Dexter wins editionASIAN RMR - NOVEMBER 11other unimportant rmrs laterMAJOR OPENING STAGE NOVEMBER 30hltv.org
flyquest will fail
Based Sexter.
There is not a single black player in the cs2 major.
>>1495372Niko?
if china gifted teams jackets what should the indian to gift teams who play for their tournaments next year
>>1495385cricket bats
https://www.hltv.org/gallery/12749/perfect-world-shanghai-major-2024-asia-rmr-media-day
>>1495390oh i would've used one of the flyquest ones for the OP if i'd seen it before
>no eng streamgreat.
>>1495339>big happening, 3h until next ence gameWho picked anubis? And is there an english stream?
Any skinlords here? This is my loadout from now until the end of times. No more knife/gloves.
It couldn't be....could it?
>>1495438its a very common sentiment go on reddit and even hltv and you'll find most people saying its a dick movethe benefit is that they have a case unboxing meme streamer to hide behind so they have at least some people defending it
>>1495441I can't stand the fact that this screeching faggot ohne is getting any attention during the Major, it's worse than gaming the rules.At least they were "fair" and got a pretty bad EU player as a replacement instead of someone like BOROS who can actually shoot. Sener1 sucks.
>>1495441Rightfully so. It's just some legal shenanigans to have his meme team enter a weaker region. At least should've forced him to pick players which actually play in said region rather than literal jews with dual citizenship. Hadji is also French-Moroccan. Morocco being in Africa and about as far away from Asia/Middle-East as France is.
You know you're legit when people are doing citizenship shenanigans like in soccer
>>1495463eh, its just goofy to make israelis qualify as asians on valves partbut gods chosen people so I guess they're the exception
>>1495511asian rmr is just a misnomer considering it's middle east, asia, africa, oceania55% of earth's landmass, 77% of earth's population
>>1495543>55% of earth's landmass, 77% of earth's populationand 2% of earth's cs talent
ence bit of a goof after losing anubis from 8-4 lead but besides that did well kaspersky 1.8 rating on vertigo, so thats something
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>>1495556I wonder which map they're gonna pick instead of vertigo when train gets switched inSame for astralis and coL. Don't remember who else picks vertigoI imagine all the old astralis guys would just go for train. Don't know about coL
NiP can't even win the local Swedish LAN, it's so fucking over
>>1495564navi sissies are having a twitter styled mental breakdown, you love to see it
>>1495511where should they qualify?
NIP is gonna lose to metizportjust fucking disband man
>>1495641Why did simple do it?
>>1495511they are asians, turkey is borderline asianthey only play eu in other sports because the local competition is all arabs
https://www.dust2.us/news/54950/cs2-in-china-reportedly-plagued-by-serious-bug-ahead-of-majorWhy does nothing go right in Chinese CS?
>>1496036lmfao fucking chinks
>>1496036They don't play the same version?
December 15, Shanghai Oriental Sports Center, People's Republic of China
>>1496036>404what was it?
>>1496078https://web.archive.org/web/20241110001913/https://www.dust2.us/news/54950/cs2-in-china-reportedly-plagued-by-serious-bug-ahead-of-major
>>1496036>>1496092do these retards even play the game they write about
>>1496094don't think you can play the chinese version of cs outside china
>>1496092>features a prominent bug that drastically effects the accuracy of the first bullet fired, leading to it flying off in a random direction rather than where the crosshair is pointing>the first bullet fired from common weapons like the Desert Eagle or the AK does not line up with the crosshair. This first bullet also appears to be very inconsistent regarding where it lands.Sounds like a normal counter strike game to me.Did they hire a shitposter from /v/ to write this article?
post sick aceshttps://allstar.gg/clip?clip=672c6da21d07e7e069dc5007
I'm not clicking your stupid tweeter link. I just won't!! I'm not sorry.
do people really post clips of them blatantly cheating now? is this the state of this game?
>>1496278would be cool if you made a webm instead 2bh
>>1496321i didnt make it, this website does it automatically it just parses everyones demos all the time and finds highlights
>>1496323see>>1496321
>>1496361>not even pretending to be okay with chinese teams advancingself righteous cocksuckers are going to get humiliated
>>1496363why would australians pretend to like chinese? we hate you
>>1496363Why do you think about sucking cock so much?
Are all you fags OCE?
>>1496447I like pretending to be because I work night shifts and can make the chink seethe.
>>1495429Aren't convoys dirt cheap, could have gotten a mw pair? Kukris pullout animation is pretty stemming.As for me, sold plaids cuz needed money, don't have a knife since it's distracting me most of the time, only fat playskins left, never selling this ak, just too perfect
>>1496454Incredibly based actually, I'm guessing a fellow yuro then?
>>1496456Those are Queen Jaguars, as for wear they are like 0.17 which is good enough for me. I can pay more and get a pair in 0.10 for example but visual difference is negligible Plaids are really, really good. Sadly community caught on and they're very expensive now. There was a time when they weren't, should've gotten them then.Don't you miss the knife life sometimes?
>>1496461Yeah.
>You can be hotter AND wealthier and still get cheated onLmao @ Monesy. Guess it's time to bonk donk from now!
>>1496466>Queen Jaguarsfuck you got me there>Don't you miss the knife life sometimes?I do, the urge to flex on poor faggots from 3rd world still is alive deep inside of me, maybe if I get more money I will get myself a Marble fade stiletto, or a vanilla Karambit/M9
>>1496507Nice, I too participate in this wealthmogging of the thirdied.That said wouldn't it be better to look for a knife to match your purple gloves? Nowadays the trend seems to be to completely colormatch your entire loadout rather than just buying stuff you like.What happened to that bayo? I really like bayos, hugely underrated knives
>>1496534I think the $220 in crowd funding is funnier.
>the Major basically starts tomorrow>no hype
>>1496608it doesnt start for another week tho
>>1495385Hand sanitizer, soap and WCs.
https://x.com/rush/status/1855523753293422609>Chinese aren't soulful
>>1496530>your purple glovessold gloves, and don't want to buy them again, watched too much old stuff where pros don't have any gloves on, before the update.>What happened to that bayo? I really like bayos, hugely underrated knivesPullout animation is very pleasing, I sold it and then bought other knives(Nomad vanilla, Skele blue steel) which I got tired of after a 1 week trade hold, then bought Icarus Fell T1(really miss it), then traded for a FN Oni Taiji with Rox on lens, also will probably never sell it.
>>1496363>be okay withit must be crazy to conflate hate with someone not thinking you're good, then losing everything
>>1496646chinese dont have souls
The Chud of /Pol/ Street
>>1496476>VAC also doesn't work IRL
>>1496476>3dpdnot even once
>>1496650Good taste. That exact pattern Icarus Fell is my #1 skin in the entire game.I would literally never sell it
>>1496361No one can beat Sexter's humbleness, he knows he brutalized chink vision gaming see >>1423606 >>1423551 but he still chose them as one of the teams to advance, respect. I hope this is a lesson for you, residentschizochink, about hating the wrong man.>captcha: GAYMVP
>>1496361Also based Liazz trve pioneer of Asia CS, he knows Talon, FQ and Mongolz will qualify, others don't have a chance. Imagine how humiliating it would be to not have a single chink team at the chink major.
>>1496742Just lmao My favorite player Him being so deranged only makes me love him more
>a year of hype and buildup itt for the asia rmr>every game is at like 4am estwtf is this cocktease, is the major in this gay timeslot too?
PASHANOJ
Asia RMR finna be a bloodbath. On a related note I'm rooting for Alter Ego, would love to see OGs like Xign and Bntet succeed.
>>1496969based Alter Ego bro, me toothe first game is huge because Mongolz have a shaky bo1 record and they had minimal rest after returning from Europe, it's probably the best opportunity any team will have to beat them at the RMR.
norway is mogging
>>1496865Nah the ASIAN major in SHANGHAI CHINA is gonna be the perfect timeslot for American viewers.
>>1497044oh good, what's the rescheduled start time then?
>>1497046when do you get off work?
>>1497044China is Han America.
FLY HIGH MAH DRILLAS8h until absolute kino
>>1497056Most Asian team
>>1497057and thats a good thing
>>1497057flyquest suck dick anyway
>>1497062>admits to wanting to have sex with based Sexter
Going to sleep early so I don't miss Drillas vs LVG. Good night best coast bros.
Today I am Chinese.
>kills flyquests hopes and dreams
>>1497227its great seeing this level of competition in the asian scene, drillas, flyquest etc ASIA REPRESENT
you know whats crazy? in a little over 24 hours flyquest will be 3-0
>>1497238I don't think thats crazy at all.
>>1495380niko is only spiritually a nigger (for getting jks kicked), physically he white
>>1496476who is she kissing? dude looks like a pile of shit.
>>1497238>>1497240Would be since they only need to win two matches.
>>1497247Seems silly to have the openers be bo1s when the bracket is so tiny
>>1497238>you think flyquest will beat rare atom let alone taloncute
>>1497268you're just pretending to be the chink to set up the inevitable humiliation
>>1497030brvtal
>>1497270flyquest has looked like diarrhea ass all yearif rare atom loses to them its an indictment on the entire asian scenethat only happens if they don't lose to talon first
>>1497278you're not him
>>1497282correct i'm noti don't speak from a place of bias
>>1497283you are biased as you disagree with me
>>1497284thats not how bias works
>>1497278why would that be an indictment on asian cs, rare atom are substantially more ass than flyquestif mongolz lost, then there would be a problem
bntetsisters...
What are these soulless rooms they are playing in?
>>1497332hotels?
>>1497335Where's the cuck chair then?
>>1496969>>1497000>>1497327Yeah nah it was never going to happen, Asian CS is EXTREMELY top heavy. The gap between tier 1 and tier 1.5 is more than tier 1.5 and tier 10000.
>>1497337you said this like you were dropping knowledge on us
>>1497339im dropping these nuts in your mouth
>5 players, 5 different countries>soulless asia mix>#217At least soulless euro mixes are usually better than most nationals. What's the point of mixing if you're not even gonna break top100?
>>1497345there are plenty of shitty eu mixes you never hear about
is bntet the most overrated player? dont think he ever did anything of value
I may have never seen an uglier personlike you cant go "just lose weight bro", it wont fix his features
>>1497351Average scandicuck
>>1497351That's just Banks
>>1497351temu banks
>>1497351>>1497352We wuz vikingz n shieeetttt
>>1497357God I hate that faggotWould be pretty funny if they take an asian spot though
It's so over for Chink sissies
>>1497351Nigga he can 100% lose weight, shave all those pubes on his face and get a haircut that doesn't make him look like he just woke up.
>>1497351looks normal to me
I hate these shitty fallguys rip offs they are showing.
No way LV loses to this random mix
Animations look pretty cool, very comfy, faggots like this one >>1497366 should die
Would be hilarious for an EU mix to qualify through the Asian minor.
>>1497369>muh heckin wholesome reddit chungus comferinolmao ur trans
Would be hilarious for an EU mix to fail qualifying through the Asian minor.
Bruh why is ohne dressed so sexy, bro put on some pants or sum...baka
>monkeydonian is throwing for change and ruin Asia CSof course
How are we hoping this group goes down?I'm thinking>Drillas beat Lynn Vision>Alter Ego beat Lynn Vision>Mongolz beat Drillas
>>1497383All that matters is Mongolz and FQ make it through, rest are cannon fodder.
Kek nice delay. This major will be complete shitshow and fluke
>30 minute delaybruh are you serious? chinks already showing all the glory of their incompetence
>>1497384agreed. But I also think it'd be funny if the third sport goes to a non-chinese teamchink anon's screeching is all that keeps this thread alive between matches
Please move major to Singapore to save it. There is still time
Why is this shit taking so long?Weren't they supposed to start an hour apart?
These driggas need BTFO'd
>>1497390security found out theres europeans in the asian rmr and are working to remove them from the offices
>>1497386jeez emy hit the wall p hard my duds (shes still cute tho)
Already off to an hour delay.Can't wait for the RMRS to finish several days late.
if they're not going to start the game i'm just gonna go jack off
there are rumours about lynn vision being dq'ed due rulebook violation but they are waiting for valve's green light (no one answers)
>>1497398what violation?
honestly what the fuck causes 1h delays did ccp block valve servers?
>1 hour delayNiggers, simply niggers
>As a reminder for the English audience, PGL is only executing the English broadcast with no involvement in the tournament operations. We are waiting for the next game to start in Shanghai.Full chinks fault
Wonder if it will end up more delayed than the Mongolian RMR
What even is the delay?
>>1497398source? it was revelead to me on a drug trip
I'm excited for the Shanghai FACEIT-PGL Major!
>Ancient again
Do you think cache meta will be exactly the same as ancient one?
Unironically rooting for chink vision gaming against these scamming frauds.
>delays alreadymove this shitshow to Sydney please, australians know how to put on CSkino
what the fuck is this annoying foid shouting about in the background?
lets go KEEEEEK
no fucking way man
>>1497419Oh-Oh!
IEM Chengdu was played on the regular client so why is the major being played in the perfect world client?
>match paused
>match delayed>now tech pauseWhy cant chinese and brazil hold good tournaments, is it because they stink and have brown skin?
The issue is because SENER1's mouse is straight up dogshit lmaofucking dogs I swear. LV in the chat are saying it's ok. DRILLAS are a disaster
>>1497424>>1497423>>1497415>>1497409SENER1make sure you blame him for thisProduction wise there's no delays. His mouse shit the bed before the game started that's why the game itself started late despite scheduled to start on time
>>1497420>password PWAloveCS2
>>1497427Don't sweat it, chink. Nobody expected it to go smoothly from the beginning and not that many people give a shit about this stage anyway.
>buy rifles>lose>buy pistols>win
finally got around to doing my tax ausbros15k bill, even after paying 7k PAYGflyquest better win this one
>>1497432just ohne tactics
man lynn really sucks
this your guy?
>>1497436dude got mad at a nigger sticker craft, he is NOT our guy
>>1497435keep this energy up when flyquest gets raped in their match
Woro2Based
==HUMILIATION==
bming a chinese team at a chinese majorworo is a serious cocksucker
I kneel
>>1497441>bming a chinese team at a chinese major>woro is a serious cocksuckerSilence, Chink sissy slave
>it's happeningeuropean meme team is knocking out the chinese favorite for the chinese major
>>1497442>afufu
>>1497441welcome to the second century of humiliation, chink
>>1497445I understand their rankings but is lynn vision really the favorite over rare atom
this rmr is a fucking joke
>>1497448theyre a fan favorite
Dont pretend to be surprised. gooks doesnt even know instant smokes despite stealing chines gov paychecks
I hope drillas coach will help them with closing this during next timeout
Ching Chong! Ping Pong!
drillas throwing for oddsnice
nice spray and flash
I had 100 on lynn vision go fuck yourself
AAAAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA
MAH DRILAAAAAAAAAS
Drillas are Han chinese so it's fine.
You turbojews need to quit buying this sticker so I can make more crafts.
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2377352/ence-vs-500-yalla-compass-fall-202430 mins until next ence
rare atom is going to rape talon or flyquest
>>1497466whats with you and talking about sex all the time?like are you sexually frustrated?
the fuck is this pajeet caster
>>1497468hes pakistani
>>1497469same street shitters, same smell. sounds disgusting
Isnt it weird people latch onto drillas being in asia major while sporting 5 eu players but at the same time Australia is part of asian rmrAustralians are basically white
just say you don't want a way for australians to qualify instead of going "uhhhh, asia?" like a blithering retard
>random t3 eu mix cucking whole asia region
>>1497473It's not about race, it's about regionsAlso, if Asia didn't suck so much as a region, this wouldn't even be a problemThe teams are so bad that any outsider, no matter how shit, is a threat to all the teams. Which is fucking sad.Just be happy that mongolz happened and root for them
>>1497479Australian teams can bootcamp in eu just as easily as any other
>>1497481So get rid of every regional RMR and qualifier for it and just have a 400 team clusterfuck in europe?
>>1497485ye
>>1497486I thought you wanted asian teams to have a chance to qualify
>>1497489he wants europe/na/oceania/mideast to be one region and asia(china) another
>>1497495But asian teams can bootcamp in eu even easier than aus teams?
if cs had cutie anime girl maybe asians would give a fuck about this game
>>1497501asia has millions of potential players in china and trying to deny them the opportunity to play makes no senseplus perfect world is being paid by the cpc to run events like the major so there should be incentive to have chinese teams in
big just lost to a rank 52 team
i'm watching the videos on the chinese stream and i fucking hate themi hate cute thingsit pisses me the fuck off to see cute things
>>1497489>>1497495They should have 2 tiers to the majorsTier 1 for the teams that are actually good and qualifyTier 2 for fan’s choice of meme teamsThis would give reps to all kinds of unrepresented teams
they're playing condom ads on the chinese stream
>>1497506if there's so much money in china, and so many good players, they can go to the EU rmr. It's all one landmass anywayAnd australia can have it's own RMR with 3 spots
>>1497511they must know white tourists in china are watching
there are comments in the chinese stream that say "if you can't do it just let singapore do it"
WHY DEXTER IS NOT WARMING UP?!
>finally get to auschad match>have to sleep
just realized mhl is playing for Talon, what the fuck
what a surprise flyquest is shit
>>1497529how's that surprising? au stack and eu awp hasn't been that bad>>1497536posted one round into the game
>>1497537i didn't know he was out of Europe, i completely forgot about the guy. he was a big potential few years ago, i think HLTV even made a dedicated article about him.
>>1497540he's not out of europe, talon has been in eu
round 11 update flyquest is still shit
please win this flyquest i bet $50 on you guys
it is OVER for flyquest
>>1497561nah. There's still the lower bracketTalon, FQ and Mongolz are going to the major
>1-12
disgusting matchfixing by flyquestfuck this shit and fuck you valve
>>1497557>>1497569why would you bet on the best of 1s?
I've been listening to this game for 23 rounds and only just realize AZR and Hazr are different players. I thought Hazr was just the way the Indian casters pronounced AZR.
uh oh flysissies
KWAB
thats rightflyquest was humiliatedyou prayed on asia cs downfall but the only one to get humiliated was fucking flyquest
lynn vision vs flyquest for last spot kino is on the menu
>>1497577australia won
>lynn vision>flyquest>drillasonly one team can take the spot
>>1497579Kiwi bvlls wonAusissies lost
>hltv comment section for ence vs 500 game keeps bringing up bettingkill all betting site owners right now
>>1497592500 are known matchfixers thats whybulgarias entire talent pipeline got killed off because all existing teams just fix matches
>>1497511Imagine trusting a condom that says “made in China” on itLmfao
glaive online fucking sucks...
>>1497580Drillas for the salt and memes please please please please
>>1497601BulGODrians too strong
>>1497601strongest danedog versus weakest bullgarian
>>1497422because the Major is ran by PWChengdu was ran by ESL
so far the chinese major has been a massive disappointment on all frontsexpect teams to come out publicly soon about the horrible conditions in chinathis is why you dont host tourneys in third world shitholes
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2377425/usa-fe-vs-portugal-fe-iesf-women-world-championship-2024
>JANO sign Airax and jelo; Twista returns as coachwhat's next for him?
>>1497723Frosted tips and a boy band
>>1497693WELCOME TO MOUZ - ELIGE 2024 ALL HIGHLIGHTS
Based Flychads letting Talon win so they have an easier path to qualify and Flychads can easily dominate the lower bracket.TOTAL AUSTRALIAN VICTORY
>>1497741made a decent profit off the most obvious throw you'd have to be a retard to gamble on the eventual winner in the first bo1 that doesn't matter
>nafany & co. playing Yalla Compass qualifiers 5 days before the RMRyeah i'm thinking based, fuck qualifying to a Major anyway, right
>90% of major matches will be unwatchable for people with a jobI hate being a wagecuck
>>1497030sex with bibiahn
>>1497056what race is that creature on the left? Looks like Vincent Cassel in that one movie he played the schizo rapist villain. Not even going to mention the analbanian, the poojet, the arab poojeet and the jewish rat.What kind of team is this that the millenial germoid and fucking Woro are the only normal looking ones?
>>1497368i really, really, really hate jewish people.
death to 8 team RMRs and death to BO1s. If Valve weren't incompetent faggots then TYLOO would be in this tournament and not those incompetent chink teams like LV (had 1 semi-good tournament 10 gorillion years ago) and RA
>>1497848>death to BO1styloo aren't here because they lost a bo3 to rare atom
>>1497841french
>IDEAL TEAMS FROM AMERICAS RMRLiquid, Complexity, FURIA, paiN, MIBR, M80, Imperial>IDEAL TEAMS FROM ASIA RMRTYLOO, FlyQuest, Mongolz>IDEAL TEAMS FROM EU RMRG2, Spirit, MOUZ, Faze, NaVi, Vitality, Virtus Pro, Eternal Fire, Astralis, Heroic, Fnatic, Falcons, BIG, SAW
>>1497856>losing an online bo3 after winning 10 games straight is enough to make you lose out on the tournamentimagine if France lost out on the world cup after losing one random game to Portugal while Luxembourg got in for playing Slovenia
new top10 dropped
>>1497839*epohShe looks cute and incel-like.
>>1497030>highlighted stats (past 3 months)>0.00 - 0.00>0.00 - 0.00Do they not play at all unless invited to womens'(and trannies') league?
>>1497867imagine if france won 10 games straight to make the final of the world cup then lost it, they should just lose because they lost?maybe they should just win
>>1497873fake news, g2 #1 per valve official ranking
>>1497899TaZ effect
So which NA team is gonna massively disappoint at the RMR?
>>1498064elige_grin.jpg
>>1497873Astralis cadian comeback arc is my favorite
>>1497893that doesn't even make sense, I'm talking about qualifying to a major tournament, you're talking about making the final of a tournament where in 99% of cases it's just one game. Qualifying should be done over the course of many games or tournaments even, as it was in 2021 Stockholm which is the reason it's still the best post-COVID major (it had all the best teams in it)
>>1498094>Qualifying should be done over the course of many games or tournaments evenyeah valve should make a ranking where every team is sorted by head to head and winnings so the top teams can get a bye to the rmr while lower tier teams play an additional closed qualifier with only decent teamsoh wait, that's the system they already mandate, and the TO overruled them specifically and only in asia because they were worried about a certain team rising up the rankings fast enough
So are the regional spots for the next major still being decided the same way?I don't think Valve's said anything but it's safe to assume right?
>>1498149I think so, except the distribution of spots among regions may change depending on who does comparatively better or worse this Major
flyquest isn't qualifying for the major
>>1498194if I were valve I would just up the guaranteed spots by one for all the regions and let the other 5 go as they may
>>1498208Don't worry sweaty we have Talon as well. What's going to be your excuse when they brutalize RA?
Is the Americas RMR also happening in China or is it online?
>>1498254whats your excuse when rare atom rapes talon like they did gradar?
>>1498208I don't think so either, Alistair is a straight up scammer I don't know how they keep paying him
How are the matches so early today?
so the stream dropped 5mins ago but the game is still being played? Chyna #1!!!
Alter Ego bros.....
alter ego chads we got this
goddamn this chinese superteam looks like shit lmao
gay ass tournament inna middle of the nightm80 1am? prolly later with tech delays?shoulda let japan finish the job before we started dropping nukes
uhhhhhh lion sisters?
Are Americas and Asia running at the same time? Or is it just one stream and they swap between the two?
PGL's overlay is so good
>>1498255all the RMRs are in Shanghai
>>1498332Yeah I was just confused when I saw the timings for today's matches.
Lynn Vision are peak all aim no brainCompared to Rare Atom they are quite bad
>>1498336and flyquest are worst than both
>-ack!>>1423606>>1423551
>>1498338
>>1498337didn't flyquest just win a tier 1.5 tourney?
>>1498341So Australia won again? Wow you sure showed me buddy.
>>1498343asia org? chinese org evenyou sure showed me
gaules crew fucking around in china asking for discounts in every store they go kek
>>1498345they are celebrities they should get discounts
>>1498344Buddy, just because white engineers built your country doesn't make you at par with Europe.
>>1498348>Talon Esports is a professional esports organisation based in Hong Kong>in Hong Kong>in Hong Kong>in Hong Kongif anyone is using stolen valor its you
only a few hours before flyquest 3-0 these impoverished zigger faggots
>>1498350gt your tissues ready when they embarass themselves again
>>1498349Fine, as long as you're okay with Australians representing China.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHong Kong isn't China by the way, neither is Taiwan or Tibet. Hope this helps!
>>1498349dang when did hong kong switch flags?
>>1498353hong kong is an SAR of china
>>1498355>we wuz saaaaars n shieeet
NGL this hotel setup is rather comfy.
>>1498355SAAARDO NOT REDEEM THE PORT SAAAAARBLOODY WHY DID YOU BREAK 99 YEAR LEASE BLOODY BENCHOD
can't believe they're forcing na v na games rigged asl
>>1498364Just like Aus vs Aus games. Truly a travesty.
>>1498365keep crying about flyquest you cocksucking faggot i told you they were the worst team
>>1498365thirdworldist yeast hate to see us winning>>1498368ole 5'6 ass nigga
flyquest lost and you still have fags coping that they can do the lower bracketthey cant even beat shitters
>>1498368I know you're not the original chink, you haven't mastered the art of LARPing as him yet.
>>1498370they just won a major lan though, something that cant be said of any chink team
>>1498375>major lan
Did autism shoes really make a come back?
>>1498380No he's just German I think
who are alter ego anyway
>>1498387south east asia super team
>jks winning on NA RMR streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnS3Lnqpf0A>flyquest soon to be winning on asian rmr streamausbros, today is our day
>>1498380yes, kids wear huge chunky new balances n shit
>>1498378>6 teams above the highest ranked chinese teamkek
>>1498391>lost to top 167 team>lol>lol>lolkeep crying
>>1498395dang if it's that easy for them to win a tournament think of what lvg could do should they enter
>>1498396they dont get opportunities because of shitters like flyquest getting handouts
>>1498399>handouts
>>1498395based aucs loverthey punch above their weight for sure
>>1498403literally a chinese org
this james banks wannabe keeps pronouncing xign in a chinese pronunciaton
>>1498404is faze na cs?
is ultimate back, or just against shitters
just put $10 on bestialets go
>>1498409>lost to flyquestshitters obviously
>>1498414he's never played flyquest, kill yourself
>>1498416https://www.hltv.org/matches/2376311/flyquest-vs-wildcard-esl-challenger-atlanta-2024wildcard are shitterslearn to read
I wish I had a tsundere Chinese femboy obsessed with me like Sexter does.
>>1498418I asked whether he was back or his performance was just inflated because he was playing shittersI am clearly presupposing that wildcard are shitters, not asking whether they are shitters, you illiterate tardkill yourself
>>1498421cry cry
>>1498423is that a chinese player's namedo you have his record against flyquest committed to memory
i should go to bed
legacy lmao
jba kinda sick with it
>0.47just retire
crazy that /ourchink/ is the only person watching flyquest play random shittersrepressed gay feelings for dexter or what
this rmr is fucking rigged for odds
Why is a Russian team playing in the Asia RMRs?
Yekindar is the most washed player of all time, if you watched his demos 2-3 years ago and compared it to today zero people would guess it's the same guy. He's costing Liquid a comfortable regulation win bc he can't hit anything 7 rounds in a row.
yekandyass>>1498438vladivostock or some shit
>>1498439he still has more value to liquid as an aggressive space taker than jks is as a mid anchor
>>1498438They're from the Asian part with over 100 ping to Europe
>>1498439awful twistzz game too>>1498441actually kill yourself you aren't even watching the gameI should be able to fight you in an arena and throttle you to death with my bare hands
>>1498441Scoreboard says otherwise.
why is the fallback hud better than the main hud
fuck meat least they're probably playing case whosports next
we're gonna see some retarded qualifications out of this rmr if liquid and furia both can't make the 2-0 games
why were the north americans the worst part of the liquid vs wildcard game?jba did good though
>>1498453yekindar is not NA
Can you feel it?Can you feel the energy rising in FlyQuest?
>>1498453better question is why are the two eu imports on wildcard not carrying
Furia-Legacy is so absurdly close, neither team had more than a 2 round lead for over 30 rounds
>>1498459Legacy probably hyper focused preparing for Furia since they're the big dog of the region.
We're watching the FlyQuest match sweaty.
>>1498465we're watching nouns
>>1498466>we're watching our pronouns
>>1498465>>1498466>>1498467We're working out.Get lifting.
Only the NA teams should make it out of the RMRs.>>1498466I'm watching all 3 simultaneously because my eyes are big enough, unlike the chinx.>>1498471Nigga I already lifted it's fucking 12 at night here.
>game is over>flyquest WILL win>shitters drag it out because madits just like my mm games
>>1498475>not working out late at night
>>1498475Except Liquid of course. TLD.
ez gg
Save us Complexity
nounsbros...
>thunderpick has rare atom vs talon at 50/50value for rare atom
>>1498493Memes aside, I could see Talon winning. AZR has always been a strong IGL.
>>1498506Of course he's going to win, he's Australian.
cope
>>1498513FUCK YOU FAGGOT TOTAL LIQUID DISBAND LIQUID OWNERS SHOULD STAND TRIAL FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO NA CS
>>1498513>>1498516he is literally starving. be nice.
>>1498518you know its so fitting this retarded twink faggot is a vegetarian
>>1498518Remember the lack of eggs at the London Major?
>>1498518like 15% of the population in China are vegetarian, maybe he should get someone to go buy him some veggo food if he wants to be a princess
>>1498413>$10 is rent money in pessilandIt's over for you bro. Just don't gamble next time, gambling is for losers, like pessi.
2ez4aus
>>1498528>have to struggle to beat a team full of known cheaters stuck on lan in front of a refereewow... i hope drillas rapes them and puts them on the flight home
>>1498529Nigga is obsessed with getting raped by chad sexter.
>>1498518Jeopardizing your team by refusing to eat because your lo mein isn't Certified Vegetarian™ should be reasonable grounds for a kick. He's obviously not vegetarian for health reasons, just stop being a pussy and eat it.
>M80 vs BossTired of NA on NA cannibalism.
>>1498529>struggleI am starting to think you're just biased against Australians
finally some kino
>>1498536>13-8>13-8it sounds like they had a harder time than most teams would
>>1498541So when you said Flyquest were raped by Faze and it was OT does that not sound hypocritical of you?
>>1498518>I lost because there was meat in my food
>>1498544context matterswere they constantly in round deficit?
>>1498547No.
>>1498544ong nigga you might actually be retarded
>>1498550How so? I am pointing out his hypocritical stances and wish for him to act better and consistently.
>>1498552Unless you're a newfag you'd know better not engage with him.
why are yuros so SHITwhat the FUCK are you being paid for, to bottomfrag vs fruitcupx the pugger??????
M80 getting kwabbed by a totally random unsalaried team
>>1498558I can't be that mad, maybe m80 will still qual>There are 56 teams slated to compete at the RMRs for 24 coveted spots at the Perfect World Shanghai Major, and only one side enters the fray without backing of any kind: BOSS. No salaries, no sponsors, and no bootcamp.>Jack "micro" Ryan was initially brought on to fill in the final rifling spot in July, but BOSS decided in mid-August to gamble on an ESEA Advanced player who had never even reached the ESL Challenger League: Gavin "Fruitcupx" Norman.>"We scrimmed Fruitcupx a couple of times when he was under Final Form, and he was doing decent," Cryptic says. "We did think he was kind of an idiot while playing against him."na truly has the most SOVL per capita
>>1498518The classic "this guy's so stupid how is he beating us"
>>1498564Can't be mad losing to this chad
>mongolz goes down to lower bracket>eliminates flyquest>eliminates all other asian teams
Mah drillas might actually be doing this bros
>>1498589i'm ok with this if talon make it through
>>1498592they wont
>>1498590Legendary throw in progress
Won't lie, I am excited for more region abusing next RMR.
We'll get the next 2 maps Mongo bros. I'm not worried.
>>1498603Did some gambling go wrong friend?
Only 3 Content creators have an item in game>WarOwl>3kliks>OhnepixelImagine being not those two, and dedicating a decade to a game only for a german gambling addict to get in by sneaking an EU team through the APAC RMRKWAB
>tap tap
drillasisters this can't be happening
>>1498619theyll rape flyquest anyway
>>1498619Map is T SidedTRUST
>>1498619I refuse to believe there are anyone here that are actually rooting for them (with the exception of sneed enjoyers)And if there are, they should fuck off back to tiktok
>>1498620Dude just rub one out or something, this built up sexual frustration bit is boring.
it's so over
>>1498626its an expression not sexual
>>1498638Uh huh sure.Unlock that cock cage no nut boi.
Never doubted.
https://twitter.com/maxxenko/status/1855933825391473084the amount of chinese cs fans coming to jump down this guy's throat for making a joke on the mongolz page is making me laugh so hard
>>1498654Why are they so insecure?
real cs time
if talon wins they basically doomed the entirety of china to having 0-1 teams at the majoron principle they should throw
i didn't know this before but the chinese fans believe that drillas tech timeout against lynn vision was intentional to destroy their momentum
>>1498660Based if true.
ecodliquid lost to this
chinese fans are currently rallying for flyquest to eliminate drillasthis is so fucking pathetic
>>1498668Drillas dominates lower bracket now. Nobody that’s left is coming back against drillas
>>1498669Lynn Vision could neck them
>>1498668>>1498669>>1498670well well well look who suddenly supports Auschads.
>>1498669i think its just pathetic that they want one of their mortal enemies in the region to fight a proxy war for them just for the opportunity for the lower bracket to be easier for themthey shouldnt be showing any love for flyquest at all because it is the wrong idea
>>1498670>snav
baiting at squeaky for a knife on nuke is pretty cuteez awp money
wildcard best in napulling through for their ownerhttps://www.wildcard.gg/news/amouranth
bro what the fuck
>>1498691you've experienced similar mentality in this thread, it's not that surprising
>>1498691Why the sudden mald against drillas? They played against mongolz and now fq.
>>1498693if lynn vision beats (loser of talon/ra), they have to fight drillas for the last spotif drillas advanced to the lower bracket finals they will almost certainly have to fight a chinese team to get it
>>1498696Don't worry Auschads are here to save the day.
someone get this paki to stop yelling in my ear
Talon sissies, it's over, Rare Atom sticker would go hard btw
So frens has any Chinese team qualified for the Shanghai major yet?
>>1498715Only Han Chinese.
i'm here to watch elegiggle's mental decline
>>1498693>suddenPretty sure it's just because they participate in 'Asian' RMR with no Asian outside of probably 1 Israeli.
>>1498654Fuck....They're actually making me root for that faggot's pet project
Oh-Oh!Flysissies vs Cum droolies, who will win?
bosses....
fruitcup looks like such a retard lol
>wake up>mongolz qualifiedbased
>>1498715Rare atom is going to qualify, you moron
>>1498654this is so out of pocket
rare atom is going to the fucking majoryou doubted me
kek basedTyloo btfo
0-3 waste of a spot that could be taken by a region that's actually improving
are they going to stop sending death threats to drillas now?
>ChildKing made itcunnybros we fucking wonI already bought 10 DickStacy stickers
Why are aussissies so bad at counter strike?
>>1498754>reddit frogSorry pal wrong subreddit.
>>1498750I'd rather see CunnyKing play instead of giving that spot to EU so that Virtus.trash can qualifyLess EU spots, more tier-4 trash spots
>>1498740MonGODS would never lose to a memeteam.
>>1498764https://www.hltv.org/matches/2376740/the-mongolz-vs-ence-elisa-masters-espoo-2024
If Liquid lose this...
amerilards CRUMBALING
>>1498766Erm... Delet that.
>>1498766No shame in losing to GOAT IGL, somedieyoung and the 3rd best polack
i was fucking right and everyone doubted merare atom goes to the fucking major and flyquest is a game away from disbandingi'll take that apology i asked for
>>1498770kru is owned by winners
>>1498776rare atom won 3 maps so far versus ~115 ranked teams
can someone explain why alistair still has a job? any faceit 3k elo aussie will play better than this bum
i apologise for doubting you
i thought tyloo was the chinese superteam?
holy KEK>china pls don't fucking choke you absolute retards
ultimate is so entertaining to watch, he's probably the most similar to s1mple of current players
>>1498802But s1mple was actually good though
>>1498797100 years of humiliation!
>>1498797>chinathere are 2 australian teams and 1 chinese teamif drillas gets through its more australias fault than anyone else
Finally. We've found Liquids level.
there's no fucking way you can comfortably play that close to the monitor
>>1498810Zozzle
the good ending
>>1498816there's no good endings after Alter Ego got BTFOXigN and BnTeT deserve better
>>1498810they’ll choke CT
>>1498797>prove their worth>as men>respect>our home>defend it>pride and honor>rise>grow stronger>glorythis is some fascist shit lmao
>>1498820yes mongolz are quite based
scratched my balls and in that time liquid won
>>1498823what's wrong with your balls?
Furia packing bags rnBrazil gets cucked yet again
kwab
>>1498830>yet again
>>1498831he's based for giving EUbros a warningthere's nothing wrong with reporting on the lack of options and the mislabels, this isn't SkyEsports, just cook some fucking caesar salad
>>1498831Twistzz is such a moron, typical Cucknadian, go suck off you fatass boyfriend kekindar and that dumbfaced poolish 322 tier 2 nigger
>>1498838Career salad isn't vegetarian.
>>1498831>perfect world is shit no way??????????????????????????????
>>1498841it is vegetarian unless you make it with anchovies like a real retard
>>1498844>egg is a vegetable
>>1498845>what is the difference between vegan and vegetariansearch it up on google and don't spread your stupidity next time
>>1498846See>>1498845
>>1498845>egg is meat
FQ DELETEDDD
>>1498847search "vegan vegetarian difference"screenshot first resultattach the screenshot to your post and apologize for being a retard
and in today's episode of "How low can NiP go?"Round over - Winner: T (15 - 12) - Enemy eliminatedzorte killed MisteM with awpzorte killed REZ with awpzorte killed r1nkle with awpMisteM + jocab (assist) killed KaiR0N- with m4a1_silencer (headshot)KaiR0N- + s1ren (assist) killed jocab with ak47 (headshot)jocab killed nafany with m4a1_silencernafany killed isak with ak47 (headshot)isak killed s1ren with m4a1_silencer (headshot)jocab killed Magnojez with m4a1_silencerRound started
>>1498851What plant do eggs grow on?
I accept your concession and shan't give any more (You)s
>>1498856>too scared to respond directlylmao
>>1498854corn
>>1498854vegetarian isn't plant only though>veg·e·tar·i·an>A person who does not eat meatcheese and milk aren't plants
>>1498864Glad you agree with me.
>>1498865together we can laugh at the retard that thinks eggs are meat
cs player iq fully showing with this discussion
if you think that perfect world won't try to rig or cheat in favour of Chinese teams, you are peak delulu
whats with the bo1sare we in a hurry
>>1498870nobody plays cs here
Jason came to China via sea route, they said it on the Talking Counter podcast yesterday (unfortunately don't remember the exact time stamp) that during the trip they were attacked by Malaysian pirates. Attackers fired their (reportedly 6-pounder) cannons and despite the ship having good defence measures towards pirates, Moses was on deck during that time and unfortunately a cannonball managed to hit him just above his right ankle, shredding his lower leg to pieces. He was super lucky that they were close to Japanese shore, so when help finally came, they were able to quickly transport Moses to the hospital in Miyazaki and save his life from gangrene. Jason has said he will try to act as professionally as possible, to not show any signs of his injury, to save the broadcast from putting unnecessary attention to himself, not the game we all love. You really can't love Mr. Goblin King enough.
>>1498886Can't believe it's real bros...
>>1498873easier to rig
>>1498872>>1498903prefiring cope already?
>>1498930Loool Fishtank trannies somehow have mistaken cs thread with their faggy trhead, go suck off your rabbi Samuel Hydeberg
we're back
>>1498948he looks like he loots random Ukrainian villages
>>1498933lolfirst time I'm glad we don't have flags and id's itt
>>1498743why are you censoring names
>delays>tech pauses>shit computers>zero food safety and hygiene standards>fans making death threatsIs this the last major will we ever see in China?
>>1498964Oops meant to quote >>1498930
>>1498948My cutie patootie :)))
>matey lost to boss>furia lost to legacy>liquid lost to wildcardwhat the fuck is happening ameribros? Is coL gonna be the american favorite for this major?
>>1498968ALWAYS HAS BEEN
>>1498968liquid's gonna clean up stillwildcard-9z mite b cool
>>1498976>liquid's gonna clean upAHHAHAHAHA Liquid are literary Jannies, BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH WTF, Yeah They definitely will need to clean up some cum from their faces bruh
>>1498977kek based Liquid hater
>>1498983there are 3 recent posts with a cartoon frog all calling teams associated with australia shit, so not exactly a liquid hater
>>1498977esls in charge of coherent posts
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2377435/sweden-fe-vs-kazakhstan-fe-iesf-women-world-championship-2024
>>1499024zainab zaaz probably best ass
>>1499033>zaazGod, she's so nice, I would let her milk me
>>1499033proofs?
>>1499078https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVSd8SiZaf8
>>1499086grim
>>1498962They will have other Asian countries host it from now on. I’d like to see a Tokyo major, and you can hate me all you want but I want to see a sim reap major, for no reason other than it’d be funny as fuck to see twistzz all pissy and butthurt about the food and having to play in a third world country again.
>>1498113DESU the perfect system was the previous RMR where the major participants were decided off 3-4 qualifying tournaments. Dominant tier 1 teams could get in even if they did badly in 1/4 tournaments and cinderella runs were still possible (CPH Flames, Movistar Riders) etc. At least that was for the non SA/APAC regions
>>1499100>Tokyo majorCS is dead in Japan
I'd love to see TALON making the major for their stickers and jerseys alone but man hazr and AZR really don't deserve it
I really want to lick bibiahn's pussy
>>1499106>3-4 qualifying tournamentsfuck off, when are they scheduling 4 tournaments between majors? most teams have played like 8-10 total since copenhagenwhat you want are more open qualifiers so teams can break into t1, there should be random shitters at other events and every good team at the major
Jitter fixed
>>1499125is this bitch singlehandedly the only female girl that australia has who plays cs? the fuck is this
>>1499207she's legit, she played in a mix team vs t2-3 na and topfragged
>Short: donk dominates FACEIT Matchmaking Season 3; kyousuke secondsavage1337 diff
>>1499221newsworthy
>can‘t believe my ssd had a bad cs installed with weird m_yaw settings, I fortunately noticed it after warming up for the first gamWhat the fuck is wrong with this majorNever host shit in China again
>>1499242kek, truly the goated commandif i was an admin at a pro tournament i'd get woro or some other unpunished cheater fag VAC banned with that
>>1499242literally the home of matchfixing of course this shady shit will keep happening
the chinese are on dexter's side this timei never thought i'd see the dayhttps://twitter.com/FlyQuestCS/status/1856317175021347267
>tweet "hey bros be warned that there's no vegan food if you care">cs2 community implodesmeateaters are mentally insane
>>1499297I just find it insulting you know. >my diet is OTHER peoples problemno, it really isn't.
>>1499318It is
>>1499297its a private matter and doesn't concern the cs community at largewe aren't going to get meals comped by perfect world they areso tell them in person that you can't eat anything but vegan food
how the fuck is flyquest favored?
>>1499318>>my diet is OTHER peoples problem>no, it really isn't.are you retarded? did you ever take one of those basic mental competency tests?he and the other players are the entertainment, they obviously have primacy over the poverty wage buffet chefs, and tos have accommodated way more retarded requests than labeling food with meat in it. when s1mple had black mold in his hotel room, was that OTHER peoples' problem? can they complain if people are playing music at 3am, or is that just whining?
>>1499323>tell them in person that you can't eat anything but vegan foodhmm>@Twistzz Ah, I tweet it now because I just checked catering and saw nothing changedsounds like he did and they didn't do anything about it, so he's forcing them to
>>1499325They provided them with food, he decided the food isnt good enough for him and went onto tweet about it.Eat shit.
>>1499327are you chinese and seething or whatthey provided s1mple with a hotel room, he decided the hotel room isn't good enough for him and went on to tweet about itingest mold
>year 2025-1>host the biggest CS2 event of the year>don't have the decency to add fucking tofu to your menu>twistzz is the one at fault for reporting this
>>1499331he's not even vegan I think, stanislaw ishe just doesn't want unlabeled velly tasty mapo tofu pork mince
>>1499207don't talk about my cunny girl like that
hope drilla loses so I don't have to see ohne ever again
>>1499330are you really telling me there's no salads or every single ingredient is comprised of meat? he can just take the fucking pad thai and not eat the chicken lmaoeat shit
>>1499342I have to wonder whats the economics of sponsoring female esporters that literally no one watches.like do these companies have a diversity fund for sponsoring minorities and the retarded?
>>1499343>china>pad thai
>>1499343>he can just take the fucking pad thai and not eat the chicken lmao>>1498831>They are mislabeling the food as well, so you can never tell until you search through the foodactually kill yourself
>>1499348Bro you think they're getting authentic chinese
>>1499344
>>1499350I know your small chinky eyes can't see well, but our aryan eyes can actually see and gaze what's in the food, chinky
this is what the rmr is all about
>>1499331perfect world is shit, nothing new. corruption is rampantask dotards what they think about chinese events lmao
>>1499355cute
>>1499359Good for him, love seeing guys get the chance to play for the stage on their home turf (excluding F*llen)
>>1499358based auschad
i have to leave for work at 9am but the games start at 6am for me. should i get up to watch them?
>>1499378nah honestly get more sleep
>>1499358are you confident you can notice a difference between almond milk and whole milk?gluten-free bread and wheat bread?a soup with sesame seeds and without?imbecile, I hope you get an allergy and die
>>1499394YesAbsolutelyYes
>The interview ended with Summer praising the Asian scene and talking about the lack of opportunities for the region as a whole. "The Chinese and Asian teams are just as good as the European or American teams. But the Asian teams don't have that many chances to attend tournaments," he lamented.you know who wasn't mentioned in kazes interviewaustralia
>>1499398>just as good>go out last
>>1499399that would be flyquest if they werent on the next flight home
>>1499400>b-b-b-but muh heckin australiansdon't deflect cuck
>>1499402rare atom won what is there to deflect aboutits an observation you dumb fuck
>>1499406>they won against asian teams so therefore they're as good as real teams
>>1499398>The Chinese and Asian teams are just as good as the European or American teamsholy KEK that's hilarious
>>1499414mongols? tyloo?
>>1499358where are you fromI can't figure out what demographic would think it's normal for westerners to analyze gutter oil slop to figure out if it'll make you sick or not. third worlder with an ego, not big on china, use of aryan, indian maybe?
>>1499415>tylootywho
>>1499415>mongols?pan european>tyloo?lol. you gotta be kidding
>>1499414Tbf LV could probably give liquid a hard time. Did they play in Copenhagen?
>>1499422they played at epl, lv couldn't even take a map off that rainwalker osee liquid
>>1499430Yeah had to pull it up and rewatch a bit just now. I do feel like liquid has gone downhill since then but also every now and then they show up. Like it’ll be one day in the major where liquid just looks killer, and the rest of the time it’s like watching gold nova matches.Captcha: OHYAWN
>>1499432>I do feel like liquid has gone downhill since thenreally?that roster's peak was 7th place at blast groups
>>1499438This roster didn’t even qualify for Copenhagen, or did they make more roster changes since then?
>>1499444that was the roster with cadian igling and 0.94 awping, and skullz
>>1499449Jesus I can’t keep up manWhat’s the lineup now? YeskreendarNaffly Twistzz??
>>1499459JKS and Ultimate. You could just look on HLTV yourself.
>>1499459how do you have an opinion on their form if you haven't watched them play in like 6 months
Why do they change when matches start each day?
>>1499378Just watch the highlights later.
>>1499484sun tzu proverb... the erratic general catches the predictable warrior in a trap.... the erotic general catches the pro-dick warrior as a trap... must be inconsistent and effeminate to subdue your enemies....
May Complexity, Nouns, Boss, M80, Wildcard, FlyQuest and Talon win. Good night sweet niggas.
it's timethe big eventwhat we've all been waiting form80 vs legacy
in just a few minutes flyquest will play their last ever match before disbandment
flyquest is a shit team and this is the enddont say i didnt warn you
>>1499523>>1499525have you had that wank yet?
dexter goat asian player for sure
So it begins
they gotta take this m80 game off the air you can't show rape live on twitch dot television
WORO-POO-KHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
alistair needs to be sent to brazil until he can actually hit a sitter
a call so retarded it's brilliant
>>1499536it's over
just fucking disband shitter
>>1499545you, empathetically and euthanistically to your toilet, after the rotten dog hit
Is Lake the future of NA CS?
>>1499548lake is the present of na cs
>B1SS
liazz fighting to avenge bntet, fighting for his asian home
>timbermen lost to this shit
I don't watch ohnepixel. Is there a joke behind the name "Drillas?"
reminder we are watching flyquest, not whatever dogshit na pugslop is on
>>1499555Flyquest are NA.
>>1499556Flyquest are Han Chinese.
>>1499555we watched furia 13-1 boss, not some meme crap
>>1499556Flyquest are the top asian team right now.
>>1499559not even top 2
>>1499560Correct cause they're top 1.
>>1499555yeah cause m80 legacy is between maps>>1499558not even fallen dickriders are watching that trash
>>1499562presente
>>1499563>0.97 past 4 monthspresente your retirement papers old ass
I've had the boys build my hopes up enough times to know this goes to OT.
>>1499565remember that fucking big nuke game
>>1499563just checked and FalleN is about to make his 16th Major. how many players have more Major participations? I know dupreeh is one and probably device, but who else?
>>1499567
anyone have a chinese proverb for these trying times >>1499567krimz karrigan apex rain
absolute masterclass by dexteralistair firing on all cylindersthis is looking like the start of the FlyQuest era.
flyquest life gaming because they're afraid of what the chinese will say if they cant fend them off
>>1499568thanksNakama mentioned btw
>>1499573A bunch of meaningless shit?
SENER1 low tab how surprisinghow the fuck they ended up getting this bot of all possible players, it must be connected to dona or something
How did dualies become the meta for pistol rounds?
tw0stzz w0shedone bite of meat and his career was over
Back from maccas with a large classic angus meal and a large caramel sunday, just in time to watch flyquest destroy these losers on d2>>1499579zywoo
-ali and ins to awp goddamn
Can you feel it?Can you feel the flyquest energy?
>>1499588yes
woro plugged in the usb stick
>>1499589he's so ass it's crazy
>>1499591all of flyquest suck
hes replying to himself now
>>1499592ins is good
>>1499595cheerleader effect
Why would you let a pug team play the pug map?
>>1499596if you can't see that ins is good, you have no eye test for cs
TOs need to cut down the time between halves to maximum length of a time-out. it's so fucking boring waiting 5-10 minutes for the 2nd half, completely kills the immersion for me, because it's not the way the game is meant to be played and not the way it's played on FaceIT/MM. i'm enjoying the RMR games much more just because there is none of this stupid half-time delay.
>>1499600they need to remove timeouts entirely and let the coach talk at the start and end of each roundwatching 2 boring teams like navi and old vp and them calling all their timeouts is mind numbing
what is going on in britain
>>1499602yeah that might be a good idea too, like talk during freeze-time. but then the coach gets too involved because he can give input every round, and Valve doesn't like that. but it would make the game play out faster for sure which in my opinion is good.
The only time I don't want shartquest to lose.
>>1499606>06The only time I don't want shartquest to lose.they provide nothing positive to asia cs so they should lose
>>1499609>she thinks Asian CS is a positive
>>1499609the positive is they arent soulless ugly yellow chinksects who arr rook same
if dexter forces round 2 again he deserves to fucking lose
>2-13Listen I'm one of the niggas defending FlyQuest all these months against residentschizochink but if they lose to a t2 eu mix in such a fashion it's time to make some changes.
>>1499618>some changesa change*https://www.hltv.org/stats/players?startDate=2024-05-13&endDate=2024-11-13&rankingFilter=Top50&minMapCount=28scroll to the bottom
>>1499622>overweight manletThis is who /cs2gog/ looks up to ?
>>1499622this hotel shit is so gayshoulda had alistair screaming at this fat tard in person
THATS MY AWPER
woro literally just toggled lol
drillas realise if they win this that valve will change the region requirements right?
>>1499639lmfao
>>1499642they'll still lose but i was just a bit early
>he deleted it
>>1499643you have no conviction
>>1499643why'd you delete it then
>>1499646more conviction than you fuckboy
goodbye flyquest
>>1499622This is how I imagine every German man dresses
genuine 1g?
>>1499649gonna delete this one too or nah
>>1499653with how scared they looked last half notheir faces say it allthey've already lost
Get these fucking carpetbaggers out of our RMRs
dexter is such an untalented shitter
i really hate watching games of new teams who just play retarded pug strats for cheap wins
>>1499659*wins when it counts*
what the fuck
it's over
LETS GO FLYQUEST LETS GOLETS GO FLYQUEST LETS GOAUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIEOI OI OI
region abusing fucks
SEE YA LATER DRILLASBETTER LUCK NEXT TIME IN THE EU RMR LOL (NOT)AHAHAHAHAH
Never in doubt
based, fuck ohne
>>1499523>in just a few minutes flyquest will play their last ever match before disbandment>>1499525>flyquest is a shit team and this is the end>dont say i didnt warn you>>1499592>all of flyquest suck>>1499639>>1499649>goodbye flyquest>>1499654>with how scared they looked last half no>their faces say it all>they've already lostWHERE YOU AT>WHERE YOU ATWHERE YOU AT>WHERE YOU ATWHERE YOU AT
chinksects lostsoulless international mixes lostregion abusers lostecelebs lostgambling companies lostauschads won
/cs2g/ is saved
https://twitter.com/FlyQuestCS/status/1856600730175713668>all those chinese fans in the replies
hey
>>1499681we had fun and stomped the chink, now we watching wildcard qualify for the majorfq win next game either way
>>1499681these faggots tried to gatekeep flyquest
>>1499682Wildcard are the same breed as drillas. I cannot condone any of their matches.
>I WONDER WHY MORE PEOPLE DONT ABUSE THIS BROKEN SYSTEMGermcucks need another genocide
wheres the fucking flyquest interview
>>1499685the fuck they are, sonic (honorary na) is 14-3, jba is 9-5
>>1499689africans will never be naeuropeans will never be na
>>1499690Based native American supremacist.
Day improved.
if you still want flyquest to lose you need to pray for lynn vision to win their match
>>1499693>1-1well this isn't going as planned is it?
>>1499690>africans will never be nasonic spent 5+ years in na teams, he was on fuckin bad news bearsthis isn't hadji scamming, this was his pug team while he attends college here
>>1499693Why would I want that?
>>1499695Did I fucking stutter? Go back.
>Flyquest almost lost to the meme teamNot looking good for Asia's biggest hope
>>1499697>hereI'm american you tardI want jba and stan on a major stage, go find a south american forum and bitch at them about martinez
I remember saying because of the seeding 9z would be a huge whale for anyone in qualifying or elimination matches but I still don't get why 9z shit the bed so hard
stanislaw stickers holy shit
STAN THE MAN
phzy failed to qualify with rare atom for the copenhagen major last timephzy just made the major with wildcardim proud of him
GODislaw redeemed
>>1499705yeah, he was smurfing during but everyone else on that team was assI remember he has like a 1.40 average on that team and the next highest was like 1.05
this just inamouranth > ohnepixelbeing an internet whore (stripper) > being an internet whore (gambling)NA (NA) > EU (Asia)
Aran Groesbeek more like Aryan cause he been slaying nonwhites in china
>pronouns
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1856611850554667008/vid/avc1/1080x1920/CVZL2oZYWO2CmBTo.mp4?tag=16>they were actually chanting amouranth when they wonyou support these coomers?
>>1499718that's hilarious. yes, i support them
>>1499711>amouranthis that another e-celeb who started "coaching"?
>>1499721twitch simp-farming streamer that also has an OFshe bought into wildcard around the time that they redesigned their logo
gotta sleep, gl ins & co>>1499718yeah surego read that naf interview, there's 0 money in this shitif an ewhore will pay my bills so I can make $100k+ from stickers I'll chant whatever you want
>>1499722So she's just a sort of investor?meh. As long as her fans don't creep in everywhere I don't care
>>1499718based coomerGODS>>1499721she's an actual co-owner, not a marketable face for a gambling site like faggotpixel
ayo azr?
>>1499727i genuinely find her repulsive in every wayits the first time i havent found a hot girl hot, despite her personality
>>1499735>red hair>green eyes>hourglass figure>repulsive in every wayhomo
that was the worst pistol round i've ever seen. how do you lose a 5v2? with bomb planted
>FlyQuest have put an end to what fans dubbed the European colonization of the Asia RMR.fucking what
>>1499738new?drillas were like 3 kikes and 2 euros, and at the last minute they subbed out one kike for another eurothey straight up abused the region system to try to get an easy win for sticker money, frauds got rekt
>>1499738droolas being invaders has been a narrative since the RMR start, yeseven mongolz themselves on twitter rallied everyone to beat those faggots
>>1499740It's even worse, it's 2 kikes, 2 ukies, one "french"-moroccan who used his 2nd citizenship, and one fatass from kosovoI have no idea how you can make a more controversial team with fags from every sensitive European topic
>>1499742i have an idea that can beat it team aurora should larp as east russians
>>1499743+donk +Jame and this might unironically work thanks to Lack1 and those two being from Siberia
Can't wait for Valve to release some vague statement explaining how region abuse is fine because they didn't win.
>>1499750>Valve>release a statement
>>1499750mark "ohnepixel" zimmermann already confirmed that valve said it was okay
next year's asian rmrs:team anomaly (previously known as talon)team heyzeus (previously known as flyquest)team mcskillet (previously known as lynn vision)team furiouss (previously known as eternal fire)team sparkles (previously known as rare atom)team overdrive (previously known as gr)drillasmongolz
>Flyquest vs . Lynn Vision for the last spot Kino
eligebros...
crazy to think that in only a few hours Flyquest will have qualified for the majorcant wait for the kino stickers
>>1499776not happening
it ends today
>>1499779yeah flyquest goes home
>complexity loses>flyquest winsWe need more salt. Something to make up for meme team not going to the major
>NA team
>>1499790>founded in NA>play in NA>live in NA>2/2/1 split between players' nationality, giving them a choice between EU RMRs and NA RMRswhat seems to be the problem, asshurt zoomer?
come on collose some fucking rounds
>>1499781Well yeah, there's a couple week break before the next stage of the major that they qualified for.
hallzerk +3months on contract
>>1499805didn't they just renew it?I remember that cringe vid of them announcing it
col broke this man
only 6k people watched NA RMR but over 12k watched flyquest beat drillas
>shartzerk
>>1499808yeah but he hit a collateral
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
the absolute state of north america
>>1499790>abusing regionals is okay because drills didn’t win
Flykino just started
two mortal enemiesit ends here1 on 1
I am convinced that people who complain about Wildcard and Liquid being NA are the same drooling retards who complain that Russian players are allowed to play in Asia
>>1499822zigger opinions dont matter, go die in a ukranian field
>>1499823post IQ results as soon as possible
A nice flyquest loss to round off the morning. Comfy.
>>1499824post wall outlet and hand, impoverished global south citizen
>>1499828not seeing IQ resultswant me to explain why GR were playing in the asian RMR, by the way? seems like it's a sensitive topic for you
>>1499831i want you to stop posting, we are watching flyquest destroying rynn vision, thread is comfy without thirdie seething
>>1499832you're the one who started screeching like an autist about some fields, lil bro
>>1499834this aint it lil bro quit the yappin and take the L
>ran out of timelynn vision arent cut out for tier 1
bugs' map pick btw
where'd that bullet even go?
alistair is so bad
>the best chinese team is about to be 13-1d by an average australian teamloli might even suggest a lmao
>>1499847the last time this happened it was a reverse sweep btw stop bragging
>>1499849>noooooo you can't le make fun of le meeeeeee!!!!!!1>posts minutely insulting auschads
>>1499849>gayhounddifferent team
I do not root for Lynn Vision because their logo is trash, they have a sticker, and not a single chink has a funny name (unlike ChildKing and somebody)I root for FlyQuest because I want to apply a Gold aliStair sticker on the scope of my Dragon Lore
>>1499854can you remove those gay stickers?otherwise I imagine you'd depreciate the value
>>1499854shit taste
>>1499858nice Word 2009 font, jackass
>>1499858>dude angry bear!childish
>>1499856you can but where's the fun in that?i hope alistair makes it to this major and next one so that my awp can be blessed by his 5 stickers>>1499858virtus.pro called, they want their bear back
nice try from that one chink in the endWay too late to start playing though
how did such a shit team make it this far?lynn vision please disband
>>1499858They should’ve made their animal a bat lol
The second century of humiliation starts now.
the fuck "lynn" even means?
>>1499867rare atom already won
ausbros, i had a large classic angus meal and large caramel sunday for lunch.thinking of getting hungries for dinner, what should i get?
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1856655793199661056/vid/avc1/1080x1920/AE_e8_vgMRms5bln.mp4?tag=16MIBR won
>>1499871Hunger tamer meal
GOAT
flyquest showing off now
What are you all snacking on while watching flyquest win? True blue tucker right here
>>1499888Made an Irish stew earlier.
how the fuck are flyquest winning these retarded forcebuys? this would get punished by literally any other team
>>1499895Asian CS isn't very good.
>>1499895The chink is unraveling now
>>1499898>gets reset anywaynice job retard
these lynn vision shitters need an early retirementembarrassing that this kind of cs is streamed to anyone
>>1499891unaustralian, deported
just saw this lol
>>1499905lvg can still reverse sweep>>1499849
>>14998882 PM on Wednesday, so naturally I am sipping on beer
im starting to think its actually over
why is that pal's nickname "Emilia"?
>>1499911I am excited for you to delete this post in a minute.
>>1499909named after https://rezero.fandom.com/wiki/Emilia>>1499912i won't because they'll actually win
>>1499913>i won't>do it every time
>>1499913okaybut why a guy is taking a girl's name? you don't see anyone rocking "Scarlet Johanssen" or "Margaret Thatcher" or "Asuka Langley"" as their nickname
>>1499911>lynn vision is going to win map 2>flyquest will throw as alwaysreminder for when FQ has defeated communism
>>1499914you think you're funny or something
the flashes have been on point
Any chance FQ is going up against Rare Atom early in the major?
delete it before it's too late
>>1499920Admittedly it isn't nice to the chinks, but it is nice to everyone else that they don't have to suffer watching them waste slots in the major
>>1499926are you happy? fuckhole
YEAH THE BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS
fucking drillas were better
see you in the challengers stage folx and sirs
>wake up>flyquest qualifiesoh nonononooooooooooooooooooooo pfHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1495367>Dexter wins editionwell whaddayaknow? he won
Imagine spending months seething to get dabbed on like this.
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2377449/mindfreak-vs-metizport-iesf-world-championship-2024i'll be watching metisport braining an australian team at the saudi world championship to make myself feel bettercongratulations cs2g, i was wrong
>>1499935>flopski vs 90 years young talent rickeh in tier-4 ESWCmatch of the century, truly
So which top EU team is just gonna completely shit the bed?
>>1499946mouz
>>1499946I am manifesting the following failuresG2, mouz, faze
>>1499946NaVi are going to go 3-2 with close gamesIn the same vein, virtus.pro will actually qualify
>>1499913>i won't because they'll actually winlol>>1499918
theres so many chinese fans that are saying they have newfound respect for dexter solely because his team killed drillas
>>1499953navi had no bootcamp going into blast and the astralis game was a situation wherer blade couldnt really anti-strat them due to how new the team isPeople are likely overrating that loss
>>1499967vitality had no problem "anti-stratting" asstralis by just going 13-0 against them in their first match, stop the cope
>>1499968teams that rely on star power just rely on star powerzywoo carries vs weaker opponents, navi is a system team with 4 equalish fraggers that does anti-stratting to succeed more often than not
>>1499973in about how many messages are you going to say "it didn't matter anyway they are saving strats for le major" after I point out that they, also, lost to faze afterwards?i don't have much time to spare
>>1499977Faze have a star in Karrigan.
>>1499977they didnt bootcamp and losing to faze isnt anything special, all top team can lose to other top teams
>>1499982>two star players with the same roles, two 0.8 rating 50 year old rookies, and Helvijs Parkinson>top teamhmm?
>>1499985I guess one point could be that navi relies on winning mirage for their bo3 wins and maybe faze just counterstratted them well on it, navi got 1 ct round.
hmmm...
say it aint so complexitybros
lulquid vs furiacol vs m809z vs painno matter what another american team is through>>1500034was trying to figure if this was possible, nice to know it is
>>1500040>>1500043just a little bit fucked up
wake up check scores>drillas lostaw>flychads wonexcpected and based from /our guys/not even close either, they absolutely EMBARRASSED china AGAIN
>>1500040>>1500043Love itReally exemplifies chinks' complete lack of humor and irony, having to resort to soft gore to get the point acrossCompare that to the FQ banter >>1499937
>>1499738hilarious that flychads are more european than drillas
>>1500034Inb4 liquid gets denied a spot at the major AGAIN
it's finally happening
>>1500071T.R.O.O.N.
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2376971/flyquest-vs-lynn-vision-perfect-world-s
>>1500108what happened here?
https://youtu.be/2hTr7KZeH_w>kyosuke's profile picture is donklol
>see anti flyquest comment in reddit match thread>check comment historycannot make this shit up
>>1500152
>>1500034GOOD FUCKING LIQUID TLD
>Wake up>chink vision lost to flychadsLife is good. All that seethe, and for what? 13-2 lmaooooo it's over for you lil chigga don't ever show your face here again.
>wake up>check score>lynn vision straight raped by flyquest, then dexter topfrag to eliminate them and qualify god is goodif I scroll down and read some cope about how rare atom made it so it doesn't matter, I'm finna belly laugh
>>1500152go back
>>1500186more actually
>>1499394yesnow die you stupid chink shit and get nuked again
>>1499394>almond milk and whole milkabsolutely>>1499394>gluten-free bread and wheat breadabsolutely>>1499394>a soup with sesame seeds and withoutwhy would sesame seeds be in a soup?
liquidm809zlegacybossimperial
>>1500227>intentionally scamming qualifiers=playing your designated and intended onesthird worldists are so retarded. it's always someone else's fault
There's like 50 games tomorrow what the fuck
Flyquest our fuarking hero
TRAIN and COBBLESTONE IS COMING IN HOT THIS THURSDAY
>>1500466Based valve changing the competitive pool just before the major starts.
>Got 3 major spots back last major>Mongolz top 10 team>Best Chinese team with ex-Tyloo players qualify for chinese major>Grayhound back at major>Region abusers put in the dirt>Best opportunity for 2 Asia teams to get to top 16 everWe're literally seeing Asian CS be revived before our eyes
even though I despise dexter and alistair I'm happy for FlyQuest. They're a good org with good branding and support and they deserve it
>>1500484RA is not even a top 2 chinese team, wish we got TYLOO but they're the chinese astralis
>>1500493Schrodinger's Chinese team:The best Chinese team only exists when it fails to qualify for T1 tournaments. Whenever it has an opportunity to lose to FlyQuest, it is no longer the best Chinese team.
>it's realhttps://x.com/CounterStrike/status/1856832837082890649
>>1500510>rainy weather VVGGGHHH KVNO
>>1500510AMBATU
>>1500466PLEASE GOD GET RID OF VERTIGO AND NU-INFERNO, THANK YOU.
Train, Cache, Mirage, Overpass, Inferno, Cobblestone, SubzeroIdeal.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/4458095069430284354YUGE UPDATE
>>1500529Can't believe they added Nuketown and replaced Mirage with it.
>>1500529SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1500530i remember nuketownwhat a shit map
https://x.com/CounterStrike/status/1856840059766673541
>>1500538WOW IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT
>>1500538reddit hyped this shit for months kek
>>1500510Please let it be real..
>>1500538Not a fan of that Borderlands looking B-Site but I'll reserve judgement for when it's finished downloading and I can see it in-game
>>1500538jesus christ
>>1500538
IS THAT RAIN?https://x.com/CounterStrike/status/1856841308004126825
TRAIN ON MAJOR AFTER RMR?
So yuro RMRs will be played in this new patch? Genuinely excited
>>1500547Okay it looks way better in-game The A site seems smaller but is more open. I'm gonna guess A will get quite a few tweaks.I really like it though, Volvo popped off with this one.
What the fuck they did with catwalk
>>1500562>>1500563Of course not lol
its joever...
OVERPASS UPDATES
>>1500572Gaben will pay for this
>>1500570Never fucking reply to me again.
They removed water from overpass, now i guess it's an oldfag callout like car on banana
petpopulation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4PBt9orgTQ&ab_channel=TheWarOwlMr. Owl is playing Train.
watching summit play on yt bc lol no ads. train looks nice even tho they removed a lot of things
Popdog was unique, I still remember double dropping and fake flashes. Longdog is just another forgettable piece of the map.
Cobblebros just hold on a little longer...
>>1500601castle - cobblewarehouse - cachebank - ????
>>1500601bank is overpass
>>1500604But OP was already in the game.
Tough luck chuds, ohne is still in the game!
>>1500605its not in the map pool thoughever and just got lots of tweaks in the latest patch
D2MirageInfernoOverpassTrain CacheNukeThere, I fixed the map pool.
>>1500602Agency?
>>1500614Nostalgia map poolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebXbLfLACGM&ab_channel=CalvinHarrisVEVO
>>1500614Ancient is unironically a good mapRemove inferno or mirage
>>1500620Ancient is alright it can replace D2 or Nuke.
>>1500620ancient is dogshit, util spam at the start, camp dumb angles looking to abuse shadows and then spamming smokes in retakes hoping for killsthats it, thats the mapoh i forgot the horrid colour palette that lets skin retards abuse dark skins like camo
fuck ancient BRING BACK AZTEC
>>1500624Yeah it does feel like Ancient has kind of run its course. I feel the same way about Anubis but it just hasn't been in the map pool for as long.
>>1500629Now think about V*rtigo.
>>1500602Bank - overpassThe question is, which 3 go out?
>>1500628zoomers will piss and shit their pants in fear at the thought of pushing that one door on T side
>>1500631I genuinely think it's a list of new maps that'll come to the game rather than maps that will be introduced into the map pool. So that rules out Overpass.
>>1500601It also had Lake.
>>1500632Did a zoomer fuck your wife? Rent free seething m*llennialoid.
a zoomer bussed all over my wife
aces out for flyquesthttps://allstar.gg/clip?clip=6734cdf6f9bac34ff3a4ed13
>>1500633>>1500637Oh alright, i was wrong, it could be a new map then
When are they going to bring back actually good maps?
>>1500640No cap? Thats grimace broHe must’ve been skibidi rizz
>>1500643It’s agency
>>1500640>>1500646type shit
>>1500648Was agency a bank? I thought it was just a generic high rise.
>>1500642stop playing dust 2 you 20 iq monkey
>>1500658only map that tryhard chink 5 stacks cant utterly shut down with extreme autism
not clicking your link
>>1500666checked but where's your 5 stack?
>>1500673>>1500677thanks for the feedback, dont forget to check out my profile for more funny moments and epic plays
Americas don't deserve 7 spots at the major. Hope this helps.
>>1500686Why?
>>1500687The teams are beyond pathetic, especially the SA ones. A better alternate arrangement would be 4 spots for NA and SA gets nuked off of the face of the Earth.
>>1500686americans deserve nothing but pain and suffering
>>1500689maybe if EU wanted more spots they shouldn't have lost to NA teams at the last major
is the bell on train still there or nah?
karrigan's stance on asia is that australia and europe shouldnt be taking slots
>>1500716There's no mention of Australia you obsessed freak
>>1500718he explicitly mentioned rare atom and mongolzwhere is flyquest mentioned?
>>1500719They weren't you retard.They also aren't European unlike you.
>>1500716>>1500719nigga just be glad talon beat flyquest otherwise it'd be none of you at your own major
>>1500719
>>1500722this fat retard is always seeking validation0-3 guaranteed for flyquest
Lynn Vision
>>1500723thank you for the counterjinx, aucsbro. they're sure to do well nowstrongest jinxer in the world, killed tyloo drillas and lynn vision with just the power of your thought and words. your service will not be forgotten
>>1500602>No one mentions GO BankDid all of you join with CS2 or something?
>>1500716Worry about your own team hippo-gramps. Australia is Asia, Asia is Australia.
>>1500728Genuinely can't remember what this is. Was it a hostage map or something?
>>1500728i dont play shit maps sorry
>>1500732>>1500733It was a demolition map, it's not surprising not many remember it.I think it can work with defuse mode but they'll have to expand it quite a bit. Probably going to be a wingman map.
>>1500728Isn't that a Payday 2 map?
>>1500738Why do you think it's called GO Bank in Payday 2? It was a collab.
>>1500746Huh.I never cared enough about Payday 2 to care.
>>1500747early payday 2 before it became a solved game was absolute KINO
>>1500748You mean just speedrunning the jewellery store cause it was the only map?
>>1500747CSGO map called Bank.Mission called GO Bank in Payday 2.
matchfixing pause by boss
nice one naz
ez 4 matthew "d4rty" "d4rtymontana" paplawskas
D 4 R T Y
argentinian cs
I'm bossed the fuck up
>COL vs M80>2 AMnigga istg
slight is so shit
>Be CT>Only expend utility when the Ts do>WinIt's literally that easy dumbasses.
>>1500811they thought zonic was crazy too when he started
>>1500811this is the guy in my MM games who lets them run out long D2 or A main on mirage, round after round and flames his team for not rotating fast enough
>>1500827I guarantee you're the tard who runs long thinking he's simple but dies within the first 20 seconds of the round starting.
>>1500829we found him, the guy who complains when you smoke things off at the start of the round
>>1500831Unless you're DMG or below, opponents are NOT rushing in buying rounds. You're literally wasting precious utility.Also stop with the groupspeak "we" this isn't reddit you fag.
d4rtymontana holy shit
>>1500837he's a dirty dawg
also fruitcupx is insane for a sub-esea advanced pugger they picked up a couple months ago
BOSS aren't winning this one are they?
>>1500836DMG is top .9% of the playerbase because ranks are broken shitter, stop talking.
>>1500845I was talking about GO ranks but whatever, 20k ELO for you retarded zoomers to understand.
>>1500846ok but I was GE in GO so your fake gatekeeping just failed, CS2 peeking is even more retarded than GO which is why pros religiously util dump certain areas of maps and will continue to do so forever while you impotently theory craft in cs2g
>>1500849>muh peekingAlready debooonked. Also justifying something as correct just because the pros do it is undeniable proof of acute mental retardation. Especially CS pros. They are the dumbest hivemind retards on the planet.
>>1500852you arent very pleasant to be around
please do not reply to me unless you are high rws (9 or higher)
>>1500853That is correct.:(
bossers...
>>1500857https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE5pvFV6zgM&ab_channel=T-Series
>>1500857fuckin way she goes
thats what i get for having my hopes up for america
with BOSS and 9z losing today I believe there is no possible way for complexity and liquid to play decider for the final spotif complexity and liquid both lose today, but win their 2-2 games liquid will automatically advance to the major without having to play the 7th place decider match
>>1500860put your hope in the miracle liquid+col+m80 qual path
>>1500860Austin brother, trust the process (script).
How do you get 13-0'd on your map pick?
CAM ON COL
why do NA RMRs get 1/3 the viewers of flyquest games?
Who are NAbros rooting for? Love both teams but imma have to go with COL.
>grim is the win condition here>they lose
-hallzerk, floppy, jt, grim
>>1500871col but i like both but also col has no chance in the 2-2/7th decider bracket they'll just choke
>>1500880You're overestimating the monkeys.
>>1500882hueshitters are notorious for gatekeeping good NA teams only to bomb out in humiliating fashion to eurosits like a nigger beating a white man to death and then being enslaved by the chinks the white man couldve put down with extreme prejudice
>>1500885Actually good analogy.
just a single interesting game on today baka my head
complexity...
>>1500913
>>1500894*map
I cant fathom people cheering for col winning instead of the team imploding and elige joining falcons
>>1500919>consigning him to the trash can along with niko and simplekinda based by the saudis ngl
https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/EXTREMESLAND/2024/China>china qualifier>gr gaming>china
>>1500923https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/GR_Gaming>GR Gaming is a Hong Kong esports organization.
>>1500923https://www.hltv.org/matches/2376971/flyquest-vs-lynn-vision-perfect-world-shanghai-major-2024-asia-rmr
Elige emulating the GOAT dexter
how do i achieve this physique
>>1500919Not so fast, Austin is coming up. COL is based out of the Lone Star State, yeehaw!
>>1500930Just eat carbs like rice and pasta but in a moderate - moderate high quantity. No/minimal protein. And don't work out.
>>1500935source of calories doesnt impact your physique, the waist is just where fat accumulates for men most visibly, and yes he doesnt exercise for muscles to bring out better form
>>1500939I didn't say calories, I said carbs. Starchy foods that are high in carbs and low in protein.
>>1500930Eat until failure x3 per dayFocus on calorie dense processed foods
>>1500925So Cloud9 are an NA team?
>>1500949yeah
>>1500951So why are they playing the EU RMR?
>>1500952Cause they compete in the CIS region which is a part of Europe
>>1500954But you said they were an American team, should they not play the Americas?
>>1500955They decided to compete elsewhere, it's not that complicated
>>1500958So they're not American?
>>1500954his name was "Jaqcues" this whole time?
>>1500959Their headquarters are in California my dude. Can we get to your actual point?
>>1500961That where the org is based doesn't fucking matter for team nationality.
>>1500962Evidently it does>>1500923
>>1500964Russia is part of China now anyway.
I can't tell if he's making the fake chinkcel argue against the real chinkcel's point that China beat FlyQuest because Talon is based in Hong Kong or two retards just ended up making the same retarded arguments in different conversations
McDonald's Qatar is an American company. Don't let these Euros play tricks on you
>m80 won't make the majorserves you faggots right for changing the logo
>>1500976Based humble Sexter.
>>1500976Can't imagine their reaction when that one nigga 1G'd on the retake
>>1500983the 1 actual asian player on drillas...
no one pointed out yekindar got an ace? with 3 awp frags?
>>1500976why are aussies so honest and humble?such a breathe of fresh air compared to the duplicitous chink liars and cheats that infest the asian regionj
>>1500930You can’t, his dad actually part muffin. That’s all genetics
>>1500988He'll fall off again to counter balance it.
>>1500989its overthe beef is overthe chinese have reconciled with dexter
>>1500993Honestly good for Sonic, he grinded hard in NA and made a major.
>>1500993what lando norris doing there in shorts?
Removing heaven from A site on train feels like a crime
>ultimate lifegaming saving multiple rounds>jks doing 90 dmg and getting run over at A, but gets one ace>only 0.01 difference in 2.1 ratingHLTV rating ruined counterstrike didn't it...
>>1501010>HLTV rating ruined counterstrike didn't it...Why?I never cared about rating and I never will
yekindar is so fucking retarded
nice plant naf
>>1501022>>1501028they win on map 3 btw
liquid has no chance against furia EZ 2-1
>>1501031I don't give a fuck i lost my bet anyway
>>1501036no one cares
>>1501036good, id say you'd learn your lesson but you gambling addicts never do
>>1501039you can lose 100% of your savings but you can gain an infinite amount of profit
>outskill and make enemy mad>they buy SMGs and rush its just like my MM games
get mac10d lololol
I have never seen a team up so much and have a player on 0 kills.
liquid with the 10 seconds enter fallen strategy
oh god liquid are going to throw this lead
karrigan goat igl even taught twistzz how to mismanage time on inferno
furia 13-11
-jkspassive homosexual needs a reality check
yeah jks is the reason they can't hold b
>>1501065Your epic "aggressive" player
Oh hey Ultimate remembered how to point and click
do you think pro players lay down to sleep at night and hear 'YES' 'NICCCCEEEEE' 'NICE BOYS' 'LETS FUCKING GO'
Nice.
gg furia tomorrow we destroy 9Z
-jks btw
its insane how jks pulls out those multikillsA site is literally off limits with his dude there
>unless Red Canids somehow beats Imperial, the winner between 9z and Furia directly qualifies>the only way for M80 to directly qualify without playing the 7th place decider is for Red Canids to beat ImperialM80 are so fucked
>>1501075Can't believe JKS learned from his fellow country man Sexter how to make his teammate miss every shot.
>>1501079australian aura too strong
What's the tape covering?
>>1501081it's always betting companies
>>1501081he has a nipple piercingopen secret in the scene that hes a bdsm power bottom
>flyquest in>jks inabsolutely based
Unless Canids win tomorrow if M80 and Furia win they'll face each other for the 7th spot
>>1501086coldzera needs to toggle to save north america
>>1501091south america needs to be glassed by nuclear hellfire to save NA
>>1501088m80imperial9z
>>1501208if that happens imperial faces m80 for the final spot, who wins there then
this is the autism i love
how shit was Yekindar today?
>>1501220m80 obv, death to brazil
>>1501224 YEKINDAR 27-32 57.8 61.5% 0.81
YO WHAT THE FUCK>br0 to step in for Astralis in Shanghai as device out until 2025THIS IS NOT A DRILL
its devveover
cadian actually snaked his way back to the awp, unbelievable
ONE time with a w*man literally ruined dev1ce's life what the fuck bros TOTAL 3DPD DEATH
device is a fucking beat cuck, let a woman ruin his entire life and career lmao what a bitch made
He most likely has some real health problem or a fake mental health problemgive device a break
To my fans and the community,I’m deeply saddened to share that I won’t be able to participate in the Shanghai Major 2024 due to a recurrence of stress-related health challenges.This has been a difficult decision to make, but after discussions with a medical team, I know that…— Nicolai Reedtz (@dev1ce) November 14, 2024
Adev1ce said something bad about his experience in numba1China and now he’s worried for his safety.
>>1501245https://clips.twitch.tv/HedonisticAmorphousHabaneroWutFace-HzwRVlxunnyYtnxt
>>1501300wow thats amazinghe just owned nafany interz axile and shitro all time goats
damn...I was looking forward to seeing what this new astralis lineup could doI never really bought into them being heroic 2.0, but I guess that's actually what we're gonna get nowHopefully we'll get some cadian kino. Unless he keeps riding his faggy bicycle
How does Astralis keep being this drama factory
>>1501341device is the one single handedly causing a lot of themNow its prob that he's been at the top for too much and achieved too many majors, otherwise no player goes "I has a sad, better skip the major"
>>1500983Link please. Or which map/round it happened in.
>>1501365last round before ot on the final map
>>1501088If M80 wins, it'll be a decent result for NA. Wildcard, COL, M80, Liquid. Not bad. Would've been nice for BOSS and Nouns to join us but whatever.
>ruin popdog>ruin ivy and the train near it>condense both bombsites>less opportunities for complex plays because of the reduced architecture in the sites>multiple long lines of sight completely removedyea thanks valve
>>1501278How is this shit acceptable? Why don't they drug him up and beat him until he plays? You play a fucking childrens electronic entertainment game for a living. What fucking stress?
fucking hate china so much broscan't watch any of the major except the very early games because they don't start til like 8pm
>>1501371Train got improved and anyone who complains should go back to getting killed while going through one of the super narrow and easily campable ways to enter the sites. That map was absolute garbage and it's good valve acknowledged this
I can actually root for Astr*lis now. Br0 is a real bro.
season... now that was a map...
>>1501369Saw it. The 1g was stupid but it was already a 3v4 retake with an awp. They weren't winning that round regardless.
>>1501379Don't forget about subzero.
>>1500998yeah i too am very glad for that guy, i remember him carrying South Africans back in the day, he has a real interesting journey as a player. going to NA, Extra Salt, the Envy benching, Bad News Bears... stood in for coL last year out of retirement and he's the best player in an elimination game, the only one that doesn't choke. switched from AWP to rifle in CS2 and qualified for a Major, on top of that i think he's doing college now while playing in Wildcard, seems like a nice role model of a player in a sea of dumbfucks, diligent and adaptable.
no trophies since 2020no Majors played since 2021GOATbros, is it joever?
>>1501371Old csgo train was trash
>>1501415simple won the 2021 major
IEM Rio Major 2022: health problemsPGL Antwerp Major 2022: health problemsBLAST Paris Major 2023: Did not qualifyPGL Copenhagen Major 2024: Did not qualifyPerfect World Shanghai Major 2024: health problemsKWABOTY
>>1501381shit comp' mapgreat dm map
>>1501278maybe the real br0virus-19 was the enemies we made along the wayrest in piss u won't be missed
>>15014433 more majors than that slavic subhuman s0mple though
white sissies...
>>1501467honestly if all chinese died I think it'd be for the best overall
>>1501467>>1501470Chinks got little clitties
>>1501477bruh there's no way we got an actual chink itt, ching chong, ping pong!
BRos how likely is it that red canids can win vs imperial >>1501467>>1501477https://nga.178.com/read.php?tid=42434785&fp=2have you thanked talon yet today for saving your country from complete embarrassment?>the savior of CNCS right? if Talon hadn't beaten FQ, FQ would have won the second half and Drillas would have been very likely to win in the loser bracket>RA should take Talon out for a good meal tonight >If they hadn't taken over FQ, CNCS would have been completely wiped outyou can write it in english here too: "if not for the tenacity and strength of an oceanic t3 team, my country would have been an even bigger laughingstock than it already is. thank you AUNZgods"
based GOATess vicu, the only female who can flick with the AWP
>>1501448Nigga I'm tired of daytime maps.
>Vitality -Spinxbbbbbased
>The king has returned to usher in a new golden age of blatant LAN toggles and undeniable hackusationshttps://youtu.be/Lf7Ie_YkFiU?si=h90ndEqKCvF8hFGN
>>1501477makes you wonder why they all want to move to white countries then
>>1501502>from wearing a suit sitting in his greenscreen office to thisHas he lost it?
>>1501473You wouldn't have made the major if there were only two slots like last time.
>>1501548if this were last time, the fq talon game would've been a bo3 and you wouldn't have even a single team fluke through >>1501482>you can write it in english here too: "if not for the tenacity and strength of an oceanic t3 team, my country would have been an even bigger laughingstock than it already is. thank you AUNZgods"
devve already had IBS and other health issues well before he ever met that succubus, but she finished him off...
>>1501558It's called divine retribution for macrotoggling
https://x.com/siuhycs/status/1856965203054735620>To me, CS is losing its game feeling with updates like this. It feels like it’s trying to become more realistic with each map being redone. It started off with inferno becoming so overwhelmed with details around the map that it not only hurt the performance but also the visuals.
>>1501566Total freak death
>>1501567He has a point about subtick
the lag/jitter in this game is insane
>>1501574Didn't you see the patch notes? They totally fixed it.
>>1501582They fixed the net jitter and packet loss? Where does it say that on the update notes?
>jimi joins falconscool I guess
Just read all of the notes, they didn’t do anything to address the packet loss that’s plagueing the game right now. Ontop of that, they added more features which can make that packet loss even worse.
>>1501585BASED
>>1501560What's the proper punishment for D0nk's meta-toggles? Kursk?
>>1501585proofs?
>>1501591reddit post about a tweet by a leaker
>>1501566How many jobs does Freakazoid have? Like what's he even up to other than tweeting like he's 15 again?
>>1501595trying to hook the retards and children dumb enough to watch his streams on gambling
>>1501601didn't this guy say spinx was leaving like 20x
>>1501613
>>1501615drillas 2 incoming
>>1501615yeah but last time he said a bunch of stuff and the coach denied almost all of it unprompted and called him a clout chaserlike he said it was because spinx hated mezii or something
Why are the EU RMRs several days from now?
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730?emclan=103582791432902485&emgid=6562402086097518652MASSIVE UPDATE UNLIKE YESTERDAY
>>1501601Why would he decline Vitality and G2 but not Falcons? He isn't at the post-retirement-paychecking-stealing age yet like Niko.
>>1501565For the love of god just open up the skybox I don't get the point of all the overhanging arches that close off the sky please for the love of god just open it up it's killing me.
>>1501669the CEO denied itand after that apex admitted it was true
>>1501701sorry, coach* admitted it was true
>>1501701https://www.hltv.org/news/39742/xtqzzz-confirms-spinx-asked-to-explore-his-options-after-blast-spring-final>One of the rumors spreading was about Vitality being in advanced talks with Nemanja "huNter-" Kovač, but that was quickly shut down. "We never spoke to huNter-," XTQZZZ said. "Be it before, during, or after Cologne.">While Spinx's transfer may have been on the table briefly, XTQZZZ dismissed issues with William "mezii" Merriman as the reason for him to ponder a possible exit. "He has his reasons, which are not the ones that were reported about him having problems with mezii," the coach said. "We know his grievances, which have nothing to do with this.>"I don't know who ran their mouths to try and look good or whatever," he added, responding to KRL's claims that the leak came directly from Vitality staff. "I can just say that it wasn't about mezii. It lasted three or four days, and that issue was closed. I also want to protect Spinx because players explore their options in CS all of the time. I will say that there was never any will to make changes after we decided that we were staying put."he's sorta overdrive tier where he might have half the story through the grapevine and makes shit up to fill in the gaps
>>1501701>>1501704oh wait, you mean apex said spinx didn't like mezii after that article?
>>1501707no no, i just mixed up apex and Xtqzz giving the interview from this >>1501706 post.i also vaguely remember someone from the team saying mezii and Spinx being regular gym buddies and pretty close, so i don't think they had a confrontation, if i had to give an opinion i'd say it's more likely about the general playstyle of the team and Spinx slowly starting to slump in form after they added FlameZ and mezii, who knows.
go m80go red canidsgo usa
shit i forgot the games started
if m80 loses then south america takes the majority of the 7 slots
CHEERS to m80CHEERS to red canids CHEERS to FURIA
>>1501787SA already constitutes 10/16 of the RMR participants. So unless they go 5/7 they're underperforming.But all that is irrelevant SA needs to be nuked ASAP.
>>1501787na only has 6/16 slots and half already qualified within the top 5 spots, compared to 2/10 sa
>>1501794wait i'm retarded and only read the first 5 words, ignore this
>>1501794yes, na earned 7 slots then legacy stole one by breaking the rules, bringing the total number of na teams to 6
>>1501794Literacy is hard for you evidently you fucking twat
>>1501800why you spergin outyou weren't even the one talking to him
>>1501804because 2 people already explained the situation and he STILL fucking misunderstood the argumentthese people aren't worth the oxygen they waste
Na vs SA shitposting lacks the fun of China vs Australia.You guys need to be more mentally ill.
>>1501807I don't dislike any br teams besides the ones who play na qualsI think the cn-aus thing is because both regions have been bad recently (china forever basically) so they don't advance at the major and get more spots, so it's zero sum. liquid furia col even mibr could fluke us a legend slot
>>1501808to clarify, I want the best teams going through and winning, not a pity qualificationbigger event and more invites probably helps with this, as does only splitting invites between two ping regions
>>1501808I dislike ALL SA teams. I dislike the entire continent of SA. This post here >>1500885 perfectly sums up the situations. I hate these gatekeeping shitters so fucking much it's unreal. They NEVER win anything. NEVER. For the amount of money and infrastructure invested they have absolutely NO returns. Just think how many SA teams you have and then recognize the fact they've won absolutely nothing. NOTHING. BIG FAT NOTHING. TMD.
pause major
bravo china
>>1501813gatekeeping what though legacy&co going through na quals to events like epl, indefensible. legacy&co going through na quals to the rmr, indefensible. but if we can't beat fuckin bestia gaming on lan in a neutral arena pan-american tournament, we weren't getting to the legends stage anyway
>>1501813>I dislike ALL SA teams. I dislike the entire continent of SAincredibly based
>>1501828Nah NA teams have that secret sauce, C9 Boston was proof. SA teams are just above average but will never win anything.
Why did M80 change their logo to a like radioactive symbol?
>>1501831c9 was the #5 team in the world before boston. they were not choking to fallen like col didactually the biggest low-tier major overperformers were probably that fallen team that made legends when c9 (gambit?) completely collapsed vs them>>1501836refinement culture
Would've loved to see Nouns qualify they were the only pureblood mutt team in contention.
>RL has spent the last 2 and a half days arguing with ohnepixel fans for saying that drillas was stealing major opportunities from real asian teams, all while preparing to host the shanghai majoralso why is the "i just shit myself" picture his wikipedia photo
>>1501847>she still cares what this bald retard thinks
>>1501847still not watching your podcast ol' richie boy
fuck you m80 fuck you
>>1501856hold strong
>>1501856Why are monkeys and insects always loud when their team is winning but cuck silent when they're losing?
m80s.........
https://www.hltv.org/stats/teams/players/12376/m80?event=7863why are yuros so unreliable?
>>1501856HODL
>>1501873m80 in 3, not even worried don't look up m80's history against bestia on anubis
i need thisi need swisher to winfor all us incels
road to ot starts here
THEY DID IT
MASSIVE MOMENTUM SHIFT PAUSE INC
gg go next fast
>>1501867>>1501867>>1501867is this sabotage by eu double agents?
L A K EAKE
bros it's happening
>>1501900no jinx you fuck
this does not fookin slip
jesus christ what a fumble
no one pulls off 12-0 runs in back to back maps against m80
STOP FUCKING THROWING AHHHHHHH
FUCK YOU
and again, embarrassing
M80 has no chance against Bestiasorry gringos
T SIDED MAPT SIDED MAPJUST HANG IN THERET SIDED MAPAHHHHHHHHHHHH
drop these shitters
CAM ON LAAAAAAAAKE
lake too based for this era, needs to move to the a4 for mag size
bestia and m80 are both lucky that red canids will destroy imperial
i miss the old A1the 25 round A1talking bout the cold A1so much control A1
american CS is awful, it is such a bad look for our game that all NA teams need to be barred from competing
adonbilivt
its over
>>1501932third world seether neck yourself rapt watching our game, our games, like a lil cuck
germoid dogshit anchors
i can't believe iti can't fucking believe it
the problem with the "send lake on a suicide mission and they'll think it's our real attack because he's our only good player" strat is that he's their only good player and the rest of the team is wet paper towels without him
get these euro shitters off the team
>>1501944out the country, deportedbenedict arnold fucks
pls god
the classic PGL matchfixing starts now
So which team is Lake going to?Liquid or Complexity?
>>1501947no one is making more to throw a single game than they are from sticker money
>>1501949grim out lake in
>>1501949none, elige and twistzz are joining him
what the fuck are they doing seriously
tomaszin 1vs5
HOLD
both teams need to pray for Red to win because they don't have a chance against imperial or furia
>>1501931TA1D
>>1501957Silence, monkey.
>>1501954Tomaszin sounds like a name from a 1950s Italian mob movie.
THEY BLEWIA IT
>>1501945GERMANS CAN HAVE A TWO WEEK VISA AS A TREAT
IT'S NOT OVER TILL IT'S OVER.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
lakeGOATNOT EVEN CLOSE
AMERICHADS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
remember m80 fnatic anubisi remember
GO HOME MONKEYS
WTF
I remember a lake round
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RECK????????
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
why the fuck is reck hiding
>>1501971piss break match inbound
SLAX FUCK OFF BACK TO GERMANIA
PWE spectator is cooking.
AHHHHHHHHHH
fuck this shit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fcukkkkkkk
ridiculously bad
The Rothschilds taking control of M80's minds at the opportune moment to ensure they push like retards and throw the round.
n1 slaxz
i didn't hear no bell
WE TAKE THOSE
the utility usage is abysmalthe defensive setups are atrocious
>>1501998No that was just the favela executing your neighbor.
fuck this shit i'm going to bed and will wake up with lake stickers
>>1502001it's third map double ot win or go home to qualify for a major>>1502003HOLD
>>1502003M80 should win because their stickers are objectively superior and will pair really well with some AKs.
CAMON M80CLOSE IT OUT
That 4v5 retake was crucial. Very well done, cool and calm.
ONE MORE LETS GO
what the FUCK WAS THAT ROUND SLAXZ
m80 gets to match point and every time they forget how to play
just the most retarded plays lmao
>another otbros i cant keep doing this
This match is still going?
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA>Verification not required.
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
NA NA NA NA NA NA
TOTAL SOUTH AMERICA NUKE
Based USA.
goodnight americhads
A little late to the party but why did Legacy play in the NA qualifiers?
>>1502025they and e-xolos lazer are brazilian teams who live in the us
>>1502025because its ok for browns to break rules in biden's america
>>1502026They are a completely Brazilian team playing with a Brazilian org. 1. How are they allowed in America? 2. Why weren't they forced to go back to Brazil to play in their qualifiers? Can Liquid just stay in Shanghai for a week and decide they're eligible for the Asia RMRs?
>>1502029dont worry, everyone in cs2g hates brazilians as much as you do
>>1502031I mean yeah I hate monkeys but I'm trying to understand how exactly were they allowed to play in the NA qualifiers.
Genuinely sad Nouns didn't make it through. I wish for a full redblooded American team to win the Austin major. American org, American players, American major, American win.
good fucking shit boys
>>1502035Wonder if someone could gaslight Trump into supporting NA CS
>>1502037ughhhh sexosurely Mr. Lake has some high profile connections
>>1502029i'm guessing that you can move between north and south america because it still trickles down to the americas but you have to have residency 9z moved to europe but they still have to play in the americas
This map pool doesn't feel real. Something has to give.
COME ON RED CANIDS USA USA USA
>>1502041vertigo is being replaced by train, ancient will be replaced by cache
I can never bring myself to watch a full SA match. Boring as hell garbage plays made by soulless players.
>>1502043I've come around to liking ancient.
>>1502045I've gone from hating it, to liking it, and now I kind of hate it again
>>1502045valve seem obsessed with making maps that cater to SMG rushing retards and shadow abusers
>>1502025>>1502029they are subhumans who are breaking the rulesthey are explicitly banned from playing na rmr qualifiers per the valve rulebook, they do it anyway and the TOs don't stop them. na teams have asked if they can move to south america and play there and been told no>>1502040nope, it's by citizenship
justify mirage being in the major pool for all of csgo
>>1502057its fun, everyone knows it and can relate to what they are watchingthe only people who hate mirage are the nolifers on faceit who play it 10 times a day and think the map is the problem
>>1502057if you cut it, a nonzero amount of people will stop playing csit's not like when they cut d2 and had mirage waiting
>>1502057>>1502064also, the main issue with mirage was the one way smokes, again, not an issue with the map, but an issue with valve not fixing smokes, and tryhards abusing them
>>1502074Yeah Imperial really did delete Red Canids.
>>1502050>and shadow abusersThis is not talked about enough. Shadows are a BIG mistake. I'm often the cuck B anchor in my 5 stack and the amount of times I could stop a push + inform my team beforehand because of a shadow is uncountable.Especially Ancient and Nuke are bad
Is Red Canid a reference to dog cock?
m80bros....
>>1502094niggas acting like M80 can't pummel a bunch of monkeys with extreme prejudice
>>1502098man i just wanna go to bed
so what are matey's chances against
based fallen
>>1502143That'll buy him another year of paycheck stealing
>>1502122Major MVP btw
>condoms company is sponsoring this major>deliberately no freya nor sjokz was hired for broadcastwhat do they mean by that?
whats the forecast on amerilard cope when they choke against furia as fallen aces every other round?
M80 has no chance against Furia.Thank god with the invites next year using VRS the NA scene will disappear
>>1502154>>1502158you will never be him
1 hour until m80 vs furia for the last spotgames you can watch in the mean timehttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2377482/slovakia-vs-serbia-iesf-world-championship-2024https://www.hltv.org/matches/2377481/canada-vs-mindfreak-iesf-world-championship-2024https://www.hltv.org/matches/2377484/the-huns-vs-kitsune-iesf-world-championship-2024you have to pick one
>>1502161i know my GOAT caster when I see him
M80 with that SHIT logo does not deserve a sticker, please win Furia!
>>1502166Oddly I like their logo on their jersey and how they have it on the shoulders.
for what its worth i hope team australia loses
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
I rarely root for american teams, but I really don't want a 4th brazilian team for the majorGO MATEY!
what the fuck are furia doing
Might be controversial to say but I think Lake is looking to be a promising prospect as a young NA player.
Macacobros...
>>1501687You mean besides playing in a team with multiple top 10 players and endless money?
Vamos furia bota esses gringos pra mamare
>>1502200Go furia, these white boys are bots?
>>1502192m80 picked map, t sided. but yeah looking a bit shit
>>1502172australia won btwagain
why na cant produce any decent full na roster without some random europeans to carry them?
>>1502207
Furia 2-0Anubis: 13-10Vertigo: 13-2
>>1502207It will never not be hilarious that amerilards have to poach european talent just to pretend to be relevant.
>>1502207too much fluoride in the tap water so they all play valorant
gg
dogshit germoid awp choking in the rmr AGAIN
fallen and the boyz humbles na prodigies on thier very own map
how did they not show a replay of that?
What is it with american teams and choking?
>>1502218this isn't even a choke
>>1502218they are built different
>>1502218they're german
Kek what a RAPE
typical Han German team
(((Stein)))
HE'S DOING IT AGAINRUINING M80'S CHANCES AGAINPWNALONE WOULD DO BETTER AT THIS RATE
>>1502229I vividly remember slaxz missing every shot on ancient back thensinglehandedly fucking threw the game because they still got close
Thank God EU starts in a couple days. This third world gameplay has been a terrible experience.
>>1502234EU aren't even good enough to qualify through Asia.
m80 are done
I hate the USA but I hate Furia moreget your shit together
kek what a throw
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHA
hahahahahaha
You can take the monkey out of the favela, but you can't take the favela out of the monkey.
CAM ON M80
Peaked at ProLeague
based professor
good riddance, imagine calling yourself m80 but then having people say it em eighty and not matey
fuuuuuuuuuuuck :(also why does it have to be same day?
why are Americans here more invested in M80 than coL? at least that's what it seems to me .
>>1502229deserved for their shit logo
EM EIGHTY sissies, we lost...
>>1502286>only 6 teams from EU in the major
>>1502293opening stageeu gets more slots in the elimination stage
>>1502286>Rare Atom (china)>Rare Atom (australia)
>>1502294>EU already eliminated
americans, explain yourself
>>1502331that's like the basketball world cup, who cars
what should be done with him?
>>1502373https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTHNpusq654YouChange your statsLike a girlChanges clothesYeah youRMRFuriaWhere'd he go?
>>1502331what is this?
>>1502383saudi world championship
>>1502355no excuse losing to Tunisia CSalso that tournament has a 100k dollars grand prize which matters a lot for Valve ranking, it would be in every tier 2-3 team's interest to win this actually (if they are not at the RMRs).
>>1502395our competing team is hltv rank #227 and not even on the valve rankings. I've only ever heard of one of the players and it's because he's a meme for making tiktoks
>wake up>M80 lostWhat have you guys done?>>1502159kek based
>>1502425everyone threw a game they shouldn't have m80 vs boss, furia vs legacy, red canids vs imperial
>>1502427liquid vs whoever it was
Olof is /our/ guy, ukies in shambles
>>1502289
>>1502373Needs a gf stolen so he can channel that rage into CS
>>1502503faZe up
i think this solidifies m80 as a shitty farm teamsomeone save lake
>>1502562they kinda fluked that EPL run, basically only beat tier 2 teams to get to quarter-finals (coL is a boundary tier 1 team i guess) and then lost flat to another tier 2 team, as a neutral i think you (Americans) are expecting too much of them and it's mostly based on that performance.
>>1502331i played with gabe on mapcore he's not very sociable or nice
>2-2>Virtus.pro vs G2>Inferno decider>12-11, VP leading>Jame is left on B site 1v3 behind box>He breathes out, and remembers what happened that one time>"See you next year during our's and Falcons' El Trashico, Nikola Kovac">Channels his Christ energy and 1v3sEnjoy the script.
>>1502610Why is it always Inferno B though
alright, who will choke, who will overperform and qualify?
>>1502628FnaticVitalityNemigaFaZeFalconsBetBoom
>>1502628SINNERS and maybe Sangal will slide in, one will probably eliminate falconsCloud9 & SAW will continue their downward spirals
>>1502628Na'Vi should qualify, though I do expect them to drop at least a game due to overexerting themselves previously, and having a shit ton of games ready to dissect.Same applies to Vitality, but Ghost of France will farm and carry them over the finish lineFaZe Academy are starting to look like frauds and will likely find themselves in 2-2 territoryFaZe are 50/50, entirely depends if rain and frozen want to ghost or notFalcons are going to either 3-0 or 1-3, depends if anyone on that team gives a shit about giving the slightest bit of shitBetBoom are doing worse and worse, likely 2-3 or worsefnatic are going to luckshit their way in, I feel itNemiga are on the rise, likely gonna steal a spot as wellUnity are easy 0-3, M1key is one foot out, and he's the only one playing with his monitor turned onCloud9 are easy 0-3 as well, should disband and let BB, VP, Spirit pick up HeavyGod, Ax1LE and ICY (not respectively)Don't follow others well enough to comment.
>>1502646
>>1502633How is SAW on a downward spiral, they just dominated a tier 2 LAN and qualified for EPL with a new player
>>1502651tldr:navi 3-1vitality 3-1mouz 2-3faze 3-0 / 2-3falcons 3-0 / 1-3fnatic 3-1 / 3-2nemiga 3-0 / 3-2unity 0-3cloud9 0-3dunno about others
Played a mm game with some botter with 10k commendations who doesnt do anything entire game ending with 13-0 and I just know valve wont jack shit about it, or botters in general, or derankers or griefers or psychopaths who abuse people entire game if they feel like it.I have to spend my free time playing something better than mm where 90% of games is either turks or walling russians.
>Vitality extend flameZ contract through 2027>He and fame now have the longest known contractslmao gg
>>1502708thank you based vitality
>>1502708Flamez is good though, he's comfortably the 2nd best player of Vitality already a year after joining, as an entry. They can rebuild a great team around him and ZywOo easily.
>>1502526Is this a joke post? That's literally what happened
>>1502777not a fan of jail contracts like thiseveryone knows what happened to FURIA and their blockbuster roster move
>>1502791but vitality already have their albatross of a shit national player in apex, and he's gonna retire sooner rather than later
>>1502846there's zero guarantees vitality will be a tier-1 team after apEX fucks off, or ZywOo asks for a fatter paycheckthey already started wobbling after zonic and magisk left, this might very well put flameZ into jai
>>1502849and needless to say, they left precisely because Vitality couldn't keep their salary after the big man asked for a bigger slice
>>1502849zywoo is getting paid $100k/yrI have confidence they can find a competent enough igl to win with zywoo, they clearly did fine after ALEX left
>>1502860that's it?
>>1502861obviously not as he would get 1mil+ from saudis
>>1502849there's zero guarantees for anything in life, how is playing alongside #1 player in the world for at least 2 years considered jail? ZywOo is in Vitality until at least 2026, FlameZ just has to play his usual game and he will probably win multiple trophies and earn a lot of money and stickers. he is not a supestar like m0nesy, ZywOo, etc., 99% tier 1 players would love to be in that position.
>>1502867>#1 player in the world
>>1502867because he'll be 28 when his contract runs outthat's not even jail, that's prision, one slip up and he's rotting on the bench until the end of times while everyone around you gets higher salariesit's a great deal if you're an average tier-1 player, sure, but I think a 2 year contract would be way better for his future
>>1502868certainly not d0nk, not may0NESY eithernobody else who can compete with BywOo comes to mind
>>1502871i agree, it's a bit too long, but far from bad. also we don't know the details of the deal and what his priorities are so it's all blind talk from here. he could end up like rain or like es3tag.
Jake Paul vs pashaBiceps when
>>1502861>>1502863$100k/mo, sorry
>>1501443still Vince
>>1502977pretty impressive, i only make 32k/mo as a dj
Bettors of r/globaloffensive, who are you betting on winning in Tyson vs Paul and why?
>>1503003they lost chudtronic (who has gone on to kill VP as well kek)
>>1502998kek i knew this post was coming
>>1503003All part of the plan for C9 to become NA again.
Even BR vs BR matches were more entertaining than this.
that was so fucking grim
>>1503057tf are you watching
>>1503060https://www.hltv.org/events/8185/amd-gameon-2024
>>1503060the fight
>>1502872he should go to mouz, they could go undefeated in group stages for all time
you have got to be fucking kidding
>>1503115>be chinese>not cut out for white mans game>transitions to femal-valorantlollmao
just to recap>tyloo creates a literal superteam that dumpsters all other chinese teams>tyloo can't make rmr directly because flyquest and lynn vision took invite spots>tyloo lost the chinese qualifier to rare atom in a massive upset>tyloo still dumpstered lynn vision on lan to make epl>tyloo now lost one of their best players to fucking valorant and zdr is going to replace him who wasn't even that good in china let alone against eu teamsthere is no such thing as happiness
EU RMR Predictions/Premonitions/It-was-revealed-to-me-in-a-dream's>SAW go through 3-0>GL-Faze face off in the 7 place tiebreaker>Dynamo Eclot(who) beat s1mple's Falcons 13-7 in the opening match
>>1503123My prediction is one of the big teams will shit the bed.
>>1503056Sexooooooo
>>1503056>>1503144magixx needs to lose a ton of weight and transition
Katopizza
>>1503154>and transitionCorrect!
When does EU rmr start
you look at Snax and think "das a big man"you look at chopper and think "das a big man"you look at ZywOo and think "das a big man"you look at JW and think "that's a disgusting type of a fattie"you look at magixx and think "that's a disgusting type of a fattie"
>>1503195>you look at ZywOo and think "das a big man"ehhhhhhhh not really, considering that he's like 23 and looks 33, also you forgot flusha
tyloo is collapsing before they can even make a cs2 major and you dont give a shit
>>1503196BywOo is the worst of the three strongmans, but still not as bad as Mr. 69 and pregnant manflusha... das a big man
>>1503056is that a fucking burzum tshirt
>>1503119>tyloo can't make rmr directly because flyquest and lynn vision took invite spotstyloo can't make the rmr because they didn't put a team together until it was too late. they added their last player on august 3rd and invites went out on the 6thcurrent valve rankings are mongolz (1731), flyquest (1379), tyloo (1040), atox (998), lynn vision (992). the gap between flyquest and tyloo is bigger than tyloo to gods reign, but they could've gotten a direct qualification in third place if they didn't wait til the last minute to build a team
>>1503195Snax is a fucking giant (201 cm), he made NEO who is like above average height look like a manlet.
>>1502610>everyone puts their right arm over their left>except FL1Tfagalso this jersey is better than the previous hexagonal shit, and makes them look like an actual threat (lol)
>>1503336>everyone puts their right arm over their left
>>1503343my right, their leftor>everyone puts their right arm over their left palm
>>15031948pm PST (the main character of time zones)
now that falcons is most likely>simply>niko>jimi>magisk>???are they gonna buy siuhy as igl? Allah knows mouz cant outbid falcons.Glaive is in the background in ence perhaps which would be funny since snappi came from ence.Or get another rilfer and have niko igl.
longest loss streak I've ever had. I went from 2180 elo to 1846
>>1503428Welcome nafany!
You now remember oBo, leaf, and Xeppaa
>>1503508oBo got mindbroken by living in NA
lads what should we think about that?https://x.com/Maniac_CSGO/status/1857856211082993772
>>15035388 fuckin minutes im not watching that
>>1503538>Hey what's up guys I'm a horrible human being, woman rapist and a misogynist Could not care less about this french ugly pathetic bug
>>1503561kill yourself anglo faggot
>>1503580Silence, incel chud
>>1503538he's fugly so nobody cares
>>1503589actually he is one of the most normal looking ones among this whole shitshow
can you redpill me on our mr mental fatigue?
>>1503598if you mean devve:everyone from the golden squad said that they've been overworked to hell, and I think device either was the one with the most pressure, or is just weakest physically and mentallythen nip and his girlfriend shit happened, and he just gave up on living, as did his body, so now he's a shadow of his former self
>>1503598he has a micropenis
>>1503652What pussy does to a mf
I'm going to sleep, waking up in 4 hours.Vitality loses against GL.Screencap me.
>>1503589he's incredibly normal looking and in no way some ugly incel. He's also quite well behaved publicly and comes across as some business major type who also played some CS.
Post the webm of Snax pulling out of a van
>>1503797
>>1503799Kek that's stupidly fast based anon
I really don't see any upsets other than C9 vs Faze but given their current state it's hard to even call it an upset.
>>1503795maniac how do you pull off the fall+grope maneuver once I'm drunk I don't have the hand eye coordination to manage the acting and the precision grope, is it out of reach if I'm not a pro gamer or do you not get that drunk
>>1503809get in, get your sniff, get out
>>1503797>>1503799Fucking based, i wanted to ask that for months but didn't think anyone has it
>>1503803upsets always happen at the EU RMR, you'll see
>>1503858There's gonna be major seethe over the 7th/8th deciders for sure
I actually do wish Thorin was at the major
Euro RMRs must be the highest pressure tournaments of all, bunch of good teams where you can lose to anyone, you play 2 or 3 bo1s and there's like at least a couple of million dollars for the org and the players at stake
I think we can say with a good amount of confidence the following teams will qualify:NaviVitalityMouzFazeSawBetboom (unironically)SangalI just don't see Fnatic, Cloud9, Falcons (lmao) or Gamerlegion showing up. The remaining teams I don't know very well but I'll take my chances.On a related note, any NAbros here who bet on these games? Which state are you from and which site do you use to bet?
>>1503947>Betboom (unironically)
Good morning NAVINATION
>>1503988good evening pekka
jL my beloved
God it's good to be watching real CS
>>1503995Is the real CS being played right now?
>>1503996by one team
>tranny mutt squad>real cs
>>1503999wasn't talking about vitality
It's kinda sad remembering that Fnatic used to be one of the best teams in all of CS.
when did cooper become such an unironic howling basedboy? he wasn't like this a couple years ago
>>1504006hes gotta peddle gambling sites to teens so he has to pivot his strategy
this nigga istg....
>saveF
need it or keep it?
GL fairly competitive with Vita
>Major grand final will be BO3 MR12Don't forget that, in case you were starting to enjoy these matches too much.
>>1504013i can't believe broesser lost to dust...
>>1504023im so done with timeouts and tech pauses that im completely ok with bo3
>>1504023that makes me more hype
>>1504023fine as long as it doesn't start at 7pm or something late like that
>>1504023don't forget that it's gonna be in china at some godawful hour too
c9 13-7
rain pulling out those rounds that keep him on FaZe
>>1504054doing well against c9 in a nothing game is not keeping him in faze
faze kwab
c9 looked decent, then absolutely terrible
>>1504057
>>1504072ropz and frozen kwab
twistzz leaving ruined ropz
>>1504074the NA effect
>It's been 216 days, 18,662,400 seconds, 311,040mins, 5184hrs, 30 weeks, and 6 days or 7 months and 2 days since this tournament was played, and still, nothing is paid out to the teams that played (correct me if I am wrong, or have I been lied to again? ).. Nothing from them!https://x.com/toh1o/status/1857821682880110938Jeet sirs?
Easy for my heroes FaZe Clan.
CHEERS TO oskar
>>1504074It's funny because twistzz leaving ruined twistzz too.
what needs to happen to get navi vs falcons round 2?
Oh no no no
s1mple haters???
jumping-clutching-s0mplebros we are so back
>see csgog simple posting>check stream>taken to OT by...Eclot?lollmao
>>1504125Did you miss his 1v2 clutch?
>>1504126i just opened the stream, that sounds epic, the goat is back
why does this caster sound like an american documentary voice over
>>1504137good morning turkroach, pls don't make these if you aren't watching tier-2 cs :)
>not a single upsetrmr b is better anyway
>Not a single upsetAnd thats a good thing at this stage
>>1504142falcons won tho
>>1504146
broky manhandled prime s1mple back in the dayfalcons are done
>>1504142Saw lost
>midky>baldky>badky>shitky>cringeky>kekky>in 2024 (2025)>manhandling anyone?
>>1504154>t.schizo'd
>>1504156lativian loser is gonna be outclassed in 30 minutesit's just the truth
>>1504158s0mples gonna tilt out the server by round 5
>>1504182gotta make it an even field somehow, it's a bit unfair to play as a 5 stack vs ropz and 4 bots
>>1503475You’re literally the guy they use in faceit ads with a 20 L streak lmfao
based ECLOT>>1504195kek
bald fraud, kikes, fat fuck, french sissy and the guy nobody remembers about to be BTFO
>>1504202dont think there will ever be a team i enjoy seeing lose more than kiketality
>>1504202>>1504204kwab
-electroNic +Magnojezvp have an era
shitmixes are soooooooo fucking boooooooooring to watch
EU CS is soulless.
can't wait until another 13-3holy fuck this was a boring day
>mantle up
>>1504251what the fuck does that even mean
rain having a good day into extending the contract for 10 more years into having 0.1 kd more than karriganrespect to the norwegian man, he knows what's uo
Falcons should unironically disband and start everything from the scratch.
based rain + godky sequence
So Zonic is a fraud, thats settled, right?
Who is staying for next year except Magisk?
>>1504262he's still the goat coach though, he transformed serial chokers into the most dominant team in history of CS>>1504265s1mple and maden
S0MPLE
tier 1 CS be like:
AHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
"real cs"
stoppable force vs movable object
SPUNJ is genuinely the worst t1 caster in the scene
they should just disconnect, apologize and disband
>>1503988i hate this stupid mongoloid manlet and his slavshit band of incels
>professional CS2 Esport athletes>they get paid millions for this
>>1504280https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
>>1503809You have to fake being drunk or potentially using some sort of upper drugs with it. Something like cocaine, mephedrone or amphetamines will make your alcohol resistance go double and you will be sharp as a knife despite being 8 beers in.
>>1504280hindsightafter the first kill and rain's position is known. s1mple should defuse, magisk should cover
>>1504280epic shit, thanks for webming
jesus clutch against ropz here
ropz is a fucking bot, getting overran with duals like a gold nova on map point
get this ugly incel ropz out of my team
>>1504288>>1504289>>1504290Post Porsche
maden awareness GOAT
holy fuck +frozen might contest +electronic for the worst roster move of the yearwhat's the point in keeping both ropz and frozen in one team, they are carbon copies of each other and in every single game one of them just logs out because of it
maden is so fucking awful I wish I could beat up this ugly incel-looking turkish lanklet for ruining the GOAT's chances
>>1504295frozen is much better at this point
My schizoky.Easy for my heroes FaZe Clan.
>poopeeh
I have never seen anyone molly that spot in 16k hours of cs
>>1504147he's right tho, ECLOT choked a 1v2 against s0mplethey should be 0-2 at this point
midky BTFO by a 40 year old awper legend
>>1504302talent mollies a spot no one else can hit, genius mollies a spot no one else can see
>>1504308this loser with the gamer dent looks like an ape in this picture. very sad display.
>>1504302The voices told him he was there. The voices are never wrong.
there are now zero koreans left in counter strikethis is your fucking fault
>>1504323work visa ended, back to north korea you go
>blamef could step up with this rifle....https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2303860203?t=1h7m36sgets one then baits his team as they all die
>>1504323Xign?
>>1504329he's gonna do his military service soon, and I don't think he's coming back to play CS after thatshould'vevery sad, S.Korea is entirely riot games' turf, he had no chance from the beginning
>>1504332should've switched to valorant and try to build the career there, but I guess he liked CS too much to switch*
>>1504323>this is your fucking faultinteresting, i thought the last Korean man standing, XigN, explicitly said it was all his compatriots' fault for being cheap bastards and not wanting to pay 9 dollars for a game, in a country where virtually every fucker owns a Samsung flip phone and a bunch of other useless tech shit.South Korea, while never a Counter-Strike superpower, appeared regularly on the CS 1.6 world stage in the second half of the 2000s, when teams like project_kr, Lunatic-hai and e-STRO (who would later become WeMade FOX) wrestled with the best. By that point, however, the impressive flow of talent had dwindled to a trickle as Counter-Strike had lost a lot of popularity in the country since becoming a paid game.>"Back then in South Korean culture, people were negative about buying games with money," XigN explained to HLTV. "Many players left for other online games that you didn't need to pay to play. So when e-STRO and WeMade FOX were tier 1 teams in the world, CS was already dead in South Korea."
>>1504339>refuse to buy a 9 dollar game>blow thousands on F2P dogshitAsians are so fucking retarded.
>>1504339i think this is the result of the internet cafe culturenot a lot of koreans play on their personal computer at home, and why would any respectable internet cafe business pay money for a game 40-50 times when there's a shit ton of free slop?
>>1504341can't you just buy the game on your Steam account once, go to an internet cafe, log in any play your shit? i've never been to an internet cafe but i always thought that's how it works.also, Russia and Ukraine are poorer than South Korea and i know they had a vivid internet cafe scene
>>1504340kill yourself aushit
>>1504376the only reason you haven't killed yourself is you refuse to buy the rope
simplenikoeligemonesysiuhy
this motherfucker hasn't aged in 10 years
>>1504444hohol don't spoil
https://x.com/chrisjcsgo/status/1857912140822184020Chrisj randomly becomes lucid to call maniac a sociopath kek
>>1504523yes compared to fondling a lady for 5 seconds in a club is so much worse than losing his career/job he spent decades buildingis chrisj just retarded?
>>1504523he's dutch, he's probably schizophrenic from all the drugs he's taken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59yge-DlsEMwhy is moses mic quality that bad?
>>1504537I have mutual friends with ChrisJ and he used to take drugs and go to DnB/Hardstyle raves like a decade ago
Tonight's matches:>Navi vs Mouz>Faze vs VitalityMight as well wrap up the major here.
>>1504547I wonder why like, top 10 teams needs to be in the rmrin the past you specifically avoided having the major grand final happen on the 3rd match
>>1504533>fondling a lady for 5 seconds in a clubmaniac you'll have more luck trying to control the narrative on hltv
>XELLOW, ragga and old man BTN finally fucking won bigbased beyond belief2024 starts the era of the Romanian BVLL
>>1504571even gypsies don't claim the manlet, that's crazy
what'd romania win?
an actual world cup would be so cool.
boombl4simplemonesydonkelectronic
>>1504613national team tier list
>sweden greathahahahaha
>>1504649and danes because.. heroic has 2 danes or is it solely karrigan who is one leg in the retirement home?
>>1504644russia would have 3 teams in top tier desu
>>1504644Why are poolish "people" so bad at videogames?
>>1504644Elite is understandable. I'd put danes and swedes in good, french in great just because they can probably make 1 great team (Zywoo being the back bone). Swap Bosnia with Brazil, too many BRs vs Niko and his family.
>>1504644wtf are swedes doing there
>>1504644nigga tried slipping in danedogs and swedecucks thinking we wouldn't notice it's 2024
>>1504794russian national team would be insanedonk and m0nesy are 2 top 3 players, and both aggro enough to fit other baity stars
>>1504966>>1504644
>navi and mouz playing each other for qual spot>meanwhile in asia rmr rare atom qualifies from beating #130 talon>meanwhile in murica rmr wildcard qualifies via beating 9zwell, that wont be happening in 2025
>>1504976Navi/Mouz winner will go directly to the 2nd stage though
This is the 4th one. People must really like me.
>>1504976Agreed because in 2025 half of Mouz will have been poached, Talon will be top 30, and Wildcard will have been signed by a top org after Stan the E*ro Slayer leads his team to a top 4 finish.
nigga I am NOT staying up till 1 AM it's fucking monday tomorrow
c9 chads
>>1505053Go to bed early so you can watch the matches.It's what I've had to do for pretty much every tournament ever.
EU and NA when they have to spend a single tournament doing what we've done our entire time watching CS
>>1504976if they moved to the new system 9z would qualify without even playing an rmrif they are actually adding 50% more spots next major (as rumored), wildcard would cmfortably omake it too
>>1505060well yea your region fucking sucks and is DOMINATED by flyquest
>>1505060>we've
>>1505053yeah this shit blows>>1505060what have the chinese ever done for cswhen renegades and 100t were good they played in america so that was basically us too
>>1505062>>1505063>>1505065>instant repliesya seethe?
>>1505068why do you keep attaching selfies to your posts
KAM ON FALCONS
>>1505060>our entire time watching an eu/na centered gameuh yeah?
>>1505094eeriously do I bitch about starcraft or pingpong or whatever they're good at being on at weird times? of course not
Starting to think Falcons aren't a very good team for the money.
>>1505110don't need the "for the money" bit
>>1505069>>1505094>>1505098>NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO CATER TO ME LITERALLY EVERY TOURNAMENT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT ME ALWAYS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1505115>EVERYTHING IS ABOUT ME ALWAYSname the 3-5 teams you're most excited to see play at the major
It's incredible how bad Falcons are on a fundamental levelI've had more teamplay in low elo solo queue
>>1505118snappi beyond fraudulentmaybe zonic too
>that s1mple lean back and signkwab
>>1505110Saudi solution is to throw more money at the problem with NiKo and Jimpphat
2026 major in tuvalu
https://x.com/SINNERS_Esports/status/1858001386643894423
>>1505115>EVERYTHING IS ABOUT ME ALWAYSit kinda is though lol
>>1505053I'm giving my two weeks' notice tomorrow so I can stay up as late as I want, fuck my shitty ass job lmao
>>1505115white people are the only group that matters
saw blatantly microtoggling
falcons playing like they're all getting cut
RL must be creaming himself watching this
>>1505121I'd be reacting that same way if I knew I'm wasting the 3 months of my big return playing for Falcons desuEveryone in it plays like a retired millionaire
>>1505126kek
>>1505126do yuros really
>china in the toiletwhat did they mean by this?
>>1505126lmao
aleksi is hot
>>1505126nice ass (no homo)
>perfect world>world isn't perfect
mouz is such a fucking ugly team
>less people watching navi v mouz than a flyquest game
>>1505204well maybe because americans are asleep and europeans are at workif i wasn't on sick leave i wouldn't be watching it
navisissies..... this can't be happening
triple OT on pgl_cs2
nemiga have thrown a 2v1 vs a dude with 3hp to win the mapand now a 3v1 against a dude with 10hp
KWAB!
studio warriors
haha but seriously end the series now
Not a good sign when Karrigan has been your best player.
I believe
shouldn't have come back
>True Rippers leave Counter-Strike>According to Dust2.in, Indian organization True Rippers has decided to shut down its CS division for the time being citing financial viability and lack of results.the asian scene is dying in real time
easiest ace to send to OT of his life
>>1505234and looking at their twitter they just won a tournament yesterday?
>>1505234More like True RIPers
Lmao so many overtimes
>15:15 piss breakwhy are euroid bladders so weak? it took 60 rounds for m80 fnatic
another satisfying day of watching kiketality lose
>>1505251What match are you watching exactly?
>>1505248red canids also did the same thing and were getting chewed out by the chinese ref for it
respect for ropz protesting the jump box by not using it
damn
fail clan
One of these guys just looks different from the others idk why it's weird huh
>>1505266sloveniabros...
This RMR qualifier shit is stupid.Its like jerking off before visiting your gf.Why are we getting T1 vs T1 team bo3 in fucking QUALIFIER so early?Fucking insect chinks cant do anything right
>>1505299>Why are we getting T1 vs T1 team bo3 in fucking QUALIFIER so early?cause normally three of them choke a Bo1but more importantlyWHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT WATCHING THEM PLAY A BO3?
>>1505299Because they were both in the 2-0 part of the swiss bracket which is how they always work?
>>1505160hot ass
>Falcons-GamerLegionbye bye failcons
>>1505126KEK 10/10should have been oskar giving the interview though, he's the out of retirement boomer in the team
You're laughing. This man is about to miss major again, and you're laughing.
>>1505251>another satisfying day of watching kiketality loseVitalitysisters, i can't believe we went 0-3... the ghost of Paris disappeared again...
>>1505374man i want both faze and fnatic to lose...
https://x.com/PimpCS2/status/1858464723114594492kek what a KWAB
>>1505374>Looka at me, look at me >look at my arms>looks at my muscles God I hate gymcels so much it's unbelievable, fucking retards
>>1505423I only dislike people abusing steroids to get unnatural body shape
>>1505424those and people who make their large arm their entire personality
>>Looka at me, look at me >>look at my arms>>looks at my muscles >God I hate gymcels so much it's unbelievable, fucking retards
>>1505420>PLEASE GIVE ME WORKholy lelmao
>>1505423Hvly insecurity
>>1505374>never won a big LAN event>won 1 (ONE) big online event>appeared on 1 (ONE) Major in his career, despite playing for big teams since 2019>statistically proven to be an eco cobra, probably the only such case of a star player in history of top tier CS, plays 2x more aggressive on ecos than on full buys>won 1 (ONE) MVP award, Pinnacle Cup Championship 2022, by farming Party Astronauts (who got signed by EG as part of their "15 player fluid roster" experiment, playing as EG.White)>somehow nominated 4x for HLTV top 20 player of the yearyou can't make this shit upname a bigger case of fraudulence in esportsthat aside, he did play well today when it mattered
>RMR AVitality, Na'Vi, MOUZ, FaZe>RMR BSpirit, G2, Eternal Bots, Blastralis, HeroicWhy such discrepancy in skill?
>>1505464>BlastralisReally?
>>1505464G2 always pays to have the easy path
>>1505464desu this is the first time Vitality ever went 3-0, they always had some problems in the RMR
>>1505420>If anyone issscccchhhh running a podcassssccchhhhttttt, newssscchchhhh outlet, or ssccchhhhhhomething similar & would like me to guessscchhhhttttt it, feel free to reachssccchhhh out.This formerly fat fucktard should get a lifetime restraining order from all microphones
make sure to go out there on the internet and vote for aleksib
>>1504990Literally just make a "We need LGBT agent" post and you get 10 in an instant.
>>1505559what do aleksib and zypoo have in common?
>>1505559What is this?
>>1505559lol bugs will win anon
>>1505559faker fucking stinksthe GOAT is never washed
>>1505563https://thegameawards.com/nominees/best-esports-athlete
>>1505567>e """""""""""Sports""""""""""""" >"""""""""""""""Athletes""""""""""""""""""
>>1505570if athleticism wasnt a factor why is there zero female esporter in a top team?
>Short: peacemaker open to coaching offers in 2025NAHHHHHHH :skull:
>>1505128Get certified to run heavy equipment, sit in an air controlled cab watching cs all day long and get paid for it.Infact the major issue you’ll run into is there isn’t enough cs to watch and you have to supplement it with other things like sci-fi or horror vids or anime if that’s your thing, for me it’s not, I like to learn and think about weird things.
>>1505677Fuck forgot picAlso please tell Elon to stop automating things they’re gonna terk muh jerb
Simple needs to retire and coach
>>1505682>coach>play like s1mple LMAO
>>1505682>Iz eazy just shoot like I do ok
>>1505423holy copetry and consider why this draws such ressentiment out of you
>>1505559Faker and T1 will obviously win those but cute post. Maybe we'll get the eSport award shoutout with CS2 just because it's "new" but it's probably League too.
>>1505682>s1mple>coachI can see him unironically leaving the booth after losing 3 rounds in a row.
Just quit my job so now I can stay up and watch the major.
>>1505559We need to rally the Finns on /int/
>FaZe pre-game: karrigan is locked-in, reading the stratbook, everyone is serious>Vitality pre game:>ZywOo is listening to "Can't Be Touched" and making fun of Spinx who's doing aim_botz>Xtqzzz is sitting at the desk, apparently doing nothing but sliding the bottle in the rhythm of the song>mezii is helping FlameZ decide which knife skin to equip>Vitality wins 2:0
>>1505821fr*nch """""""""""""""""culture"""""""""
>>1505821He can buy one from childking
Maniac is innocent.
for me it's SINNERS, SAW, Fnatic and
not a single swissoid is innocent
>>1505852you are yellow and you eat dogs
>>1505855i am not from switzerland so no i am not yellow nor i eat dogs
>>1505855Theres literally nothing wrong with eating dogs or being yellow
>>1505857you are a chinkoid and i look down on u
>>1505859take the rope off your neck, step down from the chair, and you'll stop looking down on me bwo
why are europeans all rapists?
>>1505858Losing to Auschads
>>1505865ChildKing won albeit?
>>1505871Falseflag.
Childking is such a fun name. There is nothing inherently "pedo" about it but for some reason it riles the normals up. I'll probably buy 20 stickers of his name.
flyquest
"Child x DICK" sticker craft will restore relationship between Australia (thank you DickStacy) and China (thank you ChildKing)
>>1505893Maybe if it was childs king or king of children it might have more connotations
all cloud9 has to do is beat sinners
>>1505929Cloud9 is in the same category as Fnatic where I genuinely forget they even have a CS team.
I cannot believe I get to live during Cloud9 ERAI am sorry for ever doubting you, Boombl4, the GOAT IGL.
sangalsisters...
>>1505978I can't believe the international literal who mix lost to the international literal who micwho gives a fuck
Why did broky change his name?
Based oskar owning on an old wired Deathadder chromaconsoomerzoomers btfo
>razorshit>not consoomer trashwake me up when a pro wins on a membrane microsoft keyboard, not on a "gaymer" device
go back to quake boomer
>>1506015>Microsoft>calls others consumers
Shitposting during the Asian RMR was a lot more fun.
>>1506030probably because the teams sucked so it was more chaotic and more upset potentiallike 1 upset happened in the entire rmr a so far
>>1506031it's national teams. the only nationalish teams are sinners and unity, rebels, sawthe 4 good teams there have players from 15 different countries. what the fuckcs has always benefited from being an approachable esport and part of that approachability has been not needing to autistically analyze the homogenizing playstyles of the teams to know who to root for
>>1506030unfortunately i'm going to be asleep when failcons and s0mple miss the major in a few hours but i'm sure the thread will pick up then
>>1506044damn why did they put all the kino teams in the other rmrthis one is a sovl black hole
czechsissies both our teams are going 2-3...
Hopefully G2 deliver in fucking up.
>>1505447That save in round 2 on inferno the other day when he was literally on site when the bomb got planted really showed what kind of player he is.
>>1505679Based. I probably passed by you today.
>Navi vs Saw>Faze vs FnaticWho asked?
I didn't know boombitch wasn't (as) fat anymore
>>1506054Me.
>>1506058he ate all the fat they lipo'd out of boombl4
>>1506058>fat as fuck>call yourself HeavyGodkek
My nigga Rush looking like an AI photoAlso in this """"sporrt"""" literally not tested?
>>1506067we've been over this, he's an ubermanlet
>>1506067Thumbnail does have strong AI vibes.
someone buy moses a new mic, christ
>>1506067wait til you find out half the pros have 'legit' adderal prescriptions
Teams with ugly logos should not qualify. They affect craft quality. Survival of the fittest, Logogenics.
>>1506110i know this is a joke but skincels are some of the most dysgenic human waste on the planet
>>1506111I don't make crafts I just use default skins but one can appreciate good quality crafts. It's an art. Especially in CS2 that allows full creative freedom. Look at some of thesehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/OnyEGMAbO_Qhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/UwDbgLJSrxwhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/9eBjs674WhYhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/oP_wXvHnSPkhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/F8PiOPkExJU
What is James "dead wife" Banks doing in China? I thought all of them were remote?
>>1506114if its not a nigger or faggot craft im not interested
>>1506116>wtf why is the in person interviews being conducted...in person?
>>1506117Need to be 18 to post here retard. Go to sleep you have school tomorrow.
>>1506120seething zoomer shitskin skincel gambling addictget the fuck out of magog
>>1506119I'll be honest I realized that as soon as I posted. But I also expected it to be someone else, someone local.
>>1506121>magog>seething about gambling addictsanon I-
>>1506121>buzzword buzzword buzzwordAre you a woman? Don't reply to me I don't care either way, take your impotent rage elsewhere.
>>1506124>admitting his existence can be accurately defined by buzzwordswho's the real loser here?
>I said so therefore it's true.Holy fuck someone get the chink back at least his rageposting was funny this nigga just plain retarded.
>40 minuteswhat the fuck?
>>1506126>admitted to being a skincel, and thus a gambling addict >mad at mean words like nigger and faggot>ergo, is obviously a zoomer and shitskin
>I just use default skins>admitted to being a skincelStop replying to me, cocksuckingniggerfaggotcuntshitheadincel. You lost, both here and in life. Bet you're bald too and a good chance that you're obese. Hahahahah fucking loser.
The Falcons resurgance starts today!
>>1506067Every modern flagship phone does AI processing on photos. Nothing is real anymore
>>1506067prompt: sea sex tourist
pgl has some banger choons ngl
>blamef top fraggingapologize
the kwabbening
failcons
>NAAAIIIIISSSSSSSI am so fucking sick of hearing this
>>1506158'fraid so>>>/sp/145715613
God please let Falcons bomb this map.
kek Harry and Hugo roasting Falcons
this map is prime example of how it looks when a team has a good coach but a bad IGL, ztr fucking threw 4 roumds with his dumb calling and plays
>>1506206>t. ash
falcucks
>lose>banned from flights
>>1506224>Xi is so embarrassed he ordered LV to bootcamp in Asia:laughingface:
>doubting the goatthey never learn
pain
>poopreeh
>take bomb blyat noob>*dies*
s1lver
When I say GAMER you say LEGIONGAMER
>>1506241classic purple move
flaming out
For the money of Falcons, do you think you could make a better team?
LOL
lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3gUTZxA6ZI
>>1506247you could probably have paid the salaries of the entire asia rmr. so that'd be 3 rosters better lol
I am excited for the + Niko move.
FL4MUZ is the baitF antipod,, pure impact player
>>1506254if any of these players will be staying on niko should be trying to pull out now
Faze vs C9 for skipping opening a stage in an hourcould be an interesting game
>>1506235we don't doubt ZywOo here
>>1506253Actually an interesting point which I hadn't considered.Probably pretty cheap for Flyquest to invest in an Australian team while having a good return as you are basically buying a built in fanbase at the same time.
>s1mple losing actually secured Navi legends stagekek
>>1506262Mongolz would be better value for money. Way lower cost of living so salaries are probably lower. Though you might get more sticker money from FQI think china would be hard to invest into... but like, fucking eclot can't be on a high salary and they might make it
>Lynn Vision has moved Peiqi "flying" Song to the bench as it evaluates the team's future lineup arrangement, the Chinese organization announced on Weibo.>The change comes one week after Lynn Vision fell just short of qualifying for the Perfect World Shanghai Major, exiting the Asia RMR in fourth place.>The Chinese team narrowly lost to DRILLAS in their opening match before rebounding in the lower bracket with wins over Alter Ego and TALON, but capitulated entirely in their qualifying match against FlyQuest to miss out on a "once-in-a-lifetime" chance to attend their home Major.
>>1506268flyquest stacking chinese bodies like it's the korean warbased
>Dexter wins edition
asian cs players losing their livelihoods isnt funny
>>1506275you're rightits hilarious
Carrygan
ropz and frozen, two baiters who try and outbait each otherbecause of it, karrigan has to flip a coin before each maptails - frozen shits the bedheads - ropz shits the bed
>>1506266>Though you might get more sticker money from FQmzhinho made his signature reference a legendary chink dotard XinQ, he's about to be the first mongolian billionaireand I am fairly sure the org gets a cut from the signatures as well
>wake up>falcon eliminatedbased
These animations are so cute!!! I love China now!
>>1506312Was thinking this earlier.Might be my favorite major so far because it’s so cozy
>>1506252I love jamie so much, I wish he had scored that goal against qpr, imagine the scenes
>>1506313>because it’s so cozyThis.
>wake up>FaZe won their BO3>in another BO3, 1 map upUh ok, wonky ass RMR.>>1506312Huh? What animations?
>Boombl4 raping fazeKino
>>1506319i love seeing that baiting estonian faggot get shot in the back and the playercam switches to his confused face
>>1506322Ilya, behind you!!!!!!!!!
wheres karrigans rocks?
>>1506319>7-13The Raped
How is FaZe losing to these shitters, interz on Major in 2024 is a crime against CS
>>1506334Do not put disrespect on a Ukrainian kike representing Israel in a Russian speaking team like this.
>>1506343You mad goyim?
>>1506344*eats you*
>>1506334the fuck are you talking about?
>>1506347oh there's a tie-breaker
the zonic effect
Godky...
CT sided map...don't get too excited , fazeniggers
OH my god broky, if he had that one man... I fucking love that guy.
-shitky +m0NESYthe former doesn't belong in a good team, and the latter doesn't belong in a team with Snax and huNter-
HE'S HEAVY
No one can predict what he's going to do.
What the fuck was that? gg no team rush mid? lol.
Apologiz e
>>1506275sez who
>>1506376thank you for what? crashing out in rmrs to no names?forget the money, their skill alone should be enough of a reason to qualify
>>1506376Sorry Falcons, I was expecting a 2-3 but you managed to go even further beyond.
>>1506376>thank youbruh
>>1506376magisk GONEsnappi GONEdupreeh GONEmaden GONEzonic GONE
It's time to admit that zonic is a fraud and Astralis' success was entirely carried by their safe-as-fuck CT sides
thoughts on heavygod
>>1506384he's a big guy
>>1506383It's time to admit that revisionism is being done only by the biggest faggots on planet Earth
>>1506384Needs to get picked up by BIG
>>1506389I know, everyone realized blad3::zonic as karrigan::gla1ve years ago
>>1506394nobody but unbearable shartus vincere fans think that b1ad3 is "goat coach"
>>1506395who's better?
>>1506406zonic
>>1506407>leaves the GOAT roster>wins 3 meme tourneys vs literally whomskekekekekekekekekekeke
>>1506395nope I hate navi but blad3's the goat
>>1506408maybe zonic can give pointers to B1ad3 on how to stop choking so much, after all TSM core started winning only after he arrived
blade won everything with several iterations of navi, he's clearly the goat
>>1506412maybe he did, blade won 4 tournaments since your pic, including a major lol
>>1506412zonic hasn't won anything since paris though
>>1506415>zonic winning 3 tournaments including major>le bad>b1ad3 winning 4 tournaments including major>le goodreply to me when his team doesn't bomb out in the last place during blast finals, zonic would never>>1506416no need for him to go head to head with b1ad3, he has 5 majors while b1ad3 choked again and again despite having best AWP and best rifler on the scene
sonic>nerd rodentblade>badass swordsmani've seen enough
>>1506422winning with 2 rosters >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> winning with 1 rostersimple as
>>1506426zonic won with two rosters albeit
>>1506427no he only won with vitality
no dupreeh no major
Apologize
>>1506422>zonic winning 3 tournaments including majoryou forgot the * in major*
5 majors with 2 rosters > 2 majors with 2 rostersas s1mple as that, I think he regrets his choice to go to navi just to play with useless bums that robbed him of majors for years
>>1506435not vitality's problem other teams failed to qualify during the most important event of the year, keep the asterisk for the first CS2 major where your game can just close out of nowhere and the round will continue on
truth nuke: both paris and copenhagen were flukes
emojis.....i can't take this shit seriously
>>1506442so blade 1 zonic 0
>>1506445blade 1 zonic 4
>>1506446no, he got carried, i coulda led that team to 4 majors
>>1506444I can't take these RIP tweets seriously. This is how you write about a rough breakup or your beloved dog dying, not your brother or wife.
>>1506437>not vitality's problem other teams failed to qualifybut it is, because you're talking about the importance of the achievement. if the majors still had open qualifiers and everyone else choked leaving my esea open team against other esea open teams in the major playoffs, would my win there have the same worth and legacy-building value as any other major?obviously not
>>1506449stick a uooohhhhhhhhhh :( :( :( :( on it
>>1506447blade got carried by s1mple and electronic, your point?
>>1506453okay so blade coached the other 3 while zonic sat and watched
>>1506455s1mple was the one coaching everyone though
>>1506455zonic likes to watchYou heard it here first
>>1506453blad3 won a major with w0nderful. zonic has never won an event without dev1ce or zywoo, two of the three best players of all timehe currently has s1mple dropping 1.65 ratings in elimination games and still missed the major
>>1506453why isn't zonic getting carried by simple now?in fact, simple had his lowest rating ever at a major under zonic
>>1506464it was a fluke>>1506465because 2024 dupreeh isn't perfecto, and maden isn't electronic
>>1506467sounds to me like zonic is just a shit coach, he can't even fluke his way to a major with easy opponents like gamer legion and saw
>>1506467he fluked his way to #1 team?
>>1506444big banks energy
>>1506468hard to force a fluke to happen when you have demotivated players and the shittiest igl in top 50>>1506469we're talking about majors here, if you didn't notice
>>1506474>when you have demotivated players and the shittiest igl in top 50I WONDER WHOSE FAULT THAT IS HMMMMlel
>>1506476how is zonic at fault that snappi is complete garbage and niko is coming to take maden's or dupreeh's job?nobody gives a shit about qualifying when you know that your days on the team are numbered regardless
>>1506481>how is it the coach's fault his team can't execute tactics>how is it the coach's fault his team doesn't care about the biggest tournament of the yearlol
>>1506486>evades the questionI accept your concession
>>1506487i answered your question, not my fault you can't read
>>1506489you didn't, you've replied with barely related nonsenseneither of those two answer me how is zonic at fault for snappi's miserable performance, and how is zonic at fault for niko joining falcons being plastered everywhere (including G2 CEO) months before the move will actually happen
>>1506491>i don't know what the coach's job isdang anon, i'm sorry you didn't get to play sports as a kid, but the coach's job is literally to develop tactics and evelate his team's performance, regardless of the circumstances.
>>1506492>several old fucks decide to not give a shit about performing because the team won't look the same even if they win major without losing a map>zonic is the one who failed because he didn't mindcontrol 40 year old snappi into shooting his gun in rain's backyou're a complete moron
>>1506491Coaches more often than not have a say on the roster, if players like snappi and maden keep mailing it in then it's his job to replace themAnd he's had a loooong time to do so
>>1506497>zonic failed to ready his team for the biggest tournament of the year>zonic let his team phone it inyes anon, glad we agree. if he can't handle them because "they're old" maybe he should step down.
>>1506498>Coaches more often than not have a say on the rosternot when you owners are rich saudis who beg NiKo to join their team for over a year now and make a point that they are making all-stars teams everywhere
>>1506502they're quitting in several months, not a single coach on the planet will motivate retiring old fucks to perform
>>1506505>they're quitting in several monthsand the year before that? maybe their quitting because zonic is a fraud and can't win without being carried
>>1506507and the year before that NiKo cucked zonic out of a proper roster that he envisioned, and he had to settle for an overrated ENCE corehope that answers your question
>>1506491>how is zonic at fault for snappi's miserable performancevery interestinkwhen he has a danish superteam or the undisputed #1 player it's mastermind zonic that made it all happen. when the team looks like ass and specifically the igl/tactics/teamplay look t3, it's because he was dealt a bad hand that no one could be expected to win with. never mind all those legendary stories about zonic making tough roster decisions, almost cutting dupreeh and picking magisk over k0nfig because of character and motivation, zonic being "the bag," there was nothing he could do dude!do you happen to know what ence was ranked before snappi left, with my goat sAw coaching? shit players, no zonic to corral them, must have been 50th in the world or something right?
>>1506511do you happen to know how many tournaments did snappi win?
>>1506490You just know
>>1506513u got crazy lateral quickness my man, could probably make the nba as a lockdown defender
>>1506520you're free to seethe, but ence have always been overrated shitIEM Dallas is BetBoom Dacha tier, and so is HLTV's rating system where Virtus.throw are allowed to be top 10 for months and months
>>1506516no i fucking don't
>>1506521snappi's last tournaments with ence, in reverse chronological order semis at cac5-6 at Sydneynow I have it on good authority that cs2 was a buggy mess so the real accomplishments start here:semis at blast fallsemis at eplfinal of gamers8final of colognefinal of dreamhack memewin at dallas5 t1 semis or better in a row, but add zonic and suddenly he gets one playoff spot at cologne and that's it, they're peaking at esl dreamhack momsbasement and not even making top 5 at those betboom dachas you mocked
>>1506521>but ence have always been overrated shitwell zonic should be able to change that, surely?
imagine arguing about coaches lmaofucking nerd losers, get a job, or at least spend 300 posts arguing about players
>>1506536if someone is wrong I will harangue themthat's it yo
dupreeh is mentally retired for a while nowpair those stats with snappi, madden doing their thing and you get a team that cant win vs a paper bag. Well, looking forward to the + jimi + niko transfers, maybe siuhy too
>>1506266ECLOT don't care about the major, it collides with Tipsport MČR Brno 2024
>>1506548He had ok stats for four months but now its just all redprobably turned his brain off when they told him he was cut anyways
>>1506444He did the banks crying emoji
Can someone explain why NaVi fans' IQ has dropped significantly after it went international? Before 2023, I've had lengthy discussions about s1mple, electroNic, the former's toxic influence and the state of the scene. Now when I talk about Navi, I have to pray that a reply will be from a Finnish Aleksib fan, and not some retarded Lithuanian who dickrides jL or Romanian who thinks of iM as the greatest man that ever lived
>>1506724I have come to a conclusion that Navi is the definition of a family friendly cs team.
>>1502851the saddest part with the brand vitality is that their counterstrike team is what generate the most money for them but they use that money to fund their shit teams for other games instead of buying top players.
>>1506751They can do it because they're sitting on millions in emergency funds.If anything goes wrong, they can just sell their League of Legends LEC franchise spot for 40 million dollars.
>>1506731>Navi is the definition of a family friendly cs team.Kek, I like the team but that is so fucking accurate, holy shit.
>>1506751and in that counterstrike team it's one player generating all the income kekZywOo made so much money for Vitality that if you did the math his lucrative contract is probably still underpaid
>>1506793Still sad about that final. If Elige were at his current level Liquid probably wins 3-0 or 3-1
>>1506822ok, but you get current form yekindar playing too
What does everyone think about new train? Feels super T sided atm
>>1506862I miss popdog.
>>1506862its shit
>>1506862needs balancing but it's coolless huge long straight fights. not sure I like nupopdog
who are we rooting for
>>1506918our guys
https://store.steampowered.com/news/?emclan=103582791432902485&emgid=4472732402493423622BROS HOLY FUCK
>>1506918SAWECLOTSinnersECLOT
>>1506918big boy blameF
>>1506968can they make it through RMR B?
saw showing some amazing form on the ct side of their map pick of vertigo
>>1506981>calls a flawless T side>9-3, 1.69 ratingAHEM>>1498948
Saw looking like a silver team rn
>>15063854u
I'm the biggest Astr*lis hater on the planet and I believe Zonic is the GOAT coach. Astralis era was by far the most dominant in counter strike history. And no, other than device they didn't have any star players. But that's no reason to discredit his success, teams with far greater firepower have never achieved a fraction of what prime Astr*lis achieved. Blade doesn't compare, sorry navi fans.
hello mr gaben this is Golden speaking, the head coach of an organization Sucking Ass Worldwide, better known as SAWplease unban snap tap, my team is hot garbage and just lost to nafany in 2024regards,Golden
How could a team that beat falcons lose to nafany
>>1507014>I'm the biggest Astr*lis hater on the planet and I believe Zonic is the GOAT coach.Same, and I agree. The Astralis revisionism is pretty retarded. But also this Falcons project is a huge failure and he has a good chunk of responsibility for it, it's a big negative mark on his career. They won 2 fucking games in the last 20, and they look like a mix team after a year of playing together, it's unacceptable.
>>1507041since the falcons project is such an unprecedented failure you cant even blame zoniclike if a coach failed in a team but the team had true potential they would do better than falconsSince the failure is so profound you have to blame the players, they stopped trying. They lost motivation, the will to put everything in for the win, and some just reached their personal age cap while in falcons
>>1507043>they stopped trying. They lost motivation, the will to put everything in for the winliterally the coach's fault
>>1507043Yeah, everyone is at fault to some degree, I am not saying it's only zonic's fault. But when the team is so dysfunctional beyond saving usually it the guy managing it who should take the most blame for that happening, or as they call it in football "he lost the locker room". Players don't believe in the coach's ideas anymore because it failed again and again.
Is Falcons the biggest team failure?The only other one I can possibly think of is the Brazilian 100T line up which didn't even play a match.
>>1507041He definitely has some responsibility as coach in Falcons' spectacular failure but 1. Look at the team he's working with. Magisk and Dupreeh are NOT the same players they were in Astralis. In fact, I'd say they began mentally checking out after Vitality and in my opinion they just treated Falcons as a retirement home, getting that sweet sweet paycheck for minimal effort. They benched Sunpayus, arguably the best player in Falcons at the time. I don't know if Zonic had a part to play in this monumentally retarded decision but it affected the team's quality significantly. Whenever you watch Falcons play they always look lost, which I suppose can be attributed to Zonic. But if you look at plays made by individual players, especially Maden, you're left wondering why they're in a tier 1 tournament. 2. When arguing about who the better coach is, Blade or Zonic, this stint in Falcons is irrelevant. That's like saying Jake Paul beat Mike Tyson ergo he's better than him. Also people saying Blade is somehow handicapped in the players he's managing are delusional. Sure Wonderful might miss some sitters but in CS2 he's still an excellent awper. AleksiB one of the best IGLs in the game right now, jL, iM and B1t are all great players. So to say he has to work with worse compared to Zonic is simply untrue.
>>1507048not really because the players they managed to get were ence core + dupreeh and theres 0 star players in that mix and 2 players were on their way to retirement when they joined just from age alone.Like falcons isnt here to be financially sustainable top 10-15 team, their aim is to be top 5 and you never had the players for that.
>>1507048Biggest failure for the amount of money invested, yes.
remember when the st louis blues were DEAD LAST on january first before firing their coach and winning the stanley cup?
>>1507059No coach can fix current Falcons. And I severely doubt Niko's arrival is going to change anything, he's in the same mental space as Magisk and Dupreeh. If he really wanted to win something he would've stayed on with G2.
>>1507061imagine if Niko wins in Shanghai and then completely psychologically empty and unmotivated joins this Falcons to play for paychecks. the two biggest tilters in the world with 3 pensioners, i think it would be the most entertaining shit ever seen in tier 1 CS.
>>1507048EG was pretty bad. Isn't the org almost dead now? If Falcons never pans out, the Saudis aren't gonna disappear like that
>>1507069EG still made majors
>>1507079yeah well this lineup is deader than dead and everyones waiting for 2025
>>1507078The talent on that C9 roster was nowhere near what Falcons have though. The salaries/buyout prices were the silly part.
>>1507085I dont really get the focus on money since the game is played by the players on the server and not the saudis bank accountIts like people ignore that the roster includes snappi, maden, dupreeh + couple slightly better players
clot bros.....
>>1507014>And no, other than device they didn't have any star playersthis has been debunked sweatyhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=1AFK-kxljHM
>>1507056>theres 0 star players in that mixsunpayus was hltv #6 2023
https://www.espn.com/video/clip/_/id/29043896this is the goat coach not some fat daneeuroids a complete joke talm bout "no one can make them care. just throw the year away. it's the players. it's the mouse. it's the age. it's the management. it's the community."fuck you. make it work
>>1507122Kill yourself.
>>1507124nah all soft as shit and you know itahhh zywoo save me there's a jordinian who won't follow orders and my handpicked danes are frail. I simply must miss back to back majors. devve, where is devve?
GOAT coach is blade because he's actually found success across multiple rosters
>>1507129>benches the reigning #1 player in the world>immediately wins the next majormy goat
>>1507129specifically for building a #1 team out of thin airlosing your star carry, 4 new players from 4 different teams, 3/4 had never won anything before, and aleksib was being cut by fucking nip back thenit's easy to say these players are good in retrospect to pretend he had it easy, but up and coming players turn out to be busts all the time. jl had a 0.94 rating at paris while boros and cypher were supposed to be the breakout stars
>>1507129Blade wins with s1mple, zonic doesn't.
>>1507132As aleksib fan hearing about simple benching himself felt like a bad joke, like god is angery with him. Thats why he appeared in the dreams of 17y old sergej to make him demand aleksib to be kicked from ence or something terrible would happen.It turned out better than expected however.
>drillas fiasco>falcons/simple out>g2 probably going to bomb out because the roster is falling apart>faze the samethis shaping up as another mickey mouse major like the last GO one
>>1507137>bad teams losing means it's mickey mouse
>>1507137>drillas fiascono different than jiejiehao or twisted minds, they got their shit pushed in and didn't make the major
>>1507134>aleksib was being cut by fucking nip back thenTO BE FAIR aleksi was basically a stand-in and NIP was (and still is) on the same level of disability as Falcons>CYPHERWhat a fraudulent one-tournament wonder kek
>>1507141>nip are retardedyeah I know but the narrative from most people was that aleksib earned a shot after og, got it with g2 then couldn't hack it. too much micromanaging, teammates wouldn't buy in, basically only finns and thorin thought he really had it
>>1507141>>1507143https://www.hltv.org/news/36482/hampus-returns-to-ninjas-in-pyjamas-aleksib-benched#r60353534skim these comments
What's with all the decider/tiebreaker matches? Never had those before.
>>1507167eu choked 3 slots to apac and americas
>baitf
>>1507169flyquest will be guaranteed 0-3 anyway so not a big lost
>flyquest will be guaranteed 0-3 anyway so not a big lost
>one OT ago there was a chance of 2 czech teams at the major>now there is a chance of 0
>blamef to major>astralis has no chancelel
>>1507188>>1507172I hate this baiting nigga like you wouldn't believe. Even chink vision gaming deserved to be at the major more than fnatic did.
>>1507202>16 opening duels taken>12 won>b-baitfcope
>>1507208Actually thats 20 duels, 16 won (12 were on nuke btw)baitf is deadentryf is here
this is the official end of the asia super team
>>1507208Sure thing champ.https://youtu.be/5FAW2suR1No?si=Vnck5wgqzvcBQFq0&t=967
>>1507221https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/openingkills?event=7864>b-but this one round here's some actual facts for you to suck on faggot3rd highest rated player overall, 4th highest on openers btw C O P EOPE
>>1507220>super team
>>1507225>literally outclasses every other non-mongolz team in asiayes its a fucking super team dumbass
>>1507227wait they're at the major?!
>>1507224That one round is the pussiest play I've seen in counter strike history. Never before has a more bitch move been made in game. That one round perfectly highlights his mentality as a player. Why are you glazing him so hard anyways?
>>1507228they would have
>>1507227kek I read it as>super dumbass teamand it made a lot of sense
>>1507229>why are you countering my fraudulent lies with actual stats
>>1507230Did they not play a qualifier? Why would a super team be skipping major qualifiers?
>>1507232Very nice, very nice. Let's look at his career stats.>Entrying 9/100lmaoooooo my 0-3 pick is locked
>>1507235I find current stats to be far more reliable of a metric, or is s1mple still the "goat"
>>1507238p0mple was never the goat, not by any metric
>>1507227>out class>lost
>>1507234stop asking questions
>shartus vincere fans are already prefiring "mickey mouse tournament" and "akshually w0nderf00l got cooties and was hospitalized for three months, if he wasn't sick he'd be s1mple 2" cope in case they get BTFOlmao
nice game valve
>Sources: Vitality’s Co-Founder, Fabien 'Neo' Devide, is reportedly looking to sell Team Vitality’s IGL, apEX, without informing staff or the captain himselfthis years' "most retarded roster move" competition is getting insane
>>1507331welcome vitality nitr0
>>1507331so why XQTZZZ has a job still? there is legitimately no coach that I hate more, dastan using Google Translate would be better than that bald fraud niggersave ZywOo from this shit org
>want to discuss the 'Strike with my magog bros >have to wait 900 seconds before I can postWhat the fuck is this?
>>1507347patented antiphoneposting technology
>>1507350B-but I am at work and don't want to log into the incel hacker hideout from the work network
Where is she?
>>1507355in my bed
>lose 8 rounds>call timeout>suddenly winnot even trying to hide itgo fuck yourself matchfixing scum
>>1507372kek stay mad, retarded bettor
cam on GL0-2 -> 4-2 comeback
>s1mple: "I am not joining falcons"HAHAHAHAHA
>>1507403the next few months are going to be so entertaining it's already starting kek
Yeah I'm thinking BB Clan are done. GamerLegion got this 2-0.
>>1507414you wish you little bitch nafany will own your little shitters
>>1507403HAHAHAHAkinda expected since his tweet after they were eliminated
>>1507405i think i will just log off completely from CS news until Katowice for maximum surprise effectand maybe they even fix the game in the meantime
>FL4MUS: "If my teammates are afraid, I will come to them and smash that fear from them"bro cooked
>>1507403as if it was his choice
>>1507426
>>1507414BB clan more like BB gun lmao
nice throw lmao
>>1507414>>1507440>>1507442and what were you saying cuck?
I like Jame, but I now hope that kaiR0N- qualifies while VP don't, that would be the generational karma
CHADFANNY
>Cloud9 qualify>BotBoom one map away from qualifyingAnd you people said that there are no upsets
sinners have such a good logo, sad to see them leave
>>1507467lmao rip>>1502708 this is why you don't resign that earlyyou better start praying BywOo won't replace s0mple in Falcons now, boy
RIP BOZO[Announcement of personnel changes in the CS2 division of TYLOO e-sports club]After full communication and consultation with the players, TYLOO e-sports club CS2 division player Yang Yi (id: JamYoung) will be moved from the starting lineup to the substitute lineup from today.— TYLOO (@tyloogaming) November 20, 2024
>>1507472tyloo with jamyoung would literally rape flyquest if they had a match
Dexter wins edition
>>1507476THIS. flyquest qualified for the major to dip off season matches vs tyloo
>>1507472KWAB
>>1507472he's moving to Valorant or?
>>1507492ritual suicide for shameful performance
>6/8 teams already locked for the second quali
>>1507503>eternal bots>virtus.throw>an heroic>blastralis>>>locked for the major
tauson looks jewish
Boombl4 as captain (and singer). Communication in Russian• I remember from your channel that you listened to Boombl4's song, "HOW MUCH DOES THE LOVE COST". What do you think of Kirill's music? Does he ever sing for you at bootcamps (even occasionally)?He doesn’t sing that song usually but I think he has an insane voice maybe he should do one more song• What positive traits can you highlight about Kirill as a captain? What do you like most about him?I think he understands the game in the highest level possible, he has good reads and he likes to hype us up and give us that good feeling in the game that gives us confidence to play the game also he will drop guns to us play with pistols just so we are more focused on aim and he can jump for anyone always to give space he is not scared and he is trying so we all won’t be scared at all.• What is the most challenging part of communicating with your teammates in Russian? Is it hard to process a lot of information at once, or do you struggle with understanding slang?I think it’s not easy to move from English to Russian instantly , I don’t struggle with slang but sometimes I don’t understand.
>>1507403>G2.s1mpleor>Vitality.s1mplewould be kino
>>1507514HeavyGOAT, trample on those shitters
>>1507553twink death
>>1507553you can see the whole cuck thing really took away his happiness
>>1507553Peaked in 2020
nafraudny won more prize money in cs than GeT_RiGhT, truly an incredible pice of info
>>15075532019 Astralis pics are so bad and make everyone but dupreeh like 1/10 goblins, kinda funny how its' their most famous ones
not a good time to be choking FL4MUS bro
>>1507560lil bro fumbled the bag :skull:
GAYmer leegion
what a fucking choke holy fuck, KaiR0N- sold so hard
NAAAAAAAAAAAISU
nafany is a fucking shitter
chudfanybros...
sl3nd what a fucking hero in the last 3 roundsgg
maui won
>>1506243LEGION
Smug nafany posters?
>>1507232>why are you countering my fraudulent lies with actual statshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1W51SDrroShdv_1lxtvEV4_7HNTTkPGcx5hikQNtovjo/htmlview#I can't believe we have tards itt who actually got fooled by the hltv ecofarm stats telling other people not to trust their lying eyes
fun shit to read for the resident chinkcomplete analysis on rare atom's numbers and statshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZrJCgE7fhFeCKNO5_rtqH2G0gCfMpnhjZtnr8dAE52U/edit?tab=t.0
>>1507623you can tell it's written by a chinese person because it's all technically correct and seems like impressive effort at first glance, but all the information is completely useless if you actually read it
>>1507630it's made by an autistic brazilian from HLTV, he has a shit ton of breakdowns on tier-2 teams like thishttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1BN5W4UNeJwb5gIlBL3RzlOPKZt_Z0SBCylhQrSezUYE/edit?tab=t.0here's 3DMAX as an eample
>pick igl>pick the best 4 k/d players>win majorliterally that easy
>>1507636never knew there were portuguese and albanian luans before I don't get the point. outside of the bit on maps where their winrate is deceptive, it seems like it just describes the team in a way that doesn't help them improve internally or an enemy team scout against themlike the 5 pages on rare atom's players, who benefits from that besides a viewer who wouldn't care enough to open a demo?
TAUSONGODS
>>1507331KRL is such a monumental fucking faggot and attention whore
>>1507650hello fabienname one time KRL was wrong
ziggers how do you feelin?
>>1507553he walled hard
>>1507651birth
>>1507655feeling niceFL4MUS is based, botboom is trash, cloud9 surprised me with great gaminghoping VP turn off brains and just outaim to win, spirit don't choke, g2 don't choke, heroic don't tiltno hopes for aurora and 9pandas, though getting deko's signature would be great
Kair0n 5 kills in 31 round that has to be a record worst CT side ever in what was an actually close game
>>1507674jame sniffed that shit out fastgoatb3rt stays king
According to KRL, NeO has been trying to sell off apeX to Falcons, negotiations with the saudis ongoing. The targeted roster of Falcons is:>Magisk>Jimpphat>apeX>NiKo>m0NESY
>>1507711now that would be a team to root against
what is ninja doing in cs? go back to playing forknife my dud
interesting that RMR B has only 2 mixes (Jitu and Heroic), RMR A was full of them
hasnt apex been pretty lackluster recent times, like g2 is the one winning trophies over vitality while having no igl and they cant match navis performancewhy wouldnt they want to get the money from selling him to falcons?
>>1507711>saudis chose m0NESYs0mple's ego and Ukrainian pride must be in the gutter lmao
>>1507713>now that would be a team to root againstFound the faggot!
>>1507737!!!
>>1507723based
I honestly think EU will lose even more spots this major. Their Opening Stage teams are >Fnatic>Clown9>Gamerlegionand 3 more, probably some shit like 3DMAX, TSM and B8while APAC and Americas got>Mongolz>FlyQuest>paiN>MIBR>Complexity>Liquid>FURIAIf all those teams I just mentioned make it to Legends, then both regions would automatically gain 1 extra spot, not to mention any other spots gained thanks to the +8 teams expansion
>>1507650kill yourself faggot
>>15075532018 was the peak of CS
Astralis won't win a tier 1 tournament again unless they go back to their black/grey kits
>>1507713found the negro
>>1507713based>>1507650based
>>1507718He reminds me of young Vincent Cassel
>>1507754 Dexter wins edition
>>1507751mongolz, liquid, furia, all comfortable everyone else I honestly can't trust to go through, especially the brs and flyquest. some of them it's way more likely than not, but I still won't take it for granted
>>1507505>didn't mention pee poo or team fluke
>>1507553Damn you can notice the stark difference between 2022 and 2023. Was this when the whore fiasco took place?
>>1507766mibr and paiN are much more consistent than liquid and flukia
>>1507608Ahahah nice thanks for posting this spreadsheet, really solidifed my position on what a shit player he is.>>1507232What's your response faggot? Or are you still busy gurgling his nuts?
>>1507723Damn the zoomer interns are really having at it lmao.
If >G2>Spirit>Astralis>Heroic>Virtus Pro>Eternal Fire>BIG/B8make it through, this honestly might be the most stacked 24-team major ever, in both brand recognition and strength of participating teams.You could argue that Rare Atom instead of TYLOO, Wildcard instead of M80/RED Canids/9z and Gamerlegion over Falcons brings it down, but that's mostly when it comes to recognizable names, especially concerning GL since they are a much better team than Falcons>tl;drEvery other major had way more shitty underdogs fluke themselves in
>>15077762021
>>1507794ah that's when he stopped smiling and has never smiled ever since
>>1507793>Rare Atom instead of TYLOOLet's just stop with this superteam meme already.
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHqsayKIkZI
>>1507793in comparison, Stockholm had:>Sharks>EG>CPH Flames/Movistar Riders (first time those teams played in a tier 1 tournament)>GODSENT with TACO>Entropiq>paiN with PKL and hardzaoAntwerp had:>IHC with kabal and nin9>Complexity with Fang>9z with rox and luken>BNE>ForzeRio had:>00Nation>rookie Gamerlegion>BNE>EG>SproutParis had:>Fluxo>ITB>9INE>Apeks>Monteand Copenhagen might have been the worst>AMKAL>Lynn Vision>KOI>Legacy>ECSTATIC>Apeks with sense
>>1507774both those teams have firepower big enough to simply outaim all tier 2 shitters, so they are basically guaranteed
>>1507818Your point would stand if those teams didn't also have an abundance of shitters needing to be carried. Chopper and Magixx on Spirit and Snax and Malbs (he has become way worse since leaving M80) on G2.
>>1507846https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/events/11617/malbsmd?teamId=5995&rankingFilter=Top10https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/events/3972/hunter?startDate=2024-08-20&endDate=2024-11-20&rankingFilter=Top10are you serbian or what
>>1507856NGL I was debating on posting Hunter or Malbs but wasn't sure on the exact statistics. So yeah replace Malbs with Hunter and my point stands regardless.
Whomst? I've got>NIP (I can feel a BO1 upset)>Spirit>Eternal Fire>VP>Heroic>9Pandas (Astralis is in disarray right now with Device leaving and them rehiring br0 after ruthlessly kicking him for Cadian).>BIG (Only because it's a BO1)>TSM (Didn't even realize they had a CS2 roster, welcome back Valde)
>>1507846>Malbs (he has become way worse since leaving M80)lmao what
>>1507857debating whatmalbs does ~0.2 better in his t positions than expected, the only players that do better than that are donk, zywoo, m0nesy, and jlI have absolutely no idea how you can watch g2 games and think he's dead weight that needs carrying
>>1507866>>1507869Nigga I just told you I didn't check the exact statistics. I'm not saying Hunter is better, I'm saying I didn't know who was better so I just picked one. Now that you have posted the stats, I agree Malbs is better. It still doesn't change my original point that G2 and Spirit are NOT infallible.
>>1507871it's not that you got the specifics wrong, it's that you did it in a way that makes me think you don't watch the games. like if someone said gymfat was a liability for mouzg2 have had 3 questionable losses this season, total
>>1507880Maybe it's just that the few matches I saw a couple of weeks/months ago of G2 Malbs was not playing as good so I suppose that kind of stuck with me.
unpopular opinion: TaZ is a good coach that gets targeted for deh maymaysunpopular opinion 2: Snax is better than HooXiunpopular opinion 3: out of all top 10 teams, G2 are 2nd least soulful (1st would be MOUZ, naturally)
>>1507860nipspiritauroravpheroicastralissashi3dmax
>HUNDEN is Sashi's head coachwtf? wasn't he permabanned from CSGO and banished to mcdonalds burger flipping??how is this allowed?
>>1507969this isn't csgo
>>1507969https://www.hltv.org/news/35184/esic-lift-hunden-banif you threaten them with a lawsuit, esic unbans you no matter what you did
>what if peter griffin and chudjak had a baby?
>>1508111this the nigga the saudis want? lmaooooooo
>>1508110Real Benjamin Button
I see you my chigga.
>>1507809Think what always annoyed me about EG is it felt like they would always benefit from the most absurd bullshit and just luck their way into being relevant enough to go out last.
>>1508115>JAMYOUNG_TOP_1_IGLis this from a valorant forum?
>>1506316Coziest major by far. Chink-sama, I aporogize. I underestimated the great country of 中国.
Wishing donk a very terrible majorEven if it doesn't start today
>>1508153Why?
>>1508157Don't like 'im
>>1508160>>1508157
>>1508157I'm trans
>>1508163So is Donk. Or soon to be.
Waiter! Waiter! More tier 3 teams please! I need it for my top1 2024!
0 IQ play from headtr1ck, holy fuck B8 are bad
>donk 2v1 backs turned>1 kill>chopper 3v1 backs turned>2 killsare we washed?
Damn I was watching that fat neckbeard talk thinking the match was going to start on that stream, forgot we had 2 streams.
kinda soulless NiP team desustill want them to beat G2 however
>>1508172Rooting for my retardigga Rez.
i just puked after seeing that shitholy fuck this is an execution, donk have mercy on these retards
B8 are so fucking bad
Impressive, donkNow let's see you do it against a real team
damn that was fucking insane, a fake save triple into defuse win wew
nice "real CS" you got there ewwwtards.
>>1508177https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/21167/donk?startDate=2024-08-21&endDate=2024-11-21&rankingFilter=Top5here's a little sneak peek
>>1508180>sophomore slump is still 1.17breddy gud
>>1508168frogniggas love a good seetheadmire greatness while you can>>1508180zywoo last 3 months top 5, 1.23 rating, less impact, less damage, ~same kpr, basically just dies less13% of vitality's t entries lmfao, baitwhoo king of baiting
>>1508188watching vitality really tells the story of how zywoo looks good, they basically funnel all kills to him
dunno why but this made me kek out loud hard
>>1508193>KICKhltv putting spoilers when I got "show results" off?? gonna email prof and striker
Christ what an embarrassment
I'm starting to think NIP isn't very good
Time for Jame kino
Anyone else not care about these matches the moment the shit team wins a round?
where the malbsdoubter atI think g2 might just beat 3 of these teams my man
Wonder if Niko is still going to Falcons now.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh g2 sisters??we're stuck on 12???
>>1508210hey buddy you're late
>>1508211crazy that we allowed 7 to fucking nip
>>1508210can't end without serbs farming rating, please understand
time for Russia vs Ukraine kino
real clash of trash this vp vs passion ua, bleeeeeergh
>>1503995Enjoyed your real cs, yuropoor?
>>1508214zelensky's greatest warrior
>>1508214nigga ion give a fuck about your gay ass war fuck all y'all>>1508218kek this was funny
>>1508217Y-Y-Yeah
Holy fuck Jame is so bad.
kek
Jame getting the war experience in game.
>what does UA in Passion UA stand for?>which country is VP from?people keep getting baited
>Ziggers try not rushing B blyat challenge: Impossible
>>1508218i was joking when i posted this but this dude has actually killed another russian team
>>1508110>pearl necklace we already know he's a faggot, no need to signal it
what the fuck happened to fame? he was crisp, a second coming of ropz, now he's consistently worse than n0rb3r7
apologize to jame right now
How cum I've never heard of these Passion UA players before?
You had a fucking molly and there was 30 seconds leftJust fucking jump spot b and make them run through it
>>1508246this is a pro-jame general, nobody here thinks he's the problem
can't wait to read in the interview that elecTronic is the one calling T rounds so that I can confirm that this faggot never changed his flag back to Russian
i think virtus.pro should do the kair0n and replace egotronic with pashanoj
>VP
unpopular opinion: outsiders would be good if virtus.pro org went the route of gambit and dissolved, leaving the roster in the hands of someone competent, not populist shitters
elegdronic
big are such shitno wonder they lost to flyquest
>>1508286Flychads are well known for being better than EU
Cute chink girl! I think Sexter taught her English, he did a good job.
>>1508312Her interviewing is soulful ngl, definitely better than Banks.
>>1508312Was it Dove? Sorry bro, she's taken
Can someone explain to me why E*ros get 8 reserved spots directly in the elimination stage?
>>1508318because hallzerk whiffed on zywoo in the 2-1 match
>>1508320Which one?
>>1508318Okay I got this information from Valve's official rulebook.https://github.com/ValveSoftware/counter-strike_rules_and_regs/blob/main/major-supplemental-rulebook.md#format_rmr>One Opening stage invitation is assigned to the region for every team of that region that reached the Elimination stage of the previous Major.>One Elimination stage invitation is assigned to the region for every team of that region that reached the Playoff stage of the previous Major.>Additionally, 8 Opening stage invitations are distributed to regions. 3 EU, 3 Americas, 2 Asia.So since all the teams in the playoff stage in Copenhagen were E*ropean, they have 8 elimination stage invites this time. And since Mongolz made a miracle run into the elimination stage, Asia has 3 invites total this time. Good luck to all 3 Asian teams, hope you guys make it to the elimination stage at least.-NAbro
Does chink riggs it for ziggers? Another games against Ukrainians
guys? wake up
>>1508344passion ua were grinding shit hard this year, right?
>Passion UA, an Ukrainian team, upset the top two Russian teamslol
disgusting jerseys
HUNTER IS BACK
lads...
>>1508369
Niko 0 kills since 12-4, truly the GOAT rifler amirite
What the fuck? I went to go take a shit when G2 were up 12:3 and it's OT?
snax igl and taz coach masterclass
>9Pandas - Aurora in round 3HABBENING
Russia 2-2 Ukraine
>>1508377it's hard to play 1v9 as an IGL
>>1508348KEKAROO
It's over for Astralis
graviti actually having one of the worst performances I've ever seen
DBL PONEY
one of the big teams is definitely bombing out here
>3dmax has to play g2 to qualify 3-0>passionua only has to beat big or heroic to qualify 3-0i'd rather be the ukranians
>>1508424saudi awards ceremony they can do the funny
Passion free 3-0 against BIG
>>1508419is EF considered big?
donksissyfan right here, literary crying, throwing up right now...
>>1508450why? he played great
/our guy/ deko will BTFO that twink
>>1508453Oh yeah? well I haven't watched the game I just saw the score, I was sleeping when they gamed
>>1508453because CHADko will btfo him tomorrow, get that sticker money and retire
>>1508455him and shiro were 2v8 and had well over half the kills46 to 36
-chopper-magixx+jame+kyosuke/perfecto
s1mple will go to faZe, mark my words, broky to nip
simple to spirit
>>1508474s1mple to BOGATYRI
>Big will qualify after beating Sashi, Heroic and Passion UAwow these groups are surely balanced well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>1508471Would be kino if Jame is willing to rifle. Wouldn't even have to change strats much, Sh1ro's even more passive as an AWPer than he is and he'd be able to just become the team's Sanji
How did he unwash himself so hard?
>>1508471electroNic's somehow going to slide into Spirit and ruin it
>>1508477>Big will qualify
>>1508477blame Spirit for shitting the bed
>>1508471>+perfectopost disregarded, nobody with brains wants this washed shitter anywhere close to tier-1 teams+n0rb3r7 on the other hand...
>>1508481good
>>1508477big are shitters who lost to flyquest who arent even major levelthey wont win shit
>>1508503>flyquest who arent even major leveli thought they qualified?
>>1508486>he's shit because retarded C9 management got him benched for a guy who is 10x worse fucking brain rot
>>1508507the fact that interz is worse doesn't negate that defecto was entirely unimpressive ever after getting kicked from navi
>>1508506after beating>eastern russians who suck without radar cheats>an eu fpl mix they nearly lost to>a team they lost to last rmr but now with 2 stand inswow give them stickers now now now now!!!
>>1508512>after beatingcorrect
>>1508477I just put a cheeky tenner on Passion tomorrow, what would you rate my odds?
>>1508512wow sounds like asian cs is ass huh
>>1508524thats the fucking point dumbassif big cant beat a team that struggles to beat nobodies they have no fucking business going 3-0the general cant stop throating flyquest but theyre an objectively shit team who doesnt have any business being at a majorand if they have no business being at a major neither does big
>>1508528>objectively shit team who doesnt have any business being at a majorgaben and mongolz gave asia 3 spots, flyquest took one of them after beating the competition, i see no issuesthere's zero objectivity in your cry
