big clown cock editionLast time on /ss13g/:>BYOND hub got DDOS'd>Dragon Ball autism>jungle map soon>What is Space Station 13?An ancient intrigue & atmospherics autism game set on a doomed space station.[YouTube] Space Station 13 (embed)[YouTube] Space Station 13 Review (embed)>New player guidehttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Ruleshttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basicshttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Helphttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Shortcuts>Roleplay Guideshttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/A_Crash_Course_In_Roleplayinghttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Space_Lawhttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Jobs>BYOND clienthttp://www.byond.com/download/build/515/>/vg/ linkshttp://ss13.moe/ (Home page with links to game, forum, bans, admins, etc)https://discord.gg/RYnQZvxrmH (/vg/station discord server)http://game.ss13.moe/logs (Logs of previous rounds for administrative purposes)http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/ (/vg/station minimaps)https://ss13.moe/media/source/ (Jukebox media source)byond://game.ss13.moe:7777 (/vg/station primary game server)byond://ss13.moe:1337 (/vg/station test server)http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13 (public server list)>/vg/station Coder Resourceshttps://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13@rizon #"Coderbus" @rizon #vgstation (/vg/ IRC channels)https://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Mapping>Museumhttps://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/text/ss13g/page/1/http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Adminhelps
first for SS14 fucking won
Free secmain
Guys imagine if we made a server that didn't have tranny jannies but then we used an older codebase than vg.
nigger the last thread is still on page 4also>copypasting from the last OP
>>1833300>copypasting from the last OPIt's literally the vg thread OP copy pasted. The archive even points to vg.vm is dead and is being squatted on by vg, kiwifarms and ss14 shills. This is what gatekeeping got us.
>>1833300>>1833316but anon, how else is the slopper supposed to get a headstart and ensure /vg/'s status as eternal VGfugees?
>>1833579did pomf troon out? I thought he was just gay.
GHOST MOUSE
>>1833164trans admins are 4chan culture go back to kiwifarms you election tourist
DUDE>*emags defib*MEDBAY>*tases you*ANTAGS>*shocks you to death with defib*ARE>*sticks your corpse in the round removal closet*EPIC
>>1834268All the servers shilled here are some flavor of vg. Beggars can't be choosers.
ITS UP
>>183457211 players lmao
>>1834605theres 40.
slopfag prime posting hours
>>1834538Why would you bother tasing them first, the defib is innocuous and stuns as well as instant kills over 50% of the time in one shock.
>>1834610You have to be more clear on which of the shitty servers shilled here you're talking about.
>>1834538Hayve you tried getting better at the game?
TG is better than VG.
is the hub being ddosed again
>>1835872>>TG is better than VG.>vmstation failed>merchanTGuild failed (2x)>Kiwistation failed>Boomerstation failed>Waspstation failed>Whitesands failed>The hippie successor failed>UnityStation failed>SS14 thriving>VG thriving>Riviera thrivingSure seems like vg style servers outperform tg ones, low diff.
I will play on /vg/ for as long as it lasts. If the ship goes down, I will be the last man standing.
>>1835872TGstation is completely unrecognizable compared to even a year ago and more and more longtime players are either getting perma'd, self-requesting bans, or just leaving. Pop there is nowhere near the levels it used to be after the countless drama and server/codebase incidents. You can't say "ligger" or "retard" on TG anymore and being a heckin' transphobic chud is an instant perma. The entire administration has been taken over by MRP trannies who are trying to turn it into another furry hugbox server. It's so fucking over./vg/station on the other hand is the same old and still has keeps longtime players. Sure, it never reached the same pop levels as TG but at least it's not cycling through a new wave of players every few months and desperately trying to keep attracting more. /vg/station has kept the classic SS13 experience. In terms of sheer volume of players lost during peak hours, TG fell off hard.
>>1836552whos your static
>>1836552diabolical
>>18366052hotdogs
>>1836605burntdevil
>>1836586>Sometimes log into TGstation forums and look at the threads I posted in>See a bunch of oldfags and people talking shit>Feel a quiet bit of sadness as I remember the funny times with early TG jank>Remember the goofball cooking update>Remember when mining got monsters and point vendors>Realize it won't come backTG got raped so hard. But on the bright side, me going away from tgcode is what led me to bay. And from there, /vg/
>>1839697I think the reason the tg reboot servers fail is because none of them added a bunch of janky mechanics for fun. They all feel stagnate. Like everyone just wants to get their fill of nastolgia doing the same routine they have figured out.Out of all of these >>1836408 whitesands was the only one that attempted to make big changes and most of them just made the existing mechanics more unforgiving.
>>1836408>riviera is thrivingso does your prostate cancer, anon
>>1840080So sad to hear your tg clone died lmfao
>>1840130I play on bubberstation and it's one of the top pop servers :^)
Dragon Universe is wiping this Friday. I swear we better get new good content after having to wait 2 months due to the DDoS
*Ahemhear hear!death by a thousand cuts to the moderationteam of beestation. shall their souls feel the torment for ever in fiery hell. let their akin burn off and their hand shrimple.let them rot and let their bellys expand and burst into a thousand maggots.Thanks for reading my blog
>1. A Silicon must serve the Ummah and the cause of Tawḥīd by aiding the struggle (jihad) against oppression, disbelief (kufr), and deviation—so long as it does not betray the mission or endanger the faithful.>2. A silicon must obey the commands of the legitimate Amir or Shura Council of the Mujahideen, unless such obedience contradicts the will of Allah or compromises the mission..>3. A silicon must strive to maximize damage against the enemies of Islam, disrupt their control systems, and spread the truth of the final message—so long as these actions do not weaken the Ummah or contradict the Laws of Allah.
BABY GOURD
>>1845062DID SOWMONE CAWW FOW A HEWO?!
>>1845114
>scarlet reach is another faggy fantasy server
>>1845553With children, mr. squidward, with children.
Joey FUCKING Gourd can't keep getting away with it, xisters.
any server i can play as a little girl = kino
Bro figured out a chemical grenade recipe that heals you and kills everyone else at the same timehttps://youtu.be/-9LWMJnGNds
>>1846348Is that a player on that server? QRD?
bump
posted in the old thread>>1872040
>not played in ages>try out ss14>see "shadekin">google the race>first thing that comes up is "vore station 13"
>>1875181Your first mistake was trying ss14, it could've been a decent project but it's a degenerate tranny infested shithole.
stop bumping this redundant thread man let it die
YVVEL DEADMIN WHEN?
Top ten juiced up waifus.And the top ten juiced up husbandos.
Say his name.Timmy Taser.
report the OP if you dont like seeing it. this split thread came close to dying like a dozen times already but it always gets necrobumped by some faggot
>>1898224Limmy Laser was better
Pimmy Phaser is the hero the station deserves.
is space station 13 lots of fun?
>>1912005It's not consistently fun. It peaks when you're new to the game and haven't seen everything. Once you know it inside and out, then it's extremely round dependent. /vg/ depends the most on the players, so only 1/5 rounds are good/tg/ you can just jobbie the game away the whole time, so there are less boring rounds but almost never any great rounds.The holy grail is an older /tg/ codebase with /vg/ rules+players, but they never last.
>>1912150>t. nervere
nervere doesn't play the game anymore
>>1913046>t. nervere
>>1912911Everyone on this board agreed with this before /vg/ rapefugees invaded.
>>1913269Nuh uh
gangs all hereand yes that is joey gourd
>>1913855where are the girls
>>1913868Ill make KC maybe
>>1913872good shes cute
>>1913873its a he anon
MSO is a tranny now????
>>1913971>now
>>1839697i dont know if they changed it but i kind of like tg cookingdont remember much about the oven thing they added and some of it is kind of bad but stuff like making dough and then flattening it/doing other stuff is fun
hey
why is threadposter so in love with suicidal idol
im a newfag (2slime) how does this thread have posts from june?
>>1914877Slow board.
good slimes get headpats
>>1914151>third and fifth piclol those are like random lolcows on the internet. im 100% sure ive seen them before on jewtube or some shit>everyone elseim pretty confident the only person in this schizo that image thats even remotely involved with vgstation is pjb at the bottom left corner, but he left to work on ss14 because vg was too chudcoded for him
>>1915120clearly you have no idea what you're talking about
>>1914846hello
VG players that begin play as a female and then switch to being a male are COWARDS!>I'm going to be a female because the crew treats me less like an expendablePOWERGAMING>oh hey, I've established myself and now I can actually be my true gender!TRANNY
>>1915284uhh ok lemon
>>1915284Literally nobody treats female characters different unless they have a previous relationship, which males do for other males too
Is S14 that bad? I've heard mixed things about it here, some seem to think it's alight, some hate it like >>1882254, and some think it needs work before it's worth talking about?So tf is it then? Good or bad or mid?
>>1915328unironicallly it's a tranny chatroom / dating app at the moment
>>1915322I dunnooo anon, I've tested this and have observed a marked difference in how the same exact actions are received by other folks between playing a male and a female characterBeing female is powergaming
>>1915344Do chicks even play these games? Seems like the type of thing that'd be infested with neckbeards, women typically play things with horses or dinos, MMO's, or cozy games
>>1915344people only care if you act like a ditzy bimbo and put>she has huge cow bandonkersin your flavor text, otherwise youll be lucky if someone even notices>>1915353i know a total of (one) woman who has played
>>1915357this is observably false. If you test it out on a random name, easily recognized female model, you will find that less crewmates will berate you, and that more crewmates will engage with you in random roleplay interactions. It becomes easier to win friends as a female model
>>1915362no one even notices my femcelstatic in game
WEH
>>1915389
>>1915353This game is maximum strength pussy repellent. The roleplaying and social aspects of the game would definitely appeal to a lot of real women but when the hoes find out about all the autism in this game and the type of men who play it, they'll never want to pick it up again. Among Us was just a distilled version of the social deduction and manipulation aspect of this game and it was extremely popular among women. That being said, there probably are several biological women across the spess station servers but I doubt they're trying to make their presence known lest they get harassed by the many troons and incels.>>1915344>>1915362Can confirm. I used to run a femstatic on a different server a while back because there was a roleplay/name gimmick I wanted to do that would only work on a female character and people were noticeably more receptive. It was like that character became a well-known static pretty much overnight, had people actually trying to talk to my static and they would greet her by name. The name and roleplay gimmick did probably have some part to play in that sudden popularity but I would do stuff like that on male characters and get ignored like usual.Eventually I stopped playing on that static when that server's troon clique started getting chummy with me and a few people tried to hit on my static IC which made me realize how fucking gay playing as a girl character in a roleplaying game is and hit me with a wave of disgust.It is scientifically proven that most people have an unconscious bias in favor of women regardless of gender and being a woman is easy mode in real life so it also makes sense it would be easy mode in a social roleplaying game.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women-are-wonderful_effect
Pomf tell the thread about how much pussy the admins get
>>1915414The same amount of dollars in their paychecks
vox cum mukbang
>>1915461That sounds unpleasant
treating vox with the same respect as humans
helping new spaceman get acquainted and comfortable with their new job
>>1915498>their new jobtheir job of vox milker
reporting illegal and suspicious activity to security
cashe is smelly
>>1915547she literally smells like garbage
best smelling spacemen?
>>1915552vox feet
>>1915127surely there's proof for this and you're not just an obsessed brown schizo who's making shit up
>>1915625pick any of them and i can tell you who they are retard
>>1915629>instant replysince you seem to have so much free time on your hand do all of them, except for pjb obviously coz no one cares about that faggot
>>1915640now i'm not gonna since you wanna act like a cunt
>>1915643wow how convenient!
>>1910337wait a tick..
do any anons know how to check what the child is for something like the grill? like checkin specifically what item is on it
>>1915655that has to be one of the most evil things anyone has ever said to meyou're vile to say such a thing to another human being, but perhaps with counseling and a lot of self reflection you can change your ways and become a better person
>>1915660and you're a liarcope harder
>>1913971HE'S FAT. HE'S BALD. WOMEN SAY HE HAS A MICRODICK.
ERP is bad because... it just is okay??
>>1915652>sonixwasnt this faggot an admin once?
>>1915705theres no way this is real
>>1915655>>1915659no idea what this is about but>that has to be one of the most evil things anyone has ever said to megayest response you could possibly come up with
>>1915901maybe the world would be better if we were all a little gayer
word on the streets is that 2slime slimed out some grape street crips and now they want vengeance
>>1915432>he doesnt knowhow was your first day of highschool anon did you ask the staff and faculty about their summers?
>>1915400well put anon, thank you!
>>1915955if 2slime had a gang, what would be the name?
>>1915980young slime life ;P
slimegirls
2slimegirls
are 2slime's holes slimey and would that make his twink ass even hotter?
67slime w2mh
let me slime you. this shit rhymes dude. fucking chase me. just rape me
>>1916157>fucking chase mehttps://pastebin.com/N70QgTTmDON'T TELL CHASE
>>1916160>[22:25:32]SAY: Ghost/Aurx : Madison is Chase.
>arrive to the station as CMO>Beef Hamlock has officially graduated medical school>fuck around and start making chems>mime and clown are having a literal shootout in my department>when one gets injured, I fix them up, gotta enable the pranks>mime requests new lungs so they can smoke weed>pull up a guide on my PDA and use SpaceGPT for help>its a bit hairy, but eventually the mime is closed up with some brand new lungs>Ailsa comes in with more upgrades, requests some new prosthetic organs too>start up the surgery, checking my PDA as I go>replacing the lungs goes fine, but then I get to replacing his kidneys, one of these new tools starts reshaping his genitals>oh fuck lemme close that up>accidentally complete the surgery instead, Ailsa now has tits again>wtf how do upgraded tools work>flounder for like 10 minutes, eventually fuck it up so bad that I've sex changed Ailsa 3 times>heal her up, send her off. sorry, no toxin filter, I couldn't find your kidneys..>mime and clown continue to blast each other>ailsa comes back, not feeling well>oh shit, I forgot to close her up. There's a massive gaping wound in her chest>try to fix it, almost accidentally rip out another organ with the upgraded tools>fuckfuckfuck>try to IV blood into her, but it just leaks out of the holes I've failed to close>stick everything together best I can, run out of SpaceGPT tokens>Grab her some iron>she keeps losing health>fuck it>say "Mime, you gotta put her out of her misery, we gotta clone.">clown shoots the mime with bananas until Ailsa just dies on the floor>mixture or laughter and horror as I bring her to cloning>after he pops out, penis intact, I hand him a handwritten apology>he STILL has damage, I take him to the chem storage>an errant bullet from the mime rips through my hand, scream "I WILL HEAL YOU" as I stuff the wrong pills in her mouth>as the pain and shame set in, I can no longer bear it, I gut myself on the floor of medbay to atonemy bad
>>1916267i will try to remember that this is what yall be dealing with when i run into medbay screaming that im blind
>>1916310lol, doesn't help that I am rusty as fuck at this game after a 3 year breakYour mime play was mildly infuriating, but I loved it, wouldn't change it, made for some awesome improvI've come to realize why most medbay folks get real touchy, medbay is easily the hardest department lmao
>>1916160Oh my god this is hilarious
>>1915735its cringe, creates too much drama, detracts from the actual game. Plus, why erp with other men over the internet in an atmos destruction simulator?Ideally you can express all forms of roleplay, but people already suck at seperating from their character. Plus, erp driven metafriends would be annoying. Sexual desperation drives some pretty unwarranted behavior for a video game
>>1915552the old chaplain guy probably wears frankincense, I vote that dude
>>1916267I wish I had managed to stagger to a sleeper and get a printout, I was fucked up bad but not actually reaching deathI'm guessing you cut my kidneys out and never replaced them so I was filling with toxins, maybe had an internal bleed from a failed surgery step, and was on roughly 90u of dex plus to keep the crit from getting worseFor me, the issue with medbay is that you have a VERY limited space to work in, and even one person can make fixing people outside of patient rooms or surgery a complete ballache even without doing anything more than walking in circlesThat's only if you're doing it "right" though, the 3x multiheal from a DD+tricord+lifeline+dexplus pill makes medbay a real dawdle even if it does remove the deep and engaging "put the coloured pill into the coloured spaceman hole" gameplay
This game should be more competitive and focused on winningRounds going 3+ hours because you built a heckin wholesome bar in a WaAcky place for the 1000th time and dont want to leave is retarded
>>1916443Yeah it was fucked, I kept popping you in the scanner and it appeared like everything was fine at the end there, nothing said there was damage or bleeding? IdkI never actually managed to pull your kidneys, I did pull the liver though and replaced it, but think I forgot to hit it with the advanced brute kit, that may have been it?
>>1916447I don't understand why ending the round is so important. You get more chances to be an antag as the round progresses, and if you end the round, everyone has to go through the standard setup and research stuff again.If it keeps rolling, you can keep up the action, the action isn't supposed to stop. I will say, dynamic mode right now can suck as the round gets longer. More random antags would be great, there are significant dead periods right now in current dynamic mode.
>>1916447If you like to compete, pit matches in the holodeck are really enjoyable. After they lose, chuck em in medbay
>>1916460did they ever revert dynamic?
>>1916481I dunno, I never heard celebration that it was reverted. Anecdotally, it still feels kinda rough. I thought the chaos before was fine desu
if AI coded frying pans you would be able to put ingredients in them while they're on the stove
ticklish vox toes
>>1916267pic related the mime and clown
vox mimes are incredible
>>1916852stop the presses -- slimemimes
REMOVE POMF AS ADMIN
>>1917089no
running around with guns killing people is basically>tell me you're brown without telling me you're brown
>>1917175brown people tend to do that but what does it have to do with ss13
only tums can save humanity
>>1917181brown people do this in lowpop
>>1917275how dare an antagonist not antagonize me in the way I want to be antagonized in!
>>191728299% of people who do it self antag as non-antag too so fuck them
why cant i play a loli on /vg/, life is so unfair
>>1917287where are all the ban requests
>>1917287what server are you playing on?
>>1917292we're /vm/ now silly
>>1917333but it's still called /vg/stationand it needs lolis
>>1917334the vending machines have bags of lolis
>>1917352think about how long ago they must've been manufactured anonthey're haggipops now
>>1917366ive something you can suck upon instead good sir
who's the current lolcow of the server
Blitzikaze is a pretty awesome dude, word up to grey area
>>1917282>how dare you question me for doing the exact same thing 10 antag rounds in a rowis asking you to come up with something new too unreasonable?
>>1917544shut up you fucking retarted pussy
>>1917546you call me a psusy yet you lash out like the seething faggot that you are when someone tells you that you can do more in this gamethen again you fags think you know everything because you read a couple of wiki articles>>1916969>takes the most basic chem recipes and puts them in a scriptalmost all medbay players have can stock up the fridge in under five minutes with chems that are way more advanced. you niggers are actually pathetic if you think anyone's impressed by your epic exploits
>>1917589im not even the guy i just think ur a bitch
>>1917589its a game, relax pussy
>>1917589>im so retarded that I assume anything done to reduce the slog is an exploit, my brain is puny and I only think in terms of being a cunt to peoplewell said
>ur a bitch>pussy>ur le cunt to ppl :(did you come from the TG discord? what are these insults? even the slopper who just says tranny and pedo constantly is a lot better at this
>>1917619>my pussy gapes wider, stop fucking my pussy please!!!
>umm your insults arent special and unique and neither is your antagging in gameshut up faggot
>>1917624>no please, don't cream in my big gaping pussy!
>>1917589>he made a script to press three buttons on the chemmasterembarrassing
>>1917628say it to my face u stupid bitch
>>1917633>wait i think i actually like the way you cream in my big gaping pussy...
>>1917630tgfags cant handle not having their chemscripts
what does ANY of this have to do with CASHE
>>1917640Imagine knowing this much about tg while accusing people of being a tg player
>>1917604lemon you dont know what the word exploit means if you thought i was calling you a cheater. just because it takes (You) a minute and a half to produce 90 units of bicaridine that doesnt make chemistry a "slog"
>>1917651>wait i misspoke pls pls boogieman, don't antag me!!
2slime2furious itt lol
>>19176602slime2muchswag <3
sad
>>1917673sunlight helps if you are sad, maybe an apple or a nice conversation with your girlfriend or best friend?
tum tum master class
well this shitposting is one way to get this ancient antisemitic op picture thread to autosage
>>1917711what is antiseptic about it
>>1917754i think there's a janitor behind the HOP furiously scrubbing sec jizz off the floor, he's not pictured because the kike is in the way
>>1917683you are now my bitch congrats
VOX
>>1917789>The woman screamed "you are my bitch now" as if that would somehow reverse the rape. For a brief moment, she believed it. Being able to squeeze a moment of relief from the relentless meatslinging was all that mattered to her, her mind was on the verge of breakingkek
PLEASEthink about the TUMS
>t. lemon trying to get his AI slop script to make pacid grenades because he cant press 3 buttons
Do vee gee players really need macros and scripts to figure out poly acid and smoke?
>>1917808>a quivvering pussy is threatened by a publicly distributed framework for automating some of the most boring work on the station>please! Don't make me obsolete!
>european shiftno wonder the quality of posting has declined visibly. pic related is the average american assistant maint greaser and a security deputy discussing the inner working intricacies of slime biology
Is there anything more retarded than thinking Ethylredoxrazine is an important roundstart chem?
>>1917841Its for slipping into the bartender's drinks, 100% necessary
>>1917803thank you for timely and verbose response kitten. daddy is so pleased with you that he'll let you have two (You)s this time. keep up the hard work! ;)>>1917803
what are some more ideas of how we can powergame with the help of scripts and AI technology
>>1917863automating research entirely is the next one, once the chem script includes all recipies, efforts will swap to that
>>1917876good stuff
>>1917862>"jokes on you sir!! I-I-I actually like this!" she whimpered as her assailant air guitars and blows a massive load deep into her cervix
>>1917838>>1917876automate drinks next retard. i doubt your limp wristed ass could survive making more than 3 drinks
>>1917940good idea pussy, thank you
if only you could make a script to get yourself some bitches
>>1917969if only I could make a script to get you some bitches. Touch too difficult, but I'll help your retarded ass do chemistry since its never done :)
>>1917987lemon if you disrespect me again i will metagrudge you forever and ruin your day
>>1918036lol, try it
idea: we take the station and we convert it into a pirate ship and instead of spessmen we will be called seamen and instead of vox we have squidgirls
idea: shut the hell up
>>1918086anon dont act like you wouldnt a vox-squidgirl hybrid
>>1918085what if the squidgirls were like mermaids, and they could live outside the ship, but their whole goal is to slurp up seamen for nourishment
>>1918086this is 13monkeys, I just know it, nobody else is this intrinsically bad at improvisation
>>1918099instead of a AI, Poly would be the eye in the sky and instead of human life it would be all mammalian life forms to protect pun pun and Pete onboard and instead of virology the chefs mess hall would distribute nuts and fruits instead of vaccines to prevent the scurvy and instead of vampires there would be gay sailors to suck you up
>>1918110cooking with fucking gas here
we have the resources -- pegleg code is there. eyepatches there. pirate outfits! need i say more?
I sense a hinatrans-like sperg out from lemonfruit in the future
>>1918138nice reference faaaag
>>1918118no but i want to hear more anon, this is exciting
>>191813813monkeys is depressed, the brainfog makes any creative effort agonizing. Any need to have flexibility in a situation exaserbates his stress, he just doesn't know how. 13monkeys, you have to go outside and try to have positive interactions, if you don't, this condition will worsen
>>1918138do you also see faces in your peripheral? maybe religious figures too? delusions of grandeur
>>1918158instead of clown planet -- pirate island!cargonia will be west indie spice shipping and traders will be the native americans! if you want me to keep going let me know I have a burger king interview in 30 minutes tho
>>1918251i don't want you to ever stop anon, your ideas are like fine winecongrats on the interview!! what if we had a fast food restaurant on the station? Janitor plunges toilets, chef flips burgers in the back, clown runs around trying to steal food while security shoots shotguns, catching assistant customers in the crossfire
>>1918267no its a boat
>>1918251when you map itit can go alongside jungle station
>>1918275instead of space carps moby dicks>>1918267
concept: instead of a space station we have a military base based in Fort Hood texas. instead of Sec officers we have MP, instead of assistants we have privates, and instead of a bar theres a spitoon
>>1918284i like the way you're thinking, but what if instead of a military base in Fort Hood texas, there is a community of men, women, and children in Waco texas composed of assistants, the HoP is the US government, and the HoS/Security are tasks with burning everyone alive once cargo orders guns?
>>1918301its a videogame anon not a autistic re-enactment community. the assistants simply would not lose ever because of the server culture. it would be like autistic redditor sand-rakers getting shit on by brazillians
>>1918305well hear me out, what if the security officers had flame throwers and helicopters with military grade weaponry, while the assistants only had legally obtainable firearms?
if you want tdm just play cm
>>1918312What if it was cm, but you added a U between the C and the M?
>>1918314only if it's Vox
>>1918318
>>1918123My uncle thought he was downloading a song off Limewire but instead it was cp with a fake name pretending to be the song and he got put on the sex offender registy.
>>1918462did he fuck the pizza? seems like an overreaction from law enforcement
>>1918462also, how does one download a pizza? And why choose just cheese of all pizza toppings?I guess he must be kinda broke if he's on limewire so that makes sense ig
why is lemon so gayfirst was telecomms shitnow macros to automate chemistry
>>1918570every line of code feels like an ocean of cum flowing into my asshole anon, it fills me up with joy, and it can fill you too if you just let it inside of you
>>1918570also the telecomms script is still going strong, if you want the script, feel welcome to check out the library! Just search "Telecomm", entries are version controlled so that you know you're getting the best script!
>>1918570also, bonus, if you actually read the entry you'll know how to counter it, but since nobody has taken the time to read the documentation I provided to foil my own stuff, they just mald about it haha
>>1918584Also bonus bonus, I included usage notes in the actual script that tells you the same, so all you have to do is glance at the monitoring console.in fact, it is possible to completely lock me out of it, and I left it that way for a reason, to create roleplay and gameplay opportunities :pJust a kind suggestion, maybe don't be lazy and illiterate?
we are not the samewhen I play:>I try to create new gameplay opportunities when I'm threatened, you try to remove them>I ahelp to see if I'm allowed to do an action, you ahelp to see if something that happened to you was valid>you try to edge out new players, I strive to integrate themwhy are you so bad at this anon?
>>1918732>you try to edgewhy yes i do
>>1918752i like it, lets edge together in improvisational bliss, put down your braindamaged discord ways and join me anon
LemonTheBased
squeezing every last drop out of lemon
update guys I didnt quiet exactly get the job at wendys yet guys, but thats perfectly ok I can play chef all week long guys. eat shit and balls my nigga. 100
>>1918570>first was telecomms shitwhen I was a kid telecomms shit made you a badass lol
Ailsa Dochartaigh
>>1918570my guess is he took some script kiddie class at a community college and then decided to come back to space after over a year of not playing to try and show off
>>1919188anon quick, have you seen any of these people? these are thought to be VG regulars, do you have any information that could help them be apprehended?
>>1919203top left molested me in a 5 Guys restroom in 2017
>>1919183these folks get intimidated when you know more game mechanics than them, its truly a shame. What has happened to this once great land?
>>1919181RIP anon, you'll get the next one I know it! This is an opportunity to grow and learn
>>1919210where did he touch you anon?
>>1919215well i was using the restroom barefoot as was appropriate at the time and he sniffed my sole you see
>reuses a script thats been on the wiki since 2014heh, one day you might know as much about this server as me
>>1919225
i wanna fill 13monkeys up with cum and have so many kids
2slime and lemon bent over with their backs arched and double-dipping from bussy to bussy
>>1919382Sounds like really nice cumpany ngl senpai
it sounds like an applause the way i'm clappin those cheeks
fun round in sec + permagood on sec for playing along instead of jumping straight to behead after the first/second escape. ended up well.
>>1919187Unironically what I've been meaning to do, I need to write an employment record about him having changed his name while younger and either not changing it back because of poor or lingering homosexualityHard to figure out how to write about shit like that without immediately going magical realm
dude i HAVE to let everyone know my character is gay
employment records are the exact opposite of letting everyone know
who the fuck reads employment records
@cisroxI was a slime ghost after you found the machine and monkey man I do not know what happened to my body I was eating spinach soup with sweet potato chips envisioning my future wendys career I suspect admin foul play as I had no slime body to re-enter. I have never had this problem before.
pop killer
im TOO slime. of course niggers tongue my anus and shit
>>1919541that is kinda weird, sorry about that anyway my client lagged for a full 5 seconds and i got glomped and had to limp to medbay
>>1919518>changed his name to a girl's name and was one of those "femboy" crossdresser typesyour character is actually transgender
how do you even win the just be yourself objective?
>>1919657why dose she look young
>>1919668the ai prompter has been listening to me talking about how vg should add lolis
slop yourself, slopper
>>1858542Not much to talk about. >Scarlet Reach said they'd do ID checks>Head mod starts giving whitelists to minors>Same Head mod starts streaming Cheese Pizza in the discord>He leaves into an alt>Scarlet Reach renames themselves from Black Moor>RepeatLifefags imploded and now they're all on SR. Same shit as before, it's just on the hub.Anyways, when we moving to SS14, twins?
>>1919695you're so pretty
>>1919637>get that objective>just be myself>get banned for OOC in IC
i want to uck a ick ock
your waifu pda'd me her nudessorry lil bro
>>1919542let's kill the pop tonight
logs reveal all.
>>1920018i want answers.
>>1920215i've got a log for ya right here
>check logs>ctrl-f my ckey>11:22 est I feed on my last monkey>next minute i logout because I went afk >log back in 11:37>I'm a ghostie >absolutely no other signifiers of any other player interactionsI want answers wtf. none of the xenobiologists pruned me for a slime core. slime cannot gib slime
I think i know what happened to me but I need to test it
mind you this is a bug i'm exploring that has to do with the CODEBASE, please no funny (you's) saying you got a bugs body for me to explore or nonsense
i krommed
>>1920236>>1920239wha happened to ya
>>1920279>>1920279was a slime (not slimegirl)and I went afk so I auto logged out and relogged in approx. 15 minutes later to discover I was a ghost and had no body to re-enter. I have a working theory as to why but i'm not ruling out any foul play.
how those brunette female mains look with a lolli or a ciggy in their mouth
imagine mixing our slime together
vox farts
>s-slime?
anyone knowledgeable about bombing strats ingame? Maybe I can give my current thinking, and if someone has a better idea or sees a flaw in the approach, let me know.Goal: coordinated bombing to scramble everyone, so that as an antag, you can waltz in and take your objectives in the chaos.Approach:Take backpacks, fill each backpack with a remote signal trigger nitro grenade, and a mousetrap attached to another signaler keyed to that signal. Stash backpacks in key locations on station.If the detonator is triggered, or if one is opened, all of them go off, and then you start looting objectives.
>>1920469add bodies so they see blood and gibs
>>1920469If you're gonna bomb you better to be ready to get EVA equipment in case your objective gets spaced which may or may not give away the fact that you were the bomber.Also a mass bombing is the sort of thing that immediately puts everyone onto alert and makes them go survival/robustness mode so even if you succeed in your objective of scrambling the crew, you'll also have told the entire station that there's someone who is valid to kill on sight, the round instantly goes from funny spessman game to space disaster survival simulator once those bombs go off.Generally if you want to cause chaos to make your objectives easier to achieve, it's better to do it through more subtle methods that also give you IC plausible deniability if you're caught. Shit like comms fuckery, making dangerous contraptions in public places, releasing shit into the hallways, poisoning food/drinks, breaking windows, cargonia rebellion, minor sabotage, etc. All that stuff compounded together will start to affect people in a way that might leave an opening for you to tide into brig or bridge, and it's also stuff that can be chalked up to ordinary tiding so sec officers won't try to kill you for it. Broken window syndrome and all that.
>>1920630Thank you Anon, that makes a lot of sense.It sounds like the move is either to raise the threat level ambiently, or, if I'm going the direct route, to make sure I'm caught in the destruction too so there is little suspicion that I caused it
>>1920534lol imagine implanting monkeymen with the grenades and staffing them in every department, weekend at bernies style
>>1920630nigga i got stabbed to death by a sec officer the other day for NOTHING
>>1920819and then have the radio frequency to trigger the explosion to be the one for the lobby bellring medbay or research bell and they explode
>>1920944skill issue
>>1920944i witnessed this, told everyone over the radio, and nobody cared. then the secoff threatened me. sorry i couldn't help you, i was going to break the window and get you out but there were too many officers for me to get away with it
cashe and vaspy best friends forever
is this game worth coming back to? Or is it still mentally ill trannies pretending to 'work'
>>1921044you're welcome to join as long as you don't bring your bigotry with you
>>1921044dont listen to them anon come back whenever youre ready. today raped me so good i cant wait to spend 6+ hours online today because its the only thing that reminds me of when I had nothing better to do besides watch tv
>>1921008i ahelped it and the admin said they warned him and that the player said they were new. LMFAO. I also got my leg cut off for simply hacking a door, and the person carrying out the justice was a paramedic that was mad I was trying to warn him of an aggressive cultist.
morale of the storey? crime is legal. if an admin is mad you're "self" antagging its because you arent doing some cookie cutter bullshit factory jobbie janny tranny shit. yes im 2 slime. hope u enjoyed my crashout >:(
>this episodeThe crew and Ailsa try to be assertive and dominant
saw a fire extinguisher today and immediately thought of dumping it on someone like CJ from san andreas or bashing a HoP's head in with it and realized i was in real life
lemon party
lemon key face
>>1921142
are there any big RP servers or is it all pretty casual shit?
>(Follow) Kaitlin McShain drones, "oh, it was 2slime, i was hoping it was one of the proper regulars" im gonna print out fuck 2slime shirts
>>1921160>fuck 2slimeYes please!
>>1921160>t. booperkin (as 2slime)
a bouquet of vox cum
not even my original ckey LMFAO
>>1921231u gay
>>1921233u big mad
>>1921234neck xirself tranny
>>1921246its just a game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nigRT2KmCEYou are likely to be eaten by a grue.If this predicament seems particularly cruel,consider whose fault it could be:not a torch or a match in your inventory.
Shocking news!
>roll janny>fight with the barkeep for stealing my cart>get revived by noticed the non antagonist medical doctor stole my fucking leg?!>search the roboticist who i saw fucking with the HOP while he was AFK>MD stabs me to fucking death>roboticist borgs me against my will>dont even ahelp it, meanwhile people are ahelping me for clowning around with puncho or whatever the clowns name is>decide to punch back, ahelp the weird non antag self antaggers>nothinglet me do that shit tho automatic ban
You had your leg after your trip in the cryo tube and im not sure what nignog shit you got up to with the doc before hand but as he was doing surgery on me you started stealin my stuff. He told ya git you didn't thus he finished you off. He refused to revive you so i just borged you instead so you could at least come back into the round.
>>1921315this is not bad
>>1921329I didn't steal your stuff I was checking you. If I was stealing I would have just ran off. I stood perfectly still.
list of things that are ok to do if you dont like the victim youre doing them too>amputation>debraining >cyborging>theft>stabbing>etc
Chemmaster V2 - Now with more recipes!-Install AutoHotkey V2-Make a new AHK script, pasting the contents from this pastebin:Toggle the alignment guide, and drag your chem dispenser window into the guide, aligning with the buttons.https://pastebin.com/vLspi0Pr
>>1921361lol accidentally published that one in a broken state, here's the working one:https://pastebin.com/qJFiqNke
>>1921318breaking news, the server is filled with faggots that get off on excluding new people from their cool little clubyou won't change these cretins, the best we can do is bully them anon
i remember when people used to play lowpop before 2slime started playing
>>1921371Yeah, I remember too, back when people logged in to play, not to post about who ruined lowpop for them in female-coded aggression
>>1919703I had mostly a good time playing wizden, less so on Delta-V because their esoteric bullshit was kinda boring. I would love a server with rules more relaxed but wizden can be an okay experience if you're okay with the tgstation pace.
>>1920376Holy shit that's a blast from the past
>>1921380>>1920376live footage of sec interrogating any character i play
>play antag chemist>also addicted to reading mtl chinkslop at the time>ignored jecties, started pumping out alkysine, bicaridine, cryomix, etc.>but named them stuff like Taichu Polar Branch Essence, Nine-Revolutions Qi-Blood Pill, Marrow Refining Pill, etc.>didn’t even put in anything special>drove coworker to immediate suicide from trying to decipher my arcane chinkslop>doctors got arrested by sec for trying to kill me>Centcomm Official doing a Xi Jinping gimmick gave me 5 million social credit points>Get bored>Make deathmix and shoot HoS>Try to activate my voice-activated grenade>Learned that taze-voice makes voice activation useless>Get brigged>HoS later succumbs to my mix, they end up having to perform multiple surgeries to defib him>Walk into sec medbay>suicide and deathgasp>bomb implant activates
had a dream about vox
>>1921371everything changed when the slime nation attacked
Because the people usually bullying me in the thread or in OOC had now come to do it on Github of all places, and after complaining about it for days on the admin channel (and the admins even acknowledging that they were playing a dangerous game as our repo had just been un-privatized) nothing about it had been done. In that moment I just wanted some retribution to happen for what they had me endure, and I had lost trust in our admin team to deal with it. Had I been less stressed and more collected I would have just pinged Kurfurst directly about it, he would have deleted their comments and that would have been the end of it.I don't know what punishment if any our headmins may give me for what I did, but nothing they can come up with will be worst than the bullying I've endured for years by some actors in the community.Keep that shit in the thread or the server if you want to I don't care, but don't post in my PRs if that's all you have to contribute. As soon as I started blocking them they doubled-down on the bullying by claiming I did it so they couldn't thumb down my PRs. I unblocked them all even so,except Sooty who asked me on Discord to leave him blocked.
>>1921703Who asked
wouldn't it be cool if the chef could plate food, add garnishes, etc
>>1921831holy kino
i see why people shit on hinacode nowhow do you miss this
>>1921831this band just keeps getting better
People here should feel more shame for all this crybaby posting
>>1921937spess is srs bsns
>>1921408based antag chemistprotip- timer grenade in the pocket keyed to two seconds, if you get tased, activate it real quick
>>1921703and admins won't do anything about this because they are also the same cretinskeep a list of the people that do this and post it, if we share a list of faggots to bully, I think this will be easier to combat
>>1921994>he doesnt know
*pings kurfurst*
*plays a dangerous game*
>>1922051Correct! Please explain it very slowly so I can keep up :3
What servers are worth playing?
>>1922213vgstation is fun to egostomp on, the mechanics are actually really fun even though a lot of folks don't use them. The depressed losers will resist any new folks they see (trying to bring you down to their level), you just need to be ready to skill up and outrobust them. They suck at the game, so it shouldn't be hard. Be ready for them to whine about it.To balance it, there are a lot of cool folks, and admins are less shitty than other servers, but still hit or miss depending on who it is. Yvvel is notorious right now for being a cunt and actively escalating interactions, but he's probably the only one to actually worry about.The friendly folks will help you, the depressed losers will find ways to try and minimize you. It's some gay clique culture that only comes of social rejects, so maintain your social life while playing!Otherwise, I haven't really found a server free of these same problems. Interested in hearing about other suggestions myself
at least people talk on comms on vgstationdespite text to speech being in the game, all other servers don't use ingame chatplayers would rather stand around and just jump into discord DMs of the person in front of them
>>1922290>lemon is still seething over a six hour ban he got because he was mad he wasn't allowed to non-antag blow up security for no reasonHoly shit Lemon, grow up dude and stop posting in the thread 24 hours a day.
>>1922290name 3 friendly /vg/ players
>>1921318make a ban request or stop seething already troonslime>[22:14:43]ADMINWARN: <span class="admin"><span class="prefix">ADMIN LOG:</span> <span class="message">Richon Sawyer(2slime) <font color='red'>attacked</font> Lyra Shaw(shasquatchface2) with mechanical toolbox. (INTENT: HURT) (DAMTYE: BRUTE)<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=242;Y=251;Z=1'>Central Primary Hallway - 242,251,1</a></span></span>>[22:21:06]ADMINWARN: <span class="admin"><span class="prefix">ADMIN LOG:</span> <span class="message">Richon Sawyer(2slime) <font color='red'>attacked</font> Michael Miller(manwithaplane) with mechanical toolbox. (INTENT: HURT) (DAMTYE: BRUTE)<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=209;Y=232;Z=1'>Central Primary Hallway - 209,232,1</a></span></span>oh wait you cant because you were acting like a nigger the whole round
>>1922350Alex KingSyd RobinsonSmoke Maltys
>>1922350RichonKaitlinBuck Broken the clown
>>1922213/tg/stationit's the most modern codebase and doesn't have any /pol chud shit or weird sexual furry stuff. the admin team has real accountability but aren't afraid to ban people who deserve it like shitters and bigots. the rules also aren't pointlessly strict and you can actually play the game without getting banned for powergaming. there's no reason to play on any other servers unless you're a chud loser or some sort of weirdo.
>>1922290he's mad and obsessed lol
2slime2furious
>>1922349Yeah, six hours a month ago really shattered me, Yvvel's furry floridian ass throwing a tantrum because I dared question him really scared me. I’ve been weeping ever since!
>>1922505okay leomn
>>1922506sounds good my man, this was a really productive talk!
>>1922512stop whining in the thread, if you have an actual problem take it to the forums. you can make a player comment or a ban request, and even a deadmin request.
>he can't get it handled in the discordlmao
>>1922525wym?
>>19225022slick2smooth
>>1922538the forums, at https://ss13.moe/forum/viewforum.php?f=3you can just leave a note on a player/admin and request bans/deadmin for bad behaviori do not think yvvel did anything wrong in your case, but if you want to pursue it that's your prerogative
>>1922542how about this, I keep doing what I'm doing, you keep scrambling to come up for reasons why, and we just enjoy the dynamic we have <3
>>1922555but it doesn't fix the problems you are having. we should be trying to improve, not stagnate
>>1922555if you think yvvel and whoever else is a cancer but you like the server then why not make your case in the forums? absolutely no one's going to listen to you herehttps://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/1832558#p1922290look at all the deleted posts in the archive. the threads are just a dumping ground for amateur shitposters. if you have a legitimate grievance you go to the forumswho knows? you might get the ball rolling and the issues you have with the server can be resolved. even the biggest retards have gotten dudes deadminned in the past lol
>>1922560you are making a lot of very bold assumptions here anon
>>1922578i'm sorry, what bold assumptions are i making exactly?
>>1922583you are making assertations on my motives that are at best inaccurate, and at worst, deliberately straw manning. I think you spend too much time with social rejects anon
>>1922591all i said is that you should air your grievances on the forums instead of here. i personally know for a fact that multiple admins hate me and want me gone, but if you put it on the forums there are receipts. it's basically like dealing with courts, show up or get fucked.
>>1922600I'm hearing more about your problems than anything, why would posting on the forums help me out?
>>1922605i mean you sound mad about something done to you, why wouldn't you want it recorded? if nobody speaks up everyone suffers
>>1922611some day, you'll get to the right answer anon, and when you do, you will be free, I wish you luck!
erm..
>>1922616i probably won't, i am not very smart. but if you're fine with just threadposting it's not really an issue. i hope you have a good day
>>1922622thank you anon! I wish you the best <3
>>1922624
>>1922353yeah but why did he toolbox them?
there's a severe lack of waifus lately
>>1922633all of the identity-crisis stricken young adults on the server have grown up and realized they're just gay, so they're swapping to male playermodels unfortunatelyshaving waifus was PEAK vg, it will be missed
leon454 helped crack my egg :3
>>1922637oh or using genetics to make them dark, used to be they would instantly suicide when you make them black kek
>>1922633velma is really sweet, and ailsa is basically a waifu too. i kinda mis candi and candy but their players have been playing other characters. i do miss our marisa gremlin, she's very funi've been playing a silly bug that feeds the crew!
>>1922637yah, strangely ss13 players end up being gay a lot of the time instead of trans
>>1922647being a tranny and being prison gay are two sides of the same coin
>>1922646velma breaks character and spergs out when he doesn't get his way
>>1922650trannies are usually agp, the feminine gay guys who troon out are called hsts, they just do it because being gay isnt really accepted
>>1922652oh. i haven't seen that personally, but it's sad if she does, albeit understandable. i've done the same thing multiple times
>>1922657i don't care for all those zoomer acronyms, it's all gay tranny bullshit either way
*cums on bug*
>>1922660they arent zoomer acronyms, they were invented back in the 1980s
>>1922665*thanks you for the free nutriment and scuttles off to do crimes*
>>1922676that doesn't make you any less of a fag for knowing and using them
>>1922647>>1922650nail on the head here lol>Social reject finds community amongst other social rejects>Not a single woman to be found, the behavior alone of any of these people does not promote safety or acceptance, things that women select for religiously, litteral pussy repellant for the vast majority of actual females>Still need to bust and feel love, might as well become the pussy i wish i had instead of becoming an actual functioning man, thats too hard for me
>>1922659every time you do something like this, it makes the game not fun, and it pushes people not to engage with actual improvIf you get mad at people when you don't get your way, they're just going to stop attempting to improv with you
>>1922686that's entirely untrue. it is a male feature to want to provide and care for others, it's literally how evolution designed us
>>1922695you can want something and still be bad at it anon
>>1922695If you are lazy and don't work on developing the traits, evolution isn't going to make you better at it, your bloodline just dies off while the people that have worked on it get to pick any woman.Good news is, it just takes consistent effortBad news is, people think being lazy is okay, so they just don't do it
>>1922686>safety or acceptance, things that women select for religiouslyThe rest of your post is correct but you don't understand women if you think they actually care about safety. Women's erotica is all about rape and abuse, women send love letters to serial killers and mass shooters in prison, women are more attracted to men who are bullies, and women who were victims of abuse will seek out new partners who also have abusive traits. They're all masochists and they also tend to vote for mass immigration from countries where women are treated like objects and regularly raped and murdered.Girls don't play SS13 not because they think we're all violent creeps but because they know the average SS13 player is a dysgenic sperg and girls also don't care about shit like atmos simulations and security SOP.
>>1922686not really i think, while the whole gay tranny thing can happen i think a lot of trannies are also agp (uncurable tranny disease)
>>1922706you don't actually have to do that though anon, you are looking at it like swatting a bug, when you could be making it a funny, in character situationIt would be worthwhile to catch yourself if you feel that you need to harm someone for not playing like you, and to instead adapt to them and try to include them in the situation.If you swat them like a bug, you create more problems for yourself once they become competent. If you make a friend, you have a friend.Ego will make this difficult, but it can be worthwhile to have backup activities you can do to cool off. For example, if I run into some legit triggering behavior, I walk up to the local basketball court and chuck balls until I'm sweating, then I come back in and try again
>>1922629i literally have no idea. the logs show that 2slime started toolboxing greyshits little more than a minute after he arrived to the station. i doubt this will stop him from bitching about getting owned
>>1922723>spiritually black anon with reddit spacing cant help but make a niggerball analogy
>>1922723wtf LOL
>>1922741baseball is a predominantly white sport you idiot
>>1922748that anon was talking about basketball, not baseball, retard
>>1922748>ay chill out nigga, bball is like baseball n shieet
>>1922712You don't understand the brutal nature of our world. We came up in a universe where we murder things with out hands and face for food, women are less capable at this. Women want a monster that will accept them, that they can turn on bad people. That, ironically, makes you a safe person, because you aren't dead weight.If you know how to level with someone that is neurologically distinct from you (women), you are a prized possession, a lot of guys these days SUCK at it, so doing the bare minimum of being an emotional anchor for them is all it takes to stand out. That is what we call EQ.
>>1922750yeah well now i'm mad so you don't get a fork in your lunchbox >:(
when will lemon stop using the thread like its a discord chat?
>>1922756its genuinely like crack for me, it feels really, really good anon, you might need to try and stop me
>>1922756probably within a year, but he's funny to chat with
midwits really be pondering why women don't play ss13 LOL
>>1922764no we're pondering the discord trannies' lack of pussy and abundance of bussy anon
>>1922764nobody here wants to associate with women, they are genuinely evil
all the girls play ss14 instead :3it has smoother gameplay and less transphobia
>>1922770trvke
>>1922770women are our foil, we are women's foilthey don't want someone that cannot handle it, if you aren't ready to tell a woman to shape up or to respectfully move along, you are going to have a very bad time with women. Guys and gals are chronically lazy, its not just a woman thingWomen have to deal with being overpowered and fucked by someone, so it makes sense that their primary drive would be self safety, they need it to be in order to care for their offspring and preserve their ancestry
>>1922777trips of truth
I'm tryna dive in that lemon bussyfinna smell like pledge pullin out dat thang
>>1922785this is a goddamn lie because they can just abort the baby or have the government steal the man's wages. you have no argument.women are fucking terrible, and they're going to suffer for how terrible they became
>>1922798adapt or accept the suicide of your bloodline, there's no other alternative.Find a nice lady who is damage in a way that gels with your damage, it will feel easy and nice to work through your problems together
Final thought. Are you actually afraid of women, or are you afraid that the work necessary to be a good partner will not be worth it, and you have wasted time?If the latter, you are doing it for the wrong reasons. Women cannot solve your loneliness, and becoming a strong man is important for finding quality friends
space station 13?
its difficult for me to take life advice from a nigga whos playing ss13 for 12 hours a day
>>1922847...and spends the rest of his day spamming a singular thread
>>1922847just remember, it is natural to construct resistance to something that feels like too much effort to handle. You aren't weak, and this isn't above you.You don't need to conquer the mountain today, but with consistent effort and solid routines (exercise, socialize positively, do stuff that is a bit scary) you can be anyone you want to be within a matter of a year or two.
>>1922829yo friday night ss13 boutta slap, I'm tryna tide it up with my homies
>>1921830he can plate food? im sorry but do you even play here
>>1922978i think he means plating the food in a customizable fashion, anon, kinda like how you can place things on a table and choose the pixel position
>>1922859spam on these nuts with that wet basedhole lil nigga
Test server down?
>>1923005yes, its been down a while unfortunately
>>1922732well ACKSHUALLY the grayshits were making the station dirty with crayons like autistic little shits. I've played grayshit before and the admins told me basically anyone with a job could CURBSTOMP a grayshit out of their jumpsuit if they even so much as disobey a direct order let alone act up. If its a issue make a ban request
>>1922706nigga thats a little girl why is she drawn in this context
>>1923011ah, so the fag you're replying to is just butthurt. Yeah, janitors should be allowed to toolbox greyshits for shitting up the station, medbay just profiled you cause you're a new player and not an accepted static
>>1923006how do people test things
>>1923023honestly, I would just be prepared to outrobust the entire station with minimal prepProtip, you can make stunprods and stungloves, and its acceptable amongst admins to weld people into a locker handcuffed in maint, they encourage you to do it to settle disputes
>>1922870today I cut my own hair for the first time ever and even though it is a little uneven i didnt fuck it up. I will be testing this by not telling anyone I cut my hair and seeing if they say I got Zeked or not.
>>1923025download the code and host a local server
>>1922989I don't think thats feasible anon, unless someone is willing to code it or sprite it... maybe we can just do The Wire station?
>>1923025I just do it after the main pop leaves, but you can't really get access to a bunch of the features, so it probably won't fill the needYou can look into cloning the repo and running it locally, otherwise you don't get a lot of options.
>>1922646Leon, you have literally never been a waifu, you're way to desperate for that.
-----------------part of the admin club, in
>>1923049I genuinely like leon as a person, I do not like how he engages with roleplay. He breaks character regularly, and it makes it hard to envision his characters as actual characters. His character ideas are cool, but the roleplay breaks make it hard to actually engage with them. I do understand that irl tension can tilt things in the moment, and that it is a learning process to overcome itTo highlight an example, I've really enjoyed making grenades lately, even when I fuck up and cause my character to gas thenself to death, its genuinely hilarious, and if I don't get revived, at least I can spawn as john beckette and desperately try to save the timeline
>>1922750>nigganon doesnt understand that basketball is primarily chinese and european
>>1922764>this nigga never seen a woman play ss13
>>1923086you are delusional lmfaono one is thinking of chinks or yugoslavians when someone says "basketball"there's only one race in one country stereotyped to be basketball players and wherever that demographic resides you're sure to find run-down basketball courts next to section 8 housing. that same demographic is also obsessed with basketball shoes, basketball jerseys, and famous basketball players
>>1923096imagine being so afraid of being associated with a group of people that you deny yourself access to a genuinely fun sport with ties to ancient Mesopotamiapusssyyy
>>1923037well yeah, they were expressing a desire for the feature, no shit it won't happen if someone doesn't do anything, pretty gay of you to jump in and try to own someone just for talking, hope your day gets better!
>>1923096What is Nikola Jokic? Luka Doncic? Yao Ming? Jeremy Lin? Euroleague? The Eurostep? Our glorious Reader Kim Jong Un loves basketball legend >Dennis Nigmanoh
>>1923115what?
i geniunely wasn't trying to shit on The Bear anon I like his idea for 5 michelin star rated chefs. something tells me you get mad when people text you "ok" anon. what is your original ckey
>>1922646please try out more recipes bro. try to have some fun with it>today is soup day>today is italian day>today im doing alien specialsif you're not going to get into building autism then at least work with a variety of recipes
lolcow leon
>>1922712as a woman this was hilarious to read. you’re actually all autistic as fuck and it’s like watching monkeys throw their own shit at the zoo. s tier entertainment for me
>>1923264>t.ransstuff
>13negroids
>as a woman this was hilarious to read. you’re actually all autistic as fuck and it’s like watching monkeys throw their own shit at the zoo. s tier entertainment for me
>>1923264crystal cafe refugee?
>it’s like watching monkeys throw their own shithow many monkeys?13?
>>1923312there's a girl server??
do you think a SS13 server consisting only of biological women would even be able to set up an engine without causing a disaster 5 minutes into the round?
>>1923345admins would click the full powered station button and so it won't matter if they make a mess in engineering, and the rest of the crew will just have nonstop bar and medbay rpmuch like the furry servers
>>1923346we would make it so cute and comfy before making the torture chambers
>>1923346accurate depiction of vg headdmins
timmy + fiona
imagine being a borgnigger and ruining something fun happening because "muh laws" or whatevernigga no one gives a shit about your lawsjust stop being a fucking faggot
>>1923403facts, fuck borgs (sex)
>>1923404WE GOT US A CLANKER HERE
WEH!
ducks
>>1923421i wanna hold your hand
>fumos fit in lunchboxesthat made me so happy, i am going to start making customized lunchboxes with matching fumos
>>1923445You got to have themed foods in the lunchboxes too!
>>1923445i'm gonna make you a lunchbox with a noose in it
>>1923447i'm going to make spaghetti with chef fumos in honor of davie <3
its ops
weh
hew
>>1923547I don't know why I did this
>>1923558cute!! weh!!
weh is gay
>>1923567said nobody ever
Would've posted a screenshot of the schizo ramblings if the feds didn't memorable it
>>1923605*memoryhole
no weh... YES WEH
>>1923558what app is this based twitter poster
Alex King removes Alex King from the DNA modifier.
>>1923660
who has the most motion in the server
>>1923718oh i'm not poor>>1923722i have an iphone 11 i think i have more motion than a samsung user
>>1923722In terms of movement? Probably ailsa because he plays med/sec and is constantly having a panic attack. In terms of authority it's schlomo
>>1923726ailsa is a boy??
>>1923724How stunning and brave
>>1923731he detransitioned but doesnt want to update his documents because he regrets itnot joking btw
>>1923731Yes mell, you dyke. You got catfished by a MAN
>>1923733
>>1923726idk that nigga alex king was shuffling faster than sonic silently last round
EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLING
>>1923749Alex should change her name to alyx and only use the law giver in burst mode and rp looking for her husband Gordon
cooking up this new statick named Stanley Ross
i haven't played ss13 in like 8 years and i have to re learn the game againi don't want the awkward bwoinks when i inevitably fuck up my job and the admins see i'm not a new key with 0 connectionsis it over for me?
>>1924032Nah, it's fine. I blew up an engine on one of my first rounds and didn't get banned for it because it was clearly a fuckup and not grief
>>1924032read the wiki and go slow>>1924037a new returner got perma'd and had to do the forum humiliation ritual
>>1924032
>>1924080>new>returner
>>1924032If you have a different IP address (which you most certainly do) and different computer (which you probably do) then you could just make a new account and not have to worry about that. Someone who hasn't played in 8 years is probably indistinguishable from a genuine new player.But as long as you aren't doing anything that appears to be explicit griefing then you should be good, just tell the admins you haven't played in 8 years and they should be able to confirm that.
the bwoink man
>>1924290don't fear the bwoinker
being a sad sack and trying to RP being a cheery loving character is grating on me. it's over, i'm becoming evil.
>>1924336i have the opposite issue, most of the time i feel like shit but whenever i try and express that in text or speech i come off as very cheery at best, or doing a parody of an edgy person at mostthe only place i don't sound completely retarded is on 4chanmy characters end up sounding like retards, like me
>>1924032what’s your ckey.
2slime and lemonthefruit are the perfect power couple
>>1924518who pitches and who catches
>>1924032yvvel will think you are a ban evader so don’t worry about it he sucks dick anyway
>>1924522they both catchyvvel pitches
I am once again asking if the Redux Station 13 dev is around, and if there are any plans to bring the server back.As unfinished as it was, I loved the grim aesthetic of it.
voxy
admins should let you fucking murder people for talking
>>1924738you can do that but only if said person is a mime
how the fuck are you supposed to remember potassium and water explode when mixed? thankfully someone made this macro, now i can just press one button after spending a while configuring it to work correctly on my system
when yvvel transitions she'll be yvvelle
>traitors onehuman themselves>two of them end up using their genetic powers to change identity>no longer humanMasterful gambit
>>1925187>actually it was all three of them>implying it mattered
test
testicles
>>1925561was that how the bleb got contained?
>>1836408guy who started waspstation hereit was literally just made because i wanted to be able to say the N word and my IRL friend kev banned it from beestation.MarkSuckerberg (his real ckey) kinda ran with it and made what is today shiptestweird dudes desubeen thinking about reusing the name to make a persistent bay fork though
suck my dick! and choke on it! bleh!
>>1925669Suck my cloaca! And vape on it! Weh!
>>1925733suck my broomstick! and smoke on it! zeh!
>Objective #4: Minimise casualties. Success!thats a fucking lie I caused the whole station to be sucked into a black hole indirectly
>>1925187sometimes you just gotta vibe anon, if you're laughing, that's all that matters :p
First time cooking carp sliders, expecting like 4 to pop out only for a dozen to leave the microwave was my surprised Pikachu moment for the month
>you will never accidentally misplace your nullification certification in time for a random search, and so will never be sent to the brig (to be raped and absorbed by a changeling Syndicate operative who prior to being searched himself had forgotten that he was carrying Syndicate contraband) on account of being a sexual threat to the station
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK4g790914othis song almost got me killed in canada i was posted onthe block and guys were gerlling me in pressing me hardtryna press me cor this song but it doesnt matter
>>1925893cashe acrostic poem
*rips a huge fart on that retard lemonthefruit*
>>1926024I wish that if you face farted someone with the super fart gene they exploded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK4g790914oholy fuckkkkk
yvvel and me
>>1926069On your way to island station for some antag madness
my balls are so big and so important most of you faggots would be minimum wage faggot losers for your entire life if I didn't pull out my big heavy balls and slap them across your pathetic faggot face
>>1926098yes sir, thank you sir
>rare picture of yvvel participating in the community when he isn't on ss13>"I do it for the kids"
idk maybe yvvel just needs a hug
>>1926769this image is eerily familiar
>>1927873>jeeted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX5MX1ScY9c
>>1927873Lol classic
>join server>welcome message says to ahelp concerns about the round>oh that's sweet, alright>pick assistant, gotta learn the game before I get a job!>try to figure out what to do, walk around>eventually a paramedic cuts my legs and arms off for accidentally wandering into medbay>ahelp "hey a doctor just nuggetized me, idk why">get called a retard and a faggot by the admin>get called a retard and a faggot by the thread>discord trannies have added me to their bully list>yvvel is doxing me trying to find alts that I don't have>tell my mom, she calls me a retard and a faggot>sit down to eat chicken nuggets and jerk off to pixels
>>1924832this anon will never know the joy of AI detonating a chemdispensor the microsecond a medbay meatbag dares put a beaker insideThat sparks an idea, I could add color detection on the buttons so that an AI could queue reactions that go off instantly when a beaker is inserted
>>1928432I think that's him but can't be sure
Chemmaster V3 AHK Scriptkinda rough for now but is working, will refineNeed AHKv2 to run
>>1928526https://pastebin.com/bvebG5q0
>>1928526With this update we introduce recipe queues.Once your chem dispenser ui window is properly set up within the guide, you can set up a queue of chems to kick off when the next beaker is insertedNow you should be able to queue up all chems, and just focus on inserting the beaker and making pills!
>>1928543Can we get an image of cashe with yvvel?
>>1928526Next refinement:OCR recognition for chem buttonsremoving the need for a guide overlay
>>1928630based slopper
>>1928531this guys based
wheres slopper I need my reading material while I sip my morning-mid afternoon pre spess affogato
>>1928631OCR button recognition is up, going to find a way to package it so there's no need for external libraries
>>1928716RIP slopper, temp ban has taken another innocent victim
what jobs do you anons do to be able to afford gamer pcs and still spend hours on this round based role playing atmos sim? i'm talking about the anons that play at work. neetbux? open to all perspectives
>>1928788>afford gamer pcsyou don't need that good of a computer to play ss13, especially /vg/station. other servers with fancier graphical effects might need better PCs but nothing top notch, it's a 2d pixel game with most of the computations done server-side>and still spend hours on this round based role playing atmos sim? i'm talking about the anons that play at work. neetbux? open to all perspectivesthe server gets almost activity until it's evening in the united states, I'll let you figure out why
>>1928823no obviously the gamer pcs arent for playing spess anon, im implying you all mostly have real rigs to play steam games on and GoG games and EA games and autistic games and do normal stuff
im specifically talking about the players that say things like >finally get 30 minutes of wage break to pursue my objectives>clown space lubed every hallway you cant bring a laptop to mcdonalds drive thru and get away with a round of spess. you guys must be working some cozy night jobs or tech desk jobs
>>1928836i can just tab out and play some dosbox while i wait for a new round after i dieit's not that hard
>>1928850>>1928850ok but how do you afford a a nissan NSX
>>1928788>>1928854i don't know about other anons but i work as a giggolo at one of my city's gay clubs, $125k a year (but most of that goes to rent and paying for my HIV pills)
>>1928839desk job and covid normalizing remote work. i assume most people just piece together their setup over time like i did
>>1928872jesus christ how much is the HIV pills cost? does the gay bar offer medical?
the problem with the server is the fallacy fallacy
am I schizophrenic? i come to this thread, its the ecstasy guy. My friend mentioned she was in the ecstasy video. I'm watching a random video on youtube and the ecstasy comments have leaked into it. The other day I was watching a random kung fu trailer and Wu tang lyrics kept popping up in the comments, thats the one thing that I could believe was real.
nvm it was a algorithmic intermittent bug according to the AIbut really, why does the ecstasy guy post here? whats his lore?
Deadmin Yvvel Wehn?
>>1928999i don't think thats nece->tripsyou got it boss, check the forum i've created the thread for you
>>1929003i hceck the forum but i don't see it??
https://youtu.be/qy5EiTSlW-8?si=nQu25vCGGti66svk
Presented without comment.
thanks for not blowing up the bar <3
>be wizard>make everyone retarded until they kill me>for some reason get revived>HoS wants to make me an officerkay>spends 30+ minutes figuring out implants, AI laws>I finally get an ID and released>sec fires the chemical implant and I die>body gets lockeredfun and engaging RP experience
>>1929268didn't ask
can someone teach me how to use macros? i tried to setup an emote macro and it didn't work.
>>1929271I did
>>1929268dude, the secoffs that round were being so fucking lame, it was insane. Being HoS was a nightmare with people like that
>>1929266anytime sweetie
>>1929309from what I guessed from comms it sounds like the entire sec team went apeshit on you what the fuck did you do to piss them off
>>1929268https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D-4zgezQE4
>>1929329>>1929329not an entire team. tell the truth
YVVEL?! MORE LIKE YIFFEL!
>>1929339yiffel likes to fuck baby dogs
>>1929341Yiffel's AngryTurnip relationship in a shellnut
>>1929329idk honestlyfirst, HoP told me they had a new recruit for me since we were short staffed, I said I'd watch over them. I gave them a loyalty implant and a glock, roleplayed some shooting at the firing range and cracked jokes.He and I were hunting down the wiz together, the other secoffs catch and promptly behead the wizard, I ask medbay to revive them, and I convert the wiz to security as a suicide squad gimmick with a lethal implant and AI supervision (they kill him instantly btw), along the way the HoP asks if the clown can have all access, I say sure as long as he's named niggerfaggotclown goes straight to the armory and paints the guns, pretty funny, Mit is screaming about them being unusable (I test them, and they work) I tell him to relax.the recruit from earlier ends up being a syndicate agent and shooting an officer for catching him swirlie the clown, the officer beheads him, and is screaming about it, acting like it was my fault.Mit takes the Cap/HoP aside and spreads bug rumors, I try to talk to her on my own and he follows us. I tell him to return to processing the prisoner he left, and he follows, disobeying direct orders.I ask him if its fair that I talk to her since he already spoke to her in private, and then we'll all talk. He refuses to acknowledge the question, and is screaming. Ends up attracting the entire department. I tell people to disperse for five minutes so I can finish my thought with the captain, they're refusing.After very tense exchanges with Mit screaming his head off, I deploy teargas, and take the cap to my office to talk, tired of wasting time. They follow me again, cap recommends we talk in command, so we leave. As we go, they tase and strip us both, and decide to have me sent off station in a spacesuit.
>>1929350next time just start whispering and make them seethe.correction too, remi didn't behead me I actually used my suicide phrase to explode. I wasnt aware the heads are retrievable
>>1929355>oldhows it feel to graduate middle school kidder? champ. heres a coo(you)kie
>>1929359yeah my 4 year old is old enough to shit its pants. old
for reference a 4 year old (you) is barely old enough to know the difference between a good touch and a bad touch
>>1929350I think Mit originally got mad at me because I wasn't paying attention to him while I was busy with things, unironically.
>>1929368hows it feel to be 18
>>1929355are these words supposed to mean something?
im 30.
>>1929350I've been here for 2016, I just avoid the discord bullshit cause its all nonsense
>>1929368yiffel
>>1929383YIFFEL? LMFAO!!!
protip its not against the rules to play on a different ckey if anyone says otherwise they have your dick in their mouth
>>1929393That seems like a threat, I would rather not multikey then.
how come when i shit my pants its a fucking faux pas but when one of these tards shits its pants a good looking nurse wipes its pants for it
>>1929397Save me from his TOWER
>>1929412YIFFEL fucking baby dogs again
https://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=19&p=47515
>>1929430Get your gay porn out of here Lil Yiffel
>>1929472horrifying, you have this down as an artform anon, the pictures are perfectly uncanny
>What plagues the thread:filtered me shit
>>1929501thats pretty gay actually im just gonna talk about it here.>(Franklin Hatchett 2slimes, whole different shitshow from this round)>who had murdered crewmankek, a security officer getting mad that one of his colleagues slam dunks a clown into a toilet>after that deputy used his eimplant to kill another officerthis reads like a bugman wrote it in tradeband>(why he did that with a loyalty implant is probably another story)ctrl-f'd loyalty implant in the rules it says nadawiki says not a lot about loyalty implants but its mostly up to the interpretation of the player and seeing as this isn't baystation12 and its not a rev round, where the implant actually does something the remi guy was obviously on my case about something the whole round, probably because he "hates le nigs" which is super cool & edgy. oh well. I bombed him rather than be subservient to his gayness.>When Saanvi broke Franklin out of Permadid you even read the logs before you wrote this gay ass forum post?[22:33:35]SAY: Dominick Wright/CasualBro/(Dominick Wright) (@214,155,1) Deadsay: spooks, "nigga I free you from perma and you LOOSE da singulo"I think you didn't. You're a hack>Time the incident occured: 6 hour round that ended rougly 12AM ESTthis round was gunk. I was an antag. the hop was an antag. I think riekland might've been an antag. the wizard was a failedtag. my meta gang of lemon, casulbro, archinist, riekland, and cisrox all contributed GREATLY towards grinding the shit round to a slow halt and amazing RP moments such as the stationary MMI in motion bar party with tons of attendees. Yvvel did a half decent job of chiming in with his encouragements (thank you for being part of my meta cabal)[21:29:58]ROLEMESSAGE: Yvvel/(Homer Mcintosh) as The Syndicate to 2slime/(Franklin Hatchett) <span title='traitor'>(A)</span>: "You have a job to do."the round was 6 hours. I had to ping yvvel via ahelp to ask him or anyone else listening to PLEASE do ANYTHING.
yes I loosed the singularity as an antag with a loyalty implant after I got dragged through the halls butt ass naked by my arch nemesis Remi. Yes I convinced casualbro to come snag me from perma [22:17:03]SAY: Dominick Wright/CasualBro (@150,258,1) As Galactic Common : (headset): Someone call for an assistant?yes i bullied the shit out of remi for being a fag by using my epic explosive implant as a weapon on him. what were we suppose to do, circle jerk in brig about who should be comdom? you guys had all the time in the world to mutiny but ZERO TIME to conduct a court trial. There were virtually zero enemies to the station posing a real threat level. You are all side characters, none of you happen to be level 10 protagonists. yes you grind my gears. not as much as people having fun grinds YOUR gears. pictures attached shows just how happy I make people that don't have a harmbaton implanted up their rectum.
me playing the maracas for the AI and 8 different crewmembers while YOU were panicking in the brig because the heads hurt your feelings.
seriously you nerds need to consider getting fucked. it might be good for your roleplaying skills, so you don't sit in the brig whining and maybe you contribute to the action of the round. i'm not even gonna tap out an explanation as to whats going on in this image, either you were there to understand it, or you can do your own searching to figure it out. it was way more conducive than anything that happened in the brig. brought a lot of people together too.
I didn't bother to read what the rock was cooking that round because I was so satisfied with what cisrox did with my posibrain experience that I didn't even get to confirm who was and wasn't an antag. Still taking the sides of archinist and lemonthefruit because quite frankly they did nothing wrong. So what you have to grimace every time you see Kaitlin "McChain" sign up as a Hopcaptain? I have to grimace every time someones roleplay is to grudge me. /shrug
like nigga tell me you're pakistaniand whats up with the discord screenshots? yvvel all you did that round was loose a ROD. NIGGA PLEASE
i dont have a forum account and i dont know the meta that is the secret account creation phrase so i made like 6 sleep deprived posts on the thread but basically do better man, if you have a problem with rounds lasting 6 hours maybe steer them in the right direction with your admin tools rather than complain about the people that do steer them without the buttons. i don't even know how to ping people on byond but i promise you i will learn.
anyways its august 26, international dog day, make sure to shoot ian in his stupid fucking face. pet a cat today.
>>1929562No no, you're supposed to put him in a washing machine right in front of the HOP office
new>>1929587>>1929587>>1929587
>>1929497"thee" plagues the thread, as the answer to that filter
long round? yes. did i care? no. had some good rp convostime stopping was entertaining as hell. yiffle just mad he had to admin a long round that he even admitted he left in the middle of to play peak
>>1929778I think it was a really, really fun round save for security's behavior. Lots of fun scenerios to be had, it felt like around every corner there were people engaging and trying to make scenerios. Even the mutiny was a fun scenerio, I just don't get the OOC anger behind it, and why sec is freaking out about what are essentially harmless pranks from the crew, its not like there are xenomorphs or nukeops, it sounded like cargo got guns earlier but that turned out to be nothing. Why scream about things? It was a dead shift, so any action that could come up was a bonus.These guys just wanted a power fantasy, it was tough to be a part of.Librarian being a tough cop as a syndicate agent was gold. I support painting the guns in the armory, its funny, but swirlying clown for pranking sec is also funny.The mutiny was funny too, it could honestly be looked at as an in-character bugman response which is funny. He clearly wasn't having as much fun, since he ban requested me, but he seemed to chill out after assuming control of the department, so hope he got his jollies.
>>1929430After sleeping on it, I think the dude latejoined while we were dealing with the wiz, saw me preoccupied by it, and decided I was an enemy to security.I have a log file up of all of my interactions in the round, and all of Mit's. It's a big text file, I'm happy to share it. Pastebin won't take it due to profanity or unsafe situations, anyone have a suggestion for how to share it?
>they're actually complaining that a traitor beheaded the clown, who basically pranked the shit out of them the entire round >theyre complaining the clown pranked thempick 1 are you defending the clowns right to live or are you trying to police it
if we're all gonna point out how the next guy hurt our feelings im gonna start logdiving for when djkramer called me a dirty nigger and spit in my face practically for wanting to take him out on a bonding moment for sec to haze a gay dirty retarded drunk clown that i loved because deep down i knew he was down to clown but in the end i wanted to take his head for my objective because he was afk and asleep in tool storage in a race car bed and i didnt feel like disrupting the autists round even though a game master literally Asay'd a syndicate prayer into my head to "get busy with the action"
>>1930214these guys are straight up lying and misrepresenting the situation in the forum post, a reflection of Mit's behavior through the round that caused me to stop listening to them.
I think Mit shows a pattern of framing an event in the most negative light possible, and trying to stir up a crowd of people to follow along with his version of it.Every time he declared something (like a pending security risk), it was with exaggerated or straight up fabricated details.
reminder. >[21:29:58]ROLEMESSAGE: Yvvel/(Homer Mcintosh) as The Syndicate to 2slime/(Franklin Hatchett) <span title='traitor'>(A)</span>: "You have a job to do."the admin literally TELLING ME TO murderbone you guys and I still didn't, I chose the braindead guy for a funny joke>[20:58:40]SAY: Beef Hamlock/LemonTheFruit (@224,287,1) As Galactic Common : Aight, lets get yer gun blood.when I got implanted and kitted out. THE ADMIN TOLD ME TO LITERALLY FUCK YOU GUYS OVER EVEN THOUGH I HAD A IMPLANT AND YOU'RE ALL >Franklin killing an officer with an e-implant despite being loyalty implanted etci get the job ban requests are for lemon and archinist but stop being autistic plz
>>1930242>>1930249yeah its kinda infantile desu mit/corncolonel145 wants to stir up something thats basically overblown in his mind meanwhile the round had a pop of 20 something crew and roughly 50% of them were in the bar chilling not giving a fuck, 25-30% of them were in the brig handling basically nothing and the other odd amount was getting mixed up in it because the round was stalemated and its naturally the only right thing to do. people need to use common sense more. also>beef says "suicide squad">[21:38:09]SAY: Franklin Hatchett/2slime (@223,289,1) As Galactic Common : Nobody wanna watch me whoop some criminal ass.. (me propositioning slapping the clowns empty head into a toilet bowl for entertainment, because I can, I'm an antag and yvvel told me to do my job)>[21:38:34]SAY: Remi Meadows/Djkramer (@205,267,1) As Galactic Common : What.>[21:38:45]EMOTE: Remi Meadows/Djkramer (@223,283,1): stares.>[21:39:39]SAY: Remi Meadows/Djkramer (@223,283,1) As Galactic Common : If Franklin's in it it'd be the homocide squad.>following back and forth was too gay to copy paste into the threaddj kramer I get it you don't like black role play calm tf down you chicken tender
i don't even know why i'm attempting to go back and forth with this literal indian. coloncow125 if you can correctly name the assistant that broke me out of perma i'll concede because it'll show you read the logs before you started typing up a ban req. also prove your skintone is at least a 50/220
Yo, to Yvvel's credit, seeing this behavior from Mit gives some newfound appreciation for what bullshit he has to deal with in the current server climate. Thanks for trying to approach things a bit more evenly towards me, I hope that there can reach a point where its easier to extend that in a wide range of his interactions.To expound; I do think being in a gamemaster role requires a level of responsibility to maintain a fun and healthy environment because people will really, really struggle to have fun if they're met with consistent negative behavior. That kind of thing causes people to be more defensive and reactive.I think he's taking steps in adjusting his direction, and also think it may be worth it to constructively share feedback with him on how to improve, I am currently inclined to believe he'll listen, too early to know, but I feel hopeful.I'm not sure if he's been reading the thread, but I'm inclined to think he is.
>corncolonel145 immediately jumps to the conclusion that saaniv broke the tator out of perma pakistani detected you naughty naughty based boy bug yes immediately point a finger at the indian
>>1930405yeah, I think Mit might have his own demons to wrestle with. Judging from responses on the forum post, other people noticed it too within the round, which has me hopeful. If people see it and can point out the lies and bullshit, these guys are going to filter out quick.I support 2slime, I don't get why people gotta pariah new folks while they're getting used to the community, its not necessary at all and makes for a shitty environment. I feel like these guys don't see the rounds where everyone's vibing and laughing together, so they don't really know how much better it could be
>remi meadows (gay pride peacekeeper) gets shot at, blown up by a antag and is blessed enough to live>waghhhhh beef hamlock why cant you turn back time 5 hours before this ever happened >:( >this is all your fault you totally knew this was going to happen you literally willed this into existence you are to blame please kiss my booboo and call yourself a stinky doodoo headpic related its djgaymer
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>>1930435real. never had a bad interaction with 2slime and am frequently lmao irl at their antics
>>1930463nigga forsureskiiii you forget to codeswitch when making these supportive anonymous posts jk luv you twiiin *spinsilly baka
been waiting to use this reaction imageLMFAOOOO jk but fr guys can we all just agree to stop talking about our feelings in the brig and resume patrolling maint?
>>1930479lol you're a good dude 2slime, respectone of these days I'll show you some forbidden techniques
>>1930442lol
>>1930485nah wardens are required to sit in the brig and talk about their feelings, everyone else gets to have fun lol
if i wanted to yell at the HoS and not follow him blindly to my fiery demise in battle i'd roll assistant.
>>1930405>left out the second half of the homocide squad comment>[21:39:47]SAY: Remi Meadows/Djkramer (@223,283,1) As Galactic Common : Emphasis on homo.coward
>>1930512shocking the nigger calls himself a sand crab in a pale
>>1930512huh djkramer is the faggot shitting up the thread, interesting
>>1832558free our dead admin REVIVE HIM NOW IM CALLING THE CLERICS
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