calling for zywoo to show up edition
where's broky...? :/
b-budapest major wont have scrawnders grand final right haha surely not
>found a tier 1 awper igl to mentor himThat's like Messi coaching the next Messi
>>2058448way to ruin my mood...
>>2058448starladder is 3 esls in a trenchcoat, it'll be spunj and machine
Ight, someone post the zyghost meme.
is there any detailed info for the differences between mag7/nova/sawed off? I love the shotguns in this game
>>2059908nova = spreadsawed off = knifemag7 = mp9
>Finally a team that's fun to watch and can actually compete with the obnoxious French fan team and sandnigger Saudi team>They are BrazilianI fucking hate it here
>>2058448>baldkek
>>2061077look at it this way:the only way a brazilian team can compete in top5 is by importing eu players
LETS GO FALCONS*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*LETS GO FALCONS*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*LETS GO FALCONS*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
>>2061095That's a fair point but it won't stop the favela monkeys shitting up every single place to discuss the game.At least there won't be a new wave of them putting shit at the end of their namesniggas named "fartboxzera" and shit
>>2061077>>2061095>>2061322It's just a game, why do you have to be mad?
ah yes the infamous brazilians posters. the ones who shit up every single place to discuss by saying "presente professor"statfags who bring retarded numbers? they improve the discussionf0ze drones sucking karrigan off until no drop is left? they improve the discussions0mplefags notifying us about his incoming matchfixed game? they improve the discussionskintards sharing their dogshit combos? they improve the discussioninferno 5v3 webm posters? they improve the discussion
cant hit an awp shot to save my life but hitting them bhops all day
>>2059908just google "cs2 weapon stats" and you should find a google sheet with all kinds of details: how fast you move with the gun, jumping inaccuracy, ladder inaccuracy all kinds of stuff the auto shotty and the mag 7 are the only ones worth using tho and you can only use them by getting a one and done in a corner so i dont really see what you love about them
>>2062001yes Joao, every other fan is better than a Brazilian fan.Don't be so butthurt next time, your tan is showing
>>2062395Yea, it's the Brazilians spamming every /cs/ with autistic schizocharts about favelas.
oILESY MVP
>Scrawnders
How do all of his poses look faggy? Its starting to get ridiculous atp.
>>2062546I HATE IT SO FUCKING MUCH
i like launders+scrawny, sue mealso we used to play on the same kz server 11 years ago
>>2062550
Absolute state of the entire nation of Brazil
>>2062565They had a three week era.
>>2062565it's greatgood odds, time to gambleexpect to lose your money tho. This is the kind of tournament falcons might actually win
DON'T EAT THE LOCAL FOOD DUPREEHDON'T DO IT
>>2062562launders knows ball, but scrawny just describing what's on the screen IN A RASPY YELLING VOICE is so annoying
Hoping to see a classic ChoKo choke now.
>>2062581>launders knows ballstop pooping in the streets please
all i can do is clap for this map1 kyxsan is lifegaming rn and this wont happen thrice in the same day
>>2062598>this wont happen thrice in the same daykyxsan is alright. But yeah, it won't happen. Also shouldn't happen at allyou don't buy 2million dollar players for your igl to hard carry
And when the world needed him most...he vanished.
>>2062607that motherfucker really has a roman face
lolmaybe he'll carry another map anyway
holy shit tesesstop tryharding
lets say we are kicking teses and his ugly hairline which twink will your replace him with to make the ultimate boy band team?
Kyosuka where?
>>2062617whoever hltv faggots hype up
Freya :)
>>2062877
Real choko masterclass today
all this comeback for niko to shit his pants and lose in map 5 i'm 100% sure
what a roundbut no kit in OT?
shit cj shit...
no map 5 lmao
lolko purgatory continues
>GOD WANTED ME TO WIN TODAYbased christchad yekindar
NiKwab
any1 watch train lose 5mil betting on falcons? (fake money tho)
will this sorry ass team ever win anything lmao
>>2063222just 100M more bro, we just need a need roster bro, trust me next buy out will work for sure bro
VAI TOMA NO CU GRINGOS FILHOS DAS PUTAAQUI É BRASIL PORRA
>>2063256No one was rooting for the Falcons, relax bro
Furia Blessed
>>2063222does this count?
thorin is molding so hard lmao it's the only way he gets any relevancy, by being a sorry ass loser. Probably racist too
>>2063625He's an autistic retard baiting macacos and then crying about their reactions.
The update crash helped me expand my black lam collection. We need another crash so I can get the rest.
>>2063290No since m0NESY had already signed with Falcons at the time this match was played.
map poolancientanubisbasaltmillsnukeoverpasstrain
a good postwe can draw lines between the evolution of the abrahamic faiths and the goats of cs2. i am not here to blaspheme, im merely comparing the lore of these faiths to the history of cs2.first of all anything before s1mple is pre-rabinnic judaism, as s1mple is the messiahfigures like f0rest, markeloff, neo and other hall of famers are the prophets of the old testament like isaiah, micah, moses, etc.kennyS is john the baptist - the elevated figure which foretold the coming of s1mple, the messiahzywoo is the prophet muhammad who recognized s1mple as a prophet but demoted him from messiah and god status, elevating himself as the final prophetdonk is st. peter - he got the keys of the church from s1mple and recognizes him as the GOAT (messiah) with the highest peak (sanctity) of all timem0nesy is the false prophet, the antichrist - he claims to be a fan of s1mple, but he has a secret agenda and is tempted by the devil (Niko)Niko, and especially his fans are a reflection of the rabinnic judaists who don't recognize either of the other goats (zywoo and s1mple) and believe that the messiah is yet to come (maybe they believe m0nesy is the true messiah)molodoy is the second coming of s1mple the messiah which was foretold in revelations, and fallen is john the evangelist, who wrote the book of revelations and foretold the second coming(as a side note: Astralis as a team is a reflection of the Roman Emprie pre-Constantine, where there were many dieties within a mythology, as their era oversaw s1mple's gradual rise to GOAThood, like how Christianity spread throughout the roman empire)
our guy dropping a guidehttps://youtu.be/BL8HLNGTbBE
>>2066600much appreciated I kek'd
>>2066600>molodoy is the second coming of s1mple the messiah which was foretold in revelationsheresy but>fallen is john the evangelist, who wrote the book of revelations and foretold the second comingwhat was the 2018 flamie+s1mple to sk thing
>>2066600>m0nesy is the false prophet, the antichrist - he claims to be a fan of s1mple, but he has a secret agenda and is tempted by the devil (Niko)>Niko, and especially his fans are a reflection of the rabinnic judaists who don't recognize either of the other goats (zywoo and s1mple) and believe that the messiah is yet to come (maybe they believe m0nesy is the true messiah)Falcoons in shambles
>>2066438small drama update, he got canned from refrag and banned from faceit
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2388217/parivision-vs-bcgame-esl-challenger-league-season-50-europe-finalswashed up awper vs jame happening now
>>2066876it's ogretale of the tape hype lead-in is "jame v elec grudge match"
>>2066884so many awpers force awp in bad situations because they're bad at rifling. zywoo doesn't and that's the biggest difference. players like torzsi will just continue buying awp on t side inferno for example and just be useless most rounds because every round ends in an exec anyway.
>>2066899True but FalleN drops molodoy the AWP no matter the situation simply because molodoy is him and knows how to use it. The kid is the second coming of s1mple as said by >>2066600
>>2066600>m0nesy is the false prophet, the antichrist - he claims to be a fan of s1mple, but he has a secret agenda and is tempted by the devil (Niko)
Where do you guys get your knifes? Is CSfloat trustworthy? Or are there others especially that have referral codes that could get me a small discount with the first purchase?
>>2067038i sold a bunch of old weekly drops on CSfloat to buy a knife, never had any problems there, it's trusty
>>2067007but seriously this shit between them is weird, m0nesy in the interview after the final said Niko played "very well". nigga everyone saw the fucking game, no need to blatantly lie.
goated on that nigga
>>2067060Defending your team mates is natural but the lengths m0NESY goes to really makes it clear that he is NiKo's bottom
>>2067060I mean that's ok. Why would you publically talk shit about your teammates?
So the fatty who made this thread just spammed images so everyone would migrate over to this thread? I'm staying over there, fuck you.
>>2067092>So the fatty who made this thread just spammed images so everyone would migrate over to this thread?That's our resident unc. He made this thread minutes after the last thread was created because his autism gets activated over links in the OP.
>>2067092the fatty that made the other thread by imagespamming also imagespammed to move us to this one
>>2067106>the fatty that made the other thread by imagespamming also imagespammed to move us to this oneDifferent people unc.https://www.hltv.org/
s0mple
fuck me, s1mple is not coming backat least on this team>>2067117>uncnot the guy who made this thread, I think he was in the wrong for that, but I doubt there are 2 people who are autistic about which thread people post in and monitor the image cap to crosslink with the last image of a thread, and who both care about this shit that muchwhen you (or he) isn't around, it goes to image cap and someone makes a thread when they notice like half an hour later
I'm on the brink of becoming a thread making autist here to stop this seething about the OP. Holy shit it's so fucking annoying and the OP doesn't even get vandalized, it's always CS related. Be glad it's not something completely unrelated like I don't know a Valorant hero and stop complaining my god.
>>2067148>becoming a thread making autist here to stop this seethingisn't that what the two we have say they're doing, how would a third help
Why did so many of the chinks in rivals hong kong were rooting for Falcons? Sovless fucking team mocked by everyone.
Budapest, MVM Dome, StarLadder Major 2025, finals. 5th map, mid-round, the entire arena blacks out. 20,000 Hungarians start whistling. A sweaty organizer runs on stage with a megaphone:“Power grid failed! We have backup bike! We need strong legs!” All eyes turn to the analyst desk. Pimp sighs, already taking off his jacket.“Of course it’s me...”. They wheel out a neon-green stationary bike wired straight into the grid. Big screen shows: NEED 900 W TO BOOT. Pimp hops on in dress shoes, loosens his tie, and starts spinning. 30 seconds in he’s already at 650 W.SpunJ on the mic: “HE DID IT! Pimp just solo-queued the Hungarian power grid! StarLadder, sign this man to a lifetime contract—he's your new MVP!”. Pimp stands up, suit trousers ripping slightly at the thigh, and absolutely sends it.Meter hits 1,100 W. Lights explode back on. Servers scream alive with 0.2 seconds left on the round clock. He coasts with one leg, grabs his water, and deadpans into the live mic:“StarLadder, the bill for my thighs is coming. Pay your electricity next time.”. Crowd gives him a standing ovation. Someone throws a paprika shaker on stage. Pimp bows once, dripping sweat, and mutters: “I lost weight”. The bike now sits in the StarLadder museum with a plaque that reads:“Pimp – 1,121 W peak. The Dane who saved the Major. Never forget.”
>>2067127just one more half-retired boomer, just one moretrust the process
>>2067195how old do you think andu and cacanito are
>>2067189ESL dog
>>2067189answered your own question
>>2067178Now that I think about it, one of them did cry about me image spamming to make a new one even though I was just there when thread hit image limit. You are right, there's no saving it. Even if I make all the threads he will still complain.
>>2067200they're the problem+rain+coldzera
>>2067215my badbut it seems like you have the thread autism in you already
>>2067302I do, but not for this place.
Russian reactions to BC.Game vs PARIVISION:>cacanito prime!>elec is fresh meat, ruins another team with his presence>man fuck cs, sasha boot up dota (c) leaked comms>pr1metapz clears fatronic so hard>electronic's list of excuses: cacaNito in the team, tournament not a priority (LAN team), dota is better, I got a helicopter so idgaf, my hamster got aids, bad aura, input lag, I am drunkkk abit)), radar, Jame is God, too many bettors>Papa Jame got his revenge finally>they just don't give a shit, sasha found a dota match and ordered nexa to lose fast>no reason to hate them guys, it's over, they're done and just playing for fun, you can bury anything you hoped for
>>2067392>Jame is God
>been playing this game for 2 days now>already mangled my mouse because I was on a 7 death streak in DMJust threw that thing onto the ground and started stomping on it
>>2067392>sasha found a dota match and ordered nexa to lose fastMy goat.
>>2067392dogshit trigger discipline
https://www.dust2.us/news/67758/refrag-drops-co-owner-after-toxic-tirade-from-faceit-gameSMOKED
>>2067476>muh reddit finger
>>2067482Its even more cringe when they tell you to never point some gun towards someone despite having safety on
>>2067189Because the chinks jerk off to the aryans NiKo and m0NESY. +kyousuke has a lot of fangirls
>>2067487kys
>>2067478rofl what the fuck
>>2067141>but I doubt there are 2 people who are autistic about which thread people post inIf you wanna call me autistic that's fine. I'm the guy who made the last thread, I don't do it that often but ever since I found out there's a guy who gets super anal about links in the OP and not calling it an "Esports Discussion Thread" I try to make sure I bake the new thread when I'm posting and the thread hits the image limit. It amuses me to no end to know there's a guy out there who gets mad about it.
>>2067392>picrel of me and vro killin' goyim
>>2067512i started calling it esports discussion thread years ago when generals were still banned on this board. they're not anymore so it's not really relevant
>>2067512yes, this is autistic or antisocialyou're fucking it up for anyone not involved, not by "breaking the rules" and naming the thread the wrong thing, but by intentionally triggering unalterable autists who'd otherwise be docileI don't want to deal with threadsplitting and bitching and so on which only happens when you make threads, and which you'd be perfectly fine and capable of not doing. you're valuing your own momentary enjoyment over the summed irritation of all bystanders
>>2067540the bitching only happens from the people that give anon power by seething and posting about it autistically, just ignore it it doesn't fucking matter. Threadsplitting only happens rarely when two people make a thread at the same time
>>2067540Sorry but I don't have any love for the mentally disabled. I will continue pissing this guy off.
>>2067553>Threadsplitting only happens rarely when two people make a thread at the same timethey do it back and forth, rushing to make threads, making threads early, making protest threads, it's not coincidence>>2067555you are the mentally disabled, that has nothing to do with what I said
>>2067553You didn't even read the post kek. >>2067555Yea keep triggering the autist until he becomes some fucking schizo and starts shitting up the whole thread. If it gets to that point you will just leave us with a fucking schizo since you certainly don't give a single fuck about CS, you just want to make someone angry for a few laughs.
still like a week til da major.....
>>2067688easy win for falcons
>>2067691are they doing 5th place deciders this year
I'm still pissed they didn't replace paypal they're squandering away the golden years of this roster.
>>2067748>golden years
business idea : esports are far whiter than /sp/
>>2067780meaning whatthe margins are way lower, esports is a money pit
>>2067748they're all 23they're not gonna do it til after the major anyway
>>2067127I'm supposed to think this is s1mple's fault when 3 of his teammates have a lower than 0.60 rating?
>>2067748Trust. Behind the scenes Carlos is already pulling the strings and directing sAw to cut him off. Either we get the russian kid from the academy or sAw attempts to play god and resurrect s1mple.
>Major already starts in a few daysThis 2nd half of the year just flew by like it's nothing
>>2068364slightly fewer non-major tournaments with all teams this season, i think it's 8 last season and 6 this one
