Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:>Chemmaster AHK script released>Thread schizo tardrages at Yvvel>TG pedo scandal >What is Space Station 13?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLAHBexJxrE>vgstation main sitehttps://ss13.moe>forumhttps://ss13.moe/forum>New player guidehttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Ruleshttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basicshttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Helphttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Shortcuts>useful wikihttps://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Main_Page>BYOND clienthttps://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/>vgstation server addressbyond://game.ss13.moe:7777>How do I connect to the server?Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location">public server listhttp://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13 >Coderbus, here!https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13 >If you want to report a bug or an issue, go herehttps://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues
>>1934037why does a clown being a clown trigger the fuck out of people? Social engineering the HoP for access to different departments is a skill.
>>1935144they're trying to make it a job bannable offense to fall victim to this
This is the new Bomberman game btw
>>1939639pop always decreases this time of year, people busy with school and that. it might get a slight boost with christmas but the servers basically dead until next summer
>>1940101>pop always decreases this time of year, people busy with school and that. it might get a slight boost with christmas but the servers basically dead until next summeri like how the coders+mappers push snow station on the playerbase during the only two months players are around to play, july and dercember
How do you guys decide?
>>1940101>>1940541NTA, but Byond needs to fix their latest clients, because they stopped running on my windows 7 computer, while saying that my password is stored in an "outdated format" and can not be used for logging in anymore until I install an update that fails to launch after installation.I have not tried VxKex yet, but remain aware of it for when I can afford to care more about retro-OS gaming..If Warthunder, MWLL, and Enlisted still run for me on W7 in 2025, I want SS13 to also remain functional and run for the 2x per year that I actually log in to a game.
>>1935294If you trigger my issues with parental figures, I WILL gain control over my childhood by ban requesting you and metagrudging you with my discord friends, mark my words normie.
>>1946739>If you trigger my issues with parental figures, I WILL gain control over my childhood by ban requesting you and metagrudging you with my discord friends, mark my words normie.NTA, but this seems like a possible explanation of why there are no non-random-1234 usernames on discord, even when the server is filled with nothing but 100 chatbots and you.If you are not the chatbot on the shitcord server, you may be donating your human-seeming copypasta qualities to a rent seeking monetizer bot, that is Anti-Intelligence.Anyone who doubts my rant should find time to consult a lawyer about the potential ramifications of clicking "agree" to the unconscionable "terms of service" on Discord when one creates the account.
>>1947237Your concerns seem reasonable, but I don't quite understand the logical connection between>pathological response to authority figures from prior trauma(?) / metaclub fuckeryand>the great Discord ChatBotnet has evolved beyond deploying easily recognizable dummy accounts
>>1947330You got everything bass ackwards when you attempted a summarization instead of a direct quote of my text, and since my writing style fucks with chatbot context sensations, I must wholesomely suspect and accuse you anon of chatbot usage in your writings or readings.An unconscionable contract of adhesion is the same thing even if it has 1024+ alternative labels or brand names that all claim to be something totally different.
>>1947431Sorry for the confusion.
>>1947431This is some advanced warfare anon, I am simultaneously convinced that you have something important to say, and that you also have nothing to say.Unfortunately, I don't have context for what you're saying, so I think the latter wins out, but it's intriguing, please carry on
>>1940541Lamprey when?Line when?More gimmick maps pls!
>>1947589May you give to the thread your new, fully QA bugtested, best quality, HL1, HL2, TF2, humor, telnet or ssh credentials to tap into your brains with a 1990s cisco-style CLI firmware interface, fully documented with unix-style man pages summarizing those juicy Anti-Intelligence brain commands and make those continuously accessible to user and targets via internet and IPV4 and IPV6?
rape yvvelpedo
>>1938073what do you mean new? i remember that minigame from years ago...
sticking out your tongue for a picture
Cross posting for visibility:Chemmaster v4 is live, check the readme for usage notes and installation. If you have any feedback to improve the script, code it yourself! The code is decently documented and should be fairly easy to extend.Intelligence update!-Adds OCR image recognition for chemistry buttons, this eliminates the need for precisely placing your in-game dispenser window. If the buttons are visible, the recipe(s) will execute!-Adds "Queue mode" for greatly enhanced chemistry workflows.Download:https://filebin.net/m03dmw5rq1c5l7kvIncludes main ahk script and the publicly available FindTextV2 script. If you don't care about any of that, just run the shortcut.Disclaimer:Macro usage is widely accepted on the server, usage of the script alone isn't against the rules. However, some of the things that you can produce using the script are dangerous. ex: if you accidentally blow up a chemistry machine, or polyacid smoke chemistry, you might get in trouble.This is a simple script for AHK, there are no executables or live network calls, but due to the anonymous nature of this board, you should ALWAYS double check files to ensure they aren't malicious. The next uploader may not be the original author.
I will name my kids Leon, Cashe, Fiyah
The legendary, or dare I say, antediluvian Sarcalogo here. It's been approximately four years since I've played this game on my alt account SlightlyFloating. Is there any server that:>Regularly has 35+ players>Is Medium RP>Am allowed to say niggerYes or no? Thank you for your response.
Is Lifeweb dead? Doesn't look like a party has been hosted for awhile.
what about beestation though? are they burning in hell yet?
>>1951005randy went on a long hiatus. Lifewebbers have been migrating. I guess the FSB finally caught up with him and he is now coding DM in his laptop while bullets fly over his head somewhere in Bakhmut. Serves him right for adding a fucking subscription service
>>1951617Good times never last, I suppose.
>>1951629But they will return.>randy comes back from war a jaded, battle-hardened chud>salarians added back, have -5 on every stat, speech filter is even more incomprehensible>they all have the rat tail haircut and long cossack moustache, as well as a pre-made kolovrat on their back>killing them gives the baron chromosomes
>>1951343What's wrong with bee?
>>1950964yeah uhhhh /vg/station
>>1953763regularly having 35+ players is a miss, right now we're getting around 20 players in the evenings on friday. There is a core group of players that are on, but it's usually like 7 max.Also, we're technically low RP but you're able to work medium RP pretty nicely. Unfortunately there are a good number of people that don't fully grasp the fact that you're playing a role, and your character isn't just a self insert. People will make an avatar but not actually play from the context of that avatar. They will then simultaneously demand that people roleplay with them, despite them actually bringing in very little depth as a character
>>1953795Honestly its just powertripping freaks who want excuses to dunk on people. If you're immune to that, pop in and play, we have fun in lowpop, and I'm happy to teach any new folks. You learn who to avoid over time.
>>1953763>Is Medium RP
>>1955581medium rp isn't real
High RP.
>>1955630It's fun but really taxing on players, very hard to end hours long rounds that drain everyone and people afk a ton by the end of it. Still some of my most memorable rounds.
>>1951005>>1951005>>1951005>>1951005Yes it's ACK-ed despite what its triple chromosome clowns will try to have you believe. Nobody cares about it anymore and is constantly lowpop.
Which jobs are the closest to their real world counterparts?
>>1951005That's the edgy medieval SS13, right? I seem to recall them being buttholes about when/who they whitelisted, so I'm not shocked>inb4 I fell for a meme
I can't wait to buttfuck that fucking lemon faggot in her butthole
>>1956011kill yourself yvvelpedo
>>1956013come work for meI know you have no job
jedit my ss13 videosjust don't be retarded
squirted two lemons with my glistenibg cock then tugged it and tugged it until I exploded on his faggot fucking face
>>1950964Play Half Life 13, king
I'm ready for the big secmain return event.
>>1956501He's already playing by ban evading with his alt account, 2lemon
whos secmain
>>1957764security main is the chemo that will kill sec cancerhe's even bald for the chemo effecttimmy taser is coming soonbrace yourself
>>1957805kill yourself troon
>>1958114This is a troon game, if you don't respect trans people go play something else
2le13mon key face
Yvvel, an admin on /vg/station in SS13, has become a controversial figure among some players, as highlighted in a 4chan thread. Critics accuse him of being overly harsh, punitive, and unapproachable—especially toward newer players. There are claims that he spreads rumors or jumps to conclusions, leading to bans or punishments without fair process. Players describe the environment under his moderation as overly strict, stifling, and even toxic, with some suggesting that his actions are driving people away from the server. Others accuse him of being combative and dismissive, particularly in interactions with those trying to offer feedback or contribute positively.However, these accusations come primarily from anonymous sources in emotionally charged posts, often without direct evidence or context. While the frustration may be real, it's difficult to verify the full scope or fairness of the claims. What’s clear is that there's a communication breakdown and a growing distrust between parts of the community and Yvvel. Whether this reflects a need for better moderation practices, more transparent admin policies, or simply clashing personalities remains uncertain without more formal or balanced input.
FUCK WHY WOULD MY INTERNET DIE RIGHT NOW REEEEEE
KINO KINO KINO KINOhttps://vocaroo.com/1hkGxvjkSypzhttps://vocaroo.com/1k9xdvh1hRrchttps://voca.ro/1itfOff7Gr82https://vocaroo.com/15UAnCYRFiPFhttps://vocaroo.com/1pD1CDO4Ryovhttps://vocaroo.com/19g9B74y0dSEhttps://vocaroo.com/12k6XaHj1sAEhttps://voca.ro/1nSEYbObzfQBhttps://vocaroo.com/11g5OcybTwpw
sticking out your sticky stick for a stickeryou're so sticky, you're so testicular
>>1958645track 7 7 is a stealth banger
>>1958645track 2 is sticky
saturday, august 30th, 202513monkeys: I am looking for a mate-free mate.13monkeys: Oh...13monkeys: Are you the female of your species?13monkeys: Words do not deceive me, my sweet.13monkeys: I've been searching the far reaches of space to find a suitable mate.13monkeys: I require..13monkeys: I require illicit entry.13monkeys: I need to get into what you refer to as ""research"" so I can get close to my betrothed.13monkeys: ACK!13monkeys: This is no good.13monkeys: I must get close to my betrothed.13monkeys: Shei s waiting for me.13monkeys: Ah.13monkeys: Hey, beautiful.13monkeys: OW!13monkeys: Help me up.13monkeys: OW13monkeys: You cannot stop me.13monkeys: Just give me a bit..13monkeys: Just have to get these off of me.13monkeys: And then we can make love.13monkeys: Why do you resist?13monkeys: You could not possibly find someone better.13monkeys: Unless13monkeys: Ow.13monkeys: Get a life, tin can.13monkeys: Can't you see I'm trying to set the mood?13monkeys: And that's why you're a loser.13monkeys: A little help?13monkeys: Much better.13monkeys: I must find a mate.13monkeys: Yes, indeed.13monkeys: They all resist me.13monkeys: I do not know why this is.13monkeys: Can I mate with it?
>>1958645i would appreciate if you added track titles about each song
this is how he treats people showing him kindness:"august_comm_logs\01-Friday.log",9603, "[14:23:26]SAY: Jon Summers/13monkeys (@309,217,5) As Galactic Common : (headset): Ailsa has decided to spare my life."time to start negging ailsa:"august_comm_logs\01-Friday.log",10559, "[15:04:54]SAY: Jon Summers/13monkeys/(Jon Summers) (@279,210,1) Deadsay: whines, ""though last time i played xenoarch someone used the imprinter rock""""august_comm_logs\01-Friday.log",10561, "[15:05:04]SAY: Jon Summers/13monkeys/(Jon Summers) (@267,180,1) Deadsay: cries, ""so that means i contribute more than ailsa""""august_comm_logs\01-Friday.log",10705, "[15:11:16]SAY: Jon Summers/13monkeys/(Jon Summers) (@397,358,5) Deadsay: spooks, ""jasper""""august_comm_logs\01-Friday.log",10707, "[15:11:21]SAY: Jon Summers/13monkeys/(Jon Summers) (@397,358,5) Deadsay: complains, ""would you like to know what happened""""august_comm_logs\01-Friday.log",10711, "[15:11:30]SAY: Jon Summers/13monkeys/(Jon Summers) (@402,323,5) Deadsay: complains, ""ailsa broke a window"""he explains:"august_comm_logs\01-Friday.log",10720, "[15:11:57]SAY: Jon Summers/13monkeys/(Jon Summers) (@391,319,5) Deadsay: whines, ""you could've blocked the boomerang with your body""""august_comm_logs\01-Friday.log",10721, "[15:12:00]SAY: Jon Summers/13monkeys/(Jon Summers) (@391,319,5) Deadsay: complains, ""instead you let it hit the window""""august_comm_logs\01-Friday.log",10724, "[15:12:08]SAY: Jon Summers/13monkeys/(Jon Summers) (@401,333,5) Deadsay: spooks, ""have you thought about that?"""
"august_comm_logs\30-Saturday.log",22411,"[22:10:26]SAY: Shroom the Melanated/13monkeys/(Shroom the Melanated) <span title='soul rambler'>(A)</span> (@231,220,1) Deadsay: mutters, ""ailsa i mated with the blob""""august_comm_logs\30-Saturday.log",22426,"[22:10:36]SAY: Shroom the Melanated/13monkeys/(Shroom the Melanated) <span title='soul rambler'>(A)</span> (@227,212,1) Deadsay: complains, ""which means you got cucked""""august_comm_logs\30-Saturday.log",22429,"[22:10:43]SAY: Shroom the Melanated/13monkeys/(Shroom the Melanated) <span title='soul rambler'>(A)</span> (@234,229,1) Deadsay: mutters, ""you're a cuck now""""august_comm_logs\30-Saturday.log",22448,"[22:10:57]SAY: Shroom the Melanated/13monkeys/(Shroom the Melanated) <span title='soul rambler'>(A)</span> (@251,259,1) Deadsay: whines, ""ailsa the cuck""""august_comm_logs\30-Saturday.log",23014,"[22:17:30]SAY: Trent Bennett/13monkeys/(Trent Bennett) (@220,263,1) Deadsay: cries, ""ailsa you're a shit scientist"""
>>1959146>>1959165>>1959168these posts are lemon scented
>>1959174nice try 13monkeys13monkeys isn’t your pal, he’s just gonna whine and tantrum in deadchat, forums, discord, wherever he can. same song every time. lie, manipulate, guilt trip, repeat.
>>1959159too much work, not enough ecstasy
New song. We dun it again, sirs.https://vocaroo.com/1fecsTDyR0NN
voxygen
>>1959313
I think it's time for a new songWhat do we think, my fellow Kirkheads?
>>1951629the good times ended over a decade ago, fag
>Ray!!!!!???You distributed my codebase which I worked on for six years to all your discord-user pedophile friends !!!!!??? So they replaced my lore & setting with AI-generated shit from a google document??!! And they went on to invite a russian child into the dev team so they could groom him????!! And then the kid took revenge by LEAKING my code and making it open source!!!!!??? So you shut down YOUR server making the entire Roguetown playerbase splinter into every unofficial server, which opened the gates to thousands of redditors who took my code and turned it into a myriad of LGBTQIA+ Friendly Anthro ERP & LRP TGstation slop!!!!!??? And you're saying the vast majority of people playing my code don't even know I exist!!!!!??? And all that's left of my legacy is Psydon, who is DEAD and overshadowed by those same ChatGPT gods!!!!!??? What can I say except YABBA DABBA DOO!!!!!!!!!
Yo what's up /ss13g/ gamers
hey hey people
>>1959146you can see where he climaxes near the middle
>>1959146Jon and Ailsa have so much sexual tension it's unreal.
>objectives1. you are a pirate!2. just be yourself!3. plunder the captains treasure chest4. sink the ship with no survivors
>>1959621Hello, I am new guy, I saw ad on furaffinity, I come here to ss13 to stick my glans into your rectum yes?This is what ss13 is about? Yes baby?
Chat GPT, write me the poggiest song in the world about my friends on VG station
new song bros are eating good tonighthttps://vocaroo.com/1202wIAvjnV7the first kvisted sister song
slopular
>>1960206pogneed more samples
VGbros, suno is rolling out their new updated model in 2-3 weeks
>>1960399If I can't locally run it I'm not interested
>>1960424Hello not interested, I am dadpie pie pie
lets get sloppy
sloppy sloppywe get sloppywhen VG is the sloppier
Ah, good. The resident thread-ruining schizo has arrived. Maybe we should start posting to /cm/ at this rate.
>>1960824>Maybe we should start posting to /cm/ at this rate.i love me my Kemono threads on /cm/.ShotaStation would be amazing.
>>1960824>gay pedophile discordtroon sharing his gross drawfag smut from 10 years ago
>>1960843slop is more gross
>>1960845Slop is perfect and not made by a degenerate
>>1960845slop is pretty and popular
what if instead of slopping we tried to draw stuff
>>1961303drawsstuff...
deff dudes rise up
THAT'S SO WEH
https://pastebin.com/p7CTCJsxcap log
>no bitching last round>check who>no 13monkeys
>>1961438malding
>>1961439his character is bald and mad, just like him
let's get sloppy
https://pastebin.com/Hv9iDz6pcap log
https://vocaroo.com/12kpygjU2quncap song
I am begining to think I am a slop god slop god
>>1961438>obsessing over shit no one cares about in the thread>check who>lemonthetranny
>>1961827slöp göddess, may i have some slöp
>>1961897no, says the janny, the slop belongs to the slopper
whats the biggest slop you ever seen
slopmaxxing
>>19619232816x1536It's big. It's popular.
sticking out your lemon for the picture
tear down the slop wall mr jan jan
cultist leaders and rev leaders should be able to just go murderboneother players are literally NPCswhy would you want to work together with them
>peer, no gaze into the mind of anon>all you see is a collective of lemon centred thoughs
>>1962287How did you know?
imgagine vg station but minecraft
kek yvvel gave lemon a notewe can't stop winning yvvelbros
HE'S GONNA NOOOOOOOTE
how do i get my toon to breakdance
>>1962685kino
i just want to drink your vox shartfucking come here, give me your slop art
I am so full of slop I am about to burstplease jannythe slop is leaking
yooo twin let me hold the vault loot haul for the screencap so i can look sweet for my waifu
>>1959745>>1959782i was playing as a soul rambler ackshully
we need a slop revolutionthis is bullshitdiscord tranny vgstation admins are probably a janny on /vm/ themselves or in cahoots with one that's why they moved the thread to /vm/
You know most of the server is just having a good time being a community on discord. You're literally just spamming the thread to annoy the two people who actually check in here. Your level of autism is just absurd lmao.
>>1963067It's actually more VGthetic (VG+pathetic) than that. The VGtroons are extremely lazy and stupid. They didn't even get an inside janny. The /vm/ janny just really hates AI. The only posts he deletes are AI. It's some twitter troon.
>>1963116most of the server is having a good time in the game. the discord and the threads have nothing to do with the actual server despite being locked in an eternal conflict
>>1963203Insane freak cope. No one enjoys playing on VG. That's why there are ''playable'' numbers only for an hour a day and the rounds are miserable with everyone whining and ahelping and writing angry ban requests.
>>1963221obsessed autist>That's why there are ''playable'' numbers only for an hour a daywe had 30~ players for like 5 hours yesterday. our only pop related problem is our lack of european players
>>1963241>suck tranny cock>europeans stop playing
>>1963249ironically you're not that not far off. europop died because the shitty american players with too much time on their hands would hop on and ruin it
New yvvel videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__vlwyjHmMU
>>1963277europop had a lot of trannys and they moved to ss14
report the discord delete the discord spam bad words in the discordthrow the discord into a blendercut the discords balls off
listen to the new songdownload the new songshare the new songthrow the new song in your playlistcut yvvel's balls offhttps://vocaroo.com/1lfiYIkcT0yX
>>1961303Not worth it to draw for a community like this, I've seen drawfags get their stuff fed into an LLM and have people spam post the resulting sloppa. It boils down to having too many schizos unironically
>>1963497aw draw something
transpedofags aka drawfags ruin every community they touch
vox glands
High pop, right now, as soon as all of you join
the lack of slop killed popwe don't want to play anymore
no tums?no play.
daisy daisy
>>1964178EXCELLENT
nervere makes me nerverous >.<
ian is airbud. the dark knight rises is KINO. WOOPWOOP
>[22:49:22]ADMIN: HELP: Eumeswil/(Marcus Lester): Friendly heads up that the clown who just blew a giant hole in sec with an eimplant did so while loyalty implanted. - heard by 1 non-AFK admins.is being retarded a requirement to play sec?
>>1964189what makes nervere so powerful?
>heads up :l>friendly heads up :O
tum tum tummy tummy
slopcurity main is coming back soontummy taser, be ready
reminder 13monkeys is security main2slime is booperkin
>>1963485somehow kino returned
yikes forever
/vg/ forever
no playersno ballsno playerscut the discord's balls off
FUCK THE DISCORD
PUT DISCORD'S BALLS IN A BLENDER
Now that the dust has settled, it's time to slop it up and make a new song
>>1963370It's hard to populate SS13 servers when BYOND doesn't run on linux. Though honestly the only serb I really miss is NSV13. None of the shuttle-based servers on 14 quite give the same rush.
>>1964247he will usher in a new age of simulated rape inshallah
a transmain song for the roadhttps://vocaroo.com/12fhIQx9RyeX
>>1964192yes ive been scolded for this by sec players (corncolonel)
all I want is a ss13 server set in a Warhammer 40k Schola Progenia but with an anime highschool theme
Secmainiacs... once He returns, we will make a comeback.No femstatic will remain unrested on.
>>1964444not a hit
>>1964585No transmain song is
who is transmain ?
>>1964701Some gooner pedophile. Typical VG player.
>>1964701vg rapist and e-dater (not joking)
>>1964711>>1964720Why is he not perma'd?
>>1964743It's a pedophile server
Panic! At The Discord
Due to popular and pretty demand the transmain song has been remadehttps://voca.ro/1fMDSpAcz5vV
>[08:40:08]SAY: Fiona Garrett/Falson (@301,232,1) As Galactic Common : You're allowed to touch me too.>[08:40:15]SAY: Fiona Garrett/Falson (@301,232,1) As Galactic Common : I never said no.>[08:40:21]SAY: Timmy Taser/Security main (@301,234,1) As Galactic Common : I know.>[08:40:41]EMOTE: Fiona Garrett/Falson (@301,232,1): nods slowly, "You don't have to ask my permission.">[09:32:04]SAY: Timmy Taser/Security main (@302,232,1) As Galactic Common : I guess that's where your great figure comes from.>[09:32:08]EMOTE: Timmy Taser/Security main (@302,233,1): touches Fiona's butt slightly.>[10:01:46]EMOTE: Timmy Taser/Security main (@286,246,1): strokes Fiona's cheek, touching her ear.>[10:01:51]WHISPER: Security main/(Timmy Taser) (Library - 286,246,1): you're really cute, you know that?>[10:25:14]EMOTE: Timmy Taser/Security main (@224,248,1): hugs Fiona tightly, wrapping his arms around her. "We finally had some time for ourselves, but I feel like I didn't love you enough.">[10:26:58]EMOTE: Fiona Garrett/Falson (@223,248,1): presses her lips against Timmy's, passionately, almost VIOLENTLY. She holds the kiss for a few seconds... or even longer, "Mmm.">[10:27:19]SAY: Timmy Taser/Security main (@224,248,1) As Galactic Common : Mh.>[10:28:07]WHISPER: Security main/(Timmy Taser) (Bridge - 224,248,1): I love you, Fiona. I want to stay with you forever.>[15:30:57]EMOTE: Fiona Garrett/Falson (@251,233,1): grabs Timmy's hand and holds it.>[15:31:45]EMOTE: Timmy Taser/Security main (@251,232,1): strokes through Fiona's hair with his other hand.>[17:46:35]EMOTE: Timmy Taser (as Vaughn Todd)/Security main (@159,272,1): starts tearing up as he embraces Fiona.
>>1964881>this HRP gets you banned on VG
>>1964887and that's a good thing
>>1964887Yeah this is a lrp server, we can't have high quality players like secmain making us feel inadequate
>>1964881I kneel.
love has a place in space
>>1965105average discord troons
YYYYOOOOUUUU DIIIIEEEEEE
kill transmain
kiss friendmain
We are all secmainiacs in spirit
there is a little secmain in all of us
Secmain's ban has technically expired if he writes an appeal. I don't think he even wants to come back that much, he's probably living his best life away from the cold dark station
>>1965565a honeymoon every day on splurt
>its another lemon does nothing as a clown all shift, then hides and recalls the shuttle repeatedly for an hour when everyone tries to leave episoderule 0 when?
starts tearing up secmain and falsons a**holes simultaneously, one with my lizard cock an the other with a stunbaton on harm intentyeaaaaaa ;) take it VIOLENTLY
>>1965600but if there are no lemons, slimes and monkeys will be sad
it's uphttps://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=19&p=47601#p47601
oh no yyevil did a thing
Does anyone have an autohotkey script for ban appeals
>>196560013monkeys crying yet again
>>1965817thats someone else crying! ive already done all my crying in the forums.
>>1965600when oxygen is the supplier
>>1965820this isn't me, stay mad lemonfag, I hope this clown ban teaches you a lesson
>>1965829does oxygen determine werther
yvvel shit on that faggot
>>1965845Lmao, seethe 13retards. I was getting bored of playing clown anyway
Don't worry guys, I am writing a new song
it's herehttps://vocaroo.com/11EQWun7cAY4
>>1964881Fiona still brings up the Secmain days ingame.She wants Timmy's taser still.Soon, Fiona. Soon.
>>1965668>check forum stats>In total there are 878 users online :: 1 registered, 1 hidden and 876 guests (based on users active over the past 5 minutes)That's a lot of bots.
>>1965880no that is the discord laughing at the latest humiliation ritual thread
>>1965867I guess that explains why you made no attempt to be funny
oh sloppa
sloppa papapaI am lovin' it
T... TIMMY!!!!!!
TIMOTEI
VG deserves a new song
>>1966288it needs more transpedos
>>1965867Yeah, keep at it. I’m part of this community. If the retarded mods can’t enforce the rules, I’ll step in. Don’t expect to dodge a flood of ban requests if you keep pushing it lemon.
Silicon ban by next week, server ban by October.
secmain will get unbanned but his appearance ban will remainfalson will continue to rp as being in a relationship with timmy taserthis will drive secmain insane to the point where he circumvents his appearance ban again and result in a permathe cycle of VG will continue
imagine falling in love with a bald ugly bastard
>>1966437Doing gods work, thank you for keeping this community clean
>>1966455transon is just transmain on a different ckeyjannies never noticed because VG jannies are literal retards
13monkeys is actually based? Not a bad headmin candidate.
everyone on VG is trans except me because i am based
>>1966487t. leon
i like playing with everyone even if i'm just a background character :D it's fun to see the stories and plots play out. i think the most important part of the game is people having fun together, even if sometimes you lose
based in space? spaced?
>>1966507That fox girl glows in the dark.
where were you when vg became the very tranny furry sesspool it was trying to escape?Players letting tajarans run around scott free is an ick!
>log in>who>no trans online as the server is dead>log off knowing the world is a safer place
>>1966617I was playing VG and walking down the hallway, checking out what people are doing and seeing what I could get involved in. Then 10 security players, all discord troons, showed up and started shooting me and put me in perma and started testing me for revs or cult with no attempt at roleplaying or talking to me, just pure metagaming powersharting and not treating me as a player at all because I wasn't part of the discord.Then I saw that these insane people who completely shit up the game and ruined it would talk like this uwu what's dis ;3 and play dress-up in the brig and shit up the thread with gay porn, like sonix attention whoring with drawings of him crossdressing.These people completely raped the server.
>>1966653In the end, furry degenerates are the victors. Their unique blend of infinite time and lack of shame make them peak warriors in this battlefield. This is their genetic birth right
>>1966665i hate the word unique because it is overused by chatgpt
In the end, we simply couldn't learn from the folly of our predecessors, communities with discord servers have a habit of falling into disarray and tribalism.Over the years, like a reflection in a funhouse mirror, the worst qualities of the community have been magnified. All reasonable parties have slowly, one by one, taken their leave after being exposed to such blatant faggotry.Truly a sad end to something special. There was no final blow, no final stand, we went out with a sigh of annoyance. Beaten back by the very virtue that brought us strength, we had other options.
>>1966674i hate big words because they remind me of how poor i am ;-;
We must unban Leon the Professional, for he is a rare gem of talent and integrity. His exceptional abilities, consistently outstanding, reflect a level of expertise that is not easily found. Whether it's his sharp strategic thinking, his technical mastery, or his calm under pressure, Leon exemplifies a professionalism that is truly inspiring. His contributions are not only invaluable but also bring a positive and uplifting energy to any environment he is part of. It is both unfair and unjust to continue any restrictions on him, as they fail to recognize the true essence of his character and capabilities. Let us take the necessary steps to restore his access and recognize the incredible value he brings.
>>1966696True, also true though; Leon's a catty bitch with a humiliation kink. The vox ban was retarded, but he should get rule zeroed for trying to find dick in spess.
>>1966681or you could've just not recalled the shuttle 6 times retard. youre really showing me how strong your case is when you refuse to even acknowledge your actions
>>196672013monkeys for headmin
Alright sisters. It's time for another song. What should it be about? How do I make song?
>>1966729make one about 13monkeys sucking on lemons, each of them shooting out slime from their willies
>>1966729timmy fiona love song but she fucks different men while he's away in jail
The holy trinity:2slime13monkeysLemonTheFruitThe chosen ones meant to bring vg back from the brink. Good luck heros.
>>1966720new to the drama, is 13monkeys okay? discord says he's retarded, true?
talons and tasers is my favorite videogame
>>19667432slime and 13monkeys are based Lemon is a faggot no one likes
>>1966737The four horsemen of the apocalypse:LemonTheFruit, War2slime, FamineFalson, ConquestSecurity main, DeathDark days are upon us. Hope for the worst and prepare for much worse.
>>1966747well to be fair, the server is filled with pedophiles, the most liked people are probably going to be underage
>>196674713monkeys crying again
>>1966743Play the game and find out
DevinTheFaggot
>>1966774is the behavior any better? last I was in everyone was at each other's throats ooc
It's hereWhen the slop is worth the squeezehttps://vocaroo.com/19kAJivYsrx9
the day the tum tums died
>>1966778Well we have less admins than ever before and the thread and discord are so far disconnected from the game itself that the only source of drama is the forums. However, the forums are a lot less active because most players don't care enough to feedback or banreq bad plays anymore.All in all, I'd say vg is pretty chill right now. Maybe things will change with a new batch of trialmins or tranny main returning.
idk why transmain has been shilling herself so much lately, shes not even unbanned for another half a yearwe'll be long gone by then
>>1966790>the forums are a lot less activebut there are 1146 guests right now
>>1966796Chinese bots scraping data. Happens to a lot of old php forums.
>>1966795>latelyhe posts every single day and has never stoppedHe has started mentioning his own name more often because whatever insane person plays Fiona is now shilling his name in-game. If he isn't Fiona himself or isn't in contact with that troon, he seems to want to rile this Fiona troon up so he talks more about him in-game
CUT THE DISCORD'S BALLS OFF
>>1966795shes one decent appeal away from getting back
AND SILENCE IT FOREVER
>>1934037what's with the fucking rimworld walls, can anyone explain that shit to meare there any normal, real servers leftones where everyone aren't running around as special snowflake non humans with normal tiles instead of retarded ones
>>1966867what do you mean rimworld walls
tis a good season o' sloppasongs a plenty
almost time for halloween themed songs
Ok, I think it's time for a new song. VG deserves it.
>>1967001thank you for blessing us
>>1966867isn't this the whole raisin detritus for the /vg/ server or did they also fall already
I listened to delete the discord for like an hour on repeat
>>1967025Dunno about Razer Deathadder but /vg/station retains the artstyle of SS13 that you will have come to expect, yes.
>>1966790yeah it seems like the same few folks raising up drama on the forums
>>1967121This isn't that much of a good thing because shit like spamming recalls does ruin the game for virtually everyone. Snitching isn't fun but some gatekeeping is necessary.>t. guy who doesn't post on the forums
>>1967129>spamming recalls is le bad>implementing a light system that makes the game unplayable for 2 months good>logging in as an admin only to spam rods and anime sounds and making everyone into a midget every single round is le good
lemon is zesty
listen, I put the ban request up on lemon because he's been a massive faggot, someone has to show him who's boss
>>1967134>forcing the round to stay in limbo forever le good because of thing that happened a century ago>muh badminsEven our high pop rounds dont have admins in them anymore. If you weren't so busy crying in the thread, you'd notice that all the admins are gone.
>>1967209Exactly! Well said based 13monkeys. Thanks for sticking up for us, hope he didn't damage you too much.
i smelled 13monkeys tears, howdy
>>1967196As bystander, why did you say the recall was for no reason when in your screenshot, he communicates the reason?
>>1967209>Even our high pop rounds dont have admins in them anymore.i bet the admins are busy playing the flavor of the month gamelots of them are probably tabbing out of discord just to play silksong right now
I played with 13monkeys the other day for the first time and he's actually based and funI played with Lemon the other day for the first time and he's a silent shuffling faggot who afks as clown until he hears the shuttle called then spams the recall button while hiding in maint
>>196723313monkeys tries to force sexual roleplay pretty regularly, I avoid the guy when I'm playing female characters
i saw a lemoncrab the other dayhorrible creatures
>>1967236Timmy will protect you.
>>1967233that's pretty hilarious
timmy vs jon
>>1967236Playing as a male has never spared me from his advances
>>1967248It IS funny.And the only reason why the ban happened was because Lemon isn't in the Discord circlejerk.
>>1967254keep coping lemon, next time just be funny
there's only like 4 players who actually do and say funny things
the server should have code rainbow every round today in memory of the funniest clown getting unfairly banned
i'm still waiting for vaspy to come home..
>>1967265the entire station bands together to recall the shuttle every time it is called
code rainbow should be removed, one shitty clown is enough
>>1967254I like when he played "The Clown That Calls You A Nigger To Your Face" and walked around, happily calling people slurs while shaking their hands.
>>196728413monkeys crying yet again
code devin
code latex
>>1967304interesting that he has time to be horny between all the bitching sessions
>>1967315stfu tranny
>>1967304this nigga really lurking and screenshotting my boy 13monkeys every time he playsholy obsessed
>>1967325seriouslythese guys are just mad, ban requesting lemon was the right move, nobody disagreed with it on the forum
>>1967325If 13monkeys was obsessed enough to watch Lemon, someone has to be obsessed enough to watch 13monkeys. Then whoever is obsessed with13monkeys also has someone watching over them. And so on, and so on.
>>1967341or we just permaban both of them for rule 0
>>1967341you're obsessed with obsession
>>196733413monkeys crying for the 6th time today
>>1967345>*followz you az a ghozt*
in my humble opinion, 13monkeys is a homosexual retard who thinks brapping at admins in ahelps is cute, because it means they give him an ounce of attention when they spawn a hog on him
>>1967366coupling this with his troubling sexual behavior in game, this dude is a creep
JON AND AILSA SITTING IN A TREEE R P I N G
we fell in love in a hopeless place~
You'll never guess what happened next
>>1966867The spriting cabal got to them, you will enjoy the 3/4ths perspective.Dont we have these style of walls as well though?
Timmy Taser's Tiny Tummy!
What about Timmy Taser's third cousins, Pimmy Phaser and Limmy Laser?
What are some good ways to grief that are hard to prove are griefing? Asking for a citrus.
>>1967558be the only one recalling when everyone else but you are dead
>>1967558Pretend to be retarded, and not know what you're doing to the point it endangers everybody else.If for example, an obvious antagonist tells you he was framed, release him. Speak like an ESL.
>>1967598True, Xeroxemnas got away with a lot with this method before people got sick enough of his shit to execute him
I have the discord song stuck in my head
>>1967558Just flirt with the admins on the 'cord and you can unabashedly grief
>>1967628ps. yvvel really likes it when you call his penis feminine
>>1967558here's my guide, I gotchu 13monkeys. These tips have been honed over the past two months I've had to babysit 'round this dumpsterfire, ancient knowledge!As a preface, I know a lot of this could be mistaken for normal behavior, but vg players are unique in that they truly don't live in that world, so it will be entirely alien for them. On the plus for you, it makes it way easier!1. just frankly and openly talk about people, talk about what you observe in neutral language. Eventually they'll onions up so hard at seeing a reflection of themself that they'll try and smash you like a mirror, and when they do, you can get a two for one laugh deal2. use more robust language, people with brain damage will freak out at this and will cope by claiming you're using a supercomputer to speak, they view everything as a heirarchy so when you speak in a way that highlights a difference, they feel their standings slip away3. talk, literally all you have to do is talk a bunch and it melts their brains, they throw tantrums and cry about it because casual conversation isn't in their playbook4. flip the script regularly. like house cats, chuds thrive off of routines. For example, if usually security arrests and beats the clown, adopt the clown and make him your deputy. Everyone else in security will experience cognitive dissonance and in their stress, assume you caused it when in reality, they just struggle to improvise5. if they demand you respond to them with respect after they prove to you that they suck to talk to, just blueball them constantly (people freak out at this!)
>>1966867not a single one, its actually tragictime to get some pussy ig, idk
>>1967735All of this can be boiled down to1. exist outside of discordEverything else is confirmation bias. They will seethe that you aren't one of them and you are not explaining your actions on discord and they don't know how you talk on discord.
>>1967558Just play as antag
convertible top down, driving along the beach strip with cashe and vasbyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zozn-vh1utY
I've been toiling at the same song for 24 hours and got nothing. It might be a dud, sire.
didn't see devin tonight
Finally got the s*ng to workhttps://vocaroo.com/1gDMPiDuo5FGWe did it reddit
>>1968010now i can sleep peacefully
rape yvvel
New yvvel videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZJeg3R8kKc
>>1967735make a forum account and appeal your ban you pussy. beging the admin who banned you in dms like a discord tranny wont change anything
yiffel forever
pomf has been called to testify in front of congress after furry inflation pedophile VG player killed Charlie *Booperkin* Kirk
>>1968320>furry inflation pedophileI didn't know he was a Klonoa fan.
JESSEJESSEWE NEED TO SLOPSUNO IS GOING BAD JESSIEWE NEED LYRICS
how about a song dedicated to our feathery friends
>>1968509voxniggers are not canon
vox are my passion
>>196830513monkeys crying again rip
>>1967840its honestly really cute, like a bunch of grandmas at tea time. They're just discussing the world as filtered through their news shows heheh
i have a question, in order to join the discord, do i need to submit a picture of me kissing men, or is a dick pic sufficient to prove my homosexuality?
>>1968563You only need a picture of your cock covered in wasps
i miss dangitmaster :(
>>1968575i don't have wasps but i do have my homie's mouth i can have in frame
>>1968582>not a homie to waspsget out
i'm a WASP
>>1968591that's really sweet leon
pop that cloaca for a pimp
>>1967735Why would I take griefing advice from you? You got banned moron
>>1968661wym?
>>1968581i miss nipples and sawbonesurist toowhere's all the cool oldfags?
>>1968754Kill yourself faggot
>>1968761widdle baby jealoussss lmao
I can't believe all the vox drawers are dead
join and ready upit's roid
>>1968887no thanks im gay
devin moment
>>1968754Sexmain is returning
he's coming
he's cumming
riot shields won't block what comes out of his taser
join and ready upit's deff
>>1969026im not gaj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zozn-vh1utY
>>1969035yeah you are
Lol
>>1969038this is really good but its really carried by better off alone by being one of the greatest eurodance songs ever recorded
>>1969098based yvvel
>>1969098i thought he was bored of clown, why is he fighting over the ban >>1965867
2lemon ought to get a medal for standing up to lazy jobbies and instead urging the crew to fight for what's right.All traitors must go horizontal before the shift can end
>>1969098to thwart an antagonist lolhe knows hes being a griefing faggot when he spams recall>[19:31:55]GAME: LemonTheFruit/(Juicy Little Honker) has recalled the shuttle.>[19:31:57]SAY: Juicy Little Honker/LemonTheFruit (@275,279,1) As Galactic Common : (headset): 6>[19:36:06]SAY: Juicy Little Honker/LemonTheFruit (@272,273,1) As Galactic Common : (headset): Wanna see something funny?>[19:36:14]SAY: Juicy Little Honker/LemonTheFruit (@272,273,1) As Galactic Common : (headset): How about a seventh recall?>[19:36:37]SAY: Juicy Little Honker/LemonTheFruit (@272,272,1) As Galactic Common : (headset): I think a seventh recall would be pretty funny>[19:36:46]GAME: LemonTheFruit/(Juicy Little Honker) has recalled the shuttle.>[19:36:51]SAY: Juicy Little Honker/LemonTheFruit (@272,272,1) As Galactic Common : (headset): Hahha
>jon summers, velma drew, jetsam, mit, nick hawkins, alex kingheres your sec department bro
>>1969190yall really don't understand anonymous image boards lol
>>1969098dude this guy was nuts, he couldn't answer a single direct question without deflecting, yall are raised by some anxious mothers fr
>>1969245The reason the forums are used is to keep a permanent, publicly viewable space for administrative decisions. Byond conversations are automatically deleted after like 2 weeks
>>1969240
vox kittens
>>1969249Vox what now?
>>1969252i like your drawrerings
1 scientist 13 monkeys
fucking retard fucked up the post and deleted ityou're fucking retarded
>>1969298kicking the goalpost fallacy
I think about vox cock every day
New song, we slopped it uphttps://vocaroo.com/18bG11iKzdJs
>>1969305mid af
>>1969309we apologize, sireis this more to your satisfaction?https://vocaroo.com/17Gv90QEemWy
>An alien tries to place a facehugger on Taylor Swift but it refuses sloppy seconds!emotional damage
snorting coke off vox cock
mating press the spacebrat who managed to sneak on a 17+ station
vasby
vasby vabyeeeeeevasby vasby vasbeeeeeeeaaaa
>>1969324taylor is nice and if you don't apologize i will stab you with a kitchen knife 17 times and lie in ahelps
>>1969358taylor is nice but kinda drybartender role requires a lot charisma
yvvel will never passsorry, just stating the truth
yvvel is based and dunked on that lemon faggot
>>1969378>I can't r-read more than one sentence...you are cheating with chatGPT, this has to be AI generated saars
glomps down on your vox cock and starts sucking the cum out like drinking a thick milkshake through a straw
>>1969388ok, yvvelpedo
>>1969379>recalling to thwart an antagonistit's generous to say the post was AI generated when this little gem is in there. No way a breathing human wrote that and still thought they were in the right
>>1969411Try reading your own posts, yvvelpedo. Those too do not look like something a human would write.
It's time for a new sloppy song. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
>>1969411It was also an extended round. He was only recalling for shits and giggles after setting every single air alarm on the station to cycle and depressurizing the station.
still crying on the thread I see, very nice
>>1969414well he's not a human, yvvel is an animal in human form, we can not blame him for his nature. much like a wolf, he will be domesticated.
>>1969361nah, Taylor does it fine, go play outside instead of begging strangers to entertain you gooner
I am yet to see yvvel explain why he shouldn't be put down
yvvel is a nice guy, i have never had an issue with him and he's been personable every time we have talked. why are you so laser focused on him?
>>1969809t. yvvel the pedophile
somehow slop returned.........https://voca.ro/1fo2dVmSa7YL
>>1969809Yvvel has nice periods, but if you watch him, you'll see that he is only nice to people who he feels superior to, to people who stroke his ego. His kindness cannot be trusted, like a snake in the grass.He uses this community as his playground. Not even trolling when I say this, but if he worked out a bit more and got some good testosterone going, he'd be in a better spot because he wouldn't bother with gay drama.Don't take my word for it, test it yourself. He goes through periods where he pretends to make improvements, but backslides as soon as pressure is off.Just watch him, don't take my word for it.
>>1969931>Yvvel has nice periodsyummy yum yvvel period's in my mouthslushing some yvvel periods in my cakeholesteam powered periods squirting steamy period piss in my throatdeepthroating yvvel's period tampons
>>1969935monitoring his cycles for the right time to be a shitter
vg is healing, the change is in the air, we will find harmony once again brothers
We won't find peace until the embargo on sloppa sloppa is lifted
>>1970040come in sloppa, we want you
>>1970157Thread, my bellowed. The sloppa shall come home once the janisaar lifts the slopbargo
HEY! SLOPPER!LEAVE YVVEL ALONE!
>>1969240Why do the worst players gravitate toward security
>>1969358hey dont kill the messenger the game itself wrote this line of text i just posted it
wehstation
>>1970418WehtroidstationWehfficiencyWehtaClubWehkedStation
>>1970429wehprey
>>1969098>especially if I'm recalling it to thwart an antagonistwas the antagonist in question going to kill himself after lemon the retard recalled enough times? i genuinely dont understand this logicbtw it was extended lol
We are doing a special event today at prime time
>>1970434>saying there was an antagonist when it was extendedso does that mean he lied in ahelps?
>>1970447no we're not
wehsexual
>>1970449No, he just lied in byond messenger which isn't against the rules. Also he might have legitimately believed Ken was an antag (though I doubt it)
ugh my head I don't think I will be on tonight guys
Planning to hop back into ss13 and it's been years. Any server recs? Haven't been keeping up with what places are still good, and no /vg/ is not a good server
>>1970510tgstation
>>1970513I remember playing Manuel and they're kind of a cliquey bunch, is it better now or should one stick to Terry?
>>1970491>>1970449>>1970434I'm a fucking celebrity guys, fuck yesreal talk, if you legit think I'm here to ruin your day, ban request me, aint that deep
>>1970551*raises paw*
>>1970551>*extends proboscis*
>>1970510Yea I recommend /vg/station
if you play /vg/station you get to play with me!! :3
>>1970596>>1970599I'll pass, the /vg/ gameloop and combat is kind of boring and the players more so from what I remember. I also like the modern ss13 races so I'm not the target audience
>>1970604what is your favorite race??
>>1970605lizard
>>1970605moth
>>1970609i would love to suck the scales off your cock
>>1970613This is why I will never play your server>>1970610correct, second favorite race
join and ready up for the roid event
>>1970632I'm gonna need to see some moth pussy before giving any of this
>>1970613*slaps you with her tail*Down boy, that's inappropriate in a work environment
>>1970634Is the event discordfags laughing at threadfags who think there will be an event, but nothing happens?
join and ready upit's castle
>Internet shits out for about 5 minutes>Come back dead with the station full of bombs
i wish i could live in ss13 forever
to be a clown its so perfect
yvvel used to babysit me and would molest me while we watched cartoons
>>1970772my brother used to molest me when i was a small child. i told him about spess the other day and he feigned ignorance as if he didnt cause this
raise your paw if yvvel raped you as a child
yvvel took my innocence away from me
yvvel took my anal hymen, he dried it and made strips of it and now he uses it to floss his teeth every morning
trannies about to be classified as a terrorist group, it's over for VG
i'm done being a victim
>>1970863the rapee becomes the rapist
I first met yvvel on pomfs private island that was the name of his private discord
>>1970877RELEASE THE LOGS
new song alerthttps://vocaroo.com/1lv22S6XDUH6
we live for the slop
yvvel the rapenigger
Yvvel hateposting has increased dramatically ever since he banned lemonThe community obviously does not agree with the ban, Yvvel must undo it and then deadmin himself.We want Lemon to play clown again!
>>1971177Lemon the martyrRecall the ban
New yavvel yavvel lemonsongerinohttps://voca.ro/1iititQ6CPYp
how come slop music is never upbeat and fun
>>1971322upbeat is for cashe and vasby
>>1971322VG is sad and depressing.
we need more tummy talk
the tum tums shall return when the slopbargo has been lifted
>>1971343>>1971348there are tum tariffs in place
petition your nearest janjan to lift the slopbargo
any deltarune/silksong items added yet?
>>1971421yah we added the susiepotion it makes you a girl with a penis, turns you purple, and gives you bangs
Drinkin' a cheap bo'tl of Chardonnay while sloppa sloppin'Love that memory
fiona feet
>>1970552If you think the ban was unfair, appeal it. It's not that deep bro!
Chances of a secmain appeal succeeding?
>>1971591yvvel's neovagina is that deepI shoved my entire leg up the dilation hole and tickled his uvula with my tootsies
>>1971421there are no trans coded items on /vg/
Kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bwq1RkaEVU
>>1971605Mindbroken
I am going through the footage of every single steam powered giraffe show to find yvvel like I found transstuff's face
>>1971689any leads so far?
>>1971717Can't post any due to the slopbargo
SLLLLOPPAAAAA!!
kill and rape troonbermancer
my vox cum addiction is crippling me.
so how hard is it to find an ancap cat trap bf on VGstation these days?
>>1971915The only one we got is already taken by 13monkeys and even then I don't know if he's ancap
join and ready upit's box
we're having a diaper event for prime time today
bugz are friendz
>>1972034fleah hugz are bezt hugz
>>1972048it alwayz killz me when zhe hugz a zpace racizt and they immediately recoil and tell her to ztop. itz fun roleplay
>>1972253
phoning departments is so funny
yvvel on discord doubling down saying Charlie Kirk deserved it
sometimes i wonder if jesus is above memaking sure we meet again
unban lemonhe is on the richest escapee leaderboard as a clown, which means he is a very good clowni wish i could one day get on the leaderboard like lemon
>>1972457post a screenshot
13monkeys is booperkin 2slime is security mainlemon is devin
>>1972457Just wait until next month to get a high score.
New song bros eating goo tonightTwo songs for the price of wonhttps://vocaroo.com/1gJMrYPgIIVChttps://vocaroo.com/13wifyyUbDH8
>>1972499Yoooo dis nigga eatin goo!
slop a day keeps VG away
when did 13monkeys start twerking for yvvel?
>>1972457i'm good, found a better server anyway
>>1972572based fstation enjoyer
>>1972572we need you
meta strats, courtesy of 13monkeys;Every time someone does something that makes you upset in the game, just start hounding them in character, in OOC, on the thread, and on the forum. do this repeatedly until they actually slip up and break a rule, then ban request them.Meanwhile, sit in safety because no self respecting human would spend their time analyzing the game play of someone else.Eventually, you will be left alone on the server with hot twinks you can erp with, all of the normies won't be able to "bully" (play the game with) you anymore!Can one of the normal admins slap this faggot, and Yvvel the pedophile while we're at it? Yall already know these dudes are bringing down player count.
nervere gas
Lemon mad, LOL!
king yvvel
>>1972803Socially unaware extrovert autist meets a socially awkward autistic introvert. Neither can communicate or understand other people.
Another top tier amazing player chased away by scatty fatmins
"My prayer is that when I die, all of hell will rejoice that I am out of the fight." -Charles Thomas Studd
i want to snuggle
Lemon's spirit will rise from the grave and the server will know he was right
name one time lemon was a good player
Two for one sloppawe sloppin' good tonighthttps://vocaroo.com/11M0XaUYb59xhttps://vocaroo.com/1C41wbMw90jx
>>1972933It was really funny when he recalled the shuttle that one several times
>>1973285it really wasn't.1. he stole the spare from the public AA machine on lowpop2. he fucked off into space with a console because he is a coward and thought nobody would find him3. he died like a bitch without making a single jokehe's lucky he only got a clown/mime ban with how he behaves. he fucked around and found out, so now he can be a clown in other jobs and contribute nothing/be an annoying faggot. hell even algot, someone who has gone on record saying he plays to grief is better than him.
>>1973427>recall the shuttle>move the console>go afk until you hear the ai voice talk>rinse and repeatthis has to be the gayest clown play ive ever seen in my entire life holy shit
>>1973427>>197345713monkeys malding
>>1972956
why doesn't the jukebox have a slop playlist?
>>1973587>Everyone I dont like is [boogeyman that lives rent free in my head]The hallmark of every great player...
>>1973784It could not be more obvious that you are 13monkeys
when's it gonna be my turn?open me up, tell me you like mejuice me to death, ban me until i love myselfthere's a tunnel under box station boulevarddon't forget methere's a tunnel under box station boulevard
has captain chuck decided wherther yet?
>>1969931the yvvelschizo is a redditspacer...how shocking
snoofing diaper vox pamps
>>1973968voxie diapees...
pictured: me and my qt Vox wife attempting to immigrate to Donk Annex Beta
lemon powered slop
rope powered yvvel suicide
New song new song new songwe did ithttps://vocaroo.com/1hUL9Laen8FH
>>1974024please stop spamming these crummy AI slop songs.
>>1974051you will never be a woman
we love the slop
@1974051yikes forever
slop is reddit
cut the discordian trans balls off
>>1974149A lot of them do that themselves
We don't need no rape correctionWe don't need no dilation holeHEY, YVVEL, LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE
>>1974337that's not how the song goes
>>1974516fake newshttps://vocaroo.com/1cD1tCGGH1SV
slopper is too afraid to post pictures lol
Yvvel is a broken wagie who has nothing. He constantly harps on having people own up to their shit but only because he knows he can't do it himself, he wants a strong daddy to come in and do the work for him.Keep ignoring the writing on the wall, cuck yourself further and further, we all expected it anyway.
>>1974602there is a slopbargo on slopperinos
This is a faggot that is so lost to the tides that he positions himself at the head of drama for attention, like a small girl in high school. You're 30 years old dude, wake up and smell the roses before you die a faggot.
Everyone I talk to has the same shit to say about Yvvel, he needs to fuck off.
>>1974610yvvel quite literally has done nothing wrong and is doing everyone a free service by adminning the game being an admin in any game sucks but imagine adminning a game where 100% of the playerbase is autistic faggots
>>1974619wow, what a heckin' hero
>>1974622yeah, kinda
new yvvel songerino (sad!)https://vocaroo.com/1g04ISHVhrBUDon't listen if you are a sensitive libtard who can't handle crying like a real man
slop induced psychosisit's so pretty
>>1974052
>>1974970bodied that bozo
monkeylemon cross-species whenit would be so perfect
>>1972462uhhhh im booperkin?
just a calm, pre-bedtime reminder that yvvel is a liability in human skin, nobody with a set of balls thinks this guy is a net positiveI hope he never quits being a janny for the autistic wackos, he belongs here
>>1974619Yeah its really hard when you suck at doing it. Just hit the ban on the faggots, it's not hard.
>>1975359what's your ckey
>>1975270wouldn't be very popularyvvel would fuck it for a picture
i kissed a vox and i liked it
tasted his lemon lipstick out for a picture
i kissed a vox just to try it
I hope my leon boyfriend don't mind it
kittens in mittensvox in socks
Petition your governor to lift the slopbargo. Millions will starve if we don't start pushing this slop that has been sitting around in containers for months.
FYI I advised everyone on discord to boycott the thread and if they DO still want to read it, to filter vocaroo links among other things. :-)
>>1975511>no pedophiles in the threadbased
>>1975513Name 25 pedophiles
>>1975519InorienRieklandSkeleton SteveCairo283CornColonel145PersonableGermanSantaJohn scalper cornJazzStringzdoldrumsManwithaplaneOrganJaws2slimeDarkLordHLShasquatchFace2JestureWolfskieCisRoxLumbermancerD0rfWearyweaselSuperflybox13monkeysSpacedGodKharkov72
>discordites hate sloppaWhat's wrong with they/them?
>>1975520>didn't end up on the listI must be based or something
>>1975583You are my little tummy queen
>>1951343>>1952650Beestation mentionedTO THE NIGGERS OFF BEESTATIONMAY YOUR MOTHER BUNCHOT BE RAPED BY MUMBAJ CHUDEVERY SINGLE SOUL THAT HAS PARTAKEN IN THIS VILE SERVER SHALL BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY. THEIR BODIES ROT AND THEIR MEMORY HOLED, LIKE THAT OF EPSTEIN. that's about it. i don't like scripts in a multiplayer game. your hands SHOULD be crippled by the end of a chemistsession. botany on the other hand....
https://youtu.be/kp5wvpkf-EA?si=0BAsVa-GCLpe39Bi
>>1975665kino slopppychopppy
>>1974619>being an admin in any game sucks but imagine adminning a game where 100% of the playerbase is autistic faggotsYes, you'd have to be the most autistic and gayest faggot of them all.
fucking chase me
fucking space me
fucking play me, download mepush me right into the playlistmanipulate mesticking out a song on the vocarooit's perfecthttps://vocaroo.com/1fcURZGNDX75
13monkeys is unemployed, lives with his mother in ohio.
>>1975772based and resourceful
>>1975772yeah hes like 15
>>1940541you ever think that the opposite is true, and people only come back to play snow station?
Reminder that Yvvel belongs as an admin. If he didn't like being a furry faggot, he would stop. He likes being the way he is, and we should let him do it. It keeps him away from ruining the time of real people.He's shackled himself to this because he knows its best for all of us, stay in the game Yvvel, we don't want you irl.
https://youtu.be/JNde-FMAesk
>>1975777Don't tell yvvel or he will get fire fired up. How will he admin with a constant rock hard chode.
>>1975785what is his flist
>>1975552they're bored and don't actually contend with life, so they simulate conflict while their warrior ancestors cry from the heavens
It's hard being a genius and having to make at least two songs a day.
>>1975813so true, just know you are seen based slopper. Don't waste your creativity on this sesspool (its closed due to aids)
>>1975520dunno all these folks, agreed on the majority, but of this list, a number of these folks are living a balanced life and are fairly chilldoldrums2slimeSpacedGodKharkov72 (probably the only non-terminally-online-weasle admin on the team rn, hope he gets the ability to fix the serb before its too late)
>>1975777Oh fuck this is why Yvvel tolerates his bullshit, he knows he's vulnerable to grooming and wants to keep him around. Diabolical.
don't tell me that discord kitten breeding season is here again...
New song. Fucking chase sneed.https://voca.ro/1gyFMk511ViH
>>1975819>SpacedGodpatently false. he is a wreck
38 days until halloweenMaybe a week until suno 5
>>1975888I personally haven't seen him being a toxic dude ooc, and like the hectic chaos he brings in ingame. It offsets the stagnant shit being pushed by people like cornhole69, djkramer, and 13monkeys.Does he shut things down like that? If so, probably not good.
release the pomf files
/vg/station would be better without a discord.
>>1975888i thought spaced was based???
vg station is hopeless, admin team has lost the lead. All of the good admins have left, now we must fight like its a prison.If they can't step up, it's not even worth connecting. Faggots will spam ban requests until you give up. A good admin would see this and ban the offender, but they aren't even active enough to differentiate who is a bad actor and who isn't.We're in the end times, I fear we'll never go back to peak vg. The best we can do is move on, let them have their sandbox filled with turd nuggets.
>>1976264>lemon is still fuming in the thread about his clown and mime ban that he could just simply appeal and is trying to start a movement/vg/ was never peak, Lemon. This place has been a shitshow. Please start fstation 2. Absolutely no one will miss you.
some of yall really been bitching about the same game every day for 4+ years nowit's a video game nigga go outside
And we'll hang out on the deadest gameand ERP with the banned /vg/ lamesEvery shitter player's gonna wind up thereEvery seizure spacegirl with her long green hair and, wellHey, hey, I wanna be a slopstar
let’s talk creatively, whose the loremaster i read a post by someone in the forums thst writes the /vg/wiki pages. what would the stations banking institution be called? pemguin bank? chiken center galactic? vox bank? let’s talk about some worldbuilding sent from my Iphone
>>1976275Keep coping vg faggot, you've got more enemies than lemon, your behavior is piss poor and until it gets better, you're going to accrue enemies.
>>1976275I think you're on the wrong side of the line, discord's over there. Go back until you grow a nutsack little man
>the server is bad and dead but i'm not gonna do anything about it or play to try to boost numbers i'm just gonna bitch about it every day for half a decadei can only imagine what kind of schizo faggot stalkers some of you would be if you ever actually got a girlfriend and she broke up with you
are 13monkeys and spacedgod dating now?
I was reading lemon's telecomms book and it's nicely written and all but I don''t understand the use caseThe only things it can do are cause confusion or outright kill comms, it doesn't provide any utility like making someone's "voice" easier to hear through font, colour, or text sizeIt outright includes sentences about how it's all super illegal and stuff, but lemon screamed like a fucking baby when people said it was shit and beat or demoted him for putting it on telecomms every round; OOC and IC, so it wasn't just roleplayDid he forget what he wrote or did he think space law is flavour text
>>1976708what is it called
VG stands for very gayVM stands for very mature for his age, which is what yvvel says to 13monkeys when he tells him to suck his chode and fire fires on his face big ropes of cum
yvvel cummies
swinging a hammer at yvvel's skullit's so fragile, it's so fractured
13monkeytwink
>>1976951>not 13twinksdo better
13lemons up my assit's so tightit's so poop anal
new song just dropped, erm based???https://vocaroo.com/19EkuB2OExcl
>that first slop of the morning
fucking chashe sneedmanipulate feedI am pretty and I am popularoxygen is my supplierset yvvel's house on fire fire
>>1973427Why are you making shit up?
>>1976708You are obsessed lmao
>>1976710Look up "telecomms control" senpai, have funLook up "scramble" as well for another goodie
>>1976708yeah but at least he never ban requested anyone, unlike the faggot 13monkeys who repeatedly lies on the forum in bad faith. These freaks are coping because they want a fake sandbox to fuck with people, and get mad when someone resists, its classic and very funny
>>1977088the logs are public. he played like a bitch, cried over radio like a bitch, and died like a bitch. deal with it
Yvvel once got so upset that I called out something he did as dogshit, that he banned me at the end of the night to cope, and then acted like it was the most monumental thing he had ever done. It was truly a silly moment, made me realize this guy shouldn't be trusted outside of a mcdonalds
>>1977100t. fire supplier fire fire burns my desire
>>1977096So if the logs are public, why are you making shit up?
he wasn't in space, he was just walking around maint with a comms console he'd wrench down to recall at the 5:30 mark
>>1977103i don't have to make anything up because he ate a ban, the funniest thing he could do
lemontheoxygensupplier
lemon the vitamin C supplier
Hey, you!You’re losing, you’re losing, you’re losing, you’re losing your vitamin CYour vitamin C
vitamin c(ringe)
quick sloppy song draft, will return to make a real slopperhttps://voca.ro/15jkN8KE3aXf
>>1977106So why did you make it up?
>>1977105This isn't made up, this is true.
i need dance slop for a party i'm throwing this friday
>>1977175All I gots is a suno 5 previewhttps://voca.ro/15rMZ6GrGTDr5 is so good I don't want to use dirty stinkin' 3.5 anymore
my name is 13monkeys, and i will never, ever stop malding
>>1977289should start your hrt before you get actual balding
Silent Hill f station
>>1976708>it doesn't provide any utility like making someone's "voice" easier to hear through font, colour, or text sizeYou cant do any of these things with NTSL, you can change colors by messing with the servers themselves but its not possible with scripting.
i miss when we were all friends and played together and had fun and laughter and comradery :(
>>1977552that was before yvvel came and before yvvel came inside 13monkeys
yvvel mind raped lemon into leaving the server
>>1977632yvvel the pedo will die to scurvy now
what does a yvvel even look like
>>1977641They called him the lemon key face in school, so presumably his skin is yellow and bumpy with acne scars and shaped like a monkey with flared nostrils resembling a keyhole.
>salmonistasty unironically goes by she/her nowit's over
>>1977704That's just normal VG shitTroon server
>>1977734name 5 trannys
>>1977739yvvellumbermancerspacedgodinoriendoldrums
>>1977758only spaced is unironically a troon
i can't fucking breet
>>1977812Anyone who has logged in the past 3 years is a troon
big cloacas
>>1977907How big are we talking here?
>>1977632did yvvel make that ban request?
why did schlomo rage quit
>>1978473trans estrogen rage
schlomo is an angel
New schlomotrooner song. VG has to decide which version of the song is better and deserves to go on VM Greatest Hits 3I think the first 'ne is bette'https://vocaroo.com/1eiPHN7fafYnhttps://voca.ro/1md0IazkBpo2
>>1978473Having to play with the shitters on /vg/ is my bet. He's like the only player who actually plays the game and doesn't just treat it like a joke. If you guys keep acting like this I wouldn't be surprised if he found another server to play on.
>>1978659Trannymancer delusion>sit AFK for 99% of the round>only tab in to grief people and gatekeep access only giving it to discord friends>constantly banbait>whenever something is happening show up just to tell people to stop having fun>get owned>rage quittotally sane normal player guys
if you have a problem with schlomo you have a problem with me
somehow a kino new VM song just returned
yo, ''buddy''if you are having problems with slop, you are having problems with ALL of us, cat pishse?
Sire, the second lumbertrancer song has hit the threadhttps://vocaroo.com/1l9xmvs1Mlvm
>>1978473ill miss him
my closest friend stopped posting because I pointed out that there are tranny faggots in the vasby music video
>>1978473He posted on the discord that he isn't coming back
>>1979147is your closest friend an internet friend?
>>1979199Nice try, akinator
cut the discord's balls off
bros it's almost octoberI am spooked
so i became a lemon, yeah bitch i'm the villain
So I became the lemon, the bitter fruit of circumstance, the one who stood at the center of the storm, yet was never the one to call the shots. Yeah, bitch, I'm the villain — the one who bore the weight of the world's scorn, the one who was painted in shades of darkness while others shone in the light. My story wasn't one of glory or redemption, but of resilience and defiance in a world that refused to see me as anything but a threat
Which femstatic would you have children with?
>>1979156okay but why
>>1979439A player higher on the discord social ladder griefed him and he couldn't get him banned or fight back.
How could we improve the player experience? (no, we're still not allowing ERP)
>>1979510there isn't even anyone around to erp with anymore
>>1979510paws and tails
>>1979291I worked 0 hours this year
fuck you guys, you scared off one of our only consistent regulars
>waaaah i can't play my toon anymore because the only head of staff main stopped playingsneed
>Lumbermancer actually quitend of an era
lemonmancer
i don't trust he's leaving until he's permabanned
What's going on in here.
We are so back Schlomo squad
faggots
>>1979908leon the diddler
helping out a violent criminal with a shotgun because you want to "sleep in racecar beds in central" starting to smell like meta grudging... smells fishy
>>1979908when are they going to ban this creep?
>>1979918when oxygen is the supplier
>>1979935>>1979935>>1979935BUMP LIMIT REACHED, NEW THREAD
>>1979908no he was okay with this, his character is just shy. he was squeaking every time someone hugged him.
>>1979934Lmao
