2nd CS2 Major in China is up right nowthe only link you need:hltv.org
>>1534628first for freya
sumit wanjee
new thread for those poor phonepoasters
>>1534629based
m0nesy confirmed not getting top 1 if he continues playing like this
>>1534637I'm more of a Sjokz guy desu
>>1534640reminder that donk's worst event this year was 0.79 at Colognem0NESY currently 1.29
>>1534640monesy have been bailed out constantly and given new chances to perform in later stages, how lucky he is to play with niko, and malbs the lucker
Xi Wu will choke in the arena and concede #1 to Moa Ni Xi. Mark my words.
>malbs crowd cheating on nuke>snax crowd cheating on miragethose disgusting freaks didn't deserve this win
Predictions for Faze/Vitality:
>Cloud9 are interested in s1ren -Harumi
>>1534643m0NESY is without a shadow of a doubt the most consistent playoff performer this year
>>1534642right now the difference in rating between may0nesy and donk is like between may0nesy and alistairand it's a rifler vs awpand m0nesy's last chance is to get mvp, and niko is smurfing hard so unless they rig it, he has it in the bag
>>1534644does he really have that much of a playoffs drop-off? i thought it was moreso the riflers
>>15346482-1 FaZe in OT
>>1534645After how Heroic completely threw the winning round yes, yes they did.
>>1534644monesy better win this year, because it's his only chance to ever win it
>>1534647>Cloud9who gives a fuck about these shitters. soulless and identityless team with no young talent. dead roster who gives a single fuck
>>1534649>m0nesy's last chance is to get mvpno, it's donk and ZywOo's last chance. m0NESY is the favourite coming into this event.
>>1534648at being mid, at being carried then pulling out a 1.7 rating in the next game, without his teammates carrying him in many playoff games to allow him to shine better, nobody would even think he got a shot at number 1
>>1534650Zywoo drops off in arena matches while m0NESY improves. The who is the ultimate groupstage merchant.
Donk will continue his post Kato form, this and Kato are exceptions not the rule. Dont expect this shit to go on for his whole career like zywoo and s1mple did
>>1534655>favoritei must've missed him winning cologne, kato or major mvp
>>1534658Until he meets his Kryptonite NiKo in the Major finals
>>1534651>>1534656>m0NESY +0.11>donk -0.09>ZywOo -0.10fuck off retards
>>1534658>Donk will continue his post Kato formyou mean still being better than everyone?
>>1534657>>1534656once again monesy dickriders forget that, he's inconsistent in the playoffs, at least zywoo is almost always having the best rating of his team in every games
>>1534662yeah he looked sick at cologne and uhhhhh the other non betboom events he won
>>1534663Get off of 4chan Xi Wu. You have a quarterfinals to choke.
why put times on hltv if they are delayed at least half an hour every time no matter how quickly the first match finishes
>>1534661not only monesy gets carried in the groupstages but his teams rating drop off in the arena is far less lower than zywoo's team rating drop off
>>1534665monesy style? Hope he gets teammates to carry him too
>>1534659you clearly missed HLTV themselves repeatedly calling him the favourite.m0NESY has EVPs at all those events and will get another here. donk ghosted Cologne, ZywOo ghosted Kato AND Copenhagen. that + 3 big event MVPs easily puts m0NESY ahead in accolades.
>>1534664he's holding the rating top 1 spot for months now
>>1534668>Hope he gets teammates to carry him tooUnfortunately apEX can't roll back the years like the big apple.
>>1534640Yeah he's been shit since BLAST
>>1534667>monesy gets carried in the groupstagesalso has the best rating in elimination games>zywoo's team rating drop offyeah that include ZywOo himself, because he's a fucking choker
>hello broky. stop being a pussy. good luckI love this retard
>still no double elimination on major>75% of major is 40 minute bo1syawners gang ww@give me a nice fat YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN
Rain is an oil tycoon confirmed?!?!?
what happened to ropz?
>>1534680well, yeah. He's Norwegian. They all are
>frozen says joever>PW pussies out and subs it as over
>>1534683also turned ropz' 'good vibes' into 'goodbyes'
These subtitles are so fucked up lmao. Banks 'bro' turned into 'bruh'
snax and banks look very similar
ez vitality 2-0 with ropz bottom fragging btw
>>15346902-1 FaZe with broky top fragging (don't (You) me)
>broky's former self just told him to not be a pussyI believe this is what pushes him back into form
FAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UP
holy fuck just start the game already
>Short: Astralis put women's team on hold>"I am saddened that today we must say goodbye to our five talented and ambitious female players," Astralis' Sports Director Kasper Straube said.>"We have seen a team and five players who have continuously evolved, and we have been proud and happy to support them at Astralis. Unfortunately, we must acknowledge that the changes in the industry surrounding the women’s league no longer allow us to manage a women’s team in the way we believe it should be run at this time."another one bites the dust
oh my god 15 minutes late and these guys are still in the tunnel yapping
broky looks like a seasoned convict holy fuck someone tell him it looks disgusting
>>1534703Convicted ahead of time for the crimes he's about to commit against Vitality.
9 rounds vitality CT side full A1-S abuse + yidtogglesCalling it now
>>1534708>A1-S abusewhat does this mean
>>1534709"A1s bad"
ropz always last alive literally doesnt matter what happens in the round its always true
>>1534641that is acceptable
>>1534709When you use a training wheels gun that should be casual only within a competitive setting
>>15347114/5 so far
This should be a BO1 no way Faze recovers nor takes mirage. Waste of time
ZywOo doing donk impressions for fun
>>1534703>he doesn't know the power of criminalmaxxingno hoes?
LOLIts so blatant
spinx is clean with it
13-0
>>1534721all but one kill was sus
>picked by faze
>>1534721omg dan m, huge fan! can you sign my steam profile?
>>153472326-0
Well, gl G2 tomorrow I guess.
AlrightMap's overCan we just get on with the mirage comeback?
>>1534729It's going to be just as bad featuring toggling Yids on A1-S and Ropz desperately trying to equal his kd
>>1534730>Ropz desperately trying to equal his kdhate this estonian faggot like u wouldnt believe
>>1534728G2 also dominated Faze
ns
>team in good form farming team in dogshit form>omg guise they r chi ting!!1silvers never change
>>1534735link one post that said this
Are you starting to believe, magog?Or is it too early for (you)?
>>1534735I can see the code running before they even consider pressing the toggle panic button. I see walls phase in and out of existence while they're peeking through them. Enemy paths are revealed before being visible on their radar. You have no idea who you're talking to
saving kevlar with a pistol always looks so fucking gay, im always extra glad when they die doing it
>>1534742dont they make more money if the CT saves too? >another ropz save
>>1534726The king has actually returned exposing 2015 LAN cheaters from the serenity of his elven forest hideout
>>1534705getting 6 rounds on your own map in a game where ZywOo awped for 3 rounds with 0 killstruly a crime against tier 1 CS
quick 2-0. then spirit 2-0 mouz and vit 2-0 g22-0 final, donk winsboring script
ropz and empty stats name a better combo
>>1534751many good teams cant 3-0 reliably with bo1s
>>1534752kekit was funny when he 3x faked a plant on lower in a pseudo 1v4 attempt that was never gonna work in a million triesthen ZywOo peeked and insta domed him lol
>>1534750G2 will win by scraping every decider in OT
>>1534743>dont they make more money if the CT saves too?yes, detonation gives 3500, killing everyone gives 3250which can make big difference of having AK+kevlar or some lesser weapon + kevlar
the trend of modern trophy design sucks, this one is not as bad as Paris or Copenhagen but it's so boring and never looks prestigious. they all look like an average ATP 250 tournament.
get shanked
>AUGjust retire bro
gg Fazevitality look bad, they are clueless when they take over a bombsite, zywoo sucks.
Faze won 3 rounds on Mirage vs G2 btwthey've already doubled that vs Vitality
>Vitality when they have to play a top 10 team
ZywOo now ghosting map 2 instead of map 3, c'est fini
>audio completely shitting the bed, againHow is this still possible? Surely PGL must've seen the >audio engineer memes and made sure this wouldn't be an issue
>>1534774temu techstop being racist
>>1534774for me it's the random switching of the HUD style
>>1534651^|Reminder
>karrigan wrapping jungle on a default plantthis is your goat IGL?
>>1534779Yes
nice hud that round, mezii did work on mezii
i thought i was having a stroke
production courtesy of aliexpress
>>1534781Wait until you see the HUD next round
>>1534783should've gotten a screenshot earlier where it still showed faze set up a ramp
>>1534779Apologize
>here's that ZywOo gamesense I was telling you about
>>1534782Sames
and people made fun of dexter calling for smoke pushes, it's literally just luck
>>1534629
apex fucking retard
>that blind Apex botpeek into mollyLmao
>>1534786never
>>1534793That's fine I respect your opinion
LET'S GO FAZE CLAN
lmao these chinks can't even chant in unison
>mantles up
>he doubted FaZe
I will once again remind you all that G2 16-3'd Faze on Mirage
>lose first map of the entire tournament>get tilted>lose game and bomb outsasuga Apex sama
>>1534799CSGO was 4 years ago unc
You doubted him, didn't you anon?
pls don't lose Vita, I need another diamond
>>1534802NeverI doubted the rest of the team, but they all showed upEven broky stopped being a pussy for the first time this tournament
>>1534804Sheesh bruh picking Vitality some straight up retarded shirt ong
what do you think the average Chinese fan in the crowd is thinking right now
>>1534804>Picking Zywoo to turn up in a playoff game
>>1534808>qui lo fu shi wwy shi to fu shi ra wau lung shi qa ro yu sho ri qua lu ting weaah
>>1534808Mao Ni Xi numba one
>Ynk: I dont trust [Jewish players]
>>1534810>I have to put his sister into the butter bath at last midnightWhat?
>>1534814He needs to oil up his sister for JKS. What's unclear about that?
>>1534814shi fung du way li wao mu shi ra po ri dae wi
Faze Bvlls run this shit
broky...
brokino
Absolute kino
I'm starting to believe
I've been believing since 2016.
>>1534827>I'm starting to believeBetter late than never.
LET'S FUCKING GO BUZZKY, LISTEN TO THE VOICES, DON'T BE A PUSSY
most T sided map in an incredibly T sided meta btw
Damn Broky really did find his balls
Flukesisters... I miss Paris
Yesterday, after Liquid's loss, I went straight to bed and had a dream that I was a 17 year old Chinese girl standing in front of jks' hotel room. I checked my purse, making sure I have condoms, lube, my wallet, lipstick and knocked 3 times. He was visibly distraught, probably taking the loss quite heavily, but surprisingly gently pulled me inside the room. After taking a brief shower, I stepped out to see him lying on the bed. My breath stopped for a second when I saw his protruding bulge, and I couldn't contain my excitement... I wish I could tell how good the next several hours felt, I've never felt such passion. Sadly, we had to cut short our time, because a clearly high human sloth, nearly blind human pig, Ronald McDonald and a sexy human plant barged into our room, which woke me up.
That carrygun through the smoke headshot kek.
UNCLENCH MY ANUS!!
>
>>1534842My HERO.
I'd rather have G2 going into the semifinal than Vitality because Broky is actually not a fraud whereas VIT won a major gifted by Macron
>>1534843retarded? yes. pussy? no.
lmao
It's been a year, move on losers, don't choke to tier 2 next time lmaoooo
Xi Woo bring great dishonor to Vitarity! Shamefurr dispray!
>>1534847It's more difficult to win a major when you aren't facing ITB Tommy, how rigged was that major
>>1534842>shits the bed for the entire year>decides to carry at the very last event of the year
Ropz playing the games of his fucking life.
>rain
>And like a depraved cuckold, Ropz can only sit in the corner and watch as Vitality steal the roundjesus Machine
And so the throw begins...
>>1534858>t side anubisliterally impossible
alright Karrigan this isn't funny anymore. Can you wrap this one up please
????????????????
>>1534859Pretty possible when you give the CTs 2 free picks 20 seconds into the round
>>1534860karrigan was just in charge of wrapping up a kill on a full blind player
FaZecore round that one.
>>1534860Did you learn nothing from the furia game?Gotta make it exciting
2015 classic, nice
Uhoh Shitality!
My heroes, FaZe Clan. Never doubt them.
ROPZ MY GOAT.
That's the FaZe magic. They get put down, then they rise up twice as hard.
Vitality are never beating the fraud allegations
NO TIER 2 NO MAJOR
Now we need rain to wake up because Piss2 are going to show a masterclass of bullshit.
here is your top 1 bro
smoking that ZywOo pack
>only zywoo beats karrigan from vitality
Rest in Piss Zywho glazers
>G2 dropped 7 rounds in 2 maps last series vs Faze>13-2 in maps this year vs SpiritSURELY they cannot choke this
>>1534885>>G2 dropped 7 rounds in 2 maps last series vs Fazebroky was a pussy and ropz was asleepIf they keep playing like this faze wins the major
>>1534888Kek.
>Vitality outShit just got even easier for SpiritKill me
>>1534892it's gonna be mouz vs faze final
>>1534888The Porschechad asserts his dominance and defends his territory irl. Meanwhile the fake humblefag is nowhere to be seen. Volumes.
Assuming everything goes to shit and we get Spirit vs G2 finalWho are we rooting for?
>>1534897donk is the only fun team left to root for
>>1534897I honestly wouldn't careI'd only watch it for the monesy and donk highlightsMight troll a bit about niko not winning a major tho
Surely Faze didn't just find their mojo in the last possible moment only to keep the momentum going until major win?I don't believe it
KNEEL
>take a nap because i figured it was a vitality 2-0>wake up and ropz single-handedly dragged faze to a wini feel like g2 will stomp faze
Vitalitysisters...
Why the FUCK did I go for Vitality to win it all? Just threw away my diamond coin baka my head
>>1534893>the academy team vs the main teamthat would actually be kino
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
>>1534897donk missing top 1 would cause the most seethe, so G2
congratulations to G2 for a free major
>>1534920i just went for fun picks since i already had gold and didn't really carei have mouz winning the whole thing (unlikely) and i win automatically if they do since i already cleared the quarters
>>1534915Kino Clan finds a way
>>1534932i already cleared quarters in my pickems but i had vita in the finaldon't know if them losing now is worse mentally than losing in the final but i'm just happy apex lost and vita are never beating the fluke allegations
Vitality are a shit team and always have been. They're Blast merchants. Pretty much every other tournament they have won, they have had Mickey Mouse seedings. Zywoo farms low-impact, easy kills to pad his stats. Their path to major victory was the most embarrassing of all CS history, worse than C9's.Zywoo will never hold a candle to S1mple, Niko, and Device. NEVER EVER.
>>1534939>worse than C9's.what a retarded statementc9 had the hardest run off all time
So it's confirmed now that Zywoo #3 with the final winner deciding who is #1 between donk and monesy, right?
praying for a faze vs faze academy final
>>1534945i think if only one of them makes it, they've locked it in even if they lose in the finaland if they face each other in the final, the one who wins gets itif they both bomb out in semis it's more debatable
>>1534939C9 had G2(#4), SK(#1) and FaZe (#2)
>>1534954>if they both bomb out in semis it's more debatableaccording to HLTV themselves m0nesy was the front runner coming into the major, so if neither win he should still take it.donk has to win to get #1, basically.
>>1534939>S1mple, Niko, and Deviceone of these is not like the others
>>1534962you're rightone of them has won 4 majors
>>1534964and a weakminded pussy who ducks out of RMR
>>1534961would be cool to have a rifler as the #1 again but i want mouz to win tomorrow
>>1534965apparently it's because of bowel issues and he's afraid of literally shitting himself on stage
>>1534969eventually he will run out of excuses. You see s1mple is a coward quitter as well but at least he is not giving signs of making a comeback so I'll give him that, dev1ce situation is getting embarrassing at this point
>>1534962one isn't an awp abuser?
>>1534970t b h, s0mple should have just quit and become known as the goat of csgo, instead of the goat of csgo (and a mediocre cs2 player)
>>1534969did he got pegged too hard?
>>1534976some anons were discussing it last threadeither ibs or something similar (but worse)
Just caught up on the gamesHow do faze keep doing the needful and redeeming kino? I wish Russel never left.
>>1534978stronger mental than all other teams combined
>>1534970>s1mple seemingly retired, completely washed, a year younger than Niko>Device, chickens out of tournament like a pussy, cant qualify for majors in the past 3 years, only a year older than Niko>Niko, so far delivering a major tournament in prime form, proved he can IGL, won 3 trophies this year where he was 2v5 and 3v5ingPeople were quick to say the GOAT debate was over years ago and Niko would never be part of them but right now he could be ending his career way better than the other two.
>>1535003He can win as many trophies as he wants if he doesn't win a major no one is gonna take him seriously
>>15350072 more days and his goat status is secure
>fraudwoo got EXPOSED and HUMBLED
>>1535007Which is insane when you think about it, major are put on such a high pedestal it feels like it's the only trophy mattering at all for people.Even though some absolute fraudulent players like Devilwalk, Smithz or Qikert haven't won anything of value in their entire career, just because they won 1 major, they'd consider their palmares to be better than him. I almost feel like people will finally realize how insane Niko's entire career is just after he won his major and how much his longevity invalidates every single cs player in history.
>>1535037NiKo will always be my goat. I got into CS due to a frag montage of his. I also love how his career has seen as much failure as succes and seeing that fucker believe he could be a star AWPer was hilarious.He's an anti-hero to me and that's why I love him
just noticed upon rewatching that flamez rubbed his palms as one of his poses in the player introduction thing before the game freudian or meming on the chuds? https://youtu.be/HCDVatVL9yk?t=17686
>>1535039I have no doubt that niko could be a top 3 awper in the world if given a year to dedicate to the role, but it would be a waste of a year of insane rifling
snax so lucky in clutches every time just runs around during clutches and doesnt get kills and wins on time
fuck g2 fucking shitter lucky team
>>1535062how much?
>>1535062kwab
>>1535073>>1535079faze is going to spank those little shitters and then g2 loses their 2 best players and the org collapses
if the final is between pee poo and sp0r0t, i don't know who to cheer for because i like neither of them
not at all surprised to see that vitality crashed out considering the absolute mickey mouse draws they got in elimination stage
>>1534958G2 was very overrated at that time and they never won a big trophy like Kato or Cologne. people constantly wrote the "superteam" meme on their match pages and articles because they were so overhyped but never produced any big results.
>>1535087their elimination run was very unimpressive but i still thought faze's poor form as of late would make it a stompropz said no
>>1535087>face same T2 teams as Liquid to reach playoffs>both exit in Ro8
>>1535090did the brapzilians put a hex on them?
>>1534969fucking pussy, just put a diaper on
>>1535096Imagine trying to clutch and this mf shits his diaper and you have to play through the smell
danedogcucks lmao
>>1535098a title winning team wouldn't let a little bit of poopy nappy distract them
KRL revealed on stream that Thorin is a fucking alcoholic lmao
>>1535111he can kill himself LMAO Duncan never touches alcohol
>>1535111yeah who would've guessed
Why does Thorin even have against anti-semites? Is he the classic pro-kike chud?
>>1535111kwab
>>1535111was there any doubt? he's english
>ruins NiKo's last chance at winning the majorWHORE
>>1535145based slut
>>1534837is it bad that my dick twitched reading this?
>>1535152yes.
Mouz-FaZe final and Mouz completely breaking the FaZe curse
holy cow donk really is #1 this year, crazy
Here's Vitality's every Major playoff win. And I mean EVER. This is so crazy and bad.- Into the Breach, rank 28 (Paris)- Apeks #19 (Paris)- GamerLegion #22 (Paris)- Cloud9 #7 (Copenhagen)— Roope Leppänen (@RobuJohnson) December 13, 2024TRVTH NVKE
>>1535185Thank goodness
>Chinese F1 driver on showmatchthat's pretty cool. still remember that blast shomwatch where bendtner walked in and BTFO'd s0mple
>>1535176i'm hoping for this but mouz - spirit is always a very even match and i'm not sure faze (ropz) can maintain today's performance
Tick-tock!
>knife round takes more than 15 seconds
seems like jimi has lost some weight
if MOUZ make the finals we'll have a record low viewership
>>1535342>sergejbalding, chinlet, manlet, ugly slanty eyes, alcoholic, beardlet and fucking pale as a ghostworld's worst genetics
>>1535293Great top4 again
>>1535356>we'll have a record low viewershipyou keep posting this and nobody caresWhy do (you) care?
>>1535373he's a chink or at least has the chink mentality >popular = goodcould also be a woman (or both)
My grandfather once told me about a demon from ancient Chinese folklore; Xi Wu, the haunter of groups. Legend has it that if you walk the side streets of Shanghai at night in a small group, Xi Wu will appear and attack you. You will know that you are about to be attacked when you hear a soft "wooooooOOOOOOOO...." sound ringing through the air like an ominous wind. To protect yourself from the imminent attack, you must immediately run to the nearest busy street. If there is a large enough crowd of people around, then the crowd will cause Xi Wu to disappear. Please be aware and stay safe if you are attending the Shanghai Major.
>>1535360>balding, chinlet, manlet, ugly slanty eyes, alcoholic, beardlet and fucking pale as a ghostthat's all finns but aside from the balding, he mogs his brother
people laughing about Navi's fluke major but Vitality's was 10 times worse
>>1535423navi can also win another majorvitality never will (well, MAYBE once apex finally gets benched)
>>1534847LMAOOOO
why is it that every trans flag with pronouns in bio is a g2 fan?
>>1535503gay2
>>1535503They like being represented
>>1535503Everyones gay for niko
it's time for apex to go, this team was good for at least 2 or 3 trophies this year and they only won 1, mostly because of him
>>1535510as a long time apex hater, i'm biased but he's definitely holding the team back an igl is supposed to be a stable person who can contain his ego, and who can calm down his team mates and get them on the same page but he spergs everytime his team mates make a mistake and rage ints when he's having an individually stinky game
>>1535515 dotard
So true
>>1534683It's probably subbed like that for clarity, or maybe they aren't even aware it's a meme because it sounds very close to "over".Else why would the Chinese censor making light fun of the president of the USA? Makes no sense.
>>1535550damn those grapes are sour....anyway. It's fine to think Karrigan's wannabe rock star act on stage is cringe. But the man has earned it and it fires up the crowdPersonally wouldn't have it any other way
so ez for mouz
>steel killing tranniesbased
Ya seethe?
>>1534634nah this is crazy
>>1535641He's balding hard in his 20s so not really
PLEASE bring this back
>>1535659Please bring back cl_crosshairstyle 0
>>1535659fr never felt so accurate using style 1
gaules crew went to interview a chinese girl that receive a mouse from monesy and they broke it kek poor girl you could see her soul leaving her body on stream
HOLY FUCK, STOP YAPPING
Why is it every tournament has PC issues but I never have problems with the games?
>>1535697they tried to kill mouz's momentum like they did in copenhagen
i don't feel so good zpiritzizzies
Spiritsissy reporting in, I start to feel a bit shaky...not good...
This is the NAFO vs Ziggers game
brollan is locked in
I hate Mouz but I'll give them all of my energy if they get rid of the zigger menace here and now
>>1535711as a mouz fan, thank you
thai ming
I dont want either one of these teams to win but fuck it, Mouz, we ball.
BRO ON LAN
Blatant sh1ro toggle
>>1535720the classic spirit rage toggle
>>1535722cant wait for the 40kg balding manlet to toggle next map too
donk vacbanned
>sh1ro the man with no aura trying to get the crowd on his sideJust kill yourself
>>1535729Noodle arm ahh lookin mfer
zont1x, the body shot warlord
How can a team fall apart so badly with only one player missing.
>>1535733It’s one spetnaz and 4 conscripts from Siberia.
>>1535733who's missing?
>>1535733the team is completely built around him mouz is a team of team players, like heroic
Don't fucking choke this, mouz
why does reddit say donk should win hltv player ranking?
donk's first multikill was against the eco18 rounds in
don't forget that the clutch minister helps mouz with prep
Damn, what a rough map for donkDon't worry lil bro, I hope it gets even worse for you
>0.36
no jinxing please
>>1535749holy shit
donk genuinely needs to retire right now. mid match. get anyone from the crowd to replace him.
Not so fast, mouzniggers and nafosissies...not so fast.
>>1535749what a funny map.
the gap has very suddenly narrowed
>>1535752they should get a bot in that shiro can take over
>>1535756>hold this position>negativeRIP
ancient is mouz's worst map besides their permaban, expecting a 3rd map unless donk ghosts even harder
>>1535758>ancient is mouz's worst mapthey're historically good on it. look at the past 12 months instead of the past 3
>>1535755The fact Niko suddenly went in top3 rating should tell you how fucking written in destiny this major is for him, the only other event he was in top3 rating this year was Esports world cup.Even in Dallas were he was playing 2v5 with monesy he wasn't in the top10 rating. The MVP is coming in his DNA for this one.
>>1535762Ohnoonononono already coping??? Spirit are going to fucking rape these Mickey Mouses on ancient
Shut the fuck up and start the next map already
>choko will deliver this time
>>1535762hmm oklast time they played spirit there they lost 13-11definitely doable if they prepared enough
>>1535772especially if donk chokes
>>1535774if donk has a map, it usually means he has a bad daynot always the case though and he's great on ancient
>>1535774yeah that last map was on his home turf (betboom dacha), the pressure is on now
>>1535776a bad map*
>>1535778his in china though, they're best friends with ziggies
oh my god start the game
These kids needed reminding that arena performance trumps everything
kek nice crowd impact
put shiro ropz blameF on a team together
>>1535786team name: master baiters
>torshit LOL
looking like a clean map for spirit
>donk padding his stats with eco killsclassic
> retards thought mouz stands a chance just because spirit didn't want to reveal strats before the finallmao
>>1535791confidence boosting though
>>1535793yeah ik ohne said we need confidence boosting kills on donk
never expected that for torzi
1g
are magix and zontix retarded? how did they lose that
pros don't fake
The absolute state of spirit players not named donk or sh1ro
torzi is a liability
xertion needs some confidence kills
JIMI
SLIPPIN JIMI
Fuck my fucking life why does such a good player rather choose garbage like Falcons instead of saving G2 and Vitality.
Jimppa my mongolian homie.
>>1535807>why does such a good player rather choose garbage like Falcons
>>1535807money now, legacy laterthe opposite of niko
teams need time to lock in sometimes, spirit winning this, g2 faze will either be match of the year or m0nesy will get gifted #1 by farming faze
looks like a gg, spirit will crush them on mirage
xertion didn't join the server, gg next
>>1535811I'm feeling a m0NESY masterclass (finally)
are we like genuinely pretending this isn't matchfixing?
>>1535807is it confirmed jimi is going to g2?
boring ass match
Hold.
eco with 4 weapons stolen. it's over.
last time Mouz played Ancient (vs Mongolz) they also went 3-9 on CT side and came back in OTsiuhy T side masterclass incoming
>>1535822yeah nvm it's over
xertion mvp (for spirit)
>>1535824nobody expected the fat tranny to play well for the first time in his career
>>1535817*falcons
xertion you useless fucking jew stop matchfixing
the fat russian goblin has awoken
unfortunately, i think it's 2-1 for spirit because donk (for once) managed a mental reset
>>1535830>unfortunatelyneck yourself, troon
expected. mouz have to pull something out in this map 3 if they really want a chance
has spirit won a map when they're behind?
>>1535830it wasnt just donk, the entire team stepped up, especially that fat tranny
>>1535830if he's unlocked that they may actually stand a chance vs G2 now
>>1535838choko will show him who's the superior rifler
>>1535838Does G2 needs a 10-0 win streak against them to understand the reason Spirit can't beat G2 is because chopper genuinely gets absolute raped by snax calling every single round.The same way Alesi gaped G2 10 times in a row was just because G2 is a team of individual with barely any strategy Spirit have 1 fucking strat : setup donk or shiro, and when it doesn't work they cant do shit.
This fucking zigger blatantly aimlocking like it's 2014
the hung aryan strikes
what the hell was that pistol
donk solo carrying these dead weights
hally looks mad
when it's zont1x v x, you know it's a won round for the opponent
this is over spirit sucks when playing from behind
I was coming into this feeling like there is no chance Mouz can win, like no chance.Now I'm actually worried, there's no way Spirit chokes this right?
>>1535870mouz just choked
>>1535870donk is macrotoggling, no way they lose
ive never seen torshit win a clutch
>xertioNfucking kike retard
>>1535871Expected, I know this would be weird as fuck.So far in this map Mouz looks way below mechanically, lots of silly mistakes despite leading.
Dont fucking throw this shit Mouz ffs.
who or what is to blame for mouz being so mentally weak and throwing so many fucking rounds
xertion has to be investigated for matchfixing at this point
>>1535877yeah, mouz most of the times just looks like they luck out on timings, spirit will destroy them on t side
>>1535879xertion
farm those ecos donk
>>1535880he's still 8-8
WHY DID HE JUMP
MOUZ is ded after this right? losing their best player and torshit and xertion need replaced
>>1535886maybe they can buy out some of heroics roster
yeah mouz lost wrap it up, no chance on T when they play such shit mechanically
would call this a done deal but it's jimi on ct
pistol rounds used to be interesting, they fucking suck now. Always just a steam roll one way or the other
xertion you fucking bot
HOW THE FUCK DID CHOPPER EXPECT THAT
gg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
xertion is a total failure
what a dirty round, sheesh
>>1535901he just expects that kinda stuff dont question it
MOUZ looks absolutely lost this round HAHAHAHA
Chopper - son of Mirage
I don't get how donk is allowed to just cheat blatantly like thisHe looked completely clueless in the first map but since then he's known every single timing and positioning, that fucking entry on the last round he straight up preaimed at an off-angle
It's beautiful to behold how Lord Donk crushes the last hopes of NAFO trannies
xertion to OG or GamerLegion
>>1535912i can never tell if these posts are serious because i have some retarded friends that would believe this
>>1535913faze will 13-0 x2 in grand final, screencap this
>>1535912hes a superstar, draws viewers. he can do what the fuck he wants natosissy
i really thought this was gonna be the time they didn't choke
>>1535917rain is pro-russia, he appeared on the russian stream yesterdaywe already won, you just don't know it yet.
>>1535913you are a zigger watching a sport dominated by europeans
WHY
>>1535920they wont choke in the playoffs next year (because they wont get there haha)
>>1535923Why u mad brev???
>>1535923>dominated by yuropeonsthe nationality of top 1 and top 2 players of this year?
watching MOUZ is a chore. Cant win gunfights, cant win clutches, loses easy rounds, loses all aim duels, torshit is shit, xertion is a retard, CT side is just solo push somewhere and die then lose the 4v5
>>1535927france and bosnia
F R A U D SRAUDS
donked
>torshitplease cut this guy
I really am gonna have to fucking hope G2 doesn't lose to Spirit for the first time everJust fucking kill me
>>1535928watching mouz feels like unless siuhy handholds torzi and xertion through the whole map they're just gonna get destroyed 13-0
it went back up a bit
>bywoo fans ittummm yikes
jimi ;_;
What a pathetic fucking display.
Insane that if donk wins major in his rookie year he would not be the first one to do it.
>>1535916His most famous play consists of him hitting clean headshots through smoke over and over He's not even one of those people desperately trying to hide it, he's just letting his toggles rip
donk carried to a major final by GOD sh1ro and magixx
>>1535944would be a shame if i were to pre aim your off angle and then flick to the correct spot your teammate peaked without any info
>>1535945i dont think ive ever seen this fat pig outfrag donk in any match that they won
maybe donk threw to increase live bets?
>>1535947probably because magixx has the meat shield role, and donk has the "protect the VIP" role
it's likely that several players are gonna leave but if most of them stay, please, for the love of god, bench xertionhe's thrown so many big games and there's been basically no improvement in terms of stage performance
If you take away all context from this match there's no way you wouldn't convict Spirit As soon as Mouz is within radar distance they suddenly know all info
why the fuck does he look like this
>>1535952how much, lil pup?
did spirit really cheat?
>>1535957MOUZ just fucking suck, if spirit play at that level in final Faze will dominate
>>1535957nah, mouz just choked like always (mostly xertion)
>>1535957cheat gambling degenerates out of their money with that 0.36 donk, yes
What are the odds Spirit will reveal their true power and starts spinning when they are in danger of losing tomorrow?
>no comment roster shuffle confirmed
>>1535961dont be surprised if tomorrow there is a 30 minute ""'technical""" pause when spirit start losing on decider map
>>1535957Did you see that whiff from xertion onto chopper? Mouz deserved to lose kek
>>1535964Let's hope G2 brings counter toggles and secretly installs Punkpuster on Spirit's pc
>>1535958they proved they can handle the pressure but they don't have the stamina yet
0.36 is the worst map out of the top 3 players this year btweven m0NESY playing straight from the airport didn't do that badly
>>1535969Need more ritalin
>>1535969>yetits over for them bro
>>1535965if they don't get rid of him next year, i can't cheer for mouz anymorethere's not enough copium in the world to convince me that he can perform on stages at this point
>>1535975He's also a hideous Jewish gremlin If there are 2 players I would actually beat up if I saw them irl it's him + Magixx
>>1535912>>1535913The duality of reddit
/togglewatch/ bros what are your predictions?
>>1535984a good fair game
I want to hug Richard
i fully believe that jimi is going to lift at least one major trophy, but not with mouz
>The match G2 vs. FaZe has been delayed
>>1535995will win his first with niko winning his second in a row on falcons
>>1535994i don'the's an alcoholic and a coomer, who argues with teenagers on twittergood on the desk though
>>1535997same as every other day. dont let PGL or china have a major again
>>1535997EVERYFUCKING TIME
>>1535999>alcoholic That's not good>coomerYay! Hope he likes trannies just like I do
>>1536001i'd be very surprised if the austin major isn't an esl production
>>1536005Austin is Blast
he's coming
>>1536004>Yay! Hope he likes trannies just like I doiirc he dated one for a long time who ack'd
>>1536007...home
is CCP putting down a riot or someshit what the fuck is this delay
>20 minute delay even though mouz vs spirit ended 1hour agowhy is PGL hosting a major again? they're all a bunch of incompetent retards
>>1536012They aren't.
>>1536010they are replacing everyone in the crowd with a lookalike, takes some time
>>1536006is that confirmed? based if true
>>1536009it's coming home*
ready to watch n0k0 choke another major?
>>1536010>>1536012there was a tech delay for the first series right? hltv is just a 3rd party site and they didn't change it
SHANGHAAAAAI AAAARE YOU REEAAADY!??????
i hope both these fat fucks fail miserably
the translator is a hottie
nice maps
Chinese karrigan in the crowd
cute girl with cute t doll and c4
>>1536032surprising amount of women in the crowd maybe it's like in korea where esport teams are like boy bands
its over
choko strikes again
>ropz and broky online today toopee poo sisters, i don't feel so good
God this should have been the grand final.
ropz is a force of nature against these pistols
ropz heard he's getting the boot and woke the fuck up, damn
>>1536045this true?
n0ko it is then
monkesy
they should really respect ropz godtier ratting. expect the flank, expect the off angle in cave. respect the man who out rats the jew spinx
snax XD
>taz timeoutname a more useless thing
>>1536054taz coach
ggs, it's a faze - spirit finalcongrats on the major win donk
>spirit's kryptonite getting BTFO by fucking fazejesus fucking christ this major is my personal hell
how does ropz+broky do against donk+shiro?
>>1536054>>1536055I like to imagine he has a ghost called and he just relays information
>>1536062depends how hard donk toggles
dan m, get on the case
>>1535997god bless. The game started at 10am for me now, which is actually reasonable.
>>1536062Current Ropz would wipe any team but it's a given he'll play like shit tomorrow Not even Spirit's radar + wall locks can stop him
wtf is monesy doing
based karribot
I think faze win this map.
>>1536068these two sentences contradict each other
>>1536062They got donked hard last time they played but current form ropz might be unstoppable
that was unironic throwing from monesy
donka ez top 1bywoo in shambles
ropz woke up one day and decides he wants another porsche
why even give them a round by running through your own smokes?
>>1536081Keep em guessing
This is obvious bait, same scenario from yesterday.Loses Ancient miserably.Wins Nuke.Wins decider in a cinematic showdown.This ain't even a prediction it's a spoiler, china expert in rigging.
>no ohne 13:0 giveaway
Ghost of Russia strikes, as he gets BTFO by midky baldky shitky
ropz going godmode only to have the privilege of ghosting against true impact rifler donk tomorrow
Fazebros... Was the map just really T-sided?
Chigger crowd stfu
>crowd cheating for g2 againbig asterisk on this major
why do the chinese love jitu so much?
g2 and choke name a more classic duo
thank you to the slut who broke mayonnaise's heart
G2 will win Nuke and Anubis easily, this is pure fake lmao you people hype this garbage that is Faze way too easily. Guess who loss first map then won the other 2 afterwards? Spirit 2 hours ago.
>>1536100CARRYgan will outcall snax on nuke hard, it's gg
>>1536100hello nikola kovac
the latvian laser shows up when he needs to
>>1536100this is true but it's faze anon, they are doing the thing that made them so dominant historically
>miss first map>pretty bummed>turns out faze stomped g2>niko will never ever win a major>feel okay
I will screencap my message 2 hours from now and tell you all I was right to never doubt Faze's abilty to be ass.
calling it: broky is gonna farm on nuke
Ilya Osipovwake up
impressive how g2 manages to lose a 4v2 in a pistol round
Snax is not hungry
g2 too mindbroken to win nuke
We started the year with a Spirit-FaZe finals and will end it with with one
>hunter in the clutch
honda couldn't win a clutch to save his life
>>1536134>hunter in the c-ACK
oooh he's mad
Some blast employees in the arena
>losing to eco rush again
hey, that's a flash i throw when rushing ramp as a ct, how do you lose to that?
>>1536143>upgraded pistols and smgs>eco rush??
I miss fnatic so much
honda won a clutch!
who is this malbs retard?
>choko 5 killstime for the falcons retirement house
>>1536149fat guatemalan with an attitude of "i was tired of seeing players worse than me getting stickers that i deserve" who got forced into sexa's roles and now flips a coin between carrying or being trash
time to wrap this up faze
are we back?
faze sisters not like this
>snax and hunter topfraggingno wonder g2 is losing to faze
>>1536156Always were. G2 does it for the content.
I thought we were going to faze up?
classic choko ego play
>>1536161Nah we #g2army in this bitch
jks gets 2 there
>4 a4sUh schizosisters, our response?
>ropz
I hate g2rannies so much. I can't belive they are going to luck out again after yesterday
This is FaZe kino
g2 game crash inc to balance the scales
Its all a part of the script.
KINO CLAN
choko push through smoke at 11:8 lost them the map
>niko has his dreams crushed in heaven againthe script writers were cooking with this one
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
Karrigan is going to retire someday
holy karrigan kino
>>1536178At this point hes still going to be playing in his 40s since hes being kept around only for his calls.
WHERE ARE THE REFEREES? WHY IS NOBODY BEHIND THE PLAYERS? SCRIPTED RIGGED, CHEATING EVENT
>>1536182>first cs father, son team incoming
>snax not even talking goated igl
Vabandust, Nikola Kovac, mitte täna, mitte kunagi
Niko winning would be my personal 9/11
>karrigan in a post plant
>>1536188But does this mean good or bad?
>>1536190good, death to america insallah
I almost wanted this to go to a third map until I saw it would be Anubis
>malbs>hunter
malbs is lost. young kid under pressure in the major semifinal
classic g2 choke
LETS FUCKING GO
when it rains, it pours
NiKo's so broken
>>1536188Janko I know the US bombed your county but this seems a bit mean spirited to cheer for
HOLYYY KOBEEEEE
holy shit was that chink twistzz?
faze up
I CANT TAKE THIS
ch0ko about to have a heart attack lmao
Watch faze choke into double OT
what did Niko do in his previous life to deserve this shit.
FAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UP
HOLY KINOFAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UP
all of this just to see faze get destroyed tomorrow
>>1536195at his best he gets lucky timings on lurks, which is only impact if someone else on the team has already gotten some kills and spread the defencebut has an amateur ramp holdand he just "hid" in the openperfect guy to build a team around
broky you choker
holy shit this is insane
>>1536212I aren't think that
snax topfragging, just disband the team already
NiKo's been getting destroyed at yard lmao
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAZHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
karrigan, my goat, doing the needful and crushing n0k0's dreams
good guys won both games todayfeels good
ggDonk confirmed #1 player of the year, yeah?
nikcope
KINO
Repeat after meNIKOWILLNEVERWINA MAJOR
How does FaZe keep doing it? Also lmao NiKo, you'll never win a Major.
God I love this retarded team
wow
IM EMOTIONALLY DESTROYED
Faze up
>>1536224yeah, they're gonna 2-0 faze tomorrow with donk bodying faze left and right
Putting YNk on this post match desk is a humiliation ritual
>barely win vs C9>barely win vs furia>stomp vitality and g2this fucking team
>>1536227NIKO WILL NEVERWIN AMAJORAND THATS BEAUTIFUL
>he's your GOAT and baby GOAT bro
>>1536232>pee poo fan
>>1536237ropz toggled
>>1536224only if he wins
>>1536234oh right its almost 2025 and major finals are still bo3
I fucking love Karrigan and this team so much bros
HAVE FUN IN FALCONS YOU FAT HEADED RETARD
What colour is NiKo's Porsche?
donk will never win a major
You better not lose to Spirit tomorrow or I'm coming for your head Finn
>vitality>g2>spiritif faze wins this, it has to be the hardest major ever, right?That's 3 of the 4 best teams
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHniko denied againmonesy lost the hltv #1 no more teammates carrying him again to give him another chance.IT'S OVERturns out going back to europe to strat hard instead of rotting in china was the way to go.
Is rain tiny or is that Chinese man tall.
how has karrigan stayed this kino for such an eternity?
>>1536244it's the team with the most soul because it's Karrigan's team, I don't think any other team has the autonomy he has
>NIKO 0 MAJORSN0RB3R7 1 MAJOR>NIKO 0 MAJORSN0RB3R7 1 MAJOR>NIKO 0 MAJORSN0RB3R7 1 MAJOR>NIKO 0 MAJORSN0RB3R7 1 MAJOR>NIKO 0 MAJORSN0RB3R7 1 MAJOR>NIKO 0 MAJORSN0RB3R7 1 MAJOR>NIKO 0 MAJORSN0RB3R7 1 MAJOR>NIKO 0 MAJORSN0RB3R7 1 MAJOR>NIKO 0 MAJORSN0RB3R7 1 MAJOR
>>1536252rain is 195cm
ropz is cheating btw
if FaZe completely roll over vs Spirit tomorrow I'm gonna be so fucking mad
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
who is this qt?
>>1536245why do people it's a bad move? he's going to a team that will buy all the best players
Spirit winning tomorrow would be the most soulless thing ever. The grand final is polar opposites of personality. If 5 nerd necked anime obsessed weirdos who probably smell beat Rain I'm going to be so upset.
>>1536244i've always been lukewarm on him but he's gained a fan for life in me by stomping n0k0
Does this mean G2 are not winning the major then?
>reaches OT>already celebrates the winyup thats faze
>>1536239>Aussiepovdoomed to be a failure
>>1536260all rook same but isnt that Dove? shes mostly known from Dota
anime wins tomorrow
>>1536254muh soul, this team is soulless, people give them soul because they win trophies and this root for them, fuck your soul narrative.
>Aleksib 1 major>Niko still 0:)
Chinese is such a funny language. I wonder if they have any idea how ridiculous they sounds to westerners.
it's over
>>1536256guess that makes him the first to know when it's raining, hence his nickname
>NIKO CHEERU UPPULMAO
>cheerleader had to do the loser's interview because all of the rest are crying
>>1536269You sucked dicks today
>>1536265He might as well. They usually kick ass in thoseI was honestly a bit disappointed when it reached OT. I want Faze to win, but I'd have loved it to go anubis first
>>1536273snax is taller than him, hes like 200cm+
>>1536276wish I could suck mine ngl
>NIKO YOU WILL NOT WIN A MAJORlolbased chink whore
>>1536269>2 veterans that have played for more than a decade>a home grown talent that’s never played for another T1 org>2 stars that Karrigan molded into his loyal soldiers>>this team is soullessNah
>>1536264they are not coming to the finals, yes
>faze keeping zywoo, monesy and donk in a chastity cage
>>1536262don't worry, they knew mouz would choke and prepped for sp0r0t already
What is he thinking right now?
>>1536284donk is gonna mop the floor with these granniesZ
>>1536265https://youtu.be/CTyzzhQwy8w
HA.Get fucked Gay2.
>>1536270
>>1536286I was watching , Monesy.I was watching you ruin Nikos chances to win the major.Now take responsibility and leave.
As casual watcher it's been funny watching the commentators losing their mind over faze team
>>1536269Norwegia > Dania >>>>>> Swedistan
>>1535941who else has done this?
Thing is Spirit is a free win for G2 while Faze is a free win for Spirit so you don't even have to watch tomorrow.
>>1536294fame
>>1536281tsmtit's probably the "same flag = soul" bozo
>>1536293never been to norway, denmark was the most fun but sweden was more beautiful
>>1536297thought its about the frauds in navi like iM being a fucking major winner
>>1536293clean my toilet poolack
>>1536292Few expected them to be here. FaZe looked like it was on its deathbed and had to beat top 4 teams it struggled against. Now the FaZe magic is back.
ITS COMING TRUE BOYS2024 KATOWICE REPLAYKARRIGAN GETS SHIT ON BY DONK SO BAD THAT HE CRIES ON MAIN STAGE!!!GIVE ME THOSE FUCKIN TEARS BABY MAN!!!
g2 was only in the semifinal because of that heroic fuck up
>>1536295Faze was a free win for Vitality and G2 and look how it turned out
>>1536301why so mad, abdul?
Malbs singlehandedly threw multiple rounds on nuke and had absolutely no playmaking presence
>>1536298i am that "bozo" but i give FaZe a pass because they never pretended to be a national team unlike h*roic and n*vi
>>1536306only morons thought vitality was good, they stopped choking against T2 but they were slowly losing their level against T1, they started with playing finals, to stopping in the semis then in the quarterfinals. apex is finished, spinx wants to leave, mezii will certainly get benched.
YNK SEETHING LMAO
>>1536312Over the years I haven't seen any player make as many brain-dead botplays as Apex. Like the #2-5 combined don't even measure up to him.
>valve missed the chance to put these little T and CT niggas in game as charmsIt’s not fair bros. Why does China get fun CS merch and we get nothing…
>wake up from 10 hour coma>faze tramples everyone>faze vs spirit grand finalshuhwhat
>>1536315apex doesnt make strats to win but to keep his KD above 1
KEKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>1536321poor dude, buying a 500 dollars white tshirt will ease his pain
https://youtu.be/dxwsVdBkc3s?t=19
>ropz's stolen Porsche has been found in Denmarkfazebros... it's over...
are those faze cunts only good from december to february?
>>1536325Last I've heard the keys are still missing and most likely will only be recorded tomorrow
>>1536325Don't worry. I'm omw to torch it
nikosisters...
>>1536333honestly, he has a better chance to win with whatever the oil sheikhs cook up than with snax as his igl and taz as his cheerleader
>wake up>choko did the chokeHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1536333ahah ahahaaha! HAHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>1536250Yes
>>1536333
>>1536250let's be honest, all the top teams have no consistensy, the level has been shit since cs2 came out.
>>1536336I hope monesy sticks with him, he’s never going to find a better awp to play with
>>1536344objectively, yes. especially if they 2-0 all threena shitters would have nothing left to brag about
>>1536350that's not ch0k0, right?
is this major a mickey mouse major
>>1536333He knows deep inside he's never having a Major
>>1536305ya heroic were the better team but absolutely threw
He fucking won
>Missed my heroes shitting on Piss2 because of the timezoneNot fair, I wanted to see NiKo tilting while dying to karrigan.
>>1536347>all the top teams have no consistensyI agree that it's often a toss up who's best out the top 5. But it isn't by chance that we got 7 out of the 8 best teams in the semifinals
>>1536308quick, rebuild the team around him
Frozen_1_Major_Niko_0_Majorwe will be there
>>1536359You're doing it wrong>don't look at social media (this includes magog)>open the yt stream>if live, immediately press 0 to rewind to beginning and close chat>enjoy the games and fastforward the boring parts
>>1536366>frozen>ropz>karriganmouz will win the major after all
>>1536368karrigan was never a mouz playerHe was just bootcamping and talent hunting
>we're a poor performance away from Zywoo having the best rating in the major and claiming #1
>faze can only win pgl majors
- yekindar + elige
>get beaten by Vitality all year long>get beaten by G2 all year long>finally show up when it matters the most in a major quarter- and semi final to beat themunironically how do they do it
>>1536377as the casters said, closest modern equivalent to nip magic
based
>>1536377they accepted defeat to learn and counter those teams in the major, oh and ropz shamelessly toggling did help.
>>1536367Yea, I will be watching the VOD but I will never skip boring parts, it's those parts that make the insane plays worth it.
>>1536386>I will never skip boring parts, it's those parts that make the insane plays worth it.I'm talking about the commercials, skits and breaks
>>1536387Ah right, forgot about those because usually I just go take a piss or do something else. You're right.
>>1536386based non-adhd-haverif you want non-stop "excitement" with 0 build-up, go watch valulrant
Do we know who's casting the final?I hope it's spunj since it won't be henry and anders
Mouz ruined so many fucking events by owning in groups and fucking up in the playoffs, I'm so glad to be free of them.
One of the three heads of a beast left.#FaZeUp
>>1536391if it's scrawny and launders I'm watching the russian stream
God I hope Ropz shows the fuck up tomorrow.There is no way he shows up this hard on two days just to disappear when it REALLY matters.
>>1536377uh oh Zisters...
>niko will never win a major EVER
Seems pretty likely we'll get Nuke tomorrow unless Karrigan pulls one of this pick/ban mindgames. I love Nuke.
>>1536398
devilwalk majors: 2ch0k0 majors: 0
>>1536399I hate CS2 Nuke. New smokes killed this map for me entirely. Replace it with Overpass and send it to the drawing board to get fixed.
>>1536394Yeah, I don't know why but I really don't like scrawny and launders this tournament. Its weird because usually I dont mind them. Maybe they changed something.
>>1536395FaZe always get bodied by that Spirti sissy, we need broky full schizo mode, ropz (Porscheless ver.), frozen and rain (awake ver.).
>>1536399my favorite since they removed overpass
>people are signing falcons off alreadythey slit throats in every other game, I wouldn't count them out in any way if I were you bros
>>1536357aura...
>>1536404their style works better when they can feed/lean on the crowd
>>1536406Leave Mr. Spaghetti Arms to me
>>1536404scrawny literally won't ever shut the fuck up, he just talks and talks and talks and talks. Even Launders has to awkwardly butt in to say something a bunch of times every map. And his little prepared one-liners are so fucking gay. Hate him so much.
>>1536404>usually I dont mind themI dothe fact that these bums get major gigs is a testament to how far casting has fallen
>>1536408stupid ass nigga
>>1536413nobody clears sado + henry
>Leave Mr. Spaghetti Arms to me
>>1536415Damn..
>>1536408There's a good chance their new team will still be shit. CS isn't like other games where you can stack all the best players in the world onto a single lineup and win championships that way. Despite what fans of other games might tell themselves, this is the only truly tactical esport in existence. So much of what determines the outcome of a game happens outside of the game itself.
>>1536415I miss Sadokist so much. I met him after IEM Chicago 2019. He was really nice and seemed genuinely happy to be recognized in public.
who's the guy whose casting style goes like>here goes DONK... SHITTING, SMELLY, HE CLEARS ALL THE BOTS ON THE SITE, LEAVING A LONELY... LONELY XERTION... DESPERATE, FARTING, HAS TO CLUTCH THIS IMPOSSIBLE ROUND...hate that mothrfucker
>>1536424>>1536412
>>1536425scrawny's prepped lines have sounded like pickup lines recentlysky full of stars but so and so is a supernova or some shit, he did another one today about stars not shining
>>1536426"it runs in the blood" is my favourite line from him :)
>>1536419the "only firepower matters" posters are delusionaln0k0 would have (at least) one major at this point if that were the case
>>1536424Yeah that's the faggot casting with laundersThey cast the G2 Faze game today, and I'm afraid they'll cast the final
>>1536429that one didn't sound prepped, and wasn't him waxing lyrical. also it's fucking hilarious.
>>1536430anyone who says that just exposes themselves as a newfag who didn't watch post-Karrigan Faze, though it should be obvious regardless.
>top teams stayed a month in china, playing against chinese locals while faze went back to europe to scrim against european teams*
So are rain and karrigan retiring tomorrow - regardless if they win?
>>1536437I dont think either one of them is retiring until FAZE stops renewing their contracts.
>>1536437i think their egos and pockets will prevent them from doing that, though it would be the perfect ending for the duo
>>1536437rain said yesterday that he's playing for several years more, and karrigan can't get any worse than he is right now, may as well IGL into his 40s
>>1536440(if they win)
twistzz lost...
>>1536438but that hasnt happened as of yet?So i guess we'll see. Both probably already feel that their form isn't going to get any better from this point on, so maybe going out on a high wouldn't be that bad.
>>1536441I thought karrigan said yesterday that he is turning 49 years old
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKHOW? HOOOOOOOWWWWWW
>>1536445that means he still has at least a year left
>>1536446here's why snax has won a major and niko NEVER will
>>1536437Karrigan, apex, and dupreeh are tied at 19 for most major appearances, whoever retires first is a bitch!
>>1536437I hope they won't either wayThere is no team anywhere near as fun to watch
REMINDER THE SCRIPT WAS LEAKED 4 DAYS AGO AND THIS MAJOR IS BASICALLY A RERUN OF KATO24. DONK SHITS ON KARRIGAN AND KARRIGAN CRIES LIVE ON STAGE WHILE SPAGHETTI ARMS COLLECTS MVP AND MAJOR TROPHY
>>1536452Karrigan goes crazy on map 2 tomorrow btw
>>1536450>There is no team anywhere near as fun to watchummmm your virtus.pro?
>>1536443not really his fault though
>>1536448>The epitome of all aim no brain team>All 3 SUPERstars shit the bed, especially NiKoFUCK this team and FUCK Spirit as well because they are the exact same, only difference is that Spirit only has 1.
>>1536455This isn't 2014-2017 anymore bro.
>>1536448it's Nikover
You are lucky the grand finals isn’t Spirit x G2 because then you’d have to acknowledge how shit G2 actually are.I made a retard gamble on the spirit faze grand final and I’m looking at possible diamond coin plus 5k gamba winings
g2 lost because mayonnaise whiffed a spray against rain at 12-11
after this hall of fame tier choke m0nesy can't be higher than top 3, anyone who tries to counter that with some stats autism is clueless. he got carried through the RMR as well, outright embarrassment of a performance.
>>1536466AWP is shit in cs2. All your famous AWP stars are done and dusted.The winds of change
>>1536465based launders "OOOOOOOOOH BAD SPRAY!"
>>1536467this is a conspiracy against france, fuck valvekennys dominates, everybody is terrified of him = awp nerfzywoo is in total symbiosis with csgo, on his way to dominate again and again = cs2 comes outwe should have stayed home, usa would have been canada 2.0 cute and harmless
>>1536465Baby crumbled under the pressure, maybe next major :)
>>1536458>3 superstarswho is the third?
>>1536465Mayo played like he knew he'd already lost the race for number 1 and didn't care anymore
>>1536476>malbsMid
>>1536476Damn, fatfuck really disappeared at the major kek.
>>1536476huNter has always been the most reliable player on that team, rarely playing below his level, but sometimes above it like he did today. If seen NiKo low frag so many times in important games it's not even funny lads..
hooxi would've won the major
Would've done better but would still lose 2-1 to FaZe.
>>1536483I would have agreed with you a year ago but this year Hunter has absolutely fallen off.
>>1536423I miss him too. He was good and on top of that was just a valuable person to the scene. Remember one time he bought like 400 burgers for people waiting to get into an arena. He didn't deserve to be cast aside for insulting some brazillians.
Was sad to not see anubis, I hope it shows up for the grand finals tmr
>>1536488hunter lost so many crucial duels on nuke
>wake up>norbert > niko is still trueblessed day
>>1536489T sided as fuck + donk, no thanks.
sisters, how do we fix VP?
>>1536495What are you hoping for then
>>1536494my goat
>>1536498Anything but that, seems like a terrible combo (to watch obviously). Ancient and Nuke seem like good maps this tournament.
>>1536483the pic wasn't posted to shit on hunter>>1536487he's definitely no longer at his peak, but he did ok in the major which is better than he has been.
The raped
>>1536504pray for m0nesy's bussy tonight
>>1536496+m0NESY+Magnojezz (IGL)-FL1TJame with FL1T to PARI or some other org so that they can become AVANG2R and reach major finals with literal nobodies
>>1536465he always plays like it's a random pub, trying to get highlights instead of doing what's right
>>1536504See you in 2027
>>1536333let's be real: it's HIS fault. He NEVER showed up in the major when it mattered.
>>1536512the previous two aren't really comparable since they were grand finals
>>1536512>>1536522Top right isn't from 2021, it was from Paris, where they got eliminated 1-3 in groups to Vitality, Bad News Eagles, and nicoodoz's fnatic. That's right, le baby GOAT got outawped by NICOODOZ in an elimination game of a Major, never forget that.My favorite pic btw>MAKE IT (0) MAJOR
Why do you hate niko?For me it's for choking guardian's major
>>1536531based and correctpilled
today i will remind themhttps://youtu.be/p5qsZzA0qXo
>>1536534blud whiffed the pepperoni :skull:
>>1536531people don't hate players, they hate their fans so they attack the players to hurt their fans
>>1536534you can tell who's the better aimer by the pizza pattern symbol
Majors have lost all their prestige, and with Lalve making it easier and easier to qualify, they are barely Cologne and Katowice tier.Getting sticker money is all the "victory" you need, getting into playoffs is entirely irrelevant and is only a side quest to maybe stroke your ego.The sooner the players realize this, the less pressure they'll feel.
>>1536535
>>1536539no more rmrs kinda fixes this though
>>1536539You sound a lot like someone who recently won Katowice and Cologne but never won a Major...
>>1536536No I hate Niko
>>1536543Stop noticing things.
FaZe sent qt chink trap prostitutes to G2 last nightThat was why they played like shitNiko and Malbs were tired and m0nesy got cucked again
and just like that, n0k0 will never win a major :)
CS teams are only really good if nobody likes them, as soon as fans start placing expectations the team sucks
>>1536536This year I hate niko, jl, apex, spinx, flamez, magixx, all of mouz, nertz, twistzz, yekindar, brazil, denmark, electronic, elige, grim, jt, slaxz, china, and cj da king,
>>1536552Can you suck ence dick any harder?
>>1536554I forgot Falcons existed but I hate them too, but not because of the Saudis, I just don't like them that's all
>on the inactive roster for nearly 3 years
>>1536551so falcons will be the perfect team?packed full of stars and backed by oil money; the villains of cs
So where’s all this “new content” that the source 2 engine was going to unleash? Two years in and half the game modes are still missing, and for the game modes that remain they are missing half the maps. Somehow they had extra time to put keychains on our guns though.
>>1536549be more funny, kill yourself
>>1536552>pic>n0k0 after throwing his last chance at a major and cashing out https://youtu.be/K-YyL7X4CWw?t=80
>>1536558Stolen away by deadlock, most likely.
>>1536567>deadflop stealing anythingits all hl3
>>1536552you hate yourself
>>1536571no thats not what i said
>>1536558I’ve been reduced to playing fortnight just to get my battle royale fix
>>1536485
>>1536544>>1536552I said people :)
>>1536512You forgot about Stockholm
>>1536577yes you did
>>1536567Does anyone even give a fuck about that fotm trash at this point
>>1536504>>1536512
>>1536594There's really no excuse anymore
>>1536594It was nice to see hunter trying his hardest to stay in the game, dude was screaming and punching the table trying to hype them up. NiKo, being the emotional baby, still crumbled though.
Please niggas, all 4 of you, show up tomorrow but if that's not possible at least ropz and rain, please.
>>1536606the fact that ropz performs like that at the right moment is the proof that it's a fluke if faze win
imagine if Faze lose two major finals in a row
>>1536607It's not a fluke, everyone knows they have the potential to win trophies. They aren't the best team at the moment but they can win against the top teams and they are finally doing that now.
>>1536603niko grabbing his head like they'd already lost when he got naded in the 1v2 for Faze's 14th round was so odd, I can't imagine any Faze player acting like that.
>>1536612yeah imagine suddenly fragging like a madman, was he doing a no crosshair challenge all year long?
>>1536598yep, this one is the big chokecan't blame form, they won the last tournament and in general looked like the best team in the world lately, even officially they're #1 atmcan't blame it on bad teammatescan't blame it on Snax either, he fragged really well throughout the Major13:13 on nuke, 2v2 on A, hunter iis hidden behind default gets the drop sound cue, broky peeks him and Niko misses the refrag, dies to a nade14:13 Niko does a run boost that I presume he called for himself, takes an extra unnecessary jump to greybox gives broky an easy free opening kill... m0nesy gets spammed through smoke and it's map point FaZe.15:14 dies trying to lurk yard, FaZe open smoke and spam himcompletely bottled 3/4 final rounds of the game
I'd say all bets are off for the final.I find it insanely hard to predict. If my life dependend on it I guess I'd go with spirit since they're the team that has a single factor that can turn the game (donk), even if they usually rely on him way too much.On the other hand faze has probably more contributing factors on their side as a whole; experience, winning major before, tactical depth, big game players.Donk has one game to claim major, major mvp and hltv-top#1. No pressure.
>>1536606karrigan can go full bot tomorrow and still IGL them to the win if ropz keeps playing like this
>>1536618I think the most likely outcome is Faze playing like they have the whole season desu so I can't bring myself to get overly excited.
>>1536618You're fucking retarded if you think it's not going to be a boring 2-0 wash for SpiritFaze have been shit the whole year and donk is cheating his ass off
>pre-emptively throwing out fluke accusationsI think Spirit will win but seething pre-emptively about their potential loss is absolutely pathetic.Now that I think about it seething about losing to "flukes" is categorically absolutely pathetic. Crying fluke is the ultimate cope.
>>1536621that's what people said in Copenhagen too, BRO SPIRIT 3-0 THEM IN KATOWICE EASY THEY HAVE NO CHANCE BRO
>>1536621Why would this make you so angry and emotional? My ultimate prediction was even that spirit wins lmao
I want zywoo to leave vitality, I'm tired of seeing him wasting his best years by having fucking apex as an igl, people don't realise the insanity that it is actually.
>>1536622zyflook
>>1536627Uncomfortable truth: zywoo is a system babby that can't fully carry the system. Donk is a system babby too but less so. Monesy is the least system babby and paid the price for it.
>>1536614I mean yea, this is a one off game for him but saying the win itself is a fluke is a bit much, they are being the literal top 5 teams, surely if it was a fluke they would've lost by now. They always had the potential like I said before.>>1536618The expected outcome is Spirit winning but FaZe have a good chance if they somehow shut down donk like they did with Zywoo last major or donk himself shits the bed. Both are unlikely but I'll be on FaZe's side until I die.
>>1536631>they are beingbeating* Random ass brainfart.
>>1536286reminderGod always puts Serbs down the second they get cocky, the same thing happened last year when Ynk and Niko were talking shit about ZywOo on Spunj's podcast and he won a Major months later over Chokola, now the same thing is repeating with donk
>>1536630zywoo a system babby? kek that dude is able to do everything, everything, entrying, awping, rifling, lurking, clutching, bro. don't worry he'll be fine everywhere he goes.
Karrigan actually saved strats for major and faze actually performed on the server, so far.My proof: the results.Seethers proof: pure copium, no results.
>>1536636faze = went back to europe to train and secretly train their saved stratsother teams = stayed in china to not travel back and save the planet
>>1536635Being system babby doesn't mean the player isn't good. Actually being good is pretty much a requirement to becoming a true system babby that is catered to.It's just that system babbies get overhyped in addition to being really good players. That kinda makes monesy stand out from zywoo and donk.tl;dr: zywoo is good but also a system babby
>>1536627he still has time, he only turned 24 recentlyif karrigan can still hang in tier 1 after 15 years of CS ZywOo surely can too for a long time. i agree apex leaving should be top priority for Vitality, he can't survive another shuffle.
>>1536636fratricide blood sacrifice
>>1536636It was the big brain move all along: Purposely shitting the bed for the better part of the year, getting to know other teams' strats while never revealing your own.
>>1536646...what? Middle-eastern holiday practices?
>>1536649karrigan is a master mason
>>1536634kwab
>>1536644you're just spouting "system babby" nonsense just to pormote monetsy kek, jesus christ.
>>1536645having two French CS icons in a middling T1 team is probably more profitable than having a single French star in an international team
>>1536650so we're now diving into full-blown schizo-cope, huhI actually believe karrigan is an angel from alpha centauri
>>1536654>noooooo stop noticingStupid piggie dane, your tricks are up
>>1536652So you're admitting it's true then
>>1536656only satan's serf like you would besmirch an angel
>>1536657of course not
showmatch:s0mplepashaBicepsYatoro (dota 2 pro)ZeusJACKZ>vsSummerChildKingsomebodyMachineJWQZhou Guanyu (F1 driver)
>>1536662>Zhou Guanyu (F1 driver)based Joe
>>1536661>no argument providedI accept your concussion.It's not a typo.
>>1536662actual kinowhat hte fuck is Yatoro doing here btw? is there a Dota event in China? vacation?
>>1536666ok I kneel to those digits
>>1536668AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>1536476I really hope m0NESY goes to Falcons. not convinced on malbs at all yet, and he'll certainly never replace NiKo.
>>1536674TaZ said today only Niko is leaving
>>1536541>that G2 lineupfucking hell
>>1536541jej
>>1536541>he trusted the deagleThis never fails to make me laugh
CEMEN_BAKIN is live
>>1536677I know, I'm praying Falcons come in late with an offer G2 can't refuse. surely they're not sticking with SunPayus.
>>1536677lmao yeah right
>>1536684>stupid multinational mutt mixteams>YAAAS KWEEN based LGBT-falconsWhat causes this behaviour?
>>1536684possible, but maybe m0nesy is now also realizing Niko is not the best star teammate to pursue a Major..
>>1536678not hard to see why paris major went how it went
>>1536691G2 played in Paris with arguably their best roster ever
>>1536689Niko has stubbornly wanted to play what is basically "igl:ess" cs most of his career, where he can call his own plays a lot of the time.He doesn't really want to win, he wants to win and "be right", because tactical team cs is just some stupid nerd shit to him he needs to beat individually.13 major attempts later...
>>1536689well NiKo carried until that point, and they both choked the semis
:(
>>1536700I have no sympathy for people who don't learn from their own mistakes.
>>1536705maybe he chokes on purpose to still have the fuel in him to grind to win a major :^)
I feel the most for degster, he had such a masterclass on mirage yesterday, completely proved all doubters wrong but it was still not enough to win
CT Bean or T Bean? For me, it's CT Bean.
>>1536662>ChildKingwhat a great nickname, but the perfect nickname would be "NiggerChild"
>>1536710...masterclass?
>>1536700In the end, it doesn't even matter...
>>1536717mass turd class
>>1536717>statfag is too dumb to even screenshot the right gamemany such cases
>>1536368China numba one
It's so so over...
>>1536729damn
>>1536714I want whoever got the idea for those things to die
>>1536729KWAB
>>1536736why are you so full of hate?
>>1536736It's just a silly little bean mascot for the major man, calm down.
>>1536714I'm a T bean chadWish I could put one on my AK
CS2 is so fucking random, weeks ago BIG went 3-0 in the RMR beating jitu and now they're losing to fucking ARROW (very low tier 3 mix)
>alarm set for 14 hours from now
>>1536729I was watching , Malbs.I was watching you ruin Nikos chances to win nuke.Now take responsibility and leave.
>>1536738>>1536739It's an animated dingle berry. I hate looking at those when I'm trying to watch cs. It's way worse than the ugly skins
you could tell the crowd was good even on the english stream but damn... https://youtu.be/e-lC02vAnKs?t=357
just woke up
>>1536742first time in weeks where i haven't "had" to wake up at 6thank you based china for letting me sleep in
>>1536741keep telling yourself that tabsen
>>1536751>not even top 100
someone post the karrigan tweaking webm pls
>>1536760
>>1536741cs2 is so random = krimbo is playing like shit so we're finished
>>1536769Krimbo played like shit at the RMRs and Major too
>>1536741True, pistol (luckbased round) rounds give you a total of 6 win rounds
>>1536774>krimbo starts fragging>BIG start winning again
>People look at me like I'm s1mple, ZywOo, or donk, but I'm not>I never asked to be a star player>I'm just a guy who's fine to be a stable rock for the team and provide consistency when it mattersI guess the Major matters to them. Maybe people should've thought of that when doing their gay pick'ems
BIG lost to a t3 team with a female coach
>>1536790sexo?
>>1536778>True, pistol (luckbased round) rounds give you a total of 6 win roundsOnly if the losing team keeps forcing without getting anything out of itOn the other hand, if you win a pistol and lose the next, you're pretty much 1-2 or 1-3If a team isn't retarded, losing pistol is only 2 losses. Everything else is just them playing bad and deserving to lose
>>1536792
>>1536798LONDONONDON
>>1536798would let her ruin my life
is it fair to say that m0NESY is out of the top 1 race? he won't even get an EVP for this major while Zywoo will
>>1536512that was 2023
>>1536806he's definitely out of the #1 spot, maybe he will be 2nd but i'm not sure if he will even get an EVP. in any case everything is in donk's hands, unless he plays super badly he should win it.
>>1536798she cute
>>1536536this year I hate spinx, MOUZ, Heroic, cadiaN, karrigan, ropz and broky, alistaiR
>>1536806if donk somehow doesn't get the MVP (would require a disasterclass tomorrow) it'd be possible for m0NESY to still win. donk's Cologne was even worse after all, so they'd have one choke each at a prestige event this year.m0NESY is for sure top 2 though. ZywOo ghosted the last major AND Katowice.
>>1536820>ghosted>1.16 with team going dead lastwhy are people twisting the meaning of words? ZywOo didn't ghost Katowice and m0nesy didn't ghost here, he just played a very shit series today. donk actually did ghost in Cologne though.and m0nesy has no prestige event MVPs btw, that matters a lot.1. donk2. ZywOo3. m0nesythat's how it will be unless donk plays extra bad tomorrow.
>>1536741MR12 ruined everything that csgo perfected
>>1536798cock
>>1536798>female
>>1536820If Spirit loses (big if) donk won't win the MVP, I thinkSurely they don't give the cuck MVP in a major
broky will win the Major, MVP and top 1 tomorrowyou've been warned
>>1536250C9 was harder since no one rates Vitality (The Bane of GamerLegion, Apeks and Into the Breach)
>>1536842they won't, ropz has a higher playoffs rating than even donk, he's winning it if he continues to carry hard
>>1534973>>1535003>>1535011>>1535037>>1535763This your GOAT?
why does HUD quality scale with event size?This one isn't even that bad (still not good) but some are outright unwatchable
>>1536825I'm counting no EVP as a ghost for the sake of this argument. yes, ZywOo won Cologne, but m0NESY was still a better individual performer at the prestige events with 3 EVPs, and had far more success at the other big events. it's an objectively better overall year, Cologne would have to be ridiculously weighted to overcome that.>>1536842there's currently a 0.21 gap between him and ropz, there's no way they don't give it to donk unless that decreases significantly.
>>1536847>C9 was harder since no one rates Vitality (The Bane of GamerLegion, Apeks and Into the Breach)NA copeG2 were a joke, that team won 1 big event in 2 years. GamerLegion literally had more playoff wins at one Major than they had in 4.
>>1536806if donk doesn't win I don't know. they will still probably put zywoo in 3rd. monesy might still finish 1st if donk lose with a disasterclass. overally this year monesy got "better" playoff performances in the majority of the events, his problem is that he didn't win any majors or kato/cologne, donk got a slump this year and statpaded mvps for shit events
>>1536847the paris major was the highest form of counter strike, because it was the last csgo major where every teams had years to perfect csgo, therefore vitality is the strongest csgo team ever. this is also the most meaningfull major in csgo and counter strike history.
>>1536906trvke
>>1536906this is very good bait because this sounds completely reasonable to someone that wasn't watching the scene at that time
>>1536874how do you get those comparisons? I'm too dumb to use the stats on hltv
Help I’m USA EST, what time does the grand final start bros..
>>1536969just go on hltv, the timezone conversion is automatic
>>1536969bro you're cooked, it's like 3 am for you kek
if spirit win the major they will cuck navi out of the best team of the year award.
>NEO rain frozen brokyyou literally can't hate these guys
>>1536978nah, only g2 had a somewhat reasonable case *if* they would have won the major and it would still have been weaker than navi's4 trophies, 7 grand finals and a major, navi is easily the best team in 2024Even vitality would have had a better case with a major than spirit
>>1536985You can hate ropz?
>>1536856people watching on phones (they are poor stupid people losing money to betting)
>>1537001i personally don't but his baity playstyle gets on people's nerves a lot for a good reason
HLTV Awards:Player of the year: donkTeam of the year: NaviRookie of the year: also donk?Panel Awards:IGL of the year: aleksibAwper of the year: monesy (since zywoo is more of a hybrid)Anchor of the year: JimpphatCloser of the year: jL? His impact rounds were ridiculous trophy-winning asspulls, but I bet you could find someone more consistent for this one too.Opener of the year: donk (x3)Coach of the year: blad3Highlight of the year: hopefully some map-winning round instead of some farming on a losing mapCommunity awards: no idea, care little
>>1537018>for a good reasonhehehee...ahahahaaa...what on god's green earth might be that good reason my brother in santa claus?
pro cs2 is barely one step above getting decided by coin flips but it has a whole industry of "analysts" that always make up narratives in their heads to justify their stupid guesses
>>1536989Yeah navi winning ToTY is a given
>>1537044>ToT
>>1537043People look at cs like they look at traditional sports but fail to take into account it has a surprisingly high variance in resultsFor anything more than an educated guess you need to look at a span of time of at least several months (4-12) and even then predicting singular events will be quite inaccurate.
mr12 is a disaster
>>1537048toty is a common abbreviationI don't know what your nonce anime reference is
>>1536933search each individual event and click add to filter
>>1537063thanks
>>1537001that old pic of him posing with a gold chain is cringe
>>1537025pretty good guesses>Highlight of the yeari think jL's ace against G2 in the Copenhagen semisit was a hugely important game and Navi were losing the decider map, that play completely shifted the momentum, even m0nesy admitted that himself.donk's 1v5 was cool and i can see it being picked, but there was lots of mistakes and they lost the map in the very next round.
only 10 hours until the kino starts bros, are you hyped?rostermania 2024/2025
>>1536825AWP worshipers are gay just fyi. The AWP sucks and you are slurping csgo propaganda still. No awper in cs2 is having the impact they did in cs2. Riflers will soon be all of the star players.Zywoo is only relevant because of his rifle skills.
>>1537182zywoo was always, even in csgo, more of a hybridmonesy is still great, but he plays more aggressively in cs2 which leads to harder win-or-fail situationscs2 is so much about who gets to peek, even playing off-angles helps littleBut you're right in the fact that it is harder to outright deny areas of the map with the awp in cs2, in csgo it was perhaps a bit too easy in retrospect and inflated the top awpers' ratings.
>>1537182m0nesy exists
>>1537182>Zywoo is only relevant because of his rifle skills.completely wrong, ZywOo's rating is boosted from using the AWP more than any of the top 5 AWPers. m0NESY is a higher rated rifler than him this year.
>>1537223from hltv: last 12 months, big events, weapon usage;zywoo awp: 29,83%monesy awp: 42,38%other awpers for comparison:wonderful: 39,63%shiro: 38,73%even broky who is also considered somewhat of a hybrid has 36,97%zywoo is very much a hybrid player and not really a full-time awper
Teams should buy autosnipers more
>>1537239what I said has nothing to do with usage. look through this.https://public.tableau.com/app/profile/harry.richards4213/viz/AWPersontheRifle/AWPersontherifle
>>1537223completely wrong, ZywOo's rating is boosted from using the AWP more than any of the top 5 AWPersimagine trying to blatantly lie this hard on the internet, you don't even deserve a reply. M0nesy has +600 kills on Zywoo with the awp
>>1537246see >>1537245 and seethe, retard
>Pro-scene for a dead gameThey can’t even be assed to port over de_cobble or cs_agency.
real grandfinal coming through
>>1537245>July 1 - October 27anon I am dissapoint...you had a good thing going but you didn't really properly look at the data and ended up making an ass out of yourself
>>1537260>b-but actually it's not a year it's a third of the yearlmao
>>1537265>let's just ignore the 2/3 of the year that doesn't align with my point>but this 1/3 is super hecking valid for reasons (I made them up)anon cmon...
>>1537258>americans hate mixed eu teams>this is what their all american teams look like
chrisj was right
>>1537245>>1537265what this data really tells us is just that zywoo only uses the awp more in positions where it is more heavily advantagedso actually this data point (when you understand he uses the awp much more rarely than true awpers) just emphasizes the fact the his a hybrid player
>>1537268>let's just ignore the 2/3 of the year that doesn't align with my pointyou don't have statistics for the other 2/3 of the year. so I will continue to draw the obvious conclusion from the data we do have, which is of a perfectly adequate sample size, while you continue to piss your pants.>>1537285>what this data really tells us is [some baseless cope I made up on the spot]
I don't care if ropz has to spinbot on stagePlease don't let Spirit winI beg you
Good evening, /cZgog/
>>1537307I like donk but absolutely hate everyone else on Spirit so I wish the same. I hate the fact they act high and mighty in interviews and try to appear "deep" with shit like mental models and such when in reality everyone correctly sees them as a bunch of shitters who just lucked in on a 1 in a million player. the only relevant mental model is if donk wakes up feeling the game or not you bunch of spastics, just set the guy up, or you will be in BetBoom soon.
>>1537303We have hltv statistics for all of the time of cs2.Those stats pretty unambiguously tell us zywoo uses the awp less than the other top awpers.This is a simple and measurable data point. Any horseshit take you have on it is not worth anything since we have the data.
>>1537312it's /cZ2g/the "2" is for the two day special military operation that's be over in two weeks
I couldn't stand fucking Overdrive gloating if Spirit wins, the absolute worst faggot in the CIS sceneYou now remember this cunt hired a mix team of pros using his daddy's money to win him a tier 2 tournament in CS and feel important as the designated decoy
>>1537316I repeat, weapon usage statistics are a completely different data point. one can use a weapon less and still be better with it.
>>1537325yeah, and when you do the very basic 1+1 arithmetic of those datapoints you can understand the very basic observation in >>1537285that you for some reason were too retarded to understand the first time aroundI mean, what is there even to discuss? Zywoo is very obviously a hybrid awper carried by his general cs-skill and not just awping, there is no debate about this.
>>1537331there is no basic arithmetic, because how often a weapon is used and how good you are with it are completely independent statistics. it is baffling that you are unable to understand this, so I'm just gonna stop trying to convince you for my own sanity.
>>1537348riddle me this:why is zywoo, a player who is at least top3 in the whole wide world, so fucking stupid (by your logic) that he doesn't just use the awp more since by your logic he's just that good with it that obviously he would do better if he awped more and rifled lessOh if only vitality hired you as their analyst they would surely have won the major.
>>1537348you were being retarded and got toldjust take the L and go away
The most demoralizing part of watching these T2 NA tournaments is that there's no standout players. The T2 NA scene is like T5 EU in terms of its skill level, so you'd think there'd be at least 1 or 2 promising players who are just flat out better than everyone else. Nope, nothing. Everyone is at a completely equal level of not good enough and they seem totally content with that.
>>1537348>because how often a weapon is used and how good you are with it are completely independent statisticsnta but you are dumb if you think m0nesy's rating wouldn't drop if he rifled as much as ZywOo. m0nesy never plays risky positions such as yard on nuke with a rifle if he can afford an awp, ZywOo does that more often than not, sometimes even the entire matchyou are clueless about CS, no amount of stats could help you with such a retarded premise.
>>1537355nice doublesI think the key word you hit is>contentboth in the way you meant it and also in the way that these kids seem happy enough to just end up as second-rate streamers/youtubers making "content" instead of even trying to be at the top of the game
>>1537355lake was some nobody advanced/last place ecl player until m80 pulled him upsame with jba & wildcardthere are players, just not teams
>>1537355>Everyone is at a completely equal level of not good enough and they seem totally content with that.That's a bit harsh. Does all the talent go to valorant for the money?
>>1537367Admittedly I forgot about Lake (who seems like he could actually be good some day), but I don't understand the hype for jba at all. He's been around for years at this point despite being pretty young but has never really impressed me.
>>1537373didn't the biggest star of valorant quit like two months ago and instantly started pugging cs2 because it's more enjoyable?Fortnite Ballistic is to Valorant what Valorant is to CS.
>>1537375No one is quitting Valorant, they just have retardedly long offseasons that get even longer if you fail to quality for their one Riot run event. Valorant players are basically all full time streamers on top of being pros so they want something else to do than play Valorant during their breaks.
>>1537375>it's more enjoyable?I'd believe that. But from what I've heard, valorant is a lot easier to get paid for in NA>Fortnite BallisticI have no idea what that is
>>1537382it's the new 5v5 defuse mode in fortnite
>>1537382>Fortnite BallisticIt's a CS-like gamemode that Fornite just released. It's first person and there's a bunch of broken nades you can buy rather than abilities like in Valorant. It honestly looks kinda cool in concept, but I can't stand the Fortnite artstyle and I'm not about to install Fortnite to try it out.
>>1537382>>1537383it's what's going to kill valorant since all the kids will go to *anything* fortnite, more driven people pick up cs and all that's left for valorant is weebs and chinks.
It's not even 8:30 yet but I'm already going to bed to hopefully have an easier time waking up at 4 AM for the grand final. Good night bros, see you then.
what's that game someoned mentioned recently in these threads that many CS players are allegedly moving to? Not Deadlock, something else.
>>15373595 americans is too many americans for cs unless you have strong leadership that knows how to manage 5 americans, those people usually go to the military though because it's cool
>>1537388Zenless Zone Zero
>>1536617choko lost them the map when he decided to push through smoke at 11:8, it all went downhill after that
>>1537389>how to manage 5 americansLike how you always manage americans, manipulate their ego and greed for money?I mean they're not unique traits but heavily pronounced.
>>1537391didn't something like that also happen in Boston? I remember some banana smoke plays towards the end were relevant, and I think Choko was involved.
>>1537395
>>1537397I get the feeling this is a trustworthy guy who's not interested in money.He'll probably have some great investment tips for me as well :)
>>1537398i can get stock tips from him if you want
>>1537400with those doubles better make it crypto or nft and I'll be sure to win!dog bless
>>1537313shiro is the only good and tolerable player on spirit, but he loses mental too fast when they start losing
>>1537396i never watched boston, anything hosted in america is a mickey mouse tournament, choko probably had explosive diarrhea from US food and wanted to close the game out early
>>1537353>since by your logic he's just that good with itsorry, do you NOT think he's better with the AWP? like at all?this entire braindead reply falls apart from the simple fact that EVERY AWPer increase their stats when using the AWP, including ZywOo. so, why doesn't he use it more? that's a good question, and one you'd have to ask him. but I'd assume it's something to do with him saying multiple times he doesn't like AWPing that much.can you examine the retarded shit you type for 10 seconds before you post next time, please? you might catch these things yourself.>>1537354quiet, brainlet.>>1537357>you are dumb if you think m0nesy's rating wouldn't drop if he rifled as much as ZywOowhere did I say that?m0NESY's rating is still boosted when using the AWP. again, this is true of every AWPer to some degree. (except torszi actually, which is quite funny)now, I have a Spirit hatewatch to wake up for. if you have any further copes I shall respond to them in the morning. thanks for your understanding.
>>1537408shiro and donk*i hope donk can win a major, but without zontix chopper and magixs, they're all total shitters
>>1537373yes, the only NA players in tier 2 and below are match fixers, if you don't think this is true you never watched enough games
>>1537395>I mean they're not unique traits but heavily pronounced.you're thinking at it like you're butthurt, yes the heavily pronounced nature of those traits IS unique, it's not good or bad it just depends on the context
>>1537412>m0NESY's rating is still boosted when using the AWP.I'm talking about his rifle rating, not overall rating, moron. i know you're retarded so i was nice enough to tell you the reason why that would inevitably happen if he started rifling more.off yourself brainlet pilpuler
>wake up, g2 lost, choko lost againHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHA
>>1537412>why doesn't he use it more? that's a good questionˈrē-ˌtärda person affected with intellectual disabilitya foolish or stupid person(You)
who among the current t1 pros do you think actually browses this general, or has the highest chance to?
>>1537421blud slept 24 hours :skull: :skull: :skull:
>>1537417Great reply! The heavily pronounced nature of those traits IS unique and it's not good or bad it just depends on the context! You made a powerful statement which I think is worth quite a lot of money.
>>1537424
>>1537429>t1 pros>brings up th*rin out of nowherebuy an ad faggot
>>1537431among us
>>1537425nah I was just busy and didn't get time to check the results
>>1537424ropz
>>1537434thats not what you said
>>1537425Didn't I tell you to get out already?
>>1537424broky probably
>>1537437how? I was busy and didn't check before bed
>>1537424jame
>>1537424JKS is the anti Australian poster.
>>1537424elige, he's a /g/. linux chud too
>>1537451based
>>1537443jame is a /d/ and /trash/ regular
>>1537451nah there's no way, he gets triggered at the slightest thing
>>1537454He released a video about using GNU/Linux
magixx said in an interview he regularly visits /a/, /lgbt/ and /mlp/, but not /vm/
>>1537450kek basedwhich t1 pro is an iToddler, that's the big question
>>1537455thats a meme, he did tweet about linux though
>>1537458https://x.com/EliGE/status/1792949915674349904
>>1537455oh wait really, that's kinda cool. still I doubt he actually browses 4chins tho cause like I said I think he's too sensitive.
>>1537460>he's too sensitivestfu faggot
>>1537461lol why so mad? what I said is true he gives off that energy
>>1537428why are you talking like a fag? the point is you need unique leadership for a team comprised of 5 americans
>>1537461mad cuz floppy isn't ugly and bald?
>>1537462no i don't give off that energy, stfu
>>1537465floppy going back to flopping burgers
>>1537461imagine being an elige fan kek. u gotta be braindead and pathetic
>>1537469imagine being an elige hater. u gotta be miserable and a genetic failure
>>1537463a tard rangler basically, as shown itt
>>1537463sounds like a problem
>>1537424timbermen
>donk wasn't even born when NEO won his first CS Major in 1.6damn time flies
>>1537471c9 had no wrangler though
>>1537474the rizzler's and harambe's life only had 39 days of overlap
>>1537470>stan logic: if u don't dicksuck him ur a haterI'm not a hater, I'm just not a braindead fan like u
>>1537473>t1that ugly dysgenic freak stack isn't even t3
I failed every fucking prediction for the playoffs except FaZe making it to the final and winning
>>1537466ok elige keep up that bald energy
>>1537473didn't they lose to a Main team on LAN? kwab
>>1537475he was behind them in boston
>>1537483coach is a fake role
>ropz is gonna need to keep going nuclear against a donk that's not even trying to hide his toggles anymore>broky is gonna need to keep sh0ro in his pocket >karrigan is gonna have to call the game of his life>rain is gonna have to put up a vintage performance>frozen is gonna have to remember he's actually goodFuck me I don't see a universe in which Faze wins this
>>1537459What's the best Linux for CS2? i read the game runs terrible on it from a few people on the internet so i didn't wanna bother since the game was already bad enoughmaybe i should ask Elige directly
>>1537489Any release really?I have had no real issues with CS2 on EndeavourOS outside hardware issues.
>>1537489CachyOS is technically the best performing Linux distro for games but I don't think inexperienced users should try it, use Bazzite instead if you want to game.
>>1537484he was less of a coach and more of a tard rangler, I can tell you're american
>>1537481how's the loser energy going on for you?
>>1537493i can tell you're brown, probably a smelly indian like that fat fucking fraud retard
>>1537497i was watching gstew last night and he sounded almost as incoherent as you
>>1537498ok raperat dungeater
Lots of negativity itt todayDid Faze ruin people's bets?
Gaben will go on stage after the showmatch and announce the final is bo5
gabe doesn't give a fuck about cs and is diving in new zealand off his yacht fleet
>>1537502Yes. And everyone in the crowd will receive the Half Life 3 beta
>>1537494lmao how are you this triggered? all I did was make a very reasonable observation about elige and you're out here fighting in the trenches like you got personally insulted. do you love elige so much that you're willing to be that pitiful? like just let it got bruh it's over
i hope he announces CS2 EoS in 2025
Timberchads currently btfoing boss who are throwing I think
damn the F1 guy is mogging his teammates hard
>>1537514ez for donk of dota
>>1537514Imagine if they got Kennys, showmatch would have 10m viewers from China alone
>>1537519how come they didn't? I saw an article about him in China on HLTV today
>>1537519i bet they actually do something kino like swapping a player mid match
>>1537522>"What I have matured in the past six, seven months is ten times what I had gained my entire life. China gave me a purpose, and I gave myself a purpose by finally accepting who I was and what I wanted to do and become as a person."what the fuck is this propaganda kek
>>1537538uh oh stinky
>>1537514Why'd Yatoro get brought along? He's popular in China? I also have no idea why JACKZ and Zeus are here.
>>1537545He's a Dota god and his idol is a Chinese playerA few days ago he streamed from a Chinese pro's house, I think they like him a lot
Is spirit a /cs2g/ approved team?
>>1537560Nope
>>1537560Yea
>>1537559His bromance with Ame's funny. Just rare to see pros from other games participate in showmatches.
>>1537408Yeah, sh1ro is okay, i hate his playstyle but he is a skilled player that knows his limitations and that's fine. He also publically apologized to the C9 guys for bailing on them like a bitch, you don't see that kind of sincerity often in CS.
I watched almost no games this Major, do you have an idea who will the crowd support based on previous matches?
>>1537570probably pretty split
Shit is not looking good for fazesissies...uh-oh!
alright bros, headed to bed, excited to watch spirit win tomorrow and donk get #1, hopefully magixx/zontix show upalso lol at every pundit picking wrong
steel just qualified for ESL challenger, the main character of NACS
I may have finally found a niche use for that retarded revolver; it's accurate when crouching on ladders. Like notably more accurate than any other gun.Abusing it for annoying off-angles on train when ecoing has actually worked out.
donk exposed in 3.5 hours
>snax grenaded out hunter in an ancient CT match after hunter kills 2 T pusherswait when was this kek
I only care about the showmatch if it has a new map.
>>1537646They will play on train
>Be bored watching the standard showmatch where everyone just tryhards>Realise the duo casting it is for sure not casting the finalLads, we are back
>Behind kennyS' efforts to build the Chinese Katowice>The French CS icon recently moved to Shanghai, where he wants to help bring key changes to the country's scene with the help of a local multimillionaire.
>this showmatch is a real lemonpartylaunders wtf
>>1537660BING CHILLING
if this is how PGL tournaments are going to be in 2025 the other operators will have to step up their game big time. Can definitely notice the level of quality in terms of content and just how everything is structured together. Wouldn't be surprised if RL played a part seeing as he's doing the hosting for PGL next year, even the choice of desk graphics actually made sense instead of just throwing numbers at you t. RL glazer
>>1537560Z
that mascot perpetually busting it down in the background makes it hard to focus on anything
Gaules crew found a chinese girl that loves g2 and they made a video call with malbs and she literally started crying It was cutie and cringe
>Jazz before the major finalOk, I can get behind that
this is actually pretty soothing
absolute cinema
Good moooooorning everyone, who are we all picking to win this?>t. Just finished waiting for 900sec
Based!
GuMo rooting for ropz et al :)
NOOOOOOO THIS SOOTHING JAZZ IS GOING TO STOP SPIRIT FROM CHOKING THEY'RE GOING TO BE TOO RELAXED STOPPU STOPPU KUDASAIIIII
>4am>still hasn’t started>smooth jazz making me even more sleepy>now 15 minutes of banks being poorly translated by a plastic surgery chink whoreYeah I’m not gonna make it bros
>>1537708FaZe, against all odds.
What y'all drinking?
>>1536750Good morning sirs
>>1537715do twenty jumping jacks, anon
>>1537717pepsi
>>1537717tfw realize you're posting with ohne viewers, a diet coke and water btw
>>1537708It's always FaZe, they let me down all the time but I keep comin back
goffee :DD
>>1537717>picrelhow do you stand listening to that retarded faggot?And no, I'm not talking about Banks this time
should we bake a match thread
>>1537721Ohne is based and literally our guy
E N T E R
>>1537717Coffee + club matet. Caffeinemaximus
>>1537726He's a algorithm riding nontent faggot
>>1537717Eggnog
Disgusting trannoid
Magixx looks likes an expecting mother
i don't even hate scrawny but he does NOT have the right voice for that kind of voice-over
>>1537726one of the dumbest least funny and most boring personalities this game ever brought up
>>1537729He's our man of the people
I just noticed this major has a trophy made out of metal, when was the last time we had that?
>>1537738iem rio
>>1537738WHAT exactly is wrong with a 3d printed trophy that cost just 300k to design?? Answer me chud?
damn, they love donk
>>1537717cawfee
im a faze guy but donk is bretty cute :3
>>1537742Obviously, Siberians are at least 50% ethnically Han Chinese.
>>1537744donk is my wife
hally *crickets*even neo got SOME cheers, kek
>>1537418well his rifle rating is higher than ZywOo so unfortunately you are wrong.>b-but it would drop because... it just would ok!see below.>>1537423I accept your concession.
>>1537744>t. the chinese crowd
I swear to fucking god Zontixx it's the fucking major final please do not give another wet blanket interview
>>1537747he's not really known they probably thought banks was just screaming into the mic again
[picture of Banks screaming]
mr. cool B)
i thought the crowd would be 100% for spirit because they are russians
>>1537459based>>1537489>i read the game runs terrible on it from a few people on the internetthis has been true for me though, much worse performance than csgocs2 is the only reason I still boot up windows
>Banned Vertigo>Banned Anubisbased
GET IT OVER WITH GO
>dust2 deciderKarrigan is feeling confident
i want faze to win but both scenarios are great for the history of the game, either>the boomers who had a mini era and came back to form at the beginning of cs2 but have struggled since grab another trophy >rookie grabs major mvp, hltv #1, and a major trophy in his first year of t1 cs and chopper who said he's not quitting until he gets a major gets his major
>dust 2 decideruhhh what? why did they let that through?
>dust 2 deciderwere so back bros
HERE WE GO NIGGAS
SPUNJ AND MACHINE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
>no anubissadness
>>1537760Isn't that guaranteed Spirit win?
>spunj and machinethank fucking god
classic pgl production
>>1537760>>1537761>he thinks Karrigan is going to need a third map
No vertigo this entire playoffsMy dream has been realized
>tech pause after round 1 lossToggle bros we're eating good today
>>1537771Sounds more like a nightmare than a dream
do you think donk has ever worn a skirt
>blow me no handsBased based based
>>1537774You will watch 5 nuke matches and you will love every second of it
>>1537776I think he's worn a dress
>tech pauses in both of the latest sp0r0t games but hardly in any of the other games
uh oh bros
donk diff already
>>1537777
>>1537781Also blatant walls + aimlock in all their matches
joever...
>>1537776in my fantasies he does..
Did you know? The reason you don't hear any Chinese caster echo in the arena is because in China we prefer to watch the game with only in game sound and no distractions.
>>1537776> do you think donk has ever worn a skirtOnly for Kyosuke
I really wish it were G2 here so that Niko could take a fat shit on donk, but oh well...LET'S GO FAZE
bro, how hard is it to fix desynced audio?pgl, ffs
>>1537773to they just toggled I seeword.exe on full display
>>1537803I think xhe's beautiful
>>1537803He really is quite a specimen. He skin is literally pink.
THAT'S IT BROKY MY SON
fucking npc chinks need to scream
Thank you China and broky.
if there are any crazy highlights with this delayed audio, those plays will be ruined forever
>>1537803rent free
CHEATING CROWDCHEATING CROWDCHEATING CROWD
The retard has turned onfuck their shit up, broky
Don't go outside, it's Raining.
we are back
LET'S FUCKING GO, RAIN WOKE UP IT'S OVER FOR THEMIT'S OVER
people keep getting mad at me when I call sh1ro a choker, but what do you call that?
>>1537822https://youtu.be/6nLfSN2u5gg
>only 300k viewersIt's over, isn't it?
Kek that chopper aimlock on heaven
>>1537829700k
>Rain
Human pig hybrid freak
Why does the camera at times pan to some 50-year old blonde office worker lady?
That rainuke masterclass on the final.
>>1537829>>1537831>not chilling with the <100k fans at boomer central
>>1537806Its spirit watching them is like watching someone with 25k rating and less than 100 hours played in MMThe only question remaining is whether there will be spinning or just aims + walls
>>1537831Not even 1 millionValorant major had more viewers
>>1537838dead game desu ne...
>>1537835and it isn't even CT side yet
>>1537838china was a mistake
>>1537836I always assumed YouTube is where the Gupreets and Muhammeds watches because their dictator blocked twitch
>>1537843i watch through there because watch together on discord.
>>1537844Its okay I uses to watch through YouTube until they blocked chat. Being able to spam bot emojis and VAC is very important to me
>>1537843one thing good about youtube is that you can just rewind whenever if you missed something or want to rewatch something
>>1537843In my experience youtube also works better on mobile
The fat fuck is on hut every single round how do you not know this by now
You took control of the cross, no need to FUCKING DIE AFTER>>1537838>MUH 6 MILLION VIEWERS!Where is their thread? how many of them only watch for the precious twitch drops? why only the Riot official events get views? how are the views for the community made tournaments?
>>1537843I think it's just us old people who can't handle the twitch adhd cancerI just want to watch the game. Preferably with the option to playback while live
Spirit going blatant as fuck, at least try to hide the aim locks
kek wtf broky
What are the implications of allowing Donk to see through smokes? Is this good for the game?
Kek, broky...
>it's another broky peeks donk and gets deleted episode
it was a nice and surprising ride but donk is not losing this one
>>1537854Having walls + radar is a minimum requirements for getting that HLTV #1 spot
>final only game of the day>still not bo5why
>>1537854But think of all the viral clips
Maybe frozen will join the server on ct side
that was like, the fastest Nuke first half I've seen recently, i feel like i just blinked and it's done
BROKY YOU FUCKING RETard
>>1537860because the one to two maps first wins the bo5 99% of the timethere, bo5:s are now forever ruined for you and you can join the rest of us in considering them a waste of time
Has rain always been a left hander or is this recent?
ay dios mio
beautiful
nice pistol, damn
dooooooooonk
i fucking love that little nigger like so much
Faze should call in a tech pause of their own and show Spirit how you win 9 finals in a row
>>1537867Always. It just wasn't and option in cs2 until recently
I will need a chart of how many duels broky lost to donk, I will need it
>>1537865kys srsly
is donk cheating?
>>1537721>>1537729>>1537736it was very strange after going off the game for a couple of years to come back to this fucking moron being the most popular streamer.
ITS OVERITS OVEEEEER
>magixx is 20-6
Map 3 should be a cage fight between Rain and Magixx
>>1537877No he is just ready for every fight and off angle and has the game sense good enough to see through smokes. Lots of hours in the game (unlike other pros)
>>1537876yeah, learning that bo5s are just bo3s with makeup tends to make people angry =)
>4 pistols and 1 m4is this a common strat?
>>1537886oh and I'm trans btw if that matters =)
I don't understand why people rate frozen so highly
>>1537877Not anymore. He has a VAC ban on record from when he was a 16 year old messing around but he has promised he bettered his ways
>>1537879olof is chill, everyone in na sucks desu
>ropz disappears after godmode all playoffs Can’t out cheat a Russian haha
>>1537889I'm not surprised prefering convoluted things like bo5s or being trans are linked
>>1537888hero rifle strat is old as time
>>1537888They gave it to Rain because he plays outside where pistols and SMGs aren't very effective. The way he was playing it looked like they were also relying on him to get an opener, which he did.
yeah okay we got the joke, everyone is cheating, you can stop now
>>1537897magixx 100% masturbates to loli hentai btw
>>1536258>they're rolling overso fucking boring, gg Spirit
Frozen has 3 kills
>>1537900It was destined to happen
My nigga frozen, wake up...
>>1537891B-but that was only a year ago anon….
>>1537897Don't careWe're in the server now. It's all about the game, not the trannies on one of the teams
HvH mayor when?
>>1537897have you ever met a russian online? this is possibly the most representative sample
rets go faze cran rets go faze cran
>>1537906Ropz toggle any second now to drag this to OT
holy activation
>>1537902G2 vs Spirit kino was destined to happened and this fat faggot karrigan's dark magic ruined it
>>1537906Simple vs donk in Austin
if Faze win this I'll order a chinky for dinner
>>1537911Chok0 was also destined to happen
>>1537910he toggled in this game and the mouz gamedidn't need to vs lulquid
>>1537915yeah in the grand final (again)
Faze specializes at peaking in semisThey're experts at losing grand finals
G2 would roll over Spirit like they always doYou did this to yourself
LET'S GO FORSEN
yay, frozen woke up!
Ropz where did you go.
>>15379204:3 mode: on
>>15379215 kills! finally!!
it's so fucking over
do people ever buy shotguns?t. play and watch rarely
Ropz....
why is broky like this
ropz you fucking faggot
>>1537919i'd rather have the gremlin and the lesbian win than ch0k0
awp on top of hut?
>top hut with an AWPfucking what
Faze is still warming up, right???
broky????
>>1537897yeah, I've rated chudpper ever since he dabbed on NIP
1hour long final incoming lol
>>1537931What about Magixx?
>>1537927eh sometimes, it's not like crazy to see when it happens
botky...
>>1537927nova rarely (it competes with deagle and mac10/mp9), mostly on ctautoshotty even more rarely and almost exclusively on ct
his is definitely joever
>chopper will win a major
broky.. my boy...
>rain and karrigan have to clutch because their star riflers are shitting the bed during major finals
fucking hell man
>>1537938the afformentioned lesbian...
>>1537943imagine chopper coming back to his hotel room after the post victory afterparty to find donk sprawled out on his bed cosplaying her
karrigan??? how?????
This shit is so obviously going to OT
>>1537949hnnnnghh
>>1537951
>>1537951>>1537951I AM RETARDED
WHHHHATTT
>>1537951KWAB
holy shit kick broky right fucking now
I swear to god, you rush A with tec-9 against FaZe on Nuke and you win. Fucking hell man.
faze lost to multiple weak forcebuys
>>1537951lol
need a cute donk bf NOW
Faze loses their map pick <-- you are hereFaze stomps opponents map pickFaze comes back into triple OT to win the game
broky missed this
Broky single-handedly lost Faze at least 3 crucial rounds at the end there. It genuinely looks like he's throwing, this goes beyond his typical retarded plays.
>>1537963Do you even believe this yourself?
A bit disappointing first map for FazeThey really need to kick the young trio into gearNo idea how magixx just went from worst to best Spirit player. Maybe Karrigan should feed his team whatever Spirit gave him
>>1537963>faze stomps>donk on ancientanon, I...
it's okay, spirit sucks on ancient
>el russian goblino creatura 25-10God faze pisses me off how they let shit like that happen so regularly
>>1537963my nyggard, I also want Faze to win, but even if they manage to win Ancient they're going to get raped on Dust2
>>1537971ancient is spirit main map
>>1537969>Maybe Karrigan should feed his team whatever Spirit gave himidk if estrogen pills are really that great for performance
Will kyosuke even get a spot? Will Spirit sell him to C9 or VP?
faze really robbed us of one of the greatest matchups of all time just to do this
just wait for life game tweaking karrigan map2
why was broky with awp on hut?
>>1537971anon... they picked Ancient
Faze win this 2-0.
>frozen botfrag, below karriganthis dude...
>>1537976Magixx is doing his best to keep Kyosuke away from the main team for another year.
>>1537977checked, but it's tradition for ch0ko to do the ch0ko in major playoffs, nothing faze could do since the condition is terminal
how long do we have before the next map starts? do I have time to make a cup of coffee?
why does it feel like g2 would've own this?
Yeah it should have been G2 vs NAVI
>>1537986i already made mine why are you stalling
>>1537986yesI'm doing the same, coffee gang represent
>>1537987because they've continually raped spirit over and over in the past?
>>1537977i'd rather have a disappointing one-sided stomp final from sp0r0t than have n0k0 lose a map in overtime and win in overtime twice in a final
>>1537987>reddit frog supports reddit team
>>1537982anon, i...
>haven't gambled at all this majorFeels like it's time to put my money where my balls are
>>1537977heroic robbed us of a great final
ìs donkie winning the hltv thing?
>>1537983twistzz won
Magixx has to win the most blatant toggle of the year award
>>1537991yea like just they did with fazelol
>>1537999You missed Donk's performance yesterday?
I can't keep up bros, I'm falling asleep
This is autism
>>1538004Go for a walk
>>1537999this
>>1537988this would've been the year's two best playing for team of the yearthe kino that could've been...
>all events this year have BO5 finals>all of sudden major final is BO3??
>>1538009valve is retarded and stubbornchanged game to mr12 so now finals take less than 2 hours
Karrigan will lose a second major final in a row
i just woke updid i miss anything? do i go back to sleep? worth starting up the stream?
>>1538009why'd you attach your selfie? major finals were always bo3s, this your first one?
>>1538009Valve still thinks the target audience for majors are casuals who lack the attention span for 5 possible maps
>>1537995KOM NU
>>1538012FaZe are getting raped, ropz and broky disappeared, it's over
>a team of femboys could win a majorthe state of CS2
>>1538011They really are the new NIP.
>>1538010>changed game to mr12 so now finals take less than 2 hoursbut whyyyyyyyyy oh why, why are they insisting on brining this number downdid they do some research that says normies attention span for one event is max 2 hours or something?
>>1538009>t. never watched majors beforevalve looked at bo5s, concluded they virtually always result in the team winning two maps first winning the whole thing, with 1-3 pointless filler maps played before the end. Majors have always been bo3.
What are the odds some Uyghur is going to acid attack Tranixx?
>>1538013nta but b03 finals make 0 sense for mr12
KARRIGAN CRYING ON MAIN STAGE T MINUS 1 HOUR
>>1538019because valorant is mr12
>>1538019american football games are over 3 hours
MR12 is nice for playing at home but on a professional level it clearly gives too little space for a comeback
calling it now: frozen locks in and makes up for the first map
>>1538026is the economy still unchanged from MR15?
>>1538025don't americans know they can drink beer while also watching cs games too? i do it. great fun!
>>1538026Agreed, if you win 7-5 and then pistol round after the split, that's virtually guaranteed for double digits. Three more rounds and that's it.
>>1538029of course it is thats why sometimes you see Ts just win a round despite losing 6 and CT have to eco for 3 rounds in a row
>>1538025we love american football here
>>1538026>>1538033I wouldn't mind pro games being mr15Or maybe a compromise to mr14
ropz toggle
DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK
not even 900k viewers ahahahhahahah jajaja
>>1538029Yes, lol. CT has to rely on constant MP9 abuse in order to stand a chance
*ENTERS*
>>1538037that mousepad is a cheeky shoop...right anon?
>>1538040nobody cares
>>1538037don't worry, no one with a tranime mousepad has ever won a major
HE DEFINITELY LOCKED INHAHAHAHA
>>1537995my eth deposit took too long so i got worse odds
>>1538040dota 2 has its grand finals too right now and doesnt even have 40k on twitch lmao you dont know how good you have it
>>1538034>>1538041thought sosurely valve tweak it when they -vertigo
>>1538025fuck thanks for reminding me the Bills are playing the Loins later today
>>1538048NiceStill >3x
>>1538050they had plenty of fucking time to tweak it, its not happening
>>1538051Whiteboy Josh finna be clapped
GET DONKED GET DONKED GET DONKED
>>1538037>Russians call Ukrainians pigs>meanwhile there are obese Russians with bright pink skin and upturned noses
>looked away>still hitVAC??
>>1538034At this point of you win a CT round with just 1 CT remaining its a de facto loss
>>1537717coffee
>>1538055my Joshie will bootyblast them, just you wait
faze has already won gg wp sad
if you laughed at the porsche you should apologize NOW
wtf is this lifegame from the tranny? what did they give xer?
LET'S GO FAZE CLAN>LET'S GO FAZE CLANLET'S GO FAZE CLAN>LET'S GO FAZE CLAN
TEAM SPIRIT TIMEOUT PUT DOWN WAGERS - WHOS GONNA TOGGLE- WHAT CHEATS
I've seen enough. Donk is just too good and magixx is lifegaming. There is no path to victory. I'm sorry.
>>1538065finna boutta get another one
>>1537843youtube is miles better than twitch
You see how Faze is 4-1 and has to run TWO SMGs?Thats what i fucking mean
>>1538062comfy
>>1538069Are you still on map1?
Please God.
>>1538069Did you just see Botky whiff a sitter on Donk?
>>1538068chopperspinbot
FAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UP
>>1538079Seems like he got a full 360° fov aimbot
nice stat pad dumb faze player
they keep losing to cheap forcebuys lmaodeserved loss
i don't think donk is cheating HOWEVER if it was economically viable and were able to use the cheat at events it would be the exact same shit as donk's gameplay lol, a soft triggerbot where the 3rd bullet goes for the head. He's obviously incredibly gifted but a cheat like that would help you squeeze out those extra few percentage points and send karrigan to the retirement home
why doesn't faze have money when they've won almost every round?
TAKE MY ENERGY KARRIGAN SAMA
>ropsfucking fraud
>>1538081you mean kinda like... a spinbot?
>>1538086Almost everyone died every round
>>1538086they can't win cleanly
>>1538086they kept flubbing easy closing kills and dying to pistols
>cheaters vs cheaters grand finalshow the fuck did we sink so low?
FaZe Up!
I have seen a thousand futures. A billion different possibilities yet one constant outcome. Nefarious forces guiding the aims of those enhanced by estrogen meddling with what was foretold. It is inevitable. A force of nature. A cheat to delete all walls
>>1538086The meta is really T sided right now. Terrible CT mollies makes T ecos a lot stronger, which lets Ts do significant economy damage even on poor buys. CTs are basically playing constant catchup.Nuke is currently the only CT sided map in the pool right now at 55% CT winrate
anime will win
I hate when this thread gets infected by the twitch crowdFuck off with your spammy copypastas and cheating allegations
>>1538084the likelyhood of donk cheating is higher than flusha he's the definition of all aim no brain, while all of flusha's former team mates remark on how smart he is as a player and would predict what's going to happen in a round at the start of it
JL should just be a full time streamer
can I have one "mantles up" please Mr. Machine?
Sh1ro getting carried doing absolutely nothing
I hate when this thread gets infected by the twitch crowd kekw Fuck off with your spammy copypastas and cheating allegations kappa
Rain the Boomer, he's the Zoomer Doomer
>>1538099>twitch crowd/csgog/ has always been full of cheating allegations during tournies
Will Mr Cool win MVP or will it go to donk despite losing the major?
i'm pretty sleepy.... damn. i should probably sleep, last time i did yesterday FaZe won.
RAIN MY FUARKING HERO I LOVE YOU
>>1538107it probably has to go to donk no matter what happens
>>1538101on the contrary, he should totally quit youtube, streaming and playing random shit like valorant until they win another tournament at least
>>1538099>demented boomer wants to snooze off and watch a blatant HvH cheatfest while losing all his wagers
>lose your map first>win the series anywayThis will be another Karrigan classic
>>1538107they usually give it to winners unless its Zywoo then they give him his mickey mouse MVP despite a loss
donk """disconnected""" during the mouz game too, didn't he?interesting
>donk togglingso obvious
dead weight
>>1538040>4 am on America>on a game Americans never qualify for finals
rain finally has notes huh? interesting
>>1538116>there's no way we're keeping this trophy if this fatfuck keeps doing it blatantly
>>1538118>>1538119>thinking tourney cheats would work like mm cheats
>>1538116*cricket noises*
>>1538103not really a map to tside awp on, but yeah he hasn't done much on this map so far
>>1538116unironically cinema
BROKY'S OFF HIS MEDS
NEVER DOUBT MY FAVORITE SCHIZO
my goat
Broky
RETS GO FAZE CRAN
BROKY UNMEDICATED
the russian mind does not handle prolonged pressure wellt. russia pro
damn broky
>>1538116It looks like he's finally getting his acne under control, good for him. He used to be pretty rough to look at. I'm so glad I never had to deal with this cystic acne as a teenager.
Was it really the letter that unleashed him or is it the new criminal haircut?
how is shiro so fucking bad?
>Karrigan on the P250 for the pistol roundwtf?
>frozen not only throwing but literally shooting his teammates in the back
nt ropz
KARRIGAN WHY TF ARE YOU LUSHING DONUT YOU FAT FUCKING RETARD
they really just don't deserve to win, so many mistakes man
>>1538138i don't fucking know man
This is the biggest toggle since Kjaerbye
>>1538136Me too that shit was fucking brutal. Worst thing was people telling those pizza faces they should wash their faces more often and use clean pillowcase as if they weren't on 5 different cremes and a clean pillowcase per day while people without acne could do whatever they wanted
>>1538143it's a "confidence play"they backfire regularly but I guess they work +50% of times still
>it's ropz, he's gonna walk the smoke100% what was going through his mind
another ropz stat pad round where he's useless in the clutch
>magixx top fraggingCheck his PC right now
>>1538150>Implying he didn't see some dot moving closer to him on radar
>shiro and zontix leftlmao
>>1538153he doesnt lose that clutch if he has radar
ropz is ropzing again, LET'S FUCKING GO
ROPZ I'M GONNA CRY
that was pretty kool
of course he's the last guy kek
every team should be required to have their fattest player play donut on Ancient
>>1538160He's pure awp'er isn't he?
brutal missed molly by ropz, glad that didn't cost them
FAZE is going to give me a fucking heart attack.
>>1538162He's a pure pussy unlike broky
shiro just fucking panicked and dropped his gun mid-fight lmao>>1538134 was right
Donk do be lowkey look like karl pilkington
>>1538161this guy right here needs to do the cs booking from now on
>>1538161I would say top kek, but they would eat them
Realistically, FaZe winning this will 100% break these russian faggots. Blasting through the tournament filled with confidence, winning the first map then losing in your pick? No way a newbie team like this doesn't break.
>>1538164that was intentional
ropz is too blatant lmao
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ROPZ WOKE UPFROZEN WOKE UPRAIN WOKE UPBROKY OFF HIS MEDSKARRIGAN
We are seeing a cheat subscription expire in real time
God I love this scriptIt just doesn't get more kino than a Faze playoffs run
>>1538174>:(
3-12 bomb from d0nk on dust 2 incoming
please just close it out real easy like
>>1538136I didn't have any acne until I was 20, it pretty much ruined my early 20s :')
FaZe UPFaZe UPFaZe UP
>>1538028>>1538047
>>1537963Faze loses their map pickFaze stomps opponents map pick <-- you are hereFaze comes back into triple OT to win the game
>magixx taking the traditional Russian way out
lol, nice magix
ACK
FUCKING CINEMAsuch a shame it's just a BO3
that spraym hahahahahha
lolfair enough, magixx
kek based magixx
fat zigger tranny ACKing by the end
Holy shit spirit is broken. Live suicide. It's joever.
HAHAHAHAGA ZIGGER CLASSIC
Zisters...
>>1538177Chopper will be send to the western union to exchange rubles for dollars and send them over quickly
>>1538186lmfao, too real
KWAB
She said she loves you
>>1538186>>1538193>>1538195>>1538196lmaoooo Ztrnoos on suicide watch
>donk
>>1538045>nobody caresI know
>i-i-i-i-it's o-over, it's S-S-Spirit on ancient>S-S-Spirit's b-b-best mapNigger, shut the fuck up. FaZe magic.
>ziggers humiliated by an estonian and latvianNAFO sisters we eating good
>>1538195dude, please. this isn't /k/ or /pol/still funny tho
>>1538202lmao
Fazebros... don't get too cocky. Ancient looked easy but 5 Russians on Dust2 is another beast entirely. I'm unironically scared for this last map.
dead game
>Ztrnoos
Kherson all over again
>>1538049dota 2 is exclusively played by russians right now so that's not a surprise
>not even 800k viewers>major finalIs cs dying?Valo have more viewers than us these days
I apologize, I doubted Faze Clan. Win this fucking d2 and you will be /elite/.
Frozen owned donk on mid
>>1538202is this a product of food conservatives, race mixing, nigger music, jewish propaganda or inbreeding?
>>1538200Why do they sound say it in such a weird way?
>>1538209Haven't played CS since 2017 but I watch every major
>>1538213valo just like league is 90% chinks because riot is chink owned so they shill it heavily there, nobody plays that shit in first world countries
>>1538213idk bro, i still like watching and playing cs2 more than valo so that doesn't really change anything for me.
viewertrannies are so tedious man
>>1538213And their thread is doing great, right?
>>1538216it's russian propaganda
>>1538219Valo and League are very popular in Brazil, EU, NA, Japan, Korea, Vietnam. Literally the only countries where they are not popular are subhuman ex-USSR shithole countries where only CS prevails LMAObudget esport only played by commie slavshits
>>1538202twink = donkburger flag jacket = magixxfat fuck with mullet = chopperwatermelon head = sh1rored pants = zontixxblack beanie in the back = hally
>kino major finals>/pol/xisters can't shut the fuck up about politics instead
If sh1ro doesn't bounce back after this, it's fucking joever. It's Dust2, they need him.
>>1538028 >>1538047
wtf 3rd map is train
>>1538213>add drops>3mil+ viewers easilyvalve pls
>>1538224i dont know anyone who plays valo and I'm from denmark, also>brazil. vietnam first worldspotted the brown migrant
>>1538213This final has virtually no North or South American viewership. I live in New York and I woke up at 4 AM to watch this shit. It's currently 6:20 on a Sunday.
>>1538224coolgo post to those threads then
what is YNK yapping about?
>>1538232USA, south korea and japan are more first world than your muzzie shithole, mohammad
>>1538224>valo>eulmao, we don't give a shit about valorant
>>1538235sh1ro being a pussy? He's right you know.
>>1538224>Valo and League are very popular in Brazil, EU, NA, Japan, Korea, Vietnam.Maybe it's because I'm old, but I haven't seen a single sign that valorant is popular in EUPeople might be playing it, but there isn't a crowd scene for it
>>1538235listen up lil nigga and you might learn something
>this lineup for a showmatch has more soul than either team in the grand finalsEvery team needs a personality like Pascha that just makes you want to see them winHow do I get the hat Zeus is wearing?
>>1538234>"only chinks play Valo and League!!!">gets proven otherwise>"g-go away!!"
>>1538236giving internet to you favela niggers was the greatest mistake white people ever made
>>1538213>>1538233Pretty much this, too early for wagies and no teams to watch, I missed like the whole major and it took some effort to wake up for the finals
>>1538238>>1538240yeah you guys might be right. I'm way too sleepy listening in to these guys right now...
>kino grand final>/cs2/ trannies can't stop talking about viewership, politics, and valorantthis is why you sat alone at lunch
>>1538242that was my first post in this threadI don't know what imaginary fights you have going on in your head
>>1538239because it's not, i dont know anyone who plays that shit, it's a turd worlder game because it's free. I guess faggot Americans play it too
>>1538246blud in christ no one is playing rn
>>1538241>proven cheater s1mple>soul
>>1538239it's more popular in Spain, France, UK, Greece, Turkey, Netherlands, Belgium and Italy
>>1538248>it's a turd worlder game because it's freeBut so is cs.... still pisses me off they went f2p
>>1538241Zeus and Pasha are soul giants but FaZe still has soul.
>>1538248Valorant is very third world friendly because it has very good optimization. You can run it on a 2020 gaming laptop on very high fps despite still looking good.
I have a confession to makeI liked Fortnite Ballistic
>valulrantsomething's going on all the time but no one knows what's going oncrowd sounds like a golf game (with low attendance)>csfirst person chess game with lots of build-up and big pop-off moments, everyone understands what's happeningcrowd sounds like a packed local football game (european football)
>>1538243I'm american you improverished eurangutan
as a seanigger, i see lots of ppl play valo mainly because its where the casual gamers and way too many women are.
>>1538251Makes sense thenWhite and slav europeans watch csWops and mutt europeans watch valorant
>>1538252you can't play faceit or premier without buying premium, so it's not true f2p like valorant
>>1538252if CS didn't go f2p it would unironically be dead right nowlike, TF2 tier dead
>>1538252non-player spottedat least google what is premier before trying to bait againthe (You) is simply out of pity
>>1538213>these daysValo has had more views since it came out, remember Riot delivered open beta keys through big streamers on twitch, they also give drops on twitch, Valorant is the zoomer+chink+amerifat+egirl CS, it is more popular on america, it is more popular with on instagram and tiktok too.I will ask you, do you think being more popular on social media makes it a better game?
>>1538258clean my toilet you macaco migrant, you already exposed yourself by calling fucking brazil first world LMAO
There's a reason they don't talk about Dust 1
>>1538200i hate that commercial so much
>>1538227bro, Dust2 is where the worst AWPers in the scene earn their paychecks. Even afrooo on Fnatic looked competent on D2
history has been made
>>1538265>>1538028 >>1538028 >>1538028
>>1538266He's trying to deceive you. Latrinos call themselves Americans because in their poverty speech American means someone from the Americas
>>1538261>>1538263I only play premierI forgot you need that weird badge to play. My 20yo account has never had to pay
>>1538260>soulless, muzzie raped scandoids only play CS alongside third world slavshits>"y-yeah, we're the firstoid esport bro!!..."
>>1538262>if CS didn't go f2p it would unironically be dead right nowdoubt it kek
>>1538257I've basically needed post-game analysis to understand wtf was happening in a match whenever i watch valo esports. shit is just so cluttered and full of random colors when i look at it
>>1538270me on the right
>proposing at an ESPORT EVENTPleasee don't be like this guy
>>1538270>look away Boombl4 if you're watching at homekek based Ricardo
>>1538273>My 20yo account has never had to payYou almost certainly had to pay for CSGO
>>1538270Why is she already wearing a veil?
>>1538275CS was averaging like 100k players on steam and esport views were dropping like flies, COVID and f2p really saved it. this is the reason why Astralis majors only count half as much as the current ones
>>1538278>+1200 social credits to play a 10 second role on your day off
>>1538278Even if I somehow met my gf through CS and she was the biggest esports nerd ever (I'm single btw if any girls like this are in this thread) I still wouldn't propose to her like this.
>D2>All aim no brain Russians FaZe is going to need our energy.
>>1538280I don't remember, but I don't think soOnly paid for 1.6(half life) and source as far as I remember
>>1538266SWEDEN YES
>>1538278meh, if it's something they're both passionate about and/or brought them together, why not?
reminder that the literal face of valorant pro scene just quit the game because it's so boring to play and started streaming cs2
YOU FUCKTARDS HAVE GLOCKS JUST RUN IT
i swear faze are retarded for leaving open dust 2. they are never winning this.
why do this?
>>1538149this time it worked for karrigan
>>1538291valo is objectively the better esport because of bo5 finals
Can someone please explain to me the thought process behind Karrigan being the P250 raid boss on pistol rounds? Basically every other team gives the armor + pistol upgrade to their star player. Is he so bad that they feel they need to buff him to create a level playing field?
>first time back to back major finals have gone to map 3 since 2014/2015
>>1538270goodnow make lots of babies
>>1538279>look away Boombl4 if you're watching at homewhat happened?
>>1538298Glock is superior to P250
1538297no one cares about your copeno (You)s either
>>1538285faze needs to get donked on hardback to the r site ya twat
>>1538300>raising a baby in current chinese economylol
>>1538282but the only people playing f2p were cheating, may have made numbers go up but it didn't save the game
>>1538297>valo is objectively the better esport
>Russians rage toggling on Dust 2sovl...
>>1538298the fat retard unironically forces his team to make him look better
>>1538301god that looks cancerous
>tranny is mad that and has no arguments leftkek
>>1538304maybe you want to read the post properly before going through the effort of taking a screenshot
>>1538299I did not read the post properly and I apologize for my retardation.
>>1538304Based illiterate
>3 rounds in>ropz invisiblenot like this
cute
goatky
i can't believe how lucky those faze faggots are
>>1538317Those 4 laps could be my bed.
>>1538301some chigga proposed to his boywife like how Boombl4 infamously proposed to his ex after winning Stockholm
>>1538314I forgive you
BASED CROWD LOL
>chinese fan starts a "fuck you sh1ro" chant
>>1538317made for bwc
Faze you make my heart jump around like no other team
>>1538317Based PW sending in qts to trick chinamen to play CS
>fuck you sh1ro>fuck you sh1ro>fuck you sh1ro>fuck you sh1ro>fuck you sh1roChina is alright.
>>1538311what do you mean this is valorant the game that killed cs>>1538321what happened with boombl4s wife why an ex?
>>1538317>average Chinese cs player
>>1538317This is what awaits Karrigan in his hotel room after this win
>>1538317jks used those yesterday
kek based chinkies
kill yourselves chinks and europeons
ropzsisters..... this is not looking good
>donk toggles game 3>gets like 24-5>wins undeserved hltv rankingi already feel sick
I hate having D2 back in rotation
donk is just a cheatcode for 3 free rounds a map
>>1538329>what happened with boombl4s wife why an ex?she was a whore and did whore thingstried to destroy his life by claiming he was a drug addictopenly supported Pootin's 2 week special military operation while her husband was playing for a Ukrainian team
alright time to go sleep. looks like spirit will win anyways. good night faze boys.
>>1538337>wins undeserved hltv ranking>undeserved?
This is by far the worst mappool of all time jesus christD2 and Vertigo are absolutely dogshit, get rid of them and get Train and Overpass/Cache back ASAPAlso did Valve just buy out Tuscan just to never even include it in CS2?
>>1538338sameit's ALWAYS been a dogshit map
I need a gf who likes CS so badI'd settle for an asian at this point
>>1538337I mean, I hate the bullshit just like anyone but undeserved is not the right word.
>>1538342magixx's backpack
this loss is on karrigantf are you thinking playing D2 decider against spirit?
>>1538342>>1538346he's genuinely cheating
Lol you could see the screen instantly lock onto Rain when Donk swung
we need to address the sh1ro problem
ok, it's actually over
>>1538340>tried to destroy his life by claiming he was a drug addictoh yeah i saw a video about that actually
>>1538301>>1538329fucking hell what a meme gamevery similiar vibes to pic related
>>1538337zywoo has it in the bag though
broky's head is such a strange shape. He sort of looks like a baby.
>>1537514why are pro gamers so fucking ugly? literally only jackz is handsome
>Tom Bombadil>Femboy>Lesbian>Dude with perfect jawline and most prominent adam's appleSpirit is fucking wild
>>1538359>tom bombadilmore like gimli
>>1538291Who?Tenz?
>>1538358>literally only jackz is handsomeanon pasha is right there
ogre
it's so fucking over holy shit
>>15382131.1m on esportscharts rn
>>1538363pasha is a slav
>0-7Bond finally got his 911
>>1538366does that even measure chinese viewers? there were hundreds of thousands in the semis
>>1538366https://escharts.com/tournaments/valorant/valorant-champions-2024-valorantwe won, white boy
he cheats
Lol br00tal
im so fucking tired man
DONKED
>dust2 aim mapit's over for faze
GETDONKED
EU mix subhumans getting their meal served
Now imagine if Spirit loses and they give MVP to ropz. It's going to be the funniest thing ever.
>faze is still playing csgo and holding angles instead of just fucking peeking like mad all the timeget on with the program boomers
donk has more kills than the entire Faze clan side combined
karrigan CT masterclass coming guys, r-right?!
Just like my Premier games :)
>>1538186>>1538193>>1538195>>1538196>>1538201>>1538205>>1538211uhhh nafosisters? our response??
HOLD ANGLES=LOSEPEEK AND SWING=WIN
>you can stay in the bombsite on B D2 while the bomb explodes and you won't dieI hate valve so much
inb4 https://youtu.be/pH3sVzVE334?t=2642
>>1538387kek have you really been seething over this for the past half hour
>>1538389spunj you're supposed to be casting
FaZe still wins this tw
>karrigan starts entryingplease pull a Furia again, Faze
>>1538387Spirit posted on twitter condemning the war on the first day, literally the first day of the SMO.They also donated to ukraine.
>>1538394SPUNJ is the only based aussie in the world. I love me
>>1538381seek help
what a great call karrigan
Oh no, karrigan overthinking just like Boston...
this is over
lmao nice call
>>1538400cry more EU mix subhumanUSSR fellslavs lostUSA WON
>let's pick Dust2 in a major grand final against a pug team made up of top FPL playersSo this... is the genius of Karrigan
what a call
karrigan, truly the goat of calling
four major finals, three final maps karrigan lost by butchering calls
What the fuck were they thinking?
>>1538408>>1538407>>1538409>>1538410>>1538412are you doubting the 200 IQ cs genius?
>>1538412>le punish surprisekarrigan overcooked it
>mantle up
>>1538407>>1538412did you just hop out of a time machine? mirage is the #1 pug map
>>1538413
>>1538413yes I'm doubting fat fucking faggot hippos
>Faze has to fight tooth and nail for every T round >Spirit will probably win their first 3 in a row
What the fuck was karrigan thinking not banning D2? It's Spirit's best map past 3 months, FaZe's worst, and Mirage is one of their best. Was it another "heh they'll never expect it" retard move?
get 4 you FUCKS
>>1538421spirit is calm because these dead weights already know that it's either a 2+ kills from donk or the round is lost
faze already won you stupid faggots haahha FAZE UP FUCKING UKRAINE AND RUSSIA
>>1538413Currently? Yes.
my slovakian goat
>>1538427we've already made a comeback stfu
>>1538427Big mistake.
aura
>>1538412Was banning Anubis preferable to this?
Have we not learned? How many times does Faze have to do it?
pistol pistol pistol
>wins major in his rookie year>wins HLTV #1 in his rookie year>youngest player to win major>gifts chopper majorzywho? wh0mple? I only know of one GOAT
zont1x's aim on karrigan looks so much like aimbot, not even joking, it was so fucking weird.
Spirit have 8 so if they win the pistol (which they probably will because it's glocks on D2) they immediately win the game.boy I sure love MR12 thank you Valve
>>1538432cuute
Before it's over remember to check the changes brought by the female gameplay designer at Riot, such a empowered woman >>>/wsg/5758789
>>1538432slavs really lost the genetic lottery
>>1538432magix should win best female player of the year award
>>1538437If you remove context and show this to those overwatch streamers they would all convict
WHAT a performance from Karrigan, 30 camera glances, 12 pointing at his head after his teammates clutched a round, 5 stand ups out of his chair, 4 ear cuppings after winning against an eco, 2 staring contests with the camera and to top it all of 1 kill in the deciding map, GOAT.
>>1538436we've seen one-year-wonders beforegranted not to donk's level, but the goat title will need more than a single year
>>1538432Aura so strong he bends time and space around his his center of mass
>>1538444top 3 igls for sure
Guys I'm farting so much...My tummy has been very gassy lately. What do i do?
faze is so lucky it's not even funny
>>1538432Like an oompa loompa
Nobody properly rated donk's impact on pistol rounds
>>1538448you may have a big poop that you need to get out
ropz genuinely needs to kill himself after this
Niko would have won this.
>>1538454fuck off nigger let me play
>>1538455>Niko>major final>win
>>1538454how much?
SUMMONING FAZE MAGIC, WITH ALL MY MIGHT!!
>>1538455caspere knew this
I feel like I'm gonna throw up...
>>1538460If miracles exist now is about the time they should start occurring.
the new face of counter strike
>>1538454this but for karrigan
Sorry Fazebros, but donk wore his lucky panties today
Damn...I was afraid of the dust2 pick, but I didn't think it'd be this bad
ggspirit had to beat:>newly assembled team with the worst igl in t1 and the worst entry fragger in t1>serial stage chokers>retirement home faze
>>1538452I pooped between map 1 and 2
>>1538460magical credit card declined
This was my fault, fuck, I am so sorry guys
>>1538464I finally conceed. CS2 was a mistake and needs to be deleted.
they did well enough to make it to map 3, I accept it.
>>1538472tab back in ropz, you fucking retard
zywoo still deserves itt. hltv
im turning off
-NEO-karrigan (IGL)+karrigan (coach)+Twistzz (IGL)#FAZEUP2025
>>1538468I don't even like the rest of spirit but donk deserves it desu
faze magic
>>1538463uh, bros???
okay this is matchfixing
ZYWOO #1
PLEASE
Ropz finally woke up. It's over for spirit.
>>1538481cope
The script is in
>>1538461rare /tv/ meme
>>1538483God is a faze fan
yeah
>karrigannice site hold
place your bets will karrigan cry on stage at the end
ggs, just give up long control, classic karrigan call
>>1538479it is kinda bonkers to get your first major trophy, major mvp, and hltv #1 spot in your first year in t1
>>1538337called it
>>1538495probablythe guy actually cares
>>1538398>spirit lose>lmaooo ziggers ruzzia>spirit win>akshually they aren't russian and they actually hate russia ye
Fucking hate these cheating cunts.
>>1538497donk is a system baby, magixx showed that he can be just as good if not better than donk if they let him play normally, but instead spirit force him to sacrifice himself so donk can frag
>>1538495hopefully
>>1538444>after his teammates clutched a roundthings that never happened
these double awps are like rooks stuck in the corner for most of that round
faze comeback ez#FAZEUP
nice spray fatty
i still remember the 12-2 comeback versus liquid on mirage from earlier this yearFAZE UP
FaZe ot victory cmon baby
>Donk's bussy is wet, it's quivering, as he makes his way over to the B site>But Karrigan, he's sniffing, he smells that boystink, and he's growing harder with each whiff>OOOOH AND HERE COMES KARRIGAN! 1, 2, 3, ALL 4 INCHES DEEP INTO DONK!>AND IN THE NIGHTCLUB BATHROOM OF COUNTER STRIKE, THE BOY WONDER IS FORCED TO TAKE A MOUTHFUL FROM THE BEAR OF THE B BOMBSITE
>>1538508heavy arms = lower recoil
>>1538509that was lulquid thoughdoesn't really count
>>1538497he's the player who has embraced the fact that cs2 is a new game the most on the pro scene and is not burdened by past versions: just keep peeking and tapping headsI'm not even memeing, cs2 turned the peeking-meta upside down, it's more powerful than ever. In that sense being the entry might actually be a *star role* instead of being the sacrificial lamb like in csgo.
>sh1ro 10 kills on AWPer's playground mapjust imagined m0NESY on this team and teared up a little, they'd have an era
launders here, the script is 13-10 win for spiritscreencap this
>>1538511kek
>>1538511Kek.
>>1538501>there's only one poster on /cs2g/>and he's not shitposting but being seriousanon, I...
the chinese incel faze fan yelling near the crowd mic is making me laugh every time
>they doubted you're about to witness history
rets go faze cran
>>1538514trvke
>>1538516dont care didnt askgo be an indian on someone elses time
>tec9sFOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T FAIL THIS ONE
>>1538521the only way they win is if donk gets murdered irl
faze already came back LET'S FUCKING GO MY GOAT KARRIGAN
That's enough. Put them in the dirt.
>>1538526THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE CROWDI REPEAT, THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE CROWD
jesus ropz can you do ANYTHING this game?
OT already on my screen
>>1538524sir i was born in america not india
this is so fucking insaneimagine the pressure on that stage right now
>>1538530he heard you
>>1538530yes.
Spirit in shambles, amazing calls fat faggot chopper
uh oh
>>1538530they would have lost in quarter finals if not for him
>>1538530Seems he can.
Spirit are going to win this win another retarded tec9 rush aren't they
why the fuck is a grand final ft2
I BEG YOU
My old heart can't take this, oh God
Why didnt you beanlieve anon?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdYCdkhcgoA
>>1538541ft1 would be too short
>>1538515holy shitwhy didn't we get this?
>donk hero akhere we go
>>1538539>>1538538>>1538535>>1538534don't @ me, ropz sucks and spirit is taking this easily
faze lose next round
>>1538540oh god here it comes
>>1538548>@this isnt twitter sister
finna boutta have a heart attack
faze is coming back
>AND KARRIGAN, VIBRATING
ok at least faze made this map interesting, fair play
RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN
>>1538546they're 19 and 17, it will totally happen at some point in their careers. I will be waiting.
>mantle upkys machine you fucking faggot
giri giri
PLEASE FOR KINO'S SAKE GO OT
OT>OTOT>OTOT>OTOT>OTOT>OT
if they lose this donk needs to look for a new team
PLEASE SCRIPTWRITERS, TELL ME THIS PLAY DOESNT HAVE A BAD ENDING.
what does chopper even do
rain is stone cold>yeah I'm full blind staring at a smoke>not gonna spam tho
THROWZEN
>>1538564>rush b cyka blyat
>broky
OH MY FUCKING GOD
HOLE YFUCKIGN WIFAHJOAS MOMHROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPZ
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
IM FUCKING CUMMING
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
jesus fucking christ
faze are so fucking lucky it's unreal
HOW THE FUCK
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING!!!!AAAHHHHHH
Do not blue ball me by throwing this last one.
NO FUCKING WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
WHAT IS THIS FUCK I LOVE FAZE
going to be so kino when spirit win this round
>they brought back kqly for a major finalSCRIPTWRITERS IN KNEEL
>ropz just casually does what got KQLY banned but with an even more inaccurate weaponthere are people here still thinking he didn't toggle
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
APOLOGISE
zigger subhumans will never be this kino, not even if they win 500 majors
>>1538584it's already over faggots
gg13-11
god damn
retaking B is brutal without 1 molly man
lol ez
>>1538584>>1538584>>1538584>>1538584>>1538584GG EZ
soul lost
ntdonk deserved it though
>kino deniedCRINGE
FUCK FAZEFUCK NATO
DAMMITso fucking close.....
what the fuck did I just watch man
SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO SH1RO
>>1538586kqly didnt get banned for that shot you moron
deserved
God, that was so close, I am shaking GG, I can't, back to bedI saw that missed smoke tho
z
magixx doesn't even care
@1538539@1538538@1538535@1538534@Everyone @FaZe @Karrigan @RopzI told you so. Easy for DONK.Z
donk with the pimp walk
>magixx this game
>>1538596>EU subhuman mix in a scam negro org>soulKYS FAGGOT ASLSO GFUCJMDX
the only thing that can save this major is donk breaking his arm trying to lift the trophy
this win will be considered meaningless when valve goes back to mr15 in a few months
https://youtu.be/pH3sVzVE334?t=2642https://youtu.be/pH3sVzVE334?t=2642https://youtu.be/pH3sVzVE334?t=2642https://youtu.be/pH3sVzVE334?t=2642https://youtu.be/pH3sVzVE334?t=2642
>>1538398Spirit based ukraine supporters
I hate it. Faze should have gotten that OT, don't care at all if they win or lose after that.
>2 Fluke major winners this yearFaze have fucked the narratives
has magixx ever played this well before?
>>1538611BASED
>donk x magixx femboy sex
wtf was that walk by donk
show me the tears
nafo trannies, our cope?
nafobros, how do we cope?
>muh ZyWHO>muh m0nesy>muh ChoKoBow. The fuck. Down.
most kino major everas an AUSchad, I apologize to China
twink'd
lmao donk immediately walking over to wait to shake Faze's hands as they sat there in misery was cute but also extremely autistic
>>1538616nah its perfect that way, match stops at the highest point of intensity (thats why we scripted it that way)
>>1538624>>1538625lol
>tears of joy from zont1xhe has emotions except depression?
>>1538626mr12meaningless
zont1x and magixx are pure fucking cringe, 0 reaction after winning a Major while chopper donk and sh1ro celebrate
>40 year old straight to his phone after losingKWAB
It was still entertaining in the endthank you for the show, faze
i fucking hate everything.
>>1538627xiexieyou will be spared in the coming invasion
>>1538624>>1538625Ivan and Vasili you need to space your post for efficient shilling
>>1538626carried by magix
>>1538627based chinkbros
THERE WE GO
every time
thanks for ez diamond
>>1538629He was just raised as a good boy showing respect to his opponents.
>>1538636this will be donk in a few hours
no.... my goat...
>>1538636That round 22 almost killed me, holy shit
banks just got cucked LMAO
>literally shaking
HE IS CRYINGTHE FAT FUCK IS CRYINGAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>1538644hes brother is kill, show some respect
magixx izi big apple
stupid gnome doesn't englando
spirit had two good players today
>>1538644love this nigga to death
NO ENGLISH ARE U KIDDING ME
wtf does magixx have a gf?we can all make it
>>1538624>>1538625Spirit was the only russian org to apologize for Putin, they did it on vk too, profusely apologizing for being russian, and immediately rebranded to being non-russian. To a ruzzian spirit are traitors, to europeans and nafos they are "one of the good ones"
>>1538656That's actually absurd lmaogz donk and magixx
really dude? No english translation? Fucks sake
Fuck Donk with his arrogance. Russian piece of shits
>>1538656For once sh1ro was being carried
>>1538659thats his sister
>>1538644>>1538648I still love you my goat, you are great even when if you lose
>>1538630you stopped sucking right before I nutted and finished me off with your calloused hands is what you did
>>1538662english the language of africans, poojeets and mongrelsthe poorfag's language, it will go extinct soon
>>1538658this was my dream, thank you everyone for carrying, and thank you Larisa, my wife, this one is for you, I'd never do this without you (c) choppa
>>1538660Spirit players are alright but zont1x is a maloros faggot, no one considers him a good guy
>>1538660>to europeans and nafos they are "one of the good onesonce a zigger, always a zigger
>>1538659no you have hate in your heart and an impure souls sorry
>question asked in Chinese for the audience >translated to English for international audience>translated to Russian so the Spirit players can understand it>response from Spirit player in Russian>translated to Chinese for the audience>translated to English for the international audienceplease never let thirdies win or host a major ever again
>>1538663entire playstyle is based on reflex, in 3 years he's in T2
>>1538636They always put on a show. It's a shame it's all ending
>>1538671Spirit is against the invasionNATO wonPutin lost
>>1538660>>1538660This. You can also tell by the players that they're good guys
I live in the worst timeline.
>>1538673retard
>>1538667a bit esoteric no?
I JUST WANTED OTI DON'T EVEN CARE THAT SPIRIT WON
Real baby goat is playing in an hour: https://www.hltv.org/matches/2377909/ence-vs-spirit-academy-cct-season-2-europe-series-15
>>1538673english is the thirdie language thoughever
>nafo cope already coming throughask petr1k, zeus, s1mple, ceh9 if they think Spirit are the good guys hehe xd
>>1538648way to ruin my sunday ;_;
you can say donk is a system player, but chopper created that system
faze had the bo5 in the bag
>>1538687>ya
>>1538688>gives up
yet another map decided by the pistol roundsMR12 NEEDS TO GO
>>1538687i hate slavoids so much
>>1538687what the fuck is there to even eat in Russia to get this fat? What's the Russian form of goyslop?
Why do people here pretend to be Russian for attention instead of getting their limbs blown off in drone strikes?
wtf is wrong with magix and donk
>>1538687fuckin fatty
>overdrive shoutout holy based
what the fuck was that 0.36?
>pretty obviouszontix based
>>1538688based
>>1538695why would i get my limbs blown off if i am merely pretending?
Okay, Faze lost but on the funny site:>Donk wins a mayor before NikoI don't wanna laugh but this shit is too funny, lol, lmao even
this production is so fucking unnaturalthe players are literally squirming in the middle of the stage
this interviewer in red is so fucking bad what are these questions that you can only answer with yes
>>1538692They just need to remove pistol rounds
>>1538694>>1538697>>1538690>>1538693show some fucking respect to the new face of counter strike
>>1538699hacks stopped working for some reason
>>1538699they forgot to turn on his aimbot for that match
>>1538695for you, friend
>>1538705he also killed his wife but we don't talk about that
I really hope Faze gets another year at leastThese 3 playoff games, even though they lost in the end, have been the most entertaining games I've watched in a long time
>I know I'm getting carried by donkzont1x lmaojust won CS2's greatest trophy and looks more depressed than FaZe
Jesus Christ I wish they just hadn't done a winners interview. All the hype of winning a major just instantly vanished into the personality void that is the Spirit players. They need to hire a spokesperson of anyone with actual charisma who can look the interviewer in the eye to field these questions.
>>1538711what?
>>1538699>cyka let me see how does it look without toggles blyat
they all speak english what was the point of the other translator
>>1538714half of the fault is on the interviewer
>>1538717sh1ro london school
>>1538717>they all speak english what was the point of the other translatorto translate the chinese??
>>1538707happy for her
so do we like dust2 or not?
>>1538715Owoooo ;_;
>>1538695this
this interview is longer than some of the maps in this final
Fazesissies on suicidewatch Bwhahahahahahhaha
>>1538724I LOVE YOU KARRIGAN DON'T GIVE UP!!!!!
>>1538722NoBut the worst part is them switching it in for overpassI'll never get over that
>>1538724sad even though i hate karrigan#respect
>>1538724we need a karrigan x blade runner edit
>>1538713he was crying just before they grabbed the trophy but covered his face with his shirt
>tfw bottom fragger on a 11-13 loss
kjaerbros how are we holding up
>>1538735doubling down on chopper stocks
>>1538735I'm hopping on estrogen pills today it means I can be this good at CS
Working with two languages on stage is not preferable but it works okayWorking with three languages makes it a total shitshow overloaded with cringe
>chinese pen not workingcan't make this shit up
>>1538735based chopper
>>1538734WAAAAHWAAAAAHHHH
We could've finally had another graffiti fuck this shit man.
>>1538738you need to eat good to be good, just look at magixx
>>1538724You gave it all, keep doing that king
:)
>Russians try not to act like soulless automatons challenge
>>1538742fuck you faggot
>>1538724kwab
>Spirit beat Faze in Katowice, the last map was Overpass>Dust2 replaced Overpass>Spirit beat Faze in Shanghai, the last map was Dust2Kino script
>>1538749dont disrespect the goat igl like that
he makes it look good
>>1538737>>1538741>they don't know
literally how will they justify zywoo for 1st this time?
>>1538735name the anime
>>1538738Not at CS, but it will make you better at Valorant, just like her >>1538440
>>1538756donk got half his MVPs and EVPs in Dacha shit tournamentsm0nesy is #3 and donk #2
>>1538742ropz babby, we were denied better matchups because of this lucky cunt
>>1538756huh? s0mple is the HLTV favorite who got undeserved #1 vs zywoo and #7 in 2023
>>1538755Chopper is a part of the older generation of weeb who likes anime but doesn't make it a core part of his personality because deep down he knows it's weird. The rest of Spirit are zoomers who have no shame and flaunt their anime obsession for the world to see.
>wins a major
>>1538755SELL SELL SELL
>>1538765kek funny little fatass
>>1538765Why doesn't he just lose weight? Surely now he uses the major money to buy Ozempic, right? He has such a nice smile and cute face, I'm sure he's very attractive underneath all that blubber.
>>1538748chopper, shiro, and zont1x criedwdym?
>>1538771he already has a gf, why would he bother
>>1538774he IS the gf
>>1538774That girl isn't his gf, she's the Spirit social media person. Like that one cute girl MOUZ brings with them to events.
god damn this major really fucked up jL's rating
>>1538756only european tournaments count.
>>1538778good.
>>1538773Moscow probably sent special eyedrops that would irritate their tear ducts to use in case of victory.
>>1538765>>1538769He looks fat in a cartoony way, he doesn't look real, he genuinely looks like a fatty out of Family Guy or something
>ukraine losing on all front>russian economy recovering, no longer dependant on the w*st>russian is now the face of cs2Putin won
ho ho homerry christmas Z
may all the russian men die, the russian girls with their elastic assholes will be spared.
>>1538779based but it is a different game
good night mr pgl i mean good morning reee
>back to back major final losers
>>1538793NIP...
at the end of the day, we can all be grateful moneysy didn't win the major on the 1# hltv ranking
*ting ting ting*Brothers, we may have our differences, but let's not let such petty grievances divide us during this momentous occasion that will go down in history.Let us come together and celebrate the end of Vertigo's reign of terror in this god forsaken map pool. I'm expecting an official update from Valve within the next few weeks, but we all know what's coming.To Train, and to Counter Strike!
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BROKY AND SHIRO
>>1538796train will be terrible aswell once people realise how heavily T favoured it is
welcome!cobble!
>>1538691
let's be real, was it a fluke?
>>1538801faze winning it would have been a fluke
>>1538801yes, not only they had the easiest playoffs possible but magixx played the best game in his entire career, this shitter is going to go to down to 0.9 avg rating in the next year
>>1538801see >>1538468
>>1538796vertigo is my favourite map atm
did ohne grew up in some kind of hood in Germany? why does this white boy have so much swagger
>>1538714chopper and sh1ro interviews were good, sh1ro is very talkative and emotional but he can't speak English
>>1538765> wins a majorhe's been kicked already, hasn't he?
he's not wrong
>>1538801Obviously not. People were suggesting Kato was a fluke back when it happened because it came out of nowhere and looked like it wouldn't be replicable, but donk's clearly the real deal at this point and anyone who tries to argue otherwise is delusional. One of the easiest HLTV #1s there's been in a while.
>>1538811kek what a lucky hs
donk being an insane player? RealSpirit a good team? NoMajor win? Fluke
>>1538811>literally too fat to even stand up
>>1538812fucking jL and magixx, a year ago they were tier 2 players now Major final MVPs, that's the state of the game
>>1538814just like vitality in paris they kept having the easiest possible match ups in the play offs
who's the best, chopper or karrigan?
Fuck... post-christmas (major) blues are already kicking in...
Cry is free, fazesissies and nafotrannies
>>1538798lollmaothere's already ct utility to heavily bottleneck the t's withif a ct team knows what they're doing the t's wont get out of main or hall/stairs without getting rektthe halls remind me a bit of banana on how oppresive the ct's can make it with utility
>>1538818>magixx>mvphuh?
>>1538824come on....
the player break is going to happen nowwhich group do you hope disbands before the end of the break
>>1538811>>1538817He is compensating so hard it is unrealiykyk
>>1538801they had a pretty lackluster run to the final in terms of opponentsyeah it looks like a fluke especially when you look at their recent results
>>1538828most voluminous player
>>1538644i love crying hippo
>>1538817>literally too fat to even stand uppls don't bully
>>1538833kek
>>1538830i hope choko goes to falcons, fails to qualify for next 2 majors and regrets his life choices
tfw donked
>>1538835>10 years ago this was the face of cs>now we have magixxwhat happened
>>>/sp/146146038
>>1538839T levels on the decline worldwide
is there any argument for niko #1?
>>1538837he will be earning so much at Falcons the sticker money and winning trophies will not even matter
>bad guys wonwhy is it such a common trope these days
thank you, and goodbye mr12
I wonder what will happen to my heroes, I like this lineup but something has to change. If only they didn't let Twistzz go, I miss those days. rain retirement will be the end for me.
>>1538843he already made 50k euro per month in g2, and that's just his salary, what does this serbian choker need all this money for
>>1538842the argument is on this image -> >>1536634
>>1538846-karrigan+twistzz as igl
>>1538847he will allegedly have the biggest contract in the business, better than ZywOo 100k/m
they should get rid of frozen and broky
-karrigan+siuhy
who does spirit need to replace and with who to become unbeatable?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAKARRIGAN DONKED TO TEARS IN THE GRAND FINAL!!!TIME TO RETIRE OLD MAN BABY MAN!!!LIFE IS GOOD TODAY BOYSHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>1538855hes cries every time he loses its nothing new
>>1538854-chopper+siuhy-magixx/zontix+kyousuke from spirit academy
>>1538849The idea of karrigan coach and twistzz igl is kino but no way in hell.
how is he so good at losing major finals?
>>1538846I think they're leaving CS and looking to sell off the team, either as a complete lineup (unlikely) or individually to the highest bidders. AFAIK the org has no money left and has all but transitioned to being content creator focused rather than fielding esports teams. The lineup isn't even listed on the Faze website that's been "under construction" for months now. Plus those "Thank you Karrigan/Broky" videos on their Youtube channel. Something is up.
>>1538857>+siuhyhe apparently doesn't have good rep among the players, like he's too basic of an igl, his playbook isn't deep enough.
>>1538854they could literally plug in any other 4 players and donk would carry them
https://x.com/TechGirlZA/status/1868278541478994284/photo/1>mogged by 160cm blehkek what a KWAB
>>1538846>something has to changeI want them to go on a buddist retreat or some bullshit and figure out their differences and problems.It always comes down to whether or not they "felt good that day". Can't expect karrigan to keep tardwrangling them because someone woke up on the wrong side of the bedGet a faggy sports psychologist if they think that'll help. It worked for AstralisI just don't want to break up the roster. It's way too much fun watching them play
>>1538862it's still an improvement over choppers "donk go kill" strat
so we got a fluke major eh
>>1538866
>>>/sp/146165279
>>1538866>>1538870I like Dust
>>1538868why change when donk is perfectly set up by him? he's treated like royalty, he has total freedom, there is almost always a bait for him or a flash ready to pop.
>>1538862> like he's too basic of an igl, his playbook isn't deep enoughThat's what a coach is for. Mid-round calls is what matters.
it's insane how much the talent improves when pala and stunna are missing
>>1538870broesser... lost...
>>1538871>gayreek
>>1538872I don'this stereotypical yank accent is more annoying than Pimp's danish one
>>1538830mouz needs to disband ASAP, fucking crazy that they keep this pig torzsi in the team even though he's a total shitterthese are his stats for past 6 months as a sniper
>>1538874the mid round calls is actually the problem here
>>1538853i dislike karrigan, but there's no way the stage choker is an upgrade
>>1538873anybody can set a 1 in a million talent player, why keep a shitter like chopper who can't do anything besides throwing a good flash for donk
faze bros remember when we thought it would be ot and faze would win?what happened?
>>1538801was vitality wining paris a fluke?na'vi winning despite being negative in round differential?fnatic winning at DH 2013?
>>1538883crowd helped spirit
>>1538867>I just don't want to break up the roster. It's way too much fun watching them playMe too but there's no way they stay the same, too many fails.
>>1538884>fnatic winning at DH 2013?they just cheated, everyone knows that
winning those early cs2 majors must suck, game isn't finished yet, rules keep changing.
>>1538881>the stage chokerliterally all on xertion (and normally also torzshit)
>>1538887ok, dan m
I won't be happy until kyxsan, nertz and their coach join vitality, that's the only good change we can afford since fucking zywoo is sucking up all the team budget.
>>1538884>was vitality wining paris a fluke?Yes
>>1538861they got the saudi money for participating in sportswashing ESWC, no way in hell they're disbanding
is donk the best player of all time?
>>1538895no. it has only been 1 year.
The amount of cope in this thread is reaching dangerous levels, just accept your defeat, fazesissies, oh and don't forget to say "Thank you China!"
>>1538892they were the favourites
>>1538889man can't get past the quarter finals(this tournament doesn't count cause it was mongolz)
>>1538902did you read my post?
>>1538897xD
magixx_1_Major_Niko_0_MajorANOTHER ONE FOR THE COLLECTION
>>1538895he's just the new get right, huge sensation that won't resist the passing of time.
>>1538903yes, and i ignored everything that was in it. shitty takes the blame
With the major concluding, we now have all the evidence(except for EVPs) about who will be top 20, here's my bid:1. ZywOo(would've won major with a better team)2. m0nesy3. donk4. jL5. sh1ro6. NiKo7. XANTARES(Major EVP)8. Elige9. KCSERATO10. iM(RIO MVP + Major Win)11. broky(Chengdu MVP)12. b1t(ESWC MVP)13. xertioN14. malbsMD15. Jimpphat16. Frozen(No MVP)17. spinx18. ropz19. Nertz20. zont1x
why aren't there any black players in tier 1 cs?
>>1538908kek based shitposterI'm a zywoo supporter but he's only top 31) donk2) monesy
>>1538908Funny post.
>>1538908wheres karrigan
>>1538908>1. ZywOo(would've won major with a better team)i smell garlic
>>1538908unironically not a bad list
>>1538909zywoo
>>1538895not until he wins a head to head with NiKo
>>1538908bald fraud isnt cracking the teens
>>1538909they're all busy playing street fighter and nba2k
>>1538908>that 1-2-3 order>kekcerato>midky>b0t>lulzertion>malbs >ZONTIXlmaoo
congratulations to faze for cucking the only two teams that would have raped spirit in the final.
At least all 5 faze players secured their place in the team and can steal paychecks for 6 next months at least
>>1538916it's unbelievable really, all G2 had to do was beat FaZe and they'd have the Major on a silver platter
>>1538909ropz
>>1538907look at xertion's ratings in any stage game everhe's supposed to be one of the best entry fraggers right now and a player they rely on to make their system work but shits the bed every time and torzshit is streaky as fuck. either he plays like a top 3 awper or he plays like a tier 3 awperstop blaming the igl for poor individual output from other players
>>1538922the same thing as in Copenhagen, Spirit and Vitality would have beaten Navi easily, Spirit dabbed on them in groups too
>>1538908>1. ZywOostopped reading there
>>1538926you give siuhy one star player like donk or monesy and they would be a top 1-2 team
>>1538891that would make the team majority jewish
>>1538930
if the 2015 and 2022 awp nerfs were reverted zywoo would be nr 1 for surehe still might be but yeah then definitely
>>1538908>ZyWoO#2 at best>jLnot top 4, below NiKo>XANTARSE, Elige, KSCERATOWon't be top 15 even, way too few big event maps. Even Senzu has more>iMwon't be in the top 20>Spinx, ropzthese baiters don't deserve to be in, but ropz might sneak in thanks to this major>zont1xno chancereplace zont1x, iM and Spinx with flameZ, Senzu and Twistzz
So which teams are safe for next season and will stay with the same lineup?Spirit, Faze and Navi it seems
>>1538908yeah I think the common consensus is:1. zywoo2. monesy3. donkunless there's massive recency bias
>>1538934wrong on all counts sry
>>1538936zywoo events won: 1monesy events won: 3donk events won: 3 (including a major)think you might have that in the wrong order, buddy>b-but winning doesn't matter!!1
>>1538926>look at xertion's ratings in any stage game everhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2374324/natus-vincere-vs-mouz-iem-cologne-2024I blame shitty for being a shitty igl
>>1538939you might be right:1)monesy2)zywoo3)donkyeah, this looks alright
donk might be one of those people who look better fat lmao
>>1538931spinx wants to leave
Spirit won, Donk on top : D
>>1538943jesus christ, he's just not white at all. white bros....
>>1538943his hair is just ugly as fuck
>>1538943wtf he looked cute as a kid, he needs to get a haircut and start lifting
>>1538946CHINA #1
>>1538939>b-but he won Cologne! that's better than winning 3 other big events combined!
>>1538939cope. zywoo always wins.
>>1538951cologne is the only soulfull events
pywoo won't be top 1 and he might not even get top 2 lmaoooooo bye bye ghost of paris
>>1538955zywoo showed up in the only even he didn't have the right to ghost and that was the paris major. respect. forever undisputed csgo major winner.
>>1538953almost never when it matters>>1538954worst cope yet
the white donk is live
overdrive_1_major_n0k0_0_major
>>1538954Dallas 2024 clears
>>1538962>a plateof course it's the usa
>>1538962he also won this with 2 bots on his team
Cute year by donk, he probably has potential but that's not enough to outweigh the monstrous performance zywoo did in EPLhltv.org/stats?event=7440I still think about that zywoo 1v3 against Tyloo
>>1538971need to move on unc
>>1538971>outchokes mouz in a finalKWAB
>>1538971>I still think about that zywoo 1v3 against TylooLMAO
s1mple and donk will be the only players known as the goats of cs sorry to destroy your reality
>>1538976simple has been carried by his navi teammates.donk is a massive system babby.
>>1538973>worse rating than siuhyoh no no no
>>1538980always the best rating of his teamgoat
>>1538973donk had 1.05 against Mouz yesterday too
remember when faze almost came back from 4-11 but then they lost 11-13?
>>15389872 soon...
>>1538985his 1st map brought the average way down, 2nd and 3rd he was good
>>1538992crazy that he even came back to above 1 after going 0.36 first game
ever seen someone say "they could've taken their hand off the keyboard and still won"?my dude took his hands off his keyboard WHILE BEING SHOT AT and still wonhttps://clips.twitch.tv/TardyInnocentChipmunkChocolateRain-HdFo7f2W_sCdgS-x
>>1538994my goat, the 4-timer, not like this...
wtf do we watch now
>>1538994what c tier tournament is this?
>>1538999https://www.hltv.org/events/8172/cct-season-2-europe-series-15
>if you win the major you are guaranteed #1why? there are other S tier tournaments during the year
>>1538998city vs unitedsee you on the other side brother.
>>1538994>>1539000isn't glaive supposed to be good?why wasn't he playing in the major?
>>1538994he will never be Snaxhttps://www.twitch.tv/pgl/clip/EphemeralTardyCarrotVoteNay-ptblD2dAQSbhX7Pi
>>1538998kyousuke is fragginghttps://www.twitch.tv/cct_cs
>>1539001>there are other S tier tournaments during the yearand he won two of those as well, which means he's tied with monesy for events won (not counting betboom dacha)but he has a better rating
>>1539003>>1539012i'm finna watch the atp next gen finals
>>1538994tier 2 CS is absolute cinema, i only wish it had better casters (don't mind these two in particular, just speaking in general)
>>1539016>next gen
should spirit still replace someone with kyousuke?
what the fuck happened
spirit academy literally rushing ence and deathmatching on CT side >>1539024jL ghosted
>go from top 5 most accomplished player to bottom fragging in tier 3 online tournies
I basedfaced when this happened. if the first two maps weren't blowouts this could've been the best grand final of all time.https://www.twitch.tv/pgl/clip/FaintCooperativeLeopardOSsloth-W6cXzHQ5IxcQ9vLw
>>1539022alex michelsen is the real deal!
>>1538943He looks fine, his problem is that he has the hair of an inbred Amish farmhand. I'm sure once he's older and becomes more confident with his appearance he'll get something better. He could pull of the Eren Yeager manbun look if if he keeps it this length.
>>1539029>I basedfaced when this happenedSameIf only they'd gotten one more round...
>>1538943holy slav
Can I play?
>>1539029feels like magixx would've taken it there if he had ak or m4he takes way too long on the first spray
>>1539034>If only they'd gotten one more round...i think they would have won t b hfaze are ot specialists
remember when people said mongolz would win?what happened?
>>1539028did they at least win?
>>1539053no
>>1539053CEMEN_BAKIN rekt them
>>1539024they missed every shotonly aleksi and iM showed up even a littlejL was missing for all gamesI don't know why they dipped so hard in form here, listing any reasons like being tired or whatever feels like cope, also who caresIt's not like mibr was suddenly a top5 teamJust a bad time for a slump
>>1539055damn... good day to be a spirit fan I guess
>>1539028he should retire / become a coach
>>1539043>i think they would have won t b hAbsolutely. It's going to be one of those permanent "what-ifs."
>>1539061they lost so many advantaged rounds that they simply didn't deserve to win>le faze magic xD>heart attack fan *söiface*maybe always giving free rounds isn't charming but is fucking retarded and is the reason faze always loses in finals because they're trying to dig their way out of a self-caused deficit
>>1539065don't careit's entertaining
>>1539024s1mple not there to bail them out with his cheats
>>1539069they already won a major without s1mple mate
The reroute from an empty B site to a stacked A site through mid with no controlXD even the announcer yelled “what are you doing?!”
>>1539070who
>>1539010dont do my man rain dirty he's the only one with aura on fraudz clan
>>1539070They've had infinitely more success with him, outside of an obvious fluke major this year
flusha
no (You)s for such weak baitsthe dopamine you crave will not be given to your addled brain
based HLTV running damage control headlines for when they give m0NESY #1
realistically, monesy can win right?
This thread is just gonna be ranking faggotry for the rest of the year, isn't it?It's been a blast, magog! See ya in 2024+1o/
>>1539071it's not even one of those "if it works, you're a genius, if it doesn't, you're a moron" situations. that was just retardedthey killed 2 mid and knew trannixx was mid too
>>1539089ya zeethe zywoocuck
make a new thread
>>1539085he can but he shouldn'tdonk has a better rating and has (technically) won more events but if you don't count bb dacha they're tied, except monesy didn't win a major/major mvpit would be a robbery
>>1539085as m0NESY's biggest stan, absolutely not. him and donk both have 3 big event MVPs but donk's include the major and Katowice. it's over.m0NESY is a lock at #2 though.
>>1539092baking
Fl4mus is the next big win for Z community
>>1539093>if you don't count bb dacha nobody counts bb-dachaueven hltv doesn't count bb-auschwitz-birkenauit's literally just spirit+mouz+prisoners
>>1539098HLTV wouldn't give them mvps if they didn't count, retardbro
new >>1539099>>1539099>>1539099
>>1539076doping yes.
Okay the major is over now we're going to get some big updates to the game right haha
>>1539084ah yes, the false humility trick to emulate zywoo
>>1539103how about a new sticker capsule?
just finished watching holy shit magixx is a GOD>the ultimate sacrificer for his teammates>MVP grand final performancemy anime GOAT
>>1538656goddamn, shiro so lucky magixx took his spot because they would've crumbled without him
>>1539001donk won 2 of the 4 important tournies though
>>1534628https://www.hltv.org/pickems/7861/1418372pls rate my pickems
>>1535806hello frunkchad
>>1536531Holy fuck man if there's 1 player who hasn't won a major ever but deserved it the most it has to be GuardiaN. As kino as C9 winning Boston was I was devastated GuardiaN didn't win.>>1536536This. G2/Niko fans in particular are easily the most insufferable out of the bunch. I realized I didn't actually hate Niko but his gay ass retarded fans.
>>1538478Faze shouldn't have changed in any way
>>1536531i just wanna say NIK0major lmao
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