previous thread:>>1542849>Officials:Website: https://p.eagate.573.jp/game/bombergirl/bg/p/index.htmlTwitter: https://twitter.com/bombergirl573 (news on the PC version will have 【コナステ】)Current/upcoming banners and maps (PC): https://p.eagate.573.jp/game/eacbg/bg/index.html>Installation Guides:Image guide: https://imgur.com/a/G2fK1Z0Registration: https://p.eagate.573.jp/gate/k/newcomer.htmlDownload: https://p.eagate.573.jp/game/eacbg/bg/download/installer.html>Technical errors:If you can't get past the bench test screen, change your computer's region to Japanese in the control panelIf your NAT type is below C, try forwarding port 5291 on your routerIf matchmaking breaks more than once, restart the game>Wtf is the point of my role?:Bombers destroy buildings and dig for items.Attackers make space by separating enemies either by distracting or killing them.Shooters make it to mid as soon as possible for the first team fights before going back to base to defend.Blockers delay any inevitable attacks for as long as possible by denying area and stalling with heals, buffs, and blocks.>In-depth resources:JPN wikihttps://gamerch.com/bombergirl/Map Guideshttps://mega.nz/folder/3lhE3QqJ#t3chGlssiqMYRXhdLWLMPA>Shitpost images resources:https://wikiwiki.jp/9988/絶妙に外す/絶妙に外すSOZAI>Top JP players:テラルナ (Bomber)https://www.youtube.com/@user-mt4ox3ot1vだいげんしさん (Attacker)https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEl7wk5Z_bBl7lzlA9afYXgぼっすん (Any role)https://www.youtube.com/@ぼっすん-r3fぽろぴ (Any role)https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUe6nmjjXr2Rz6doddMum-g
Wish I recorded that.>>1568454How long was it back then? Been lurking here since Dark reveal.
>>1568621>>1568647>Grey - March 2019>Pastel - July 2019>Pine - October 2019>Asagi - December 2019>Shiron - July 2020>Olive - December 2020>Prune - June 2021>Tekka - December 2021Corona maybe?
Got brutally humbled in each and every match, guess I'll see that shiny F the whole month.Did 20 rolls and got the whole kit for el sirvienta verde. My dogshit latency seems to be unable to manage her fourth ball and I find myself more comfortable with her thin beam, and can't get used to rotate skills.Also found the same fag queuing just to be afk the whole match several times, always picking Brass.
>>1569018You can do it Futa
>>1569018you can watch some high level streamers (some linked in the op, search for ボンバーガール on youtube and filter by live) to try to pick up new tricks. it will take you a while to actually learn how to play the game and only if you put some effort into it. it's deeper than it looksif you don't want to learn it's ok too. it's only a way to pass the time and you won't get anything out of it besides bragging to people you won't ever meet
>>1569018it can take some getting used to, but her big ball works the exact same as the small balls, so just learn to shoot a little ahead of where they're going. and realistically you don't need to rotate skills for her. just bring your 4 balls and you're an attacker killing machine
i can't open the login page after entering my credentials. are that many people playing the game that the servers are overloaded? wth
>>1569157open ranked server dies ... the jokes write themlseves APOLLOTICKETS NOW
>>1569160i see people playing on youtube. did it break recently? are only western pigs banned?
>>1569163https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzKKjJuujSs
i think konami banned everyone outside of japan for the ranked season
>>1569103>bragging to people you won't ever meetif I ever going to europe in the next few years I will sure as hell want to meet tab
IT'S STILL BROKEN
this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_AE2ZJxduE just started streaming. it doesn't seem to be broken for everyone
>wanted to stream >people say servers shitting itselfwelp
>>1569205did you try logging in? maybe it's working for you
https://www.twitch.tv/meatboy_90 time to try then
>>1569209oh wow, seems it's only broken for me. i guess i've been banned or something
>>1569211i dont know what broken means for you but if people have issues i wont be able to play regardless
>>1569212i can't log into the game. after i input my credentials, it's supposed to take you to the page in the browser where you click the button to launch the game. that page is not opening for me
>>1569213Have you tried unironically turning your PC on and off again?
>>1569211Nah, you'll know when you have been banned.
>>1569223
>>1569217i can't seem to ping eagate.573.jp (the page that leads me to the login thing). i've tried online ping pages and they also can't ping it. but i don't know if it has some aws protection built-in that always disables pingsthe game window opened once for me but then it showed an error. i don't remember which. i tried to reopen it and now it's not connecting again. looks like i won't be able to play the game for a while
>>1569227I wonder if it's something to do with the browser you are loading from, maybe?
>>1569228i tried with a different browser, didn't work as well
>>1569232download this https://1.1.1.1/it's a free vpn thingy from cloudflareshould fix your shit
>>1569233it seems to be working again. i guess they fixed whatever was broken. although ping still doesn't work so i guess it never doesthanks for the link, i'll check it out later. seems interesting
mom ill become the bomga god
>>1569265>tfwnomomgf
>>1569281this is wrong
>>1569281i want komi mother to say "magical physical armageddon anata no hearto mero mero mero rin desu no"
>>1569281Why does Japan hate old women?
Bomba Strem.https://www.twitch.tv/djalexey1314
guys, pls stop breaking the queue
>kasuri got to 1870>poropi struggling at 1750poropibros...
https://x.com/gowan501/status/1876983428425335204
>>1569401hey there
>Dominate Defense the whole match>30s before the match ends I realize we are goona lose because the bomber/attacker didnt fucking destroy a single structure> As a Shooter I abandon my role and play attacker for a moment>Destroy teleporter>Destroy gate>match ends>Think we won>We lost by a 1HP difference>mfwIt's Ranked Bomba alright.https://www.twitch.tv/djalexey1314/clip/ElatedColorfulBeanDogFace-IeECTAFIF9_C15lk
>>1569604hey mana.
>>1569018an yeah that guy lol, he was doing that last ranked season as well
>>1569609GGs DJ
>>1569676BTW Mana/Fudge, what do you use/do to post webm/mp4 here with no issues?Im trying to post a simple mp4/webm with shotcut and I want to shoot my dick off.Why tf is so hard to post something on this godamn site.
>>1569724not them but https://github.com/argorar/WebMConverter/releases
>>1569724I just use a webm script for mpv
>>1569047i'll rekt you
>>1569724https://github.com/Kagami/boram
>>1569724https://cloudconvert.com/mp4-to-webm
>>1569732rip webm for retardshttps://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverteralso I am pretty sure your link is a fork
>>1569777yeah mine's a maintained fork, you'll notice your last release was back in 2015, whereas mine was updated just a couple months ago
The afker is still there, now he's picking Papuru.
>>1570143but why
>>1570146Dunno, he seems to enjoy it and has all day for it. At least he's been in the other team all along and feeding me wins by being a deadweight, yum.
>>1569754You need to get out of FED first.
https://x.com/nivea_skincare/status/1877037810386886977草
>>1570175no
>>1570180What the hell
>>1570180I thought they stuffed the bombergirl machines in the back to avoid exactly this.
>>1570180hahahahahah
>>1570180Wasn't this entirely his fault? Didn't he see the big flashy card connect behind him? I feel like he's just fishing for a petty reply in that situation.
>>1570180>>1570219>>1570232>>1570636>>1570638dont worry guys i got it
getting stronger faster betterer
>>1570947nice!
>>1570947Laggier
>>1570999also
>>1570947Something about dressing up Brass in an all black outfit is very visually appealing.
i never want to go to S rank again
>>1571051poropi is above 2k baka
>>1571089i dont wanna fight poropi anymore i wanna be with my bros!!
Go suck a dick.
Rank status?
>>1571180as seen above, one match to get fanmail in the thread
>>1571180About to break below 1200.
GGs Jeff
>>1571249GG Mana
>>1571047nuki is still alive???
>>1571101we had our chance before rankednow is the time for sufferingVANITAS VANITATUM
>>1571180im s
>>1571214Watch bossum. He's a main shooter and plays against several lag players.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQM2R1c99Z0And a Silver main too.
>>1571376cute!
Bully blockers
>>1572264i'll bully the blockers by marrying em
first ranked game and i'm already triggered. enemy defense both focusing me while letting my bomber respawn near the base and do whatever. he ends the match with 600 points. i don't think i'm gonna have the energy to climb this season. we won that game but i already feel defeated
>>1572414you can do it nuki
>>1572414>my 600 score bomber is back>enemy team has 2 gmsthis fucking game
>>1572454sorry
>>1572454You could try playing 7 pm JST where I think most GMs haven't logged in yet.
>>1572415nah, im bullying manaita
What's going on? I got disconnected, lost 20 points and was thrown out of the game. Konami WTF?
ok now im triggered
>>1572414FED Rank Activities, you would be surprised at the insane shit that only gets pulled in ranked and is nowhere to be seen on casual. The only reason I still played ranked is to witness the absolute madness and laugh my ass off about it.
>>1572577
the tsugaru level 5 is terrible, you're asking to lose by using it
>>1572850silence noob BZZZZT- BOOOOOOOOOOM
>>1572869aaaiiiieee
>>1572869>>1572850It's okay if you know when to use it. Inside the base defending is not a good time to use it.
After a long, demoralizing night, had an awful streak, losing and feeding, then a winning streak just to finish with a draw and back to square one.I was about to accept my fate of being stuck around 1200, not being able to even contribute or kms with my own bombs. At this point I'm just looking to clear the banner.
>>1573605one day the game will click and you can enjoy high tiernow don't worry about it too much
>People dodging Chiamo CHANCE
>>1573675he phases through everything and not just using skills either. he should be one of the 4 heavenly kings
>>1573675Understandable. Sometimes I want to punch CHANCE, DECIDE? and GigaPai in the face.
>>1568535I played this game while I was at arcade in Japan a lot. I got the card still that I used to log in there, is there anyway for me to transfer that gamedata or profile to the version I can play on my PC? Or are they two completely different things?
>>1573914you can link your arcade profile to the pc version. i don't know how to do it though
>>1573914you can create a new pc konami emuse account and link it, create guide in OPdon't know how to link it either tho
ranks seem to be increasing at a lower pace this season. i'm not sure if it's less players or more people being competitive at the start of the upper bracket (maybe more arcade players on konasute). i think it's the latter, considering i'm seeing people i've never seen before
>>1573924Sorry. It's me seal clubbing using my multiple accounts
https://www.twitch.tv/meatboy_90 guess i'll do some bongers
>>1573924wow nyorocchi is struggling at ~1600. he had kasuri on his team playing blocker and still lost
>>1573985damn
>>1573924This >>1572490The only way to inflate points now is through win streaks. DC doesn't give points anymore.
>>1574003oh. that explains it i guess. poropi is at 2300 already so your explanation makes more sense. i'm surprised he's already that high though, given that there should be less point inflation now
>>1574003you sure it doesn't work anymore? i just ran into one of ruudo's accounts and he disconnected at the start of the match. i think he does it to boost his rating. he must still get points if he's doing it
>>1574069I'm not sure because I haven't read any patch notes explaining the change and when you lose points or not.
i guess ill upload this one too. even though i didnt get the kill, it was still very cool
>>1574275>>1574276>>1574279>>1574331nice!
>>1574279this one is nice
>>1574275>>1574276>>1574279>>1574331Very nice playing
>>1571180Hovering between E and Choping to end on Bannoyingly the rank split seems to be in mid-D, so the way the rank is split I'm either the only player who's decent, or the only player who has to sweat to catch up to the packand I have to remember the two different play styles of "aggressively rush base to end it fast" and "show prudence and work with the team" before I repeatedly kill myself in basealso Desert 1 is a bad ranked map
>>1571180only played a couple of 2v2's so far
i hate niggers like kuro? is it okay if i kill niggers like kuro?
okay i really hate kuro. if there was one character id like them to remove its her.
>>1571180A for now
played 8 ranked games and all the games i had against an enemy kuro were won. fuck kuro i hope you eat shit and die nigger
wow rude
>>1575740why all the hate?
>>1575740dark is the same and has even better skills but she's very cute and funny and gets a free pass
>Start in B>Dunked into D >Climb to C somehow>Got carried to B>Somehow reach the border of A by getting carried and sheer luck>Stopped playing 'cause I don't want to fall to D again.Maybe I'll stay in A.
>>1575510the entire map centers around the choke in the middle. for example, if you're playing bomber, should you bother clearing up the blocks over the respawn? if your team is ahead or the enemy attacker is at the base with full hp and no blocks, probably. but otherwise, you should try to keep offense on the other side of the choke and sometimes even dying at the right time can make sense in order to prevent the enemy from setting up camp at the chokethe same thing applies to defense. you want to time kills/setting up blocks etc so you can pivot to the choke. you want to keep playing at the choke
anyone wants the usual ranked stream from me
>>1575987Yes, I'm bored.
>>1575989give me like 30 mins for food then
https://youtu.be/9DPxrTzhE-8
https://youtu.be/detEQSSzjIQinternet is kinda fucked?
im sorry it had to be done
>>1576057GJ!
>>1576057+22!!!!
Well, that was thrilling!
>>1576453lucky. do you even need any skills anymore? besides her level 5
>>1576486I still don't have Kuro's kick either
I forgot, I'm missing Shiori's bad rumor too
>>1576488ah. since you have all the characters now, you can spend all your tickets on a kuro banneri want sepia rondo from this one but i already have tekka and hiiro and their skills so i'm gonna avoid rolling. with my luck i'd end up spending 600 tickets and getting nothingbad rumor is probably less of a skill than prune syringeon one hand it's nice to have a lot of stuff now, on the other hand, it was nice to have new characters and skills to look forward to. hopefully they're still gonna be adding a new character and skill every 6 months at least
>>1576493I may be missing Pine's crystal blocks too, not sure about thatand of course, Papuruwho knows, maybe one dayyeah, the kick is the most important of all these>less of a skill than prune syringeFudge tends to use it though?>it was nice to have new characters and skills to look forward toaye, it was a ride
>>1576502i think the bomb placement is too random to be useful and you're better off relying on the tree. even if the attacker has downs, just use the tree with the shooter or the blocker. i dunno, i barely played that character
>>1576505fair enough
>>1576502I saw that End guy at the F purgatory.
>>1576510could be two players with the same name too
>>1576510>>1576512could have broken 1400like me
>>1576453Nice hiiro get!
this is the lowest i've ever beeni was B 2 days ago, but 2 days in a row of losses gets me to here
>>1577042there there
Hi PB
>>1577097Hey!solid GGs!I don't agree with your ally phantom Sepia phasing through my blocks, but that's just the game, really, and I'd bet I look like that too on offense
>>1577110haha, yeah
a disconnect? how unfortunate
What dark saying?
>>1577257ranked
>>1577257>putting me on Konasute feature before ranked was NOT a bad idea!!>new players CAN win with my base kit in raaaaaanked!
>>1577257hello police. this dumbass keeps making this crying face while picking me
>>1577257bweh
By waiting on the last possible frames before an enemy bomb explodes you can displace a bomb on your screen but make it explode on the enemy's screen making the enemy unable to block again immediately. This is more apparent the more laggy you are and the faster the bomber's animation (A laggy Shiron with 180+ ms displacing a bomb with her fast pick-up animation).Thanks for reading my blog and see you next week(?)
>>1577306that's good advice. i'll definitely try to remember it. although when i'm playing bomber, i usually don't focus on bomb explosion timings like an attacker since i'm thinking of other things (mostly bomb placement i guess)
https://x.com/Palcenos/status/1878729193170911717
>>1572264just noticed>Pretty Bomberslol
>>1577363that's a lot of nice cosmetics
>>1577381always has been
>>1577508you are going to make me watch squid games just to get this meme
>>1573915>>1573919The card thing wasnt complicated, instead of creating new e-pass when I first logged in with my Konami ID, I just had to click another button to link the existing one. Now I am worried about how slow the patch download for the game is however. It only dawned on me now that I might get fucked over by ping hard in this game...
>>1577549it's playable but wont be the same game your knew in arcade
>>1577542or you could just watch spongebob, basically the same joke right here
>>1577549the download speed for the game is always awful in general. something about konami only downloading on a single thread or whatever the network equivalent is. ping can definitely be bad though, but from what I've heard from other japanese arcade players, konaste with gaijins is fairly similar to the arcade experience, since they said the arcade machines have bad ping anyway
Hmm I don't remember if I had to do anything special to link up my arcade and konasute data, then again that was like what 3 or 4 years ago or so when konasute beta came out. I just made sure to login with the same account's email address as the one where my card is linked......ohh that's probably it. You need to create a Japanese konami account and link your e-amuse card to it. I already had an account before bombergirl konasute was a thing
>>1577561not true lol the chances of phasing happening in arcade is significantly lower in arcade than in konasute (assuming it's not JP-JP connections). also as a shooter it's extremely noticeable when your shots react even a fraction of a second slower than normal. the annoying part is when the host is good but the enemy attacker of all things is the one with high ping so most everything is running smooth except the one person you need to pay attention to the mostin fact right now I am probably regretting playing at 4am, while I know it's not their fault i am getting extremely pissed at how I can't use chokes and trumpets are hitting a whole second off, close-range bomb trapping is also impossible with this, I just die trying to do close-range fights against the people online right now because they just pass right through 2 bombs and corner me instead
>>1577597have you actually played arcade? sure its not ever as bad as ticafr level lag, but on average it is more or less the sameyoure forgetting that playing from home you dont have to share the network with the entirety of the arcade
>>1577603:/though I've only played with ticafr a few times, I don't actually know if he's delayed as much as some of the US guys I know... I played against ticafr a few times just a few minutes ago but I don't think I experienced much problems with him compared to some other 2 guys I played with earlier with clearly English-internet names, one was using Platina and one was Oren. Some people I also play with in another community which are Americans also have more than a second delay response on my screen so like... it's not like I haven't experienced it before but I guess ranked just does bring the worst even in me lol
>>1577619It's basically a dice roll of who is the host
>finally the game is downloaded after my sauna>Want to play one game before I actually go to sleep>there is apparently maintenance in 1 minute
>>1577665yeah there's 2 hours of maint every day
>>1577770If its that same timing each day then Good to know that its always when I should be sleeping anyway
>>1577042Enjoy your stay.>>1577770I do wonder is it really necessary to be 2 hours every single day or does this cover the whole e-amus system.
>>1577777Cute melon
>>1577777checkedDon't forget that the system doesn't kick you on Fridays and Saturdays if you are already logged in.
>>1577773once every third tuesday of the month it starts maint 3 hours early, but yeah other than that it's the same.>>1577777I think it's everything?
>>1577777maintenance is across every eamuse game, if it were just bonga it'd be down to thirty minutesalso nice jackpot
played a couple of matches and it felt a bit off, seems my ping took a real nosedive. I'll stop for today then
>>1578521what's your ping normally?
>>1578552was 146-152 last time I checked it
>>1578521>>1578563pfhahahaha
When I start up the game, it tells me that my internet speed is slow and I might not able to play comfortably. Then it just stays forever on the Bench Test screen, the timer on top left is also frozen. What to do to fix? I found some other posts that had gotten stuck on the screen but they had different kind of message at the first black screen so those posts didnt help.
>>1578867change your calendar region to japan (not your system region) and make sure your clock is sync'd online
>>1578872That did the trick! Finally I can play this game again, thanks anon. May you be blessed with long and healthy life
https://x.com/cocohayu__luv/status/1879123405322219531
>>1578953literal who?
Naka, Nuki, Im in a mood right now.
and?
neat jeffyou sure taught that momokek
oops, i forgot to heal
>>1579053>>1579054Really came in handy within the last 10 seconds.
My teammate using Aqua as a bomber was pretty interesting to play with.
>>1579078my shooter shouldve stuck with tsugaru
ah damn, just a bit more
暗黒GG
we lost kani againgg
Alright, got my A rank. Time to coast until ranked is over.
maintenance :( does anyone else here play with a fight stick? i just started playing, and since its an arcade game is fightstick the intended input device?
>>1579354i use a ps5 controller
>>1579354you be the judge
>>1579386fuckin airbus stick lmao
so do i just do single battle until im not shit?
>>1579597The bot's AI is stupid and your team mates will most likely cockblock you and hinder you. I'd assume you are a fighting game player since you have a fightstick with you. I'd say just play with real people. You will learn some faster that way and it's more fun
>>1579619am i going to fuck my ranking over if i lose alot at first, or does it not matter?
>>1579622I'm not a 100% on this but I think new players start on the bottom rank F so you can only fail upwards from here. Go get 'em.
>>1579622>>1579626Oh yeah I forgot to mention. The game is probably kind of dead right now and you might get bots on your rank matches. You can try a bit later. Player count tends to ramp up around 5 pm JST.
>>1579641yeah it took a while to get a match. I def gotta do some more single battles, I get the basics but I need to work on awareness. its super fun though, excited to learn more.
>>1579354the game allows for full 360 degree controlplaying on fightstick would be akin to playing on keyboard as you're only able to move in cardinal directions and their diagonalsthis would be fine for bomber, attacker, and blocker as their skills are only aimed in the four cardinal directions, but it would be suboptimal for shooters since they need 360 aiming
so i want to come clean and explain why kuro is one of the worse characters in bombergirl.1. shes black2. i dont have her kick3. i cant unga bunga properly.
>>1579823>2. i dont have her kickone day you will know the joy of playing kurohang in there
What are the best hours to play (JST). Seems at this time the game is pretty dead
>>1579835>>1579641
>>1579834no i wont. ive been playing this game since the beginning of time and i have never rolled one kuro ability. i fucking hate this game so much. im so glad im in F rank.
i wish there was a banning system so i can always ban kuro and never see her in my games.
>>1579841did you roll rate up for kuro? what? how
>>1579844im very unlucky i only get retarded cosmetics that look ugly.
I love blocker gameplayI get this insane high when both bases are under attack and have the HP ticking down and then I cockblock enemy with heals and blocks and we win just by inch because of those delays
>>1580102what the fuckwhat kind of mentality is thisliterally female brat's behavior
>>1580102damn brat.>anon's face everytime he cockblocks someone.
had fun games today!
>>1579354To get closest to arcade layout I play pad left stick, keyboard arrow keys and number keys, and mouse. My pad is literally only for the left stick while everything else is mouse keyboard. The default keyboard layout should work fine, just need to remember that Del is the Return to Base button and Enter is the Detonate buttonThe only weird part is the rightmost chat button; unless you're using a Japanese keyboard the last button is actually ' and not =
>>1580204The only way I'm getting more accurate is if I can put some sort of touch screen module on my monitor to tap the chat messages, minimap, and skill changing
>>1580206that would be super neat
>>1580108zako zako zako
>>1580102blocker is so much more exciting because of the time limit, i def want to put more time into blocker.
>>1580365nice!
>>1580370I think lag got me through her blocks at the start there
>>1580360first ranked win as blocker :D 0 deaths too
>>1580375great job!
https://x.com/kokumo7667/status/1879513880722034987
>>1580416>https://x.com/kokumo7667/status/1879513880722034987says it doesnt exist?
>>1580102blockers are the most unique healer type i saw in a game
https://x.com/asterisk_wayo/status/1879379168389149122>>1580432It's working... I tried to open it in a private tab and it actually said it didn't exist. It looks like Elon Musk wants you to make a twitter account.
>>1580536>>1580432Its been like that for like half a year already that you cannot see tweets that are flagged as NSFW without account. The autotranslate feature also often stops working for those tweets, and they have bots flagging potential NSFW content too even if tweeter doesnt flag them themselves
>>1580548Aqua and BlueBerry are too sexy.
So when starting up the game on the main menu there is the event banner on the left. I can buy some battle pass for the game using 25 bombergirl tickets (the paid ones)? It doesnt seem to give any further info on what exactly it contains
>>1580753that's just bonus event points, it'll only help you get the event done faster
wasted 200 tickets, only getting cosmetics again... im uninstalling.
>>1580859
>>15795971. watch streamers. sometimes watching the top players might not teach you too much if they're doing stuff that's too advanced for you but there's plenty of people streaming (youtube and twitch, search on youtube for ボンバーガール)2. when you're playing a role, try to pay attention to how people counter you. then play that role the enemy was on and try to replicate their strategies to see the ups and downs of each class and how to learn how to deal with stuff that beats you3. record your games and compare to the streamers. for example, how long do you take to dig as bomber? and the streamer? and setting up blocks as the blocker at the start? etc. some things are gonna be harder to compare because the japanese players have lower ping and can block better with bombs but a lot of it is also experience, strategy, prediction etc4. you can also ask for specific advice here or post a replay to ask on tips to improve. you can use obs studio to record your games, if your computer can run it + bombergirl
>>1580859the odds on konasute are terrible. only roll when the girl you want is on rate up. the cosmetics on konasute are like 5 years old. don't roll for cosmetics. also you should always 10x roll. the 10th roll being at least a 3star adds up over time, especially with how bad the odds are for konasute, you can at least increase the odds of getting a skill to level 10
My winrate is like 20% but I am having fun
>>1580944one more thing, use the map guides: https://imgur.com/a/UxJcv0r
and don't forget to have fun
>>1580753you get a flat +10 points for every game you play, but it's not affected by the random multipliers.
>>1580989if i could have fun, id already have kuro's kick
>>1579597said no one ever.Has anybody played that mode at all?
>>1580102Same.
>>1581316I play it from time to time
panicbom killed poropi
just noticed but is prune the only one who shows teeth when she scowled?
I fell from 1650 to 1400 just by doing dailies fml
>>1581843wow that's a lot of points lost. you still have time to climb back up though
>>1581843damn, and I thought I was doing badly
I was going to make a post asking why is this thread on /vmg/ when its not even mobile and then realized this is not /vmg/ its /vm/. And thats how I found out that this board is a thing.Dont ask how I ended up here in the first place then. I cant actually remember
>>1581940our thread is too slow for /vg/
>>1581940this is where ded gaem generals live
>enemy blocker disconnects>still lose>3rd loss in a rowi feel like going on a chimpout. holy fucking shit
>>1581949>>enemy blocker disconnects>>still losehow
>>1581952my bomber and my shooter were both a handicap. they killed my aqua and had the dark burst the base before i could burst theirsmy shooter is on my team again playing attacker now
won one, just another 220 points to go
meat thank god your team did the most retarded rush ever i appreciate it, you're a real friend
>>1582214and it was my fault i misclicked shiron bomb
>1648 vs 1796 team avgsah yes very balanced (we still won somehow)
>>1582253that must have been a lot of points
>>1582254+24
>>1582256noice
How do you even reliably get more points and climb up. Even if I play well this game relies a lot on other team mates to actually win
>>1582268if you are a good player you will climb also most of the points rely on winstreaks
>>1582268someone already posted gameplay advice >>1580944 >>1580948beyond that, don't bother blaming others (waste of time), don't tilt (easier said than done) and take short breaks (especially after losses)also the higher you climb, the harder the games become to carry by yourself. if you're struggling in FED, you're gonna be in a for a rude awakening once you climb out of it
>>1582279quoted the wrong post, meant to quote the map guides one. honestly if you wanna climb the least you can do is read the thread. you're not climbing if you can't even learn the basics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcA_l6rsUO8
>>1582286I don't get the reference, but good job
>>1582295https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdOnaW_iPBM you move both penguins at the same time
>>1582303ah, so that's itheh
akuakek lollmao even
6 losses in a row. How do I play this game and not go insane?
>>1582390by playing against known GMsyou can chalk it up as losing to GMs, that's natural
>>1582395Fuck Hanzo. He kicked my ass three times today.
>>1582396you'll get used to it
>>1582411
>>1582415
>>1582390That's part of the human condition, and any multiplayer game.
>>1581825Olive shows her teeth when she smiles
>play enough games that I start recognizing people>realize they might potentially do the same>get nervous as fuck playing now
>>1582395what’s a GM?
>>1582390If you’re having fun, that’s all that matters :)
>>1583677>>1579619grandmasters
>>1583677>>1579619It's the arcade ranks.Grandmaster AGrandmaster BGrandmaster CMasterSuper StarStarRegularRookieBeginner
>>1583782oooooof the mental damage
>>1583819dorksall of them
>>1583782savage
Hi zone
hi...who am i hi'ing to i wasn't paying attention
>>1584135me
today i lost a fuckton of points im sad
>>1584186I had a negative sum too
What?
lol
>>1584256It's an old Japanese meme, I think, from around 2019. Elementary school kids were interviewed in a tourist show ダーツの旅. IIRC during the covid. I can't seem to find an archive of the video anywhere, though. The original text is:Upper image: Reporter: What's popular at school right now?Lower: Kids: Flu
>>1585507Why the ccj girls?
>>1585525I don't know probably the irony here is bombergirl is more popular than ccj even though it's older? I have no idea.
>>1585525Because we'll get more CCJ girls in the future, maybe.
>>1585917Which one this time?aqua 3(big boobs)?