monGODZ edition
First for Kukri
wonned
>>19264244 TRILLION ORG LOST TO THIS
I love Mongolz before they were cool.
4.5%
>>1926427did you sell your rip eazy e ak???
Now that we've won EWC, Blast Open Fall will be a piece of cake
Finland confirmed strongest CS nation right now
https://nitter.net/Ozzny_CS2/status/1959607471812550796#m
>>1926433No, it's at 72k kills now. Road to 100k still onI'm thinking of posting DM highlights, would you watch them or is it too autistic?
What the fuck happened
HAVE SEX LOSERSHAVE SEX WITH A REAL YUMAN WOMAN
>>1926437shouldn't give views to clout chasers on twitter, link the actual video
>>1926439>>1925871
>>1926439food poisoningbut now he'll have a few days to recover, and mongolz + aurora + falcons aren't competing at Blast Open Fall, so Vitality are easily taking it
>>1926439>mydwoo
>>1926439Poisoned by SA government + Mickey mouse tournament
THE CONQUERED WILL BOW AND THE HORDES THEY WILL GROW
>>1926448>>1926451So why did you immediately buy this excuse when apex said it, but when donk used it it a couple days earlier, everyone here made fun of him?
>>1926437Crazy turnout for a watch party. Makes sense since a third of the population or something is supposedly under 18
>>1926456It was obviously he was making excuses to cover up for his team being shit and his baiting being exposed
How did falcons lose to those scrubs?
>m0NESY: "Today we showed the best game we have ever played in Falcons"This labubu is delulu. They literally looked better only by virtue of the entirety of Vita not caring and wanting out (still lost inferno kek).Melbourne was their best when both teams ACTUALLY played, tried their best and got close to beating them but decided to choke on Nuke from 12-6 into three OTs.
>>1926439He shot one of the chinese players body and then twitter was filled with chinese people saying how happy they are his dad died. He is mental midget
>>1926464From his brainlet perspective this was their best so far because they won their fights more often = they did better
>>1926463>How did falcons lose to those scrubs?They're no supermen.
techno is gonna be swimming in it at the home coming event
If that piece of shit mcfatty fat fuck fuckface Saw doesn't fire Sunpaypal I'm gonna be big mad.But being realistic, he's not leaving before Budapest is he? :(
>>1926482they were a package deal, like t0z and sn0xthe problem is that in this case, they're not BOTH dogshit
>>1926439he is sick
So did no one take this event seriously?Why does it feel like everyone just didn't show up?Was this some kind of match fix to ensure low viewership so EWC won't do more CS2 events?
>>1926493cope & seethe
>>1926493Give it a rest Apex
>>1926493I think Spirit losing to Heroic was definitely a fluke, but Chopper angered the Saudis. Mongolz are really good now, so maybe they could've beaten Spirit in GF nevertheless. Still, Zweih is getting so much harsh critique. I feel sort of bad for him.
A tale of two interviews.
i always liked mongols btw
>>1926532shut up glory hunter
Should NAVI replace iM with Elige?1?!?
>>1926562should jamyoung replace senzu?
>>1926562note how nobody is even talking about how great frozen is. they all glaze elige for some reason
>>1926562iM does some secondary calling so unless EliGE is the kind of player who chimes in, I don't think it's the best move.
>>1926562+elige-aleksi
>>1926562aleksib, his calling isn't worth the perma 4v5 and iM can igl
https://xcancel.com/poloolpp/status/1959569105486270945
So, are we ready to admit that the BO5 experiment has been a total failure? How many more 3-0 stomps are needed?
>>1926674we need BO7 so we get to see at least one map won by losers
>>1926674every 3-0 stomp is worth it for the chance of having a 4th or 5th map
>>1926674it's not like it takes very long if it's 3-0, so it's not really a problem but you can probably do something, like go 0-2 down you lose or change the map order up so that losing your pick and your opponents doesn't mean having to potentially overcome opponents on theirs to get back to 2-1, move the order after 0-2 to your pick no matter the veto order to make 1-2 more likely
>>1926674Why do you spam this every day? It's going to be short if it's 3-0 anyway so why do you care?
>>1926674Why is a 2-0 stomp better than a 3-0 stomp? It's not the format that makes one team significantly better than the other.
>>19266743-0 finals are worth it for the occasional kino 3-2 finals we get
Mongolz are five such insane aimers it's crazy, ggwp
>>1926720maybe drop the fixed order completely and just have a ban phase? the loser then picks one of the remaining maps in the pool. so aurora could have played on two of their own map picks instead of just onei personally don't mind how it is now but maybe it could benefit from a tweak or two.
>>1926757Even their calling and composure's drastically improved. They aren't just aimgods, they have good strats, teamplay, and mental resilience.
>bo7>crowd/viewers vote on the order>must be played with teams face-to-face within shouting distance>no breaks - gamer bottles will be provided by the TO
>>1926758well someone has to pick the first map either way, and if the one who picks that loses it's unfair for them to get their 2nd pick right after, it accomplishes the same thing as my idea either way, being guaranteed to play on your map picks twice if you go down 0-2 to try and prevent a 0-3 stomp
You know what's funny? That tweet from Senzu saying "when will I be him?" or something like that to donk's 10th MVP. Then the one big event they win, Techno decides to lifegame and gets the MVP.KEKAROO Love the Mongoloids
>wake up late>miss the 3-0Is it worth watching the highlights or nah?
niko on stage brosaccepting his 3rd place medal
Why is the football goat on stage
>>1926817humiliation ritual
>>1926819Just wanted to stand next to the goat rifler Nikola Kovac
>>1926803Map 1 and 2 were alright. Worth watching at x2 speed. Some good clutches and deagle moments.
Cringe
GOAT
>>1926869is this real?
>>1926871Do they get to add another star to their jersey for winning their own club rankings
>>1926871Left: fucks goatsRight: GOAT Bosnian Rifler
>>1926899>>1926871>is """""goat""""">fucked by arabs
>>1926869my CAMEL...
>>1926871Is that the famous doctor Habibi?
-zontix announced tomorrow?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfzfWs62BXU&ab_channel=Senzu-Our boy Senzu is playing Minecraft.
>>1926968ddosd gg
https://xcancel.com/username9001221/status/1959633733583241516>Job is still not finished, not until every injustice since the taxation of PC bangs is avenged, until the stolen spots from the early majors, the spots stolen by the Lourve agreement, the axing of ESL Impact Asia, the theft of MENA from us and every other injustice inflicted to us is repaid in full.>>This is just the beginning, our region's teams lead by the MongolZ will continue the next step by winning every major spot possible Budapest onward, until we are dominant in VRS rankings and EU are limited to 2 stage 1 majors spots just like we were for so many years.>>The pain Renegades felt when their efforts in the Berlin major was washed away from the RMR update, the pain HSG felt when our entire women's scene was axed in a single decision by ESL, the pain Jijiehao felt when their chance to represent Arabian CS at the major was stolen away by Valve's decision 2 months ago, the pain every single team and player in APAC felt from the decisions the Eurocentric TOs made in the past 13 years, we shall inflict back to the European scene a hundred-fold.>>Job is still not finished, let justice be done, till the heavens crumble.HOLY BASED
>>1926981>he pain Jijiehao felt when their chance to represent Arabian CS at the major was stolen away by Valve's decision 2 months agoWhat decision did Valve make?Lol why do they asians want so many teams in the majors, they all look the same. Tyloo sucks, nothing that person just said will happen.
>>1926952Maybe the info is wrong and he leaves after the Blast? There a small break after it. It would make more sense
BC.Game is getting>Magixx>Elige>Jame>Scream>Instituting a no Polish players or coaches or staff rule
flopgolz 1 fake lan per year quota achieved
>>1927007>>Instituting a no Polish players or coaches or staff ruleholy based
>>1926981cringeit took a bunch of nomadic horse fuckers with a population of 200 to finally have a good asian teamrest of the region hasn't done anything for over a decade but now wants to ride their coattails
>>1926905i said goat bosnian rifler. so hes like better than hunter and thats about it
>>1927025you think arabs care what kind of goat their are fucking?
>>1927034Why do they have Niko there anyway? I guess because he's photogenically handsome?
Soon
>>1927034there's actually people itt watching it?
>>1927038I don't see a single PC or even a monitor in this photo
>>1927041>>1927038>Soon
>>1927038awesome!I hope we get an NK cs team
>>1927046imagine the microhacks they can make
>>1927038>Smoke detectorEven in North Korea, fucking OSHA still has its iron grip on workplace environments.
>>1927007> Elige> no Polish players or coaches or staff rule?
wednesday will be interestingI think nut nut can give jcobbb a run for his money
Stuck in an airport for the next 2 hours, AMA!
>>1927080Now that you've completed the iron man, what's the next big challenge?
>>1927080Anyone ever told you look like you might be into little girls?
>>1927034the only ones not faking emotions are the guy next to niko (looks evil) and the middle saudi. penaldo looks truly uncomfortable, as if he just accepted to be there because the saudis begged him
>>1927110its literally just unbelievably rich niggas using these people as toys kek
>>1927064he said he's willing to renounce his p*lish heritage if that's what it takes to play with the undisputed CS GOAT
>>1927034what might be cs equivalent of 0 knockout stage goals at World Cups?
>>1927038ummmmm mouzbros???
>>1927070this jcobbb dude looks like a junkie, like he's gonna knife somebody for cash IRL
>>1927119dayum i guess moussies won't be participating in the nk major
>item sells for 6 cent offers on steam>fast sell for 5 cents>can't get instant funds because i sold it "way below market price"what's the fucking point jesus christi hate Valve so much it's unreal
any footage from the big watch party in mongolia when they won?
>>1927030kek
>>1927137yes there is on twitter
>>1927137The Mongolz twitter account posted some videosalso you can try searching Mongolz and going to mediait looks comfy
>>1927038>Interpol opens an investigation into the international smuggling ring due to suspicious travel patterns to North Korea>it's just VRS warriors attending Pyongyang LanDaLan
>>1927137>>1926437
>>1927159already seen that and one other that keeps getting postedwas hoping to find one of the moment they won
>>1926968>doesn't set the taskbar to auto hide or play in fullscreen Hate this dude now
>>1926562>>1926579>>1926584Aleksi HAS to go, as does Karrigan.
>>1926869no fucking way kwab if I ever fall this bad just put me out of my misery bros
>>1927285aleksi can be replaced by iM, but there isn't anyone obvious to replace Karrigan on Faze
>>1927316Kyxsan probably once Falcons decide that they can get a newer, better, more fragging IGL.
>>1927294He's in Fatal Fury
Elige is probably going to ex coL, right? nothing else makes sense and he tweeted that he has a move lined up already ("new chapter beginning soon" or smth like that)
Was wondering why there was no /vg/ thread for this game, do you guys play together here or just talk about the esports? Would anyone want to play competitive MM with me? I am silver ranked on the few maps I have a rank on.
>>1926501>>1926496?
>>1927388>silverare you a girl or femboy?
>>1927410No, I'm just a guy.https://steamcommunity.com/id/quadpenteyes/
>>1927419no thanks then
>>1927137You would never see this kind of IRL turn up for any other esports team in the world. You gotta love the Mongolz.
https://www.dust2.us/news/65039/who-do-chinese-fans-call-niko-a-soft-legged-shrimp-exploring-chinese-player-nicknames
does anyone know what the fuck is up with the constant crashing since the last couple of updates? it cant be a hardware issue and it literally ONLY happens during premier matches. shits literally unplayable because it crashes once a game, minimum.
>>1927419>23 hourspls be a smurf who also uses cheats
>>1927556No but I used to play CS 1.6 you should add me up and we can play a few I just bought another armory pass lol I've been called a smurf a few times now and I think one guy started cheating because of it but it has been chill so far and pretty fun
>>1927419>member since 2016>steam lvl 5>1 game>23hrwhat a strange profile
>>1927585Let's play some?
>>1927585he probably needs you to sign up for a tournament, he only needs one more anon!
>>1927590Nothing like that I'm not even Eastern European or Southeast Asian or whatever other ethnicity is running scams like that on Steam. I just want to queue up with some people instead of being solo every game. Just don't be one of those guys flaming our teammates if they miss a shot or just suck or whatever.
>>1927419nice ranger pfp, at least. love quake
>>1927595We could run some QuakeWorld duels if you don't want to play Counter-Strike 2 maybe
>>1927598sorry, anon. i havent played quakeworld in a very, very long time. i mostly just run singleplayer through shit like arcane dimensions and other mods.
>>1927594I guess adding on to that I would prefer to play with someone on the US East servers I get good ping to Virginia and Chicago but would compromise for Atlanta or Dallas.
>>1927594>Just don't be one of those guys flaming our teammates if they miss a shot or just suck or whatever.oh i am one of those people
Do you guys play with the damage prediction on?
>>1927611only body, the head one is fucked up still
>>1927544i didn't get any crasheshaven't seen reports of crashes either, idk
>>1927388holy newfag
>>1927643theres tons of threads on the steam forums about crashes lol
didn't even know it was possible to get clutching that high, thought that and utility was impossible to max out
whoever made 3.0 should be beaten, publicly
>>1926460agreed, shameful behavior from apex and zywog>>1926981this is why you never let thirdworlders into power"the theft of mena" as if every east asian didn't want to murder that ohnepixel team a couple majors ago and as if algerian cs has anything to do with japanese cs, "the pain renegades felt" as if they didn't qualify from na and get shit from asians for later playing the same quals, "the taxation of pc bangs" as if valve's a criminal for not giving csgo away for free, "the pain hsg felt" when they only became relevant by hiring a brazilian troon who carried them with a 1.30 rating, the feeling of entitlement to play in eu tournaments in the first place while proclaiming that they're gonna make cs asian-centric some retard makes an edgy speech like this every year, I'd bet a lot more on mongolz frauding out in the next couple years than cs becoming a primarily asian sport cracking the whip on dumb hapless white folk
>>1927518>and we name hunter 个拥有与酒瓶般粗壮阴茎的男人 which means "slink softly, strike with great vengeance," a reference to one time he showed contemplative demeanor on playercam, which is called "the soft slink" in reference to pythons in zisiqiaoseen this a few times from different people and never understood why they presume we give a fuck. I've never felt the slightest desire to go to chinese hltv and smugly google translate explain that "putting a 0 in the gamertag means 0 majors won, but if they won a major it means that was a mickey mouse major, a reference to the 2020 covid nba playoffs" or tell them the history of "32k/mo dj" or whatever
>>1927758chinese internet culture is unique
>>1927763hahaha lol
>>1927763so is nigerian internet culture, but I don't seem them writing 20k character posts about nigerian pidgin nicknames from nairaland and assuming you'll care. unique ≠ interesting>“Fywoo” (废物): A pun where ZywOo becomes Fywoo (废物 fei wu, meaning “trash” or “useless person”). It’s used mockingly when he underperforms in a match. >“Big Sweet Potato” (大番薯): A nickname given because fans think ZywOo looks like a character called Big Sweet Potato from a Chinese cartoon.>“The Final Weapon of French CS” (法国CS的最终兵器): Refers to him being the only French player ever to reach world No.1 status, seen as France’s ultimate weapon in Counter-Strike.>“Lao Jiu” (老九): Comes from the number 259. Advent liked this number as a child because he had a crush on a girl, and on a Chinese nine-key mobile input, the numbers 2-5-9 type out her name. So in this context, 259 represents the girl Advent once liked. who fucking asked
>>1927785Idk it's kinda interesting. CS isn't super big in China right? So I imagine it's like something the equivalent of /csgog/ making up random nicknames for players.
>>1926981>let justice be done, till the heavens crumblebased aldnoah zero watcher. there is no second season
>>1927798that's not from aldnoah zero https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiat_justitia_ruat_caelum but i am surprised you remember a quote from that dogwater anime from 10 years ago
>>1927799there's no way some random asian dude knows it from the original latin legal bs and not an anime
>>1927799>>1927802also>dogwaterit was peak (if you don't watch the second season)
https://youtu.be/L4EsA_5KpGc?t=5672>raycons have active noise cancellation so you can block out all the sounds around you and really focus on the game, like certain people maybe in vitality right now aren't even able to do, losing their fucking head messaging analysts, messaging bloody reddit mods complaining about takes, like fuck, mate you are aware you just won the grand slam mate, like fucking hell how many millions does it take before you can buy some human dignity>no that's rude, that's actually quite rude and I like apex, apologies for that one. je suis desoleNEEEEEEEEEEEW CONTENDER FOR KWAB OF THE YEAR
>>1927803let's be real it is easily urobuchi's most mid anime
>>1927791>CS isn't super big in China rightbig enough that they can flood the frogs with death threats and get them to publicly cuck outit's not that they have nicknames, it's that they keep writing long explainers. no chinese person cares what "he's a bywoo" means when the joke has to be translated and is based on a reference they never saw
>>1927809doesn't mater, still peak
can someone link me the official english youtube video for falcons vs aurora, i need to see if I can download it.the official broadcaster vods that are available to download are not suitable. 896x504 2705k is fucking unreal. esl's recent broadcast was 2560x1440 23076kblast's was 2560x1440 17599k
>>1927863you can yt-dlp twitch
>>1927866i know. but i don't know whether i can do it to youtube cause i don't know what the link is
>>1927870https://youtube.com/watch?v=TvxkILxyw38why couldn't you find it, and what's wrong with the twitch vod
>>1927804kek what the fuck
>>1927885the rights were sold in australia >>1917218there isn't anything wrong with the twitch vod, but it's better if you're doing shit with the video to have the best quality one. which is usually youtube
>>1927388this is for the esports sidesometimes a thread about the game pops up. You're welcome to make onedon't expect a lot of replies though. It's a simple game that hasn't changed for 25 years. The only people who wants to talk gameplay usually just want to bitch and moan
Just unboxed this, only been playin for a week. Feelin pretty dope, I started playing because I thought the knives were cool.
>watching the latest jcobbb + rain and karrigan povs on LIM-CSmy impression so far is an extremely aggressive adhd zoomer who's great at clicking headshis overconfidence will probably get him killed a lot, but if he can just match elige's output and not suck the life out of the team he'll probably be an upgradewill be interesting to see them on lan
>team on a death bed>poles start appearing in the rosterIt's weird that it happened 3 times now.
confirmed baitzen kicked elige
>>1928027good
>>1928030>good
>>1928031go statsfag on hltvI know who ruined faze
>>1928035>I know who ruined fazeyes we know, it was blamefzen
>>1928035Stewie2K on B site inferno?
chink stream sites are so shit
-Karrigan-AleksiTID
how to mic spam in this day and age?
oh no no no
everything we feared about him joining faze and not fitting in was apparently truebiggest mistake of karrigan's career
cloud9eligesteelskadoodleswagxeppaaverage age 30coming to a fragadelphia near you
>>1928100what the resident psychoanalysts opinion on eliges mental problems based on spunj's tweet?
game is full of cheaters, impossible to actually play it
>>1928117elige is a cs autisteverything has to be done "by the book"karrigan is the polar opposite of that, it was never going to workhe should be playing in a system like blad3's, rigid and unchallengedigl's like JT suit him because he can clout on them by being the biggest dick on them team, or unironically steel because they see the game similarly finally, the core issue is he is polish
>>1928117>tilts badly when he makes mistakes>gets passive aggressive when others make mistakes or disagrees with him>ego just a bit too big for his individual skills to live up tothey brought in s1mple hoping a dose of honest, critical truth could fix him, but he didn't learn anything.his whole "we call him helvijs now. He's a whole new person!" probably didn't help
>>1928100>>1928100btw karrigan let him live in his house
Why does frozen dislike elige?
>>1928123First ever interview he did with faze had him say "the comms are messy, I am gonna try and fix this"I put an X on that roster ever since, and no wonder the players did as well
>>1928123you just got two posts before yours telling you why
>>1928100the biggest mistake was replacing him with some polish nobody. If they replaced elige with fl4mus or twistzz people would be like>we're so backinstead everybody is shitting on them, even when it was clear that elige doesn't fit into Faze at allregardless, they can still get some cash for him, maybe sell him back to Liquid or Navi and then use that money to replace rain or broky. Or just kick kariggan, that nigga is washed.
>>1928126absolute shit takebut I guess you're just parroting whatever you read elsewhere
>>1928100As much as I like Elige I have to admit he's a mental midget like n0k0.
>>1928126-karrigan should've come before -elige
I have no desire rooting for FaZe while that low-brow polack with no aura is in the roster. I like 4/5 players of that roster, but he alone kills any excitement I have for the team that bears the legendary tag and picks up matchfixers from tier3 in place of legendary players.Only one polack has aura, and his name is Roland.
its time to admit twistzz was right about karriganoldfatwashedend of his rope
Looks like zontix is staying for blast open
>>1928135tn1r cancelled the deal
>>1928128t. grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz
>>1928132>*misses*
>>1928141I'm danedog, not pole
>>1928096why am i even scared of womenthey are so fucking useless and pathetic
>>1928143oh shit, sorry for talking trash Finn, you still got it!
>>1928142He does it with aura, correctMiss from ultimate >>> 360 glock headshot from jcobbbbb
>>1928132i stopped giving a shit about this team after they betrayed broky
>>1928144because big daddy govt is on their side and they gon fuck you up
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2384918/rare-atom-vs-wdnmd-perfect-world-cs-challenge-series-1-china-closed-qualifierGuangzhou Derby
Turks owned
>>1928170Got the whole class laughing bro :|
>>1928170you have to be 18 to post here
>>1928173>zonic screaming over 3RD PLACEAt least N0ko got to be near Ronaldo kek
>>1928174>>1928176Cope turkies
>>1928179>post twitch humor>think people not laughing is copeyou need to fuck off
>>1928180Mad turk
>>1928179>>1928182retard
GM bros!
Why hasn't navi reached a final in 2025?
speaking of roster moves...can falcons get a fucking move on and kick teses already before they ruin him even more with anchor positions?just buy b1t for a couple of mills, or get magixx or something
>>1928210ayo he cute
>>1928228GET ELIGE
>>1928100Weird how Broky seemingly is not harboring resentment over getting benched, and then being brought back only because Faze couldn't buy out S1mple/Faze didn't want S1mple after trying him out.
>>1928228You can stop pretending to care about Teses and just admit you want 1 more superstar, br0.>>1928245Broky is a psychopath, he has that look. So he's not going to display it publicly.
>>1928245>be based retard goat>get paid vacation>team realizes the problem isn't you, it's the cringe faggot you and frozen can't stand>karrigan says he misses you even before they reach playoffs>promises to kick elige when you return
What do you think Broky would think of this place, /magog/?
>>1928255>think
Why haven't we, yes we (us /magog/gers), spammed this thread link to every T1 pro's twitter DMs? I'm sure at least one of them would show up and read our insightful opinions.
>>1928266Hate musk.
>>1928255I imagine most pros are not smart enough to appreciate this place. Like when I look at e-sports in general pros do not strike me as mature or adult 95% of the time.
>>1928211aleksiBpeople keep talking about drastic changes in NAVI but none of them don't have the balls to admit -aleksi, +iM IGL, +AnyStarRifler is a banger move
>>1928270That's not to say that people here are smart or mature either. You are all retarded gay niggers.
>>1928270Unironically true. Most of these pros are just kids who ground faceit and DM for 16 hours a day and are now getting paid for it. They have limited real world experience to bring about the kind of maturity needed to appreciate the insights this place offers.Not to mention most of them are just straight up hiveminded retards, remember the whole SG saga from back in the day?
>>1928272We're RGNs or Einsteins depending on the thread mood.
>>1928271>-aleksi, +iM IGL, +AnyStarRifler is a banger moveI've been saying this since last year, I'm always ahead of the curve.
If any of the Mongolz spoke good english, I bet they would've been poached a while ago. Blitz would probably be IGL for Falcons if he was fluent.
>>1928274>They have limited real world experienceThis. Just recall how they were supposed to make pizza
>>1928284Apparently Basil goes on AFTER the pizza is baked.
>>1928255broky has been /ourguy/ for a long time. there's a high chance he lurks
>>1928290that's fl0ppy
>finally seems like summer is over>anons start having gay meta discussions about /hereI knew it was too good to be true
mongols won the battle but falcons won the war
>>19282983RDPLACE
>>1928297when's the last time we had a meta discussion? maintenance is important anon>>1928298is that chigga in front doing the gay little heart symbol or the money finger rub?
>>19282991st place
>>1928299Winning over vitality in finals or 3rd place decider is 10x better than winning over pissrora
>>1928304cope
>Winning over vit-ack!>>1926527
We wanted to make sure Vitality didn't get 2nd in org cup. Aurora couldn't be trusted to do it. What can you do? We still won it all remember that.
>>1928302Doesn't this shit just reward large organizations and leave smaller orgs with only one team in one game in the dust?
>>1928298everything about this event is so fucking gay...can't believe I miss when gambling sites started taking over everything
>>1928304>Winning over vitality in finalsRetardo, if you think that vitality gave a fuck about any of this. It didn't even matter. Melbourne was the real Falcons v Vitality showdown. This was some dogshit to promote national tourneys they'll be hosting later next year.
>>1928324Ewc matters more, factually speaking
>>1928327From the VRS point of view it doesn't really matter to topdogs as much as it does to some smaller teams that can pump some points and get better Major standings.
>>1928331Apex said they cared a lot about it
>>1928334covering for his org
>>1928335He cares a lot
>>1928334>>1928336They're getting shit on by their """"""""fans""""""""" for showing signs of regress. Admitting they never gave a fuck about this as much as they did about other more prestigious tournaments would be like showing middle finger to all the """"""fans"""""" and the Saudis. Nobody in this business will outright admit it but it's just not on the same level as Majors or big ESL events with huge crowds that actually give a fuck about the discipline beyond taking turns screeching "Let's go <team>" on repeat.
>>1928344completely agreebut why this stupid use of quotation marks?
>>1928349Because those are not fans, those are just some tourists that hopped on a glory-train when Vitality began dominating. If you throw shit at the team you're supposedly rooting for during the fall-off period preceded by a very impressive streak with just ONE change then you're not really a fan but rather some retard who never gave a fuck about the team in the first place, simple as. Vitality's 2025 so far has been their best year and anyone following their journey knows that their performance used to be all over the place, yet "fans" thought now would be the best time to start throwing tantrums over some fuck ups. It's clear who those people really are.
>>1928357this is """""""""gay"""""""""this is not "gay"
>>1928126My wife Homura
>>1928383GODwoo...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnF1T9tfezcwatch
Has ESL released their Cologne vid yet?
>>1928420buy an ad, cheapskate
>>1928324>>1928344They wouldn't normally care too much about a 3rd place decider when they are not as risk of losing invites or starting out in a lower stage at majors, but they certainly did when 1.06m was on the line, they would've been 2nd over liquid in club championship if they won it and vitality would get 4m instead of 3m, and 60k more for ending up 3rd instead of 4th in cs2.
>>1927038According to the steam user map there is at least 1 person in North Korea that has logged into steam.
>>1928427>vitalityExactly. Go and check how many rosters they've got under their banner. It's the org's money, not the roster's money.
>>1928383what'd he break through?
>>1928424spirit are like the richest org behind the saudi gov project
https://youtu.be/fnF1T9tfezc?t=856donk telling zontix he loves him more xd
imo blast majors are not real majorstrophy too ugly
>falcons aren't on the listWhy did they even...
>>1928433Come on you know they would want to appease their org, are any other rosters even relevant? Seems their rocket league team does okay but surely their cs team is what instantly pops to everyone's mind when hearing the name, and nobody else is requiring 6 digits a month, they basically lost a year of zywoo's salary in this totally meaningless 3rd place decider.
>>1928446what the fuck is that Imperial logo, absolutely disgusting
>>1928450the women team was allowed to decide on the new logo when they overtook them in vrs
>>1928454grim
>>1928374Anon, I've got bad news, your wife is GAY
>>1928446it's hard getting visa for kyousuke who never traveled anywhere before this year if you try to attend everything, but it's another online clownshow anyway that is mostly attended for money handouts from blast, you can only skip their events every so often or you lose out on that
>>1928446BlameF will pop off this tourney, I know it.
>>1928440Nah I don't buy it. Shitposters have kindly informed me that donk personally stamped and signed the executive decision to pull zont1x off the roster.
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3052534/awpers-s1mple-could-replace
>>1928516Raped by artfrost. Twice.
>>1928516>awpers simple could replace>>>and not to forget>
>>1928516https://www.accuweather.com/en/in/hyderabad/202190/weather-forecast/202190
>>1928516The first two replies kek
>>1928440qt
>W0nderful: Firepower 58/100, Opening 53/100, Sniping 91/100>S1mple: Firepower 87/100, Opening 73/100, Sniping 93/100Ok what is this branch of autism called? This kind of rating and number focus is only seen in counter strike. In no other esport do people talk about decimal points and "rating" each game.
>>1928584People do it in real sports
Setting the record straighttldr: everyone hates elige
>>1928584it's because HLTV is forcing it and they are the main news site for CS
>>1928592Is that fag a hltv mod?
>>1928595I think he means from whatever pedocord server the quote came from
>>1928599He has bold name which means mod I think
>56k viewsit's over
>>1928592>bro I've heard crazy shit, u don't even know, u wish u were an insider like me to know this wild shit>erm this is being misquoted, I don't know anything that's not public information, I'll be talking to my lawyer about this libel
>>1928592I knew this shit was going to happen as soon as he barged into the team saying he was forcing his way to play from day 1Like nigga stfu and keep your head down, you're playing with Karrigan right after a major final run. Keep your head down and do what he fucking tells you and leave your diva emo attitude at the door
>>1928580
>>1928592how was anything misrepresented?it's literal screenshots of his posts.he's either mad it got leaked or he's been messaged by faze players to stfu.
From new spirit ewc vlog(that's our pathetic unlovable unbearable chud incel nigga elige on the left)
>>1928629it got framed like he put all the blame on frozen>he's either mad it got leakedthat too probably
>>1928632Total KWAB
>>1928618for me, it's Striker>I have information that something might possibly be happening in one tier-1 team... Something might definitely be happening, but I'm not ready to disclose at this moment
>>1928635
>>1928624go watch the last faze vlog and watch neo bitch at elige for writing down an idea but not sharing it, presumably because he got browbeaten down over time keep your head down and follow the calls? you're not contributing. try to improve a process and fix cluttered overcalls? you're butting in and should just be a good soldier. there's no winning
>>1928635>>1928641pottery
>>1928647new frame oh no no no...
>>1928319You still get the money from the game you did well in. But if you want to win the whole multi game tournament thing, yeah obviously.
>GUESS THE PROlet's playdubs can ask for a leadwhoever wins posts the next one
>>1928651hooxi
>>1928654thank you!I immediately regretted posting that...
>>1928648grim, he got completely buckbroken
Are they playing with zontix or not? It's weird because heroic skipped blast open because tn1r left.
>>1928632tbf you see pros taking naps between games all the timehltv said they wanted to cut him at the playerbreak so he must've known for ages
this monesy nigga regrets his life decisions oh nonono
https://xcancel.com/iamcs2kitchen/status/1960018101619007515>Any person getting tagged on server drops 1% low for everyone in the server all the time in CS
>>1928686not funny, just sadhe's just experienced what the saudis are all abouthe now knows he, together with all other esport assets the saudis buy up, are just toys and tools to be used up and thrown away. Because saudis only care because other people care. And when everyone stops caring because of the saudis, there won't be anyone left to care about him
>>1928669They are playing with z0ntix. It would be impossible to integrate a new player just in a couple days. They'll need at least a few weeks for that.
>>1928686desu after this statement i don't even know what to think, maybe he deserves it>m0NESY: "Today we showed the best game we have ever played in Falcons"bro you had almost zero improvement in teamplay since the Austin disaster and you consider a 9am meme match your best game... honestly worrying
the OG wigger?
>>1928692>not funnywrong
>falcons won the final in 2 (two!) out of all the categoriestruly deserving of being crowned no.1 at esports
>>1928745actually it was just one if you don't count ewc itselflol
>>1928745>cs2 only 1.25mwhat the fucksmaller than>apex>some mobag>honor of kings>blops6>pubg MOBILE>siege>pubg>crossfirehow
>>1928749all the big teams got eleminated at the begining. normies don't want to watch some random mongolians vs random turks
>>1928745I don't understand what the Saudis are doing with League of Legends. It was a scuffed Bo3 format all the way until finals (in League all playoff matches are normally Bo5s). They hamfisted the entire thing across 4 days. And it was the week after a League equivalent of a Major, so it was even more jarring. It's so rare for Riot to allow 3rd parties to organize tier 1 tournaments. It basically hasn't happened in like 10 years and when the Saudis finally managed to bribe Riot enough to let them run one, they made such a Mickey Mouse one. Maybe Riot wouldn't give them more than 4 days? Even then they could have at least made it Bo5s. This whole thing was so wasted on the Saudis. I'm really disappointed.EWC on the right. The Riot tournament that was one week before it on the left.
>>1928749valve has this sandniggers by the balls
>>1928770hopefullyand you could be right. No bigger prizepool than the major rule?
niko and elige in one teamwhat do we think about it?
>>1928749valve has to have a max prize pool rule in place, it makes no sense that everyone would arbitrarily make theirs 1.25m especially saudis the way they splurged out on ewc as a whole. I read something about pgl having a 1.6m event sometime next year, astana I think, but it also was something like only club share being increased
>>1928774he cute
>>1928745oh no...
>>1928830TL sure knows how to bang bang men LoooooooL!
>Can't even win their own events>Slipping to turkroaches of all peopleFailclownbros... You can blame lag, you can blame Ch0k0, you can praise Aurora's perfromance but this is not good enough
>>1928830>3 million>500kNOT OKWhat's next? Dildos being thrown on stage?
>>1928835Falcons won
>>1928804feels like it. but when i spent 5 minutes reading organizer rules i couldn't find anything about that.
>>1928830Liquid should cut their CS roster and give their Mobile Legends: Bang Bang team a raise.
>>1928844well, they did just win over half a million each (unless liquid has them on some jewish prize money contract)
>666 HLTV pointsMouz are about to make a deal with Satan.Also holy shit, Pain should not be in the top 10. What the fuck is up with that.
>>1928835lets see what falcons lost>ugly trophynow lets see what they won>BO3 vs mouz, exposing them as shitters>BO3 vs vitality, further exposing their mickey mouse era>1 more step towards kicking zonic for making kyousuke perform worse
>>1928592>My posts in a public discord server were heckin leaked!!!
Grim status?
>>1928592yjk some players messaged him to shut the fuck up >>1928885https://www.hltv.org/matches/2384753/passion-ua-vs-tbd-draculan-season-1
>>1928885From Ukraine with Passion
>>1928860>hltv rankingthis shit is irrelevant and should be discontinued, it's actually embarrassing that they still try to push it, using it as first result on frontpage sidebar, on match pages for team rankings and to decide how many stars to give a match, the order of teams attending an event and probably much more
>>1928640read this in his voice, guy still hasn't told us what he knows about zont1x
>>1928618>>1928884>>1928629>>1928891kek honestly this was bitchmade, if he's gonna flaunt his insider knowledge he should expect this. of course faze doesn't want everyone to hear this when they're trying to recoup the cost
>>1928860Vitality now equaled Faze with 60 weeks at top 1I think only Navi and Astralis have more
>>1928830Respect Mobile Legends Bang Bang (Woman's)
>>1928840I guess they don't want to have to 1 up or match everyone for the majors or risk them being considered even less prestigious than they already are
>>1928770>valve has this sandniggers by the ballssaudis can literally kill cs overnight if they shut down faceit
>>1928669>>1928733This was the best opportunity to integrate tn1r. The best way to do it is to throw the team in the deep end. It's what falcons should've done before Cologne to avoid that embarrassing exit.
>>1928745>Falcons didn't win in Apex (the game not the IGL) where they purchased the 3 literal best playersKWAB OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!!!
>>1928923Fissure hinted today on Twitter that spirit will go. That would be a good first event for tn1r.
>>1928924We literally won the important thing so keep coping
>>1928838>>1928863holy cope, kwab!
>>1928928kwabcons!
>>1928921wish they wouldfucking dogshit platform
>>1928921lmfao, everyone would flood to whatever that swedish one is in a heartbeat. it would be momentarily bad but 85% of regular faceit players wouldn't give the game up because they had to use a different client
https://esportsworldcup.com/en/competitions/apex-legendsTo add to the kwabness, failclowns didn't win a single match out of 10 matches. The supposed best player oat, the "ceo" who's currently playing on falcons even lost against his former org TSM.
>>1928946>apexdead game who cares?
>>1928928stop pretending to be a saudi cock sucker
>wow the best players didn't have a 100% winrate.>can you believe it? such shit players
>>1928951>>1928955KWABKWABKWABKWABhttps://youtu.be/xs5ZHybC8X8?si=MU1hPr13tllf32Sz&t=789Looks like the apex team has their own version of zonic
>>1928953I'm just a niko fan and you're a zypoo fan. We owned you hard. We deprived you of ONE MILLION DOLLARS by owning you. You're still seething about it.
esl announcement:this is your public service announcement that >>1928955 is some variety of thirdworlder who doesn't speak englishthis concludes your esl announcement
>>1928958>everyone who isn't sucking saudi cock is a zywoo fanthanks for labeling yourself a midwit. Maybe put it in the name field from now on
Ya seethe?
>>1928941ESEA still exists too lol. Plus the vast majority of the player-base including the cash cows that are case openers do not care about and/or have never even played on faceit before. Really the only people who could kill CS would be regulators clamping down on valve for essentially operating a children's casino.
>>1928964>ESEA still exists too lolnot in the context we're discussing
>>1928962Exposed lol. Seethe more about losing.
>>1928964>clamping down on valve for essentially operating a children's casino.now THAT'S how I want cs to dienot by disgusting sandpeople buying up everything and strangling the scene>>1928966my teams never win anything. If I seethed about losing I'd never be doing anything else
>>1928965Ah you're right. I tuned out of the scene around then and didn't realized they'd fully merged. My point really was that if faceit disappeared tomorrow there could be 10 copycats in it's place relatively quickly. they aren't the first and probably won't be the last, they just have a monopoly on a niche market.
>>1928941>>1928974I remember a really pathetic ad for one of them that played in some big tournament this year, it wasn't esportal it was some invite only thing that was obviously doa and I doubt more than 50 games were ever played on it
>esportal>esea in 2025hahahahahahahaha
we all use gamers club here
>>1928926>Fissure hinted today on Twitter that spirit will go. In place of who?
>>1928941>lmfao, everyone would flood to whatever that swedish one is in a heartbeat.that "whatever swedish one" has an anticheat marginally better than VAC where only casuals from nordic countries play.Faceit won't die but hypothetically if push came to shove and the owners killed it for some reason, Valve would be left out in the open with a competitive game that is inferior to CSGO and already most old players don't like as much, has virtually no anticheat and now no platform where you can actually grind the game competitively without encountering a cheater every game. maybe it wouldn't completely kill CS but the game would take such a hit in playerbase and reputation that it would probably never recover, it would be an event that affects everything about the game, from skins to the pro scene.
Hot take: Falcons need to make a roster move
niggas is gay
>>1929028just because it gives you a stiffy doesn't make it gay. plus they are in saudi, this is the normal way men stand and walk with eachother. When in Rome.
>>1929034nigga you gay too
>>1929034yur the one saving vids of 17yo russian boys hugging on to your pc lil bro
>>1929041meant for >>1929035
>>1929041>seething so hard he self replieslmao gay nigga kwab
>>1929044lol
>>1929028someone's definitely gonna make an ai edit of thissame deranged people who write those cringe fanfics
>>1929044keep saving pics of little russian boys to fantasize about their sexuality lil bro
>>1929055mad+zesty+0 maj0rs
>>1929028>they will win a major togetherthis makes us seethe
>>1929082iem fragadelphia, maybe
Why do people here pretend to like Falcons?
>>1929087We like niko and monesy and kyosuke
>>1929089No we don't.
>>1929090We like them
>>1929091Nope.
>>1929095You give off homo vibes ngl
>>1929089we like clowning on them, yes
>>1929100falcons will never lose to mibr again
>>1929104they finna buy try tho
>>1929106Liquid should get try so they're na
>>1928469Yeah, for me.
>>1929144im tired of the phrase humiliation ritual but... this is a humiliation ritual.
all donk faceit games are with suns1de im getting bad vibes for his future performance
The next unexpected nation to field a top tier CS team will be . . . . . . . . . .
niko haters are just retarded losers. his chokes are only noticeable because everyone pays attention to him which is natural since he is the goat rifler. nobody remembers jackz missing an easy kill on electronic but everyone remembers the deagle moment. nobody remembers everyone but guardian having a negative score or karrigan having his dick sucked as a genius while getting outsmarted by c9. the only understandable reason someone would hate on him is because he signed up for falcons, and that is not even a big deal, just a greedy decision by his part.
>>1929167donk must make choice. 3dpd woman or cs.
>>1929175is that some weird night club?
>>1929173usa
>>1929180many are saying this
>>1929173turkey
>>1929034>When in Rome.The Romans were gay.
>>1929089who's we lilbro nigga must be talm french or sumn
>>1929201you know how you feel when you see justin trudeau in the full outfit with face paint and all?
>>1929098
>>1929175No one would laugh at n0k0 if he wasn't such a mental midget.
are they gonna run everybody over at fissure, where none the other top teams show up, or will the forced visa break from blast fuck them over?
>>1929382Another quick 3-0 defeat against Spirit
>>1929395spirit isn't coming, anon
>>1929382falcons finna break them in half at fissure
>>1929409>>1929330
>>1929415not happeningunless you want them to kick liquid out of the event? (would be funny, but not gonna happen)they might show up for a show match to appease the crowd
>>1929419A team is going to be replaced 100%. The only question is if it's going to be Spirit.
>>1929423is that even allowed?unless one of the locked in teams pulls out I guess
I thought the CS calendar was supposed to be packed this year, yet there are so many gapes.
>>1929432really funny anonyou have to be 18 to post here tho
>>1929434What was the joke?
>>1929483>gapes
>>1929488>t.gaped
how is matey current doing?>liquid vs m80>11.0 x on m80
>>1929510never mindit's vitality not liquid. lolnot taking that bet
>>1929511m80 got gaped by G2 with TaZ, those niggas are garbage
>>1929330what could this mean other than spirit coming?maybe something dumb like magixx coming and signing autographs.
>>1929330Sonic (the hedgehog, not the cs2 player)
my nigga hunter finna boutta hunt down some zesty Liquid thugs
s1mple kino today
>>1929556OG is a way better team. He'll have to carry for them to win
>>1929559he beat og a few days ago
elige
>>1929554>>1929566-poopaypal+eligeG2GODS don't need sissy awpers
Who we got?
>>1929581surely nafany can do this
>>1929581>Imperial Valkyries>NIP ImpactHow come some of them are genuinely cute? Like I'd be expecting absolute magixx-looking femcels
>>1929590pro esport women are surprisingly good looking in general
snax > siuhy frankly
mayonnaise > ketchup honestly
SPIRIT IS COMING TO FISSURE PLAYGROUND 2 signing session
>>1929539>maybe something dumb like magixx coming and signing autographs.very close
>>1929600hahahahaanot even a show match. It's actually worse than I thought
>>1929601lol almost called itbut yeah i think teams are not actually allowed to decline then accept invites
where is he going?
>>1929609Falcons.
poor guy
>sn0x>el0ge>s0mple>z0nt0xWins majors
https://youtu.be/ALsSIpmrU1Q
what happened?
>>1929664>toddler tantrum on the couchkwab
>>1929664everyone on faze bullied himwe hate faze
>>1929664everyone on faze bullied himI love faze
holy based hes right
>>1929696>baitzen>heavyfat>kcerato3.0 sucks so bad
>IEM Chengdu>GamerLegion and Aurora are the only teams to have declined invitations, meaning Virtus.pro and HEROIC sneak into the team list as the next two teams in line via the Global VRS standings.are they skipping so they can farm PGL? it's not like they would've made it to the finals anyway
>>1929701yespgl bucharest ends day before chengdu begins
>>1929701>go to china (full of chinese people)>stay in europe (also full of chinese people)atleast option 2 saves you a 12hr flight
>>1929706PGL also has a bigger prize pool, tho IEM is more prestigiousvalve should make a rule that s-tier events need to be spaced out at least 5 days or something
is it okay to toggle if you're up against cheaters? i dont wanna lose my points just because of cheaters.
>>1929713fuck off
imagine caring about imaginary internet points
>>1929712esl is doing the tournament overlap intentionally to fuck pgl
>>1929717yeah, I knowwhy I hate saudis and want valve to make the rule
>>1929713it's okay to cheat if your opponents are also cheatingincels here will seethe but it's true
>>1929664come home white man
In early 2023 I came back to cs after a long break and I instantly became a hardcore donk fan, knew this kid was the next big thing supported him and his team every time they played, but since then donk won many battles, won many awards, became greatest rookie in history of CS and then he became ultimately so arrogant. Always screams at LANs, a lot of arrogant taunting, kicking teammates left and right like he’s n0k0. I'm not fan of donk anymore and I don't want to support him anymore.
>>1929753print out your shitty copypasta, roll the paper, and shove it up your urethra
what new coach should vitality get?
I suggest saying "Mouzel tov" instead of "Vamouz"
>>1929755ya seethe
zypoo exposed
why are mouz using chud arrows
>>1929808who are they quoting
>>1929808is the text green?
>>1929581when did ana become a puffy alcoholic
>>1929713faggot
https://www.twitch.tv/hltvorg
So what kind of stuff can you bake out of semen? Semen muffins?
fraud
>>1929835prodigy russian riflers
watched the last spirit blog today and I've never seen zont1x smile and even laugh so much except in the vid where magixx was trying to make him do it, makes you ponder doesn't it
>>1929836kwabooty
.
>>1929897Loba would fuck these 2 up
>g2 sold their easiest shartpaypal replacement what is these niggas thinkin
>>1929898loba is a homo lol
>>1929808b-but mouz is... reddit
Spunj still hating on elige and then trying to gaslight people into believing he isn’t baka.
>>1929574People really hate Cadian huh.
>>1929918>hating elige>hating statsfagshe's just like me
>Short: Media: MIBR to sign kl1mrandom zigger awper is the new meta
>zypoo no ewc evplol he actually deserved it more than in bounty
>>1929937the world is heeling
Daily reminder that Elige is a pro-abortion liberal traitor
>>1929942so who is /ourguy/ in na?
>>1929936made in brazil & russia
>>1929944
>>1929937yea they got that right this time, but they also decide to rob niko for some reason
>>1929869They are NOT removing him you fucking CŪCK
>>1929960This. Donk is the one leaving.
>>1929960that's what I insinuated retard, that or falcons already bought him
This will somehow make him a better IGL
>>1929973>falling for the 3dpd memeChopper BAKA
>>1929936MIRUI guess their igl ain't shit, but what's the point of making everyone speak an unfamiliar second language for one guy? it's like when furia had junior. either commit and accept that your team had 1 good player, or stick with the national team niche
Legacy is the last full brazilian teamits over
>>1930044u don't rate coldzera and whitescerato?
>>1930056coldzera is farming money on a tier 3 brazilian org
goat plays in 10 minutes
>>1930081Ska doesn’t play for another 8 hours
>spirit pumping out infinite faceit demon russians>slav furia>made in brarussia>pic related nowsoon every na/sa slotted team will be 2/5 slav and every "european" team will be 3 or 4/5
>>1929936>Made In BRics#welcome JamYoung, JT and Forsaken
>>1930179shitty crop but that's imperial's academy
>>1929936Can they provide him with a new haircut please?
>>1930272shut the fuck up phaggot
bcbros...
ragebite level on this general is pathetically low
>>1930179>shitfuckhehe
>>1930308in quantity? noin quality? yes
>>1930308 the bizon is the best ct smg in the game and the cz is still good
>>1929973she found the dobby x dumbledore fanfic?
>>1929973perfect looksmatch
>good guysGL, G2, FlyQuest, Furia>irrelevant guysm80, ecstatic, fnatic, imperial, legacy>bad guysvitality, vp, faze, navi, mouz, liquid, spirit
>>1929973The twinks on his team should beware.
https://www.dust2.us/news/65089/esl-announces-iem-chengdu-2025-invite-listand-there-are-zero-na-teams-in-itOver status: It's
>>1930384HE HE HEOH NO NO NO
>>1930384he is right you know
>OG winning :)>s1mple losing :(
>>1930319>the bizon is the best ct smg in the gamethis is true with the new smokes, you have 64 bullets to break smoke and still get the spraydown
>>1930410How
s1mplebros......................
>>1930410whats the best reason?
>S1mple plays well, the rest of his team plays like shit>S1mple plays okay, the rest of his team does well>S1mple plays like shit, the rest of his team plays wellWhy does this happen?
>>19304502 drinks per map bro
>>1929973>publicly thanks his wife for everything after major win>not even 9 months later they are divorcedgrim (not the player)
kek the broky article is actually AI written
>Everyone on faze hated his guts and wanted to beat him to death with pipe wrenchesDoes this hinder his chances with navi?
>>1930509bruh I'm never getting married fuck ts (this shit, not team spirit, although fuck them too)
justice for zont1x
>>1930538it's just written by someone who knows what an em dash is
>>1930579cope
>>1930579COPITY COPE COPE
>>1930579punctuation above middle school level = AI writtenit's over for semi-colons, en-dashes, em-dashes, ampersands, section signs...
>>1930581>>1930583is english your first languagedweebs who love em dashes too much have been a thing long before ai
>>1930586>>1930585Are you intentionally acting retarded or are you actually retarded? Yes some fags loved EM dashes before ChatGPT but you'd almost never see it anywhere. Now, it's EVERYWHERE.
>>1930586cope+seethe+only an AI could suggest a washed up dogshit broky replacing hallzerk or regali, both the best players of their respective teams
AI won i fear i'm afraid.
>>1930588what does this have to do with a specific article that clearly has not been written with ai
>>1930588are you seriously calling someone "retarded" and don't see the issue in your "almost never see it?"that article is that "almost," all the dashes are used correctly, ask chatgpt about it if you want
>>1930593>>1930594Yes — it’s very possible. Modern LLMs can be “humanized” with the right instructions, fine-tuning, or editing pipeline. Here’s how it’s usually done:1. Prompt Engineering / Style InstructionsYou can guide a general model to mimic human writing by giving it detailed style rules, for example:“Use varied sentence lengths (some short, some long).”“Add idioms, humor, or cultural references.”“Avoid repeating phrases mechanically.”“Occasionally use em dashes, parentheses, or rhetorical questions.”This alone already makes AI text look more like a columnist’s voice.2. Fine-Tuning / LoRAIf you train (or lightly fine-tune) an LLM on a dataset of human editorials, esports commentary, or sports journalism:It will naturally pick up journalistic quirks (e.g., HLTV’s tone).You can reinforce patterns like story arcs, stat usage, and witty analogies.3. Post-Processing / “Humanizer” LayersSome workflows use an AI AI loop:Model A writes a draft.Model B rewrites it with instructions like “make it less robotic, vary word choice, add imperfections.”Optionally, a human editor polishes the final version.This pipeline is already being used in content farms and some media outlets.4. Deliberate ImperfectionsPure AI tends to be too smooth — always grammatically correct, balanced, and logical. A customized setup can insert imperfections:Redundant phrases (like the repeated “so what if he’s inconsistent” in your article).Overly long sentences.Small stylistic “quirks” (em dashes, rhetorical questions, mixed metaphors).5. Statistical AnchoringFor esports articles, you can connect the LLM to a stats API (HLTV database, Liquipedia, etc.), then feed those numbers into the text.Bottom line:Yes, you can definitely configure an LLM to produce HLTV-style editorials that look human-authored. With prompt engineering + fine-tuning + deliberate imperfection injection, the line between AI-assisted and human writing becomes very blurry.
I didn't read any of that.
*I couldn't read any of that.
>>1930597lmfaoso you were projecting, because you can't imagine anyone else writing something without the use of ai, AND you can't pick it out yourself, AND you think someone who's trying to conceal the fact that they're using ai would leave in the ONE hallmark that even retards like you are able to pick onjust incredible, all around
>>1930599I just didn't. I saw a whole novel with bulletpoints—meaning the retard is so assblasted he ran to generate some non sequitur text—and just glossed my eyes over that post.
>>1930603Nigga you literally asked me to ask chatgpt>>1930605adhd zoomie
efl discussions be like
>>1930606>you literally asked me to ask chatgptIndian in charge of reading comprehension? I said "all the dashes are used correctly, ask chatgpt about it if you want." not that you should ask chatgpt if it's possible to finetune T9 to write an article for you.
>>1930606>you literally asked me to ask chatgptis this your first week on this website? on 4chan, unless you pay money, you can't make 2 posts within 26 seconds of each otheralso that guy is obviously joking and calling you a retard, and you proved him right
PLEASE LET SUMMER BE OVER SOON
Unfortunately you chuddies are wrong.Proofs: https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3052931/hltv-gpt-written-article
>>1930615>proofs>random screenshots of the article with correct em-dash usageBaited so hard you bring this trash here?
>>1930618You lost lilbro get over it
EVERYONE STOP FIGHTING AND START HATING ON THE FALCONS
>>1930615oh my god lmao, it's written by aizyesque, the guy who writes those welcome-cards for teams at esl events WHICH HAVE THE EXACT SAME FLOWERY TONE AND HAVE USED EM DASHES SINCE BEFORE CHATGPT WAS A THING
>>1930622I can do both at the same time>>1930623>dis nigga remembers hltv editorskwab
its official, cs2 is STILL shit
>>1930624>>1930619
>>1930625cs always waswe just like to suffer
lil blud thought he was invited to the podium
>>1930642HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KWAB
>>1930642LMAO
>>1930642YOINK
>>1930642KWAB!
>>1930642I saw this on hltv and it was fast deletedNot sure why since it's a harmless clip
https://youtu.be/x2OaBW81cOU?si=0DqYLXEF1-VzMM3c&t=27kek wtf was thismust've felt cathartic for him
>>1930642fuuuuck. Almost makes you feel bad for the twink>no trophy?>no access, kid
>>1930654Niko was on the podium he was the only one from the Falcons cs2 team though
>>1930656of course he was. He's the only "legend" of the game they have left on the team (if you don't count the coach)doesn't make it less cringe or awkward
>>1930384Went and had a look, there isn't a single NA team ranked higher than Flyquest on either HLTV ranking or VRS.It really is over.
>>1930319>and the cz is still goodIt really is. The only problem is that 5/7 and TEC9 are OP as shit.
>>1930544would actually fit in really good, everybody on Navi hates each other (except Makazze, but that's only because he's new)
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/529856292184915971HOLY SHIT BROS HUEG
>>1930757im not clicking that
>>1930761Click it faggot
>>1930763No.
I listened to SpunJ on that HLTV podcast for the first time, he sounds absolutely miserable when he's not casting.
>>1930757>China is now banned from participating in competitive playBASED VALVE
>>1930757i really hate night ancient, dark maps suck. most people seem to love it though.
>>1930767he's just like me except I'm miserable when cs kino isn't on
>>1930384Grim
>>1930757why dont knife fags just play the game instead of obsessing over their shiny toy?
Adding Dust2 to the map pool made me stop playing so much the gameRemove Anubis I unstalled the game..
>>1930786You don't have a knife?
>>1930893He's British
blast london in 5 hours. some interesting teams attending, compared to the usual vrs suspectsjcobbb faze debut, should be some easy post-elige warmup games on their side of the bracketimperial are now 40% of old furia with newly signed chelo and skullz (60% if you count vini)fnatic debuting cypher in t1 same for m80 with hextecstatic's first t1 event since the copenhagen major, big expectations for martin "nut nut" holm vestergaardjust realized it's fucking onlineslop though, blast will pay for this
>>1930757is night ancient only for casual or is it premier as well?
>>1930962>onlinedon't care, don't care, don't care
>>1930767at least for the latest episode he was mad that people leaked some things he said on discord and was playing damage control over the implications of it.
>>1930767just australian things
>>1930767just his hemorrhoids acting up
>>1931087elige, you should be mad at karribot and not spunj
>>1930962>onlinenut nut finna BLAST all over F0ze
>>1930363>irrelevant guys>fnaticummm did you forget that the lanimal that is cypher has joined fnatic?
surely elige gets to play in the major?
>pimp castingepic
Wouldn't it make sense for Vitality to pick their weakest map Mirage against a team like M80 to get some reps in?
why are m80 allowed to play
>>1931133
autoshotgun wouldve had that
>>1931128fuck my chungus life
what actually happens if they lose to nrg?
maybe nrg are overpass gods?
botwoo is so fucking washed
bro vitality gets 2 openers and still lose 5v3 vs nrg
ALERT ALERT - VITALITY DISCORD WILL BRIGADE THIS THREAD ONCE THEY INEVITABLY LOSE TO M80, THEY WILL PUSH THE TOPIC OF DISCUSSION AWAY FROM THIS ZYPOO DISASTER CLASS - ALERT ALERT
I dont want fucking vitality downfall if it makes spirit, mouz and falcons win more.FUCKING STOP LOSING
>onlinethis literally doesn't count
fatty mogged by AMERICAN SNIPER
>>1931153plus it's double elim
man vitality just haven't practiced overpass?
not to excuse vitality but playing back to back to back to back tourneys must be hell even if all they're doing is just playing video games
Maybe cute managers are the key to success
KWABTALITY
>THEY'RE LE BURNT OUTthey just had a 2 month break
mafia pause
how can they come back from 3-11 on t-side?
THEYRE FUCKING CHEATING
nice "best team in the world".
Time to accept that vitality were t side meta abusers.
LolThey will be playing all 3 maps.
KWAB
uhm...
zywoo and ropz...
vitality out of top 10 soon?
>>1931170MAN YOU GOTTA LOVE 3.0
Vitality fluke needs to be studied
Shut the fuck up you dumb fucks. They don't play overpass. You can literally see their map stats on hltv.
>>1931154Brutal
>>1931174>They don't play overpassthey just did
>win pistols on ct side overpass>somehow lose 3-9>VS FUCKING NA
>>1931177This was their second time ever.
what's that, 4 hours of sleep?
i knew Vitality was done when Ropz started complaining about the game on twitter again, not to mention his new Porsche
wheres freya i dont want to look only at these ugly mfks
>>1931181What happened to his first Porsche?
>>1931182>wheres freyawith me
Vitality need Snax (IGL of the year 2024)
They don't deserve da goat.
It's ct sided. Chill. M80 chose to start on CT.
>>1931180Worlds best team who drive Porsches vs 3am NA gamers who would win
wtf is apex nigger doing? you know he saved awp.fucking retire already
Hot take: Vitality are losing to NA
nice calling apex
LOOOOOOOOOL GET SWISHED
SWISHER GOD
TRAITOR ROPZ HUMBLED
BIG SWISH
I'm sleep deprived and I need to go to bed but this match is so funny, slaxz is fucking selling tho
it's okay we're inferno gods too
Pimp is so retarded
why do we hate pimp?
>pimp is only 30 years oldwhat the fuck
>>1931218>maniac>pimpSomeone is missing.
>>1931170
this is fucking weirdthis guy has barely played any maps vs top50
>>1931219She is next to me
they cant keep getting away with this
vitality is lucky flamez isn't washed
Vitality's mental is fucking gone. They need a break after this or something.
>>1931232it's a long break after blast open for teams that isn't going to fissure
>>1931232>They need a breakthey just had the playerbreak like 2 weeks ago
lol
>8-8 with money stacked up on m80s sideuh oh
Does anyone have the post where the col bros want to party after losing and Elige is being an unlikable autist? Why couldn't he just relax on faze?
>>1931241everyone on col liked elige
HOW THE FUCK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
why they are not showing zywoo camera?
OOOOOOHHHH GODWOO WITH THE GAME SAVING CLUTCH!!!
Lake throwing?
>>1931254insta +20% swing to final stats
>>1931245Cap
LMAO
mezii, come on nowmove
apex...youre gonna lose to these noob piggies....
holy shit hext sucks so bad
>>1931270everyone from m80 sucks so bad
haters and doubters in shambles
not even close ez for vitality!!!
>everyone looking like they want to kill themselves after winningkekekekekek
Vitality's playing more like FaZe lately with these close maps and losses
>>1931257>7-8>1.85 ratingbasically any free no skill clutch and you get insane rating
>zypoo 1.29 for this stinker performance
what the fuck is the point of sl0xzpaid eu import just to be their worst player, pound for pound
>>1931279>do nothing all game>get into clutch situation>get kill vs opponent walking through smoke>insta insane ratingit's so bad
>>1931281just chad aura
Elige to M80 seems possible honestly. Unless Vitality are so bad now they make a Tier 2 look like a possible rising to Tier 1 team.
I'd rather have Xotic over this bum bro someone kick this german AWPers, ALL german AWPers are ass
>>1931289fuck no, keep that toxic baiter out of the team. He will fuck everything up in the team with his ego. M80 only needs an AWP, HexT has ton of shit to work on lurking but he's also fine.
m80 chads?
lol why blast is so short on peoples
he knows he's bouta be kicked
so many niggas hating on pimp for no reason
holy cheats
Electronic can't hit and beat up his teammates when they do poorly, VP are losing this.
btw any player is using herman miller chair or some similar?
bots
has there ever been intentional tk's in pro play to die before time?
1. Virtus.pro removed Nuke2. GamerLegion removed Mirage>3. Virtus.pro picked Dust24. GamerLegion picked Ancient>5. Virtus.pro removed Inferno6. GamerLegion removed Overpass7. Train was left over
>>1931304hi p0mp
>>1931319wtf
https://www.twitch.tv/s1mple>no cam no donationsHe's serious
vp clown show
>>1931333does he need money that bad?
esic just don't give a fuck anymore
>>1931340What do you mean?
>>1931344i thought it meant he had some donation goal to turn on cam
>>1931333>10.7k viewersI guess they weren't lying about uprooting bots.
defecto is bad
GODLegion
>>1931319What happened
>>1931373vp picked their worst maps and banned their best?
>>1931377Yeah. That's why I'm like "What hte fuck happened"
is harry sick or something? pimp is doing fine but it's a bit jarring
I wonder who'll buy out PR from Gamerlegion.
>>1931411navi should
>>1931411just a mid baiter
why though? it's vp's worst map and gamerlegion's best, overpass or inferno was available, this makes no sense
>>1931423vp are mentally ill
>>1931423Visa issues.
dogfecto is so fucking bad
>never been on hltv top 20>no mvps>only 1 evp in his entire careerso how is this bot good again exactly?
>>1931218being a fat fuck takes years of your lifegood thing he turned it around
fucking disband already, it's fucking embarrassing to watch this shit
The Russians aren't going to be happy with VP about this.
>vp 0-2gglove this new GLexcept for the french guy
>>1931465>The Russians giving a fuck about VPThe org is Armenian though and is handled by some Armenian and is a haven for some whiteflaggers. I don't think anybody takes this roster or the org seriously anymore. Alcotronic and defecto wouldn't even be a part of it if they were serious about building an actual roster.
pls parivision qualify to the majorpls vp disband
I believe in the move.
>>1931473>stats vs t3
The Poles cannot keep getting away with this.
>>1931473Elige but tier 3 kek
>dupreeh racist confirmedabsolute goat of cs
>want ecstatic to do good because nationalism>want faze to do good because entertainment
Should I pre-cope with "it's online" in case FaZe loses?
pre-celebrating the faze loss
>Scrawny and Launders
>>1931480notable teams shitting the bed online is always entertaining
pimp please come back
>>1931486Kek.
Imagine getting fragged by some guy named Nut Nut.
Maybe faze kick and pick players based on their hairline status.
>>1931494>broky keeps shaving his headHmm... nooticing...
Frozen with the rotten cum jar on his desk.
NUTTERS WW@
broky...
already 3 t rounds
broky still got ithttps://www.twitch.tv/blastpremier/clip/CredulousSpookyDonkeyBCouch-Bu4k3kmIEC7Jq_j3
>>1931506>already 3 t roundsand nobody on faze is tiltingI see progress already
Elige is DDOSing the servers lmao
I hate online so fucking much
>>1931510>nobody on faze is tilting
>>1931516can't tilt if you don't show up
masterful yapping
Imagine if donk had the name nut nut instead. We could've gotten NUTTED instead of DONKED.
broky's back
>Blast refusing to show broky's cam because it looks like he's in a goon cave
>>1931531Broky's known for stomping low tier teams, we need him to go against T1 to see if he's actually rebounded.
>>1931533hello newfriend
m80.s1mple and they're t1 unironically
>>1931537they'd all look like elige after half a year
This guy is nutting all over my FaZe...
>nut nutis there any other pro with a space in his name?
FaZe would be at 9 if they had EliGE
damnnt. Would've been very fazesque
jc0bbb kinda suck bigly?
>>1931547he played anchor on ct-sidehe'll be let loose on t-side
>talent of the yearwas it deserved?
faze are losering this
>>1931557>was it deserved?doesn't matterI'd be too scared to not give it to him as well
holy shit lolperfect push
Elige would’ve checked for that
sirah seems like a pretty good t2 talent
Why do these Scandi teams have a token Asian
Lmao it's so over
this is the gayest thing i have ever seenhttps://x.com/__katyushka___/status/1959925067887886462
jkwab
>>1931576it's straightmonesy has a girlfriend
>>1931579oooh yeah...i remember doing that while being 20 straight sober all the time with my bros.....who doesnt just hug them for minutes
Fucking Polish mafia gets away with it again
this would've never happened with elige
ELOGE WAS THE PROBLEM
>>1931579You mean is a girlfriend (of Niko)
>>1931576the weak must fear the strong
newfags itt acting like they've never seen a faze match
told you guys elige was the problem
>this bankct side balanced
>>1931587It's a love triangle.
you cant spam dice anymore i tested it btw
>>1931591They took the money from the bank.
ECSTATIC are legit playing well. Smart players and perfect flank timings.
this danish awper has 22 adr btw
>>1931600He woke up.
>>1931600he also has nut nut
elige bros we're back
NUTNUT
>>1931589bros pretending its 2023
karrigan time to retire
elige laughing his ass off right now
>>1931604>HE'S NOT ELIGE ANYMORE HE'S JON >SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO PUNISH A PLAYER jkwab 0 kills in like 10 rounds btw
Yea this cs season is dead
its......le first match with him guys be more positive they will get better
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
here's your new donk, bro
>>1931621But...nobody ever claimed he was the new donk though?
>>1931620>Anlelele and sirah lifegame
Time to accept FaZe is a tier 2 org.
>>1931599it was karrigan's fault, a tier 1 IGL shouldn't be throwing advantage situations against a t2 teamalso wtf is he doing in that 3v3 with low hp and AK, instead of dropping it to frozen or broky he goes to push bank and dies, so bad
nut nut looks like YEKINDAR's fatter brother
you guys think freya let donk hit once or twice yet at some after party
>>1931623stop taking that faggot's bait
the raped
so that's the "polish donk" huh?
1. ECSTATIC removed Mirage2. FaZe removed Train3. ECSTATIC picked Overpass4. >FaZe picked Dust25. >ECSTATIC removed Ancient6. >FaZe removed Nuke7. Inferno was left over
>faze(d)
>>1931630LMAO
>"When I saw him in practice, and that was practice, of course, but when I saw him shooting in practice, it was incredible. Insane. Like, I haven't seen anything like that."
ecstatic might just be the best ct-push team I've seen in a long timeno idea if it would've worked against other top10 teams, but they just caught the timings to perfectionfaze might be paranoid as fuck on t-side going into dust2
>>1931628i am sure sjokz lets him hit all the time
this is why nepotism is bad.
freya my hag queen <3
>>1931641yeah, she was probably drunk and sucked him off real quick
>>1927791CS is bigger in the east than in the west. They make up the majority of the skins market.
>>1931639did he seriously say that?
>faze pick dust2 out of nowhereit's his time
>>1931630karrigan lifegaming too..
i am here to watch vita and faze downfall
>frozen entryelige couldn't have done that
>>1931633>faze infernoeven if they 13-0 dust2 they will still lose bo3 lol
>>1931473yeah nigga?how's mr 30 adr looking now
>>1931677factually disproven actually
-kristou+s1mple
>>1931639I mean Pasha is sucking Ultimate's dick saying he started as nobody and is now playing in top cs team.At least every pole had a good laugh and nobody took him seriousy other than total boomers who dont even know what esports is.
>>1931687not gonna read your statsfaggotryask hltv
>>1931690mad, seething, lost to ecstatic
>>1931684possible. Would be deservedstill don't get why they pick it (or anyone for that matter)
>>1931639was this retard actually good in 1.6?
>>1931686If they don't give up this lead, they are already better than with EliGE. We'll see.
>>1931694Yeah
>>1931694>retardkinda insulting considering he literally did nothing wrong ever and in every interview hes calm and open mindedand yes he was actually a god in cs 1.6 (t. 30 year old who actually watched that shit even with LUq in the team)
>>1931694>was this retard actually good in 1.6?hasn't school started yet?
>>1931694SpawN was better
Faze haters quiet rn
Jesus what the fuck, the grandpas are off the meds kek.
>>1931698Ummm..thats so insulting ! Please never call people retard in here!
>>1931698that wasn't even his quote either, this thread is full of retards
RAIN AUTO SNIPER IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>4 stars and jcbobbok thats a good one ill give scrawny that
>karrigan ragetoggling for the last season before retirementsomeone call robban
it's hard when you don't see your opponents on the radar
12 is all they get
0 frags with awp on dust2 ct-side. this must be a new record
>>1931720>>1931721>>1931723really original and funny
Please let him go 0-13. I just wanna see what the negatives are gonna be like.
all me btw
>>1931724lol i didn't even notice
>kick elige>look like old faze againnew guy hasn't really delivered, but I'm enjoying thisI'd bet money faze takes inferno in 3rd overtime
>>1931727First man to ever hit 0.00 rating. The SOAT.
>>1931730there is no fucking way you retards are getting high on a 13 0 vs someone that is 0-13the fact that they lost once means this team is trash
13-0-------13-013-0----------------------------------13-013-013-013-0-----13-0------13-0---------------------------- 13-0---------13-013-0------------------13-0----------------------------13-0------------13-013-0-----------13-0-13-0------13-013-0------13-0-------------13-013-0-------------------13-0------13-013-0------13-0-------------13-013-0-------------------13-0---------------------------13-0-----------13-013-0-----13-0-------13-0----------------------------13-0---------13-013-0---------13-013-0--------------------------------13-013-013-0
danish talents
good one maui
>0,200.01 per frozen kill
Where's the shitter falseflagging as an EliGE fan on this map? Can't see your same 3 pics right now.
>>1931736you either enjoy classic faze or you don'tthis shit is what got me back into the esport after china flu
>>1931745>0-3-13We can go even lower.
>>1931639>>1931654bogdan said that not neo
kristou 6-29 across both maps
>>1931736fazeniggas are the 3rd most delusional posters itt
>>1931654he did I was there
dont let kristou use awp or even rifles on infernojust let him use mac10 and p90
Im ready for a distasterclass from faze
>>1931762... like listening to my high school friends 10 years ago
>>1931736>edgy teen thinks calling all teams trash makes him sound coolI hope you find some happiness along with whatever wisdom life throws your way
>>1931762fun fact: this is his 3rd hltv recorded match with 0 kills
>>1931696>if they can tie maps with ecstatic with jcobbb contributing fuck all on either map, they're doing great
So what ur doing while watching faze?Im invading some idiots, panel segments are insta mute
>>1931775>ds2
one is not like the others
>>1931774>winning 4v5 isn't doing great
>>1931780>v5you know this isn't true
>>1931775This shit's still alive? Souls PVP is jank ass shit for faggots who couldn't compete in actual pvp-centric games btw.
he kinda looks...special so to speak
>>1931774We've seen FaZe throw away leads constantly with EliGE on the team. This change wasn't because EliGE plays like shit, it was because they were uncomfortable playing with him.
>>1931778
>>1931751well stanislaw has him beat and had a historically low 0.06 rating, but for whatever reason 3.0 buffed it, I don't know why his 3 adr is almost as good as kristou's 27 in a similar 0-13 loss
Holy mother of baits. karrigan waited until the very fucking last second to peek kek.
>>1931785yea, weird how despite lower player count i have more pvp than in ds3>Souls PVP is jank ass shit for faggots who couldn't compete in actual pvp-centric games btwyup, im done with fair nice and balanced games, only bullying and single player now
oh no no no no
i wonder how rounds in a row without kristou kills we've had nowat least 15
karrigan...
>>1931806He's 0-15 for sure
rating 3.0
>>1931814honestly they probably modify ratings themselvesthe rating system is so fucked up so no one would notice
>>1931814He's so gigachad...
i think we're up to 18 rounds without kristou kills now
broky just hit an easy shotkristou actually hit a shot
>>1931814still in beta, pls understan
World's weakest B defense is still there I guess.
>>1931817he didn't even flash assist or anything so its definitely suspect
>>1931814interesting, from the match I just looked up it seems you get awarded rating by just the order you died, if you're first you're mega punished if you're last you're given some pity rating
>>1931814>does nothing>wins>gets a great rating
kristou my guy you gotta shake off these nerves
WHY DOES THIS NIGGER BUY AWP ON T-SIDE INFERNO?HE FUCKING SUCKS AND AWP T SIDE INFERNO SUCKS
Save my nigga nut nut.
he's back
>ecstatic dropping ak to kristouWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT???????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>1931838Legendary decoy strat.
>broky didn't buy helmet with $2750 in the pocketWhy is he like this?
>>1931838>mom said its my time to play
>>1931843>awp is expensive>ak's don't care about helmethe's the goat retard but he's apparently still smarter than you
>>1931848ECSTATIC money was not that good for him to do that, one of them had a MAC10.
kristou kill woah
>>1931849>one of them had a MAC10
kristou 2k goat
guys they put a giant dildo in the middle of lodnon
>>1931717My wife Miku
>>1931855I went back to check and ECSTATIC could've bought 2 Galils and more utility, 2 players had only 2 grenades. They didn't but FaZe wouldn't know.
>>1931869you know teams can't see each other's economy, right? you either think they have a rifle round, a half buy, or an eco
faze bros.......
total faze death
kristou 8-8holy lifegame
>launders thinks this is the first eco>ecstatic literally did the same thing first half
Will be really interesting to see "real" e-sports viewership on twitch, if they're truly going scorched earth on clankers.
>>1931875ECSTATIC had a full buy twice in a row (both rounds ended without a plant), you'd assume they would not have enough for another full buy.
>>1931889and that's one of the reasons you're stuck in silver just like me :)
>>1931890Guess that's it then, it all ends with a catty passive aggressive post. Expected desu.
>>1931898what do you want me to say?>you'd assumeyeah, (you) probably would. But you're also not getting paid to win
Is Faze even considered Tier 1 anymore?
>>1931889>you'd assume they would not have enough for another full buydude pro players have a feeling of the economy on another level compared to us, they played a situation like that 10.000 times already
>>1931905>is faze considered part of this category that everyone has their own opinion on how to rate
FAZE DOUBTERS?????
tier 1: vrs top 1-10tier 2: vrs top 10-20trash: > vrs top 20
>>1931918never doubtedstill want my 3rd OT win
I've seen enough, broky is back#FazeUp
>>1931918?
>>1931921and I might just get it
IT'S FAZEOVER
>>1931780I believe ecstatic has played exactly 1 t1 event before this, the copenhagen major last year. it's 4vT3, and they're going into third map ot against themthat's "better than with elige?"
jcobbb getting the crash course of the FaZe experience
why does "polish donk" suck so badly?
>>1931939>"better than with elige?"yes
>there's no matchfixing in t1.5 CS
>>1931943enjoy the vibes, finnmaybe tab back in and hit some shots
>>1931946enjoy the show, broentertainment clan is back
based nut nut
anlelele is literally goated
jcobb status?
ECSTATIC's got great riflers. Shame their AWPer is utter ass.
>>1931948I don't watch games with no t1 teams, I'm just checking hltv
what a fucking throw
look how actually tense they are on faze
i miss faze elige
>>1931962I'm glad he's gone but I didn't ask for a t3 polack
Never doubted.
poor guy lolthanks for getting at least a single OT, ecstaticgg
what an achievement for faze clan and their new t3 player. barely beating a tier ∞ team must feel nice. cant wait for them to clash against navi
>>1931970Kristou finally havin some impact
>>1931973vitality did the same shit
>she thinks n0vi can beat blamef
>>1931973you still don't get it, do you?this is how every single faze match should go
>>1931973*against fnatic
blameF-sama GOD of the Rating 3.0, have mercy on makakazze...
jcobb bottomfragged every map btw
His revival begins NOW.
>>1931973fazeredditors made it a point of being proud of being shit and barely beating dogshit teams so this won’t work
>>1931990I believe
>>1931991you mean>barely beating any teamall faze matches should go OT
navi jobbing would be perfect
>I'm coming for you alexi>you're gonna watch while I make your wonderboy sissy squeal
is my stream fucked up or some Navi players have a 10fps camera
>>1932007what did he mean by this???
>>1932009they spend all their winnings on meme coin and can't afford better cams
>>1932007>>1931990is he gayhe looks gay
>mfw krimz is still playing for fnatic
>>1932015exactly what happened in that round>man on femboy gangbang
didn't realize I was in r/gaygog
>>1932027faggot website
oh man i hate karrigan so fucking much yjk hes doing this just because of his wife
the room that fnatic is in looks like it was decorated by an armenian guy or something
>>1931981you can get the benefit of the doubt again when you do this to a top 5 teamotherwise you're just coping shitters
>>1932038you really should lurk more
>>1932033actual cuck behavior
Aleksi 7-1 while blame is 1-7
>>1932044>tenured team captain giving milquetoast words of encouragement to a rookie player after their first game >fcucking CUKC!!!!
>>1932046ct-sided mapchadF will come back with a vengeance (and a large veiny cock)
>>1932046this is a baitf masterclass, navi are falling right into the trap. 2.95 rating incoming
>>1932050>defending your wife's bull isn't cuck behavior
niko should return to faze but only just to get that repulsing dane kicked again.
>baitF
>>1932058m0NESISSY would fit well in FaZe too...
odds just keep getting better for some reasonit's like the bookies can't see blamef is raping alexi a new asshole
>>1932040I was here for both prime fazes
>>1932054go whack it to ntr hentai or smth lil bro
>>1932067nice waste of money
lol I’m sure someone will say jccobb makes faze better but nope he’s full ass. And congrats Broky is better than Kristou. This change does nothing and faze will continue doing nothing just now with polish reps rather than bald EligeThose t sides were still horseshit despite everyone coping that jccobb was at worse a lateral to Elige
>>1932070exactlyno idea why they're doing it
>underdog loses their map pick into winning the favorites
>>1932073>I’m sure someone will say jccobb makes faze betternobody is saying thatgetting rid of elige makes them better. Nobody except poles will care about him unless he proves himself
w0nderful doesn't even expect a player to be on site, fascinating
>>1932073>faze will continue doing nothingyou sure about that? maybe neo has hades on speed dial too.
Man, it's been a while since I saw Cypher. I remember he used to talk trash before it really become a thing people did. Hope he makes a comeback.
>>1932087he sucks
BLAMEF THREE KAY
>>1932087>before it really become a thing people didthe fuck are you talking about people were shouting WHAT UP NOW SWEDES WOOOOO when he was like 5
you can feel the bad vibes starting
"anchor of the year"
holy ntb1t almost getting an 3k awp ace kek
>>1932028i loled
Aleksi's bussy status?
>>1932103please get elige in this team for nuclear bad attitudes
>be star rifler>pick the awp>see ak on the ground>keep the awp>lose
>>1932113elige is good vibes
to have makazze solo lurking on T side makes no sense to me
everybody on n0vi looks like a prison and not somebody who is making 100k a year to play videogames
>>1932121not everyone can afford such a healthy attitude
>>1932121last year more like 500k+
bros...it's even higher now. wtf is happening??
people were telling me blameF was secretly a goat...
this new rating is comical kek, 52 ADR 1.59 rating for w0nderful, while b1t with more kills and 94 ADR, ace on pistol and almost aces another round has 1.24 hahaha
>>1932131>rating is comicalcorrect
>>1932131he's farming "high value" killsit's so fucking gay
>>1932131ace on pistol is still ace vs pistols :)
CYPHAURA
>>1932131w0ndercringe>2:2>52 adr>1.59 ratingmeanwhile b1t>5:1>94 adr>1.24 rating
Russian reactions to VP vs GL:>Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change...>"we need more time" (c) VP coach. People don't live that long...>did everyone see how even gamerlegion players were laughing at vp? rushing mid with no nades, moonwalking out of smokes, getting smoked by kursy with a scout...>just get zont1x>>"I get asked a lot about my possible transfer to VP, and here's my answer: I'd rather fly back to Ukraine and volunteer to get drafted than play with ICY and electronic" (c) zont1x in a faceit match yesterday>fantastic results. amazing, even.>VP continuing old russian traditions: 2 million dollars spent, things get worse>f_1n has his timeout button broken or something? do you not have anything to say or what? you're spiraling for 12 rounds in a row, just get those 30 seconds of mental reset, are you saving them for the major?>casters laughing, youtube chat laughing, gl players laughing, no changes needed!>Cirque du Soleil is in town, featuring exotic animals and freaks from top 20 who won't get invited for closed qualifiers next year with results like these
>He's not using darker skin-colored agent to combat his inner racismNGMI
>>1932169but anon, I am!
Aleksi positioning?
>>1932181finest in the scene
what happened to all poles saying jcobbb is better than elige?
>>1932181>Aleksi positioning?doggyblamef thrusting
w0nderful
why is krimz owning?
>>1932191you know how people with dementia sometimes have moments of lucidity?
>>1931224I don't get it, why didn't they replace paypal with him?
>>1932195he's not proven att all. like he's mostly played vs teams rank around 100.
>>1931304They're all fatty fucks who hate him for turning his life around.
>>1932196ANYTHING, AND I MEAN ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN HIM.
>>1932191t1 player
anons is steel playing today?
>>1932199>ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN HIM.I thought we were done talking about elige for today
>>1931814Bonus aura points
>>1932202last match of adv tonightthink they secured playoffs already
>b1t saving this shit team againI really hope for him he takes an offer soon
headshot machine
>>1931744uhhhh /fit/bros? what's going on here?
>>1932180Based.
apologise to aleksiGOD
THEY SAID BLAMEF WAS GOOD I LOST MONEY BETTING ON HIS STUPID ASS LACK OF FRAGS
wtf?where was the rape?I was promised rape
>>1932155kek I love these little tidbits of translated entertainment, keep at it translateanon
>>1932203wdym we're talking about sunpayus and kl1m
If Falcons fail at Fissure Navi will take their spot for Major stage 3another disasterclass is slowly cooking
>>1932226>if
>>1932226won't happenkyousuke mvp is literally locked in
>>1932229>still shilling midsuke in second half of 2025:skull:
>>1932233raped botality
>>1932213bulking obv, he's clearly got a heavy training day tomorrow
>>1932247I ate 5 eggs just now, does that count as bulking or cutting?
>>1932233>shilling kayosuki everI love how all the fomo fags were afraid of missing out on predicting "the next donk" only prove themselves to be not only obnoxious fags, but retarded obnoxious fags
>>1932233>>1932249seething
>>1932253found the fomo faglol
>>1932249>kayosuki*GODZUKI
>>1932256are you going to apologize after they win fissure?
https://x.com/karriganCSGO/status/1960774799371669686haha he really had to hate playing with elige
>>1932248are you bulking or cutting?
>>1932260>apologizefor what?
>>1932261
>>1932226the choke trio (no longer choke duo because kyousuke is the new official addition) already choked at cologne. they wont choke for the rest of the year.
>>1932269kys pole
>>1932272>look what they're saying on xitter, guys! aren't I cool for posting it /here/>only poles would think this isn't top kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is53QUkRP34ITS UPwe are so back
>>1932262I think I'm cutting but you never know.
>>1932278>75 minutes of nero lyingno thanks
we're in herehttps://www.twitch.tv/w0nderfulof
i guess gamerlegion could win vs vitalitynavi will rape f0ze
The current administration needs to do something about this.
>>1932330so many disgustingly bad teams what the fuck
>>1932321alrightI believe in you
>>1932333>f0ze 2.15are you stupid?
>>1932330i dont trust this graph desua british person made it so he's clearly motivated
Does anyone know how to get the job security of electronic? Literally every single talking head not counting pros said that his calling is bad for 3 whole years now, but he's still in tier-1 and has enough influence to get his friends a job.
>>1932330>>1932332na got too many spots, the way it's determined by how well previous teams from the same region did last major is sorta fucked up, should just be global vrs
>>1932330ts not funny anymore
can you still do the op bunny hopping?
>>1932348yes if you cap your fps to 61 before going into the matchthe fix was the fact that you cant mess with fps_max while in match lmao
>>1932343NA is barely overrepresented at all here tho, if you go by the hltv predicted nrg is #37 global which frankly would be slightly higher if na had anything besides fragadelphia and ECL to play, at least this season ECL is slightly adjusted for VRS but only 2 out of 4 of their "cups" are played before the invite date
>>1932350why isn't any pro doing this then?
>>1932343>by how well previous teams from the same region did last major is sorta fucked upWhy? It shows that the "talent is there" and allows small teams to get an opportunity they otherwise wouldn't have.Without MongolZ carrying Asia, we wouldn't get Lynn Vision, Tyloo, and those spots would go to some tier3 droolers like OG, ECSTATIC, ENCE, and who gives a single shit about either of those.
>>1932350should i do this if i have something like 80 FPS average? i know how to move well and bhop i just have a shit computer, would it be useful?
>>1932278>no one would come to hltv without ratingis this nigga fr, without rating it would still have basic stats, a full match database that goes back to fucking 1.6, "Sources:" leaks, interviews and easy access to viewing pro games god forbid if i hate to use fucking faceit or something to find and watch a match with their dogshit ui that is still inferior to ESEA's
>>1932353cuz its bug abusing?>>1932357idk dude just test it out
>>1932361>idk dude just test it outi'm afraid to get banned, didn't Valve give VACs to ppl for using some yaw command?
>>1932335>are you stupid?I'm gambling on online games rn, anon. Do you really have to ask?and yes. Faze probably wins
>>1932365>Faze probably wins0% chance
>>1932343shut up faggot
>>1932359>>no one would come to hltv without ratinglol who said that? their advanced stats can go to hell for all i care, i even remember this site before the primitive rating was introduced (just K/D iirc). i hope this 3.0 shit blows up in their face.>it would still have basic stats, a full match database that goes back to fucking 1.6, "Sources:" leaks, interviews and easy access to viewing pro games exactly, also don't forget the database of demos
>>1932369ner0 himself on the video at 9:35
so many fans of exposed players crying about 3.0... zont1x already comfirmed that 3.0 is more accurate to how the game feels AKA eye testit's alright for xertioN to drop 0.1 rating, he always has been an overhyped shitter, and now the numbers align with reality
>>1932352if they played more, maybe they would be better but they don't so they remain bad, na was hard carried by sa and now get handouts as a result>>1932355almost every single t2-t3 eu team is superior to m80 and nrg, the better of the two m80 has only beaten 3 eu teams this whole year, those being nexus and OG in bo1s and sashi in a bo3, otherwise all losses and they've gotten plenty of chances
chinese people are complaining about 3.0 every day
>>1932372https://youtu.be/Is53QUkRP34?t=2338a single 1v1 between blitz and mezii after blitz had already killed 2 in a 1v3 boosted mezii's map rating by 0.17 and nerfed blitz's by 0.17, it's not perfected and you're not smart for assuming it is and that everyone else are troglodytes who only look at kd, it'll be changed and you're gonna look silly for defending it as it is currently
>>1932373it's a global championship you retarded cuntvalve baked it in so that x spots go to asia, america, eu. ergo, x spots will go to asia, america, eu, regardless of how good eumix #47 is. if na was carried by sa's performance last major, they can only get those additional spots by passing them in the regional vrs. if they're passing them in the regional vrs, they're passing them in the global vrs for preferential qualification in your preferred system. i.e. you do not actually care about south america, you just want an excuse to take shit away from everybody and give it to some autistic soulless balticsconclusion: kill yourself
jks is going to RAPE sp0r0t
i find it funny that americans are so invested in cs when they're the worst region to touch the game
>>1932392what country are you from
>>1932395romania, problem?
rating takes into consideration how much you bait, get baited, assist with a flash, times you save your weapon and other stupid shit that helps shitter not look bad. the only stats that matter are opening, clutching adr and kd.
>>1932383i think the retarded thing is that they just assume win probabilities based on number of players on each side. but there's so much more to it than that. positioning, utility available, etc.
>>1932398yeah you stole the copper wiring out of my house and your one relevant player is getting kicked for elige asap
rating takes into consideration how much of a faggot you arethe only stats that matter are vrs
>>1932385it is that way therefore it is good, that's a brilliant argument retard, it's not about taking opportunities away from "everybody" but giving it to the more deserving. I understand that you enjoy watching na teams get shit on but most would rather watch a competitive match, there's no point even tuning into m80 or nrg against an eu team, even someone like parivision that likely won't make the major would curbstomp both those teams and could have interesting games against higher ranked ones
>>1932410nta but regional spots isn't something newwhy bitch about it now?
>>1932403Its not like they can't account for frag+death positions too, thats data they haveI also dislike how it doesn't account for nades purchased+nades usedA tec9 exec is far more lethal than say, some armor deagles running around headless. And an awp shutting it down may be considered even harder than an mp9 right in their face yet the awper will be given less valuebut also a naked deagle is almost as effective in a duel vs an awp as an ak is yet the naked deagle getting a 1 tap is a massive boost compared to the ak>tldr rating 4.0 will fix EVERYTHING
>>1932415>Its not like they can't account for frag+death positions too, thats data they haveBut they have just computed win rates in states based on past data. That's easy to do with player numbers. Not sure if you can feasibly do this with player positions.
poles are a cancer that signs poles-broky +ultimate next
>>1932353"pros" complain when their fps isn't over 300
>>1932422aren't people just switching on and off the 64 fps cap with a button?
>>1932421are poles the REAL jeets of europe?
>>1932414because na is worse than ever before and on the verge of death, yet they keep taking spots they don't deserve thanks to the effort of brs and actively making tournaments less entertaining by sucking against whoever they face. an example of a team making something better would be legacy, they legit made stage 1-3 exciting with their presence alone, there is no chance m80 or nrg will have a run like theirs but we saw eu teams like nemiga have similar pop offs and know the ones right below the threshold could conceivably do the same
>>1932421based Lord F1ku
>>1932421to be fair this really was mutual, sonic made no secret of the fact that he wanted out of wildcard, he had a deal in place with nrg but presumably got paid enough to stay a while longer to keep their vrs points, same with stan
>>1932410then watch ANY OTHER FUCKING TOURNAMENT, YOU RETARDED FAGGOTyou want to watch a tournament with the #1-#24 vrs teams? that's a fucking pgl event where everybody accepts the invite, and parivision would STILL out of invite range behind 3 na teamsif a region's teams are good, they will win and secure more spots for the next major. if they are bad, they'll lose. who gives a FUCK if there are 6 total na+sa teams in the pre-pre-pre-playoffs group stage that used to not even exist? tell eu shitters to stop choking their games and maybe you'll see your favorite dogshit t2 eu teams in the mix
>>1932428this is like the chink all over again....who tf cares? TOs and valve want national representation for views and engagementif your team missed out because of that they should just stop being shit
>>1932434they're better than whatever team you're defending right now, and I bet you jame would pull 5x the viewers any na team other than passion usa would
>>1932410>parivision>>1932438>jamehahahahahahahahalittle faggot is depressed his crush won't be at the major because he's too washed for t1 and has to matchfix in t3 for vodka money
jame is winning starladder and making it to the major
>>1932438I'm not defending any teamyou're being a whiny bitch about something most people are fine with. And the only reason you're complaining right now is because some shit tier team didn't get an invite to an eventif that team got an invite because of nationality, even if other teams were ahead in vrs, this wouldn't be an issue for you
what explains this?
>>1932445he's the goat, what is there to explain
>>1932445photoshopfabricateddoctored
why are people playing garbagelock again?
>>1932452new female characters
>>1932410>there's no point even tuning into m80 against an eu teamdo you even watch csm80 would've beaten vitality today if their german awper didn't throw
niko is face of csused to be s1mple, but with his inactivity and him now being in tier 3 i think niko is the face of cs if we look at csgo/cs2 as a whole (super biased take but prove me wrong):-best longevity, 10+ years at the top (dev1ce/rain fell off, only argument for similiar longevity is apex but he was never really close to a star as niko was back then)-from star player to IGL eventually-played on 3 of the biggest orgs in esports (like it or not falcons is close to the top in many esports, faze and g2 are successful in many different esport titles aswell)-most hltv top 5 player appearances out of anyone (7)-actually has a personality and does good interviews instead of being awkward and just saying yes no haha-won a lot of events, no major tho but outside of cs nobody has a clue what a major is and they just see that he has one of the most wins and mvpsextra:-was on stage with ronaldo recently (important)
>
>>1932451Easiest way to be an armchair analyst is purely statfagging because you don't need to actually look at any gameplay or apply any actual analysis yourself.
>1932464cope zywoo nigger niko just raped you a few days ago
>>1932452>>1932455not counterstrike, please leave.
>>1932439>>1932442I could name other examples, I did name nemiga too though they're less exciting now than during austin, I'm not a parivision or jame fan it's just an objective fact that they'd be getting more views than those na teams while playing higher quality counter strike. it's not a guarantee ecstatic, tnl, fut or even ence would get any more views but they certainly would play better>>1932433the major is the major, everyone wants to go there it's not the same as playing in some bar, as for choking games, it's a good thing your garbage na teams can afford to do so every time while still getting dei invites thanks to hues, you should be thankful to them
>>1932464he does have a very memorable face desu
>>1932469it's relevant because valve fps
Hey sorry guys I am still new here from HLTV and not used to responding hereMeant for my post here >>1932468 to respond to >>1932464
>>1932460>outside of cs nobody has a clue what a major isoutside of cs, the only thing people watch is majorsa casual viewer has only ever seen niko fail over and over again
can people please start reporting hltv copy paste posts here as spam? it was funny for 5 seconds but now it's annoying
niko has already gotten over the mibr gamekeep being an incel and post about it tho
Niko is the face of something, alright!
this is insane
>>1932421poles shitting up a team is the equivalent of cancer but its not the only sign a team is in its downfall. teams might save themselves if they identify the cancer in its early stages and control or eradicate it.stage 1: the healthy team hires a inoffensive danedog or polestage 2: the danedog or pole brainwash the players to bring a danedog or pole coachstage 3: the danedogs or poles or both combined brainwash the players to bring more poles or danedogsstage 4: the team bleeds money and the star player cant leave because his stats plummeted hard not even a NA team wants himhow to fight against cancer? just kick them or hire russians or balkaniggers with strong personality to not let the danedog or pole expand its territory
>>1932410the difference is that jame has the ability to play frequent t2 tournaments with good teams, and alistair has the ability to play 1 tournament per month with ex-talon or rooster in the finalsthere simply is no equality for regional spots to be removed without killing the game outside of europe. how can you seriously compare the skill between og and m80 when m80 play about 10 times less matches than og, and do it versus worse competition? you can't without making m80 a glorified euro org that praccs in europe and lives in europe and shits in europe
>>1932456I'm watching it now, couldn't before since it started too early, their fault for picking up germans instead of some eastern europeans though
>>1932485this has literally never happened with any danish players ever in history
>>1932470>I'm not a parivision or jame fan it's just an objective fact that they'd be getting more views than those na teamsyes you are, and no it's nothttps://escharts.com/tournaments/csgo/cct-season-3-european-series-4parivision made the finals and they weren't top 8 in viewership>still getting dei invites thanks to hues6+2+2 invites for the americas, 6 given out by default, 4 earned last majorpain and furia made playoffs, they're getting the stage 3 invites. furia pain and legacy made stage 3 from stage 2, legacy's getting a stage 2 inviteof the 7 remaining slots, 4 are going to sa teams, 3 are going to na ones right nowif they just split the 6 invites 50/50 between na and sa, na would get 3 invitesstop pretending you're outraged on behalf of south america or that you have a functioning brain
mongolian language sounds kinda disgusting nglhttps://youtu.be/m-E4mGz2sO0
>>1932500>they're getting the stage 3 invitesnot after PUA sweeps their local LAN circuit and takes some bounties at Starladder
>>1932501It is slightly better sounding that Mandarin honestly. Not as many harsh sounds, more of a lisp to it.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/529856292184916389YUGE UPDATE
>>1932509maybe less harsh but also has tons of weird throat sounds. sounds like chinese+arabic.
>>1932501Play Ghost of Tsushima it sounds badass there
tomorrow another shit daygod i hate blast, they refuse to run 2 streams even early on when it's shit matches, they just drag it out as much as they can
>>1932519Furia v Legacy and Liquid v G2 might be fun.
>>1932512HOLY SHIT PRODIGY IS BACK
>>1932519online matches cost them nothing, because they aren't putting teams up in hotels. they just want the unified viewership for ad money
simple likes elige
this chinese team got a russian
navi, faze, and ecstatic will qualify
>>1932575what language do they speak
>>1932391Many (including me) are saying this.
>>1932398I love iM lilbro
>>1932579no idea. it's some literal who without even t2 achievements.
>>1932421>>1932425>poolandt. Sir
>>1932438lilbro j0me can't stop matchfixing your idol is done
>>1932585maybe he's a cultivation novel enjoyer
>>1932500no I'm not and legacy made stage 3 from stage 1, also cct on kick, no human watches this only bettors. those 4 earned spots were obtained thanks to who? certainly not wildcard, m80, nrg or complexity, if not for those spots only passion usa would make it and that'd be just since they are promising apart from nicx. why are you under the impression that I am pretending to care about south america? what's wrong with your reading comprehension, I am not asking for more sa teams to make it over na ones I want more eu teams or even asia ones over na teams.>>1932490practicing in eu didn't help liquid when they were considered a na team and practicing in na didn't hamper complexity too much, flyquest are also fairly good despite having nobody to play in australia and needless to say asia and sa teams are very good nowadays and continuously improving. I don't think regional spots should be removed altogether only from majors, there's 32 spots that's plenty to get enough teams from all regions without dipping into trash tier.
>>1932468>boasting about winning against a vitality that M80 almost beatKWAB!!!!!
>>1932595yes that was after falgods mindbroke themanything else?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sm2Pdv5Rgs...
>>1932601not gonna watch that 90 minute videowhat is it about?
>falg-ack!
>>1932605col eulogy
how is he wrong?
>>1932601>danny found out through hltvbro
s1mple haters said he is washed and would suck in tier 2. Now he is dominating tier 2 they say he's not the best player and someone could play better, though.That's unacknowleged surrender. You were wrong. You lose. Now you cope.
steel match 45min
>>1932594>legacy made stage 3 from stage 1,stupid cunt>if not for those spots only passion usa would make itstupid cunt>I am not asking for more sa teams to make it over na ones I want more eu teamsI'm well awarestupid cunt
Why do EUfags seethe endlessly when a team at a tournament isn't from EU?
>>1932653because we don't want shit dei teams
>>1932653eufag here, we don't actually do that
>>1932659>4tran buzzwordAh so it's insecurity
>>1932421POLSKA WORLD DOMINATION
remember when imperial fe was rank mid 20s by playing only female tournaments?
>>1932672avg eu team
is this the 4th best awper of all time?
>>1932675depends on how you define best
>>1932677of the most excellent or desirable type or quality
>>1932679>desirablewell he's great if you want a passive zywoo-esque wait for kills type
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH7-kW4r6fUis it even worth getting anything more than a 144 Hz monitor for this garbage game if you're not gonna grind and be a pro?
>>1932691144 should be good enough yes
>>1932675sh1ro and monesy will definitely be considered 4th and 5th best soon enoughalso there's no good up-and-coming awper atm that will be able to compete. like at best molodoy but he's even older than monesy.
>>1932675no, he's getting carried to trophies by donk and has literally zero big LAN MVPs, i don't give a fuck about consistency if your peak is this low
>>1932719he has a lot of evps tho
flyquest will get raped by donk
steel+ska match going live
>>1932725Nah, Spirit could maybe upset though since the boys no longer have Erkast
>>1932746they losted... but they're still gonna make playoffs!
>>1932783did they really cut him with no replacement lined up
>>1932799Apparently they have JTR for blast according to HLTV but from the look of it yeah.
donk is back to grinding faceit. this means his gf is far from him or sp0r0t is forcing him to play
hey they figured out the simplest way to not spoil the match results for people watching the game the following day and it only took them like, decades to do sowow.
i bet she was standing over apex wearing a leather suit, black high heels, red lipstick and hold a whip keeping apex in check
vp and pari should swap jame and belch for icy and elecperfecto kicked later toughts?
>>1932980why would parivision downgrade
>>1932905about fucking time... sometimes you just want to be surprised even if you didn't catch it live
>jumped right back on faceit after the gamegood signs from kino clan's new grinderhope it rubs off on the rest of the team
>jimmy>jame>nut nutwho else is going on the Goon Squad? need two more players
>>1933012thoorin as a coach
>>1933103I think sports psychologist/performance coach would be more fitting
try will molest torzshit
most boring match of the year award
>>1933127depends on imperialan upset could be pretty entertaining
>>1933128it would be if there was a possiblity of mouz-spirit straight away, sending one of those home in last placebut at worst they meet in semis
torzi at the toiletsAgain...
>>1933130>at worst they meet in semisyeah, lower semis lolgo flychads!
mouz? the raped
>>1933133yes, that's what I meantone of them going out in 9-12th is not nearly as fun
https://esports-news.co.uk/2025/08/27/ewc-attending-superfans-outline-alleged-censorship-and-unequal-treatment-at-riyadh-event/
Is skullz better than rain?
My moussies :(
>>1933142mayhaps
mouzbros...
rapedsports
Moussies are frauds. Just weak scene abusers like botality.
xertion was impregraped so hard he developed breasts
today im brazilian
Why is no one talking about Vini's guns?
>>1933155I think he's the sole reason why mouz has no aurayou can give him rain, alistair, jks, gla1ve and mouz will still be the most auraless team in the world by a large marginbalding rat with manboobs and ugly glasses, a black hole of charisma
>niggas still coping with l'auralmao
i dont trust brazilians not to cheat
holy rape
sp0r0t raped mouz on overpass too relax it's gonna be 2-1 for mouz
Is Spirit like the only top team that is any good on Overpass? What the fuck
>>1933158youd think someone making 100k+ a year would go to some lengths to fix it medicallyyou can eat chemicals that help hairgrowthyou can have a mastectomyyou can lose weight and work outyou can get eye surgery and maybe wear contact lenses, that has risks so maybe its not for everyone
gangraped like a monitor lizard by a pack of brahmins
>>1933160I'd be ashamed to have this as my "goat" if I were you
>>1933170I just don't care about some nigga's appearances unlike the /hm/homos itt.
>>1933170yesterday didnt teach you anything? mouz will win 2-1 anyway
>>1933171it's impossible to not care how someone looksall normal humans are coded on a biological level to be repulsed by ugly people, just like all other animalsunless you're also xertion-tier ugly of course, then it's solidarity I guess
moussie pick next :)
>>1933175your time on liquid doesn't countand furia i guess
>>1933174Just telling on yourself at this point gaylord.
hmmmm so when there is not lower bracket the underdog just get rolled overbut when there is lower bracket the underdog wins or gives a good showit really, and i really mean really, makes you think
>>1933139it's even more of a shit show than I thought lolteams should outright stop competing in ewc, but money talks
why is overpass t sided now?
>>1933179I am afraid you're not evolved enough to have consciousness and thus normal biases, my condolences
>>1933184I have evolved enough to move past my primitive biases, monkey.
>>1933139ai summary for the zoomer brains
why does blast online games have so many close 2-1 games with big underdogs?same thing happened in blast bounty....
>>1933139lol the saudis straight up gave everyone giant laser pointers, aurora weren't joking
>>1933186you can't evolve past that, you're actively making an effort in pretending that xertion isn't a human rat and get very offended when people point it out
>>1933190Whatever you say, macaco fag.
xertion has bigger chest than freya
now it will be a long 2-1FUCKING YAWN
>>1933189>you have a critical sign? gtfo>a falcons fan want your seat? move>no water provided? sucks to be you>chanting anything else than "go team"? stfu>falcons fans are blinding the other team? can't be helpedI wonder how fast aurora fans would've disappeared if someone pointed that shit at falcons
nice try (the attempt, not the player)
uhhh monkeybros?
my moussies :)
it's 17-15 in roundsimperial still in the lead
>>1933221newfag or retarded or monkey or mouz-hating coper?
>>1933224cope
kwab alert
wtf is wrong with xertion
-xertion +elige-jimmy +rainthots?
>>1933238no
>>1933240problem?
>>1933242both are bums
>>1933243then you suggest the fix for mouz
>>1933245theres nothing to fix
>>1933249silence
you can't convince me that blast isn't fixing these matchessame script for the vita m80 match
torzgod>>1933252vita and mouz are both shaky rn dropping 1 map to these bots is to be expected
uh monkeys, homos and haters?
my moussies :D
blast should've copied ewc hud fr
why does every underdog get 1 map?
>>1933264flyquest and liquid will get raped 0-2
>>1933265flyquest can win
G2 4v5 vs l0qu0d
GODquid finna humble these negroes and shock everybody
>SUNPAYPAL LE BAD
>sunpaypal.....le good?xd
trainfuarkingkino
does anyone actually think sunpayus is worse than polish ultimate?
>>1933279>2023now show last 3 months
>>1933283show ultimate's best top 20 result
sunpayus is fucking garbage holy shit i hate statsfag so fucking much
>>1933284>no argumentouch! 31/100 firepower awper btw!
>sunpayus is fucking garbage
These niggas have to be trolling ain't no way anyone thinks this med is any good right now.
s1mple said he respects sunpayus
>s0mple fanahh all these retarded posts now make sense
do we like them?
>>1933292aye
>hunter already packed his bag for Londonit's over for liquidsissies
gem thread
sunpayus.... le good?
paypal not bad with rifle
>>1933305>>1933306eco frags retards
turn on follow recoil
>>1933308it wasn't eco
what a mess of a game so far
>>1933316battle of retards
is 7-5 a win as ct-side train?
my nigga hunter just railed three liquid thugs
g2 or liquid will beat mouz
the better kovacs
twist?
HUN TUAH
HeavyGod swallowing Liquid alive
he didnt last long
>>1933354
>>1933354drinking an orange fool
Holy fuck lmao
>armorless deagle 4k on riflesinstant +9000 ratingnew antirating meta is to drop your guns if you know you're going to die to attack the enemies rating
matys the slovak goat
sunpayus wasn't that bad
>listen up guys, here's the strat>Matys, kill four guys, somebody else kill the fifth and I'll plant the bomb>ok? Let's go boysso this is the power of non-fraud/polish IGL...
Liquid is gonna dominate on Inferno tho
mario
Based or cringe
>>1933371lelmao
These Liquid motherfuckers poured all their effort into close games against Vitality and still can't beat them or G2.
>>1933395???
>polish frauds leave>malbs is suddenly good againreally makes you think, huh?
a-at least we still have lower bracket, liquidbros
sunpayus final kill ez
now imagine jitu with a REAL awp player
NEW LIQUID LEAKED BY UBERDRIVER-Snax-s1mple-mazay-zont1x-eligeHOLY SHIT!!!
When do TL start playing?
-sunpayus+monesybest team in the world
Liquid disband before major?
>>1933439if they dont make the major yes
flyquest gets RAPED next
holy mario
honestly g2 beats mouz
>>1933408Notice how the Polish stench causes many potentially good teams to underperform...
>>1933448He raped Liquid back on M80 so par for the course with malbs
g2 should get jame
Freya :)
>>1933448does anyone actually rate siuhy now? Liquid plays worse than under twistzz and every commentator used to shit on him back then.
spirit keeps banning overpass for some reason
>>1933473maybe they dont want to give away what they practice with low tier teams?pocket pick at the major
Scrawny and Launders are tier 2 casters.
how is deagle balanced?
donk's paws uwu
>scrawnders
we like launders and buys his tshirts
>>1933484true
nettik > donk
zontix cancelling the tn1r transfer
>>1933352wtf they're dropping the team?
>>1933501Pepsi Max is fucking vileIf fuckers insist on drinking sweet fizzy drinks, just drink the real thing sparingly All these artificially sweetened drinks are trash
>>1933506no i want to drink lots of it without getting fat
he knows his career is over and he will never ever come close to win anything again
i only drink alcohol and water
>>1933513At least he has some big trophies like two Katos and a Cologne to end a career on
The CS gulags of Australia/NZ are feared by every pro player.
donked
do flyquest guys live in europe
>>1933539I don't think so but they're definitely bootcamping in Europe right now.
this could've been an email
what happened to the flyquest shill?
FlyKek
>>1933249#4 and slipping
>>1933561r0g0li worst player on the server by far, in a game with vexite and nettikshocking
flyquest were raped
>>1933320I have that mouse pad. The newer version of it is worse because it has a reinforced border but surely it can't be worse than that.
he's so brown
>>1933568i wonder what keeps mongolz and aurora afloatstatistically they should not be in top 10 with the player pool they have
why did nettik say that they were confident?
so g2 are le good?
>>1933588almost4/5 of the team is good
>>1933552we are all flychads herejust not delusional about their level
>>1933561worse than shoey
>>1933591their level is at best beating shitter teams like b8 and the hunds barely top 90
>>1933585undiluted sovl, something mercenary teams wouldn't know shit bout
>>1933597>the hunds?
>>1933605soul meaning the best players in both team resisted going to a better paying international squad for some reason
>>1933585turkey has 90m population
>>1933610turkey is an islamic dictatorship with africa tier economy
>>1933585Fear of having to get a shitty normal job in a second world country helps.
>>1933612theyre a lot richer than mongolia
what retarded pistols is chopper gonna call now
>>1933391YZY SZN APPROACHING...Senzu Knows Ball
donkered
ggs
donked lmaojust bodyshot him once you aussie faggots
SHRONKED
>>1933645*headshots him*
zywoo shaking right now
KWABQuest
lmao these jks reactions
expected rape by spirit and gape by flyquest
my t2 farmer goat
>>1933609>both teamwhichmongolz can't go international with their english, xantares and woxic were on big and mouz before going to ef out of national pride
3.0 abuser
>>1933662>first map 2.03>2nd map 2.05>all maps 2.05?
>>1933668HLTV+ can't into math
/ourmonkeys/ are gonna take this one
>>1933668>2nd map 2.052.02*Point still stands
>>1933668it can be rounding issuesbut actually rating 3.0 is fuckedyou can get an average which is strictly smaller/larger than the map with the smallest/largest rating
>>1933662not slipping vs t2 teams from underdeveloped regions with eu import awpers isn't for everyone
apparently sh1ro plays 4:3 non-stretched (black bars)this is retarded
3.0 is so fucking stupid who asked for this
>>1933679rating at all is fucking stupidI don't know why you number slurpers keep asking for it
>>1933678>this is retardedShiro do be like dat
>>1933678Common with awpers still
>>1933682then you're dumb as fuckhow could you not understand the desire for some kind of quantification of how well people played and how much they contributed to winning or losing the game? if you couldn't watch and wanted an idea of what happened, if you don't watch a team and want an idea of how they generally perform, if observers missed an underappreciated player's performance and you aren't downloading a demo to see how they died or what they pulled off, if you're trying to assess the value of players, whatever
>>1933682EVERYTHING MUST BE MEASURED. I AIN'T USING MY BRAIN AND EYES
is there no standard rules on where the cameras should be?we got so many different angles going on.
>"My Labubus"Oh No No No /magog/uncs ain't gonna like this one!
>donk farms t2>hltv falls into recency bias againIt's like that heroic v spirit bo3 never happened
>>1933706is he keeping them in the package for resell value or something
>>1933706WHO CARES OH MY GOD
>statsfags trying to justify themselves because they either can't think or won't watch the games
>>1933711what bo3
>>1933711It never happened
>>1932956Hello
why does he have tranime dolls
>>1933733kys phaggot freak anime website GTFO
>>1933733wtf I love sh1ro now
>>1933733>why does he have tranime dollshe's hot glue poster
>>1933715post leetify
>>1933767>oh you don't like stats? post stats then
>>1933771scared of a lil demo review?
>>1933772I can demo my dick in your ass. Review that, bitchall jokes aside why would I even be on leetify?
>>1933774No demos? We're waiting
>>1933238>Faze becomes the feeder team for MouzBased
yikers
18-9 should not be 1.05 rating
>>1933682it was fine when it just existed and nobody took it too seriouslythey're trying too hard now and forcing it into every discussion everywhere
>>1933794you're not wrong
Legacy are a good team, they had such a big momentum at the Major and almost beat Mouz to make top8, it's a shame it was the last tournament before the break and they didn't get invites to anything except Bounty.
>>1933794>>1933797hltv directly benefits from controlling narratives hltv is owned by gambling sponsorshltv directly determines player value in org's eyes through their closed source rating and asslicker judge panel in their awards+top20 eventshltv directly affects the state of the ecosystem by being the sole data provider for VRSdon't be fooled by their innocent acts on their cope 3.0 explained video
"he's back"
>>1933812never 4gethttps://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/1841673/1xbet-official-qa
Oh boy.
>>1933817this is for entire 2025he wasn't even good vs proper competition in heroicretarded pickup from g2
this makes reddit seethe
>>1933815idc if gambling sites flood that shitholeit'll all be owned by the saudis soon anywaythink the last couple of years have been bad with all the hltv tourists? it'll get way worse when those camel jockeys take overluckily cs will be dead to me by then so I won't have to stay
>>1933823why does kyosucky look like someone who was just told he wasn't welcome on stage?the shame is palpable
>>1933826He didn't deliver.
i think the tn1r situation was all a bait
Where's ohne? Busy with clanker tuning?
>>1933826GODZUKI IS LITERALLY NIKO V2 STFU
>>1933826he knows they didn't earn it
>>1933837yes he is, thats the problem
>>1933834i dont think he ever watches early tournament games unless it's a major
legacy can takes maps off of tier1 teams without shouting at them?impressive
>>1933860> tier1
>>1933861get invited to the majority of tier1 tournaments = tier1 teamdon't care what your faggy definition is
>>1933867Legacy are getting invites to 4 big tournaments soon, they will profile themselves as the 2nd best BR team i believe.
>>1933875good for themif they get the invites consistently I'll probably view them as tier1still a bunch of screaming monkeys tho
>>1933882>nooo you can't scream at your enemies on LAN while playing a shooter where you kill themwhen did CS fans become this soft
>>1933826He’s looking at monesy’s dick
>>1933887>you can't scream at your enemies on LANI never said thatI enjoy shit talkdoesn't mean they aren't screaming monkeys
>>1933875good, I'm tired of mibr and pain just wasting spots
>>1933823look at zonic's fat ugly photoshopped face LMAOOOO
malady is so goatedrookie of the year
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
>>1933916modern fallen is the sanji of nikos
>ACK!!!
not much reason to watch this, is there?>br vs br>upset not likely>no screaming monkeyI'm gonna go get my ass kicked in premier instead
>>1933747Based
tomorrows gamesvitalitynavivpecstatic
>>1933940glfazem80fnatic
>>1933940if gl had a real awper i think they would have a good chance
>>1933940hoping for Vitality, Navi, M80 and fnaticfuck VPi hope Faze makes it out of the lower bracket though
>>1933958>hoping for Vitality
>>1933940good scraps
>>1933960fan since 2018 m8
>>1933922guess I got luckyeven if the team didn't speak englishI'm guessing furia won?
>>1933968>even if the team didn't speak englishLearn Russian Yankee
>>1933968>piCCado russians really
rookie of the year?
>>1933940garbage literally nothing worth watching
>>1933983navi vs f0ze kinda worth
>>1933985two dogshit teams in freefall
Imagine watching, Heh, can't be me!
where the fuck is Elige???
>>1933988>1 map from Cologne final>freefallNavi is not nearly as bad as Faze
>>1933995Yeah, but they are very unlikable except for my based macacazze
>hey are very unlikable
Reddit is down the hall and to the left
>>1933995this team has no future. they all hate each other, and almost (but not) making a final was the peak of their last 6 months
>>1933985this ain't 2022/2023/2024
official tournament tier list just came outhttps://youtu.be/pYTrIlaGUlg
>>1934034esl Spgl A+fissure Aewc, cct, thunderpick Cblast F-starladder tbd
>>1934044esl and ewc is the same
>>1934045owner is the same, production obviously isn't
anons do you know why i cant post my pepe frog in the thread?
make new thread
>>1934052god hates you and your kind
>>1934061>>1934061>>1934061
