snax editionprev >>1584618hltvhttps://www.hltv.org/
>>1589290
hyped = German monesy
i don't understand why they didn't get rid of snax
>>1589290based respecting legends anon
>>1589295
based image posters
>>1589298G2 apparently pitched a lot of top players but only HeavyGod joined. I guess the team's management is known to be a shitshow and no top IGL would join it, even with the possibility of playing with m0NESY (who's gonna leave for Falcons soon) and malbs.
>>1589307she looks like a gangbang victim
reminder that spirit got their major* only thanks to a smokebug and will be exposed in 2025
2025 S-tier events who's winning what?
>>1589316i see 7 spirit trophies here
So Malbs also took niko place behind desks
>snax is ba-
>>1589297>millions must get awped... billions even
>>1589307who dat?
>>1589326The A bomb site has fallen
>>1589323d
Imagine first tier 1 lan of 2025:BetBoomPainBIGNew heroicEternal Fire NaviVitalitySpirit Keeeeeek
I'm starting to believe hyped might really be that nigga
>>1589331kek
>>1589316>IEM Kato begins in 10 daysfuck....
>>1589335>BetBoomShit team, plus they'll have standins>PainThey're a decent team, I don't understand why people write them off>BIGIf they play this well on LAN they'll be exciting to watch. But they're Germans, so probably not.>New heroicShit team>Eternal Firewoxic on LAN is always worth watching>NaviThey've been playing like shit but they're better on LAN so who knows>VitalityThey look great with ropz>SpiritObviously they look greatDoesn't seem like a bad lineup desu. Only other team I'd want to see is FaZe but they shit the bed.
midky tier accuracy
>>1589344Show hand
krimbaba my goat
>>1589339Tried filtering the ones I don't care about and it's still way too packed
>>1589344we were robbed of more Vitality-Spirit and Vitality-Navi last year, now it's almost guaranteed in the very first event
>>1589331Billions must buy
>>1589350pgl gonna be good
>>1589347I'm Burgerstani. Don't zoom in please my skin is dry as fuck it's so cold here.
>>1589350i would say you're complaining for no reason but there's a risk the level of quality will drop also, there's an even bigger risk that the perceived importance of each individual event will be lessened
big has no chance vs g2
ez for /ourguys/ snax & taz
>1589371rage bait
why is m0nesy playing in gamer legion?
>maui with the retard takes again
>>1589376truly the goat (of bad takes)
How do they know hunter is giving mid round calls? Revealed in a dream?
>>1589379They can hear the comms and see the cams all the time
where in the top 10 igl's does snax rank?
>>1589383no way desk attenders can listen to it
>>1589355My skin also cracks horribly, but only in winter and when I use a lot of soap
>>1589385currently? 1of all time? 1
so gob b was the problem?
-snax+dexterwhat happens?
>>1589398A certain someone seethes even more.
why are yuroshits so bad at cs?1 (one) na baller and an israylee (fat=honorary na) dragging a bunch of shitters across the line against their will
>>1589398snax's igling (even you can even call it that) is too loosedexter's is too rigid
>>1589403*if you can
>>1589398rating should be averaged per round instead of map/match
>open stream>scrawny>mute stream
why is snax keeping the rifleexplain this
>>1589414sn0x is not a winning igl
>>1589414fatso thinks he's as good as he was almost a decade ago
snax sucks
twistzz is the best fragging igltry to debunk this
>>1589414The old Zeus-s1mple fallacy where s1mple got left with a deagle while Zeus got the AK because "s1mple's better so he should be fine with the deagle"
>>1589422twistzz is the best fragger amongst igls
>>1589422blitz is on par with him or is slightly worse in terms of fragging but has way better calls
snax goat saved the round
looks like kino is back on the menu, boys
>sn0x ego awp failureit's like niko never left the team
HEAVYGOAT
>>1589430VVVVVVVGGGGHH
2 insane rounds
HeavyGod gets revenge on Germany
SAY "THANK YOU ISRAELI LARDBUCKET"NOW
150 POUNDS OF PURE FUCKING SKILLS
>>1589438that's 150kgs
>>1589438>150 POUNDSkg maybe
>>1589430>finally an Iberian team>without the 3 best Iberian playersInshallah NiP fail horribly and arrozdoce and ewjerkz join this team
>pee poo once again saved by pure firepoweri'm so tired of this, bros...
>donk wins>people say donked>simple/zywoo/etc wins>no one says simpled, zywood cultural impact
>>1589441that would be sick but they'd still lack a good awper
>>1589442>players good at shooting do good in an fps>>1589444because it's a play on 'bonked'
it's over, big bros...
>>1589444Onomatopoeia
germany Must Perish!
g2 t side looks banger
jewchads eating good today
>1.29 rating before getting cucked>1.14 rating after getting cuckedJust like that, we've witnessed another promising career dying in just a day. may0NESY will never recover, and will never be top 3 again.
>retards thought a t2 team had a chance against g2, a top3 team in the world
>>1589457>against a jew, a north american, a polack, and a russianonly a bonglander is missing...
why was awp nerfed from 10 to 5 shots?
>>1589466valve devs are silver shitters who got mad at dying to awps when dry peeking
>>1589464BIG has online buff and G2 looked pretty ass against B8
>>1589466because they wanted to help riflers, donk is a cs2 babby
remember when we pretended big would win?
HeavyGOAT
IT'S THE ERA OF FAT FUCKSTWINKESY GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN IF YOU WANT TO SKILL UP BEFORE AUSTINBOOTCAMP IN TEXAS, NONSTOP BRISKET DIET TO CULTIVATE MASS
>1 step further away from snax and taz getting fired*sigh*
that lack of enthusiasm during highfiving with snax
-heavygod+nikowhat would happen?
It unironically would be unethical for a german team to win over a team with a Jewish player.
>>1589474ABLAAND BIG LOSES AGAIN
>he has more hp, he feels less killablefat absorbs the bullets
>>1589480heavygoat clears ch0k0
>>1589430>stadodobased Portuguese alistair
>>1589486everyone knows tank classes have more hp
are you kidding mewhy is sn0x doing the inteview when he got dragged to a winthis useless fuck
>>1589489kek
snax can barely talk englishhe sounds like a genuine retardhow the fuck can he be a good igl?
>>1589490humiliation ritual
>>1589494>he sounds like a genuine retardhe is>how the fuck can he be a good igl?he isn't
is he wrong?
>>1589498>that flaghmmm
Im gonna miss that little maui setup
>>1589498flair flag etcI cannot wait for them to overhaul this team
>>1589498saw the flag and decided not to read it
pick time soon, get ready for kino
okay this guy is genuinely not wrong
>>1589506never mind, it's on wednesday apparently...
>>1589507>He outperformed both of his rivals deep into tournaments as by far and away the best arena player (a staggering 0.08 improvement on his average rating to 1.35 on stage) and still the best in big matches overall (1.28) and joint-best with ZywOo under threat of elimination (1.28)may0nesy bright lights merchant, jamal murray of cs
>>1589510>jamalactually monesy is the alberto barbosa of cst. alberto barbosa
the goat is streamingwatch and maybe you'll learn somethinghttps://www.twitch.tv/n0rb3r7
how can anyone beat spirit?g2 niko was their counter.
>dupreeh mogsas expected
>>1589521ENTER
>Yalla and CCT don't invite obvious matchfixers like ZeroTenacity, Sashi, Monte, instead giving a chance to fresh newbies>Valve throw a fit and force TOs to count the play-pretend matches that influence rankings>HLTV roll out a wall of very sad text about some Polish matchfixing loser missing out on CCTs and having to work for a living, swaying the public to support ValveSo what's the endgame for tier-2? Are we slowly inching towards unofficial franchising league, despite the intentions being direct opposite?
>>1589526>leave donk to me
>>1589527local lans will come back to kill cheating and midmatch communication
why wasnt this cloud9 squad good?
>>1589527>Yalla and CCT don't invite obvious matchfixers>instead giving a chance to fresh newbieswasn't it the literal opposite of this?
>navi wasn't trolli-
>>1589521Ironically I can still see g2 beating spiritand if I was a betting man I'd have to go pretty 50:50 on spirit vs either vitality or navispirit has somewhat recently also lost to teams like furia and passion UA, though they were bo1sspirit also doesn't really have a track record of dominating long periods of time, they have had high highs and then cool off a bit for a while
>>1589527>it was real in my mindI've read takes from all sides and it's basically just everyone saying>THOSE GUYS ARE THE BAD GUYS, while simultaneously throwing responsibility towards valve
>be fat>name yourself "Snacks"???also>be fat>name yourself "FatGuy"???
>>1589536spirit were 5-1 vs navi in 2024 matches
>>1589532No, they skipped several higher rated teams in favor of less rated teams>>1589539>ummm chud, matchfixers are people too, you have to give a slot to nEMANHA over Jame!!!
is this just trolling?he bought it when they were 11-5 in the dust2 game
>>1589547its the only silenced t weaponthink about it, its the perfect lurker gun
>mayonnaisy goes for a bpd e-girl who cheats on him almost immediately>zywho goes for a homely girl next door type of woman who has stayed with him for years and shows up for all his big eventswho really won?
how can a le bad igl win t1 tournies?genuine question.
>>1589557carried by 3 top 10 playersany igl could win with that squad
>>1589557with the second best rifler in the world and the best awper in the world
ohnepixel got sad that big lost....
>>1589560that cheers me up a little bit, thank you
>>1589542there's interesting stuff going on in the details of those matchesif I had to put my own money on the line for a spirit-navi game I wouldn't be very comfortable picking eitherI'm also a fan of neither
10 hours until goat plays
>>1589568the fact that he's literally one of those kids that stand outside of grocery stores and asks adults to buy him cigarettes is pretty funny
>>1589565how so?usually they win maps comfortably. I don't remember any ots or close games or whateverusually you see whether donk is on, 95% of the time he is, and they win the map. if he isn't, you wait for the next map and try again
>>1589569lmao
>>1589565I remember the Major bo3 had a ton of close rounds despite looking easy on the scoreline
>>1589556>homely girl next door>has tatProbably parties every week and golddigs ZywOo
based Snax making søys seethe
based snax giving retards representation and a positive role model
>>1589581
>blocks all the hate from hunter being perpetually shit and m0nesy ghostingHero.
>>1589586anything is possible my fellow retards!btw i love maui's analysis
>>1589590he's a big guy
which is the better paycheck thief duo?taz & snaxvszonic & magisk
>>1589542watch the latest games (not the bo1 from the major though lmao) again if you actually care
>>1589602DONT WATCH THE 2-13 EVEN THOUGH IT WAS THE LATEST GAME NOOOO
>>1589602meant for>>1589577
>>1589604what the hell is your problem?
>>1589600hard to say without knowing what they're paid
>>1589600At least TaZ and Snax won a big LAN. zonic and Magisk have done nothing.
>>1589608he's just the resident redditor spirit fan, don't mind him he interpreted your suggestion to understand the matchup as a slight towards his favourite teamyes, reallyI might have to check the epl and blast games again myself, they were both pretty good iirc
>>1589613>At least TaZ and Snax won a big LANnot thanks to either of them
>>1589419>>1589423has nothing to do with the fact that he has armor and anyone else buying half-armor would ruin their buy the next round
>>1589635literally anyone else on g2 without armor > snax with armor
>>1589637with AK, maybe. But you dont actually believe that about the m4
>>1588966https://www.vocabularytester.com/vocabulary-test/result/epxg8Yb2_xE6PIL6VXvZz>t.ETL Sir
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2378393/mythic-vs-unjustified-fe-cct-season-2-north-america-series-4
>>1589760they really fell off without hate
>>1589760>rank 216 vs rank 217kino
fact: zaaz is better than every single cs2gger
>>1589782it is known
>>1589760theyre just shitting on them this is kinda embarrassing
>>1589782i don't even play this game though
>>1589782i could get my stack from 2016 together and 26-0 imp fe
>>1589760they're SOOO bad
>>1589782even floppeh?
>poormericans can't afford a spare mouse
>>1589793cope
>>1589829it was 7 0 when i closed the stream
>mythic losing to a female teamat least tell me there are trannies on unjustified or fl0m and company need to hang it up
>>1589831they're not losingthey're just almost losing
>coop muting teamspeak and coping to chat about how its the teammates fault when he dies doing something boneheadedclassic
ADK she is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
what the fuck is "pizza"
>>1589842the little triangle cutout at cobble b
>>1589842jail or corner
>>1589842An Italian open faced sandwich
>>1589782Not if I dick her down with my AWC.>>1589808For some reason I believe that the pro who frequents /cs2g/ that one schizo anon keeps referring to really is Floppy. And I believe it really is you.
gz on the c9 signing ricky
>>1589853that shit wasn't real right?
Lionsbros... even CS nerds are making fun of us
why isn't tN1R listed on heroic on the blast bounty finals page? is he already gone? they got the vrs from the core and now they'll throw him away like a used up whore?
>>1589875he didn't fix visa in advance so he can't go
coop SUCKS na really is finished
femalebros...
oh no, guys
>>1589911Your social shaming tactics no longer work, hole. You've overplayed your hand.
>>1589911Technically, we can't call our thing gambling yet
>>1589911>collecting skines not listedknifechads win again
>>1589911>3dpdwho care
pls do not gamble guys
>>1589944based trannime freak
>kick aleksib>get hooxi>kick hooxi>get snaxisn't this both just downgrades?
>>1589958steel bros, our time draws nigh!
>>1589958aleksib 0 trophies first 6 monthshooxi 1 trophy first 6 monthssnax 2 trophies first 6 months
dexter 0 tier 1 trophies
>>1589981i thought they won that atlanta thing or whatever
>>1589985mickey mouse t2 trophy
whens the last time china won an international lan
>>1589988https://www.hltv.org/matches/2320956/tyloo-vs-spirit-starladder-imbatv-invitational-chongqing-2018same team that stomped flyquest
>>1589988When's the last time China won anything? They can't even win shit at home lmaooooooooo. They lost to a bunch of goat fuckers hwahahahahaahahah doesn't get any more embarassing that this istg.>1589994This giga nigga hahahaah get fucked lil chinky open your tiny eyes and maybe you'd see you linked a match from 7 years ago.
>4 chink teams, 2 of them are their supposed best teams.>Don't even come top 3.https://www.hltv.org/events/8120/zowie-extremesland-asia-open-2024Revoke all chink spots from APAC, they're stealing spots from Australia, Mongolia, Saudi Arabia, India and Africa.
>>1589994>same team that stomped flyquest>look inside>not the same team
>>1589994this is not great to be honest
>>1590011bros bring back the east asians into cs...
>>1590012indonesia korea singapore china japan all lined up is pretty kinoI think they're all getting valorantmoney now
>>1590016yeah they love that shit for some reason
https://x.com/ESLCS/status/1881212560390934631?s=19Oh that's why he's seething about Australia again unprompted. They announced IEM Melbourne.
>>1590018BASED
>>1590018i like how it's in melbadishu but the graphics have an outback theme, as if anyone in that shithole has ever been in the bush before
>>1590040I live in Melbourne for work now but grew up in Broken Hill.
>>1590041my condolences (about both)
>cs:go is dead>cs2 isnt even real esports anymorewtf, I was only in prison for 6 years
>>1590057>boston was more than a felony's worth of jail time agowhat the FUCK
>>1590060I'm having a stroke at this very moment
>>1590061We all masturbate, don't need to share when you do.
>>1590064
>>1590018flyquest wont be high enough in vrs to go 'lil bro'
>>1590087Proofs?
>>1590091Maybe look at the invites. Top 2 Asia are invited.
>>1590094funny that no single fcking tournament can stay consistent so i look like an idiot when applying logic of the last tournament
>>1590095>deletedlmao nerd can't even look up readily available information
>>1590095Tournaments have multiple options for how they run my dude
>>1589911well at least we don't do magic tricks here
is this getting streamed?https://www.hltv.org/matches/2378472/spirit-academy-vs-esc-cct-season-2-europe-series-16should be here https://www.twitch.tv/cct_csbut it's still not live so dunno
Brutal.
>>1589414
>>1590119feels like many tier 1 teams will skip out on a 300k tournament in australia with that schedule
>>1590057>>1590060>>1590061>>1590064>>1590067God I love this general.
>>1590119at least half of top 8 might skip iem then
>>1590095You look like a complete retard all the time, this is nothing new.
>>1590118okay it's livekyousuke kino coming up in 2 minuteshttps://www.twitch.tv/cct_cs
>>1590118its live now
>>1590126save the bitching
>>1589330421OCN-047
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2378194/m80-vs-nexus-ice-invitational-2025live now!
>>1590134we're watching kyousuke
>>1590125So more evidence FQ will be invited just to dab on>>1590087>>1590091>>1590095
>>1590134>2 day offline invitational tournament with 4 b-tier teams>played on a monday and tuesdayhuh. what a weird tournament. shit prizepool too. understandable that no good team would want to go.
This kyousuke is a bit of a shitter in real matches eh? FPL hunter.
>>1590134>>1590145just a nice little spanish gaming (the gambling gaming) convention LAN in barcelona. Not a bad spot for it so probably nice for them
>>1590154not really
Wow, I've never seen a play like that ever, not even in MM, hard baiting your defuser like that.
nice 3k into ot
>>1590158>>1590160Post clips niggas
>>1590169no watch the game
>>1590154>This kyousuke is a bit of a shitter in real matches eh? FPL hunter.
>>1590180I apologize.
>>1590169This is the hardbaiting, he 100% would've lost that round because of it, well if it wasn't tier 2 kek, a tier 1 awper wouldn't miss those (they shouldn't at least).
>>1589556>who really won?CYPHER. CYPHER WON
>>1590191what the fuck
