BIG DADDY JAGEX EditionDead cope thread for dead cope game /vg/rsg/ refugees so they can stop spamming /vg/osg/>Recent updateshttps://runescape.wiki/w/Game_updates>Future updateshttps://runescape.wiki/w/Upcoming_updates>I've been inactive since the First Age, what did I miss?https://runescape.wiki/w/Guide_for_returning_playersHahaha!Tee Hee Hee!Guffaw!
previous thread >>1888973Commonly asked Questions.How do I get to Varrock?A. Go north. Then turn west. Then south. And finally east.What is copy pasta?Something which annoys noobs.Who is BIG DADDY JAGEX?He's a big guy.
I want to have sex with Dang
>>1962197runescape boobies
>>1962264So does everyone. You have to wait your turn.
>>1962320Damned straight. That's what we like to hear. On topic posts discussing the only thing that really matters in Runescape.
I do hope we get more OSRS tourists during the leagues. The screams of people who can't understand something as basic as an action bar will be music to my ears.
>>1962418Yes, and the screams of people who haven't yet met BIG DADDY JAGEX.
I know I'll have a day or two at least before getting to the combat tier but as a noob to rs3 should I go necro? It seems like everything I can find talking about them are necro if new and melee otherwise. Is it also true that the prayer t7 is kind of a noob trap since you're probably dying to mechanics so I should go the funny book?
>>1962824I think necro would be pretty boring this league, no fun buffs or loot variety but I'm biased cause I'm just a relatively new player that's just been playing with necro
>>1962824Necro is definitely best for new players. Prayer relic is also good for new necro players- spec relic is bad for necro as it only has 1 spec you need to worry about so the only competition is the book relic, which is best for magic. prayer relic will massively help with survivability
I'm a new player but I want to use leagues as an excuse to throw myself at more endgame content to see what it's like since I am taking it slow and casual like on my main.I have not tried playing without revo++ on, but I have enough braincells to read a guide, and I think necromancy looks absolutely sauceless. Is there any reason not to go melee?
Let's have a go at it.since Leagues are up.>>>/vg/539238939>>>/vg/539238939>>>/vg/539238939
>>1963424necro is just really accessible and incredibly easy to play thats itif you like melee go do that
>original 2006 fossil island/anachronia design doc had tiktaalikwe were so close to greatness
>>1967450sauce?
>>1967631On the map in the released design doc>Acanthostega / Tiktaalic >Fish with legsYou can read the rest of it on the wiki, it has some pretty interesting stuffhttps://runescape.wiki/w/Fossil_Island_(design_document)
I miss DarkScape :'(
I was thinking about coming back after 5 years and I saw they added a bunch of 110 skills and 120 mining/smithing. What's up with pvm after Telos now? Are there more mandatory prayers and shit to grind/buy again? thx
>do leagues>do the Laniakea cutscene again>remember how much I want to rail hersuch is life
osrsbros why dont we have a coom slayer master
>>1969106bro konar is right there??
>>1969106>>1969116Nieve x Laniakeanothing brings the internet together quite like porn
>>1968825darkscape was just proof that this sort of thing would never work, or be popular with more than an ever-dwindling playerbase
>>1970828chickenman doesn't miss you either, asshole
>>1971809*guffaws*
>>1979991The threads here were kind of nice before /vg/rsg/ was revived for Leagues, though I appreciate the dumb noob jokes
>>1982701no board is safe from the guffaws
I am doing the Necromancy Tutorial, and remember that Ted is a trans skeleton, ftm.I zoomed in on the pelvis, and it's wide.Is Jagex secretly BASED?
>>1979991discord has been a disaster for this game's communityyou can find the last scraps of actual discussion on reddit and even there it's becoming apparent rs3 is basically deadleagues reanimated this corpse for 2 months
>>1983854the only thing left to do for you is take your meds
>>1979991Yup, that's quite the digital necromancy (huh) that's being displayed here. Also, bonds are have been sky high - skilling does sound relaxing.
>>1984533
>>1982781holy shit was I wrong?
>>1962264Who is Dang
Hahaha!Yes! Yes!Guffaw!
Holy fuck! All the noob jokes are gone! I guess that just means someone else is going to have to tell them.So, anyway, there were two noobs. One was stupid. So was the other.Oh my aching sides! Laffing so muchly!
>>1989305Make Runescape great again!#Bring back analposting!
>>1989325>>1989787
>>1989800Log into RunescapeInstinctively my anus begins to tighten...in...fear.FEAR!My anus live in FEAR!
>>1989800the things i'd do to that mouth of hersgod damn baby she can fit my cock and balls and still leave room for her tongue to caress my membermod blkwitch if you browse this god forsaken thread or even lurk 4chinz, i want to fuck you, you're not the best in the looks department but its just something about the average britbong slag that makes me diamonds as fuckIm dripping pre cum just thinking about it
>>1990517Damned straight. Many hours of happy humpy pumpy right there. She is what we in the trade call a "Prime Porker"
>>1990517of course mod blkwitch browses these threads. she's the one that keeps posting all the "guffaws" and whatnot. the original "BDJposter"
>>1990616Holy Runescape!And there I was thinking Blkwitch would keep my squeaky clean ass safe....but you are saying she is the one who would take my anal virginity!Lull me in with that great gaping gummy smile, swaddle me in her ample bosom smelling of old porridge and bacon rashers, and then, when I was feeling all nice and cozy and safe, brutally penetrate me with an outsized walloping great monster whopper! Violently thrusting her heaving talleywhacker ever deeper into my most private orifice!...Oh the Humanity!THERE IS NO GOD!Not here, not in Runescape, not in real life!
>>1990654how haven't you noticed she's been the one raping you all along?! how could you possibly mistake that face for anyone else's?! i mean, i know that's how all british women look, but cmon!
>>1990669Well I guess...but you know my bot would just be minding its own business, mining some iron or chopping some yews, and all I would know was something had gone wrong. I would hear it squealing in agony. I would leap back to take control and suddenly experience the most excruciating pain in the butt. Usually I would black out. Until now I had no idea where it had come from.Now I know it was her all along I am beginning to find it oddly hot. Other than the excruciating pain. Wonder if I can talk her into some penis reduction surgery?
>>1990701no, because she only buys massive dragon dildos off baddragon.com. she would never buy a smaller dildo to use as a strap-on, because smaller cocks (and human cocks for that matter) don't satisfy her. this is the main reason why runescape players get fucked so hard while trying to play this game.
>>1990801This would explain a lot of things then. The devaluation of skills, rampant inflation, shitty quests, graphical inconsistency, immersion breaking cosmetics, pride events, and rampant homosexuality.To think all this time I just blamed it on corporate greed and incompetent developers. Well that really sucks, but at least now I now the true cause of all the Jagex jizz leaking from my bumhole. From now on I will be carrying a bucket on my runescape adventures.
ITS NOOB JOKE TIME!Why was the noob screaming?Didn't like being cooked in a microwave.Hohoho! What a stupid noob! Laffing my ass off!
Thinking of returning after a long break. Used to love scamming and luring back in the day. Is that still possible?
Not worth the squeeze desu. Too many extra hoops to make the mark jump through. Not enough new players. Besides everything outside some rares is worthless.
anus status: afraid
Why all the noob hate? Noobs are great, they bring fresh blood into the game. Its always good to see a new player and help them out.
>>1991837very afraidterrified even.
I never stopped being a noob
>not played since necromancy came out>almost 0 content added sinceThe fuck happened? I know the hero pass bombed but how the hell has the content additions since then been so tiny and shit.
I got to say that most of the posters on this thread have real personalities, even if that is telling stupid s fuck noob jokes and talking about anuses.
>>1993512>hero pass bombs, game loses a massive chunk of players>jagex goes into panic mode because hero pass was their "brilliant idea" to immediately increase revenue and player count in the short term>jagex was trying to increase these things in the short term since jagex was listed for sale and they needed the numbers increased long enough to sell, lasting consequences be damned>hero pass had the adverse effect because any retard could have seen that coming>unfortunately, jagex is far beyond retarded>in their panic mode, jagex only focuses on releasing a fuckton of temporary events laced with FOMO to try to bait as many players into returning and spending money on the game as possible>again, only looking for immediate returns to boost the numbers so they could sell jagex>lasting consequences of the game be damned>this continues for a long time, dealing more and more damage to the game>jagex finally sells to CDC>the damage to the game has been immense due to all the time spent doing nothing but temporary events laced with FOMO>player count is at an all time low, hardly any new permanent content has been added to the game>jagex now has to figure out how to do undo the damage they did to the game during this time>spend a fuckton more time simply trying to undo the damage they did rather than adding new content>any new content that does get added only serves as an attempt to undo the damage they've doneand that's where we are in the timeline. they're still working on trying to fix the damage done to the game (and of course a lot of their "efforts" are because of pressure being applied by the british government lol, not even because jagex is smart enough to tackle the big issues plaguing the game), but they have come a long way since the shitstorm that was hero pass. we'll see if this keeps up, but it's always smart to bet against jagex because they're ran by some of the most genuinely stupid fucks you'll ever meet.
>>1994467Hahaha! Yes! Yes!Such is the length and girth of BIG DADDY JAGEX that he can FUCK himself up the ASS!Chortle!Snicker!Gurk!
>>1994467Wow, that is actually insane.It's no wonder the previous manager got canned.
I had an ironmeme main but quit the last time they did that unlimited porter shithave they made ironman into actual ironman yet or does it still get cheat shit like that
>>1995059you say this, mod blkwitch, because you want me to picture you shoving a dragon dildo up your own ass. well, it's working, and now i've pictured that. i am not a fan of this mental image. it's haunting my memories. dear god, help me
>>1995106not just their previous manager, but they cleaned out a bunch of the retarded jmods that were actively detrimental to the game too, like mod jack (who always rejected ALL player feedback and forced the game's direction in ways he and only he wanted, despite the playerbase constantly begging him not to) and mod fowl (a diversity hire troon that did nothing but added LGBTQ+ stuff to the game despite the playerbase's protests). so there's actually a good chance the game will improve now, especially combined with the UK government cracking down on jagex's predatory MTX on top of it. but we'll see if jagex manages to fuck things up yet again. every time it appears jagex has their shit together, they fuck up horribly again, even worse than before. it's almost impressive how quickly they blow good will.
>>1995218so they fired all the troons?i haven't played since 2017, did it really get that bad?
You guys know we are back on /vg/, right?
>>1995236once leagues is over the threads will die and we'll be back here
>>1995230i don't know if all the troons are gone, but the worst offenders like mod foul are. enough that it MIGHT actually be safe for children to play this game again, because i genuinely wouldn't trust them being around devs like mod foul.
>>1995236im banned from /vg/ right now for "posting off topic" in a different general even though i was literally discussing the game. /vg/ janitors are genuinely some of the worst faggots on this entire website lol
>>1995293I appreciate the fact that he, a male, felt the need to censor his nipples. Pure fucking delusion. I also like how Jagex had no problem with one of their developers posting pictures like this. What good representation for their company.
Game companies are like whores. They just go with whatever way the wind blows. They happily sold the game out to appease the tranny/gay trend in the past twenty years. Now the shift is towards conservative ideology they happily hang their fag pets.Which is great, for now, but it also means once some other social fad becomes popular they will sell out in that direction as well. Whatever fuckery is trending, and Jagex will be there at the very front of the line, licking whatever boot has the most shit on it, and telling their customers to enjoy it too.
>>1995198You must pray to Dang. Only her visage can expunge the dreadful horrors which inhabit your mind.Just staring at her tiddies is good enough. Here, let me help you with this >>1987539
How about that? ITS NOOB JOKE TIME!Q. Whats the best way to drive a 68 ton M1A2 Abrams tank over a noob?A. Very slowly.Hohoho! Very slowly! Laffing so muchly!
>>1995908wtf, those big titties made me cum immediately?
>>1996947But of course! Bet you weren't thinking of Big Daddy Jagex.....OR WERE YOU?????
>>1997402no, because my anus was not quivering in fear when I blew a massive load at the sight of dang's big bazoonga fun bags. whenever I think of Big Daddy Jagex, I do no cum, I just become terrified. my anus usually gets violently raped shortly after too, but ive come to learn that's simply what playing runegame is like these days.
>>1998166Well thank Heavens for that! I was a bit worried.And yes, my bumhole also experiences dread when I log in. Sometimes when I play Runescape I notice something is missing. Its my bumhole, its run off to hide under my bed. Makes it a bit awkward when I want to take a shit.
I am getting gosh darn tired of all the anti-noob sentiment all disguised as "jokes" on this thread. Listen, noobs are good, I like Runescape noobs, in fact I have even made up a little song about noobs. Here are the lyrics."Noobing" by AnonI am a noobingNoobing it goodI am a noobNoobing like a noobCos that's what I amA fucking noobSometimes I sit on a cactusAnd feel slither it up my assCos I am a noobingNoobing it good!Thank you! Thank you fans! My next song will be out soon. Its called "Pickin' cactus spines outta mah ass"
I am a noob and I resent all these "laffs" at my expense. I am a good noob. I want you to know that, I mind my own business and dont worry no one. I even squeal into a pillow when Big Daddy Jagex fucks me up the ass. Just so I dont disturb other players. See? Aren't I good?
>>1989294Someone's runescape oc, dunno why there's an anon shilling for her though. There's other npc ladies, especially that elf related to the lost grove. Speaking of trees, looking forward to the next bloodwood tree event. Getting chins and bloodweed sneeds are fine.
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/mtx-experiments---what-happens-nextWe've learned a lot from these Experiments - from the potential benefits and reality of our direction, to understanding negative side effects it could have for some.>From those learnings, we're finalizing our plan for the future of the game. Our goal is a sustainable, Membership growth-led trajectory for the game.While a significant reduction in MTX is a large part of this, we're thinking bigger. Our plans are also considering how we might address some of the core challenges in RuneScape - like UI, Visual Identity, Onboarding, Game Health and more.We'll share a deeper look at our findings and takeaways on October 27th 2025.
Whenever you see a statement from Jagex think of a bunch of wheedling flouncy little faggots, smirking as they compose their message."That will keep the dummies happy!" Then they all pull down their pants and indulge in yet another round of mutual cock slurping.
Its fresh! Its the daily NOOB JOKE!What did the concrete truck driver say when he drove over the noob?"Stupid fucking noob"Haha! Jollies! Laffing!
>>2002441i'm inclined to agree with mod blkwitch here >>2003395i want to believe this could potentially lead to an end of an era where my asshole will no longer be raped every time i log into runegame, but i've been burned by jagex way too many times. i just don't believe they'll ever stop assfucking us at this point.
>>2005330Wait, what do you mean? Runescape IS being assfucked. That's the whole point of the game. Doing stuff like quests, gaining xp, and bossing are just means to that end. Are you trying to say there was a time when logging into Runescape didn't mean having your anus thoroughly reamed out? I have trouble imagining that.
>>2002441Heard this shit too often. Never amounts to much.
>>2005476there was a time, yes... it was a beautiful time back in the days of RS2 where i could enjoy runescape and my anus was always at peace. sure, there were times jagex would rip my pants off, bend me over, and just go to town on my asshole without my consent, like when they added the trade restriction. but for the most part, my anus was safe. i was happy playing runescape. it was an actual game, not just a rape session. it all changed when squeal of fortune was added to the game. ever since then, i've been anally raped by jagex every time i logged into the game. i'm not sure why i even bother logging in anymore knowing all it means is jagex is going to blow a fat load in my asshole without my consent. yet i log in anyways. i just don't understand it.
>>2006612I hear you and I feel your rectal pain too much. For me it was the removal of risk. There was a time when fucking up meant you got your ass raped. Not by Jagex though. By the game itself. There was a real sense of danger. Make some stupid noob mistake and you lost your shit. Carrying a shit load of valuable gear and get killed by some monster? TOO FUCKING BAD!Oh? You decided to wander into the wilderness and you got pked?TOO FUCKING BAD!Some guy offered to double your money and you got scammed?TOO FUCKING BAD!The loss was real. It hurt. It hurt bad. It hurt like a red hot poker being jammed up your butthole. But you learned. You came back after a rage quit. You became wiser, More wary, more experienced. YOU WERE AN ADVENTURER! BY GOD! You could take the knocks and get back up. Again and again! And through the losses you grew stronger, richer, and more powerful. It was emotional. There was real fear and a sense of dread as you tried to extricate yourself from a sticky situation. Heart pounding in your chest as you ran from pkers. Sweat on your forehead as the boss cut you down to 1 hitpoint. A sense of excitement when forging through a new area with new unknown dangers and possibly great rewards. A feeling of accomplishment when you learned some new method of doing something. A shortcut, a money making method, a new combat tactic, etc.But that is all gone now. Those slimy Jagex faggots listened to all the fucking stupid noobs who got scammed, who got pked, who lost their shit. Fucking cry babies. Fucking vermin. Fucking stupid whining dirty little noobs and those cock gobbling Jagex mods with their new age hugs and kisses. Noobs and Jagex ruined the game. They created the Big Daddy Jagex monster we see today. Rampaging across the land and fucking every anal opening in sight. Its a disgrace.
I just know playing Runescape makes my anus hurts.
Well goodness me, it must be time for a NOOB JOKE!Three noobs walk into a church and begin to pray. But then God strikes them all down with lightening, burning them to a cinder.The priest asks God why He did that."Nobody likes noobs" says God.Oh hohoho! Oh my sides! So much laffing!
>>1962197I only play for Dang. Dang is love. Dang is life.
>>2008429proofs?
>>2010544Good question. I will try to answer your inquiry to the fullest possible extent.1) When logging into Runescape I experience a deep throbbing sharp probing pain in my rectum.2) On many occasions when traveling though Gielinor I will be ambushed by a creature known as "The Big Daddy Jagex" and suffer intrusive harm to my ass.3) Sometimes my anus will be found hiding under my bed, sobbing, due to the physical and emotional trauma.4) Other players have commented on the Jagcum constantly dripping from my butthole. This is very embarrassing as well as being highly uncomfortable, messy, and a potential slipping hazard.5) When I sit down its like someone has shoved a lit firework up my bum.I hope you find the above provides a satisfactory response to your inquiry.
>>2011045Why does she look angry?
>>2011045My lust for that wench knows no bounds.
Packed Parcels of Puke! ITS NOOB JOKE TIME!How do you instantly turn a pot of boiling water into liquid shit?Throw a noob in!My head is falling off with laffing! Haha! On my!
>>2011331she's very angry at all the rape jagex carries out on a daily basis. she sees all the anal devastation and becomes very mad. that's why she's made it her mission to save the anuses of runescape players everywhere. it's why mod blkwitch fears her. our holy prophet, dang, will one day bring salvation to assholes everywhere in gielinor one day.
Quick, we must send out a SOA.Dear Dang! Save our anuses!
>>2012852I like it when she's angry.
since blkwitch rapes anuses of every runegame player, does that mean she also rapes the assholes of the few women that play runegame? thatd be pretty hot actually. maybe BDJ isn't all bad...
>>2006223It always happens around this time of year too because the goyim's premier membership is running out>we'll fix everything!>please buy another 12 months go- i mean, loyal players!>loljk here's more pay to win shit
>>2013854>the few women that play runegame?Those are trannies.
Finally started leagues yesterday. Yes, started. Got to 80 mining at T3 and quit. It's just not good enough and far too slow for what it is. Rather put that time and energy into the main game.
>>2014570Hahaha! Yes! Yes!Buy your Wonderlube™ now!Snigger!Chuckle!Guffaw!
GuysGUYSIm starting to think the league power might have been a mistake on Jagex's part.Hope they learn for next time.
>>2016186can't you be the one to supply the wonderlube, mod blkwitch? why should that fall on me when i don't even want your massive dragon dildo strap-on shoved up my ass?
>>2016446Wonderlube™ has become ridiculously expensive now since leagues started.
>>1994467Its funny because all they have to do to make the game lively again is revert all the insane powercreep since cryptbloom thats it. Necro should be a meme style with only bis application at bosses with prayers like KQ, and honestly fuck it make it do full damage to dag kings and rex matriarchs. The triangle should still be way more powerful than necro. Add difficult HM bosses. Stop babying the game so much. RS3 has zero content creation incentive because every pedophile redditor and single mom roastie with a brown coalburner child can clear the most difficult content on revo. So theres no community building at all. Even worse they decided that all of the community should exist on reddit and discord. The fuck were they thinkingLeagues was actually a nice idea unfortunately it was boring as fuck because… even without relics the game is piss boring and lame so it barely supplied a fresh experience. Maxing was easy because of too many dnds trivializing all xp gains. Combat boring as hellJust release a proper new iron gamemode with no multiplayer, no dnds, no wars. Thats it the game now can have entertaining content creation and may restore some of its playerbase. Thats literally it jagex just read this fucking post. If you dont believe me go release an experimental enrage climb boss of an existing boss like rax. Add scaling to 4k that needs to be grinded with no reward other than a title. No boosted rates except maybe a pet? An aura like sanctum? All good. You will have content creation for weeks as people try to get 4k.Then you will see how effective that is and you can apply it to the rest of the game. Stop glazing niggercattle turbo shitter redditors thats the sole thing killing the game fucking idiots
>>2016675you are as dumb as jagex is just the other side of the coin.
>>2016993>I am a niggercattle turbo shitter redditor
Necromancy honestly destroyed anything interesting about the combat in this game. It just doesn't fit the game, enough said.
>>2017141nooooo it was hero pass!!!!
Should I just quit RS3 and focus solely on OSRS? I feel like RS3 actually is going to be dead in 3 years or so.
>>2017181>Should I just quit RS3yes>focus solely on OSRSlmao
>>2017142Noooooo! It was Big Daddy Jagex!
>>2017181I wish it would die once and for all, but it realistically can't sink much lower because anyone still playing will eat up any low quality slop that Jagex churns out
Well paint me pink and put a cowboy hat on my head! ITS NOOB JOKE TIME!What did the noob say just before he removed his own head with an angle grinder?"I am a stupid noob!"Laffing! Fancy doing that! What a stupid noob!
>>2017141Yes, we got fucked.
>>2017309yes, that's what BDJ does with his monstrous tallywhacker
Butter me toast with lard! ITS NOOB JOKE TIME!What do you call a noob with a degree in advanced mathematics?A stupid fucking noob!Hoho! Laffing ass off! Haha!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZ1IKBuGX8
How is RS3 compared to OSRS? Only ever played the latter. What are the major differences and advantages/disadvantages of each?
>>2018965Lol, only the worse loser retard could watch over an hour of some schmuck blabbering shit on utube. Oh right, you do. Lol.
>>2018988Good question, one that surely has never been asked before.Okay, we will attempt to break this down for you as best we can. But for context we need some background information. How would you feel if your anus was suddenly stretched out by a massive penis? With no lube. Right when you were least expecting it. In front of your family at the dinner table with Granny. How would you cope with gallons of Jagcum leaking from your ass and not being able to take a normal shit again?
>>1962418Leagues? LEAGUES? DID SOMEONE SAY LEAGUES??? OH MY JAGEX I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY THE SPECIAL GAME MODE WHERE I DO LITERALLY ALL THE EXACT SAME THINGS ON A NEW ACCOUNT BUT FOR DIFFERENT POINTS THIS TIME! HOLY FUCK I'M LEAKING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.
Here is the simple answer. RS3 is better than OSRS. Genuinely. Here's a way to conceptualize this.OSRS and RS3 are both some of the longest video games ever made. And yet, RS3 is exponentially faster than OSRS while still technically being longer, and yet OSRS is still theoretically longer.Play both if you want to, but if you can only play 1 I would always pick RS3.
>>2019272>I would always pick RS3>Because I enjoy having a big dick up my ass.
>>2018581>noob has a degree in advanced mathematics>can precisely calculate the exact rate you get BDJ'd down to the nearest thousandth using nothing but the TPM rate and your RPH>you still think this noob is stupid and has no valuesis...
Guys is an m3 MacBook Pro with 18gb of ram just not enough for RuneScape 3? I still get frame drops in player hubs. Like 5 fps which is absurd...I think this might the universe telling me to just play OSRS instead lmao.
>>2020107Yeah but I am not sure he could calculate the exact TPM rate and RPH without also accounting for relative wind speed, ambient humidity, and the friction-less glide factor that only comes from using NEW IMPROVED WONDERLUBE™!Now with added absence of existence for a silky smooth bum rub!
>>2020396>I think this might the universe telling me to just play OSRS instead lmao.You lucky bastard.Talk about dodging a BDJ bum bullet.
Gazooks! ITS NOOB JOKE TIME!What do you get if you cross a noob with a dildo?A fucking noob!Hilarity! Laffing so muchly! Hoho!
>>1986120>skilling does sound relaxingYes. It is the only thing worth doing. Assuming your skills aren't all 99, which would be a horrible fate right now.I came back four-ish months ago after leaving in 2009. I even bought membership this time so I could have all the skills. Even in 2009, as a free, I couldn't be fucked to do anything except whatever it was that got you to the, I guess you would call it free end of story. Even then it was because a friend encouraged me to. I just want to sit around and skill. 95% of my time now is skilling, 1% is quests, other 4% is trying to figure out what the hell this game even is now.
>>2007327For real Bro. They removed the adventure from the game.
did the BDJ poster get banned or something? where's his ass at
>>2023118Let's hope they stopped them, for now. They got banned last thread. Don't know if they just ip evade or what
>>2023177Ah shut the fuck up you boring ass cunt. The BDJ poster brought much needed life and hilarity to rsg.>>2023118I miss him Bro, I want to hear his guffaws again.I also miss the anime girl poster. Always a suitable pic for every response.
>talking about yourself in third person
>>2023220>miss the poster who just slammed the thread and didn't contribute to actual talk about the game
Feather my skippers! ITS NOOB JOKE TIME!What's the difference between a piece of string and a noob?The piece of string is useful!Haha! Oh goodness! Sides splitting laffing!
oh, there's the BDJ poster. what gives... why did he miss a day...
cancelled my subI'm fucking bored now of everythingthink ill probably just kill myself
>>2024370can i have your account before you kill yourself
>>2024370You cant do that, Mod Blkwitch would object. She likes her holes to be tight and warm.
>>2023118Hi there! I am Professor Runescape. I believe I can address your inquiry.I think the BDJ poster is more than one person. There are just too many different nuances, variations in language, style and structureI believe the the whole BDJ meme has grown, evolved, changed into something much more deeper than just one anon relentlessly shitposting.The BDJ now represents an ideology, a way of life. Its a commonality of shared experiences and attitudes. Its no longer an individual but a collective of like minded people who are bound by shared cultural values. Bound together by a witnessing the wholesale ass fucking of players in Runescape by Jagex.I believe the sheer power of the meme has reached the point where BDJ now verges on the brink of forming a consciousness independent of human input. Forged in the fires of relentless anal intrusions.Yes, that's right. A monster. Created through sheer force of will. A monster capable of independent actions. A monster which can not be constrained through human intervention.Its a nightmare come to life.Therefore any guffaws, sniggers, and giggles you might encounter on these hallowed pages may come from an unearthly source beyond the mere physical dimensions of this Universe.May God have mercy on us all.
>>2025917you spent time writing that instead of going outside and talking to another person
teleporting you lot out to (insert town from RS here).
The EOC update for RuneScape (2) in 2012 is widely considered to be one of the worst updates in gaming history. Alongside the implementation of MTX (Squeal of Fortune) in the same year. Meanwhile OSRS is on top. They had to go back in time to recover from that mistake.Lol, lmao even.
>>2027713When historians explore the origins of SCP-4771-1 in the centuries ahead, they will point at your post as evidence of the time the BDJ monster which was created and unreleased upon Mankind.
>>2025917are you trying to tell me the BDJ poster isn't actually mod blkwitch, but multiple anons on runegame general? you're saying that all this time it hasn't been our queen? she isn't one of us, lurking in these threads, but rather it's multiple anonymous individuals? this... this can't be... all these years of fearing mod blkwitch... and you're saying she isn't to blame...
Is there any point in doing the league if I start this late?
>>2028229No, its much worse than that I am afraid. The BDJ poster may have started as Mod Blkwitch and then spread to anons, but now a terrible thing has happened. A terrible terrible thing. Something which Humanity has never faced before.You see such was the power of the BDJ meme, such was the force of the combined consciousness of all the posters, such was the slobbering delight of Mod Blkwitch as our rectums writhed in agony, that the BDJ has become its own CONSCIOUS ENTITY!!!11eleventy!!!From our collective minds we have created a MONSTER!My God! What have we done?The BDJ no longer needs us, nor Mod Blkwitch. Its exists on its own accord. It makes its own posts. It rampages through Runescape, feeding upon fear, devouring our ass hurt, and posting here to laugh at us!For reference its a bit like that "Monster of the ID" from the film "Forbidden Planet". Only in our case it doesn't zap space marines. No, it just fucks our asses instead and then guffaws about it..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0n1nsTAzJ4
>>2028314why couldn't we have done this to dang instead of BDJ posting? imagine if we could manifest dang as her own conscious entity. we could then take turns fucking her. that'd be so cool. i want to have sex with dang so bad. she's the best canon official jagex created runescape character
>>2028714I know...I know...it is surely one of the greatest sins ever committed by Mankind. We could have been having hot sweaty mind-blowing sex with Dang, cushioned deep within her ample bosoms, her ample thighs locked in a death grip around our waists, listening to her moans of orgasmic delight driving us into a pumping frenzy from which an ejaculation erupts with the force of ten thousand suns going supernovae all at once.Hnnnghh! x (very large number)My God, and we gave that up just to create the BDJ monster instead!How hideous!Personally I blame this tragedy on a lack of faith. We should have prayed more to Dang. We should have given more support to that Anon who went on a holy quest into the lands of Old School Runescape to find Dang and return her to RS3. We should have posted more pictures of her, especially ones showing her tiddies.But alas! I fear its too late! Now our asses must pay a terrible price.
>>2028314Or Safe Surf from Pantheonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1osAGtqzWUw
>>2029077I think you have just introduced me to something I need to watch.As a reward please take this "Dang Invocation" prayer. insert>Dang Invocation prayer<I have been keeping it for a special occasion. I suggest you use it for that too. Like, when you are alone. At night. Late at night. And no one is watching.
>log in>spin 3 huge lamps for 240k runeccrafting exp>throw protein logs in bonfire and get about 100k exp from challenges>log outfeels good being a f2p spinny.
>>2029573At the end of the day though you have to ask yourself "Why did I even bother doing that?"
>>2029573Then within a year or two you will get idle xp just for having an account. You will not even have to log in to earn xp, and if you do log in there will be some new shit that rewards you will not a few measly hundreds of thousands of xp but millions of xp instead. Along with a shitload of free stuff.Then you will rant and rave about "easyscape" and how hard you had to graft back in them good old days, lol.
Dig me trench! ITS NOOB JOKE TIME!Three noobs walk into a Runescape police station to report a scam, a lure, and dupe.The cop looks at them and says"Fuck off you stupid noobs!"Hoho! Laffing muchly! Stupid noobs!
Honestly I like this thread. It has noob jokes, the usual Jagex shit talking, some creative writing ( like the old forums ) but best of all it has no deadbeat fuckheads wanting to discuss the game.Fuck off to plebbit is you want game discussion, or just wiki the answer you want, fucking braindead dullards.But it could do with more Dang pics. Or Glamgal. Or basically anything erotic from Runescape, like Zanik nudes.
>>2032398WHAT IS GLAMGIRL FROM BECAUSE I NEED TO JACK OFF. I'M GETTING SO PISSED OFF. I NEED A SOURCE SO I CAN COOM
>>2034426At this very moment a dedicated team of sleuths are scouring the interwebs for the origin ( and possible location ) of the famous GLAMGAL.I am saddened to say their search so far has turned up no leads. Obviously some secret agency with some devious agenda has decided to keep her true identity hidden from us.
low-key hoping they just shut down the game once they implement this and it fails to revive the game
>>2034559My balls are about to explode from a lack of sauceMy asshole is thoroughly devastated by BDJ's monstrous tallywhackerThere's just nothing left of my pelvic region at this pointThere's no reason to keep livingIt's over
>>2035291How would one revive rs3? Genuine questionOsrs makes the game dramatically worse over 10 years and some how hits a player base peak of the most cancerous subhumans to ever hit gaming. Obviously removing th is going to solve nothing because the core audience already benefited from it and it's not like they are going to reset anything.Is it really just the meme of>broooo i'd totally try rs3 if mtx didn't existas if these people don't already buy bonds,rwt and use account services on os. It's not like it's a hardcore audience that plays it either. The last time I asked this question most people just said delete necro and some other things i forgot, but I'm actually curious what the major reason people left was aside from running out of things to do, which seems to be the main reason from what i understand
>>2035550ITS A HISTORIC EVENT!Runescape achieves its first ever space flight due to a player's balls exploding at the same time as his ass achieves critical mass. Coming live to you now from Mission Control in Houston.<Mission Control> Looking good, staying good. We have ignition. We have lift off! SQUARK!<Tracking Station Madrid> What fuck you say? SQUARK!<Mission Control> Orbital insertion of Glamgal fan commenced. SQUARK!<Tracking Station Pasadena> Fuck me, what you say? SQUARK!<Mission Control> Separation of first ass stage now. SQUARK!<Tracking Station Perth> Speak clearly you cunt. SQUARK!<Mission Control> Uh oh! We seem to be experiencing a burn out in second ass stage! SQUARK!<Tracking Station Honolulu> What da fuck you say? SQUARK!<Mission Control> Houston, we have a problem.>Mission Control< We are Houston you dumbfuck.<Mission Control> Just trying to let us know you spastic fuck. SQUARK!>Mission Control< We already know because that's us you inbred motherfucker. SQUARK!<Mission Control> Fuck you asshole. SQUARK!>Mission Control< Cunt. SQUARK!<Mission Control> Fuckwit. SQUARK!
>>2035938MMORPGs are a dated genre. No one wants to spend 9001 hours to get to the level cap to do end game content which ends up being the same shit you have been doing all this time. For games where you can get to the level cap in a week, why even bother having a level system in the first place?
