First Edition (kind of)>What is Sven Co-op?Sven Co-op is a co-op variation of the 1998 first-person shooter Half-Life. It can be played with up to 32 players. Initially made to make it possible to play Half-Life campaign with other people, it has since then expanded into being one of the most moddable games on the GoldSrc engine.>Why do so many players have default models?When a player is using a model or skin you do not have, you will see the default HEV suit. You can download the models here:https://twlz.lifeisabug.comhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=631466533https://wootguy.github.io/scmodels/download.html>Custom sprays?Here: http://www.the303.org/tutorials/index.html We have a server at 78.141.193.110:27015Join for co-op NOW!!
The server usually receives the most interaction in the neighborhood of 7PM GMT but it is not unusual to see people on at many different times!
>>1094794Bump
kys dev bootlickers go advertise on reddit
MetaHook!https://github.com/hzqst/MetaHookSv>What is it?MetaHook is a plugin for GoldSrc that has a variety of extensions, ranging from things like improving FPS on toasters through a superior renderer, adding closed captioning, blocking annoying sounds from playing too frequently, and changing the color/appearance of the HUD to name a few!>Will I get banned?No!>How do I insta-Read!>Where can I find plugins?https://github.com/hzqst/MetaHookSv#plugins
kino
You are still alive!
alive is a reach for these gimps LOL
>>1094794God I used to play Sven for hours with the bros. Probably 2006 or 2007. Time flies.
>>1094794
This game gives me weird visual artifacts.Anyone else?
>>1101491Do you have any pictures?
>play ragemap with some friends>solve the colour puzzle clock thingthe solution for that shit was white7,cian 6,magenta 5,blue 4,yellow 3,red 2,green 1>reach next room>two rooms with coloured pipes and no fucking clue on what to do nextdid anyone manage to figure it out?
Friendly reminder the host stole the dynamic map as well as the map pool, MOTD and practically everything else from the original host, Kurisu.Rest in peace Chan Co-op.
If touhou_chen_v2 has a million fans, then I'm one of them.If touhou_chen_v2 has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE.If touhou_chen_v2 has no fans, that means I'm dead.
>>1101790map makers tell their friends, who tell their friends etc
>>1101983wannabe
>>1101890kinda serves him right for being an unprincipled retard does it not
>>1101790I think the solution can change between different playthroughs, but in any case once you move to the next room you need to push the liquid up the pipes the same amount their colour is worth. So with your example you'd push blue liquid in any of the pipes up 4 stages and so forth.
>>1101790here's a hint what comes after RG- BBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>1101983geno you are still around?
>>1102036>doesn’t support ukraine>made out to be a demonAnd who payed the bills?
>>1094794>https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=631466533Are these enough? I don't really wanna download 11 gigs worth of skins.
>>1102301it costs like £5 a month to run a sven coop server, what you mean bills lmaoalso idgaf about ukraine, russia and ukraine are both white nigger nationsSEE TRUTH, SEE REALITY, SEE THE LIGHT, WHAT IS RIGHT IS EASY TO SEE, SIMPLE AND OBVIOUS
>>110232590% of the skins are certified homosexual gimp suits
>>1102187there is a 3rd puzzle?
>>1102400It cost over $100 since he is Ruski
>>1102325Yeah those are fine, that's what I grabbed when I first started playing
>>1102400KEK, yurogarbage talking shitMost of you are slavshit niggers like serbs, polaks, slovaks and czechs or shitskins from germany, france, sweden, uk, shitaly, greece and roachland or siberian mongoloids from hungary/finland.
>>1103391Jebem ti pasa
>>1103391take ur meds white nigger slavic slave eastern europe is for pedos and faggots
>>1103424that includes you. should have been nuked in ww2
>>1099439what kinda name is "meryilla" anyway lmao fucking tranny xDDD
messing with light/sky. too bright ?
>>1105517I think so, I liked the spooky and desolate feeling of the darker sky
>>1107430nice
>>1105517it looked better when it was darker
I miss chan co-op
>>1113091chan coop was literally just a meme lmao
Just ignore him, the one who shall not be named is trying to stir up the thread
>>1113405>"the one who shall not be named"its an anonymous site you fucking mongoloid
>>1113091No, you miss the players from chan co-op, who fucked off due to its shitty management
>>1103470tru
>>1095955im gonna ask anyway. but does the vgui for metahook settings doesnt work anymore? (clicking advanced settings doesnt do anything) i have it installed nearly a half a year ago and have been updating it overtime whenever i wanted to play sven. however console cvars work just fine, but i dont wanna read this whole shit for the tweaking purposes.
>>1113211>>1113465Still a better server than this one.Why do you faggots always have to create non-existent drama and server wars?
>>1114190the thing you don't understand is it all existed around one personthis one exists around homosexuals and developersit's always been the same issue, not existing for anonsthey shouldn't even be advertising here, it's not a server for anons, it's a server for their butt buddies
>>1114190What makes it better? Was it the lack of updates or the fact that the owner didn't give a fuck? Perhaps it was the server going down every other day for periods of time with no explanation. No one is talking about "le server wars" other than disingenuous faggots like you.
>>1114172Try editing these files in /svencoop/captionmod/
Big kots
There are rumors that grunt is Sniper himself
The left over remnants from chan server has been the very sensitive and political fags that believe they know how the world works.
>>1116458you don't say lel
>>1116658chan was good when it was trying to impress kozmic, because what kozmic likes is based. now that's over, it's just retarded old men who literally develop the game, and their pet faggot orbiters, stagnating and hoping for more drama, whilst trannyilla takes it super serious, cucking the drama in hopes the server becomes the next big thing so he feels less like hanging himself and keeps his boyfriend happy
>the K is here
>>1114807>lack of updatesServer got holiday updates>going down every other dayIt went down about 3 times and although it was bad, it was explained in the community created Discord.
>be Chan server>don't get updates because the owner laments how the server lost its charm after some old fags (literally whos) left, despite the server being only 5-6 months old at the time. >People nevertheless still played in the server; it had mappers and game devs coming in to make the game and server attractive.>Owner doesn't care, leaving the server stagnant with the same old map pool.>time goes on and the server suddenly crashes. Server was off for weeks, if not months. We don't get a single reply from the owner's mouth, just a single word. >The server gets back on, but now with Russian ping. >Everyone left, not because of the ping but of the same stagnant attitude the owner gave to the server without giving a single update.Such is the tale of the Chan server, being carried over by the players while the owner didn't give a shit.
It looks to me like you fags can play that shitty server any time you want to instead of bitching about it here? You talk about it like it's gone but the reality is that no one wants to play it lmao
LITERALLY WHO CAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
what was that mod called for hl1 everyone had by default a security guard skin, fat guy and it was coop in the sense you had to jump on eachother and shit to complete maps, no weapons or anything just an umbrella or something
>>1117555he gave a shit, he just didn't like being called a pedo very much, it was getting too close to risky for him. also the "oldfags" still play, it's a group of knockout gaming forums faggots
been quiet since the pedo comment hahahahaha
>>1117555>Everyone left, not because of the pingSay it for yourself
>>1126695Hello FGC
>>1094794can any of you redpill me on who "uboa" is? i always thought he was the creator of ressya no tabi and pizza ya san but on svencoop map database it says the author is takedeppo and when i enter ressya no tabi it says the pic related.
>>1129250it's just a meme from the jp community. it started in maps by enuze and then it began to appear in other jap maps
>>1117555He made the server for his friends not for randoms, if his friends don't play the rest can go to hell.
>>1117555>Server was off for weeks, if not months. We don't get a single reply from the owner's mouth, just a single word.Server was down at the most, a week, and the owner updated everyone on Discord.Paid $100 a month for a server they didn't play on.Suck an egg, ungrateful faggot
I never noticed snarks have a little snark icon next to the ammo counter
>childhood friend sees me playing sven coop>chats me up, downloads and joins>"hey anon whats your nick ingame"t. nigger lover 5000
>>1095955the "advanced" video tab is not working
>>1134632What's wrong with it
>the twlz discord got nuked out of nowhere
>>1117555What server are we at now? I only played the first two servers.>/vm/ gets made>first server is a guy who doesn't know what he's doing and got burnt out after a while. Sever located in NA>second server pops up, Europe based (I think?)Second guy seemed to know what he was doing but I got bored after playing daily for a while.
>>1134956The third
>>1134956It goes like this:>aquafresh toothpaste's>makise kirusu's>meryilla's (now)
anime
it's been a while since i've seen someone actually cope and seethe
Server downIts the end
>>1145008
>>1144918Hello tranny gauna, i would never think you'd post on a evil racist site like this one
>>1145143probably because i'm not him dumb ass
>>1145214Everyone knows is you retard, twlz rejects and dev namefags is all this server is lmao
>>1146125Isn't gauna friends with adam dumb fuck? Why would he be posting about adam seething and getting btfo?
Kurisu's boyfriend is a pedophile
>>1146602Who are you gaunas handler?>>1146628You dont say...
>>1146628>Kurisu's boyfriendWho?
>>1146628would never have seen that coming, a homosexual pedophile? are you sure???
Worst map ever #1
bump>>1146628i am NOT a pedophile, just a little quirky =3i know you don't like me because my oomfie twitter speak but i really think you should appreciate me more...
>>1146628>KurisuAre we talking about the character or wat. I'm confused
>>1160490You are a gay pedo due to being molested, and you exist as entertainment
>>1160889The gimp you orbit
>>1161167What?
Do you regret wasting your life on s/v/en?
>>1162260No, better than wasting it studying
>>1162524Why is this general so dead btw....And since when r captchas only 4 letters long
>>1162526Its dead because the server is not by or for anons
>the K is still seething
>>1163316Bruh
>>1163215:(>>1163316
Can you seething fags fuck off pls? You weren't even playing on the server before we switched so there's no reason to come back and shitpost now
>>1163485Nobody plays the server go make updates for the game retard
>love sven coop>hate dead servers
>>1163215>Its dead because the server is not by or for anonsexplain without sounding mad
RIP Yesman
>>1163621Its by and for the games devs and his buddies, and advertises here knowing full well the game is stagnating without newcomers
>>1163891I don't think adambitch could tolerate being anonymous and not jerking off to himself in the mirror so you have to find a new theory
>>1164229But nih can, the whole devteam knows about adams ego lmao, they also know their userbase has one foot in the grave
lol
>>1164313>bunch of cringe kids>"ya im a proud furry"
>>1164328>p2w modAnon… I
Badass cat before being badass
>>1164342fuck off jerome
>>1164328Gib me moni for my $4 per month server i gib u admin huehue
>>1164342I <3 twitter tranny comedy and being a grooming victim, oh no dont pick cracklife!!! im too mature for that kind of humor, better ERP with my 50 year old handler dev buttbuddies to feel better!
There is no way the schizo with literal tranny shit on his twitter is talking about grooming and "twitter trannies"
>>1164632U was molested and it turned you homosexual LOL
>>1162260No, but I regret not quitting sooner. Still have some fond memories from it.
>>1164651But you are the one posting pictures of yourself in women's clothes for other men to look at and not me?
>>1165303>But you are the one posting pictures of yourself in women's clothes for other men to look at and not me?sauce
>>1165338It's on his twitter which is named the same as his steam account but it's nothing worth looking for
>>1165303Wouldnt that make the men looking, homosexual?
>>1165772This is the guy that broke the sven community??Based...
>>1165772what a faggot oh my god
Jerome is a fucking faggot.
>>1166575Calm down mery.
Why is this stupid server fucking down?!
>>1166687And it's up again and i join for a second and it it's down again.???? What're you a fucking retarded!? Fix this shit?? Immediately???
Are you too fucking stupid to know how to properly run a fucking server are you fucking retarded?????????? Wow truly excellent server!!!
>>1166575jeromosexual
>>1166691What do you expect from a tranny? Hosting a goldsrc server is hard work, especially for someone who doesnt know hes a man
>>1166973You're absolutely fucking right what the hell am i even doing this was a bad idea in the first place imma fuck off back 2 misfire where I've belonged my whole sven life
I am loving the authentic posts in this thread! Keep it up!
>>1166575no i am not >:((((( but i still love u though :33>>1095955metahook is gross & icky, do not use it.>>1129250some cutsy jap meme <33
>>1095955This lowered my fps in c1a0 from 60 fps to 5. With all settings at lowest. Absolutely sheiss mod
>>1117555Its not about oldfags, rusnigger had been a suicidal depressed piece of shit ever since his boyfriend odin left.Butthurt pidor is the one ddosing the server btw, not schizozmic.
>>1170176Arent you a bundle of joy
>>1170422stop ddosing, rusnigger
I do not recommendServer made me schizo
>>1173196Forgot to add I'm also trans
Where did Klaus go?
bump & metahook is for trannies
>>1173805Nowhere, he has returned!
Jerome got BTFO?
>>1179761UNBAN JEROME NOW!
Server Update Patch Notes:-Jerome banned
>>1094794What is the point of this gay faggot game, op?
>>1180320Sven-Coop is a (usually) co-operative multiplayer game with a variety of different maps, ranging from working together with your team to gather resources to escape a space station, playing Mario Party inspired mini-games to determine a winner, solving puzzles/obstacle courses or just simply shooting all the enemies to reach the end of the level. The point of the game can vary greatly depending on what type of map you are playing.
is chan coop the server that was posted in /vg/ around 2019 or around the height of hololive? I remember joining (first time playing sven) cause the server was shilled in /gfg/. It was fun with a lot of ogey voice spamshit lasted for like a few months and then disappeared
>>1180437wtf u talking about? the server was never to do with hololive
>>1180448I said at around then as a mark of timeI don't remember exactlyI just remember it was during the peak of hololive and ogey/rrat was new
>>1180335Nice advert faggot, go update your shitty game
>>1180499Must've been another oneAround that time there indeedly was a /vm/ server, but unrelated to the current one(s)Considering that Sven Co-op is such an old game, If you go and dig the archives, there are anons commenting on ancient (dead, of course) servers which probably date to this indonesian forum's creation
Is there any way to contact mods? I tried meryilla from motd but I am being ignored.
>>1180707Mod here. Speak
>>1180998Kill yourself
>>1180707He tends to only respond if you are underage
Grunt giving you cola before forcing you to play his course
>>1181404Jaw far too masculine to belong to grunt
Now that the dust has settled, how are we feeling about the Jerome ban sisters?
>>1190998who?
still needs better lightingmaking the outside areas less gay.
>>1192652Typical english neighbourhood.
why is jewrome gay also banned?
>>1196456Everyone the devs dislike is banned because devs own the server same reason solokiller left devs are retards
What the fuck is this general even retards
>>1196456Jerome was really content bootlicking Meryilla and making him pleased and maybe he could of prevented his ban but theres one major element he messed up with: ever admitting he was above the age of consent, if it wasn't for this maybe Meryilla would have reconsidered banning him.
>>1198979But Jerome is a tranny, he shared a few pics of himself when we played sc_laundromat, how could a fellow tranny ban him?
been while since i play sven. reading this thread gives me hints why chan co-op died.and just for future reference i remember the server going down then coming up with broken FastDL then going down and coming up with very slow FastDL then going back down then up, etc.met one of server admins who had meltdown so that funny to see too.and yeah game developers and well known players were funny to mess with.favorite was adam saying he done best despite the fact he wouldn't go first because he wanted other people to die before him.(damn. the captcha still fuckin shit years later.)
>>1199405adam beaner sucks at climb and even at his own autistic dungeon map
Happy Women's Day, Kozmic!
>>1201625Careful mentioning that name ur boyfriend might kill she/her/itself
Anyone doing maps? I made a few weapons in the past but they were never actually used.
>>1203204Nah, I hate Hammer editor
>>1203647I love making weapons for sven co-op but I can`t give them any use. I know one of my weapons is on a few servers and you can get it with points and shit (a blaster from star wars).So I'm searching for someone who need weapons for a custom map or npcs.This is one of the things I did https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbMqONDXDEk
>>1203830lots of server ops and mapmakers like sticking random custom weapons in their servers/maps respectively. If you put your stuff up on github and link it around people will make use of it
>>1203830That's awesome. Could you please post them here or send the skelly archers script to my email? I could use it for a map : cmoki1234@gmail.com
What the fuck was his problem?
>>1206860he is not wrong tho??? turricans maps are pretentious slogs with self insert characters, he is just another retarded adambean simp, yet again server admins proving this is a safe space for the dev team whilst the game stagnates around them
>>1206860"pedo spray" *looks inside*-it's anime-coming from a server ran by a 45 year old tranny who lets underage players stay as long as they pretend they are of age that's ironic
>>1206860I fucking love sanae
>>1206923>>1206860Sanae is my favorite lolcow
>>1206860How old is he again?
>>1206860bro couldn't go 10 seconds without saying a slur, then he'll wonder why nobody likes him and why he gets excluded from anything but he won't self reflect he'll just blame others for it
>>1213059Hi Turdican/Gauna/random dev bootlicker faggot. Nice 16 year old discord mullato typing patterns.
>>1213059Muh slurs, hang yourself
>>1213359Gauna, the tranny that loves horse cock and pretends to have morals
devs are faggots, im still waiting on that "html5 hud" sniper after you so rudely told me a fucking hud color slider was retarded
>>1213726the moron considers the original code to be a holy text and he refuses to improve anything, that is why solokiller left
Let's all talk about how much we love sven coop instead!
>>1222891My instagram account got hacked
>>1222891My butt hurts during period
>>1206860high fructose diet
Haven't played here since 2022. What's up with the rebranding of the server? Did the community die?
>>1240162Other server stopped receiving updates so we got a new host, name changed to (unsuccessfully!) avoid drama
>>1240188>name change to avoid drama>still advertises in the same placekek
>>1240162>What's up with the rebranding of the serverAfter the owners (Kurisu and Schrödin) departed ways, some anons who were promoted decided to split servers, as the head gradually ascribed more tasks and responsibilities to themIt all reached a point where maintenance and playing on the older server(s) was difficult, so the split you see happened>Did the community dieOldfags left way before the split, but you still can catch some of them under new names, on both servers and othersNow it (the 'community') consists mostly of snowflakes and bootlickers who roleplay in-game
>>1241960>snowflakes and bootlickerswho?
>>1243042adams pet homosexuals, the tranny chaser roleplayers, the admins who ban people for saying mean people for saying mean things, the moralfags who wanna be the next batman of the internet, the underages that mery lets stick around as long as they lick his ass hard enoughwhat a hive lol
He is the first truly schizophrenic person I have interacted with and even if he's a little dickhead he will still hold a special place in my heart.
>>1243341dumb wannabe a-logger why have a eulogy for someone who still plays
>>1243349No no, he died... very unfortunate....
>>1243341imagine of calling the vision pure innocence and love just to be "dickhead" i hope your spirit was sucked into the black hole you call a heart and your mind houses the idea for all lifetimes to your children too and dont touch them like daddy touched you
>>1243155Dont forget and the twlz refugees who left twlz because it is too toxic and offensive like horse porn tranny
Even after all this time the tranny schizo STILL seethes endlessly in the thread
>>1243155>adams pet homosexualswhat?
>>1243695fym "what"
>>1243695don't even bother trying to make sense of these perma-online schizos, as soon as you think you understand they'll change their stories and you'll be back to square one
>>1243732change is the only constant dumbass old man keep up with the times or stagnate - mind rot
Where does kozmic chama even play? He used to play in twlz now idk
>>1243155Damn, you're still butthurt, KWAB
>>1243920KWABKKOZMIC WILL ALWAYS BE KING
>>1243998*QUEEN
>>1243998YASSS QUEEEN
>>1244128aw u qts
>>1246641it says im banned tho i didnt do anything
>>1246644Are you over the age of 18? The tranny admin doesnt like that
>>1246641>>1246644You are not in the ban list so you were probably vote kicked, that applies a temporary 25 min ban.
Stop bein weeb bitches with your anime girls
>>1246641Yeah wtf, I remember playing with this dude
>>1250983nice try kurisu, we know your a pedo, just ask kozmic how he got molested
whats the deal with 95.179.135.94:27015? is this a private server for a few anons or wat?
>>1252241no idea, that server doesnt exist
>>1252211yeah he wanted to revert my age back to below 18 so he could have legal pedophillia but he failed so now he has to groom real children what is to be expected from a homosexual
>>1252340hey kozmichow you doing?
>>1252381horny despite i just came super hard and also im the best untouchable nobody here is on my level kurisu cowarded into a shell from me and i rub it into his face sometimes
>>1252390ahahahaha, nice
Ace, I cant believe dialogues are even worse than in Fallout 3https://youtu.be/dfZPnY_oa1U
I just booted up sven after not playing for a few months, am i missing something or is TWLZ actually fucking dead?
>>1256464Deserved. Sven players let vrchat zoomers create drama and now sven coop will never be the same again
>>1256464Its dead>>1256485You seem upset
>>1256464So long and thanks for all the r*ddit
>>1256492i am upset, i liked twlz. shame about the infestation of molested homosexuals though :(
>>1256485>>1256492>>1256494where did all the players go? is there a good replacement? the only servers with decent latency and playercount i can find in the browser seem to be survival focused. I only played on twlz, i don't even know where to go now
>>1256464>the ‘regulars’ keep pestering the admins to add long brainrot chat sounds for no particular reason>they take w00tguy’s willingness for granted and abuse it>do this for months and make drama for the sake of drama because they’re children>::eecat: why did w00tsie leave uguuBan every tw*z player on sight
>>1256570Petition to reopen twlz with kozmic as lead admin
>>1256509Go fuck yourself, twlz is cancer>>1256587KEK imagine the absolute cancer
>>1256509twlz players moved to "return of the KING" server54.37.41.18:27015>>1256570i don't think that's what it was, because w00t wasn't the only one who left around the same time. the server took a nosedive after cow tycoon released. the map was constantly being played, it was easy to grief on and people were getting mad at each other, etc.
>>1256748TWLZ is dead, long live TWLZ!LONG LIVE THE KING!
>>1256748OH NO
>>1257585it gets ddos'd sometimes. you might be able to connect through console by doing "connect 54.37.41.18:27015" otherwise you just have to wait for it to come back. for some reason a couple people have it out for these servers and randomly ddos them.
>Enter thread just to see if there are any cool servers>see the absolute state of this thread
>>1258025half of those are actually 1 or 2 guys baiting, false flagging and being medically, literally, unironically schizophrenic
>>1258062Everyone that dislikes me is schizophrenicIn other news >>1257963 enough people dislike us that we get dossed regularly by the greater sven community>>1258025 ur best bet is the return of the king server
>>1258172>"us" they hate you though?
>>1258222Was that a question?
>>1258261it's a statement posed as a question in case you want to respond and explain your delusions
>>1258282People hate me cuz they aint mePeople hate you cuz you are you
>unironic twlz refugees have infested the threadwho brought them here?
>>1258379there is literally a link to the twlz site in the op
>King server has doesn't have VAC enabled Very questionable.
>>1261242pussyo
>>1261242rusniggers wouldn't be able to join otherwise
>>1268494thanks for reminding me to change cmos battery
God bless sven coop and this threadand I wish displacer's sub attacks actually work
RIP
reco sucks
>>1275430most of the resident evil maps do. and there is only one silent hill map which isn't great either.
memehera...
>>1277671m-menhera
>>1277671>>1278439
> dropped> [AFB] GATEKEEP: kicking : has permanent ban with reason "Pedophile"> has joined the game.>- has joined the game.>- has left the game.Bad serber - will neber play agayn
>>1284019cunnyfags get the boot before the rope, too bad!
>>1284019Mery is the only pedo allowed, because he was actually touched as a child
>>1284161I got touched, hugged, cuddled and kissed by my babysitters (who were school friends of my underage aunt)Probably the reason girls with ponytails turn me on
>>1284785it only counts if its an older man
Have any of you anons tried playing Abiotic Factor??Game seems fun, wonder if there would be interest for a general of it on /vm/.
>>1206860>pedo spraylet me guess. It was loli? I hope this isnt the server in the OP. What a bunch of reddit faggots crying about some drawing on a spray.
>>1290159KEK, pedo's back
>>1290806Newfag. Loli has been and always will be an integral part of imageboards. Dont like it? You're free to go back.
>>1291515pedo is malding, KEK
>>1291577nah hes right you;re a fucking newfag. loli is japanese pedofreak imageboard culture.
>>1290806Schizo cant tell the difference between fantasy and reality. I recommend therapy to get over your childhood trauma...
hide yo kids, sanae, mery and kurisu are here
total twlz deathmillions must play sc_persia
>>1094794Is this still alive or is this shit dead? I remember playing with /v/ in 2019.
>>1295605For the most part the server is only really active in EU evenings.
>>1295605It used to be active alot more but everyone fun got banned
>>1293568funny, twlz is literally dead and its still more alive than s/v/en coop...devs, dony quit ur day jobs, u cant manage community with ego bigger than mind
>>1296007>this tranny is STILL here
>>1296011ikr, surprised he didnt rope himself yet
>1295995>1296007
>>1296013hide ur anime girl you might get banned by the tranny with something to hide... >>1284019
>the K still seethes
FGC hugging it out
>>1296007if you actually frequented either of those fucking servers you'd know that same people play it nigger.
>>1256464we had a good run>>1256570>>1256748keep in mind it took oldfags leaving + cancer maps + griefing + admin abuse + ddos + nico drunk depression for server to finally die after 8 years of servicedespite that twlz fags are still somehow united and playing at king server
>>1299857doesn't that server keep getting ddosed too?
>>1299911also forgot, who are teh admins there?
found where Kozmic plays
>>1299927does anyone even care?
>>1299933me, i'm his stalker
>>1299933keep pretending>>1299934*a-loggerand hi
>>1299911I think schizos got bored of ddosing for now>>1299914no idea who if there is even one
>>1299927its a closed party.
>>1301628no one cares desu
...is it safe to play on this server as an anon? what is there to expect
>>1306157What exactly are you concerned about? It's no less safe or secure than any other server running on a gldsrc game. If you are worried about things like your IP address just run on a VPN or proxy whilst you play, and run the -nop2p launch parameter so the ziggers and turkroaches can't use their ipgrabber against you.
>>1306157the devs are kinda creepazoids so i would be careful, also its not a server for anons by anons, so dont expect much fun, its mostly the devs attempt at attention seeking and a few tranny roleplayers that get mad if you play the game properly
>>1306157If you didn't read the whole thread there's some schizophrenic fag with oneitis who has no hobbies or life and won't fuck off out of the thread but he's banned on the server so you have nothing to worry about
>>1306746^
>>1306923the server is dead for a reason get off the copium
>>1299927wrong person. that's not kozmic. I thought it was at first as well bit they are a different person
>>1306157There's a pedophile spraying cp so you might have to wipe your install. Dude creeped out even the other weebs and had a meltdown, then came back under another name and is now coping and seething "it was just anime, bro"Or its Ktranny samefagging in bad faith
>>1311832Sir, your meds...
>>1094794You barely even shoot anything in HL1 though. What do people even do in this together?
>>1317038there are tons of custom maps like platforming, hns, pvp and ebin campaigns
why did you change the password, mery ;_;
>>1326128It's temporary, it will return to the usual soon
>>1325750NS2 in sven? cool
>>1332886
>>1332886Yes, coming soon (tm)
>>1311832when you say cp do you mean loli anime porn...? if so, you're a pussy. if it's actual cp that's a whole different thing.
me at my pc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nganwx7eObM
>>1341313yeah because its not weird watching cartoon kids getting dicked down. you need to kill yourself already
>>1356690bro just discovered taboo fictionand get some self awareness, you are considered weird by most people
s/v/en tabloid
So Serita is a latina with a thick ass?
>>1360804>>1360804>>1360804MORE MORE MORE I NEED MORE NEWS
>>1366289meme get off 4chan>>1364404i asked he is not, he is half euro
>>1360804This is fucking cool
>>1360804good thing my name wasnt dragged through the mud
>>1368781you dont have a name nigga
>>1369415wtf how did u know?
>>1369829intuition
>>1180320>>1306157AGP und simulated transgenderism (we just play as little anime girls as a joke haha)
>>1370138everything we are insecure about is "just a joke", including our little girl centric agp and our transgenderism, just keep us away from your daughters! jkjk
Friday night?
>>1381016cant, have a date with your mom
unban Jerome NOW
>>1381480who?
>>1370138kys groomer.
>>1382152careful, they love grooming kids, they will take that as a compliment
>literal tranny who wants to fuck pedobait vtumor won't fuck off from the thread and has the balls to call anyone else a groomer
>>1387023>i might groom children who join the server into hiding their age to avoid a ban as long as they erp with me, but at least i dont watch vtubers
>projecting about grooming and erping with a retarded roach when you were literally the only one interested in itat least he isn't denying being a tranny or being attracted to child's bodies anymore
>>1387106face it the only reason you dont watch shondo is because she isnt a real child. you can admit it, we are all anons here :)
>>1382152>>1387053lmao kids don't play this ancient game, the only people getting groomed are 35+ year olds.
>xhe thinks you can't manipulate lonely autistic men and convince them to become trannies
>>1387467These niggas come pre-groomed, you just gotta nudge them a little.
>>1388345I wanna molest Kozmic
You're stuck with the Chan regulars in one room, but you only have one bullet. Whom would you shoot?
>>1393988could prob shoot both of them with one bullet>>1393678you wouldnt know what to do
>>1393988Kurisu, if he's not there then JeromeI just hate those trannies
>>1393988https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zA68t5amhI
Started playing again for the first time in years. How do I quickly swap guns? I'm not talking about q. I remember some console command that made it swap faster without confirmation. Like if you hit 3 it would just pull out the mp5. not you had to hit multiple things to pick shotgun or mp5. Anybody know what I'm talking about. I might just be misremembering it but I think it was a thing.
>>1400782Its probably in one of the advanced menu window too along with weapon pick up and view bobbing.
>>1400782hud_fastswitch
is the server dead?
>>1401807Yeah
>>1401807It's dropped off quite a lot, you can still find people playing on it some evenings but it's not consistently populated like it used to be
Unban everyone and wipe the slate clean to revitalize the server
>>1401891Why? Most of them were trashy people and underage retards
>>1401966to revitalize the server retard, read!
>>1401989>join, see annoying spergs, join another servergreat idea, you're the one whos retarded
>>1401999>join, see nobody, join another serveran even better idea!
>>1401891This would only work if the majority of people on the ban list were still active players of the game, and I'm not convinced that even 10% of them are
>>1402012Everytime i join there are always people joining for some reason, like they get a notification or something
>>1402154Nah I'm just stalking you
>>1402258K
>>1402012its a reality not an idea
There's a public beta out now for 5.26, you can opt into it by changing to the release_candidate_public branch in the beta participation option in steam. A clone of the existing server is available on this branch at 78.141.193.110:27017 (no password)
>>1406794Fuck that
>>1360804now this is fucking 2000s kino
>>1402154I've noticed the same, nobody wants to be first on an empty server but if I do so then it doesn't take long for others to join
https://wiki.svencoop.com/Change_log/5.26>Fixed an exploit whereby player IP addresses can be revealed to other players whilst connected to a server (even if non-P2P) that they don't operatethank fuck, no more roaches or ziggers ip-grabbing
>>1418309I wonder why they decided to actually give a fuck and update the game
>>1418309>>1418341My ip changes like >5 times a day. I keep discovering ancient 4chink bans.
>>1418791lmao this. I'm horrified at how many secret CHUDS that have been banned exist in my country.
>>1418976I keep seeing proxy/vpn, child porn and spamming as reasons, sometimes """offtopic"""
>>1419009I fucking love retarded jannies and cgnat
>>1418309just for server operators to leak them anyway kek
>>1420911and anutha onehttps://files.catbox.moe/job1lu.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/nFxl1O1.jpegjannies tongue my anus
>>1424337why are you upset you cant post cp
>>1425200work on your reading comprehension, retard
>>1418341I think they've always been working on it, they are just fucking slow and haven't really been telling people what is going on
THIS is your admin?
>>1434670grunt-sama...is this real?
>>1094794I love Ran
>>1434670what's wrong with practice1?
What's the status of this server? Been a long time since I played with you guys
>>1446203Still up and running but not as active as it used to be. You may struggle to find other players on there outside of EU hours.
>>1446212Cool, I'll check it out sometime soon!
3rd person camera changes in 5.26
So is the server going to switch to the halloween mapvote this year of not?
>>1453570Yes, should automatically switch to it at 00:00 UTC.
chat is this real? https://www.roblox.com/users/2259725881/profilei didnt know mery was a pedophile
You are my last hope, anons. I reinstalled the game a few days ago and I'm trying to find a map I played in the past where you would go from an office area with two parallel corridors to an indoor pool. After that, you would open a door and go to the locker rooms where you could grab some grenades and go through a vent to a cafeteria with grunts. I think the map started with you in the transit wagon, next to a guy in a wheelchair that would stay behind as you went off the ride. Anyone have any guess about it?
>>1460494dy_dorms
>>1460496Holy shit anon, that's actually it. Thanks a lot! I guess I'll try out Decay as a whole.
Anyone tried this map yet?http://scmapdb.wikidot.com/map:blackmesa-training-simulation:resonance-cascade
>>1469525Tried this out, it's a very large map and rather confusing at first but well made. Would probably be a clusterfuck in public lobbies but with a smaller number of players it's a lot of fun.
>>1484207>more forced models
"cant play" "steam account too new":/ :/ :/
>>1484648BAN EVASION: DENIED
Only two more days left to hear rockwell until the mapvote changes back to normal.
i forgot there were two sven servers from /vm/ a year or two ago. i just play on sbmesh now since its a better experience overall with all the ongoing autism.
>>1485270It's over :(
>>1453274Wake me up when they return smoothwalking.
>>1484621The devs cant handle cunny>>1484648Phahahahajahahah "by anons for anons"
damn didn't know this existedhaven't played SC in about a year now. do people like oldrey still play
>>1094794the game still active?
>>1502377At certain times
It's time for the consortium to return.
gimme your most NSFW sprays
last night was really fun
>>1504462
>>1503950The seed has been planted.
