get rio lan (5 sa, 3 eu teams) in a couple days, then esl pro league starting on the 23rd, dominating a month of the calendar
First for ence is my favorite team
>>1256434did he get a penalty or something from this?
>>1256458Yeah he lost the series
>>1256434KEK
>>1256458yes but faze missed
>>1256470COMPLETE REDEMPTION ARC INCOMING>Get Astralis back on track>Stop hitting hardware>Hit the wife so she won't hit up other men2024 will be The Year Of Dev1ce
>>1256476who is the Paul Pogba of Faze?
>>1256566twisstz
is the walls thing still working or did they fix that already
*mogs your favorite player*
>>1256724*gets mogged by my favorite player*
>>1256747?
>>1256749skadoodle put $20k in bitcoin in 2013, back when the esea mining shit happened, that's why he just streams for fun
>>1256755Shroud is synonymous with esports, pro gaming, and streaming. Nobody uses Skadoodle's name anymore except when they bring up a single CS tournament from 2018 (or the IBP throw kek).
>>1256760it's not gonna make him >5'6 tho
>>1256761Why does that matter? Short or not, Shroud already has a girlfriend (unlike you).
>>1256765Shroud is the girl.
>>1256724>mogs your favorite player>>1256765>uhm he might be a repulsive manlet skill-let, but he has a good heart, and that's what counts
https://youtu.be/G0O9T__B_gk?feature=shared
>>1256776He easily mogs every other player's career. Isn't that what matters to this thread? Are you some fag who thinks Pasha is the GOAT because he has big arms?
>>1256830well he was shit at cs toowhy is his net worth or his gf any more relevant to that than his repulsive appearance or ought-to-be-screened-for-and-aborted height?
>1256749>1256760Holy mother of glazing. I hate that stupid twitch nigger so goddamn much.
the new rare atom team is here
my condolences chinkbromaybe they'll trade klank thompson and retool this summer, but either way they had a real good run
>>1256879>ChildKing
>Following this move, Nouns are now:>Carson "nosraC" O'Reilly>Christopher "cJ dA K1nG" Jones>Paytyn "junior" Johnson>Jeorge "Jeorge" Endicott>Anthony "CLASIA" Kearney (trial)is this the most irish+british team in cs, now that endpoint's dead and itb+viperio sold out?>>1256897the inexorable march of time....
The pro league schedule has apparently been adjusted so two groups run at the same time, so it's no longer a 5 week grind, it's 3 somewhat packed weekshttps://pro.eslgaming.com/csgo/proleague/
>>1257002Run it all in one day.
you love ityou wear it
>>1256975Biggest gaming chair cheater fatzo cartman skillz
absolute state of these fuckers
>>1257011Bo1 single elim all matches are continuous with next match starting immediately after the previous.Endurance tournament.
>>1257051MR8 format
anyone have the broky spinning webm?
>MESA TO HOLD $100,000 LAN IN MONGOLIA>Nomadic Masters Spring 2024>Mongolz>Lynn Vision>OG>EU Invite 2>Asia Invite 3>Mongolia Qualifier>TBA>TBA
>>1257002wtf its already annoying when they run two games i want to watch side by side
>>1257046theyre chilling
>>1257079
aus chads keep winninghttps://clips.twitch.tv/TacitCourageousGoblinKeepo-GhoOlvJVnVFwlQaj
>>1257091garbage gloves
>>1257084FINALLY
Some highlights include:Hen1 already knew he was gonna get kicked before he "left" to play with his brother. Art thinks it was an unjust kick and a big mistake considering Brazil had no good awpers at the time and it led them to playing for a long time without a great awper;Guerri/Furia's admin wouldnt let them bring girlfriends over, says he didn't see his girlfriend/family for months and that he was almost kicked because of this;In the same topic he remembers a time where the org/managers were on top of them constantly over things like fitness, eating healthy, etc. They couldn't go out/drink/sleep late like a week before a tournament;He almost quit right after a bo3 because of arguments with guerri;Art wanted a lot of different players and awpers over the years but Furia's management always seemed to lose the transfer window and ended up with subpar players. Apparently getting drop was guerri's call when art wanted a star awper instead;This missing of windows happened mostly because Furia liked to respect other orgs and talk straight to them instead of talking directly to players (and says that at this time Fallen and co would constantly direct message ksc/yurih trying to get them), but this also led to a lot of the times the players art wanted to get to not even know that they had an interest over him, because the org wanted a big payout;There was a long period (before Fallen) where they would get other players to captain instead of art, not by his choice;And a bunch of other gold I just can't remember now.. great content.
>>1257110did you forget to post a link?
>in 1 hour after coming to RIO pain.biguzera was robbed at gun pointlol and lmao
>>1257127WE WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND
>>1257089>Its just some dust, broCurious how this never happened with my mouse in 15 years
>>1257127https://twitter.com/biguzera1/status/1780342841627017216link to tweet, cant post image.
>>1257110>Art thinks it was an unjust kick and a big mistake considering Brazil had no good awpers at the time and it led them to playing for a long time without a great awper;he's 100% right, everyone was thinking the same thing
>>1257110>This missing of windows happened mostly because Furia liked to respect other orgs>br>showing respect>acting like a human beinglmao no.
launders LAN rollcallI am going to show up, rock the group stages and get really drunk and play Melee friendlies. My team will be the most obnoxious one. Anyone else going?
>>1257022STOP
>>1257127>>1257128whiteys will never understand
Enxe is currently losing map 2 11-5 in a series against some polish nobodies in the thunderpick eu quals
>>1257158hades is doing some poor job in online matches
Watching glaive try to corral these poles into a functioning team really gives me "pep in stoke" vibes. It doesn't matter what kind of genius tactician you are if your pieces are lacking the quality to play your game
>>1257200>pep>genius tactician
>>1257202>le fired from tottenham guy
>>1257202I wasn't say pep is a genius tactician, my point is he's never had to prove his tactics can work in an environment without the best players, and now his ideas are being tested and they're struggling, especially since the game has moved on so much since his height. Mou is much closer to an analog for glaive than pep is
>>1257205>>1257207>mou wins cl with fucking porto and chelsea>meanwhile pep the nepobaby was handed billion dollar oil money clubs with the best players on a silver platter from day one>eventually mou got fired because of subpar players and retard management on shit teams>still manages to prove himself as the goat coachthat bald fraud wishes he was half as good as mou, dont bring him up here ever again
>>1257216Mou saying getting MU to second was one of his greatest achievements is one of my favorite quotes of all time
>>1257216>mou never worked at clubs with unlimited moneyKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>1257129its happened to me with a superlight in a premier match and I freaked the fuck out
>>1257216Mou never won the CL with Chelsea, and in his first spell there he got absolutely everything he wanted, blank check, there was no financial fair play either
>>1257218what? madrid? where the management refused to even cooperate with him? Where he had to work with lazy shitters like benzema and ozil, before guys like modric and bale even got there? while over half of pep’s squad were world cup winners at the peak of tiki taka era?
>>1257226>ignores chelsea, inter, manu, tottenham
>>1257226>benzema>1 leliga with mou>3 after >0 ucl with mou>5 after>1 cdr with mou>2 afterhmm
>>1257229>benzema got carried by modric bale kroos and ronaldo at his peak, while mou never even got to play with those guys and had to make do with shitters instead>somehow this is mou’s fault that shitters like benzema couldnt perform
>>1257235okay replace benzema with ronaldo
man I sure hope people stop talking about shit boring sport like football in cs2 threads
>>1257240we are waiting for pro league to start
>>1257240Would you rather discuss YaLLA Compass 2024? I sure am looking forward to Paravision versus Havu, two titans of the sport
>>1257240Kind of wish people were talking about their own seasons/leagues that they play in. I want to know a lot more about CS Confede3ration if anyone has any experience. It seems like a really cool way to play at a competitive level but while still leaving behind all of the ESEA/Faceit "pugging matters for your league matches" bullshit and mentality.
>>1257249this is the esports thread though
>>1257249>CS Confede3rationwhat's this?
>>1257255Meant to say CS Confederation (typo'd randomly).It was briefly explained to me that it's a draft system where you go in as an individual player.>>1257250ESEA/LAN events/Collegiate even is eSports, just not tiers 1-3
>>1257256i wish i could discuss this in a meaningful way but my country has absolutely no scene, we're probably the worst country in Europe if you compare success in real sports compared to esports, hand in hand with Italy
>>1257257Its good, you should be proud of itesport athletes - 90% ugly neckbeardsreal sport athletes - 90% gigachadsFuck esports, i wish it never took off
>>1257260Why are you here
>>1257260>real sport athletes - 90% gigachads
>>1257260you're righti also wish it stayed like in 1.6, a few big international LANs per year with about 100k dollars in prize money, and the rest were all local tournaments. and the community was more knowledgeable about the game, people actually watched demos, statfagging was kept to a minimum.
>>1257270>NEO and TaZ formed the longest partnership across all versions of Counter-Strike which spans over 6100 days in total. Their first period of alliance lasted 5052 days, from April 8th, 2004 when they joined forces in Team Pentagram to February 6th, 2018 when TaZ was benched from Virtus.pro.peak soul
>>1257257If you're in Europe in general, you definitely have a scene. Anywhere where you have ample LAN centers you definitely got people who play. The worst place that still plays feels like NA Central. Fucking nothing goes on there outside of Colorado. I'm very lucky because sometimes I play in NA East events (NYC, Philly, Boston) and even closer to me are NA North events. (Toronto, Montreal, Buffalo for a bit, Ottawa occasionally). NA North has objectively the best LANs.
>B1ad3 on HLTV Confirmed: Second Major win, international roster, and futurefuck yeah, he was a great guest first time they had him
>>1257276>blad3 picks anubis>navi loses anubis>blad3 stops picking Anubis>NaVi wins major>Blad3: "I am genious tactician"
>>1257268they are the 10%
>>1257277their anubis is objectively good though and it has been since they made the roster shuffle, they beat peak Spirit on anubis a month before the Major, the only team that took a map from them.
>>1257277They already gave interview about downplaying aleksibs igling, how blade is forcing him to get better in the navi system.Aleksi also praised blade for "making him a better igl"I suppose it feeds into the narrative of why aleksi was kicked from so many teams, that he needed blades firm hand to guide him to a better place.
it's pronounced yihm-paat?
https://www.hltv.org/news/38796/esl-pro-league-season-19-talent-announced>yep, talent looking great...>wait a minute>The B stream, which will be broadcast remotely, features four names recently seen on the secondary IEM Chengdu broadcast: Lucy "LucyLuce" Eastwood, Brandon "BDog" Rawlings, Neo "Ne0kai" Caine, and Harvey "Skriv" Rodgers. Travis "Trav" Landaw Mott,Nooooooooooooooo
>>1256724he looks jewish AKA """white""" American
>>1257268That's my Ibou
>>1257325I want to fuck Lucy
>"Brazilian organizations, with Brazilian staff, Brazilian players, everything 100 percent Brazilian, will never win anything again," he said. "That is my opinion.>"[The coach] needs to have international intellectuality. It's 200 million people against 9 billion people talking about Counter-Strike. When you go on Reddit, a lot of people are talking about technical aspects, about grenades that land on this or that pixel. If you don't speak English, you won't understand what they're talking about.>"Does that mean that KSCERATO isn't a top player, a really good player? No. But when he has that intellectuality from people who have experienced the world from a different perspective, his chances of winning are much higher.">"Between putting sidde in charge of the team with international assistants, giving him a long period, and getting another Brazilian coach, we will choose sidde," he said. "But getting a really good foreign coach is the priority. If we can do it, it will be great."
>>1257084AMBATU
ope
>>1257534they were probably cheating
ahemliquid shit
>>1257545this team is such a fucking joke lol
>>1257545ty didnt know there was any games rn
>yekindass
zebra just yeeted on him
>>1257548at least theyre not nrg
>yekindar 4-11, 38 adr against t1000 na
yeah this is a really bad look for yekindar, i wonder whats gotten in his head to play like this
If you were in charge of Liquid, who would you (reasonably) get to replace Yekindar?
>>1257568>>1257567it's normal. this is what happens when europeans come to america. their skill dropszet: best rifler of nip by far, comes to na to play source for complexity and then never comes back to his old formlurppis: joins evil geniuses, wins some esea 1.6 lans and a couple of international events but that's pretty much it. most of the time they lose in spectacular fashion. eventually goes back to europe, and he's in a grand finals again with winfakt againstsk gamings1mple: great k/d ratio but literally can't do anything in america because he has the skill but he can't really practice in fpl because it's a clown fiesta of oversized egos (especially the na players that came from css and 1.6) and everyone has a "aggressively peek everything and headshot", elige is giving him shit for no reason, and every time he loses he's feeling the pressure more and more. finally does something big at esl one cologne, but by then he's had enough of na and wants to continue his career in cis region.
>>1257583*peek everything and headshot playstyle because of ping differences and peeker's advantage online.
>>1257583these are the posts i come here for, good shit
GET Rio starts tomorrow and the TO's have no money and are begging to the local government. Brazil approved an law a few days ago that allows the government to ''donate'' money for esports tournaments because of culture or some stupid shit like thishttps://www.dust2.com.br/noticias/47451/cbge-responde-governo-do-rio-e-pede-mais-r-25-milhoes-para-get-riocust for everythingMaracanãzinho - R$2.828.674,08 / $539.113,39International flights - R$357.000,00 / $68.040,17Nacional flights - R$58.800,00 / $11.206,61Hotels - R$116.000,00 / $22.108,29CBGE Licensing - R$300.000,00 / $57.176,61Local organizing committee - R$676.390,64 / $128.912,43Marketing - R$312.500,00 / $59.558,97Management, administration and accountability consultancy - R$325.000,00 / $61.941,33Internet - R$311.000,00 / $59.273,09Production costs - R$1.133.348,13 / $216.003,37Documentation and security - R$60.350,00 / $11.502,02broadcasting equipment - R$431.680,00 / $82.273,34Computers - R$201.550,00 / $38.413,15Brand licensing, know-how e GEF products - R$2.095.934,40 / $399.461,47Taxes and operating fees - R$368.471,45 / $70.226,50
>>1257583how could america cause yekindar to lose every opening duel and have the lowest adr in the server against t4 na washoutsa truly inhospitable environment where they aggro peek and try to headshot, how can FUCKING YEKINDAR understand or identify with that mindset, latvia will have to take military action in retaliation soon
>>1257626Over 2 million usd in operation costs for a tier-2 tournament is absolutely fucking insanity, completely unsustainable
>>1257643now imagine how much it costs to host the olympics at a new location every 4 years and after which the infrastructure gets abandonedwas there like 1 financially successful event in history ?
>>1257648Yeah and Brazil was fucking retarded for chasing that too
>>1257626I thought GET was financed by the Saudis as wellI guess not
>>1257648People were absolutely seething in Australia when the government cancelled the commonwealth games because they were gonna cost way too much to logically run.
GEN.G IS BACKhttps://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/Asian_Super_League/Season_3
>>1257682Has BnTeT had the most cursed career as a pro?Now he's stuck with a literal waste of ammo.
>>1257683Jesus CHRIST he’s been reduced to playing with fucking nero LOL
>>1257682They need that Saudi dough by spreading out into as many games as possible again.
>>1257683what do you expect from a guy who doesnt move abroad to join eu team or somethingits his decision to play in asia
>>1257714are you retarded
>>1257683>>1257708>>1257714they also lost in the saudi open qualifier, its not going well for themi don't see them doing too much in the rmr qualifier at the end of the year
>Liquid's recently-improved form presented a problem for the remaining favorites of the qualifier, namely Nouns, Wildcard, and NRG, as that left them with just one spot to vie for.>In the end, it would be none of these three squads to secure the final place in the closed qualifier, as NRG faltered to G3 before even having a chance to face Liquid, while the former two sides were narrowly bested by Elevate, earning Wyatt "snav" Phillippi's men the coveted second spot alongside Liquid and invited sides Legacy and M80.>NRG lost to nonamers>Wildcard and Nouns lost to Elevateunfortunately, the chuds won
>>1257683what the fuck is this lineup? why is the australian meme team on an asian online tournament
>>1257330tf2 sustaining on cs's piss
Gen.G got 9 rounds somehow
>>1257874meant for >>1257682Gen.G's team are basically nobodies
>>1257683>>1257805>BigetronOne of the worst org names I've ever heard.
rare atom > australian shitter teams
>>1257909>australian shitter teamsThat's all of them.
Weird how you were so quiet after the tournament in your precious chinkland
>>1257914a tournament where flyquest fluked past a secretly dead team not the victory you think it is
>>1257915>it doesn't le heckin count*yawn* get some new material already
>>1257916whats your excuse when they fail to get out of groups in the easiest group in esl pro league history
>>1257919What's your excuse for constantly downplaying any positive Australian result?
>>1257921i'll stop complaining when the country get out of the competitive scene and let the asian scene grow
>>1257923So for Asia to be successful you need to remove any challenge for them? Might as well have all of America and Europe quit too. Don't want any competition hindering the poor Asian teams.
>>1257805Gen.g is such a new team it's not even listed on the org website under teams, nor was there ever an announcement made of their signing, it's almost like they don't exist at all
>>1257930
https://allstar.gg/clip?clip=661e2ad92dc830000d3f2c28is this shit publicit just randomly took my games and made a clip for leetify, pretty crazy
>>1257945You play sus
>>1257955https://allstar.gg/u/cryptofoodcan you see this without logging in
>>1257923Imagine admitting your entire scene is so shit you get gatekept by Australians.
>>1257923the white man be keeping us down an shieet
Australia will never host a major
>>1257960So why are you terrified of Australians anyway?
>>1257945>>1257956can see your clips, that you're aussie, and how many total views. also who you follow, not that you follow anyone
>>1257961chinese have a massive inferiority complex against australians
>the 30 year old flasher>I MUST BUY FLASHBANG>FLASHING>doesn't care about team positioning or who he flashes, just fucking flashes>THROWING FLASHBANG>flashes his team the majority of time but doesn't care, still keeps on flashing>intuitively flashes and even comes up with clutch flashes simply because he buys it every single round>has to flash, or else can't play>AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I'M FLAAAAAAAAAASSSSSHIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGG!!!!!!
>>1257978This is me but with smokes
the mongolz era is overits rare atom's time
>>1257982>turn on stream>see this
>>1257985Could fit my penis in that tooth gap.
>>1257945>>1257956>see random australian in /cs2g/>is a cheating ratwhy are they all like this
>>1257985dust2 doors
https://allstar.gg/clip?clip=661b55180b69b1000be6df49I assure you, i AM cheating
>>1257978if theres a flashbang on the ground and I have two I just randomly flash anything, even my team, so i can pick up the new one
check him pc
Half the cs content on reddit at this point is posted by official gambling site accounts lmao
>>1257985Me on the right>>1257988Holy shit
>Tyloo just 2-0'd Lynn Visionbros...
>>1258046flyquest wins that
biguzera is going to fuck up some ukes in 90 minutes
https://www.twitch.tv/ewc_bkjaerbye is here
brazil gonna win an TIER A tournament this weekfeelsgoodman
>>1258095is it an all brazil tournament?
>>1258096higher average rank than chengdu
>>1258096yes
>>1258098its funny how this is more of a T1 tournament than Chengdu was
>>1258098Maybe learn some math.
>>1258102>chinkcels so utterly buckbroken they're now trying to explain how their own tournament wasn't reallmao
>>1258106China has a major, they can live with having a let down tournament where barely any top teams actually went
>>1258108>barely anyWhat's with this constant cope here of just ignoring reality?
>GET Rio already delayed by half an hourmasterful gambit, sir
wow tyloo is so shit
>>1258114We've known that for like a decade.
>>1258114they're getting blitzed :>
>already eliminated Falconsisters… our response?
>>1258127kek unusual 2024 4chan effort post
>>1258127Accurate historical event
snoozefest incoming
>>1258165i honestly feel bad for them trying to pander to these bandwagon reddit posts
>>1256434>damn i am so angry they used their cheats more efficiently i should have be more bold
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2890075/feet
>>1258189Love feet
>you can gamble on launders LAN matcheshttps://www.rivalry.com/on/esports/csgo-betting/8206-launders-lan)%3C-----Weird to see someone could realistically put money on my team and win/lose based on the outcome, wtf
>>1258199hello, are you interested in earning some money?
>>1258191pits are better
>>1258202Not really, just want to win the video game sorry
>>1258199What's your team?
>>1258219A fair number of my teammates, myself included, have HLTV rating pages tied to our real names and locations so I am not going to post that, sorry. I'll post pics from the venue at the very least to certify I'm there but for identification purposes I will not be sharing that information.
>slav iq
>>1257919>>1257923ayo pre esl pro league apac check inpredict final placement (1, 2, 3-4, 5-8, 9-12, 13-16, 17-20, 21-28, 29-32) for:>TheMongolz>FlyQuest>Tyloo>Bad News KangaroosI think bnk is getting bounced out completely, tyloo might get a win in the last chance 8th place decider game, fq gets a win or two but doesn't make playoffs, and mongolz makes playoffs from the last chance thing
>>1257089>>1257129>>1253830
And the BR monkeys didn't even bother to set up a proper English stream for their tournament It's like they wanted it to fail
Was smoke spamming always this bad? Like every other round features at least one smoke spam kill.
>>1258245>Valve always said they wanted the pro experience to resemble the normal one as much as possible >They do this by allowing togglers just like in premier Based
>>1258354follow the third quote retard
What if a mouse manufacturer secretly started injecting the slightest amount of aim assist in their products so that gamers start talking about how "X brand mouse just FEELS SO GOOD while playing FPS dude, I swear it's got the most accurate response of any mouse."
>>1258365how does a mouse know where the target is?
>>1258367They have AI screens now which can read League of Legends from the video feed and displays enemy positions based on the minimap on your screen. Like it applies it's own overlay without ready the game code just purely based on the visuals. They can probably do it with a mouse too
>>1258382The reason the AI screens can do this is because they can interpolate locations of enemies based on the last time you saw them and known movement speeds primarily. It is more than possible to do this for screens in CS2, but I highly doubt due to the sheer number of potential angles an enemy can be at that there would be a mouse that recognizes where an opponent is based off of where you currently are aiming.I have a friend that is saying that online CS, when the former tech is applied to it to show potential enemy positions on a minimap relative to movement speeds, is actually going to just be dead since the hardware is not detectable. I guess we'll all just be playing LAN at LAN centers for CS2 if it comes down to that.
I'm a lazy cunt, someone should make "the 17 year old toogler" meme about D0nk
>>1258393>interpolate locations of enemies based on the last time you saw them and known movement speedswhat?how is this any different than understanding where someone is? what's the utility besides knowing the outer limits on where they could be? there's no guarantee that they're gonna keep going the same direction or speed, they could run knife out across an angle you're holding, then wait right around the corner to peek you
>>1258393I wonder if the mouse can also tap into the video feed. But I didn't consider that same screen ai thing being applied to CS2. Would be wild if you could gain any type of advantage with build in AI screens, community would explode.
god I hate apex
Just posting a complaint about the amount of cheaters and griefers ingame lately.>inb4 git gudYeah, I suck. I'm done now.
>>1258408premier or faceit?
>>1258411Just competitive matchmaking from ingame. I'll probably move on to faceit eventually, the only reason I haven't done so is because the anticheat of it probably requires me to disable some BIOS settings that I rather wouldn't. But it won't be the end of the world if I do.
>>1258415I never understood whats so special about kernel level anticheatjust make kernel level cheat. The only way to reduce the amount of cheaters is require their real Id, observe obvious cheating behavior and manually ban themThen over time you either have people who hide their cheating and the ragehackers go to other games since they cant buy another acc.
>>1258417It's another layer that probably prevents some additional cheats. But you're probably right that a kernel level cheat is made to counter it. Although I think it's possible to prevent cheats by locking things at kernel level. If these games, for example, required Kernel DMA protection on the BIOS, I think that would effectively lock people who use DMA cheats. But a lot of people would be mad because then the game would only run on modern PCs.
>>1258406Interdasting
speaking of CS2, do yall wanna play?my friend code on steam is: 1032441660also add me on discord so we can vc: alwinner
>>1258442based friendly anon
>>1258417Real ID genuinely is the only solution, and I am shocked given the state of things not just in CS2 but in all games that Valve hasn't factored that into their account trust factor yet at all. This would also help TF2 to an extent and its matchmaking.
>>1258444wtf is real idgiving valve your driver's license?
>>1258444You know, I think I would accept that. I'm not usually into this thing, but they already have my address and billing information, so it's not like they will be getting a lot more by a real ID. Well, there could be some political implications, in the old fashion of /pol/.
>>1258446Tying your steam account to your citizen ID I guess. It could suck a lot. But if I drop out of Steam because of real ID, I'm probably at a point where I'm dropping out of society entirely.
>>1258446cheapest option might be requiring you to post a pic of yourself holding a passport, then add phone number, cc details into thattheres ofc bazillion government applications where you need to verify your id via banking app on your phone, and you have to have go into a bank office with your passport to set the account up
>>1258455>your citizen IDmy whatvalve is american, we have social security numbers (everyone has one, not very good for verification people definitely won't give it to valve, and you can find leaked ones online to impersonate someone), driver's licenses (kids won't have them, many adults in cities won't have them), and passports (way less common than driver's licenses even)
>>1258459>>125846147% of 18-29 year old americans don't have passports, and that's the demographic with the most passports. last major or the one before it, there were teams that dropped out because they didn't get passports in timeI forgot birth certificates, everyone in america has a birth certificate as well
>>1258461I guess all of those count as citizen ID, they could offer multiple options. In EU case, we have all those, but we also have a citizen ID.
>>1258461Wtf? Why not just use the ID you use for voting?
>>1258461And yeah, social security number is not the best for these things. Idk about USA, but here even kids have a citizen ID. I'm surprised there isn't one in USA. How are you supposed to identify kids if sharing social security number is frowned upon?
>>1258466a huge% of the population is minors, they won't have drivers licenses or passports and their parents are not gonna let them hand over their ssns to valve (identity fraud risk)anyway, they won't even do phone number verification so it's a moot point>>1258467hahahahaahah very funny
>>1258469they do use ssns, it's just sketchy, or passports if they have them, or copies of a birth certificate
>>1258470>a huge% of the population is minors, they won't have drivers licenses or passports and their parents are not gonna let them hand over their ssns to valve (identity fraud risk)>anyway, they won't even do phone number verification so it's a moot pointsee my reply >>1258470You need to have some way to identify them....
>>1258471Then probably a copy of the birth certificate will suffice for kids. They will be tied to their parents regardless.
What about if people just didn't cheat?
>>1258478I once dreamed of that perfect world. The more I desire it, the more opposite it becomes.
>>1258478We'd need eugenics for that
>>1258462Yeah and competitive CS players spend much more money on fucking pixels, getting a valid ID like a passport or enhanced license is a drop in the bucket compared to thatIn fact for some like myself I had to get a valid ID such as that TO participate in tournaments as it is, because I go outside of my country occasionally to participate.
>>1258475valve won't do itit's a massive pain in the ass, it's a barrier that drives off young customers who're trying the game out, parents are loathe to do it, it's a privacy and security nightmare to be managing that data (verification, access to it by employees, breaches, etc), they have to set up a specialized process for every country that they operate it, it risks being bypassed in all sorts of ways or opening them up to lawsuits (what if you're an immigrant who moves? can you get approved? can you scam valve by getting approved from an exploitable country? can you matchmake between countries with different stringencies?)"it would be nice and helpful" isn't gonna cut it unless they're forced to by economics or a government
>>1258484>competitive CS players spend much more money on fucking pixelsit's not about the money, it's about the hassle and informationand imagine you set up this system, do you let non-verified people play still? new players don't just have to buy prime now, they have to spend 2 months getting a passport and sending it to valve because the normal pool is all cheaters?>In fact for some like myself I had to get a valid ID such as that TO participate in tournaments as it is>
>>1258485>valve won't do it.Probably not. I'm still partial whether I think this is the best solution or not. But the game doesn't need to be locked out for people who don't give an ID. They just go into a matchpool with people that don't have have this, like Prime Enabled. There are complications, but it's also not that complicated as you make it sound. Valve has the resources to do something like this if it wants to, it takes a lot of resources, but they can do it. But they only will do it if they start heavily losing sales because of this matter. Don't like the prospect of having to share your data? Well, neither do I. I have a suggestion, stop cheating now.
>>1258486Sounds good to me. I would rather have less players but more dedicated players than a ton of players. Sounds like proper gatekeeping.This also applies to skins, possibly the worst thing they've ever introduced since it brings so much more problems than it is worth at this point.
>>1258491that's great, valve doesn't give a fuck what you think, they're a corporation operating in like 400 regions, and their only interest is making money in a low effort sustainable wayfaceit already has opt-in id verification, just like everything else valve is happy to farm out the solution to someone else
>>1258495okPremier will never be a rival to serious ladders or even taken seriously then, which was the entire point of it + disabling 128 tick servers from the competition
kwab
>>1258497yeah I don't work at valve, it's no skin off my scroteI'm just telling you what you're gonna get.probably: ai anticheatmaybe: ai anticheat that's at least a little effectiveunlikely: phone number verification<3% odds: kernel level anticheatthey killed nades changing between pro games and mm, and then I think they couldn't be fucked to fix the harder problems
>>1258500Classic OG on LAN
>>1258501kinda the issue with valve is their games being supported by a skeleton crewnormal studio just has the board go "yeah heres the plan, here where the teams go to achieve x" but not valve
revengekino starting any minute now
Liquid vs. Legacy just started
>>1258509
>m80 vs chuds isn't live anywheresad
>>1258501If it's going to be an ai anticheat then that likely explains why it's taking a while. I doubt they have the data from cs go, and even if they did, it may not be a 1:1 transition to cs2.
stewart2000 is washed
>>1258509>floppy: col should pick up Stewie2k>floppy: -floppy>floppy: Col should restructure their whole team. Only 1 good result with that bum ass lineup and elige had to drag them to Sydney finals
>>1258524wow, he's so funnyfucking shitter stewie won a major what did you win
>>12585272 majors.
>>1258527tab back in stewie
>>1258527I didn't mean to tilt you stewie, close the tab, you guys have a real chance here
lmao
>>1258527sorry bro I fucked your mentalget it together
shittie2k/half bros....
>>1258444Ubisoft forcing me to give them my phone number for 2FA to play ranked games has done less than nothing to stop the amount of cheaters in R6, in fact it's gotten significantly worse since then, so having to give personal info to play has almost no proven power to stop or discourage cheating
#1 fraud in a server with stewie2k, impressive
>>1258543the expensive cheats probably all have burner phone stuff to bypass that
NAF toggling
stewiebros.... they're laughing at us........please tell me we have something up our sleeve for ancient..................
Stewie looks like dogshit
>>1258577likely ancient is even worse for them, being a new team and all
>>1258543Didn't prime require a phone number?
quit yappin
>>1258581but they picked it
>semi is gonna be the true final againffsstop putting nuAstralis and Faze in the same group
>>1258582I've never had to put my number into csgo, I bought it back in 2012I owned the console version on ps3 too
>>1258578imagine being more washed than coldzera
>>1258587you know FIFTY PERCENT of the teams at epl go to playoffs right?
>>1258591I'm drunk and I want to complain
>>1258589I understand Stewie is just there to get new eyes on a mediocre team, but it's just a stupid idea to bring him on
they wont spectate stew how am i suppose to know how ass he is
how well do u reckon the brazilians speak English?
>>1258613A lot better than stoolie can speak porchageese i'll tell you what
>>1258613Doubt a single one went to Pasha's school of London.
stewbros..
Yappers.. We keep winning
How many rounds will it take stewie to get a kill, i'm gonna say not until the side switch
Stewie is inspirational. He shows that I too could be on a pro team.
At this point any random FPL player would be better than stewie here
>>1258578and he doesn't play much better either
yapbros wwd after this to celebrate meet up at k0nfig's pub?
>>1258635>yapbroshuh?
>losing to 2 1 HP players on LiquidLOL
Turns out playing nothing but faceit pugs with your friends isn't an equivalent for serious pro play. Who the fuck doesn't clear red when pushing to B? Absolutely amateur shit
>>1258642why are you so mad? Its a shitty brazlian team who cares
>>1258639
>>1257287aleksi's potential was always obvious to anyone who actually played and watched competetive csblad3's definition of "tier1" igl is more about style than profiency, his definition of tier1 is like 4 igls in the whole cs world. He specificially mentioned how aleksib's style was "old school" before navi. He wouldn't have picked him if the thought he was actually shit (or "tier2").It's more apt to say blad3 unlocked aleksi and made it possible for him to rise closer to his potential.As for why aleksi called like that before navi: look at his fucking teams lmao, everyone from ence dropped off after him, OG had a ridiculously weak lineup on paper but he reached top6 with it and blad3 said he was actually impressed by how he was maneuvering nip even though the roster was an unfixable mess. G2 had potential, but he had jackz and a raw rookie monesy, but biggest of all the bald french fraud xqtzzz-whatever threw him under the bus before he could even implement anything resembling a system.Aleksi's potential is no longer just speculated potential, two major finals and one major win doesn't happen by accident.blad3 is also obviously a bit of a joker: he said the current navi team is now at 30-40% power with a straight face.
>>1258656good post friend
>>1258398Rent free
>>1258674sus
just had 3 games disconnect in a row
>>1258674just dudes bein' dudes
>>1258656Ancient in the major final is a pretty good showcase for why navi is/was good, both system- and calling-wise: look at how they manipulate the engagements; how they set up easy-to-execute-but-hard-to-counter trades with positioning, spacing and timing (especially in donut and cave). Rounds 7 and 9 are good examples.It's not exactly revolutionary, creating unfair fights for your opponents is the essence of cs after all, but they're doing it particularily precisely. Will be fun to see if they get countered now that other teams have more to study from them. And you'll have to hit those shots no matter the strats.>>1258674Thank you
Stew pre-coping on twitter already
>>1258719>fan is as complimentary as possible as he can be to him bottom fragging 0-2>still makes excuses
M80 has Liquid's number
>>1258754oh my god lolcomplete meme team
>>1258753Classic Stewie fragility on display for him to take a positive post so badly
>>1258759send this man back to the gulag
realistically, is he the goat?
10-1 lmao how do you get fucked this bad after doing alright at IEM
>>1258762M80 are pretty good when half the team aren't playing from europe and when their IGL doesn't abruptly leave because of mental health reasonsand they've also beat Liquid twice already
>>1258761>>1258759updatedd
>>1258762the level of random ecl teams is just higher than shitters like g2 or nuheroic
Holy shit Yekindar's gotten bad since nitr0 left. Liquid have to be finding someone better than this burden.
>>1258768what do you mean?he's a core part of a consistent tier one team that's contending for trophies
>>1258771>Rainwaker
>>1258774rainwalker*
TELL STAVN WHO SENT YOU, YOU DANISH COCKSUCKER
>>1258776>swisher and stavn have never faced each other before since the cuckingit'll be kino when it happens
frankly i'm disgusted that dustin dust mouret still exists
where's the b stream, I want to root for the racists
>>1258780chudsissy... don't look
>chudsissy... don't look
So this is the face of racism
>>1258788and getting 13-1'd by BRs
theres no room for racism
>>1258788yes the power of racism has been checked by the 1-13 jewfro, they need to make some personnel changes
>>1258790
>>1258786He's so hot
choked.....
>>1258793should take the beanie off then
pyour luck
>shitquid in charge of maintaining an advantage
lmfao they're just completely disrespecting and aimmapping themand it's working
crash, not fair play, illegitimate map win, gg go next
What the fuck is wrong with this liquid team?
>SMOKE>SMOKESPAM SMOKESPAM SMOKESPAM SMOKESPAM EVERY FUCKING ROUND
>>1258831no sovlm80 has two germans but it has na sovl, liquid just doesn't. naf should've gone to vitality
>>1258833>two germans>one south american>two north americans>"NA soul"
>>1258834Sounds like America to me.
>>1258834>one south americaneuros in charge of knowing about the rest of the world
Just your average Liquid game that is unnecessarily dramatic
racistbros how we feelin?
>>1258833Don't know about that.I'm a youro but have always liked liquid, on paper they should have a good team and they show glimpses here and there, but then some games it's like their brains turns off and the mices get disconnected.Do they not get along, have bad comms or something? Just paycheck stealing?
>>1258840btfo and pathetic
>>1258845check hltv rq
>>1258847yea stewie just dabbed on them and now they're gonna get OT raped
>>1258848on god?
>>1258851no cap
>>1258855fr tho?
yall talking shit about my boy YEKINDAR?
>>1258863Yea
>>1258864but its okay when karrigan does it
>>1258866>b-but OTHER guylmao you are trans
>>1258866yekindar took igl back from cadian?is that why they're so shit?
>>1258867>>1258868remember to apologize when Liquid wins
>107 adrPUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:any ETHNIC TWINKS need to STAY INSIDE tonight if you have ANAL VIRGINITIES to protectLOCK YOUR DOORS and DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSES for your OWN SAFETYthis man WILL NOT HESITATE to BUM YOU, BE ADVISED
>>1258871ty for the warning kind sir
>>1258870bro it's t3 na20 adr and -13 is not acceptable no matter what happens
M80 are such shitters
>threw that
>>1258874this is their second bo3 with the new iglsee how they do at epl with some time and some time in europe
slaxz needs to go
M80 just needs to fucking disband, stupid fucking region abusers can't win shit
>>1258899>region abusersna players+eu igl is ideal, we aren't developing shit by ourselves. even jt is a saffer who spent time in eu
>>1258771Still maybe the worst roster move of all time. They lost a huge chunk of their fans by giving up their spot as the undisputed best in NA all to bring in two completely unproven EU tier 2 "talents" who predictably flopped. Not to mention Yekindar to IGL made absolutely no sense.
>>1258901I don't care M80 are fucking shit and should give my money back if they aren't serious I hope Legacy fucking eliminates them from the qualifier
>>1258904>gambling addict
>>1258904oh lol you're just retarded
>>1258905>>1258906NA will never be relevant if it needs to ride on EU's coattailsLiquid and M80 are fucking disgraces
>>1258902>two completely unproven EU tier 2 "talents"lol, one unproven tier 2 talent, and one previously proven tier 1 talent who was completely washed by the time they got himhalf the world away, picking up team spirit's trash without even playing with him
>>1258909Why would I care for the opinions of a loser?
>>1258913I'd respect an American more than a gambler.
>>1258909do you just want 20 teams of timbermen who don't even have coaches?you have to play under good igls to become a good igl, and the current na igl landscape is daps coaching walco, adren coaching carson, stan playing with zoomers, and that's itliquid is embarrassing but m80 types doesn't bother me if someone develops a mind for the game like nitr0 did
My 1.0 rating GOAT is back. Stewie will save na
wtf I thought dea was supposed to be the next big thing
nothing worse than magog being filled with t3 nacs drivel
>nothing worse than magog being filled with t3 nacs drivel
>australia try not to be racist to chinese teams challenge
>>1258978very funy
>three fucking australian amateur teams
Based Australia hosting a tournament for Australians
>>1258974
>>1258978>>1258979>>1258982about time the aussies chadded up and stopped giving pity spots to a country that drags down asian cs, it's not like they ever get any spots in chinese tournaments in return
>>1258982>>1258978why do you think we have to cater to you? no one in australia likes china or chinese peopleif it were up to the average person you would be locked in an open air prison away from sentient humans (whites)
org?Zerovisas?Zerochina's cs future?Zero
>>1259105Why do chinks love lying?
>>1259110what proof do you have that the team liedesl has more to gain from hiding their incompetence
>>1259124
What the fuck do you do right now if you're G2?>potentially about to lose the best player in the world>middling results for the past year despite having the world's best player on your team>your two star riflers are consistently underperforming>your igl is one of the worst individual players and callers in T1>meme coach who potentially cost you the major>nexaIf this team loses m0nesy they are genuinely going to be bordering on tier 2
>>1259162-hooxi-monesy-niko-nexa-hunter-coach
>>1259162Hooxi has done OK for an igl in CS2. Not top10 team igl thoughNiko needs a kick in the assTaz should've gotten the boot a long time ago.
>>1259171>Taz should've gotten the boot a long time ago.like 4 and a half months ago?
>>12591721 year and 4 and a half months ago, yes
>>1259162Get kyxsan and nertz from heroic to replace hooxi and nexa. Getting a better igl and stacking firepower is the only way to recover from -mayonnaisey. If he doesn't go to c9 they should still get kyxsan and a better anchor
>>1259178I don't watch heroic, but there's no way nertz is anchoring on that teamand the person who's been the biggest letdown and lack of firepower is hunter
>>1259191Hunter only started to be shit when nexa rejoined the team. I don't know what the deal is between them but it was such an immediate, severe drop-off in form that I think the solution is to remove nexa first and see how hunter performs after.
>>1259202epl 18: 1.03 rating v top 20blast fall showdown and iem sydney: 0.98 rating v top 20every event since: 0.98 rating v top 20so rude of nexa to sabotage hunter before even getting the job
>>1259174hasn't he only been coach for like 3 months?
>>1259162huNter needs to square up or leave. He's fallen off hard since GO. Even if NiKo's also seen his performance drop, it's not as harsh as huNter's decline.
>One taps youHeh, nothin' personnel
>>1259209
>>1259217I know what you're doing and it's very gay
>>1259246making a joke?
>no english streamkekking hard at this one boys
>get to work>boss says we have to go to brazil for some tournament>mfw
lmfao furia are losing to a swedish meme team without their actually good playerhow do you get dicked on by PLOPSKI
>>1258982I have full faith that these australian teams can be just as good as steel helmet at iem chengduor tyloo at iem chengduor tyloo at the cs asia championshipor wings up at the cs asia championshipactually, because there are 3 teams and only 2 last place spots, one of these teams will place better than any of those teams did
>>1259376Playing in china for Chinese teams is hard given all the travel time.
>>1258871incels lost btw
today i feel turkish
>>1259415May I recommend suicide
>>1259418You may
>>1259393>their short-notice stand-in is their best playerlolNever followed Sashi. Are we gonna see another danish team in the leagues soon?
>>1259427yeah bro I think mistr and lucky are core elements to a winning team
Any scandibros willing to chime in with how commonly rain's asian eyes manifest within your native populations? I'm actually part asian and have less chinky eyes than rain. Not shit talking - I just find it interesting how this feature occurs in Nordic bros too
>>1259229Are you retarded?
>>1259454Anon... It's 2025
>>1259458
he's coming
>>1259452Not a Nordic trait. His great grandfather probably knocked up an eskimo from Greenland
>>1259452you see some finns [asian] with this
>>1259464giwtwm
>>1259464>His great grandfather probably knocked up an eskimo from GreenlandThis is what I imagined, but with one of the Sami
>>1259464It's absolutely a nordic traits that's prevalent in many of the northernmost peoples (arctic indigenous peoples mostly, inuit, sami wtc.). And it's also present in the more "scandinavian" majority peoples somewhat.
another day, another HLTV masturbation about device
>>1259535MY goat :)
>>1259516>arctic indigenous peoples mostly, inuit, samilike a said, an eskimo>And it's also present in the more "scandinavian" majority peoples somewhat.It's not.
was that really our map pick stewbros?
https://youtu.be/PbKBvOoLgjA?t=84
>>1259595I watched like half of this video and every clip they play is a smurf dunking on shitters
Wait Stewie's playing CS again? I thought he was a Valorant player now.
>>1259570I'm actually nordic: yes, it is prevalent among nordics.
>>1259595Why do the weapons, especially the ak, sound like old csgo?
>>1259642I am as well. Only people here with asian eyes are ice tribes
>>1259645...but they're by definition nordic themselves, not to mention they have mixed with the other local peoples among thousands of yearsYou're literally wrong by your own admission. It's not like it's some super rare recent phenomena.
>>1259661THEY CANT HANDLE THE GOAT
stewie warmed upwatch out doubters
M80 bros gonna feel the wrath of a Major winner
where can I find good videos like highlights without all the stupid edits, stupid narrator comentary, ugly retards screaming and showing signs?I used to play 1.6 and I like the gameplay I just hate the community and all the marketing shillsno offense
>>1259677You can find it in deez.
>>1259677no way hahaha
LIQUID M80 REMATCHsoon
>>1259704it's justCOMICAL
>>1259724the stares of porn addiction
>>1259724There are other tranny teams than Shimmer?Wtf is wrong with NA?
>>1259728mate these two teams >>1259704 are entirely comprised of them except for the gigamogging beckyi think fluffy aimers is also a troon team? they're not a complete shitter team THOUGH
>>1259729nvm, not our guys but still based tier 3 na team
>>1259661>>1259665yo when does he play the final?tryna watch my second favorite na grand slam+major winner in action
>>1259704>>1259724those are some ugly boys
naf is such a shitter oh my god
soulless globalist team will never achieve anything
Liquid would at least be competitive at the LAN. M80's gonna get dumpstered hard.
>>1259775if they can't beat m80 how are they beating anyone else
>>1259775Liquid will be more competitive than M80, but struggling against M80 (who just struggled against Legacy with a washed Stewie) is not a good look.
how many quals do these globalist shitstains need to drop before they disband they're lucky they even fluked into chengdu off cancellations
>>1259780They beat Heroic and G2 and pushed FaZe to 3 maps at IEM. This isn't a hypothetical. M80's gonna get jobbed at this Saudi event by comparison.
>>1259780M80's entire schtick has been counter-stratting Liquid and CoL then getting raped on LANIt's clear that M80's MO is far too narrow minded to ever succeed in tier 1, Liquid's ceiling is much higher even if their floor can be lower than M80 (because Yekindar is a shitter dragging them down)
>>1259783I don't really care. they aren't winning, so let m80 get some more reps at an international eventliquid is gay and hates the saudis anyway, why are they even playing this qual
>>1259787>m80 can counterstrat and beat top teamsyou've convinced me, m80 to to riyadh
guys I have shocking newssit down for this oneyekindar has bottomfragged yet again
>>1259794they counterstrat Liquid specifically because they face them in American qualifiers you donuttheir entire strategy is planning for the qualifier then they come unprepared for the actual event itself, Liquid on the other hand have a far wider wealth of knowledge
>>1259800What went wrong with him? He looked like the best player on Liquid when he joined up. Now he's a complete nonfactor nearly every map.
>>1259807his playstyle is predicated on confidence and he's far from it right now
>>1259807It's weird. He won the latest FPL season so he's still got the mechanics and clearly cares about the game. But either he's not comfortable on this latest Liquid or his personal issues are dragging him down.
Liquidsissies, we just need more time, more vibes, and more confidence
It's not exactly a high bar to clear, but I find it surprising that the cs discussion on fucking 4chan is usually better than on the site actually dedicated to it (hltv). It's simply baffling how retarded the general level of discussion there is. Even youtube comments are better.Reddit is sometimes pretty okay, but it's still reddit and to this day I do not understand why the UI there is so terrible. Simply clicking open a subthread breaks the site.I know this is only a miniscule pseudogeneral so it's not really comparable, but this brings me to ask: is there any place for cs discussion that isn't completely populated by mouthbreathers and baiters? Or is it just reserved to the rare effortposts on the different sites? I swear there's almost no sport/competetion where the average online commenter knows as little about the game as in cs. It's *current year 2024* and the general audience still struggles to grasp basic concepts like how positions and roles make direct comparisons of players often misleading. All they usually understand is K:D and rating unless some caster directly feeds them basic understanding like how you can't compare a star role trading player to an anchor or a sacrificial lurker / entry. It's like if the average football fans cried how shit defenders are since they score so rarely.Thanks for reading my blog.
wtf is wrong with yuros?>>1259801>m80 is capable of counterstratting and outaiming top teams, they just need to do that against people that aren't liquid or colyou've convinced me, this is an insurmountable obstacle. I'm sure their coach and new igl haven't thought about this problem after it came up in the past
This shit is painful to watch.
Wow
When the fuck will people stop calling a team with 2 EU and 1 BR an NA CS team
yekindarhaterbros I have HORRIBLE newsat 7-12, yekindar is NOT the worst performer this map. he is merely tied for second worst, as cadian's 5-11 (arguably) edges him outthis has been your yekindar update for the night
>>1259833Surely other teams, Tier1 teams, wouldn't be able to watch the demos and see the perfect anti-strats
>>1259833Cadian is at least half-washed by this point. Minor comeback is possible but doubtful. I think the whole heroic shitshow must have fucked with his head and his passion for the game at least somewhat, what a snakepit it was. I think he might be starting to lean a bit into just being a journeyman player. Wouldn't surprise if he changed teams and/or switched to some coach/analyst role.I seriously have no idea about yekindar. The skill was there, his confidence and head is somehow fucked atm. Maybe he should go to some cis/euro team.
twistzz deserves this
>>1259842does our lapse in communication arise from you not knowing what counterstratting means?
>>1259839Brazilians are considered NA for some odd reason.
>>1259844who will take a chance on yeki for cheap after he gets benched in a couple months? >>1259839Guatemala is on the North American continent.
>>1259848I'm talking about the bad team, sorry.They should just cut all foreigners and grab some real up and coming NA soul like jba, maybe keep cadian though and then sign steel later
>>1259848Guatemala and Mexico are considered South American to any person outside of Americathats like saying Turkey is Europe because it borders Europe
>>1259847no they aren't, if you have players from 3 different regions (2-2-1), you can pick which region you play in (eu or na in this case)if skullz was indonesian they could still play naevents
>>1259850why are yuros so retarded
"American" team
>>1259854why americans look like that tho
>>1259852I mean in cs, for some reasons, braziu and NA proper have been conflated for some time now in discussions. Talking about the americas would be more accurate but NA is used for shortand, as retarded as it is. I don't do it but you see it surprisingly often.For the official designations a team with 2NA, 2Euro and 1+1(coach)BR is obviously whatever international mix that gets labeled in some convoluted fashion for whatever purposes.
"European" team
>>1259858Why the quotes?
>>1259857no one really thinks this liquid is na, they're just playing na events>>1259859I dunno, I heard turkey is very different than europemaybe they're thracian
>>1259860we're not shitting on Liquid we're shitting on M80
Actually no we really are shitting on liquidshit
>>1259865M80 are shittier and just as much of a region abuser
>>1259860>no one really thinks this liquid is na, they're just playing na eventsYeah I'm not arguing that, it's an international mix, just explained why the NA term in cs is sometimes misleading/misused.>I dunno, I heard turkey is very different than europe maybe they're thracianTurkey is split between the continents, they're a weird hybrid kinda like russia. Neither are considered "proper" european granted.
>>1259866>M80 are shittierunsure what you mean by this, please see attached>just as much of a region abuserno
>>1259824basically boils down to popularity ruining niche discussionshltv could be it, but it's had like 15 years of basically being a popular blue board with usernames, and it's way too trolly. they somewhat tried to do something about it with the "sport" mode... but yeahold.reddit and blocking subreddit css fixes most of it's issues, but then you still have the userbaseif i had to guess, you could probably get decent discsussion in maybe like a betting discord, but then you're around those degens
in NA every closed qualifier since Atlanta 2023 the team that went 2-0 never has won since then. Literally 7 qualifiers in a row the day one winner never wins
>>12598244chans really the last stop for knowledgeable anons who just want to talk and somehow can't stop finding mouth breathers on every site, of course they usually leave shortly after because its not worth digging through an exponentially growing pile of shit for the couple of good posts left on the internet
get the popcorn ready boys
>>1259932ass vs assdogshit vs pigshit
Get Rio today started at 10AM and is now 3am and is still going.Imperial has an flight to malta at 6PM and the Get Rio grand finals is scheduled to 5PM lmao
>just want to leave pro matches on the other monitor>entire chat is asking how many headshots x player has and telling the other players to kill themselves while bragging about making thousands of euros a day i want to become a degenerate gambler now
lets go
>>1260186I wanna fuck madss
>>12601861 fatty and 4 trannies LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lee8dSMOZoRacist LAN, shoutout to the previous anon who's attending
https://www.dust2.us/news/47564/savvy-games-group-ceo-savvy-is-done-making-large-investments-in-esportswtf... how are we gonna survive now
>>1260201Sell out more to Saudis and questionable gambling sites.
>>1260188Only one of whom even begins to make an attempt to pass
these sashi faggots clearly walling
>>1260213based retard
>>1260186This picture invoked a sense of primal terror within me and I had to close it immediately.
female Grayhound too i guess
>>1260247Back right for me
>>1260186imagine the smell
>>1259595broky is a fucking autist kek
>open twitch chat
>>1260247>actual femalesSHALL
>>1260220how is this cunt not permabanned from CS
>>1259858>>1259860Turkey always plays in European competitions, regardless of whether they're considered European they're always seen as a part of the EU sports scene, ie football or basketball.
>>1260423I think they got made honorary yuros due to being a part of greece and rome once upon a time
>>1260220>>1260276cabbi plays like a lem dude with walls. its insane.he wide swings into angles and ALWAYS finds an enemy.this game is so done.
>>1260189I'm shitting @ launders LAN rn
I'm shitting on launders LAN rn
I considered going to the Launders LAN but fuck driving up to north Toronto to see a bunch of CS autists
>>1260483Where's the fucking hltv match pagesTell launders to get that sorted
What is this turkish crying about cheating, is there any proof to this or is it the usual goatherder psychosis of the region?
https://steamcommunity.com/id/cabbicsgo/lel sashi's topfragger has open comments on steam, roaches are not happy
>>1260477Another LAN for them to 0-2. Congratulations FlyQuest!
>>1260670Yea, China will take them down.
>>1260674You are not as funny as you think you are.
>>1260678What do you mean? China is certain to defeat those grayhound shitters
>>1260678He's funnier.
wp paiN
>>1260457i (2nd post you quoted) actually meant Hunden. but yes, might as well have said Cabbi.
>>1260678I think he's pretty funny
>>1260681jiejiehao pride of china
>>1260550seems tame to me
>>1260811How long until this grudge erupts into violence?
>>1260814>he doesn't know about the iem cologne afterparty brawl
>>1260814kassads a beta bitch he wouldnt do shit against alpha chad hooxi in person
NAbros I miss nitr0
>>1260895Only IGL who knew how to make Liquid's pieces work
>>1260811>YFW your gf dials 3 digits to order a pizza
>>1261023My what?
hltv put out an effort post proving siuhy is shithttps://www.hltv.org/news/38785/target-rating-identifying-over-and-under-performers-on-ct-side
>>1261100norbert bros, we are cementing our legacy
>>1261050your pizza
https://youtu.be/Pythy_cmozs
AYO????
>>1261218>Perfecto benched himselfWhat the fuck happened to this team? Something is clearly wrong internally for Shiro to have left for Spirit, Electronic to have left for VP, and now this. At least G2 fans can rest assured there's no way in hell m0nesy leaves to join this dumpster fire.
>>1261100>Zywoo>overperformingNot going to bother reading this shit
c9 jks
>>1261229+jks+dexter+monesy
>>1261218lolis perfecto really going to g2 or is that just hltv memes?
>>1261235IIRC Perfecto is one of the worst english speakers on C9.
>>1261310based
BIG more like BADfucked on by faven lol
Will NA ever have sovl like this ever again?
>>1261100snappi exposed?
eligestewieoseejksnitro
these na mutt rosters will never succeed, especially when coached by BR rats who get in the org's ear to sign more BR rats
>>1261189luv freya'ate thorin
>>1261358upvoted
https://x.com/semphisss/status/1782138710760563086Roids made him look older than his mom
jks is working behind the scenes to get m0nesy australian citizenship and save him from choko
>>1261100>people literally confessing they shat on a player without understanding that their roles and positions affects their rating and performance as if this is some earth shattering new informationAt least Nero is doing an effort to enlighten the plebs, his articles might be the best content on the whole site.
praying someone drops out of pro league so spirit can go
>>1261435the closer the tournament is the chances of them getting visas in time approaches zero, if they declined after C9 pulled out that means it's probably already too late. plus they have BetBoom Dacha or something overlapping.
>>1261442actually now i see they're not overlapping but still really close, they're defending champions and probably want to win that one again, while mouz will probably not treat it seriously
>>1261435>>1261442>>1261444Spirit had every chance to go into proleague but prioritized their owner's/sponsor's event.That betboom shit is a joke in the competetive sense. There's a few good teams there but it's looking like it's set up to be some showmatch showcase just for Spirit. If they don't win it I will laugh.This is just foilhat speculation: Spirit might have peaked already and will be returning to the soil now that teams have more data and experience to adjust to them.
>>1261454>Spirit might have peaked alreadylol
>>1261457Peaked is perhaps the wrong term. What I mean is that the other teams have started to figure them out. I would be surprised if they just continued to be as dominant vs. the other top teams going forward as before. This still doesn't mean they aren't a top contender to win events.
>>1261435Spirit already turned it down when C9 dropped
>>1261454>>1261457>>1261465Historically, having your win condition being an insanely in-form star rifler popping headshots has not been a very consistent trophy winning formula. Team carrying seems to be more consistent for an awper.
>>1261479that's not their win condition though.
>>1261481Their recent matches have followed this formula to a ridiculously high degree:donk topfrags* -> win mapdonk doesn't topfrag -> lose map(*sometime just getting a tie for the most frags has been enough lmao)
>>1261479Historically, mixed mutt teams never won shit. Every single team up until Faze's major win was ethnonationalist. Point being we're living in unprecedented times right now, anything can happen.
flyquest beating cloud9 becomes more and more obviously worthless as time goes onthat team was already dead by the time flyquest fluked them
Another day another cope.
>>1261485it's more>sh1ro and zont1x disappear = lose
>>1261345have to go through tough times for the good times to matter
>>1261614>>1258240where are your predictions
>>1261623Sh1ro will always remain an onliner. On LAN and especially on stage he usually disappears.
>>1261632>mongolz advances>flyquest advances>tyloo and bnk don'ttyloo doesn't succeed with advent in the server
>>1261634yep, they need to figure it out or dump him and get artfrost/wonderful back
>>1261578Kinda, but the details are different:for international teams the obstacles were travelling, living spaces, social life, cultural differences and ingame communications. Most of that shit is fixed outside the game itself.For a star rifler to carry the "mechanical window" to carry is much smaller than for the awp. To condense my point without going into multiple paragraphs of analysis why awpers are generally more powerful than riflers (which is usually accepted as given) let's just go with this:-awp is essentially 100% accurate, torso hit is enough -ak is not even near 100% accurate, you need a headshotThis all can be proven meaningless if donk magically continues to perform at 1.5-1.3 rating against the top teams and they win the big events + major.
>>1261641I really don't see w0nderful moving anywhere right now.
>>1261652yeah obv, shiro needs some psych bootcamp for handling the pressure or st
I wonder if s1mple should become an igl (and coach at some point).He's basically tutoring under blad3 right now.
>series (loss) point>2v0, defusing bomb>knife your defuser teammate>under 5s left to defuse>loseAmericans, explain yourselves.I'm not even mocking you, I'm just genuinely confused.
>>1261662kek, who did that
>>1261662people here are fucking stupid bro
>>1261666well, satan, it was only some c-tier tournament (launders lan), but it's still supposed to be an actual competetion
launders lan
>>1261662>Americans, explain yourselves.He probably had a solid laugh over itComedy >>> Good CSThis has always been the case for NA
>>1261730>major grand final>1000 viewersracists btfo
>>1261730>already past midnight>only halfway throughwtf
>>1261735It's only 10pm I'm woootchin
>>1261755Location:Canada Toronto
>never any major tournaments in my time zoneMormonbros...
We haven't had any comments from the Launders LAN attendee in awhileMethinks he's playing in the final rnCheer him on, /vm/ros
https://x.com/boppobippo/status/1782173145039770013
>>1261761Scoop that for me tyty
>>1261757NHL/CS2 collab WHEN
>>1261772China bro won't support it when he finds out what org is owned by the Florida Panthers.
Vita change today
>>1261778So,-mezii+Jimmphat/Perfecto?
>>1261774chiners love working for black spam though
>>1261781Like the meme of it being JKS so Vitality are an Asian team.
>>1261781would any western team currently in a war with russia want a russian playerI cant imagine its great for sponsorship or teams prospects long term Then would be kinda silly for jimi downgrade to team vitality
Did /ourguy/ win launders lan?
>>1261798esports orgs are in a war with russia?also jimfat is the best part of mouz, and he could outlast the worst parts (apex+bald frog) of vitality and get to play with the 3rd best player in the world. maybe even bring in shoey after a bit
>>1261798Nobody really cares when it comes to talent. Nike and red bull sponsor Spirit and the biggest sponsors to any team are gambling sites. The only major problem is communication since international teams already struggle with esl kek
>>1261798>>1261809>>1261811I think any english speaking team would have more of an issue with the fact that perfecto is apparently not that good in english.As for my boy Jimi if he would get a better contract then I would ultimately see it as a better move career-wise. But it's a tough one, their last tournaments have been quite good even though they still lack the edge in the most important games. Jimi is pretty unique in the sense that he would directly improve almost any team he joined. Being an overqualified dog-role player seems to be the newest meta (see the new Nero article too).
>>1261806Not even playoffs but my team had the greatest cultural impactI am going to get better for you all and play on the same tier as some of my other teammates Maui said were "up and coming". You all deserve a better /ourguy/.
>>1261917God speed anon.
https://x.com/hledeft1/status/1782375551153659925
>>1261781i never thought of Perfecto until this C9 news, i like him a lot as a player but maybe it's better to pick an anchor who already played in English speaking teams. Jimpphat or jks would be great.
we need more anime skins
god i hate joining a mm with 4stack, 1 wrong move and im done
Harumi post a cloud 9 rumored roster and deleted it a minute ago on his telegram account. This is the roster that he post for Cloud 9 roster:Bloombl4Ax1leMagnojezICYInterz
are you ready to apologize to kassad yet?hltv rank 32 and climbing
>>1262126Not amazing but considering the results of their previous team this is a much better investment if they're just going to flounder in tier 2 anyway
Looks like c9 is going to disband
Why couldn't they make it work? Did they change mice too frequently?
>>1261778we got jebaited
RIP Gambit Youngsters
all teams need a dedicated autosniper
Saw a reddit post about a cs2 demo bug that filled people's storage with 100s of GBs of demo screenshots. I checked my own cs folder and it was over 200gb. You should check yours as well fellas if you've watched any demos in the last month or two. Mine were dated April 6th through 9th I think.
>>1262341where is it
>>1262343Mine was in a folder called "movies."Counter Strike: Global Offensive > game > csgoIf you don't have one or it's empty you're probably fine
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE A GENIUS BOOST TO COME BACK FROM A 13-3 DEFICIT ON OVERPASS>THAT'S... THAT'S UH... PIXEL WALKING!!!
>>1262049you can queue with me bb girl
CS hasn't had a valuable addition to its armory since the A4
>>1262162I don't give a shit about hobbit, but where the fuck does perfecto go now?>one of the best anchors in the world>apparently doesn't speak english well enough to go international>the only two russian speaking teams better than C9 are VP and Spirit>VP seemingly would have announced him joining already if that was the case given the electronic move>Spirit probably aren't going to make any changesThe only possibility seems to be joining an international team and hoping he can learn english fast enough to be a competent player. I don't see him going down to CIS team that's worse than what he already had at C9.
>>1262454https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUeAy3fNUd8He spoke basically no english when he was on navi. Needed a translator for english interviews and suchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1FRzfNi3Y8however since joining cloud9 they've definitely been teaching all the players english so they can do videos for cloud9's primarily english speaking audience. This video isn't much to go off of but he seems like a fairly competent speaker. The point is he wouldn't be starting from nothing if he had to learn english for a new team.
>>1262465>favorite TV show: Lostbased
>>1262379it wasn't the pixel walk, it was technically about being able to see invisible textures
>>1262447Situationally I agree but meta wise the a1s gave a boost to a lot of players careers and meant a few big names could stick around for at least a few more years before they washed out of t1 completely
I'm still mad
Since Valve has directly said they are interested in adding new weapons, what's it gonna be?Some of the more common suggestions have been basically semi-auto marksman rifles (most naturally an alternative to the ak) like fal, m14something or vintorez.
>>1262704I remember they had some retarded idea for like a lasso at one point.
rework the R8 to fire shotgun shells
>>1262708before r6s I'd have been more open to more gadgets and wacky utility items, but that game has proven it ends up killing the fps-core of the game.An interesting suggestion I saw was a tear gas nade you could buy at ct spawn after a plant so it would be mostly for retakes
>>1262713The idea of buying stuff mid round sounds dumb.
>>1262775Maybe it would be a single grenade that spawns in spawn at bombplant or some container that opens and can't be carried over rounds. Yeah it's kinda silly, but atm the economy discourages ct retakes a bit too hard; you see cts saving with 3-4 very often, especially on maps like inferno. It would be a way to balance that without directly affecting the economy.
>>1262379nigga they didn't discover le genius boost themselves
>>1262780T's will just have someone camp it.
>>1262783Well that's T resources more spread out. It's not like the cts have to go get it.
>>1262780more than anything else, fewer rounds = more savingand in the ebb and flow of a match, the dead air of a ct save is valuable
>>1262815yeah I'm not making a hard sell here, just spitballing ideas what could be added if something is going to be addedAnother shitty smg or a useless pistol is not needed in any way
>>1262675I'm mad at Yeki for suddenly switching to IGLing when he was arguably the best entry at that time.I'm mad at Liquid for allowing him to do that and waste everyone's time
>>1262882I'm also mad since I thought he was "arT with a brain" and was interested in seeing how he would develop himselfNow he has no aim, brain nor confidence. what a dropoff.
Fnatic still have a team?Krimz still plays for them?
1.3 chads between the two teams who are facing each other, with smart glass to stop flashes showing up during the roundactually looks good
>look how great our studio is while you sit at home on a plastic chair and eat 3 day old pizza
Virtus Plow masterclass incoming
NORBERT ! MAJOR ENTRY FRAGGA
>losing that round
ct sided map pls understand. Vp ct side masterclass in coming(Im not coping)
Krimz is still king.
>>1262957norbert kinger
Nortbert hard carrying, jame and flit ghosting wtf
>>1262961Just like against Flyquest.
NORBERT IS A GOD
>buy electronic for $2million>still rely on the troglodyte to carry the team
>>1262964dont disrespect Major winner Nortgod like that
Electronic I apologize
There is my superteam.
>>1262970>barely win on your own map pick>electronic is suddenly worth the 2 millionright
>>1262974ct sided map newfag, stop seething how much did you bet. Now show proof of 2 million buyout nigger
Playing MY major winning champ on GODBERTpass? You just made a HUGE mistake buddy
>>1262974also, aginst fucking fnatic(2024)I expect Faze to sleep through the group stage, not VP>>1262975>ct sided map newfagoh really? How insightful. It's not like VP's style lends itself to a strong T side
>>1262979>still no proof>still seethinghow much did you bet
XD
Fnatic? Should get Pronax.
Virtus Plow ninja defuse LMAO
>>1262987How far behind is your stream, anon?>>1262981I only bet on Astralis winning group stage. Might bet more at later stages
gg, wouldve been faster if jame hit even half his shots kek
I always thought calling Norbert a good player was a meme akin to the “hooxi gigachad meme” because in reality they’re pretty bad players. But he just keeps performing and top fragging almost every match (isnt he the support player?). Why did you guys have to make praising Norbert sound like such an ironic meme?
>>1262995>Why did you guys have to make praising Norbert sound like such an ironic meme?thats just you mate, Nortbert is a god
>Vertigo and Ancient leftYeah this is gonna be a slurper
oh shit Vita plays todaydidn't know they changed the schedule of this event, good thing i guess
>>1263001Everyone will be watching Astralis vs EF
I hope VP with electronic are actually good I need a really Russian team to root for that isn't chopper's femboy squad or doesn't have that fat fraud boombitch
what a terrible round
Wait...VP and Fnatic have the same coach?Isn't that like a conflict of interests or something?
NORGOD AT IT AGAIN
James system of saving instantly feels like algo trading, if you test it against historical data it looks good, but in the real world you start to effect the market and the easy money dries up instantly.Teams will just get the most aggressive entry possible on VP and watch him sit in CT spawn like a bitch.
>>1263027Jame knows he is not monesy so of course he would save the awp when the round is over. Most teams do lmao
wait what is this casting trio combo kek
afro flick
cringESLcomfy
freya my wife looking absolutely elegant
vintage aimlock from krimz
Norbert and Flit ghosting gg
VP can't win without their star player poppin off...
Afro lifegaming
epic round
>gets empty site on last round of regulation
KWAB
nice little pop off
Flit and Norbert went on vacation wtf
>fnatic is improving>astralis making a comebackCS is healing
Imagine losing to Fnatic.
>>1263091vp constant 2 players ghosting pls understand
fuuuuck....I want to watch the Astralis EF game, but I don't want to miss Apex's sour face every time Vitality loses a round
yeah apex, run in and try to 1v5 instead of saving your armour and upgraded pistol
>mezii
Do you think Freya would date a 5'9" Indian? Asking for a friend.
supLex is a cool nickname
>>1263110Don't flatter yourself Bleh.
>flanking 3v2 with a knife in handapex you dumb nigga
>>1263110LOL
why was zywoo ever a "goat"
>>1263119He wasn't. Retards who jumped into GO late needed someone to latch onto and that was Zywoo.
>>1263119he wasn't
>vertigo and overpass again
haha death to israel
>>1263119highest skill ceiling
Brazil wrecking kikes kek
>>1263119eye test
Device is not playing good
esl audio guy, please, stream two
>>1263140
Device is playing pretty good
>>1263140I want to force feed shox
Imagine being one of the device doubtersFirst week and he’s already top tier IGL and fun as fuck to watch.KNEEL
>becomes elite AWPer because his team needs one>becomes elite IGL because his team needs ones0mple, zywho, and d*nk could never
Fair play, xantares
EF should still have won
>>1263216d*nk already fell off too
>>1263128yeah eye am french and am compensating for my dead scene
>buy first gpro x (heavy version) when it released>wtf this sucks, terrible weight balance. sensor laggy af>dodge logitech like the pest for years>recently my DAv3 wired broke, felt like trying the gpx 2>mfw the mouse feels great and the wireless feels snappier than even the DAv3 wiredall those aimgains I missed out on...thanks for reading my blog, at least it isn't AI
>>1263238been using a g103 since like 2016 or something
valve updated their rankings, so naturally we need to laugh at china>tyloo
what the fuck
>>1263240fuck that mouse. used it in 2016 as well. that egg shape turns anyone into a silver.
>>1263245It's not particularly comfortable but doesn't really matter when you use a claw grip.Played some amateur tournaments with it.
>>1263240>>1263238>buy logitech mouse>double clicks, scroll wheel fucks up, or the sensor starts not picking up movements/spins out after 3-6 months>happened 5 fucking times over the last decadeI must be the most unlucky retard on the planet or their QA is dogshit
>>1263248both issues can be fixed at home to some extent, but the fact that it happens at all (and how quickly it happens) sucks.
>>1263216>0 LAN trophies since 2019truly s1mple, ZywOo and donk could never
>>1263248That’s just logishit for you, I have a fucking 3 year old used deathadder, no hardware issues but their shitty software blows
>>1263255devve has twice as many majors as those three posers combined
m80bros how we feelinwho the fuck is magnojez
>>1263273baby donk
>>1263240no idea about g103 but i am using g102 atm, however its so small for my hands.Can any bro recommend some good bigger mouse? Or are you all using "claw" grip?
>>1263273Why would I watch m80 when I can watch Faze either completely ass raping imperial, or falling asleep and get run over by imperial?
if slaxz wasn't retarded they win that
>>1263293if zorte wasn't double retarded they wouldn't even get in a position to win thatcomfy game desu
>>1263293Matching his RMR performance
Does anyone have webm of the spinning incidents? I'm looking to make a montage of the most blatant shit in pro play in CS2 at the highest stages.
Imperial is 1 good player away from winning a majorreplace maybe decenty or felps
>MagnoJEZ
>>1263318isn't felps their best player
Mayonnaise my goat prospect. Him on Cloud 9 would be great
Good old M80. Only good in NA qualifiers, gets blasted outside of it.
monesy to naviimuh outdouble awp setup
>>1263248Such is Logitech life. I don't care shelling out €50 every 2 years for a new G305. Been doing it since 2018.
le map pick trade
Is nobody watching faze vs Imperial?
>>1263332how you feelin
>>1263356about 16000 on yt
>>1263356
lolI need whatever Broky's doctor has proscribed him these last four months
Check him pc
M80>LiquidBB>M80Mayonnaise GOATGgeZ
Na needs to consolidate and create a superteam cause man they suck
wait, so another crash in a close game happened?https://clips.twitch.tv/JollyCrowdedYamOSkomodo-PP5sFskaKHaqF3Ebthis game unironically deserves to die
>>1263426Valve really don’t give a fuck about their software anymore
https://esic.gg/sanction-outcome/public-statement-on-sanction-outcome-for-roheen-goon/they caught goon gooning
https://www.hltv.org/player/1206/btn#tab-teamsBoxThis nigga really playing for the same shitty T2 org since 2016.
>>1263619thats not what he was doing at all, guess i'm the only guy who edges in matches
>>1263241>0 players in HLTV top 30Is it over for China?
M80 are such shitters I swearnever invite these faggots to anything
>>1263425yeah we did that alreadybest current na players:>naf>twistzz>elige>still no awper worth a damnwow it's 2019 liquid with jt
https://x.com/madsscs/status/1782923328732516749
>>1263727they weren't invited, they qualifiedif they lose to sharks there's cause for concern>>1263739is she transitioning to amab to better understand her teammates
>>1263739is she the only woman in a team of trans girls or is that just a meme
tyloo vs g2 is going to be an all-timer
>>1263804It's gonna be one of the matches of all time.
>>1263804first cs2 26-0?
>>1263815Was there ever a 32-0 in GO?
>>1263802yeah she used to be on the only good na women's teamshe got cut like a week after a dust2 article about how she was committing to cs, complete with interviews with her parents about how special she was lol
GUYS ALERT!!!!!!!!!VALVE EMPLOYS WILL MARK YOUR ACCOUNT AND GIVE YOU LAG SPIKES AND WORSE GAMEPLAY IF YOU WRITE BAD STUFF ABOUT THEIR GAME AND EMAIL THEM BUGS WITH AN EMAIL THAT CAN BE TRACED BACK TO YOUR STEAM ACCOUNT.YOU WILL GET LAG SPIKES BUT NOTHZING WILL SHOW UP ON THE CONSOLE OR YOUR NETWORK MONITOR.I SEND THEM A BAD EMAIL COMPLAING ABOUT THEIR GAME EVER SINCE THEN MY GAME FEELS EVEN WORSEARE THEY REALLY THIS PETTY? CAN I SUE THEM FOR BULLYING :((((((((((
>>1263833You can sue them for rape since they are digitally penetrating your backdoor without your consent and unloading a mess into you(r computer), infecting you with a virus.But in order to sue you must sexually identify as a gaming pc.
kinda funny balance for the semis since vp shitted out and c9 sharted out of the tourney
>>1263876VP seem too dependent on having everybody show up at the same time.
>>12638762024 is a 3DMAX year
>>1263426Gotta appreciate him making the best out of a bad situation. But what the fuck were his teammates doing 2 AKs and a mac10 losing to a 5-7 scout and mp9.
Are we watching Mongolz or Mongolz offspring?
>>1264031Mongolz vs Falcons, definitely.Mongolz are fun to watch and I'm looking forward to see dupreeh not playing in tier3/tier4 again
What do you think are tier 1-2 teams relying most heavily on a single player?My top3 would have to be g2 (hellmann's real), spirit (slam dunk) and vitality (woozy).
highest ELO player on EU FaceIT got 2 year ban for cheatingAHAHAHAHHAthis game is so dead
>>1264038Spirit and Vitality are stacked lmao. 0 knowledge of cs
>>1264038pretty much
let's go Senzuu
>>1264042Is he the fat jolly kid?
>>1264040Name other teams and players instead of pointlessly crying.
>>1264045Your mother heavily relies on my dick every night
>>1264046You are worthless.
>>1264048No need to pointlessly cry anon
>dupreeh top fragging>Falcons still losingExactly like his tier3 teams
>>1264050Sunpiss is not true tier1 material and snappi is just lost.
Mongolz vs mongoloids
tyloo is getting stomped by huntershambles
>this kid will be the next don-ACK!
kaze actually sucks
>>1264057Not navi w0nderful btw
>g2 raping tyloo>mongolz raping falconsamazing day for asian fans
>>1264057Common Pigkrainian lossKekZ
>>1264065Navi winning the major really rattled you guys huh
>>1264071They're just edgelords that want their epic attention.
They need to bring back Inferno's signature blue palette.
absolute state of falcons
>>1264071Fluke major. Noobvi exposed by Chad Aussies soon
>>1264093they'll get 6 rounds at best across 2 maps you overconfident retard beating cloud9 wasn't an accomplishment
fuck g2fuck falconsand most importantlyfuck ynk
nexa loses that
i still cant believe they thought nexa was the piece they needed to fix this team, dude looks like he hasnt given a shit about cs in years and he plays like it too
>tyPOOkek
>Tyloo 0-2Who's surprised?
oh wow nice going G2 fans your absolute clown of a team beat a T3 team LMAO
>>1264109>your absolute clown of a team beatthey really did, didn't they?
>>1264109>T3chinabros.....
Mongolz drip looking good, kind of like early C9.
I don't get g2, even other teams say they are tactically sound and actually give hooxi props (who himself exists in a constant quantum state of being overhyped/overhated) for his calling, but time and time again in tough spots they completely shit the bed and make some absolutely braindead game-losing plays.Apparently they have decent strats and calling, but when actually looking them play they make retarded mistakes or just get outplayed tactically. Is it misplaced individual freedom for players who shouldn't call their own plays, bad mental or what the fuck?Currently without monesy they would be completely irrelevant in top tier competition.
>>1264114I hate G2 so much it's unreal, even more than fucking Liquid which is saying something.
I root for the underdogs therefore I'm rooting for Falcons.
>>1264117I don't hate g2, they're a constant source of drama if nothing else. They're like the Wile E. Coyote of cs.
>>1264119I absolutely hate them, especially Niko. Biggest paycheck stealer on the planet.
AMBATU
What sets the Mongolz apart from other Asian teams?
>>1264127The Spirit of Tengri
idea, majors in march and september, transfer windows for the months of june and december only.
Falcons blamed everything on Boros, Thorin blamed EVERYTHING on Boros. But Boros was being held back.
reenacting the word.exe skit
>>1264135Maden, snappi and sunpayus don't belong in tier1Honestly have no idea about boros, but that mouse debacle did seem immature as fuck.
>>1264142A pious boy thrown into a pit of danish snakes...
dude admin looks pissed, this might be it lmao
Which player were they checking?
>>1264127Close enough to EU servers.
Top - 1 face it player Wonderful_Y (not from Navi) got banned for cheating.
>>1264148Wow way to post something we already knew.
>>1264149Show me post that talks about it
>>1264150>>1264039>>1264057
>>1264151lmao my bad
>>1264152it was also fairly obvious as he exploded outta nowhere
>old man dupreeh top fragging again>Falcons behind again
>UAE 20 000 000$ super team is losing to bunch of mongolians throat singerslollmao
>>1264159Please understand Boros bad and change mouse.
>>1264159-maden-sunpayas+danish guy+danish guy
>>1264162-snappi+proper danish igl
I keep seeing ESL skits like this of them playing some goofy custom game. How did they set this up? Aren’t custom private lobbies and community servers unavailable in cs2?
Apart from the ex-astralis falcons look absolutely fucking broken. They've looked pained the entire game.
>UAE 20 000 000$ super team lost to bunch of mongolians throat singerslollmaorofl
Based Mongolz.Remember when some NA pro cuck seethed about their name being offensive?Wanna say was Steel.
CHINKED
https://x.com/ESLCS/status/1783127206165614822kino
>>1264167>NA pro cuck seethed about their name being offensiveNo because this never happened
>>1264175No it definitely did.Was basically talking about how the name is offensive cause Ghengis Khan and rape.
>>1264179Not because of Down's Syndrome?
ain't no way
>>1264185
>>1264185>>1264186Dexter looking like that meme pic about Philipinos being the most powerful race.
>Techno4k>gets a 4k
>>1264189Does it mean he is double Stewie2k?
Zeus buy in pistol feels wild.
snappibros… wasn’t he supposed to be one of the best igl’s in the world held back by shit players like dycha?
Fnatic vs 3Dmax feels very 2014ish.
Vp plowing on t side overpass based
>dating advice from CS casters
>>1264206This. Pretty alright honestly
>>1264206>even got a mail shouting out Ice Poseidonfucking kek, really does give 2014-16 small tournament vibes.
>>1264220pro league group stages have soul even if they're mostly worthless
Virtus plow wins map with pistols vs aks LMAO ggeZVp gonna lost vertigo tho see you in inferno
>>1264223i bet it sucks for teamslike FaZe win today and they basically have to chill for 2 weeks doing nothing kek
holy shit Navi's group is so free
these B stream cost cutting measures piss me the fuck off, you have saudi money surely you can fly these losers out
>>1264239grayhound get eliminated 0-3 in that group easy
>>1264249Who?
kek theyre gonna lose to falcons
France is back
norbert........... my goat....................
>>1264236Nvm guess they play vertigo nowggeZ
>seen
Do people not remember back when CSGO was released? It was a hackerfest too at the time. Eventually it will pass
>>1264299LOL
>>1264293Nvm CT sided map
very unjamelike buys
KEK
N0RB3R7 GOAT
I'm sorry Jame for doubting I kneel.Ggez Vertigo unlocked for VP
OK but can fnatic please lose so we just get to faze vs astralis quicker
>>1264319If they win quick you'll still wait 30 minutes for the match lol. It's all fixed
>3dmax to playoffsjust like everyone expected
>>1264330they didn't play anybody
ESL Pro League is the comfiest event, something about knowing the teams are playing on lan on some small island for some reason adds to it
1 week until grayhound gets embarassed on lan
Every Russian team won today baZed
https://twitter.com/TeamVitality/status/1783151853879824562this shit gay as hell
>>1264344I fucking hate vitality so much
>>1264185Why do Australians dress like this?>>1264188kek
>>1264038if you actually mean tier 1-2, #3 should be col, then furia, then vitality
>>1264332I like having CS to watch every day for almost a month.
>>1264353It's not like you have long waits between tournaments anyway. Only watching tier 1 cs is still watching so much cs.
>EF vs. ImperialBattle of the butthurt
FaZe 2:1
Astralis 2:0
Astralischads...today is our day
fisters??
>>1264373Nah. Faze wins the tournament. Astralis wins group A
astralist about to win this shit tournament
who are the good guys
>>1264384Device
pro league should have 2 tiers and a pro/rel setup, would be fun to have 2 16 team tournaments side by side with actual stakes
>>1264384Karrigan
>>1264384not here
>>1264384chadplexity and flyquest
>>1264384frozen and staehr are the only good guys on the server
wow
this astralis is so much fun
why doesn't estonia have a team? they have gig internet nationwide
>>1264407Why doesn't Norway?Why doesn't England?Not even France has a proper team
>>1264410norway is too busy being rich gigachads who skiengland plays footballfrance is poor and not white
fucking embarrassing lol
>astralis are doing the impossible>beating a choking faze>impossible
>>1264411>france is poor and not whiteSo is Mongolia
device is tactical genius. He is most know for his signature tactic "going B, but then going to NiP". He also has second little known tactic of " going to NiP, but getting cucked and coming back." What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL for sure.
>>1264414sorry, france is black
>>1264414That's why they are tier-2.
FaZe are clearly better but they lost all close rounds by luck
>>1264420>FaZe are clearly better but they lost
>>1264420Doesn't matterThis is how it's supposed to happen.If Astralis wins this match, Faze wins the tournamentIf Faze wins this match, they won't reach the semis
>>1264420>FaZe are clearly better but they lost all close rounds
>>1264421>>1264423map's not overthese fucks are tryharding like mad doing T spawn tunnel run boosts while FaZe is half asleepone pistol round and FaZe is turning this around
who just said they were far right wing?
>>1264439ynk
godky owns device
>>1264439Kassad said HooXi should be sent to a death camp
>almost losing a 1v3 to karrigan
I feel like every half on Ancient is extremely one sided. Like every game either starts 10-2, and then it either goes to 11-11 with overtime likely or it gets closed out 13-2.
>>1264439me, im racist on the internet almost everyday
LMAO
nice
I can't even lie, I love this niggacadian's a shitter anyway
Luckstralis
and then we will run out mid with tec9s
>actually winning a 1v3 against KarriganAstralis are doing awesome
You really doubting him?After one single map?
>>1264484>You really doubting him?Never. He's gonna win the tournamentGonna lose this match tho
Friendly reminder that FaZe without Ropz is not even tier-2 They were just lucky
device gamesens
Best duel of the year right there
device more handsome, better CS player, and better IGL than hippo karrigan
Faze BTFOd once again
>>1264538Always happens. They start slow, then they feel the fire and make the finals or semis.
realistically, is dev1ce already the goat igl?
>>1264542He'll need some trophies before he comes anywhere near gla1ve and karrigan.Not sure he wants to play for that long
ef tier 1?
>>1264547are imperial?
>>1264545>tied with gla1ve for majors while awping, 4x karrigan's majorskeep your 0.9 rated shitters, I know who the goat igl is
>>1264550>while awpingHow the hell does that prove he's a goat igl?I guess that makes dupreeh the greatest igl of all time then?
>>1264555nice try, snappi's the igl for falcons
Now that the only real match of the day is over, who're we rooting for between the brownies?
>>1264559another crash
>bet on Astralis winning group A at odds 5.00>have to wait till Saturday to cash out
https://www.dust2.us/news/47651/broken-printers-19-hour-days-and-delays-upon-delays-get-rios-disastrous-weekendFresh BR incompetency
>>1264646Not so fresh actually - from two days ago
>>1264650Fresh CSGOG incompetency
>>1263283have you tried G403?
>Falcons now has 3 danish players (+danish coach)>Falcons now count as a danish teamSo when do I get my share of the oil money?
>>1263337Is G305 good for a palm grip? I'm looking to buy a new PC and I'm a on a budget with peripherals, so I'm eyeing that one. My hand is average I would say (18 cm length / 10 cm width).
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2371495/tyloo-vs-falcons-esl-pro-league-season-19
>>1264909surely falcons put tyloo away easily and it doesn't become a game worth watching for the disasteri wanna watch great mongolian hordes
>>1264909mongolz g2 is at the same timeeven asian people are picking that over shit vs mid
falcons seems to be really underperforming, but then again they got sunpayus + elderly or mid players
>>1265157The amount of shots sunpiss misses is astounding. He can take multiple good frags in a row and then just miss three basic shots in the same round. Very unreliable.
>>1265177Snappi needs to go. He is somehow worse than Karrigan and Hooxi
>>1265344nah hes proven he can take t2 shitters and make them pretend t1its just a stupid team he has
Who else has money on Mongolz?
Man new Mongolz jerseys sucks ass
mongolz are good but they get so flustered when they are beating t1 and just start doing random shit, like senzu through the molly lmao
>nexa sits in a corner every round and lazily whiffs his spray maybe getting 1 body shotNexa act like you are getting paid to play a video game challenge: impossible
>>1265413>they get so flustered when they are beating t1good thing they're playing G2 then
>>1265417It's so hard to defend Nexa bros..
>>1265419yeah yeah kek it up but you know how much it would mean to these kids if they can tell everyone they dogged on niko, monesy and hunter
>that round from techno4k
>nexa in charge of trading when it mattersnice 3k when the game is already lost
eZ 4 mongolZ
g2-0?
>>1265434More like g0-2
>>1265426They're too young to remember Niko being goodalso, Hunter? lol
Why is there a match going on at 8 in the morning on a weekday? Do they not care about NAbros?
>>1265097 (me)>surely falcons put tyloo away easilyhahahahaha, surely. jesus christ end this team
>https://www.youtube.com/live/a5AFPxZHkAU?si=sZ7t4Q07_WU71nGQ>mongolian castingbased or cringe?
>>1265441Tyloo only know Mirage, a shit map for Falcons2-1 incomingYes. I'm coping. I need dupreeh and magisk on the stage. They deserve better than this shit team
>Mongolz smashed G2 on map 1 and TYLOO about to beat FalconsThe age of Asian CS is upon us
>falcons lost map 1 to tyloofucking kwab
techno3k
what the actual fuck monesy
The fuck was that
GOATESY HOLY SHIT
>monesy doing his best monesy impression>G2 manages to lose the next round
>lose force nextkwak
910 clears m-0support-esy
Where did this “Player2k/PlayerXk” username trend come from? Did they all just shamelessly steal it from Stewie or what? like damn man, come up with your own name
>>1265459Perfectly encapsulates G2 today. m0NESY does everything, the rest of G2 fumbles around.
>>1265462yea because stewie is such an icon of CS, especially for Asians who can't even speak English
>>1265462He just wants people to know he listens to techno and plays on a 4k monitor
>>1265462go practice with your team stewieyou can't afford to have another 0.8 event
nt 910
>>1265467I enjoy eating stew and play on a 2k monitor, what username should I get?
>>1265470St. Monitor
these tech pauses are starting to get so awkward
I doubt anyone ITT is watching this slop but Falcons just lost map 1 to fucking Tyloo
Mongolz are pretty fucking great
>>1265476As much as I like Mongolz, G2 is genuinely a dogshit, overhyped team.
>>1265476g2 are frauds
>>1265476They remind me of when FURIA first came onto the scene and were actually good
lol Niko won't go over 20 kills total
>>1265482I doubt they'll get complacent like Furia did.
>>1265478They live and die by individual performance, and by that I mean they depend on it much more than most t1 teams that have a more robust tactical frame they can fall back on even if no one is popping off super hard. G2 without monesy beasting is barely a t1 team and if the others are also not having a good team they are dead in the water.Their style allows very convincing single match wins but it's too inconsistent to win titles over a longer period.
>>1265476leagues above flyquest
>>1265489*team = time
This G2 is so done. NiKo and huNter are washed up in CS2, nexa isn't a player you get to win trophies, and HooXi's mechanically bad even by IGL standards.
>>1265489At some time the investors or management at G2 will have to realize that something needs to change, right?
>>1265492Hooxi isn't even just mechanically bad, his decision making is terrible. That round where he drops the bomb in middle and then instead of holding the position with Hunter he runs forwards at the Ts and gives up his life was infuriating to watch.
lol hunter and hooxi conceded B every round
>>1265498>and againkek so bad
>>1265493I dunno what their business model really is, they seem to have a lot of very die hard (and delusional) fans. Kinda like the maple leafs of cs.
>>1265501>Kinda like the maple leafs of cs.The canadians of cs?
>>1265492>>1265497I think hooxi has looked better individually in cs2. It was his early time in g2 when he was an absolute decoy grenade of a player.
>>1265502Just a team that hasn't had much success in a long time, despite being the single biggest market. Combined with absolutely delusional fans who proclaim every season how great their team is and how pretty much all their players are HoF caliber.
dupreeh's back :)
>>1265501>>1265506Seriously why are G2 fans so delusional? Particularly Niko fans? It's a different breed of delusion.
I can't wait for that sycophant ynk making excuses and deflecting any blame on nikotruly a semen gobbler
>>1265510shut the fuck up you fucking turd
Watching G2 lose is always entertaining
someone please post the mfw jitu webm
>>1265510Because they think cs is a game where the bunch of mechanically best players (should) win. G2 losing is always some weird glitch in the matrix in their mind since obviously better players = better team, teamplay and synergy be damned.Niko has had 13 majors (not counting the ones where they didn't even get to the major) to prove he can perform on the biggest stage, but has always fizzled. But it's never his fault or lack as a player.
casters keep referencing that zonic interview like they are trying to start shit
peepoo
>>1265525>G2 losing is always some weird glitch in the matrix in their mind since obviously better players = better team, teamplay and synergy be damned.That explains the delusional G2 fans, but what about the diehard niko fans?
>>1265528>what about the diehard niko fans?It's hooxi's fault somehow
lol Niko is so checked out
Gay2 will never win a tournament
Mongolz are taking the piss, aren't they?
>>1265528Pretty much the same, they only think of players in the sense of mechanical skill that's easily observed, namely aim and reflexes. Niko is obviously, still, very mechanically skilled.But his decision making and playing with a team is obviously flawed, not to mention his mind seems to usually melt in high pressure situations.
lmaoooooo G2
>losing to pistolsgood job g2
it's all on nexa, 1v4, can he do his magic?
that was a fun match
>>1265530Do you actually believe Hooxi can't be blamed for G2's failures?
how did magisk get so fat
jaws music
Peepoo
>>1265540He's not very good at his job, except for taking blameProblem with delusional Niko fans is they try to blame Niko being shit on Hooxi being shit
>>1265542where does he live in Europe?
>>1265542He got dat dawg in him
>>1265542i am floored that he is still a free agent
>>1265545Brisbane.
>>1265547Think it's the lack of gap between large events.
>>1265435>g0-2Shox said itShox reads magog confirmed
>>1265547i think given he basically started the grind this month, he may already unofficially not be. or at least in talks
Xd
>if only they shot harder they would winnever change g2 fans
>Mongolz win>chink rape babies loseExplain this
>>1265544Ok, fair enough. I hope we can at least agree everyone besides m0nesy on this team is deserving of some blame.
>>1265555>Niko is already hitting above average form for his rolesxaxaxaxaxa
JKS has a winning record against Mongolz.
>>1265557monesy is the one people should blameHe should've left the team long agoI don't know if he just likes the people, or that they make him look 10x better by being shit themselves, but he's the real problem
>>1265564theentirefishingpole.jpeg
>>1265542probably in malta
>>1265568for you >>1265545
>>1265567Am I wrong?He should be playing from a proper team. Imagine putting him in a team where he can actually learn something.But no, way better to stay with the shitters that rely on pure individual skills to win
>>1265575It's not like monesy can just waltz into some team he wants or build a team around him with a snap of fingers.From the current option I think he should "go" (not his decision alone) to maybe mouz (replace torzi) or vitality (zywoo barely touches the awp anymore anyways). Replacing sunpiss and most ofte roster in falcons might be an option if they build the team around mayoneeze.
god imagine how sweaty Freya gets beneath all that denim
>>1265592
I will pay someone, ANYONE to kick this shitter advent off tyloo
>>1265604They're all shitters
>>1265604>>1265606flyquest will go 0-3, tyloo took a map from falcons which will be remembered more than whatever australia does
oh goyim, time for your regularly scheduled 8 consecutive Twitch advertisements.No no no, don't you go muting the ads and switching tabs, let me just put that volume right back up to its maximum level for you, goy
>>1265608just be a proper boomer and watch on yt
>>1265606Fuck noJamYoung, Moseyuh and Mercury are cracked aimers who just need a good IGL to play under, Kaze can stay the AWPJust get Moseyuh back and get an IGL who isn't a fucking bot
>>1265609I do this and I'm a zoomer. Never got into twitch.
>>1265609I totally forgot about the youtube streams. Thanks anon, my adblock actually works there.
>>1265607>discussing tyloo>BUT FLYQUESTholy obsessed, rent free
>>1265612All chinks are shitters by default.
>>1265620'chinks' has more wins at the last major than your favorite team does
Even if Flyquest never win anything I sleep peacefully knowing this one chink's entire life has been ruined by their very existence.
>>1265622my team made playoffs though???
>>1265622Mouz had more than 0 wins.
>talk about Tyloo's problems >Australian suddenly starts seething ????
>>1265631Not fooling anybody. You played your hand.
Ji Tu - Art of ChokeMao Ne ZhiHu XiHan TaNeh XahNi KohTa zhu
>>1265635Ummm you're le heckin Australian because you le insulted le heckin chinky winkies
>>1265635kek
>>1265635>Mao Ne Zhi>Hu Xikeksad thing is they didn't even choke today, they got outplayed from beginning to endi still don't understand what happened to Niko, how can one of the best players fall off so badly
>>1265640All the most vocal high profile cs2 haters have dropped off:SimpleNikoSnappieven ropz
tyloo sisters what the fuck happened
>>1265644>surprised chinks lostlmao absolutely delusional
>>1265607>>1265617>>1265620>>1265622>>1265624>>1265631>>1265633>>1265644>>1265649don't you people ever shut the FUCK upisn't it time to go to sleep in Australia / China anyway
>can't even beat t3 eu kek
>>1265652i'm american though
>>1265652>obsessively posts about auschads>get mocked rightfully>ummmmm isn't it past you're bed time? Absolutely seething and BTFO
Nafany getting ready like a book by Apex it's over
Imagine Apex's sour face if BB actually beats VitalityI'd have to change my desktop background
lol wtf was mezii thinking there
Why is apex tilting already lol
>>1265673He lives in an eternal state of hype and tilt.
Mongols have some crazy names.Also, I have no idea how Mongol CS is a thing, but I'm really happy it is.
BASED YNK & HUGO
>>1265693what
>>1265584he decided to awp today
Why did nobody tell me Sharks has a woman igl?Has to be a first at ESL, right?https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/Drg
ZywOo mirage awp school
>>1265611who
>apex said the f-wordhomophobic asshole
>>1265695said mr12 is good
this casting :skull:
>>1265717wasn't that Maniache said MR12 is the best thing that happened to CS in the last 10 years, something like that
>>1265721dudes on the B stream trying to be professional to get invited to LANs and shit, while A stream alludes to mayonnaise looking like jizz
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY GOING HAHAHAHAmeme game
>>1265723idk voices
>>1265717thats not based THOUGH
>>1265721>>1265725This cast is funny as fuck, reminds me of old school sports casters doing matches while absolutely hammered.
Imagine if BetBoom all showed up wearing cat ears and skirts with thigh highs that would be pretty funny haha
>>1265725And somehow the B stream casters manage to be less engaging than the mayo jizz commentary>>1265729Reminds me of cs_summit. I miss those LANs so much.
>>1265731Harry is definitely on somethingOne way to make group stage more interesting
>>1265737He does seem high as fuck but I've met people who are just like this. More than likely I think he's just mentally drained from watching and casting CS every day.
im thinking zywhoo is back
zywoo truly is the king of beating up t2 shitters
>>1265744donk dodged EPL to play a LAN in a concentration camp
>>1265747>donk dodged EPLthey got rejected though?
>>1265747no one mentioned that guy are you ok
smug nafany sisters?????
>>1265749Spirit was offered the chance to go into proleague but prioritized their owner's/sponsor's event, fucking betboom dacha lmao.The major loss must have fucked with their heads so they're looking for a comfort event they can faceroll.
>>1265760oh wait yeah they didn't wanna sit in malta for weeks to win not much more money from a 32 team tournament vs almost the same but only 8 teams + vacation/prep
>>1265760they are like over 40 days without an official rn
Harry's pupils are like fucking dinnerplates kek
>>1265760>so they're looking for a comfort event they can facerollno they just couldn't get visas in time, not that deep lol
>>1265763sorry i mean they will be over 40 days when they play their next event
Inspirational: ESL gave this homeless man a chance to make his dream of casting a Counter Strike tournament finally come true.
>>1265762I don't give a shit about their financials, their sponsor event is missing half of the top10, the highest ranked teams included.They dodged a competetive event for a comfort event.
>>1265435based n true>>1265607>tyloo took a map from falcons which will be remembered more than whatever australia doeslmaoI will nvr 4get where I was when tyloo almost won against an almost good team. gettin a commemorative mirage tat and everything
>>1265769>a competetive eventeehhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>1265771Are you really arguing that BB Dacha Belgrade is not less competetive than EPL?
>>1265773not at all, where are you reading that?
>>1265774What's this >>1265771post then?Just pointing out a typo?
>>1265775no, it's saying pro league is not that competitive, seeing as several casters are high as fuck on the air lmao.
just because you say one event isn't competitive doesn't mean the other one is competitivethey can both be total fucking wastes of time
>>1265780I don't see how the casters affect what happens on the server.Also groupstage lmao, I don't mind skipping the anders-like "OH MY GOD!"s until the elimination games.
>>1265785proleague has always been a meme, are you new? nobody takes it seriously, as we see by the plays and reactions, winners don't celebrate, losers don't cry, they just go back to chilling.
>>1265771lol what a bullshit opinion. if EPL is not competitive then you might as well just call every event except Major, Katowice and Cologne mickey mouse.
>>1265788CORRECT
>>1265787lol ropz literally cried after winning EPL last year and he said it was the first time he cried after winning a tournament
>>1265788yes
>>1265791ropz is a bitch
>>1265784>>1265787What cope is this? It's part of the grand slam, that alone makes the top teams take it seriously. Do you think some teams arent playing seriously or what point are you trying to make?
>>1265789>>1265793this general has been ran over by complete retards
>>1265791>but r-ropz!Opinion disrecarted
>>1265791what a bitch ass pussy
>>1265795>the top teams take it seriouslylollmao even
>>1265760it's not a complete joke of an event like a pineapple cup, mouz spirit heroic vp falcons nuc9 on lan for more money>>1265791ropz is a pussy autist though
>>1265796They're spirit fans still salty about having their team blown out in the first real event. So now they cope.
>>1265796fr, people acting like proleague has ever mattered
Chengdu was mickey mouse btw
>>1265804>blown outnow this is cope
>>1265807yep, who even won that? i didn't watch it
>>1265796the majority of epl is fucking uselessyou just need to be in the top 50% of your group to go through, you can lose 2 bo3s and then beat shitters and you're through to joke playoffs in front of a 10 person crowd. you can fastforward to them with 95% certainty once the groups are announced
>>1265801>falcons>blown9
>>1265791That was because they won the Intel Grand Slam after throwing almost every opportunity to close it out before. Don't think he gives that much of a shit about EPL itself.
>9/15 matchups were a sweeplol
>>1265808That level of salt is not good for your blood pressure.
>>1265814i agree, you better simmer down.
epl = soullessinvite global finals = sovl
>>1265812So it does matter...a lotsaying otherwise is pure schizo babblejust denying the gs awards the spoiler reward to the winner
>>12657600 IQ statement lmao. They got last minute invite and they rejected it simple as, retard LOL
>>1265810so basically like any American sports league, i don't see the problem. besides there was quite a few upsets in the last edition of EPL. the only problem with this event is the location which makes it impossible to have fans.
>usa tourney>but it's in texaswould've liked to go desu
>>1265822>last minute invitelol, lmao even
>>1265791>Muh ropz!Holy fuck opinion discarded, why are people arguing with a retard?
>>1265827>april 15ththey should've accepted and then laughed when the gov didn't process visas and esl would have an empty slot
>>1265827>Cloud 9 roster changes week before EPL>Cloud 9 first asks Spirit to take their spit>Cause of short notice which causes issues with visa, Spirit rejects it>Saw gets the spot insteadThere I made it simple so that even retarded like you can digest that information LMAO
>>1265827>>1265832>>1265833Btfo
Since losing at the major and proving they can't handle real playoff pressure spirit have declined into irrelevancy and lan dodging.Let's see if they're worth considering a real tier1 team when they next attend an event that has the best teams attending.
>>1265827>>1265836>this copecry is free but you should get a handle on your emotions
>>1265811I mean this is the best teams at epl, 2x the amount going to betboom. faze, navi, vitality are misses, maybe astralis and g2, but after that it's pretty direpro scene is not in a good place when this ef is world #7
>>1265832>>1265833Holy cope
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2371416/party-astronauts-vs-aurora-esl-challenger-melbourne-2024real lan coming through
>spirit not playing for another two weeks>anon crying about spiritwtf lmao
This is cultural impact
>>1265845NA KINGS we out here
>>1265824>basically like any American sports league, i don't see the problemif you watched anything besides the nfl, you would see the problem. and if you watch the nfl you would also see the problem, because there are 64 games in 12 days
>>1265838The scene seems to be competitive as fuck rn, sure teams like ef or g2 are swingy as fuck in performance but that has always been the case for teams like these. Even the best individual players can't just carry their teams to wins since the field overall is so stacked these days.And astralis are obviously in their honeymoon phase now, but knowing the background of the team they look like they might evolve to a real title contender.
>>1265764Probably getting hooked-up by Machine. He's always absolutely fucked during Pro League. Surprised he still has a septum in his nose.
no way
>>1265856a whole ass kidney stone
>>1265798>disrecartedKill yourself immediately, idiot.
>>1265839You have no argument and you got btfo by facts and logicSeethe troon
uhhh m80 chads??
>>1265852>The scene seems to be competitive as fuck rn>the field overall is so stacked these daysthere's parity and it seems like anyone could lose any match, but that doesn't make the scene stacked
>>1265864ct side anubis, no need to worry
>>1265866It's undeniable that the current average pro is a couple notches above the pros before the online era. Online era was bit of a downer obviously. Also the teams' strats and approach to the game has evolved massively in the recent years.Hell, most pros didn't even really understand utility before the astralis era.It's overall more professional and serious now and the top teams are run more like actual sports teams, obviously with some esports differences.
NA CHADS
Everything is under control
>>1265859Yeah malta is known for their excessively strict visa policies lmaoSpirit themselves didn't even blame that as a reason, they said they "needed more time to prepare for the tournament matches"And specificially said the gap between epl and bb dacha was too small. Somehow this doesn't bother other teams though.
>>1265885Do you see Spirit as your father figure anon? Stop seething already, Spirit will play in 2 weeks
>>1265885this, every team must do the exact same thing or i'll shit my diaper
>>1265885Why are you so upset that Spirit aren't playing?
>>1265888I see myself as your father figure, just telling you the facts of life.And I don't care about MickeyMouse Dacha Auschwitz 2024.
>>1265881I think we're talking past each otherI'm not talking about 2019 here. recently you lost liquid, ence, danish heroic, competitive g2, gambitc9, s1mple navi, and misc other teams that looked poised to take a step up. you gained spirit, international navi (wrecking apeks), mouz became t1 instead of t1.5, and misc other teams that look poised to take a step upc9 with no awp made top 8 at a major. ef made top 8 at a major. heroic is a top 10 team by basically being nertz+friends with fuckin nicodooz awping. this isn't a crucible that demands the best from you, everyone outside of like 3 teams just seems equally mid
>>1265896>father figure>extremely upset that a team is doing things their own wayyeesh, i feel bad for your imaginary kids.
>>1265896No one asked
>na cslollmao
>>1265897>liquidWas there something left in their ceiling? Serious question.>enceI liked the snappi ence but felt they were already overperforming with that roster.>danish heroicThey sprung out of the online era and the new astralis might now "replace" them.>competitive g2They *should* still be equally competitive, I think the more modern teams just harder expose their lack of tactical depth.>gambitc9Spirit is basically a *better* version of them >s1mple naviNew navi won the major. I think we're moving away from superstar-centric teams.Ef is a team that can obviously challenge the top teams with good prepThe broken c9 had four major winners, not exactly a scrub team. That awp thing was an anomaly at the major with boomich though.Heroic is now whatever, haven't watched them muchI'm not shitting on your takes, just challenging your views for fun banter. But I do think the current teams are more established and serious than before. Match prep and antistratting is on a completely new level.
>sa cslollmao
I love it when broky's awake
KARRIGAN 360WTFHe's just too comfortable right now
Karrigan lifegaming ffs
>>1265917>Was there something left in their ceilingthe yekindar nitro iteration could've done something with a better awper>I think the more modern teams just harder expose their lack of tactical depthnah, niko and hunter both fell off hard or have some internal issue. no antistrat is making hunter fuck up that bad that consistently>I think we're moving away from superstar-centric teams.based on what?the superstars have fallen off or been given too heavy a load. donk basically soloed kato (don't talk to me about sh1r0 without doing the math on what his rating would be with an average dpr), m0nesy would be winning tournaments and mvps with even 2 halfway competent teammates, s1mple's gone, niko and zywoo have been mid with zywoo starting to come back>broken c9 had four major winnersthree, hobbit's major is from 2017, before teams started to get good :^)anyway, I wasn't saying spirit was worse than gambit or whatever, but that the number of top teams has lowered and the top is thinner. I don't think there's any substantial difference between match prep and antistratting between now and a year or two ago, which is what I'm talking about
karrigoat
Karrigan pls retire already you old fuck, we get it you're the goat igl
How do you come back from this?>broky bashing you, no awp needed>rain stopping all your sneaky plays>frozen being frozen>rops being sneaky>karrigan so off the rails he's doing dumb 360s in the middle of a fightI know jame is a level headed guy, but this has got to be tough to come back from
>>1265966moral victory knowing faze toggle their asses off and your team is legit
>>1265966It was over from the start, VP is playing maps they don't play/have good win percentage. Best chance they get is if they get to ancient. Faze won the picks and bans gg
>>1264220>>even got a mail shouting out Ice PoseidonWhat does this mean? I wanna see/hear
>>1265974>VP is playing maps they don't play/have good win percentage.You're not wrong. But it's completely their own fault. They tried to punish pick a 7-map team
Am I the only one that keeps hearing nirvana heart shaped box when they play that shitty break song?`
>>1265956>nah, niko and hunter both fell off hard or have some internal issue. no antistrat is making hunter fuck up that bad that consistentlyTheir last loss was attributed to mongolz antistratting by the cast. Also there's a recent autistcs (austin) video about the major playoff g2 vs navi, pretty much shows them getting tactically outplayed round after round. Just the examples off the top of my head.>based on what? the superstars have fallen off or been given too heavy a load.Well precisely that, carrying against structured teams is harder than ever. Superstars are still obviously valuable, but need to be utilized better in a team context. Like donk for example. Or, compared to monesy, even zywoo, but vitality overall is a much more coherent team than g2.
>>1265850i see why it's a problem from the viewer's side, but competition wise EPL is a really good tournament, people are complaining way too much. and it's not like they have 150+ regular season games like in baseball anyway. the loser's bracket thing just makes sure that if you're a good team you will go through to the playoffs, no group is OP and too hard to qualify through, if you're out you got no one but yourself to blame, no crying about randomness, bo1, etc.
>>1265986it was beautiful to see how Mongolz were always ready for hunter's bullshit smoke pushes at all times. he got caught like a silver and gave a free kill 4-5 times.
who are top 10 players at the moment?
>>12660161. Karrigan2. Karrigan3. Karrigan4. Karrigan5. Karrigan............10. monesy
>>12660161.Monesy2.Donkthen there are names like zywoo, frozen, jimpphat, jL, broky, wonderful
>>1266003>it's not like they have 150+ regular season games like in baseball anyway64 games in 12 days is 40% the density of the mlbit's not randomness to have some challenge and risk. if you need to lose 3 times to get eliminated, it's a problem
>>1266024>2.Donka bit premature, no?He had an insane run at Kato, but that's it.
>>1266024spinx, shiro and electronic are in the mix too, but it's honestly hard to really rank the players in order apart from the top2 who are so obviously apart from the rest, even with role considerstions
>>1266029
>>1266029He was solid at the major, although regressed a bit from kato, which was an insane performance.I'm not saying he's at the top in the 2024 rankings yet, but *right now* he and monesy stand apart. Monesy gets the edge since his impact still carries g2 so hard and it's still not enough.
>>1266029did you not watch the major?
>>1266044I did. But spirit didn't steamroll, so between funny crashes and niggers storming the stage, I've forgotten how they played
>>1266047>spirit didn't steamrollthey went 3-0 beating c9 and navi, then lost by the closest possible margain to the runners upif they hadn't played faze first they probably would've won the tournament
>>1266047they shit on navi, then everyone but donk disappeared in playoffs
What a fucking blowoutI knew Faze would win after losing to Astralis, but I though VP would at least put up a fightelectronic was not worth 2 million...
>>1266054they need time
>>1266053My boy magixx getting slept on
>>1266052>>1266053I'd say on paper spirit would've been favored vs navi, obviously, but navi has taken maps from spirit and the stage games are a different thing overall. Navi seemed to get a stage boost. Same with the faze-spirit match, shiro went missing on stage for example (again).
>>1266054No shame on losing to the number 1Also Vp did not buy electronic for 2 million. Show proof if you disagree
>>1266064i'm still mad at FaZe for choking on vertigo, should have been a blowout
>>1266066But without the choke we'd have been denied a kino map
>>1266070Nta, but wat? Faze won vertigo in the end.
>>1266073Are we talking about the Major? I remember FaZe-Spirit on Vertigo looking like a stomp for FaZe, then Spirit made a strong comeback and it ended in a tense OT.
>>1266074you are correct, he is upset that faze didn't close out that lead
>>1266070i know, thank fuck they did (not a FaZe fan btw, just think they deserved it more), but they almost blew it and it would have been one of the biggest chokes ever
>>1266077did win*curious to see EF-FaZe tomorrow, i think it could be a good game, they know how FaZe play
shit, Wicadia must be fucking mad after that
>>1266099>curious to see EF-FaZe tomorrowfnatic-faze you mean, right?
>>1266116LOL
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWI2b-AkGlUThis is like a growing thing I'm seeing where cheaters think they are playing some kind of legit hvh meta and shit on the other cheaters as noobs, if they wanted to play a meta why not play the actual game? Of course these people come up with all these rationalizations because the real reason they do this shit is hidden to most of them, society has signalled that its worse to be an honest loser than a cheating winner and they are just acting accordingly with the typical accompanying destruction of the entire activity's original purpose.
>>1266233jfci literally wouldn't sleep at night if i was a CS2 dev out of shame, they should commit collective sudoku unironically
>>1266242Software industry is just increasingly filled with low effort schmoozers and that small set of autistic leet hackers who can't cut it with HR are probably the ones developing cheats and running circles around valve game devs.
when will fps retards understand that anti cheats will never work again? people with money and gear will always be able to cheat undetectedeg there are cheats that process video output to generate inputs on fake devices, some chinese are even using AI to fully control their aim like they hold a key to DEACTIVATE the cheat so they can use the menus and look around, is like auto pilotonline fps' are DEAD
>last g2 tournament win was with jks on the team>kick jks>not a win sinceg2sissies....
Vertigo in theory should be much more easily exploitable on the T side as compared to other maps. There simply aren't enough CTs to hold positions adequately and they're forced to be dynamic in their approach in order to stand a chance.
>>1266122whew, that was way closer than it should have beeni was holding off a response to not jinx, fnatic in theory should be way worse on vertigo (and inferno too, but EF kinda choked that)
>Screw Wicadian rhythm>I bathe with sandpaper>And my underwear is denim
>>1266294But muh culture
Wicadia is such a smart player, he's going international after a few years with Eternal Fire, 100%no wonder he won 4 FPLs in a row, i guess that means he can comm well in English too.
>Official: coldzera joins RED Canids>João "righi" Righi (coach)
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACKhttps://x.com/CounterStrike/status/1783634938476327351
>>1266391damn, i kneel
>>1266391is there any other advantage of switching hands between corners except having a bit clearer vision when peeking?
>>1266391LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1266391wow... a whole year to mirror the viewmodel
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/4202497395513061959WOOOOOOOW
>Added Overwatch system to enable match demo review by trusted partners
>>1266416>Reduced XM1014 kill reward from $900 to $600 ($300 in Casual)no more ballin out i guess
>Replaced Overpass with Dust 2 in the Active Duty Group, current competition map pool, and Premier matchmakingAAAAIIIIEEEE
>>1266422mirage has been in the active pool for the entirety of csgo and will be in the pool for the entirety of cs2 and you will FUCKING LIKE IT YOU PIEC EOF SHIT
nahh this is crazy easy baby garbage
>>1266426valorante children are eating today
cache remake will replace mirage
>Viewmodel position setting and left/right hand state are now networked and visible to first-person spectators.but not shadows, bruh this is so scuffed it's going fuck people
>>1266438actually its going to be train
>>1266441train replaces vert*go
>just about to buy a new PC so i can finally play CS>my favorite map is removed>FUCKING MIRAGE STAYSFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
9 map pool? no fuck you heres the worst fucking cs map ever that only has any respect because its le old
>>1266445CS was better when third parties wouldn't give a fuck and did shit like this, now they all cocksuck valve and copy their map pool
overpass removed from comp pool for pros as well? Havent been playing long enough to see a map switch
VP nerfed yet again
i'm fine with the map change as long as they make a rotation every major so the pool doesn't get stale.
>>1266391>every character carries two copies of each weapon held, one with left-side ejection port and controls and one with right-side ejection port and controlskinda funny
You stop shooting if you switch handsThese shitter devs dude
>Dust II is backs1mple is going to announce his return to competitive play tomorrow.
STOP BUFFING THE FUCKING ZEUSIT'S ALREADY SEEING COMPETITIVE PLAYNOBODY ASKED FOR THISI unironically think this is going to make the Zeus close to 2015 CZ-75 levels of broken. There's no time for the enemy to react, you can just ferrari peek into them at a close angle and they instantly die and lose everything they bought. Fuck this, I've never seen Valve push balance changes that are so blatantly designed to promote cosmetics before.
>>1266488hahaha no fucking way
OVERPASS????? who the fuck asked for this
holy shit that inferno change is fucking massive
>>1266517I asked for this
https://youtu.be/9vcJddBW8VMyo! our guy, maui just dropped a hot new controversial vid
>>1266556What does it change?
>>1266422>>1266425>>1266443>>1266541Us Overpass appreciators could not be any more oppressed than we already are.
>>1266563Based. If you hate Maui you're a fucking faggot.
>>1266488It's so you can't abuse shooting through the new smokes
>Overpass swapped for dust 2No cap what the fuck were these niggas thinking? Replacing one of the most balanced map in the pool with a great amount of depth with the shittiest silver map of all time.
At least the cunts who queue with cheaters are also going to get cooldowns now, this little change was long overdue.
>>1266608cant wait to go long a every fucking round no matter what spawns the 4 shitters have
Someone on hltv said the chinks on crossfire love dust2 so I will 100% believe this is why it was added back for shanghai
ESL challenger is on and it's shit
there's no way that mibr is gonna lose to this random aussie teamEZ $100
I put my paycheck on -8.5 MIBR
I just lost my paycheck
this dreamhack is literally free money to mibr or aurora lmao
Dreamhack is like a 20 minute tram ride away. Should I bother going? Probably just play some Tekken or something over this shit CS though.
>>1266439lets be real thats why they didnt want to do this initially but at this point its all they can give to the community so they are going for the low hanging fruit to try and buy some goodwill, they have no other features or maps people want
>>1266660I want assault to be in the competitive map pool.
Esl Melbourne might be the worst intl lan all year
just two Australian women
I will go fucking INSANE if I have to watch adhd faggots switch their viewmodel constantly while spectating
>>1266687only changes when you respawn
I will never understand blind patriotism for a country that isn't worth a shit in cs
>>1266701Yeah the Chinese dude is weird.
Aussie sissies not having a good start
>>1266685lol is that the girl from clg red
>>1266685whos the azn?
>>1266760>>1266768bibiahncute and better at cs than most of the thread
https://twitter.com/bibiahhhn/status/1753591333086777487i need to do more exercise...
Aurora tearing T2 shitters lol
>>1266823apeks glocked them, so they have a moral victory. apeks also threw like 4 rounds
>>1266809>tweet from 2023 saying shes a free agent and prioritising co-ed offers>is on an all womens teamHMMMMM
Holy fuck CT sided maps in tier 2 is a meme
Thank God overpass is dead. I hate CT sided maps. -vertigo -mirage when
Cacanito heard people talking shit and decided to lifegame
going to sleep, (You) me when G2 inevitably plays like garbage vs NA but is saved by m0nesy
>>1266830she's apparently got the best rating on her team, so when clg died and if you were to pick up a chick in na, it'd probably be herthen flyquest came and picked up the roster, and getting paid is rather nice
Redditpass removal is a good thing
Anyone happy with the map pool change is guaranteed a silver, don't reply to me.
>>1266822Pit chads we stay winning.
>>1266866Ok
Our maps:>D2>Mirage>Inferno>Train>CacheReddits maps:>Vertigo>Ancient >Anubis
>>1266888Ancient and Anubis are good maps and should stay in the pool without a doubt. You're just salty because you're a Mirage noob and you get pasted by neomap Ancient chads like me in premier. I hate watching Vertigo but at least it has an interesting/unconventional layout so it has it's place, I guess.The old maps can fuck off, it's far past time for new blood in the pool. Let's see Basalt, or Climb, or something interesting added instead of fucking Mirage and D2. I'd even take an Old Cbble rework and I hated Cbble.
>>1266888>mirage>not redditwasted trips>>1266902Truth.To not make a complete shitpost: they should rework mirage if even slightlyIt's become more stale than d2 which I considered impossible before
>>1266908>It's become more stale than d2This meme isn't even funny anymore, nothing will ever be as stale as D2. There's only a handful of strats because of the simplistic map layout. Most rounds it will be util dumping from both sides on A long and whoever gets lucky spamming blind in the smoke whilst standing in a molly will win the round.
>>1266909I don't care to argue about which map is more stale, it's just that mirage being the "default" map in cs is boring after so many years and it is absolutely stale as fuck. I know a large part of mirage's popularity came from the fact that third worlders could get a slightly higher fps on it than on other maps, and conversely overpass was hated because it wasn't as well optimized.I'm obviously not saying maps shouldn't be optimized, but it shouldn't dictate the fucking map pool like that.tl;dr: mirage is literally a third worlder map
ah sweet, it's polcel schizo rant hours
>le pol
Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about, incel.
>referencing the fact that poorer populations cannot afford overpriced graphics cards is now /pol/reddit is thataway ma'an
>Complaining about getting owned by 3rd worlders on shitty hardwareshitter general
>>1266931anon, the problem with the third world is literally that they own nothing...
>>1266921Huh, I always remembered nuke being worse than Inferno for frame rate.
Not the thief telling me I own nothing.
Who's more likely to shart the bed, jitu or falcons?
>>1266998Falcons could easily lose against BB
slaxz vs m0nesy kino
>D2 back in active dutyBASSEEEE->It's replacing Overpass and not Ancient or VertigoCringe.
bibianh spent the whole day swaying like she was in a "choose your character" loop
let's go Swisher send these frauds to the shadow realm of last chance bracket
Maniacbros...
>Niko and m0nesy happy that dust2 is backredditors in shambles, I thought all pros HATED dust 2
>>1266685Holy tiddies, who is the giantess?
>>1267018Niko's G2 used to first pick dd2 a lot in the past
>>1267017>when the norwood reaper teleports behind you
what did they mean by this
>G2
>>1267018>silvers shitters love silver shitter mapWow nigga I'm so shocked
Where the fuck are these niggas playing it's fucking 7 in the morning nigga I'm tryna sleep
>>1267032Australia
>>1267032>being a worst coaster
>>1267034nigga fuck are you doing up at 5 in the morning
How the fuck to you lose that
>>1267035i'm just a Euro trying to start shit
When are we getting M80 vs. Astralis? That's the only rivalry I care about.
wait what the fuck g2i've been saying you're frauds but come on
>0:8how hard did Niko mald already?
>This is a top 5 team.HNWJABDFJLHW BR3NFKQ FRJFJWNF3WNFKJ3N4N3FJmjnwhbkjdqbhdbqwbwyhahaahahahahahahHoly shit they're playing like literal MMchuds.
10 fucking 0nice g2, well played retards.
Reminder: This is NOT Hooxi's fault. Don't you dare blame this on my wholesome chungus IGL. Yes, G2 are getting completely outcalled by a BIG reject and some NA shitters, but it has nothing to do with Hooxi, ok??? Niko and m0nesy don't even have a combined 40 kills yet ffs, what is Hooxi supposed to do?
MALS
what a closeget absolutely fucked
malbsborobros we keep winning
What a fucking clutch
I'm tempted to bet money on G2 when they lose this map for the good oddsWhat are the chances they're completely tilted after this, and if so, what are the chances monesy carries them to victory anyway?
>that clutchI got hard ngl
I'm tempted to bet money on M80 when they win this map for the good oddsWhat are the chances G2 fans are completely tilted after this, and if so, what are the chances they bet on G2 again expecting monesy carries them to victory anyway?
>How's the money, mate? How's the money?lolwhat pissed magisk off?
>>1267056oh right there's another game
>>1267054>I'm tempted to bet money on M80 when they win this map for the good oddsShould've bet before first map, anon. Odds on m80 are shit now
Even got that defuse rofl
nexa the clutcher
>>1267045>outcalledI bet you couldn't make ONE example
>>1266024RussiaIlya 'm0NESY' Osipov 6-13 -7 25.9 60.0% 0.40
>>1267056Was Magisk yelling that or was someone yelling that at Magisk? I'm assuming it's the latter.
>>1267056he's nervous because knows he's in for a classic nafany CT side masterclass>>1267067Magisk yelled that at zorte who died after time
>>1267067Yeah, Falcons killed them and ruined their economy second to last round and magisk stood up and yelled
>>1267064>basing off one map0 knowledge of cs
>>1267070negative against Mongols yesterday, one round highlight wonder, owned by 910
>>1267072>recency biastiktok brain, he is in a deadend team and still number 1 lol
the anti-m0nesydemolished T3 dogshit opponents but fails against all the top teamstruly top 5 material, this guy.
>>1267075That's my GOAT fraud :)
>em-80em-8s.....
m0NESY rofl
JKS wouldn't have lost to random NA players.
can you guys recc a betting site where i can seamlessly withdraw winnings? mind you i have 0 online betting experience
thank god this map is dead, vertigo next pls
>>1267085Just use a normal sportsbetting site instead of the shitty skin sites.
>>1267085paypal me the money sir I make your 20x your money back easy
fucking kwab
Ynk is seething so hard hahahaha
>Falcons losing to shitters>G2 losing to shittersI did not expect this much kino today
>>1267095HAHAHAHHAHA
PeePoow
Guys, starting to think -JKS wasn't the right call for G2.
Hooxi T side calling masterclass.
G2 are so fucking bad
>>1267099This is is why I love watching this team fail. They ignore the obvious problems for so long, and when they finally make a change it's the wrong player and they bring in someone even worse. Then it's back to ignoring the problems again before someone else gets scapegoated. Its such a fucking disaster of a team.
>>1267099>>1267105let me guess, australianflyquest won't do any better than g2 so you can stop shitting in niko whenever you want
>>1267106Tab back in Niko
>>1267106I'm not Australian lol, I'm just not a retard. Jks wasn't the biggest problem in the team and that Nexa was a terrible replacement.
another crash happened btw, in a pretty important round
>>1267110CS3 will fix this
How fucked would Falcons be without dupreeh?Only intelligent move this org has made
>Niko>heavy hitterkkkkkkkkkkkk
flyquest still sucks
>>1267115Awwww is the wittle baby upset?
plant you fucking idiot
>watching g2 choke>large big mac meal>large iced caramel latte>2 (two) cherry freeze primehows your friday night so far bros?
any bookmaker offering odds on Niko getting a stroke in his lifetime
>>1267118G2 is winning, still gonna bitch about jks for another hour?
>>1267123You still gonna bitch about Australians?
>>1267123>G2 is barely beating a tier 2 NA team after getting dumpster on the first mapwe did it G2sisters, our boys are back
jks hits that spray
nexa kekw
nexa and hunter need to download the recoil training map
Magnol
-hunter+perfecto-nexa+jks
>giving hooxi the hero m4ffs
>Hooxi hero rifle going solo to banana without any support or utilwhat the fuk are they playing lmao
>>1267132Remember when Na'Vi would have Zeus with an AK and S1mple with a deagle?
>>1267132>>1267133>>1267134>>1267135
>>1267132>>1267133>>1267134evening the moneybut still, yeah what the fuck
>>1267134they're mentally gone
>>1267136:skull:
God imagine if G2 didn't have Monesy.
>monesy saving g2's ass againthey don't deserve my skilled femboy
the greatest strategy will always be "go kill"
>>1267141>>1267142just wait until niko doesnt like the vibes with monesy and hes gone
>>1267145Good.
>Nikole one and done man
Some triple OT loss for G2 would be so fucking funny
the blyats are out
>>1267143That's unironically all that Hooxi does as an IGL>T side "strats">default and hope someone gets an entry, then everyone rushes the site where they got the pick>CT side "strats">hope one of your carries can get a multikill or else you saveHe calls like an NA IGL from 2016
>>1267149It's cute when mony says it
>>1267152he would look damn cute in a maid outfit and chastity cage
Cloud 9+m0nesy+Magnojezzkeep perfecto
>>1267155I'm sorry Ivan, m0nesy is stuck in G2 jail forever it seems.
niko never looks happy
imagine losing 0-2 to M80
>>1267157cest fini
>>1267120All you do is consume poison. Do you really hate yourself that much?
At the risk of sounding like a foid, Taz' energy or should I say vibes are one of absolute fraud.
monesy feeling the s1mple experience when he had to carry navi with shitters like edward and zeus
bro what the actual fuck are these callsget hooxi off this fucking team and they will improve overnight
>>1267165>carrying 2 shitters vs carrying 4
>>1267120>night9AM in the land of the free :)Are you an Aussie?
>>1267163got some half price natural chip co chips from woolies, g2 going to lose, feels great to be an aus chad
I need a YNK cam to see his sadness.
G2's nothing without all their stars peaking
how the fuck did this shitter hunter hit that
just checked the other stream, betboom won a 2v4 against falcons t side nuke, and are now up 11-80-2 falcons & g2 on the cards
>>1267175Luck.
>>1267176they also lost a crucial 4v2 with plant in the round when nafany crashed on overpass
>dupreeh topfragging>Falcons still losingevery fucking time
>-overpasswhat the fuck map, it was the most fun to watch
Something annoys me about G2 acting so hype when they're barely winning against a far inferior team
>-overpassPissing on that niggas grave, FUCK THAT MAP, thank god I’ll never have to watch another instant monster smoke land again
>>1265730>>1265751you called?
aw m80s, you had to go and lose inferno
>>1267192Exactly what I was thinking. These fucking bums have nothing to yell and handshake about
>>1267192It's always fucking Hooxi. m0nesy gets yet another triple kill or wins a clutch and Hooxi stands up and screams as if he didn't throw his life away 30 seconds into the round and make it that much harder to m0nesy to win. I forget who it was, but one caster once called Hooxi the guy in your MM stack who's always bottom of the scoreboard but talks the most shit to the enemy team.
>>1267196HooXi screeches in joy beating T2 teams like he just made semis of a Major
I don't even know why I like to watch G2 lose so much
>>1267200They're a team which needs to die so Monesy can be freed.
we need more freya content
>SAW vs Imperial will be on the A stream while Faze vs EF will be on the B stream
>>1267200
i like how they rescheduled it so LB semis and finals are played on the same day, the previous editions had the loser of LB final playing two games back to back in the last chance qualifier, which was kinda unfair.
>>1267206What kind of content, exactly?
what the fuck is Niko doing
>>1267213his best
>>1267212feet content
>>1267214xdhe's gonna turn into the Serbian REZ by 2025 at this rate
a hate this lucky bosnian bot so fucking much
why do they keep giving the hero rifles to HooXi?
>>1267220At this point I'm thinking they're trying to hasten the inevitable end of this team
>>1267220he's their best aimer
>>1267220Zeus's logic was something like me with AK is as good as S1mple with Deagle or some shit back when they used to do it.Ignoring the fact that that is fucking retarded.
why do they wear iems AND noise cancelling headphones instead of just the headphones?especially with no crowd
>>1267224It's just standard practice across all tournaments, crowd or no crowd.
>>1267225but why not just use noise cancelling headphones for the game audio instead of iems?
>>1267224I guess it's good that you can get the best functions of both instead of hoping one product is the best at both audio and noise-canceling
What is csgog listening to while watching the game?For me, it'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BExTvXZrgI
>>1267226Because players prefer using their own personal in ears that they use for every other tournament.
>>1267234https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg?si=Jm-49Whp7-YAf2K-
>>1267228>>1267236makes sense
>>1267234I'm listening to the casters.
slaxz walling
>>1267247no shit, as if a washed NA team like this could possibly take down one of the best international mix teams in the world
>>1267250>one of the best international mix teams in the worldhuh
>>1267247>>1267250BLYAAAAATTT
>>1267252>american thinks europe is one country
>>1267234https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1Cv6if6CgkMovie's gotten boringAll the actors no longer tryHit parade of gloryFinally passed you bySo longkinda fits
>>1267207You sure?
>>1267254retard
>>1267250>one of the best
>>1267253?g2 is bosnian and m0nesy is performing
jks wins that clutch
monesy has gone from twink teen to jaded 20+
reck just toggled
so long gay2
>>1267260Absolutely would've
>niko doing italian hands at his monitorIt’s already over
>G2 losingday improved
this shit is almost as boring as watching two chinksect teams playing each otherwhen is flyquest playing?
>hooxi topfragging
ELOHEL
XDDDD LE HOOXI GIGACHAD!!!!
>>1267074oops another bad map hehe
classic g2 choke
>>1267281bro you don't understand it's not Hooxi's faultwhy doesn't Niko have 30 kills??
>>1267282You werent talking shit when m0nesy carried G2 to 3rd map in inferno lel
lmao that hunter trigger at the end
come on m80, they're just walking at you
>>1267285this but unironically, it's not the IGL's job to frag lmao
>Hooxi chimping out over winning an anti eco
>HES SO CONFIDENT>MAC 10 DOUBLE KILL!!!thanks moses, very cool
hooxi kys u fuckin faggot
>ynk dead silent>g2 scores 2 rounds>goes on a rant about how great teams bounce back absolutely COPINGthe man cannot stop sucking niko's nuts dry
>>1267297ynk and kassad permanently have one each of nikos balls in their mouths
>>1267291This is why karrigan won the major with a 1-16 scoreline right
JKS would've single handedly won this map for G2.
G2 cant win a game without crowd cheats
>Hooxi just walking up ramp>dies immediately
GET SHIT ON AMERINIGGERS
>>1267314omg based gigachad!!
>>1267301retard
oh come the fuck on m80
>>1267317Oh yea he lost.
my nigga hunter a straight up killa fr
holy shit m80 are so impatient
SEXA
Back to G2 clutching everything
>g2 winningday ruined
this shitter nexa actually won that by pure luck kek
>losing>push smokes like a retard>win
>and Nexa delivers again
god just fuck off and lose fucking g2 niggers, I hate watching these fucking faggots win
>>1267330HAHAHAHAHHA
Balkans >>> Americans
If M80 still wins this it would be the funniest shit ever.
le fail to close match point into OT sweep
how many times did Niko die on ramp already
>best rifler in the world>heavily negative against t2 shitters
>>1267298I'm gonna commission this pic btw
shitesy
>>1267339i thought about an AI one the instant i made that post
>hooxi still topfragging
>>1267333the two American bots unironically threw the game in regulation
>use half utility to start the round
Is there a bigger fraud in (what is supposed to be) a tier 1 team?
Niko and m0nesy, two heavy hitters as Ynk would saycombine for Hooxi's total kills
>>12673470/8
>>1267347>but he da number 1 in da worldI will never fucking consider a retard babby telescope 1 shot gun user the "best player in the world", and that goes for every single one of them
This is going into double otImagine Karrigan's ticks rn, not being able to start on time
>>1267351Close, he's 13/21 actually
nexa the play maker
>>1267352so much seething kek, how much?
how many major finals have m80 gotten to?
>baits entire team>runs in at the end and gets a single kill>diesi think ive played with niko in gold nova before
>>1267360as many as Niko has won
>>1267356>muh killerino!Hooxi Hunter lifegaming>>>/reddit/ go back
>m0nesy finally gets a kill>HE COMES ALIVE>immediately walks into the open and dies
oh look, impatience losing the round AGAIN
>>1267364funnyyou're so funnyas funny as m80 losing in ot for a second map in a row
tiltko KEKW
>>1267360do you get an award for that
NIKO UNINSTALL BRO
Niko and Monesy are both so fucking tilted.
m0NESY raging when he got killed by Reck lol
>>1267368Chink
AAIIEEEE SAVE ME MAYONAISEY
>>1267377nope
>does nothing
>>1267382he's there to make niko feel better
Amazing
how much more does monesy have to do to keep these fuckers alive
official laugh at g2 threadHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHSHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
SAY IT WITH ME:M0NESY IS A FRAUDM0NESY IS A FRAUDM0NESY IS A FRAUD
>>1267286HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1267383>>1267382its about the vibes bro
AAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKnesy
>>1267368Now say it without crying.
jks wins those
ZywOo wins those
>Niko>Kassad>YNK>ThorinLMAO! top player of 2023 MY ASS
>>1267390>>1267389>>1267392m0nesys team threw the round by dying lol, slaxz lifegaming
https://twitter.com/kassad/status/1783476357042741665
G2 only wins rounds when they walk out onto sites like retardsits literally MM tier gameplay and m80 are to smart to even understand it
>Liquid lost to this, consecutively
jfc m80 just double awp and do an aggressive peek on B stairs
m80 are shitters, send them back to america i'm sick of these fucking low tier retards shitting up pro league
C'mon M80 stop choking
>>1267410hunter has walked at swisher like 7 times and just won them all
this is so fucking stupid, how is G2 struggling this much against shitters? no way they are a t1 team atm
m0nesy apologize form:post in this thread
P90 Rush A no pussy.
>>1267417g2 are still winning, they're a fucking dynasty and m80 are low tier shitters
please never let ynk cast ever again
imagine being niko and seeing hooxi run up ramp with a p90 and die
>>1267424kassad is going to come to malta and choke hooxi out
nexa the angle holder
STOP PLAYING PASSIVE ON B FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS HAS IT WORKED ONCE FOR YOU YET?GROW SOME BALLS AND PEEK FUCKING STAIRS YOU DUMB SACKS OF SHIT
m80 finally won a ct round
>>1267423HRRRKPFFHHHKKPHTUHNiko best.
>>1267432when did he lie?
>>1267418Can you please use a better translator
>>1267429Sorry bro-swisher
>>1267435I accept your apology
>>1267418i'm sorry for having high expectations, i should've known g2 was a bad fit
>-11>-10>-1>+1>+10pee poo
i'm gonna fucking puke
First Hooxi hero M4 and now this. Why the fuck do they keep giving the worst player the most expensive gun?
LMAO CHOKE 2
G2 loooooooooooooool
About fucking time
imagine comparing this bot to ZywOo or donk, lmao
Fuck yes, SHUT THE FUCK UP HOOXSHIT
at least we have our good vibes?
get ready to learn chinese buddy
swisher looks like an unholy fusion between Egoraptor and electronic
>>1267453based
Pee poo.
>>1267418>>1267438GET FUCKED NIGGER
>>1267457We kneel...
>mayo has an off game and doesnt go 1.3>nobody steps up I can't wait for the countless of ynk/kassad/th*rin tweet explaining how this is not niko's fault lmao copers
>>1267461Don't worry Hooxi, you'll look great in a Gaimin Gladiators jersey.
>https://twitter.com/Thorin/status/1783723996208349227lasted like 10 hours lol
>>1267414You were saying?
>>1267463this is equally his and Niko's fault on vertigo, they were both useless 80% of the time
>>1267466>g2 choking in a minor game vs a tier 2 team>iconic
>>1267466Spirit faze was one of the only good maps of copenhagen
>has an off map on anubis>has an off map on ancient>has an off map on vertigomaybe maps are not the problem
>>1267466This game isn't a classic, it's just depressing. Faze vs. Spirit and Liquid vs. Astralis are Vertigo classics however.
>>1267414Oh no…
>>1267474>all of his off maps are under hooximaybe niko is not the problem either...
>>1267466This was NOT a good game
we had it so good bros...
>>1267466how did you watch this and think it was a good game? they weren't outplaying each otherit was both teams fucking making the stupidest misplays
>>1267470>>1267476>>1267482every game g2 loses to shitters is iconic, and another crack leading to this fraud team's destruction
>>1267474Probably had an issue with his "peripherals" if you catch my drift.
>>1267216He's Bosnian?
i'm waiting for kassad's opinion before i weigh in on the match
>>1267489by nationality yes, ethnically Serbian, works both ways
M80 play BetBoom in less than two hours, do you reckon they could win that or are they too exhausted from this long bo3?
>>1263332WHERE YOU AT MY MAN
>>1267493nothing a little bit of gooning and napping won't fix
>>1267486>and another crack leading to this fraud team's destructionThis is why it's so funny to watch this team lose. They never make the necessary changes despite their constant downward spiral and just expect things to magically get better. If any other team was losing like this on a regular basis they'd have made at least one major roster change by now. Even FURIA finally kicked art ffs. But instead G2 and G2 fans will always hold up their past victories as if they're still relevant, or act like the team with the best player in the world only making major semis is somehow an accomplishment.
Why is Stewie2k playing CS again, I thought he switched to Valorant?
>>1267493Honestly can't tellIf magnojez shows up it's GG. It's like the boys at M80 are out of fuel. 5 overtimes over a period of 3 maps, 4 hrs of gaming. Will deffo have a significant impact on the team
>>1267501why is anyone playing cs again? its full of hankers
>>1267501Like any decision Stewie makes, it's because someone is paying him.
>>1267501He's probably bored and couldn't hack it in Valorant, so he's trying to crawl back to CS.
>1 br>2 na>2 germans>WHAT A VICTORY FOR NORTH AMERICA USA USA USA
>>1267520Yes, and? Are you also going to deny that it isn't Russia's fault G2 lost after their supposed "hard carry" script kiddie couldn't get his cheats working in time?
EUrangutan cucks are SEEEETHINGrubs your tits out you faggots, you'll burst a nerve at this rate
I will never cheer for a turkish team but EF have some fun players who actually take risks
>>1267533we (Europeans) hate G2 here
>>12675203 NA actually
>>1267520Malbs is from Guatemala
-mirage+thera-inferno+train
>>1267520>2 bosniaks, no serbs, win.trophies>add a serb, no trophiesSERBIA GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD
>>1267540>well well, look at the NA shitter pulling up in his fancy German team>this player is from Guatemala
faze boutta lose to ef and saw lmao
Ji Tu - Art of ChokeMao Ne ZhiHu XiHan TaNeh XahNi KohTa Zhu
>>1267547you're incorrect bro
>>1266830I can't blame women for taking free money, they didn't make the retarded systemespecially when there's men abusing it
>>1267556I don't believe I am
jks
>>1267567I don't understand, why aren't any top teams interested in this world class player now that he's a free agent? Why is this happening for the second time his career?
>>1267570maybe he's racist and only talks to hooxi because the rest of g2 aren't white
>>1267549kekNiKo's Coke and Fluke
>>1267566Hunter and Niko are not Bosniaks, that's a term used for muslims in B&H. they are Serbs. so G2 was already Serbian before nexa came back.
EF playing great and FaZe pulling nonsense rounds out of their ass, good game
>>1267570It's because he's a known aggressive gay in the scene. Twistzz was totally fine with it, that's why he vouches for him. But he really upset Niko with his advances on monesy. He got himself a swift kick for that one.
>>1267570>>1267571the reason is he's an asshat emo who barely speaks. There's a reason he got kicked out of G2, rumors are that huNter and m0NESY hated that he barely speaks. When he's anchoring a site he barely speaks. huNter got pissed, pushed for a change and they got nexa because they had played with him beforeif there's anyone to blame, blame the edgy retard himself. even Swani said with jks on the team the atmosphere was dogshit
>>1267574
wp Firegroup A is really strong
>>1267579very true
G2 is unfixable as long as niko is any kind of voice in the team. No igl can fix it since they won't be able to implement a complete system. Niko should have zero voice in the team and just serve the igl like a bitch. If he can't perform as a subservient player then it's time to just quit, the time of grug cs has passed and it was volatile even at the best of times.All that talent wasted for a stubborn head.
>the ASStralian is still madjks is about to retire like AZR, wait and watch.
>why don't we bring his bedroom to lan?kek an actual good segment
>>1267579Why wouldn't he talk? It's not that hard, kids in kindergarten manage so why wouldn't he.
>>1267579does someone have the G2 playlist image saved lol
>>1267589I lol'd irl (if you know what I mean)
>>1267594that was based though
>>1267573Formerly Kasaad's
'arry, 'ugo, and walmart 'ugo
>>1267597so basic
>>1267528Actual retard lmao
>peek 1 at a time vs an aug at long rangeits just like my mm games
>>1267597i'm glad they kicked jks now
>>1267606>they did it againlmao
Xantares aim is so smooth
>>1267591who knows, ask this to jks himself
>>1267621I didHe left me on read
>>1267624classic
casters are losin it
broky sit downwhat a swing
Go from brilliance to fumbling that
>>1267624>>1267621Samefag
>>1267621>ask this to jks himselfit's tortured english esl guessing hour:seething serb, or confounded chink?
turks are so fucking stupid man
>faze on inferno decideryes yes well done turks well done
>slams desk in frustration over losing what should've been an easy win>doesn't give up>instead, carries his team of superstars single-handedly to victory
CSbros, we have no cultural impact on Malta
>>1267661there is no culture in malta
imagine if Banks was doing this instead of stunna lmao
>>1267665HUGRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH *bashes man with mic and runs off with a random little girl*
ffs ropz
>>1267669UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
holy wiff
>>1267627kek it's impossible to stay sane after casting this much CS every day for 3 weeks
Thank you broky!Finally someone steps up and helps Karrigan with the load
idea, throwing your knife
>>1267697only during 1v1s
EF is practically being shit on by KarriganWhich is not unusual when he outbrains you, but he's actually outfragging them as well
>fal cons vs ji tukino retard brawl tomorrow
fucking woxic
>>1267703Battle of the bad Danish IGLs
>kill Karrigan>win round
dogshit game another crash
dunno who i hate more, brazilians or chinesearguments?
>>1267739brazilians can sometimes temper their retardation and be enjoyable to be aroundchinese are soulless bugs that just cheat and steal everything thats not nailed down
nabros how we feelin
>>1267745i actually laughed when i read that cheating is illegal in china like damn how many cheaters would there have to be for ccp officials to even pass a law like that
>>1267758australian mm servers are infested with chinese cheaters
>>1267760Same with NA servers. Fucking chink students coming over here and shitting up our system before fucking back off to their hive.
>ancient mirage infernobased limitediq pugbros
>>1267774I mean anubis
wtf lol
>>1267764exactly what it isfresh accounts, location set to china, barely speak english, stacked inventory, cheating their ass off
Why do people hate cobble? t. drop enjoyer
what does m80 even mean
>>1267801homosexuality is more present than ever
>>1267817now it's a fireworkM-80s are an American class of large powerful firecrackers, sometimes called salutes.[1] M-80s were originally made in the mid 20th century for the U.S. military to simulate explosives or artillery fire. The "M" is designated by a U.S. military convention for "standard" equipment and "80" is for the 80 grains (5.2 grams) of flash powder within it.[2] Later, M-80s were manufactured as consumer fireworks made from a small cardboard tube,
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PsWb-wr7B6sAnother video with the HvH meta idea, they are even talking about there being specific angles and peeks that spin otters use against each other. It's interesting seeing how the situation is evolving.
I'm losing my shit
>>1267832i hope you find it
>>1267832this is your third russian next-big-thing nafanyget it together
>betboom dropping down just to dump on g2pretty based ngl
NA will win Shanghai
>henryg thinks guatemala is south americanyou now realize every time europeans talk shit about na geography knowledge, it's just them knowing their twelve neighboring countries
remember when everyone said liquid should pick up swisher and malbsand then they got rainwalker and patsi
Are we finally on track for a m80 Astralis grudge match
Magnojez is a carry rifler and a hype man, like a Russian jL
>woke up and g2 lostlife is good
>>1267853What grudge are you talking about?
>>1267910stavn stole Swisher's gf, not even joking.
Harry and Hugo are GOATs
kino anubis
>>1267912loldevice better not throw the match out of sympathyI've had money on them winning group A since day 1
If you punch desks you're a low impulse low iq subhuman monkey.
Didn't know Russians and Brazilians shared a common ancestry.
https://x.com/s1mpleo/status/1783961466300670277
>Hobbit unemployed>interz benched>Ax1Le stranded on a dead team>sh1ro forgotten and irrelevant>nafanyGOD in playoffsapologize
>>1267981>sh1ro forgotten and irrelevantno, more like choking on stage
>>1267989that too
>>1267981>"In retrospect, the pressure, did infact, get to me."
fuck m80
>>1268166Nah they're based for making PeePoo fans seethe.
>>1268172>lost to fucking nafany>eu b-btfo
>>1268173And what does that say about your heckin epic wholesome chungus Hooxi?
>>1268174how many trophies has m80 won?
>>1268166they are too based for this thread
>>1268176Same as G2 this year.
>>1268176>living in the pastkekwab
>>1268176now this is seethe&cope
>>1267853Highly doubtful they will ever face each other. Hopefully it happens in playoffs and a full on brawl just happens in the stage
>>1268178>>1268179>>1268183so none?
>>1268273mad over a 9 month old t2 team, maybe even t3, larping through russian teenagers because ch0k0 can't get it done these dayslast time gpoo made a final this was a 1 month old team. they'd played a thunderpick qualifier, esea pre-circuit summer 2023, and an open qualifier for iem sydney. remember iem sydney? remember when gpoo was good?it's been a while. no trophies coming any time soon, I'd say
https://twitter.com/muenstergg/status/1784062360119841091kek
>>1268316howd these guys get herethey're not even top 10 australia
>>1268321>so powerful that you are the top 3 teams.Sexter... I kneel.
flex cam > crowd cam
So...they just mirrored the weapons for righthand, what?
NEW THREAD>>1268437NEW THREAD>>1268437NEW THREAD>>1268437
>>1268439Why?
>>1268440Just felt like killing the thread for some dogshit multiplayer game with 3 players, seethe
>>1268440>>12684432 threads till delete+its laggy for phonefags(me)
>>1268443>>1268445BYE BYE VINTAGE STORY BYE BYE
>>1268446what
>>1268445Fine for me on phone.
>>1267551kek, not a chance Ahmët. Even with his game crashed GODrain still dominates Türkiye mens without much effort.
>>1267963Shut the fuck up, brainlet. Just because it makes you scared and confused when you're exposed to real masculinity it doesn't mean you need to spill your brain diarrhoea in a public forum. t. tall, handsome, physically fit, wealthy, blue-eyed northern European übermensch who slams his desk all the time.
>>1268478>t. tall, handsome, physically fit, wealthy, blue-eyed northern European übermenschStill didn't dispute the fact that you're a low impulse, low iq monkey, albeit an ubermensch one.
>>1268478>throwing a fit when playing with a toy is masculine >I’m a wh*te
i love this new astralis team and im loving that rlewis and thorin trashed it
>autism shoes
>>1268868kek
