The wait for host continues.
dunno how to feel about this scrapyard mod; it looks like they put a lot of effort into it but I don't really feel like it fits risky rain at all
>>1469574What? You dont like the water skater girl with guns, heaphones and socks?
>>1469590I can't say I'm a huge fan, anon...
>>1469590is she MADE of water??
>>1469574leave it to risky fans to fail to understand how the Risky design philosophy works.too busy calling acrid a hecking wholesome doggo to study vibes. Sad!>>1469590would have sex with until her mascara runs down her face. which i wouldn't be able to see. because the helmet AND suit stays on.
>>1469574What mod is this?
>>1469702>would have sex with until her mascara runs down her face.>which i wouldn't be able to see. because the helmet AND suit stays on.my man
>>1469485reminder that chirr is fat
reminder that there is no host
>>1469702>because the helmet AND suit stays on.oh anon you dog
>>1469485IMAGINE BEING A RISK OF RAIN FANAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1469931I will not buy your game.
>>1469574>msu
>>1469590Why did they give a Water Based character socks? They are going to be so fucking damp soggy and filled with fungus...:(I bet the devs haven't washed their clothe in years.
>>1470007it doesn't cause any issues for me so I don't really care lol
>>1469485
the eternal wait for host
the eternal lack of host
>>1470078those are clearly ankle warmers
>>1469049I've decided to see what's up with ss2 assets since I was told SS2 weights whopping 800 mbs on your disk drive, 1/4th of the game itself with two expansions. First of all, archive is 250 mb that extracts into 800 mb mod that extracts into 1.5 gbs of raw assets. Base game assets are 1.5 gb of asset bundles that zips into 1.3 gb. This indicates that they barely compress their asset bundles, but that doesn't really matter, shit uncompresses in memory anyway. Next, this is nuChirr's texture, a whopping 2048x2048 PNG for a character that consists of mostly solid colors and a few gradients. And in the middle I put Commando's texture, barely visible 64x8 rectangle. Admittedly Commando is very simple, just a bunch of solid colors without a normal map, but most of the characters use either 512 or 1024. There are exceptions of course, Bosses use 2048 textures, but they are huge so it makes some sense (not really tho) or Merc for some reason using 2048 texture for main skin and 512 for mastery and I haven't heard a single person even saying anything about it, which speaks to me that even Hopoo was fucking retarded with his assets.Speaking of normal maps, normal maps are usually 1/8 of the main texture, so 1024 texture would get 256 normal map, nuChirr is special, she gets 1024 normal map for 1024 texture, since she only gets normal map on her mastery skin. Normal nuChirr has no normal map.And of course we can't forget shipping 250 mb asset bundle that does literally nothing because it is in-dev content. I don't know if it is actually loaded into memory or not, but if it is then that's more wasted memory.It's like they get assets from modelers and just plop them into Editor without even trying to optimise the assets via basic import settings. You don't need even 1k textures for survivors and survivor sized enemies, you don't need 1k normal map.And that's on top of overhead caused by MSU since no abstraction is free. What a shitshow.
>>1471229>SS2 is bloated garbage made by incompetent retardstell me something i don't know.
>>1471229lmao those UVs are also terrible, looks like they did smart unwrap and called it a day
if you guys spent all the time you do complaining about ss2 making your own content mod then I could be playing it by now
shit game but at least the girls are hot
>>1472001isn't that was ss2u is
>>1472202ss2u is just the original ss2 stuff that was abandoned
Any starstormoids in the chat?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwUZ0K7U6NM
>>14727714/10 structure is entirely wrong compared to original
>>1472771Not again.Please, god. Not again.
host when
>>1472774but it's nk approved...
>>1472820>approved by lazy nigger known for going 'ok lol do whatever' as proven by the last projecti should care why?
>>1472771Well seeing as it's apparently in large part being handled by the same freaks that are """working""" on SS2 my expectations are automatically non-existent. Massive shame honestly, Returns could've actually been worth playing with a good, finished Starstorm port, but that's clearly not happening.
>>1472834there is liderally only one person working on both projects; no crossover otherwise
>>1472840Thanks for the correction, thought it was mostly the same people since they posted about it on the same places they do SS2 stuff. Now I see it's just the project manager, though that doesn't exactly make it much better.
>>1472202ss2 is just one content mod, people could be making their own unique content instead is the point that anon is trying to make I think. It really makes ror2 feel dead when there are almost no other "major" content mods like ss2.
does anyone have a copy of special delivery 2 for ror1? it's not on rainfusion because fuck me I guess
>>1472977>It really makes ror2 feel dead when there are almost no other "major" content mods like ss2.cause this shit is dead. move the fuck on.randy scalped the game and is wearing the skin as a cheap suit and nobody in this general or anywhere else gives a milligram of a fuck.there is nothing redeemable in this new age of risky, only garbage millenial vaporware and spergouts (refer to this post)fuck what this has become.
>>1473122it's been dead here ever since sotv came out and people have been clinging onto it desperately ever since, they will never let go.
>>1472977I quite like sandswept thought it isn't finished yet, the current character is fun without being ott and the items all feel nice to play withThe scrapyard one is meant to release soon but I'm personally kind of eeeeh about it as I said earlier; doesn't really fit the risky style imo. That said it might be good from a gameplay pov and maybe the survivors will have more traditional skins or somethingApparently someone is still working on Stormsurge but idk lol, seems like vaporware if I mod can be vaporwareSlipstream isn't cancelled but I think the main guy is busy with irl shit so it won't be out for a long timeMain problem with 2 is stages are a pain in the ass to make compared to 1 so I think all of these are just survivors/items/enemies
how likely is it that someone will make a game almost identical to risky, but good
are there still bugs nowthe last update was a month ago :(
>>1473291Yes, plenty. They are just not as gamebreaking as tying physics to framerate.You won't see another update, the thing bombed that to that gigantic fuck up. And even without it, they somehow made expansion worse than SoTV with only redeeming parts of it being stages.
>>1473295I'm gonna find you Randy
>>1473295>they somehow made expansion worse than SoTV with only redeeming parts of it being stages.backporting dlc stages WHEN
>>1473385Why, physics bugs are fixes, there are plenty of jannies on thunderstore that fixed the remaining bugs and every single armchair gamedesigner has released a rebalancing mod for items, characters and\or false son.
>>1472771the fact that returns is actually attracting somewhat big mods makes me happy. I hope more people start modding it. The only other big mod i've seen is Apheleon but its pretty much just items
>>14729772 reasons, no matter how much normies try and say it, it's less replayable than sts1/returns, AND it's harder to create modded content that feels/looks good in a 3d game vs a 2d game
short 2 host in 30minHaven't had a chance to play in a while so fingers crossed this doesn't explode0192a60a-a078-cde8-5ad0-4e89b039078c
>>1474875Open.Only artifact is Origin, enabling Sac+Potentials if playercount gets high.1097752440962209800192a60a-a078-cde8-5ad0-4e89b039078c
>>14749142/16, starting in 5 but we'll wait if there's anyone booting up
>>1474929wiped to golem spam on randy's boss, starting again in 5min with 4/16
r2api got animation support a couple days ago and nobody seems to have noticed.skill modders awaken
>>1474914>>1475031Closed, beat False Son
>>1475031What's that anchor and chip thing next to it? I see a few items in that list that must be from pack(s) I haven't seen.
>>1475288Anchor is from StormyItems, item to the left is Locked Jewel from ClassicItemsReturns.Modpack is RiskyStarterPack with a few skins added.
>>1473295sots in all it's shit glory brought in more players than EA or even Release. I'm pretty sure they're gonna do another DLC. Of course, it won't do better than sots cause trust and reputation has been destroyed, but I'm pretty sure it'll still sell. A full two years without an update and the flock still came. People still like this game.
>>1475511>sots in all it's shit glory brought in more players than EA or even Releasebecause people thought it'd fix the game
>>1475511risky 2 players love their slop
kind of sad the half-assed/unfinished artificer mod for risky 1 is more playable than the mess hotpoo added for returns
>>1476909kind of sad my beautiful and sexy wife artificer never got a good game
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/nerdvanagames/risk-of-rain-the-board-gameKino drops in 2025. You will fund it, right anons?
>>1477646On the one hand, >kickstarting a product owned by major studios that is owned by major corporation. On the other physical goods is probably the only time I give kickstarter a pass since it gives them them exact amount of copies that they need to make and usually it is not to kickstart a development but to kickstart actual physical production.
could someone give me a qrd on what happened to hopoo games
>>1477719well hopoo was a nigger and decided to sell his company and the ip to the worst company possiblethen he went to work at valve on some shitty mobaany more questions?
>>1477719>Hopoo sells the Risk of Rain IP to Gearbox.>One of the main reasons being that they want to work on smaller, independent 2D games again, like they used to.>They promptly go radio silent for quite a while, working on an unannounced game behind the scenes while everything goes to shit for Gearbox.>Seekers of the Storm comes out, it's a shitshow.>Hopoo basically says "Well, that sucks. But I still trust Gearbox!">A few days later he announces that he and Paul are actually working at Valve now.>They officially cancel their game and promptly abandon Hopoo Games as a company.So basically he just sold out again.
>>1477949the funniest part of this is hopoo saying he wanted to go back to making smaller 2d games again then he goes to work for valve on a mobaI feel bad for ghor :(
>>1477719he was always a nigger who happened to capture lightning in a bottle but then he spiked it into the ground so no one else could enjoy it
>>1477646kek it's published by randy's wife
>>1478148>I feel bad for ghordon’t
>>1475511they still havent fixed all the bugs from sots, or even tried to balance it
>>1478309all he wanted to do was program risky rain bro...
I want to go home…
>global deployment of the 15 minute turbotard filter-for-spam timer has happenedit's been an honor, gentlemen, but i will no longer be able to ask when host is with you.
>>1478959what, are you some kinda phonefag or something?
>>1478962dynamic IP+anti-tracking measures in browser
>>1478959Just buy a pass lmao
>>1478997is this SA or is this 4chan?
>>1478959>>1478966just use a throwaway email
>>1479065Mildly less retarded than the pass suggestion, but has the same base flaw of deliberately discarding (what remains of) anonymity.
>>1479077A throwaway email which is tied to no other services is actually less identifying than your IP address, which 4chan already has.But also,>>1478966could you not just enable cookies for 4chan specifically? Are you that concerned about tracking?Even a dynamic IP only resets once every day or two.
>>1479232I'd need a brand new one each time.As for cookies, that would require the site to not shit the bed randomly and require clearing them to start working again.so it goes. I'll still try to join hosts, at least.
>>1479238>I'd need a brand new one each time.You can keep using the same email address, the token it gives you is only active for 24 hours and then you can re-submit the same email addressYour email address isn't kept on the server, it gets flushed, so there's no reason to not just use the same email
>>1479246Would you blame me if i said i don't trust they're flushing them?
>>1479238>I'd need a brand new one each timeA new email? Why?I'm talking about a Hotmail or something, not Guerillamail. You can just make an "Anon Smith" email and use that every time you need to post.>that would require the site to not shit the bed randomly and require clearing them to start working againCan't help you there, I've never had that issue with the site.
>>1479247What reason would you have to care if they're lying if it's a throwaway email?They're not going to be able to do anything with poopdick69@gmail.com and they let you keep resubmitting it for new tokens
shut the fuck up and host a lobby
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>>1479325I do not like the smugness of this albino eskimo
I miss Walter...
>>1479337That's HAPAchad to you, peasant
>>1479363same differenceslank looks like a nutcracker
>>1479365>picthat guy still making custom ror figures?
>>1479554isnt that from half a decade ago
risky sleeps
maybe the host was the friends we made along the way
>>1479343I member walteranon>>1479365I member figureanon>>1480049I member hosts
>>1480322I miss them allexcept hostsbecause there never were anyand also I almost never played because I suck and the game sucks
Returns Lobby: 109775244740164993I dunno, I think I've got the TMF mod set up. I also don't have many Artifacts unlocked, sorry.
>>1481253I died and other D/C'd, maybe connection issue, but back in the lobby. Gonna keep it up for at least another 10-15
>>1481253Got DC'd and I was lagging hard anyway. Don't think it had anything to do with the host tho I've been having internet issues all day
>>1481274Damn, that's unfortunate, but that's how the video just games sometimes
Does this work or get you banned from steam?
>>1481284that's outdated, but it still works perfectly fine
>>1481253And closed. Had to run, but again, GG.Gets rough for Pilot if you can't pick up multi-hit items
HOST
owari da
I'll only host if you buy 4 copies of Deadbolt
>>1480049host NOW47.184.42.15411100artifact of cloverelite spite bombs plusstarstorm
>>1483787Oh shid, a jost :DDDD
>>1483787update your starstorm faggot (alpha4 vs latest [beta5])
>>1483794fug, I'm retarded (back up)
Damn I missed it
>>1483822Headed to final now, if you're still around.
>>1483851aight
>>1483787>>1483856wiped, open
>>1483787wiped, closed
Please post risky art
>>1484795I thought you'd never ask
That's all for now
No wait, bonus official art
okay but where is host
>>1484856>His programming... is part of me.>His retardation... is part of me.>His greed and greasiness... is part of me. This is an easy riddle.
>>1484872uhhhhh I probably uhhhhh could uhhhh try to host, but it'd probably be laggy idk which version? I can do it after I eat these foods
>>1484910stahstom
>>1484911sure uhhhhhhhhh dunno if it'll work right, but here:IP: 68.235.52.36Port: 16597Flags:ss_stabless_unlock_allorigin_glitchgup_spite_glitchss_disable_straytarn
>>1484933>he hasn't updated rormlngmi
>>1484933computer exploded, i swear to fucking god
>>1484939I sure haven't. What about it
>>1484933ah dang, it's been like 30min, gonna pack it up so I can play tony hawk
>>1484946need updated rorml to host nowadays because old rainfusion integration broken
>>1484947yeah butshreddin with the hawk man, dudehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMinjA_wtKw
>>1484941rorml version mismatch doesnt allow to join. that's what
>>1484957i see i seeyou should've lead with thatthat way next time, i can give you my version
Moar art
And the silent wait for host resumes
>>1485197>giving the False Son tranny scarssurely they know how bad that sounds out loud right.
>>1485342>False Son>is a false sonwhat do you mean it not canon
>>1484854I meant more along the lines of lewds of the hot women but this is ok too
>>1485342artist is a tranny with uwu in his alias, color me surprised
>>1485197Ah man, isn't that the art for the fighting game? It's a shame to have >>1485342 then, and yet totally unsurprising
>>1485197>>1485342There's also a weird donut steel I can't identify next to him
>>1486654i think that's supposed to be seeker?
>>1486655I guess so? Seeker doesn't have a cape or a pencil skirt with wide birthin hips but I kinda see it now
>no posts for two fucking daysrisky used to rule this board...
>>1489853No hosts will do that to a game.
The Japanese guy got back to me. He said he made a Rex model.
Until next host
>>1490378>>1490381Very good
>>1490361>>1490370>>1490381>>1490495Nutting repeatedly inside Artificer until she becomes a mommy!
New patch https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/632360/view/4478359995220492415
>>1491264>molesting the game again instead of leaving it be so mods can fix it>stretched over three fucking updates
>>1491264okay wheres the new modified DLL
>twisted elites are gonna have a fucking spirit bombWTFBASED BASED BASED
>hotpoo confirmed is working on deadlockHOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>1491264>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS7n7Xhtdi0>they will be making chef have a useful primaryhey, that sounds greatnow do tell me why exactly the chef we have now was thought up first, instead of this
>>1491346Criminals and students.
>>1491327that's why the game's so shit
>>1491292I've made it in a form of a mod a while back since Gearbox decided that they want to update the game, editing dll every update became tiresome. So instead this archive is mod manager compatible, entirely client side and multiplayer compatible. https://files.catbox.moe/bg6zkv.zip
how could have hotpoo forsaken us? what was his endgame?
>>1491264>antlers now give ms, and occasionally spawn orbs that give temp movespeed and barrier>white itemSo why use hoof? I guess it could be like 3% movespeed per antler but with the other benefits vs the 7% of hoof.
>>1491563consistencyhoof is always active while antlers you have to slurp up the orbs to get max effectiveness
>>1491507He really hates actually putting much effort into his work and he really loves money. So abandoning his company and IP to go work at Valve seems like the natural choice.
>>1491346Today i will remind them
>>1491563eh, i would rather have hoof 100% of the time past like stage 2.it's shit for the same reason monster tooth is shit, going for the orbs is more trouble than it's worth. it giving barrier is especially bad because it just disappears instantly, at least with brooch you keep it up just by doing damage.
>>1491264cool roadmap but why didn't Gearbox just make it not shit in the first place
>>1491655Please understand, saar
>>1490622weird, I don't remember making this post
So is Starstorm just completely broken? Last couple times I've tried to load in I can't even get in game when it's in the mod loader
>>1491719Patch was a few hours ago. Expect everything to be broken.
artificer is my wife!
>>1491751same brother, same
>>1491863
>>1491864
>>1491751>>1491863wrong, she's mine
>>1492225she's ours anon.
>fighting over shartificer when the true waifu has always been mine
>>1492225Everyone gets their own Arti anon, don't you know this? Or haven't you been the poor little commando in a team of 6+ artificers?
>>1492502>the poor little commando in a team of 6+ artificers?God I wish that were me
Does anyone play this game solo? And yes, i know im posting this in /vm/
>>1493614I only play this solo.
>>1493645Im going to make you plunge your dick into my loose fucking asshole faggot
>>1493651sorry your candidate lost bro
>>1493614game works better in solo than MPI'd host but I've had zero free time as of late
>>1493673but i...won..?
>>1469485So i just decided to play some risky and started up the game and then found out that ALL MY MODS ARE FUCKING BROKEN WTF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1493818cute asuka
nobody noticed that enemiesreturns updated with spooders the other day
I will not host.
>>1494842Providence would host. If he was still alive.
>>1494876He hosted for /v/ermins, that's why he died.
>>1494911
Is there a way to disable Nemesis being a playable character in the HUNK mod? I don't want this big nig on the character select screen and found nothing in the config.
>>1495876unfortunately you're gonna have to wait until rob digs himself out of the hurricane wreckage. he's too busy getting his life back on track to concern himself with risky......
Risky... Dies?
dead gamedead threadthank you randy pitchfordvery cool
>>1497313you can thank hopoo for making this all possible ;)fucker gave me a masked/helmeted woman fetish and left for cigarettes
>>1497679>fucker gave me a masked/helmeted woman fetish and left for cigarettesFor me, TF2 did that in 2011 when I discovered Fempyro. Then it was worsened by Warframe and I ended up here.
>>1497890ok pyrocynical
>>1497891Pyrocynical is a poser who doesn't even play TF2 and just used her for a publicity stunt
>>1497890>You are a man of integrity just like me
>>1498002Based fellow Fempyro enjoyer
Risky when?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1502696all is forgiven if I get to SLAG him in the next blands game
>>1502696Need an edit of him wearing a Deadlock shirt and with a headcrab hat
And so it vanished, another thread in the archives.
press E to obliterate your legacy
>>1505889my wallpaper :)I don't even like the game that much and I've only played it like 6 times I just really like the aesthetic