Thread for the Third Person, Third Biggest MOBA, based on various World Mythologies.FACT: The 4chan clan is [SmGen]: Smite Gen Plus! All new players are welcome!Most members are on around 10pm-4am UTC+0 (esp. Saturday). Party up with anyone you can find.Post funny clips if you're feeling cute. Original content is encouraged!Regulars usually talk / LFG in-thread, don't mind them.>SMITE Y11https://www.smitegame.com/news/11-10-bonus-notes-live-october-24/>SMITE II>>Currently in Closed Paypig Alphahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VooS1RuWbo>>Free access if you're not a retard (but why would you want to?)>>Two unnecessarily remade Godtoons planned every 3 weeks>>Five total new Godtoons before the formal release at 50 in mid 2025>>Roadmap planned for 100 by late 2026>>Finishing catchup of 135+ by ~2027>>Basically, it's fuckedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1Y_d_Lhp60>New Player Guide + Splash Art Galleryhttps://rentry.org/smgen>Lorehttps://rentry.org/smgenloredoc>Linkshttps://www.smitegame.com/downloadhttps://www.smitegame.com/newshttps://nitter.net/SMITEGamehttps://smite.gamepedia.com/Smite_Wikihttps://www.smitefire.com/smite/godshttps://smite.guru>Previoushttps://arch.b4k.co/vm/thread/1467253
>>1484645jing wei (in hd)
>>1484640Hel (my wife) looks so cute
>>1484640what godtoon is behind loki
>>1484647but that's her shi1 model
You will buy last gasp. by last gasp, I of course mean my last gasp as ix chel farts in my face.
>>1484673>Serqet>Latches onto you>"Take your last breath.">BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPShe''s the goddess of venom, so you know that stuff's toxic.
>>1484673Is she in Smite 2 yet
at first I was like
but then I was like
It's assault or nothing.
>>1484864>>1484866They're both shit. Smite 1's map is overstuffed with random crap because hirez thinks more stuff = more depth, and SHITE2's map looks like it was generated from with random noise and oilified. Neither of them have any structure anymore.
>>1484645Flat Toon
>>1484864Bloat map. Take me back to season 4 instead.
Is Hirez gonna die before they finish Smite 2?
>>1485163Hirez has infinite money so that's not a real risk. The CEO is a trust fund baby who has funded them out of pocket before when Tribes failed. Smite 1 was the first time they actually made money as a company.
>>1485163>>1485169I'd say it's possible they go under. They're clearly hurting financially, since they said they needed to make Smite 2 when they made it to survive.
hey guys ive been cooking a merlin build, what do you think?
>>1485350I think you should try smite 2
>>1485350proggs :D
alright time to gank the solo*he blinks away*alright time to gank middle lane*he blinks away*from now on i will only be ganking duo.
>>1485350DON'T TELL ME HOW TO FUCKING PLAYFUCKING METAFAGS SHITTING YOURSELF EVERRY TIME SOMEONE TRIES SOMETHING DIFFETENTOH GEM POLE STAFF IS USLESS JUST BECAUSE IT ISN'T 'DA META'HOW DO YOU KNOW STRENGTH ITEMS DON'T WORK ON THE WIZARD HAVE YOU EVER TRIED ITOH NOW YOU'RE REPORTING ME?>DON'T OLAY THE METS>MONEY STOLENWHY DON'T YOU METAFAGS TRY HAVING FUN FOR ONCE
>>1485350Do you reckon war flag procs last gasp.
>>1485163Maybe. Even if they don't, they'll probably sunset all games that aren't smite 2 in order to survive.
made a new firend (thingsthe wubbster will never know tfw of bc hes no in the clan)he's welcome o hop on during pubstoms (you kno who your ar, with thtis epic subtle reference)
>>1485663let me guess, another egirl who is actually a man?
>>1485663This never happened.
Nice to know this slop format Isn't exclusive to SMITE.
>>1485668That wouldn't stop him from proccing.
Oh god, I'm close... I think I'm gonna...AAAAHH, I'M PROCCING! I'M FUCKING PROCCING!!! AAAAAAAHHHH
>>1485663Proofs
>>1486029No more proofs, Will
Dont care still not playing SHI2 or buying diamondgembucktoons
You wouldn't proc Scylla, would you?
>>1486254Im range banned from posting images rn but I would
>>1486254I'd proc her Mantle of Discord if you know what I mean
Raptor...
>>1486254Hell no, but Jing Wei on the other hand...
>>1485760agni rework looking particularly shit>shield of spoiler][/spoiler]thorns / curseweaver / sands of time new artshitbuild too
What if Jing Wei had a futa dick?
>>1486289Dolize....
We need more Gallon... and Genlog...posts.
>>1486289Then she would be called Jing Weiner
>>1486313Slime can we not?
>start the game 07/2 (enemies full damage noobis suppor t and i gotta eat some wraps to keep the adctoon safe) (it'sa hard job, but someone gotta do it)>everyon down in the dumps>crack a phat joke>YOO EIHS NOOBIS EAIN BEANS!>everyone stil lhatesme bu wr dodge the surrender>congraulate everyone on hier kills>make phat calls on who's arriving at what lane>se up a fukkin arsome quadra>20 minutes later, winn>everyone thinks they were the one who carried the team (bu t really, it was a team effort ;) )the moral of the story: menalstate wins gamesNEVER GIBE UP!
>>1486334This never happened.
>>1486334inv
any godtoons for this song?https://youtu.be/RLL6gF-QO6E?si=UCgLJJ2s2OUPnE-D&t=762
>still no text chat>another non-adc mage turned into a fake-adc
The Morrigan 2 is the worst god in smite 2 and a downgrade in every way buggy unsatisfying fuck why would lermy do this
>>1486342nah i'm goodi feel obligtedto play more than i really should when i' mpartying, and i've got things to do toniget (like yo momma LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl)aprreciate the gesture
>>1486345Chronos with the Chronos64 skin
>>1486350It's an alpha, just like tribes 3.
why aren't we halloween theme?
>>1487030works on my machine
>>1487058Only after I made the post. Maybe it only turns on for threads posted in during Halloween....Post some spooky art anyways.
>>1487030This is a no fun allowed genera- thread.
>>1487068Srry Im still range banned so I cant
This is just sad.
It's ok they banned all the toxic players so now SMITE can flourish.
>>1487227don't care about what other niggers are doingfuck off back to your wannabe threadmergei will continue to play smite
I'm gonna play dragon age: spectacular launch failure guard for two hours so I can write a mean review, and then I'm gonna refund in and smite 2.
>>1487227Dont careI'm still not playing Deadlock or Marvel Rivals
As long as you can still find games it doesn't matter. It's not like this game has functional matchmaking anyway.
>>1487227Dont care still not playing Paladins or posting in hrzg
>>1487227https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCqe751tOAo>>1487259andromeda was one of the biggest shitshows ever and somehow people still thought bioware can make a good game, i simply dont get it mane
>>1487297People truly believe that there'll be good things following bad.
>>1487297It's because the Golden Age of Bioware was so golden.Shit's like people still respecting Greece & Egypt as cultural powers to this day, despite the Christian and Muslim Conquests going out of their way to destroy as much of it as possible.
>Will not be at pubs this weekend, MonHunWilds Open Beta is going to be on.
Happy HalloweenBe sure to get your complementary Banshee Blowjob.
Cliodhna porn??? Where? Where Cliodhna porn??whe?/
im not telling
>>1487576how about now?
>>1487583Depends.Is it mint flavored or just dyed green?
>>1487584green food coloringmaxxed
>>1487588yeah no, find it on your own
>>1487583
>>1487599This is offensive towards black members of /smgen/ such as wubb. Please delete the image.
>>1487600im white, chang
>>1487612Its okay for you to be black wubb. You are accepeted her despite the fact.
I will now be commissioning cliohdhna porn.
>>1487634>commissioning CP
>>1487634Assuming this is true, based.She's kinda cute when she doesn't have the evil banshee look.
>>1487612>fatty
I've returned from my 3 day. Again.
>>1487655its muscle
>>1487666Dolize...
>>1487666Dolize gets banned on reddit. Dolize gets banned on smite. Dolzie gets banned kn 4chan. Yet he always manages to come back unlike altpaki.
>>1487600
>decide to play Cthulhu duel>against a medusa, not so terrible>ignore defense and goes full life steal> she builds double D as last 2 items>camps tower until she gets BDK >my titan at half hp>she surrenders on her 8th deathGuardian duel chads rise up. Managed to get 60 stacks of tablet of destinies, they hit her for 100+ damage, Cthulult is nasty with it.
>>1487686wait did she go full lifesteal or you? Your grammar makes it ambiguous.
>>1487688her, farmed her early and mid easily, then she got double D
>>1487677He's much more fun to watch, so he gets a pass.
Dragon age fell to 40k players already. I guess people are busy playing the monster hunter beta demo, and maybe some of them are in smite 2.
>>1487797Don't care still not playing dragon age, monster hunter, or smite 2.
>>1487797madam please this is the smite threadcorpofaggotry belongs in hrzpalanig general
Raptor has turned and left me hereJust where I was before he appearedAnd in his place wubb's shitty assault gamesHas filled the place behind my mmr
It's time hirez admits they were out of line banning AltBlue and hold a public meeting to apologize.
why doesnt altpaki make more accounts to play on while his ban expires like dolize does? is he stupid?
>It's time hirez admits they were out of line banning AltBlue and hold a public meeting to apologize.
>>1487797We're on osrs doing raids waiting for you
He's right. The game cannot survive without the top SMITE player with the biggest community.
you WILL play SMITE 2.
after 4 weeks of dodging the questions, the west has fallen
>>1488364random piece of white cloth for no reason??? is it a diaper??
>>1488364>>1488369ugh I know but I'm just not going to play it is all
>>1488364>>1488369Don't care still not playing SHITE 2.
ZAMN MONSTER HUNTER LOOKS LIKE THAT?? >>1487797
>>1488369DCSNPS2
>>1488364Updated for modern audiences.
>>1488369Looks better.
>>1488364wow they were really out for blood with aphro>le classic was well liked!it wasn't, it wa worse and this literally covers up all her skin visibility from behind like a fuckin backward-facing burkha.not playing it btw. hope appealing to the combined 200 player playerbase on leddit was worth it.
>>1488364Why did they put a second loincloth under the first?
Thoughts?
>>1488774It's because It's pay 2 p-play!!!!! (Let's ignore that they've been handing out a billion codes for free)
>1488774My thoughts are that you're not getting the attention you want in your dogshit wannabe thread merge, and we should start reporting you of offtopic (hypothetically)
>>1488782meant for >>1488774
>post smite numbers.>IS OFF-TOPIC!!!!
If I streamed SMITE right now I would be the trop streamer.
>>1488784>is an obvious derailing offtopic nigger with history>brings up the same fucking points over and over, to the same replies>>NOOOO DON'T REPORT ME PLEASE I DINDU NUFFIN JUST POST IN THE PALADINS THREAD SO I CAN GET ATTENTION THERE TOO, PLEASE YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND IT'S THE END FOR LOREZ (FOR REALSIES THIS TIME)
>>1488788Shut the fuck up, you raging sperglord.
Chris gets really upset when you show him the steam numbers guys.
>>1488787And why is that?
>>1488793We just don't know.
>>1488805How would your stream be better than the others
>>1488815I would be sexist and racist. I would tell my teammates to kill themselves at every opportunity. I would let the voices win and talk with no filter.
>>1488784Because you spam it nearly every day and nobody here even play shit 2,
>>1488875I will keep posting smite and smite 2 shit in the smite thread, and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>1487227Now it's even sadder.
@1488784AltBlue can we not
>>1488665Yeah maybe I'm just stupid but I liked the current Aphro design more.Sometimes they overdesign the characters. It's why I prefer default serqet to her T2.
HERA'S FAT GRANDMA GYATT
Honestly if hirez payed AltBlue 2,000,000 pound right now he could save SMITE.
>>1489238altblue already weighs 2,000,000 pounds
>>1489238What could be possibly do that would save SMITE?
uh oh altpaki melty
Altpaki will save SMITE.
Bros I feel like streaming getting perma'd. Would you watch.
>>1489282cute shotatoon
cute girltoon*
>>1489289>>1489309Proofs?
>>1489326Charbdys is fish, therefore she's a girl
>>1489330how does that logic work
charybdis cloaca.....
>>1489278set up a time far enough in advance and ill let you know if i can make it
not even whales will have enough to unlock the entire roster, this is a highly jewish technique
>>1489867>900 gemcoins to unlock a god.
>>1489867wow <3. i love video games
>>1489867now show me the diamondbucks price for skins
I want to fuck this.
>>1490451Cute long haired boy. His strong facial features kinda ruin it though
I want to fuck Fenrir.
It's time hirez apologizes for banning AltBlue.
It's time lorez apologizes for creating SHI2.
It's time to buy gemcoindiamondbucktoons.
It's time altBlue announces his return to hand of the gods.
Holy fuck I could actually probably remake Hand of the Gods. Wait no way do we. That could be bussin.
I would play hand of the toon gods, at least for a little bit.
It's time lorez announces their return to developing SMITE.
It's time SMITE announces their return to developing lorez
Post some fucking gameplay videos.
It's time to post some fucking SMITE2 gameplay videos.
>>1490968Why do you always post the numbers you get in the early hours in the morning, as if you're making some huge grandstand statement that's convincing a thread that's already told you to fuck off.
>>1490976>stop posting about games! REEE!Because it's almost like that's when I'm browsing this not-general, that has zero discussion about either of the games it's purported to be about. Durr.
>>1490981you're not posting about playing online multiplayer games, you're posting about numbers for the XXth time.
>>1490968It’s an alpha
He spams the charts in the middle of the night like clockwork.
uh oh melty
uh oh smite 2
Uh oh, altblue made a post again
sugoi uwu Fafnir-kun desu
If I won a million dollars I'd host the EU SMITE LAN.
>>1491213and that's why you'd need to win a mil, since you'd never make a mil.
>>1491213You won't win a million dollars so how about you try getting a job and stop donating money to vtubers first?
Vtubers are the only thing keeping half this genera- thread's posters alive.
>>1491241Pretty sure you posted this in the wrong thread pal
>>1491241Altpaki...
>>1491333Dolize...
>AIEEE! YOU CAN'T POST THE STEAM NUMBERS! YOU'RE A PALAGAY!>but Dolize and altPaki are perfectly fine, and always on topic.
janny took offense that i suggested someone in their late 30s should have a family
>>1491345Lol u mad
>>1491333>>1491337Name the current VN you're reading NOW.
time to go nutz
>hrziggers have resorted to posting cropped child pornography Dont care still not posting in your off-topic shitposting general
>>1491350Dolize get banned 50% of the time he posts and he's rotting with 3 days almost every week though>>1491570>He doesn't know
gg's malcazarnevver let a chud bring you down
i hate getting pussy.nothing more disappointing than a cute girl inviting you over to her place to play chess when all she wants to do is fuck.women do not blue-ball anymore. i want to chase you for 3 months and feel like having sex with you is the last time every time. it’s much more fun doing things while imagining fucking each other the entire time. i want it to feel like you’re punishing yourself by fucking me, like you’re doing me a favor.i was getting my dick sucked and literally the only thing i could think of is like wow this is so gay and not fun, put your goofy tits and stinky pussy away. i barely know you.
my love for sol is like a truck
Can't believe how many ultra high quality posts were made since I last posted the steam numbers.
I'll host an EU LAN in my bedroom and it will be epic.
>>1491943Thanks Crazy. Check out Paul Allen's card.
Will they ever add any new content to SMITE?
>>1491923It's almost as if we're on a board which doesn't need a bump every 10 minutes, so there's no urgency to force a conversation.
>>1491970It's almost like there should be some kind of engagement in the game, instead of CP posting.
>>1491977Post the Nox taunt.
>>1491978
>>1491979A relic from a more civilized age.
Can't play a game of SMITE 1 without a player toon leaving. It's genuinely over.
Dolize using his mom's pc to ai generate cp and wonders why she kicked him out of the house
I am owed pubs this weekend. If I dont get them I'll hurt myself.
>>1492123we went on a small pub crawl yesterday (me and my new friend(
>>1492144this never happened
>>1492144TFTI
>>1492102What if Dolize isn't real, and we're actually playing with his mom?
So are they still updating this game or are they gonna stop since they're making that sequel nobody likes
>>1492181They'll update it, but no new content is being made.
>>1492185So essentially the game is on life support?
>>1492186Yes.
If the game was on life support it would at least be breathing.
>>1492189Proofs?
>>1492213They said they'd add no further gods to SMITE after they added Nut, and so far they haven't added any.
>>1492189No wonder all the e celebs left then. The game has no room for growth and the sequel is rancid.
>>1492226B-b-but muh crossgen goypasses...
>>1488364Why is she wearing diapers?
>>1492191it is. buy the crossgen pass
The last few times in the span of few days that I've been playing SM1, I face annoying lag that I don't notice when I'm browsing, downloading or playing other MP games. Could it be due to the infamous lo-rez servers (now also on maintenance due to SM2)? Or could it be something from me?Playing from EU.
>>1488364>nerfed tits>covered assthanks god i didn't played this shit
>>1492432It's not impossible that it's on your end, but it's probably low rez's servers. They probably cut them back at the start of the month or something.
so when are they fixing the fact that only half your kit will be viable no matter the build when playing shi2
>when playing shi2
I can fix her
>>1492679>>1492680>>1492682She needs me to impregnate her so much.
>>1492679>>1492680>>1492682how many abortions has lermy had?
>>1492679>>1492680>>1492682i can heal her>>1492688lets just say cliodhna's ult has inspiration
>>1492679>>1492680>>1492682>and I just laughed...lol deserved
>>1492745jesus christ ill never see clioh the same again
>>1492688Look lermy had sex in her youth but we ALL do that, real virginity doesnt activate until you turn 18, and lermy still has that. and thats what matters.
>>1492679>>1492680>>1492682Dumb slut needs to have the stupid bred out of her.
It's over...
>>1492785A million peoples votes don't matter that's crazy actually.
>>1492788Democracy, baby.
jing wei
charybdis
Leave Lermy alone, she's done nothing wrong.
True actually.
>>1492822>someone got banned again/smgen/ sisters...why are we always persecuted...
Bros I cannot be arsed learning all the STR/INT/PROT abilities in SMITE 2. I think I'll boot up SMITE 1 and play mitigation bellona instead.
>>1492987Chuds need to realize that this isnt /vg/ anymore and they cant get away with their shitposting.
>>1493117basedmight be on later tonight if im'm feeling it idk
>>1493172
Izanami 1 now applies a stacking bleed.3 has a movespeed boost4 applies a fading slownaturally she has has int scaling in the prockit so when your adc is incapable of killing tanks dont be shocked to find out shes a mage, actuallykhepri 1 has more left/right movement when you grab someone 2 has a delayed explosion at the end of its rangegain 2 of each prot for each toon you reviveNemesis now has int scaling on 3 of her her abilities. such innovationif you reply DCSNPS2 to this post ill fucking get you by the way
Both of my hirez concubines are having melties... needing correction....
I'm still not playing SHITE2 by the way
Going to impregnate these mothers-to-be with my white seed and force them to further the 1488.
>>1492987I will finish... what he started....
>>1493458I think smite might have the best feet in the moba genre
>>1493449don't care still not playing shi2
jing wei2
>>1488364>can't have the literal goddess of sex be too lewd :^)
>>1493638delete this
Lower.
Mitigation bellona is actually pretty fun. You don't need Deaths toll to infinite pull the fg you can do it with just equinox.
>>1492987Too much CP.
"wE sHOulD nErF sUPpoRT sTaRteRs tO oNLy giVe gOLd iF hAvE tHe LoWeSt gOlD oN yOUr tEaM" - Actual quote by an honest to god hirez SMITE developer.
>>1494066Yeah, I'm thinking hirez are based after all.
>>1494066Proof hirez hates good players.
>>1494066>steal every kill from your carries>get punished>how cood dis happen???? durr
>>1494066Typical fatass killstealing support tranny. Why would you need MORE gold after leeching off your adc all game?
Explain to me how It's fair I get matched up against the same 5-man queue twice in a row?
>>1494210just gitgud nd kill all of them at once yourself
>>1494210>immediately reque>have the same MMR +- minor changes>get the same matchamaking
>>1494210a jubilacious 5 stack is more likely to be socially adjusted and have a job, thus be more likely to buy gems than a loner basement dweller who never buys gems. this was a hard pill to swallow but making fair queues was never the objective.
jubilacious proc
>>1494210You had the opportunity to run it back with the smgen 5 stack but refused
>>1494264They wouldn't because half the regulars got banned in game or are banned from 4chan
>>1494248this never happend
>>1494342Worth it.
Post a jubalicious proc
Will there be jubalicious pubs later today?
>>1494775FACT: I will be playing Monster Hunter so I will not be able to make it to the jubilacious party.
>>1494786Can you at least lie and tell us you're playing a good game instead
HYPERBOREANS AWAKEN
>>1494957Thanks It's still useless.
>>1494957damn...so this is the power of post shi2 updates...
>>1494775SNIFFFFFFFF
>>1494775Tommorow. Trust the plan.
what the fuck did they do to aphrodite
>>1495029for comparison's sake here's what her original smite 2 model looked like (it's no longer in the game's files as of the latest PTS update)
>>1495029Why does she have man shoulders.
>>1495029>>1495030Don't care still not playing SHITE 2.
Why are magetoons so bad? Whenever I'm forced to play them I have the urge to throw.
>>1495058The only mage you need is support baron samedi
>>1495029>>1495030https://youtu.be/Xx4-HYQrYj8?t=43not looking good for shi2 faggots>>1494957we are so fvcking back
why is no one online?why is no one online?
get onlineget onlineget online
>>1495092>>1495093
>>1495115
>>1495093Good luck!Get buzzed!
assault makes me want to kill myself
>>1495089sex
>>1495058Mages are the retard's choice so thats why or something
>>1495058If their skills are on cooldown they don't existIf they're out of mana they don't existWarriors and guardians are at least phat, and Assassins and Hunters do good damage even without mana or skills.
>>1495218>T. Cthulu player
Hate it when I blind pick an ability toon and I'm against a tank toon like C'thulhu that demands qinns.
If anyone is a plays regularly and needs a +1, add Malcolm(Maicoim) in from the clan list. I'm on most days and down to proc.Also will be on today at around 5pm est
jubilacious proctoon
jubilacious pubs
Rumor has it Erlang Shen is getting a voice change.What % of players think this is a good idea, and is it above 96%?
>>1495642Can't get the original?
>>1495349heartseeker retard>>1495642aren't they pausing development for smite? why would they change erlang and nothing else?
>>1495675>>1495740I meant in smite 2
>>1495863and am i suppsoed care about shi2? as long as the original (as godtoon intended) is untouched, who giveth a phuck. nothing wrong with rlang, he's fine, just more shi2 busybodies chaning shit that a loud minority whined about.
Betrayal...There are no pubs...
hopping won now
I will be home in an hour
>>1496013Sorry Im finishing my yearly VTMB playthrough so youre on your own.
online = checksnakcs = soup + lemon rizzle + tangerinecomfy = defintielygoypass = needs finiishingready to prock = affrimaive
jubilacious pubtoon
>brand new gallon of milk>za>bacon cheesebread>root beer candy>minor brain damage>obelisk is activewaiting for invproc
late=alwaysgay=certainly
playing one without you littlescylla
jubilacious partyjubilacious procs
>warrior against single damage type >die 6 times
https://streamable.com/pnjyw8
time to put on animal i have become 1 hour gym motivation version
what if ne zha spammed vgs for 40 minutes
they lag switch raijin taunt comboed me
what if your tank spammed vel all game
WE WINDOWS
jing wei paizuri
>>1496294i want those two greasy pancakes in (and around) my mouth
They should do a crossover with Digimon. I think with both franchises being nearly dead they would sync up together.
Do you think uncapped cdr will go nuts on Discordia when she's added to Smite 2?
>>1496612Are there even enough proc items for her in SMITE 2.
>>1496592they cant afford crossover stuff anymore since shi2 has been killing Lorez. They couldnt even afford to have a bunch of devs anymore and fired all the oldguard.
>>1496615that's not what I askedsome of my fondest memories on Smite are going discordia and just rolling my face on the keyboard
>>1496621For me It's building no cdr and all proc items then using her 3 to give you the cooldown you are not build.
>>1496625but what about when your 3 is on cooldown?WHERE'S YOUR GOD THEN?!?!
>>1496627I'm a Jungle fight enjoyer. I just 1 over the wall then run away.
>>1496592I hope they add weedmon
>>1496752This is wubb when he cant play assault
Let's all love conquest.
From now on we are only going to queue slash and assault.
>>1497083...and conquest.
>>1495029updated for modern audiences
susasno and aphro both got nerfed in the same patch for smite 1 :)
From now on we are only going to queue joust and arena.
...And SMITE!
Bros SMITE 2 is simply too complicated.
The official SMITE Reddit opinion is that the low playercount doesnt matter because everyone is waiting for SMITE 2 to launch properly. Is this true?
>>1497672copium, methinks, i concur
>>1497672We are the last SMITE players on earth.
>>1497685>the smite dev team exists to serve us and only usb....based..... s-so fvvvvvcking bassste....
Why does my team always persecute me for playing Lancelot
>>1497696because you buy defense on him
Would you let her finger your butt?
>>1497794I would saw her head off and eat it.
>>1497794
>>1497862based
>>1497862basedelicious
Who the fuck is Suhlayer?
>>1497862Is this Lermy?
>>1498096ligma balls
>>1497862I will now buy Diamondbux and play SMITE2.
>>1497874>>1498000
SMITE 1 has more build variety than SMITE 2. (SMITE 2 was created with the idea of build variety in mind)
>>1498689>you cant force a metashocking truth!>you cant force me to care about shi2shocking 2th!
Where's the fucking frag videos?
>>1498734as whomst
>>1498744Baba Yaga.
>>1498734I created a new build for King Arthur. Might make some clips of it tomorrow.
>>1499064Can't wait.
Gallon. Raptor. Wubb. Genlog. Post clips for me now now now now now!
>>1498641Is it bad that as soon as I sent the message "based" I realized OH NO WAIT IM NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT HERE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AltBlue would have posted clips. Too bad he died from gemdiamondcrystalbucks overdose.
[SECRET BUILD DO NOT LEAK] Here is a picture of Achilles with a 2,450HP Prydwyn Shield.
>>1499753>lasts 2 seconds
>>14997545 seconds Ackshually.
>>1499754>>1499756Even if it was 2 seconds it's still basically Aegis on a 65 second cooldown
>>1499760>you JUST have to stack redstone and waste the ult you're best off holding for theati'll just take mantle of discord instead for an auto-silence when i'm in a pickle
*AND have 2 active before using it
Why was redstone slept on bros it literally gives you +25% overcapped prots
>>1499772because it doesn't fit into it's own build nicheif you want raw bulk as a bruisoid, you're taking sigil+aggro starter, because both sigils are stronger in terms of raw bulk (old guard being the second strongest bulk item in the game after proph); axe if you want a balance of sustain and damage instead. you take bluestone + prot starter for early clear, and if you're taking it it's probably your main / only damaging item, at which point brooch is the single best damage item in the entire game an you've got 5 other slots doing def for you.if you're a damagoid, you're always taking brooch because the prots off of redstone mean nothing.it's strong, sure, but it has no usecase in builds. if you put it on tainted instead of the 50% antiheal one, and gave bluestone something different like a prot-based liferip burn, then you might be looking at something procalicious instead.
Ok this is fun.>666 prots.
Mulan is the legend, not the Mysterious Warrior. She is the one who brought the legend to life. People thought the Mysterious Warrior was just a really good soldier and didn't really care until she took off the mask(Bane!?). Mulan should be the default.
No one cared who he was until he put on the AltBlue gamer tag.
>>1499892AltBlue? The #1 Grandmaster Terra on SMITE Console XBox One Series S Ranked Season 4 Split 2?
>>1500007Fuck, was it really that long ago?
>>1499843true but redditors are dumber than bricks
>>1499843Mysterious warrior is just kne of mulan's skin they gave out for free bro>its a SHITE 2 thing!Dont care still not playing it
>blah blah blah muh SMITE2Dont careStill not playing SHI2 or buying gemdiamondcrystalbucks
But why did they removed all the relic options and starter choices. That was like half the games fun for me.
>>1500161Because people were having too much fun, and it's easier and faster to balance and control fewer options.
>>1500161Genuine attempt at self-sabotage.
>>1500161its an alphabeta
Bros... I wanted to proccy a baba clip.. but ive been playing league of lagends again.. yone *cough* is so fucking gay.....bros....
>>1500234>playing gook click games
Tried to make some clips but the player base doesn't play past 10mins.
>>1500244devastaing still issue altblue, maybe if you stopped complainig lik a bitch and counting deaths, you'd get full gmes>>1500234condolences for your lossagame so pozzed, even the legal team talk like jaks
>>1499335Post vocaroo saying THE OBELISKS are active
>>1500294who is this DERRANGED man that is looking at me?
>>1500305womandrawing womanequals man
>>1500277AIEEEE! NOT THE RIOT LEGAL TEAM'S DISCORD ATTACK DOGS!
women can have chin bones and jawbones without being men. chud.
>YAAAAGHGH, women can have chin bones and jawbones without being men. chud.
>>1500319Only when the democrats are in charge.
>>1500326>Thoughts?Smite?
AHHHH IM GOING INSANEEEEE
>Play Mage toon >Build max damage >Tankoids abilities deal more than mineUHHUHUHUH!?!?!?!?
is smite 2 good yet?
LMAO.
>>1500355>Tankoids abilities deal more than mineProofs?
>>1500520I was playing Vulcan vs a C'thulhu toon and he killed me with his item procs.(I had a full anti C'thulhu build for context)
>>1500534>no proofs
>>1500537Proofs?
Proofs who say proofs?
>>1500541So you can't prove that the tankoid actually did more damage than you.
We are the knights who say proofs
Proofs? Proofs ? Who Say Proofs ? Where ? Where ,is Proofs .
SMITE was a mistake.
GOCAD mogs GOMAD
>Hi Rez said Nike is coming later because implementing her barrier is hardthat makes me sad
>>1501186>implementing her barrier is hardwhy can't they copy the one from UE3
>>1501186Bruh It's literally not. Why did they fire all their senior coders LOL.
>>1501191All the devs that knew how to do that were fired a couple months ago.
>>1501186if(auto attack){absorb} It simply can't be done the tech isn't there. Maybe it 20 years for SMITE 4.
When I finish my degree I will work for Titan Forge and save SMITE.
>>1501186Didn't they literally just make barrier tech a relic in SMITE 1 like a month ago. Did they forget how to do it.
>>1501186Doesn't Anhur pillar already do this. Maybe they're trolling.
>>1501237Don't forget if(contact with enemy god){pushback}
>>1501253>>1501251Yeah bros It's just herc push without the stun and anhur pillar the tech is all there.
>>1501255Nah what about knockback immmune or cc immune characters they need to be able to pass through it.
>>1501270Don't they already have displacement immune gods not being affected by pulls like Ares ult.
Guys you don't understand we don't need chud coders at hirez only basedjack game designers
I'm just not going to play SMITE 2.
...and SMITE!!!
SMITE 1 is so unplayable right now. Nothing but perma vs 5-stacks.
>>1501512But those cost a lot of money...
>>1501611FACT: This is 0% true. Smgen only does 3 stacks.
Why cant Nike just block the autos with her titties? She has boob-armor for a reason!
>>1501735what an ugly bully dyke bitch
>>1501752She's beautiful where it counts.
There is no godtoon but Jing Wei and I am her prophet.
Jing Wei is old and busted.
dyketoons for this feel?
>>1502273I will find your account. Join your games, and then behead whatever godtoon you are playing and dump it in the accursed sea.
Stop saying godtoon.
Charybtoon
They need to buff blackthorn hammers mp5 threshold. 25% is way too low.
"The coward dies a thousand deaths, but the valiant taste of death but once."- AlterationBlue
>>1502543wouldn't it be the other way around, retardhere's one for ya, if we're getting philosophical>they'll cry time and again how they were kicked out of 109 countries, but they'll never tell you whya similar parable to your game ban and evasion history
>>1502543Video games?
And I can't proc on my own(And I can't proc on my own)Because my games are in ConquestSo cut my mmr and mute my lobby(So cut my mmr and mute my lobby)So I can proc somes games tonight, or die
I make ravana noises out loud while I play him
>>1502738BRUAHRAHHM HM HUMPF
[VEL]
>>1502740OOEAHHH
>>1502679Need more tunes like this.
I think if I start maining Loki from here on out I'll become a better player.
Hey guys heres a flashback battle pass because we no longer support smite 1 teehee
>>1501752bullshitNike is the best
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/smite_gamepedia/images/3/3b/Notify_Fatality.ogg
minions have spawned...
>>1502965I thought SMITE would keep getting content, but I guess not. We paladins now.
Sub 7k soon.
We need to talk about how Blackthorn hammer Isn't doing It's job and needs a buff.
>>1503009ugly masculine bitch. I like my women feminine
>>1503158Stop attempting to troll us.
>>1503202It's not possible to troll people who post CP.
>>1503206Meds. Now.
>>1503207I'm on them already.
I want a heal meta
>>1503224Jing Wei needs to be on my lap.
>>1503230A meds meta.
>>1503233That's every meta in Assault
>>1503206This never happened.
>>1503243but I can't pick my favorite healer (guano poo) in assault
>>1503252It did in this very thread two weeks ago.
>>1503262Proofs?
>>1503201So do you dislike Bellona and Artemis too, then?
>>1503283Artemis is cute and feminine. Bellona is meh but she at least looks like a woman. Meanwile Nike in smite and fanart keeps getting represented as butch.
>>1503277>>1503276>>1491337
I'm gonna buy steambucks and then I'm gonna play half-life 2 and both episodes., and then I'm not gonna play smite 2
>>1503306Where's the new Halloween pic lerms.
shes busy having mommy issues
>>1503311Why is everybody who walks at hi-rez oozing daddy and mommy issues? Is it something they feed them?
I am entitled to to more Morrigan porn. Start commissioning.
>>1503417There's only one smite pron i've comissioned, and it involves one of the newest smite 2 godtoonsMorrigan is OLD NEWS.
>paying for porn.>ever.
you owe me porn for free, whores and drawslaves!
>>1503311Damn her mother cares about her well being and enjoys talking to her? How horrible.
They should bundle unban tokens with every gemdiamondcrystalbucks sale, so paying customers don't have to worry about being unable to spend money on the game.
>>1503579AltBlue, you literally asked to be banned.
imagine crying about getting banned in a dead game every day on 4chud
>>1503417INFERIOR CELTIC WAIFUFUCK THE BANSHEE
I will login in 1 hour.
>>1503699i mihjy eoo depedning on how long i take snacking (it might be a while, i'm making a toasie blt)
smite 2 is improving. it may be almost equivalent to smite 1 at launch
>>1503780improving... from alpha....... status... woah........
Raptor abandoned me for his shitty monster hunter game for the 3rd week in a row.
raptor didn' aandon you, aptor's has shit to don h's coming online now
in the endi cam onlinebut i oo awas abandondned..... so sad
Over for...and SMITEcels.Where did the fucking ...and SMITE meme even come from?
Post your favorite godtoon, kiddo.
...and PALADINS!!!
Redstone Medusa has had It's time in the sun. It's all about Sigil Transcendence Herc now.
>>1504435
Anyone playing tonight?
>>1504880God think of how much cum lerms forehead could absorb
>>1504880Fuck it I'll queue.
>>1504880devastating artwork
>>1504880No. I was promised Saturday games and they never happened.
who else /baublehead/?
How dead is this game that I'm versing nothing but 5-stacks back to back.
>>1504957buy gems to break the curse
>>1504957Have you tried buying gembucks or diamondbucks?
>>1504957Conquest and arena are full of stacks squeezing the last fun out of the game, so switch to assault or slash.
>>1505188slash has the highest frequency of 5 stacks of any mode
>>1505188>conquest and arena are full of 5 stacks>so I'll recommend slash instead
Play jungle practice.
>>1505436Only if you do some dances for me.
Nike best girl.
>>1505638...on opposite day.
>>1505641DELETE THIS
>>1505478
Titan talk! Recap>PLEASE buy skins PLEASE PLEASE buy skins yes we know direct purchases are overpriced but the community LOVES the chest system PLEASE>Also we wont be making any balance changes for a while because muh professionals need stable balance (hosting tournaments in an alpha, by the way)alright see you guys wednesday!
Berzerkers shield doesn't even give prots in SMITE 2. I don't think they know what stable balance means.
>>1505886No way this is true.>Checks It is LMFAO. AAhahahahahaha why would anyone ever play SHIITE.
>All the best stated items are actives with random functions.
Proc
Toon
they need to add a female god of mental illness
Arena is unplayable. Every fucking game is against a no life 5 stack with 20 stars on every godtoon playing the most cancerous comp possible.
>>1506328go to smiteguru and record proofs
>>1506300There are already many female gods, so mental illness is well represented as is.
>>1506300>>1504880
>>1506300*female godtoon
>Your account has been banned.Well, toodeloo to you too motherfuckers.
>>1506725oh boy what did you do this time
>>1506725Dolize/AltBlue...
>>1506725gallonofmilkperday...
>>1506725wubb...
>>1506729I can't really remember. Last naughty thing I did was shitting on some Arena retard who was like 2-14 and was costing us the game instead of staying behind or in base. But so did another one as well. Guess that was it? No big nono words though.And here I thought moderators had forgotten about the original and were focusing on SHIITE.>>1506735Not this faggot.In any case, I might splash a bit more on HOTS, but if I grow bored I will stop playing MOBAs all-together. Veeery small chance of going to LoL. Don't know if the ban gets transferred to SHIITE as well. Haven't played it yet.
Kek we have like 3 players left and they're just banning who's remaining.
You chuds are banned in smite 1 but smite 2 is still available to play :)
I'm just not going to play it LOL.
>>1506886>ban people from smite 1>"but you're not banned on smite 2! :)"Low IQ strategy from hirez to try to get people to play SHITE2.ButI'm just not gonna play it, is all! HAHAHAHA
Can you guys go one week without getting banned?
Look at this amazing increase in players.
I was playing conquest but it turned into Arena.
>>1507410Our banning strategy is working. Quick take down the SMITE 1 servers.
Who wants to go to Japan with me in January
>>1507515Are you fat, and if not, what are you going to be doing in Nippon?
I could find my hime-cut wife in Japan.
SMITE can't compete with Anime girls. It's over.
>>1507527Bros...fuck...
>>1507527Uh bros why aren't you supporting our girl the lermsterr?
>>1507519I eat like a fatty but no I'm not fat. One thing I missed out on last time that I'd like to do is go to a sumo event
>>1507433Where was my invite>>1507515Take me with you. Now.
>>1507527These are based on your own analytics altblue.
>>1507548That can't be altblue because Gura isn't on there.
>>1507546Jan 1-20 I'll see you there
Smite 2 is woke, and that's why hi-rez is going broke.
>>1507613how can shi2 be woke, every time i try to give it a chance to impress me, i fall asleep
smite 2 will be good in 2 years sarrs hold the door hold the door
>>1507704Proompt faster, saars!
>>1507647You're supposed to use steroids and vitamins, not sleeping pills.
>>1507433Charybdis sisters...
Behold.
>>1507798HOLY FUCKING SLOPPA
>>1507798NEW MOBILE LEGENDS:BANG BANG KINO JUST DROPPED!!!
>>1507798iv'e been pondering this image a lot recently, and its also my reacion to your timage
>>1507798
>>1507798>initial version is rough around the edges, but gets the point across, and has an extremely distinct silhouette>after a decade of development and improvements, with some more mistakes along the way, slowly but surely improve the chibi aesthetic to the point it's easily one of the most popular skinlines in the game>finally time to remake cupid and do it justice>don't use it
>>1507798We League of Legends nowWe bugman slop nowWe a mobile game now
>>1507798gravity defying sovl nukeanother reason i will not be playing shi2 added to the list
Bros, r*ddit thinks it's a good redesign...fuck...it truly is over for the smite playerbase...
>>1507798Where has the soul gone?
>>1507829>caring about the opinions of leddit scrubhumansyou need to go backhttps://www.reddit.com/r/CuckoldVerified/
>>1507837You can't put a price on a soul, so it was removed to make the game more marketable.
>>1507798Don't care still not playing shit 2 or buying diamondbucks.
>>1507798Don't care still not playing shit 2 or buying diamondgembucktoons.
Diamondtoons.
diamond dogs
>>1507931That was a good short story
>>1507798>Generic Pitt/Icarus asian pretty boy twink design>Isn't even holding the arrow in place with the forward hand>Chasing the asian market but nerfing the coomer skinsbig brain lorez moves
>>1507798charybdis if she boy
>>1508002but charybdis is a boy?
I think we should all redownload SMITE 2 and buy some diamonds.
i don't think i'll be downloading shite2 even if you paid me diamondbux
>its a game where your teammate plays the OP toon but they're a shitter and the enemy has the OP toon but they have common sense
My lane lost? Then I'll just sit in base spamming F6 every 5 minutes until I can ruin another game.
>>1508143>jungler didn't gank my lane. millions must feed.
Post close games that were epic to play.
There's a distinct lack of proccing in this thread,
