Haxball is a top-down 2D football game that's played entirely in your web browser.Room:>there will be a link with the current room in the threadpassword: shawRoom is usually active on Friday & Saturday around these hours:22:30 Euro timeYou can re-live magic hax moments watching the recordings of previous matches here:replay.thehax.pl/lastReplays/user/5393You can use this site to get stats from recordings:haxball-replay-analyzer.github.io/reminder to join, relax, have fun, not take it seriously (just a game) and enjoy the show
those colors were cool
Tonights the night
AnimeCute womenGood videogamesI like all three and it feels good to know I can find the first one when I enter /hax/
>>1515974rare rat kino
Tonight I might not play since it's my birthday and I'm gonna go out with some friends
>>1516846Is this the new "hax delayed due to rain"
>>1516846Happy birthday gimi/tonco/benchnaldo
>>1516709>rare i've seen him score that exact goal at least 5 timesno one has done it once
>>1516912Are those the people you think are most likely to have friends or what
>>1516926Those are the people I thought were likely to have been born in November
>>1516941Lol no i was born in summer. I was also told i carry the "summer child" energy so theres that
>>1515974God Í am horny, and I fucking love female thighs.miss my gf
>>1516959womennot even once
>>1516941Are brown people born in winter months?
>>1516972Naw man, I am turning 30, on 21st December.
>>1516972November isn't winter in Brazil
>>1516973You're brown though
>>1516977>implying>>1510844
hax when
>>1517019Step 1) go to the room2) wait for the boys
the girls are on tonight
>>1516976yet i was born in a winter month
Happy birthday benchnaldo
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=bPUGJj8RtAI
>>15170895v5 going on
>>1517089JOIN NOW
>>1517089pass : shaw2 spots left
:3
Next time I play; it will be sober.
uuuUuu shaking in my boots lol
>>1516912Thanks but I'm not any of them>>1516972Yest. brown and proud
>>1517763krub post ur face and set of eyes to mog this one
tonight
>>1518072AYOOOO
w-what time do you play
>>1518592Prolly midnight CESTThank the various hikki neets
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=xHR4I1Rnhbwits on JOIN 2 for 4v4
yo
2 more days
bump
Ugh
where are you
UGH
it's finally dead
No room?
no room for old men
Tonight
Testing
Did you actually win a game last night, Krubb? when I joined, it said the other team was on a winning streak of 20 kek
I'll see you at the Touhax strategy meeting. You'll know when the time is ripe
I WILL BE ON IN ONE HOUR AND TEN MINUTES
today I will host on an own VPS. kslar is couped and ousted
dead game
>>1527799Nah, I win.
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=yuWz4hSqhf8password: shawPSA: it now has an !afk feature. Come and try
>>1528060In
BE THERE IN 30
>>1528060Empty, just like me.
>soof and ufc battling it out on cytube like the good old days
1 more for 5v5
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=yuWz4hSqhf8JOIN
UNBAN PLS
sunday room??
Cuando cae el otoño (2024)
hax
>>1535173Round the boys up
begging you to use my roomhttps://www.haxball.com/play?c=uaNmzKlnsHE&p=1
>>1535221There are like 3 cytube hax roomswhat doYou idiots ruin this
can we actually play earlier today
i will unironically be on in 15 minutens
Im ready to rock
>>1535270rock, then.
>>1535221https://www.haxball.com/play?c=uaNmzKlnsHEJOINits go time
>>1535279fucks sake cont room is buggedwhen you type something it puts you afkhttps://www.haxball.com/play?c=23cB4vmZdgQthis one
THIS IS YOUR ROOM
>>1535282you can't write, without admin options activatingAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1535282come to tthis one>>1535281
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=23cB4vmZdgQpassword : shaw
>>1535281kek
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Zke3xcNiijk&p=1shaw
>>15352882 spots
>>1535301
The fact that Krubb controls these rooms bothers me
Never drinken again me
>>1536804same I was at a rave last night and I woke up feeling like I got ran over by a truck
>>1536819Hey, at least you had fun with quality music and good people around you
Early hax again please
dodgeball with the old man
>>1536965Im cooked bruh (skull)
where is everyone
JOIN NOW
JOIN
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=23cB4vmZdgQ
join when convenient
1 more for 5v5 cl
>>1536838yeah it was fun but I was awkward with the hoes man I missed some good opportunities>>1537141joining soon
too cooked to join (skull) (skull)
Joining the 'ube just to see her face then being forced to stop staring. I'm so droopy....
>>1537201Crazy thatMeanwhile I just broke up with another 10/10 young girl I loved, and are already swarming in more pussy
LIVE
>>1537141joinu
>>1537141room active9 playaz
>>1537224Cheers m13, hope you find the One perfect for you
>>1537340Cheers my friendI hope you will climb that wall, and see the beauty behind it.
>>1537340(my ex is perfect for me though, my demons just wouldn't let me keep her)We LIVE and we move on
until next week
You guys are my friendsYou better stick around
I love her so much, you have no idea of how much I'll stick with her forever>>1537422Same to you, kruffriend. You're here forever
>>>/v/697289253JajJajajajajjJJajajjJJajJJanNJajajajajJJajajsjajajsbBJsjajajJjAjjajajajajajajajsjsjsjsjsjsjsjsjjsjsjajajajajajajajajajsjsjsjsjsjsjejsjjajaajjajqjwjsjJajsjsjsjsjsjsjsjjshshshwhshahwhwhwhhwhwywywywywywywyywyahahsjshshahajJajjsjajajajsjsjsjsj
/hax/ more like /cooked/
Nuke Austria nuke Thailand nuke England
>>1542671The only countries to ever do it. Stay mad
nuke the entire middle east be'zrat ha'shem inshallah :pray:
tomorrow night 1st of many /hax/ xmas party bring xmas jumper, xmas tunes and xmas comfiness
>>1543868Im ready
>Mfw turning 30 tomorrowThank the heavens I age like fine wine so I am not stuck with 24+ year grannies
Going pub now back see you later Happy birthday krubb
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=5tS6cm6zBpcpw: shaw
>>1544725Cheers>>1544809Might spend my night till I turn 30 on playan haxball tonite (drunk XD)too dead to be the firestarter, though.
>>1544860Happy birthday krubbNow youre an oldfag
>>1544896thanks xdHax when
>>1544931probably at midnight, just in time for blowing the candlesunless you guys manage to attract haxers earlier
>>1544940I have worked 2 days with a total of 1 hour of sleep.I aint starting shite mate
>>1544949did you work all nighters, why didnt you sleep?
Missed me facking trainShall be home & on in an hour
>>1544954>why didnt you sleep?
love souf
bet he's fallen asleep on the train again
>>1544995the humble train beer is keeping me going delayed AGAIN but on in 10
>>1545005
based krub
>mfw was supposed to be in Italy today with the one>mfw here waiting for hax instead
Hax when
>>1545014You need to learn to be pussywhipped, then youd be in italy rn
cytube is LIVE Bring your Xmas jumpers
>>1545022I aint black and white, kiddo.You also lack an immense amount of experience compared to me, so I would really prefer if you'd be quiet.
>>1545018
>>1545018me
>>1545036meant to say "it"I'll let it slight, seeing as I am the old one here and you are the inexperienced id0t
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=5tS6cm6zBpcpass : shaw5 spots taken, more spots left
Shan't join, for it's below My Queen and Mine Divine Destiny
>>1545052,
jews
>>15450523 spots left
>>15450522 spots
>>15450523
>>1545052spots left
>You will never get rid of stalkers and toxic admirers
lots to think about
You'd think a rigged impersonator would know not to be such a fucking yapper
>>1545205Are you a genius or just pretending to have a high IQ?
>>1545248Lots to think about
I enjoyed spending my day turning 30 with some of you. It was enjoyable.I have lived a life big enough, so this was more great for me.See you guys next year or near new year.
>fell asleep before even playingreeeeeeeeeemust try harder tonight
>>1545357or today lol
>>1545704@@@@Krupp, pick uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO5tc8dtmtg
Team chat option when?
>>1545931dis u tonight?
>>1546111Nice pic of Me loading my gun with protein filled cummies (soon to be depleted)
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=1Hdwyclb6mIJOIN
was here
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=1Hdwyclb6mIpass: shaw3 spots left
3 spots occupied
break test
it was getting too faggy
I just had to ban krubb. I needed validation
/hax/ more like /hackedtopieces/
fact: krubb turned hax into a circlejerk
>>1546506Do not fret, friend
>miss my girlgo to 4chins and hax>see the typical cancer
>Be Me>Have sex>Try to be independient and strong but they just won't leave my sideIt ain't easy modo
never drinking again me
>>1547101ktim every morning
The four Riders of Apocalypse: missing her, existing without her, being unable to Love her, not having a complete or fathomable perception of how beautiful she is
>>>/v/698197828
merry christmas guys
GUaaAHHHHHHH UGHHHHHH
Have a good one krubb
Merry Christmas to all the /hax/ers out thereLet your dreams realize themselvesStay strong and hopeful, righteous and caring
hey...
god bless /hax/
