BIG DADDY JAGEX EditionDead cope thread for dead cope game /vg/rsg/ refugees so they can stop spamming /vg/osg/>Recent updateshttps://runescape.wiki/w/Game_updates>Future updateshttps://runescape.wiki/w/Upcoming_updates>I've been inactive since the First Age, what did I miss?https://runescape.wiki/w/Guide_for_returning_playersHahaha!Tee Hee Hee!Guffaw!
previous thread >>1888973Commonly asked Questions.How do I get to Varrock?A. Go north. Then turn west. Then south. And finally east.What is copy pasta?Something which annoys noobs.Who is BIG DADDY JAGEX?He's a big guy.
I want to have sex with Dang
>>1962197runescape boobies
>>1962264So does everyone. You have to wait your turn.
>>1962320Damned straight. That's what we like to hear. On topic posts discussing the only thing that really matters in Runescape.
I do hope we get more OSRS tourists during the leagues. The screams of people who can't understand something as basic as an action bar will be music to my ears.
>>1962418Yes, and the screams of people who haven't yet met BIG DADDY JAGEX.
I know I'll have a day or two at least before getting to the combat tier but as a noob to rs3 should I go necro? It seems like everything I can find talking about them are necro if new and melee otherwise. Is it also true that the prayer t7 is kind of a noob trap since you're probably dying to mechanics so I should go the funny book?
>>1962824I think necro would be pretty boring this league, no fun buffs or loot variety but I'm biased cause I'm just a relatively new player that's just been playing with necro
>>1962824Necro is definitely best for new players. Prayer relic is also good for new necro players- spec relic is bad for necro as it only has 1 spec you need to worry about so the only competition is the book relic, which is best for magic. prayer relic will massively help with survivability
I'm a new player but I want to use leagues as an excuse to throw myself at more endgame content to see what it's like since I am taking it slow and casual like on my main.I have not tried playing without revo++ on, but I have enough braincells to read a guide, and I think necromancy looks absolutely sauceless. Is there any reason not to go melee?
Let's have a go at it.since Leagues are up.>>>/vg/539238939>>>/vg/539238939>>>/vg/539238939
>>1963424necro is just really accessible and incredibly easy to play thats itif you like melee go do that
>original 2006 fossil island/anachronia design doc had tiktaalikwe were so close to greatness
>>1967450sauce?
>>1967631On the map in the released design doc>Acanthostega / Tiktaalic >Fish with legsYou can read the rest of it on the wiki, it has some pretty interesting stuffhttps://runescape.wiki/w/Fossil_Island_(design_document)
I miss DarkScape :'(
I was thinking about coming back after 5 years and I saw they added a bunch of 110 skills and 120 mining/smithing. What's up with pvm after Telos now? Are there more mandatory prayers and shit to grind/buy again? thx
>do leagues>do the Laniakea cutscene again>remember how much I want to rail hersuch is life
osrsbros why dont we have a coom slayer master
>>1969106bro konar is right there??
>>1969106>>1969116Nieve x Laniakeanothing brings the internet together quite like porn
>>1968825darkscape was just proof that this sort of thing would never work, or be popular with more than an ever-dwindling playerbase
>>1970828chickenman doesn't miss you either, asshole
>>1971809*guffaws*
>>1979991The threads here were kind of nice before /vg/rsg/ was revived for Leagues, though I appreciate the dumb noob jokes
>>1982701no board is safe from the guffaws
I am doing the Necromancy Tutorial, and remember that Ted is a trans skeleton, ftm.I zoomed in on the pelvis, and it's wide.Is Jagex secretly BASED?
>>1979991discord has been a disaster for this game's communityyou can find the last scraps of actual discussion on reddit and even there it's becoming apparent rs3 is basically deadleagues reanimated this corpse for 2 months
>>1983854the only thing left to do for you is take your meds
>>1979991Yup, that's quite the digital necromancy (huh) that's being displayed here. Also, bonds are have been sky high - skilling does sound relaxing.
>>1984533
>>1982781holy shit was I wrong?
>>1962264Who is Dang
Hahaha!Yes! Yes!Guffaw!
Holy fuck! All the noob jokes are gone! I guess that just means someone else is going to have to tell them.So, anyway, there were two noobs. One was stupid. So was the other.Oh my aching sides! Laffing so muchly!
>>1989305Make Runescape great again!#Bring back analposting!
>>1989325>>1989787
>>1989800Log into RunescapeInstinctively my anus begins to tighten...in...fear.FEAR!My anus live in FEAR!
>>1989800the things i'd do to that mouth of hersgod damn baby she can fit my cock and balls and still leave room for her tongue to caress my membermod blkwitch if you browse this god forsaken thread or even lurk 4chinz, i want to fuck you, you're not the best in the looks department but its just something about the average britbong slag that makes me diamonds as fuckIm dripping pre cum just thinking about it
>>1990517Damned straight. Many hours of happy humpy pumpy right there. She is what we in the trade call a "Prime Porker"
>>1990517of course mod blkwitch browses these threads. she's the one that keeps posting all the "guffaws" and whatnot. the original "BDJposter"
>>1990616Holy Runescape!And there I was thinking Blkwitch would keep my squeaky clean ass safe....but you are saying she is the one who would take my anal virginity!Lull me in with that great gaping gummy smile, swaddle me in her ample bosom smelling of old porridge and bacon rashers, and then, when I was feeling all nice and cozy and safe, brutally penetrate me with an outsized walloping great monster whopper! Violently thrusting her heaving talleywhacker ever deeper into my most private orifice!...Oh the Humanity!THERE IS NO GOD!Not here, not in Runescape, not in real life!
>>1990654how haven't you noticed she's been the one raping you all along?! how could you possibly mistake that face for anyone else's?! i mean, i know that's how all british women look, but cmon!
>>1990669Well I guess...but you know my bot would just be minding its own business, mining some iron or chopping some yews, and all I would know was something had gone wrong. I would hear it squealing in agony. I would leap back to take control and suddenly experience the most excruciating pain in the butt. Usually I would black out. Until now I had no idea where it had come from.Now I know it was her all along I am beginning to find it oddly hot. Other than the excruciating pain. Wonder if I can talk her into some penis reduction surgery?
>>1990701no, because she only buys massive dragon dildos off baddragon.com. she would never buy a smaller dildo to use as a strap-on, because smaller cocks (and human cocks for that matter) don't satisfy her. this is the main reason why runescape players get fucked so hard while trying to play this game.
>>1990801This would explain a lot of things then. The devaluation of skills, rampant inflation, shitty quests, graphical inconsistency, immersion breaking cosmetics, pride events, and rampant homosexuality.To think all this time I just blamed it on corporate greed and incompetent developers. Well that really sucks, but at least now I now the true cause of all the Jagex jizz leaking from my bumhole. From now on I will be carrying a bucket on my runescape adventures.
ITS NOOB JOKE TIME!Why was the noob screaming?Didn't like being cooked in a microwave.Hohoho! What a stupid noob! Laffing my ass off!
Thinking of returning after a long break. Used to love scamming and luring back in the day. Is that still possible?
Not worth the squeeze desu. Too many extra hoops to make the mark jump through. Not enough new players. Besides everything outside some rares is worthless.
anus status: afraid
Why all the noob hate? Noobs are great, they bring fresh blood into the game. Its always good to see a new player and help them out.
>>1991837very afraidterrified even.
I never stopped being a noob
>not played since necromancy came out>almost 0 content added sinceThe fuck happened? I know the hero pass bombed but how the hell has the content additions since then been so tiny and shit.
I got to say that most of the posters on this thread have real personalities, even if that is telling stupid s fuck noob jokes and talking about anuses.
>>1993512>hero pass bombs, game loses a massive chunk of players>jagex goes into panic mode because hero pass was their "brilliant idea" to immediately increase revenue and player count in the short term>jagex was trying to increase these things in the short term since jagex was listed for sale and they needed the numbers increased long enough to sell, lasting consequences be damned>hero pass had the adverse effect because any retard could have seen that coming>unfortunately, jagex is far beyond retarded>in their panic mode, jagex only focuses on releasing a fuckton of temporary events laced with FOMO to try to bait as many players into returning and spending money on the game as possible>again, only looking for immediate returns to boost the numbers so they could sell jagex>lasting consequences of the game be damned>this continues for a long time, dealing more and more damage to the game>jagex finally sells to CDC>the damage to the game has been immense due to all the time spent doing nothing but temporary events laced with FOMO>player count is at an all time low, hardly any new permanent content has been added to the game>jagex now has to figure out how to do undo the damage they did to the game during this time>spend a fuckton more time simply trying to undo the damage they did rather than adding new content>any new content that does get added only serves as an attempt to undo the damage they've doneand that's where we are in the timeline. they're still working on trying to fix the damage done to the game (and of course a lot of their "efforts" are because of pressure being applied by the british government lol, not even because jagex is smart enough to tackle the big issues plaguing the game), but they have come a long way since the shitstorm that was hero pass. we'll see if this keeps up, but it's always smart to bet against jagex because they're ran by some of the most genuinely stupid fucks you'll ever meet.
>>1994467Hahaha! Yes! Yes!Such is the length and girth of BIG DADDY JAGEX that he can FUCK himself up the ASS!Chortle!Snicker!Gurk!
>>1994467Wow, that is actually insane.It's no wonder the previous manager got canned.
I had an ironmeme main but quit the last time they did that unlimited porter shithave they made ironman into actual ironman yet or does it still get cheat shit like that
>>1995059you say this, mod blkwitch, because you want me to picture you shoving a dragon dildo up your own ass. well, it's working, and now i've pictured that. i am not a fan of this mental image. it's haunting my memories. dear god, help me
>>1995106not just their previous manager, but they cleaned out a bunch of the retarded jmods that were actively detrimental to the game too, like mod jack (who always rejected ALL player feedback and forced the game's direction in ways he and only he wanted, despite the playerbase constantly begging him not to) and mod fowl (a diversity hire troon that did nothing but added LGBTQ+ stuff to the game despite the playerbase's protests). so there's actually a good chance the game will improve now, especially combined with the UK government cracking down on jagex's predatory MTX on top of it. but we'll see if jagex manages to fuck things up yet again. every time it appears jagex has their shit together, they fuck up horribly again, even worse than before. it's almost impressive how quickly they blow good will.
>>1995218so they fired all the troons?i haven't played since 2017, did it really get that bad?
You guys know we are back on /vg/, right?
>>1995236once leagues is over the threads will die and we'll be back here
>>1995230i don't know if all the troons are gone, but the worst offenders like mod foul are. enough that it MIGHT actually be safe for children to play this game again, because i genuinely wouldn't trust them being around devs like mod foul.
>>1995236im banned from /vg/ right now for "posting off topic" in a different general even though i was literally discussing the game. /vg/ janitors are genuinely some of the worst faggots on this entire website lol
>>1995293I appreciate the fact that he, a male, felt the need to censor his nipples. Pure fucking delusion. I also like how Jagex had no problem with one of their developers posting pictures like this. What good representation for their company.
Game companies are like whores. They just go with whatever way the wind blows. They happily sold the game out to appease the tranny/gay trend in the past twenty years. Now the shift is towards conservative ideology they happily hang their fag pets.Which is great, for now, but it also means once some other social fad becomes popular they will sell out in that direction as well. Whatever fuckery is trending, and Jagex will be there at the very front of the line, licking whatever boot has the most shit on it, and telling their customers to enjoy it too.
>>1995198You must pray to Dang. Only her visage can expunge the dreadful horrors which inhabit your mind.Just staring at her tiddies is good enough. Here, let me help you with this >>1987539
How about that? ITS NOOB JOKE TIME!Q. Whats the best way to drive a 68 ton M1A2 Abrams tank over a noob?A. Very slowly.Hohoho! Very slowly! Laffing so muchly!
>>1995908wtf, those big titties made me cum immediately?
>>1996947But of course! Bet you weren't thinking of Big Daddy Jagex.....OR WERE YOU?????
>>1997402no, because my anus was not quivering in fear when I blew a massive load at the sight of dang's big bazoonga fun bags. whenever I think of Big Daddy Jagex, I do no cum, I just become terrified. my anus usually gets violently raped shortly after too, but ive come to learn that's simply what playing runegame is like these days.
>>1998166Well thank Heavens for that! I was a bit worried.And yes, my bumhole also experiences dread when I log in. Sometimes when I play Runescape I notice something is missing. Its my bumhole, its run off to hide under my bed. Makes it a bit awkward when I want to take a shit.
I am getting gosh darn tired of all the anti-noob sentiment all disguised as "jokes" on this thread. Listen, noobs are good, I like Runescape noobs, in fact I have even made up a little song about noobs. Here are the lyrics."Noobing" by AnonI am a noobingNoobing it goodI am a noobNoobing like a noobCos that's what I amA fucking noobSometimes I sit on a cactusAnd feel slither it up my assCos I am a noobingNoobing it good!Thank you! Thank you fans! My next song will be out soon. Its called "Pickin' cactus spines outta mah ass"
I am a noob and I resent all these "laffs" at my expense. I am a good noob. I want you to know that, I mind my own business and dont worry no one. I even squeal into a pillow when Big Daddy Jagex fucks me up the ass. Just so I dont disturb other players. See? Aren't I good?
>>1989294Someone's runescape oc, dunno why there's an anon shilling for her though. There's other npc ladies, especially that elf related to the lost grove. Speaking of trees, looking forward to the next bloodwood tree event. Getting chins and bloodweed sneeds are fine.
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/mtx-experiments---what-happens-nextWe've learned a lot from these Experiments - from the potential benefits and reality of our direction, to understanding negative side effects it could have for some.>From those learnings, we're finalizing our plan for the future of the game. Our goal is a sustainable, Membership growth-led trajectory for the game.While a significant reduction in MTX is a large part of this, we're thinking bigger. Our plans are also considering how we might address some of the core challenges in RuneScape - like UI, Visual Identity, Onboarding, Game Health and more.We'll share a deeper look at our findings and takeaways on October 27th 2025.
Whenever you see a statement from Jagex think of a bunch of wheedling flouncy little faggots, smirking as they compose their message."That will keep the dummies happy!" Then they all pull down their pants and indulge in yet another round of mutual cock slurping.
