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>mark moves the server to new hardware and changes the IP:port
>doesn't make a new thread
epic, right?

Vanilla 1.21 minecraft, Java Edition
Address: mc.chimpout.club:25630
Dynmap: http://mc.chimpout.club:9788/

Fun server features:
>cracked clients
>schizo terrain
>erratic player counts
>autistic disgruntled players feuding for years
>rollback of griefs, usually
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first for Rome
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>why does it say 1.12 ? why is it a modded server now?

You have to update the server address and port
Address: mc.chimpout.club:25630 <--- THIS CHANGED
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You're on your way to Crater Town!

Map made by:
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as a home to blockgame denizens of this toxic, radioactive website, /v/craft routinely developed tumors and other diseases. Sometimes they are surgically removed, else they remove themselves.
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>>1442808
suck me off rewi
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>>1442877
faggot
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>>1442878
it's not gay unless the balls touch
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>>1442808
other 4chan servers also change admins eventually. your point?
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>>1442756
I wish my internet were working, I just got PolyMC to update to the latest Minecraft and I'm just 'a mining away right now offline
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I fuckin love this server though
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Underspawn is so kino….
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As of this date, there are no warrants or subpoenas associated with this server or its administration.
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>>1443197
Ma'am, this server has had 5 admins.
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Meanwhile... on pee craft
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this server had like 20 people on a month ago, where the fuck did everyone go?
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>>1445154
some people left for drama reasons, but mostly I think the player count dropped because the address changed and not everybody got the memo

vcraft always bounces back though
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School & college is back in session. All the smartypants players had to move into dorms and things, and the IP changed.
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>>1445334
I cant find the amongus
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>>1445334
i live in my car
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>>1445682
feels cramped man
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>>1445339
Blind bastard
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>>1446111
for real where is it
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>>1445682
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>>1449440
very nice
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it's been a week since the new thread with the correct IP and the server is still completely dead 24/7
just reset the damn map
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>grind stonepick and enchantment table over and over or get bored with game
It's all so tiresome
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/v/craft is the perfect template for 4chins server.
Basically vanilla in all ways that matter.
Pirate friendly.
No funky mods to worry about.
Admin mostly doesn't care.
Not anarchy.
Your build will still be there if you don't log in for a month.
Underage b&.
Runs latest version for better or worse.
At the moment, it's very chill.
If you like that, /v/craft is for you.
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>>1450732
>it's very chill
it's very dead
>Admin mostly doesn't care.
that's why it's dead
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>>1450732
>Your build will still be there if you don't log in for a month.
Where is my ZEPPELIN MARK? WHERE DID MY ZEPPELIN GO MARK?
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>>1450736
It's such a good server, that people lose their shit when they get banned from it because they couldn't follow the rules. Giving second chances wasn't worth the effort. You can thank the previous set of black sun internet nazis for ruining that.
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>>1451343
rent free, ICA vindicated for the billionth time.
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>>1451343
>It's such a good server
it's a DEAD server, stop babbling about irrelevant bullshit from two years ago
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>>1451532
why are you mad?
>inb4 irrelevant bullshit from two years ago
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>>1451343
>2022
you have to let GO!
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>>1451343
interacting with schizophrenic nazi faggots is part and parcel of being in a chan-adjacent community
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>>1451801
and anoncraft exists for them
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>>1451801
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Dead tranny server
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>>1450759
>>1451532
More bullshit from 2 years ago
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>anoncraft.best dies a gay drama filled death
>players go to one of two servers
>whitelisted one takes some
>vcraft gets the whitelist rejects
>let cook
>vcraft boils over
>dump into anoncraft.cc
Enjoy :^)
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>>1451532
Total anoncraft victory,
Total sleepycraft humiliation
Total mark cirrhosis
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>>1453329
>Enjoy :^)
we are though, just not in your server
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>>1453384
players online: 1 (the bot)
last non-bot non-d*scord chat message: 10 hours ago
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>Hey cousin! Let's play minecraft!
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>>1453329
same shit happened with /bant/craft
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Why cant niggas just not bust a virtual nut to some random online whore(s)
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>>1453706
Some people just live to spit game.
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>>1453706
virtual bussy
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Rumors of this server's death were greatly exaggerated.
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So which server actually has people playing on it?
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>>1454474
the one you weren't invited to
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>>1454474
People play on both, no doubt about it.
/v/craft has had a house bot, formerly LHI when cyberbilly was admin, and of course the talking DooProcess for withDueProcess. /v/craft Authme limits players to two accounts per IP. The antibot kicks in beyond that and bans multiple connections from the same IP. It'll ban everyone of them at once.
You'll notice anoncraft also has a dooprocess, and that's not the only bot on it.
Anoncraft has been bots and idle accounts since steeve ran it. It also collects people banned from here, that hasn't changed either.
If you see people on vcraft, they're actually players who probably did something that day. Some of them may be somebody's alt, sure.

Ya don't get people who played vcraft a few hours once in a while to play another server 10 hours a day every day. That's unrealistic. The secret club whitelist spinoff servers don't have that kind of player activity after the first weekend, and definitely not by the end of the month.

If you want to play on more popular servers, you're going to need to look outside the /vm/ catalog. /vm/ has a long history of fighting over the limited players that peruse this board.
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>>1454569
Man I just want a fun MP Survival server so it's not so lonely and pointless
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>>1454574
Depending on your timezone, you can make friends here. There are some really cool people who play here. Other times, it'll be just you and Doop.
This server may not be easy to start on though.
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>>1454569
cope, name 1 anoncraft bot besides your estranged son

also
>If you see people on vcraft, they're actually players who probably did something that day

aka afking at spawn/making cunny map art/griefing on an alt
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>>1454569
quit talking, you don't know shit about anything.

>story of competing for players
anoncraft 1.0 was the first to pose as an alternative to vcraft and it had like four months of uptime. anoncraft 2.0 is a more successful spinoff because it actually consolidated all players who left vcraft after the abysmal admin decisions that led vcrap to the deadscape it is today.

>anoncraft is full of bots
it has doop and that's it lol

>ya don't get players that play 10h a day anymore
gee I wonder why. could it be because of some sort of global lockdown which forced everyone inside?

>if you wanna play on more popular servers
that will NOT be quintessentially 4chan centered, will have dumb plugins which make the game feel like a chinese MMO and jannies with colored nicknames and ranks powertripping all over you, as they always do.

>bluepill = /v/craft
>redpill = anoncraft
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yeah i don't know. this is all very important stuff going on here.
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sneethe
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>>1454700
>like four months of uptime.
wow! that's almost as much as /vm/craft had!
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spitecraft
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How could you fucking do this again Mark? I come back from a long break and decide to play /v/craft and you've killed the fucking server again. I fucking hate you.
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>>1457558
Again?
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because this is the first time you've joined the server since the map was reset 3 years ago?
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or you changed your name, and since this is a cracked server you don't get inventory transferred automatically, and you'll need to log in and make a ticket
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>>1457910
fuck wrong image and 4chan wont let me delete it

>>1457914
and no, I was playing on this server a couple months ago. everything from my ender chest is gone
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>>1457915
OH! thank you very much anon. i did change my name
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>it's dead because the port changed
>it's dead because it's morning
>it's dead because it's evening
>it's dead because it's tuesday
>it's dead because it's the weekend
>it's dead because it's summer
>it's dead because of school
>it's dead because it's october
>it's dead because the quarantine ended
>it's dead because /vm/ is slower
>it's dead because of the hurricane
>it's dead because the last update was boring
>it's dead because doop farted
>it's dead because of the minecraft movie
>it's dead because israel invaded lebanon
>it's dead because the earth is round
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this but unironically
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it's dead because mark killed it
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>>1457970
mark's copecraft
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>>1442756
join our fresh survival/anarchy/gambing/griefing server.

TREASURE BAY CASINO AND RESORT INCLUDED

172.240.6.206
19132 BEDROCK ONLY PORT
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>>1458400
sounds like shit no thanks
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>>1458023
its dead because:
mark banned guys who started another server
mark never shills
mark doesn't install new and interesting plugins
mark installs new plugins
mark writes bad plugins
mark installs bad plugins
mark doesn't dm players
mark isn't the admin people want
mark didn't let vcraft die when it should have
mark is a jerk
mark is not funny
mark thought doop shitposts were a good addition to the server
mark is lame
mark is just trolling
mark isn't serious about keeping this popular
mark is a discount cyberbilly
mark thinks he can force a normal server here
mark doesn't care about player count
mark isn't online enough
that's why it's dead. Notice anything?
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>>1458585
it's dead because the map is old and huge
nobody is ever going to see whatever you end up building, so it's basically singleplayer with a chat, and the chat mostly consists of bot and discord messages
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>>1458585
I get it now. thanks for wasting your time writing this schizopost.
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Can all of yall niggies just play the damn game without writing paragraphs about muh history and muh situationship
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The ICA was formed by a group of dedicated players who wanted to create a structured and cooperative environment. They focused on building a strong community and establishing a presence on the server.
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>>1450732
t. joined within the last 18 months
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>>1458810
No. Writing pages and pages about minecraft drama is all that is left to do.
Every farm has been built at least twice.
Every farm has been blown up.
Every build has been built.
Everyone's inventory is full of valuables.
There's nothing left to do but write long bitchy posts.
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It's just creative except you loot abandoned based and farms all day for resources
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>>1459072
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mineanon even better
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>>1459675
>Mineanon
Kek. Just play on anoncraft if you want somewhere with players.
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>>1459686
mineanon has 8 active players shut up
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>>1459764
>8 active players
>vlowo the tranny and co
Your server is even more dead than /v/shart, at least /v/craft has players joining by their own volition, nobody plays on mineanon unless you ping them to join.
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>>1459799
calm down ok
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>>1459857
that screenshot is from last month
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>>1442756
I tried playing after a long time and I forget my password like a idiot and I can't join the fucking discord to reset it.
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>>1459912
Rip. Double rip.
You should try connecting again, maybe a janny will notice that you're fugged.
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CyberTranny2
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:D
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Microsoft stole my minecraft account. What do you use for ''cracked minecraft?'' I tried PolyMC but it's absolute trash and doesn't work and is obviously made by some autistic retard and it's not made for normal people
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>>1461665
tlauncher
they say it's russian spyware, because it's easier to use than their crap.
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>>1461665
>>1461679
>add instance
>click ok
>launch
wow, so difficult
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>>1461665
my very own bash script which uses portablemc to launch minecraft headlessly
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server NEEDS vein mining aka break connected matching blocks
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>>1463396
I broke your mom's mines with my veiny block
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does anyone have gregs server ip
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>>1464004
it's expected of any spawn in a multiplayer building game thoughbeit
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>>1464012
did you really try to break a build though? last time I visited /v/craft spawn was very breakable
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my little anon can't be this illiterate
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>>1464004
>>1464012
>Anon didn't join the server
>>1463885
104.194.11.50:25570
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>>1464392
>"/vt/craft ogey"
>1 player online
>cumfart69
I don't think that's greg's server...
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microsoft are a bunch of fat nosed kikes who stole my fucking account that I've had since infdev. Where can I get a safe cracked client?
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>>1464437
you must not know greg
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>>1454569
>Anoncraft has been bots and idle accounts since steeve ran it
This is a lie, the bots and idle accounts only started a few months before he closed shop. Originally it was only ever real players, which is why constant thread drama existed from people outside of the server making fun of the 0-2 player counts. Steve had been hosting anoncraft for 3-4 years before any of this started happening. I will admit that they do that now on anoncraft 2 which explains the inflated numbers, they'll claim it's 1 bot but there's at least 5 of them I've seen. Steve doesn't host anoncraft 2 as well so there's that to consider
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>>1465510
dir7yhobo is my favorite anoncraft bot, he is a janny on /v/craft.
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for hobo returned to v after a long hiatus
his farms were still there
he wished to build farms
again
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>join vcraft after a long time
>It's just whevs and skorp making map art
This is just whev's mapartcraft at this point.
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>>1470046
the people who pay the server bills by donating to mark clearly like it the way it is so your opinion is irrelevant
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>>1470050
or they're impressed it still exists despite the autism.
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>>1465510
>Steve had been hosting anoncraft for 3-4 years before any of this started happening.
Steeve hosted anoncraft for years with no players on it? why?
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wrap it up already throw in the towel this server should no longer exist!
Mark give up already!
Take the money and stop hosting the server dumb faggot!
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Cool spot
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is this the biggest server going on in this site?
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>>1476536
Lmao no, head over to anoncraft. All the players from here moved there.
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>>1476536
Yes.
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>>1476543
>All the banned players from here moved there.
FTFY
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how it feels to see my niggas on the server
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>>1476582
14 people on anoncrap, 2 on vshart. Did you ban literally every player Mark?
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>>1476734
vcrap's banned.json is anoncrap's whitelist.json
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>>1476734
>anoncrap -70
>vcrap 1
>minenon 8==D~~
>bantcraft 9001
things are looking grim block sisters
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>>1477284
It's over, ICA Chads have rolled in.
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>>1477634
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>>1478122
how dare you dox sinope in the background like that
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good thing they're banned
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1.21.2???? Mark! Mark when?!
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>be me
>join the server
>server is literally 0 players
Wtf did you do Mark? Seriously, everyone left for anoncraft since that's the hot shit now apparently. The only regulars left are whevs, sinope and orso, everyone else is a newfag. Playercounts are at an all time low, just pull the plug already.
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day 'n nite

the vlonely duccy seems to free xis mind at night......
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>>1479264
watch out for the zuccscare
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>>1479050
mark let retarded faggots be janny, and he paid the price, again
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>>1479317
>how dare the jannies ban me for shitting up the server
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>>1479797
your shitty server is completely dead and the people who turned it into shit like shareholderino were never banned by the current jannies and all quit after the damage was already done
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>>1479797
>"how dare the jannies ban me for shitting up the server"
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>>1480425
>>1479811
spergy melty
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Previously, on /v/craft...
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>are there unlooted areas?
yes.
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>>1481338
HA! LOOK MOM I SAID NIGGER! HAHAHA THIS IS PEAK HUMOR! EPIC FUNNY N WORD GUYS! IM SO COOL AMONGST MY 4CHAN HACKER FRIENDS BECAUSE I CAN USE RACIAL SLURS. truly such epic and funny humor can never be surpassed
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>>1482522
queer
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>>1482533
Oh my wotan your picrel is so heckin based...
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>>1482533
you can see the fat pouring out from behind the mask
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in the kitchen wrist twistin up a stir fry
in the kitchen wrist twistin up a stir fry
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>>1482522
Don't worry friendo!
Vcraft fully supports Smokin' Joe Biden's second term in office!
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I hear human flesh tastes like pork
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>inb4 cum blocks
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THIS IS SO CRAZY AND CHAOTIC HOLY SHIT I THINK IM ON THE VERGE HOLY SHIT IM LOSING MY MIND MAN
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-cybertf2
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fuck sake mark turn off the pumpkin spam already
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This is at least the 4th time the player base has been split to join another server.
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>>1493777
And every time this has happened, it's been under the Mark administration. I'm starting to notice a pattern!
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>>1493780
newfag detected!
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its funny because both servers are arguing about which one has the most players when in reality they are both dead. minecraft isnt fun anymore, its time to move on
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commit sudoku
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well since /v/craft has been dead with no hope of potentially making a return, i have decided i will also be leaving to Anoncraft. its been a great ride with you guys but I think its time i make my leave. Much peace and love. hopefully i see you guys around some time in the future. Mark, its been good. much love and goodbye

-FlargSentinel07
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>>1442756
BEWARE THE OWNER IS BIPOLAR
I dindu nuffin just getting some blokcs and owner comes to be an says "EHY YOU ABSOLUTE NIGGER STOIP STEALN SHIT" adn i was like no am not and he says "LOL RIGHT FAGOT UR BAND!"
and then i was banned :(
he has a problem :(
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>>1497231
Nobody's ever on here so it wouldn't matter if you were stealing shit.
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markbros...
pretty much everyone other than sinope left for anoncraft
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>>1497754
I've seen sinope on Anon as well. It's genuinely over.
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Holy shit, there's people on the server right now though. Stop trying to bury it alive weirdos.
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get over yourself chuds, you're all so obsessed with mark. Mark this, mark that, mark yourself a fucking server with a player count higher than 3
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>>1498340
These screenshots are literally from over a year ago. You have no new material Mark. Spawn still has Halloween decor. Nobody has bothered to log on and remove them.
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>>1498760
Waiting for 1.23 "rotting pumpkin update" to take care of it.
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batshit retards still seething 2 years after their ban, I wonder if any of them are phoneposting from the psych ward
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i just fucking am too busy to play block game otherwise i would literally play minecraft and dota 16 hours a day
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>>1500337
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>>1503628
cyber won.....
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>>1482522
>HA! LOOK MOM I SAID NIGGER! HAHAHA THIS IS PEAK HUMOR! EPIC FUNNY N WORD GUYS! IM SO COOL AMONGST MY 4CHAN HACKER FRIENDS BECAUSE I CAN USE RACIAL SLURS. truly such epic and funny humor can never be surpassed
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king of the shitheap, aint ya doc
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I'm amazed this server is still a server.
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vcrappers...
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>>1508390
Why? Did you expect it to evolve into something else like a fucking pokemon or something?
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>>1510861
I miss gerg......
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>>1508390
I really wonder how long its gonna last
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mark did a donation run in the discord
he says it was great
vcraft will be online for the next year
if you believe him
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>>1514451
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Wait....the admin and mods....are actually dishonest morality hucksters?
No kidding? No trannies allowed in my degeneracy. Ewwwwww.
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The guy who was making tranny maps left to anoncraft.
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>>1514451
>>1514458
gave him twenty dollars

screw them haters man

V craft is back baby!!
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>>1515792
back with 0 players online
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One player!
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things are looking mighty grim anonbros
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>>1520037
has any vtuber ever joined that?
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>>1520082
multiple
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>>1520037
uh oh... it's bouncing.
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>>1520102
footage?
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>>1520445
idk go ask them, I only know that because I checked their thread a few times when it was on /vm/
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>>1520108
>>1520037
look at em all crawling back to us
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no festivities?
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>>1527009
i'll be in town soon
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what did doop do on his day off i wonder
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>>1532092
rape
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>>1527009
please help with decorating
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>>1534076
I'm from anoncraft
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>>1534078
well who do you think gives a flying fuck?
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>>1534167
I won't be helping with decorations since I play on another server already. duh?
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This thread has become very strange.
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>>1537618
>necrobumped again award
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Page 10 Award
Zero New Images Award
Less Than One Hundred IP Award
Another Unnecessary Domain Change Award
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Achievement unlocked:
9 Lives
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Not even the power of Gerg(pbuh) could boost the playercount to a substantial level. Fauci have mercy....
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>>1453329
i used to play anon craft left cus annoying mfs, what is the whitelist server called, gonna try my luck
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>>1541518
>believing sissynova's server is active.
TOPKEK, Sub couldn't run /v/craft and the retard literally thought he was fit to run another server. bunkercraft was a bigger failure than his reign on /v/craft was.
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>>1541524
who tf is sissynova nigga i just wanna play mc without autistic doc walluigi spamming the chat about his ovulation
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>>1541529
kek
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Surprised no-one's talking about the youtube normies flooding the server.
Guess they don't use 4chan huh KEKW
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>>1541878
This thread, much like anoncraft, is for people who are banned from vcraft!
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>>1541973
I'd argue that it's for the ramblings of a failed admin who could never be able to revive his necrosis server without the help of his much more successful breadtuber friend but whatevs :P
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>>1541524
sissynovas server isnt active because the people he whitelisted arent neets
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>>1542193
Those are assertions, claims perhaps.
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>>1542193
>without the help of his much more successful breadtuber friend

Wait what? Gimme all the juicy details of this drama.
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>>1543343
Mark has a youtube channel where he makes long, boring video essays on minecraft as a proxy for society, and how it should be organized. He's fixated on post-scarcity and how for-profit is criminal. I just saved you 100s of hours of his videos at 2x speed.
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faggot
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>>1498340
oh there is my cat pixel art, do you fags want his return?
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>>1543690
kys
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>>1543690
I liked the cat and was sad when it got torn down.
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>>1543690
yes plz :3
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>>1471207
Originally the server was for him and a few friends he knew outside 4chan, then he opened it up. It idled for a while because he could never gain traction, then a few long term players stuck around and became his trusted jannies. The player counts came in bursts, most of the time it was low but sometimes it was 10+ players. You can't maintain player counts, it's just not reasonable. Look at AC2 and our server now, we dip as low as 0 and so do they. We also rise as high as 15+ and so do they, caring about the counts is pointless and that's why Steve kept it running. He didn't care. Most of the time I joined it was just him and Space alone with maybe 1 or 2 others who played now and then but they were alright with that. It just makes sense that if you don't care about player counts then having a low player count won't bother you

Mark and Cyber care deeply, greatly even. Which is why we're in this constant "VCRAFT BROS WE FUCKING WON ANONSHARTS HAVE 1 LESS PLAYER THAN US OMEGALAUL!!" and vice versa

When Steve was in charge with Space in tow, there was no player count drama. It was only until the "Great Exodus" did the player counting drama happen and still exists to this day
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>>1547444
honestly after experiencing cyber's obession first hand I can confidently say that the playercount hyperfocus is all one sided from him. he's tweaking constanly and obsesses over being like his predecessor admins instead of not giving a fuck and BEEing his best self for once, reminiscing nonstop about his beef with mark and his dead server/love triangle which I admit is funny but ultimately sad
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keeping the player count down, one fig at a time
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I never undersood why you fags where hitting me, but at least I got your cat, and some other fag had to use 1 totem >:v)
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>>1547628
There was a cat?
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At the begining I killed a cat, a white one.
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This is why we killed you
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>>1547634
You fags were hitting me before that.
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>>1547636
I don't believe you.
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>>1547643
I came to the server because I wanted to see the builds. I was reading the rules and I think some other player was asking me something but I was trying other commands; and then he killed me, so I retaliated, weather you believe me or not is not my problem.
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>>1547648
Cheating is not allowed
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>>1547648
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>>1547649
Even for /rules and /welfare? I use vanilla.
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>>1547648
You just KEPT punching
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>>1547660
Was I supposed to let you kill me lmao
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>>1547657
What?
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>>1547661
Every time we stopped you kept punching.
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>>1547444
Every time I look at /v/craft threads anons are saying dead server. Mark is barely around, I don't think he cares very much.
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>>1547863
I think it's perfectly reasonable for a server owner to be fairly distant from the server. SMP becomes less fun when you're a potential omnipotent god and it certainly beats having an overreaching obsessive schizo or something who's online all of the time. It's also less fun to interact socially online with people with different technical authority over your communication space, no matter which side you're on. Personally, I always leave the managing stuff like that to jannies who I appoint.
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In case you don't play, but read the thread:
the New Spawn Bank is shuttering on new years 2025, and any money issued by bank will stop being worth it's face value. You can still redeem it for 128 gold blocks or 2 diamonds at the bank until New Years.
The Orange District Bank Building (the actual building the bank operates out of) is for auction at Nicks' auction house for a minimum bid of 95 diamonds.
The final tally for the bank was 505 certificates issued, a total profit of 1,891 diamonds and 1 netherite block and ~32,000 gold blocks. The bank ran for 4 months.
Thanks for being great frens.

also fuck gookmoot for putting a 900 second timer on my post.
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>>1547663
My bad, sorry.
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>>1548156
CyberTF2's entire shtick with anon is that it's "ThE MoSt PoPuLaR SeRvEr oN 4chan!" For him it's obviously something that matters a lot. Why that matters is really weird, because I don't think he ran a server before.
But Mark, his motives are unclear. He'll ban an entire country because someone from there fucked with his server more than once (See: Briton). That seems like the opposite action if he cared about player counts. Player count significantly matters to him would not be my first thought.
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>>1548617
cyber is an autist and mark is a cuckold
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>>1548645
seconding this notion
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>>1548752
>>1548645
>>1548617
personally, while high player counts make for fun chats and interactions at spawn, plenty of people just log in, build awesome shit and don't even say a word. In a way, /v/craft remains a good server for that sort of thing, because no one is around to really bother you, but there is still a decent amount of people who come and go throughout the day that you bump into and chat a little with. Helps with getting resources and showing your builds off with people without 20 people showing up to fuck with it all at once.
It's nice, but it's not the sort of thing Cyber's autists are into, so they shit on it.
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>>1549115
Autists are really into popularity contests? That's retarded.
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>>1549115
We're not exactly into dead servers, correct
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why are those anoncraft people so nasty and mean
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Did you know Mark banned CyberTF2 from /v/craft for breaking server rules.
I thought that was interesting!
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>>1549450
What rule did he break?
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>>1549465
He duped a shit load of netherite blocks and other rare items.
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>>1549437
I'm not nasty or mean, I want to play on both servers but don't want to get banned from either because I play on the other. I doubt either owners are that pathetic but it's still a concern because I don't know how deep or how serious these allegations between both of them are and how resentful/spiteful either of them can be

There's a nice patch of "land" on the /v/craft server that I want to take over but I want to get more of my anoncraft build sorted out first. I can't build it over there because they don't have a big enough biome for it while /v/craft does
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>>1549744
then he deserved it
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>>1549999
>>1549744
he didn't do any of that shit
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>>1549744
>your janny finds dupe glitch due to shit server plugins
>ban the janny
kek what an incompetent retard.
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>>1550084
You say that as if he found it and reported it, but he exploited it for himself and his friends.
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>>1550084
>janny uses dupe glitch due to minecraft being a buggy mess
>exploits the bug to dupe all sorts of shit
>involves many other people
>janny thinks he wont get caught
>kek what an incompetent retard.
>ban the janny
ftfy
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>>1549815
I play on both servers already and neither of them seem to care.
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>>1442756
merry chrimbus vcraft
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MERRY CHIRSTMAS VCRAFT
NEVER CHANGE!
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>>1550596
sir this is a thread for minecraft, can you please stop posting pictures of me and my current mental state during a happy holiday season? thank you
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I miss Stee/v/ecraft
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>>1550783
same desu
i don't mind vcraft or anoncraft but older anoncraft BEFORE the seasons bull shit was peak comfy
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i miss anoncraft too :(
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Make sure to check your festive fortune at your local spawn shrine before they're gone :^)
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which server is more Trans-friendly between this and Anoncraft? I want to make sure im in the right place
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>>1551651
none are
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>>1551651
the owner on anoncraft is trans :-)
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>>1552191
more like tranoncraft!
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>>1551651
anoncraft
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>>1551651
/v/craft definitely, i haven't been killed or banned so far
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is this the server GERG from youtube plays on? OH MY GOD THIS IS EPIC
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>>1555880
no he quit playing years ago because vcraft is ass now thanks to pisspoor admin and power tripping jannies
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>>1555972
>banned butthurt faggot detected
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>>1555880
No greg does everything in his creative world, or plays a private modded server.
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>>1555972
The underage nazis have been horribly oppressed by the very jewish mark, as was tradition inherited from billy. Shame!
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dowatherveryouwant.aternos.me:44158
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>>1552191
gay
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is the mumble server the same ip or what do you use for vc?
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>>1557220
vent
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>>1442756
You see what happens, Larry?
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Why is it snowing on the server?
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u i a, u i i i a u i a, u i i i a
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>>1563703
reddit meme for a reddit server
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>vcraft exists
>autists seethe
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>>1565524
regular autists werent enough for you so you had to sell out to the 10 year old youtube autists instead
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I haven't played on /v/craft in many months, anything new happen build-wise?
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>>1566845
nope, server has been at 0 or 1 players online for the last several months
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>>1566845
>>1566856
It's been a player blackhole
we've had -37 players for the past 4 months.
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>>1566845
Christmas cheer is in full swing in typical fashion.
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So, any okayish servers in sight? I just want to play minecraft and build something. I'm willing to play even on reddit servers, as long as they are recommended here.
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>>1567518
okayish can describe this server.
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>>1567626
but it's dead
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>>1567888
We're all dead, it's just a matter of time.
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>>1567888
It's not very consistently active, but it's still the most active server around 4chins. There has also been a dip in activity because a few of the regulars made their own split server. The player count also varies a lot depending on the time of year and time of the week you play.
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>>1568861
>not very consistently active
yeah, dead
i just need semialive serb with 1-2 online players
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>>1569575
>1-2 online players
Are you blind and retarded? That's less than the average players for either server.
vcraft is at 4 active players rn.
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>>1569620
dynmap show 0
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>>1569638
The dynmap for vcraft doesn't show players
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1.21.4?
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>>1569722
The piggers are going to be in 1.21.5
More Pale Garden to go around too.
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See if you can spot your name!
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>>1442756
why map so small?
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>>1574054
Is 30k x 30k small?
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>>1442756
why can't people just get along and play on the same server? why must everything devolve into discord clique fighting? I thought vm would be different....
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>>1577117
because discord
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>>1577117
I haven't played on both servers all that long but I've come to understand it's a very small group causing trouble who are obsessed with player numbers despite them not mattering at all to anyone over 13 years of age. We all can't get along because these retards exist and live in a perpetual cycle of "us vs them" due to poor mental development, most likely caused by bad parental upbringing or an inability to comprehend that no one cares about what they say, do or think and they shouldn't take everything so literally and so seriously

They have to cause drama, their lives are full of it because that's all they have. If they had anything else then they would be fulfilled and just enjoy playing the game instead of forcing endless warring between two groups who, when you get to the roots of both, don't actually give a shit. Some of us don't get along and that's okay, we don't have to be enemies but neighbors living in different worlds

But as I said, unfortunately it can't always be sunshine and rainbows due to how mentally stunted some players in both servers are
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>>1577210
forgot to mention that I'm also trans
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DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
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>>1577239
I don't care if you're trans, as I said just stop being a retard and give up with the player count drama and we'll be fine
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>>1577249
playercount drama? what drama? I thought it was settled that anoncraft retained more regulars than /v/craft and has a higher player count overall
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>>1577265
>settled
Congratulations on your coma recovery, you should read up on both threads over the past year
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stirring up drama between the servers is way more fun than actually playing on them, and also a better way to spend your time compared to playing a children's game for several hours every day
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>>1577289
fun for who and how? no one is mad that it's happening, no one cares other than your lot stirring drama. what do you get from trying to do something and nothing happening? it makes no sense. the servers will continue to exist with or without the drama, don't tell me you actually think you'll make one of them shut down from drama? lmao holy shit
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>>1577294
>no one is mad
you're mad
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>>1577296
im not, this is why that anon said you have brain problems. you assume questioning something as being mad, i asked why you do something and you didn't give me an answer only deflect
so you are aware no one cares, so if you know that no one cares what do you get from it?
>i-it makes you mad!
we've established this already, no one is mad just bewildered. we'd be mad if the drama was actually doing anything, have you noticed a single change in any of the servers? exactly, nothing has happened so what do you think there is for someone like me to be mad about? is it because i'm typing a lot?
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>>1577309
didn't read
you're mad
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Can you guys please keep your retarded arguing in the discord whatevers?
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>>1577335
No, because Mark will ban. It has to be here.
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>>1577273
I am literally the top poster on both threads
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>>1578816
more like top retard
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>>1577210
Both minecrap server is donkey ass.
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>>1579518
imagine the sensation...
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>>1578956
BROS LAUNCHING A NEW SERB!

MINECRAFT.RETARD.TOP
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>>1579518
>>1579525
why is spawn like this? why can't it just be normal
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>>1579518
>>1579525
glad you two are having fun dicking around spawn. how's things, what did i miss?
this thread should be lively so retiredfags can lurk on weekends ;_;!

also 900 second post delay holy shit. i don't care who gookmoot sends, I am not verifying my email.
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>>1579927
Spawn periodically gets weird.
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Will the server be updating to 1.21.4 any time soon for all the pale wood/moss stuff?
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remember the keddening bros
hehehe remember it?
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>>1581071
anoncraft just updated to 1.20.4
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>>1581832
I think you mean 1.21.4 and yeah I know, but I'm working on something here for now and would like to use the pale moss stuff and white wood
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>>1580550
be quiet anon, or else hiroshimoot will charge you 5 yen for your next post
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>>1581879
I want to regen terrain for 1.21.5 instead of doing it for .4. DM mark.
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>>1582551
Oh okay, how will that work? Is there risk of people losing their builds?
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>>1582663
As far as I'm aware the way it works is that chunks that have under x amount of gametime get deleted
Unless you built a dirt shack in the middle of nowhere 1 hour ago, your builds (should) be fine?
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>>1577289
Smartphones are such a remarkable technology, they allow you do do so much while taking a shit.
Steve Jobs gave such a gift to humanity. I'm glad that faggot died of ligma.
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pale garden biome looks like shit
spawn looks worse than usual as that biome



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