Haxball is a top-down 2D football game that's played entirely in your web browser.Room:https://www.haxball.com/play?c=jRewgHQlGkcpassword: shawRoom is usually active on Friday & Saturday around these hours:22:30 Euro timecytuDOTbe/r/haxb for tunesYou can re-live magic hax moments watching the recordings of previous matches here:replay.thehax.pl/lastReplays/user/5393You can use this site to get stats from recordings:haxball-replay-analyzer.github.io/reminder to relax, have fun, not take it seriously (just a game) and enjoy the show
First.
>>1425989ALOOO FRANKE DU FUKAR MIG FRANKEJESAM REKO PEDEST DEVET? SAD SAM POPIZDEO
>>1426267Is that from Pusher?
>>1426282HVOR MANGE PROBLEMER DO HAR?
RIP Loco we hardly knew ya
Still cant sleepCoffee is helluva drug
tonight's the night
>>1431701I got a feeling
friday the 13th hax with spooky maps
2 spots left
i'm good thanks
Pranked, retard
>>1432442We dot not sign our posts here
are playing?
Hidden server no schizos allowed
So it is your typical circlejerk?You can definitely count me out
room link on the whatsapp group
Its tiem, powered by Pinturas Linareshttps://www.haxball.com/play?c=0xp_j6Pxx60
moshi moshi hax desu
Dan Marino
>>1432645banned after carryingtragic
5 spots left
couple spots left
about 16 spots left thanks to NIGGED
>>1427646i swear ngubus shot curves at 0:40
>>1432711>he doesn't know about curved shotslmao
>inb4 woats start begging for the curve command again
kr*bb better than I thought
>missed the game night
>>1432774It is funny how he has it all and yet decides to put himself in a spot where he has nothing.
>>1432783the usual suspects ruined it so you didn't miss much
>>1433173Inzaghi, aaaaaa, who else, you? Pissy little shit.
>>1433263>meme match clip>olli miss/owngoal at the end
Krubb deserves more credit.
>>1433419he should pay his credit card debt then
the worst players can show moments of brilliance sometimes and that doesn't mean anything
the IQ bell curve meme is true for haxonly the truly retarded/neurodivergent can create the best moments
it's time
will join in 30 minutes
JOIN
join now, need 2 for 5v5!!!!!https://www.haxball.com/play?c=jRewgHQlGkcpw: shaw
>its another schizo nightdont join
>>1434127... it was just a joke guys
another hax night ruined thanks
Greatest night of my life. One for the ages. Will never be replicated. Will be talked about forever. Feel bad for everyone who wasn't there to experience it.
ratinha........
What toppings does /hax/ get on their spud?
>>1438231garlic butter, cheese and beans
>>1438235Thats vanilla, id like minced beef, purple onions, mush peas and tartar sauce
>>1438231plain please
Can we get a loco room going tomorrow?
>>1439573Why
>>1439573get better internet loser
>>1439573no ahaha lololol
>>1439573Just buy a router bro
Maybe cont or souf can host?
why doesn't kslar just do his job
who is joining tonight?
>>1439573most likely no in the next 3-4 weekst. Loco
>>1441257if you're joining, i'm not joining
>>1441295sucks to be you then because i guess im not joining
hello i will play tonight
if God wills i would play tonight as well
the fuck is everyone
2 hours
got a new keyboard so expect me to play even worse than usual
>>1441470i'm gooningbe done in 45-60 minutes
need one more for 5v5, come and join ushttps://www.haxball.com/play?c=jRewgHQlGkcpw: shaw
why is inza pretending not to be him?
>>1441478who asked
any webms from last night?
where cunt
got a new controller so expect me to play even worse than usual
>>1441577>>1441577>>1441577
proper slurpers today
I miss when haxball was popular : (
>>1446032I miss when you were quiet
>>1446032when was that? hax has always seemed a very niche game to me
>>1446032its not gacha or soulsslop is it
not joining!
Not joining because I need to recover after a busy day of AIDS testing and HRT. Will hopefully see you tomorrow!
>>1450048Ok tragni
join NOW (yes, even you)https://www.haxball.com/play?c=jRewgHQlGkcpw: shaw
thanks for killing the room gimi
>>1450362sad, maybe it's time for a new host
>>1450365perhaps a loco one
JOIN NOW
2 FOR 2X2
And in her eyes, you see nothing No sign of love behind the tears cried for no oneA love that should have lasted years
>>1446032You miss when Krubb was here
I have to follow my heart, even if it breaks yours.
sorry i couldn't play last night, we have just killed nasrallah over here
>conta = dead>rat = dead>bencho = dead>agni = dead>krubb = dead>kaka = dead>souf = deadwho even is left at this point
>>1450801>weload up and drop the bomb yourself, did you?
>>1450851i was benched during the strike
I'm playing tonight.
me too, on train home from china town will be on in 20
I miss honk
cacophony of honking tonight
Can we play tonight
>>1450826add me to the list
>>1452892Im up for it
>5/16>but no one on the cytubeyeah i'm not falling for it
stop giving mx admin
rip miss her
>finally get a player who is willing to gk>he gets blown up by a missile
I CANT FUCKING CONNECT TO THE ROOM CUZ IM ON MOBILE HOTSPOT AND DETECT ME AS VPN
looks like fun is back on the menu
>>1457238why are you trying to play whilst on the train inza
This is the night frens
Replace "foot" in football with "hax"
>>1457849you say this kind of shit and then force the jewish guy to play gk every single match
hello i am here
>>1458046How was the strike
>>1455034>>1455038wtfi'm alive
>>1458057>>1458066
join now, need 1 (one) more for 4v4!!!!!!!https://www.haxball.com/play?c=jRewgHQlGkcpw: shaw
whwere cont
miss u cont
joining after i finish eating
>>1458068it was fine actually my area was the only one that didn't get bombed
>>14581065-0 the first match after you left
5-0
>>1458179kek god damnit
@cont what happened to chocon
kino
winrate: 1. rigged: 0.692. jhkjhkhkjjl: 0.673. inzaghi_CHARGED_TO_MAX: 0.674. ocho: 0.675. tonco: 0.626. Fabio Grosso: 0.627. shw: 0.68. ngubu: 0.69. DUPSON: 0.5710. souf: 0.5611. :): 0.5512. le mx: 0.5313. Dan Marino: 0.5314. aaaaaaaaaaaa: 0.515. p. gimmi: 0.4716. rat: 0.4517. benchnaldo: 0.4418. iznaghi: 0.4419. Benis: 0.3320. zoinks: 0.3321. miss her: 0.2722. Bobby Hill: 0.2523. .: 0.12goals per game:1. inzaghi_CHARGED_TO_MAX: 1.52. ocho: 1.33333333333333333. tonco: 0.81254. iznaghi: 0.77777777777777785. le mx: 0.63333333333333336. benchnaldo: 0.61111111111111127. :): 0.558. Dan Marino: 0.52941176470588249. Fabio Grosso: 0.510. aaaaaaaaaaaa: 0.511. rigged: 0.3846153846153846412. ngubu: 0.313. rat: 0.2758620689655172414. Benis: 0.2515. .: 0.187516. shw: 0.1217. jhkjhkhkjjl: 0.111111111111111118. p. gimmi: 0.0666666666666666719. miss her: 0.020. souf: 0.021. Bobby Hill: 0.022. DUPSON: 0.023. zoinks: 0.0assists per game: 1. ocho: 0.66666666666666662. shw: 0.63. iznaghi: 0.55555555555555564. ngubu: 0.55. rigged: 0.461538461538461566. DUPSON: 0.428571428571428557. tonco: 0.3758. Fabio Grosso: 0.3759. benchnaldo: 0.333333333333333310. inzaghi_CHARGED_TO_MAX: 0.333333333333333311. le mx: 0.2333333333333333412. .: 0.187513. rat: 0.172413793103448314. Benis: 0.1666666666666666615. souf: 0.1666666666666666616. aaaaaaaaaaaa: 0.1666666666666666617. p. gimmi: 0.1333333333333333318. jhkjhkhkjjl: 0.111111111111111119. Dan Marino: 0.020. miss her: 0.021. :): 0.022. Bobby Hill: 0.023. zoinks: 0.0
conceded per game1. ngubu: 1.44444444444444442. rigged: 1.53. benchnaldo: 1.64. shw: 1.61538461538461545. souf: 1.68756. :): 1.757. Benis: 1.758. Dan Marino: 2.09. p. gimmi: 2.110. Fabio Grosso: 2.2511. jhkjhkhkjjl: 2.512. miss her: 2.59090909090909113. Bobby Hill: 2.666666666666666514. rat: 2.777777777777777715. .: 3.016. zoinks: 3.3333333333333335clean sheets: 1. souf: 42. shw: 33. benchnaldo: 24. ngubu: 25. miss her: 16. Dan Marino: 17. rigged: 18. inzaghi_CHARGED_TO_MAX: 19. rat: 1goals + assists per game: 1. ocho: 2.02. inzaghi_CHARGED_TO_MAX: 1.83333333333333333. iznaghi: 1.33333333333333354. tonco: 1.18755. benchnaldo: 0.94444444444444446. Fabio Grosso: 0.8757. le mx: 0.86666666666666678. rigged: 0.84615384615384639. ngubu: 0.810. shw: 0.7211. aaaaaaaaaaaa: 0.666666666666666612. :): 0.5513. Dan Marino: 0.529411764705882414. rat: 0.448275862068965515. DUPSON: 0.4285714285714285516. Benis: 0.4166666666666666317. .: 0.37518. jhkjhkhkjjl: 0.222222222222222219. p. gimmi: 0.220. souf: 0.1666666666666666621. miss her: 0.022. Bobby Hill: 0.023. zoinks: 0.0
>>1458740>>1458742delete these pls
>>1458745Why?
inza charged to the max really was charged to the max
>>1458809shame it only lasted for 3 games
>>1458740>winrate>18. iznaghi: 0.44yep this is my goat
>>1458851Wait i just noticed now that they gamed the system againSmh shwarthies, you win this oneHowever from now on cutoff will be increased to 5 gamesIf you win 4/5, congrats, you deserve to be 1st
>>1458982that def sounds like a better solution than grouping his multiple usernames
>>1458984Yeah because bro has alter egos i have to manually fix the stads everytime
>>1458986please be understanding
Might play tonight
It was good while it lasted
>>1459046chat
>>1458851>>1458982>2. inzaghi_CHARGED_TO_MAX: 1.8333333333333333...=11/6keep coping
>>1459064Check out the Gottfried Leibniz over here
JOINhttps://www.haxball.com/play?c=jRewgHQlGkcpw: shaw
>>1458740this looks borked as fuck
it happened again souf
>>1458982i will be playing 5 games maximum each night from now onif i lose any i will quit
mx is rigging the replay, don't make stats
2 spots left lol
Cowards
tfw you *accidentally* sunk shw's woonboot and he is still angry at you months later
hello
Might play tonite, dno
I'm straight
join!!!!!https://www.haxball.com/play?c=jRewgHQlGkcpw: shaw
ded
Honestly, it's kind of bothersome that I play maybe once or thrice in a month, sometimes not even for months and even periods of years, yet every time I join and play, it is while I am drunk, and it is just once, and I still mog all of you in real life and hax.It truly is lonely on the top of the mountain.
who asked
>>1466071kino
>>1466136loser
>>1466071based?
>>1466071mongrel
just came from the black only disco what did i miss
>>1466071uuugghhhhh
>>1466071freak
new overlord when
>>1466071retard
ngubu is my goat
i could heem every single of of yous
i'm 180cm, bench 65kg and have bulgarian heritagethink on before you start making threats you can't deliver
>>1466558
>>1466071you are not sukuna
>>1466071mental illness
>>1466071moron
>>1466071virgin
To celebrate Hispanic heritage day only songs in Spanish will be allowed in the cytube today
better than cringe weeb tunes i guess
winnae be on tonight. gonna need some time to recover frae this.
>>1467170souf please come
I'm watching anime and playing the Attack on Totanton online game (2), but someone will force to be on tonight
+me>Captcha: KHY2H
john mcfuck vs spuh showmatch when??
what was in that sopa
i don't mean to intrude, but i miss fun browser games like this. is there anything else like this that's populated?wish we could get a browser based messenger too.
>>1467690i play some other browser games but none like this apart from smashkarts a few timesi think its sort of sad that /vm/ doesnt have some browser game thread
>>1467782>smashkartsVery nice. Thanks for this.>i think its sort of sad that /vm/ doesnt have some browser game threadit's sad in general that the only reason that the browser is still relevant is solely for commerce and youtube. they force you to use the app otherwise. where's the browser based messenger? i don't need an app for that. just sad that the app has replaced everything is all. maybe i'll make that browser thread.
winrate: 1. rigged: 0.712. Benis: 0.623. tonco: 0.64. fuck boca or something: 0.595. coÑtism: 0.596. ngubu: 0.567. Fabio Grosso: 0.568. benchnaldo: 0.59. la gagoneta: 0.510. :): 0.511. lhngkjhklf: 0.512. rat: 0.4813. shw: 0.4414. inzaghi_ONLY_FOR_CL_MAP: 0.415. UNDERCOVER: 0.416. Hitman00: 0.3817. ape: 0.318. ODIO I NEGRI: 0.2419. Dan Marino: 0.220. bye: 0.2goals per game:1. Dan Marino: 0.82. coÑtism: 0.68965517241379313. fuck boca or something: 0.64864864864864874. rigged: 0.58064516129032265. benchnaldo: 0.56. Benis: 0.476190476190476167. tonco: 0.458. Fabio Grosso: 0.44444444444444449. :): 0.410. inzaghi_ONLY_FOR_CL_MAP: 0.411. UNDERCOVER: 0.412. Hitman00: 0.3846153846153846413. rat: 0.344827586206896614. shw: 0.2812515. ape: 0.2424242424242424316. lhngkjhklf: 0.1363636363636363517. ngubu: 0.062518. ODIO I NEGRI: 0.05882352941176470519. la gagoneta: 0.020. bye: 0.0assists per game: 1. benchnaldo: 0.72. la gagoneta: 0.6253. :): 0.54. rigged: 0.419354838709677445. shw: 0.406256. coÑtism: 0.34482758620689667. ngubu: 0.31258. tonco: 0.39. Benis: 0.2380952380952380810. lhngkjhklf: 0.2272727272727272711. Fabio Grosso: 0.222222222222222212. ape: 0.2121212121212121313. inzaghi_ONLY_FOR_CL_MAP: 0.214. Dan Marino: 0.215. UNDERCOVER: 0.216. fuck boca or something: 0.189189189189189217. ODIO I NEGRI: 0.1764705882352941318. rat: 0.1034482758620689619. Hitman00: 0.0769230769230769320. bye: 0.0
conceded per game1. rigged: 1.53846153846153852. :): 2.36363636363636383. lhngkjhklf: 2.44. Benis: 2.55. coÑtism: 2.73333333333333346. rat: 2.87. shw: 2.8235294117647068. la gagoneta: 3.09. fuck boca or something: 3.010. ngubu: 3.011. ODIO I NEGRI: 3.07692307692307712. ape: 3.187513. bye: 3.214. Hitman00: 3.625clean sheets: 1. shw: 32. rigged: 33. lhngkjhklf: 24. coÑtism: 25. rat: 26. Benis: 17. john mcfuck: 18. tonco: 19. ODIO I NEGRI: 110. fuck boca or something: 111. ape: 1goals + assists per game: 1. benchnaldo: 1.22. coÑtism: 1.03448275862068973. rigged: 1.04. Dan Marino: 1.05. :): 0.96. fuck boca or something: 0.83783783783783797. tonco: 0.758. Benis: 0.71428571428571429. shw: 0.687510. Fabio Grosso: 0.666666666666666611. la gagoneta: 0.62512. inzaghi_ONLY_FOR_CL_MAP: 0.600000000000000113. UNDERCOVER: 0.600000000000000114. Hitman00: 0.4615384615384615615. ape: 0.454545454545454616. rat: 0.448275862068965517. ngubu: 0.37518. lhngkjhklf: 0.3636363636363636519. ODIO I NEGRI: 0.2352941176470588220. bye: 0.0
>>1468164>winrate:>14. inzaghi_ONLY_FOR_CL_MAP: 0.4>15. UNDERCOVER: 0.4>goals per game:>10. inzaghi_ONLY_FOR_CL_MAP: 0.4>11. UNDERCOVER: 0.4>assists per game:>13. inzaghi_ONLY_FOR_CL_MAP: 0.2>15. UNDERCOVER: 0.2it really makes you think
>>1468441he's washed
>>1468164where are stats from friday?
>>1468594winrate: 1. rigged: 0.692. inzaghi_ONLY_FOR_CL_MAP: 0.673. axl beats: 0.624. benchnaldo: 0.65. rat: 0.576. 8: 0.567. la gagoneta: 0.558. Ryomen Krubb: 0.59. shw: 0.4710. hax: 0.4411. Benis: 0.3612. :): 0.3613. Fabio Grosso: 0.214. Rubbershoes: 0.1715. jhlngkhjlgj: 0goals per game:1. inzaghi_ONLY_FOR_CL_MAP: 1.06666666666666672. Fabio Grosso: 1.03. :): 0.54545454545454544. benchnaldo: 0.53333333333333335. 8: 0.56. la gagoneta: 0.454545454545454537. rigged: 0.43758. axl beats: 0.3759. Benis: 0.3636363636363636510. shw: 0.2941176470588235411. jhlngkhjlgj: 0.285714285714285712. rat: 0.2142857142857142713. hax: 0.187514. Ryomen Krubb: 0.1666666666666666615. Rubbershoes: 0.0assists per game: 1. benchnaldo: 0.66666666666666662. axl beats: 0.53. inzaghi_ONLY_FOR_CL_MAP: 0.46666666666666674. la gagoneta: 0.454545454545454535. Benis: 0.454545454545454536. jhlngkhjlgj: 0.428571428571428557. :): 0.363636363636363658. shw: 0.352941176470588269. rigged: 0.312510. rat: 0.285714285714285711. 8: 0.277777777777777812. hax: 0.2513. Fabio Grosso: 0.014. Rubbershoes: 0.015. Ryomen Krubb: 0.0
conceded per game1. la gagoneta: 2.02. rigged: 2.18181818181818173. shw: 2.24. rat: 2.42857142857142845. 8: 2.56. Benis: 2.67. hax: 2.8571428571428578. Rubbershoes: 3.09. benchnaldo: 3.142857142857143clean sheets: 1. Benis: 12. Rubbershoes: 13. hi: 14. axl beats: 15. rigged: 1goals + assists per game: 1. inzaghi_ONLY_FOR_CL_MAP: 1.53333333333333322. benchnaldo: 1.23. Fabio Grosso: 1.04. la gagoneta: 0.90909090909090915. :): 0.90909090909090916. axl beats: 0.8757. Benis: 0.81818181818181818. 8: 0.77777777777777789. rigged: 0.7510. jhlngkhjlgj: 0.714285714285714211. shw: 0.647058823529411812. rat: 0.513. hax: 0.437514. Ryomen Krubb: 0.1666666666666666615. Rubbershoes: 0.0
>>1468164>18. rat: 0.10344827586206896
looks accurate
>>1469744decent hax drip tbf
>>1469121>conceded per game>1. la gagoneta: 2.0i thank all my teammates
>>1469121>1. inzaghi_ONLY_FOR_CL_MAP: 1.5333333333333332dare i say GOAT?
I have never had a girlfriend
I have never had a boyfriend
I'm stealing Youmu from agni
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b_gXngEi7A
Might play
>>1473537zoomzooms still need lessons in carrying 101
>>1473537Then I won't
This is crazy
the room is gone
>>1473597I just ddos'd it, fuck you all
>>1473592.
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=R16nQ18mSr8pass: shaw
>>1473615>https://www.haxball.com/play?c=R16nQ18mSr8.
>>1473615bump, join room
>>1473615
missing my niggas mx and smiley
>>14736153 spots left
>>14736151 spot filled
>>1473615still 3 spots
>>1473615do NOT join, Kr*bb is still around
>>14736152
>tfw you dox Krubb and find out he is handsome
>>1473793you are short and fat krubb
krubb more like chubb
Why is he like this
>>1472764I'll fucking kill you and have sex with the most beautiful girl in the world on top of your dead 180º twisted head
wher da rom
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Ew4qKvbrj7Ipw: shaw4 MORE FOR 5V5
where is cucki need kino suggestions
>>1473697not a single nu-haxer can drobble properly
>>14772822 or 3 guys here can dribble and youre not one of them
Krubb, rigged and maybe cont
>>1478135NopeRigged doesnt dribble, too defense oriented
Coach said from now on whoever scores an own goal on purpose has to buy a whole team kebab after the next training
>>1481373If i pull that off will he die?
>>1481373Can't wait for the 5 star bangers against Hologram
so that everyone knows their place before we start
>>1481753>Teams GDYou guys realize a cone could have zero +/- , yet youre all at zero or below? Are you even trying? Coach is not happy about this, hes pretty pissed actually
>>1481753>-0,45exposed at last
Don't care I'm quitting hax anyway
That's crazy. You will be replaced though.For nearly 13 years has me and Rigged been the only last men standing. p.s. don't reply. thanks.
>13 yearsok grandpa
>>1481900this manga is so ass
Someone hear anything?
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Ew4qKvbrj7Ijoin
>>1481975password : shaw
>>1481975Erhm, If you idiots don't play, then I can't join lol?
3 spots taken. https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Ew4qKvbrj7IPass : shaw
>>14820072 spots left
only schizos in the room, shan't
where the fuck is eeryone
>>>/sp/145276354
>>1482007.
>>14820071 spot left
KRUBBED
1v1 me nerdsor better yet1v3 when I am sober nerds (but unironically)
>>1482396>1337The universe wills it
>>1482396>when I am soberso never?
how do i become based and cool like krubb
imagine being krubbwhat a curse
Help guyseMy bot cant solve the captcha
mx you uploaded the wrong replay
>>1427066I'M GLAD HE DIEADFUCK SPANIARDS THE CANCER OF HAX
The news of my death may have been greatly exaggerated, here get a unreleased loco webm> t.Loco
fernando torres was loco all this time
A player constantly chasing the ball while spamming x won 43% of his matches tonight. Just something for all the players regularly getting 40% or lower to mull over.
>>1483205TRUEAND SHITTERS LIKE CONT AND THE SPANISH LOSERS WILL INT GAMES WHEN THEY HAVE A BETTER PLAYER ON THEIR TEAMTHEY ARE JEALOUS LOSERS NOTHING MORE
>>1483205post it
almost forgot
>>1483681>torres leading in the assists rankingkek
>>1483681another good night for ngubu. i don't know why so many doubt him.
>>1483511kino
>>1483511so that's what hax looks like on high fps and low ping...
you can all the see whole pitch when you play? i have it so i can only see a quarter at most
>>1483681MAGIC SQUARES IS THE BEST STRIKER HIGHEST GOALS PROVES HIS TEAMMATES ARE GARBAGE REMEMBER I WAS 33 GOALS IN 9 GAMES IN NEINHOLD LOBBY
>>1483726I ONLY SEE MYSELF
replay.thehax.pl/46df2cca-a647-4af3-9beb-f10e19c23727
>>1484260>>1484415Turnip picker room
credit card thief link do not click
>>1484415VIRUS
>>1484415THOSE WERE AMONGST THE MOST ELITE OF PLAYERS AND I SCORED 5 VS THEM
>>1484415ELITE STRIKER MOVEMENT THAT GAME
>>1484415Wow, he's the GOAT(after Inzaghi insh-inzaghi)mash-inzaghi
>team has 2 goalkeepers
New to hax, this yellow squares guy seems kinda good ngl. Lots of losers hate him for some reason though, what gives?
the high pingers are quite underrated
>>1485434All scoring stats should be multiplied by ping for true powerlevels
Is agni safe
>>1486088HOPEFULLY NOT
>>1483686unwitting win% masterclass
hiii is krubb here?? xx
>>1486088Just pull the 'on top of the car' strat, it's not that hard
Halloween hax?
4 hours
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=UweCcNTazLc&p=1
>>1488427fresh room
Is krubb on? I refuse to play without him
rip :)
i thought tonco was recording it
>>1488831typical smiley vanishing out of nowhere like if we didn't care
we need someone to host it
JOIN JOIN JOINhttps://www.haxball.com/play?c=4mMl78MY2IIpw: shaw
dead game
10 hours
CAN YOU, STAKE ME?? BEFORE??! THE SUN!!!! GOES... DOOOOWN
havent played this in months, i will be joining today if you guys are here
no krubb no gamesimple as
>>1494651Looking forward to playing with you hobo. Just know that go time is a bit later than usually, around half past 11 or 12
>>1494685:fire:
who's gonna host tonight
kslug
Last Friday or Saturday, I can't remember.
this is the new roomhttps://www.haxball.com/play?c=FIsjlK9fwSgpw: shaw
Might play if you play
fuck you niggersits midnight for fucks sake
>>1494936join lol
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=FIsjlK9fwSgpw: shaw
>>14949851 spot left
might play tonight not sure yet
>>14949852 spots left
>>14949855 spots left
>>1494985
>>1494985tree fiddy spots left
I regret sleeping on Krubb.
Like it or not, he is on a level beyond many layers.
STUFFING THE STICK IN THE GLIZZY (BLICK, BLICK, GLIZZY)CLIP CAME SEE-THROUGH JUST LIKE BIZZYHOOLIES GON' SPIN 'TIL HE DIZZY (SKRRT, SKRRT)SPOT HIM AND HOP OUT THE RENTY (GRRT)CATCH A BODY THEN HIT UP THE JEWELER (BOOM, BOOM, BOOM)
>>1495353Do you need a beat for that?
That's it, I acknowledge him as the GOAT.
>>1495353my hero
>>1495632why did you compress it
>>1495632pure luck
>>1495695My hero
>>1495718I love that fake kick beforehand, thats some skill right there
>>1495718my hero
bro only has 3 highlights in 10 years of hax
ok tonighttonight i am back30 mins i am on
make that 3:30
>>1495632>>1495718>>1495744>tfw the wall powershot was over 3 years ago>mfw realized I have been here for too long and will probably stay for atleast a decade more if I am not dead by then>>1495746>tfw all highlights of me are of me doing blunders while I am cooked in my brain>tfw so good at the game that my highlight reel will only be of me fucking upYesterday Hax Night covered hours of highlights that you can never achieve though.That aside, I just came home. I am ready to play again tonight fucking nerds llol.
ded game
>>1495632>>1495718
>>1495718fuuuuk I want to see this without the slowmotionsick how you fake pass only to fake out again and score that way
>>1495735>>1495773>not noticing the cute little twirl I made before recieving the ball to mess the opponent's thought processstep it up dudes
my wish to father christmas this year will be for early hax
I pooped
>>1495837this, some of us have a functional sleep schedule
>>1495837>>1495872Make the room active
>>1495872>>1495837if you entered the room right now, me included, there would be 3 players in and the rest would come
hax when
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=FIsjlK9fwSgJOIN
>>1495927soon.jpg
>>1495927Join
>>14959272 spots left
nigged asslickers
>>1496001imagine hating on Rigged
>>1495632ep-ic
>>1495927
>>1495927JOIN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love you guys
sunday hax happening tonight
there were no shots I had to attend guests
>>1496268I definitely didn't get enough hax this weekend
>>1496268
>>1496667more
sunday hax when
>>1496711was the only one from friday
fun games tonight lads
We agree on the fact that Krubb's display of expertise this Friday was absolutely nuts. Why does he not play like that more often?
>>1499393Scripting
>>1499416That level of insight and intuition can't possibly be "scripting"
>>1499439Scripting + smoking crack
>>1499393ngl i will only playing friday if he is playing
>>1495632>>1495718holy shit
>>1496332gay retard
Feeling adorable, might show myself to the PLEBS and SERVANTS later Idk
Tonight might be the night
>>1502281>Anime g*y n*gger no one cares about>>1502327>Actual king shit
tonights cytube theme 90s eurobangers
okay but hax when
>>1502556>>1502601I share this sentiment.
veery soon
Join the room
>>1502615share this dick dude lmao
ban UJEE on sight
teddt
Gomen, konya plan wa no-go da. Ore no hanabatake uruosu
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=FIsjlK9fwSgpass : shaw
>>150271412 spots left (pls join
>>1502714Ya'll all killing hax when yer don't JOIN
>>15027144 users in room CURRENTLY
>>15027143 spots left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>15027142 more for 4v4
It LIVES through me
>>1502714ROOM CURRENTLY HAS 8PLAYERS
>>1502714JOIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>be me>2024>keep the room alive for more than 2 hours>Inzaghi and his senpai joins>room dies
Nice admin
Someone need to make BENCH WAKE UP SO WE CAN RESTART THE ROOM NOW
it's over
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=FIsjlK9fwSgpass : shawNo tolerance.
>>1502799.
Ogre
>>15027994 spots left
>>1502799>>>/sp/145652085
i'm glad you're over here bro
Remind me to ban Inzaghi on sight next year when I am back.Happy new year faggots
Imagine being Agni
>>1502842why is it so saturated
>>1502866as seen from my eyes
>mfw want to mog randoms in hax since you losers are scared>mfw captcha makes it so I can't join public roomstfw forever nerfed
>>1502873laughed
>>1502877too based for this world
We need a new tier list ranking
command babbies bore me
>>1502969That's why I am taking on the role as a general and a king, not only is it necesarry, it is also possible because I am here. Don't reply, cba.
krubb actually staying up to watch this shit lol
I am on call trying to save my fucking relationship mate, i am here looking at the thread hoping a room will pop up once the gay fight is over
>boxingdo people really watch that shit
- le meme arrow > mfw saved my relationship mfw our babies will be the change to this worldmfw can finally go all out in hax without a worry nowROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Tyson wins by first round knock out, if not, 2nd round TKOHax time lads
Mike lying on the canvas with his ass in the air by round 4. Otherwise it will be a tie
>>1502842You just have to be yourself... uh, krudo, was it?
hax pls
>implying I followed a man destroying his legacyI need HAX
You need a high rolling gambler's mind to win at the age where Tyson is, with his legacyHe had cuzI had Krudd.lets goooo hax time
I was wrong, I just wanted to play hax after the first 1 or 2nd round
Oh well, I have a trip coming up, see you noobs next year as I stated.
I will still wreck you nerds at the age of 60
Take care, krubb
>>1503071Likewise, Acne
no roomno playersno hax
the room for tonight is this onehttps://www.haxball.com/play?c=vmgs3fbbBTUpw: shaw
>>15036453v3 happening
>>15036452 more for 3v3
>>1503645>>1503691>>1503698dead?
>>1503715live from maracana https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WyvaFgf4CMA
>>1503716>>1503715forget it we're live from estadio da luz https://www.haxball.com/play?c=iAgAoatgFb4
>>1503723
Join
bax
hope that goal from Benis was recorded
Sunday hax
>>1504605big if true
>>1504605
Should I host
I Remilia'd
good riddance *spits on /hax/' incel corpse*
>>1508560You can't do that!
