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Haxball is a top-down 2D football game that's played entirely in your web browser.

Room:
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=d_RiizpeeKY
password: shaw

Room is usually active on Friday & Saturday around these hours:
22:30 Euro time

cytuDOTbe/r/haxb for tunes

You can re-live magic hax moments watching the recordings of previous matches here:
replay.thehax.pl/lastReplays/user/5393

You can use this site to get stats from recordings:
haxball-replay-analyzer.github.io/

/hax/ has become more serious for some players as stats and webms are posted every weekend, but don't forget to have fun and relax.
>>
Failed to connect to room host.

If this problem persists please see the troubleshooting guide.


HALP ME i have hotspot mobile
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>>1267750
use vpn
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obsessing over krubb edition
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>>1267779
when are you posting the cont doxx
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early hax?
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30 minutes
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WHEN????????????????
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>>1267820
liar
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cytube mafia?
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cuck has the key to the room
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>>1267892
Liar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csn3P2-yoz4
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>>1267942
kys agni
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RIP
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>>1267945
>>1267946
had another one of those weird coincidences again
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Play.
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>over already
who had a meltdown this time?
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/hax/ is DEAD
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it never began cytube niggers are too lazy to move their ass
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state
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>>1267967
me :)
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IT BEGINS
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yo
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=d_RiizpeeKY

pass : shaw
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hax is bax
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>>1267986
.
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>>1267971
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>>1268034
need spuh here for the CUM team
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>tfw gf finally went to bed so I could play
>rigged leaves
>dont feel like playing anymore
Not even fully drunk (yet) so I was completely destroying peasants tonight. What a waste.
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Was going to join now but it's dead
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So it happened... AGAIN
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First time playing.
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>>1268044
You are unbanned now
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WE ARE SO BACK . LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>1268114
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>>1268123
Krust-sama, how do I become based like you
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>>1268135
suffer as much as possible
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how can you suffer in denmark
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>>1268237
>he doesnt know of the mountain adventures of krubb
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Unironically.
Imagine being Krubb.

>over a decade into the game
>made hax what it is today
>new players know his name everytime they join the community
>Always center of every emotion possible from every human available.
>Always center of attention ---- > mostly negative energy.
>Always a bag for everyone to say what they want.
>he is still as retarded as he was 10 years ago


I think I am starting to respect him.

t. not krubb
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>mfw she really thought this would hurt me
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>>1268363
ta la
just dont text me again
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This attention whore would be banned on sight if he wasn't cont's boyfriend
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Whilst you may be tricked into thinking this case is different, and that theres more to it, at the end of the day a tripfag is still, well...just a tripfag.
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>>1268237
in short: alcohol, assault, dad, prison, macedonia, kid, cheat, turkish, tranny, aids.
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>>1268237
they smell really bad
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>>1268656
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many games like this tonight
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>>1268960
>its an "Inza up front vs Souf in net" match
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>>1268407
No lies detected
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JOIN
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=d_RiizpeeKY
shaw
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>>1269059
kek
spot fucking on too
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YOu missed both my glorious goals Rigged :(
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=d_RiizpeeKY

pass: shaw

2 spots left
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dont join
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1 space going quick
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>>1269467
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yo
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PEOPLE KEEP ASKING IF IM BACK
YEAH
IM THINKING IM BACK
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never want to see a canadian playing this again
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when you think about it, canada's flag is just a very inaccurate copy of a danish flag
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>>1269496
>red ping
who won that
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>>1269496
why does Krubb only have 31 kills?
Krubb here btw
https://youtu.be/0KU7UM3i4qw?si=ONwIHPNmqiVBlYhH
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>>1269496
>>1269540
>when you get less kills but revive everyone on your team nonstop
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>>1267724
>/hax/ has become more serious for some players as stats and webms are posted every weekend
Needs updating.
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>>1269540
Me and rigged voice call over skype everyday to talk about Hitler (pbuh) ngl lel
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>>1269538
>ping
that's IQ m8
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>>1269568
>>1269604
are you a jannie
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>>1269606
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Love Krubb. This is simple as.
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ok krubb
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Stats?!?!?!
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Ryomen Krubb - 16,1% (irreversible)
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ratbros...
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inzabros...
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Do I relate. I can't stomach the kino and missed gains anymore
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Labor day hax?
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>>1272515
we could try
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>>1272288
KWAFS (Kek what a fired shitter)
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>>1271672
more chance of gigante scoring a goal in overtime than there is of dying from the vax.
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We playing tonight?
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guess
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early laugh-at-rat-post
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>>1273103
rude
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>>1273569
Fantasy Football but without the squad selection, players, budget, and for ice hockey instead of football.
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>>1273103
>using smarts with current nhl knowledge to predict the winners: 23 points
>picking the winners by favourite crest design: 30 points
looks will always be more important than brains
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ngubu did WHAT
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hax cancelled due to floods
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more like contcelled due to flooooooods
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contcels.. it's ooooooover
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the replays site died
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if only we had someone making webms consistently to mitigate this loss
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>>1275367
>>1275086
i dindu nuffin
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Niggers
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>>1269467
>>1269467
>>1269467
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1 more for 11v11
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No Krubb, no HAX.
That simple.
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>>1276432
Is Krubb the Conor McGregor of Haxball or is Conor the Krubb of UFC.
I believe it is the latter.
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Krubb Krubb Krubb - 157
cont - 5
rigged - 4
inza - 3
ngubu - 3
oooooooooo - 3
rat - 3
:) - 2
Agni - 2
cuck - 2
Gigante - 2
souf - 2
spuh - 2
aaaaaaaaaaaa - 1
benchnaldo - 1
Benis - 1
Fabio Grosso - 1
gimi - 1
Haxman - 1
hobomessi - 1
honk - 1
KAKA - 1
loco - 1
Salazar - 1
shw - 1
tonco - 1
UJEE - 1
anyone not on this list - 0
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>check the list 3 times
>can't find me on it
honestly feeling like shit rn
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>>1267724
uniball
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rat more like fat
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>>1277031
whoa you can't just say that, NOT cool
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join :)
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=d_RiizpeeKY
pass: shaw
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unban me
>>
7v8 currently
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@:) who do you think you are
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the /haxb/ community hereby wishes inzaghi a speedy recovery after getting stuck in the toilet for hours
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>>1277031
contagious more like continuous suffering
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>>1270
>>1630
I'll consult with my beloved
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>>1277704
>:)
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@Agni
>>256282
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>>1281023
>>1282250
saturday sisters...
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>>1283347
ANI9ME room being zasing like always
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CATCH UP A BODY THEN HIT UP THE JEWELER
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Autocubataphilia
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>>1284500
150
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>>1284500
43
it's an early hax because no one will be playing tomorrow
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why do europoors care so much about some talent show?
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>>1284548
It's not even a broad talent show, just the same crap songs
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when though
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join
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=d_RiizpeeKY
password: shaw
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1 more for 4v4
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>>1284735
>RiizpeeKY
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1 more for 5v5
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bump 40b nwo
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no cuck no gimi no krubb
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perenoel come back tomorrow
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Huh
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Huh
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WHERE IS EVERYONE
>>
join NOW for post-rigged contest hax
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JOIN
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one sec
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unban
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=d_RiizpeeKY

pass : shaw
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>>1286137
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haxxers for this effrontery?
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>>1286291
smileyfacehi
a smile might be good...
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Thinking I might just continue it
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Yo se que en el fondo they feel me but they dont wanna show me love
La tipa es bandida y en la noche me llama caliente said she wanna fuck
Ella una mala quiere un chico malo con plata yeah she wanna a thug
Le digo a bro que funda en sport pisale que queme el motor
Yo se que en el fondo they feel me but they dont wanna show me love
Entro en la tienda y compro lo que quiero sin importarme what it cost
Ella una mala quiere un chico malo con plata yeah she wanna a thug
Tengo una de henny y un poco de smoke
Asi que no hace falta que vayamos al club
La tipa es bandida y en la noche me llama caliente said she wanna fuck
Bro sigue presente le doy otro calo aun no ha sanado el dolor
Ahora todo el mundo nos quiere como buena merca aumentamos el valor
Le digo a bro que funda en sport pisale que queme el motor
No me hables de drill español si onions como el autor
Ustedes ninguno me llegan
Vivimos en realidad no ficcion
Tengo gente que todos los dias se la juega
Y trato de ser real con mi bro
De la misma lealtad que me entrega
Ya no quiero miles voy detras de millones
Ella quiere aunque aveces se niega
Aunque diga que no
Obvio que quiere que el negro le caiga
Se pone nerviosa al escuchar mi voz
Tiene amigas yo freno con bro
Ella que es una gata ganster y yo onions un chico de block
Mismo dia antes de ser cantante de mi zona el portavoz
De noche y todo negro salimos en busca del pan
Im still outside buscandome lo mio
Esto de rapear no era parte del plan
Libertad a todos mis niggas que como sardinas are stuck in the can
Y broski la lleva dentro de la mochila
Si solo dime donde estan
I put in the work me aseguro que ese Nokia suene
No te recomiendo que me provoques
Problemas with the squad nigga no conviene
Trapboy estoy in love with hustle
Pregunta in the hood no hay nadie que lo niegue
Tengo un problema me encanta la fiesta
Las malas las armas y contar los cienes
Yo se que en el fondo they feel me but they dont wanna show me love
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>>1290077
Ight
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didn't read
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Big easy night
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>>1292470
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>>1292470
me on gk fr fr
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room where?
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....
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>>1292598
>room was closed
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hellooooooo
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>>1292618
>>1292613
what happen
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=PoOhD6Bq5ks
pw: shaw

this is the current room as the usual one is dead
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JOIN
>>
1 more for 5v5
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kaka come baka
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1 more for 5v5 cmon lads
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Tell me who's on so I can decide whether or not to join
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pass: shaw
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>>1292792
the schizo left already, you can join
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join
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>>1292798
The schizos (Krubb, inza, cont) are well and truly alive in the room.
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>>1292821
You are probably the only one who seethes towards krubb
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>>1292794
.
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>>1292821
one down ;)
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its good to be back
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desperately need giminho back in the starting lineup
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>>1292870
gimi is underwater rn
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someone bump the thread
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>play for a few minutes
>already 2 goals that reaches top 5 goals of all time in the last 5 years
ermmm??? nu haxers???
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>>1292879
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>>1292880
wanna see that first goal of yours again, ngl
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>>1292880
every goal of yours is the greatest because ur the greatest king
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>>1292880
shame you lost all other matches
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>>1293289
Aint got NOTHING to prove my nigga
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poorez
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Now post THAT save™
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sabotaged by the "upgrades" yet again
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>>1293506
what am I looking at here
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>>1293511
rat playing the haxball of his life
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struggling to find these "wonder goals" that krubb scored. possibly one at 58:30?
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>>1293514
>stopping a ball from the middle of the pitch that wasn't a shot on goal and almost scoring and own goal
very impressive
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>>1293506
10000 iq from ratinha
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>>1293506
>@rat he means you
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>>1293518
well it looked faster when it happened desu
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>>1293642
different windows. you can tell by how only one of them plays well at a time.
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>>1292472
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>>
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>>1292470
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>>1293537
indeed
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>>1293732
based rat going in for the tackle
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>>1293506
I got bodied like a bitch baka
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WHERE
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>>1293858
same room as yesterday >>1292794
>>
JOIN
>>
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=PoOhD6Bq5ks
pass: shaw

schizo-free room for now, join and enjoy while it lasts
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clear bans
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bans cleared, join >>1293891 need 1 more for 3v3
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>>1293891
still no schizos, join!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fake rugged is grinding my gears.
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did they have another meetup or something?
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>>1293748
notice the subtle yet crucial backpass in the buildup
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1612 (2007)
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>>1294537
oops wrong post >>1293762
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>>1294510
yeah. souf was there also
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red bull breakdown soon
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>>1293728
>>1293732
kino but post them without the slowmotion
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>>1293728
>>1293732
Is Krubb a good player or not? I am starting to lose hope.
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>>1293728
>OVERTIME
>>1293732
>1-0
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>>1293791
And then he tries to celebrate right after
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>>1293768
I only ever see Conta, Rigged, Inzaghi and Krubb making these type of goals
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>>1295525
gigante has
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>>1293732
that took some restraint from me
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>>1295525
ahem
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>>1293728
>>1293732
>celebrating before the ball enter the goal
fuck, imagine if I was sober... what would have been.
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>>1295566
You were in movement, the moment the ball went through everyone, you immediately tried to go toward the ball. You are shit.
>>
My ratings?
So far:

Best:

Me: SSS+
Rigged: SSS
Contagious: SS+
Inzaghi: S
Will update my official list soon.
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Update
A focused Inzaghi MOGS every player but me and Rigged
This puts Inzaghi on S++
Me on SSS++

Rat is A+++
nearying S if he keeps it up
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Benchnaldo is also SS+
Forgot to mention
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>>1293791
This might be hard to explain to people who don't understand angles or see how to maximize success rates in future timelines, but it was a clever run to ensure a goal should any of the defenders try to intercept more aggressively.
xG for the shot and its followup bounces went from 0.24 to 0.73 with one simple move.
>>
Update ratings

Me: SSS++ and based
rest: Shit

afk
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>>1295576
i clearly moved away from the ball
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Yeah but how about the acclaimed symphonic metal @FinnWish brand new single uploaded four hours ago
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>>1295772
almost had me, but i'd struggle to believe that a shot involving ngubu could have an xG as high as 0.03, let alone 0.73
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>>1297080
No comment; The Rasmusesque
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>>1297320
im not that good at defending, come on
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...cuck
..please come home
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Clear bans
>>
...
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bans cleared
join NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=PoOhD6Bq5ks
pw: shaw
>>
bump
>>
5gvr join quikc
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big easy hour
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small hard >.<
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18th with the best car
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>>1267724
OP is incorrect btw
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>>1301631
whos the other red player
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>>1301631
This is 20s on zoomerball
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Hax when
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>>1301950
See you at 'that' place... 'brother'
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i would like to play haxball
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>>1302047
then do it !!!!!
>>
bans cleared, room alive
join NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=PoOhD6Bq5ks
pw: shaw
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>>1302072
.
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>>1302072
,
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1 space left
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inza come back
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where was krubb
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i think i rate ngubu
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>>1302203
Room was too dead for our king.. We better step it up
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Shuumatsu Train Doko e Iku? - 08
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le what now bitch
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>>>/a/267035339
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>>1302741
can we stop giving admin to chicharito
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at last, the man behind the ball
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>tfw (You) will only be remember for that one bad game
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>>1304033
he truly is gigantic
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Christchads are we playing today?!
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>>1307107
sure
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>>1307107
>>1307107
J1LUKA??
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5 hours
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it is what it is
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>>1310016
isp issue
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fagghiots
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hello
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JOIN we're playing big easy
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bans cleared, room alive
join NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=PoOhD6Bq5ks
pw: shaw
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>>1310145
in here having fun
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>>1310145
schizo-free room for now, join while it lasts
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bit laggy
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come back cuck, we're playing basketball
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>>>/v/678281805
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i'll play tonight
yes yes i will
after champions league final
lets meet, be merry, and SCORE SOME GOALS
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the team with more brazilians will win the CL final as usual
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alive? dead?
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hmmm should i bump
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>>1311863
Half
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hags
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when are we gonna hax the ball?
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>>1318039
TONIGHT IN FIVE HOURS
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5 hours
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i will be on in an hour listening to shit tunes if anyones around
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>>1319023
i'll join unless by "shit tunes" you mean the regular weebery
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unironically fell asleep on the train after pub and now have to get a taxi home
will be on tomorrow
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Plebs.
Make the room LIVE
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>>1319252
get a sp thread up then
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Great games guys, good night
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I can't play knowing what that taxi driver is doing to an unconscious souf right now.
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>dead room
Wtf and today was the day
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where the hell are you guys
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>>1319327
Cba starting a fire to attract attention.

RIP hax today.
am oot
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things are happening
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1 more for 1v2
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we need stats back
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>>1320090
If some of you play just for the stats then idk what to tell u
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hax stats - 07/06/2024 (min. 3 matches played)

>win ratio

>goals

>goals per game

>shot conversion ratio

>assists

>assists per match

>goals + assists per match
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hello where are the room
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>>1320583
it's in Germany
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JOIN!!!!!!!!!
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=4fEW5Aifbx8
pw: shaw
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who's shaw
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>>1320641
all schizos are gone, join
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>>1320641
2 spaces left
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bump
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i dint mean it soz
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souf?
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are you fucked in head?
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>>1323003
>it's not true
lame
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>>1323003
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I will not join today and probably not tomorrow either
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NfpgQBB78Uk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbPdQmi3s0M
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4puE4P_gxe0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeV379qCtX8
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>>1328552
Why wait when you can just live my lifestyle.
Lmfaoing at you'll cowerds.

HAX WHEN.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMDr_luEqS8
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>>1329288
Alo bosanac
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>>1329320
Fuck off AGNI
fucking freak.

Where is the CYtube haxball room
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>>1329322
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=9dBjiRrXBFE
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Should I host room?
But this thread seems dead.
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Huh
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oh did it actually die this time
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=XsN0meqBA7I&p=1

pass: shaw
>>
2 minutes passed.
cba
Hax is officially dead
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>>1329464
you and conthold finally managed to kill it, congratulations
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we'll be back in september
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>>1329466
Yeah, sorry for not being a part of the community enough, but I am only getting older.
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>>1329472
yeh... yeh.... *eye lids start to close slowly*
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inzaghi was right about krubb
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11 hours
>>
I might join today if it starts early enough
>>
need a /sp/ thread tonight
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>>1330113
This
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room where
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>>1331112
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=q-9UZiURtio&p=1
temp room
>>
1 more to bench
>>
bump
>>
time flies
>>
I'll be joining tonight, that is, if other people join as well
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i'm not joining unless someone else joins first, and if that ends in a dozen of us waiting outside the room all night because you're all doing the same thing, then so be it
>>
did hax die
where is everyone :(
>>
>he doesn't know
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I DONT KNOW WHAT
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ROOM IS BACK JOIN JOIN JOIN
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>>1339155
>>1339165
make thread souf
while /sp/ is still active from the match
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>>1339165
this is the room btw

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=4fEW5Aifbx8
pw: shaw
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>>1339169
wont the thread just get sent to page 10 in 5 minutes
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>>1339173
not if you write "haxball" as "h*xball"
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feel free to join
>>
still not enough people in to be worth a join
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>>1339214
How many do you need?
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>>1339218
5
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>>1339220
ok mx we'll let you know
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>>1339170
this link doesn't work idiot
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>>1339235
ok
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>>1339170
JOIN

1 AWAY FROM 3V3
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>>1339258
it says that the room is closed dumbass
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=jRewgHQlGkc
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>>1339283
clear your cache dumbass
we're playing 4v4
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we're so back
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need one more for 5v5
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>>1339304
ping me when someone leaves
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>>1339306
>>
tell cont rat agni gimi loco kaka and souf that we don't need them anymore
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>>1339288
>cache
how computer illiterate you have to be to think this will do anything
>>
>0 chat
>0 banter
>maybe 50 words said in the entire hour played

Maybe one day Krubb can bring something from the ashes, but for now it is over.
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im playing tonight whether you want to or not
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tonight I will be back for sure
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>>1339675
it's hard to make conversation with rigged
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Stats are announced for tonight's session
So make sure to show up and with none other than your A game
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tonight
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>>1340062
inznaldo/IQ7
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where is everyone
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waiting for more people to join
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=jRewgHQlGkc
join retards
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>>1340245
we need one more for 5v5
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thank you rat
>>
RIP
>>
Germans ruin everything



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