Haxball is a top-down 2D football game that's played entirely in your web browser.Room:https://www.haxball.com/play?c=jRewgHQlGkcpassword: shawRoom is usually active on Friday & Saturday around these hours:22:30 Euro timecytuDOTbe/r/haxb for tunesYou can re-live magic hax moments watching the recordings of previous matches here:replay.thehax.pl/lastReplays/user/5393You can use this site to get stats from recordings:haxball-replay-analyzer.github.io/reminder to relax, have fun, not take it seriously (just a game) and enjoy the show
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>>1425989ALOOO FRANKE DU FUKAR MIG FRANKEJESAM REKO PEDEST DEVET? SAD SAM POPIZDEO
>>1426267Is that from Pusher?
>>1426282HVOR MANGE PROBLEMER DO HAR?
RIP Loco we hardly knew ya
Still cant sleepCoffee is helluva drug
tonight's the night
>>1431701I got a feeling
friday the 13th hax with spooky maps
2 spots left
i'm good thanks
Pranked, retard
>>1432442We dot not sign our posts here
are playing?
Hidden server no schizos allowed
So it is your typical circlejerk?You can definitely count me out
room link on the whatsapp group
Its tiem, powered by Pinturas Linareshttps://www.haxball.com/play?c=0xp_j6Pxx60
moshi moshi hax desu
Dan Marino
>>1432645banned after carryingtragic
5 spots left
couple spots left
about 16 spots left thanks to NIGGED
>>1427646i swear ngubus shot curves at 0:40
>>1432711>he doesn't know about curved shotslmao
>inb4 woats start begging for the curve command again
kr*bb better than I thought
>missed the game night
>>1432774It is funny how he has it all and yet decides to put himself in a spot where he has nothing.
>>1432783the usual suspects ruined it so you didn't miss much
>>1433173Inzaghi, aaaaaa, who else, you? Pissy little shit.
>>1433263>meme match clip>olli miss/owngoal at the end
Krubb deserves more credit.
>>1433419he should pay his credit card debt then
the worst players can show moments of brilliance sometimes and that doesn't mean anything
the IQ bell curve meme is true for haxonly the truly retarded/neurodivergent can create the best moments
it's time
will join in 30 minutes
JOIN
join now, need 2 for 5v5!!!!!https://www.haxball.com/play?c=jRewgHQlGkcpw: shaw
>its another schizo nightdont join
>>1434127... it was just a joke guys
another hax night ruined thanks
Greatest night of my life. One for the ages. Will never be replicated. Will be talked about forever. Feel bad for everyone who wasn't there to experience it.
ratinha........
What toppings does /hax/ get on their spud?
>>1438231garlic butter, cheese and beans
>>1438235Thats vanilla, id like minced beef, purple onions, mush peas and tartar sauce
>>1438231plain please
Can we get a loco room going tomorrow?
>>1439573Why
>>1439573get better internet loser
>>1439573no ahaha lololol
>>1439573Just buy a router bro
Maybe cont or souf can host?
why doesn't kslar just do his job
who is joining tonight?
>>1439573most likely no in the next 3-4 weekst. Loco
>>1441257if you're joining, i'm not joining
>>1441295sucks to be you then because i guess im not joining
hello i will play tonight
if God wills i would play tonight as well
the fuck is everyone
2 hours
got a new keyboard so expect me to play even worse than usual
>>1441470i'm gooningbe done in 45-60 minutes
need one more for 5v5, come and join ushttps://www.haxball.com/play?c=jRewgHQlGkcpw: shaw
why is inza pretending not to be him?
>>1441478who asked
any webms from last night?
where cunt
got a new controller so expect me to play even worse than usual
>>1441577>>1441577>>1441577
proper slurpers today
I miss when haxball was popular : (
>>1446032I miss when you were quiet
>>1446032when was that? hax has always seemed a very niche game to me
>>1446032its not gacha or soulsslop is it
not joining!
Not joining because I need to recover after a busy day of AIDS testing and HRT. Will hopefully see you tomorrow!
>>1450048Ok tragni
join NOW (yes, even you)https://www.haxball.com/play?c=jRewgHQlGkcpw: shaw
thanks for killing the room gimi
>>1450362sad, maybe it's time for a new host
>>1450365perhaps a loco one
JOIN NOW
2 FOR 2X2
And in her eyes, you see nothing No sign of love behind the tears cried for no oneA love that should have lasted years
>>1446032You miss when Krubb was here
I have to follow my heart, even if it breaks yours.
sorry i couldn't play last night, we have just killed nasrallah over here
>conta = dead>rat = dead>bencho = dead>agni = dead>krubb = dead>kaka = dead>souf = deadwho even is left at this point
>>1450801>weload up and drop the bomb yourself, did you?
>>1450851i was benched during the strike
I'm playing tonight.
me too, on train home from china town will be on in 20
I miss honk
cacophony of honking tonight
Can we play tonight
>>1450826add me to the list
>>1452892Im up for it
>5/16>but no one on the cytubeyeah i'm not falling for it
stop giving mx admin
rip miss her
>finally get a player who is willing to gk>he gets blown up by a missile
I CANT FUCKING CONNECT TO THE ROOM CUZ IM ON MOBILE HOTSPOT AND DETECT ME AS VPN
looks like fun is back on the menu
>>1457238why are you trying to play whilst on the train inza
This is the night frens
Replace "foot" in football with "hax"
>>1457849you say this kind of shit and then force the jewish guy to play gk every single match