death of innocence edition
first for old hags
wtf is this
should've just stopped at the win and gone to bed....I hate russians so fucking much
>>1934065chinks farming vrs
>>193406624K and only one MVP, lets see your round swing
they will win fissure and it will be hype
is he really the problem?
>>1934078him and karrigan yesalso polish shitter is probably also a problem
>>1934078he's not the solution
>>1934078like rain, he's just midkarrigan is utter dogshit though
>>1934078You cant be title contender with mid awper
>>1934083navi were the team of the year with "missed shot from w0nderful"
>lots of brown falcons fans itt shitting on faze$500 says faze go further at fissure
falcons domination will save the scene
>>1934084still every event they won he ended with EVP
>>1934088you can do better bro
>>1934084really weak team of the yearbasically just one tournament ahead of spirit or g2
>>1934092who else if not falcons?>vitality dominationzywoo fans make the cs discussion bad>spirit dominationdonk fans make the cs discussione even worse>mouz dominationwill literally be ignored by many if not everyone, there wasn't a single post itt for like 30 minutes while they were playing>mongolz dominationthey only have a charm when they're the unlikely winner>restnon-competitive
>>1934088No euromuttstack will save anything. The day of reckoning is coming and by this time next year all top 5 teams will be national, mongolz, tyloo, aurora, spirit (belarus isn't a real state), and an american luminosity gaming
>>1934098nobody cares about national teams but turd worlderseurope stands together
>>1934099instant noscener seethe hiding behind globohomo star flag
>>1934098and astralis
>>1934102only if they kick stabbi for sirah and nutnut
>>1934100>you have to hinder your potential and force zywoo to play with bodyy and makea because MUH FLAGGERINOshall not
>>1934096do not redeem saar
>>19341063dmax with apex and zywoo for maka/graviti would beat current vitality
>>1934109can't imagine a worse downgrade than going from flamez and mezii to lucky and ex3rcice
why are no sceners so sensitive?
when are they giving goat (s1mple) better team mates? surely they're going to do it soon?
>>1934116elige already hit him up, they're kicking primetapz as soon as vrs allows
>>1934115navi went international and became bettervitality went international and became betterfuria went international and became betternip went international and became betterliterally the only team that got worse from that move is SAW, going from mighty #20 to mighty #30you can cope all you want, but the results always speak for themselves
>>1934117they should be able to kick 2 from the team at any moment
advanced playoffs start next week and steel WILL be playing
>>1934118saw should have asterisk. Thier ranking was boosted by snap tap
>>1934124what was that epic meme called?
>what's the best country you've been to?>russialolhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Q3s_9ZdYKts?feature=share
>>1934129harlem shake
>>1934138mutts really hate it when people speak the truth l0l
>>1934171i feel like you typically don't include your own country in questions like that
hades was better than sunpayus
>>1934187snax back on the awp would be better
>>1934191unfortunately the contract ran out
>>1934187it has to be some package deal with sawlike just get somebody like degster and jitu could genuinely be the 5th best team, behind the elitesmaybe even sneak in higher, if mouz/falcons/mongolz fall off
>>1934199are saw and sunpayus best friends or something?
>>1934202they suck each other's cocks
>>1934129unc is doing the bernie
siuhy le bad doe
>>1934219or maybe the rat man is just exposed trash
Listening to russian coms, I will admit bratan is way cooler than bro. I hope the west takes that word one day and starts using it over bro.
>>1934232"bro" is too ingrained into the slang now, and "bratan" doesn't roll off the tongue as goodsame for "NAIS BOYS"
>only 3 good t1 awpers>best t2 awpers are s1mple and jamehow did this happen?
>>1934167I was going to reply with this gif but you are right. I wonder why I thought about this gif first and not harlem shake.
jame balding
>3DMAX and B8 playing some small LAN in ChinaVRS whoresVhores
watched broky csgo highlights again...
>>1934264there was two eu invites
is we gettin a tier 1 na team
>>1934281passion na yes
>>1934281steel is working on it (not really he doesn't really try he doesn't even have an agent because he thinks they're scams)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKwHOfNGV6grewatched some parts of this after 2 years, didn't remember everyone but niko talking like all knower retards that cant form a coherent sentence without adding swear words. spunj and ynk really repulsing. this was like giving mics to two loud 80iq troglodytes. >niko: *speaks calmly and seriously* i think he (zywoo) definitely needs attitude. i think they don't teach him how to be a man (what he means is that zywoo doesn't order everyone else around him because he is timid or because apex is the one in charge. the "man" word niko spoke because he couldn't find another word, since he is an esl like me, was enough to trigger the retard mode in the others)>spunj: how do we get zywoo the attitude? he needs to get his heart broken>moses: we need ruin that relationship>ynk: his gf needs to cheat on him>moses: he strikes me as a wow playerthey were dead serious when saying all that shit and only laughed because they exaggerated a little. funny thing is that zywoo won the major months later.
>>1934285i remember this and didn't wanna bring it up again because it was so cringe from everyone involved there
>>1934118liquid
>>1934219>xertion's form goes to shit>team does better than everwhoa spinx and/or brollan must be insane to pick up that slack
>>1934285>niko talking like all knower retards that cant form a coherent sentence without adding swear words.he literally got too cockyG2 was the best team in the world at that time and for a short time they looked unbeatable, the moment he got on top bro thought he was gonna have an era and a Major soon and felt he's above Zywooalways be humblealso he says later in that interview that he hasn't won anything in CS yet, until he wins the IGS or a Major. how funny
>>1934264>>1934266flyquest would get raped in a lan like this
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2384746/ence-vs-insiders-draculan-season-1ence on lan in 5h
3dmax vs lynn vision right now and tyloo vs b8 after, could be interesting games>>1934251looking it up made me realize it's over a decade since I used to watch filthyfrank's videos, the guy who created the meme, that doesn't feel real
>>1934354>3dmax vs lynn visionraped
>>1934364Raped vision
>>1934364
>>1934339https://www.hltv.org/matches/2383782/b8-vs-flyquest-iem-cologne-2025-stage-1they could make the finals, at least
>>1934396Hate to break it to you but Spirit are a bit better team than 3DMax.
>>1934419spirit lost to heroic
passion na today
>>1934064As opposed to.....young hags?
moe looks old and has graying beard....
>>1934083Yeah you can, just look at G2. They're title contender with dogwater awp.
>>1934096>will literally be ignored by many if not everyone, there wasn't a single post itt for like 30 minutes while they were playingWhen Imperial was winning a lot of monkeys and pussies (henceforth the term for mouz haters) were getting uppity. But as soon as Mouz started coming back, as was expected, they became silent. Many such cases!
>>1934446It's always funny when you can tell which team is winning by thread activity.
>>1934187>>1934191>>1934195>>1934199>>1934202Hades awp > sunpayus rifling > snax awp > sunpayus awp>>1934205oh woah take it easy caaksucka
>>1934339You will NEVER be him.
>>1934034The majors don't deserve a tier of their own above everybody else. They have "prestige" but even that has been dwindling over the past few years. I'd put it in 0.9 at bet.Additionally, Cologne and Krakow (formerly Katowice) aren't as exciting as they used to be. Which other prestigious tournaments do we have?
>>1934455people still care about majors the most. even if they have worse format or whatever. so they're the most prestigious.
>>1934455>um actually the major isn't important, cologne isn't important, nothing's importantwhat point did you think you were makingmajors are obviously the most prestigious and in their own tier. stickers, most viewership, the events non- or casual cs fans tune in for (like tennis slams), the only thing players really get shit for not winning, no team turns it down, cements you as legendary for winning even if you fall off after
>>1934455EWC Riyadh
tournament ranking in terms of prestige:S: ewcA: majorsB: cologne, katowiceC: other big arena tournamentsD: studio tournaments and lower tier arena tournaments like fissure
u ever just picture this dude sitting alone in his room wasting the prime years of his life writing stuff he doesn't believe for the smallest dopamine hit he'll forget a minute later
>1934469made you cry
>>1934456>>1934459The shit format pushes them down to A tier unfortunately.
>>1934470yesI weep for you
>>1934471no it doesn't can't get eliminated without losing 4 maps in 2-3 days. that's fine
>>1934295>Many such cases!Only with auraless teams like Pooria and rapedsportsThere were posts itt when Spirit, Vitality, G2 were winning
great to have all these teams in a 10k € tournament because of the VRS pointsquality games inbound
>>1934538I just think it's dumb that it costs more to fly and get hotel than you can win. Means you need an org to pay for all this shit.
>>1934546I think valve should either fuck off and keep their ass systems to themselves and let others handle things, or make a real 1st party leagues that pace the matches properly and provide LAN matches for tier 2-3
>>1934551Would be good with some kind of lan rmrs. Right now t2 teams that aren't top like top 16 needs to cheese it towards the end by playing shit like this.
weird tournament3dmax gets 2 hours off but tyloo needs to play back to back
>>1934554in unc era it was standard lil bro
>>1934555only issue is that it's a bit unfair one team gets rest
>>1934554>>1934556actually they delayed it 30 minutes
>first two matches
that'll do
major form cypher in that round
>>1934568jw on lan
wasn't blamef supposed to be good and cypher bad?
vacpher
>ence game #1 meant to start at 11, gets 1h delay>#2 start at 13, 1h delaylameI wonder if theres some public data on what actually causes delays in lan/online tournaments.
fnatic are SELLING my nigga cypher what the FUCK
why is fnatic beating ecstatic much easier than faze did?
RIP NUT NUT
fnatic vs ecstatic had more discussion than mouz vs imperiallet that sink in
>>1934614yeah because easy win for mouz
Ummm typoo sisters?
>>1934618their map pick, we will 2-1
>>1934622>we totes lost on purpose
>>1934623not what i said
>>1934625Yes it is coper
why did they pick overpass, vp's only good mapm80 matchfixing live, you have to be kidding me
>>1934632m80 are 15-1 on overpass
>>1934633about to be 15-2
vp already got more rounds vs m80 on overpass than vitality got....
>>1934632m80 are good there too but they're playing it wrong, when vp last lost on overpass it was cause of perfecto being unable to hold monster but they've barely gone there
cts can jump spot way too fucking much on overpass
after 9 rounds btw
>>1934641will be interesting to see what retarded rating he will be gifted by 3.0, I recall cts getting 1.20 for being afk in won pistols but this was so many rounds in a row
>vitality struggled vs m80>vp is raping m80 hard>vp got btfo'd by gamerlegion>vitality is facing gamerlegion lateris it happening?
>>1934645yes bro 100%, the relative strength method works every time, bet everything
>>1934645pr masterclass incoming
poopality really lost vs this (on overpass)
>>19346421.07 ct rating for going 3-2
>>1934660lmao
>>1934645yes, rez (my grandpa's favorite player) will destroy zypoo
>>1934665i was gonna post a rez pic but lol it's kind of weird they needed to take 5 pics of him hugging his (probably) gf
I cannot bring myself to care about today's matches, except maybe Faze vs Navi.
shouldnt autoshotgun be super good for anchoring b on inferno?
New Grim just dropped Most bountiful Romanian feast
Okay I was wrong M80 raping VP is entertaining.
Lmaooo someone please make a webm of that I'm begging you. M80 vs VP Dust 2 round 17
>>1934698if you're in its effective range you're also in the range to eat a bunch of grenades, A halls is better
>>1934702
>>1934702grim (the food not the player)
>>1934702who are these guys
>>1934702he doesn't look like a real human
>>1934702coach looks happy. you just know he intentionally sabotaged the ukrainian squad to get his na buddies back.15 minutes until debut.
just realized vp owning map 1 on overpass was just the underdog script
jw just aced nip. not an eco. eyeballers up 7-0.
>>1934732rolling back the years
>>1934622How's it going?
>>1934746there's a lower bracket retard
lol
this "culture clubhouse" is the cringiest shit I've ever seen
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2384753/passion-ua-vs-monte-draculan-season-1
>>1934750Losers bracket.
Why does M80 have an Indian gaming cafe style setup?
>>1934759they're in UK
>>1934757ah the infamous ukrainian derby
>>1934759because they're probably just renting some cheap apartment
>>1934759So you see M80 are from a place called "the United States of America" which isn't located within Europe. So when they travel to Europe (they're not from Europe) they need to rent spaces to be able to play.Hope that helps!
god bless america
this vp team is just done. no reactions.
vp somehow stays top 20 forever
>>1934781l0qu0d was top 20 forever
Holy fuck
holy gaped by hext
electronic is just donejust walks through that smoke to end it
HAHAHAHAHAHAbased M80
immaculate vibes
the delay is trash, a dozen subhumans rushing to spoil the result and that it was a 3v5 loss the instant it happened... 5 mins ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_OM9IqA_8A
>>1934790where could you see the result?but delay is needed when it's online. otherwise you can just watch a stream on the side.
>>1934790>>1934793you mean in the chat? bettors (browns) are always doing that for anything online because bookies have cleanfeeds also this is how some teams achieve "radar" because they just have the cleanfeed instead of actually using potentially detectable cheats
>>1934794insane that the info isn't delayed everywhere. but yes this is also why live odds is a scam. bookies are often several minutes ahead.
vee poo
>>1934793it doesn't need to be more than a round difference, even 1 minute and ~10 seconds wouldn't give away anything
he was right
Rez is 27, what's the secret to his anti-aging?
>>1934801Eternal youth in exchange for mediocre cs talent.
>>1934801he looks like a 27 year old which isn't fat or balding
>>1934801pure svensson genes
insane if passion ua loses to this absolute dogshit monte team
Just saw that HexT highlight. Sick move. Ballsy af but he pulled it off.
>>1934808respect faze bymas
It's them again...
>>1934818they got like 2x 13-2'd by betboom yesterday
>>1934804This is absolute cope, he looks like a college freshman with his baby face.
>>1934817which one
>>1934822he's just good looking
friendship with pusa endednow i'm a matey fan
>>1934801>Rez is 27>anti-aginghuh?
>>1934833Look at his baby face
americhuds WIN
Russian reactions to VP vs M80:>all the bums that didn't beat VP yet, please form a line, you will be escorted to the beating room shortly>shame.>Virtus.pro is the prime example of how bad management can kill a legendary tag. I don't understand ballet, I don't own a theater. That's it, it's that simple.>HexT pulled off a beautiful move at the end, thank you for sparing us any more of that trash!!>I don't understand why people hate Pimp. I see him saying that he now hatewatches VP, that he's their hater, and I see a man that understands CS. This is not Jame Time, this is a cheap copy made of shit.>To anyone who missed it: just tune into eng casters on Dust2. Even "neutral" parties are pissing themselves in laughter. How many wake up calls does this piece of shit org need?>F_1N watching movies in the background, I can't explain the lack of pauses.>Blowjob Kings are going home>I am very sad for electronic, unlucky teammates, can't carry 4 bots...>this is not bears, this is decoratives pandas, at best>>don't insult pandas like that bro...>ABSOLUTE CINEMA!
>Kursy vs Zywooyeah i really wonder who will win this one
>>1934800they can't even play Landalan to get VRS points, if they fail on Fissure they are fucked
CIS is basically teeming with talent, they can't make one T1 IGL that can replace Electronic?
>>1934841VP pulling a Liquid
that hext play HNNNNNNNNNNG
>>1934841>I don't understand ballet, I don't own a theater.gigabrain shit
>>1934848>is a better igl than electronic>is a a better awper than icy>would never let a massive gap like the hext one exist>would never bully his teammates
tree is enoff
ummm zywoosissies theres a new french awp on the block
get this handsome lad on navi
>>1934871he does kinda look like a younger smaller rez
is this a woman
zywoo gets more hero rifles than donk does
>>1934872
Godwoo
That's Godwoo for you
more like Gaped Legion lmao
i think kursys rating got raped by dying 1v13.0 sucks so bad
>>1934886bruh I can't defend it anymore
>>1934886funny thing is zywoos rating would've been like 1.20 if he died there
>>1934702grim really looks like he has some medical condition that fucks up with head featuresdoes anyone have his family photos to compare
>>1934702is jt ok
passion ua...
was PR too expensive for Faze? he'd fit there so well.
>>1934927seen as old and washed before joining gamerlegion.but yeah he'd fit in an unc team. and he's not even washed.
>>1934668what happened to the asian mmo chick who poured boiling potato water all over his feet
>>1934759been watching blast, is it really that bad?
m80 has another transatlantic online match tonight https://www.hltv.org/matches/2384949/nrg-vs-m80-esl-challenger-league-season-50-north-america-cup-1
>>1934941wtf lolm80 went from 30 to 28 by beating vp in a t1 event, and they can go from 28 to 26 by beating nrg online in an na ecl game. I get that it's about clustering, but that's hilarious
>>1934942vp match was online as well, they would've got like twice as many points if it was lan
>>1934944blast has 400k in prize money, ecl has 17.5k
>>1934947and prizepool is not factored in the match prediction lilbro
>>1934950bit they did go from 30th to 28th
gamerlegion such nigger retards
>>1934957no way
elige should go to m80 as an awp
>the team formerly known as complexitynew team, new player, still choking match points
I wonder what they think of modern VP
what the fuck are these niggers doing? they really tried to throw that 2v1 for no reason.
"nip is good again"
>>1934981nigga we don't gaf about that we're watching vitality kino
>>1934981>online trashno thanks
>>1934983lan > mickey mouse online
>>1934986it's literally lan
>>1934986meant for>>1934983
it's like anudda 1812 white house burning
Apex fucking loves pushing through smoke. Teams have caught on now.
is zywho washed?
at least theres a lower bracket...
yikes
can redditlegion close this map?
not sure why vitality would pick inferno.it's the ultimate underdog map. who wins is just based on who's luckiest on the gamble execs and gamble stacks.
>>1934997>both teams have Ukrainian flags on the logo>only one Ukrainian on the serverfucking disgusting, at least support Ukrainian scene if you're gonna use it for marketing
>>1935003inferno is the most tactical map
geiger pigeon better fucking win map3
>>1935010that's actually comical. like if your team identity is being ukrainian you really should have ukrainian players.
french goat
>>1934996>that schedulingouch
why is rez not in a tier 1 team? is he really that much of a corpo bootlicker he wont leave nip?
freya my hag queen looking good
goat jw still raping nip over a decade later
>>1935029lmao i just realize he is gamerlegion and gl is playing
>>1935030>freyaWHO??? NAHHH WE DON'T KNOW DAT BITCH ROUND HERE NIGGHA
>>1935036freyabros...
gamer legion has won more rounds
>>1935039
>hltv is delaying posting stats from map2surely they want to cover up zywoo stinker
>>1935049they needed to squeeze in some fake extra round swing to cover up for the sub 60 adr
>>1935058>1-6 OpK-d><60 adr>not even positive KD its a yoke!
zywoo fucking cheater
if gl wins is kursy the goat french awper?
>>1935036>league buff
IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED
>>1935072AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHOH NONONONOONONONOONON
>>1935072KWAB
Important question. When does the goat play?
>>1935072>BENCHED>BENCHED>BENCHEDkwab
>>1935072now he can team up with s0mple
>>1935072AHAHAHAsacked in the evening
>>1935072welcome to 1win
>>1935036sjekz
>>1935072Imagine losing a Bo3, getting told to get in a call with your boss, and then getting benched within an hour or so of losing that call. He'd be right to crash the fuck out.
>>1935072they must've known before the game today because it really looked like they didn't care. even when they won rounds it was just nothing.
>>1935072magixx or zont1x
>>1935010poles and americans are more ukrainian than ukranians
>>1935083imagine they swap for hobbit igl
watch tn1r go to vp
>>1935058>opk-d 1:6he's washed
>>1935086i noticed this too, you might be right
>>1935072where's our russki for on the ground reporting
>>1935096tn1r baiting
>>1935098OH NONONONON THIS NIGGA BOUT TO FUCK UP HIS WHOLE CAREER LOOOOOL
>>1935100he baited that he was going to g2 before so don't take it too seriously
>>1935096Reactions to the benching post in the cs2news
>>1935106fuck my chud life
it's time
Motherfuckers universally do not like Electronic. People hate him as much as Cadian it seems like.
he's rightwelcome, vp.snax!
Vodka sales spike 10% wherever electroNic lives.
>>1935108is that nafany? he just joined some real dogshit team.
>>1935110you mean people who watch ec go into a team and then team gets infinitely worse as a result
>>1935110i think it started after he fucked up vp and got jame kicked
haven't seen Blue Laminate in a pro game in years
>>1935072IT'S OVER
>>1935072em dash noticers, notice something?>>1935079kwab
more like the Raped Legion lmaoez4vitality
>>1935137wrdgaf
f0ze
ViDEITY is just too good
>>1935131double penetration?
Russian reactions to rapedtronic getting BTFO:>They started to notice...>PROMOTING YOUNG TALENT LIKE SHALFEY, B1ST? NO!!!!! BUYING OUT BOOMBL4 FOR $5.000.000???? YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ERA OF VP IS HERE!!!!!!!>ICY sweating kumis right now>I'll keep it short: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>Career over. Welcome to 1win, faggot.>Now I know why F_1N didn't call any pauses. He wanted this shitter out. Genius coach.>papatronic left for cigs, all children sigh in relief.>washed up bums like Perfecto, electroNic, Boombl4 will continue plaguing RU scene. Until all of them fuck off forever, I see no future in us having more than 1 good team.>Perfecto IGL? CINEMA!>Open the champagne. VP management woke up.>>Not until Chinese oSee fucks off as well!>From 2nd best rifler in his prime to getting kicked from a top 20 team. Deserved downfall for the white-flagged dog, hopefully your fat boyfriend is next in the guillotine.>Petrosyan woke up and saw that BotBoom and PARIVISION are 1 LanDaLan away from raping VP in VRS and decided to lay off cocaine for a day. Better late than never, I guess...
monkey style nigga talking MAD shit in the pregame5 mins til flop v flop time
>>1935165>papatronic left for cigs, all children sigh in relief.kek
>>1935165>>>Not until Chinese oSee fucks off as well!kek
electronic status?
>>1935178STOCKSTOCKSTOCK
what excuses karrigan will have for jccobs bad performance ?
Need It Or Keep It?
>>1935185nah >elige>s1mple>steel>cacanito>anduna vrs with a stage 1 invite almost guaranteed (pic related, BCgame's current predicted VRS is 1038 points for budapest) and potential rage kino between the first three
MONKEY STYLE
so who are we rooting for?
>>1935199falcons
wow NO ONE is watching this shitno elige, no s1mple, no watch it seems
jcobbb is so fucking trashI really really hate poolish players and what they do to the sceneThere's literally not a single good polish nigger in top 50, how is that even possible, just complete desert. Fucking LEBANON has a good player, but not pooland.
we've shit talked poles enough
>>1935210never enough until the poolish cancer leaves tier1
ez for jcobb
elige has never done a 4k
>karrigan's wife was right
nigger did a 4k, we fuarking won fazebros
I hate how much Navi buys AWP on t-side. Like why the fuck are you doing that? It's so much worse on t-side just steal it off broky instead.
>>1935036>liked and bookmarked
GOATKY
HE IS BACK
"helvjes is washed"
GOATKYYYYYYY
HOLY
S1mple could never.
HOLY SHIT
s0mple could never
What does this bot Wonderful do.
>>1935241get awp dropped and misses
>Falchion vanilla and default awpbroky is literally me
4/3 babby
>>1935185>drop a serviceable IGL for Russian FeTiSh
>>1935245I think that's just what DMT demon told him to rock
Have you noticed a good chunk of these highlights are on AnubisBring it back valve…
chill lil bros they're still gonna lose the map
if only the hud would have everyone's cams visible always for that moment, tos need to wake up cause that was a genius addition
>>1935247hi dona
>EGOtronic is only 26
>>1935259He looks 35. What the fuck.
>>193525927 in 4 dayshappy birthday in advance
>JITTERJITTER>JITTERJITTER>JITTERJITTER>JITTERJITTER>JITTERJITTER>JITTERJITTERFUCK THIS GAME MAN WHAT THE FUCK
even after navi send them to lower bracket the job is not over. m80, GL or fanatic would still need to finish the job of eliminating the walking trash that is f0ze clan and its repulsive danedog igl
>Faze scared of giving a single duel to makazzehow the mighty have fallen
>>1935262they really didn't even try
>>1935264hi elige, pls go to g2
ahahahahaha alexisissies not like this
Aleksi bro i need you to step up
launders is such a terrible casterjust complete dogshit, always gets caught off guard, says incorrect bullshit, indian
>>1935165>electronic benched from a team just barely in the top 20>ax1le benched from a team outside top 20what happened....
"igl of the year" benched when?
-disasterful
why is w0nderful playing aps? the fuck is this plumber era strat of sending the awper to aps. surely navi is matchfixing or something
RAAAAAAAAAAIN
>>1935275I hate the noises he makes when somethings happening, especially the exaggerated mhmmm that retards do when eating food but also all the WHAT oooooh OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH and HOHOHs, scrawny is far from great too, he has an awfully grating voice and the way he emphasizes words is annoying
>>1935283meds
noobi
>>1935285sorry, your favorite casters are ass and can't even compare to spunj and machine, they only appeal to retarded teens
nt monkeynigga
imagine losing to F0ze oh nonono yellow garbage disband soon
>>1935285why, he's 100% right
>be a FaZetard>don't like Scrawny and Launders>you just know they ALWAYS grab the FaZe matches for themselvesIt sucks man.
>>1935293monkazze tried his best
>>1935293jakub?
it seems wonderful was positioned poorly this matchbit gets killed easily first and then the awp is left without impact behind smokes
>>1935303focus on the match wonderfool
>>1935283they're both bad and they don't want to improve at all because they'll get gigs either way
>>1935301my creator :)
>>1935297>>1935306at least they're not working esl events and I don't recall if they do pgl or not, I don't think so, just gotta keep letting your disdain for them be known to hopefully get them cut from blast too
neityu got double HS on pistol roundcool
>>1935313literally not a single soul gives a shit
>>1935313you mean with 1 shot?
lets not worry f0ze hatewatchers, navi has 100% win rate in dust2
>>1935317i do
>>1935322you don't have a soul
>>1935317go discuss blowjob technique with your dad bro
>>1935324yes i do
>>1935308thisI've started switching to local co-stream every time they are casting. Turns out local guys aren't half bad, now I watch them almost every time
is broky better than zywoo again?
>>1935325there's zero notable players in encethey're not a notable orgyou samefagging about tier3 trash is just useless bloat, nobody even discusses it, you just post about them for no one in the threadfnatic has more people worth discussing, and that's saying something
holy shit wonderbot kys
rain senior moment but it's ok. We love you.
they should bench w0nderful like electronic after that scout play on mid
rain... >///<
>KWABful
Holy shit dude how many more games does w0nderful have to lose single-handedly before blade's caveman brain decides enough is enough?
HAHAHAthank you broky for speeding up the benching
>>1935373sorry, rain*
karrigan senile peek is too much for macaco style.
>>1935370Just imagine paying with a bunch of redditors holy shit dat brotha is in PAIN
navi is even bootcamping too...
speaks volumes
pussies
>>1935384Aren't M80 in Europe right now?How did this happen today?
>>1935388they actually won a match from europe before
>>1935384ez clap on 130 ping
are pauses not allowed because coaches are allowed to talk during game?because i dont think there's been a tactical pause so far in this tournament.
imagine torturing Maui for months on end
iMe is such a bot when trying to play aggressive hahaha
>>1935384Actually giga retarded, they just wiped out their gains from beating vpif they immediately went to bed and popped some nyquil after their vp match they could've been wide awake for this even if its 90-100 ping and then prepped up to the navi game since it'll be the first one tomorrow
>>1935406>and then prepped up to the navi gameyou mean faze game
Bros, is it too early to say the magic is back?
>>1935411calm down bro, it's just navi
>>1935411t3 opponents doesnt count
>>1935411yes navi is winning next major with makazze
>>1935406And its not often an na team at m80's ranking gets opportunities to get +25 from an online match, they're mostly facing this and get points from the occasional NRG/wc match that they just forfeited. All in all just a poor decision
jl really was the whole team
>>1935416
jL was simply a vibe
vibes > raw skill
new navi looked great at cologne but it's been a disaster since thenlosing to astralis, 3dmax and now f0ze
>>1935426navi overperformed in colone
okay f0ze bros this is getting dicey
I really wonder when FaZe warped your mind so hard you started to hate them.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYY
That was a FaZe (EliGE ver.) type round.
APOLOGIZE
sit down karribot
>>1935436when they fluked kato22
i will never apologize to an ukrainian
>>1935436well it's easy to understand, they lost too much so often now that they're perceived as being losers. and people love to hate losers.
I DON'T CARE THE MAGIC IS BACKIT'S FUCKING BACK
fucking luck clan
brokyGAWD
wtf
SAVED BECAUSE CS2 IS A BUGGED MESS
that guy is either 0 or 11 there i no fucking in-between
NOOBI
undeserved
look at that, polish nigger so blatantly selling the gamematchfixing instincts kicking in even in tier1 huhfaze were extremely lucky to have broky online that series
b1ad3 must be seething so hard
now that the dust had finally settledwhat went so horribly, horribly wrong?
>well they should've won against ECSTATIC 2-0 easily>NAVI will destroy them>well NAVI is washed now so it doesn't countVibes > Raw Skill
n0vi has officially been beaten by a tier 3 team
>>1935458he was always a little bitch
>>1935458el0ge is a fake good player.
eligebros how do we spin this
who cares about beating n0vi
>>1935458b-but the T-side stats, the science!
t2 teams always win online
>>1935458hes probably arrogant and tries to push his ideasidk really, might be a fluke but how does a team lose to navi every time and then without Elige they stomp them
>>1935470If we get all the top 5 rated players on HLTV right now, I'm sure we would have the greatest team of all time. Stats never lie.
>>1935458he requires too many sacrifices from his teamates for him to perform.
faze really sucksthere's never going to be a broky lifegame like this ever again
>>1935475interlicked
if i was a pro player i'd be like broky. always clutching 1v3s and 1v4s with awp. god i love stomping noobs with awp
>MMMMMMMMMMMzero aura
>>1935474this would work though
>>1935482dumb farmer phenotype
>FAZE MAGIC LE BACK>I LOVE RAIN AND KARRGIANS
>>1935482mmmmmmmm... yeah
Vitality will destroy FaZe, don't worry lads
>>1935484triple awp bros we are so back
>>1935487I look like this and I say this.
>>1935487I look like that and say that
>>1935491vitality can barely beat m80
reminder that the assblasted faze hater is the ruski pig with a prolapsed anus that is still not over shanghai major
FaZesissies somehow even more pathetic that Vitasissies...
>>1935498proof?
>>1935497m80 is goated though
>>1935501check the major finals thread, see same posting style
>he thinks only 1 person hates f0ze
>f0ze haterno one cares about this shit team that can barely get top 8th
>>1935497slaxz is the biggest onliner ever
reminder that spirit have an asterisk near their "major" due to a smoke bug on dust2 ruining the round for faze
was this general around in 2014-2018i only now just realized this board exists
>>1935512cry more mad bitch
notice anything?
>>1935517don't worry surely donk will win an actual major next time and not a fluke onezywoo did!
>>1935518left is goat of cs (literally called The Game)right is literally who
>>1935512broky threw it incorrectly (and he lost the 1v1)
>>19355182 major | 1 major (fluke)
>>1935072OH NO NO NO
>>1935520revved
Reminder that Spirit have an asterisk near their "major" due to a magixx lifegame and that is unfortunate but it is what it is.
>>1935528factsdonk fans try to memoryhole it, but it is true
>>19355063.0 is strange, a single 1v1 have changed a players rating over a map + or - 0.20, here he wins 3 1v3s puts up a crazy kdr, good adr, kast, many mks and insane swing but still only ends up on what we see some truly mediocre performances get, it feels random.
>>1935534i think it was 0.17 and only over one map but yes 3.0 is fucking broken and shit
https://x.com/ropz/status/1961526657996787861Ropz is seriously fucked in the head I think
>>1935538he's streaming often, so why not
>>1935538cucked out white psycho
>>1935539>he's streaming oftenno he isn't i think he used to but like several years ago
>>1935542often is a stretch, yeahbut he used to, I remember tuning in for comfy cs 1.6 bhop and movement autism streams
>>1935538he is just a fake humble person who likes to show off how many expensive things he owns
>>1935544I don't think he even tries to appear humble though
>>1935547Yea, I don't know where he got that from. Maybe because he's not a complete asshole and looks like a harmless baby?
>>1935538i heard he did coke on hltv awardswhen someone said in one of the previous threads which pro player seems like a psycho he came to my mind first
Reminder.
>>1935556ahahahhahahah lol buckbroken
https://www.twitch.tv/kyousuke999
*hides post*
is falcons wins fissure is kyousuke rookie of the year?
Now that the benchapocalypse is over. Welcome to BC.GAME:snaxelectronicEliGEmagixx
>>1935563here's the benched shitters team
>>1935560based
>>1935563They have no intentions of going to the major, if they did they would’ve signed up for stuff like draculan or frag or the other couple of open lans this month
>missed broKINO 1v3sFug
>Mouz vs G2No not my 2 favorite teams.......:DDDD
This cp77 npc looks w0nderful.
>>1935589lol
lil blud do really want to sell us overpriced shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgu7CY1BWQY
>>1935602do they even get to choose headsets in tournaments? don't they often use in ears then use some kind of ear muffs to dampen noise?
>>1935604own in ears + the big ones are blasting white noise
>>1935436it's been a steady downslide since july 2023this faze feels like the post-karrigan pre-ropz ones with olof or cold where people went "they'll be good on lan, there's something there" but they were just mid every event
im's rating last year got gutted by 3.0
>>1935473>hes probably arrogant and tries to push his ideashttps://youtu.be/oxzOVm2v1Cw?t=1354
>>1935556do they make jokes about how player stats go down after someone gets a gf, laid, or becomes a dad?
let's discuss rationally-aleksib+sdy
>>>/int/214318901i thought this was a cropped broky pic
>>1935615
>>1935617steel
could he come back to this form?
>>1935631If he drops the igl bit he could have a yeki like resurgence. I doubt it though he strikes me as having too big of an ego even after this.
>>1935436When they backstabbed Broky.
>>1935638even if he could do that he almost surely thinks he's above any of the teams he could reasonable join
tomorrow's gamesmouz (g2 if sunpayus performs)spiritdon't knowlegacy
>>1935653come on lad, there is literally no way Liquid loses to fucking Imperial
>>1935655it's like he's stealing majors from nip agan
>>1935657>come on lad, there is literally no way Liquid loses to fucking Imperial
>>1935658>$10 prizemoney oof
>>1935659>one map>still lostcome on bro, Liquid is gonna dominate them
>>1935560which post
>>1935631nigga he's going to the front lines
>>1935556I think ropz should have bought Corvette instead of that woman's car..
>>1935655
>>1935653HeavyGod will sit on themThe Professor IQ will be too high for the braindead ruskisultimate 9th lifegame to loseFlyQuest rare win
>>1935691
>>1935693>you now remember jw with a shotty on cobblestone
Feels like I never left 1960s in here right now...
donk has played 9 faceit games with his girlfriend today
>>1935740Yeah, me. :3
Most intelligent pussy: >>1935659
virtus poo
http://isdmadead.com/Noooticing VAC is not mentioned once...
The foolish Ropz blows his money on fast cars. The intelligent Broky spends his money wisely on gooning material and furnishing his dimly lit goon cave, which has no lights on save for his PC's glow, which allows him to do the vilest misdeeds without God watching him.
>>1935783a disciple of jame yet lives?
>>1935783brokaem spent his money on booze and gambling and then switched to ozempic and gambling after getting benched
>>1935783Most pros salaries go to funding their cheat subs
>>1935653you know blast makes a thing you can steal instead of having to fuck around in paint
>>1935807my picture looks better
>>1935807his is hand made by an anon that makes it mean more
>>1935807>AI CAN DO THAT ?!?!?!SHiEEEEEEt
now that the dust has settled, what did he mean by this and who was in the wrong here?
>>1935838the dust hasn't settled. this is an absolute mystery still
I remembered Siuhy's face from the Liquid game and I can't stop laughingI hope he makes another look like this again
https://x.com/bossggofficial/status/1961594519746384343SOMEONE HELP OUR REGION BRO
>>1935617would be interesting if they didn't kick him already, i don't think they would bring him backshame because in another universe i think sdy could have succeeded in this international Navi, it was unlucky he was given a chance in that toxic dead team
>>1935847ain't he always look like that
>there are 100 cracked CIS kids waiting to own in t1 >the scene holds on to guys like NAF who frag worse than a 40 yo IGL >the scene keeps digging up random t3 poles nobody asked for and shipturk makapee
>>1935847>>1935870
Why was Broky getting freaky after his clutch?
>>1935889>ZAMN
i have just received very concerning news about m80this is not good if true(pic unrelated)
>>1935684I wish.
>>1935977why would you go n0rb3r7 over random young decent player?
>>1935977the cycle of carson continues
when you beat garbage on lan you still seem to get a lot of vrs pointsalso winning almost always gives more than you lose by losing. so by just playing a lot of lan you get a lot of vrs points as long as you don't always lose?
>>1935847>>1935877that's just the quintessential polish look
what the hell, insani is insane in pistolsalso spirit with tn1r will definitely be the best pistols team (zont1x 0.85 pistol rating)
>>1936037the system is something like: you need 10 lan wins over the last 6 months to get a proper rating, until that the system is like "online? not real, don't care" so each individual win before that is like "okay you're actually a real team/good, have a ton of points" and wins after that give less as you're already at your "correct" rating
>>1936072okay ty
>just got back from a company triphow did all the non-believers react when faze stomped navi?
>>1936076once a year broky lifegame who cares
>>1936078so coping hard?gotcha. Thanks
mouz vs. g2 finna put the whole stream to sleep
>>1936085g2 looks pretty good right now with what they've gotjust gotta get a better awp'erI'll probably be watching
how g2 in a year from extra sovl roster turned into some kind of random eu mix (like mouz) Only simple can save them
>>1936085>finna
some teams could have to play 3 bo3s in a day
>>1936092draculan btw
>>1936092if your org doesn't provide you with amphetamines in a situation like this, it's time to find a new org
holy shit jw owning krimz
Enter.
>>1936108surely he has retired
>2025>JW is RAPING Fnatic
>>1936112>Mir is a great shooter, time goes and he still one taps
always bet against liquid
blamie
stop watching the dogshit liquid game and watch this nowhttps://youtu.be/gj6wLTxoF1Y
>>1936135buy an ad
>>1936135nobody cares about that anal slut
>>1936139is this true?
>>1936145'fraid so
liquid doubters awfully quiet...
pls 2-0 no one wanna watch this shit
>>1936153I bet you would if Liquid were losingLIQUID ON TOP
>>1936153Then don't watch it phaggot
You called?
LiquidGAWDS... We are so fucking back
>>1936135>genuinely proposing boombl4 as a replacementyessss -washed +washedru scene slowly becoming the brazilian scene with all that recycling
>>1936167it's stupid because betboom is only 2 vrs spots below vp now and there is almost surely more potential in the betboom roster
Get Twistzz an actual team, he's above than these Liquid bums
>>1936184-aleksib+twistzz
what happened to siuhy? He was good at mouz
>>1936185Nevermind. Siuhy's their igl.-im+twistzz
>>1936186he was always a fraud and got E X P O S E D in Liquid
imperial is doing everything they can to get liquid the win
liquid went from a fragging igl to this
passion na might just not win a single game
Are these noodles actually good?
>>1936197Kinda fucked up that complexity went from competing for tier 1 spots to Romanian landalans within months.
>>1936199doesnt exist in my country i thinkseems to be a uk thing
13-6
could you play in a team with a vegan?
>>1936205Yeah.
>>1936201it's what happens when you go outside top 20.it's a lot easier to stay top 20 then get back into it. you basically just need to win a game every now and not place dead last every tournament and you're good
>>1936197should've actually rebranded to Passion NAcursed org
>>1936197that's what you get when you replace cxzi with the guy who made the chris chan documentary
wait why is skullz playing against liquid
>literal 4v5>still went to OTclassic CCT
good eyes there, ultimate
liquid has no synergy it's embarassing
wtf is that? you cringe canadian. I'm gonna post it again just because of that
>>1936222https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756554382990269.mp4
>>1936217>losing to alliancelmao these shitters aren't even t2
>>1936225dude they're 4v5, no shit they lostkrabeni fucked off for like 20 minutes and CCT didn't pause
>>1936226what?
>>1936230whops here's inferno but that's still 5 players
>>1936230>>1936231dziuggs*
>>1936233oh he quit midway through? weird.
>>1936204almost13-9
>>1936223Holy based
>>1936192He's not even a good igl either. Shooey was a disaster of a pick for liquid.
>liquid is 100% the favorite>they'll definitely win, unless Imperial winsthe absolute state of analysisand then they wonder why people just mute these segments
>this would be a new low>well....>this would be another lownot bad lol
ffs liquid
>Lulquid losing against fucking Imperial
liquid is the reason for my manic depression
>liquid AND passion usa failingi'm going to fucking crash out
can ct money run out?
>>1936272>kvemdid you have high expectations of some ukrainian tranny
siuhy and NertZ look so done
>>1936277>replace an honest, hardworking American with some nepotism DEI hire>start collapsingmany such cases, sad!
LMAO
siuhy stocks are kinda on the down but it's not that bad he can get into another team after this
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE NEW GOAT!!!
>siuhy and naf topfragging on liquid
comeback has startedliquid doubters, prepare your apologies
okay 6-8 while on ct nukewe're winning this one
passionbros...
>>1936304kek
passion na really went to romania to lose twice in a row
>>1936291since this post he is still on6 frags kek
jason lake got out at the right time
>>1936281
>EARLY LIQUID CELEBRATION POST>EARLY LIQUID CELEBRATION POST>EARLY LIQUID CELEBRATION POST>EARLY LIQUID CELEBRATION POSTI know the game is not over yet, but come on bros, we all know that Liquid is taking thisLiquid bros get in here!
>>1936323>get in herefaggot
where's the siuhy haters?
>>1936335losing his hairline in real time
>Leave "Imperial" to me.
KWAB
GODQUID
easy for uswe're actually back
We did it, we beat the third or fourth best BR team
Imperial is so fucking bad. What the fuck was that last round?
Don't do this to me Liquid don't give me false hope.
how is there tens of thousands watching on twitchthe site with the worst UI known to manthe site with the unavoidable adswhile youtube existsyoutube enables watching it like a video with easily going back in time or watch live
apologize to siuhy
>>1936347>third or fourth best BR team5th at best
>>1936352my adblocker works on twitch
>>1936353Canadian supremacy.
>>1936352twitch UI is fine in full screen + chatand chat is always goodadblockers also workno playback does suck though yeah
FlyChads are we ready?
>>1936352Twitch did have a botpocalypse recently so it could very well be bots. Don't know how that would affect "Official" channels like these since most exposed channels were just shitty streamers.
get your beer and marmite ready
>>1936352Twitch has a significantly better chat experience and UI.I fucking hate twitch but it undeniably is a better live streaming platform - aside from the endless unskippable ads.
>>1936353naf when it's time to play a tier 50 team online
time for jks reactions of him regretting joining a dogshit aussie team
>>1936370>Twitch has a significantly better chat experienceI don't usually read or post in chats anywhere, but from what I've seen twitch is actual cancerthey're so braindead you can even recognize the twitch chatters when they swing by here
>>1936377I think twitch chatters are pretty low iq, but no more so than YT chatters.I will never understand people who chat in live streams with large viewerships.Twitch has a points system, active polls, and is generally cleaner.
>>1936367ready for raped maybe
ZyPoo fans on suicide watch
>>1936389stay there
>>1936389he's rightblast shouldn't be allowed to do majors
jks bad vibes every time he's shown
LOL JKS
>>1936367sorry, but we support /ourmonkeys/
>first FULL rifle round = winnever doubted
FlyKeks...
Thanks jks.
legacybros stay winning
>>1936432>I wish I was still on G2 or hell even Liquid
>>1936435he's starting to realize it's just going to last place exits every single time
>gypsy is 1-9wasn't he supposed to be good?
Flyquest only sponsor this shit roster because they have a guaranteed major spot
>>1936435>even Liquidbit of a stretch
First time seeing this many updoots.
regali is so bad
>>1936451screaming monkey is so goated
ct time
>sdyWhy'd he get kicked from navi?
>>1936457s0mple got mad at him
>>1936457The GOAT deemed him not worthy.
>>1936457he was trash
>>1936458>>1936459But s0mple was on his way out as well. Surely they knew that.>>1936460No way he was worse than im or aleksib.
This gypsy not too bad
don't lose this round fq
>>1936462worse than dogfecto despite better roles
>tfw clutching
just got recommended this videohttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/TvEnWpjCOCE?feature=share
>>1936475Bruh
CTQuest
rapexite
Vexite raped them in those last two rounds
>>1936490>>1936491flyquest will get raped next two maps don't celebrate early
>>1936482Where is this even from?
>>1936495just stating facts
Why do you guys talk about rape so much?
Is there any esport that matchfixing didn't ruin?I lost $200 today on LPL/LCK and now i'm gonna lose more $100gg
>>1936498in esports you're either the lion or the dog
>>1936496Spirit ewc vlog
>>1936501So you're gay?
>Passion UA
can yall stop selling your dreams and nightmares cases for under 2$ pls? i need money for silksong
>>1936503Kek this is so funny, thanks man.
Ence big win vs NIP
>>1936535podi goat finnish awper
>>1936535nobody cares still
>>1936539this is an 18+ website
>>1936542and nobody cares about ence in 2025 on this website, correct
>>1936535I would rather be a sissy slave for a month than watch this tier 4 eurocuck brawl
flyquest is getting R&G'd
Liquid are doing better in Valorant than in CS. Sad! Bik sat!
is nuke super t sided?
>>1936546as it happens you dont have to watch teams you dont care about
FQ flawless T-side upcoming anyway
flychads... we got too cocky
what the fuck is that
>>1936576A british lad playing videogames.
>>1936576You mad ytboi?????
don kwho?zy who?
>>1936546>I would rather be a sissy slavepost ass and I'll think about it
>>1936353extremely funny crop>>1936457blad3 said he aged into twink death
I love HEALTH so fucking much brosjust blasting that shit over the analyst desk(and the game if scraunders is casting) makes cs so much better
>>1936606>HEALTHWhen are they collabing with MANA or STAMINA?
>>1936611they collab with a lot of artists so I wouldn't be surprised if it happened soon
EliGE for iM would be almost a no-brainer for NAVI+Massive improvement to t-side firepower+EliGE is a system player+NAVI has the organizational structure (e.g. perf coach Urszula) to make EliGE actually a part of the team unlike Faze+blad3+EliGE-Big buyout?
>>1936624fuck off back to xitter, you fucking bot
>>1936624Elige would be okay to consider if faze didnt kick him for personality reasons
>>1936606I liked the max payne 3 ost they did. That's pretty much the only thing I've heard from them.
>>1936624>performance coachHow come they don't perform?
>>1936628they also did one for cp2077they're absolutely insane live. Watch them if you get the chance
>>1936624DemQQ better
>>1936624>makes twistzz and stewie quit due to attitude issues>makes grim and hallzerk dogsit due to attitude issues>makes faze dogshit and gets kicked because of attitude issues>WHAT IF... HE JOINS THE MOST DEPRESSED AND TILTED TEAM IN TIER-1?!MUHSTAAAAAAAAAAATS
>>1936630>cp2077Oh yeah I remember that. I think I heard one of their songs on a radio in gta5 back in a day as well.
>>1936632>makes grim and hallzerk dogsitthis has been factually disprovenhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2384753/passion-ua-vs-monte-draculan-season-1https://www.hltv.org/matches/2384759/passion-ua-vs-9ine-draculan-season-1
>>1936634you're rightdidn't know that one. Not their best but pretty chillhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6CdwJn5loI
>>1936624elige shilling is getting tiresome lads...
check what thorin retweeteddo we agree?
>>1936644>do we care?no
EliGE is coming home to Liquid so the team can finally collapse and disband with a bookend.
>>1936624What a retarded idea.>>1936644Thorin knows what's up. I agree with him.
>>1936646>so the team can finallyIt can't really suffer the same faith complexity did so they'll just continue to exist.
BROS ELIGE TO VP CONFIRMEDCHECK THE HLTV
>>1936651get those gross newfag frogs the fuck away from my ai waifu
>>1936651Is this Riley Reid or Ana de Armas?
>>1936654riley reidthere's a glory hole there
>>1936656Yeah I noticed the hole. Weird. She looks like Ana here.
while you guys watched that garbage d1ledez just 30 bombed
>>1936667okay?
Saadzin just did a spray that I would've done. Impressive.
>>1936671always nice when pros become relatable for a second
>lost on liquid>won it back on flychads
>>1936676>jinxedfuck
FlyKINGS
rapequest
New ranking just droppedFlyQuest > Legacy > botality
uh bad timing
>>1936452I must apologize to you, Jeffrey "regali" Harjay
>>1936699sad they didn't win this would've at least been fun
>beat the 4th best BR team>WE'RE SO BACK FLYCHADS>*gets eliminated by G2 next game*get a grip
>>1936704sunpayus though
>>1936704>*gets eliminated by G2 next game*mouz
>>1936704 How much?
>>1936704>4th best3rd bestLegacy rape Made in BathRoomCould very well rape paiN as well, so maybe even 2nd best
>>1936704Malbs will rape mouze
>>1936709nothing, i just hate Flyquest's fanbase for loving a mediocre team with no aura
gooning for Freya
>>1936712Sincere question. Why do gay people care about "aura" so much?
>>1936717teens
Does freya only have one set of armor?
>>1936712>I'm just a tourist who never experienced the great chinkeningnobody itt expects fq to win anything. We're just having fun rooting for them. You should try it
>>1936717zoomers are a whole new level of gayyou wouldn't understand
Ermmmm what...
>>1936730what did kassad mean by this???
>>1936726I can't imagine rooting for a team that will never win a major
>>1936732brown
>>1936712>with no auraplease consult the chart
>>1936732Why?
it will be a hard win for g2. they are facing 2 info togglers (brollan, jimi) hopefully the siesta enjoyer wake up and rape them
>>1936732why are you even here? there's a place called hltv created just for people like you
>>1936730he's just like me fr
>>1936730literally me
>>1936738because watching teams get grouped is infinitely worse than watching teams that actually compete for trophieseven a team like Mouz that choke in playoffs consistently are a more fun team to root for than a team that will never sniff a playoff
>>1936736>cyphaura in bottom tier
>>1936736>the chartzoomer levels of gay
>>1936750baitF is the black hole of aura, quite sadly
>>1936749brown
>>1936749So you can't appreciate teams from under represented regions getting their opportunity to play?
>>1936752>huge jacked aryan doesnt have aurais there some way i can help you get a toilet installed in your home so you dont have to shit in the street?
>>1936757no
>>1936754Yeah... SO WHAT?
sunpaypal losing g2 another gamehe has to go. now. mid game. put saw in.
>>1936758that huge jacked aryan has the most rat-like gameplay in history of this gameand he's fake natty
>>1936761Sounds like you have no passion.
>>1936764>infuriate enemy and reddit with just your gameplayyeah he sucks man your right
>>1936766he infuriates people with his lack of aura in his gameplay, correct
>>1936764>>1936767there are gay people itt rn
SunPayus needs another siesta please understand
>>1936769>t. fan of mouz who get auramogged by 2025 vp
>>1936736m80 got raped by TaZ in Astana, massive aura lossthe rest is true
>>1936772>auramoggedlolkeep digging that hole, faggotmouz sucks ass btw
>heavyjew throwingreally makes you think
>>1936773m80 recovered from that by getting HexT, the only chad canadian left on the planetthat VP rape from him on mirage was a chef's kiss>>1936775go study auradynamics, kid, you clearly don't understand this high iq talk
>>1936775Mouz are winning thoughbeit
my moussies :)
b-but g2 have goat coach...
all part of the "underdog gets 1 map" plan, buhihihi
hunter deserves better
>>1936793Swap him for kyxsan on Falcons
i actually like g2 too :(
>>1936793once teses or kyxsan contract ends niko will take hunter to a tier 1 team
>>1936703both the maps they lost were theirs for the taking, I still remember the many different chokes of saadzin, it was just tragic
Torshit
>>1936779zoom zoom fag coping hard rn
>>1936804you will have aura one day, don't worry senpai
>xertion is a wiggerhe leaned more into the nonce phenotype in my book but hey
>>1936699legacy are nothing without shouting at the enemy in the studio desu
DAEWOO MATYS
>>1936801half the reason niko left g2 was to create a better team while avoiding having to kick hunter
godpayus raping torzshit right nowmight as well disband, if they lose this then mouz aren't top 5
fake comeback, mouz wins this
told you
malbs and sunpaypal had to fuck everything up after all that effort to comeback
>>1936823malbs pushing smoke prob works 40% of the time so
Can't you shoot through that box on A site?
2-1 G2
i think brollan might get kicked next seasonseems like they've had 0 progression on t-sides. whenever they have a good t map, the next one will be catastrophic 9 times out of 10. shame... i like brollan
>>1936828I dont like his raped as a kid aura
>>1936828but isnt he fragging igl?
>>1936831we don't sign our posts here
>>1936831but spinx and xertion do
sunpaypal?
freya my queen why are your shoulders wider than ur hips... s m h :(
>>1936828it's a good move. mouz need someone more experience like Snax or nexa
>>1936841worlds + msi rape 2 majors + kato + cologne combined, quite sadly
>>1936841another mickey mouse award?
>>1936841A competition for which game has more Chinese voters
>>1936847Why isn't Valorant in the top 3 then?
>>1936849they split the vote with crossfire
>>1936832i'd say he's top 3 in that department right now but his calling seems REALLY bad
The worst T1 teams are ones where you can't comfortably insert the word rape into their team name. >G2>Liquid>Mouz>Faze>NaViYou know it to be true.
goatsi
>>1936858rapedsports works well enough
>>1936862obsessed
>>1936864>t. The Raped
/magog/brodies, keep it real wit me, which one?
>>1934464thank u saars
>>1935072can someone finally punch this vatnik?
heavybot sucks badly
leaguue
>>1936885
>>1934129he looks younger than his 20 year old younger brother
>>1936885None of those, get a different knife. Normal pullout for skeleton is so ass.But if you really want that, then get doppler.
>>1934873no, the hottest gamer boy alive
jitu got raped
g2 wants to make it through lower to get a better playoff bracket
>>1936730who isnt
donk boutta get destroyedscreencap this and reply later
>>1936885>keep it real wit meyou're a fag
finna be 10-13 again
of course mouz onliners
GAY2
>>1936910>no u see, g2 wanted to get fucked so its not rape
matys is a retard
so fucking dumb
https://x.com/hvnlypeach/status/1961667086251327765
>>1936935just a bit of banter innit?
>>1936935https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eji7OoZuMGw
>>1936935Damn that's fucked up...
>>1936935use a voice changer dumb whore
>>1936935Its just incredible that first time 99% of people who ever hear about this hole playing video games for man children as a woman is reporting everyone they play with.Go do activities you enjoy.Go fuck a dog.
>>1936935lmao this bitch is so bad
>>1936935i could save her
donked
fl0m says donk is the best player in the worldzywoo bros?
professor got this
it really is 1v9everyone but donk actively tries to lose
>>1936935It reached asmongold
>>1936935so it's just retards and women playing together, who cares?
>>1936207It's not volatile enough. Lulquid has been proving themselves to be a t3 caliber team for like 6 months now and are still in every t1 tourney grinding out a single win most times vs some shitters.
>>1936977i used to snipe the og clgred whores and rape them on esea
holy shit sh1to rules
SH1RO GOD
>>1936732we can guess the hue of your skin from this statement.
>>1936935>na
literally losing off wanting to get eco frags
>>1936995don't they know that eco frags have been discontinued with 3.0?
donk is a better awper than zypoo
DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK
this game is kino already
donk better awper than shitrat
these garbage casters are so clueless, acting like it's the first time donk has ever picked up an awp when he uses it regularly on certain maps
man zweih stop sucking
>lucky noscope kill>OMG HE IS BETTER THAN ZYWOO
Thank goodness Furia has goatodoy to make up for BOTKINDAR
DAMN THIS NIGGA ZWEIH IS IN PAIN PAIN WTF???????
>>1937012he's the one getting benched
get tn1r in already
HE KNOWS...
Falconsbros... even when we're not there they make fun of us
>that plantthis is matchfixing or spirit just wants losers
worst bold prediction of a #1 ever?
>>1937005they passed up on kyosuke and ended up spending all the money they got from that transfer on zwei and tnir lmao
>>1937035who the fuck is this?
>>1937036zweih was free, contract just ran out
man spirit sucks so badlyentire strat is "donk get the kill"donk dies and everyone just stops and doesn't know what to do
Spirit when donk dies first:
>DONK GO DRY FIRST GET KILLwtf is this shit
>>1937044>>1937045>>1937049*posted it again award
molodoy isn't missing
holy shit zontix is bad
>>1937041he's costing them a lot right at the moment
-chopper +boombla -zweih+zontix
Spirit really is "donk do something"
>>1937062>>1937050
lmao how did zweih die there 3v2fucking bot almost threw the round again
>>1937064yeah he just solo'd another round faggot
this nigga donk really think nobody saw his blatant info toggling on fallen.
welcome spirit.electronic
Old man still got this
PRESENTE
lmao total clownfest
based professor
spirit just peeks one by one every single round vs awpit's so retarded
>dry peek>losedonk proving ewc wasn't a fluke
nice t side sh1to and zontshit
chopper and zweih are so shit it baffles me how they are concerned with getting rid of zontix. now you'll have another hothead vodka drinker playing anchor spots and doing shit lmao.
>>1937087also holy shit broken 3.0 on zweih
>>1937087chopper's fault
>>1937082rash b blyad
dupreeh is bad at his job
>>1937097being a contrarian isn't cool
>>1937097after the desks got rid of the well spoken english natives from brits and canada and brought in charisma void people with potatoes in their mouths I kinda stopped caring entirely
>>1937103>I kinda stopped caring>proceeds to write an article KWAB
moot should do something to block AI spam on 4chan
>>1937105grok I have a 150 words essay due tomorrow!!!!
>>1937110>150 wordsAre you in 3rd grade?
>>1937111tf you asking that for pedo nigga
>>1937114kys phaggot ass nigga
classic baitcerato
>>1937103I can somewhat get over the potato mouth danes but I can't get over the complete vacuum of personality and conviction. Nobody has the sack to say anything on these desks they are all buck broken by pros/fans into saying nothing. Spunj having a kwab hissyfit recently over his public discord "leaking" his milquetoast gossip is an example of everything wrong with the talent in the space now. Sado was dropping nigger on livestream and largely came back like nothing happened and these pussies are quivering to say some shitter played like shit.
kscerato is just so bad
I want watermelon sour candy
fucking baitscerato going for a save instinctively cost them the round
>>1937106Thread discusses CS2 esports, focusing on recent matches, player drama, and team critiques in a typical 4chan style with memes, banter, and "rape" puns (e.g., "Raped Legion").Key Matches & Results:FaZe vs NAVI (2-0): FaZe stomps NAVI, driven by broky's clutch-heavy lifegame (1v3s, 1v4s). NAVI labeled washed, w0nderful slammed for poor positioning and scout plays. Elige's absence sparks debate; some call it a fluke.Vitality vs GamerLegion (2-1): Vitality barely wins, zywoo accused of cheating, Kursy hyped as French AWPer goat. HLTV stats criticized for inconsistent ratings (zywoo’s ADR <60, 1-6 OpK-D).Liquid vs Imperial (2-0): Liquid prevails despite synergy issues. Siuhy and NAF topfrag; Imperial mocked as 5th-best BR team. Siuhy’s IGL skills questioned but stock rises slightly.FlyQuest vs Legacy (1-2): FlyQuest chokes after strong T-side, Vexite shines briefly. Legacy’s Brazilian "monkeys" dominate; FlyQuest fans cope with "no aura" jabs.Mouz vs G2 (ongoing): G2 struggles with sunpayus’ inconsistency, torzsi called "torzshit." Mouz favored, brollan’s T-side calling criticized, potential kick looms.VP vs M80: M80 upsets VP (HexT’s mirage play iconic). VP stays top 20 despite "decorative pandas" insults. Other: 3DMAX, B8 in Chinese LANs for VRS points; Passion UA/NA flops in Romania.Player/Team Drama:Electronic benched from VP (reactions: deserved, washed; speculations: to 1win or Falcons).EliGE shilling for NAVI/Falcons; s1mple's return teased.Critiques: karrigan/siuhy IGL issues, sunpayus mid, jw owning NIPNational vs intl teams debate VRS points farming in small LANs (e.g., 3DMAX, B8 in China).Memes & Misc:Russian Reactions: VP bashing ("papatronic left for cigs"), HexT praised. Ropz’s car flaunting called cucked.Off-Topic: HEALTH band love, Grim’s "Romanian feast," Freya thirst ("wide shoulders"). Twitch vs YouTube UI debate; botpocalypse noted.Tournament Prestige: Spirit’s major win called flukey (smoke bug, magixx lifegame).
>>1937130lol this one isn't that bad
>>1937130i'm not a giga faggot who uses more than 1 monitor
>>1937133it got flyquest legacy wrong tho
>>1937136nobody said that they didn't and we had some retard hating on them, so it's fair that it got confused a bit
>>1936457>>1936462>>1936605>[We took sdy to the team,] because it was the best option at the time. We were told to take a player as soon as possible. The tournament in Lisbon was in two weeks, we won it. It was the best option at the time.>It's simple here, there should be no illusions. We would never take a player who was over 25 years old into the lineup on a permanent basis. Of course he had a chance: if he played incredibly well, everything was great, he didn't make mistakes and everything was great, of course we would have kept him. But the organization and we in the team understood that we need to have a very strong player in two years, for example, and we decided it was better to give that chance to little Andrei [npl], who can progress. He's a young player who's just entering the tier-1 scene.>In general, the way NAVI works is that we give young players a chance. It was like that with Valera [b1t], it could have happened with m0NESY if we hadn't dominated [the scene at the time], but we really dominated, and there was no room for him.im was 24, w0nderful 18, aleksib 26, jl 23
zontix just not checking the obvious angle
>>1936749mouz will never win a major either, what's the difference
>>1936766>infuriate enemyyeah buddy they hate to see blamef handing them a round in exchange for a couple meaningless kills
>>1937141this webm becomes funnier if you imagine that it's cs2 and not csgo
>zweih peeking through waterfall smokelmao
>>1937141jks aura on a site
why are they trying to be harry and hugo and cast a "silly" game so bad? complete lack of charisma on both a faggot and a jeet for that.
Bodyshot god can hit headshots
yekindar didn't need to peek therefat fuck with an ego problem
aura gawd
>>1937130>Ropz’s car flaunting called cuckedwhat a sentence
that's a good example of situations where zontix usually failswhat usually happens is that he starts shooting first in duels but no headshot so enemy gets headshot after tanking 2-3 bullets
Unfortunately YEKI's dumb ego peek at zont1x killed all of Furia's momentum
Furia badly threw the first half, they were better in almost all gun rounds ffs
sh1ro braces buff
so many insane 3k and 4ks this series
another clutch throw, fuck off
Why don't gooks or chinks care about CS? Why do they hate FPS unless it has a bunch of gay colorful hero shit? Is pic related unironically true?
holy shit zont1x that's so bad
>>1937165Crossfire is CS lite, and it's free, and it broke into China and Korea first because it's a Chinese/Korean game. So players who are inclined towards CS just play Crossfire instead since that's where the majority of Chinese/Koreans go. There's literally a Dust 2 1:1 copy called Desert 2 in Crossfire by the way.
donk wants out of this team
>>1937179donk IS out of this team, tn1r is his replacement
zweih just misses 8 five seven shots what a player
In CS2 how can I expand my server search?I only play casual, and sometimes it just keeps throwing me into the same 1 server.Yesterday I just wanted to play on a different server and it sent me to the same one 5 times in a row until I gave up. Also the office/inferno group just sends me to the same dead server (or one full of chinese bots) over and over.I have my acceptable ping set to 200, but it only ever sends me to servers with a ping of 20-30. Am I to believe there is no other server in the entire world the game can send me to, why does it just keep sending me to the same tiny pool of local servers no matter what my settings are?For fucks sake, I don't mind a 40-50 ping if it means I have more servers to join.
>>1937170does Crossfire have a competitive scene?
based fallen killing the baiter
MEME TRIFECTA
>>1937185suck my dick and maybe I'll answer your dumb questions
BAHAHAHahaHAHAHHHAHAAHAHahaHAHAHHHAHAAHAHahaHAHAHHHAHAAHAHahaHAHAHHHAHAAHAHahaHAHAHHHAHAAHAHahaHAHAHHHAHAAHAHahaHAHAHHHAHAAHAHahaHAHAHHHAHA
>>1937186It had a 2.5 million prize pool at EWC, CS had 1.5.
YEKI you choker
>>1937198nice
you just know yekindar heart almost exploded when he noticed is just him and donk
>>1937198>CS had 1.5cs had 1.25 because valve decides what sandmonkeys are allowed to do
Not again
carried by yekinchad
kwab>kwabkwab>kwabkwab>kwabkwab>kwabkwab>kwabkwab>kwab
spirit just wanted to farm rating for donk vs liquid
thank godSpirit was so dogshit this map they deserved to lose like 13:3zont1x nading himself in the last round in vent lmao
>>1937217hopefully donk rapes liquid so hard they go back to na
...
>relying on one player to carry youspirit has been falcons tier ever since people figured out donk
>>1937223yes donk was figured out
>>1936916lemao
I doubt TL prepped for Spirit so it's gonna be brutal tomorrow
spitting facts
Gotta give Zweih a few more tourneys before you judge him, but man he is not showing up.
>>1937227you don't get it, do you?with this team it will always be donk v 5. If he can't carry alone, they're fucked
donk got schooled. Get all the kills you want, means nothing when you are against The Professor.
its funny that it took so long for brazil scene to copy the only thing that makes NA teams minimally relevant which is taking some random eu players to carry
>>1937238pua added another eu player and had their worst lan ever
look at this bracketspirit just wanted donk to farm rating it's obvious
cyphaura >>> zywoo
>>1937242>flyquest to beat liquid in the lower finalhigh caliber kino
>>1937227>>1937228This has to be the highest 3.0 with loss in t1
plebs trying to hype up their favourite no name t2 players when (sometimes) donk can't 1v9 them. kekaro
>>1937246nah, i think it's actually easier to get very high rating while losing with 3.0
>>1937244if a fraudulent player like kscerato is top 3 then the 3.0 rating is a big scam
Chopper is a goddamn idiot.
>>1937247how'd kyosucky turn out for you, resident ass licker?
donk comes in the interview said he knew nothing about furia playsthey just didnt give a fuck about prepdonk spent entire day yesterday playing with his girlfriend
>>1937251And zweih didn't show up again
>>1937254He secretly wants to murder his team (shiro will be warned not to come to the office )
>>1937242If they qualify they'll be most likely playing against faze.
so what team donk should join anons?
>>1937264he should link up with elige
>>1937263yeah it's same playoffs bracket as winning group except they also need to defeat faze (assuming faze loses to vitality)
>>1937264>>1937266BC.GAME 2026
donk come to na
who can replace zweih? magnojez, belchonokk?
>>1937286magixx
>>1937269WE will be there
>>1937286>knows polish>polish is kinda similar to russianliterally perfect entry monkeygood vibes too
so Spirit is super rich org and has access to hundreds of ziggers prodigies and somehow cannot find 3rd decent player, how?
>>1937293the one man who can save russian cs...
>>1937293>knows polishDoubt he 'knows' it.
>>1937293>Sources: Elige to Betclic in surprise swap deal
>just 3 more superstars
liquid must be fumingremember that they actually beat furia online recently
yeah this kinda works
people forgot how online games were always meme and irrelevant
>>1937324>we didn't need that win anywaysseen this cope a million time in the past few years
>>1937324boohoo this is how 99.999999% of players play the gamefairy faggot ass pros in their bitch ass lans
Just one more star bro and d1nk will finally be the goat rifler
-stavn+magisk
s0mple carrying mega shitters 10 years ago:>goat>omg someone save him>DONK carrying mega shitters in 2025>fraudkys yourselves faggots
>>1937332tons of people call donk goat tho
>>1937332s1mple was based though(still is, but he used to be too)
are the servers in london and spirit were playing from russia? where does furia bootcamp?
>nigga think s0mple started his career in a t1 team>nigga think spirit is 4 frauds + 1 star player
Russian reactions to Spirit vs FURIA:>very bleak. only donk and sh1ro are in the zone. chopper is playing like he had several beers, and zont1x is just doing his "2 weeks notice" hours>why FURIA, FROM BRAZIL, can find a good CIS awper but VP fucking can't?>yeah, no, no reason to fly to london with a game like this. zweih is doing his magixx impression, chopper just playing with his pants full of shit>when you lose to a mix that barely speaks english, then maybe it's not the zont1x problem. chopper in his prime.>ill again?>remember when glory-hunters here said that spirit are now a superteam? we are now back to kneeling naked before donk, praying he gets 40 kills and carries us. spirit are not even trying before tn1r addition, that final round was just the perfect example of this spirit. pick nuke more often, hally, we didn't want to win anyway.>donk's face says everything, he just looks at the screen and thinks "what the fuck am I even witnessing on my screen," trash dropping like flies>young talent zweih, as usual, guarding the lowtab>well this game settled the "rookie of the year" award, heavybot can sit that one out>TOURNAMENT not a PRIORITY! WE are SAVING OURSELVES for FISS-- STARL-- EPL!>lose to liquid = instant disband and donk to vitality>Urgent message! A strange connection has been detected from the computer of a captain of Team Spirit. IP analysis showed that it is from Bahmut. It is possible that Denis "electroNic" Sharipov is playing.
>>1937342Malta i think
zweih has basically only been good vs mouz and mongolzhe's been bad vs almost all bad teams
my god, save donk
>>1937353i would like to see players pinghas this ever been shown during this tournament?
okay with tn1r everything will be fine
>>1937357Spirit play from Belgradestop the cope nigga they just got btfo because they played like shit not because of ping
>>1937367no they don't they're not bootcamping
>>1937369they all moved to Serbia since they got promoted to the main team, wtf are you talking about? they live there between tournaments and only go home during breaks and vacations.you think chopper and donk are playing from fucking Siberia on a qualification for a tier 1 tournament?
>>1937369doesn't mean they don't have property in belgradedon't think it's that hard to rent 5 apartaments for a team of that caliber
>>1937392nah but probably st petersburg or moscowif they all lived in belgrade they would've been playing together at the spirit house you fucking retard
>>1937398spirit is based in belgrade and they have some kind of gaming house (or apartment) but they obviously wasn't playing from there
>>1937399you're dumb as hell and autistic, go ask Blast for official ping listings for every player, retard
>>1937405it's actually really interesting.for example epl asian quals hotu played from hong kong where the servers were and had less than 1 ping! it was a huge advantage vs mogolian teams playing from mongolia.
>>1937403you don't need to own the apartment to live in itgiven how lifeless every player's background is, unlike the likes of karrigan, broky, rain that obviously play from their homes, it's entirely possible they're renting studios as a temporary residence in-between tournament flights
>>1937415you're really making stuff up
>fnatic are in the invite zoneholy shit I hate these LAN pointsthe least deserving team of all time to get invited anywhere
>>1937425The blameF hater shivers in fear as HE approaches.
>>1937425starladder and landalan finna get jame into the major
>>1937429...the usual 0-3 in stage 1
>Sources: Astralis set sights on Magisk returnthis is mentally ill
>>1937434rip stavn memes
>>1937429whoa
>>1937436we can only hope he joins his brother in a danish ditch
>>1937434this nigger wouldn't even be worth it for free
>>1937439>t. ruski triggered by "nt"
>>1937440>Sources said nothing has been signed just yet, though negotiations are expected to go smoothly once Magisk is released from his Falcons contract, which should happen in the coming days. okay he is free
>>1937434no way lolunexpected
>>1937429highest k/dhighest ADR2nd lowest swing2nd lowest ratingYEP, BAITF IS BACK!!!!
>>1937441shouldn't you be on danish indeed.com, martin?
>>1937465sit down, lil pup, your girlfriend isn't getting uncreampied
>>1937434was obvious, no way this guy starts playing faceit out of nowhere for the sake of having fun, though I thought liquid was the most likely destination at the time, but naf pulled himself together so no need
>>1937480>these adrsunc kinda popping off
swisher posting itt instead of training for training for makazee's monkey style, expect to see him bottom-fragging yet again
>>1937470>wasting time on 4chan reliving the glory days (killing donk once, losing 3-1)you know you have to immediately apply for unemployment on jobnet.dk to get benefits, right?
>>1937238>fallen strats>KCERATO overdelivers AGAIN when the team needs it mostYou are a clown.
why did stavn fall off? was it cs2?
>>1937494hunden merchant
unless spirit somehow get eliminated online i think this increases their chance of winning the tournamentan extra match vs faze (or a vitality that somehow lost vs faze) on lan is nothing
>>1937486>yet againit's no use trying to shape the narrative here fritz, you're getting cut for phzy
>>1937490buddy, you have a match in 2 hours vs mighty BJs, go hit some dms or something instead of bitching about stavn ragebaiting your dog ass with 2 letterssorry for the late reply, working out with your girl right now hehe xd
>>1937494he was always massively overrated, him and blameF were the most overrated players by HLTV ranking but most people saw through that ages ago
>>1937434https://x.com/dupreeh/status/1961910499651580328
furia is bad spirit probably just matchfixed (betboom sponsor)
>>1937524being cut got you rattled as fuck, you're mixing up all the stories you tell yourself to soothe your minddon't worry, copenhagen has a lot of bridges, you can put all those problems and worries to bed forever, even see your brother again
>>1937485what the hell, he queued with zywoo and apex 4 times in a row and top fragged all but once where he was 2nd after zywoo, he's actually back
>>1937547>crashing out in /magog/lowest point of your life atp bro, dunno what else to say
>>1937550it would be hilarious if he actually was just backhe actually isn't old, he looks 10 years older than he is, so it's possible
>>1937559imagine being fired at the same time too
>>1937576despite all those tears, she's never coming back broit's time to move on and let it go...
>>1937586who
This kills the statsfag
>>1937606torzshit is terrible, time for a fast sack
why do people pretend you're washed up as soon as you turn 25? in real sports people usually don't decline until after 34 and if they didn't had a serious injury they can still compete in their early 40sthe real reason people fall off when they hit 25 is because they get a gf, make money and start "enjoying" life, in other words they become lazy bums.
>>1937606>worst player of each team on topkino
>>1937612
>>1937612real sports have a cap on the amount you can grind. if donk played something physical 12 hours a day since he was a kid, he'd have career ending injuries a couple years into his pro career
>>1937606Statsfags and aurafags are opposite ends of the horseshoe.
>>1937606>biggest aura-farmer of each team bottom-fraggingcinema
i'm pwning so hard rn
what if it was dust2.uk
https://x.com/BLASTPremier/status/1961895613873754507
>>1937962for me it's the replyhttps://xcancel.com/NbLyg/status/1961903229517668590
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2384968/tyloo-vs-lynn-vision-perfect-world-cs-challenge-series-1chink derby soon
>>1937612>the real reason people fall off when they hit 25 is because they get a gf, make money and start "enjoying" life, in other words they become lazy bums.this really is the biggest reason. it's because people get other hobbies, get girlfriends, have children, etc.for young pros the game is their entire life. but eventually people get bored of giga grinding.
>>1937352thanks for sharing these btw
Furia winning really pmo
https://nitter.net/cxzidanny/status/1961930509749010845
>>1938066>diet coke counter 5u can't fool me
>>1938066>ts is considered tuff in NAGrim
>>1938066huh? this dude shooting like he's got interp_ratio 2 from csgo on. how is that possible? look how far behind the bullets are
>>1938066>dogshit connector smoke>awp peeks and stares at the smoke then dies>second does a wide peek from afar, doesn't shoot and dies>third magically appears behind everyone and still dies>last baited everyone, appears late and diesNA so strong...
>>1938066Funny.
What do we think of VALORANT Champions 2025 country representation?
>>1938190is valorant popular in russia and poland too? i thought that was cs only countries.
>>1938193I wouldn't say it's popular in Russia as far as general playerbase is concerned, just a hunch. Not as much as CS anyway. Gambit was sort of the only decent Russian roster back when Valorant popped up. They disbanded and those players got picked up by other orgs (Fnatic, Liquid). This was 4 or so years ago.
>>1938190seeing 5 seconds of footage from games that arent cs2 make me immediately lose interest in the esports aspect of itconsider how much time it takes to watch a cs match in your limited free time what even is the point of all these inferior esports, is the point just to be a different game even if its much worse
>>1938227Not everyone can cut it in CS so you've got other e-sports as far as player perspective is concerned.
>>1938227this might be one of the most retarded posts in the written history of this general, congrats
>>1938251But what about me???
>>1938190>forsakenummmmmmmmmmmm wordbros???
>>1938244as a viewer everything else is wholly redundantwho cares about players who cant make it
>>1938307Your pov is subjective. You deeming other disciplines inferior doesn't mean anything because you are but one dude.
>>1938329why are you replying to mewhat on earth
>>1938251I wanna say "Han Chinese" was but that might be more the cultural impact it had.
thread soon bumped off
>>1938346GET A NEW ONE GOIN' THEN
gl losing to fnatic?
>>1938346did someone start spamming new threads in /vm/ for some reasontypically a thread lasts like a week after bump limit
>>1938367true. that's weird.
>>1938369a lot of sub 5 post threads up
>>1938367seems to be some retard bumping dead non-generals
was that blamef screaming? didn't realize he was a hypeman, that was some serious high energy comms
>>1938346We'll be fine.
>>1938367>>1938369>>1938372new games and gachas get released and make their own threads on /vg/ so some slower ones move herehappened to the apex thread, and looking through the catalogue it seems there are a bunch more generals then whenever I last actually paid attention to what was in there
>>1938379not to the point of the general having only a 3 day lifespan essentially overnight
>>1938346I feel like my personal safe space is being intruded upon. I feel offended. I feel like >>1936935
>>1938334>tfw watching pov of your b-site anchor
kursywoo
That molly's so good
>>1938393that one is kind of common, but you very rarely see people do that on other maps?isn't there a few other maps you should be able to do similar deny defuse mollies?
why does astralis get botisk over godf?
>>1938401because baitf is dogshit and has negative round swing
>>1938403fake news
ash is such a fraud desu
>>1938405>*pick up t2 players with good stats*>"GOAT COACH"saw same thing
>>1938406he just need one more prodigy
jambo'd
>wake up>GL lostyou were supposed to eliminate navi you fucking retards
still not worth 600k
krimz
>>1938427navi are not beating m80 lil bro
GODZUKIBROS...M0NESYBROS...WE WON!
Meanwhile, 3DMAX just raped chinks on their soil
Why is NAVI playing with a stand-in doe? What happened to the best player of the best team of 2024?
HEXT AGAIN
NAVI
no way
0 IS ALL THEY GET LOOOOOOOLblade = fraud
>>1938437I thought you were joking
monke finna bouta dab on them when they switch sides
>>1937486>expect to see him bottom-fragging yet againclassic sw0sherspent all that time to argue with me itt instead of training, now posting up mighty 2-7 34 ADR in a stomphe'd cosplay stanislaw if navi were competitive
Eeme fucking bot
m80's pick btw>smugface.bmp
Swisher wife/fiancee nerf
why is swisher so bad
sw0sher in a clutch
if m80 wins do we apologize to electronic?
9-13m80 are done
>>1938441>yeah bro this is a totally normal way guys interact with each other
Just keep hitting Swisher and you'll comeback
what does he do?
Navi is gonna rape these choking fags
>>1938485vibes
why did gamerlegion get a map vs vitality but not vs fnatic?
SLAXZ'D
eu awpers cant compete
oh no no no
does this mean broky isnt back?
Im genuinely annoyed by the m80 having camera pointled at their face so the footage is 80% closeup of their facePlease stop. Its gross
-rain+b1t
>>1938500b0t is bottomfragging retard
>>1938500-rain+snow
>>1938504Yea but I like b1tcel and I would accept that swap.
LOL
AHAHAHAHAHAHA HEXT BASED RETARD
is IM retarded?
>romanian retardkwab
come back jl
macacazze double agent.
These NAVI guys play like they know this team's done
>>1938509>>1938511whathe just did the math that the other guy shouldnt have been there since he spent so much time not coming to aid his team mate
>>1938513>Aleksi top fragging
quick 2-1 for navi
>>1938516that's the thing with gambles>if it works, he's a genius>if it doesn't, he's a retard
we're gonna 2-0 navi
nice body block for an awp peeking into the tunnel
>>1938505kino
>>1938539can you imagine karrigan fucking snow with his rotund body smothering him from above
lame
>NAlmao
this lan is so fucking weak. will be hilarious if navi doesn't win it. nip and passion na just had total shit performances at draculan too
How come no typoo sissies posted about them losing to EUchads?
bit of a shart from em 80 innit
we almost won inferno vs vitalityit's over for n0vi
LETS GO NAVI*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*LETS GO NAVI*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
hIM
HIM
cant think of a worse way to play a 3v1 on pistol
we still replacing him with elige
>>1938597>>1938598Holy Reddit...
when is *glup* he playing
why the fuck do you buy awp on t side if you're just gonna rush b?
>>1938610I think the 2024 IGL of the year knows more about CS than you, lilbro
BENCHEDBENCHEDBENCHED
m80 is unironically the whitest team in the world atm
navi has been perma bootcamping for over a month too
Blade = fraud
>>1938612i wonder if he wants to leave navi already
Navi are so disorganized it's crazythat round when w0nderful clutched 1v2, M80 try to retake banana, makazze nails the first guy and tries to hide behind smoke, Swisher is shooting a full clip into him and only barely kills him with last bullet... w0nderful and Aleksi are behind smoke waiting, iM is further behind and has a flash. instead of him flashing them in and taking the easy refrag they just wait behind smoke, iM goes back to pick up C4 then Aleksi walks out through it and just dies. wtf
burst fire
why do you ever full eco on t side inferno?tec-9 rush is as good as any other weapon when you just rush shit.
KEK NAVI
navi is so shit lmao
disband this shit team
NAVI BENCH ALEKSIBHLTV CONFIRMED
wtf if m80 wins we'll get either fnatic or m80 in playoffs
Your bomb, sire
THEY ARE DOING IT
Navibros...
so many bad sprays from both sideslike straight up not killing in 10 bullets
DESE AMERICAN YUNG GUNS FIRIN HOT>>1938456>>1938465nigga havin the worst week of his life
Nice fucking toggle NA ratsESIC investigation soon
damn what a choke
NOOO THEYRE GONNA COMEBACK
its kinda weird how bit puts down perfect smoke and m80 execute perfect flash + push timing and wreck himI would estimate bit has 80% chance to get an easy 1 kill
CHOKE INCOMING
nt
Both teams still have 2 timeouts wow
CAM ON M80
nice one sw0sher
NA bots
my god, clutch up
>raped by a Ukrainian sissyKWAB
M80 choking another Inferno
HAHAHAHAHAhow do 3 ppl die from a guy in that position
whiffderful threw it
HAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAHA
AXAXAXAXAXAXAXA
>>1938682NEVER trust a ukrop sissy
>saving with this money
SAVE SAVE SAVE SAVE SAVE SAVE SAVE
>>1938694>just push a smoke with guaranteed 2 guys staring at it and win
SAVE AGAIN LMAO
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
USA USA AUSA USA AUSA USA AUSA USA AUSA USA AUSA USA AUSA USA AUSA USA A
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA
NOOBI!!!!!NOOBI NOOBI NOOBI
NICE
GOOD MORNING THE EUUU
Unironically, I want M80 to do well as the "NA" team.
it's over...NAVI is dead
okay so he's both worse and uglierwhat's the upside
I WENT TO B, BACK TO BACK, BITCH I'm TWO AND OHSTATE OF UKRAINE BANNED ME FROM EVERY WEAPONS STORE (I CAN'T GO IN)
Navi elige when?
prepare to get banned forever na dogs
>>1938713He had a bad game, but he's usually top fragging. NaVi vibes are killing him.
next liquid rapes sp0r0t
>hohols are out>ziggies are almost out>NA is inWhat's happening?
maybe he wasnt that bad
M80 strongest team right now? I don't see who can stop them from winning this tournament.
they really sold s1mple to keep this guy
>>1938726assessing the situation honestly, could they rival prime astralis?
navi might not even win this
Aleksi you knew Wonderfool wasn't able to hold banana and you ran the same fucking setup again, you fucking retard
sent this nigga a siberia
>>1938710GOOOOOD MORNING
>Liquid got Mongolz's spot because of visa issues>They're going to blow this lucky chanceIt is so stupid they made no roster changes.
>>1938745they actually need to win shit to get into the majori think they even signed up to some shit tier polish lan
>>1938722he's too raw for this level
and why exactly would elige want to join this dumpster team?
he won
>spirit not picking mirage instead of ancienti think hally wants spirit to practice their bad maps or somethinghe's so fucking retarded
donk all time rating record about to happen
>How do we replace our best player and major mvp?>I know, bring in the inbred albanian. He's good enoughLiquid's got competition in tier 3. Deserved.
donking
I don't know I wouldn't be able to play on spirit and keep it cool if I was donk. That's like pugging with retards.
WOW Very smart play from Liquid right there!
how long til we can admit we got conned and -siuhewer, this failed experiment has gone on long enough
spirit really doesn't want to lose to ecos huh
>open stream>scrawnders fagging out about their starbucks orders>close stream
>>1938769filtered by scrawnders kino
>stavn benched>meanwhile swisher beating top teams like navi
>we saw him pull gamerlegion to a major final
>>1938773>>>>>>top teams like navi
wtf donk?
CHOPPER DOUBTERS?
they actually beat them?lol
>>1938782don't think we forgot what you people did
>>1938782:Dalso only 3.4 is some scammy odds
wtf? that was pathetic KEK
>let's just do our best and beat them!taz tier
>>1938782next up: flyboys
JUST BEAT THEM GUYSJUST BUY A HOUSE
>c-come on g-guys, let's *voice crack* w-win this!KWAB
now what
>>1938796yeah i dont know, why aren't they entering more tournaments?
>>1938796>now whatPills, lean, coke, weed, and maybe some cocktails
>>1938796
zontix lurk is so bad
I've seen enough, bring back magixx
TWISTED
spirit will losezontix is completely useless
>>1938810>bring back magixxThis.
>>1938791It worked, seemingly
That's my sloth
>>1938817 luv me magicks
>zontix 15 adri think zontix just stopped tryinghe's trying to lose
Spirit look lost
>>1938824>zontix just stopped trying>he's tryingwell... which is it?
TS looks like my average casual game lol, these were the best of the best back then? LuL!https://youtu.be/02I5vVxlJhU
Liquid's going to choke this because of that 2v4 eco from Spirit
Uhhh
matchfixing
>12-10>2 timeoutsHello? Also zontix isn't even hiding it anymore, he doesn't give a fuck. (unless he's sick)
KEK LULQUID
lmaojust like liquid lost like 6 ots vs vitality?
Is hally even there? He usually uses up all 3 timeouts in the first half/
pajeet caster so badtier 5 online league material
>>1938858stay mad timmy
>zweihbench that niggaNOW
>>1938858the guy didn't even realize he was watching sh1ro's pov and not ultimate's, made the entire dumbass chat think he just stared at a t in window too
holy shit donk is so fucking fast spinning around clearing site
holy r*pe
Chokequid
holy raped
when spirit add tn1r they'll just 13-0 everyone on t-side
LMAOquid
i actually had hopeWTF team liquid
>>1938872skill wise yes but ch0pper can fuck it up
>4-0KWAB
M80? The clear better team over Shitquid.
It's safe to say spirit ain't winning this tournament so I don't see why they'd wanna qualify.
how big was the lead? 12-8?
>Spirit lets Liquid reach map point so that they can buckbreak them mentally for the second mapBRAVO CHOPPER
>>1938883ye
honestly thought shiro would get higher
>>1938887>12-8>two timeouts leftWhat THE FUUCK WERE THEY TINKAN
>>1938890do teams really have 3 timeouts? because there's so few timeouts in general in this group stage.
>>1938892Yeah. Liquid used up their last one before the 24th round. Spirit still had 2.
"Sh0r0 useless"
>spirit beat liquid>flyquest beat g2>flyquest meet spirit in the lower bracket finals >flyquest btfos spirit HARDThots?
shiro helping my cute goatmashallah
>>1938898>flyquest beat g2donk farms two more > 2.0 games
This Liquid's weird. They can bring Vitality and Spirit to close games (only to choke them) while losing to T2 opposition.
>>1938858he really is retardedboth of em are
>>19383466 hours later only one new thread on the entire board has been madesomeone must've spammed new threads to get us this far down and after that boards been dead as usual
chopped
zweih :D
EZ FOR ZWEIHCULESWOO
You're watching the wrong game.
>>1938925>alpha #2>omega #1what in the werewolf porn is this?
>>1938926Groups.
based beyond belief
>>1938925Is Liquid going to choke this in Val too
>>1938948They got to the finals of this stage through the upper bracket and won the first map. Technically both teams have already qualified to the Major so it doesn't really matter who wins here outside of bigger money prize.
>>>/g/106444040
>>1938901/ourgoat/ can't be this cute!
Who's more dead inside? Naf or zontix?
liquid eliminating spirit would be really funny
>>1938968If m80 eliminated navi then liquid can eliminate spirit
>>1938971i don't think that's a fair comparison
Liquid can't win a fucking pistol conversion lmao
How many followups have liquid lost so far?
godDAMN liquid is shit
>>1938963we are so lucky to have this dude in csdonk gets more views on blast online games than vitality during their 7th trophy lift
That was a really juicy HE
ultimate looked great at the start but after they went up 12-8 on dust2 he went bot mode
somebody really needs to get twistzz out of that shit team
>>1938987why, he'll just fuck up whatever he joins next
zweight is so fucking shitdonk said he was sub 3k elo in csgo, it really shows
>>1938987-im-aleksib+elige+twistzz
>>1938987tab back in Russell
twistzz is trying, please for fucks sake-t2 pole+twistzz
>its a f0zegger copingyike
>>1938995>saves the scene
we need him back in fazefuck this dei pole who's only got the job because of fattigans wife
THE RAPED
>>1939004what happene? karrigan getting cucked on the side?
NEW THREAD
>>1939007his wife is the sports psychologist or something for a t2 polish team and they got jcobbb from that team
MAKE A NEW THREAD YOU COCKSUCKERS.!
give me 4 minutes
>>1939030>>1939030>>1939030
>>1939025i got it, cute goat cs2 general inc
