BLAST Open Lisbon is on-goingNext episode: PGL Bucharesthltv.org
how much money do you think PARIVISION are gonna pay their opponents to be in MRQs range?
Second for the NA goat
third for -maj3r again
>country of 3.4 million people>three teams in top100 hltv, plus two just outside (107, 114)its the golden era of mongolian cs
>>1694188>three teams in top100 hltv, plus two just outside (107, 114)if you keep this up people are gonna turn on youthe golden era of mongolian cs was probably slightly before the #2 team got banned from international tournaments for match fixing. it has nothing to do with eruption gaming making top 100 without ever playing an eu team
>>1694188will be totally irrelevant in cs2 by this time next year, if not by performance than by the fact that they are going to be caught matchfixing
>>1694176elige being NA goat is GRIM. He's not even in the top 25 best players of all time. He's a slightly above average t1.5 rifler when he doesn't have an entire team built around how he like to play
>>1694202u mad?
magog
>no esports for 3 daysWHYYY WHAT THE HELL IS THIS RETARD SCHEDULE
>>1694207why did this liquid break apart?
>>1694216the fateful moment....
>>1694160Just dropping by to remind everybody that flusha did not cheat.
>>1694122Me :3
>>1694213some of us have jobs, anon...this packed calendar is insaneI'm just happy mongolz and faze lost so I don't have to watch every game
Yooooooo ahahahahhahttps://x.com/nD_aqLk/status/1904628224006422575
Yes like I was sayingtwenty3 (the player and also her age and also my age and we should get married)
>>1694241she was fuckin an estonian niggaand then she was fuckin smooyaand now she's probably fuckin someone else
>>1694249Smooya!??!?!
>>1694241ass sucking lips
so this is how good parivision are when they aren't matchfixing...
>>1694241bleh for me its qt ana or kat honkers
>bleh for me?
>>1694229
>monesy and wonderful: *places sh1ro as the 4th best awper of all time*>uncs. "NOO WHAT ABOUT KENNYS AND GUARDIAN THOO"
>>1694270>kat honkersbased
>>1694268yeah i dunno. paravision was btfo'ing all t2 teams for like a couple of weeks early this year. but then they started throwing.
>monesy and wonderful: *places sh1ro as the 4th best awper of all time*
>>1694290anything before ~2017 doesn't count
>>1694290the golden age of cs had already passed when those lil niggas were 10 years old lmao. nobody will remember shiro the minute he stops playing in t1. people will still be talking about guardian in 10 years and kenny in 20.
>>1694304kenny yes, guardian nokids these days have no clue who guardian was besides the olof flick thing
>>1694270>tats >ballon animals attached to mouth >smooya sloppy seconds gonna be sick tbqhwu senpai
>>1694249>she was fuckin an estonian nigga>and then she was fuckin smooyakek thanks for beta testing faggots!
>>1694304shiro has already been elite tier for longer than guardian was
>>1694315anon... you would be the "beta tester"
>>1694321no? I'm getting the full, experienced package
>>1694324exactly.
>>1694294BetBoom, BC.Game and PARIVISION are GamerLegion material but they are, sadly, owned by bookie orgs, which means some matches gotta go the way the script asks them toNow that EU RMR is just around the corner, those orgs want to keep their VRS points, so expect either fake comebacks or clean sweeps from those three.
>>1694327>so expect either fake comebacksso expect them letting their enemies to have fake comebacks*
STEWIE2K JOINS WILDCARD OFFICIALY!!!
my dick joins yer mum officially
>>1694363>>1694366https://x.com/Wildcard_GG/status/1904639618408194546
>>1694363>>1694368>scheduled tweetreal?
>>1694324>I-I wanted the car after 100 miles and 5 owners, not new off the lot! Yes I'll pay full price!
>>1694316elite tier in online era means less than nothing
elige is probably the most overrated player ever. his performance tracks with the performance of the team. the system is built around him, and when the system is working he will get his numbers. Liquid's baby astralis era was the only time that he ever looked good vs. anything above t2. he's never pulling his team across the finish line. you're never going to see faze magic with elige dragging them to the bitter end with insane clutches, no - when the team crumbles he crumbles. a sytem player, a shitter.
syrson is the biggest tragedy of cs>super shy introvert who goes nuclear when there's no pressure whatsoever and shits the bed in all other games >all the people around him are other awkward germans with stage fright my nigga would have been a star if he had joined an NA team and gotten some social exposure therapy
I wonder if it's -susp or -Sonic
>>1694380mental midgets who can frag against t3 are a dime a dozen
>>1694384hopefully susp I cant watch him play banana anymore
>2025...>I am... forgotten...
>>1694378>his performance tracks with the performance of the team.Get this bald nigga on Vitality ASAP.
>>1694363>>1694366>>1694368>>1694371If the implication of this tweet is real, NA is finished.
I was thinking about the Mongolz vs G2 match. Mongolz are sitting so comfortably ahead in the VRS rankings, they're guaranteed that stage 3 spot at the major. So why not throw their match against G2 and earn some fat stacks? They clearly need the money since they're an org with rather limited funds.
>>1694514cope
>>1694517I don't know what you're saying.
>>1694511>If the implication of this tweet is real, NA is finished.One might even say, the situation is grim.
>>1694511i think its more likely he's signing on as a streamer/content creator because he needs money, i do believe he can find a place on a team team like m80/wc though, the kind that sometimes makes an international lan and has shows a little hope for the desert that is NA but will probably never be more than the top of tier2
>>1694525>pic/ourautist/
>>1694514every asian team matchfixes. it's not a question of if but when, and I think that game was a throw. I don't think that fraudgolz would be on top of the scene even if they played every game 100% to win, but coming into that game in decent form against a G2 who has been looking totally grim vs. t1 and getting stomped is a little strange. There's certainly far more monetary incentive to lose that game to g2 than to realistically drop out in semis at best and only get 40k. I think you will continue to find that mongolz will lose in spots where they don't need to win, drop maps vs. teams that they can stomp easily etc.Valve has sorta just been riding off of the fear they generated with the ibp permabans, they mostly just let matchfixing run wild in t3 and since then it has only spread up the ladder until we have a top 10 team that I'm pretty sure is matchfixing, along with plenty of other tier 2 and tier 1.5 orbiters.
Stew won a trophy more recently than any org in NA. Put some respec on his name cuh
>>1694563Excellent analysis, this is what I've been thinking. There is less than 0 oversight, ESIC is a joke. Cheating is not feasible so fixing is the most plausible choice to make money in T3 and T2. And like you said it's creeping its way up to T1. Of all the retarded shit that Valve decides to step in and fix, this should be at the top of their priorities.
NA top 2 all time1. Stewie2k2. Swag
Malbs is boros but 10 iq points higher
>>1694573>Cheating is not feasibledidn't you see that clip where that one player hovered over another player through the wall for 0.3 seconds?
the best match fixers use cheats to help fix, in t2 at least
>>1694613"cs iq" maybe but malbs has a degree in accounting
>>1694525in what world does stewie need money? unless he’s been mega retarded, he’s easily set for life and his stream still does alright
>>1694642>unless he’s been mega retarded
>>1694642>unless he’s been mega retardedheont know
why are you rude to women?
>>1694682not your personal therapist for choosing to go to a site for retards, then thinking you're somehow better than themgo back
>>1694700stop being a misogynist
>>1694702Stop being.
>>1694682Why doesn't she move to Valorant?>get pissed at valveA bitch implying the company famous for never doing anything at all will suddenly start to police the community, imagine being this delusional
>>1694682is this an american thing? I've solo'qd lots of times and ended up on teams with a girl.only time I remember it being a problem was a russian dude and chick talking/laughing non-stop. But that's not much different from the usual experience with vodkaniggers
>>1694682I love women tho
>>1694751It's a reddit attention whore thingAnyone saying 100% of their games are ruined by teammates is either lying or has serious mental issues
hltv confirmed in ~20 mins
>>1694839what
>>1694845hltv confirmed, the little stream hltv does where spunj and others discuss counter-strike, will be live in about ~20 minuteswhich was 5 minutes ago
>>1694856>show named confirmed>half the time is spent on unconfirmed rumours and gossip
thoughts?
S0tf1kStewie2kTechno4kLollipop21kI need 1 more
>>1694622average accountant is 95iq
>astralis went to watch a soccer match the night before the game against fazelolthey just don't give a shit anymore
is time for navi to do a mouz and get rid of their bot igl?
https://nitter.poast.org/erlsan/status/1904884214220103749Our guy jkaem exposed for being degenerate gambler it's over
>>1694899what the hell
>>1694899>lending $11k USD in virtual meme garbage that you have zero means of getting back from them, just so they can use it on broadcastgeniusgod I hate skinfaggotsjkaem is a slimeball as well
how do i "borrow" 10k skins? i also wanna.
>>1694887kamil, you don't need to be this desperate
>>1694920whos kamil
>>1694875almost like it's a meme or something
>>1694911be on a pro team, you don't even need to be good (see:jkaem) just need to be on a team
>>1694909but he played with them on major, that means I'll get $10000000 in overpay!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>1694911be on a pro team, you don't even need to be good (see:jL) just need to be on a team
about as good a statement as you can make tee bee haitch
>bro most pros aren't low IQ, they know about the game more than analysts always
>>1695021link the videodoes it have subtitles?
>>1695042okay i found it but no subtitleshttps://youtu.be/ohhYEDaOGm0
>>1694899he could steal $100k from skinefags and I wouldn't care, but I'm glad he's getting help for addiction
couldn't he just tell that's the way she goes?
>>1694682*Problem exists*>Man: Hmmm, I want to solve this problem. If it cannot be solved, I will change myself to adapt to the circumstances.>Woman: Waaaaaaah someone solve this problem for me!11!! It can't be solved? No, the world has to change itself for me!Love from Kazakhstan.
>>1694704>t.
the "i hate women because i am involuntarily celibate" post of the year award winner ^^^
>>1694751>>1694805This. Whenever there's a girl on the team, it's unfettered simping at best and treated normally at worst. I wouldn't take a r*dditor, let alone a f*male r*dditor seriously.
>1695122>>1694704
>umm sweaty i know better what experience you get and i can confidently as a man say that you're lying
kek this fatty mcfatfuck reddit simp thinks xhe can bait me into replying to xhim
>anon.jpg (19 KB, 300x300)>This. Whenever there's a girl on the team, it's unfettered simping at best and treated normally at worst. I wouldn't take a r*dditor, let alone a f*male r*dditor seriously.>kek this fatty mcfatfuck reddit simp thinks xhe can bait me into replying to xhim
Don't remember asking you to post a selfie?
4chan incel can't have sex so he complains about women on magog XD
can you all just kill yourselvesthat would be great thanks, just kill yourselves and end the posts on both sidesby the end of the day would be nice
Can't imagine a fate worse than being a simp. 0 self respect. Even /ourchinx/ is more respectable than whatever this redditard is posting.
>umm you don't hate le evil women in my wholesome gigachad male safe space conter stirk? SIMP!!!!!!
I'll let you have the last word, simpcel.
incels are forbidden from using -cel suffix unironically, that shows your lack of self-awareness
>>1695136>>1695140>>1695143>>1695145>>1695134
fnatic are playing their first game with jambo
>>1695153what happened to my nigga burmylov
>>1695151>>1695134
jkeam is based for stealing from a skinfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw18-4U7mtsNexa's time has come.
>>1695203>jkeam is based for stealing from a skinfagPeople like you deserve to be deported to a 3rd world shithole where your ass fucking belongs
>Wildcard have submitted Jake "Stewie2K" Yip on their roster for the PGL Astana NA Closed Qualifier, set to start on Wednesday. The news comes after the organization teased the 27-year-old's signing in a post on X.>It is currently unknown who the American veteran will replace or if he is a permanent addition to the squad.we're fuckin back bros
>>1695220>we're fuckin back brosThis.
>>1695226>shows up>wins your dogshit team a tournament >refuse to elaborate >leaves
>>1695231Basteeeeeee
>>1695231you forgot>proves that """igl""" is a vestigial hagiographical meme
Concerning US travel for the Blast Major With the increasing tensions, it seems random stoppages and discrimination are at an all time high for visitors at the US. I'm growing increasingly concerned that we will be randomly stopped at the airport for looking different and get detained as numerous stories have surfaced about it occuring.Is it even safe for me and my friend (south asian canadians) to go to the major?
it's up it's up it's up it's up it's up it's up it's up it's up it's up it's up it's up it's up it's up it's up it's up it's up it's up it's up it's up it's up it's up it's up it's up it's up https://youtu.be/LLsP_255kno
>>1695236LoL, usa is a literal 1930's authoritarian hellhole nowadays
>>1695236it is NOT safepujan, you FAGGOT, you WILL face our wrath for squandering the post-major c9 lineup and leading us with TEMERITY into DESTRUCTION and EUROPEAN MAJORITY
>>1695237s-staehr? rookie?
Stewie will be fine...NiKo on the other hand...
>1695236redditcel
>>1695245yeah a lot of those aren't really rookies
>>1695237Buy a ad
>We stay, Borya has to go...>Deal?>Deal.
imagine if sh1ro did thishe'd be like 8/10
>>1695246who was spiderman in that pic tho
there's no way this is true
>>1695262who the fuck is jambo and why is he getting sold for this amount of money?passion ua were just another tier 2 team before major, they fluke 2 bo1s in opening stage and now everyone there is the newest prodigy rofl
>>16952681.39 vs top 5 opponents (1 maps)1.24 vs top 10 opponents (6 maps)1.17 vs top 20 opponents (24 maps)1.09 vs top 30 opponents (64 maps)if you want a competent english-speaking awper, the market is very dry right now
>>1695268awper who has performed well in t2but like, he's no monesy and fnatic is a t2 team, them spending 6t00k just doesn't reasonable
>>1695273>he's no monesyit's not 2021fucking skullz was $600k, that heroic core was like $5 million
>>1695276how can the player prices be so high when prize pools are still only like $200k (total, not per player) for 1st place in t1 tournaments?
>>1695272>>1695276someone like mantuu or hades or jambo are worth about as much as NiKo in 2017 (when he already was one of the best riflers on the scene)rather insane to think about lol
>>1695285who mentioned mantuu or hadesjambo is a young prospect with good performances against top tier opponentsalso money was worth like 1/4 more back then
>>1695281>he thinks most of the money comes from winningsyou don't actually, do you?
>>1695237>npl>third consecutive rookie year
>>1695258why do they insist on making beautiful women ugly?
>>1695322beauty standards dictated by gay men
>>1695322>cherrypicking
>>1695322>theywho?
>>1695342I don't know, anonyou tell me
but who is kicked from wildcards?
>>1695418gotta be a swedoid
>>1695418me :(
https://www.hltv.org/team/13127/wildcard-academywildcard has an academy team of literal who yuroids?what the fuck?
>>1695421but thats a downgrade then
https://www.hltv.org/news/41294/wildcard-announce-stewie2k-addition-for-pgl-astana-qualifierhuge
WHERES THE UPDARTE
>>1695428
>>1695436Which of the 3 non-americans will he be replacing?
>>1695436Man, Liquid's had some bizarre rosters. This iteration with Grim, FalleN, and Stew; Shox; Patsi and Rainwaker.
sewage2k will not live up to the hypehe will embarrass himself and then everyone will memoryhole it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSS-p7eDqR4
>>1695470trvke
>>1695475yep it was on malbs>>1692659
>>1695470can you be more specific about this "hype"? only an idiot would think he's going to instantly be in top form, but him playing again is still "hype"
>>1695475>st00lpass (not passing stool)
>>1695504eat fiber
>>1695418>>1695431any of the non NAsthis is some vrs fuckery because they're on the edge of the MRQ and if they go to the MRQ they want to go to the NA one and not the EU one the rules would send them too if they kept their 2-2-1 split
>>1695470so?
>elige vs stew grudge match in Austin
>>1695521yuros are mad, tw0rstzzfags are made, feel like a br the way they'll never understand
>look i am pretending to be low iq to the same 5 people in the general during no gaem period XD
>>1695572Somebody has to do it
>>1695572>pretending
>>1695572My IQ is unironically below 100 (I'm a Faze fan if you were curious)
>>1695572My IQ is unironically above 140 (I'm a jLegend fan if you were curious)
>>1695572did you forget to quote a post
>>1695572>>1695594My IQ is actually 135, not joking, but I'm autistic, ADD, depressed and gay, I am a Faze fan, formerly Asstralis fan, I always had a crush on Karrigan, I find Danish men pretty attractive, right next to Dutch, Germanic and Anglosaxons men or however you call the white Americans.Unfortunately Faze without Ropz is not the same powerhouse anymore, I still love watching them play but I have no hopes for trophies in the near future.Poor Elige, he's good but this lineup is not working well at the monent, I hope things get better for him.
grim
nrg marsborne waiting room
>>1695616is hext honorary american
>>1695616
>>1695611bet you thought this was funny
>>1695622so ez for goat motm
>>1695615that's moe
jLEGEND
are we back?
>>1695629does corpse shooting and tbagging make people seethe really or is it just jloseri thought it was all fun and games
>>1695635This is one of those situations where jL being a loser is overshadowed by roaches being gay rape obsessed weirdos
>>1695629bm during the game is par for the course and based, bm after the game is unsportsmanlike and cringesimple as
>>1695629>nukes his rep by being a little bitch boy and doubling-down on itnow every dude on planet earth will shoot his bodyif navi somehow fluke through sp0r0t, apex is gonna rape his mind so hard he'll delete twitter
>>1695639donk will do it to him anyways if he catches wind of thiscrouch stamina should be uncapped in the post round for maximum tbagging
>>1695629KEKhttps://clips.twitch.tv/ThankfulDeliciousCookieTBTacoLeft-BJTE6pS4XVC9pRB_
If you trade skins to someone, those skins now belong to them. Thems the rules man.
>>1695639don't worry, the >i've realised the error of my ways tweet is coming about a week and a half
>>1695652cs is 2based, only e"sport" where you can get shamed for being a pusy bitch
>>1695629this guy needs to stop listening to his gf
>>1695629
jL is definitely gay, right? (i know he has a female fiance)
Clasia masterclass incoming
>>1695661>give them a couple of years, more experience and they'll be a threatthey're already older than any top cs team btw.
>>1695626There is no way a gay vietnamese could be part of the Faze fanbase, not like mentioning my IQ is one of the few things I can flex anonymously, I just had to cancel my trip to Cologne because a family member got involved in a car crash last night (they are fine, nobody died), I'm extremely angry and there are no games to watch until Friday, I haven't had sex in 8 years, my parents keep asking for grandkids, I have never touched a white man and my trip to europe is ruined, nothing goes right.This is indeed a really funny post.
>>1695664No, I dont think so.
JL is based for how much seethe he causes here.
>>1695667womb status?
Speaking of Vietnamese where does Dexter end up?
>>1695670>>1695671>jLegend is actually in the threadbiggest happening of 2025
is navi doing that badly?kind of funny if they get eliminated by spirit again though.
>>1695682Navi is disbanding haven't you heard?
>>1695674Faze.
>>1695682Being the 1-2 kinda requires having top 1-3 players who consistently dap on lesser gamersNavi getting their current results is about what you'd expect.
>>1695674g2col
https://x.com/partynauts_gg/status/1905078081569591500PA ARE BACK LFFFGGGG@ben1337cs @ogwizardCS @d4rtycs @sacrificeCS @xsany08
>>1695616Grizz is farming on low HP every round, somehow
>>1695616it was ecl bo1s? I thought I was missing real shit
SO FUCKING EZ FOR GOD MINUS BOYSFREE HEXT
so wtf is up with nounsare they just using the name or did they get paid?
>>1695767they do it for free
>>1695594>>1695597Just switch the numbers and you have 2 trvkes.
alistair going to astanagoat
MOUZ? MOUZ win.
>>1695873Proofs?
>>1695876Its in the puddin
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2380955/chicken-coop-vs-flyquest-red-pgl-astana-2025-north-america-closed-qualifiervrs was a mistake
>jokasteve: kicks mithR>HLTV: TWISTZZ IS LITERALLY VEGAN AND HITLER AND HE KICKS EVERYONE LIKE NIKO DEATH PENALTY NO2How does he do it?
>>1695916Two female teams in group A, well one is the tranny squad but at least they're both NA, the rest of the qualifier is infested with t3 europeans who think NA is free slots but never manage to actually do anything here>>1695954I just hate him because he left NA then came crawling back, fuck elige too
>>1695956NA is a dogshit region and I respect Twistzz for not hampering his talent playing with low iq muttsTime for EliGE, who gave this piece of shit a chance, to win with Europeans as well
>jkaem didn't scam one guy but $300k worth from a multitude of skinfagsLudo
are our guys hesta legit?
Liquid +siuhy according to rumors.HOLLY SHIT, ARE THEY BACK?
>>1696008shoulda been steel
>>1696008>rumorsfake until overdrive confirms
G2 miss another opportunity, peca masterclass
falcons jks
>>1696014They sign old stars, not just old guys
>>1696029Explain their entire team then.
jks bros.....
>>1696029dogster cucksan and t0.66es, famous old stars
one less paycheck stealer but naf's goodwill will surely run out at some point
>chad twistzz star fragger is back2025 top 20 prediction?
>>1696008they fell for the meme
wooo naffers our goat is back we are so back surely he's gonna be good under siuhy am I right
>>1696059he unironically looks like he's on something (other than weed)#NAFetty
>>1696070
>>1696070xanax
>>1695629I reckon xantares was only full autoing on the usp on the ground
you didn't hear it from me but naf will start fetty leaning on lan soon
>>1696070maybe he is. he can't handle pressure so he takes drugs to not give a fuck
ausfags in here are seething so fucking hard LMAO
>>1696087critique of one dogshit player does not equate to endorsement of another dogshit player
>>1696087Isn't it the middle of the night there?
how's sponge after the news?
ummm siuhy hater guy where are you
>>1696108>guy >singulari'm here thoughever
I am... forgotten...
>>1696008meh... the team would have way more potential but come on, it will still be the usual NA level of counter strike>>1695629kek what a bitch
>monesy when siuhy goes to Liquid and G2 extend snaxs contract instead
>>1696118he probably doesn't give a fuckjust putting in the hours before he leaves for faze or falcons
>>1696122true, but still sad considering all they had to do is -snax +igl and have a good teamthen -hunter +rifler and they would have had a great teamalso I think he'll go to VP before Falcons considering he wants to speak Russian and apparently doesn't actually like niko (source: thoorin)
>>1696133>all they had to do is -snax +igl and have a good teammake the call peca
>>1696142dexter jks heavygod and that team is #1 in asia
>>1696142based
>>1696133>he wants to speak Russian>doesn't actually like nikodidn't know either of those things but him on vp would be sick
>>1696133>apparently doesn't actually like niko (source: thoorin)How would thorin have the inside info on that?
siuhy's a good move good for Liquid. They need a better IGL than Twistzz who should stick to fragging and mid-round calling, and siuhy's quite aggressive which they need.Maybe jks can bum around on FQ until he retires or ends it here because I can't imagine he'll be going much farther in interested high-level teams teams.
>>1696172-liazz and FQ stop getting last every tournament
aussiesissyjkslovinggurls...NOT LIKE THIS!!!!!! BWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
>>1696172where does he have goodwill left?played on col (broke/na/bad blood), g2 and faze (not interested), and au teams. his ONLY non-au teammates left on english speaking teams are blamef fnatic (probably resentful+role clash), rush nouns (unsalaried, na), and jkaem bc.game (would be funny to go kick nexa out, might lose his skines)
https://www.hltv.org/news/41296/sources-liquid-target-siuhyFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKHe was meant to join G2 and not be part of that mutt roster. Although now Liquid has to qualify to the major through the EU VRS which might fuck them over.
>>1696201>Although now Liquid has to qualify to the major through the EU VRS which might fuck them overnah, they can compete without an all aim-no-brain player at the helm and without a bad anchor
I unironically like jks and think that he's very sexy but I want to make our aussiesissy mad so I will have to fake hate him and celebrate his departure right now...
Glad to see that JKS' paycheck-stealing days are over.
>>1696205I'm praying for Liquid's downfall and still for Snax to get kicked
>>1696171Taz told him (in a dream)
>>1696171I think I remember what that anon is talking about. IIRC Thorin said that m0NESY and NiKo aren't the super close buddies that they are perceived as by the community. That doesn't mean they dislike each other at all.
are you hyped for tomorrow?
>>1696217Not really, I might have a gooning session this evening(approx.. 3 hours)
>>1696217i'm hyped for TODAY bro
>>1696218it worked last timegl, J
>>1696220Based in-the-moment-liver
>>1696224AND the college hockey tourney drops puck in an hour
Jame
>>1696226i agree
>TFW even reddit says bad things about you...
>>1696229you should stay over there
>>1696230Austrooniasissies, how will we cope?
loser J = jLlil J = Jimpphatbig J = Jamehuge J = JW
>>1696229fuck off
>>1696225Is your school playing?
>>1696235based doxer
>>1696229this was an interesting clip, nobody smiled at him for that clutch, they didn't smile at his reaction. terrible team spirit in navi. they'll most likely disband after the major.
>>1696232le funny banter master mood raiser australian maymaymeanwhile their best player is an emo autist.
>>1696235no >we are bad this year
>>1696241I said it before and I will say it again, bad omen is looming around navi, no good and blad3 knows it...
HOLY SHIT-jL+JKS
>>1696241jl has been done a disservice by navi's team constructionhe was supposed to be the retarded 70iq hypeman who keeps spirits high and pats s1mple on the back after a big play, he was never supposed to be a real cs player. it's like a monkey being taken out of the zoo and told to balance a checkbook
>>1696247>Oh I will make a silly face without looking at the camera! Ohhhh yeah this will definitely end up on a front page of my favorite subreddit!!!!
>>1696247>that webmwonderful fucked up again didn't he?
jL IS Navi right now
>>1696252no s1mple did something crazyit's probably one of the highlights clipped in https://www.hltv.org/matches/2365247/natus-vincere-vs-g2-blast-premier-fall-groups-2023
>>1696256blade looks with disgust
>>16962411 hp ace? yeah an insane play and could've been the beginning of navi turning it around. but the navi players doesn't show much emotion.
>>1696229He's playing against Reddit's favorite team on Friday
>>1696266Shut the fuck up dude
>>1696266he left navi? wtf
>jL joined g2wtf?
>>1696266>spirit kicked zontix for jLlmao why would they do that
>>1696049>top 20Are you even allowed in the top 20 if your team isn't?
>>1696267>>1696269>>1696277I can't believe my post made you so mad that you replied three times!
>>1696280i got really really madi've calmed down now, sorry
glaive vs big J in 5https://www.hltv.org/matches/2380911/ence-vs-parivision-pgl-astana-2025-europe-closed-qualifier
>>1696290is there like an official stream on youtube, in english?
why the fuck is tnl allowed to play when one of their players got banned for matchfixing 2 weeks ago?
>>1696318https://www.twitch.tv/Trottah
>>1696290We are watching >>1696318No its a qualifier. Watch TravCS or Trottah for english
how do people not kys themselves if they're forced to use twitch as a platform
>>1696326retards who don't know how to use computers watch ads and pay money and subsidize your use of streamlinkbe grateful
>>1696326just use theatre mode
>>1696326The followers of Big J must go through trials and tribulations.
>>1696331trvke
how much do people like old t1 players that are playing t2 care? i'm talking players like krimz, flusha, gla1ve etc.feels like they got enough money already and just playing t2 part time for fun.
>>1696335most are just doing it to pad their savings at that point but i think jame still has that dog in him
>>1696335they're probably talentless and couldnt realistically justify being a neet or working another job that suits their skill level like working at mcdonalds
>>1696335I think glaive cares more than those other guys, IGLing some danestack has to be funner than playing with these bots
>>1696335>flooshaanon I....
qikert, my goat
>>1696342>IGLs >frags
damn, ence is getting GAPED
>>1696346less gaped than faze vs vp tho
"fucking awp...stupid gun for stupid players." - donkhmmmmmm
Really wanna see Pari vs VP
glaive ace?
>>1696350KWAB
>>1696344he learned from the best
>>1696351positioning (the aspect of the game that requires the most intelligence) is much more important to be a good awper than a good rifler
>>1696233zased
I'm the biggest Liquid hater (both physically and metaphorically) on the planet, and I believe +Siuhy (IGL) -JKS/NAF is a really good. It might be the only good move in the history of Liquid.
>>1696378still not a complete roster because someone will have to change roles and they still have a dead weight player
>>1696381Yeah Twistzz will have to stop IGLing obviously so he can pick up the slack of JKS/NAF.
siuhy is joining liquid as an AWPer. -ultimate
No way WildCard remove phzy for stewie awp
>>1696280i know you can't
>>1696389no, he's gonna be the igl
>>1696393nice element inspect
you can tell aleksib and wonderful hate each otherhttps://youtu.be/3OvE6t2UIQ0?t=29645
>>1696398Hello!
danedogs swapped quarter finals schedule. How can I not hate them?
I am 15k rating and I don't understand why my skill is so map dependent. And its not knowing angles, I know all the maps pretty well, but it feels like the same fights I would win on Ancient, I am losing on Anubis. I can win some crazy fights on Train sometimes peeling people of headshot angles, but then I consistently wiff someone running at me through B Main on Anubis, its so weird making me feel schizo, like I get worse hit registration on the map. Same with Mirage. Fuck this gay game.
>>1696398i can't believe how mad you are!
>>1696411play dm
>>1696404>21:15:37Hello Jimi
>>1696411you have a "shit map radar" built-in inside your bodygg go next
>>1696415I dont like DM, because I play so much better in DM than I do in a normal game. I headshot only pretty much in DM, for some reason its hard for me to do that in a normal game. But again its like that is worse on certain maps. Maybe its my PC performance or graphics on certain maps, I dunno I usually get more frames than my monitor's refresh rate, but could be related to spikes of fps drops I dont notice or something
>>1696353what?
are ESIC gonna investigate PARIVISION? looking at them raping the FUCK out of ENCE, their *supposed* equal both in VRS and HLTV, I have massive doubts they would lose to Alliance, Monte, SINNERS unless they're matchfixing
>>1696431>I have massive doubts they would lose to Alliance, Monte, SINNERSwhy
>>1696431sinners and monte are t2 cheaters
>>1696437because all those are complete dogshit and have no business wasting bandwidth of twitch with their faceit pug gamesand PARIVISION look like a real team
>>1696421Download CapFrameX and check your 1% lows. Yes, performance sucks and some maps can be playable while others can be unplayable. It's unlikely, because Train is one of the least optimized pieces of shit and you do fine on that, but it could still be something about your system that changes and creates inconsistency. For example, if you use two monitors at different refresh rates, then having something moving/flashing (causing the signal to be redrawn) on the second will result in microstutters on Windows.
are RPS gonna investigate ROCK? looking at them raping the FUCK out of Szrz, their *supposed* equal both in RRS and RPTV, I have massive doubts they would lose to Pape, ppr-gg, PAPER unless they're matchfixing
>>1696421>I dont like DM, because I play so much better in DM than I do in a normal gameit's this mindset that will hurt you, why do you care what happens in dm? it's for training mechanics and warming up. Anon is telling you to practice your mechanics and get over the "tilt" of dying in dm so it doesn't happen in a real game. Practicing headshots is good to do but you should also practice just killing the person as fast as possible, you're probably taking too long to line up a headshot without realizing it instead of just getting the kill
https://x.com/1bird_d/status/1904693795280527869ahem
>>1696470A CUTE
>>1696411Even pros are better on some maps than others and they know every map much better than you, it's normal
>>1696470hear me out...
yekindar is the most persecuted player in CS historywhat happened to him is a demonic tragedy
>>1696484what happened to him
>>1696484>play under Big J>war breaks out>doubt Jesus and leave him>believers FL1T and Qikert get rewarded with a Major win>double-crosser YEKINDAR gets jailed in hell (Team Liquid)biblical
polish-canadian liquid you sayin?
>>1696484>a demonic tragedyThis, unironically
>>1696487umm atheistbros, what is our answer?..
>>1696487AHAHHAHA HOLY KEK!!!
>>1696487this is why you don't doubt big J
>>1696487>gets fed all this usaslop and turns into a huge blob (was considered a really good lookin' guy back in the day)
>>1696496>was considered a really good lookin' guy back in the dayqueer ass nigga find another site
>>1696487Big J posting has saved this shithole of a general. That and some Grimposting.
>>1696488>extremely punchable face>one of those weird "never quite left puberty" voices >dogshit takes about everythingname a more annoying cs pro (hard mode, no jLoser)
>>1696496>>gets fed all this usaslop and turns into a huge blobMeanwhile, God Jame...
>>1696496>(was considered a really good lookin' guy back in the day)kek this nigga really can't stop talking about handsome dudes, how many cocks you sucked today huh homo? 500?
>>1696500
>>1696499>>1696503This is a know fact in the community, sweeties...)
>>1696504are you the guy seething about grimposting?
the world of esports is not prepared for the revelation that the best esports player ever, Donk, is gay (and russian)
>>1696508no it's just so gay to pretend reddit memes are "saving the """general""""have some shame
>>1696510>the world of esportsyou have to go back...
>>1696510it wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't obviously a bottom
Wouldn't know what reddit memes are like, never been there.
>>1696512>reddit memesliterally obsessed. perhaps you should return and are you implying it's not a general? if not, then what is it?
>>1696517how new
>Yekindar suc-ACKKKKKK AHHHHH What the fuck man, a headkick, are you fucking crazy????, call an ambulance!!!! (collapses)
>>1696521great answercan't imagine anything more pathetic than being proud of how long you've been here btw
>>1696523>>1696504
>>1696522>yekindar_shadow_boxing.webm
>>1696525>webmplease, webmguy, we need you more than ever...
>>1696523Grimpostinghaters are too low IQ to even reply to, I wouldn't waste my breath on them.
better yet... post... s1mple.webm
>>1696528
>>1696531
>>1696532>A large 2 meter glowing circle inserted into a fucking celling Yekintard...
>>1696502JAME 1 majorn*ko 0 major
>>1696536Grim (You know the drill)
>>1696506True, 4channel.org gay as hell ngl wit you senpai
Daily reminder that Valve are demanding that TOs announce where their events are being held over a year in advance yet we don't know where the second major of 2025 will be yet
>>1696554Romania
>>1696554they want to build up hype through speculation, which is smart
>>1696554Insider here, later today Trump is signing the Make NA CS Great Again act which will mandate the second major takes place in Boston with a special Medal of Honor ceremony for 2018 C9.
>>1696554>valve: owns the game>TOs: slimy pieces of shitknow your difference
>>1696560Valve: spineless fucks how don't enforce their own rulesTOs: Chads doing whatever they want knowing the virgins over at Valve won't do shit.
>TOs: Chadsyummy sandnigger mutilated chub sluuuuuuuuuuuurp
>>1696562>doing whatever they want knowing the virgins over at Valve won't do shithttps://www.hltv.org/news/36818/valve-to-end-team-and-tournament-organizer-partnerships-starting-in-2025valve cucked esl and blast out of millions
>>1696560>>1696562>>1696563All of you are cocksuckers, you just suck different cocks.
How much street cred would I get from rocking a Forest DDPat Specialist Gloves + Kukiri Knife combo?
>>1696564>https://www.hltv.org/news/36818/valve-to-end-team-and-tournament-organizer-partnerships-starting-in-2025damn that's crazy ngl frfr what's up with that ESWC partnership program btw that totally isn't run by the same guys that own EFG?
>>1696566wow...............u've rly made me c.............it's all klear now................ur smart asl bro..........
>>1696448Interesting, I will have to check that out, I do have dual monitors and one is definetly lower refresh rate (HDMI) vs. my main which is DP>>1696460Maybe not liking DM is wrong. Its just for some reason its easy for me to lock in and have good mechanics in DM, while in a real game they don't translate because some sort of panic reflex kicks in and I prioritize getting shots on target, rather than killshots. Its some kind of mentality debuff that is not present in DM. Its kind of like when people spam their pistols instead of timing their shots, but for all guns. I unconsciously seem to have my crosshair placement lower in real games vs. DM. Almost like I don't want to go for headshot in case I wiff. While in DM there is no consequences for wiffing, so I go for headshots more and have pristine mechanics. I'm not a god or anything in DM, I dont have the best flicking or reaction time, but my crosshair placement and peaking mechanics are pretty good in DM, especially compared to a real game. I think its also the mentality that enemies are everywhere in DM, while in a real game its really easy to lose that mentality and peak something without actually expecting someone there. I constantly feel like I am peaking to react to someone being there, versus actually peaking with an expectation of someone being there.
>>1696570>Club's acceptance and participation in the program does not guarantee a spot at the Esports World Cup 2025. All Clubs will be required to qualify through traditional methods to earn their spot in each game’s EWC tournament.if they give different revshare to different teams, a new ence+snappi can complain and get their license stripped
>>1696578>taking an arab's word at face valuengmi
>>1696581https://www.hltv.org/events/8039/esports-world-cup-2025it's all vrs+1 slot for an asian qualifier, which is itself 50% vrs and 4 more regional qualifiers
The Call of Duty world Championship (basically a greater importance to their game than a major because its once a year vs. ~1.5 majors a year in CS) was announced to be in Kitchener Ontario. I thought it was hilarious as a Canadian. But then I thought about it, and they have had major CS tournaments in nothing burger cities like Katowice and Cluj all the time.
>>1696582Are you really this stupid? It's not about teams qualifying to that banana cup. It give is ESL a mechanism to exert pressure onto teams without the Louvre agreement but rather the access to the ESWC which isn't controlled by the same people (tm).
>>1696589>access to the ESWC*ESWC club program
>>1696588>~1.5 majors a year in CShuh?
>>1696590>>1696589>>1696582>>1696581>>1696578>>1696570How does this affect Parivision's chance at making the Major?
>>1696594Since CSGO:2013: 12014: 22015: 32016: 22017:22018: 22021: 12022: 22023: 12024: 22025: 1Average: 1.72I guess I had a little bit of recency bias, but its about correct.
>>1696588>NOOO YOU HAVE TO HOST YOUR MAJORS IN HUSTLING BUSTLING CITYRINOS WHERE YOU GET STABBED AS SOON AS YOU STEP OUTSIDE THE AIRPORT
>>1696599oh I skipped 2019 and 2020, which had 2 and 0 majors. That would bring the average down to 1.62 majors a year.
Daily reminder
>>1696599So basically two a year except for covid years
>>16965992 is the standard>1 when csgo esports had just started out >3 when it was the most hyped up>none during the pandemic>1 to in the fall to get things started again>1 because it was the last csgo major
https://www.hltv.org/news/41298/b1ad3-i-think-for-us-it-is-crucial-to-become-more-humble#r66119930>B1ad3 acknowledges NAVI is going through a tough period but sees signs of resilience. He emphasizes that teams evolve constantly and must adapt. NAVI is working on a seven-map pool to compensate for their lack of raw star power compared to teams like Vitality or Spirit. The team also needs to stay humble and maintain motivation like underdog teams.>He agrees with Aleksib that NAVI won many close games last year due to individual performances, but that hasn’t happened this year. Mentality and confidence are key factors—when the team expects easy matches, they struggle. The loss to Eternal Fire, for example, exposed a lack of fight and awareness of the competitive scene's evolution.>Regarding team tensions (e.g., handshakes and conflicts), B1ad3 downplays their significance, calling them minor issues blown out of proportion by the media. He believes different personalities and cultural backgrounds naturally lead to disagreements but sees this as part of team development.>On the evolving meta, he mentions tools like Skybox EDGE make it harder to maintain dominance on a single map, so NAVI’s seven-map pool helps them stay unpredictable.>As for Vitality, he sees them in a “honeymoon phase” with high confidence, similar to FaZe’s dominance after adding ropz. Beating them will require NAVI to regain their mental strength and adaptability.>B1ad3 also often parallels certain situations to on-going Russo-Ukrainian War, saying that media establishing narratives with out-of-context clips resembles Russian propaganda.
>>1696599>>1696607also, not sure why you said 1 for 2025 since it's confirmed we'll get 2
>>1696599if only Messi was a counter strike player, we'd had 4 majors per year.
There should be only 1 major per year. Gooners will understand why.
>>1696608Navi only won the major because of the retarded kovac cousins peeking one by one like retards
>>1696596Not at all.
>>1696614>Major was kind of a miracleactual quote from this interview
With siuhy no longer an option for G2 what's the play? It's known that G2 consider huNter as a possible future igl so it's either him or Snax.
>>1696618yes but they were the strongest team for a while then, so it was not a fluke like the outsiders
I fucking hate donk
>>1696607>>1696606I mean my point still stands. It doesnt seem like a hard target of 2 a year, but more like 1 every 5-8 months.Also there is only one major this year, unless they announce another one for november or december, not sure how far in advance they announce these things, but the Austin major is in June. The last time they had a major in July or August, it was the last Major of the year, they have never had one in June.
wouldn't you be able to basically fix cheating in online tournaments by just forcing the players to have two cameras on, one from the front showing the face and then another which films the monitor?
>>1696621>they were the strongest team for a while thenThey weren't, they bombed out of the very next event and only started doing something after ESWC
why is he pretending like the team isn't about to disband?
>>1696610Ok my bad, I didn't know. Ultimetaly my point was that CoD world championship (relative to their esport) is a bigger deal than a CS major so everyone is clowning them for having it in Kitchener, but then I thought about CS Majors being in similar sized cities. Maybe its weirder for NA to have it in a city some Canadians havent even heard of and no Americans have ever heard of because all cities are so spread out and you have to travel really far potentially.
>>1696631>why is he pretending like the team isn't about to disband?Because that's part of what he's being paid for.
>>1696619I believe they will give huNter the IGL role, they can sign a star player instead of Snax
>>1696644Professeur and SPUNJ on HLTV Confirmed said that G2 have been grooming huNter- into an IGL role, and he himself admitted that he's likely gonna be one in the future.
>>1696634>Because that's part of what he's being paid for.Oh, right...
>>1696626lil bro doesn't know about the anal beads ::skull::::skull::Jokes aside there are audio cheats. Cheating isn't even the biggest problem, matchfixing is.
>>1696577i recommend you put yourself in as many terrible positions as possible in dm while practicing a specific aspect of your mechanics, it will feel like shit for a long time until eventually one day you realize you're only thinking about the macro in a real game and just fragging as needed
>>1696650shitters need to cheat to get into good enough t2 tournaments to matchfix in the first place
>>1696649blade got away too easy with failing to qualify for the playoffs of 2 of the last 3 majors desu
>>1696652Well I assumed you were talking about T2/T3 tournaments like CCT.
>>1696655you don't get it into cct tournaments for free by just asking
My suggestion for stopping people from cheating online is to get everyone competing and make them play from the same place, preferably in the same room as each other with people who were organising the tournament present.
>>1696631This can be the disaster that I have always hoped for...
>>1696623the only times it has ever deviated from the standard two is at the peak of commercial success, during a pandemic (and getting events started after said pandemic), and during a transition from one game to the otherit's not that complicated >>1696632i get it but ultimately both the cod tos and cs tos deserve commendations for letting all lovers of the game (or as many as possible, at least) get a chance to view it livei think they probably pick locations based on how easy it is for people to get there from surrounding cities and countries
taz says that snax does nothing wrong and is the best igl ever
>>1696673where
>>1696678>wherehltv retard
>>1696678read between the lines
>>1696681what do you want him to say?
-Snax+s1mple/kyousuke/any fragger out thereAnd huNter igl
>>1696685maybe that snax fucking sucks and needs to go?
Accidentally did a thing... Tell me i am beautiful bros
>>1696692WHAT ARE THOOOOSE
>>1696695No....nooooooIt was supposed to stop after highschool.....
anons what knife i should buy? Budget is 400$ and switch animation has to be quick
>>1696698KUKRI
>>1696698They all have the same switch time
>>1696698>switch animation has to be quicklol what
While we're on the topic of knives answer me niggas >>1696567
>>1696698On a serious note literally nothing beats the snappy pullout of a stiletto >>1696701The time between pulling out and damaging is the same but not the animation time.
>>1696692i just like the gloves. id cop a classic knife over that shit 2bh
>>1696705Some other guy in my 5 stack already has the classic vanilla otherwise I'd rock it now
Nobody has ever complimented my knife. It's either silence or insults.
>>1696701>>1696702try doing some movement with butterfly and with default one. It is placebo but working one
>>1696692You will never be him.
>>1696713Red tippy?
stewie retvrn 5 minutes
>>1696718What's a red tippy?
>>1696703Like a vanilla kukri? I would respect you but most of the community only thinks in terms of flashy or "clean af bro" skinsYou should pair it with stuff like AK Jaguar and M4 Flashback and go full jungle soldier
>>1696725>Like a vanilla kukri?No as in both gloves and knife in Forest DDpat.
>>1696724Marble Fade Stiletto some anon used to post here before he sold it. What knoif you got?
>>1696724dog penis
>>1696728I find Forest DDpat on knives actively ugly. You should go with the jungle loadout idea it's better
>>1696733I just want to get some knife+gloves. My skins aren't themed at all, I get one for each Major with 5 autograph stickers from my team.
for me? ursus
do we agree?
>>1696735You can buy unhinged gloves for $100 and they combo absolutely perfectly with any metallic looking knife in the game or really anything
>>1696741other than dev0rce, midky, and xantares being way too high, it's pretty good
>>1696735Bowie Lore + badlands handwraps
>>1696742Fingerless gloves work well with a T loadout but don't do it for me on CT. Although a casehardend glove and Ursus for T side would be nice.>>1696741No. Also what is that resolution?
>>1696741>do we agree?
>>1696745the device s rating is probably just because electronic remembers getting owned by him for years so he still respects him.>>1696747here's the video. there's english subtitles.https://youtu.be/ohhYEDaOGm0
>>1696749>here's the videoI'm not giving electroNigger a view.
>>1696741I assume this isn't rated left to right, otherwise I might kill myself after looking at this>dev0rce too high>sh0r0 too high>elige too hihg>shitky too high>flamez too low>froozen too low>magixx too high>torszi too low>techno too low>sonic WAY too low wtf?rating: worst tier list I've seen in cs2 yet
>>1696749>the device s rating is probably just because electronic remembers getting owned by him for years so he still respects him.true but it doesn't change the fact that he fell off + literally shits his pants on lan
>>1696752>sonic WAY too low wtf?what? question is why this literal who was even in the tier list.
-phzy>>1696756he eliminated electronic at shanghai THOUGH
>>1696756started watching in 2024?
is malbs next yekindar?
>>1696758>played for a decade>never had a high placement in a t1 tournament???
>>1696760>unwrangled tard who lost his handler and took new roles at least he isn't ego igl'ing yet
>>1696760i could definitely see that but i think both perform far below their potential because of a lack of guidance (they need tard wranglers to be at their best)
>>1696761so you started watching in 2024, thanks for a confirmation
>>1696768south african?
>>1696770someone who isn't a cs2 baby
>>1696772there's obviously a fuck ton of players which are much more relevant and not in that tier list
whats goin on bros
>Liquid: +T.cwe are so back
>>1696775he was shit in dallas too
>>1696776>>Liquid: +T.cReal?
>>1696778no
>>1696776his dumb retarded smile all the time on col gave me fraud vibes
>>1696776holy dgaf vibes
>>1696781god forbid a nigga smiles
>>1696784Yes.
>>1696783we call it aura now, unc
>wins
is valorant good?
>>1696806chill with friends desu
>>1696757>-phzyhorrible move man what are we doin here
>>1696811stewie is a stand-in, phzy got fucked over by the customs
Does NA have no players they can use besides Stewie?
>>1696589>Are you really this stupidhmm>To the degree that Tournament Operator compensates Teams, Rosters or Athletes for appearing at Tournaments in any other way (e.g. guaranteed payments for appearances, revenue shares in sponsorships or media rights etc.), Tournament Operator will publish comprehensive information of all such compensation.>Any agreement between Tournament Operator and Participant needs to be non-discriminatory and identical for all Participants. In particular, if Tournament Operator is going to share revenue or otherwise provide financial support, then such support must be equivalent for all Participants or otherwise determined by an objective KPI that is applied equally to all Participants, including Participants that have been directly invited, qualified or entered through a Wildcard Invite determined before Participants are selected. Such support must be accessible by all Participants, determined by the Participant's performance in the Tournament or another objective merit-based KPI related to the Tournament (e.g. viewership numbers of matches involving the respective Participant or by the Roster's VRS ranking on the Invitation Date).>Tournament Operator and Tournament staff may not have any business relationship, including, but not limited to, shared management, shared ownership of entities, licensing, and loans, whether related to Valve Games or otherwise (each an "Entanglement") with any Participant unless approved by Valve and publicly disclosed. > Regardless of any agreements between Tournament Operator and Participants that pertain to compensation, all Participants of the same stage of the Tournament shall receive equal treatment in all aspects of the event.unless there's a published objective kpi for who's in the club, someone who's not getting paid can complain and get their cs license terminatedor they exempt the cs portion of the event from it
>>1696808+ fewer russians+ very well optimized+ the "moba" style allows for more variety in your gameplay-since you're in first person you can barely tell what's going on when ults are happening-goofy ahh skins that can't be sold or traded-more holding angles and short sprays because there aren't spray patterns -more normies, gays, and said people carrying their useless normie friends or significant others-dogshit as a "viewer sport"
>>1696818That aren't already playing in the same qualifier? Not really
>>1696820meant for >>1696806
>>1696781hatin ass nigga LMAOOOOO
>>1696825ratlike visage
>>1696806I like most of the maps. Apparently they are bad at a high level, but as a noob they felt really intuitive, and had logical routes to rotate and flank.It feels so much less expressive than CS, the shooting/movement feels like some slow beta version of CS, its very jarring. I haven't really played it in 3 years so maybe its different now, but I don't think its as aids as CS fans make it out to be because its a lot closer to CS gameplay wise than it is Overwatch or a MOBA. I usually played Reyna (her utility is piss simple and entirely selfish and not team oriented), or the Robot that has a CS style flash and molly. That way I am not a hindrance to my team not understanding how to use my utils.
>>1696806No.
>>1696806Too much hero mechanics = less focus on shooting.
>>1696831>and had logical routes to rotate and flank.What maps don't?
what mice and grip styles do you guys use?i'll start>pulsar x2v2 mini >fingertip
>>1696806my understanding is that it started out mid and then they keep adding more and more retarded shit to it
>>1696849op1 8kclaw fingertip hybrid
>>1696849deathadder v2i dont think about that nerd shit
>>1696851this is just an equivalent of being a B anchor on mirage and receiving a full util B rush
>>1696851Yeah this looks cancerous.I have played it for a few dozens of hours a long time ago. The one thing I remember liking was that you didn't need to learn retarded line ups for utility like cs.
>>1696858they don't got attack dogs and sprints and wallhacks and wall (walls) when I play mirage
>>1696851
>>1696862we got a wise guy over here
>>1696858not really
>>1696861Learning util lineups is no different than learning all the heroes various passives and meme abilities
>>1696862no shitthe games have different genresgoogle what equivalent means>>1696865he ate like 8 abilites and a couple of ults, yeah really
Freak dropping wisdom on stream and you clowns aint listening!
>>1696864I wasn't really jokingcs is very simple, it's 2/3 of a rock paper scissors. nade pops smoke, smoke pops mollya retard could understand cs in like 10 rounds, and you can watch a game from a decade ago because there's been 1 significant change. by comparison, my understanding is that valorant added a guy who can challenge you to an isolated duel arena mid-round
>>1696867>>1696869
>>1696868he was obviously right about shroud > s0mplewe don't even need to discuss it
>>1696868qrd
>stick face in market pillar against B rush>immune to all util >play get_right>basically have to get timing flashed, you can express skill by turning itvs whatever the fuck that is >>1696851
niggas with 0 hours in a moba don't understand what abilities dowhat a shocker
Abilities are gay
>>1696872basically shroud>s1mple, fruitcupx is a faggot baiter, and stew finna win the major. Tune in steppa
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2380906/nouns-fe-vs-nyx-empyre-esl-impact-league-season-7-north-americaget the fuck in here
>>1696846I'm looking them up. The one with the fucking zipline down the middle/under the map, Fracture, is fucking weird and I really didn't enjoy, especially on CT. And one of the newer ones (I know I said I haven't played in 3 years, I've played maybe 15 games sporadically with friends in that timeline) called Abyss, it has a weird ass layout with a cavernous mid, secret jump platforms on the edge of cliffs, picrel.Split, Ascent, Haven (even with 3 bomb sites) I would say are excellent. Pearl, Sunset, Icebox are pretty good. Lotus has a great layout, but I'm not sure how I feel about the destructible and activatable doors. That being said I'm a fucking Val noob, I have maybe 100 hours on it compared to like 1.5k on CS.
>>1696874i've played a lot of league and it's different because you have an overviewvalorant is a clusterfuck
>be me, hardcore CS player>refuse to touch Valorant, “CS for babies”>homies force me to try itmovement weird, abilities cringeabout to uninstall>then I hear hercutest voice in voice chat>“Let’s have fun!~”>heart skips a beat>she’s cracked, carries the game>add her, start duoing every night>she teaches me lineups, I teach her spray control>months pass, we fall for each other>finally ask her out—she says yes>now married, still argue CS vs. Val>“CS is pure skill”>“yeah but can you rez me?”>never thought I'd find love in a game I hated
>>1696861It literally just gatekeeps shitters from doing util execs which is good. Higher skill ceiling and it requires actual coordination to do a smokewall, less now with droppable smokes, in valorant you just click your 2 3 4 smokes down on the map exactly where you want em it shows you what it covers and you click confirm. Then some retard just +w in throwing their hyper easy popflash or one way blind and wow you got site. Some flashes even have quirky voicelines for when you flash someone for super easy info so you know when you can or can't swing.
>>1696874actual valotranny huh
>>1696882kek I did this for the month I played
>>1696885uwu do you kiss your eboyfriend with that mouth
>>1696863>8 secondscan you be blinded that long?
>>1696885Yet you post about pro CS. Curious.
I get it. And its shit.
niggas b like>>1696874>hours in a mobacome bully this nigga>>1696866yes the fuck it is
>>1696887Full blind turning into another one a couple seconds later maybe. I remember this as being him getting gangbanged by flashes tho
>>1696891>yes the fuck it isNo it isn't.
>>1696882I don't know how I feel about it, but its interesting in valorant you dont get flashed through smoke. Its probably better that you do get flashed through smoke, but it is kind of fun to pop flash out of them in val blind. I also like how they are cartoonishly boolean. You either are in the smoke and have no vision, or you are out of it, no gradient like in CS. I'm not saying CS should mimic these things, but I could easily see CS nerds shitting on these mechanics, but I don't think they are necessarily bad for Valorant. Another one is that you have full vision within the smoke so you can catch someone trying to walk through it from inside, thats pretty neat.
>>1696880>>she’s cracked, carries the gamestopped reading right thereeither made up or a tranny
>>1696891total iphone W
>>1696897>he doesn't know about valo girls
>>1696891of course this brainlet has never heard of fischer random and 4 player chess
>>1696884Same got top 1000 in 70 games from fresh acc then uninstalled.>>1696880pic related is both you and your gf
s1mple looks good on stream man, gimmesteelstewbraxs1mpleclasiaand were cookin
>>1696899if you're ever getting carried by a woman she's a pro, a "woman" and/or you suck
stewiebros are we back?
>>1696891he's not wrongclassic chess is a solved game for indians
>>1696905the boer wouldnt let the chinese man AWP man it aint no thang
>>1696904valorant skill floor is so high that anyone can pop off
>>1696905is he igl?
>>1696909skill ceiling matches the floor such a great way to spend my time boy do i love gambling on slot machines but hey at least i can edate :DDD
>>1696903brax is as washed and mushbrained as stew these dayssteels the only one with longevity because he's autistic for cs and cares about the deeper aspects beyond clicking heads
>>1696912millions are thinking this
>>1696914good thing i'm a socioeconomic class above them isn't it
btw this is what these people are pretending is normal and "just like learning smoke lineups" (which spectators don't even need to notice)>ACTIVATE a Star to form a Gravity Well. Players in the area are pulled toward the center before it explodes, making all players still trapped inside Vulnerable.>toss down a stim beacon. Upon landing, it creates a field that grants players a Combat Stim and a Speed Boost.>EQUIP a Sonic Sensor. The sensor monitors an area for enemies making sound. It concusses that area if footsteps, weapons fire, or significant noise are detected. This ability can be picked up to be REDEPLOYED.>EQUIP a prowler. FIRE to send the prowler forward. HOLD FIRE to steer the prowler towards your crosshair. The prowler will chase down the first enemy or terror trail it sees, and Nearsight the enemy on impact.>EQUIP Wingman. FIRE to send Wingman forward seeking enemies. Wingman unleashes a Concussive blast toward the first enemy he sees. ALT FIRE when targeting a Spike site or planted Spike to have Wingman defuse or plant the Spike. >EQUIP to assemble prismatic energy. FIRE to push an indestructible wall of energy forward that blocks bullets>INSTANTLY propel Jett high into the air.>EQUIP a covert Alarmbot. FIRE to deploy a bot that hunts down enemies that get in range. After reaching its target, the bot explodes and applies Vulnerable to enemies in the area.>EQUIP a shrouded step ability and see its range indicator. FIRE to begin a brief channel, then teleport to the marked location.>EQUIP an owl drone. FIRE to deploy and take control of movement of the drone. While in control of the drone, FIRE to shoot a marking dart. This dart will Reveal the location of any player struck by the dart.if you don't have moba stockholm syndrome this sounds so incredibly shitbtw this was like 1/8 of the "basic abilities" not even the ults
>>1696916valotranny no one is reading that
>>1696913>steels the only one with longevity because he's autistic for cs and cares about the deeper aspects beyond clicking headshe's also a whiny, annoying jew who NO ONE wants to hear yapping in their ears nearly daily
>>1696913fine - brax +oBo
>>1696919i do
>>1696916>getting lost in flavor text in 2025rofl
>>1696916shant be reading this slop but i assume you're right based on the last two linesLoL is at least impressive because even if you've only briefly watched it, you know that faker is doing stuff that should be impossible valorant just sucks to watch
>>1696882>in valorant you just click your 2 3 4 smokes down on the map exactly where you want emWhy exactly is this a bad thing though?There isn't really much skill involved in doing a lineup. The main reason its a good mechanic in CS is that you need to be in certain parts of the map in order to do certain lineups, which influences your map control, and also has information implications to your enemies, not because you actually have to click buttons to do them.Being able to pick your spots in Valorant reduces these things, but emphasizes the strategic component of them more. Its less about how to do them, and way more about knowing how to use them and when. This will help people think of the game more strategically quicker.
>>1696924seek help
>>1696925nt but I actually can read it, and that's the problemif cs added heals, turrets, walls, sprints and dashes, sensors, teleports, resurrects, etc. I would stop playing and watching
>>1696929does valorant really have heals and ressurects?
I miss when we just argued about Australia vs China when no games were on.
>>1696929good for you i guess? don't play valorant then?
>>1696930>EQUIP a healing orb. FIRE with your crosshairs over a damaged ally to activate a Heal-Over-Time on them. ALT FIRE while Sage is damaged to activate a self Heal-Over-Time.>EQUIP a resurrection ability. FIRE with your crosshairs placed over a dead ally to begin resurrecting them. After a brief channel, the ally will be brought back to life with full health.
>>1696927>Why exactly is this a bad thing though?nta but because it prevents pros from one-tricking maps because there are more components to training than just clicking headsalso, it's something that can be fucked up in high pressure moments and fuck-ups and recovering from those fuck-ups is a huge part of what makes cs exciting to watch
>>1696925You sound like a faggot with more hours of moba than cs if you think any of that has a place in any shooter without actually lowering the skill ceiling
>>1696929Wall running and jetpacks (like titanfall or black ops 3) would be based in CS
>>1696937literally nobody forces you to play a moba shooterif you don't like it = don't play it and don't cry about it in a thread about the game you like
>>1696938I miss Danger Zone because they could add stupid shit like that without it creeping into the main game.
>>1696938https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhHv9jxviH8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaeorHCvO-Iit's cool but I don't want it fulltime
>>1696937Its pretty cool in games like Overwatch due to how long the time to kill is, but I agree it doesn't really have a place in a tac shooter where you can get one tapped.
i have this crazy mindset that a lot of you won't understand: i play games for fun. if they're not fun, i don't play them
>>1696933I won't, I'm saying it to keep people from being suckered by disingenuous tards who post things like >>1696858>this is just an equivalent of being a B anchor on mirage and receiving a full util B rush>>1696867>he ate like 8 abilites and a couple of ults, yeah really
>>1696944same so i play nothing/ counterstrike
>>1696942Is there any games out that have the gameplay from around 32 seconds of the dangerzone video with CS like gun mechanics? Specifically the way he boost jumps over the fence and has an smg battle. SMGs only with halo jumping on CS sounds like a lot of fun if the headshot multiplier is reduced and they were a bit more accurate in the air. I really want to play something like that clip where he jumps over the fence. Halo is probably the closest, but its slower paced, and still really reliant on jiggling and getting headshots with powerful rifles than spraying smgs/rifles.
>>1696944i see nothing wrong with those posts? do you perhaps unaware what "equivalent" means?>i'm saying it to keep people from being suckeredthat's kind of weird but okay
>>1696949meant for >>1696945
>tf2shitters can't shut the fuck up about overwatch>csshitters can't shut the fuck up about valorant>dotashitters can't shut the fuck up about league of legendsGenerational victim complex
>>1696950what are the motivations of someone (you) writing the first post?
>>1696959to clarify that for someone who plays the game and understands what each ability does, this situation is not something incomprehensible as it might seem to an untrained eye
>>1696956it's because the copycat is almost always worse when something is simply just better, people won't care about originality and won't yap about it, they'll just switch
>>1696948Yeah but I dont remember the name of it. It was a new game in the series that came out by a new company and the fans hated it
>>1696963>our game is so superior i gotta mention it everywhere out of blueunsolicited crying is not welcome anywherepeople switch and are either quiet about it or play the gameand yet for every lolbab saying "dota is shit" i see 10 dotababs saying "lol children game"
>>1696927The first part is actually huge.Then seeing where they land so its much harder to fuck up like >>1696936 said.Knowing how and when to use them also isn't actually as in depth as it first seems if you can just place them from anywhere. In 99,99% of the ranks its just a yes/no flow chart with like a max depth of 3.And strategy in a shooter is meaningless till you hit the very bleeding edge of skill where people are reaching the human limit of shooting and when you reach it the strats that you should be calling are also completely different. A navi strat isn't going to be as impactful and useful as a basic shitter strat in shitter elo and vice versa.
>>1696967You are in a cs2 thread lilbro
>>1696971yeah I know, it's kinda obvious since the point of discussion was valorant
>>1696962do you understand that people in a cs thread can completely reasonably not enjoy recognizing literally >100 abilities that are regularly buffed and nerfed on sight, and not find it analogous to b execs
>>1696973Weird how that happened once yo crawled out of your trooncord
>>1696977if you don't understand it, then don't comment about itjust that simplesaying "i don't understand therefore is bad" is idiotic
>>1696980Freak spitting fucking trvths today mane
>>1696980based but freak got bodied out of ecl so it looks cringe
>>1696967>cs player asking what cs players who have tried valorant think>this is an opportunity for me to post 100x and tell everyone they're wrong and call them all shitters instead of just giving my opinion to the guy who asked???
>>1696980is this serious or just le funnay banter.i have no idea if they're friends or anything.
>>1696989>post out-of-context clip>get mad when someone says that it's out of context and isn't as bad as one might think because you don't understand what a word means
>>1696984>if you don't understand it, then don't comment about itare you eslis that why you're completely retarded and keep pretending I don't understand, and not that I just think adding stimpacks and rezzes and attack dogs makes for bad gameplay
>>1696993freak got baited then btfo
>>1696968I think you won me over with your arguments on why CS Util is better. You're right. I'm not the original anon that made the comparison of abilities to line ups, but from the little I have played, at a low level in Valorant, I don't think its as bad as a lot of people make it out to be. I estimate like 70% of the game is still the same peak and click heads gameplay of CS (although it feels different mechanically). Its that other 30% that is not everyone's cup of tea, its not mine either thats why I stuck with CS, but I can see the appeal to some people of having some variety in the type of smokes and flashes you can throw.The ults however are just fucking lame, and don't really belong in a game like this IMO, just creates so much randomness. At least with other base abilities you can often play around them, a lot of the ults are game breaking.
>>1696996do you really think people itt didn't understand that a bunch of shit going off at once was a site hit? you think if they did, then no one would feel this way?
>>1696999theres so many indians women and other retards in valorant that lacking reading comprehension is actually pretty likely
why didnt shroud make any hltv top 20?
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2381037/eruption-vs-flshbck-pgl-astana-2025-rest-of-asia-closed-qualifierfleshbackbros....
>>1697009held back by a lack of motivationhe would have made s0mple look like a baby if he had tried harder. he's discussed this on stream
>>1697015>DEFAULTERwhy do indians always have kino names
>>1697016"if i was motivated i'd be the next tyson, lebron, mj" -every american ever (them all being black is part of it)
>>1696999okay but that's just like your opinion manit's bad gameplay for you, okay, nobody forces you to play nor defend poor masses from a game you don't like?|i really don't get what part of "eating util in cs2 is pretty much equal to eating util but colorful and pretty in valorant"
>>1697021hit the shift key when you type an I, fag
>>1697021>i really don't get what part of "eating util in cs2 is pretty much equal to eating util but colorful and pretty in valorant"made you mad* xd
>>1697020shroud always had better multfifrag potential than s0mple
>>1697020shrood is a leaf
>>1697028same mental apparently
Twistzz > NiKo
>>1697000fat retard
>>1697031cope roid rager
motivated shroud > 2024 kato donk
>>1697029no this is leaf mentality >>1697030
>>16970361 major2 IGSmeanwhile ch0k0: *crickets*
>>1697028no this is leaf (the player)
Why is this place so much worse during NA hours?
>>1697040I stay up late and bait mutts
twistzz has higher prize earnings than nikowhy is that?
>>1697040look at their whole scene not really a wonder now is it
>>1697038faggot cheater still bragging is he?
>>1697042because he's a better player
>>1697037yeah but dupreeh ain't the goatch0k0 7 hltv top 5s, 9 mvpstwistzz 0 and 2
>>1697040>>1697044
>>1697040>why is the thread worse when there are 0 gaymeswhy don't we see how the thread is when austin hits, nikka
>>1697047not american faggot leaf cheated against mibr adn it was proven
>>1697046
>>1697049
stewie make ya seethe
>>1697049WE GOT A LIVE ONE BOYS
>>1697045shroud is better than both and has never won anything though so that's kind of a stupid theory
>>16970506 years later...
>>1696986
>>1697052many such cases
did you know cooper is freakazoids brother?
a female team just took a map https://www.hltv.org/matches/2380957/supernova-comets-vs-hooligangsters-pgl-astana-2025-north-america-closed-qualifier
>>1697059>female
>>1697053library major was pure ludo
>>1697050yeah but those were real american heroes, no leaf support stars on the squad
shroud is actually the goat in everything because he gets paid to advertise super dogshit niche games to retards that use twitch.tv and him steamrolling bottom of the barrel zoomers and americans that are perpetually high actually means he is the fps goat even tho he was low tier 1 when he played cs ok
>>1697060this is a no chud zone
>>1697059and against the illustrious icons of "hooligangsters", no less
>>1697059this looks tranny-ish
>>1697061I will nvr 4get cadian silencing the favelas and bussyblasting drop in the hotel
>>1697067yep
>>1697064he would have owned s0mple if he had more disciplinefar more natural talent than s0mple
just stopyou're not funny man
>>1697064seems like shroud got you revved
>>1697067>>1697069its a trans team but they play in the female league
>>1697067they all are, they've had pics/cams up in streams before
>>1697068
>>1697074yeah here's another one
imagine the teamspeak
>>1697074>not even a single womangrim
>>1697072shroud dick sucker is just an immediate red flag of zoomer that knows nothing and spends all day watching people play games like the gaming equivalent of the cuck chair
>>1697081i don't think a real woman would like to play with 4 trannies
niggas is too dumb to know they're being baited even when people write "this is bait" on the tin
yep, shroud is just the best at every game he plays b-but NOT CS
>>1697082it's the oppositeyou're obsessing over stats and lack of achievements instead of judging by the eye test (which shroud passed with flying colors) clearly one of the goats if you ask anyone who actually knows what they're talking about
>>1697082shroud goated is literally confirmed thohttps://youtu.be/KCY-vZcppjM
my friend stan1 is actually the goat of cs not s0mple or zywho, every time i play with him he passes the eye test truly a diamond in the rough in the trenches of 10k prem
why the fuck are there so many russian and ukranian players on na qualifiers now
>>1697089talmbout stan1slaw? we already rate him here
>>1697091cause na lacks talent so severely they gotta import players
>>1697091migrants
>>1697089probably unironically has a higher ceiling than current day, junkie s1mple
Ukraine refugees are welcome in America
>>1697091we used to shame them into playing with our flaglike when mantuu and that itb romanian used the uk flag
>>1697092no im talking about my friend stan1 the 32 year old sandwich artist with a passion for cs
>>1697099link me a demo
>>1697091russians too? i've just seen a couple of teams with ukrainians.
>>1697099stan the sandwich man, my goat
>>1697101respect racist acolyte deahe passed the timbermen interview by calling snav a churka
do we play stretched?
>>1697106on ultrawide yeah
>>1697106i'm on 1920x1080 stretched bozos are mentally ill
dexter is back
>>1697106i have a 27in i can't play 16:9 on it it feels weird so i do 1920x1440 stretched, i played 24in 16:9 most of csgo tho
>>1697117Was smaller better for you
>>169710627" oled mega color fucked with 4:3 stretched licking distance from my face
>>1697121
>>1697120For cs yea, 27 feels better for literally anything else though. If I was gonna tryhard CS again I'd get a 2nd monitor
>>1697121how's the team search going, yeki?
Stew coping in discord already lmao
Why is he like this?
>>1697158nothin serious cuh
So the Supernova comets are gonna keep winning in the girl's league and you guys are cool with that?
>>1697165man i dont give a fuck, stew's back
>>1697165to be a girl's league there have to be girls in it
>>1697158Compare this to when Karrigan got bodyshothttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Do68MtuJFCoAlso shook everyone's hands after
>>1697158he's not very bright and didn't think people would see it as disrespectful, tmz shit for the cs community thirsting for drama of any sort
Is NA, dare i say it, le back?
>>1697221No. It's just some VRS fuckery to not have to quilify to the major through EU. Although I would like to see Stewie back in a serious team.
>>1697208imagine that energy every time they played...they're just inconsistent on every level
If Liquid get Siuhy over JKS would they not have to do EU MRQ since Valve want you to play the harder region?
>>1697251They would have to as I understand it but I'd wait for the Messioso podcast next Wednesday for confirmation.
>>1697251>>1697254retards
>>1697262Alright, use your big boy words to explain why it's wrong.
>>1697264read the rulebook retardor is it too hard for you retard
snorefest, unless g2 somehow makes itgg vitality
>>1697266g2 spirit final
>>1696554why did you repost this from twitter
>>1697265So you can't?
>>1697269don't worry widdle retard wait for the podcast to tell you how to read maybe retard
>>1697270So again you can't?
kneel
>>1697251>>1697254>since Valve want you to play the harder region?no, what? if you have 2 regions, you get assigned the one that will get you the furthest into the majorif they are even, you will enter the MRQs of the stronger regionliquid are currently getting a direct stage 3 invite via NA, and will have to play MRQs via EU, so they'll be considered NA in valve's eyes.
what went wrong?
>>1697313Valve said they go by higher region.
is he back?
>>1697322if both regions land you in the same major stage, yesimaginary situation:Liquid lose 200 VRS points out of blue, putting them in NA MRQs and Asia MRQsin this situation, Liquid will play in NA MRQs due to NA being a stronger region (EU > NA > AS)imaginary situation 2:MongolZ get banned from vrs. in this situation, Liquid assume the top 1 Asia spot, but still are considered NA due to NA being a stronger region (NA > AS)imaginary situation 3:-jks +siuhy. in this situation, Liquid's split becomes NA/EU. their NA split guarantees them stage 3 appearance, so they represent NA and go to stage 3.
heavy game
>>1697327
remember when people thought boombl4 is a good igl because botboom won an online match?
>>1697329hasn't he always been igl?
>>1697331not a very good one since 2022
holy shit what a bot
alistair is actually going to rape flyquest in the mrq
they will beat mouz
>>1697349mirin the mass distribution in this photo sheeesh
>>1697349heavygod 160kg?
>>1697357he eats Palestinian kids for breakfast
?????
>>1697364lack of HRT
>>1697364aw shit here we go again
>>1697365?
>>1697349No manlets on G2. Snax is almost 2m tall and he isn't absolutely mogging everyone. Even the Guatemalan's huge.
>>1697364moseyuh had an anus prolapse, very unlucky
>>1697369>almost>no manlets
why danedogs constantly change match schedule?
>>1697373rigging in progress
>>1697349I thought Malbs was way shorter prior to this pic
https://youtu.be/1bFCbv_GdSM
he's not getting top 3 hltv this year
>>1697386it's top 1 again
>>1697388from the bottom this time around
We live in GodwOo era, we just don't know it yet
>>1697418Ok, but lets see his major playoff opponents
>>1697421ggggGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR you can only play whats in front of you!
>>1697434>heroic, navi, faze, g2, liquid, furia - lose to underdogs>vitality - win against the underdogsproblem?
tick tock swedes, apex is coming for your streak
>>1697437if you could send a mid 2.8k elo faceit 5 stack back into the past these plumber league unc idols would get absolutely battered
>>169743787-0 was more rounds then so it really needs to be like 110-0 now to beat it
>>1697440ultra cope
if rare atom lose the china qualifier and semperfi win the oceania qualifier, OCE will again have 2 major spotsoh no no no
>>1697444get right was only good because uncs had no strats and rotated off sites at the first sign of any danger. lurking is a joke rolefifflaren was one of the worst awpers to ever play at a high levelfriberg and xizt were fillerforest was ok
>>1697449send botality back and they'd be like "NOO I NEED MAH NOOB SMOKE AND SUBTIX" and then get_right would own them
>>1697454
does anyone think train is better than vertigo?
>>169743787-0 was maps btw vitality is only on a series streak
>>1697458nobut I ended up loving anubis so maybe newTrain just needs some time
>>1697461pov: 2 frauds get in your face
ALRIGHT G2 BROSIT'S TIME FOR US TO BEAT THESE FAZE ACADEMY REDDIT FUCKSGIVE /OUR GUYS/ YOUR SUPPORT \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/
>snax is only 31 (soon 32)what the fucki thought he was almost 40
>>1697469IMHYPEDASFUCK
the boomer vs zoomer debate is honestly much funnier than the chink vs straya debate
>>1697469t. deflecting navi fangirl
>>1697469LETS GO
we're peepoo haters itt, just stop it
>>1697493I don't hate anybody
https://xcancel.com/Lynnvision_/status/1905611812600775055lynn vision have talked about the ethic issue of australian and mongolian teams abusing their rankings to overtake chinese teamsnow they have to throw their next match so china can keep the 2nd major spot what do you think
>>1697494WRONGi hate jews, french, chinese, brazilians, and turks.
>>1697496>abusing their rankings to overtake chinese teamslol
>>1697496didn't read allataligoat gonna expose chyna in bucharest cqs
>>1697499explain how its fair that india australia and mongolia have weekly tournaments to farm vrs while china has no opportunityno fairness in how the 4th major spot is chosen when china doesnt have a tournament to farm from
>>1697507seems like a china issue lolif australia can make lans, then you have no excuse
>>1697507just enter those tournaments
>>1697509and who can pay the cost to make it happen retardmoney isnt infinite
>>1697513didn't realize china was so poor, thought you guys had like a billion people
>>1697513ask mongolia, they'll give you a loan
>>1697516atox getting banned tells you all you need to know about where their money comes from
>>1697513what a retarded self own loooooolimagine being poorer than india XDD
>>1697496wait so mongolz is no longer han chinese?
>>1697496please explain all this drama like I'm a drooling retard that knows nothing of regions or vrs
you can bet your life on rare atomchinkoid mentality will make LVG matchfixcheating, nepotism are normal in china, LVG will be the most hated chink team if they don't lose so that RA can keep their spot
what in the world
>>1697522>alistair's no name team in australia won a lan and are less than 100 points away from rare atom because of australian tournaments abusing vrs>hltv's indian sister site runs weekly tournaments that exist solely to farm vrs points for gods reign to try cheat them into a major>mongolia's biggest tournament runner runs weekly lan tournaments to farm vrs points for the huns or atox and now just made a lan tournament for mongolian teams only that ends 1 day before the major qualifier is drawn>outside of mongolz who are guaranteed their own major slot there are 4 major slots distributed to china australia and mongolia/india with the 4th major slot gifted to the country with the 2nd highest vrs rankaustralia india and mongolia are all abusing the vrs system in different ways to try fuck china out of major slots all under valves nose
>>1697530betboom or passion win this
>>1697531>australian tournaments abusing vrs>weekly tournaments that exist solely to farm vrs points>weekly lan tournaments to farm vrs pointscan you explain this? i don't understand how this could be possible.
>>1697532top 6 go through, 3 from 2 groups i think>VRS ranked qualifier with prize money, not just slots and runs April 2-3rd
Funny how NA had fragadelphia for years but now its abusing VRS when australia has their own locals. Meanwhile europe lives and dies by CCTs. Maybe chinks should catch up on this
>>1697534tier 2 events can invite teams from 1 country so they can avoid inviting teams from other countriesall these countries tournament runners are making their own tournaments to try farm easy vrs points amongst each other with no name pug teams while chinas best teams had to get their points from epl against tier 1 eu teams because china doesnt have a league
mithR's left Liquid as expected. Any idea who'd be his replacement? T.c.? ashhh?https://www.hltv.org/news/41299/liquid-part-ways-with-mithr
>>1697531>australia india and mongolia are all abusing the vrs system in different ways to try fuck china out of major slots all under valves noseBased as fuck. Even for the poosThanks, anonalso>with the 4th major slot gifted to the country with the 2nd highest vrs rankIs it to the country with the 2nd highest overall vrs, or the country with the team that has the 2nd highest?
>>1697540>As part of their announcement of his signing Liquid pointed to mithR's record of "developing IGLs," a skill that was supposed to serve him well with Twistzz transitioning to the role.loltwistzz incompetence fucked him over
reminder that rare atom got the #2 spot because they beat some bumfucks on a lanand now china is crying that the other teams are doing the same
>New players with an active Premier rating will start with a FACEIT Elo that's in line with their Premier Rating.This is so fucking stupid holy shit LMFAO
>>1697531based I hope they take them all
>>1697542https://www.hltv.org/valve-ranking/teams/2025/march/28/region/Asiaright now its rare atomhttps://www.hltv.org/valve-ranking/teams/major/Asiathe divisions are >china >australia>asia which is just mongolia india and russiaif the huns or chinggis warriors farm vrs points over the next week at a mongolian lan rare atom lose the spotif semperfi go to the astana asia qualifier and beat rare atom then rare atom lose the spotif atox get unbanned this week and go to the mongolian lan they can make rare atom lose the spotif lynn vision beats rare atom in the next qualifier match rare atom can lose the spotits china against everyone now again just like the last major
>>1697550i'm like 50% sure they had this in place back in csgo for mm ranks already because I think I started level 7-8 but I only played esea mainly so its hazy also you copypasted this from twitter also its capped at level 7 so it seems pretty mild
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WlI24rv__ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
>>1697555You gotta admit it's pretty funnyI mean, if they had a team that could actually compete in the top20 for major finals, it'd be sad.But anyone from asia except mongolz are just wasted space anyway
>Pimp and Maui on analyst deskYay!!!!!!>And some ugly skeleton slutBoooooooo!
>>1697559milf
>>1697568t. deaf fag
FREYA MY LOVE YOU LOOK AMAZING TODAY
>>1697571>zrzut ekranuHow's your weight loss journey going?))))))
So the Freyafag is a Pole
>>1697574and he's fat, kekkkkkerino!!!!!
huNter- masterclass but doesn't matter because trashnesy and m0lbs are gonna ghost as per usualxertioN and torszi clear those bots fast
>>1697573amazinglost couple of them by just eating during specific time windows like im only eating after 4pm and it's doing wonders
>>1697578>trashnesyI want him back in form for these finalsthere's been way too few monesy highlights this yearropz, zywoo and donk just aren't as flashy and entertaining
>>1697579Okay okay, I admire the progress, I also try to thin/anarexiamaxx, Currently weight like 60 kgs but want to slim down so that the ribcage will be very visible
>>1697531The last country on this planet I'll take cheating allegations from is West Taiwan.
>>1697539>making their own tournamentswhy doesn't china make their own tournaments?>china doesnt have a leaguewhy don't they make one?
>>1697582it isn't even that hard at least for me, because i wake up at 6am go to work at 7 and end at 3pm then i get to home around 3:30 and after few days you get used to not having anything to eat, sometimes i get home, like today and not even want to eat anything cuz im not hungryand i eat between 6 - 9pm just one good meal will make you full and not bother you with hunger until next day, but even if you feel hungry and eat something more in the evening you'll still probably have eaten little kcal for you to not bother worrying
Monesy literally oozes aura, meanwhile mouz have none.
>Glaive standing behind his Goon Squad.MOUZGODS ARE YOU READY TO RAPE?!?!?!>BANKS.JPG
>xyp9x is still under 30you know what and not who
Did they show the crowd yet?
xypex will make all the differencewhether it's good or bad, time will tell. But I'm thinking he'll be the reason
>>1697599why would you want to look at brown people
>>1697601I just want to see how filled the arena is.
Snax and m0NESY masterclass
>starts spraying smoke once the crowd gives it awayBooooo
riggitini
i liked when steel was an observer, he would consistently turn x ray off
>2nd round of first map>tech pause team spirit vibe
3 is all they get
>>1697610Imagine rooting for a soulless unseasoned eu mix named after a mouse...
>>1697611cry me a river
>>1697613>cry me a riverboring unseasoned response, well, what can you expect from a wh*teboy...
>>1697596VAMOUZ
The Mouz setups and rotations way too good
>mouz won first real rifle roundmouz wins the series
>>1697615okay man i don't really care
>>1697611uh oh peepoosisters
just dropped in this crowd seems good
holy rape and gape from Godllan
the only two fragging igls in this tournament face each other
jeeeeeeeeeeze2 getting redditaped and gaped
Jimpphat didn't squeeze in a goonsesh today
I was told there were brown people here? Why do I see hot blonde women?
>>1697615jews aren't white anon
look at all those brown people
>>1697631nords on vacation
he played so fucking good d2 just few days agowhat happened
>>1697635Snax disasterclass IGLing.
It's such a pleasure to watch ** fans seethe.
when are the good teams playing?
is this the perfect time to play some premier? are russians busy watching the game?
>>1697639sunday
>>1697639one of them is playing right now
cinema
hunter is back ez for jitu now
redditbros.......not like this
>>1697645team reddit vs team reddit is playing after this match though
>>1697640I'd wait until the Navi-Spirit match starts.
REDDIT2REDDITSpredditNa'Reddit
>>1697646team reddit is playing g2 right now
This is probably the best crowd we've had so far this year. Damn CS2 is looking really good starting off this year - we just need a decent content patch and a few more gameplay fixes to align with GO and then goddamn we might be eating good CSbros.
>>1697652i already told you, both navi and spreddit are next, right now it's mousesports vs g2, pls check hltv
>>1697655yes and mouz is team reddit, as they have an official and active reddit account.
>>1697656just drop it, zisteryou're forcing it
>>1697658it's not my account m8, mouz runs it.
g2 sissies it is not lookin good
>>1697658>>1697656>>1697655>>1697652>>1697646you people are like children
>>1697658>you're forcing itThis coming from the one guy spamming "team spreddit" is hilariously ironic.
>>1697656>open r/globaloffensive>see sp0r0t logonuff said
Never seen a more forced meme than spreddit, and now this retard is coming after Mouz. Please get a trip so I can filter your retarded ass.
>>1697665it used to be navi's what happened :'(
>>1697667reddit doesn't like navi anymore
>>1697669true they were clowning on jL and praising xantares
>>1697662agreed
you can tell whom reddit's teams are by the comment count in match threads vs non-reddit teams.navi, g2, vitality, mouz, and faze, even liquid always have like 300+
No huNter frags, no G2 win. Simple as.
G tier 2 are finished
>>1697672>leaving spreddit outkeeeeeeeek be more subtle next time
>>1697675i didn't leave them out
try not to fall asleep ahh matchfuck mouz they ruined cs2 tourneys
malbs is truly a NiKo replacement when he has his total ghosting games
>>1697672i don't browse redditteams i don't like = redditteams i like = /ourguys/go back
>>1697678moobs will never be a tier 1 player unless he has a competent tard wrangler
>SIUHY GOAT AY GEE EL>remove siuhy>TIER 2 BROLLAN TRASH IGL!>MOUZ become even better>S-SYCRONE SYSTEM!>remove sycrone>they are still goodoh no no polack bros how do we cope now?
Mouz phenomenon is quite grim (insert meme). Strong team that wins everything, but at the same time no one roots for them. In general, their existence only reduces the release of endorphins of cs fans and kills the cs fan base
>>1697683with joining a tier 2 team (lulquid)
>>1697686same as zywoo being the best cs2 player, completely boring 0 personality team/player fuck cs2 is so boring and shit
>>1697689hello p0mple fanzywoo already has more mvps btw
>>1697686>small fan base... LE BAD!holy shit, girls in MY general?
>>1697683It's all xypexhe's helping them defeat their greatest enemy (stage fright)
>>1697686There are quite a few of us in this thread.
Almost let that slip lmao
i believe in tard wrangler meta
Bruh
AHAHHA again
>>1697686>no one roots for themthey get tons of support
MOUZ really is one of the teams of all time.
>g2bab so mad he now scrolls reddit to "prove" his rapists are "le reddit"
holy allu still playing
>>1697701>g2 fans in charge of resolutionKEK
>>1697701all you're missing is a cyrillic file namegive it a rest and unironically go back
>>1697703you're both cringe and should fuck off to hltv
>greyed out linkoh no no no doesn't that mean he visited them? OH NO NO NO
The animetranny does not represent Mouz fans.
g2sissy is so fucking mad KEEEEEEEK
>>1697364shart
G2 got only one semi-ugly player (heavygod)On mouz everyone looks like a gooned out chudTherefore I root for g2 because their players are cuter
>>1697712
>wide swing long in a 5v3 with no trade potential>die>lose round>lose mapthank mr snax
Quick 2-0 already, and let's go watch a better game
>>1697639
>>1697650>people who have upside down smiles
sick of this reddit fucking team winningsiuhy needs to come back asap
>>1697717Least faggot G2 fan.
>>1697729yep, this one's going in my otter folder
>>1697729it's a sign of autism
>>1697701DAYUM faze and navi really are the reddit teams
>>1697690zywoo nuthugger here. simple"s mvps are better because he won more of them by winning the event.
>>1697730kamil, it's FINEyou'll be able to prove that you're not a fraud on liquid
>>1697737our guys not even close
>>1697735>my otter folder
>>1697743GO BACK
>>1697738now remove the mvps before astralis era (i.e. plumber era mvps)
>>1697418We know bro
>losing to a guest coach
>>1697753we don'twe assume we do, but in 5 years, we'll look back and think just how unaware we really were
Xyp9x humbleCHAD.
xyp, my goat
>>1697757are they gonna promote him when they beat Vitality in the final?
Nice crowd btw...)
>>1697760that's the jl fan section
>>1697762kek
>>1697759I hope they do I believe he has the potential to be a really good coach.
>>1697762lmao
>>1697762jej
>>1697762kek this was so funny reddit bros we did it
>1697769jL is the face of reddit. KYS.
>>1697762It's over jLoser fans, this anon got you all
>>1697769justinas, you should be prepping for the game
>>1697769based, it's time for REVENGE
Navisissy crashing out itt LoL! SaD!
CLINICAL
xertioN is on it today.
Why do 4trancels obsess about redditchads so much?
why g2 jew is much worse?
6-6 half -> 13-8 for mouz t. knower
g2 is such a normalnigger team>can jitu bring it back on map 2?and it's 55-45 for yesrofl
>>16977824chan is reddit and cringe. Redditors are /ourguys/ and based
/ourjews/ > their jew
>>1697782g2 fags hate the fact that mouz are dunking on them
what was he trying to do
Jimmy is using iMChad's viewmodel?
malbs is so fucking useless with this 1 for 1 exchanges
G2 isn't even winning duels consistently despite their firepower
>>1697793real recognize real
JEW ON JEW VIOLENCE
>>1697799That's how large Snax' negative impact is.
>>1697790Das right, G2 is the jew team, they have heavygod
>flusha moment
Jeet2 is Israel greatest ally!
is it just me, or are the casters extremely quiet?
So peaceful without the casters.
Damn, it is so peaceful without these blabbering casters...
I really appreciate Blast's stylistic choice to turn off the casters.
spunj and machine assassinated by chinese mafia, RIP to real onesthey will be soon replaced by neokai and steel, pls hold on
>>1697808>Jeet2lol
Can I mute the casters via watching on blast's own shit website? That was actually noticeably better
Please don't turn them on pleeeease I beg you Blast
Why do they yell "nice throw g2"
>poortugal power grid
AHHAHAHAHAH NO ELECTRICITY IN FAVELA EU MONKEY LAND AHAHHAHAHAA
>portugal
>>1697806heavygod is worth at least three other jews
>everyone praising the quietI thought it was weird as hell to hear the crowd but no casters
all the smart people swam to brazil to breed latinas, current portugal descends from retarded and poor farmers
oh god this is the worst possible scenario
Liquid is now being coached by.....DeMars DeRover.......KeK
SPUNJ AND MACHINE GOT FIRED MID TOURNAMENTCHECK HLTV, IT'S REAL
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooLFG
>voice crack manletit's so fucking over for him
>>1697831It's not fair
>desk taking over caster duties because of tech issuesok this is pretty kino
okay but this is not bad? i expected worse, so far they're good
HOLY SHIT
>>1697835based g2 believer
>>1697835>okay but this is not bad?It needs to get much worse. Real G2 niggas know that we have to get to HooXi levels of sucking ass before we get to roll the lottery on a new igl.
>>1697835yeah, pimp's annoying inflection actually lends itself well to thisI'm not sold on maui, but he's at least better than team launders
hunter is afk today
>>1697837>>1697838i am talking about casters lmao
Xertion? More like CLEAREDtion.
Did Jimpphat teach xertioN about the goonbuff?
Freya stays silent cuz she doesn't know a single thing about the gameBWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
malbs is fucking retard
Fat fucking Guatemalan ragekid lmao
>>1697846BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWould be nice to have a female caster like pansy
GODllan clears
PROLLAN
Fragging IGL moment
GODLLANMY FRAGGING IGL GOAT
hahahah oh no no no no no
>>1697857tard rage
Was it Brollan's success taht broke Twistzz and made him give up igling?
>>1697846it's not her job to know the game thoughwell, in depth details
>>1697857malds
>taz & snax exposed>siuhy exposed>even freya exposedgrim day for poland
>>1697863>even freya exposed>grim day for polandkekekekek based threadlore knower
>>1697857You're not NiKo lil bro. Don't smash the table if you can't smash a hole in it. Shameful display desu.
torzgod
MOUZGODS FIRING ON ALL CYLINDERS
Holy shit torzsi
>>1697860HAHAHAHAHHA FREYABROS NOT LIKE THAT, OH NONONONONO SHE DIDN'T SAY EVEN A SINGLE WORD
GOD TORSZIMAY0NESY'S ANKLES EXPLODED
Jeet 2 are poo
>>1697872BASED freya knows her place as a womentruly wife material
>>1697872actually she had to go to the toiled to free up the queue
>>1697857>>1697868kek even monesy thought about smashing the desk but controlled himselfhopefully anon got that webm
>freya exposed as a fraud live on airLooks like we win again sjokzbros
Reminder that spirit are /ourguys/, except for donk and magixx, they are /ourgirls/
>>1697874Sir, I'm a Mouz fan thoughever.
Its 0% chances that monkesy will stay
G2 is a dead team m0NESY. Join a team where you can be the star like FaZe or Liquid.
>falcons gets niko>g2 won't win anything with this setup>falcons won't win anything - stillwhich side is this saudi motherfucker playing for?
>>1697881>Looks like we win again sjokzbrosThis, if sjokz was there, she would steal the show and participate in the commentary unlike our retard girl freya
>>1697777QUADS CONFIRMspirit 13-2, 13-6 navi
>>1697882>/ourguys/2 tubs of lard, a chud, a manlet and a literal child. Yup, Spirit truely is /ourteam/.
reddit won lads, how do WE cope?
>>1697885>FaZefuck nostop polluting my team with all these 3rd worlderselige was more than enough
here is your goat igl
torzgods we eating good
>>1697890that sounds exactly like fortune
>>1697857a mosquito maybe?
Ya, I've been a Torzsi believer since MOUZ Academy
>>1697892monesy will definitely be an upgrade over brokyunfortunately faze is broke
>>1697857negative aura
>>1697886reddit ofc
WITH JEWS YOU WIN
>>1697891peepoo are about to lose though
we are in the mouz era aren't we?
HeavyGod is downgraded to goyim after this. Inferior rifler.
-Snax+flameZG2 needs to start kikemaxxing asap
Coaches should be allowed to talk during rounds.
>just stands behind them>everyone starts winning clutchesholy fuck how much aura does he have?
>>1697898>unfortunately faze is brokegoodI want my soul, heat break, and fun
>>1697904yes
>>1697908immesurable
>>1697904>>1697908>>1697911>>1697913The vibes at Mouz are unironically the highest of any team right now.
epic smoke
GET THEM OUTTA HERE
can't wait for mouz-spirit, the thinking man's final
Total tilt move lol
welcome to CCT Gamers2
g2 more like GET GONE lmao
jeet-oo sisters??!
>>1697904They are playing with tier 2 team right now
>>1697919Mouz - Vitality, they've already beat Spirit twice.
Rolling for donk making jL cry live on stage
>>1697914the players on g2 are unironically the highest of any team right now
GET Snax + TaZ OUT OF HERE!
lel imagine waiting an entire week just to be eliminated first thing in the morning
nice fucking smoke lolg2 should disband unironically what a shitty series im glad it's already overalso, mouz #2 team in the world?
>>1697914trvke
Do jews have good awpers and igls to make a good fully jewish team
xyp9x always looked 10 years older than he isnice to see some things stay the same
>>1697908Clutch minister...we kneel
>>1697933>mouz #2 team in the world?have been since they BTFO d0nk for the first time
GWho sent to the RAPE ZONEour reporter on-site has a quote from xertion:
Mouz haters keep taking Ls after Ls.
>>1697914i mean VIT are gonna shit on them anywaybut i sure do love watching MOUZ
>>1697882zont1x posts on /magog/ all the time
what woudl you do if you were monesy? still give a chance to this roster? can G2 snatch karrigan?or simply fuck off to falcons asap?
>>1697933you guys think monesy is calling the arabs right now?
>>1697933>hunter threw thatGod damn he couldn't do anything right that map LOL
>making a swedoid give a speech in front of a crowdthis is cruel and unusual punishment
>>1697933bravo hunter
>>1697944Falcons would obviously be better, G2 is fucking dead and Snax + Taz killed it.
feeling vindicated that mongolz threw that g2 match. told you mouz would absolutely roll over them. now time for navi crumble.
>>1697948he did fine
>>1697948"we did a good yob against yee2"
I genuinely hope Xyp9x somehow makes it to head coach. Maybe not now but hopefully soon.
>>1697944g2 is dead, he's gone to falcons, vp or faze next season
>>1697944He's already wating for his contact to end
>>1697945Nah. It's karrigan dialing m0NESY's number rn.
What is broccolihead thinking right now?
>>1697933>hunter making sure monesy will play with his cousin next seasonwhoopsie haha... my bad Ilya haha
>>1697956It'd be such a shame to see him waste his prime replacing ICY and having to play under electronic.
spreddit's game to lose, should be a guaranteed semi spot for them with the current form of navithe odds agree with me
>>1697935anarkez, 25 yo talent
As much as I hate G2, I hate N0K0 more so I was kind of holding out hope that G2 would snatch a miracle victory at Austin. Evidently not.
>>1697956or navi
Yimpphat is going to goon to some jav after this game
>>1697953its just brown seethe
>>1697955"soon" might be a stretch but i expect that he'll be subbed in even when sycrone's available to get experience behind the players
>>1697970based
>>1697963big J is cumming back, it's prophesized>>1697969only if he plays under a different flag, so it's two years living in Belgrade for Serbian nationality or finding out he has a Jewish grandmother for Israeli one
>>1697971to him, you tard
>ty haters based xertion
>>1697935With small scenes like that they are mostly held back by playing single country teams. Look at the cohesion mouz is playing with, do you really think there is a level above in terms of cohesion that they are missing that you'd get out of an all jew lineup? I don't think so. It would just be 2 of the shitter players holding back the actual talent.
>>1697980who dat?
>>1697984>her
>>1697981Flamez, Spinx, Xertion, Nertz, Heavygod ? Doesn't seem too bad, the firepower alone puts them in top 10.
>be mouz>slowly grind your way up to the top levels of competetion>solid individuals, solid teamplay, solid staff for jimi, no meme reliance on star players or le tactikals>biggest drama is jimmy's cheeky gooning seshsI for one welcome our new mouz overlords, they're the aura team atm
look at all these chinese girls lining up for m0nesyhe's drowning in so much yellow pussy holy fuck, chink pls turn the stream off
>>1697981i agree with thisxertion and torzsi have been playing together since they were teenagers and the vibes between all the players seem good
>>1697981we should have a cs world cup, like the davis cupI think the saudis do one but I don't think they're letting the isrealis play lmao
>>1697985didn't say that but even betterwho?
le big funny eyebrow man............. how could this happen.....................
>>1697987I don't disagree but their biggest drama was the sudden firing of Siuhy.
>>1697945>>1697958it's still like 8 months until monesy is free
>>1697980loved that scene where she brushes her teeth with cum and that makes her cry.
>body languageis snax FINALLY getting dropped?
a full jewish team wouldn't work, they'd save every rounds.
>>1697986Hevygod to igl, spinx to awp. The team will be called "Palestin't"
>>1697987based>>1697995firing a fraudulent igl is not a bad thing
>>1698000Play to make $16k and then gg out
>>1697995the only drama is speculated i.e. manufactured bullshit, it was just a surpriseand brollan has been not only okay, he's been goodpeople were just shocked since they were so used to deepthroating siuhy for the overblown hype around him, turns out he wasnt such a big factorI still hope he finds a good home (in liquid?)
>>1698005It was still a controversy because of how sudden it was and no reason was given.
>>1697997The early bird gets the worm and so on...
>>1698000Jewish teams will work because they will try to kill as many enemies as possible to make more shekels for the next round
>>1697986Flamez will never leave a french team or else how is he going to have an excuse to smooch his teammates? Again, you could theoretically throw together a lineup of any 5 players and call it top 10. Teams are very often not the exact sum of their parts.
>>1698011ok, fair
>>1697997>let me go or I'll do deviceez
>>1698013Coach: "Just think of the opponent as Palestinian kids and let your IDF training kick in."
>>1697992China used to host a world cup in csgo. It was kind of trash, but I agree it could be done well and it was a fun sort of fantasy/exhibition event.
>>1698011>no reason was given.jimi required it when he extended his contract. the proposed the nut november from siuhy was too much.
>>1698016Obviously none of this is actually going to happen, it's just theorizing.
>>1698011literally the most basic bitch and drama free player changethe "drama" clips weren't even related to the actual swap, cs fans just try to find drama like gossipy high school girls
>Almost an hourAre you fucking serious????????
>>1698019>Palestinianwhat's that?
>>1698004The good timeline.
>>1698024enough time to get a shower and watch the game in my pajamas. :)
>>1698023
>>1698024people paid to be in an arena if we start now it will be over in about 45 kek
>>1698028based comfyposter
he goon to freya didn't he?
Yaaas I will be home to watch the slavshit kino at 20.30>>1697654Faceit and premier is just HvH at this pointhttps://youtube.com/@kerovski_
>>1698033too old
>>1698019>let your IDF training kick indevice has an israeli sports psychologist??
faze needs to get rid of midkey and botlige. they should snipe heavygod and fraudezy out of g2. Whoever thought you could have a t1 lineup with snax and taz in 2025 has a good prescription.
Dude the entire arena is empty WTF????
>>1698038But they won a major?
>>1698040Paid audience needs a top up on funds
>>1698040>Why aren't people sitting around inside for an hour until the next match starts?
>>1698040people don't stay in their seats during the breaks, anon
>>1698044>>1698046But it was empty during the match too...
>>1698040we're all boycotting jL
>>1698040people in lisbon would have probably just enough time to get off work, get a shower and get to the arena by now lol. They start this shit way too early.
I want NV CS to return so I can get NV stickers. Its so expensive. Also the new style of stickers where they don't have ugle backgrounds will make it look so cool.
twistzz doesnt look as good as he used to
>>1698054it's all about the haircut, he looks better when he hides his forehead
>>1698047the quarters always have worse turnoutsome people only get tickets for the grand final
I'm trans btw
>>1698057transmitting what?
>>1698057good for you. being your own girlfriend must be nice.
>>1698056Plus it's a Friday afternoon so the only people who'd be here today are NEETs and people who'd take a day off for CS.
rate my clutch
ash replacing mithr might make lulquid an actual threat
>>1698064silver/10
spiredddit sisters why was our game delayed....
>>1698057show penis then
I like magixx
>>1698063true, it started right around when most people get off work
I was led to believe most Iberians dont have jobs
>>1698064why does your viewmodel look like you haven't unlocked the character yet?
>>1698068i believe that was faceit lvl 10>>1698079what?
>>1698078only spain
>>1698072
G2 kinda sucks now huh
>>1698087it's the mouz era, G2 are good
>>1698087yes but mouz are also really good, despite people acting like they're not
Waiting for the game to start is reddit
>>1698089Its the mouz er-ACK
>>1698093Napoleonic phenotype from apEX
>>1698093their last game was very close and vitality have bigger arena chokers than new mouz
>>1698092We are herehttps://www.twitch.tv/necros
>>1698093my dust2, my nuke, my zywoo.
>>1698054he's 25, the twink days are coming to an endno more underageaustraliasianpusy for him
>heir last game was very close and vitality have bigger arena chokers than new mouz
>>1698103i look like that and say that
>>1698103reverse bigfoot silva
shitrat will heem shartvi
>>1698103maui's best yekindar impression
>even ohne's chat has turned their back on jLoser and ohne's unironically seething about it kino
>Chips - ready>Special sauce for chips - ready>Cooled down exotic Georgian sparkling lemonade - readyThis is about to be a kino game
>>1698122ez 2-0 for Spirit
>>1698122what's in the sauce?
Predict sh0r0's rating at the wnd of the game
>>1698122>Girlfriend - in Jamaica
This is gonna be eaZy
i love the portuguese guy
>>1698119Ohne is in conflict with his inner convictions (being stingy, gambling, playing at home all day, corpo bootlicker) and the convictions he wants to have (going outside, Richard Lewis, not promoting gambling to his audience, etc.). He doesn’t realize it.
>wife on a company woman's retreat to Jamaica>just phoned me saying her team needs more time to close a deal and she has to stay until Monday>she's upset but has to do what she has to do>ohhh babe damn that sucks I love you hope you do your best hahahaa (I'm actually super fucking stoked to kill this fridge full of beers and smoke some joints watching CS for the next 4 days)>gonna have the lads over for the semis and the finalThis weekend's shaping up to be amazing brehs
>>16981251.32 with 1.04 impact
>>1698127eaZy for Zpirit?
Kek dead arenaDead game
>sp0r0t getting mass-boo'dholy based
Banks /fa/mogged
Crowd is reddit certified lul
>>1698136holy cringe you mean
>>1698135Don't really understand hosting it in Portugal
>>1698132lmao
This spanish guy is pretty cool
>>1698137Banks losing his job in real time
Redditbros why doesnt the crowd like us...
This brazialian guy is awesome
>>1698141Could be Lisbon offered some incentives to host an event to boost the economy
navi look fucking defeated already jesus christ
>>1698138>>1698140zisters, you don't have to be so obvious it's reddit vs reddit
>>1698132did she give you any reasons why her team needed more time to close the deal?
>crowd fucking loves the redditorsof course, wouldn't expect different from moortugal
banks has always been a mushmouth dummy. he's a real good example of just be tall theory. If he was short he simply would not be gifted these jobs.
Navi comin into this with energy... expect at least map 1 to be close...
even as a hater, donk has avra
>>1698147is living in Portugal fun?
>>1698149you can't call my reddit team reddit when they play against reddit, only what I don't like is redditt. redditor who still insists on posting here
The trophy stand looks like a trash can
Hating spirit is peak reddit
>>1698150you are engaging with a pasta
Im starting to like Spirit guys what the hell is happening to me....
Why is Redditugal like this?
>>1698161it's cuz they are a bunch fucking ruzzian nazis
donk aka mr. steal your girl
I think the best way for this thread to go would be to talk more about reddit
>>1698167reddit already won, we can move on to this matchnavi are gonna get steamrolled
>lose against EF>now have to beat spirit and vitality to even make the finalLOL seeding match my ass maui
>>1698153the dude is interviewving Russian kids and he always wear a tie with the Ukrainian coat of arms. how fucking self-absorbed do you have to be to do this on a regular basis
>>1698169reddit lost last match unfortunatelywe'll get them next time, redditbro
Pimp is completely wrong, prime Navi was arguing non-stop while they were winning, actual arguing after maps that was way more obvious than this forced bullshit the media are trying to create.
>>1698170sneeding match
i wanted to root for navi because i fuck hate sp0r0t fansbut i can'tthis team is so trash, get jNigger and ohnefaggot out of there and i'll try again
>>1698172his Ukranian wife died under suspicious circumstances man have some respect
i hate sp0r0t but i hate jLoser moreSP0R0T LET'S FUCKING GO
>>1698169based on their forms, not unlikelyI'm just wondering how consistently wonderful can fall off in important games, he should be getting the odd good game just based on chance
>LAUNDERS CASTING YAAAAAAAY!
>>1698179>suspiciousDo the tracks lead to reddit?
launders and scrawny dress like they kiss after casting on the not-so downlow
>>1698175yep, they were toxic before during and after their eranever let danedogs rewrite hsitory
Russians are NOT watching the game....Had to actually drag them into a 16-14>1 guy was a good shot, but sucked at team play>2 were playing with ps controllers I'm pretty sure>1 was just there>none spoke english
Holyhell this thread is poppin/magog/ is le back!
>>1698184What a man does in private aint no business of mine
>Chopper with a stock knife Basteeeeeee
>russian cheeringoh no
>>1698189they are dressing like that in public, which offends me
>>1698185kek
why not ban dust?
>>1698197Navi play dust as well
donKing is already bored
axaxaxxaxaa yeah it's over
donkberg locked inIt's over for navi goyim
>hey Navi! I think you dropped this
>giving donk worse weaponswhy? is it just to make other team members more confident or something? to make it more "fair"?
>>1698206Because better weapons are reddit
2-0 map one 2-0 series. go home nigvi
>>1698206this is the kinda game where you sub in the retard to shoot a layup or two if you know what i mean
>>1698206>chopper runs in with ak>kills 1 dies>donk picks up weaponvs>donk runs in with ak>kills 1 dies>chopper picks up weaponwhat is better?
>>1698210retard
>>1698210donk kills 2 with an ak is better
>>16982112.5 years ago
>>1698214that was the third one
its like teams try to give sh1ro clutches
die running out to b is the best strat
that's a mental breaker from sh0r0b0t is back
>>1698220wrong and wrong kek
1 is all they GED
>donk is on the serverYep, it's over
shiro AND donk online? yeah gg they won the entire tourney
>donkwab
D0nk's spray c0ntr0l
navi move like a tier1 team but spirit just need 13
navi can't win basic duels to save their livesnot even instaheadshotted, just sloppy sprays galore
blade: PLS I BEG U STOP SUCKING
>>1698217
wonderful :D
>donk is not a hard ent-ACK
>>1698236only againt t2
donk literally RAPING navi on stagebrutal
magixx is so dogshit
>>1698241>instantly gets ecoed
>lost against ecoIt's over
putin wishes his invasion of ukraine went this well
It's so over for nigvi
6 is all they get! let's go reddit sisters!
donk goes in first when there are two people chaining flashes for him. If its dry he doesnt
Our hrt sister magixx made a kill. Let's congratulate our girl
>>1698249https://www.hltv.org/stats/teams/players/openingkills/7020/spirit?startDate=2025-01-01&endDate=2025-12-31&rankingFilter=Top20it literally does not matter when it produces results like this
7 is all they get! let's go reddit sisters!
b rush is so bad.mouz were also throwing so hard doing this.
>>1698254No thats how a team should use an amazing rifler. but acting like hes entry every hit is just wrong
why are the obnoxious "reddit" accusations so much worse today than usual?did some other shitty forum I don't know about shut down?
>missderful
>>1698261Its Ukraine vs Russia bappa, a proxy war if you will
Kek magixxx is so bad now, what happened. Was a fragger in csgo
remind me why magixx is still on the team?
>>1698261always seems to happen when spirit are playing but idk, i don't understand why it's happening
>>1698264magixx has never ever been goodhe's been good in individual games sure but never more than that
>>1698264donkey is ruining his mental
jesus naviwhat a fumble
Turns out raping them cat at the beginning had impact on the later rounds ct setups
The entire team looks tilted wtf?
>>1698261this thread has at least one reddit-obsessed literal schizoid redditor spirit fan who was banned from reddit (exposed himself in screenshots that he was using to "prove" spirit isn't reddit, ironically)He's just a troubled spirit, try to understand
>>1698272changes are coming
it's overnavi is mentally SHATTERED
>>1698275kek
>>1698274desu the thread is more fun because of his presence
I don't get why you people are surprisednavi's been looking like they're falling apart for what? two months now?
jWinnerjLoserwake up people
-magixx -chopper +m0nesy +kyousukeYep, this will work
>>1698280they need some kind of change at this pointwonderful or jL should be cut
>>1698275inshallah
>>1698275>>1698278It's a destiny...
Z magic, baby
>>1698281a simple but poignant truth nuke
HAHA WHY THEY RUN THROUGH SMOKE
>>1698279I could do without the constant reddit spam so not really
KEEEEEEK WHAT WAS THAT>win pistol just go B>jump through the smoke>lose
>>1698289You are just reddit
jL is not liking this!
jLoser is 100% gonna cry, i can feel it
chopper :D
how much of navi's success is owed to players having free access to wonderful's zoomer bussy?'cause I'm thinking it isn't worth it anymore
>>1698292>liking*upvoting
We don't even need a tech pauses this time, and spotify is playing my favorite song )))
this time... it's finally time
Nice incendiary z0nt0x kek.
quick preview of what's gonna happen tomorrow:
this is 4v5 too, magixx is not even playing
>ACKDo you agree?
MagiXXX xisters!
nigger cringere sisters, WTF IS HAPPENING TO OUR GUYS??!!
strange that zontix has ak when they got m4a1s too
Spearyeet sisters we are on fire today
rape and gapegonna watch ohnepixel vod during the break
I miss pimp and maui
Navi got sissiefied and forcefully feminized...KWAB
OE JL
>some fucking ballsvery insensitive towards wonderful
>That's what you need, some fucking ballsHOLY KWAB! Mr. Reddit never disappoints
>>1698274cmon dudehe's autistic but you post some variant of "spreddit" like 500x a thread
not gonna lie i love the mid Navi, its easier to root for them as underdogs
>wonderfool critical whiff counter: 1
who would win in a match between navi and VP?
>>1698328>as underdogsthe entire stadium is on their side you stupid fucking nigvilet
>>1698332That's not what underdog means, retard
>>1698332nta, but are you even watching the game?sounds like it's 60/40 or 70/30 in spirit's favor
>>1698331still mostly navi but vp has a decent chance.
nigus vinsharty wouldn't be this bad if they had russian players
>i just love painit twitched
"team of the year""igl of the year""coach of the year"
>>1698334That's because they brought the crowd mic closer to small spirit group, you imbecile....
>>1698327>youthis general needs poster ids
blunderfulplease Blad3, wake up, man. Get s1mple back into the game.NaVi's ex-igl zeus once said in an interview: "If you opponents are killing you with first bullet, your strats don't matter"we don't need blunderful for his insane game knowledge or perfect memory that allows him to remember stratsWE NEED S1MPLE!
>>1698343>If you opponents are killing you with first bullet, your strats don't matterHoly Based
>>1698275blade says he won't shake a russian player's hand, the org won't hire russian players for at least a decade.
>>1698308as opposed to the igl or bottom fragger?
>>1698327it gained any traction only because baiters saw it causes an instant spergout
>>1698338"reddit of the year"
>>1698349zontix often prefer m4a1 over ak
>>1698336still can't believe they gave m0nesy awayblad3 got so cucked by the ukrainian war. lost his era-defining team and can't scout and snipe all the zoomers like he used to. spirit academy getting all these top tier talents perfectly coincides with navi shutting down half its academies and doing a bunch of ukrainians for politicalal reasons
>w0nderful top awperIn what world, daunie
>>1698351sp0r0t won that one
>>1698348>Owner of Navi standing to the left of m0NESY, picture taken in feb of 2024Could not care less about what blade has to say.
>>1698356i mean he's still a top 10 awper
>>1698348Blade spoke Russian with BetBoom players during blast bounty
>>1698360everybody to the left of monesy is heightfrauding with 3" soles + insoles lmao
>>1698355still won a major and most success in 2024the "current" funk navi finds themselves still makes them a top3 team (mouz is pending to take their spot though)outstratting anyone has become very hard and coming into 2025 the common view has been that thanks to all the new tools and data you would have to come up with new and good starts every game to leverage any tactical edgeThe meta has shifted significantly to "just headshot first lmao" since you can't antistrat that.
>>1698366Navi took a very hardline position on russians when the war broke out. It just isn't gonna happen until the war is over - so maybe towards the end of the lifecycle of cs2 its possible.
how many auto shotties is magixx buying today?
>>1698370Get the fuck out of this thread, retarded blackpiller, ever hear of a thing called "hope"?
>>1698360Is that Patsi next to headtr1ck?
>>1698373it's fear
>>1698370i think it's pretty pathetic how navi isn't even an ukrainian team when they try to push the ukrainian identity so hard.monte is even worse. they even have an ukrainian flag on their logo but still only 2/5 is ukrainian.
>>1698300is that supposed to be zywoo? why is he 50kg skinnier
>Get the fuck out of this thread, retarded blackpiller, ever hear of a thing called "hope"?
>>1698261I agree it's so much cancer, at least the chink's banter is somewhat fun.
>>1698377Holy cope...
>>1698372I'm just trying to bring you back to reality.
^ reddit^(pretend it's pointing down) reddit
>>1698279>hiskys nignog
>>1698281The only post that matters.
OE jL
>>1698375the org is ukrainian anon
>>1698281KEK This is so funny jL is so bad reddit sisters we won again !
Chinks are reddit australians are /ourguys/
>>1698386sure, but when your team identity is being an ukrainian team and then you're not it's just sad.
>>1698359just kys man you're that one autistic sperg that thinks everyone is laughing with him
>sh1ro not buying a weapon, staying with uspthat feels really rare these days
What a 3k
>>1698393Helpful against tier 2
>>1698391nta but I'm laughing at you
spirit genuinely has soul, that lil nigga magixx won me over
>>1698391i apologize, zisterdidn't intend to offend you
>>1698397>ntanobody likes you, go away>>1698399you too
>>1698397>n-no you!kys>>1698399IDGAF about your war stupid tranny, kys.
Ban all EU and Russian IPs from 4channel.
>>1698400>literally every team has mock names>somehow using one for spirit causes a violent spergout in nearly every threadlmao @ u
just enjoy the cs lil bros
>>1698403this
A bit too much, don't you all think so
>>1698403You're spamming you autistic nigger literally no one enjoys your stupid spergouts.>>1698406this
chopper should've been out in the woods cutting down trees not playing cs2
>have 10 hours to reload>nah ill use usp instead>loseevery timepros are so bad
>>16984024chan is banned in Russia
zoomers do not recall blade flipside mr15
>>1698414Neither molly line ups, it seems
Spirit already got 5 CT rounds on Anubis. Looks grim for NAVI.
>fucked up everything strategically>won just because of raw firepower
auto shotgun is actually oppros just refuse to buy it like they refused to buy aug and sg for 5 years because they think they're above it
>>1698419I like it but it's shit beyond close-midrangeyou're locked to a usp beyond thatI still rate it a good circumstance buy sometimes
Body shot god zont1x
>>1698419I like how much it shoots through smokes too, it's like a mini smoke break with each shot for an awp/rifle to shoot through
i was saying that mouz x spirit was a free double your money glitch but I didn't expect it to be THIS easy
>>1698369>"current" funk navi finds themselves still makes them a top3 teambe fr, navi haven't had a good win in like a month or two while mouz have only lost to vitalityeven before today's two rapes I'd have put way more money on mouz winning this event than navi
could there be anything more demotivating than 0-13 against CT on anubis?
What a boring ass gameNot even sure why I was hyped for tsWas gonna be an obv stomp
>>1698421yes of course but there's so many very close engagements in anubis
Feels like Navi need to DM more rather than practice stratsThey're not in form at all
n0vi is finn-ished
Ct-sided map. Nice balance valve
>>1698430you know they are desperate when they are picking into maps they don't play lmao
>>1698430>NaVi's ex-igl zeus once said in an interview: "If you opponents are killing you with first bullet, your strats don't matter"
>>1698433B-b-b-ut muh seven map pool
I wasn't really watching I just realized this is fucking t-side anubisjesus>>1698435blad3 was too busy playing 9d chess to realize you can't just pick the right maps, you need to be able to play them too
>>1698426their elimination losses in 2025 have been to spirit twice (this will be a third) and once to ef, which is their "worst" loss in that sense they also matchup well against mouzthey might be having a rough patch but I'd still rank them at #3, maybe if mouz wins this event I'll put mouz ahead
>>1698441MOUZ clears
>>1698438even if you want a 7 map pool, you don't start trying out a new map in quarters against spirit
sh1ro my exit frag god
>>1698442If their current trajectories continue, yes
>>1698441MOUZ have "better losses" and a more recent tournament win than navi
A good donking
>navi stays 3 after getting 2-0d but MOUZ have to beat the best team in the world to be 3
wonderful 26 adr btw+goat WHEN
When are the MongolZ playing?
>>1698446Epl is a good win, but for mouz it's another studio lan which lessens it a littlethough I'll admit current navi form looks dogshit individuallly, if I had to bet for a winner on a stage match in navi vs. mouz I'd still choose navi, for now
>>1698453Cluj as well. MOUZ apparent stage chokers yet have more stage wins than navi in 2025...
>>1698441>elimination lossesah yes, when navi lost to mongolz and saw, that was much better than only losing to vitality, vitality, and vitality (who navi also haven't beaten since the s1mple era), because those weren't ELIMINATION losses, now I get itwatch the game dude, once gun rounds start they're gonna get fucked raw by a team mouz are 2-0 against this year
>>1698402agreedonly bbc threads and pedo shit from now
>>1698454>>1698455I don't fanboy either team so I don't care in that sense, just saying if I had to put money on the line I'd choose navi over mouz in that matchup for a big gameget mad about it then I guess
>>1698376built different
>>1698452they are already playing at pachinko parlor after cashing in that juicy throw to pee2
>Another bottle of exotic Georgian sparkling lemonade down my throatLife is Beautiful bros...
>>1698460he doesn't look like that
>>1698462>george-flavoured liquid down your throatI bet you do enjoy it anon...
>>1698459that's not what you said, you said they were top 3also I'd take mouz anyway, they just raped le firepower memeteam on stage and navi look flat as fuck
>>1698465He looks like a licked lollipop that fell on the floor and collected all the hair from there
why go duelies over five seven vs armor?five seven is just strictly so much betteri assume it's only because you know you need that extra $200?
FUCKING RETARDS HOLY SHIT
buff the CT molly and nerf the five seven, now we have a good game
that was some navi shit
>>1698469...that's what "top3" means, to me at least;who wins when it matters the mostteams like mongolz and ef have grinded impressive groupstages for a while but haven't still won a single big event
sh1ro god (second kill was pure luck)
jL is a fucking clown, wtf are you doing
Shiro mazzaclazz
So it's either another boring vitality-mouz final or another boring spirit-mouz final. Meh
How is donk balding already isnt he like 16
>>1698471if I were to guess, I'd say fire rate and spray controlif you always buy berettas anyway (and get good with them) it might be the better option
>>1698481>who wins when it matters the mostMOUZ have more tournament wins that navi this year
magixx is so comically bad
If sh1ro clutches this, I will start taking HRT
>>1698494get back to the game magixx
Classic Sh1roGOD's clutch
navi should just disband as a company
SHIRGOD
>>1698489now you're just repeating yourselfwhatever
>>1698494Uh-oh!
wonderful such a fkn bot
yepit's a ohnepixel vod rewatch
>shiro not a top 5 awperwhy are """""""analysts"""""""" like this?
>>1698504WAAAAAAAAAAS?noooooooo JL.....nooooooooooooooo
>wonderlul
>>1698506>clutches with a rifleis he wrong?
>>1698502you have yet to refute it. what games matter more than grand finals? even stage games MOUZ has more wins than navi... so what games are navi winning that are more important?
-wonderful already
>>1698506Janko hates everything and everyone. I don't think he has a top 5 anything.
>>1698513ahahahhahahah
navi is so reddit it hurts
Great public speaker
>>1698511>refutelmao it's not some exact formula, I just don't trust mouz in big stage games at this pointalso actually read my posts in the reply chainI'm going to bed, gn
>>1698519ahh yes, the feared spirit aura
feels like spirit has practiced anubis extra hard because all teams have been picking anubis vs spirit ever since donk whined about it
>Blade goes to the crowd to sign some shit with a markerMan, things are getting really bad for navi
>inhuman playersproblematic
Navi missed their chance to sign this beast...
>>1698528>ukrainian>saving navi
>>1698528blamef?
time to watch ohne meltdown vod
>>1698532krimz
>>1698528you snooze, you losethe management FOR SURE wanted blunderfool gone but his team mates probably didn't
>>1698481>that's what "top3" means, to me at least;>who wins when it matters the mostbut mouz beat spirit in a playoff game like a week ago while navi were losing to mongolz.........
MOUZ losing in the grand final after beating the teams navi lost to actually makes them worse than navi
shiro my exit fragging clutching kd god
>>1698534i think he's unironically in love with jLoser
scheise...
>ermmmmmm, uppala tupalla kupalla
>>1698502that's a different guy because the flaw in your logic is so obviousmouz need to win when it really counts to dethrone navi, who aren't able to when when it really counts this year (their one impressive win is beating spirit in groups bookended by 2 elimination game losses to them)
>>1698536>>1698528uhhh s1mple is right there....
>>1698541they are actually friends
>>1698549with benefits jL is obviously gay too
>>1698549you can't ever be friends with a person like jl, not really
b1t being off is what made navi look especially bad this tournamenthe's usually their best player
>Aleksi admits that it is HARD for them to play against Spirit Kekerinooooo
>>1698549jL has no friends, he's in business.
>>1698553is he the worst 2 major winner?
Navi is stuck with an smart IGL that can't frag in an era where smart IGLs don't matter.Bit is the ukrainian player that they can't replace and just had the worst tournament of his life.Their other ukrainian player that's not politically easy to replace is AWPer with sub-1.00 rating in all big matches.Their star rifler is average but he doesn't have the x-factor.The last remaining player is just bad and can't replicate last year's clutching (it's statistically impossible).The coach is demoralized and his goals are quaterfinals at Major, not even thinking about winning anymore and everybody knows his strats because they were the most studied team last year.NAVI as a team are DONE.
>>1698557no? he's a great player.he's just been super garbage this tournament.
>>1698552>>1698555truke
because vitality ban ancient and are so shit at anubis, I see spirit beating them in a bo3, while I think in a bo5 vitality are more likely to win.
>we have a deeper playbook, we have better protocols than we had last year but last year everything was on point>we need to step up if we're gonna challenge these teams2k24 confirmed weak era, from the horse's mouth>>1698557Sweden olofmeisterSweden KRIMZFrance HappyFrance NBK-France kioShiMaBrazil FalleNBrazil ferBrazil coldzeraBrazil fnxBrazil TACOFrance apEXUkraine b1tmaybe kio or one of the igls
>magixx 0.87 in the match that they won hardLmao. Kyousuke sisters, when?
>>1698565>olofmeister>FalleN>coldzera>b1t
>>1698569he's a nonfragging support
>>1698569wouldn't surprise me if vitality wins off abusing magixx sites tomorrowit's what mouz did
>>1698560also every team plays 150% better becasue they know NAVI is shit and they play with full confidence and disrespect NAVI (see Xantares for example or Spirit picking CT side Anubis)
>>1698565kio is definitely worse than most of these guys, and he was probably a cheater too
When is the next betboom dacha?
>>1698579not confirmed i think
Navi reallly just said. "Lets lose this as quickly as possible and enjoy our vacation. Let those other nerds sweat and fail against Vitality" lmao
>>1698557yeah, if you started watching in 2021
>>1698583worst cope yet
>>1698585It doesn't matter whether you're 5-6th or 3-4th. It's not a cope.
>>1698560>Bit is the ukrainian player that they can't replacethey can't replace b1t because he's actually decent, he's just having a short downturnI would swap out literally everyone else besides blad3 before b1t
>>1698586vitality plays every tournament, why even show up
How did Navi lose to Eternal Fire?
>>1698591by winning fewer rounds
>>1698594this is the kinda analysis i come here for
>>1698605they lost
>>1698605when the whole team sucks the coach needs to get fired
>>1698605that white house visit did a number on navi
I just want to see s1mple back, whether he is better than wonderfool or not
>>1698610the what
>>1698589You show up to learn. But they still struggle against spirit that they've faced at least ten times at this point. This is on top of the fact that spirit aren't even in their best form right now. Irrelevant really, Vitality will stomp tomorrow. I guess spirit can enjoy one more bo3 and a $10000 bigger money prize.
>>1698587This. Without b1t Navi would've dropped out before top 8 in several tournaments last 6 months.
>>1698619>I guess spirit can enjoy one more bo3 and a $10000 bigger money prizethe ukranian mindset
>>1698619>You show up to learnyou learn by playing t2 teams and throwing vs t1 ones? you don't get better by playing the best team in the world to expose your mistakes? did you forget what you were trying to say?
>>1698549>if ohne wasn't a big streamer>if jL wasn't a major mvp content creators who collaborate are not friends, the same as you can be friendly with and even like your coworkers but also not actually be friends with them.
>>1698616bloomp and vance treated zelenskyj like aleksi treats im
>>1698544saataanaa
>>1698565>lists a bunch of great players he remembers as shit because he's a zoomer that started watching two years ago lmao
>>1698625ohin america sports teams come to the white house when they win something, I thought you meant navi came in 2024 before they fell off
>>1698629those are all the 2x major winners, my opinion is at the bottom you dumb fuck
>>1698623>you don't get better by playing the best team in the world to expose your mistakes?You are supposed to become better but somehow they're still fucking it up against the team they've played like a dozen times. Navi looked like they gave up halfway through dust2.
>>1698605Honestly, with all your fraggers barely outperforming the igl, they got the best possible outcome in this tournament. What can you do if nobody can shoot a fuckin head?
>>1698637nt zoomer
>>1698624Probably mostly true but they were doing videos together from before current Navi had won anything.
real boring semis, it feels like the repeat of Katowice
>>1698643EF beat MOUZ and Spirit
>>1698643i mean quarters*
>>1698646they won't beat mouz and spirit is irrelevant because they won't beat vit
>>1698646it would be interesting if they pull it off, i think they can beat Mouz in 3 but not any of the bottom semifinalists in 5
>>1698647Semis are gearing up to be boring as well.
its going to be another vita vs mouz final tbqhwufam
>>1698654obviously
>>1698534Where is the VOD?
>>1698658click videos and then past broadcasts
Tomorrow, the raper becomes the raped. Such is the cycle of life.
lets settle this. Who sharted more? Jitu or navi?
Its alright that we didn't beat spireddit because our daddies in EU will win this for us, and thats all that matters
>>1698665zoomers gonna humble EF
>>1698670I was talking about the other semi. EF vs Mouz is dicey, either can rape the other.
>>1698666g2 because they got 13-3d one map
>9 russians banned from NA tournament for cheatingkek
I'm filtering this redditnigger.
>>1698677link news
https://www.dust2.us/news/59563/dust2us-eagle-masters-series-bans-nine-players-for-integrity-violations-on-third-party-platforms
>>1698693Literal CIS whos banned for smurfing. Whatever.
>>1698672I wouldn't call it guaranteed but its been quite a while since they've played and I don't think EF has played a MOUZ that's performing at this level. In their last 15 series they have only lost to vitality. In that same time ef has lost to spirit, liquid, falcons and fucking TYLOO, man. I just don't think they are on the level of this dialed mouz
>>1698656Hello zont1x
>>1698696>for smurfing
>>1698699hi
vp might be better than navi
massive awp gaping
>>1698703it would go to decider at least
1. Spirit removed Inferno2. Vitality removed Ancient3. Spirit picked Anubis4. Vitality picked Nuke5. Spirit removed Mirage6. Vitality removed Train7. Dust2 was left over
>>1698707>Spirit picked AnubisHave they done this before?
>>1698707Is this just your guesses?>>1698709They did it vs vp. Maybe just to practice it?
>>1698709it's timebut maybe they won't, I can imagine the negative mental impact it would do on these zoomers to accept being inferior by going for a punishing pick
>>1698712>punish pick >gets btfo we just watched this exact scenario play out an hour ago
>>1698705910 is better
>>1698677If I learned anything today it's that having a LAN that doesn't involve China is cheating so checks out.
-magixx+monesythink about it retards
>>1698730t. zont1x
>>1698730donk will go into depression without his gf
>>1698730-magixx+m0nesy+Jame(magixx goes for two, he's that good)
>>1698730What's monesy going to do? Shiro's the main awp.
>>1698718than sh1ro?
>>1698736shiro and monesy are both top 10 players without awp
if you kicked iM from NAVI and replaced him with Donk would NAVI still win games??
>>1698740they would become 2nd after vitality
>>1698736monesy on awpshiro becomes full rifler
>>1698742why upset the dynamic of the team when monesy would still be a huge improvement by being rifler and 2nd awp?
>>1698747I think his ceiling as an awp player is higher than shiro'sBoth are valid options however.
navi has now been eliminated 3 times by spirit in 2025. that's 3/4 of the tournaments they've attended.
Reddit bros. Are we winning or losing overall?
>>1698756ef is the only reddit team left in the tourney so i'd say us redditsissies are down at the moment
jl still hasnt tweeted...
in terms of stability/consistency, shiro > monesy he's also a more cerebral clutcher and won't go for reddit clips, just what's required to win the round
>>1698740iM is not the problem.
>>1698757Is reddit popular in turkey?
>>1698737yes, sh1tro isn't even top 5 awpert.ynk
>>1698764even if you disregard stats, spirit became a t1 team as soon as sh1ro joined.donk joined 6 months earlier and in those 6 months they were very inconsistent and got eliminated by t2 teams several times.
>>1698761BOOOORING
>>1698768https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/matches/21167/donk?matchType=Lan&event=7344https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/matches/21167/donk?matchType=Lan&event=7499these are donk's first 2 lans, when artfr0st was on the teamobviously they needed sh1ro to become #1 and win shit, but they would've been relevant regardless
>>1698774>artfr0stI feel sorry for this nigga, he is constantly kicked out of teams despite the fact that he plays well. I hope BetBoom sign him instead of zorte
>>1698777>kicked out of 11 teams>it's not his fault though he dindu nuffin
>>1698777bad luck will follow him until he takes the fucking hat off
>>1698774dunav: only one real opponent which was vp ranked 12th at the time.betboom dacha: furia highest ranked at rank 9. rest of the teams ranked between 10 and 20.so yes, spirit could probably beat some good teams with that line up but it just wasn't consistent enough to win tournaments with.>>1698777he's not bad, one of the best t2 awpers but not sure if he's good enough for a t1 team.
>>1698780bro.... how could you say that... like..... bro....
>>1698786dis you nigguh?
>>1698780there doesn't seem to be any pictures of him without the hathe has to be balding
https://www.dust2.us/news/59572/complexity-join-yalla-compass-qatar-2025-closed-qualifier-as-sole-na-team
>>1698790no bro don't even say that bro I got this sick ass hat and a great hairline
does hltv have weapon stats? i mean overall not for individual players.i want see how many uses m4 vs m4a1 now.i think everyone on spirit still uses m4a1?
>>1698797
>>1698800where is it? if i search "hltv weapons" on google the results are just device, zywoo, etc weapons.
>>1698801https://www.hltv.org/stats?startDate=2025-01-01&endDate=2025-12-31&rankingFilter=Top20
>>1698802oh right it just shows in the stats page
>>1698790>>1698786Coincidentally I checked taco's stream tonight, looks like he got a hair transplant. He doesn't look like this anymore
friendly reminder Astralis prepped almost a month for this event to not win a single map
>>1698763I don't know, maybe not. Everything brown = good on reddit though.
>>1698794if you can't look at this dude and immediately know exactly why he's getting kicked off of teams you are a mark ass bitch
>>1698779it's 4 teams2 if you count real teams>sorry artfr0st you gotta go>who's replacing me?>sh1ro>understandable, have a great day>*some time later*>sorry artfr0st you gotta go>who's replacing me?>Jame>understandable, have a great day
cs2 is low iqjust get 4 players able to entry and you'll always win
>>1698824they got pretty much the worst possible draw in that tournament structure you pull vitality match one and you are already fighting for your life vs. faze. They had just beat faze at cluj though so they should've had a better showing, but I'd still rather draw falcons for that lower bracket.
>>1698768cs2 was the game changer for them
>>1698833in cs circles this is known as "getting nawwked"
>mag1xx has more majors than n0k0Kek
Vitality will HUMBLE Zywoo today and Spirit will HUMBLE donk too
>>1698892....
jL gonna shit on everyone bros i can feel it
broky why couldn't you just clutch it you fucking retard
https://x.com/zeuscsgo/status/1905739031650193497
>>1698912ain't this nigga go insane and move to the philippines
>>1698910Spirit did everything for faze to win. The score was something like 12-5 before the comeback. It would be a mega shame if they threw it
>>1698918I recall he went to Thailand and was posting schizo nonsense. Probably took too many drugs that melted his brain.
Soon
>>1698934damn broky has been in faze for 5.5 years
>>1698912left: likeable and sovlfvl right: sociopathic phoney
what happened?
>>1698941he's sabotaging the people who ruined everything for him
>>1698941every hltv #1 except donk gtr and olof are frauds is what happened
>>1698921I honestly just wish it at least went to overtime, then I wouldn't have minded faze losing.
>>1698951was cadian igl as awper?
>we've entered the zone where people don't even remember 2023 cssomeone please stop the clock
>>1698955yes
>>1698969nt
XD
>>1698979cocked & cooped
dont let anyone forget that chinese teams are being scammed out of their major slots by australians and mongolians colluding to game the vrs systemhttps://www.hltv.org/news/41304/lynn-vision-raise-vrs-integrity-concern-as-major-race-ramps-up
>>1698979chicken fucking coop
>>1698985there shouldn't even be slots for that region. maybe one.... maybe
>>1698985Why can't the Chinese host their own events? Surely somebody there has $20 to rent out an internet cafe.
>stewie playing awper for wildcardwhat the hell is this
>>1698990>china made stage 2 epl>mongolz at every final everjust stop crying
stewie is so bad lmao how do they plan on makign the Major with him
>>1698985>mogged by sovlfvl local lanswhy can't chinks do it?
>>1698999the one slot would be for mongolz. chinks aren't good at CS and neither are australians
>>1698999>china fluked a win>has to suck up to china rapers to be relevant
>>1698999Where's Mongolz at PGL Lisbon finals?
stewgod carry
just finished watchingAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy fuck navi got raped and gaped
>>1699017both quarters were gapings
>>1699020navi said it's time for revenge
are navi just permatilted now?https://www.twitch.tv/eslcs/clip/NaiveCourteousSheepJKanStyle-NubUspwPzLPi5ByS
>>1699030they looked defeated during first walkout on stage
>>1699027revenge on their own buttholes for being too tight
>denmark absolutely dominates the scene for like three years >greatest team of all time, will probably never be surpassed >crickets >mongolia gets one decent t1 team >a million videos "how this team from a tiny chink country DOMINATED counter strike" What gives reddit?
don't let anyone forget that flyquest were scammed out of tournament spots and valuable VRS points by chinese TOs holding aus/nz qualifiers when they're at LANand australians/kiwis in general by having to play on 150+ ping in their very fair qualifierswhat goes around comes around
if majors have DEI spots for chinks then why not have female spots for majors too? i'm being unironically.
>>1699072karrigan is the only based dane currently playing on a tier 1 team
>>1699081and there won't be a t1 mongolian team by the end of the year and forevermore. what's your point zoomzoom?
>>1699072everyone adjusts to their status quo and danedogs have been around so long that zonic used to be a top 10 playerof course the first asian team to do something besides shit the bed in 20 years will get buzz
>>1699084nobody roots for denmark because it's a gay country (excluding my fat nigga karrigoat)
>>1699091Are you saying Asia isn't gay?
remove vrsrank by rounds won %fixed
>>1699091mongolia's national sport is gay sex
>>1699091obviously nothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvf_hl0M1h4
>>1699096meant for >>1699092
>>1699093It should work purely by which teams I like.
>awper of "team of the year">0 mvps???
>>1699101hey he got 5 awp kills today
looks like mvp is just zywoo is vitality wins semis and donk if spirit wins semis
>>1699123will be goatzii
>>1699133it will never ever be torzshit
>>1699134what
a british player will never ever win a mvp
>>1699150u get embarrassed after misreading?
>>1699154
>>1699150Americans are Han British so already happened.
>>1699159queer ass nigga
kek
>>1699211
Who's excited for some GODSREIGN stickers?
>>1699254you smell like shit
>>1699256didn't ask nigger
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2381033/rare-atom-vs-lynn-vision-pgl-astana-2025-china-closed-qualifierlynn vision shouldnt have to forfeit to rare atom to save their own regions major chancesmongolians and australians ruined the system
if vitality loses today, is that it for zywoo? would his goat status be revoked?
>>1699274kek did the lynncels think they couldn't get the 1 major spot?
piece of shit chinks abusing vrs just like women LOL
Respect to lynncels for keeping it real and not throwing for money like m*ngolz
no dignity or integrity with these pieces of shitchinkperial fe
Hmmmmmmmmmm really makes you chink
>WE DESERVE TWO SPOTS>IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT WE'RE ONLINERS, WE DESERVE SPOTS WITHOUT LANSummmm no I don't think so
So why are the Chinese fine with matchfixing when it benefits them?
>>1699274Riddle me this. Why is chink cheating fine but other countries playing matched cheating?
>>1699274>chinese teams blatantly abusing the system>this is somehow australia and mongolia's faulthonestly disgusting sportsmanship to forfeit, and i won't be surprised if valve punishes them for this. it's basically same tier as throwing
>>1699274cry about it
none of this would happen if flyquest weren't lazy paycheck stealers
>>1699325if they didn't kick alistair*
>>1699326he was the only hardworking honest man, and that shows in the results, yep
i'd say they're gaming the system but that involves gaming. which they're not doing cause they forfeit LOLpathetic
>glaive
remove them from the tournament
man...
we were right
>>1699347imagine telling people 10+ years ago that this was a tier2/tier3 match
why is tyloo getting eliminated by literal mega whos?
>>1699364moseyuh got hospitalized in the middle of their previous game so the coach is a stand-inhe's ngmi, the prognosis is grim
>>1699366we already added one to the list last monthhttps://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/Passed_Away
>>1699275if vitality loses zywoo loses all claim to being goat. forever.
>>1699364Matchfixing.
jamers... i don't feel so good...
>>1699215he must've meant on a good day
>>1699383We are so fucking back
imperial FE gets btfo regularly by t5 onliners and im still supposed to sit here and believe that they had an "absolutely not fixed for esl publicity points" game against Navi. If they weren't matchfixing they would've gotten 26-0 swept.
>>1699427It's n0vi.
the best cs2 team in the world are weebs, explain this gotards
Rare Atom's average age is 27. It's Chinese faze. Only one young player that 21 yo. They don't have any potential, there's no reason for them to go to a major.
>>1699467they have the hyperfixation needed to reach the top
>>1699476Dexter is 30 and just got kicked. JKS is 29 and is about to be benched. AZR is 32 and his team disbanded. Australia doesn't have any potential, there's no reason for them to go to a major.
>>1699481>here are a bunch of guys not on an australian rosterokay?
>>1699481>outta nowhere
>>1699481Australia should disband as a country
>mouz game in 30minmandatory goon check itt
>>1699467
xantares rapes today
we're in herehttps://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
>1699519>i'm sure someone will fall for my bait this time!
>>1699519actually i'm watching football and motogp
>>1699521i'm actually watching it though
>>1699517nope
>>1699523then keep it to yourself, zoomer
oh shit, the spinx incident wasn't actually his faulthttps://youtu.be/ZNPSQNOdMEE?t=735 apologize NOW
we're cheering for ef btw
>>1699512code?
>>1699527no, we're not, mark
>wife was on a “work retreat for women” in Jamaica>called me yesterday giving me some bs excuse that they have to stay until monday for “business”>facetime her last night to say good night>there’s a guy in the hotel room and it’s just her and him and he’s laughing at me>literally having my fucking life crash and burn, I can’t do shit, aleksi was eliminated, and the lads aren't coming overLet’s go vitalityPlease just give me one thing to be happy about
new thread maybe?
>>1699534why?
>>1699534not before image limit
>>1699533This is what it felt like being a Liquid fan in 2020/2021.
>xyp9x giving adviceEF is done
>>1699536>>1699537I'm new to /vm/ and also high as shit my bad broskis
>>1699541welcomestop saying broskis. This isn't hltvthe board is slow as fuck, so we always wait for image limit
>>1699541this is the fastest thread om vm and it's super slow unless esports is on. threads lasts weeks here.
yeah I can't watch ohne while EF plays. this guy sucks off roaches harder than jL because he knows half his audience is turkish.
gg turks won
Whoever wins this is just going to get 2-0'd by Vitality tomorrow.
>>1699545he's also the biggest mouz hater he can barely supress his anger when they win
>>1699549final is bo5 and spirit wins later today
>>1699551Whoever wins this is just going to get 3-0'd by Vitality tomorrow.
>>1699545>>1699550Sounds like you guys know him really well.Why don't you go to his comment section to complain? maybe stay there as well
what the fuck was that retarded awp buy
>>1699554would've been a fine investment if your team didn't shit up the round
>>1699553i only watch tle last 5 minutes of his vods when "his" teams lose
>Sounds like you guys know him really well.>Why don't you go to his comment section to complain? maybe stay there as well
Hating zoomer reaction streamers is soi now? As expected of soiteens.
>>1699564this desu
>dogxit
MP9 magazine size should be reduced from 30 -> 20
ef wins 2.1
Wicadia is throwing hard
xertion is so uglyhe's also balding
>>1699578every single player on mouz look downright appalling
wat will happen to viewership once youtube has unblockable ads like twitch
when will our guy jL play
>>1699578He looks like a typical jew. Just imagine him with sidelocks and a hat
>>1699578Makes up for it with Ashkenazi genius IQ
>>1699584haredi 85 iq lol
>>1699579hey don't talk down on my twink Brollan!
That AWP miss was painful
>>1699579Brollan would look okay if he took a little better care of himselfDude looks like he's just gotten out of bed all the time
>>1699585don't think xertion is one of those inbreds, they wear funny hats and shit
>>1699586okay brollan is the one player which isn't super ugly
>>1699581just connect to gotv bro
KEK WTF WOXSHIT
is this matchfixing?
Lmao, roaches
brollan masterclass
>>1699579spinx isn't ugly he's just a manlet
>>1699598>a literal niggerlmaoi didnt even know he's a manlet
>>1699598He looks like monkey
>>1699550anyone who watches cs2 tourneys hates mouz, completely abysmally absolutely literally the most boring team to exist
it's okay, nuke is mouz best map
at least the next game will start on time
>>1699605Boring player personalities, but their play style isn't really
>>1699610They're a well-oiled machine of a team that doesn't rely on superstars and everyone can contribute. No one's super flashy or an amazing clutcher which is "boring."
are the coaches allowed to talk at all or is it only in timeout/halftime?
>>1699601idc about the zoomer cut, these aren't equivalent
>>1699612not to the players, no
>>1699611>amazing clutcherTorzsi?
>>1699612no but you can just code your named strats on their papers to certain shoulder rubsi'm sure a few do, taz tried to point at a players paper once and got fined
Tozsisters we are winning
torzshit still isn't good
Why can't torzsi play like this all the time
>>1699618He had the nice one yesterday, but that's not the clutch aura of a ZywOo or ropz or m0NESY
I honestly expected worse from ef
redditchads we're crushing those nasty turks
Glad to see the Portuguese are supporting their ancestor people
Wikipedia
holy shit Wicadia started playinglet's go
is nuke t sided in cs2?
>>1699630spoke too soon
>>1699634dependsgenerally no
why is youtube spamming trans flags with mouz support?
Mouzbros I don't feel so good...
Brollan is actually very scary. Every time the camera switches to him I know there will be kills. A real fragging igl
ohi thought this map was over. nice
>>1699634Still slightly CT sided, but the days of consistent CT domination feel over with CS2.
>xyp9x masterclass incoming
>fragging igl
>>1699645Pretty good for an igl
>>1699637i'm not 100% but probably something to do with turks not being the most tolerant country towards trans
ef/mouz 0-3 spirit/vitalitynot even gonna watch tomorrow
that miss is because he moves before shooting right?
Mouz sissies, this is our best map...
wh*teboys MUST submit to KARA BOGA
>>1699648ef could 3-0 vitality. they already 2-0d them this year.
>tiniest beer cups everyeah, chug that bad boy, gj
>>1699653Too bad they are playing with Spirit
>>1699654niggas were drinking out of an 8 year olds birthday party cups
Big hero rifle round from Spinx
hero rifling is overpowered
>stinx is the star player in mouzGrim
>>1699653ef is losing
>>1699661?
>>1699661nuke is by far mouz best map tho
>>1699661Are you sure ytboy?
Maj3r cinema
Nice 11-11 call
>>1699663>>1699664>>1699666idk if i'm ahead or behind your stream
lol
>ladder knifedhate when that happens
Knifed
turks kekw
Wow a win for trans rights! Congratulations Mouz!
There is no way that is how the map ends
TORZGOD
seethe
>>1699663>>1699664>>1699666OHNONONONONONOONNONONO ROACH SISTERS WE LOST TO REDDIT AGAIN
>>1699663>>1699664>>1699666
torzshitGOD I kneel...
xantares sucks
>>1699683>>1699684Calm down, I don't root for any of these teams, I'm just making funny posts
are they gay or somethin
>the sp0r0t zister is STILL mad about being called redditlet it go bro
hltv "recommended" me this picture for some reason
>>1699692you're the most annoying spammer in this thread. fuck off.
>>1699698You just found your wife anon, congrats!
>>1699698epparexxl
wow freya looking stunning today
zywoosisters... im scared, our legacy is on the line
>>1699709our legacy won't be secured til we win a real major
>>1699645now rewatch mouz vs spirit series and tell me he ain't a fragging iglalso i hate in between interviews
Have you seen the new post on the magog subreddit yet? So funny
why are they dressed like that
>>1699715>the magog subredditthat's a thing?we made it, boys!
>>1699719has been for a while
>>1699718To be as neutral as possible an not missgender someone with their appearance
>>1699645Yes, that is a fragging igl.
>>1699718Either blast gave them wardrobes or they thought it would be a funny bit.
>>1699718pimp is not much /fa/
>>1699703>sp0r0t retard spams CONSTANTLY about teams being reddit>i call it out>Y-YOU'RE SPAMMINGok buddy
those two retards obsessed with reddit again
>>1699692>>1699732you are insanely fucking annoyingsaying that navi is reddit or whatever is acceptable, it's like saying ef bum each other in turkish bath houses. freaking out about it and going "no u no u no u" every thread is not
alta manno......genuinely no one likes mouz
Spirit removed dust 2Vitality removed nukeSpirit picked infernoVitality picked ancientSpirit removed mirageVitality removed trainAnubis was left over
>>1699741>Spirit picked infernoretardbro...
>>1699741>Spirit removed dust 2>Spirit picked infernowhat?
0 is all they get
>>1699743it's a retard which posts le funnay troll map picks for some reason
>>1699736i'm not a part of this debate and you're retarded for seething about me calling it out when i'm on your sideget an iq test asap
its over
>>1699732>sp0r0t retard spams CONSTANTLY about teams being redditthe irony
>>1699698could one fuck the underboob+tummy? what would you call a boob+tummy job?
>>1699747>i'm on your sidehow's that?
>>1699750you're the single worst poster on here
>>1699751armpit job
>>1699752because i hate the eternal "your team is reddit" yapping and the sp0r0t retard is the one keeping it alive your pattern recognition is white girl tier
>>1699753huh
what a dogshit player
>>1699751be careful of yeast infection
awp should only be 99dmg for armour body shots
i have an awp and 1v3 let's try some sick play instead of saving the weapon :Ddddddddddddddddd
>>1699698would fondle
>every series is a sweeppls god let this happen
>>1699757but navi are redditif someone says "ef lather up in olive oil to fuck each others' asses" it's funny. if someone says "mouz do that actually. no, it's olive oil mouz, they do that" it's not
>>1699762desperation + money in the bank
sp0nx
Xantares is costing EF this game
>>1699759Shartares is 29 yo. Be patient
>>1699765nta, but>thing is redditis such a fucking stale meme by now. Doesn't matter who says it first. This isn't kindergarten
>>1699773this, and it's only funny if it's somewhat accurate.
>spinx
Quick 2-1 for ef and we are watching the next game
kek based Ronaldo larper
>>1699775it's never funny kys
nexa is raping t2.also why is jkaem not banned? he fucking got exposed as piece of shit scammer.
>>1699781>you give him a skin>he's supposed to give it back because...
>>1699781Good job BBC.Game
MOUZSISSIES i don't feel so good
>>1699784BBC standing for Big Balkan Chad
Third map predictions?
>>1699799>Third mapno
>>1699800>noNo chance for Mouz to win? I think so
brown people ewww
>>1699805I don't like spinx too
xertion poppin off
MOXZSI >>>> SHITXIC
torzsi taking revenge for his Hungarian ancestors on the Ottomans
>that failed pickup on the bomblol
just retire fatares
BOTARES...
>xantares
>>1699820nah bro he's just big-boned like sn0x
high iq doubledrop from brawllan
The gooner flank too good
sp0nx..... your flank.....
bye bye economy
what a fakeout
how is Xantares not ready for a fight there, it was obvious they were gonna peek short
>why weren't you at the goon session?>jimmy says you really hurt his feelings
>literal snail sens on the laptop touchpadhow do people operate with that
ROACH SISTERS??!
remember that one turkish nigga that came in here like 3 years ago to post about how turkey was taking over csI wonder what he's up to now that it's halfway true
Eternal Failures never won a single map in an arena btw
WITH JEWS YOU CAN'T LOSEWITH ALLAH'S BLESSING, FOR THE AIRPLANE YOU'RE DRESSING
>>1699849that sounds like a lieit's not ok to lie, anon
>>1699853I'm saying the truth as far as I know
WE WERE WINNING ROACH SISTERS WTFFFF
>reddit teams keep winningthis is probably the worst era to be a cs2 esports fan
ggterrible game from Xantares apart for like 5 rounds total
>>1699854I can't imagine that not being talked about if it was true
roaches roasted
siuhy crying in the corner seeing his team be better off without him
it's happening brosvitality, abnormality, homosexuality, doesn't matter mouz in 2
>5 playoffs>2 wins in playoffs (both at blast bounty at the start)
>>1699863lol
another team for Spirit's revenge is set up, nice
eternal bots lmaoooo
>45 minutes till next gamepost the best cs skitshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDQ-gI6_oFg
ayo?
ohne definitely bet on ef
>>1699862liquid probably pays more
congrats mouz, you won the privilege of getting raped by vitality!
>>1699872goonerbros stay winning
>>1699875oh hi mark!
Magixx lifegames today
spreddit is about to be scraping from a gaping
why is the crowd booing
jimi delivering with a goonout on d2
Complete vita victory
players that have gotten better since siuhy left>xertion>torzsiboth because they can play more freely and aggressively and xertion can call around his entryingplayers that have gotten worse since siuhy left >brollan >jimibrollan for obvious reasons, jimi maybe because he needs a bit more tard wrangling?
Shitality are SHAKING
>>1699895they look scared to be on stage
>>1699751>>1699754Disciples of Big J. I'm glad to share this thread with enlightened individuals such as yourselves.
>>1699894jimi is getting baited more but it seems to be working for the teamalso he overperformed for his bitch/anchor roles in 2024 so a slight drop wasn't surprising
The GOAT coach is speaking. I'm listening, you should too.
what really happened with NAVI? 4 top 20 players just lost their touch, drug tolerance?
>>1699902fair enoughsiuhy fraud status?
>>1699906jLoser was unironically the problem. Replace him with a solid rifler and you're back in top 5.
>>1699906getting hard countered by spirit is their tale of 2025 so farand it doesn't help their individual form has droppedapart from shooting harder it's kinda hard to pinpoint any meaningful things for them to change apart from getting a better awper, which is basically impossible atm
>>1699908- blunderfool + midky (yes, he's an actual upgrade) - jLoser + makazze
>>1699906their major win was statisically the worst of any winning teammore rounds lost than won, -37 kd diff, team avg rating sub 1.00,
İsmailcan Dörtkardeş@XANTAREScsgoCesetten farkım yok elimden geleni yapmaya çalıştım fakat bu kadar oldu belimde büyük problem var nefesim kesiliyor midem sürekli yanıyor 25 gündür geçmiyor günde 5 tane ilaç alıyorum baygın gibi geziyorum kusura bakmayınI am no different than a corpse. I tried to do my best but this is all. I have a big problem with my back. I can't breathe. My stomach is constantly burning. It hasn't gone away for 25 days. I take 5 pills a day and I walk around like I'm unconscious. Please excuse me.
>>1699906fluke team
>>1699914the narrative implication doesn't work since they then went on a tear in 2024they dropped off later in 2024 and haven't recovered since to the same level
>>1699915Stop eating kebabs bro I know they taste good but they're heavy and spicy as hell.
It's proven that IGL is a fraud position and you only need 5 fraggers in a team. (mouz)What about coaches? There's no way a coach who isn't even in the server can turn the game around in a 30sec timeout. They don't feel the pressure and there's no "slump" for them.
>>1699906>4 top 20 playersdo people still really believe this shit
>>1699920it's the oppositesiuhy was lauded as "le fragging igl"brollan is simply a better igl
>>1699921only danedog dicksuckers
>>1699912>- blunderfool + midky (yes, he's an actual upgrade)I don't necessarily think he's an upgrade, Broky has been in a really bad slump lately. I think both of them need to practice + fix their mental. >- jLoser + makazzeAny semi decent rifler is fine. jLoser is also a good rifler but his antics definitely have had an effect on the team.
>>1699925>his antics definitely have had an effect on the team?
>>1699927His focus on streaming + his obviously fake wholesome chungus personality + actual toxicity such as not shaking hands after the game - displaying his tilt for everyone to see. Not to mention he's only a decent rifler, he doesn't have that x-factor.
>>1699929how does any of that affect the team?
>>1699934>>1699934>>1699934
>>1699936I don't know the specifics but someone posted this yesterday >>1699030 you can see Navi are tilted off the face of the earth. I don't think any of the other 4 players could cause this, jLoser is the biggest suspect.
>>1699941so just your schizoposting imagination then
>>1699915he did look pretty weird sitting lately, like he's constantly uncomfortable
>>1699947Okay jLoser your time is up anyways what're you gonna do? Not shake my hand? ahahaahahah
PHEWwas sweating for a minute there redditchads, nazis go home
bodyshot bot strikes again
is magixx so bad that he's buying meme weapons now in a full buy round?
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