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sporotbros...
>>2005134rain has been bad this tournament
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5_NvFTfAWc
>>2005134>not the gay newfag spamming "general" and links>still spam pics to start a new threadmixed feelings...
>>2005139he brought the AVRA, the SWAG, the ELAN that Faze lackedJoe Cobb could never
>>2005139And it's working. Imagine if he wakes up.>>2005142Nah, I'm not like that.
man people really clowning on fnatic for that shit ass -CYPHER move
faze gonna either gonna get blasted tomorrow, or win the the whole thing, there is no other way
>>2005152kind of deserved. should've let cypher play until end of year at least.at least he gets stickers.
>>2005152Deserved. Some people thought FaZe benching rain was shitty because of the 10 years~ and it being close to the major, but that situation on fnatic is infinitely more shitty.
>>2005161it's shitty because cypher has been flying around the world attending a bunch of t2 lans precisely for fnatic to make the major
>>2005167I know, that's why I said it's infinitely more shitty. It's really fucked.
fnatic is a womanshan't be elaborating
>>2005154My wife Homura
>>2005154true because the other semi has 2 weakmind teamsbut i think Vitality will take this one, Faze can't play train or overpass and Vitality ban ancient, i see no way they can win with such a disadvantage. and on Vitality there's a bigger chance of all 5 players showing up with a decent game unlike with Spirit.
>checks today's results>sp0r0t lost against faze>falconGODS #1OH NONONONONO d1nksisters, just 1 more star and maybe we'll win against chaddigan's retirement home
>>2005222there are non-believers itt
>>2005247i'm a Vitachad though, so i believe
>>2005271>rooting for the undisputed best team atmboring
>>2005274Not undisputed anymore though.
>>2005274i've been rooting for them since they appeared and never changed teams so it feels very rewarding atmit kinda got interesting after the break too, still no trophies
3.0™
god DAMN faze beating spirit is so AMAZING those rufags DONT DESERVE TO WIN when they aint PRACTICING. no fuckin excuses. after shanghai they pulled this shit too where they didn't practice and ended up falling off then they blame players and shit////// so stupid
>>2005181in a john lennon/yoko ono "of the world" sense, for sure
??????
man I just cannot believe Spirit sucks now... wtf
>>2005293they deleted the posti thought russians are le based and not woke n shit
>>2005298here's the photo for future purposes
>>2005299dark donk
>now
>>2005294thats what you get for employing blacks
*taps mic**clears throat*Ahem.GENTLEMEN. ONE MOMENT PLEASE IF YOU WILL. I'VE SOMETHING TO SAY.Approximately three days ago I willingly either due to my overconfidence, a quality many of us often fall prey to on the Internet, or purely out of sense of pride entered a deal with this here esteemed Anonymous. >>2000911I publicly and with zealous assuredness did indeed state that Na'Vi would break into the Grand Finals of this EPL, trampling over Mouz and subsequently Falcons, so that they could face Vitality in the final day's BO5. This, however, was not meant to be as Na'Vi met their demise at the hands of five ratty nerds. I, hereby, admit that I may've slightly misjudged the capabilities of Na'vi's current roster. It seems I'd been wonderfully fooled and blinded by their successful 1-2 to 3-2 recovery and pre-playoff statements given by either their captain or their coach.By now many of you are either concocting a scolding remark or some insult, all of which I must now face head-on as I'm certainly deserving of all and any of them on this truly unremarkable and sad day.BUT.I've come here today to issue a public apology to the aforementioned gentleman. His foresight I shouldn't have questioned and his statements I shouldn't have doubted. He was right and I, to put it bluntly, was a simpleton blinded by my own foolishness and pride. Lulled by one of the deadly sins that allowed me to, with sheer audacity I might add, imply and believe that I'd come to know and understand the scene better than Mr. >>2000911 does. I was wrong, dead wrong and for that I apologize. Thank you for your time. That'd be all.
Lets talk about how the MongolZ threw the first 2 games of EPL
while you cry about skins getting manipulated chinese cs fans are using AI to date donk
Location: StockholmVenue: ESL StudioDate: 11th of October 2025Time: 8:45 GMT-5
>>2005368>w0nderfully fooledmany such casesI hereby note reception of your apology, and deem it more than adequate in its promptness, length, eloquence, and contriteness. pleasure doing business with you
Dayum. The team that lost to 3dmax nonetheless. What the fuck did chopperhally cook there exactly.
>>2005463Their only strat wasn't working, donk wasn't donking.
this isn't pretty
>>2005496Watch as karrigan picks Overpass out of nowhere.
If it's Vitality in the grands then it'll be like I said 3-0/3-1 against whoever it is they'll be facing. So I'm kind of in favor of Faze being there.
BTFO
Should CS pros adopt the jargon culture used by militaries / high stress specialized fields?I'm not saying they should be 1:1 adopting the jargon, saying useless shit in-game like "two tangos KIA on bravo". But I feel like they should have some incomprehensible jargon that sounds like Speedtalk.
>>2005578they do except the jargon is team/sub-culture/language group specific
>>2005578
>>2005582wtf is the logic behind those numbers
Kick w0nderf00l. And by kick I mean literally kick him in the face for throwing the mouz game.
>>2005578Diggity.
>>2005463everyone just played badly and everyone on faze played well
>>2005589theres literally no one to replace him with after he retires from cranial injuries
>>2005560well that fucking suckssaw it coming from a mile away thofuck saudis
>>2005602get someone like regali
rip meinz
my dick hurts from all the jacking off I did last night to the faze spirit gameany ideas? a remedy would be nice
The OG donk?
>>2005650fucking typical danedog making everything about himself
>>2005652felt goodnu forstår jeg hvorfor folk bruger så hårde vendinger
>>2005650>tick:128.0vgh....
>>2005396Mouz lost 7 times against prime Vitality before they finally won.You're done for falcuck.
https://www.hltv.org/news/42916/pgl-cancel-august-26-event-after-ewc-expansionkek just yesterday I mentioned ts >>2004991
guess I should update this since they changes the meaning of the star, but I'm just too lazy
>>2005658We will fucking r8pe yvo
>>2005650>be part of the (almost) prime Astralis>carry them to their first major ever>have insider insight into the team and the management>"damn, these niggas ain't gonna win shit">leave for fucking North>Astralis gets magisk as a cope replacement and becomes the dynasty of CS:GOhas there ever been a bigger KWABOOTY that this guy?
>>2005662He only got mvp because of the grand final, device was carrying more before the final iirc
>>2005663yes, but device (and others) choked hard in the final, which was usual for the TSM coremeanwhile kjaerbye locked in and carried their asses over the finish line. I don't think it's uncalled to say that he won them the major itself.
and there it is, complete admission that they can and do nudge ratings to "fix" them
>>2005496FaZe magic doesn't care about that
New photos for our ladsrain didn't get one, seems like he won't be around even if they win the event
>>2005675donk also got fucked by the system a round but they didnt change thatthis is fucking retarded
>>2005675At least he admitted it's a mistake, i didn't expect that
>>2005681he's doing it only for zywoo because he believes awpers are always the best players.he says it constantly in his talks. it's weird.
>>2005387who was that guy again that publicly said chinese women are easy?
what do WE think about this week?
>>2005660yeah EWC just doesn't hit as hardI ALMOST think stars should be regulated
>>2005675kwab
lol entire Falcons seem to be deluded about inferno, Niko yesterday in the interview and now m0nesy, and they keep picking it so must be zonic too (and possibly kyxsan)
>xertion vs kyosucki staring contestI feel bad for the kidhe doesn't know what xertion knows
>losing staring contest to a guy with man boobsthat's your GOAT?
why are they speaking english?
fuuuuuuck
why are we picking Inferno?
we siding with israel on this one
Falcons pistol rounds lmao
lets go moussies :)
falcons unironically need 1 more superstar
>>2005745falcons unironically need to kick teses so I can root for him again
even as a mouz fan, i have to beg falcons to stop playing inferno
>>2005747trvke
>>2005737>why are we picking a free map win
>>2005748falcons might be the only team I can tolerate picking infernoand that's just because of the retard factor. no other team can fuck up as bad falcons on inferno
>>2005747why cant you root for him now?
anchor default knife meta?
>>2005753because>racism>niko>ruining the scene>kyosucky spamfuck falcons
Falcons either get blown out or choke a huge lead on Inferno
lmao they rushing to kill Xertion on triple and nobody even cares to look at coffinsfucking hell Falcons are so bad for a "superstar" team
>kwabferno s1mply not watching.
lol
Fucking m0NKESY
Lmao
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAthose few months Falcons were good and making grand finals it's so obvious these shitters were overperforming like hell
>>2005758respect Arab culture please, being a bigot is just ugly
KEK
monesy's gonna pay for that in bed
>>2005763our inside man
>>2005766being arab is uglyfuck them
Inferno is a sell
holy rapino
1 round! #FalconsAreHere
>>2005774#FlyingHigh rn
s1mplebros??
>>2005776you don't follow the news?dev1ce is going into intensive care for a while
>>2005650Best UI of all timeAnd the jumpscare sound tho
wtf are you doing dumb jew
xertioN sold what should have been a won round
>>2005776its Saturday bro, party time
#falconsarehere#falconsarequeerCACAWWWW!!!!!
Choko is so carried it's unrealthe most carried player who's considered a carry and superstar by the community
#FalconsAreHere #SaveGaza
>>2005784he is igl
Do people hate Niko because hes handsome, rich, good at the game, and has two twink slaves?Or am I missing something
>Do people h-ack!
>>2005789off yourself
you cant cheat on LAN
>>2005786false-flagging pedoyou're almost as bad as desert niggers
Why do people pretend to like particular things for attention here now?Back in my day, I remember contrarians having real conviction no matter the outcome of a match.
What a crazy call. Zero margin for error
>off yo-ack!
>>2005795obsessed zio-brained cunt, fuck off.
>>2005788we hate people like you, you disgusting piece of human garbagefuck off and don't come back
Mouz sold
>>2005776Didn’t bc game only buy out his remaining Navi time? It should be about up
Brollan was calling well this half but they just lost the important duelsthey still win on T side i think
these mouz rats didnt expect falchads rushing a lmao
>>2005800
>>2005799>obsessed zio-brainedlol?if you stopped pedo posting maybe people would take you seriously
catJAM
>>2005805
I sincerely can't believe I miss Australia vs China posting everyday over modern magog.
>>2005810shartygate really did a number on the 'gogit was our covid
>>2005803brollan doesn't call much on ct but this is one of the few maps where he has a solid t side and failclowns has a terrible ct side
>>2005810>modern magog.aka anonymous hltv with swearwords
>>2005806>pedoInnocent until proven guilty in a court of law (not by some redditor like you)
>>2005812>shartygateit didn't do shitthe influx happened way before thatonly thing that changed with shartygate was the disappearance of chink anon
That Tyloo major run really did a number on the ausissy I fear
>>2005813then who is calling stacks on inferno if not the IGL?
>finally win a pistol>lose the conversionlmao
>>2005821it COULD have been brollan but most likely xertion
>>2005818You mean the soul of the general.
Is it strange to anyone else that karrigans polish wife is a "mental coach" for a polish team and then faze hires one of the poles.... makes me wonder
>>2005818how was there an influx? did someone post about this over there?
>>2005815you're the jewiest of posters on this board
>>2005820>capitalisationSorry, but you will never be him.
brainmogged
>>2005827Yes we already agreed that he got a % of the sale from betclic for facilitating it
Worst call possible in that scenario
>>2005829yesit was bad. Then manletsnake mentioned it on a podcast and it got even worse
>>2005827we've discussed this and unanimously came to the conclusion that yakub is karrigan's wife's bf
>>2005831Yes, I am.
well done Ludvig
man dogesy sucks
>>2005837>yes>it was bad.proofs?
>>2005841>punctuation tooSorry pal, he called anyone who used that Australian.Try better.
>>2005840in your dreams
>>2005840>>2005833well which is it?
>>2005845>proofs?you, for example
>>2005846kek I was the one who buckbroke him with my punctuation
>>2005849both
>>2005846china number one! Fryquest sucks...
>>2005851Yet you used none in your post.
>>2005850faggot
yall niggas bitchin about ts as if it’s not better now than only having a general twice a year for majors I’m grateful for magog
>>2005662>>2005673what's funny is that until that major they were constant chokers who always fell short, and kjaerbye put them on his back and walked over the finish line as dev1ce asphyxiated and ghosted once again if he doesn't pop off and show them they could win, there's a >0% chance the astralis dynasty never happens or happens completely differently
>>2005856and?
>>2005851No; that was me.
brollan is the worst T side caller ever
brollan is overcooking so much, holy fuck
>inferno winfalcons is the best team in the world now
-xertion
>>2005866this is usually his best map but this is a disaster
Mouz's mid-round calling has been terrible this map
that's why he's the GOAT rifler
teses toggled the immortality cheat
PLEASE TESESLEAVE THAT DISGUSTING TEAM SO I CAN CHEER WHEN YOU DO SHIT LIKE THAT
>>2005858We had threads last for months where people would only talk about the game and events instead of the current shit.So no it was better because you can't comprehend a thread going days without a post.
>>2005876why are they disgusting?
scoreline is 9-11who wins?
>>2005858zoomer brain should be an official diagnose
>>2005881Jews
>>2005858rope
>>2005881historically, the isreali team
when is we playing 10mans on cobble
>>2005888I heard it is next up for active duty
holy shit niko is stupid
What a ridiculous round
eufag hereis it time to buy VOO?
>>2005887I hate n0k0 though>t.sir
>>2005892>>>/biz/
>>2005892not norweigan, not danish, and not QUITE swedishI'm betting finnish with some swedish roots
>>2005892does she have a penis?
>>2005892Yes
>>2005894i mean i hate that boardfull of jeet shills for shitcoins
>even in a good position players never try retakesWould making Inferno's bombsites harder to defend make retakes more common? I know rotation time is still a problem but it should help a bit
was he really 10-1?
lol Niko throwing
13 11
kek what a retarded play
failclown sisters, we don't give them ot, right???
>>2005899>making Inferno's bombsites harder to defendthey already tried that with the open window in church/constructionnobody cares. Everyone is just playing save simulator and is somehow ok with it
inferno is 100% ct sided
>>2005914not for falcons
Will nero give monesy a little rating bump after this?
ot :)
Torszi tried his hardest to choke
inferno is such a joke mapbring back cache or vertigo NOW
Spinx having to overperform to make up for xertioN playing like crap
>>2005920open up the skybox
>>2005920don't know how cache functions in current cs, but I'd much rather have vertigo back than inferno...preferably, inferno should've got canned instead of anubis
>>2005921classic xertion under pressure
monesy has a hella punchable face
how the fuck did they not kill niko there, two players spraying a full clip into himmouz are really chokers
>>2005927goat rifler aura
Torshit...
fuck you xertion fucking retard
HOLY CINEMA
nawwwww
Total throw from xertioN again
baby goat :D
goatsi try to win a singular clutch challenge
Falcons will still lose
>"Nice Ilya, I'll come in your asshole tonight""Wtf, why did Niko say this?
ah ah uh uh feel it in my body when yaah ah uh uoh
m0nesy and torzsi 1v1 awp duel in site is the zoomer version of kennys and jw
>>2005941torzsi is not a top 3 awper
>>2005941torzsi's name does not belong among the other 3
that's why he clears botwoo
my moussies :(
>>2005942neither was jw
LMFAOOO
MOUZ ARE SHIT HOLY FUCK
don't even need to see ancientfaze vitality waiting room
Mouz are the anti-clutch team when it truly matters.
Didn't expect them to win inferno, that means they're gonna lose their own map pick+decider.
jesus fucking christ mouzthat should have been a 3-0 T half and at worst 4-1 win in overtimethis team should go to some buddhist temple for a year and meditate with monks every day then come back to CS, i have no explanation how a team can be play structurally like one of the best teams but always lose like this
>>2005955spinx must be so sick of this team atp
>>2005955Massive awp diff
niggas were waiting for another 5v3 webm but instead they got godnesy raping that shitter of torshit
>>2005956>i have no explanation how a team can be play structurally like one of the best teams but always lose like thisnervesjimi, spinx, and even brollan are ok under pressure but xertion and torzshit take turns folding like lawn chairs
>>2005962yeah lol i meant to say no other* explanation, kinda hinting with the meditation thing that it's all a big mental problem
does torzshit even deserve to get into top 20?
>>2005969he deserves to get into guantanamo bay
Mouz Ancient WR 33%Falcons Ancient WR 100%I don't think Mouz have this
play-offs only
THE RAPED
man why does falcons suck at pistols so much
>force headarmor because of m4i've thought about this, isn't it kinda good to have m4 on t, especially if you know cts are low on money?
>>2005982I’ve died one too many times to getting wall banged with no head and dying because I’m aimpunched that I will never go without full armor now
got recommended thisperhaps i should try
>>2005986I do this and im mongolian
>>2005987We know, mzinho
man n0k0
>>2005990don't slander mzingoat
stinx sold that so hard
Who are the good guys of cs?
>>2005997
>>2005997g2faze was before they kicked rain
Mouz aren't even studio merchants anymore
>>2005997atm vitality, mongolz, g2, gentle mates
>>2005997LiquidInner CircleLegacyHOTUEveryone in top 10 is a bad guy
>>2005997the Danes
>>2006004Reddit is down the hall and to the left
>>2006003>vitality
>>2005997g2furiafalcons
>>2006007No thanks, I don't come over on a 1st date
>>2006009yesyesok, you lost me
>>2006011you cant name 1 reason why falcons (the players) are bad guys
>>2005997>>2006005danedogs ftw
>>2005997Vita before they went internationalG2 with 2023 rosterFaze in 2022Navi before booml4 fucked some whorecurrent Furia Spirit if they kick chopper and bring back zont1x and magixxMongolz before they won a trophy and ruin their underdog appeal3dmax>bad guysMouz because auralessAurora because turkish fans will threaten your family over banterLiquid for keeping nertzVP for sucking assHeroic because their CM is insufferable >clowns of csAstralisFailclowns
>>2006004>HOTUI thought that frontales guy was a cheater
Kyousuke trying not to stare at Xertion's tits challenge {FAILED}
>>2006012niko
>>2006008they'll always remain the good guys as long as apex is on the team
Current good guys (objective list)G2NAVI3DMAXAstralisLiquidFaze as soon as they kick fattiganTylooGentle MatesParivision if they stop matchfixing
>>2006023>NAVIstopped reading there
>>2006017he's brazilian
I've not taken a bath in ten days and changed sheets in over a month. Help.
>>2006023>team with an albanian>the more boring chink team>gambling org team>good guys
>>2006017not me(unironically, I don't be doin dat shi dat some hoe ass shit)
>>2006017too much of a pussy to replyI hope you drown in curry and cow shit you little cunt
>>2006023>good guys>Astralis with jabbi>Navi with wonderful>gentlematesI don't think you even believe this.
#FALCONSAREHERE
>>2006031kek it literally wasn't me I don't do that pussy ass shit but now I'm glad get fucked bitchassnigga
Ah fuck it's looking like it's vita vs falcons and vita winning it all again 3-1.
>monesy is good againfuark falcons might win, this wasn't in my plan
ez4falcons
>>2006039vitality winning is boring but failclowns losing is fun so it evens out
>>2006021niko is not a bad guy
>>2006043Nah they'll choke and shit themselves when it matters like they always do.
OW TEE? OW TEE? OW TEE? OW TEE? OW TEE? OW TEE? OW TEE? OW TEE? OW TEE? OW TEE? OW TEE?
Lmao who was seething here? Torzi? xertion?
the Good Guys won
Allah has brought us this victory today
baby goat :)
neineineineineinein
moussies :(
>>2006053xertion and he was obviously joking around
With jews you lose (unless they're backed up by like every single first world government
no idea why teses is 1.90
>>2006065uhh cause he just is okay!?
>>2006065Because of the swing.
>>2006029wasn't directed at you, pedo anon>>2006038wasn't directed at you, curry anonhe wrote like a jeet, so I just called him one(had to wait for a ban block to expire... the absolute state of magog)
This actually could be close tho.
fucking trashy retard wearing short shorts should be fired
>>2006071But me, the jeet, agreed with you >>2005893
>falcons win>racist has a meltieOh la la
>>2006077understandable
>>2006063i hope they finally realize that brollan is not a good caller at some point and he goes back to being a lurker in some other team
Zywoo doesn't fuck these up. I don't think falcons stand any chance if their games against mouz are this close while mouz themselves are shittier than ever.
-jimpfat+RainI don't see any other way for the mice
parivision won 2-0 vs gentle mates
>>2006090latinofags in shambles
>>2006090Well, that settles it then. Jame>Vitality.
>>2006089jimi is not the problem
>>2006089-torszi+simspool
Xertion is so bad at fragging he couldn't even manage to murder an innocent palestinian child if he was handed a bomb.
>>2006090they really wanted that revenge after gentle mates chimped out on them after winning at starladder
>>2006093then who>>2006096just a slump
>mouz vs falcons>faze vs vitadamn, worst semi-finals possible
I miss snax...anywhere else than the server, that is
>>2006100xertion or brollanxertion has gotten worse because he has to call on ct and brollan's t-sides are awful
I'm sorry but faze's run literally ends here and I don't think they're gonna get far at the major either.
>>2006112I still believe in Brollan IGL + Sycrone coach
i hope faze wins so tomorrow niko rapes and gapes karribot
>check mouz' results>just cluj-napocawhy can't they win?
>>2006118>win the one event good teams don't attend
why are freyas shoulders wider than her hips
>>2006123sexo
I don't think it'd be possible to overcome Vitality as team of the year, unless Spirit literally win every remaining tournament they're attending.
>>2006129it would be close if spirit wins the rest of the tournaments they attend and vitality dont make any more finalsbut that's it
fuck snitches
>>2006115i don't, and i like brollan
>>2006138okay who would you have igl?
>>2006129who the hell would wanna go here
my bro is gonna hand ohne a ** map
>>2006142fuck you
>30 minutesI hate locked schedules
>>2006142no one, that's why they got cancelled
>>2006144is he wrong?
>>2006141idk and i think the drought of good igls is the only reason they've stuck to that plan as long as they have
this is boring
admit it, ropzyour jealousit's ok :)
>>2006129I still don't know how Spirit won Cologne and that other tournament after the breakthey were so fucking mid but everyone else was even midder somehow
>>2006169spotify.exe will be updated and ready for the major
>>2006026what's your weight
not as hyped as yesterday for some reason, but still pretty hopedLFG
>inferno
>>2006142Actual sir here unlike this falseflagger >>2006144Lowkey I don't blame teams for skipping events after the TOs took so long to pay the winners. I think one of the teams even withdrew from the tournament.
>>2006169because vitality had a disaster game vs mouz and for some reason spirit just btfo'd mouz hard in finals
IT'S TIME FOR THE UNDENIABLY MOST FUN TEAM TO WATCH TO PLAY
>>2006180woah is that real
>>2006183really wouldn't wanna visit that shithole, but it's really funny when teams doI remember hindunet going on the offensive against some russian team (VP? don't remember) for posting about the experienceextremely funnyyet jeets didn't manage to be as unhinged as brazilians, turks or even chinks
That's the Twistzz impact
s1mple is supposedly in china, fl4mus was standing in for bc game today, he's either replacing headtr1ck or ultimate
is twistzz elite?
>>2006196is usb-c standard goat'ed?
>>2006195what the hell is the goat doing in china
karrigan calling is so assfucking retire
Herbaut
>>2006200I just told you, CAC is happening in 3 days
Why is it so hard to convert a pistol win?Teams should stop buying rifles altogether on CT and just hold close angles with pistols
>>2006200standing in for lynnz4kr kicked after the allegations
Another karrigan deagle round
>>2006192to be fair after that video was posted they were moved to a much nicer place with actual tablesbut it shouldn't have happened in the first place
okay this is overf0ze sucks
>>2006205that used to be the case when t's got better buys if they lost with a plant, probably a good idea still in certain cases
>>2006212faze magic baby
this is gonna be a classic
man i really want to root for faze but they make it so hard with the constant backstabbing
messi needs to wake tf up
These FaZe forcebuys must be so frustrating to play against.
>>2006217>constant backstabbingLike what?
>>2006211fairstill really funny tho
>>2006222first broky then elige then rain
>>2006222look what they did to ropz
lol this is sold
FOR FUCK'S SAKE FAZEPLEASE JUST KILL VITALITY
>>2006173I'm underweight.
>>2006227oh yeah I forgot the incompetency letting go of twistzz and ropz
>>2006222>Like what?like nothingjust engagement farmers pretending to care about fantastical delusions
>>2006192>VP? don't rememberIt was betboom
>>2006234oh rightthanksmore teams should make vods like that when going to 3rd world countries (except brazil)
herculeswoo
holy godwoo
>>2006233you are being willfully ignorant and frankly misinformed
repeat after me GODWOOOOOOOOOOO GODWOOOOOOOOOO
>>2006226So nothing.>>2006233Yea, should've seen it coming.
Atlaswoo carries the world
>>2006238and yet I'm rightsays a lot about society
>>2006244and yet you ruminate in said society... interesting
botkty
bro just wait 1 minute to plant
more aggression, broky. Please
-rain-broky+jcobbb+?
kek faze really thought they were getting somewhere at the start
Faze only won meme rounds, it's cool to watch but you can't win a game only on that
MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII
broky's not clutch at all today
I hate Vitality SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL
>spirit died for this
Botky back to his old ways
>mezzi onlinef0ze sisters, i don't feel so good...
>>2005892yes, it's a solid investment that will only continue to grow
>lifegamed vs spirit for this
>that Apex m4 spray Just like me:)
>cpu usage raised>ram flushed>continue
>>2006211>to be fair after that video was posted they were moved to a much nicer place with actual tables"to be fair after that article was posted esea took the bitcoin miner out of the client"
rain and broky really threw that 2v1 hard
>>2006222
>inferno after thisokay im done
GODWOO
>>2006233faggot>>2006240giga faggot
This is so joever Quickest 2-0 in CS2 history
herculeswoo CAN'T be stopped
jesus christ Zywoo
Well this is over
I fear the rain last dance ends here
Yeah of course. Faze are dogshit.
>>2006276cry about it you impotent updoot farmer
>3-11bros...
>>2006288>accuse them that which you're guilty of
f0ze's map pick btw
I still believe!it'll hurt twice as much when they let me down, but that's the price of being a delusional faze fan
>>2006293Damn right.
>>2006291thanks for the advice rabbibut no
its happening
SIGNATURE COMEBACK FAZE STYLE BOYS
Zywoo missed the palace molly my GOAT is washed
13-4
HERE COMES BROKY WITH THE PLASTIC CHAIR
>>2006302Uhh?..
Twistzz having to carry the corpse of FaZe as far as he can
Chopper, you goddamn retard...
>>2006293that's the spirit
Yeah.
>>2006312>spirit
>>2006313>jcobbbstats
goatky
Of course the schizomaxxer was prepared for that
BROKY FUCKING HAD THATlolhow in fucking hell did he have that?
>>2006316Brother FaZe being dogshit on Inferno has nothing to do with jakub. B site is basically free with karrigan and frozen there.
how the fuck did broky expect that?
Those two saved AKs were huge
>>2006318>>2006319>>2006322cl0p?
huge multi from FlameZ, gg
>>2006324watch the game idiot
LOL
>>2006321we'll see
>>2006324Round 18
FAZE UP NIGGERS
>falcons 2-0EVIL PREVAILS
if faze had prime simple they would win
>>2006334Jews lost though?
>>2006326>>2006330he was probably just checking ramp
faze doesnt need prime simple
>>2006338evil prevailing against evilwe truly live in a society
>>2006344It's lesser evil.
>>2006344its a doggy dog world
>>2006345The lesser evil is MOUZ.
faze clutch factor + the prevalence of ct side comebacks in this game = OT at least
>>2006351ntano.
>>2006351dependable
>>200635311-13 confirmed by this post
gonna be 11-13 broky missing and losing the map
THIS IS WHAT I COME HERE FOR
FAZE UUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP
>>2006357idiota
I'm sorry for doubting FaZe magic
OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT
Faze is genuinely God's chosen team.
damn the game is fire, you can feel the tension
FAZE MAGIC
>>2006351Nah bro. 109.
>LE F0ZE MAGIC XDthey're gonna lose ot vs vitality just like last time
but the thing is karrigan is gonna choke like he always do tee bee eich
>>2006367>feel the tensionimportant faze games are like one long kegel exercise
K I N G M E Z I I
did the planting sound not play just now?
>bringing it back all the way>only to lose te first round of OTWhat is this called?
>>2006370fuck off windows chan
I'm not gay, but does anyone else want to se Rain shirtless? Imagine this absolute specimen after a chest-splitting pump in the gym all hot and sweaty. The guy is a unit and undoubtedly shoots as hard as he fucks. He's my daddy and he is yours too.
>>2006376dunno but it happens all the time
>>2006376>What is this called?bringing it back all the way only to lose the first round of OT
>>2006378sorry buddy the official daddy here is niko
>>2006351absolutelyfalcucks are delusional
>>2006376pressure
>frozen just walking around on bomb with knife outwhy
What is this info play by ZywoCheck him pc
thank god broky
You had to hold your breath there
f0ze are done lmao
faze choke with that smoke
Losing that 5v2 fucked over FaZe so hard
>>2006394>f0zego back
>missing util in otthey deserve to lose
>>2006400go back
what did they mean by this?
insane playlove it
>0pexKWABalright this feels like old faze, that's some jks-ropz shit right there
twistzz is really trying but f0ze is so fucking garbage
>>2006403lol
apex is an old men he can't be relied on like that
Kind of sad Twistzz had to waste some of his peak years on Liquid
broky is unironically a schizo, what the fuck is that plant spot, what the fuck is that position with the awp
>>2006403TaeKwonDo
>>2006403countdown of Samson Optiondon't google it
i fucking love faze clan
This match Crazy
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT
GODKY
god I love being delustional
Reminder: This version of FaZe will not continue after this tournament.
Faze will legit never lose once they re against the wall, they can only lose when you expect them to be good.
>>2006422don't carelive in the moment anon
LFG
MAXIMUM KINO
u guys remember the last like 2 years of GO where every fuckin match would go OT?we're what, 2 years into this version and it's been like this again for nearly a year
calling it right now4 overtimes
>>2006431I wouldn't mindexcept I've got to take a piss and really don't want to miss anything
>>20064313 actually
broky's sense for ropz's lurks is ridiculous
goatky type read
bruh
RAPEX TYPE SHIT
broky is so fucking switched onit's against the best team in the world, so it's not like he's farming. But he's really feeling it
apEX rolling back the years
nice toggle 0p0x. just like back in the days with shox
>>2006440botky type clutch
that is what seperates the CHOKE igls (plural) and the GOAT igl (singular)
come on, give me 3ot
The next map is going to be a complete blowout, just watch
>>2006451twistzz
K I N OINO
3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT
FAZE KINO IS BACK
Keeno
lmao wtff0ze magic is real
holy moley
PULSE CHECKhow's yours doing, anons?
Mirage in OT is so fucking peak, remind me of austin major opening map.
>>2006465wall
>>2006465shaved 3 or 4 years off my lifespan already and the first map isn't even over
>>2006465you forgot to link https://onlineheartrate.com/65 but that's high for me
what a game goddamn
that anon said FOUR ot's. i'm lookin for SIX
its ok next tourney they gonna have jcob back and lose everything
Zywoo entrying with awp in 5 man execute
ayo tw0stzz?
>>2006469live fast or die fasttraffic's horrible
nice game from everyone
>>2006478
BOYS JUST KILL THAT FAT FUCK, IT'S NOT HARD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>>2006472nah I'm feeling a closeout here
niggas unironically celebrating mid v mid
>>2006480truly isI fucking love thisfinal is 100% not gonna live up to this no matter who wins
>pulling out nades in 1v1LMAO
That's my Canadian
MY VEGAN GOAT
MEZII GOATED BUT TWISTZZ GOATED N SCROTED
BASED clutch
twisted
twistzz
twistzz mog showcase (PART 1/2)they gonna win this map and the next
I LOVE BELIEVING I DON'T WANT TO STOP BELIEVING
i love this gay nigga like you wouldn't believe
Why ropz ghostin hmmmmm?
KINO HOLY SHIT
LET'S FUCKING GO LET'S FUCKING GO LET'S FUCKING GO LET'S FUCKING GO LET'S FUCKING GO LET'S FUCKING GO LET'S FUCKING GO LET'S FUCKING GO LET'S FUCKING GO LET'S FUCKING GO LET'S FUCKING GO LET'S FUCKING GO LET'S FUCKING GO
I don't like this.
HOLY BASED
holy kino
I NEVER STOPPED WATCHING EVEN AT 3-11 LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
faze up
fuck you ropzghost of estonia
i think veganism is the way to go
I don't even have words.... just orgasms
Valve should award Faze 500k per tourney for being the only fucking team that delivers content in this dog ass game.
>>2006487
Twistzz life game, VItality in 3
These are the finals/
>>2006513I didTuned in again right before the 12-12
>>2006489this game clears Falcons entire existence in CS2
>>2006511Absolute carried bot btw
>>2006423f0zeniggas will say shit like this ignoring the 9/10 times they get raped with single digit round wins.
Considering the last maps TL had against Vitality where Twistzz was hard carrying but the team could never close, that must have felt good
>>2006520every good game is a lifegame to you sorry fucksjust enjoy the kino anon
>>2006518holy glaze, they haven't had a game like this in ages
Faze up
botz faze agent
>>2006524No because his calls give Twistzz the confidence to frag out like maniac. It's the perfect system.
Fazing rn..
it's so fucking funny that the first faze comms are 17-18 after vitality ones at 3-10, because they were anticipating having to paint a narrative of a vitality win, so they didn't prep any from the comeback as it happened
>>2006529let him be happywe got old school faze back :)
>>2006526Ropz knows hes gonna get banned for matchfixing if he does it again right?
>>2006526>102.9 adr>in a 42 round game
>>2006535a bit schizo, but you do make senseI don't mind it. I love my underdogs
>>2006526>>2006531I told you ropz is still a FaZe player.
>>2006526these stats have no fucking implication of how important rain was for getting the economy difference in place for the ct comeback
>>2006528Honestly, I was just shitposting. I just love the term "lifegame". Its so smug and condescending, also non-sensical because you shouldn't have multiple lifegames but people spam that word all the time on hltv.You're 100% right, this game is kino and I'm rooting for my fellow Canadian.
i still believe in the Woo
>>2006544>hltvthere's your problem
>11-7twistzz humbled this fake goat
>>2006540it's not schizo at all, production has to edit the little snippets as they happen to cut out dead air, they primarily show comms from the winning team if both are in english, and they didn't think faze was making like a 3-11 comeback
I think we can all agree with one thing: Never put an US player in FaZe ever again.
>>2006546>i still believe in the Woohard not tohe's so fucking goat'ed it's ridiculous. ropz as wellI still have hope for faze magic tho
>>2006532He didn’t call anything at all
>>2006544>>2006552>my fellow Canadianthere's your problem
He hungers.
>>2006548Its fun reading the shitslinging there from time to time.
Sorry to say but faze aren't winning this. But at least we get to see all 3 maps.
>karrigan declined to do a inferno strats bitwhat does he have planned?
>>2006555We literally got a cam shot of him looking to his left and saying "holy shit nice fucking call". Shut the fuck up.
>>2006561Nah, he didnt call anything and got carried
>>2006561>engaging with rage farmersyou're worse than he isbe better
>>2006564factually incorrectno esports twink could carry karrigan, he's too fucking fat
MY FUCKING GODshe looks so fucking hot in that outfit
>>2006566I apologize for my mistake. After watching that whole match I got too dizzy and didn't notice it, only now.
KEK THIS SKIT
IM GUNNA SAY IT
KINO????
WTF LMAO
>>2006573nooooshut it down!
Ahahah actually willing to confront the NHH
>>2006573lolyou actually got it rightdidn't think they'd go there
Is this about NHH?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
holy fucking kino i can't believe they did that
NIGGA HEIL HITLER
Anyone's got the clips they were referencing?
ESL guy if you're reading thisyou're allowed to milk Chernobyl multiple timesnot just once
>>2006531>>2006541>>2006538>>2006539
lmao
HOLY SHIT THEY'RE RETARDED
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT HOLD?
My retards...
>guys, first round was to easy>turn your brains off for round 2what the actual fuck
Two guys looking in the same place looking at the same place is some insane silver level shit
Just like my 5 stack :)
>>2006091But hey are from Spain
man just buy tec9s it's fucking inferno
>>2006594That really felt like a "I played with him so much I KNOW he's going to come banana" moment.
welcome to Faze
how many force buys has faze won so far, like 6?
Forcebuy wars again
>>2006603motherfuckers
Liquid Palmares in the last years>transformed cadian from top3 IGL to retired analyst>made nertz go from top14 player to washed bum>made siuhy irrelevant after Mouz became top5 team with him>Kept Naf 3 years too long despite this sloth not giving a shit >Allowed twistzz to igl>Allowed twistzz to pickup ultimate from tier4 polish scene>Somehow made twistzz look like an average playerYou have brain damage if you think Liquid are the good guys.
>>2006598dont doubt twistzz (feat. karrigan) calls
>>2006605not enoughFORCE FORCE FORCE
come on where are you standing mezii
>>2006609did deagles do anything though? they just lost duels, the ak's did everything.
>>2006614are you done doubting?
>>2006611oh great now we have a resident satania poster as wellfuck off
>>2006608>Allowed twistzz to pickup ultimate from tier4 polish sceneonly point where I can't really blame themall other points are pure incompetence
>>2006608The OG Falcons curse...
>>2006616posted her because of the gunI know I'm not on /g anon
BUILDING UP BANK
be mindful of the jew
faze gonna lose like 8 in a row then make a comeback and itll be a sweep
why even try to challenge a deagle when youve won the round? he isn't gonna use that next round.now you lost $8k good job
>>2006585https://x.com/BrianCS_/status/1951345299940589756
Karrigan mogs Apex
reminder if Faze win here it will only lead to future disaster. rain should intentionally lose now since jcobb is the new 5th member. he shouldn’t cause issues for the org by forcing them to pick between him and jcobb. it’s also for the fans because if rain stays they’ll think he’s a better vibe but the next major will just be a disaster since his whole EPL run was a fluke and he’s been lifegaming every match
>>2006631sybau polish nigga
>>2006630apEX mogged karrigan on Mirage, now it's time for karrigan to mog.
>>2006627kek
>>2006631don't care; didn't readvodkanigger
okay this is ggnow vitality got bank rest of the ct side
>>2006616>oh great now we have a resident satania poster as wellbasediToddlers already shaking
>>2006631https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyDyOweu-PA
>>2006616Should I reveal my identity as well?
it's over for f0ze, Vitality takes this 13-4 ez
>topfragging>no knifereported
Karrigan made a play wow very rare
v0t0l0t0 sisters??
it's been like a year since I last watched a match this excitingI'm so fucking happy the vegan is back
damn theyre doing it
>>2006631vodka vodka dirty toilet, go see quick
>>2006652All 2 FaZe vs Vitality matches this year were good. Last one with a stinky 3rd map but the first 2 were great.
>>2006653Is it a CT sided map? I usually don't play or watch Inferno
>>2006656they're always goodbut this time it actually seems like they have chance
>buy rifles>lose>buy pistols>winuhhhhhhhhhhhh 2tards?
Wouldn't be a FaZe game without a few dumb lost rounds
ARMORLESS PISTOLS ARMORLESS PISTOLS ARMORLESS PISTOLS ARMORLESS PISTOLS ARMORLESS PISTOLS ARMORLESS PISTOLS
just picked the longest nose hair ever out of my schnozwished for a faze win and blew it away
.........
holy fucking shitstop turning your backs to jews ffs
>>2006652why's the picture of vitality when they killed the scene for most of that time
wtf was that
awpex
>>2006669>killed the scenewhat?
>>2006670AWPEX
should've been 8-4
and this is twistzz playing in 16:9imagine when he switch back to 4:3
>>2006675it's a faze game bro
isn't ropz the 2nd awper on Vitalityi only ever see apEX with a scout on force rounds
>>2006675They lost the follow up as well.
>>2006631It's similar to when G2 won Dallas 2024 with Stewie instead of Hooxi out of nowhere.If Faze wins, they bring jcobb back for chengdu and if he sucks dick and they bomb, bring back rain to the roster instead of him.
>>2006673there was like 1 good vitality final before the playerbreak and I skipped it because most of them had been boring as sin
>>2006685being a great team isn't "killing the scene"it's elevating itastralis didn't kill the scene, they made it better
ROBBED
>>2006688based knowerscene at the end of 2019 was peak, but then covid killed everything
>>2006688and you actually believe that shit too
O CANADA
MY FUCKING VEGAN
TODAY IM VEGAN
twistzz IS SO FUCKING GOOD
BASED
astralis cheated (they literally cheated)vitality cheated (stake bought their season)
why mezii
VAN DULKEN
>>20066902019 wasn't peak astralis, it was the beginning of the end for them
Please fucking let Rain win this, its all I want
twistzz is still vegan? respect
Elige WAS the problem, huh?
Honeymoon period. Twistzz will go back to normal come major. Faze is a boomer dying team.
>>2006691yes
>>2006702can you read?
>>2006703To have that you need to be mindful of the burden of the potential of giving Falcons (kyousuke ver.) their first trophy.
>>2006707he has the old man karrigan buff now
>>2006707twistzz is 1.16 vs top 20 this yearhe was great in liquid too
GRANDPA APEX TIME TO RETIRE
Is this Twistzz first tournament back with Faze?
>>2006718Yea.
For maximum comedy I want to see FaZe's management run back to rain and ask him to join permanently after seeing this run
>>2006708you enjoying watching cs more now than in march?
>>2006702retardI know there's an exciting game going on, but don't reply if you can't comprehend
>>20067151.16 != dropping 45 against vitality on mirage. If he had 35 they wouldn't have won that map.
man dogzen dogshit
my filipinO KING
>>2006730
>>2006724I enjoy good gamesas to whether 3-5 top teams can take out the no.1 team just makes it more exciting. There's a reason stories have an antagonist
Jesus CHRIST TWISTZZ WHY DID YOU FUCKING LEAVE MAN?
>>2006730i thought Twistzz was Indonesian because he looks like that rapist from England
okay kinda over nowfaze has 30% ct winrate on inferno
>>2006737He's like a quarter Indo
>>2006711>>2006725there's no correlation. what incredible era did 2022 faze usher in? you don't get credit for what happened after you fell off, just becauseespecially given most of the 2019 teams were national fun memes, not superteams built to beat astralis
>>2006739>checking stats for a faze gameyou're doing it wrong
>>2006742Look man I fucking love FaZe 2022 but they did not have the same impact as Astralis, c'mon now.
>>2006742>backpedaling while moving his own goal postimpressive
>>2006734LMAO I have this image on my steam profile where I larp I'm Filipino to trigger people on CS2
>>2006739so? this is clearly a revitalized faze, not the old shitty one with elige games still in the tank
>>2006746why would people even care?
>>2006736because the team wasn't working, retard-kun. This is just the honeymoon period. They'll bottom out come major time.
>>2006750filipinos are controversial cus they troll like crazy
>>2006750They don't usually its just me and my friend amuse ourselves, they mostly get triggered by our spamming. We will often pretend to be Indian too
not another overtime...
f0ze sisters, i don't feel so good...
>>2006736>>2006751because faze management is horrible and didn't contact him for a contract extension until liquid swooped in and promised him endless riches
>>2006751lol this was their 4 last tournaments before he left faze
>>2006754incredible insight from magog lol >>2006755
the dangerous part of technical pauses is karrigan and neo calls
frozen is selling so hard
>>2006763>neo>calls
Their B defense is so ass. Not even Twistzz can save this shit.
>>2006761he's either retarded or baitingthinking faze wasn't top1-3 before twistzz left is just delusional
>>2006585>>2006580It happened at least 3 times that day, all in the spawn of 3 hours, first someone screamed nigger in a mic within the vip zone when the teams were walking on stage so they muted the vip area mics, then guys with speakers were blasting NHH in the upper levels so they muted all crowd mics, then the last one I remember was this kraut >>2006627 singing NHH into a production mic
>>2006745I didn't get what you were implying, because it was retarded, I'm not backpedaling from shitwhich 2019 kino teams did astralis cause to emerge? not the na ones, not zywoo appearing out of nowhere, not jks and the australians, not karrigan putting mouz together, not the swedes coming off c9's bench to fnatic, maybe the finns?
3 b maybe. thoughts, karrigan?
>lets give the retard all the utility for the retake
magic ran outzywoo will rape f0ze on dust. broky can't compete on an awp map. sad but true.
>>2006777dudetake the L and stfuwe were talking about single teams being better than everyone else, changing the scene, and you started talking about astralis not being peak in 2019. As if that had anything to do with the argument
>when the match aint hype the posters are getting peprsonal on an anonymous image board
have we all come back down to earth now, fellas? Are we ready to admit it was just the honeymood week - can't even call it a period honestly.
vitality has full buy money rest of the rounds btw
>dodge Broky's site>win
>when the match aint hype the posters lose the ability to spell checkbut yes. We all know where this is going so it's not as exciting
nice composure from Vitality to come back, they were in a fucked situation desu
post the stats someone
ZyGod decided ENOUGH is ENOUGHAs per usual with good series, 3rd one will be a poop, sorry mates
faze even got 2 pistolsit's soooooooooooooo over
13-3 for Viality on d2
>>2006796yeah, all that experience really shines through in situations like this
>>2006796Brother it's 2025 FaZe on Inferno...
vegans...
ZywOo talks so much in these comms, always, a lot more than stars of other teamsIs he getting groomed by apEX and Kingpin into becoming an IGL in the future?
f0ze aint bad on d2 though. v0t0l0ty farmed d2 stats against shit teams. this could be a close map again
>>2006805ntathey were 1 map behind. Even if you're playing fucking 3dmax it's still gonna hurt your mental in a situation like that
>>2006805yeah i don't think anyone who knows the game expected faze to win that map
>>2006807na chad carrying eu bots
zywo is lifegaming today just to disappear during the final
>>2006812about time you lazy fucks started paying back
Delete Inferno NOW. Retarded map for psychotic perverted white freaks
>>2006786wtf are you talking about"we" were talking about the viewing experience specifically during the first 6 months of the year while vitality was good, and someone responded to that post saying astralis made the scene better, no 2019 qualifier. "you" changed the subject and framing and then acted like I'm insane for not reading your mindalso even if I accept all that framing, astralis had approximately nothing to do with the formation of the teams that made 2019 good
>>2006808people in interviews don't call him a perfect teammate for nothing
am I scared for faze? yesbut no matter what this match is kino on all cylinders. Totally worth kicking the whiny faggot and getting the vegan faggot back
>>2006820its just fucked up how polarized faze's performances are
>>2006808I doubt he's tracking for IGL, but he's a very good team player with a sixth sense who knows good comms are critical to winning
>>2006817you're retardedbye
>>2006816I'm latino and I think it's okay to be white
>>2006825brainless spineless faggot
>>2006827not gonna read your diary when you can't even comprehend short posts on 4chan bro
extremely entertaining game i just hope Faze didn't run out of gas now
>>2006826Very surprising, mr Aryan1488
that's gg
nice cross smoke just like in my pugs
These ESL skits are absolutely kino
force clan
i think apEX would have exploded in rage if they lost another force
>>2006838holy fucking shit nvm
>>2006829I understand your posts, they're incoherent and you're attacking me because you won't stand behind themyou believe that 3 years into the astralis era, they'd acted like a forest fire leaving fertile ground behind for the scene to flourish, even though their lessons had already been incorporated by other teams before then, none of the good teams that year were built to beat astralis the way e.g. danetality was built to beat navi, and it just happened to intersect with blastralis taking a bunch of tournaments offthis is indistinguishable from the scene just being good once astralis fell off or disappeared the same way vitality has, nothing about it needed them to be that good for that long resulting in a ton of boring predetermined finals
>>2006843yutaka tumachi
>>2006843again, put your diary awayall I said was that astralis made the scene better. Whatever schizo shit you're going through right now is your problem
zywoo twistzz ropz donk almost happened
>>2006844kek
im ngl guys i'm fuckin hopeless for faze this third map
HOLD ON
>>2006846>all I said was that astralis made the scene betterbutting into a conversation about the viewing experience during a superteam's peaki.e. the exact same thing you freaked out at me for
>>2006850I assumed it was over when it was 9-7 on inferno and they force bought
>>2006850being delusional is the main requirement for being a faze fanfaze are gonna take this
Faze finna gonna get GAPED
faze are so fucking bad bro
broky
utility usage is so goatedvita won that round PURELY because of nades (and broky missing but it wasn't relevant in a 5v3)fuck astralis were so good, nothing can ever dethrone them from the GOAT lineup
Broky missing easy shots again, he needs a new mouse
d2 is t side. im not worried
if nip is the 60's celticsthen astralis is the 90s bullsand vitality is the 10s warriors
>>2006864>but it wasn't relevant in a 5v3It would be a 5v1 against ropz if Bricky didn't shit the bed
>>2006869I have no idea what any of that means
>>2006868neo put the phone down, it ain't, only inferno is t-sided
WOOP WOOPyou feel it?
we're so fucking magicmaxxing if this half go 6-6
Vitality's money is busted despite a 5-2 lead while FaZe have a bank built up
>>2006877I'll be fine with 5-7they really have to fuck up for me not to believe at all
>>2006872nip fans broke into xizt's house and shit in his beddev1ce went on a 72 hour bender and magisk had to fly out to sweden to get him back, no one appreciates how good most of the players were individually, a bunch of nasty financial shit facilitated it behind the scenesapex punched spinx in the face, ropz made them a superteam off a free transfer but is going to leave soon to get more respect, and zywoo is publically getting cucked by his gf
>>2006881thanks for this
he's so fucking back
>>2006881>zywoo is publically getting cucked by his gfproof?
twistzz is fucking insane, what the fuck went wrong with Liquid???
not like dis
zywoo ragetoggle
Zywoo checks goose
>>2006886no karrigan
>>2006886Twistzz realized he's better as a lieutenant than a leader
>>2006886this >>2006893 + he had to play under poohy
>>2006893players with gamesense + aim combo like twistzz just get annoyed by teammates low iqs into igling. it's putting on too many hats.
fucking zywoo man...
zyGOD
fucking Zywoo
Herculeswoo doubters? wh0nk loses those!
herculeswoo... goatwoo... GODwoo
>>2006903go back
magicmaxxers...
>>2006903stay
yeah that's gg dust2 is ct favored now
it's all a fucking illusion bros
>>2006906stop telling niggers to staymagog keeps getting worse
Why are there no black players in tier 1?
whats this song its a banger
>>2006885zywoo must be curry in this metaphor, so his jewgf is ayesha
>>2006911scroll up
>>2006911team spirit, virtus pro>>2006912https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO6o3bbZECg
>>2006911they play fighting games and do crime
>>2006911economic oppresion, black people can't afford a PC to play CSinstead they steal PS5 from a store and play madden or whatever and fighting games
>>2006916bless up dito
>>2006910as if i'd go just because you said so lmao
>>2006911blacks cant have autism
>>2006879told ya boysit's magic time
>>2006911too much estrogen
>>2006911we got plenty of Polish players (honorary blacks, they've got n-pass and everything)
>>2006925why are there no black valorant players then?
it's over fazebros...
it's so fucking unfair, zywoo is just indisputably the best of all time
>>2006911Valve said no
>>2006911There was SpawN and his brother in 1.6. But black people tend to prefer console games so you're not going to get many CS pros.
yesterday I masturbated with joytoday, I'll masturbate in sadness
>>2006929*worse than twistzz
>>2006911its hard to steal PC parts and you still have to build it after that compared to PS5
>REMEMBER BOYS, TO MAKE A COMEBACK, WE NEED TO BE LOSING IN THE FIRST PLACE
>>2006929>gorer of gamerlegion>massacrer of mongolz>retirement-gifter of rainhe's not even the best of this time
>>2006938well, you're not wrong
tomorrow rain gets to lose vs mouz too
>>2006927not enough estrogen
>>2006940donk was raped by rains0mple was raped by partizan
>>2006937skill issueeufags just don't have that hustle n grustle in em
13-9
here we fucking go again
holy bot spray from zywoowas that 20 bullets without getting the kill?
NEVER DOUBT
FaZe 13-11
>>2006946s1mple was playing on airplane wifi as he flew to wuhan to play siniakova-hunter tomorrow
pinoy capitalist mogging sissy estonian communist
JUST PUMP THIS SHIT STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS
Of all these forcebuys to fumble against
apex is the best player on vitality dude
choke clan
VITALITY MAGIC
>>2006963you were saying?
GODZ
>>2006972force clan inbound
wow the goat igl missed a free kill on someone who was looking somewhere else but him.fucking overrated fat danedog
f0ze clown
dude WHAT KIND OF MONKEYS PAW SHIT IS FAZE ON? HONESTLY
>backs against the wall>7-12I believe
>vitality falcons finalthank god my sunday cleared up, maybe I'll hit some friends up and go for a hike
magicmaxxers.......
>>2006982not over yet faze bro
it's over...
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO fuck faze, fucking faggots
>>2006984when you know you knowkarrigan and brokeboy too heavy to carry
Doubters?
It was a good run. Better than Fissure as a send off to rain that's for sure.
GOOOOOOOOOO HOME FAZEBYE RAIN
>>2006988this, but vitality and their men-kissing
>>2006990*kneels*
overrated trashKWAB!
ggvitality was the better teamstill a good run all things considered, and some extremely entertaining matches
>>2006990that's not what zywoo looks like
nt from Faze, it was entertaining good luck to rain in the future
>>2006996karrigan did nothing
Will buying a few miami darryls be a good long term investment?
>>2007001go count your statistics
>>2006991except he has to play the humiliation ritual game against mouz tomorrow (faze will lose)
what is it about zywoo that makes him unlikable or uninteresting to the average fan?
faze should've won inferno, it was theirs for the taking
imagine if karrigan didnt push the mid doors smoke
>>2007006twistzz was obviously the best player
>>2007005>faze will loseprobablykarrigan's already said 3rd place deciders are shit because you're already the loser no matter what
>>2007006twistzz deserves that potm award lol, he solo bolo carried faze for all 3 maps, esp. mirage>t. zygod fan since jw cried about him
>>2007011and it was all just for nothingkek
>>2007011usually it's biased by the last map, where zywoo went nuclear and twistzz didn't
>>2007015zoomer brain
>>2007017coping f0zekek
>>2007020>copingof coursenow go watch tiktok
>'ate vitality>'ate failclownsshant be watching the final, simple as
>>2007008imagine if karrigan hit dm for an hour a day so he didn't go 37-65 and make it impossible for his team to win without insane popoffs
>>2007024I wish Gabe went to your house and forced you to watch it
falcons wins it
monesy will HUMBLE zypoo
>>2007024I like vitality as the "antagonist", but against falcons they're definitely the protagonistI'll be watching to see falcons lose
honestly do you guys think karrigan is really raising the ceiling at this point cus his floor is so fucking low dude. he got outclassed by apex on every single thing
>>2007030it's an epl, I'm ok with falcons winning to keep vitality's mitts off any trophies
>>2007029lol a Falcons fans trying to banter back with this screencap is hilarious by itself
What would've happened if Twistzz joined Vitality instead of Liquid after leaving Faze?
>>2007032disagreelet them get all the trophies. It'll be much more sweet when someone knocks them off the thronealso, absolutely no trophies for falcons
>>2007036they've already been knocked offthey lost 4 tournaments already
>>2007035one less jew in top10
>>2007036>when someone knocks them off the throne>whenthey've already been knocked off
>>2007040>>2007038>they've already been knocked offwho took the throne then?nobody did. Vitality is still "the team to beat"doesn't matter that they're not having a perfect faggy era. get your heads out of your asses
>>2007046failcons won't claim the "throne" in case of a win thoughspirit are sharting yet they're the 2nd "team to beat" regardless
>>2007046who succeeded the romans after the fall of the roman empirevitality hasn't been "the team to beat" since mouz did
You think Mongolz did poorly because management is trying to get nocries to replace someone? He's like the only other Mongolian talent that might upgrade the team, I can see it happening, and I can also see it ruining morale. But also, I don't know who he can replace.
already crying like a vegan bitch. they're gonna be shit for the rest of the year. honeymoon is over.
>>2007047>failcons won't claim the "throne" in case of a win thoughI didn't say they would. Vitality sits on the throne because everyone knows they're the best current team. You'd need to win consistently to knock them off>>2007049retarded, sleepy or drunk?
>>2007057>already cryingwhereyou're crying more than him, and your team won
>>2007057don't see how that's crying but alright. He's a veggiefag so I guess he's fair game for vitriolic shit posts
>>2007057now he will force everyone to eat vegan on the bootcamps again
>>2007058>everyone knows they're the best current teamthey're the best team at this tournament, they've clearly not been the best team for the past 3 months>retarded, sleepy or drunk?I love multiple choice, I'm gonna guess you're retarded
>>2007056no one is interested in him except maybe wildcard after chatgpt told them he's the next donk, he doesn't speak mongolian by the way
>>2007056beyond delusional and it's unclear if he even speaks mongolian
>>2007068>Buryat or Buriat,[1][2][note 1] known in foreign sources as the Bargu-Buryat dialect of Mongolian, and in pre-1956 Soviet sources as Buryat-Mongolian,[note 2][4] is a variety of the Mongolic languages spoken by the Buryats and Bargas that is classified either as a language or major dialect group of Mongolian.it's not close enough, like the balkan languages?
>>2007067>they're the best team at this tournamentso which is the overall best team rn?
>>2007056nocries fell off without cheats
i want to say that falcons will be the next team to claim the throne but im afraid that zonic and the meme psychologist will fuck everything up before budapest and during budapest
>>2007074>im afraid that zonic and the meme psychologist will fuck everything upwe can only hope
>>2007072I don't think there is a clear #1 the way there was earlier this year. hltv has mongolz #1, valve has falcons, and I'm hesitant to overreact to one tournament and say faze with rain are the #3-4 teamvitality are in the best current form, but that doesn't make them "the team to beat." it's just not a thing teams mentally worry about right now
>>2007079>hltv>valvedon't care>vitality are in the best current form, but that doesn't make them "the team to beat."disagree>it's just not a thing teams mentally worry about right nowtop10 definitely does
>>2007071nta but buryat and mongolian are more like dutch and german than the balkan languages
>>2007085was mongolz the team to beat after ewc when they knocked vitality out of back to back tournaments, after vitality lost a third to their pigeon in mouz?>top10 definitely doesyou have direct connections to top teams? can you get heavygod to sign my profile?
>>2007074falcons still miss basic smokes, the only thing zonic does is stealing paychecks
is f0ze the favorites for CAC now?
>>2007106>elige liquid vs twistzz fazekino inc
>>2007106no, liquid with s1mple and elige are
>>2006833I wouldn't pose like that, I would go with WhiteRaceSavior since it doesn't imply I'm white, someone has to fight back against the gay commie agenda
>>2007111wait is that what the schizo leaks about him playing for a team in china meantthat would be sick
>>2007111would be kinobut is there anything to the s0mple standin rumor or just made up?
is it time to admit +broky was fool's gold?
we all know faze wasn't going to win
>>2007106they'll get eliminated by pain
>>2007093>can you get heavygod to sign my profile?he hasn't answered my calls since I introduced him to /fph/>was mongolz the team to beat after ewcwtf are you talking about? nobody thought mongolz was better than vitality at that point
>>2007116based wetbacks?
>>2007124frozen and twistzz were insane all tournament, they could've won if broky didn't fuck up back maps
>>2007131insane how good twistzz wasnow he will get another evp after spending two years in liquid and only getting one in his last tournamenthonestly really cool that he's still good after wasting 2 years of his prime
>>2007127>nobody thought mongolz was better than vitality at that pointbut they were in better form and had better recent results, including back to back comfortable btfoings. better scalps than vitality's taken this tournament evenvitality aren't "the team to beat" just because they're in form again at one tournament. it's just a power vacuum like after vp won rio
>>2007056>You think Mongolz did poorly because management is trying to get nocries to replace someone?lol are you people mentalthis better be bait
i think liquid should give rez a sniff>better entry than nertz>has had a really good year (unlike nertz)>has 8 years of tier 1 experience (unlike nertz)>performs equally on t and ct side (unlike nertz)thoughts?also, -ultimate +hallzerk
>>2007145nertz is probably going back to lurker which is what he was good at. should at least test that.ultimate needs to be replaced for sure.
-wonderful+???
>>2007147there isn't anyone (except goat)like, r0nkle sidegrade at best?
Vitality look fine despite playing a hell of a close match today, what's interesting is if they connect EPL and Chengdu (next tournament) they'll be on for another Grand Slam at Krakow (formerly known as Katowice)
I just hope FaZe doesn't get eliminated at Stage 1 in Budapest. The amount of hate jakub will get will be insane.karrigan can tank the community shitting on him, he's old, but with this kid I think it can actually destroy him.
>>2007152what exactly would be interesting about that? people were bored this entire first half of the year and don't want another repeat of it, eras are wack
>>2007145>rez ass on nip, cut, good on gamerlegion, ___ __ ______>nertz ass on liquid, ___, ____ __ ______
>>20071562 Grand Slams in a year would be cool(i know it's technically over a year because they started the first one in Cologne, but still)and now i think it's a real possibility because they seem to be regaining top form while others are kinda stagnating again or declining
>>2007146i'm not overly confident in elige's entrying abilities in the current year but i'm also biasedwanna see my nigga rez in a more prestigious team that can consistently make play-offs and he's peaking right now
grand slam is most astroturfed shitwhy should anyone care that someone wins saudi tournaments instead of other tournaments?
>>2007124yeah but to expect everyone on spirit to have an off day?crazy
>>2007162only if you're a rabid vitalityfag, and at the expense of everyone else's enjoyment, you've had enough fun for one year
>>2007157>>rez ass on nipbased retard
after tomorrow only faze out of these teams will be playing for a month almost, fucking long ass breaks in the middle of the season because of this retarded scheduling war between tos
>>2007167they're not prime Faze in entertainment but i think they have their own charm and they're a likeable team for me, definitely one of the greatest rosters ever. they've just been too good for everyone first half of the year but now that the gap has closed they provide entertainment. the gf against G2 was amazing.
>>2007140>but they were in better formbswe all know they were the dominating team, even when they got kicked out of tournaments>vitality aren't "the team to beat"you're wrong
>>2007168how do you think gamerlegion got him
>>2007145just realized I've been so preoccupied with faze that I haven't thought about the new liquidare nertz and elige gonna vibe?
>>2007176>we all know they were the dominating team, even when they got kicked out of tournamentsseek mental help
can't believe Zywho lifegame ruined rain's last tournament ;_;
hmm no ancient kind of fucks falcons
>>2007184>nuke 88%surely nothing could go wrong this time, right?
>>2007181how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
>>2007178because ash has a good eye
>>2007187that's very funny, because vitality were only hypothetically good. the question should be "how would you feel if your dominating team lost every tournament they played"
>>2007184dust and inferno are freebies it's basically a bo3 if those 2 maps are among the first 3
>>2007188and why were nip fine letting him go when they were building a new lineup from scratch
Was Cypher even playing bad? The times I watched them, he seemed to be the best player on the team when blameF wasn't doing well.
Vitality hypothetically won 7 tournaments in a row.
>>2007208astralis is the team to beat
>>2007206he was mid but jackasmo wasn't better
>>2007176>they were the dominating team, even when they got kicked out of tournaments
>>2007198because they don'tsomething they threw at the wall finally stuck. that's all that current nip is
>>2007206he was, idk if jackasmo is the solution but we'll see
>>2007222>oh no>an abstract though!>how very complicated
>>2007235nta but you're retarded bro take the L
It's fazerainover...
>>2007222>winnerswdhmbt>>2007235what's the abstract thought?teams fall off all the time, if you go from an unbroken streak and never losing to 0 trophies for months, you cease to be a dominating team in fact and public consciousness
>>2007254where does he end up?his statement about offers actually gave me some hope
>>2007259BC.Game unironically.
>>2007277rain might be the only player i've heard s1mple glazemaybe he can provide him with some much needed humilitythey also have fuck you-money so i think the rebuild rumors were probably true but have just been delayed
watchie https://youtu.be/W5L0KJBztzg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zRWLqA2L1sIs may0nesy retarded or sumn? I understand picking daddy n0k0 first but why did he pick b0t over HerculesWoo? Did he feel threatened by his awping? Or is it scripted because they're the only 2 primary awpers there?
>>2007317KWAB!
>>2007034fuck no furia won the previous tournament we can't have the bad guys winning 2 tournaments in a row
>>2007317he's friends with b1t from playing with him in navi academy
>>2007333oooo that makes more sense
https://youtu.be/5zRWLqA2L1s?si=niyTjDRyvfwvkYkr&t=426d0nk looks so kawaii in ts :3
>>2007328kek went to look at some comments just cause you linked this again and these turks are having meltdowns over their player being last picked, it would have been a better choice though to be fair
>>2007338They both look very cute
vp has to play cac with one of either electronic, fl4mus or icy, cause of the same rule abut needing a 3 man core that existed when an invite was received that made faze have to bring back rain, hope it'll be electronic
>>2007378it's weird wicadia even got to be in the video
>>2007384>hope it'll be electroniclol sure
>>2007384they will probably not know and miss the tournament lol
>>2007388he's based, he'd show the nonbelievers what he is capable of when not tardwrangling icy, though even then he was only a worse fragger than kyxsan, hunter and previously blitz (before he fell off)>>2007391nah it's been pointed out a few times already, I just saw an article about it so they must know by now
>>2007403>nah it's been pointed out a few times already, I just saw an article about it so they must know by nowyeah it's true, it happened to faze, they ***HAVE*** to knowi just hope they it's not icy. he has been so disappointing.
skines status?
>>2007445Why the fuck is fucking Acid Fade 3 dollars. There's LITERALLY over a million of them. I just want a nice looking yellow scout you fucking chinese faggots, or whoever is doing this shit
>>2007187but i didn't have breakfast this morning
>>2007378>>2007386already had 2 awpers so no woxicalready had a bunch of star riflers so no xtaressince it's all star lobby no majeronly remaining choice from aurora was jottaa
>>2007445I got scammed for $1200. In the process of hunting that nigga down.
>>2007317dumb newfag
>>2007472nah doubt they cared about rolesthey probably wanted xantares but he didn't want to partake for some reason so they took another turk to make turks happy
>>2007386>>2007472it was gonna be xantares but he turned it down then wicadia replaced him
>>2007478s1mpler times
>>2007445i finally bought a knife and im close to getting all the skins i want (not expensive, like 250-300 dollars inventory with the knife)then i can check out and play deathmatch in peace forever
>>2007481remember when they took another selfie after the war started and some ukrainian journalist freaked the fuck out about it online and wanted him skinned aliveI feel like you don't hear about stuff like that and picrel anymore, wonder if they calmed down or if I just don't hear about it in english
>>2007498why did hooxi say this?
>>2007498hooxin my shit rn
>>2007506march 2023
>>2007522someone should message him "refinery status?"
https://xcancel.com/nocriesof/status/1977197815253418391NOCRIES UPDATE. SCAMMER ALERT. HE DOES NOT HAVE AN OF
>>2007526are you retarded
>>2007538no
>>2007526wow are anyone really retarded enough to believe this? it's clearly fake and was made up by the same crazy "journalist" that tried to make scandals out of b1t and monesy being friends and s1mple making a really normal speech about wanting peace, I'm pretty sure 99.99% of people realized the second they looked at it cause why would hooxi use telegram, demand a measly $500 or type like that
Broksta
JiTu is Z and that's a FACT! Khokhols big MAD!
>>2007706don't you feel stupid looking up articles from before you started watching cs? slow in so many respects
>>2007718What
I think either Vitality or Falcons will win Pro League.
>>2007782How can you be so sure?
>>2007782source??
>>2007785>>2007787Trust me bros. I'd bet everything I have on it.
>>2007403>he'd show the nonbelievers what he is capable of when not tardwrangling icyIGL in NAVI: disband after 1 seasonIGL in C9: sh1ro leaves after half a seasonIGL in VP: shitcanned and replaced by rookie IGL Midfecto after 1.5 seasonsWe know what he's capable of bro
Are you guys watching the showmatch?
>>2007867
>>2007867i already watched it on youtube
>loser matcheither faze is completely checked out and don't care about 3rd, or they come out swinging with it being rain's last match50/50
CINE-FUCKING-MATIC
>>2007878even after this run they're only 10th on vrs, they were in danger of losing out on invites not long ago they definitely care, don't think they think much about the rain sendoff since the actual intended one was at fpg2 without letting anyone even know
standing with israel on this one too
>>2007889looks like they're just trollingI don't think they care
this whole match is a humiliation ritualnobody cares about 3rd place
>THEY DUNT CAREcopehoneymoon is just over
>1 adr
ok they don't care after all, might as well watch parivision instead
Damn.
my moussies are playing :)
>>2007906they woke up a bitstill don't look like they're taking it seriously tho
man they really like rain huh
oh there's a bo5 parivision inner circle final going on
>>2007894how do we fix 3rd place deciders?we still need to know who gets the 10k
>>20079186v6 fist fight.
OH SO NOW HE'S PLAYING
looks like mouz is beating faze harder than vitality didfalcons victory is locked in
>>2007921>falcons victory is locked inAlhamdulillah!
>>2007918losers forfeit their prize money to the winners
>>2007921I don't think faze give a fuck about this as much as they did about yesterday's game. Nothing shifts on the VRS front for them either.
CAC first round is bo18 bo1's on tuesday
Vegan powers
faze already had a 3-11 comeback
of course faze loses those
Never trust frozen in a clutch
jimiGOD
okay then
Just don't play it.
ok this is the actual worst skit they've ever done, I am not watching it to find out I just know it is
>>2007939ohnepixel chat likes it
>faze lost pistolgreat, bathroom break>get back and they've forced and won somehow
Jimpphat gets revenge on the Swede for colonization
tf is rain doing? he’s not part of the team anymore stop tryharding for a 3rd place, this has no purpose for him or the team anymore even if he drops 40, he should’ve done it before jcobb replaced him
man pari is owning inner circlewouldve liked to see them at epl
>>2007960yep this is a rape, and they would be at epl if they didn't face prime b8 radars in the last match they needed to win to qualify for it earlier in the year
>>2007961actually they lost the final in the quals to TNL so the exact same team they're beating up nowi think pari is just better now, because that was soon after they went back to jame igl
there isn't running schedule right? i want to go to the gym before the finals.
>>2007962https://www.hltv.org/matches/2382015/b8-vs-parivision-esl-challenger-league-season-49-europehttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2383806/tnl-vs-parivision-esl-pro-league-season-22-europe-closed-qualifierI spoke of the first one, but yes they lost their 2nd chance at it to tnl, I don't think they were cheating though after seeing what they were capable of on lan
>>2007966i mean b8 beat legacy and g2 (but g2 was admittedly not good this tournament), they're a legit team. but i think pari has powered up and is better now.
>>2007956post full
FaZe probably has almost as many forcebuy wins as full rifle round wins
f0ze disband
bye rain
people actually caring about this 3rd place decider?
HAHAHAHAHAHAH F0ZE F0ZE F0ZE
literally why would anyone watch a 3rd place decider match
mouz when the lights are the dimmest:
>WE ACTUALLY DIDNT CARE
>>2007993they're been good when in arenas, a lot better than showmatches, the one in cluj-napoca between astralis and faze was the best match of that tournament
stroke for mommy Freya
Cluj was the only tournament with a memorable 3rd place match.>>2007998Mommies are supposed to be thicc, not anorexic. Consult picrel.
>>2008010faze magic is winning 28-24 first map then losing the following two versus cadian
This has to be Falcon’s moment. Kyousuke, Niko, and Monesy mog vitality rn
Mezii speaks English really well. Wow.
>>2008014They'll choke. Just look at this nuke. Not much has changed.
rooting for the lesser of the 2 evils todayit's obvious which is which
Agreed. Go Falcons!!
Melbourne was kino. STILL the best gfs this year
>>2005798>What you see is what you get®
>>2005798well he did a lot of dmg at least
What did kyxsan mean by this?
KWAB
hoping for a complete blowout with teses being the only positive k/d player on falcons
>>2008069in your sissy dreams, moron
>>2007706>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YMjRO2IGNUQEcwf3PPTayPuoQZMT59pHAcWiYysGWnk/edit?gid=0#gid=0
>>2008070so angrywhy are thirdworlders like this?
>>2008073I'm not clicking on this virus shit is you crazy?
>>2008067what does your picrel's title imply?
LETS GO FALCONS*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*LETS GO FALCONS *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
>I am a diddy bludWhat did zywoo mean by this?
>>2008073Oh my god. Only jks' is alright.
Watch them fuck up the next one.
can't believe it but... today i'm french
today I am greektoday I am afghantoday I am romantoday I am turkish
ZywOo doesn't miss sitters unlike m0NESY
Ah yes, time to turn into wonderful-tier.
dunked on by GODwoo
That ZywOo game sense to hold T spawn from that angle in apartments is insane
>>2008100buttplug
WITH JEWS YOU WIN
with jews, you win
today i am jewish
If they'd lost that...
togglewoo
I don’t get itWhy doesn’t Kyousuke just out mechanic these botsHe should be 1 deag 1v5ing these shitters like his frag movies
>>2008123>3. Vitality picked InfernoFuck off.
Faze could've won yesterday when they were 9-5. I forgot how they lost the 15th round though but it was something retarded.
>>2008123you're just as retarded as failcl0wns management
>>2008130>>2008142but he's rightaccording to all the glazers he should already be 25-0
>>2008144Smartest cucktality fan LoL
>alreafy feel sleepyfuck it, nappy time
>>2008142you're so stupid it hurts
FALCON JOCKEY
midnesy kek
Hits that but doesn't hit straight shots. Fuck this guy.
nt
At least he didn't miss that but there's still plenty of time to choke.
>>2008173and so the cope begins!
Watch them lose to half-buy now like faze did yesterday. 3 deages 1mac some shit.
Nevermind they've the money.
yjk n0k0 called that rotation
Retarded rotation which almost fucked them over. Just keep 2 on b.
Choketality
it's literally insane how fucking bad inferno is
Here's the choke. Classic falcons. I don't fucking know why he chose to hold that angle. Coffin seemed better.
why zywoo is not carrying them
What a way to choke holy shit.
>>2008190he only shows up against tier 1 teams
Fucking bullshitWhatever, garbage map and it was cucktality’s pick
>>2008190not necessary
>bad guys winning again
Zywoo's just balanced.
>>2008196>>2008176
>>2008201go fuck yourself in the ass, you perverted freak
post that photo of zywoo
>>2008202>[HOMOSEXUAL FANTASY], you perverted freak
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2386826/faze-vs-fut-cs-asia-championships-2025we will be there
beginning to think karma is a meme, these unbelievably cocky and obnoxious vitalityfags always has things go their way, guess we're getting a repeat of the 1st half of the year, well I say we but I shan't be watching if it ends up happening
whoever had the idea to change niko for kyousuke to hold banana is a fucking retard.
>>2008204>>2006997already posted itt
>>2008207hopefully apex finally ODs from adderall and dies before Budapest
>>2008204
which fragging igl falcons need?
>>2008202where'd you get pervert from? loli never you'd you before
>>2008213karrigan
>>2008199>tranimenig supports falcoonsjust another on a long list of reasons to hate failcl0wns
>>2008213
i love this chernobyl skit
>Richard Lewis has the clip!This is the part that always kills me
>>2008219this and also -midnesy +alistair
KEK MENTIONED
R O P ZOPZ
free for Vitality
ropzicle
>>2008231
>>2008235goat
>>2008224why would aliGOD join that shithole?
>>2008235That's a lot of likes back then!
Frogs fucked that up
>>2008246herculeswoo is humble and merciful
lost my rent and credit card payment betting
i dont know how long it will take for niko to switch back to 400dpi. at some point he must realize that his aim looks terrible with that shit dpi
KWABESY
>>2008253Why bother with anything but 800?
FLAWLESS NIKO CALL RIGHT THERE
rawpz
its just bad map design and bullshit ganging up that lets vita kill kyousuke when they cheese him with a 2v1pussies
Do you guys think japanese players say the callout popdog as poppu doggu
>20082662/10, work on your bait
>>2008267yes i do think that
Unlike most Jews, flameZ doesn't fear trains
never doubted godwoo there
Yep, you just can't go again the GOAT
>>2008272He's not afraid of infernos either.
>>2008272wrong, he just wants to get away from them as soon as possible
They need to win train because they're most likely losing dust2.
>>2008259he used 400dpi his whole life but because he saw some meme on tiktok or whatever platform now he plays on 1600dpi and because of that his aim looks shaky also he has to switch from wrist movement to arm movements when in desktop and ingame because of the shit 1600dpieven m0nesy switched back to 400dpi but this balkanoid is still stubborn
It's joever.
GRIM MENTIONED
Falcons era 1 day
failclown sisters????
Falcons are on the train to Vitalityschwitz
what dis nigga writing?
Shouldn't have kicked Magisk. Falcons went from close 3-2 finals against Vitality to this because they believed in the raw firepower meme.
>>2008286/magog/ reference? looks like one of ours is one the scene
>>2008290"very disappointing showing from kyxsan. impossible to win under these conditions. must bring this up with management, scouting begins monday."
>>2008295>What's b1t's transfer fee? Let's make NiKo IGL.
comeback starts now
>>2008290unc is for sure just drawing cats or somethingnigga is NOT taking notes
>>2008296that would go crazy tho
>>2008301JUST 1 MORE SUPERSTAR MY NIGGAS
>>2008296If that was to happen I think kiosk would get benched.
>>2008303BAHAHAHAHAi forgot about this faggot
hoping, praying that they finally (unjustly) kick teses after this so i can cheer for him
FAT FUCK ZONIC: hmmm I wonder how much Zywoo's buyout is or maybe we should get donk first idk teehee
kyousuke 6-15
hvh
I can't believe zywoo's gonna get another mvp for getting carried by mezii in groups and flamez in the final
#FlyingHigh af rn
NOT SO FAST KWABTALITY
>>2008322you gotta hook me up it's dry as fuck here
>the next donk
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
bOTESY three the comeback
>>2008322>>2008324LMAOOOO
Chokecons
it's over
>>2008324https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLfJkezrzgw
nocries will actually meet the hype unlike kyosucky
Dead Scene Thanks to Vitality™!
>>2008337lmao no fucking wayhe played all 22?
>>2008337kwaboat
yanko on the gear?
>>2008344No, he's just Serbian
>>2008344BOYS
>Nikothe rifle GOAT>MonesyBaby GOAT, small slump of form, highest AWP skill peak>KyousukeMechanics GOAT, 99 firepower
>>2008327he's a momentum babbycan't handle adversity
>>2008348
>>2008342im sure that twink is nervous to play his first final against botality. he plays much better than whatever shit he is doing rn
holy fuck flamez is such a sperg lmao
congrats vitality, on ruining the scene with your superteam>b-but falcons and spiritwho has the highest salaries, the most top players, and the most destructive scummy methods of acquiring them? slipping into other teams' best players dms and convincing them to dip without their org getting a piece of the buyout money to rebuild with is a million times worse than dumping trucks of cash at their feet to help them get back on them, enjoy your era with continuously dwindling viewership until it's below 6 digits for playoffs. I left when astralis was pulling the same shit and didn't come back for another 4 years after it ended, I have no problem doing it again, there's other things to watch and do
>>2008358holy seethe
most comprehensible vita strat
lmao Flamez GOAT analyst already
why freya such is a slut?
>kato2020finalsWas this before or after the whore incident?
>>20083370/15 in Majors0/22 in ESL Pro Leagueholy fucking kek
ALL HEIL KING MEZIIALL HEIL BRITANNIA
MEZII MEZII MEZII
>>2008370realistically it's 0/16 Majors, he failed to qualify for Rio with a top 5 team
KEK NIKO
>>2008360yes for today, tomorrow and every day after I shall be doing something else with my time, whereas you will continue to accuse others of what your team is doing themselves, the vitality fan cries out in pain as he strikes you
>>2008360>falling for bait that weak
mezii too good, dad buf
well that's a wrap
D2 as been T sided since 1.6. im not worried at all
HOLY SHIT APEX WITH THE GOD CALL LMAOOO
I hate the French so much it's unreal
Literal B tier studio Lan I don't fucking care
>cs isn't rigg-
>>2008365are you retarded
>>2008410how do some people not remember shit from 3-4 years ago, i see it even in real sports or other stuff
We are all watching ohnepixel stream, right? The only way to experience tournaments in 2025.
>>2008414We didn't fry our brains with drugs?
this is rape
>>2008416lil bro the watch party is on forsen's stream....
>guys I don't know what they're doing but they're very bad
Wrap it up. They are not even doing shit anymore .
>>2008422who is forsen? Ohne brings valuable commentary on skins and does giveaways
first time in cs history i see viewership go down the longer the series goes onnoone cares about falcons and vitality lmaoeven mouz had more viewers at their eplamazing to see saudis destroy the only esports i cared about
>kyousuke cryingfuck! death to vitality.
>>2008425Inferno was close but they choked it (as usual)
>>2008431>saudisnot just saudis, frogs too
>>2008431>T1 tournament every week>viewership goes down>(you) being surprisedAll it takes is for Valve to reintroduce drops in major and we are getting 4 million viewers. And why not? Valorant does it too
>>2008406clearly.
>>2008431At least post high res freya
>>2008437>frogs tooobsessed FREAK
the raped
what is he thinking r
at least it was a close ga-...
boring
niko is seething real bad someone finna boutta be smacked after the match
>rage rushing midHAHAHAHA GG FAILCLOWNS
-kyxsan-teses+donk+apex
>>2008443>no one gives a fuck about this boring ass match>absolutely nothing to do with one of the two teams though
>>2008431>first time in cs history i see viewership go down the longer the series goes onthat's definitely not trueespecially not for bo5 slurpers
>>2008453n0k0 would still find a way to lose
>>2006997This fat guy hasn't done shit this bo5
>>2008453>+apexstealth vitality fan trying to save own team
>nobody says a word on falcons side kek
>>2008461and yet they're still gonna rob flamez or mezii
>>2008462save his own I mean
>>2008464Mezii was absent on the first two, it's really just flamez.
>zonic camHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAwhat an absolute meme this shitty team is
for every combo play falcons has, vitality has 10
Are we witnessing a historical comeback?
Every time I see Falcons on grand finals I think "what can Teses do to make them lose this?" on every winnable round, specially against Vitality, he does his best to die as soon as possible every time his team is on a good situation
NIKO HAHAHAHAHA
>>2008479no, vitality will be ass again next tournamentand definitely no for falcons
HAHAHA CHOKO
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
I...
Robin Kool, remember the name.
total serbian humiliation on all fronts, it's truly beautiful
YNK coping out of control
>>2008490no it's not, niko can die in a ditch but I really wanted yokavik to win shanghai
NiKWAB...
n0k0, ch0k0, b0tk0
NIKOLA CHOKEVAC
>1hp guy loses to 100hp guy>OMG WHAT A CHOKERniggas here are dumb
FALKEKS
everyone knows yesterday was the real final and it was kino
>does nothing>winsWhat is this strategy called?
shit event, shit finals, shit viewing experience, shit lack of crowd, what a waste of my timeI'm going to hunt down broky with a wooden stake for ruining my life
>>2008504the Zidane of CS
why is this not in an arena? fucking lame
>>2008508Where the fuck was Kyousuke?
this is so cucked lmao
>>2008510it will be next year
Dis nikka, I kinda start to like him lol
apex should know how to flex trophies by nowat least practice that shit at home, jesus...
for those who missed ithttps://www.twitch.tv/eslcs/clip/VibrantGleamingFriesEleGiggle-nXx45wou_4uW384h
>>2008515he is soul
>>2008508if they give zywoo mvp for this I will crash a plane into villeneuve-d'ascq
mickey mouse event btwchengdu, blast and budapest are the real events
>>2008516He just did >>2008515
>>2008517LMFAO
>>2008519you wont do shit
>>2008525evacuate to tourcoing NOW for your own safety
goat rifler
>Yanko chatting with NiKo in the backgroundYou sneaky bastard!
just shave it dude jesus
ropz so cute brosbut he's gotta hit the fin
falcons won
WAT DA FAKKRIMBO OUTTABSEN DOWN27 YEAR OLD ZOOMER IN
>>2008545But zywoo got the yellow dhl mvp? Which one is more powerful?
>>2008545thank christ>>2008525you're safe lil frigga, you can rest easy
>>2008549The one flamez didn't get.
hahhaaahha cacaaaaaaaw top1 btw LMOA1 MOREMEGASTAR
>>2008545kek ner0nesy strikes againdonk and Zywoo both got robbed by 3.0 this tournamnet (not that it matters for donk because he was eliminated early, but still)
>>2008548krimbo is the only good player on big lol
>>2008554realistically, is zywoo the s1mple of torzsis or is m0nesy the niko of zywoos?
https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/matches/19230/m0nesy?event=8040https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/matches/11893/zywoo?event=8040Eh
>>2008553>cacaaaaaaawbased and zachlowepilled>1 >MORE>MEGASTARnah we got that french nigga, we got the great barrier thief, and we got tingus pingus. 2026 is ours
Man, I ain’t ridin’ wit them fuckass lame ass dudes no mo — I’m rockin’ wit Team Vitality from here on out.
>>2008568you now remember the niko emo tweeting arc
>>2008572wasn't that k0nfig
>>2008572for me it was k0nfig
>>2008573>>2008575yep shit i thought it was noko
>>2008549Put your finger anywhere on the globe. DHL can reach it.Bet? Where do they even deliver?
>>2008582kek
>>2008549who here remember the kato 2023 beef
https://youtu.be/-WNRw1qz8cs?t=335
how long until the "goat" debate ends? surely it's settled at this point
>>2008589he do not be looking happy
>>2008589>giving mvp to the loserwhat is this pussy shit? And his numbers aren't even that good to begin with
>>2008589feels like he got it just to create a "monesy back" narrativethat said, zywoo has like 6 losers mvp and some of them leading even less in rating than monesy did
>>2008589look at how wide his pupils are, they are given drugs at Falcons
Evil lost once again. God is good. Amen.
>>2008069didn't get my teses wish, but at least falcons got put in their placegg vitality
what did he mean by this?
Russian reactions to Falcons vs Vitality:>NICE ILYA NICE NIKO NICE RENE NICE... NICE ILYA NICE ILYA!>Today, on the server were not Falcons, but G2 2023-24. Three bags of shit, inexperienced Maxon and Ilyusha Monesy. Poor Ilyusha Monesy, I hope he is at least respected by the MVP, has never sagged during the tournament, tore his anus for the whole team, but they decided to disconnect at the most crucial moment>Who said this was a second Donk? This piece of horse shit turned out to be a hyped-up Tier 2 Rifle with completely ordinary shooting skills.>Suddenly, the dump turned out to be... a dump. Although the Falcons always were and always will be, even if they miraculously start winning tournaments. And yet, even all sorts of homeless people root for them, just because they brought may0nesy, Niko, and kyosuka to the dump.>How did the boss zywoo's balls get all over the faces of the cocksuckers on team roosters? How did those bastards fall to their knees for victory?>Few people know, but it wasn't Zonik who left Vitality two years ago; he was sent to the sheikhs specifically to assemble a strong team for 10 million and lose to the bees in the final. True, he overdid it and is now losing to everyone.>Ehhhh Maxim could've been dropping Kalashnikovs to donk and sitting on his ass right now, instead of all this>"I'm working on my mistakes, the next one will be great," - Nikola Kovac
Praying that they kick TeSeS after this stinker and he ends up in a good team and also starts winning some shit. Save my nigga TeSeS.
honestly im just happy zybot got robbed of mvp since he himself got like 10 losers mvp
>>2008606>>2008606>zywoo'He didn't do shit.
>>2008606this whole time I thought Ilya was a short / endearing name like Alyosha for AlexeiI didn't know that was straight up just his nameI thought he and niko had that moment in my animes where someone calls you by your first name instead of last name, but in russian...
>>2008603heh... my boy kyousukz... he needs more time heh...
>>2008606>"I'm working on my mistakes, the next one will be great," - Nikola KovacJej
>>2008606Kek Team Roosters is such a good one. Surprised this is the first time I've seen it because it seems like an obvious one.
>>2008617>The diminutive form is Iliusha or Iliushen'ka.i dont get it how this works but there you go
>>2008622it's even worse in Russian because "rooster" is a term for a faggot (submissive bottom) in Russian Prison SlangHence the homoerotic comment
>42-27 1.05did nero manually adjust the ratings again
>>2008606>Ehhhh Maxim could've been dropping Kalashnikovs to donk and sitting on his ass right now, instead of all thisKiosk did reject that opportunity iirc
>>2008591got that twistzz esl new york 2018 visage
>>2008626Ruskis are funny guys.
>>2008627Stop noticing, vitachud (he did 2 kills on a pistol round)
webm anonplease make one of kyosucky receiving the medalwhat a fucking bitch lol
It's up: https://youtu.be/B5lN1w0mIt8?si=uJCMpyZZgBlB_kVS
>>2008606why are they always so gay
A star on the Falcons jersey should only be reserved for the Dota players because they won TI. The CS team doesn't deserve one, let alone two.
>>2008639that's insane
>>2008640As opposed to rape jokes made in these threads?
>niko and m0nesy the only loser mvp winners of the year so fartruly the KWAB brothers
>>2008642it's just meaninglesssame for faze's 5 stars, who tf knows what they meanfailcons tried to retcon them into eswc wins but the OGs know they had that shit since the french 4fun rosters
so curse is finally over?VIT era back on the menu?
>>2008606>NICE ILYA NICE NIKO NICE RENE NICE... NICE ILYA NICE ILYA!GOAT coach btw
>>2008647Falcons kennyS never forget
>>2008635Dust2 didn't matter as much anyway. He'd have still finished first
>>2008648>vit era backi don't really think so. best team but i doubt they'll go and win everything.
>>2008647>same for faze's 5 stars, who tf knows what they mean5? It's 4. https://xcancel.com/Temperrr/status/1924217109984211260If they are using this jersey for all their teams then it makes sense.
>>2008644yes, when was the last time someone itt said something like "he tore his anus for his team" or "they bent down and let zywoo nut all over their faces, why do they permit this disgrace"besides the mentally ill troon
>>2008647>tf knows what they meanwe all doand it's 4
>>2008656they don't have to win every single thing, they just have to dominate and win most events they take part in
>>2008647>faze's 5 stars, who tf knows what they meanthat's what roger ebert gave every single one of their matches in perpetuity, before he died
>>2008656if they win major I think 2025 can be safely categorized on the level of astralis 2019: not the big baddie from the past but still firmly top 1 team itw that ghosted in the summer
>>2008658Same shit. Both those and rape stuff are just ew
>>2008665the fuck it isyou saying "shit" in your post is not the same as someone writing scatalogical porn
>>2008662it's not era by just being the best team. you have to win like at least 50% of tournaments.
>>2008672this is what i said motherfucker
>>2008675sorry i just read half the post and got bored
>>2008648>>2008662desu I think it was a one-off, I don't see them winning 50%+ of tournamentsbut we won't know til fuckng NOVEMBER because of this gay ass schedule
>>2008606>>Ehhhh Maxim could've been dropping Kalashnikovs to donk and sitting on his ass right now, instead of all thisbased and true
>>2008628thanks for the insight
-zonic??????????????this time for real
>>2008686i for one, welcome a little break
>>2008692how bout YOU make niko, m0nesy, kyousuke, and a competent anchor and igl work, genius
>>2008696no it's fucking shitwhat should happen is that spirit and mouz play cac, mongolz and furia play thunderpick, vitality and falcons play pgl bucharest, and then you get a few events with everyone, of which the major is the most prestigious and the only guarantee of every relevant team worldwide. you tune in when your favorite team(s) are playing, and the playoffs or any other interesting matches, a little cs throughout the monthinstead what happens is blast+esl cabals get the good teams to skip every event except theirs, so you get a month between good events with top teams, and the sub-top teams desperately scrounge for vrs at million dollar lans with no top contenders. oh you wanna see if vitality are actually good? how tn1r spirit looks? if this falcons run was a fluke? come back in a month for chengdu
>>2008712yeah wish spirit would play at least one of these events
>>2008712Why would Vitality go to a tier 2 (or call it tier 1.5) event?
>>2008718Chengdu
Spirit scammed Falcons so fucking hard lmao and people were saying they were retarded for selling him.This twink might not even show up in top20 this year and before some come and say>he only played half the seasonMalbs last year played even less tier1 and still made top12 somehow.
>>2008721yeah but we got 3 "t1.5" events before that that they're skipping
>>2008722>malbsI think g2 are just smarter at fitting their pieces together than falcons. Kiosk did some work this event as well, just not this bo5.
>>2008721>24+ days between gameswhat is this, the playerbreak?>>2008720what about it is tier 1.5, besides the fact that vitality doesn't play it, because they're being paid off by esl/blastbucharest has a bigger prizepool than epl, it's actually an arena event unlike epl, it's shorter than epl, why'd they play epl?
>>2008728In your scenario Vitality is attending an event with only Falcons as the big team, why would they do that?
Navi should win this.
>>2008731is this a joke? to win some fucking money and play some games. only in this retarded salary revshare era could someone ask "why would the cs team want to play a tournament this month"maybe every good team should sit out every event except the major, kato, and cologne
>>2008735oops I forgot kato no longer exists because esl is a saudi meme now
>>2008733doesnt it have furia and mongolz?
>>2008735the only joke here is you, trying to act like you know anything about any other era of cs, fucking zoomerthe best teams always skipped events, prime Astralis skipped a bunch events, they were even infamously memed on when they skipped fucking Cologne 2017 before the Major, and lost it to Gambit.i think you should tell apex they as the best team who did no worse than semifinals in every tournament for 8 months have to travel to every LAN they can, crush a bunch of tier 2 teams there, expose strats and overwork themselves so you will be satisfied
>>2008742>prime Astralis skipped a bunch eventslmfaoyes, astralis were on the vanguard of skipping a bunch of events because they had crooked financial relationships with tournament operators. everyone should aspire to be like them>have to travel to every LAN they can, crush a bunch of tier 2 teams there, expose strats and overwork themselves so you will be satisfiedblast london august 27th-september 7th>oh, so tired. I need a napepl october 4th-october 12th>hmm, I'm tuckered out. a little strat refresher, a little hibernationchengdu november 3rd-november 9thone fucking tournament a month. two? outlandishthe ben simmons of cs
Reminder that the only throphy that Falcoons ever won was a studio event and played the finals 6vs4.
>>2008748falcons wins vs g2 in finalsbotality losessimple as
failcucks
day 1 of manifesting goat2 winning against failclowns in the budapest major final
kyouwho?
>>2008752sorry but you can't make me careI like hunter but after that stage 1 stinker and stage 2 shart I am kind of over them, saw experiment is over and the results are in: TAZ SIDEGRADE
I kinda want to see donk go to Falcons. Curious if the curse is strong enough that not even donk can save that shithole.
>>2008742btw in case there actually are any newfags itt, this is what this dude thinks is a positive example to learn from: blast owned both heroic and astralis, and they didn't disclose it until richard lewis found out about it
>>2008755they won one t1 tournament. the shitty g2 from first half of the year could never ever.
>>2008756nah they'll fuck it upspirit just needs jame
>>2008758g2 in the first half of the year was a perpetually dead team, m0nesy obviously wanted out as soon as niko was out and since then it's hades standing-in until the season is done since no one was available
>>2008759Damn, that would be nice. tN1Rgga and Jame would make me like that team.
>>2008755didn't ask, don't care
btw parivision won a tournament today2-0 vs gentle mates3-0 vs inner circlei think they're actually ready to fight t1 teams now
>>2008752Manifesting right there with you brah
>>2008765they are fucked by the lack of relevant tournaments that use october november and december vrs updates (not counting major obv)unlucky
>>2008772it's basically about the major for them. if they do decent there then they will get tons of t1 tournament invite next year.
>>2008757RL a real one
1 month breaks between actual tournaments with all top teams present is absolute shit, valve needs to intervene as soon as possible to make pgl able to host events with them attending, stop the bullshit forced conflicts when esl/blast can't even host enough events to make use of the empty space in the calendar they're creating
holy jeeze falcons got raped and gaped
>>2008777these are the problem and need to be banned:https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/BLAST/Premier/2025/Frequent_Flyershttps://pro.eslgaming.com/tour/cs/club-incentive/plus any other backdoor deals that are technically against valve's rules. there is absolutely no reason for these programs to exist besides muscling out competitors, you can dole out the money on a tournament by tournament basis
>>2008777the stupid thing is when there's breaks and then suddenly there's like 3 tournaments overlapping
>>2008781>Declining an invite to any BLAST Premier event triggers automatic forfeiting of any earned FFP Tokens. this is so fucking gay
>>2008783same for esl>If the Team exceeds the allowed number of tournament declines permitted under Clause 4(a) of this agreement. The Team shall forfeit its Annual Club Incentive for the calendar year in which the declines occurred. To the extent that the points accumulated prior to such date are enough to award the Team a share of the Annual Club Incentive, then such amount shall not be reabsorbed into the Annual Club Incentive and so will not be distributed to any other Teams otherwise.>Participation in Tournaments:>i. The Team agrees to participate in all Tournaments for which it is invited by EFG based on the Valve ranking at the time of invitation.>ii. The Team may decline up to three (3) Tournament invitesin a two-year period during the Term, subject to the following conditions:>1. No more than two (2) Tournament invites may be declined in a single calendar year; and>2. If a two-year period includes an EFG tournament which has been uplifted and sanctioned as a “Valve Major” (and not asan additional event in the EFG tournament calendar), the maximum number of declines allowed is two (2) in that two (2) year period.this is why everyone's playing epl even though it's a shit studio tournament that takes twice as long as a pgl. if you turn it down, you can only miss 2 tournaments in the next 2 years. get sick and can't make an event? say goodbye to about $600k across 2 years
>>2008791yeah disgusting
Niko had at least 3 moments this series where he tried to line up on a player completely unaware of him, and he still missed each time lol. It’s getting worse, he has to be consciously thinking about it by this point
>>2008806>he has to be consciously thinking about it by this pointi doubt itwith the kind of money he's making, i don't think he has any hunger left (except for more money)
just realized how old s1mple is... damn, nigga's pushing 30
30 is not old...
30 is ancient
>>2008815I am not too old to make it…
>>2008816unc, i...
What should've been...
there's no way people become bad late 20s because le reactions speed or whateverlet's be real, it's because they've already spent a decade doing pro cs, probably got some other hobby or a serious girlfriend and simply aren't grinding 10 hours per day
>>2008815apex: 32fallen: 34hunter: 29niko: 28xantares: 30maj3r: 34aleksib: 28dev1ce: 30hooxi: 30elige: 28karrigan: 35rez: 27snappi: 35krimz: 31blamef: 28sdy: 28maka: 28bodyy: 28jks: 29nitr0: 30it's some old nikkas in the scene
wow, i completely missed this maybe someone can finally use him correctly elsewhere. i've heard he has some ego issues but maybe that's just because he's a good player playing with a bunch of bums
>>2008827>aleksib is older than donkwhoa...
>>2008828krimbo is their only good playerdead team
>>2008827>karrigan and Snappi 35What's up with d*nes and old age?
>>2008829u weren't there... u weren't watching a spry fertile aleksitwink bang out webcam chinups on the covid epl broadcast... u don't know....
>>2008831Entrying9/100Trading20/100Clutching75/100he's blameF 2, don't be jebaited by his baited stats
>>2008836trading is a baiter stat tough
at least tn1r is keeping spirit vibes uphttps://t.me/tN1Rcs/750
craziest shit about falcons is that they have such a good core players (m0nesy + niko) to build a team around and they still can't do it successfully.just think about it, you can replace any team's rifler + awp duo with niko and m0nesy and the team would improve drastically or at least a bit more, even in those teams where english is not spoken (mongolz, tyloo)JUST TRY to form a team with those two and don't waste shit ton of money in the process. IM SURE you can make a better team than the overpriced shit that is falcons right nowniko m0nesymagixx (i think he cost no money right now)hooxibr0 / grim / jks / rez / whatever playerthird world coach that barely cost more than a pc or bring back swani some decent analystbetter team than what falcons have right now
>>2008842virus link do not click
>>2008827>tfw remember the time when bodyy was a young talent
>>2008843>magixx>hooxi>jkassFalcons are retarded but you might beat them
>>2008844it's just a telegram link
>>2008843>you can replace any team's rifler + awp duo with niko and m0nesy and the team would improve drastically or at least a bit moredonk and sh1ro
>>2008843>replace any team's rifler + awp duo with niko and m0nesyropz + zygod, sh1ro + donk, molodoy + yekindar >>> super choke bros.
>>2008851>donk and sh1ro*donk and literally anybody
>>2008827igligliglno majorno trophyigliglno s-tier trophy for 4 yearsiglno s-tier trophy for 6 years iglno s-tier trophy for 8 yearsiglno s-tier trophy for 5 yearsbaiter with one trophy (5 years ago)iglformer igl (no trophies)no trophy for 8 yearswashed igl
>>2008831trvkehope he gets picked up by heroic or gl>>2008836isn't he a lurker though?i rarely watch big games but that's the impression i've gotten
>>2008861Lurker is just the analyst word for baiter tho
>>2008859what a stupid post
>>2008843if there's a problem everywhere you go, you might be the problem
>>2008861even best lurker in the world ropz has more entry and less saving than this egyptian bumspinx, b1t, you name it and they entry 5x more than he is
>>2008871there was a time when it all worked perfectly....
>>2008859>no trophyErm... cs_summit 6 champion XANTARES??
frenchies are seething outonly zybot should be allowed to get losers mpvs apparently
>>2008866based retard >>2008873fair enough but it could be a matter of tabsen using him badlyi've never seen him under any other igl and tabsen tends to call around himself a lot (or he used to, anyway)
>>2008875she cute
>go check when is the next FaZe game>see a dude named dem0n with 1.20 rating*gulp*
>>2008880we're seething about horrible rating 3.0 because it doesn't correspond with realitywatch dust2 and tell me where midnesy had 1.81 rating with staggering 11% round swing, you can'talso ner0 literally manually adjusted it on a request, it clearly cannot be trusted
>>2008892adjusting rating is gay (just fix the algorithm instead) but he changed it to lower monesy's rating and increase zywoo's
Lynn Shit BANNEDFOREVERHAHAHAHAH
>>2008895it doesn't matter who it benefits, the fact of manually changing numbers post-factum is already enough for me to have serious concerns over this system
>>2008877i honestly forgot about the big online "era", my apologiesno lan trophy (no trophy for 4 years)*
>>2008892funny. when 3.0 came out zywoo fans praised it ***exclusively*** because it lowered the donk-zywoo rating difference by like 0.02
>>2008898meds
>>2008900yeah it's so dumb. there's tons of plays every single fucking game that swing doesn't rate properly.
why no mvp for zywoo?
>>2008909zygoat got the dhl mvp
>>2008869i thought you implied that unc still got it but maybe i misconstrued your post
>>2008902it was 0.01 and it was just fuel for more donk v. zywoo spam, they came out blow for blow (donk had better eco-adjusted stats, zywoo had better round swing)>>2008909zygod was simply not needed, he's a late round player, the closer, and flameZ had a nuclear game
>>2008909arenasy got more swing or something don't question it
i feel like people never talk about flamez, despite him putting up peak yeki performances as a hard-entry
>>2008927his purpose is just to get traded by zywoo so you usually don't notice him
>>2008927nothing to talk about, he's the goat of hard entry and clearly trusts apex with his dear life but he's not the star of the showbut he should be vitality's 2nd franchise player, letting him slip out of the org's grasp would be a devastating mistake, you can't find even a sidegrade
>>2008935>letting him slip out of the org's grasp would be a devastating mistakedon't think that's ever happening, unless failclowns want to hire a jew to improve their optics
>>2008927vitality haters don't like him, and vitality fans don't either because they're just zywoo fans and they have to pretend he has no help even when he gets carried to wins
>>2008891it's on lan so you'll be fine
>>2008947>unless failclowns want to hire a jew to improve their opticsremember when they bought the team out from under nertz 2x in a row
>>2008891>FUTwhoa is my former norwigga spunj casting this one?
>>2008954yeah, well, they also hired a homosexual and then 2 more so you never know
>>2008950>vitality fans don't either because they're just zywoo fans and they have to pretend he has no help even when he gets carried to winstrvke of the day
>>2008957that's a proud arab traditionI mean the saudis do seem to love israel recently, but only at the top level, not in a way that trickled down to the bread and circus masses yet
>>2008891he might be better than makazze he had worse stats before but feels like navi mght've sold him too cheap
>>2008961dis nigga angry or sum
>>2008950you're confusing donk fans with zywoo fans, team spirit have a thermonuclear russian megabomb of a team, you literally cannot improve on it without leaving the country, and donk fans still bitch about 1v9zygod fans are humble and don't have issues with the team after -stinx except maybe apex still being a low iq igl with an itch to +w once in a while
>2008975holy deluded
>>2008975>you're confusing donk fans with zywoo fans, team spirit have a thermonuclear russian megabomb of a team, you literally cannot improve on it without leaving the countryare you aware that zweih is still on the team? just checking
>>2008979meant for>>2008975
>>2008980yes and he's a star player made into sanji for donkthe hottest russian prospect from tier-2 and still not good enough for donk fans, that's exactly what I am talking about, who's next? xielo? to0ro?
>>2008984lol.
>>2008984>xieloyeah this
why was the faze vitality game closer tho?
>>2008892>>2008975>>2008984>>2008909
>>2008995only soul can beat soul in a high stakes match
>>2008995*rapes*Heh... Nothing personnel ropz...
>>2008999meme so bad it has to explain itself
>>2008998this chud looking mf is ruining the twink vibes
>>2009000twistzz has a cute nosering?
>>2008998kwab-teses seems inevitable atp but i hope they're also delusional enough to drop kyxsan
>>2009007kys
>>2008975>team spirit have a thermonuclear russian megabomb of a teamlook at this image, and mentally remove tn1r, given he only played 4 maps>you literally cannot improve on it without leaving the country, and donk fans still bitch about 1v9I remember a whole lot of bitching from vitality fans about how zywoo had to 1v9 carry his own "team you cannot improve without leaving the country" back before vitality sold out
>>2009004it's funny and true
so how WE would fix falcons?
>>2009015they looked fixed before the finalshonestly i think it was just teses and kyousuke being bad today
>>2009004unc so old he doesn't understand memes anymorewe're gonna put a ceiling cat bacon one together for you don't worry
>fix falconsThey are perfect right now.
>>2009015tie zonic to a chair in a dark room, then let the most deranged saudi falcon fans in
>>2009015>so how WE would fix falcons?time
>>2009013actually this doesn't even capture how dire it is, because sh1ro farms lower ranked teams via consistency
>>2009017don't forget kyxsan, him, teses and kyousuke were all -0.30 rating below their average this final, niko was putting up what he's been the past 3 months and monesy slightly more than that
>cs asia championships>3 asian teamsanyway, I really hope for a liquid v faze final
>>2009013>>2009028zywoo never had anyone close to sh1ro level of a teammate until they got spinx>but 1.01 rated shox was very good actuallydon't even try
>>2009030if faze doesnt win it's over
>>2009033they had low rating because they played only to boost zywoos rating
>>2009013>I remember a whole lot of bitching from vitality fans about how zywoo had to 1v9 carry his own "team you cannot improve without leaving the country" back before vitality sold outand they were completely rightif Zywoo didn't go international he'd be carrying fucking Graviti rn
>>2009033what happened to "you can't bitch about 1v9, he has the best possible national team. make it work"
>>2009030sadly the s1mple rumor was false, or I'd want that too, instead I want legacy vs faze final
>>2009034no shame in losing to Makazin>>2009036they did a shit job at it, since zywoo's best rated year is 2024>>2009039france best national team is washed shox, rpk, kyojin and misutaarussia best national team has the 3rd best awper on the whole planetfeel the difference
>>2008998lmao got the best finish in a tier 1 tournament of his career so far while lowtabbing and acting like he's above it, spoiled fag
>>2009040>instead I want legacy vs faze finalWhat a random matchup wtf.
>>2009044we love dumau here
>>2009046they've been shit lately thoughit's just funny if he screams while beating actually good teams
>>2009042best Fr lineup rn would be 3dmax riflers, Neityu and Zywoogrim
s1mple: goat of csgodonk: goat of cs2this is 100% factually true and it makes frenchies seethe really hard
>>2009042>the sum total of vitality's interest in improving the french scene is a faceit hub and a hypothetical academy team 7 years in>dude sh1ro and donk came out of nowherewhat did I say about vitality fans just being zywoo fansanyway you're deflecting from your original point, which was that spirit fans have a reason to bitch about their team and vitality fans don't. it's pretty hard to complain when your team has no visible weak points and just came off a historic winning streak. let's see how you feel after some magixx, chopper, zweih action
>>2008358this truthnuke did not get the recognition it deserves
>>2009054>donk: goat of cs2That's like saying GetRight is the goat of CSGO in 2013. Plenty of time for him to do a coldzera.
>>2009056generally agree but spirit signed zweih for free to be their bitch, maybe even just to fill in for zont1x
>>2009050yeah I posted about the sad state of my country's scene, it's very much over if everything goes as it goes right now with no new blood injectionszygod save us>>2009055my original point is that donk has a russian superteam built around him and his fans are still crying while saying that zywoo fans don't actually cry about flamez like you saidyou equated it to zywoo fans in the past complaining about dogshit french players when donk has several star riflers turned into his bitches and sh1ro like they are somehow equal on the "national team" scale
>>2009063I'm pretty sure they had an opportunity to just wait out his contract for another few weeks or so but went out of their way to pay nemiga to keep good relations
>>2009066star riflers like uh zweih and chopper
>>2009069like zweih and tn1rone bad game from the farmer and the cry was unstoppable
>>2008843>>2008871I will never let this cocksucking faggot (>>1849639) forget about the retardation he posted. WYA nigga falcons still a dead roster or nah? What's your next cope? Kyxsan? Teses? Zonic? Who gets kicked? Get fucked.
only entertaining thing about all these shit flinging zywoo and donk fans is that none of them realize they all sound exactly the same
>donk leaves for sone money team>James arrives as rifler IGL and wins the major with tn1r and some other no name cis kid instead of chopperplease make it happen
>>2009074teses is bad and should've been the one making space on the roster for kyousuke, but gets a pass because he's taking the blood saudi money wholesomely unlike niko and m0nesy
>>2008843>just think about it, you can replace any team's rifler + awp duo with niko and m0nesy and the team would improve drastically or at least a bit more, even in those teams where english is not spoken (mongolz, tyloo)You are vastly underestimating vibes. Cancer + lil cancer duo consumes every team they join.
>>2009081KWAAAAAAAAAAABYou wanted to keep Magisk? But let's get real here, the skill of the players isn't the problem. It's the mentality of the team, especially ch0k0 + may0nesy, zonic and falcl0wns management.
>>2009072zweih isn't even mid
>>2009083yes magisk should've stayedat least he doesn't call his teammates "green" in the middle of an official
>>2009081ah yesstar rifler teses, who gets all the resources and best spots, is definitely the problemteses ego must be the problem
>>2009074you're a freak kek, not only bothering to remember but even noting down irrelevant posts from 3 months ago, not the person you're quoting for the record
and we'll never see rain again
>>2009088>at least he doesn't call his teammates "green" in the middle of an officialqrd?
>>2009093>not the person you're quoting for the recordyeah right faggotI will post this everytime as a reminder of the worst unironic take in /magog/ history
>>2009089yeah he ispeople have dogshit memory but teses has been trash with degster and is only remembered fondly because of melbourne grand finalsand now his roles are all gone and he's just magisk but worse so what even was the point of keeping him
zywoo ghosted finals and they still won 3-0vitaltiy era is back
>>2009096sorry it was actually "you have the bomb, orange"https://youtube.com/shorts/tCTBdjvAeD8?si=TYTLMGxPok3gm1he0:30
>>2009098to treat him like a bitch so the 3 star chokers can get all the roles and spots they wantbut you're apparently retarded and have no idea what even happens inside your own team, so I'm sure I won't get through to you anyway
>>2009066>donk has a russian superteamwhy don't you just call it a superteam if you're just judging it based on the caliber of the players? that was my point that you still don't get, you gave it that qualifier because donk has had a weaker team than zywoo for about 90% of his time on spirit, I'd argue until this tournament with tn1r. all last year vitality repeatedly get their shit pushed in anyway, and I'd bait delusional french people into posting stuff like this>>1367740>what kind of mental illness ? not even bongs themselves support mezii, he's the only player in counter strike history who got booed by his own country.>0.73 rating cant wait for him to go back to tier50>>1399804>mezii is a fat fucking carried potato bong faggot with no skill and charisma and got booed is fat ass by his own country and also the worst anchor in the entirety of tier1.>The only tournament he ever won was getting giga mega carried by zywoo at the end of 2023 and will never ever do anything relevant with his life when he gets kick next event.and then you praise yourself for how chill vitality fans are about their team and post stuff like >donk has several star riflers turned into his bitcheswith zero sense of irony, as mezii coasts through this event with a 1.21 rating as a star rifler in bitch roles
>>2009097knew you'd convince yourself of that just to shield yourself, I'm uninvolved just had to let you know you're a freak
>quoting posts starting with 13 in the current threadseek helpim not even participating or interested in the discussion, just seek help
>>2009074too lazy to check the archivewhat was the post?
>>2009107>linking posts from over a year agouh so do you write down posts that have annoyed you or something
>>2009111why? I'm not expecting that person to respondif someone says >my original point is that donk has a russian superteam built around him and his fans are still crying while saying that zywoo fans don't actually cry about flamez like you saidI'm gonna show him what his countrymen were actually saying and doing before they went on a historic winning streak with a team that's impossible to complain about>>2009114no I just remembered baiting by saying KINGmezii which is easy to find
yup that nigga has gone insane, next he bouta quote some post with less than 3 digits
>>2009120how newthis is an >>82 thread
fact: droppable utility and ability to blow up smokes lowered the strategical depth of the game
that's an opinion
that's a shit opinion
I'd rather see everyone wasting HEs blowing up smokes than m0NESY glitching the fucking game to see through them.
>>2009130context?
>>2009130csgo smokes were so fucking cancer
>>2009125yea
>>2009132csgo > cs2
>>2009131legendary br seethe
>>2009131My bad, it was with another smoke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKrnT5HFkh0 It has been years and I associated it with the HE smoke glitch that happened in GO.Anyway, m0NESY is a nerd.>>2009136Incredible how you remembered it was against a BR team.
>>2009138csgo m0nesy was just so much better
>>2009131Nevermind, I was right, he did exploit it with an HE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOjuKoJVOqEI knew I wasn't crazy.
>>2009138>Incredible how you remembered it was against a BR team.they freaked out about it because it was vs fallen, right? it was a whole thing
>>2009138>>2009141insane how bad smokes lookedlike just single tone gray without any details
you now remember astralis nvidia
>>2009147(allegedly)
>>2009143Even though I'm brazilian I don't even remember what happened, only that it was a nasty exploit. BRs fans very fragile so yea, they probably did cry a lot about it.
I'm just happy z*woo didn't get mvp. I actually kind of think he "should have" got it but he's stolen so many mvps himself that he just deserves it.
>>2009152that part is good, but we're still in the bad timeline where vitality are looking to be winning every trophy again, we can't take much more of that
>>2009156They recently lost bo5 vs g2 and almost lost playoffs to f0ze. I'm not so worried.
>>2009156jcobbb will save us.
I think Falcons should make a roster change.
>>2009171it's time for niko igl
here's my ranking of countries based on how fragile/straight up deranged their fans areturkey >>>>> china >>> brazil >> france > poland > ukraine > sweden > serbia > USA surprisingly chill fans: danedogmark, israel, russiaunsurprisingly chill: canada, mongolia, norwaythoughts?
>>2009182the "chill" ones are just the ones you don't see many off. obviously there's tons of russians but they mostly stay on russian sites.
>>2009182USA is definitely higher than that. We are just lucky their scene is almost literally dead in CS.
shouldn't his new hair have grown out a bit by now
>>2009182how would you know what mongolian or israeli fans are like? they don't speak english here. we only vaguely know what the russians are like because of the depressed-reaction-post anon, and we don't see what they say when the teams are goodalso canadians are very sensitive about twistzz>>2009186https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_tattoo
>>2009182>Russians>surprisingly chill
are there even many israeli fans?i think israel just got really lucky to get a couple of talented players at the same time. because there's fucking zero young decent israeli t2 players.
>>2009184well, of course there's a bit of bias towards fan bases that are bigger but realistically, there can't be that many turkish fans and cs is probably not in china's top 10 most watched esports >>2009189speaking about the internet as a whole, not just our little corner
>>2009195endpoint diednertz went endpoint->ence->heroicflamez went endpoint->og->vitalityheavygod went endpoint->og->c9endpoint was the jewish cr4zy
>>2009141i remember seeing shroud (na goat) do this on cache where you shoot the wooden box b main
>>2009194they seem to just make funny comments mostly (as opposed to sending death threats and the like)
brax….
>>2009202You really should try living in reality.
>>2009205are you russian?
>>2009206Are you?
>>2009209no, so my exposure to their fan base is probably equal to yours
>>2009210Sincere question, how new are you?
>>2009202>as opposed to sending death threats and the likelol lmao even
>>2009206>>2009210you stepped in geopolitical shit, there're people (on both sides) who spend their days reading government-sponsored ragebait and watching combat footage of people blowing each other up in hi res 4k and generally dealing with the worst people on earth. that's where he's coming from and why he's so testy and indirect, he doesn't mean like funny translated russian memes about big cats looming in doorways or summer sausage or whatever
>>2009203in hindsight, a lifetime ban for a teenager who probably got talked into it by some grown ass niggas might have been a TAD harsh
>>2009220why did gokushima only get banned 2 years?
>>2009221because he ratted?
>>2009222That only shortened the ban a bit. He was getting unbanned in like march or april next year. Two years was the full duration ban.
>>2009216fair enoughmost of my exposure to russians here has been on /int/ and they're usually cordial and funny, unlike when they actually play cs
>>2009220he's unbanned now but yeah, they destroyed him, it's crazy and one of the reasons i hate valve, i loved to see that guy playt. EU
>>2009229I don't know if we got any Russian posters but if we do: at least they post in English rather than just coming in and posting Russian (this is what they do in game).
>>2009237>(this is what they do in game).very demoralizing being on a team with even 2 russians but if there's only 1, they usually at least try to speak english in my experience
>>2009232last i heard, he was trying (and failing) to go pro in valulrant
>>2009246years ago but yes
>>2009225idk thenwhat's your theory?
>>2009108No you're a freaka freaking retard that is>>2009113Basically some bozo a couple of months ago excusing failcl0wns' losses (this was after Austin so the famous inferno choke) and blaming it on the fact that it was a "dead roster". Why I consider this to be the worst take in /magog/ history is because this roster had niko-monesy-teses-kyxsan-magisk and they bombed out 1-3 at the major. A roster this strong should've made it to playoffs easily. But that cocksucker blamed it on the fact that Kyousuke was poised to join afterwards so this loss was understandable. I pointed out that by that logic Falcons never had a complete roster as they were constantly looking to replace their players as soon as possible with the next big superstar. So the "dead roster" excuse was not valid, it's a problem of their own doing.And now I'm proven right yet again with people unironically discussing kicking Teses. Will that faggot continue to use the "dead roster" excuse for their losses? Worst part is he continued to argue for several days just because he wanted to get the last word in.
>>2009253I think the difference is that Brax was some official Valve ban while Gokushima was ESIC.
>>2009074man this was so long ago I don't even get my (you)afaik falcons aren't changing their roster, but they are clearly outperforming a stagnant mouz who're 0-6 against spirit and midcons>This is insane bias. You think Mouz did not improve over the last 6 months? Even if it's 2-1 wins, Mouz will still win against every single top 8 team other than Vitality.maybe I'll become mentally ill too and make reminder posts for you every month, because I dunno how you think you come off better in that conversation
>>2009256you sound so seething chill
>>2009120there are 2 of us btw discussing completely separate topicsfeel free to fuck off if your subhuman iq makes it hard for you to keep up
>>2009182nah put mongolia between poland and ukraine
>>2009265I remember Mongolians seething out when HOTU qualified for EPL in Asia quals.
>>2009203>>2009220Especially considering the fact that today *EVERYONE* in T2 is involved in matchfixing to the tune of hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Falcons solid 0-3 against Vitality in grand finals this year including a megachoke of the century, imagine paying god knows how many million dollars for a roster that becomes a bigger bitch to apEX than Mouz, kek
>>2009268i guess that proves the theory that harsher punishments don't deter crimeor they just need to do it a little bit more often
>>2009259kwab this nigga still going idc about mouz that discussion was about your pathetic excuse for falconsjust accept the L and fuck off holy fuck what kind of freak faggot are you I've never seen anyone octuple down on their shit ass takesdoes the lil freak still want to get the last word in?
>>2009270i think mouz would have gotten at least 1 map really boring final
Falcons should just buy the vitality roster if they want to win.
>>2009182Also swap turkey and brazil if I'm being honest>>2009267yup they've created this wholesome chungus image of themselves online but I've seen their real attitude seep through the cracks of their facade
i don't have dog in this fight but saving receipts and using them months later to win an argument is female behavior
>>2009182Aren't you forgetting someone sir?
>>2009279You just have to do it in style and not with a wall of text, like this >>2008303
funny how this fag who supposedly has no horses in the race keeps butting in to present his unsolicited opinion
>>2009282trvke
>>2009273>idc about mouzhave you ever actually gone back and read the thread you keep linking that dominates your brain at all timeswhat I said is that mouz are pathetic for not even consistently beating a team with an unstable roster. the only reason falcons are even mentioned is in comparison to mouz>degster was a dead man walking from january 1st, kyousuke press comes out before m0nesy is even signed, and it's official before dallas. being as generous as possible, that's 2 normal events. again I'm not a falcons fan, this is a barometer. why are they roughly on par with a dead incompetent team?freak faggot indeed, why don't you post some more about how people on 4chan saying -teses means it's happening any second, and is the same as an hltv confirmed imminent kick
>>2009286i gave you one (1) opinion and it clearly struck a nerve
>>2009290so your excuse for falcons getting gaped this time is.......?
>>2009281i've literally only ever seen two indian cs fans
>>2009298We're talmbout online though
>>2009293Just gotta wait for them to get Kyousuke
>>2009299yes, onlinei know of the sar in this thread and one on hltv
>>2009302What's your opinion about /oursir/?Seems like a swell guy NGL. Handsome, terrific personality, gets all the bitches.
>>2009306i don't mind you, sardying on the hill of being a mouz fan in 2025 is kinda admirable
>>2009309>mouz fan in 2025I've been here since the beginninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO1IuXIh8mU
>>2009314i like jimi and brollan but i don't think brollan was meant to be an igl and jimi has had a terrible year, compared to his time under siuhy
2 days until the next mission starts, so boring...
>>2009326>actually playing cs in 2025couldn't be me
>>2009314>aug erashit
>bo1f0ze loses this
>>2009335yep
>We’re still making progressreally?
>>2009371they were in a rough slump after Cologne, so relative to that yeah
>>2009293that they're not as good a team as vitality. I've never been personally invested in them or their success, I've never had an interest in propping up their reputation. I thought they were unnecessarily weakening themselves and still had a comparable season to mouz, which was a bad sign for mouz and the scene as a wholeyou forget what the conversation was about and your own belief that mouz was only going to get better and keep beating everyone but vitality, but months later you still vividly remember me as a delusional falcons lover because I said playing with a player's replacement 100% confirmed on hltv is not good for a teamif you actually read the thread you linked, I feel like I made pretty good calls overall. mouz beat vitality once and lost to them and everyone else relevant since, of the teams that won events (furia, spirit, g2, mongolz) 3/4 did it by gambling on roster changes, and we haven't even heard a rumor about falcons ones
>>2009387they didn't beat anyone who've they've been struggling to, so no.
>>2009371>win here in Stockholmwhy does he say that like they were playing in front of a crowd, is it just a social media intern's script?that event could've been in hoboken new jersey and no one would know the difference
>>2009414taking a 10 minute taxi ride to celebrate with your family and/or irl friends is obviously a different feeling than going to a hotel with your team or straight to the airport
this could have been the most forgettable final ever if Niko didn't gift another "misses player in the back" moment for the collectionthat and FlameZ raw dogging them on all maps, the only two things i remember really from this game
>>2009420yeah but it's also different from playing and winning in front of them. you get a cucked heroic style hotel celebration no matter what happens 30 minutes later after press and everything elsealso I'd hope players winning like $50k would go out and party a bit no matter where they are
did knife always give $1500 kill reward since start of csgo?
>>2009443i think so yeah>you now remember achievementsValve are such lazy cunts it's unreal, most played game doesn't have fucking achievements after 2 years of "beta"
My point is regardless of whether a player replacement is confirmed or not, your "dead roster" theory will ALWAYS exist for this team in varying degrees of intensity. Ranging from 0.5 (rumors on HLTV) to 1 (confirmed player replacement). It will never be 0, and that is a grave they've dug for themselves.
>>2009433>if Niko didn't gift another "misses player in the back" moment for the collectioncl0p?
>>2009507meant for >>2009395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQn9zv50_V0
>>2009507it's never 0 for any player on any team unless they're exceptional and the org is very richif you look at the falcons hltv roster page, kyousuke's been there for 112 days, degster was only on the team for 99 days, and if you scroll down the hltv news section, before he was even off the team there was a report saying +kyousuke was happening and just waiting for the austin major to finishyou can say "it's a gradient, the team has a reputation, it's a pattern, it's undue pressure" but I'm ok drawing a dividing line between an itchy trigger finger to hypothetically swap a player out (e.g. carlos g2) and a reputable report saying you're gone. if you don't believe in it at all and are asking me for clarification, I'm gonna say that's an important distinction and a big gapthere's not even a twitter leaker scrim scraper "s1mple is going to china" made up falcons rumor right now, I've seen and heard nothing since +kyousuke, have you seen anything more than hltv forum memes or posts itt?
>>2009507I think that's ultimately gonna be the permanent Falcons problem. Everyone knows it's just a constant revolving door.
>>2009527damn this was liminal af no capreminds me of infra
>>2009532>I've seen and heard nothing since +kyousuke, have you seen anything more than hltv forum memes or posts itt?Do you honestly think kyxsan or teses are going to survive the gauntlet after falcons bombs out yet again in Budapest?>>2009538falcons straight up a slut fr fr
>>2009547even when you're going "well, you know it's gonna happen right?" you're predicating it on them bombing out at the major. you don't really know what's gonna happen and when, they don't really know. they have pressure, but not a death sentence, no knowledge that their stratbooks and plans and positions are about to be wipedthey've changed at least 1 player mid-season every season since zonic came in. publically ridiculing and cutting boros with no plan, subbing s1mple in for sunpayus with no prep (twice actually), cutting degster right after he won an event with them. if they play through the major before making changes in response over the playerbreak, you have to admit that's very out of character for them so far
>>2009576they added kyousuke in this player break
FaZe wins this major.
>>2009621yeah I meant every six months they were swapping 1-2 players midseason between tournaments, not counting the core swapouts during playerbreaks. zonic's had 13 players in under 2 years
>>2009635not with fattigannot without rain
>>2009189>we don't see what they say when the teams are goodThere's not much to translate, really. Winning is an expected result for Spirit, so when they won 3-0, all post-match comments were a variation of>tn1r is integrating well, finally donk has some help>donk is once again not the best one in his team, we have our zywoo now, very nice>navi dogs, where you at?When HOTU were winning, all comments were either about n0rb3r7 being too good for VP, clowning on VP management, clowning on opponent team for losing to n0rb3r7, or congratulating the guys for beating the matchfixing past. VP is 100% clowning even if they win, the org's reputation is super dead.Jame qualifying for the major also were all "congrats Jesus" and "virtus.pro lmao"
kekkerino!!!!
Virtus.pro are gonna play with b1st confirmedCAC is either about to lose VRS-approved status or VP will have to pull outMost retarded team of 2025
>>2009742elaborate.
>>2009742that was an ESL rule retardbro
>>2009761CAC invites use July VRSVP's July roster is electronic - fl1t - fame - ICY - fl4mus. VP's current roster is b1st - fl1t - fame tO0RO - perfecto, meaning they don't have a the July core and will have to replace one of the guys with either elec, fl4mus or ICY to be eligible to play. if they don't comply and CAC greenlight them playing, valve will punish the tournament by revoking the ranked status.>>2009762it's a VRS rule not exclusive to ESL
>>2009764cite the rule immediately githubcel
>>2009764I also heard that that's an ESL rule DOE
>>2009764>tfw missed the news that they've replaced ICYjust buy the Parivision core at this point
>>2009237>I don't know if we got any Russian posters Well, there's one anon that posts reactions from one e-sports related website.
i miss good sg
>>2009797It's usually that website and several telegram groups with strongly opinionated people
how do you remove recoil in workshop maps?i can't find the command but i remember there was one.
>>2009904why would you need dat?
>>2009912
>>2009907Because I just want to test accuracy of sprays of weapons without having perfect recoil control.
>>2009912>3rd place birch cup
not human looking not of human origin
>>2009509here lilbro -> >>2008517
>>2009918
>>2009916BOOOBA
Is RL ok bros? He hasn't made a video complaining about CS in 2 months
>>2009930>Saudis forced the PGL to cancel a tournament and he still hasn't made a seethe videothat nigga's dead
>>2009959think he said hes gonna pivot further into politics. the reaction to kirk getting gatted has broken his brain a bit which tbf it did to me for a few days.
>>2009964>hes gonna pivot further into politicsRIP
>>2009972hes always done politics tbf and i enjoy alot of it even if i dont agree with all of it. i just need some richie jew content for whilst im cooking and doin chores
>>2009964even futher? I don't watch him regularly, but I remember him often talking about politic during Trump's first term.I don't think he can make in the political sphere, he's too old for zoomers and too young for the boomers. Besides, I don't think his "LBGTP+ Conservative European" thing has a broad appeal.
>>2009904weapon_recoil_scale 0
>>2009983>unknown commandmaybe that was the csgo one?
>>2009980he said on foure horsemen that he makes 6 figures yearly off of his substack which is mostly politics at the moment. i dont think hes trying to be like destiny or anything like that
>>2010003*four i promise im not an esl brownoid
>>2009024why would you leave zonic alone in a dark room?
>>2010003He's already got the cocksucking down
>>2009991riptry tabbing through weapon_ onesanother search says there's weapon_accuracy_nospread
>>2010028nospread is accuracy not recoil
>>2010033wellllllll i dunno then, guess it's gone
CAC is finna be litI really hope Liquid and FaZe go up against each other
elige sounds optimisticthey could win it
>>2010047liquid would have to beat GL, 3dmax and legacyI hope they meet faze in the final as well, but I wouldn't bet money on it>>2010048lol
>>2009918>>2010048not nearly optimistic enough, with this lineup in a t2.5 tournament he should have the highest expectations and not be afraid to say it
>>2010052t1.5
>>2010048If Liquid doesn't at least make finals this would be a disappointment.
>>2010055kinda but 3dmax, faze and tyloo are probably better
>fnatic's captain said that the decision whether CYPHER or jackasmo will play in Budapest has not yet been made.Never trust a hohol
HLTV in the past 12 months have fallen off, so many stupid decisions for the sake of narratives>manually adjustable rating that puts a reasonable doubt on the system's integrity>rating 3.0 conveniently being 'unreliable on low sample sizes' despite 1.0, 2.0 and 2.1 never having such an issue>highly controversial group stage EVP is gien not once but TWICE, ONE OF THEM FOR ONLINE GROUP STAGE>round swing replacing impact>m0nesy #2 in 2024 despite having everything but "arena" stats lower, guess what turned out to be the most important factor>broky #8 for throwing many flashes>employees literally leaking the top 20 list to friends and family>forum moderation becoming even more tight that usualwhat's happening?
>>2010091>what's happening?you started complaining here instead of therego make your containment site better
>>2010095hltv is literally an integral part of the esport now, whenever you like it or not
>>20100911xbet happened Better Collective happened
>>2010101so is saudi arabiadoesn't mean I want this board overrun with saudis
>>2010106saudi arabia doesn't control the scene, it's only a TO and a teammeanwhile hltv decided who qualifies for major, and thus the allocation of several million dollars, just not covering certain matches at their own discretion
>>2010112the saudis run those tournamentsalso, I don't carenone of what you complained about has anything to do with which tournament results they track
>>2010113it's an esports discussion thread, and hltv the site is now a big part of it, so I'll discuss it here on-topicnow please engage with the post or stop bitching, freelance janitor
>>2010116statsfags are only active itt when it suits their trolling/fandommaybe try baiting them with whichever player was hit by whatever you're complaining about
>>2010091>m0nesy #2 in 2024 despite having everything but "arena" stats lower, guess what turned out to be the most important factorno he got 2nd because he had much better placements than zywoo overallfunny that zywoo fans argue for stats only when it suits them but when it's donk vs zywoo then only tournament wins matter
>>2009916they had like 0 prep
>>2009980didn't that dude beat his wife because their kid wasn't a son, after making videos about roiding and videos about how roiding makes you have daughters good riddance
>>2010089that's just for valve rules. they know
>>2010154what rules?
>>2010157cypher's on the roster and getting stickers, jackasshomo is a substitute who they're happening to have to substitute on when the tournament starts
>>2010163do they need to pretend they're not intending to use the substitute or something?
electronic and fl4mus raping /ourguy/ https://www.twitch.tv/magixxlff
>>2010220fl4mus and electronic seem to play faceit together a lot
>>2010226yes, with s1mple too, it's pretty obvious what's going to happen
>>2010106based
>>2010150cope nigga they got bodied by 9ine twice
Uh based!?
>>2010301based GOAT
>>2010301based and mountainigga pilled
Was a comfy vlog, just the dudes hanging around basically https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g1d-Q9c6ys
>>2010317i'm not a Faze fan but i hope the new roster works and they become a regular at playoffs again, CS without Faze is just not as fun
>>2010319I hope jcoob can pass the vibe check and help them out. One because I want them to succeed again and because it would realy suck if he gets used as the scapegoat after rain leaves.
jkwabbb
>>2010319>i hope the new roster works and they become a regular at playoffs againthey will>karrigan can suddenly ace clutch again>twistzz looks like he did 3 years ago>frozen keeps lifegaming (according to haters)>broky's back to hitting more than he's missingthey got smacked by vitality, but their run was straight up amazing considering the last 12 monthsand now they get a tier2 tournament to get jcobbb+twistzz properly integrated on lanmy delusions have never been stronger
>striker said that VP will fly out ICY to china and physically sub him out with b1st to circumvent the 3 man core ruleHumiliation ritual
>>2010391lol
icy is such a cuck kek
https://www.twitch.tv/m0nesyof featuring tn1r
>>2010391>tech pause before every map so that they can make the substitution
donk looked so normal as a kid man, being a 16 hours per day faceit goblin really fucks you up. you look at his pics today and would not believe these two are the same person.
>>2010485qt )
>>2010485he looked fat
>he saves pictures of kids
>>2010485mawds check him pc
>>2010295it was 2 days prep and they won 7 of 9 maps
>>20097663. Rules for Ranked TournamentsIf Tournament Operator defines a Tournament as a Ranked Tournament, then the following rules shall apply:……3.2.5 Directly invited VRS Rosters may only accept an invitation for a Tournament if:a) At least three of the Participating Roster's Athletes were on the Invited Roster on the Invite Date.
when did betting become so big in esports? was it post covid?it used to be only skins betting.
M80 BROUGHT BACK THEIR OLD LOGO
>>2010562they still suck
>>2010331lmao he was bad on last 5 maps in a row they played this tournament, dragged by team vs Mouz, against Vitality they were running over him on A site of train and on dust 2, one of the two biggest aim maps in CS, he was even worse except they won a few cope rounds in the end so it doesn't look as bad statistically. first half with 5 kills on CT. muh inferno
>>2010566maybe you can call falcons and suggest you take his place?
>>2010562Big news for NA...
>>2010562kino is back on the menu
>>2010562is this a nocries pickup signal?
>>2010568not a bad ideahltvfags already meme'd them into signing kyosucky, resulting in more money down the toiletmaybe we can meme them into signing Anonymous >>2010566
falcons should force monesy to stream in english
we switched positions in inferno, niko went A and kyousuke B. what happened in the end? the kid fucked up
>>2010591I can translate the most interesting parts if you want
>>2010591
fragging igl
bro...
Some things m0NESY said on the stream:>on Zonic: "Forget it, you don't understand. If you think that all he does is scream 'NICE BOYS' then it's just your opninion, you don't know how the team works.">on esports: "Me and NiKo just decided to be pros for fun. Was kind of bored, decided to play a bit. Lose some finals together, you know.">on AWPing: "I tense up with each shot, I put my soul into each bullet. But still miss sometimes.">on best tournament: "I think my peak was Copenhagen Major 2024. I was in the zone, and the team all played well.">on OverDrive saying he and NiKo should disband: "I ignore the noise.">on losing form in this season: "This half of the year wasn't nice, when you understand that you just play badly and can't help your team. All I had left is to train and show results.">on kyousuke taking off the silver medal: "It's like kyousuke made the result worthless. Yeah, losing sucks, but this is your first tier-1 LAN final, it's a great result. I didn't tell him that, but I think he'll understand that himself in time.">on NiKo and gyms: "I don't visit gyms with him. Last time I was there, it ended very badly. All my body hurt and I played bad on that tournament.">on Serbia: "I am Serbian. I live in Serbia, I learn Serbian, dunno why. Alright, I don't, but I know many words. They're all so similar compared to Russian.">on Penaldo: "zonic screamed to him 'NICE RONALDO.' He has aura. When he passed me, I felt like I was standing before fucking God. Can't explain it without swearing. And I am not even a diehard football fan."
monesy could still get 3 more mvps and get #1 this year
>>2010644In a fair world he's 5th under ropz and flameZ, but given HLTV's bias towards him, he has a decent chance to get #3.
>>2010648>and flameZI know who you are
>>2010648i dont think so
>>2010650>>2010651He was 7th last year with worse stats. It's not unreasonable to think he'll get 5th after this hyper run from Vitality and him being a key player in many of those. He'd be higher but he doesn't have elite EVPs due to HLTV niggers robbing him.
>>20106557th last year was a total joke though
>>2010655Whatever you say, rabbi shlomoshtein
>>2010659Why? I think it was well deserved, Vitality were still a top 3 team in the world even with stinx and mezii situation spiraling.
>>2010663>top 3no? they won one tournamentthey were definitely behind navi, spirit and g2maybe tied with mouz and faze
>>2010663>stinx and mezii situationit was apex, not mezii
>>2010671that tournament was IEM Cologne while G2's were 2 meme blastsalso they consistently were in at least semis not counting Katowice, no other team can boast that
>>2010674in at least quarters*no group stage exits for over a year now, nuts!
>>2010674G2 won Dallas too
>>2010624Trashbl4 is horrible and is one of 3 reasons why BotBoom are dogshit.Those reasons are, of course:>hobgoblin s1ren>railway (who?)>bumbl4Magnojezz - ArtFr0st - d1Ledez core would be in top 20 with an imported IGL.
>>2010301>>2010317this jcobb guy doesn't even respond when being spoken to, very strange person
i wonned my 3rd open match 16-14 (then we pugged 2 and lost both)
wtf is this shit?i don't have any programs on, in fact my PC can barely run CS2 to be playable so i always close everything before playingi don't have antivirus or anything like thatthis never happened to me in CSGO
>>2010703bye bye chiter! )
>>2010703it senses you got bad vibes
>>2010710stfu nexa
>>2010703how new?
>>2010692based league enjoyer
>>2010724not very i'm just not familiar with these errors n shit
donk back to carrying his gf (angelwings)
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE TIMES
>>2010738talk of the town is suns1de had a fling with s1mple before she decided to settle down in a serious relationship with donk
>>2010743it sounds like a joke but like how did she get together with donk in the first place? she probably tried getting into contact with other cs pros before him. seems like a esports groupie.
So what is the exact moment we've entered the Niko humiliation ritual timeline?
>>2010740https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs
>>2010795
>>20107952012ination
>>2010795https://www.hltv.org/news/24945/niko-from-now-on-karrigan-wont-be-the-in-game-leader
>>2010807this is unbelievable
>>2010807wait, karrigan has been non-igl ever in csgo?
>>2010815nikkas don't know bout awppigan, fraggigan, top20igan
>>2010825yes that's 1.6
>>2010815oh you said csgo
>Defusing C4 will now lower the viewmodel weapon, prevent scoping, and delay firing the weapon by 150ms after exiting the defuse.
>>2010795he humiliates himself every time he want to become an igl. its like he is the only person in the world unaware that his potential is milked dry when he barely talks and just take the "go kill" order
>>2010895niko igl won dallas last year tho
>>2010691literally me
>>2010899that was stewart
>>2010904nope
>>2010691Like kayosuke said. Give it time.
seeing lots of seethe about the beta update on twitter so i think its good
RIP baiting scoping with the AWP when defusing (haven't seen that work in 10 years)
>>2010968you won't be able to come off defuse and shoot someone jiggling anymore in general
I'm gonna miss every single cac match, it might as well not be taking place
>>2010971I meant just giving the sound cue to make the enemy think you are off the defuse. That shit was like the swag pistol fake flash, a cool thing that never happened again.Many will seethe at the change but it's a nice one.
>>2010977I'm gonna watch the liquid bo1 at midnight then go to bed
>>2010851>Defusing C4 will now lower the viewmodel weapon, prevent scoping, and delay firing the weapon by 150ms after exiting the defuse.source? didn't see no update today
>>2010997Imagine being incapable of looking at news posts.
>>2010997It's a pre-release update. https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/498334899948749338You can try it out through the beta options.
serboturks seething on xitter at Metizsport lmaoit's really not going well for them in any aspect
GODquid game is finna be L I T
>>2011006>Defusing C4 will now lower the viewmodel weapon, prevent scoping, and delay firing the weapon by 150ms after exiting the defuse.absolutely unnecessary, what a shitty update if it goes through. i mean the zoom is whatever but the delay is retarded, fuck you again valve.
>>2011013because one of their own was taken from them?
>bo1slop
>>2011021dunno, he looks too white for a serb to me
CAC is taking place in some dudes apartment?
>>2011049wait I was skipping this game wtf is going onhuns were the lanslop vrs abusers? they're gonna get raped at the major
>Down 12-0>goes for the knifelmao
>>2011063that was based
>>2011057yea no chance, the bottom 3 of both asia and americas invites aren't even competitive, if only they could cut those for the 6 eu teams in line, at least they'll lose most of their spots for the major after this if things go as expected
>>2011063If a mongolian sees the opportunity to knife someone, they will take it no matter what kek.
>>2011072shut up faggotI meant this is the first eu team they've played since b8 in april, they qualified purely by abusing lanspam and prize money
Elige looks stoked, brosLiquid is easily taking this
>Elige looks stoked, bros>Liquid is easily taking this
LET'S GO LIQUID LET'S GO*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
VP will play with ICY after Valve pushed an update to their regulations after Striker directly asked them about this in an emailWhat an embarrassment of a situation, not even funny like in rain's case, ICY was already there to circumvent the rules and they didn't even take a group picture with him
Let's go IEM Babylon 1225 BC MVP, rape em.
prof desk is comfy, why'd he get blackballed after that one event that one time?>>2011111wait what were they planning on doing, why does that require clarification
>>2011086yes, and I was replying to your rape remark, all those I mentioned will meet the same fate as the huns and most are guilty of the same type of local lan farming, to find a worse team in eu you gotta scroll down to the 28th or so https://www.hltv.org/valve-ranking/teams/2025/october/6/region/Europe
>>2011115read >>2009764VP wanted to pull a fast one and replace ICY in the fame-FL1T-ICY core with b1st registering Mr. Beast as a "substitute" and PHYSICALLY replacing ICY, as per Striker's words on HLTV Confirmed yesterday.
>>2011122I know, I mean how'd they think they were gonna get away with it. if icy doesn't play any matches how is he one of the "participating roster's athletes" just because he's on site it seems like what they wanted to do was already banned, were they gonna put up a curtain and have b1st play behind it and pretend he was icy?
>>2011130>>2011130>>2011130
It's interesting how all the ways I predicted people would try to exploit the system for VRS came true.
>>2011120two 0-3s a majoraustin 0-3: METIZPORT, lost to imperial, tyloo, wildcardshanghai 0-3: FNATIC, lost to rare atom, wildcardcopenhagen: both AMKAL, lost to mongolz, and KOI, lost to furiaeufags always bringing up the rear while bragging about how they deserve more anyway
>>2009919thanks unc
>>2011141as an EUfag this is true, the low end tier 2 teams have kinda sucked lately, and i predict the trend is gonna continue in Budapestlike Parivision has done fuck all the entire year and failed every LAN qualifier, they only made it because of fucking Landalan which was a bunch of absolutely shit teams except Betboom (who are also mid as fuck)
>>2011156>like Parivision has done fuck all the entire yearthey're literally the best tier-2 team right now, what are you even saying?
>>2011156actually mb they qualified for Starladder at least, but they barely did anything of note there
>>2010394Rain is no different.
>>2011172I wouldn't help them out the way rain did but at least he came there to play, icy came to sit in the corner and watch but valve changed the rule so vp had to field him, that's pathetic to agree to
>>2011158what's the best team they've beaten in the past 6 months
>>2011184oh so that's what it meant, damn that some cucked shit fr vp really is a garbage orgI was right to put them third last>>1993957
what a performance from VP
>>2011141you don't need to go 0-3 to be considered raped, 2 dog teams will inevitably face each other, but out of these only fnatic are relevant for this major or part of the 28 teams I mentioned, if not for backstabbing cypher I'd say they're much better now but fuck them honestly
>>2011192B8 on LANGentle Mates and Inner Circle onlineAs well as consistently beating upper tier-2 teams like OG, 9INE, fnatic, ECSTATIC, ENCE, BB all online
>>2011201wow, b8 on lan? THE b8?hotu beat furia and mongolz a week ago and they're bumfuck russians+goatb3r7, "literally the best tier-2 team right now" peaked at beating literal whos like b8 and gentle mates and "inner circle" who no one itt could even name the lineup of?
>>2011192>falling for bait this obvious
>>2011200>2 dog teams will inevitably face each otherirrelevant, because I only gave you the matches those teams lost to na/sa/asian teams>out of these only fnatic are relevant for this majorlol"well every major for years at least one of the two worst teams was from eu, but those were those teams, these new teams won't do that"no thanks
VP should be banned from the game
>>2011205no he believes it, that's why it's funny
>>2011202>durr hotu beat furia once that means dey betteryou're very stupid, parivision have attended 2 lans this season and had points equal to NIP who abused NA LANs for their pointsif having a 77% winrate over the last 3 months isn't enough to be the best of the swamp then I don't know what else can please you>who no one itt could even name the lineup ofgo and jerk off to big orgs, loser, don't start conversations about shit you don't watch
>>2011210>if having a 77% winrate over the last 3 months isn't enough to be the best of the swamp then I don't know what else can please youwhat's the huns wr past 3 months>points equal to NIPnip raped parivision on lan causing them to almost go out last, is that why you're sore about em>shit you don't watchif you had more than a passing familiarity with inner circle before epl you're unemployed or ukrainianno, it's not impressive to never beat a top 20 team. if parivision didn't shart out at starseries, they could've played one, but they lost to the teams you bragged about them beating
>>2011217>what's the huns wr past 3 monthswow you got me mann, you're very smart, european tier-2 and asian tier-2 are equal to each other, very true>is that why you're sore about emprojection? nip are regarded as a good tier-2 team and are high up in the vrs ranking, and pari matched that ranking with purely online games>if you had more than a passing familiarity with inner circle before epl you're unemployed or ukrainianneither, I am someone who cares about tier-2don't bother replying further, dunno why I argued with a moron who admitted he doesn't watch tier-2 but has a very strong opinion about it
>>2011210>you're very stupid, parivision have attended 2 lans this season lmao played Landalan 2 to farm VRS against also a bunch of shitter teams and lost in groups to Arcred and Spirit Academy imagine unironically shilling for this shitty betting company team, for free
>>2011226>literally got lost in landalans and confused #2 with #3i stand by my statement that you're a moron
>>2011229you are literally retardedhttps://www.hltv.org/events/8409/betboom-landalan-2please gtfo of this thread before people start losing braincells reading this shit
>>2011233any reason you linked a tournament from may (last season) when they've changed 2 players since then and went on to become a lot better?
>>2011224>european tier-2 and asian tier-2 are equal to each other, very truehow can you tell if they never play a t1 teamlynn vision beat b8 on lan, and 3dmax too, would they be a top tier eu t2 team?>projectionyou brought em up out of nowhere, how could it be projection>I am someone who cares about tier-2so do you not watch the games or are you lying about being unemployed
>>2011236Are you that nigga who defends Kyousuke/Falcons?
>>2011255no? should we revoke vitality's 30 game winstreak because they were bad in 2024 with Spinx?
>>2011256just asking because you have similar opinions and writing styles
>>2011236because Landalan is almost on the level of LANs NiP was abusing and they couldn't even farm that oneanyway go fuck yourself you autistic clown, this is the last reply i give you. just so you know, not even russians give a shit about this team and org (except maybe Jame) who changed 10 players over course of a year to achieve nothing, and you are probably the single retard defending them in any argument online ever, congratulations i guess.
>>2011255>that nigga who defends Kyousuke/Falconswho
>>2011265Do you defend kayosuckyfucky and failcl0wns?
>>2011263okay sperg, you probably didn't even notice the lineup drastically changing and thought you're smart enough for this convo xdd
>>2011268no
>>2011271good
you now remember Parivision trying to abuse balkan qualifiers to get into a BLAST event and getting btfo by Zero Tenacityhttps://www.hltv.org/events/8596/res-showdown-2-adria-open-qualifier
you now remember that your retarded attempt at samefagging is extra retarded because there's a new thread and only 3 people are currently here
>>2011279you're one of the 3 tho
>>2011280and you said you won't reply to me yet you're still very butthurt about being low iq so you reply without quoting in a dead thread
>>2011281no I'm the 3rd guy
>>2011255the failclowns guy aka the frogposter is an obvious troll and can be funny sometimes, this nigga is just sad as fuck and an absolute bore
>>2011279there's me >>2011268this guy who replied 6 seconds later >>2011269 this guy in 55 seconds >>2011271 and the guy he's arguing with >>2011263
>>2011285there are multiple failcl0wns "guys" everyone hates them basically but yes the guy who defends them at each occasion is pathetic, hope he at least gets paid to do it.
