New skins edition>Upcoming TournamentPGL Bucharest>Half-Life TVhttps://www.hltv.org/
first for old hags
>>1705447We should consider ourselves very lucky for all the top tier hags we have in the CS scene.
>Leave Vitality to us
this nintendo direct is fucking garbage
being unable to understand how it's possible and why it's a good thing to incorporate women into the scene while also maintaining competitive integrity means you are low iq and ngmi
>>1705453What is Snappi looking at?
https://www.hltv.org/news/41338/blast-announnce-rivals-s1-team-listLooking kinda ass but it's Blast so that was to be expected.
>>1704609>does it matter where studio events are held?It was supposed to be an arena event, now it's another boring studio event in Copenhagen
>>1705465pain, wildcard and flyquest making it into an event with 8 teams is just embarrassing navi, ef, g2, mongolz, liquid, vp should all make it before them.
>>1705465wadafuq
Women sisters...
>>1705473https://www.hltv.org/matches/2381192/dms-vs-imperial-valkyries-esl-impact-league-season-7-europe
>>1705474Russian team looks hot
>>1705469Looks like most of the top 4-10 teams declined invites. Though you'd think Vitality, Spirit, and Mouz could take a break and skip this given how ahead of everyone they are on VRS.
jay&dweg bros we up
>>1705478not sure, i think only mongolz declinedit looks like it's 4 teams from global ranking, then 4 teams from regional rankings
>>1705465>>1705481>flyquest over tylooliteral retards at blast
>>1705482the issue is that with 8 teams you shouldn't have regional invites at all
>>1705481it says wildcard here >>1705465 surely there were better teams avaliable
>>1705484tyloo earned their chance
>>1705485it just means they were the best regional team that accepted it because they choose to have 4 global teams and 4 regional teams for some reason
>>1705445I like the moon M4A1S
>>1705482>>1705484>>1705488China are established matchfixers.
>>1705493There are some super nice skins in this update. The Royal Guard skin is dope, I might even get it.
>>1705455people of a sufficient skill level wouldn't need "incorporation"
Globeheads invading my game....
>>1705499new best looking usp skin imogood color combo, cool silencer, and the best looking handle on any of the usps
Siuhy in liquid officially. It's OVER
>>1705517they also got a coach without an hltv photo and 0 matches under his belt but surely that's just temporary
>>1705516>best looking handleIt's a shame the fuckers over at Valve are too lazy to port all skins to the new models because the old USP grip looks so much worse than the new one. The Black Lotus USP could look dope but but it's stuck on the CSGO model.
>>1705524Yeah that guy is an analyst over at Liquid and they will for sure get a real coach.
>>1705511we do this already with undeveloped regions, filtered
>>1705526true and considering how much they focus on skins, it's a weird decision i'll probably just phase out most of my old skins since the new ones look better in general anyway
>>1705528can you give me an example of that?
>>1705533I can only explain it with skincels getting upset over their 10k skin changing ever so slightly even if it's a visual upgrade but it could also be the shere amount of work considering the amount of skins there are with many of them not being created by Valve..
>>1705534FlyQuest over in Australia
>>1705455>while also maintaining competitive integritythere is no competitive integrity. if fe cs were bigger with more events, imperial fe could be invited to the major completely unearned. it's a retarded scammable system that valve didn't fix because the optics would be bad and they don't really care about displacing the #23 ranked male team>>1705528women aren't barred from qualifying through those normal mechanisms, most of them live in europe and have an abundance of leagues and open quals to play
>>1705473>zAAz after Complexity match
>>1705474wasn't Ana supposed to be femGOAT? Why is she getting mogged by a random Russian teenager?
>col is gonna steal m80's major slotbased
>>1705568they meant AveroNA
>>1705568chuds broke her with mean comments :(
Shams Charania @ShamsCharania Apr 02Eternal Fire entry Ismailcan Dörtkardeş will undergo season-ending surgery to repair an Ani Internus tear, sources tell ESPN. Ismailcan has averaged 0.72 KPR, 0.18 OPKPR, and 80.5 ADR for the Fire this season.
Kindly refer to>>1705607>>1705609>>1705610Thanks.
>>1705603So no more play this season?
>open t3 stream>eternaljay and dwegkill mehow do they get booked every single fucking time
>s0mple in big 2025 be like:
>>1705619>eternaljay and dwegluv those 2 greasy fucks
>>1705617depends on recovery
>>1705619watch trottah
>>1705603career ending pregnancy
>>1705619were here all daaaaaay
>>1705566Why is this whore showing off her ankles?
how do u guys play this laggy tarkov-esque bullshit prefire game (you are playing on a danish server against russians routed through cuba)
>>1705682>tarkov-esquein what way?
>>1705684the cheaters i'd imagine
why do they get male casters for female games? It's distracting, I can't goon to this
>>1705691panzy died for this
mongolians are assblasted that HOTU with a manager stand-in and mou as a coach BTFO all lulgols on LAN and cry that all of russia must play on EUchink genes?
>>1705691i-isn't lu-lucy there?
>>1705711>we European
impfesisters.... were doing it
what a kino game, loved it on mute, only watched the first 3 rounds then ignored it on a second monitor until the last round before ot, then ignored most of ot tooNA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Bros...should I craft this?
>>1705730on jah cuhhhh
>>1705734>chocolate>mint>and blackunusuable, 0/10
>>1705734really nicehow much is the sticker?
>>1705734yeah looks good
>>1705741Sticker will be like 40 euro, don't know about the wintergreen itself, should probably wait a bit for the prices to go down >>1705742ty!
>>1705744>don't know about the wintergreen itselfabout the same as the sticker, from what i can seei'd just go for it desu. nice craft regardless
>>1705747price spike, most recent sales were for 17-18 eur, I will wait for more of them to drop to snatch a good 0.01 on float
>>1705750ain't that ak the lowest quality? it'll be like 0.03 euro in a month's time, so def wait
>>1705734looks kino, you got that as a weekly drop?
>>1705730love when goomblers think NA tier 1 vs EU tier 2 is free because NA only shows up in europe to get stomped by top 10 teams usually.The level is bad, but not that bad.
new skins im pogging right now bros
>>1705517saw one of the two latest spirit vlog from blast lisbonne and hally was asked about the difference between siuhy's mouz and brollan's mouz and he said siuhy's mouz was more limited tactically. oof
>>1705871>siuhy's mouz was more limited tactically. oofi can see thatvery rigid and lacking improvisation
>esl impact has a 250$k prize poolthey gonna get like top 30 easily for 1st
why are complexity making fun of zaaz's religion?
>>1705994i stop caring past top 10 desu
>>1706238they aren't
>>1706243the mere possibility that they are is disgusting
>>1705994do they not allow trannies? because i'm looking at past winners and can't see any.
>>1706246they are just badalso there aren't as many trannies in Europe as in US i believe, or at least they don't try to fraud their way into sportsNA female leagues in CS were infested with trannies which is not the case here
>>1706268still not gonna use loonix
>>1706272Yes you are.
>>1706296why would i?
>>1706300because
>>1705711>>1705725There's a simple solution - longitudes.
>>1705734unique and crisp
can someone explain the NIP logo? it doesn’t look like ninjas in pyjamas at all
>>1706358why liquid got a horse instead of a flask or some type of beakera vial
>>1706358its meme
>>1706358it's a throwing star
>>1706366where is the pyjamas
>>1706268<- start doing THIS
navi sisters............
>>1706399don't think navi fans can really muster up much angerno one really believes that team is serious about winning, they're just waiting around for roster changes
my elo improved when i changed my crosshair to zywoo's
>>1706452My crosshair is a dot with follow recoil on.
>>1706359It's because Nazgul one of the founders of Liquid is a LotR fan and it's a reference to the scene with the Nazguls on horses getting washed away by the river.
Goon morning its time to rape women cs again.
Valve should add a gravity knife to the game.
>>1706551It's too dangerous!!!
>>1706554>It's too dangerous!!!Because it's so cool that it would devalue all other knife skins and crash the skin economy?
>>1706555pretty much, trips confirm
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
>>1706452Post it
complexity waiting room
>>1706623were watching trottah
beware the pastits your future
is there any hltv recorded match of imperial fe winning of a male team?i think they've won some games which aren't on hltv vs not even t3 teams
>>1706631they're in main so they've beaten some amateurs i'm sure but they also never got out of main, and usually don't even make playoffs
>>1706631they beat some teams in main
Manifesting Complexity quilifying the stage 2 of the Major rn
>>1706632>>1706633what is main?have they (or any other female team) ever fluked a map win vs a decent t2 team? i think imperial fe could do it with some luck.
CoL
>>1706637>what is main?
>what is main?
i shit my pants
>>1706645Thank you for sharing this with the thread Richard.
>ritualposting on /vm/
Wasn't Krad the guy with the Deagle nigger craft?
>>1706658i think so. he was banned for like a month.
why does hltv have so many edgy incels? even we respect women in comparison.
>tranime in /cs2g/
>>1706664?are you seeing ghosts?
anarkez is very american looking
grim
>>1706668(the player and positioning)
>>1706666I think anon is talking about >>1706651 which is even worse than anime. It's League of Legends.
9pandas are getting raped by complexity
>>1706673best team in na history vs random t72 team
eternal fire might be disbanding
>>1706678retard
FUCK pistol rounds
>>1706678>have to see this chudjak looking face again
>>1706679dogtares is washed it's over just admit it
>>1706678or maybe they don't want to play every single t1 event on the calendar, given that their top 5 position is already locked in
>>1706685mega cope
>>1706686you're severely retarded and should be ashamed of it, not proud
hallzGOD stuntin on these racists
ong col finna make it to the major
PBUH
>>1706698this isn't final, a shit ton of teams will boost up in rating after yalla CQs finishpari will be lucky to snatch the last place spot
>>17067029ine is not moving up and even if wildcard are added to the list Parivision still make it
>>1706704ENCE will move up, so will 9pandas and Metizportgotta pray that eclot and pua lose all their matches
>>1706707fuck im stupid
Can someone explain to me how Complexity can still get into stage 2? The win against PUA won't give them enough points. Is it the prize money from the qualifier?
>>1706709this has them higher so idk. I think the event points havent been calculated at all yet
>>1706709yes, they earn a fat bag due to winning a lot of matches$2500 for each win
>>1706708it's alright, we might see them on international LANs next season due to BB LanDaLan 2 being a ranked eventLAN points are fucking massive, and due to nobody in top 30 having them, they'll shoot right up into the invite zone no problem
>>1706713Yeah ive got no doubt they will the december major but who knows what will happen between then and now with the roster
>>1706714I'd be surprised to see a single change, it's clear this roster works is as great as a tier-2 permaonline bookie-owned can be.
>>1706718>works isand is*
>wake up>col rapeBased
kek why even knife there
>the smile as he goes to type in chat after the clutchkek
cmon randy
>another 13-0these are getting quite common lately rofl
>hop on premier to play>guy on the other team casually drops 50 (FIFTY) kills while the rest of his team go like 13/25really awesome matchmaking system in this game
>>1706746you think hes cheating?
>>1706746was he sussy or are you just sub 5k elo
>>1706751He beat anon. Ofc he had to be cheating.
i love when women get destroyed
>excited to watch match>jay n dweg damn
>>1706662No we don't simpcel.
joel rip
23andMe
>lifetime banfucking kwab
>>1706812whomst'd've?
hes calling like an auctioneer
>>1706814https://www.hltv.org/news/41342/joel-handed-lifetime-ban-by-esic
Where's that incel who kept saying that cheaters don't exist/no one ever cheated etc?
>>1705445>joel handed lifetime ban by ESICHeh.
>swedish
I don't think it's wise to literally name the cheat
thorin was right about ana
>premium hardware cheatmost of tier2-3 has at least one guy on a team doing thisfunny how """"journalists"""" like fatretardbong doesn't ever pry into the issue and really try to expose it (and outright deny that its a problem that exists)or the fixing rings sponsored by the gambling cartels
humiliation ritual
>>1705725It's a big and diverse place. If they didn't qualify trough the EU RMRs that must mean they are closer to the Far East than they are to the capital.
>getting 13-0'd twicelmao raped
>>1706822they're only saying it because akros started detecting it a few days before joel got banned
#FREEJOEL MY BOY DIDN'T DO NUFFIN'
https://xcancel.com/joelholmlund/status/1743302072642990560
>>1706844KWAB
>>1706839RELEASE MY NIGGA~
>>1706826Yeah RL probably gets paid of by Valve to not expose their fake 'esport' full of cheaters.
Where is our resident simpcel?https://www.hltv.org/matches/2381292/metizport-vs-imperial-valkyries-yalla-compass-qatar-2025-closed-qualifierhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2381276/complexity-vs-imperial-valkyries-yalla-compass-qatar-2025-closed-qualifier
they're going to win this and it'll put them in the top24, then they'll decline every possible t2 invite between then and the Cologne cutoff (june 25th) and steal a slot againvery nice, thank you valve
>>1706849>maga chuds discriminating against women>viking chuds discriminating against womenWhy must our queens suffer?
>>1706852well maybe your favorite team should transition and beat them then have you ever considered that
>>1706854Not all heroes wear capes...
>>1706855um isn't this transphobic or is this just socially acceptable to joke about in bulgaria
Let us pray that coL may overtake M80 and Wildcard
>>1706855
>>1706862no way they lose to a team that just got 13-0d right?
>>1706849valve is based for making women compete at the same events as men desu. if valve forced gender segregation you just know some retard would say it was unfair that women's teams couldn't practice against the men's teams.
>>1706844matchfixing rodent
>eternaljay and dweg casting the match that will qualify coL to the majorKINO
>>1706912trottah mogs
>>1706915>costreamer slop
>>1706915fraid so
>>1706878How are they based when they continue allowing impact league?
>>1706926it guarantees the best women's team will repeatedly get 13-0'd by tier 2+ men's teams, so female "pros" can't complain about not getting a fair chance
>>1706935basedbut holes will still keep complaining
start doing THIS
>>1706951post code
>>1706955tmavr-104
6-0 and a Major spot lets goooo
>>1706966>6-0 and a Major spot lets gooooConfirmed or do we still need to wait until the event ends and VRS points are actually added?
>>1706678>>1705603
>>1706968If HLTV is correctly counting VRS points they got it, but it has been wrong a couple times that ive seen
>>1706971I will be cautiously optimistic.
>>1706968HLTV isn't accounting for the $12.5k they get for winning all their matches yet.
What happens if Complexity and M80 have the same number of points?
my amerigoat
>>1706980Based boozer dunking on women and third worlders
>>1706978the euros fight to the death to decide it
>>1706978They go out to a shooting range and the best team gets the spot
New NA goat just dropped:https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/17353/cxzi?event=8284
>>1706994>drink beer>win
>>1706966do you know what that webm is lmaoread his lips
>>1707001what does he say? i cant tell
>>1707003justin savage
>>1707003
>>1707010back when his facial muscles weren't completely atrophied and he could flash a full-teeth smile for half a second...we're lucky to see the corners of his mouth twitch upwards nowadays...
PARI ON LAN>PARI ON LANPARI ON LAN>PARI ON LANPARI ON LAN>PARI ON LAN
We're not safe yet coL bros... Fingers crossed
https://x.com/complexitycs/status/1907841998351946139Danny gods rise up
>>1707025even if they dont take m80 spot they still get to play a qualifier for the major right?
>>1707027he really does look like an alcoholic
>>1706849we love women tho
>>1707031Yea, they should roll the qual if this is any indicator, its 3 slots. But they won't get to play yalla that they just qualified for because the MRQ overlaps lolhttps://www.hltv.org/events/8384/blasttv-austin-major-2025-north-america-regional-qualifierunless they 2-0 their group AND both matches happen to be scheduled for the first day they can't make it
>>1707024$30k 1st place, do you get a bunch of ranking points for that?
>>1707031Yes. This is for qualifying to the major withou having to go through the mrq
>partizan wonummm grobarbros where we @https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw275FFhqBA
>>1707035Yeah, a fuck ton.And a fuck ton of points for winning on LAN.If PARIVISION get to finals, then they'll catapult into top 15 at the minimum.
>>1707041why don't we see more $10-50k range tournaments then?also 500 is still only rank 25 and they recently won some tier 2 lan, won cct and came 2nd cct.
>>1706849Unfortunately they are not in the same group.
>>1706849here lol
>>1707044LAN matters way more than the money won, it's ridiculous how big of a boost just being at a lan gives
>>1707047go back
>>1707044>why don't we see more $10-50k range tournaments then?Hosting a LAN is expensive>also 500 is still only rank 25 and they recently won some tier 2 lanIt's marked as Unranked on HLTV because it invited teams without regarding VRS>won cct and came 2nd cctThat gave them the boost going from #60 to #25, yes>>1707048>its ridiculous how big of a boost just being at a lan givesAs someone on HLTV said, it makes sense because LANs are true display of skill, and VRS rewards teams on those LANs for "giving a shit about your region"
>>1707048maybe ice invitational gave no points because the teams were invited directly (not based on valve ranking)? also only 4 teams.
apparently mongolians are mega seething that this "european" team qualified into pgl astana rather than a mongolian team
>>1707057add them "radarhacking" to that list as wellyeah, turns out mongolians are big fucking crybabies like chinksalso it's double embarrassing that dukefissura is their analyst/manager standing-in, and it's triple embarrassing that HOTU beat the shit out of all mongolian teams on LAN
>>1707057we arr yooropeeran
>>1707057don't those guys live in bumfuck nowhere russiathe valve system is based on ping, and there are parts of russia that are further east than mongolia or china
>>1707050that's true, but it does also mean regional lans can abuse the system and bump local teams up in ranking, like what lynn vision was seething about a week ago>>1707053>maybe ice invitational gave no points because the teams were invited directlycorrect
>>1707065>regional lans can abuse the systemif your system results in a bunch of local lans all trying to out do each other with prize money, thats a good thing
>>1707064supposedly yakuts, so far northeast russia
>>1707065>regional lans can abuse the systemThat's the neat part, Valve want people to abuse that so that the regions get more regional LANs.But either way, LAN points get capped at some point, you can't host 10 BB Dachas for BetBoom to win and grab #1 position on VRS after facing 1win and HOTU.
>>1707071Our goats...
>>1706658https://xcancel.com/0hnepixel/status/1901582955325091847
>>1707057>european>>1707062>we arr yooropeeranExplain this obsession of yours. I don't get it.
>>1707083Impressive. Very nice. Let's Zeus's knife. THAT one.
>>1707083do you get banned or something for writing bad words with stickers?
>>1707096only from tournaments
>>1707060>yeah, turns out mongolians are big fucking crybabies like chinksI knew this already because on HLTV, they're unironically what we imagine roaches to be.
>>1707128are there many mongolian hltv users? i check the forum sometimes during tournaments and i dont think i ever see mongolian flags.
>>1707133A decent amount but every single comment is boasting about the mongolz like they're the best team in the world.
>>1707133Some. They're chill. I don't know what the fuss is about. I've seen more people with a flag other than a Mongolian glaze The Mongolz than people with it.
>>1707151New cap for Imperial Valks in the making.
>ISSAA has now left and re-joined JiJieHao twice in the last six months.
NiKo's shorter than I thought. Faker (glasses Korean on the left) is 176cm according to Google.
>>1707169it's in faker's contract that any public appearance or press won't let him be mogged. see how they're basically the same height?they have niko standing in an inverted n0thing/bleh/mauisnake box, a little depression in the ground to make him shorter
>>1707169he must actually be short in bosnia, it's the country with the highest average height in the world.
>>1707169>Team Logitech>Team RazerBros, which side are we taking?
>>1707169this can't be true, in G2 videos he is always close to m0nesy's height, might be a few cm shorter than him, like 183 or so (6 feet), but he's definitely not sub 175 cm
>>1707196is monesy's height public or something?it wouldn't surprise me faker uses platform shoes or something. koreans are obsessed with height.
yalla compass ($600k tournament) teamsit's in two weeks and takes place over only 3 dayswho wins? i'd say ef > vp > astralis. betboom seems super inconsistent.
>>1707207
>>1707207how the fuck does a $600k tournament have 0 real teams at it? I thought there was a cap on that
for me its 7licious
>>1707214Depends on whether the VRS points are enough for stage 2. If they have to play the mrq the will drop out.
for me its Image
>>1707217the t1 team organizations and tournament organizers have cartel shit going on to prevent good teams to attend "lesser" tournaments.
>>1707194Zowie, chink.
>>1707236Any zowie keyboard you would like to recommend, matey/aussiesissy?
who is fifth for pain?
>>1707238Keyboards are irrelevant just get a TKL or 60%.
>>1707265>Keyboards are irrelevant just get a keyboard...
The important part of YaLLa is over. These are your MRQ participants.Who's going through?
>>1707236Look who owns zowie lmfao
>lose 5 of 5 matches how do they do it?
>>1707278so vp did make it in instead of astralis?
>>1707299it's tight but yessadly, PARI vs VP is postponed until further notice
lmao
>>1707303p.ua, nemiga, and 9pandas all conspired together to make sure col's wins were worth less points by losing to each other
Now that Imperial FE are regularly getting 13-0'd by tier 2 teams, will ESIC investigate Furia and Navi for blatantly throwing rounds against them?
>>17071695 major tournaments won between all these people
>>1707336ESIC are busy doing.. uh something else
holy shit ENCE will make the cut?let's fucking go
>complexity didn't make it even with a 5-0>shitty german slop mix will make the major insteadNA is so dead its unreal
>>1707415>suck a fat dick all season long>win 5 bo1s>REEEEEEE WHERE'S OUR MAJOR
>>1707417you think a team with half germans should represent america you're already too far gone take that dick out of your ass faggot
>>1707418so now amerimutts should be a DEI hire? be better and you'll get your spot, it's just that easy
>>1707415they'll make it through the mrq, 3 more spots>>1707421yes it's an american invite you dumb faggot, they're broken up by region and half are handed out regardless of performanceit's dei for slaxz, whose 1.01 vs top 20 awping would have him fixing ecl games for rent money if he was in eu
>>1707428if your sorry region can't beat "slaxz, whose 1.01 vs top 20 awping would have him fixing ecl games for rent money" then you have no business talking about anything related to the gameGIT GUDand stop crying about germans when you have a south african and norwegian carrying your "deserving" team
>>1707433JT and hallzerk aren't carrying nothing
>>1707438yeah you wish that was true
>>1707433so why does valve split invites up by region and give ~3 to na, 3 to sa, 4 to asia regardless of how they perform, if they only want the best teams? what's the intent behind it?you dumb faggot
>>1707442>regardless of how they performmaybe read the rules, regions are given spots based on meritmongolz carry asia, liquid and complexity carried NAbut even with those generous handouts, you sit here and cry that you want more and that NA's 3rd best team akshually deserves it more based on nothing but the flag
>>1707445>maybe read the rulesyou dumb faggot
>>1707445>complexitysorry, meant EliGE alone
>>1707447designated muttmerican bottomfeeder spotsI thought you were complaining about M80 going directly into the deserved stage 2 spot that Liquid generously provided? two non-NA NA teams, so shouldn't be an issue.
wtf magog we couldve been banking on knives
>>1707461>falling for the case meme
https://youtu.be/ZOwGio4k3nQ?si=4tyelKn-R_PJICJlR8
>>1707467no
whats the funniest way to grief without getting kicked
>>1707271Which one you get is irrelevant as long as it's a TKL or a 60%. ESLTARD.>>1707284I had a feeling lol. Still better than Chinkazer though.
>>1707486TeamflashingYou can get away with a lot before people start to votekick because they think you're just dumb the first few times
>>1707308So COL now has to duke it out in the MRQs instead of qualifying directly?
>>1707336Did you expect anything else from monkeys and snow monkeys?
>>1707415>>1707418>>1707428>>1707442Put your faith in FazElige NAggas.
>>1707486When you're on T side and exiting, do a little bit of damage just before the bomb explodes. This will likely kill your teammate without you getting a warning. Found out the hard way.
CT molly needs a buff. It would make the game far less t-sides. Right now half the times teams just run straight through them, it's insane
Anyone happy here with their lower rank?This might sound like major cope but I'm happy hovering around 10k and being able to win most games and be star of the show more often.I made it to 18k last season but didn't enjoy a single match anymore so I quit.
>>1707519Around 5k and usually just play to get the weekly drop. Games are pretty fun cause you aren't high enough to deal with hacking, just people smurfing and throwing.
>>1707523i don't know what game you're playingi get walling chinks on the other team dropping 30 every game
>>1707486killing yourself
>>1707519>>1707523>These are the niggas countering your analyses.
>>1707543Yeah what are you gonna do about it nerd?
>>1707543lel you think we play cs
https://xcancel.com/ESLImpact/status/1907963791796535805
>>1707647Seeing that comment section really calls for a ww3 to burn in everything in nuclear hellfire
>>1707649you're trying too hard zoomer
>>1707519>0,999 - 27.32%What the fuck? How?
>>1707655Unranked counts as this, probably
>jks officially benchedGoodbye king, see you in FlyQuest or SemperFi
sponge status?
>>1707719hltv confirmed in 4 hours, we'll seethough he has been critical of him lately and it's nearly not -jks +nexa situation
https://xcancel.com/lumencs2/status/1907990237365805344
>xcancel.comjust link the fucking twitter, autistic fuck
>>1707715naf playing like dogshit but they need him to stay NA ranked
Is NAF just so passive they forget he's even on the team?Also doesn't this mean that Liquid are now an EU team for the MRQ?
Alistar revenge arc
>T.c is the new Passion UA coach
>>1707763grim
>>1707769Le not le heckin le player XDDDDDDD
how do they verify if someone is eligible for esl impact?
>>1707778https://www.dust2.us/news/57829/lotus-sound-the-alarm-after-being-blindsided-by-secretive-restrictive-esl-impact-changestldr drivers license, HRT prescription proof or a doctor's note sent directly from the doctor's office
>>1707724not who you're replying to, but it, or other instances like it, are the only way to see replies
it's over for australia
>>1707868maybe his dicksucking fanboys will shut up about him now
>>1707868rlewis won
magisk is dogshitfalcons jksKINO
>>1707875How does he keep doing it?
>>1707877jks is shit too.there's tons of better players in t2.
>>1707880Chink.
>>1707867>if you don't want to make a social media account it's politics I won't even give 4chan an email to skip the 15 minute post timer, fuck off
>>1707877would unironically be a good upgrade
>>1707883>15 minute post timerwhat
>>1707901there's a 15 min timer before you can start posting.try clearing cookies.
>>1707903>cookiesAmericans can't be at computers without thinking about food
>>1707904heh
>>1707880like whom
>>1707914
>>1707915BOGGED
uncanny valley
>>1707919looks like he has nigger admixture?
>>1707919you tell me OGs like NAF and Twistzz are finna listen to this lightskin nigga?look at him, played so much cs his face is now 4:3 stretched
>>1707915>>1707917he's t1
>>1707922enough skill to be in a t1 team sure but he hasn't actually played in a t1 team
>>1707922he regularly gets exposed by ex-tier1 players like Jame, jkaem, blameFmost overhyped rookie of the century
>>1707919he was born to be a cave goblin or a rapist serial killer terrorizing a small village, modernity robbed him of that dignity
>>1707925mega cope
>>1707927
>>1707930none of those shitters have won a landalan
>>1707932Event type Unranked
>>1707933kyousuke will rape jame at landalan 2
>>1707930>gets exposed>hard carrying his shit teamlol
>>1707932>landalanHoly Based
>>1707935>1.04beast of a carry
>>1707934again with you ruskies and non-consensual gay sex>>1707935hard carrying* (1.04, 1.03, 0.92)
>>1707939ok old man (aka lilbra)
>>1707939kyousuke might need more time donk also was on the academy for like two years and only really blew up his stats in '23 in his last 6 months on it, kyousuke's first hltv match was less than a year ago
>>1707947donks all time stats is actually brought down quite a bit by his early time in t2
ana bros?
>>1707949really tells you somethin
>>1707950but LeCap told me she was better than junior, able to awp in t2
>>1707950HLTV needs to add a gender filter before women's CS gets exposed even more
>>1707950this is only because they have actually played vs male teams this year, something they've rarely done before.
>>1707955duh
>top awpers m0nesy, w0nderful and sh1ro: *places sh1ro as the 4th best awper of all time*>uncs. "NOO WHAT ABOUT KENNYS AND GUARDIAN THOO"
>>1707960who are you quoting
>>1707963uncs
you posted this here already, try your luck on hltv and reddit
>>1707966t. unc
>non-igl non-coach 0 utility score star player has an opinioninto the trash it goes
>0 utility sco-
>>1707950ANa(L) bros?
>>1707960you already posted this, dementia unc
>>1707971none of these numbers are real or mean anything
>>1707971not support = 0 utility scores1mple as
TODAY WE LAUGH AT AUSSIESISSY
>>1707979there's like half an australian itt we just don't like latvians
>>1707977>neitherkek
shytosucky is a bum
>+ uglhy -jks ...> #50 Liquid -40
Broky will be kicked after Austin Major btw, and that's a FACT.
what's the next event liquid is taking part of?
>>1707999retard
>>1707999soon they will be taking 2nd place at fragadelphia
Ohnonono jksaussiesissybros...NOT LIKE THAT! Bwahahahhahahahahhahaha
>>1707980>>1707997Wrong sweaties
>>1708008oh no no no onthis is the power of latvia? worse than an island shithole in the middle of nowhere with no playerbase?
415th for latvian karrigan
latviabros how do we cope?
where did the latvia thing come from
>>1708023
why (your) country do not host any ranked local lan to boost your teams in VRS?
>>1708027because we respect China and consider having LANs cheating
>>1708025kek what a mindbroken retard. Hoping Alichad takes the major spot froom fq thoughbeit
could FaZe or Falcons cuck Jitu out of a Stage 3 invite, if they win and Jitu jobs to GamerLegion? the difference is 22 points currently.
>>1708046To maintain ranking accuracy, tournament data is now only factored into VRS calculations after the event concludes.
>>1708047they can't keep getting away with ityou just KNOW they'd job to GL if it mattered
It's up...https://youtu.be/IxQyhkMdEDM?si=092AfNYBJcfeFVTk
>>1708069unlucky to get eliminated by vitality and spiritit will be interesting to see if vp performs at pgl bucharest. it feels like they have potential to be a top 5 team.
>>1708069nobody cares about these boring niggers
>>1708076>top 5 teamin Russia*sorry hit enter too soon
>>1708081nah. the teams after spirit and mouz are just looking kinda weak. ef, navi, g2, mongolz....
fnatic -krimz
still banned?
>>1708090guess nothi fellas
who is fnatic signing? could be a sneaky good team albeit
>>1708094Woro announced. Fnatic slowly becoming Ukrainian.
>>1708106Shit I misread. He's joining Passion UA.
fnatic is barely t3 at this point
>fagolz is the first t1 team from asi-ACK!!
>>1708138Holy Aura
>>1708140Dosia does have that, shame about the other 4 auraless faggots kekaroo
>>1708146all have about 1000x aura compared to 90% of the players in top 10 rn
aura is just a way to say you are sexually attracted to a man I fear
>>1708012>>1708022Are you that latvianlosernigger that posts on hltv? Get a job lil bro.
Why are all other esports gay? They have gay orgs, gay rules and giga-gay players. CS on the other hand is gigabased. Are there any other esports that are based like CS?
>>1708176f1 maybe
>>1708176this is why we need to protect our toxic players and start celebrating Imperial FE getting their shit pushed in
>>1708176>>1708193also, someone should compile a bitch listAstralis management, twistzz, jL, whichever coach/org bitches next about TO sound clips, bladethe list goes on
>>1708199>Astralis managementare people still seething about the br0 "illness" or is it something else
>>1708023>>1708030almost all the chinese/australia posting is done by people who don't live in either country>>1580244
>>1708210what motivates this latvian to start the fagquest posting months before the semperfi move tho
>>1708148you fear the men I'm sexually attracted to?
>>1708220men?
>>1708220ESL (the person not the company)
>>1708218the latvians have been on that team since last august, just no one noticed maybe he was fuming in silence about them missing the major
>>1708224you should see a therapist, if I was attracted to man at all it'd be a harmless feminine twink type
>>1708227kek
>>1708229I would I see therapist when I AM therapist?
>>1708236*why not Imaybe I was the ESL all along
ITT: Rapists and ESLs
>>1708240>*why not I
>>1708236>I would I see therapist when I AM therapist?>>1708240>*why not I
>>1708244redundant
twistzz was raised by a racemixing single momma so you can almost excuse how much of a little bitch he is
elige with the 3rd highest OPK % win rate in 2025 tbqh
>>1708265then why faze is trash?
>>1708266elige still tries to heroball which costs them rounds, also broky fucking sucks
ayohttps://x.com/neLendirekt/status/1908261850606604604
>>1708272>x.comjust link the fucking xcancel, lazy fuck
>>1708272dont trust him but that +JKS and we are cookin falconbros
>>1708272>It would appear that Falcons' continued interest has managed to tip the balance, in what appears to be a multi-million dollar deal and the biggest transfer in Counter-Strike history.AHAHAHAAHAHA ANOTHER REASON TO LAUGH AT FAILCL0WNS
>>1708275make an account liberal
>>1708272the only surprising thing is that he gonna do it before major
>>1708284yeah, anybody could see this coming a mile away. fraudesy will follow big bro ch0k0 wherever he goes.
>make a super team based on niko and monkeysy duo>still viltality (with fucking apex) clears you It is happening lads
i hope malbs is okay...
I hate ch0k0 and may0nesy so much it's unreal.
>>1708284jitu guaranteed payday if they do it now, plus they already qualified for sticker money. makes a lot of sense
>>1708285this. s0mple, zywho, donk would never
why does niko cause so much seethe?
>>1708272Hope the Saudis are paying well. If you're gonna fuck your career up this early on then the you gotta make sure the bag is huge enough.
>1708295kys n0k0 c0cksucker
So who g2 should sign anons?
>>1708295He doesn't go bowl with his brother.
>>1708287>still viltality (with fucking apex) clears youthey clear everyone lilbro, and ropz already confirmed rapex is top 3 igl of all time
>>1708302Welcome back G2 JKS.
>>1708295i dont hate him but he simply can't be allowed to win a major because its funny
kek hes boiling
>>1708308Biggest fraud ever.
>>1708302they're probably doing a swap deal for degster, its either that or using their fat transfer bags on an slav academy/bookie zoomer like gr1ks or alkaren or molodoyor s1mple
is hunter also going?
nawwkbros.... we are forgotten
-m0gisk-d0gster-cucksan (after 10 games)+m0NESY+Justin Killer Savage+Snax (after 10 games)
>>1708322>Justin Killer Savageah, another dick rider>Snaxoh ok. Just a troll
g2 really let alistair slip by
Jitu at next fragadelphia confirmed???
>>1708333JKS is an upgrade over magisk in every way except vibes (reportedly)
>>1708338>JKS is an upgrade over magiskhow many majors?
>>1708338Every g2 related rostermove has been an elaborate setup by the 2023 roster to get fat saudibags. +justin "katowice" savage +hooxi +hunter next
>>1708340He looks much more handsome that that albino nordic freak
DANEGODS WTF IS OUR RESPONSE???????????
>>1708358>f-four m-majors... i had an era you know!
>>1708362justin is 2 years older... with nothing to show for it
>>1708377>with nothing to show for itexcept better stats in a worse team
>>1708377>justin is 2 years olderholy shit ahaha
russians and ukrainians about m0NESY moving to Falcons:>WHYYYYY NAVI WERE WAITING FOR YOU>is he retarded>navi need him... they will never be top 1 without a russian...>april fools>degster +vibes 100%>exchanged his career for money>g2 are dead>retard. everything is ruined now. why. why. worst case scenario. if you don't want spirit then join navi, they're playing 4v6>POOR DEGSTER!>love triangle between b1t and NiKo has ended... he chose the rich abusive daddy and not his childhood twink love...>jewzonic be like: this AWPer was promised to me 4000 years ago>hooxi, jks, hunter next?>>nexa for the vibes critically needed
>>1708377that's pretty embarassing for magisk then, why can't he outfrag the unc?
>>1708379magisk has like 3x prize earnings
>>1708398>jewzonic be like: this AWPer was promised to me 4000 years agoAXXAXAXAXXAXAAXA
>>1708398niko and monesy might be an amazing combo but isn't this just worse than 2024 g2?
>>1708407kyxsan > hooxi/snaxteses > jks/nexa
>>1708412teses has pretty bad recentlynot as good as malbs
>>1708407MBS is just getting started, b1t is nextwatch this space
>>1708412>teses > jks/nexalil bro, teses has hunter's roles and they're equaljks > magisk > nexa
-magisk+kyousukeokay that's a team
>>1708407Better IGL but Malbs > Teses as support, it's pretty close, it depends whether Magisk can find some of his old form again or not
>>1708423ummm no sweetie they are not
>>1708428I meant Malbs > Magisk* not Teses
where does degster go? is he good enough for a t1 team?
>>1708160That guy only hates broky, not Latvian players
>>1708435unironically an upgrade over wonerfool, but that wont happen. Maybe MoggerLegion
>>1708435G2 unironically, he's above teams like GamerLegion and such, and he's not joining a Russian team. G2 needs an awper for the Major.
>>1708440degster also mega fails a lot
lol m0nesy is really following this 0 Major fucker instead of going his own way
>>1708108good signing, even if it was the obvious thing to do.
>>1708407Teses is FAAAAR better than hunter but as less potential than malbs despite showing better results so far in 2025.Really Falcons just need to remove magisk if he keeps being a liability because niko+monesy have a history of fumbling anchors hard. All of this is because Jimphat is a fat coomer retard and resign Mouz to early and rather masturbate to JAV than discussing with monesy about forming a roster.
>>1708482if zonic isnt biased as shit he will sign jks
>>1708489jks is dogshit and needs to retire
>>1708407About even, but unlike G2 who either make no changes or retarded ones you can be sure that Falcons will upgrade more as soon as they're allowed without losing vrs points.No one can outbid them and with this move they're now actually enticing to join for players looking to win while earning loadsamoney.Whether it's magisk, teses or both they're guaranteed to go the way they're playing, and they'll be replaced by the likes of b1t and kyosuke, kyxsan is safe though.
>>1708295I don't actually seethe at any player, but making fun of niko for being a choker is both funny and deserved.
>>1708302-ropz +elige
where does kyousuke go? current spirit academy roster is supposedly ending soon.
>tfw degster is your agetf i thought unc was at least 28
>>1708504he probably grew up exposed to less feminizing chemicals
>>1708499>kyxsan is safe thoughkyxsan is safe as long as he proves he can handle leading star players of this caliber. Monesy left G2 because he couldn't handle the lead of that fat polish lard, if kyxsan somehow is worse he is on the chopping block as well.
>>1708507it's not like there's any good igls falcons can replace him with
>>1708489we're talking about 29 boomer unc jks, not renegades jks. why should he be failing up the rankings? I'm sure there's a spot for him on a team like m80 or wildcard.
>>1708508
>>1708514redditor's choice award winner
>>1708513he should join NRG to play alongside br0 >>1708503Faze or Falcons. Could see a Fnatic or GL tier team tho
>>1708514If he was 5 years younger Hooxi would unironically be a good signing, won better trophies than snax with equal time and worse lineup and is liked by both Niko and monesy.However not playing for a year straight I don't want to imagine his mechanical level, must be close to silver elite.
>>1708523pretty sure g2 had higher placements with snax in general. but that's primarily because -nexa +malbs happened at the same time.
https://youtu.be/RTbV9WRQnPk?t=527when karrigan says come, you come
>>1708534>When You Face Off Against donk In CS2!donk got carried that series lol
>>1708539still pisses me off that karrigan made donk his bitch on anubis and faze still managed to fumble every single round
>>1708534thats just how it is
>>1708543that was just a clown game in general12 defuse wins
https://x.com/stykocs/status/1908099794343477447
>>1708275>>1708281back in my day we used to bully people into posting screenshots
>>1708592the idea of posting a link to social media never even crossed my mind. people just posted screenshots without being asked because of board culture. should just ban links to social media 2bqh
I am happy that we are getting moses and anders at pgl, but these niggers still invited budget sado and the indian. would somebody leave those two homos at home for once?
>>1708548kino game*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM-YCFqrkMknew must watch just dropped
>>1708710nigger hasn't igl'd anything relevant in a decade
>>1708712chaos was top 30, ghost was top 15
important video. watch it now.https://youtu.be/1rog7mUELrA
>>1708723can they stop using that siuhy picture? it makes me nervous. he doesn't look human.
>>1708727he's nothe's evolvedan apex predator
>>1708589What I've done.....
>>1708047So basically no more movement is possible on the rankings? I only see some Czech LAN currently taking place and i really doubt it changes anything.ENCEchads we fucking made it
>>1708741Glad for glaive. That makes 4/5 legendary Astralis squad members at the major. Now Dupreeh just needs to join in as an analyst and it's 5/5.
>>1708739you guys didn't tell me this nigga was from vancouver
>>1708739what's that rush b ad?
>>1708739My stoicGOAT.
>>1708729>apex predator>consistently loses to apex
>>1708739AYY LMAAOOO
>>1708739Russian government got him a state-sponsored Siberian gf for being a good Luhanskian
>>1708739gross
>First match Sunday 3 AMm'niggas.....At least we have a 3rd place decider match this time so it shouldn't be too bad.
>>1708739PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>1708739lmao
>>1708814its criminal what these vodka niggers are doing with the schedule. They are doing 2 matches simultaneously, and that start time is like 10 am local. All these matches are going to be total blowouts that take an hour for both maps. We aren't playing mr15 anymore but they have literally scheduled three fucking hours between each series.The schedule should favor people west of bucharest, not east.
>>1708844who the hell wants to get up early on a sunday to watch CS? Do they not drink in Romania? If not the drinker than the guy who goes to church? How about the neet? Does he wake up early? Who the fuck is the schedule for if not the 5 vatniks in vladivostok watching cs?
>>1708814>>1708844>>1708856first match is 10 am last match is 7 pm (local time)what's the issue?
>>1708494if JKS is dogshit, what's NAF? >>1691609
>>1708861Its a studio not a stadium, so it could theoretically be anywhere. A lot of the crew will not be local (all of the on screen talent is foreign). All the teams are foreign. You could run it from anywhere like 12-9 or 2-11 local and not really run into crazy working hours for any of the people who are local while catering to a much bigger audience.
>>1708869also, they are giving three hours between matches as though most will not take an hour tops.
>>1708869it runs over the entire day european timewhat's the issue?
>>1708871can you read? it runs over the whole day vodka time. they are pulling the same stupid schedule on weekdays... who for? why are you starting at 10am local on a weekday and some ridiculous early time for everybody who isn't russia? doesn't make any sense.
>>1708877>vodka timeit's european time lol. that's the biggest cs player base.
Australia wins again
>>1708880romania is not in the same time zone as most of europe. even if it were the case, you aren't favoring locals by starting at 10am on a weekday. the only people its good for is people with wodka bloodtype
>>1708712yeah, feels like one of "fx artist reacts to" videos but they have no resumé
>>1708885lol western europe differs by 1 hour
>>1708891How many posts did it take you to google to find out you are wrong?Why would 9am on a weekday be a good start time for the "biggest playerbase" stop being ignorant, nigger.
If an event was hosted on the east coast and it started at 10am and finished before dinner time I'd also call them retarded btw.
>>1708893when should it start? 12:00? then last game starts 21:00 which may be too late for a sunday, especially since games can get be delayed.
wat da fak dis shit starts at 3am?cu next event yurotards(maybe I watch that faze game)
ITS FUCKING OVER FOR JITU
>>1708988they still have a top 3 igl and top 3 coach
>>1708995I'm not that delusional.
Where does G2 go from here? No more NiKo and m0NESY and no suitable replacements. HeavyGod is promising but that's the only brightspot.
but..why didnt g2 get siuhy who is a clear cut upgreade over snaxthey got monesy money from falcons too
>>1709025siuhy's confirmed a fraud
>>1709030That just means he'd fit right in with the current G2.
s0mple in g2 would be pure kino
>>1709042why even think about simple who hasnt been relevant for years nowpro cs requires massive amount of motivation which he clearly lacks
G2 wonderful
https://www.hltv.org/news/41355/aurora-bench-roster
>>1709080Would be bussin ngl
>>1708272I hope this lefist fraud is wrong and gets mocked till he kys
KEK WHAT
>>1708521>Fazebro faze are finished, finished. they won't attract any top players anymore. elige is not a top player, it was a shit move for faze. ropz said the faze staff is small compared to the vitality staff. they don't have money. kyousuke will either join spirit or falcons
>>1709099https://www.hltv.org/news/41357/aurora-sign-eternal-fire-roster-in-shock-moveLilbros it's a little late for an april fool's joke don't you think?
you now remember NIP choking in 5 finals in a row
>>1709099>>1709101https://xcancel.com/w0xic/status/1908460188224324067
In 2021, we took our first step on this journey with big dreams and with our Counter-Strike roster. We were determined to build our own path, leave a mark on the scene, and make Türkiye’s name heard on the global stage.Since that day, we’ve shared victories and heartbreaks together, always as one. It’s impossible to forget the moments we made history as the first Turkish team to reach the top 5 in the world rankings.Today, we’d like to tell you that our CS2 roster has officially transferred to Aurora.This team wasn’t just a roster, it was where Eternal Fire was born. But this isn’t goodbye; it’s the beginning of a new flame lighting up new paths.We sincerely thank all the players, coaches, and everyone who believed in this journey.That very first spark, that fire, is still with us.Our fire will remain eternal.-------This shit pmo, instead of cool ass dragon stickers we'll get lame ass "A" stickers.
>>1709107letter stickers are based for crafts
Would've been so funny if these niggas posted this on April 1st - a reverse April Fool's joke if you will.
kek german fraud tried to include himself
can someone explain to me the concept of "leaking" things like monesy to falcons? what does the leak bring?
>>1709118>upper management talks>some middle manager hears that info in a coffee room/from his CEO friend/in a bar>tells that to the leaker>leaker posts "Rumor is..."that's how it used to be, and it brings engagement and discussion for the possible roster move, and may be a bargaining chip for the player (m0NESY may demand his salary to be tripled now that there's talk he's orbiting Falcons.) It brings eyes on your org.nowadays, it goes like>upper management talks>upper management tells leaker all info and tell him how and when to leak it to maximize talking
>>1709122sounds like bullshit to me, it's just journalists who ruin the fun, instead of having a quality presentation and surprise with the signing announcement, some fat fuck ruined it.
>>1709125Leakers are usually clout goblins and the info usually gets passed on by player agents, not the org.
>>1709117>tried>literally in the photo celebrating
>>1709125>ruin the funThe fun of what? >Rumor: Aurora to buy out Eternal Fire rosterwould bring just as much discussion, probably even more with people dismissing and denying the rumor.
pronax schizoposting again
>Turks and Russians linked upEU premier is fucking doomedtwo worst people you've ever met are now friends.
>>1709130nobody cares about the coach
>>1707920he's a slav (snow negroes)
Im not surprised turkeys dictatorship managed to fuck up eternal fires ability to function from the country
>>1709138why are you on the coach's twitter then nigga
>>1709149popped out on my feed
>>1709099How much did Aurora pay the EF owners to get them? Keep in mind that Falcons paid millions for 3 players to secure the #8 core on the VRS and EF is currently ranked #5 with a stage 3 major invite.
>>1709155If the rumors about EF being broke due to draconian anti-gambling laws in Turkey, I'd imagine not much
Major invites are pretty much set so theres probably at least one or two more retarded moves yet to be announced
>>1709161There's a LOT of retarded moves to come.No roster lock makes orgs go crazy.
>>1709161How retarded of a move is G2 cooking? Trade doggster for m0NESY as part of the deal?
We own dese roaches now.
>>1709159But surely it a couple million?
are people really hyped about monesy playing against with niko? we've been there already. I would have been more hyped by a monesy move to navi, faze or spirit.now that I think of it, the ceo of spirit saying he prefered shiro was a cope because he knew monesy was going to falcons?
>>1709183>navilowest vibes team in top 20>fazeretirement home>spiritnobody who cares about m0nesy wants him to become an anal slave for donk in donk's system
if failclowns dont get kyousucks, it will still be the same trash
G2:-m0NESY-Snax-TaZ+sl3nd+REZ+ash
>>1709191this nigga doesn't even know who igls in gamerlegion lool
>>1709193>this nigga doesn't even know who igls in gamerlegion loolI know it's ztr. huNter goes to igl in this hypothitcal roster. I think he can be much better than Snax with a competent coach behind him.
>>1709197>huNter goes to igl in this hypothitcal roster...
>>1709200G2 is fucked as soon as m0NESY leaves no matter what they do. And given that you can only change 2 pieces at the time huNter igl is probably the best interims solution.
>>1709203G2 will dominate, monesy and niko were bad vibes chokers
weird
>>1709205That's retarded and you know it.
>>1709213I believe it, those two shitters were calling too many things. the structure wasn't respected. snax will humble them.
HOLY KWAB jitu btfo'd!!!!!!
G2 are now one of my secondary teams, I used to hatewatch them but now I'm fine with them.I now root for Vitality, 3Dmax, G2 and Mouz, in that order.
>>1709217massive bully victim vibes
>>1709218why yes I watch video game tournaments
>>1709217>Vitality, 3Dmax, G2 and Mouz"The Unseasoned"
>>1709217Frenchman of Jewish descent wrote this post
>>1709215There is no structure under Snax. G2 are fucking clueless in their CS division. At the start of the year the CEO himself came out and announced that m0NESY is the 'heart of the project'. Not only do they sell him only months later since they fucked up building a competetive roster around him and he wasn't willing to resign, they also lost malbs' tard wrangler resulting in him becoming way worse.
>>1709223I have nothing against israel :)incidentally all the scumbag countries hate them, what a coincidence. :)
>>1709224I mean the tactical structure during a game. I have heard niko and monesy too often spewing their shit ideas.
why hltv hate so much f1ku?
>>1709230Their ideas couln't have been worse than lets dry hit B site 7 times in a row. If the igl has no clue what he's doing I much prefer the star player trying to force their vision for how to play.
what tier is aurora?
>>1709232t. maui
>>1709234Now? Stable tier 1, higher that jitu, retirement clan, n0vi, and so on...
How come HooXi is still unemployed?
4/5/25 - turkish 9/11, also aurora and falcons austin stickers confirmed, yay!
ephemeral fire
https://xcancel.com/kenshiivl/status/1908486710171779118
>>1709238Because Astralis is genuinely retarded.They rather play with Cadian, a semi retired awper who can't speay someone from behind than a guy who has proven to have success with rookies.Other than that he's too bad for any other option.
>>1709265turkeybros...oh nononoon not like THAT!
>>1709263eh
>>1709265>not using turkish toilets for the pic
>>1709277It's in germany
>>1709265LMAO
>>1709278Such is the life of the turkish nationalist
>>1709265why are turkish fans so deranged
>>1709265The thought of some turk having to pull his piss soaked jersey out of the toilet in his Berlin social housing amuses me.>>1709289It's a genetic condition.
>>1709289it's punishable by law to not be a crazy turkish nationalist, I'm not kidding.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Article_301_(Turkish_Penal_Code)
>>1709289>WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY YOU SHOULD BE A SOULLESS FAGGOT
>>1709304they all live in Germany thoughbeit
>>1709316why are igl's basically just rated based on how good the 4 other players are?
>>1709267>a guy who has proven to have success with rookieslast time hooxi played with a rookie was 2021
>>1709317They are measured in vibes and aura
who are we cheering for at pgl bucharest?
>>1709324navi
>>1709324'gols
>>1709324VP
>>1709324faze
>>1709324eternal fire
>>1709324auröra WW
>>1709324Aurora and Falcons
For me it's ApogeeDidn't even know what region they were without clicking on the team
>>1709336radar team
is he ever going to unwash?
>>17093243Dmaxthose tier 1 teams don't deserve to win this "t2" event, because if they win it doesn't count because spirit vitality and mouz are not participating, therefore it's an asterisk event.
>>1709342when he stops being an alcoholic maybe
>>1709347did he become an alcoholic recently?
>>1709348no but it's the only way for him to unwash now
>>1709345They are next in line to be bought by the Russian betting organization
>>1709355the roster just resigned with 3Dmax
>>1709358How does this stop 3dmax from selling them? This just prevents them from moving on their own
>>1709375hmmm maybe but honestly without those players they can't make a credible roster, if they want to stay french
what happens to previous aurora? they had some good players like gr1ks.
>>1709378straight to the front
>>1709381think of all the cheeseburgers (actually match fixing in t2 pays better)
>>1709387$1.5 for a cheeseburger? damn
we're watching kyousuke kill 15k botshttps://www.twitch.tv/kyousuke999
I only see MongolZ in the real of possibility of being bought out, but I seriously doubt anyone else is gonna pull the trigger.Russia's biggest PARI and BetBoom have good enough teams to MAKE IT MAJOR™1xbet is AuroraAnd everyone else is peanuts compared to them
>>1709391do you think that's cheap? they cost that in sweden (after tax).
>>1709395I think Aurora bought EF just because the owner is Azerbaijani. Aurora isn't really a strictly Russian org anyway. In Dota they've had only South East Asian teams for years until recently.
>>1709393he's so sharp wtf?
>>17093972.6 euros here, ok I expected it to be more expensive
>>1709401>the owner is AzerbaijaniI don't think that's a real person, there's zero information about him anywhere and he's too conveniently Turkish-like to calm down monkeys.>Aurora isn't really a strictly Russian org anywayOnly because Putin chimped out, 1XBET is 100% Russian with a thin veil of "hihi we are actually serbian and hire non-russians!"
>>1709412I mean Aurora isn't a team that historically only has Russian teams.
>>1709401I think aurora bought them because a broke org needed the money and a top 5 team became available for relatively cheap
>>1709424>broke orgthey're falcons tier rich mate
>>1709426Eternal Fire are Falcons tier rich?
>>1709426tard
Bros...I did s0mething...
>>1709443i don't get it
>>1709443sorry to say it bro but you did NOT cook
>>1709316>zeus affirms brollan's goat statussiuhy sisters??
>>1709267>Other than that he's too bad for any other optionSomething also tells me he thinks he's too good for the actual options he has
>>1709324I want Mongolz and EF in the bo5 grand final
>>1709395Why is no one ever talking about Team Spirit's ownership structure?Not even in that CEO q&a recently have I seen a single question about it.
>>1709468because no one ever talks ownership structure? i have never heard anyone talk ownership structure of any team lol.
>>1709468who cares piggie
>>1709470>have never heard anyone talk ownership structure of any team lol.Lol why do you think people hate Falcons so much?Also, the reason why they don't talk about it is for most big teams is because it's publicly known info and not interesting. Spirit is a top CS and Dota team and still no one knows who is financing them.
>>1709472retard
>>1709473>>1709477We do not care
>>1709473sponsors: zowie, redbull, betboom, ....
getting ready for falcons to finally accomplish absolutely nothing
is we getting falcons monesy at bucharest?
>>1709524>next weeknohttps://x.com/AlbanDechelotte/status/1908408634645545210Melbourne (or Yalla maybe if they end up taking a invite for the inevitable dropouts)
daily saudi video
>keeping magisk idgi
>>1709549he was actually good like just a year ago, i think they're hoping he unwashes himself
>>1709547falcons wonjitu lostrichard lost
Funny how be bitched about Saudi money everyday and I have yet to see him bitch about betting orgs
>>1709568we'd be relegated back to hotel lans if there was no gambling money in cs (which would be a good thing)
>>1709568yes anon, betting orgs are gonna cut the throat of people in the street, ram planes into building and drive over people.
>>1709589You think the guys funding Falcons are doing those things?
>>1709592isn't mbs on the parent company's board?he had a guy cut up with bonesaws in turkey
>>1709480Zowie and BB are new sponsors, both signed a partnership with Spirit in 2024 iircFew years before covid this org was GUN5 tier in everything, then they consistently started signing good players and promising youngsters in both the main and academy teams (since ESPADA), same as practically all other RU orgs who are all backed by big companies and betting sites. sh1ro was bought out from C9 for close to 2 million. in Dota they signed Korb3n, one of the rare competent managers in CIS, who assembled their next line-up by trialing and shuffling a bunch of CIS talents under YellowSubmarine and won TI the next year. do people really think guys like donk and kyousuke chose to join Spirit because they learn more from Dima s0tf1k than anyone else kek. they have a bunch of these kids playing under contracts before they are even in the Academy team. donk was approached by Navi at the same time as Spirit years ago but declined them in favor of Spirit. you can't have this kind of model without having a significant financial backing first.
>>1709568he's gay and jewish, of course he will bitch about saudis
>>1709595they became big after their dota team won ti. is that weird?
>>1709594No, I think you made that up
>>1709592yes
>>1709549gives insane head to zonic has to keep him
>>1709601Putin is a real gamer, Elon is a fake gamer. Its that simple.
>>1709616source?
>>1709620rlewis
>>1709595>donk was approached by Navi at the same time as Spirit years ago but declined them in favor of Spirit.Thank God, Imagine playing or being benched by a Reddit Inc.
>>1709628donk doesn't have to imagine
>>1709602https://www.newarab.com/news/mbs-announces-huge-saudi-38-billion-investment-e-gameshttps://www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/2/26/mbs-oversaw-saudi-killers-of-khashoggi-us-intel-report
I shit my pants
Rich won
>2-2,5Mthis sounds sickdid arabs really pay that much? holy fucking shit..... zonic it's your literally last fucking chance... no excuses anymore, right?
>>1709651We need kyousuke
>>1709653
what tier will peepoo be without monesy?
>>1709695cct playoff team
>>1709695Probably T1.5. They'll probably get degster to replace m0NESY so not totally ruined, but no longer a playoffs maker.
>>1709695supporting cast with 0 stars
>>1709695almost t1 if heavygod and malbs stops underperforming
>>1709691Uh-oh!
vitality bros, our era is already over
>>1709712i dont think this guy knows more than what overdrive has said
>>1709711so not even almost t1?
>>1709715nigga overdrive works for spirit
>>1709720yes. and im pretty sure he has just said current academy is ending in a couple of months but not if spirit is selling kyousuke or not
>>1709722well in his video he said that kyousuke is going to go somewhere this summer so yeah
https://x.com/esea/status/1908565297621336473
>>1709712can't blame them, really
>>1709722Spirit CEO also hinted that he'll be available in the next transfer window
>>1709727This is lie, why you make this lie? Liar
>>1709727SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>1709727these aren't even consecutive games lol
falcons just needs to buy kyousuke and donk and they're the number one team in the world
>>1709734i want to kill you
>>1709737do you disagree?
if i dont get yellow i grief
>>1709726RWS was honest, you knew what it was, and what it factored. Unlike rating.
cs2 keep crashing my amd drivers...
>>1709742same but purple
>>1709750What GPU?
is there a single g2 fan left? i think most g2 fans were niko and monesy fans.
>>1709750buy nvidia next time retard
>>17097577900 xtx nitro+>>1709766i would if i could
>>1709766>buy nvidi-ACK
imagine goat zonic with this....
>>1709778literally none of that is happening except monesy and the paycheck thief is getting fired after austin
>>1709758me now, only good guys in the team
Was kennys fat towards the end of his career? He looks fat in the falcons jersey
>>1709785Nahhhhh
>>1709785most of the fat would be towards the lower end of the stomach. i think he's just trying to stand straight too much so he's pressing his stomach out.
>>1709785he doesn't wtfif anything the shirt looks a size bigger than optimal
>>1709316This is very conflicting. On one hand, yes Brollan is S tier. But Chopper deserves to be in F tier.
>>1709324Faze. All other teams are shit or matchfixers.
>>1709595This is very interesting. Keep up the good work anon, we need more high quality discussion in this general.
>>1709766i don't understand why you default to it being AMDs fault and not Valve
>>1709814Game devs optimize their games for Nvidia. Not AMD's fault though.
>>1709803chopper is at least b tier, what are you talking about?
LEAVE W0NDERFUL ALONEhttps://youtu.be/01w6aglW2tA
>>1709837Niggahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAqfu8sviQ0&t=1046s
I was checking some stats on old donk games and noticed an interesting thing. Spirit Academy frequently swapped players. Even between maps in the same series. You can even see on hltv that the flag for Spirit Academy is changing between games because of this. I'm guessing it's just because they had too many players and wanted all of them to have a chance to play, never seen that before.
>>1709852his calling is good though (which is what actually matters)blitz, apex, brollan, and maybe majer are the only ones who have fairly consistent individual impact
>>1709849didnt this fatty already make a video about wonderfool being bad
>>1709898yeah but that was a month and half agohttps://youtu.be/A1Ubzyz6Rfg
>>1709898yes, just a few weeks ago
>>1709849>>1709900not clicking this shit kill yourself
>>1709905subscribe
>>1709898>>1709900>>1709904btw, he also shat on mouz and apologized about a month later tooit's his m.o
>>1709912kwab
>>1709884I don't know what you got from that video. That video was to highlight just how bad his calling is. Just watch their T side on Dust2 and you'll understand what I'm talking about.
the raped
>>1709935doubt mongolz loses vs 3dmax
>>1709935>3dmax>raping anyonestopped reading right there
>>1709935Furia loses but good post
>>1709595>in Dota they signed Korb3nfor nothing and paid him peanuts because dota is three tiers below cs and league, and he funded spirit's org by winning the biggest TI to ever existtwicethat's all there is to it reallyalso they aren't scaling at all, TS CEO recently said that they can't afford opening PC cafes in Russia like BB does due to being small
>>1709966hit enter too early>sh1ro was bought out from C9 for close to 2 millionafter The Internationals>they consistently started signing good players and promising youngsters in both the main and academy teams there's no competition for these youngsters. navi junior are never signing russians, virtus.poo's management is terrible. avangar is kazakh-centric. western orgs don't want to bother with russians.also they're loyal towards players and milk the most out of them while fairly consistently making major, which brings insane money for western economies, and might as well fund retirement in russia>do people really think guys like donk and kyousuke chose to join Spirit because they learn more from Dima s0tf1k than anyone elsethey reach out and offer contracts if they're good. especially now after donk and zont1x being gigasuccessful stars, the prestige of the academy team is higher than fn0tic, n0p or 0g.>they have a bunch of these kids playing under contracts before they are even in the Academy teamthis is fanfiction>donk was approached by Navi at the same time as Spirit years ago but declined them in favor of Spiritspirit could've offered better contract. this is end of 2021, they have the TI money by this point.
>>1709979what current t1 players came out of academy teams? i can only think of donk, zontix, b1t and monesy.
>>1709316everyone below snax should retire IGL duties instantly
>>1709979NTA, but they signed a literal 9 year old child just a month or two ago.
>>1709979>this is fanfictionno it isn't, they pay russian teens a stipend to keep grinding cs even if theyre not on their academy
>>1709992>academy teamsthat depends if you count "revolving door" teams like GL, MOUZ, ENDPOINT, OG as academies>>1709995it's an obvious PR stunt because that kid got banned 1 day after and everyone knew he was gonna get banned>>1709997never heard anything about this, source?
>>1709995he got banned on faceit ;__; (13 yrs age requirement)
>>1709979>this is fanfictionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdWCbJo3Ic0&t=313the next TSA roster is probably already assembled and waiting in line for the current one to be sold, even Overdrive (or someone else, don't remember exactly) already said so on Telegram
>>1710002assuming nottier 1 (made it major or are in top 5 today):>S1ren>FL4MUS>donk>zont1x>b1t>m0NESY>fear>headtr1ck>nipl>Wicadia>jottAAA>torszi>JDC>xertioN>siuhy>Jimpphathonorable mentions:>ArtFr0st>KaiR0N->Magnojez>Neityu>PR>Chr1zn>sl3nd>Tauson>>1710023I stand corrected then, though I seriously doubt they pay THAT much to start asking questions if Spirit are shadow-funded by someone
>>1709992in the top 30 you have zont1x, donk, torzsi, jimpphat, xertion, siuhy, b1t, wicadia, m0nesy, ultimate went to pasha gaming academy, fl4mus, ztr, tauson, sl3nd, pr, cej0t, nilo, insani, brnz4n, s1n, lnz, jdc, krimbo, hyped, s1ren+magnojez, phzy, regali, decenty, pr1metapz, headtr1ck, nplnotable but outside top 30 are fear on fnatic, a majority of ence, r1nkle on nip, volt from old gamerlegion
>>1710023spirit is doing some kind of competition for people to join the academy team. the requirement was something like 3k faceit elo and under 18.
>>1710033okay that's a big listsome of them only played like a couple of months in an academy team between t2 teams though
>>1710028>>1710033+degster, magixx and Patsi
>>1710044forgot about espada being spirit academy
and now g2 is a dead team
>>1710056happened when they lost that tate guy who actually gave a fuck
>>1710055I remember Espada and Spirit main played a couple of games between each other and each one was 322 fest finishing 16:14 or some tight scoreline like thatThey were pretending it's not the same org for some time, i remember Cheshir (the frontman of the org) even came out with some PR statement... then suddenly it ceased operations and everyone transfered to Spirit anyway kek
isn't it kind of weird that the transfer fee is as high as the lifetime earnings dupreeh, the player with highest prize earnings of all time?
>>1710070no not really
>>>/g/104962051
>>1709935you saw tyloo beat eternal fire and 3dmax and you want to underestimate rare atomthey wont go 0-3
>>1710112>team did thing>therefore other team willNot how it works.
>>1710112>loses to hotuanything else?
>>1710113punctuation to act like youre smarter than you are as always>>1710114rare atom are focused on the major they wouldnt go to astana
>>1710116>no rebuttal
>>1710117common sense that the level of china cs is better than 0-3 if their rivals can do what they did at epl
>>1710118Others success doesn't make you successful.
EU Major rankings are set in stone now? Last tourney being held has a couple teams in the 60 range so I doubt it can boost them up that much
>>1710126pretty sure yeah
>>1710127lets go
betboom or vp should snap up dis lil nibba
>>1710130Welcome to Faze
>>1710131broky, the 8th best player of 2024, will not leave faze
>>1710126Yep
>>1710127Will tomorrow's VP - Rare Atom game really not affect this distribution?
>>1710149It wont
Why are so many Australian players getting cut lately? First Dexter, now JKS. Talon if you count the whole team disbanding.
>>1710159isn't dexter's replacement australian
>>1710149No, because the tournament doesn't end tomorrowYalla qualifiers were the last significant tournament that changed things.
>>1710160Nettik is from New Zealand. And he was banned before. Australians signed a player who cheated to replace their friend. What is wrong with Australian CS?
atox
>>1710162he didn't cheat you liar
>>1710164We've had this argument before.
>>1710168idk what you meannettik didn't cheat. he bet on au games, he didn't even fix
>>1710090My works have spread far and wide:>>>/g/104962627>>>/g/104962665
>>1710162he learnt how to cheat only from the best (west taiwan)
why doesn't anyone ever talk about the only 100% confirmed cheater with links to the au region, twistzz?
>>1710222Huh?
>>1710223could've sworn he cheated on an asian australian girl like a decade ago too, I want to say gratisfaction's ex, but I can't find anything about it now
>>1710222https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/Banned_Players/ESICAustralia has the most players banned by far. It's not just one person.
>>1710233how retarded do you have to be to not see that all of these happened on 1 of 2 dates and they're all bettinghow much of a newfag do you have to be to not know about the american investigation ones held up by the fbi and the third world ones where the countries aren't real enough to work with esiceveryone knows about chinx personx being forced to throw at triad gunpoint, spare us the pearl clutching
>>1710235Do you have proof about Chinese matchfixing? Unless you do, one country clearly has the most bans for betting and it isn't China.
>>1710233>>1710252that link lists 0 OCE players banned for cheating
>>1710228don't ask what age cara was when she and twistzz were together
>>1710263THAT was her name, I knew that shit happened
>>1710264once they were playing casual together on aus servers and i played against and with them. held my own against him on nana
>>1710263also, i should add (cause some retard will take it seriously) that this is completely facetious, cause he was like 15 at the time
Rate my crafts, please.>pic related
>>17102902nd is okay 1st is just a mish mash of random garbage - also furia of all teams?
>>1710252Here's some of the bans in league of legendstheir scene is so dirty though I bet this hardly tells the entire picture. https://lol.fandom.com/wiki/2021_LPL_and_LDL_match-fixing_investigationsit's important to note that Bo a player banned for 4 months said he was coerced into match fixing, which leads you believe it's the truly heinous type in which organized crime members are actually threatening you.
>>1710310spot fixing for first blood, just because it's funnyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOS_mfGege8
wake up niggas its starting
>RL says "I wouldn't bet on the Mongolz [to win]" on streamMongolz fixers confirmed.
monesy going to Falcons is a sad moment.. i will never support a misoginist country like saudi arabia
why do i have to listen to richard lewis talk
>>1710310The almost the entire Vietnamese League got banned last year for matchfixing. It is very common in asia.https://lol.fandom.com/wiki/2024_VCS_match-fixing_investigations
I'm convinced Mongolz are fixing. That's why I only have them on my fantasy team for the group stages.
i waited 20 minutes for a faceit game today and the queue never popped
VP 0 - 10 Rare AtomLMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>1710339I thought you were fucking with me. No way electroNic is actualy that shit.
>>1710290>muh craftjust because you can slap a sticker on it (or five even) it doesn't mean you have to, they just make it uglier 99% of the time>but they are rare and expensive stickers!you're fucking retarded
rare atom is raping electronic hahahahahahaha
Asia CS is here, kneel ytboi.
>>1710347Ruzzians are yt thoughever.
>>1710348Damn I'm retarded.
3-13 rape>>1710348That's what I said ytboy.
flyshitters on suicide watch
>Bring up FlyChads out of nowhereWorst case of rent free syndrome I've ever seen.
I WON'T PLAY WINDOW ANYMORE
>>1710355>I WON'T PLAY WIN DOW JONES ANYMOREtrump bros....
>>1710354they wanted to see asia cs fail to distract from their own failures and now theyre the weakest region down with india
>>1710354>FlyChadsNigga FryQuest is going to get farmed by aliStair in the mrq.
3Dmax brosI'm tired
>>1710359>>1710361Must suck being a FlyChads hater.
Is Somebody retarded? He walks into an uncleared angle as he's pulling out his gun.
>>1710368>lost almost every game since shanghai major>mongolia and china good in tier 1 while flyquest at homethey dont even deserve 1 major slot
>>1710369Somebody (the player, not the noun)
>>1710370You're a falseflagging chink. APAC is united, you cannot divide us.
>>1710372were only united when we arent being scammedmongolia tries to steal the extra major slot too so they arent friends either
>>1710373Steal? It's a competition retard.
>>1710374scheduling 10 local tournaments that only help mongolia isnt fair
>>1710376Literally no one is stopping you from scheduling your own local LANs dumbfuck.
>>1710376>Chinese are too poor to run their own lans
we need sjokz in cs asap
get this righti spent a while thinking about thisvirtus poo
casters dood. wat nou?
>>1710384Virtually raped
can we all agree vp is fucking shit now?also, what's up with the A stream?
a stream no volume someone was sick of Launders talking
>>1710390it was me
>>1710390finally
pain gonna play with this kid from malcolm in the middle lol
if they added horses to CS2 the Mongolz would be unstoppable
Do we know which games Anders/Zews will cast?
-m0NESY-huNter+s1mple+kyousuke
>>1710398liquid hopefully
>>1710400>kyousukenobody cares
>>1710398they are remote casters, so probably aurora vs pain and furia vs apogee
i got my fingers together for a vac wave
summer 1v5 vs VP for those who missed ithttps://www.twitch.tv/pgl_cs2/clip/GorgeousOilyCourgetteDxCat-4hrx1_f7y-3f2HPi
>win vs faze and falcons to exactly make it into major>lose vs no name gooks day after major is locked inwhat is this called?
>snax back in the middle what does it mean?
>>1710411means it's easier for everyone to grab some if they need a quick nutritional boost
>>1710411monesy actually asked to play in the middle? I didn't watch mugh g2 games
ALLEZ
>>1710413monesy SAT in the middle for a while
>maui speaks about thorinlittle bitch
Is there any team except g2 who so often takes their gfs on lans?
>>1710400this isnt hltv lilbra
>monesy gets awp>takes over the game completelywhy can't zywoo be more like this?
>>1710416arrogant little prick
you should be allowed to smoke cigarettes while you play
>>1710425you aren't?
>>1710424They did swap around a lot. At the start of the year it was HeavyGod, huNter, Snax, m0NESY, malbs (left to right), then it was HeavyGod, Snax, m0NESY, huNter, malbs and now its HeavyGod, m0NESY, Snax, huNter, malbs.
>>1710427im not allowed i live with my parents
>>1710422>dies holding a ramp to an awp peek
was vp horrible or did china just cheat on lan?
>>1710432chinese have hacked every major U.S corporation to steal intellectual propertygetting cheats into a video game tournament is childs play for them
>>1710433this
>>1710432vp sucks asspeople keep forgetting that electronic is shit and ruins every team he's on
falcons with monesy will btfo vitality so hard just like last year
I wonder what Falcons' and G2's mentalities are like right now.
>>1710437cope
g2 looks sharp on t side
>cope
keep coping failcl0wnsclown
monesy is a pussy ass bitch, aaaaaaaaahhh save me niko, pls kick degster!
>>1710422>why can't zywoo be more like this?Because 50% of the tine he btfos the other team with just a rifle so he doesn't want to waste money on an awpSeriously, that's the reason. He had 0 kills with the awp on that inferno against Mouz and he had money to buy it every round
snax such a fat nigger bot holy shit
I want degster to win this shitHe's not the best awper but he's entertaining and has a personality, he deserves at least one trophy in his career. Fuck knows where he'll end up after this shuffle.
pr is pretty good for a 17 year old
fucking french faggots
heavygod just shat on him
>>1710448*wins*
>mongolia 0 wins>china 1 winshahahahahaha eat shit
>>1710450donk had already won a kato with the highest big lan rating of all time by that age
why is mongolz losing vs a t3 team?
>>1710422monesy fans must be the most deluded fans in the world
>>1710459they're #2, only after n0k0
why is snax saying this?https://www.youtube.com/clip/Ugkx-i6JDQJECUmCqC2YdqNdNBp-jMX3Eiva
>>1710457>scene well known for matchfixing is matchfixing
>>1710461Typical lying polack
mongolz disband already
>>1709945>>1709946Oh no no no no no no
the steppe poneys fear the french cock
>the best chinese team just lost to the second best french teamLMFAO
>RL on the deskFinally, thank God
>>1710469it was matchfixing, everyone can see it
hltv is saying mongolz is tier 2
maybe falcons should buy malbs too
>>1710473this, there's been a dearth of analysts who suck tranny penis
>>1708076>>1708084rpuM
>>1710479rare atom are known cheaters
>>1710481and youre a known dicksucker
>>1710478Completely fake unproven info
>>1710482kwab
Gamers, Hybrid Workers, Artists.
>>1710483proofs?
Bros...The safety has arrived in Bucharest...
>>1710483>defending his mate on cs2g while he hosts the deskshouldn't you be blocking people who criticise you on twitter, thorin?
can i get a qrd on the tranny dick sucking rumors?
>>1710488Tell me about Safety. Why does he wear the mask?
>>1710491>rumors
>>1710493proofs
>>1710486>>1710491>>1710495RL whiteknighted some suicidal esports troon and let them live in his house, he also has stated multiple times he's a part of LGBT which is why he seethes at saudi money in e-sports.Connect the dots.
this is the qrd
what percent are bots?
>>1710497>>1710498Ok, conspiracy chuds
>>1710498is it possible that he didn't suck her dick?
>>1710504he did pay for his penis removal
>>1710502how is it a conspiracy to screenshot remilia's wikipedia?>>1710504yes. there were apparently a bunch of botched surgeries, dunno if there was even anything to suck
>>1710506>Creveling died in her sleep on December 27, 2019, at the age of 24. Her death was publicly announced a day later by esports journalist Richard Lewis, a close friend of Creveling's.>a close friendChuds are insufferable
>scraunders cast>maui deskBased. Fuck incels. Fuck NEETs. Fuck cs2g.
did the tranny suck his dick though? has anyone provided proof "she" didn't?
>>1710509HOLY TRVKE
>>1710498>she was the first woman and transgenderA true blight upon the world
>>1710513>A true blight upo-
>>1710508yes. close friends. who lived together for years. hence the people saying they were intimate. that's why screenshotting remilia's wikipedia is a quick run down
>>1710517>lived together for yearsproofs?
>>1710517rent free
is richard lewis homosexual?
>>1710522Bisexual
>>1710522Yes
why are we pretending like we wouldn't?
>>1710518it's probably in here but i'm not watching ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bfSw_m6Od8
"she" had a boyfriend. did she fuck both him and richard? is that the idea?
>>1710528wouldnt what? bash his head in with a hammer?
>>1710531LMAO
Let's ignore dead trannies for a moment and talk about G2 shitting the bed.
>>171053710 is all they get
is teses really better than hunter?
>>1710540Yes. According to MauiGoat he is the best sprayer in CS2.
>>1710542i think jimi sprays more
>>1710542what is that schizo take?
>>1710535>bro finding out that sucking tranny penis for 4 months stays with you for the rest of your life
>>1710540no, hunterGAWD mogs bigly
>Jame had to get kicked, and electronic is a goid in-g---AAAAAAACK!
>>1710544It was from their Hot Take Point Made podcast iirc but your right that it's a dogshit take. Essentially teses is the best of the worst.
complexity will win austin
>best friendIT COULD MEAN ANYTHING
>>1710553are spirit, navi, EF, mongolz, liquid, astralis, vitality, mouz, falcons and G2 not attending?
>>1710553*FaZe Clan will win Austin
>>1710556elige is not major winning material no offensekinda like niko
>>1710555>Navi>EF>Liquid>Astralis>Falcons>G2Lmao
>>1710555EF definitely aren't
>>1710559>UM AKSHULLY
>>1710560lmao incel seething after getting BTFO by facts and logic
>>1710554Why does he keep saying death when it was obviously a suicide?
why is "the goat rifler" 10-15 vs complexity?
>niko throwing so degster gets replacedtoxic
>>1710564But the goat rifler is 20-13?
>>1710563suicide results in death
>>1710549it's prophesized that one day Jame will return, forgive judastronic for his sins and win another major for VP
>>1710564>>1710565
>>1710559>EF*Aurora
What do we make of messioso having a 100% wr while standing in as a coach for Complexity?
>>1710575
>>1710576>gloriouskek
>>1710575>>1710576My boozefragging goat...
>>1710565I can't stand this faggot anymorePlaying in great rosters since 2016 (aside from that early Jitu) but ALWAYS fucking chokes when it matters, he's nowhere close to god carries like ZywOo, donk or even m0nesy, just take youe bags of cash and retire you tilting faggot
monesy the nr 1 awper in the world
>>17105802017*
ez4snax
>he doubted
>>1710585As a matter of fact I still doubt.
>monesy pls... holding up arm is hard
>2025>G2 relies on huNter to win against tier 1.5 teamsGrim
ez4hunter
>>1710594Those are just the map 1 ratings retard-kun
>g2 with monesy can barely win against t3 nonamersits over
>>1710595hunter top fragged both maps so keep coping
is we really getting siuhy today?
based nicx random smoke hs dropping us a new niko rage clip
I will go gardening right now but I hope complexity takes this one too and humiliates this green bird
>anders without semmler>no ddk and jamesit hurts bros, at least scraunders is bringing that cultural impact casting that we crave
bros russians are saying a lot of bad things about virtus.pro on telegram...
>>1710603Go back.
>WHERE THE FUCK IS ILYA
zonic might need more than monesy....
anders is back!
>>1710605kwab
>>1710607Yes he needs donk, zywoo and apex as well. Maybe then he can consistently get to playoffs.
>>1710611I am a professional mind reader, he thought>BLYAD FAKIN DEGSTER WHY ARE YOU NOT BENCHED YET? FAKING BITCH
zywoo monesy h2hzywoo 10 winsmonesy 8 winszywoo rating 1.23monesy rating 1.15zywoo killed monesy 187 timesmonesy killed zywoo 168 timeszywoo snipe killed monesy 60 timesmonesy snipe killed zywoo 72 times
>>1710611AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
zews coked out of his mind
>>1710611so teses decided to spam, the ct then spammed and niko took a stray bullet in the head.kekekekkek
>2v1 with bomb down>repeatedly peek and loseits just like my mm games
lmaoing at failclowns rn
falcons throwing, esic needs to investigate for matchfixingno way they lose to these t3 bots
>>1710599YesI didn't think they could register a sub this late though, i thought there was a roster lock. But HLTV said it in the article they are debuting today with siuhy and he's listed on the matchpage.
kyoucxzuke
Welcome to Falcons! floppy
>>1710625powerfull...
certified nuke heaven moment
CHOKO MOMENT
Is NA CS back?
HAHAHAHAHA
t.c. was unironically the problemguy was a retard
>there are people who said falcons has better roster than g2>they are getting salary for itYou know what
Will m0NESY come to his senses and realize what a dumpsterfire of a team he is about to join or is he that hungry for the bag?
>>1710634They do thoughIt was just a bad dayTop 2 at Cluj
>techgirlbetter have those sexy legs on display
Let's be honest bros. m0NESY can't save Falcoons.
EF are snowballing paiNI'm glad these guys found a new home immediately, would be a real shame to fuck up such a team because of org fuckery
>>1710638But he can.
>>1710640+m0NESY+JKS+HooXi+nexaFalcons is saved
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/1jssdkf/nikos_rage_after_throwing_a_round_2/
>>1710642Thank you for sharing anon!
jks and cadian chadsour vindication starts NOW
>>1709443bro is onto n0thing
Do these casters even play this game? They talk far worse than your average generic bot filler circle jerk speech. b stream is unwatchable rn
How long until liquid realise Twistzz was the problem all along?
i trust my liquid not to choke like VP
>be star player>try IGLing>become washedIt happend to YEKINDAR, now it's Twistzz's turn
>>1710649It's anders and zewshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jLT7GQYNhI
please pain win
take those fucking pants off and flash the camera you fucking whoregod what a fucking disappointment
>>1710654they sound like they took retard pills this morning
>>1710657zews is a brazilian coke fiend and anders is a fat old danish dad
They benched kauez just to give a chance to 1.0 rating 17 yo kid. What kind of retardation it is?
>>1710660kauez is weird, i think it's the most obvious example of a skilled player slotted in roles that aren't good for him, which probably tanked his mental game and confidenceI can't even count the number of games i've seen where kauez plays so-so the entire map but then does some insane 4k or 5k like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoCcuIR9qew
holy shit this LAN is gonna expose a lot of fraud teams now that theres no Spirit Vitality or NAVI
twistzz UNCHAINED is a likely candidate for top 5 in 2025
>>1710666nah top 5 is lockedZywOo/donkNikoropzFlameZ
>they didn't mute the mics
>>1710667>niko>botz
it's gonna be -NAF +jks after major
>losing to a mid naecl team
polish igls are so bad
>>1710554richard calls himself bisexual because he fucked this tranny and because he got bummed by step-dad its not like he pretends to be straight while liking ladyboys
I didn't know hallzerk had drip like that.
>>1710611chill tf out nigga, makes me wish he never gets a major desu if he still spazzes out over dumb shit
>>1710678hallzerk is morbidly obese
Sources: Liquid cancel siuhy loan early, jks returns
>>1710680He's lost weight recently.
goatbros we're back
This day is rich in upsets
>>1710684Jitu
isn't this brazil team 5 literal mega whos?
>>17106853DMAX winning might be an upset but imo they're better than many give them credit for. Falcoons, Virtus.poo and Lulquid are all known to be shit.
remember when we said twistzz is a bad igl?
Kek liquid
what did I say??? liquid + uglhy nigger not even top 50
>>1710688they're not like fallen or kscerato tier but no they are known if you follow the scene
>>1710688No not reallyThe mega who Brazilian team are ODDIK who qualified for Astana and beat Imperial in a bo5, Legacy are a regular top 5-6 in Brazil afaik
SIUHY BWOS WADS HABBENING
GODLLAN BROS WE CANT STOP WINNING
kek they are already copeing
justin savage CHADS we are vindicated
>>1710382that's a boy
These Russian aurora guys seem good
FUCK
we don't deserve anders, wonder what he's thinking having to cast with the manic punch-drunk brazilian
ummm siuhy defenders?first game of the reason got rolled by betboom, immediately kicked then mouz becomes #2 team in the world while he loses to tier 3 brazillians
Don't worry, they brought siuhy to fix their T-sides. Trust the plan Liquidbros.
>poohy
Suihy was a fraud confirmed. What's next?
how is liquid vibes looking?
>tfw no shizo zews casting lulquid getting raped
someone tell techgirl to change into a skirt, get those sexy legs out for the boys
>>1710678wait till he talks
+uglhy = not even top 100
without the pistol and bonus it's 13-2
If mouz were top 5 with siuhy and top 2 without proper igl, what will happen if they take a normal igl into their team?
hltv is already saying rude things about our siuhy even though it's their first game and they might not have practiced enough
am I losing my mind?why is eternal fire suddenly named aurora??
>>1710719My topfragging igl goat
>>1710722>ourWhy are there so many trannies in Poland?
>>1710721they will still bow to rapex
>>1710723shut up
>>17107231st april joke
>>1710723https://www.hltv.org/news/41357/aurora-sign-eternal-fire-roster-in-shock-move>>1710724not his problem that he's playing on top of hut/rafters getting easy kills
>>1710723The former EF players are now proud Serbian nationalists
bot snow just isnt donk
>>1710722between the brainlets and the low quality baits most people can't comprehend that it will take a few events before you can say he's a good igl for the team
>>1710730thankswhat a weird move
kek
>animetranny woke up>thread immediately goes to shit
>>1710736>thread immediately goes to shitno it didnt
>>1710734apparently turkey is being a bitch about gambling sponsors and shit, and ef may have been a bit naughty with who they got sponsored by
>be NAF>be dogshit>have negative vibes>incompetent IGL Twistzz notices that you're dogshit and puts jks in your positions>become even worse>everyone blames jks and Twistzz>jks gets kicked, Twistzz gets kicked from IGL>jokasteve brings the New Karrigan™>remain dogshit>won't get kicked because of VRS>won't get kicked because you're Liquid's KRIMZ
>>1710713all women involved in sports should be in bikini. lets remove the facade. nobody wants them around who doesnt want them naked
>>1710739he's been on liquid for 7 years wtf
>>1710737>>1710722>>1710723>>1710695>>1710603
>>1710744only 2 of those are mine
naf is the worst polish and the worst jewish player.-naf -twist
>>1710744cry about it chud
time for siuhy anubis masterclass
dinko zoomer headmogged by chad otoolewhat vaccine cause zoomer peahead??
device could win bucharest
cs2 is an anime game>b-b-b-anime skins, anime stickers, anime music kits, anime pros
I wake up to vindication. fagolz matchfixing again. how many horses can they add to harem with this throw??
not even the worlds best igl can win with bots like nertz and ultimate
>>1710752they suck, there's like 1 good anime skin, the Uzi one, and that rare AUG one no one uses anyway because it's the fucking AUGTEMUkau makes me puke
>>1710756>naf is playing bad because jks took all his positions!lmfao
i'm not sure having nertz as your ct a anchor on anubis is the play>>1710756>>1710719
turns out liquid kind of needed jks locking down one half of the map
>>1710756if you get rolled by legacy you're not t1. hell, you're barely t2.
legacy and their NA terrorism continues even in bucharest lmaooooooooo
>>1710760jks is dogshittwistzz is the only good player on liquid
>>1710757All skins with a character on them are dogshit.
>>1710760B-b-b-but he didn't top frag every game!
liquid wins 2-1 and you are all idiots
>>1710766jks is dogshit
>>1710762liquid is not NA theres 3 jews, a polack and only 1 na goblino on team
liquidbwos we might be back
>>1710660they are getting dgt from 9z, this is just temporary
>>1710768Yet liquid are worse without him.
Liquid is the best thing that happened to Brazilian cs
Zews sounds like he's coked out of his mind, almost making me miss scrawny and launders
>>1710768jks was their clear 3rd best player. and the only one who showed up in their games they got eliminated. and their most consistent rating wise
>>1710774copehttps://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxH8Jcqd-AgH8Hs7lOloqU7yMbipBSx-6M
>>1710779Says the one coping.
uglhy needs time to not get 2-0d by brazil t5
>>1710780https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxH8Jcqd-AgH8Hs7lOloqU7yMbipBSx-6M
>>1710782https://www.hltv.org/matches/2379927/heroic-vs-og-pgl-bucharest-2025-europe-closed-qualifier
>>1710783>jks got raped by this dogshit
Since polish vp polish scene is just a bunch of frauds
>>1710784now you're trying too hard, lil pup
>>1710786how am i wrong, fag?
its 9am and im drunk and broke
/closed
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2380072/vitality-vs-liquid-esl-pro-league-season-21vs the clear number one team in the world there's a clear number one player on liquid
>>1710785have some respect for F1KU
>>17107901.09 is lifegaming for jks
>>1710793and 0.69 is lifegaming for NAFLMAO
russian team aurora losing to brazil?
>siuhy exposed>AGAIN
liquid need more jews.... 3 not enough
>>1710794explain this
I think everyone knows that if jks was NA he would've stayed over naf
SIOOHYBWOS
>>1710799now lets see the 2025 top 20 stats (i'll be nice and not say top 10 because naf is nonfragging igl tier there)
>>1710804explain the 2024 stats
must feel kinda good to see your team get 2-0d by a t5 team after getting replaced by a "polish" negroid
>>1710806>stats 1 year before>stats nowstats now matter more
>>1710808just explain it
>>1710799NAF wasn't playing like shit, unlike how he is now. he also has double the rounds as jks wasn't on a team. so jks's stats are from just joining a team and finding his feet, and are not even bad
ive never seen this discussed before in the context of CS, just thinking about jks, but survivorship bias is kind of a thing in CS where you get so scared of a player you avoid them, so his stats are probably depressed from people rotating away from him and him having to rotate into lost bomb sites with 0 chance of winning
>>1710809Ch0k0's woman moment
naf worst t2 jewish player
>>1710812it's called aura unc, and jks never had it
>>1710812and naf, like his stats, are just depressed
>>1710811
kick this sniw bot
so liquid is losing to what, brazils 5th best team?
siuhy is a black nigger
>>17108226th best team
12 is all they get
PAIN WON HOLY LMAO DOGTARES WASHED
moses glazing nighy for maybe not getting easy 2-0d bybt5 brazil
>siuhy
what the fuck was that throw...
Why is Nertz wearing his coaches shirt?
>>1710827nvm easy 2-0 ty for paycheck niggy
>mutts always blaming nonamericans whenever they lose
any naffers?nertz getting nerfed by selfish siuhy
my face when I get to steal paychecks for 3 more months at the very least no matter my performance because I got lucky with my passport
>>1710827why are you typing like a fag
>>1710835is this really siuhy's fault? naf and nertz are jks tier bots.
>>1710833there's 0 americans on jewquid
>>1710833theres one american team here and they are one of the better teams at this lan
>>1710837mad polish negro?
>>1710838probably not siuhy's fault given it's so soon, but it's amusing to blame him.
how did falcons with m0nesy and N0ko lose to a random NA stack?
>>1710841no it's just exhausting trying to understand zoomers desperately trying to be funny by butchering the english language
>>1710843>>1710838uglhy needs 6 months to not get 2-0d by t3 lmao
>>1710840I for one kneel before Mr. Jason Lake, the father of NA CS
>>1710838>>1710843also he was taking nertz's spot on anubis ct side
Are we going to see another Brazilian dynasty?
>>1710845its 10 am and im typing via on screen keyboard while drinking hard liquor and raking in underdog cash in bed. be thankful for my participation
top 5 2025:>1: donk>2: kyousuke (best player in 2nd half of the year)>3: zywoo (falls off in 2nd half of the year)>4: sh1ro>5: brollan (taking igl skills into account, the worlds best igl)>not in top 20: botesy, n0k0
>>1710852s1mple 1v5s these lil niggas
what is elige thinking here
i root for karrigan and rain but its outweighed by my desire to see the rest of the team cut
>>1710853in fastfood eating maybe
>>1710852d0cc better than all of these
>>1710857what ur issue with neo and forsen
>>1710858no i consneed a zywoo victory in that case
who is this fucking nigger retard caster on the aurora vs pain stream?????
>>1710865i hate brazilians but zews is based
>>1710865zews and anderszews is the zesty sounding one
>>1710865zews
>>1710850thanks nigga don't forget to hydrate
>>1710862frozen is a replaceable eastern eurotrash. will go the way of styko if he gets cut. i wasn't talking about neo.
>i hate brazilians but zews is based
>>1710873zews called obama a stinky nigger. its why he got cut from liquid.
raingod botlige
>el0ge
DEVICEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
devve owning these jews
astralis should disband
-naf +malbs desu>hard aggresive T player>ct anchor spots for naf where he earned his good stats for 2024>americas player, VRS status maintained
>>1710886what should f0ze do?
>>1710887dr mario should go back to napping in his favela desu
FraudGL Upsetarest
faze is so shit it's unreal
suggestion, add a vote for save round(pros only) so i dont have to wait 40 seconds for the bomb to explode
Cadian is a better IGL than Karrigan.Imagine if Cadian had Elige, he'd win anything.
jewzenjewkyjewlige
>>1710896Winning team sometimes hunts saving team
>>1710897if astralis had elige they would be worse
KEK
retards here think this LAN matters when they have already announced the teams for the next major. obviously if im Faze I wouldnt take this seriously and would just get some rest until RMR woops we already qualified to stage 3 LOL
>>1710905Cope
Eternal Aurora is losing too, kek
>>1710905>stage 32
>>1710905holy cope. either shit or matchfixing. call esic
Lol akward analyst desk
>are the casters drunk or high>zews yes, anders is always like that though
pain (feeling and the team)
Aurora without "or" is aura
zews steel casting when?
VACTARES
why is that faggot still using mask in 2025
>>1710921masks existed before covid retard
>>1710923only for chink
Bigotzera
Aurorasissies not like this......
broky botfragged again.....
ok that was fucking nice
>>1710929Wicadia lifegame
zews a big stewie fan lol
>random ass stewie2k glazeOk zews
This FaZe roster has no chemistry and you can feel it. My nigga rain sacrificing his roles to try and make the team work but it just can't, end this please...
just woke up. any of those games worth watching back?
mp9 chads
>>1710937falcons getting simulated by col was uneventful but hilarious
nice retake paiN
jewlige kills teams
>>1710937watching moses and dinko cast liquid being shit was great
n0ko deagle mentionned
>el1ge top frags>broky botfrags>every gameN-NOO ELIGE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO MY FAZE
>>1710575Based
0-9 frozenGg
>>1710945>el1ge top frags2020 called
>anders tard wrangling zews for hours on endthat's why he's the casting goat
>>1710896me and who
faze comeback into OT
>>17109622-0 by asstralis
which non-igl player in the top 20 would be a downgrade to nigky?
Bros...I did one m0re thing...btw hope rapestralis takes this
>>1710968like there are igls in the top 20and if you mean teams, anything below top 8 is irrelevant
device was always overrated desu
I did a quake viewmodel back in 2014 and got called all the fucking insults imagineable whenever i mentioned. I know its just removes clutter and allows you to see more and the weapon position is irrelevant.Now every pro does it. Fuck you
>>1710972i mean teams, and saying top 20 is the point. nigkey is a nobody russian stand-in except they kept him for 5 years
>>1710576my goatcracking a 30 rack in his honor tonight
>>1710976in go you could just get a righthand swap toggle and it had no pullout delay tho so it wasn't really needed
>>1710978based
sold game
Karrigan you utter retardActual retard
mfw
HOLY KWABBBBBBBBBB
Matchfixing in tier 1 is real.
>>1710962but at what cost
>let me abandon this game winning defuse with .1 seconds left
>>1710988Are there tier 1 tournaments going on now?
NONE OF THIS SHIT IS REAL MOTHEFUCKER!MONEY LAUNDERING SCHEME!CHECK ON KARRIGAN BANK ACCOUNT!
usually karrigan has "retard strength" and commits to those decisive plays, grim
paid by round faggots which part do you not understand?
>>1710994either matchfixing or literally pissing his pants. a monkey wins that round.
>>1710799>>1710806>>1710809liquid missed copenhagen in 2024 without jks retardbro
>>1710419I think that's malbs' mom lmao
>done by 8 localjust host all events in a lisbon studio plz, nobody needs to go to romania to fix matches at 3am
Faze and vp kinda have the same playstyle: suck the first half and hope for a comeback in the second
Grim. (cadian's hair color not the player)
goatlige carrying these shitters
>>1710836what the fuck was the score here?
cs2 feels like late csgo again,cheating is 100% back on the menuall these rounds feel so weird.
>>1711021meds
G2: poles are the problemLiquid: poles are the problem
>>1710976>Now every pro does itno we're just able to see it now in cs2
>>1711027it really do be like that...
Where the goatky haters @ btw?
>>1711032ct train, doesn't count
Okay, it's time... to kick this retarded fat autist!!!!
>>1710945KWABiGE
>Faze lose>Thread instantly goes radio silent...KWAB
>>1711052CS just isn't fun when Kino Clan is losing
So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue, we can praise Astralis' effort, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in karrigan and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed right now. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about this upcoming season, or our chances in the Major for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /fug/?#EligeIN or #EligeOUT?>Some helpful links to numb the pain:https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/Brokyhttps://www.instagram.com/faze.clan.fan/https://www.youtube.com/@karrigan9418https://shop.fazeclan.com/https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/
imagine getting dabbed on by stavn
>>1711052F-F-Faze up!
This scheduling is retarded, starting so early that next to nobody can watch the first 2 or even 3 matches and being done by 7 pm.This is held in Europe not fucking Australia man why sabotage your viewership like this.
some interesting matchups
>>1711072I have no problems with the scheduling, do you have something else to do?
>>1711075coL might just go 2-0 tomorrow
>>1711079and liquid 0-2
>>1711075Who the hell are Apogee
>>1711075faze and liquid will be 0-2 and will face each other ecksdee
Nigga we win we don't lose
>>1705445Falcons got completely fucked by Complexity. COMPLEXITY. I swear I feel like it's better for Niko to return to G2 instead of m0nesy leaving it to join Falcons.
>>1711094>it's better for Niko to return to G2he doesnt give a fuck, he knows his career is over and doing it literally only for money like everyone else on that team
>>1711095I know I'm just saying leaving G2 and going to Falcons could unironically end up becoming a downgrade for monesy.
>>1711077I'd guess something like 1% of NEETs wake up before noon, they'd be better off catering to normalfags.
Upset central for first stage of groups
>>1711101only 2 upsets tho
>>1711098would be so fucking funny.
After today's results, is it safe to say everyone besides Vitality, Mouz, and Spirit are shit?
>>1711111checked
>>1711111Checked, yeah pretty much, it might change with kyousuke coming to some top 5 team this summer doe...
>>1711052i passed out from drinking else i would have shit on faze
>>1711098You delusional enough to think this is the last player change they make? Saudis are desperate to look good and will throw money at this project until they have something that rivals Vitality. Expect b1t/jimi and kyosuke/PR/wicadia in place of magisk and teses next.
>Wake up>VP raped by RA>Mongolz raped by 3DMAX>Falcons raped by COL>Liquid raped by Legacy>Faze raped by AstralisOnly disappointed that G2 didn't get raped by GL. It's a good day to NOT be a big org cocksucker.
>>1711116When? If the entirety or 3/5 roster isn't completely different by the of the season then it's just a waste of time. Niko is already old as fuck.
>>1711119amazing day for reddit haters
>>1711119>Mongolz raped by 3DMAX13-1113-1013-10More like gently sexed. The rest is more or less correct.
>>1711123of the roster*
>>1711125i think you meant "reddit, haters" but you got it correct with reddit haters
>>1711114yeah, spiritno one's retarded enough to pull a navi-m0nesy these days
>>1711123I don't know, tried looking before but couldn't find out what the criteria are to be considered a core, but they'll make a move as soon as they're able.
>>1711127if you can't smell fix off of this you're a retard>win first map>play every regulation round possiblefunny that mongolz only has these kinds of results against teams they are heavily favored to beat
>>17111393DMAX 2-0'd EF at EPL21 a couple of weeks ago. I don't think it was matchfixed. EF are decent and not that much worse than Mongolz so this upset was not surprising.
>>1711144its less about 3dmax and more about mongolz perfotmance vs. betting odds. they look a lot better vs. teams favored to beat them than teams that they are 3-7x favored to beat
>>1711139It'll catch up to them eventually at least, they don't have big money protection like bookie sponsored orgs
>>1711075Tomorrow's Rape & Gape:>RA R&G G tier 2>Aurora R&G spot stealing monkeys>Astral0ss R&G 3DMAX>COL R&G regular monkeys>Gaymerlegion R&G Failcl0wns>VP R&G Liquid Diarrhea>Apogee R&G The Fixers>F0ze R&G tier 2 monkeys
>>1711155I think liquid vp is gonna be 3 maps with 2 OTsboth teams are jokes, totally lost strategically with no heavy hitters on the serve
>>1711159our guy zon clapping asian cheeks
>-m0nesyhis time is now
>>1711163>smooya and hunter link up
First bad game from kyousuke in his new tier 1 team is inevitable, and I can already imagine how hltv will explode claiming that all this hype was for nothing
>>1711179I think he'll have a lot more than one bad game considering the bad games he has all the time in tier 3....
>>1711179kyousuck
>>1711179he is already washed unc, mail09 the new wonderchild. that is until he has 1 bad game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_05xf8qT6o0
>>1711182>mail09He's not even the best in his own team, mogged by washed draken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4omOvrRVZ8>he's not eye training to btfo shitties
>>1711187mail09 is 15he's the new the donk
>>1711179Lol he was already humbled by jame
>>1711160what a win. clapping interchangeable pan face with makeup, should be in siberia eating tree bark. kids will be mauisnake with a funny accent.
>>1711179shitosucky is 30 years old and can barely farm t3
>>1711155I'm thinking fagolz will remember how to use a mouse and keyboard tomorrow
i put $1000 on pain
>
>>1711216brollanbros, we eatin good
>>1711221n1
>g2 vs rare atomwill be interesting to see if rare atom are actually good or not or if vp were just dogshit yesterday
>>1711226absolute state of complexity's """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""logo""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>1711234it not good but it's too iconic to change
>>1711235>>1711234>>1711226you'd kys if you knew how much they probably paid for that logo lmao
>absolute state of complexity's """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""logo""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>1711238tell us
>>1711239why did they keep referring to ch0k0 as the """goat rifler""" in this game? It was a very abrasive propaganda piece they kept slipping in there. A goat rifler wouldn't be getting steamrolled by obese t3 diabetics, for starters.
>>1711240the nu "old" logo without the text does suck THOUGH i believe jason lake said that its like that because the text doesn't render well in the cs2 display and the throwback stuff is just placeholder right now
>>1711244if jason lake said it's a placeholder then i rescind my post and apologize for accusing you of being european
>>1711244>noo my hecking r/text is missing!!! DOWNVOTED!!!
>>1711242they 100% paid at least six figures for that logo
>>1711251you are a very sad person
>>1711239what the hell is nigger quality i thought it was a gif
>>1711253you don't know that, he might just be angry
>>1711256the audience pgl is catering to with these start times is watching 360p at 25frames on average
>>1711256it IS a gif that i downloaded from twitter
so who won the most trophies in counter strike?
>>1711238>>1711252they made that shit in paint in 2003 you dumb fuck
>>1711267jason lake and all his ilk have been playing sports tycoon with other people's money for a long time
>>1711264goatpreeh (trophies that matter)
>>1711271>plumbers and brick layers era>trophies that matterx---DDDD
>>1711271so apex is one trophy behind him. oofapex soon to be the winningest cs player ever
>>1711274the plumber era ended when astralis started using utility and anti-stratting >>1711277apex's old trophies definitely don't count
>>1711277dupreeh has more Majors which is the most valuable trophy, but yeah, apEX is close and will go down as one of the GOATs for sure
>>1711281>counting fake """majors"""
>sloppy offensive trophies>counting
>>1711288>le mickey le mouse le tournament le because le I le don't le like le outcome
>>1711288NOOOOOOOOOO MY TEAM COULDNT BEAT T2 TEAMS IT DOESNT COUNT
>>1711288yeah if you drop paris it looks even worse for apex
fact:dupreeh: 4 majorsapex: 0 majors
n0k0 also 0 majors hahahaha
>>1711274>>1711288Give it up homo you've been trying to push "le mickey mouse major" meme for over a year now and it's not going to work. You and your gay ass teams lost to the plumbers. Stop crying like a little bitch.
>noko destroyed botesy's career and now neither of them will win a majorkino fate
>>1711307have you ever considered learning what the terms "plumber" and "mickey mouse" meanone of those guys was on your side and disrespecting dupreeh, and calling paris mickey mouse isn't just a csgog thing
>>1711307>unprompted seethelol...?
>unpromptedshan't be gaslit
>>1711304>>1711296>>1711296>>1711327>>1711307>>1711327I've been posting here for about three weeks I just already found which buttons to push
>>1711344if it took you three weeks to learn how to bait out (you)s in this general you're slower than most people here
>>1711345I've been saying all majors are fake except boston since i got here
Ask reddit: if I put $100 on every underdog tomorrow, will I make money? discuss
>>1711349no
There's three underdogs that I think have a decent chance of winning tomorrowGLVP COL
>>1711357>underdogs
>>1711357i don't think any of them are actual underdogs, at best slightly less favored.
>>1711362>>1711363I mean betting underdogs. They are being priced as more likely to lose. For example they are offering 8 to 1 odds on rare atom to beat g2 and 8 to 1 odds for apogee to beat mongolz. The ones I listed are closer odds, but COL for example is 2.5x.
>>1711371oh you're brown
>>1711373no im not american
>>1711371col odds are surprising since their form looked so good vs falcons
Liquid kinda sucked huh
elige is going to kick karrigan for steel
>>1711384poohy = fraud, simple as
give him 6 months and jewhy will be leading liquid to DOMINANT fragadeliphia trophy wins
>>1711391i can see it now, the fragadelphia 3peat
mongolZ unironically need to be investigated for fixing
>>1711373brown recognizes brown
>>1711394no investigation neededthey do it and no one cares
>>1711394they just aren't consistent vs lower tier teams. they lost vs g2 and astralis recently as well as being extremely close to losing to m80 and pain.
https://www.twitch.tv/pgl_cs2/clip/RichHorriblePheasantAMPEnergyCherry-P3MoiqVF9kttxY4J
>>1711405>anders has to partner up with this mongoloid just to get hiredgrim
>>1711407what's the reason he's been getting so few casting jobs lately?
>>1711405this but for shr0ud
>>1711408casters are usually paired togetherhis duo quit, and he didn't stick with anyone else afterwards, so he kinda just fizzled out into tier 2
>>1711398https://youtu.be/dyxF9ndF-mg?si=jXV-qbyY1C2mbMTM&t=213
>>1711405lmao
https://www.dust2.us/news/59889/valve-reportedly-made-82000000-from-cs2-cases-in-march-aloneWhen will esportsfags apologize to us for subsidizing them?
>>1711443people playing scratch offs don't beg public schools for recognition and applause, enjoy your vice in shame and silence
i want money out of esports
what music do you guys listen to?
>>1711451Depends on mood, try to listen to a new album everyday, don't really care what genre.
>>1711451porn
>>1711455Based Porngrind enjoyer.
>>1711451Big fan of NCS and Monstercat - especially the songs that get featured in Rocket League. Some mainstream songs like Viva La Vida as well as late 2000s/early 2010s white girl music. A lot of phonk and other misc electronic (the genre not the player)/electronica. This is one song I've been listening to on loop for a few days now:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nVijZDn_XQ
>>1711455jimi, my goat
>>1711451delicate steve
>>1711467Monstercat gives me the feeling of being back in 2012 playing WoW mists of pandaria arena and watching reckful/sodapoppin while I was in college. God I fucking miss this era. Thanks for reading my blog
>>1711488im jealous unc
>>1711451Lately i've been listening to Kurt Vile and War on Drugs while dm-ing, good therapy
>>1711451I'm liking live stuff from the original alice in chains lately and metal more generally but I prefer to listen to podcast type stuff or maybe asmr if I want background noise. I tend to get sick of music very quickly if I listen to it when I'm not absolutely in the mood, even playing my favorites in the background very quickly starts to feel like working retail and having the store playlist boring into your brain.
>>1711509>webmme when I take a shit
>>1711514what's your diet like? wood chips and fryer grease?
>>1711488Damn unc was in college more than a decade ago. How're the wife and kids unc? Enjoying retirement? Managing the back pain?
>>1711509>>1711518Why do people pretend to be like this for attention?
even with fraudesy on the way realistically what's falcons ceiling? 5-6th at melbourne? second stage exit at major?
>>1711523focus on your 401k unc
>>1711523It's a joke unchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2o3AQu7MnA
>>1711526>>1711527You didn't answer me.
>You didn't answer me.
>>1711528Sorry pops but were not rockin wit dat bossman attitude no more
>>1711518It's alright but enjoy shit while it lasts I yearn for the days I could play csgo 14 hours a day
>>1711534I was just kidding bro I'm omw to unc status too I miss the days of playing csgo all night and ordering food in the morning. Those were the days. Now I haven't even played CS2 yet. One day maybe.
Unc/lilbro posting is one of the pillars of /cs2g/.
>>1711528>you're being shitty and insincere!!>now tell me sincerely why you are doing this !!!you a school teacher or something unc? shouldn't you be spending time with your kids instead of getting ebin trolled on 4chan?
>>1711536newfag
>>1711530>>1711532>>1711536>>1711537>still haven't answered
>stock market goes red>unc posting causing seethemail09 da goat #foreal
are vitality, spirit, mouz, navi etc literally forbidden to go to pgl bucharest?spirit and navi are going to pgl astana so probably not?but it's so weird because it's a high prize pool which they would have a high chance of winning. do they get money for NOT attending or something?
>>1711549Yes.
>>1711542>>1711543chill uncs
uncs getting testy fr :skull:
>>1711549rope
>>1711537>admits to being insecure and seething>claims to be le epic trolzlmao
>>1711555unc's old but still petty enough to need to get the last word in
f0rest? *sips* now THAT was a player, not like these damn screaming kids we got nowadays
>>1711575I'm a lilbro and even I remember f0rest. Real uncs remember spawn.
le tank was the greatest mechanic to ever do it
>>1711549they're trying to bully pgl into paying the teams appearance fees like whatever deal they have with esl/blast
>>1711607They already succeeded with the prize money split between players and org like esl. Which is why G2, Liquid and Furia showed up. But I don't think they'll ever all show up at once so that PGL may never have as prestigious of a tournament as ESL.
zews casting wasn't appreciated so he was firedhttps://xcancel.com/zews/status/1909082838789706008
>>1711643https://www.youtube.com/shorts/E3RdTUiYIHw
>>1711643AAHAHAHAHA
>>1711643should've gone out with a bang and called twistzz a backstabbing faggot live or something
I didn't watch yesterday's matches, was zews really that bad?
>>1711648>>1711405
>>1711648watch the linked the videoshe would just go on long rants about random shit instead of casting
>>1711650But when black white DDK does it, it's based
>>1711649Jesus Christ almighty
>>1711651Who?
>>1711651he's cringe too
he also went on like a 30 second on sentence comparing snow to prime coldzera
anyone have the bardolph gun webm?
>>1711643KWAB
funny how the guy crying about the Mongolz fixing all the time is silent when VP do it.... wonder why
>>1711666Satan you should try reading the thread.
what would kyousuke cost now?
>>17116740.5 magisks
>>1711666because all t3 teams matchfix, no point in bringing it up.
>>1711643It is kinda odd for a guy with basically no broadcast experience to be airlifted into tier 1 commentary. He wasn't so bad that he should have been removed immediately, maybe he gives it another shot elsewhere. Who's going to be Anders' partner now though? The amazingly greasy EternalJay?>>1711674One million dollars.
>>1711687I don't know how many games they were planning on having him cast anyway but it can't have been that many. Firing him like that is pretty scuzzy. Maybe there's behind the scenes stuff and zews was using substances on the job or something, but I really don't think it was that bad.Getting fired by reddit is not something I'd wish on anyone.
Next roster moves:Falcons MonesyG2 DegsterFlyquest jks
>>1711689>zews was using substancesThat's some shit made up by retards on reddit/hltv. It was his first time casting a game, it's no surprise he was awkward throughout it. He really was done dirty by PGL who chose to but themselves and him in this position.
>>1711689>>1711695>Getting fired by reddit>He really was done dirty by PGLvictim mentality, are you anons brazilian by chance?
>>1711695you were high AF on whichever of the one million CS podcasts thorin does
>>1711698>>1711700Okay guys you got me. I'm zews and I'm defending myself on 4chan.
GL will further expose Falcoons today
>>1711706gaymer legion going to destroy those islamist chuds
>>1711707The 1924 IEM Timbuktu MVP REZ will humble NiKo
WAKE UPTHREADIE WAKE UP GAMES ARE STARTING
G2 bros... What is our retard in chief cooking?
>>1711712hltv said +kyousuke
>>1711713Good start but we also need an AWPer.
>>1711715that belarussian from ex aurora
>>1711716>that belarussian from ex auroraWho? Trustworthy sources close to the matter have informed me about the return of the goat.
>>1711718well why not
>>1711715Aligod
>>1711716dat nigga fr named Gleb skullemoji
can chinese cheaters be allowed to win with cheats today again?
>>1711723No since G2 won't be matchfixing.
Has there ever been a 32/26-0 on lan?
>>1711715GODster
>>1711735dogster sucks
>>1711736carried noko at epl
>>1711666At least you admit the only way chiggas can win is by fixing.
ok the agro awping chinks are pretty based
>>1711741Finally we need more aggro awps - they're so fun to watch. Looks like the Asians are good at it. Kaze, 910, Alistair. All great aggro awps.
is this gonna be another day of upsets across the board?
>>1711745no
>>1711745Yes, G2 seem to be winning.
Failcl0wns are getting raped by GL btw.
>>1711748expected
>n0k0 with the GOATiMCHAD viewmodelheh, you will NEVER be hiM
>>1711730no
brutal r&g on the b stream don't watch
>>1711743>Looks like the Asians are good at itno
Falcons are so fucking shit not even m0NESY can save them.
is he playing bad intentionally?
>>1711743>Looks like the Asians are good at iI don't know what it's like in other esports but in LoL chinx are known for their aggressive gameplay.
>>1711755imagine if they had this instead
>>1711755>is he playing bad intentionally?I wouldn't say it's intentional but he knows he's getting booted from the team no matter what he does. He's checked out for sure.
>>1711758Genuinely hope this gay ass saudi project fails miserably.
>>1711757>against rare atom
>>1711754>not even m0NESY can save them.Not sure I believe that. Would be nice tho, to see this whole "throw money after it till we're the best" experiment fails
>>1711762What's changed since G2? Instead of-Snax-Hunter-MalbsYou have-Magisk-Kyxsan-TesesFor all intents and purposes, this isn't a significant upgrade overall. G2.0 aka failcl0wns are going to fail just like G1.0 did.
>>1711763Falcons with m0NESY is straight up worse than 2024 G2.
is this le worlds best sprayer
>>1711763>>1711764no worriesthey're gonna get hooxi
>>1711766I mean this with the utmost sincerity - Replace Snax with Hooxi and you actually had a top 5 team in 2024. Malbs, Hunter, Niko, Monesy, Hooxi. Unstoppable.
>>1711766They're probably going to need a better as well. Good thing JKS is on the market. While we're at it they could also use a veteran that has a good relationship with their star rifler NiKo. Zonic has also been underperforming so a change in coach might also help.
>>1711768they were already top 5 lol
>>1711770Then a potential major winner then - n0k0 was the only counter to sp0r0t.
>>1711772they were a potential major winner. in fact, i think they were the favorite.
Losing 13:2 to a tier 1.5 team when you have 'championship ambitions' is diabolically bad.
>>1711774never, ch0k0 was never going to win, snax was too heavy (both physically and metaphorically) to carrynot that mattered in the end because n0k0 was at the bottom of the scoreboard at the major anyways
Grim.
>>1711777based, love watching n0k0 & co fail - now with the added hate of failcl0wns
It's good but can it save Falcoons?
>>1711780>only +13 when smurfing
>>1711777what went wrong? I'm at work so I'm only semi-watching both gameswere the calls shit or were they just completely out-aimed?
>>1711785>what went wrong?Everything.
>>1711785outaimed, outbraineda thorough gaping if you will
>They're just waiting for NiKo![You are here]>They're just waiting for m0NESY!>They're just waiting for donk!
>>1711788>[You are here]NoNobody is excusing this sorry team except themselves
lmao this gl vs fc match is funny af these morons are getting gaped at every turn webmanon please come it's a treasure trove over here
>>1711785falcons can't beat anyone unless niko and degster are fraggingdegster being in a slump pretty much confirms the monesy rumor
>>1711792>webmanon please comehe's probably waiting for a new bake
>zonic timeoutfalcons take the next one
>>1711795>pretty much confirms the monesy rumorThe G2 CEO posting vague shit about contract is more of a confirmation >>1711712>>1711796I've got a new thread locked and loaded. Just waiting for image limit.
>redditlegion raping failcons holy kek
>falcons fans cover your eyescome on, hugo....
the post match reddit thread is going to say so many rude things about zonic ;__;
>another 13:0 incoming
which core is falcons gonna buy next time they fall too low in vrs?
new>>1711812>>1711812
>>1711813>>1711813
>>1711817Fugg. Just a bit late.
ummmm pooria?
>>1709737>>1709781>>1711133>Falcons hiring Kyousuke nowOH NO NO NO NO, Spiritbros. It was supposed to be our era!
>>1711111spirit is washed
