>mark moves the server to new hardware and changes the IP:port>doesn't make a new threadepic, right?Vanilla 1.21 minecraft, Java EditionAddress: mc.chimpout.club:25630Dynmap: http://mc.chimpout.club:9788/Fun server features:>cracked clients>schizo terrain>erratic player counts>autistic disgruntled players feuding for years>rollback of griefs, usually
first for Rome
>why does it say 1.12 ? why is it a modded server now?You have to update the server address and portAddress: mc.chimpout.club:25630 <--- THIS CHANGED
You're on your way to Crater Town!Map made by:
as a home to blockgame denizens of this toxic, radioactive website, /v/craft routinely developed tumors and other diseases. Sometimes they are surgically removed, else they remove themselves.
>>1442808suck me off rewi
>>1442877faggot
>>1442878it's not gay unless the balls touch
>>1442808other 4chan servers also change admins eventually. your point?
>>1442756I wish my internet were working, I just got PolyMC to update to the latest Minecraft and I'm just 'a mining away right now offline
I fuckin love this server though
Underspawn is so kino….
As of this date, there are no warrants or subpoenas associated with this server or its administration.
>>1443197Ma'am, this server has had 5 admins.
Meanwhile... on pee craft
this server had like 20 people on a month ago, where the fuck did everyone go?
>>1445154some people left for drama reasons, but mostly I think the player count dropped because the address changed and not everybody got the memovcraft always bounces back though
School & college is back in session. All the smartypants players had to move into dorms and things, and the IP changed.
>>1445334I cant find the amongus
>>1445334i live in my car
>>1445682feels cramped man
>>1445339Blind bastard
>>1446111for real where is it
>>1445682
>>1449440very nice
it's been a week since the new thread with the correct IP and the server is still completely dead 24/7just reset the damn map
>grind stonepick and enchantment table over and over or get bored with gameIt's all so tiresome
/v/craft is the perfect template for 4chins server.Basically vanilla in all ways that matter.Pirate friendly.No funky mods to worry about.Admin mostly doesn't care.Not anarchy.Your build will still be there if you don't log in for a month.Underage b&.Runs latest version for better or worse.At the moment, it's very chill.If you like that, /v/craft is for you.
>>1450732>it's very chillit's very dead>Admin mostly doesn't care.that's why it's dead
>>1450732>Your build will still be there if you don't log in for a month.Where is my ZEPPELIN MARK? WHERE DID MY ZEPPELIN GO MARK?
>>1450736It's such a good server, that people lose their shit when they get banned from it because they couldn't follow the rules. Giving second chances wasn't worth the effort. You can thank the previous set of black sun internet nazis for ruining that.
>>1451343rent free, ICA vindicated for the billionth time.
>>1451343>It's such a good serverit's a DEAD server, stop babbling about irrelevant bullshit from two years ago
>>1451532why are you mad?>inb4 irrelevant bullshit from two years ago
>>1451343>2022you have to let GO!
>>1451343interacting with schizophrenic nazi faggots is part and parcel of being in a chan-adjacent community
>>1451801and anoncraft exists for them
>>1451801
Dead tranny server
>>1450759>>1451532More bullshit from 2 years ago
>anoncraft.best dies a gay drama filled death>players go to one of two servers>whitelisted one takes some>vcraft gets the whitelist rejects>let cook>vcraft boils over>dump into anoncraft.ccEnjoy :^)
>>1451532Total anoncraft victory,Total sleepycraft humiliation Total mark cirrhosis
>>1453329>Enjoy :^)we are though, just not in your server
>>1453384players online: 1 (the bot)last non-bot non-d*scord chat message: 10 hours ago
>Hey cousin! Let's play minecraft!
>>1453329same shit happened with /bant/craft
Why cant niggas just not bust a virtual nut to some random online whore(s)
>>1453706Some people just live to spit game.
>>1453706virtual bussy
Rumors of this server's death were greatly exaggerated.
So which server actually has people playing on it?
>>1454474the one you weren't invited to
>>1454474People play on both, no doubt about it./v/craft has had a house bot, formerly LHI when cyberbilly was admin, and of course the talking DooProcess for withDueProcess. /v/craft Authme limits players to two accounts per IP. The antibot kicks in beyond that and bans multiple connections from the same IP. It'll ban everyone of them at once.You'll notice anoncraft also has a dooprocess, and that's not the only bot on it.Anoncraft has been bots and idle accounts since steeve ran it. It also collects people banned from here, that hasn't changed either. If you see people on vcraft, they're actually players who probably did something that day. Some of them may be somebody's alt, sure.Ya don't get people who played vcraft a few hours once in a while to play another server 10 hours a day every day. That's unrealistic. The secret club whitelist spinoff servers don't have that kind of player activity after the first weekend, and definitely not by the end of the month.If you want to play on more popular servers, you're going to need to look outside the /vm/ catalog. /vm/ has a long history of fighting over the limited players that peruse this board.
>>1454569Man I just want a fun MP Survival server so it's not so lonely and pointless
>>1454574Depending on your timezone, you can make friends here. There are some really cool people who play here. Other times, it'll be just you and Doop.This server may not be easy to start on though.
>>1454569cope, name 1 anoncraft bot besides your estranged sonalso>If you see people on vcraft, they're actually players who probably did something that dayaka afking at spawn/making cunny map art/griefing on an alt
>>1454569quit talking, you don't know shit about anything.>story of competing for playersanoncraft 1.0 was the first to pose as an alternative to vcraft and it had like four months of uptime. anoncraft 2.0 is a more successful spinoff because it actually consolidated all players who left vcraft after the abysmal admin decisions that led vcrap to the deadscape it is today.>anoncraft is full of botsit has doop and that's it lol>ya don't get players that play 10h a day anymoregee I wonder why. could it be because of some sort of global lockdown which forced everyone inside?>if you wanna play on more popular serversthat will NOT be quintessentially 4chan centered, will have dumb plugins which make the game feel like a chinese MMO and jannies with colored nicknames and ranks powertripping all over you, as they always do.>bluepill = /v/craft>redpill = anoncraft
yeah i don't know. this is all very important stuff going on here.
sneethe
>>1454700>like four months of uptime.wow! that's almost as much as /vm/craft had!
spitecraft
How could you fucking do this again Mark? I come back from a long break and decide to play /v/craft and you've killed the fucking server again. I fucking hate you.
>>1457558Again?
because this is the first time you've joined the server since the map was reset 3 years ago?
or you changed your name, and since this is a cracked server you don't get inventory transferred automatically, and you'll need to log in and make a ticket
>>1457910fuck wrong image and 4chan wont let me delete it>>1457914and no, I was playing on this server a couple months ago. everything from my ender chest is gone
>>1457915OH! thank you very much anon. i did change my name
>it's dead because the port changed>it's dead because it's morning>it's dead because it's evening>it's dead because it's tuesday>it's dead because it's the weekend>it's dead because it's summer>it's dead because of school>it's dead because it's october>it's dead because the quarantine ended>it's dead because /vm/ is slower>it's dead because of the hurricane>it's dead because the last update was boring>it's dead because doop farted>it's dead because of the minecraft movie>it's dead because israel invaded lebanon>it's dead because the earth is round
this but unironically
it's dead because mark killed it
>>1457970mark's copecraft
>>1442756join our fresh survival/anarchy/gambing/griefing server.TREASURE BAY CASINO AND RESORT INCLUDED172.240.6.20619132 BEDROCK ONLY PORT
>>1458400sounds like shit no thanks
>>1458023its dead because:mark banned guys who started another servermark never shillsmark doesn't install new and interesting pluginsmark installs new pluginsmark writes bad pluginsmark installs bad pluginsmark doesn't dm playersmark isn't the admin people wantmark didn't let vcraft die when it should havemark is a jerkmark is not funnymark thought doop shitposts were a good addition to the servermark is lamemark is just trollingmark isn't serious about keeping this popularmark is a discount cyberbillymark thinks he can force a normal server heremark doesn't care about player countmark isn't online enoughthat's why it's dead. Notice anything?
>>1458585it's dead because the map is old and hugenobody is ever going to see whatever you end up building, so it's basically singleplayer with a chat, and the chat mostly consists of bot and discord messages
>>1458585I get it now. thanks for wasting your time writing this schizopost.
Can all of yall niggies just play the damn game without writing paragraphs about muh history and muh situationship
The ICA was formed by a group of dedicated players who wanted to create a structured and cooperative environment. They focused on building a strong community and establishing a presence on the server.
>>1450732t. joined within the last 18 months
>>1458810No. Writing pages and pages about minecraft drama is all that is left to do.Every farm has been built at least twice.Every farm has been blown up.Every build has been built.Everyone's inventory is full of valuables.There's nothing left to do but write long bitchy posts.
It's just creative except you loot abandoned based and farms all day for resources
>>1459072
mineanon even better
>>1459675>MineanonKek. Just play on anoncraft if you want somewhere with players.
>>1459686mineanon has 8 active players shut up
>>1459764>8 active players>vlowo the tranny and coYour server is even more dead than /v/shart, at least /v/craft has players joining by their own volition, nobody plays on mineanon unless you ping them to join.
>>1459799calm down ok
>>1459857that screenshot is from last month
>>1442756I tried playing after a long time and I forget my password like a idiot and I can't join the fucking discord to reset it.
>>1459912Rip. Double rip.You should try connecting again, maybe a janny will notice that you're fugged.
CyberTranny2
:D
Microsoft stole my minecraft account. What do you use for ''cracked minecraft?'' I tried PolyMC but it's absolute trash and doesn't work and is obviously made by some autistic retard and it's not made for normal people
>>1461665tlauncherthey say it's russian spyware, because it's easier to use than their crap.
>>1461665>>1461679>add instance>click ok>launchwow, so difficult
>>1461665my very own bash script which uses portablemc to launch minecraft headlessly
server NEEDS vein mining aka break connected matching blocks
>>1463396I broke your mom's mines with my veiny block
does anyone have gregs server ip
>>1464004it's expected of any spawn in a multiplayer building game thoughbeit
>>1464012did you really try to break a build though? last time I visited /v/craft spawn was very breakable
my little anon can't be this illiterate
>>1464004>>1464012>Anon didn't join the server>>1463885104.194.11.50:25570
>>1464392>"/vt/craft ogey">1 player online>cumfart69I don't think that's greg's server...
microsoft are a bunch of fat nosed kikes who stole my fucking account that I've had since infdev. Where can I get a safe cracked client?
>>1464437you must not know greg
>>1454569>Anoncraft has been bots and idle accounts since steeve ran itThis is a lie, the bots and idle accounts only started a few months before he closed shop. Originally it was only ever real players, which is why constant thread drama existed from people outside of the server making fun of the 0-2 player counts. Steve had been hosting anoncraft for 3-4 years before any of this started happening. I will admit that they do that now on anoncraft 2 which explains the inflated numbers, they'll claim it's 1 bot but there's at least 5 of them I've seen. Steve doesn't host anoncraft 2 as well so there's that to consider
>>1465510dir7yhobo is my favorite anoncraft bot, he is a janny on /v/craft.
for hobo returned to v after a long hiatushis farms were still therehe wished to build farmsagain
>join vcraft after a long time>It's just whevs and skorp making map artThis is just whev's mapartcraft at this point.
>>1470046the people who pay the server bills by donating to mark clearly like it the way it is so your opinion is irrelevant
>>1470050or they're impressed it still exists despite the autism.
>>1465510>Steve had been hosting anoncraft for 3-4 years before any of this started happening.Steeve hosted anoncraft for years with no players on it? why?
wrap it up already throw in the towel this server should no longer exist!Mark give up already!Take the money and stop hosting the server dumb faggot!
Cool spot
is this the biggest server going on in this site?
>>1476536Lmao no, head over to anoncraft. All the players from here moved there.
>>1476536Yes.
>>1476543>All the banned players from here moved there.FTFY
how it feels to see my niggas on the server
>>147658214 people on anoncrap, 2 on vshart. Did you ban literally every player Mark?
>>1476734vcrap's banned.json is anoncrap's whitelist.json
>>1476734>anoncrap -70>vcrap 1>minenon 8==D~~>bantcraft 9001things are looking grim block sisters
>>1477284It's over, ICA Chads have rolled in.
>>1477634
>>1478122how dare you dox sinope in the background like that
good thing they're banned
1.21.2???? Mark! Mark when?!
>be me>join the server>server is literally 0 playersWtf did you do Mark? Seriously, everyone left for anoncraft since that's the hot shit now apparently. The only regulars left are whevs, sinope and orso, everyone else is a newfag. Playercounts are at an all time low, just pull the plug already.
day 'n nitethe vlonely duccy seems to free xis mind at night......
>>1479264watch out for the zuccscare
>>1479050mark let retarded faggots be janny, and he paid the price, again
>>1479317>how dare the jannies ban me for shitting up the server
>>1479797your shitty server is completely dead and the people who turned it into shit like shareholderino were never banned by the current jannies and all quit after the damage was already done
>>1479797>"how dare the jannies ban me for shitting up the server"
>>1480425>>1479811spergy melty
Previously, on /v/craft...
>are there unlooted areas?yes.
>>1481338HA! LOOK MOM I SAID NIGGER! HAHAHA THIS IS PEAK HUMOR! EPIC FUNNY N WORD GUYS! IM SO COOL AMONGST MY 4CHAN HACKER FRIENDS BECAUSE I CAN USE RACIAL SLURS. truly such epic and funny humor can never be surpassed
>>1482522queer
>>1482533Oh my wotan your picrel is so heckin based...
>>1482533you can see the fat pouring out from behind the mask
in the kitchen wrist twistin up a stir fryin the kitchen wrist twistin up a stir fry
>>1482522Don't worry friendo!Vcraft fully supports Smokin' Joe Biden's second term in office!
I hear human flesh tastes like pork
>inb4 cum blocks
THIS IS SO CRAZY AND CHAOTIC HOLY SHIT I THINK IM ON THE VERGE HOLY SHIT IM LOSING MY MIND MAN
-cybertf2
fuck sake mark turn off the pumpkin spam already
This is at least the 4th time the player base has been split to join another server.
>>1493777And every time this has happened, it's been under the Mark administration. I'm starting to notice a pattern!
>>1493780newfag detected!
its funny because both servers are arguing about which one has the most players when in reality they are both dead. minecraft isnt fun anymore, its time to move on
commit sudoku
well since /v/craft has been dead with no hope of potentially making a return, i have decided i will also be leaving to Anoncraft. its been a great ride with you guys but I think its time i make my leave. Much peace and love. hopefully i see you guys around some time in the future. Mark, its been good. much love and goodbye-FlargSentinel07
>>1442756BEWARE THE OWNER IS BIPOLARI dindu nuffin just getting some blokcs and owner comes to be an says "EHY YOU ABSOLUTE NIGGER STOIP STEALN SHIT" adn i was like no am not and he says "LOL RIGHT FAGOT UR BAND!"and then i was banned :(he has a problem :(
>>1497231Nobody's ever on here so it wouldn't matter if you were stealing shit.
markbros...pretty much everyone other than sinope left for anoncraft
>>1497754I've seen sinope on Anon as well. It's genuinely over.
Holy shit, there's people on the server right now though. Stop trying to bury it alive weirdos.
get over yourself chuds, you're all so obsessed with mark. Mark this, mark that, mark yourself a fucking server with a player count higher than 3
>>1498340These screenshots are literally from over a year ago. You have no new material Mark. Spawn still has Halloween decor. Nobody has bothered to log on and remove them.
>>1498760Waiting for 1.23 "rotting pumpkin update" to take care of it.
batshit retards still seething 2 years after their ban, I wonder if any of them are phoneposting from the psych ward
i just fucking am too busy to play block game otherwise i would literally play minecraft and dota 16 hours a day
>>1500337
>>1503628cyber won.....
>>1482522>HA! LOOK MOM I SAID NIGGER! HAHAHA THIS IS PEAK HUMOR! EPIC FUNNY N WORD GUYS! IM SO COOL AMONGST MY 4CHAN HACKER FRIENDS BECAUSE I CAN USE RACIAL SLURS. truly such epic and funny humor can never be surpassed
king of the shitheap, aint ya doc