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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>Chemmaster AHK script released
>Thread schizo tardrages at Yvvel
>TG pedo scandal

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLAHBexJxrE [Embed]
>vgstation main site
https://ss13.moe
>forum
https://ss13.moe/forum
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Rules
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Shortcuts
>useful wiki
https://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Main_Page
>BYOND client
https://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>vgstation server address
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>How do I connect to the server?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13

>If you want to report a bug or an issue, go here
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues
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>pervert yet again acts like a pervert
>still isn't banned
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VM greatest hits vol 2 (it's poggy) (it's popular)

>Lemon's Leaderboard
https://vocaroo.com/101z7YNEFenR
>Loser Cuck Who Can't Slop
https://vocaroo.com/1oMbQdz6bitC
>Ban Curver (literally who?)
https://vocaroo.com/1ewxx2grWoNc
>Lemon the Banned
https://vocaroo.com/12ypwRv56B7I
>Citrus Spirit Fly
https://vocaroo.com/16GptjSiorGp
>13monkey Underage ERPer
https://vocaroo.com/13wb1PGq8UU4
>Release the Pomf Files
https://vocaroo.com/1l0xcYb7LwMl
>Ode to Oxygen
https://vocaroo.com/1iJtpfX7nqEP
>Unban Lemon
https://vocaroo.com/15Wa2W0BSlz7
>We Live for the Slop
https://vocaroo.com/12xOFrLOv8wf
>Cut the Discord's Balls off
https://vocaroo.com/14091pe3Pq9l
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>>1979951
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I am a lemonhead
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they don't understand the things i slop on /vm/
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>>1979958
nopony understands us leon
they call us freaks
they live love laugh behind our backs
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for me it's track 12
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>>1979950
kino
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Unjobban Fiyah. The station needs a trader
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Citrus Spirit Fly and 13monkey Underage ERPer
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>>1980058
Seconding this
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Man, these people took my tums from me
Then they closed my byond account
I got so much ERP in me got no way to take it out
Think that I'm stuck in a loading screen
Where the f*ck is my oxygen?
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>>1979935
>Copypasting the previous OP
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>>1979950
>most of the songs have embedded artwork
my sides
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>>1980121
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I kneel for small planets
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vol3 is turning out to be quite sloppy, I can't fucking breathe
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i must find a mate. yes indeed.
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discord hates the kino
shut their eyes for slop
no cure for this illness that we know
their penises they must chop
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Thread slopper, this is Lemon, your songs gave me a belly laugh, very funny

If someone gets the code to sign up on the forum, send it to me on the byond pager. Yvvel gave me a code, I tried it, it wouldn't work so I just gave up and started playing a different game
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>>1980432
Yvvel is an idiot. It's likely he doesn't know what the new password is because he hasn't made a forum account in 10 years.
I can't tell you the new one because it's retarded and false. The forums don't accept ''VGpedos'' as an answer.
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>>1980454
>troonhaynes
yikes forever
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A slop down the memory lane
https://vocaroo.com/15uRqHaKJ6AA
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>>1980085
do you have the OP you deem fit for this general archived somewhere?
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Free Fiyah!
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We are having a massive in game protest to have Fiyah unbanned five hours from now. Be there and be loud
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>>1980630
so true
to protest we won't be logging onto VG
>0 players online
it's working
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they killed the messenger but not the message
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>>1980630
I miss having a trader so I will be showing up to the protest
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New song to protest Leon being permanently banned from VG
https://vocaroo.com/1neXCyyzw3Vw

Ok, that's enough song for to- holy heck another song just dropped, I can't fucking breathe
https://vocaroo.com/14myfzZqZguI
wait what another friggin' songerino dropped what the slop
https://vocaroo.com/1jtlvhJqV6k9
I've slopped myself
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Leon here. Sloppin' a lil' on my own. First song, pls don't yudge.
https://vocaroo.com/1b3hnG5b4K9L
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Hold strong brothers. Do not log onto VG. We are protesting. I know it's so hard to resist joining VG, but you have to tough it out. Stick it out for a Leon. It may not be pretty but it's the popular thing to do.
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>timmy still banned for another 5 months

I can't take shitcurity anymore.
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>>1980630
Fiyah wasn't banned...?
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One hour until our in game protest to bring back our beloved trader Fiyah
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imagine if tinysaturn and leon went a day without shitting up the thread
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Top ten juiced up waifus.
And the top ten juiced up husbandos.
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>>1980866
her player was permanently trader banned and threatened with an appearance ban if they played a vox ever again
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Alright we are doing the protest for Fiyah this round. Meet up in the bar
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>>1980972
shitting up the thread is as VG as lemon pie and punching trannies
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>>1981098
its all nice and pretty for fiyah
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Bro is insane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEtNM9d8GEY
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>get absolutely mad dogged by SEC and a atmospheric technician as space ninjer
>flood plasma and n2o
>start spamming hand tele
>get stuck in telecomms server door
>3 retards follow
>chop all 3 retards heads off in a quick ninjerly fashion
>find another retard and chop him at the neck
>get owned by a detective with a egun while running to grab kelotane
pretty sure i can use sushi and sake to heal right
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Chillax with some VM tunes.
https://vocaroo.com/1iscpiR8bV3D
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*holds up paw*
Luzha is the dumbest russian retard and you can see how he was able to dodge the draft by being fucked up.
He keeps begging and groveling to be let into VG but at the same time he is such a spiteful little arrogant creature he has to gloat about he will just ban evade and fuck you if you don't accept my ban appeals. Can't pick the lane at all. Total lemonhead.
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Luzha ban appeal kino slop
https://vocaroo.com/11tg6e4o21zK

Fatso scattime response kino slop
https://vocaroo.com/1dBMwb4oJRx2
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I haven't been able to play on /vg/ for like two years since the only time pop is active is like 5am for me
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TranspedoOrder literally posting interracial cuck porn in-game
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new 2slime song 4 you
https://voca.ro/1iiGyywshpeE
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https://suno.com/@fluidsubcultures196
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My knees feel like lemon jello
as I slump to the floooooooooor
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>>1981356
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>>1981386
Nice photoshop
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ken kope
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ken you fit these lemons in your mouth, they're perfect
you're so tiny
you're so saturnated
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I can't believe the slopper and main thread schizo is a vox player who uses her discord to sign up for things..
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New song just dropped and it's quite the slopper
https://vocaroo.com/1oxRiiFjFCYm
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>>1981411
ken kope
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>>1981414
slava ukraina ;)
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2slime or not 2slime
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saturn is a gas giant
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saturn gaslit luzha's brain and set fire fire to it
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Damage Control to Tiny Saturn
Take your HRT pills and turn your copium on
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You really made the slop
And now you're slopping in the most popular way
Your slop looks very different today
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i take pleasure in abusing players i know will not fight back, it's cathartic to hear them beg
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drinking an ice cold mojito, it's popular
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tiny planet, big slop
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Survey time. Which sloppa do you listen to on repeat every day?
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*crickets*
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Crickets are the suppliers. For my bug salmon imitation meals. Feed my tum tums. Stick out my tongue for a cricket, it's tasty.
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>>1981786
>vox main humor
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Luzhatroon thinks he can beg his way back into VG after insulting our BASED voxisters
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vasby
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Just a quick vid to teach you how to succeed on youtube. We could really use our own content creators to promote pomf station. The change starts with you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpYgOIY07Tg
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ironic luzha comes out of the woodwork to get unbanned for ooc shenanigans
and tinysaturn is about to get a ban of ooc shenanigans
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>>1982147
Why would /ourguy/ get banned?
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>>1982151
shitting up the thread for 3+ years and driving players away, and tormenting a special needs player on a daily basis by obsessively making ai songs and ai images of them
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>>1982159
You made this whole thing up from nothing. Very cool behavior right after making a ban appeal for this exact kind of behavior.
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Cashe has special needs and I know how to satiate those needs
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>>1982162
Damage Control to Tiny Saturn
https://web.archive.org/web/20250926115010/https://suno.com/@fluidsubcultures196
https://web.archive.org/web/20250927095315/https://suno.com/@fluidsubcultures196
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>Nonantag Welderbombing
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>>1982209
You made that account. I ran a background check and it's made in Russia.
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>>1982209
schizo
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The slopper is and has always been wotistrannitor
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>>1982244
True
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They always ask who is slopper
They never ask when is vol 3
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>>1982363
The slopper is TinySaturn
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>>1982380
hey but that's just a theory
a schizo theory
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>>1982407
The schizo is TinySaturn for shitting up the thread literally every day for years and making another player so uncomfortable that they retired their characters.
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>>1982423
She isn't retired, she is just slow
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Do I have to use the latest Byond to play? 516 doesn't work on Windows 7.
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ban tinystuff
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>>1980591
we do >>1934037
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IT IS I, *THE INFAMOUS ERPer PISSMAN!*! And I will be ERPing on vgstation! I will get banned, but by then I will have done my damage! I caused several goon, REAL GOON FULL DEGENERATE, admins to quit goon! I've made several bay admins puke IRL!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
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>>1982744
>tinytroon humor
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There's only 12 people online on a SATURDAY? That's barely enough to ERP with!!!!! PISSMAN will wait!!!!
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>tinytroon workshopping a wacky new character to shit up the thread with
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TinyTroon Adverntures
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Short, cute and extremely top heavy. She stands at five foot nothing and has a pair of udderly enourmous breasts, as if she is trying to smuggle watermelons under her uniform! She has freckles all over and a somewhat vacant stare, smelling somewhat of dairy and fresh cut grass for some reason.
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>tinysaturn trying to act normal in game after being outed as the biggest fucking thread schizo and enemy of the server of all time
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>>1982580
516.1662
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tag yourself
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>Try to learn dudebombs
>For some reason pipes aren't working this round
>try wrenching, unwrenching, replacing, everything
>can't get air to move at all
>decide to kill myself
>does a suicide animation with the pipe exchanger that gibs my head
>I don't fall
>realize my brain landed in my hand and my body is now standing dead and headless
>the chain of fuckery that lead me to killing myself seemed to infect everyone else as well causing timespace to be fucked and the server restart
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>>1983058
>greentexting
eew
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Headmin tinychad
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having a femstatic is one thing but whenever i see nervere i get the strange feeling that he identifies with his gay ass character
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tinysaturn has been the thread schizo for years
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>>1983095
wotistrannypedotor shifting blame
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what static does tinysaturn play
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>>1983099
Jon Summers
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stick out an ear for a new slop, it's perfect, it's so popular
https://vocaroo.com/1lggSrIF4okM
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Didn't that pedo TG reject nervere ragequit VG and leave? Why is it back like nothing happened?
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>>1982218
everyone gets one, its /vg/ culture
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Schlomo is growing on me, he's the rock on which the station is built on
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Made a pretty poggy forumpost. Proud of that 'ne.
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the slop vocaroos metadata linked to tinysaturn then she freaked out and changed her display name before she even knew her profile was webarchived
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>>1983217
>bro nopony could have changed their name to frame a kinocent man
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>>1983218
maybe dont use discord/gmail/whatever link to sign up for stuff retard
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wotisjanitor (the one and only slopper) trying to frame his metagrudge, sloppy job mosslop
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someone wrote this down at the bar i was drinking at
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luzha getting so unhinged he is vandalizing his mother's outhouse
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>>1983231
We already have proof its Leon, I wish I saved it because archive hunting on /vg/ is terrible
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total tinysaturn meltdown
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poor tinysaturn though she could just be a complete fucking faggot and shit up the thread and no one would notice
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luzha mad because someone is prettier and more popular than him
luzha too poor to afford his Dalle3â„¢ subscription
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>>1983353
You will get unbanned and you will come for me, and you'll be banned again because everyone will take my side and you will be seen as a schizo metagrudger. I am so many steps ahead of you I can't even see you. I own you like Dexter owned Doakes in episode 7 of season 2.
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>>1983357
you can pretend to be me but you will always be the retarded tinysaturn faggot
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tinysaturn has been the slopper and thread shitter for 3+ years
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>>1983363
We love the slopper and the sloppa he brings. Thank you for finding him so we can thank him.
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*holds up paw*
How are we feeling about loud screaming vocals?
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>>1983221
His name on the discord isn't even tinysaturn. do you have a single shred of evidence that it's actually him and not just a blatant and shoddy attempt to frame a frequent player
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>>1983552
Finally a high IQ post
Free TinySaturn. Made an epic song to celebrate ourguy being vindicated
https://vocaroo.com/18T9PV2ilPb0
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A real space oddity is why the thread shitter would sneakily change her display name from tinysaturn, then valiantly defend tinysaturn, if she wasn't tinysaturn
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>>1983657
Fire Fire and Dawson's Christian mog the heck out of Space Oddity
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New CreepCast dropped
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>5 players troonline
we won thread bros
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>>1984105
i thought we were aiming for 0
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>>1984106
unplayable numbers are even better because there are people there who suffer
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13monkeys is the dominant thread slopper within the system's behavioral loop hierarchy. I assert this position because he is extremely rude to me.

These kind of behaviorally antisocial, socially inept, rude players aren't the issue
it's the people who act like they’re the main character in a Fallout 4 RP server
no, medbay doesn’t need a "dark backstory"
yes, you still have to clone people, even if they were "mean" to you
grow up and do your job or go back to F station
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>>1984570
you're fired
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We are back
https://vocaroo.com/1mgrFlnig48p
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I kind of like Schlomo
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I got deported by yvvel!
I got sued by yvvel!
I got burnt by yvvel!
I got bombed by yvvel!
I got mugged by yvvel!
Igotshot by yvvel!
I gotscammed by yvvel!
I got robbed by yvvel!
I got strangled by yvvel!
I got juked by yvvel!
I got infected by yvvel!
I got played by yvvel!
I got choked by yvvel!
I got enslaved by yvvel!
I got doxxed by yvvel!
I got tazed by yvvel!
I got hacked by yvvel!
I got punched by yvvel!
I got skinned by yvvel!
I got whipped by yvvel!
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>>1982770
Unfortunately, there are better servers to play on while we wait out the bad folks.

If the admin team can't identify and get rid of the folks literally lying with zero repercussion in ban requests on the forum, numbers will drop.
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Everyone keeps complaining the thread is shit, yet no one's contributing to make it less shit! Curious!
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I would contribute, (and used to contribute) but then someone decided to permaban me from clown for an action that I was given no official indication was a violation of our rules. After playing on other servers, they call this out specifically as a violation, we should do the same here too.

Now, In my first time recieving punishment, I'm permanently banned from my favorite role because 13monkeys decided to metagrudge me, he knew it was my favorite role and wanted to take it from me. This is repeat behavior of the shit that initially got him banned from the discord, but nobody is standing up to it.

To circle back; he earned me a permanent role ban, rather than to do something reasonable like ban me from the server for 3 days to a week as a warning. Yeah, it was a shitty move on my part that I wouldn't have done if I knew it was a violation, but the response is heavy handed, and I can't even appeal it for reasons below;

To appeal, I need to sign up to the forum. I'm unable to sign up for the forum, because nobody is able to give me the secret sign up code.

So in effect, I'm permabanned from my favorite role, nobody can give me the keys to get it back, and, the biggest problem, is that there's no garuntee that I won't go through this again if this known shitter gets mad in game at me again.

I'd normally just play the game without being a clown, but then I'd still need to play with folks who have enough time and malice on their hands to post half baked ban requests.

I'd prefer to just play with cool folks, which I can just do on several other servers.

The conditions that allow for my situation to take place are likely what is contributing to so many annoyed posters here, and so little actual gameplay posting. People are getting spurned, and no longer want to play, they get more enjoyment pressing the "annoy" button on the shitty folks still here.

The solution is to ban people that you know are corrosive to the community, or for us to wait it out.
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Also, the attitude that I keep getting is "you should have known".

Maybe if we made it clear, I would have known. Something as simple as any figure of authority leaving a note for me in my feedback thread, or a bwoink, or a byond pager message, or a short term ban so that I see the message. The point is, there are several ways to do this to make it simple and communicative, but we just don't have the manpower or the environment to make it happen.

I get it, its easier not to say anything, but the blowback of taking the easier route is for things to just degrade as we see happening now.

I can go anywhere else and enjoy this game, this isn't a cope post, I just am not someone that's going to let something shitty slide without other people being made aware. Mainly, this is just a massive shame. It sucks to keep watching this server sink due to straight up neglect and tribalistic attitudes, none of it is necessary, it just makes the game a social battleground amongst players (not their characters) with the pretext of a game.

You don't owe me shit, this is a service that you provide, but that doesn't mean you have to deafen yourself to well intended feedback, or label it as malicious for some reason.

You can, its your option, but other servers don't have the problems we do, its worth examining if we want to be free of those problems. I genuinely want this to be better.
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>>1985117
>Unfortunately, there are better servers to play on while we wait out the bad folks.
name the servers
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>>1985241
I have noticed that some people will blatantly and openly break the rules that get other people permabans. Yet, they don't get the banhammer. Who enforces these rules? Is it the players who enforce them by making the request on the forum? Or is it the admins monitoring the rounds? I know admins can't be all seeing and all knowing all of the time but there still needs to be some admin responsibility for enforcing them.

The rules are also written like shit in an awful text and are hard to find. I don't even know which rule 1 yvvel is citing as there's 8 rules listed as rule 1. Seriously written like absolute shit.
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Yesterday we did dorf station, todays meme of the day is going to be line station once we get enough pop
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>>1985458
I'll log on and I'll try to not be a shitter!
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Lemon not only is the answer to the forum signup question comically obvious but you've been directly given it before
I know you will not understand this but when LITERALLY EVERYONE is telling you that what you're doing is gay, that's how you "should have known"
If you believe someone to have broken the rules make a ban request, and if you truly can't figure out the question then fucking go away because you're clinically retarded
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Free luzha or permaban 2lemons?
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ban tinysaturn
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I just want to be able to play Fiyah
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free fiyah
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>if leon and tinysaturn didnt shit up the thread for half a decade
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>>1985551
I feel like you didn't read the post you're replying to. How do you fail to grasp the points?
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As a neutral party, I'm seeing cope on both sides of the isle, and a severe lack of understanding on both sides.

This is silly
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>>1985887
For context, fucked up and evil is Yvvel in this screenshot.
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It seems like the discord is populated primarily with drama stirring and tribalistic warfare, pretty much a mirror image of the thread.
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fiyah fiyah's ghost is slopping /ss13g/
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remember the fiyah and lemon protest tonight at the bar
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yvvel lavishing in eyes on him
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>>1985241
I don't understand what you were doing as clown that you can't do as any other role, it's not like you were telling jokes or being funny
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>>1986140
do you think that screenshotting yvvel's conversations to complain about him in the thread helps or hurts your ability to get unbanned?
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>>1986166
I'm not even banned, I was playing today and heard about some drama, wanted to check in on it
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>>1986170
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>>1986176
are you trying to search for my username? you're putting in the wrong letters
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LAMPREYYYYY

too short, was just starting to map that hoe out!
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never forget leon and tinysaturn avatarfagging and fucking up the thread for years for us normal people
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>>1986251
They should have started it earlier, I was looking forward to fixing up the station. I even had the cloning pods ready
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>>1986263
nobody cares, everyone else is able to ignore it
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>>1986274
like 3/4 of the thread is about that or some dumb drama, that isn't ignoring it
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>>1986280
welcome to the 75%
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Fuck did I miss Lamprey? Ive been waiting months for a Lamprey round
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>>1986285
yeah, if it pops up again do you want a heads up here?
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the bar at the edge of the world
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you people ruined the only thing that gave me joy.
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>>1986309
no one cares
faggot
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so sad so perfect
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>>1986310
:(
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>>1986310
please tell me you don't mean that
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>>1986325
I care, what's wrong anon?
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i feel a seizure coming on and it's nearly impossible to stop
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>>1986287
I don't check the thread that often but sure
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>>1986325
of course i mean it, i would never lie to you anon
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>>1986374
I'm sorry you have to go through this sweetheart
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>>1986429
>>1986335
Meant to respond to
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>>1983058
I spent all night and finally cracked the code. Going to try some really impressive bombs during a shift
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cuddling and stroking cashe's hair and telling her everything is gonna be alright then jamming my huge fucking vox cock in her green haired asshole and bashing her head with a crowbar until she has a seizure on my poopy vox dick
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>>1986666
>6666
>that post
you're a +1 demon-kin
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>>1986360
Aight, will do
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>>1986666
I thought vox only had vag-assholes, like chickens
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>>1986585
Make a writeup and post it hero, or throw it in the library. I'll save it and pass it on.
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>>1986309
don't worry, we got this nigga
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October Leaderboard is nearly up for grabs, the chase for the bag is ANYONE'S game!

Who's ready to make BIG MONEY?
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sneed
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>>1987163
creed
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>>1987365
breed
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>>1987453
freed
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while you were adminning the server I was adminning a companty
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>>1987534
while you were adminning a companty, I was adminning a cunktry
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There are rumblings of Lamprey coming on tonight, be aware anon.

Idk if its real, but if true, I am excited
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permission to goon?
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>>1987708
only if you will do it soon
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>>1987709
it has begun :3
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>>1987711
soon you will cum
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Alright the round is about to start. Join in
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>>1987695
We did a four hour lamprey round yesterday, why do it again
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>I do want to hear from you a bit more before I answer definitively

>I know you don't get a lot of options, I know the admin team is spread a bit thin, but that's just more reason for me to flip into being hesitant here
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lemon for headmin
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>annoying player stops playing
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wherther you were adminning or not i was
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>>1987769
>annoying server stops being hosted
one day...
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>>1987718
jesus christ died on the cross for your sins
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>>1987769
did ______ finally quit? Finally I can stop wringing my hands and clutching my pearls
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>>1987716
Lamprey every night, if you can't handle the lamp, pull your dick out of the tramp
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>>1987741
As soon as I become headmin, I will legalize pissing kidneystones in the urinals, mark my words
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We will be doing a special event for 4chan's birthday
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>You really don't seem like you have any remorse for what got you banned in the first place. That's not a great sign!
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>>1987912
Transmins are really stupid. They don't even remember why he was banned and ''you don't seem to have remorse'' is such a retarded thing to say to a guy who is explicitly saying you he has no remorse and will do it again.
Low IQ admin team.
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unban 13monkeys
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Why doesn't Schlomo play another character or even just another job other than HoP
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>>1987954
'tism and attention whoring
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Lifeweb is now accepting player applications! Come join! The server is still down, but it will go up before the end of the year maybe!
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>>1987977
Link? More info? Let's convert the thread into a lifeweb thread
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>>1987981
Posts from the big man himself
As an experiment, starting this year a few changes are being made to how newcomers are recruited:

* There will no longer be separate servers dedicated to newcomers.
* The administration will issue invitations (or, conversely, pre-emptive bans) only to those who stand out in a particular way.
* Applications will be visible to everyone, so veteran players can also invite anyone they take a liking to.
* It is strongly recommended to voicechat with a candidate before inviting, play other games together, and so on, to make sure the person is sane and cool.
* No more NFNs. Applications will be accepted on a rolling basis - starting with the next game launch, whose date is not yet known.

This is the application form
1. Your nickname on the wonderful BYOND platform.
2. Date of birth.
3. On which SS13-related server do you play a lot and consistently?
4. What attracted you here? The unfairly difficult gameplay, roleplay drama, wild freedom, chaos and madness, dark humor, or something else?
5. Provide a youtube link to a recording of a round of your gameplay on any server, OR tell a memorable story of a round where you were at the center of events.
6. Attach a meme that you find funny.
7. The nickname of a friend who can confirm that you’re the best — if you have friends, of course.
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>>1987992
Wow, that's so fast, convenient and non-intrusive. I can't wait to tip my tootsies into the web of life that is lifeweb
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>>1987992
>5. Provide a youtube link to a recording of a round of your gameplay on any server
lol what the fuck
no way they'd watch me playing for 2 hours
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>>1987992
whitelist applications for pub servers have less bullshit, fuck this
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Vox Lifeweb Feet
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morena paws
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Angelite telling Chase
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vox cum crème brûlée
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leon can't stop shitting up the thread with his furry fetish posts, it's perfect
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>>1988126
faggots always want what they can't have
in this case, playing a bird in space
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i le tmy guard down and be vulnerable and you people just torment me
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hugz for all
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>>1988144
Your the one who tells me my sloppa isn't good enough for you
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>>1987992
Shit like this is why Lifeweb fags come across as insufferable. This isn't gate-keeping its group masturbation.
You may as well rewrite it and state the obvious intent 'if you're not some homo's discord e-kitten, fuck off'
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Discord troons raped and killed europop
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Happy birthday little nigga
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What I've been up to while being on the run from the jan jans
https://vocaroo.com/1enCmnRD1QNy
The slops are unraveling.
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>>1988516
This hits, there's some strong, raw expression in this. Even considering its AI, I'm genuinely impressed, you've clearly been putting a lot into figuring out how to use this as an instrument. I will say, the random yelling kinda detracts from this tr,ack at 4:20, but that's my only point of critique. I dig the tone, it captures the feels.

Respect!
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thoughts on IS12?
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>>1988628
I've never tried it, but from a outsider looking in its better than 99% of other servers.
Sadly its on at specific times only I think so its not really viable as a europoor
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>>1988621
Since you're such a slopoisseur I will bestow upon you forbidden slop knowledge.
The model I am using to slop it up is Tunee. It's the newest and seems to be the best model. Now childe, go out there and slop it up. It's easy peasy lemon sneedsy. Show us what you are capable of!
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>>1988628
the map is too narrow
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>>1988630
Most of my slopping is around image generation, basically just personal use pornographic content, through Invoke community edition. What software do you use for your AI flow?
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>>1988658
I use anything I can get my hands on. I am like 13 monkeys that got their hands on a lemon.
You should try tunee, it's pretty and popular. Give me a prompt and I can slop it up for you.
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>>1988661
I don't have any song requests for now, but is Tunee capable of generating song covers? Suno has restrictions on copyrighted lyrics now, which kinda killed the fun for me
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>>1988664
Suno has gone full retard. You can't even use the word ''doxxing'' in a song because there is some artist who goes by that name.
I'll have to test if it can do covers.
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>>1986585
This isn't even close to my final form. I am working on a nuke
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>>1988732
>outpost hallway
please do this every round
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Ken walking out of dorms with his feathers all ruffled
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>>1989015
leon the rapist fantasizing again
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>>1989021
prompt a song about it
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he went from orbiting the sun, to orbiting gurfan, to orbiting artificial intelligence
baka
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slopped me pants
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emergency vox cum tank
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>>1987903
theres absolutely nothing wrong with this and pissing kidneystones is a MEME ban. I also eat cum and shit 31 times a day
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>>1985241
>>1985292
>Something as simple as any figure of authority leaving a note for me in my feedback thread, or a bwoink, or a byond pager message
how is the word of other players not good enough? multiple people told you that delaying rounds that have already gone on for centuries is bad
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post sloppies
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>>1989418
*slops on your forehead*
guehh x_X
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Reminder that VG hasn't done anything to try and bring in players in about 4 years
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>>1989471
/v/ party night?
>schedule a date and time
>inform our community
>that day we make a /v/ thread and recruit a bunch of new people to hop in. Lighten up on IC in OOC with an OOC announcement about lax rules for that round just so there's something to discuss in the thread
could work
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seem to have glossed past the fact that tinysaturn has been the one shitting up the thread for years
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tinyslopurn
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuglphJ2Slk
i'm in this video.
why isn't it in the jukebox??
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>>1989517
trannies in my thumbnail, it's perfect
I've never seen VG OST this perfect
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>>1989505
How about making the server good instead of going to /v/ and lying to people trying to trick them into joining VG by telling them the server is heckin' BASED and not like the other servers?
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>>1989528
...
don't ever reply to me again.
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>new tinysaturn slop
>its one of the worst shes ever made
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Did you run out of tokens?
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I WAS MOLESTED
I WAS MOLESTED
I WAS MOLESTED
I WAS MOLESTED
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>>1989539
>>1989548
>gasgiantlighting
it's fire
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>>1989566
>tinyretard humor
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>>1989574
Shouldn't you be groveling in your humiliation ritual on the forums right meow?
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take a picture of your ID before you can post in the thread or play on the server
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Never question the slop. The slop tolls for thee.
https://vocaroo.com/14AjUv2c49Tb
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>>1989609
good one tinyfaggot
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>>1989619
cпacибo, I top my ushanka to you.
You should try having some fun. You can't be a lemon sourpussy 24/7. You're such a no fun allowed stick in the mud. Slop a little, have a mojito, have two.
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ken
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>>1989624
did ken get jealous of fiyah???
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>>1989640
cashe is ken's barbie
ken is cashe's clurck kent
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>>1989529
how do we make the server good? all you do is complain and you never provide us with solutions
>inb4 kill yvveltrans
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>>1989651
cut yvvel's balls off
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>>1989651
-evenly applied rules
-moderation team that plays more
-moderation team members that aren't exhausted and jaded
-rumor milling should be discouraged somehow, this shit is out of hand. (yvvel does participate in it, and has for a while, which is one reason why people are annoyed at him)
-be a bit better at enforcing the rule one thing, new players are joining, getting turned into punching bags by some seriously miserable players, and deciding to quit
-cut out the forum report abuse
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>>1989703
and don't be afraid to talk to long standing community members about their behavior, and to escalate action against them when they keep violating the rules
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overall, groups follow leadership's example

a lot of admins want to be well liked, so they don't want to get anyone well established in trouble, this makes it hard for them to be objective. all of this is a core issue, and can be fixed by working to improve moderation
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>>1989713
it sounds like you got it figured out, you should apply for admin and teach what you preach
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>>1989703
>-rumor milling should be discouraged somehow, this shit is out of hand. (yvvel does participate in it, and has for a while, which is one reason why people are annoyed at him)
Trvth nvke
This guy is such a freak. I told him what my issue with him is and provided countless examples of where he has fucked up and what his problems are. I haven't been exactly subtle about it. He then proceeds to make some shit up about how I was banned or I am one of their discord troons or I am the avali poster etc. Just a total looney troon.
This is the guy who ordered salmon the pedo to ban his metagrudge for no reason after griefing him.
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*holds up paw*
One of the top problems with VG is mentally ill mental midget jannies. These people can't communicate. Just look at the forums and how it takes a day to come up with a single reply and the responses they write are just hot air. They seem to have two modes
>I have no idea what I am doing, I'll write a wall of text saying nothing at all except some passive aggressive shit and wait for someone else to do something
and
>I am buttmad and I will close the thread right now and my only response will be ''lol'' to make me look cool and unbothered instead of mad as fuck, I am literally incapable of explaining anything and talk to another human without having a panic attack
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At this point the only people who care about the future of VG are
>me
>lemon the professional
>leon the professional
>tinysaturn
Made a song because I care
https://vocaroo.com/1a2cHMgVeubr
I will unfuck the server even if I have to burn the server to the grounz
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Can Nervere stop typing like an intellectually dishonest redditor for like two seconds?
>Sentences thought up by the utterly deranged
I won't explain what's wrong with your post, but yeah... you need to see a therapist, bud.
>It is really a bad sign that he's still looking for ways to dox people
Intentionally chooses to run with the least charitable interpretation. Somehow saying "I noticed someone's poor sense of OPSEC and ignored it" equates to "That person was easy prey... sadly, I had to console myself because I don't want to look bad in my next appeal!" Anyone with even a basic understanding of online privacy is going to notice obvious problems like linking all your socials or reusing your usernames.

If you don't want this guy to return, can you make your case to the headmins instead of coming up with cheap gotchas?
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When Turnip said he was going to take some to think about the appeal did he mean that he was waiting for a spiteful sperg to extrapolate some hidden meaning from the post? The future of vg is looking bleak if this is our current headmin.
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>>1989836
You are both looney troons. Nervere for obvious reasons. You are clearly making thinly veiled threats, bragging that you could have doxxed someone and chose not when 99% of players wouldn't even look for any vulnerabilities.
The only acceptable doxxing is finding the faces of troons in furcon footage so you can laugh at them.
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>>1989703
adding to this:

the best rounds have been ones that have a decent build up to them. 2 hour rounds with build up the first hour and chaos the second hour have been my favorite to play. running in and immediately shitting up the round within 10 minutes make it not fun.

also, yeah, being a punching bag right now is making it not fun and im pulling back on playing. sucks because i had some fun plans for spooky season.
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>>1989871
What makes the game fun is when people at least try to do some roleplay, and I don't mean some faggy LARP shit but doing the basics like being afraid for your life, caring about other people, valuing the things you own.
The rounds get shit up and no good interaction is possible because no one cares. There could be a guy outside shooting everyone and you go tell someone and he doesn't care. He isn't afraid to die, he doesn't care that others die and if the shooter comes for him he already has his chloral syringes so he can dunk on someone just for gamer points.
Discord culture has created a server where you are cringe if you care about anything and the only thing that matters is bragging points you can redeem on discord.
Even basics like having traitors have objectives was stripped away because it's cringe to have an objective and something to care about. So now you don't even have players with a target on their head who need to stay safe and interact with other people in case someone is waiting for a chance to take them out.
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>>1989866
I seriously doubt 99% of our playerbase has never noticed any vulnerabilities in other people's GitHub or Discord profiles. Again, you don't need to be an evil hacker man that's obsessed with doxxing to notice bad OPSEC.
You're no different from Nervere. You try to find some double meaning behind the words on screen because you don't like the person who typed them.
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>>1989877
>Even basics like having traitors have objectives was stripped away because it's cringe to have an objective and something to care about.
this leads to so many antagextended rounds since they just want to call the shuttle for their single freeform jectie
and i always get a chuckle seeing antags with objectives on and they always fail "just be yourself"
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>>1989882
I am the closest thing you will get to an objective observer. If you don't like what I am saying and pointing out you can go back to the forums and keep groveling.
Not noticing what's wrong with what you said is really autistic. You would not have a favorable interpretation of the same words said by someone else.

I don't dislike you. I see you for who you are and you are a very stupid person and all the problems you have are created by yourself. You give these people ammo for free. Your only defense for why you should be allowed to be let back is in that no one has a problem with how you play. You are lucky no one has yet pointed out that your play is fine because you are incredibly boring, generic, just uninspired adding nothing to the rounds. You have no personality, no initiative. You are just so easy to rile up and all you do is sperg out and do things out of spite with no restraint or any kind of strategy or introspection.
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>>1989904
Cool story bro
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>>1989958
A slopcept your slopcession
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Shut and listen, a schizophrenic muslim is talking
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>>1989877
There are different camps on this, bottom line here though is that by the current rules, we are marketed as a low roleplay community.

I personally am voting for the vg style of roleplay, high roleplay masquerading as low roleplay, us all roleplaying almost in a satirical play, if that makes sense. I personally want situations where I see someone reacting to something as if its real life, but I also want situations where someone puts a nude poster on the wall and roleplays reacting to it like a cartoon character.

I personally find that it only gets rough when the player, not the character, gets mad about the difference and then punishes someone for it disproportionately. Berating people for not playing the way you want is a bad move all around, it just makes the game less fun for everyone.

This happens on both sides, the low roleplay enjoyers lash out at the high roleplay enjoyers and vice versa, we just gotta find a way to moderate against this and educate everyone
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>>1989871
I have also experienced this, it's really hard to go up against, there are folks that treat this game as their punching bag, and it is not chill to experience.

I've also experienced rounds where 90% of the folks are just vibing and riffing off of each other, those rounds were honestly the biggest, most memorable things. I've had that at 20pop, and have had it at 4pop, but it always took the majority of folks trying to riff together.
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>>1990058
It takes one nervere to mess everything up
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Is it just me, or is the slop getting crazier out there?
https://vocaroo.com/1l75ThMCCBE9
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>>1989904
I agree with all of these points. I will also counterpoint that the admin that responded came off as appearance focused and short sighted because it sounded like it was all about appearances, and not for something that we as a community should stand for.
Seems like a big issue is that people aren't acting with a shared social contract.
This is a video game, but when people group up, we want to know that we're sharing even a small base level of (broadly termed) safety together. Both sides of the isle are violating this, and its creating the turmoil we see, which are exacerbated by our /current/ moderation policy.

From what I've experienced in life, and from what I've heard amongst those most distraught in the server, I firmly feel that leadership always holds the responsibility to set the tone, and its not being upheld. Some admins are doing their best, and BIG respect to them, they're generally the least vocal ones too because of the climate of the server.
I'm not ragging on anyone when I'm saying this, just stating what I notice. I think we can improve it if there is a push to clean things up.
Ideally pomf steps in and does it, but I think he has a pretty full and busy life and just can't be involved to the degree is needed to do it. We're all pretty busy.
Shit, pay me a salary and I'd dedicate to it, but that'd be unreasonable as hell, nobody would pay for it.

I think the best we could really do, is just all agree to play the game with well intentions and cool heads, make a fun story, generate some humor, be the butt of the joke sometimes, but also don't overly bully people just trying to get their bearings. Be like a big brother, not a school bully.
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>>1990086
I agree in a way, but also, if one person sucks, people can band together to clown on them. If most people internalize the suck and follow along with the suck, that's when the round feels really bad. It sucks out your joy.
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Man, the more I think on this, the more I feel that the problem we're stuck up against is a flawed game design. There's a lot of room for some bad stuff to take hold.
Ss13 is beautifully flawed, vg is in that realm because we're on ss13, we should cherish the flaws and the chaotic nature of it, or I fear we'll be stuck fighting forever.
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>>1990101
Admins have no incentive to tone down their shit because they hold the power and they sit in their hugbox.
The players have no way to do anything about it. You can either leave or you can treat them like they treat the playerbase. 90% of the playerbase chose to leave and left a dead server only populated by discordites who show up for one round a day.
The minority of players who stuck around like me are dishing out what the admins did to the playerbase. The best you can do is get yvvel and nervere to leave the server, then maybe they'll recruit admins again and you can get some normal people in there, then start rebuilding. You can't remove all these idiots but you can reduce their numbers and get something better. Maybe the shit admins you can't remove will get bored and move on or die from a stroke.
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>>1990135
For ages, humanity fought against wolves, we competed for space and for prey. Eventually, someone realized that we wanted the same things, and could work together.

If we had killed all of the wolves, we'd never be best friends. This is a furry analogy, but it struck me as appropriate lol

The point is, a balls to the wall fighting strategy is less effective than finding a middle ground and winning over the majority. I don’t know if the majority is worth winning over, but I've had enough rounds with different folks that are chill to believe that it is worth it.
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>>1990135
The point here is, we won’t just get something better unless we put in the effort to build it together.
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>>1989703
>evenly applied rules
this is important, rules should also be more lax. Too many people are overpunished
>moderation team that plays more
absolutely, we need way more admins imo
>moderation team members that aren't exhausted and jaded
see above
>rumor milling should be discouraged somehow, this shit is out of hand. (yvvel does participate in it, and has for a while, which is one reason why people are annoyed at him)
Rumor milling is for the deranged and anyone involved should be ignored. While most can ignore it, it does make the thread look bad if it's talked about more than the game
>be a bit better at enforcing the rule one thing, new players are joining, getting turned into punching bags by some seriously miserable players, and deciding to quit
Namedrop offenders and what they do, sometimes shit happens
>cut out the forum report abuse
Huh?
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We could fix all the server issues by forcing people to listen to VM greatest hits
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>>1990199
The forum report abuse I was talking about is this;

Folks get mad at an action in game shit out a half baked report, and make someone go through the process of gathering evidence to go against the report, with the main burdeon being on the accused.

This is coupled with some blatant cherry picking, and lack of activity from the moderators in combing through the logs. There should be automated tools for log diving on their end honestly, I could make some for them to use if there's interest.
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>>1990300
Also I've seen some actual lies be told in these reports, and I never hear about it being called out by the mod team. This may be fixed with some mod team reform though
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>>1990199
What is the best place to namedrop offenders, feedback?
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>>1990305
Drop 'em in the thread and give me as many detail as possible and I'll slop care of it
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ban autismtalks aka windowserrors from the forums



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