#FAZEDOWN Edition>Ongoing & Upcoming TournamentsBudapest Major DEI Stage [Nov 24th - Nov 27th]Budapest Major Play-Ins [Nov 29th - Dec 2nd]Budapest Major [Dec 4th - Dec 14th]>Very Important Linkshttps://counter-strike.nethttps://hltv.orghttps://liquipedia.net/cs>Previous Thread>>2057876
is it time?
>>2080248Vexite OWNS Brazil
>>2080248retarded twitterfag kys
What's the point of having 4 setups in the 'arena' when 2 teams play somewhere else?
Official thead songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
>>2080254qualifying to the pre real event isnt winning something buddy. maybe for na, aussies and f0zetards it is, but for people who support real teams it isnt.the real event starts at stage 3
why is na's mogger coefficient so highniggas got them some clean jawlines
Reminder that Auschads run this shithole.
>>2080266>nooooooooo you le didn't le heckin le win cause le it doesn't le heckin counterinolmao loser 4trancels mad
>>2080266>I don't enjoy watching cs. please make the entire event a blast 6 team playoff bracket, just 5 matches and we can wrap it upwhy are you here then? come back in a week and a half
>the best brazilian players right now are>molody>yekindarsrsly?
guys i don't know if anyone thought about it this way but i think rare atom sucks major ass
>>2080266FaZe lives rent free in your head, holy shit.
>>2080277All Chinese teams do.
>>2080276Yes.
i'd save children but not brazilian children
@2080274what a dogshit reading comprehension lmao. don't even @ me again
i'd save children but not the chinese children
>>2080287Hey, noticed you're new here but here on 4channel we don't use @ to quote posts but instead we use meme arrows, to help you out I will do the first one for you >>2080274Hope this helps! and good luck with your epic memeing!
i'd save children but not the hebrew children
Very likely Lynn Vision and M80 wins would get us MoggerLegion vs FaZe tomorrow
>>2080287steaming mad cuz I'm rightif the games are meaningless, why are you watching them? if this is a qualifier for a qualifier to the real event, and no good teams are playing, why are you reading every post itt to get mad about them?
>>2080288don't worry actual chinese people wouldn't save their own children either
>NA chads win no matter whatincredibly based
now that dona lost some weight she is by far the most fuckable CS girl
>>2080297My beautiful hag wife sjokz mogs this balkan whore
swish on em hoes
EZ for the IEM Oakland MVP
>>2080302you need meds
>>2080307it's a 0-3 game, it's been ez for everyone
yes at least i got Rare Atom for a 0-3 pick
>>2080308nexa come get ya bitch
>>2080308>albanian slut for BSC
falcons winning this major would genuinely be the good ending, no one else who stands a chance would appreciate it as much, vitality? takes it for granted, back to normal after 3 mins of celebration, spirit? same, except they will be stonefaced even during that, furia? they've won so much lately it'd just be a bonus, falcons? everyone except kyousuke would lose their minds, it would make all the G2 and heroic heartbreaks worth it, they'd live on that for the next year
>>2080273lol, love that webm )
cmon daps lock in>>2080313>no one else who stands a chance would appreciate it as muchI'm gonna fuck your mom, I'll appreciate it more than your dad, who takes it for granted
>falcons winning this major would genuinely be the good ending
>>2080313>falcons>winninglmao
>>2080308
>>2080317HE'S ON THE BOARD
>>2080313no falcon fan (us) want zonic to win.we (falcon fans) have decided that furia or g2 winning the major would be the best outcome.
>FaZe lost to thisThey're about to get dicked down 1-3 aren't they.
>>2080320
>>2080308It's not fair, how does this ogre nexa get to tap this
>>2080317no you won't>>2080319it's the good ending, I did not say that the script writers had decided on it yet
>>2080330>falcons>winning
>>2080330yes I will, it's the good ending, I deserve it. your dad fucked her so much recently it'd just be a bonus, I'd really enjoy it
>>2080302He is right, but only because Sjokz is a League whore. Sjokz mogs the shit out of that balkan midget.
>>2080333it's been 25 years or so actually, and I don't think you would
>>2080308>anon sees a bit of booby and loses all cognition
is the broky hate really justified?
Why do people pretend to like Falcons for attention here?
>>2080353Yes
>>2080308she could lose some (a lot) of weight
>>2080353Unfortunately, yes.
guys lets kick a top 10 player and get a random t2 polish awper
>>2080366And keep our washed IGL
>>2080353I'll trade you a #6 for your #8
>>2080372>>2080366
chinkbros, it feels like genghis khan all over again
yo is it happening?kinda rather m80 go 2-1, they have a better shot as the bo3s go on
FlyQuest to majorFaze to trash bin
>>2080313tbqH i want them to win just to see r/magog's reaction
>>2080376it is not happening
we will get NRG vs M80 for 3-0 match
>>2080380tbqh I want to fuck your mom just to see your reaction
So why are EUchuds so bad at CS?
>>2080392>So why are EUchuds so bad at CS?
Cmon now Faze, go ahead and finish me off quickly rather than extending my pain and hope
>>2080392the good eu teams aren't playing round 1 of the major lol
Nothing goes as planned in this accursed world
>>2080404>the good eu teams aren't playingYeah cause they suck at CS
>>2080407(You)Enjoy ""pretending"" to be retarded
>>2080409>calls me retarded>loses
do people really think s0mple is better than broky in the current year? dude can barely beat a random faceit stack
>>2080414>do people really thinkno
>>2080414s0mple is better than broky in the current year
for fuck's sake can we just agree both s1mple and broky are ass right now? poop is not better than shit
>>2080429>sniping 91>sniping 92broky > s0mple
>>2080432nos1mple came into faze with like a week to prepare, and they made playoffs. he had 1 bad series in stage 2, and then 1 bad map in stage 3broky is about to get faze knocked out of the major in the plumbers and retirees stage
>>2080328me defending brazil
>auschads have won as many maps as chinks have lostlmao
really like this m80 lineup
>NA has never made it to playoffs in a majorwill they do it this time?
>>2080446The best Chinese team is already in Stage 2.
>>2080460DIETRICH
>>2080464With 0 wins.
>>2080464Best Chinese team is currently losing.
>>2080466How many Stage 2 wins does FlyQuest have?
>>2080470More than China.
>>2080475Stage 2 hasn't started yet.
Cmon LV I need you to win so GL can rape FaZe tomorrow
>>2080476For China cause they lost yeah.
Ayy the audio issues are back
flyquest more like gayquest
>>2080487Sorry but you already lost and are insecure.
faze more like gayze
This Major got no Aura.
i was wondering where the resident chink went, thought he killed himself desu
>2080488>everyone that makes fun of my team is le boogeymanschizo moment
>>20802482 pure mongolian teams on majorWho couldve predicted this couple of years ago?
Furia will win the Major
>>2080492Gonna propose to him now?
Reminder that you are watching the DEI stage of the major. None of this matters.
>>2080500not
flyquest got such easy opponentslegacy is okay but imperial and fluxo are literal garbage
i wonned my upper round 1 open match 2-0 but missed the major games...
>>2080495Why are insecure people too scared to respond directly?
https://www.twitch.tv/richardlewisreportsWe're all watching here btw
cant believe im in a timeline where NAchads are laughing at us EUbros
>>2080500MOUZ will win
Suffering as FaZe fan without rain just isn't the same.
>>2080514
>>2080504you need to post it 10 more times, then people will start believing you don't care at all about your teams losing
>>2080492the real chink left during the sharty hack. i choose to believe he went outside and met some real friends and his life is on the upswing now that he isn't worrying about imaginary australians 24/7.
>>2080530G2 are in stage 1 bro. I don't really give a shit about this stage aside from the potential of FaZe bombing out against bums.
>>2080536>I don't really give a shit about this stage
so what's the deal with broky? how to you go from top 8 to this?
>>2080545>how to you go from top 8 to this?Your acting like this just happend. botky has been ass for all of 2025.>>2080539Yes. I don't care about this stage with the exception of preying on FaZe's downfall.
>>2080536>I don't really give a shit about this stageso what are all the posts for? the only faze game was hours ago
the matches tomorrow and the day after will be better if the huns lose
>>2080553Can I only make fun of this stage and FaZe when their game is on? It's a post that took me 5 seconds to make, intended to downplay FlyQuests tremendous achievement and poke fun at Australians. Don't read that deep into it.
>>2080566>I don't le heckin careino>keeps postinguh huh
>>2080568Can you stop being disingenuous for once?
>>2080571>still postingSomebody sure seems invested despite claiming to not care.
>>2080552>Yes. I don't care about this stage
>guys I don't care did you know that I don't care cause I don't care aren't I unique cuse I don't care give me attention cause I don't care
WELOME BROKY TO GAMER LEGION
why won't they fix jitter
>>2080566>It's a post that took me 5 seconds to makeand how long did you spend reading the thread, getting so mad you had to passive aggressively seethe about it
>>2080585animgraph2 related isn't itthat won't be fixed soon i think its gonna be downstream from half life 3 devs
either gamerlegion or parivision go home tomorrow
POST THE DAMN MATCH UPS
>this tier 5 team nobody knows a single player's name? i care about them>this dogshit cs that looks like an average faceit match? i enjoy watching it>what? you don't care? why do you hate the game so much? NONONO stop posting here if YOU don't care>hatewatching? the team you hatewatched already played. leave this threat and stop posting!!!
china double 0-3 stage 3 keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>2080590
>>2080590https://majors.im/
Dona you little tease...
>>2080592who are you quoting?
>>2080597pit goddess
>>2080592>stop posting here if YOU don't care>the team you hatewatched already played. leave this threatyes, eslbro? what's the flaw in the logic hereI think bronies are retarded but you won't catch me on /mlp/ reading about shit I don't care about and telling them to get a life
>>2080594RIP FaZe
>>2080594damn this is boring
>>2080594Parivision, Faze outFnatic, NIp in
KEK FQ RAPED THEIR WAY THROUGH BRAZILhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2387851/legacy-vs-flyquest-starladder-budapest-major-2025-stage-1https://www.hltv.org/matches/2388033/imperial-vs-flyquest-starladder-budapest-major-2025-stage-1https://www.hltv.org/matches/2388045/flyquest-vs-fluxo-starladder-budapest-major-2025-stage-1Last BO3 was 26-4 KWABITY KWAB!!!!
>>2080592See>>2080580
Gringos are pathetic lol
>wake up> It's the first of the month> https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gNwG_ID6u84
I can see why one would wish for FlyQuest to fail every single time. This place becomes unbearable when FlyQuest wins, gacha general tier insufferable.
>>2080616Honestly respect for admitting you go to gacha generals.
>>2080620Not anymore, but it seems this place isn't that much different right now.
>>2080492Man I miss /ourchink/ he would've loved today's results.
macacos are pathetic lol
f0ze niggas will blame EVERYONE except fatty mcfat fuck fattiganyou deserve all the rape you're getting right now
>>2080616>doubt Auschads>seethe endlessly when they winWhy does success breed jealousy?
>>2080616>gacha general>>2080623>Not anymoreyou can't make this shit upretards who gambled their actual money away on anime waifus are trying to take the moral high ground
>>2080629hes fragging
>no issues today>>2078513>>2078528>>2078558>>2078553you nignogs gonna apologize or nah? bitch ass niggas
>>2080634*fagging
>>2080635>>2080482
>>2080637>1 (one) {singular} [uno] postI'll consider that as an apology.
>>2080629You should post that in their threads not here man, just saying.
>>2080594FaZe should be able to beat RC at least
>>2080640>no issues>no
>>2080642FaZe should beat Bad News Eagles at least. They won the last major you know.
>>2080637I didn't make any of the posts you quoted, but for the 2nd day running you didn't watch the event and just want to talk about it on a meta level out of indian fraternalityjust fuck off already
>>2080661I didn't make the post you quoted, but I wouldn't watch the second day after the fiasco that happened yesterday either LMAOOOOO
>>2080661or what bitchboy?
the izzat is lost saarladderbros...
>>2080672kwab autist polcel
>>2080672time to eat more cow shit i guess
You already have shit for brains fag
>>2080678>can't respond to people
>>2080677kek true
>peoplepolcels aren't people
>>2080686See>>2080681
>>2080635no why would I? audio issues persist and there were some lengthy tech pauses too, it's a lot better than yesterday just mildly annoying instead of unwatchable, but still not great
>>2080670or nothing, you're just annoying and unlikableyou can say "lol I'm gonna keep being annoying and you can't stop me" but if you had human decency you'd stop
racist shitheads talmbout "human decency"KEK SYBAU
>human decency
>>2080695not racism at all just facts about the organizers of this fine counterstrike 2 major we're discussing>Founded in 2011, StarLadder is a Ukrainian tournament operator. On January 31st, 2025, the company was acquired by NODWIN Gaming. [2]>NODWIN Gaming is an India-based esports media production company, established in 2014.
jamebros how do we feel against gamerlegion?
damn polcels really are retarded huh
>>2080616Why do peepoo fags seethe so much when their peepoo teams get dabbed on while Auschads win?
>>2080695>racist shitheadswhere's the racismeasy to deflect and think of yourself as a holy crusader being annoying for good, hard to take accountability
fluxo 2-1 nipb8 0-2 legacyred canidds 2-0 fazenrg 2-0 fnaticpari gl is a tossup desuimperial 2-0 huns
>>2080702>>2080709refer to>>2078536>>2078525and don't give me this "where's the racism" bullshit you're fucking retarded don't even @ me again dumbfucks
>flunked out of stage 1 pickemscoinchads...it's already fucking over
>>2080716>why do people blame the people running the eventWow what an insightful post my brahmin friend
>>2080716kek seethingeveryone here literally shit on saudis about EWC 24/7, everyone was having a laugh at the paid actors in the crowd, and the forced org points that made failcucks "champions" of EWCW and talking about how they tried to blind aurora when they RAPED failcucks
human decency is for humans, not indians
>>2080716how do you know who's on the production team?>don't give me this "where's the racism" bullshityou called me a racist shithead for saying you're defending starladder because you're indian, which is a fact. you did not go on rants about racism during shanghai while watching 0 games
>>2080714You are putting too much faith in brazilians.
actually it's okay to shit on saudis because of what they did to this game but Indians are literally innocent and considering this is their first event they're doing quite fine
>>2080752good morning
>>2080752appreciate it big dawg
>>2080752>but Indians are literally innocent and considering this is their first event they're doing quite fine?
>>2080752>this is their first eventhow new
>>2080248Rape and kill broky
>>2080804broky is not a problem. pol*sh scum on the other hand...
>>2080804If you leave when things are going bad, dont come back when they start going well.FAZE THE FUCK UP
>>2080811broky is a problem too, but I agree on the polish question, joe cobb has worse numbers than rain ffs
>>2080500if molodoy keeps performing, absolutely. He fucking shat on zywoo and monesy. If you counter them you counter those two fraud teams
>>2080414when s1mple played in Faze he was substantially better than broky, and the team chemistry instantly improvedi'm pretty sure it would have stayed that way had Faze signed him, but we'll never knowafter broky came back he had a short period of resurgence but it all went downhill again, the laast time he really played great was against Vitality in that one tournament where he clutched on mirage, forgot which one it was
>>2080834that play on train where Monesy dropped the AWP and still got shit on was beautiful. It was almost as if Monesy metaphysically gave up his role as an awper to the superior predator. He was drained of his honor and skill. Monesy will never recover.
If you're a f0ze fan and have an iq over 10, denounce fattigan right fucking now.
>>2080916Never>t. karrigod fan since 2014
>>2080933You're either a f0ze fan or a fattigan fan, it is not possible to be both.
>wake up>RA and LV both 3-0>FQ 3-0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH WATCH OUTCHINKY WINKY FINNA HAVE A MELTY
faze sisters, i... i just don't know
>>2081000she has to cheat on nexa with someone else. there is no way she travel around the world alone, hangs around with a lot of men, and doesn't cheat on his fatass bf
>>2081020Trust the planFaze up
>>2081104I'm losing it bro being a fan of this team has been nothing but dreadful this last year
thunder downunder is the next flyquest
>>2081148they're the old flyquest
>>2081152and the new
>>2081056Normally I'd agree but I think she's lowkey autistic maybe that's why she doesn't cheat.
>>2081148>>2081152>>2081154https://www.hltv.org/team/13486/thunder-downunderI remember the announcement came a couple of months ago but there was no hype. Team looks good finally there's some real local Aussie competition.
https://www.hltv.org/news/43269/johnny-speeds-part-ways-with-barbarr-svejdehed-and-licaleKek how long has Draken been on this team
https://www.hltv.org/team/13486/thunder-downunder#tab-matchesBoxBruh Sexter has been playing for a while now why didn't anyone post ts?Anyways we're here: https://www.hltv.org/matches/2388147/mindfreak-vs-thunder-downunder-cct-season-3-oceania-series-3
>>2081215no one wanted to talk to you
So.
>>2081219sowwy :(
>>2081223actually shocked the huns comfortably beat lynn visionnot that any of the non-mongolz asian teams are good, but they've just been playing t5 cs there for months now. I expected less than nothing from them
>>2081211draken owns the org doesn't he
>>2081231Wouldn't surprise me since his daddy's supposed to be a millionaire or something.
>>2080719I'm glad I didn't buy the pass.
when will I see you agaaaaaaain?
>>2080716are you actually a fucking pajeet? lollmao even
i need to go 5/5 with the 3-1/3-2 games (fq is already impossible)
Just checked the Rocket League major tickets in Boston next year.....it's just $60. Compared to the $800 I paid for Austin.
>>2081365makes you think
>>2081365
left side chads will all win tomorrow
Is jcobb for rain the shittest roster move of the year?
so which team gets kwabbed today?
>>2080500not so fast
>>2080704>pv vs gamerlegion in a 1-2 gameall i know is billions of pickems are fucking dying
>>2080704GL was quite bad this event, we'll see what happens, but I think that the rookies on PV are gonna choke
>>2081501MoggerLegion will bully whatever site AW is on.
>>2081426zweih
>>2081513spirit at least won two tournaments
>>2081426>gr1ks to heroic>zweih to spirit>g2 keeping snax for another season>electronic to bcgamelots of flops this season, but jcobb was for elige actually, which makes it even worse
>>2081519I still consider that he replaced rain. I don´t think they would bring him in for elige if it wasn´t for sure that they´d get twistzz soon.
>>2081539>I don´t think they would bring him in for eligeRole wise it made sense though.
>>2081539I disagree, elige-twitstzz swap happened after they've already benched eligeand like >>2081541 said, jcobb used to play elige's spots in his previous teamand lastly, if they've already agreed to a swap, why would they get random polish guy (and then put him into role he didn't play before), instead of keeping rain?
They probably dropped rain because they couldn't afford to pay the salaries of him and twistzz.Jacobbb is probably being paid peanuts in comparison to the other 4.
>>2081546>why would they get random polish guyThat´s the question
>>2081550my schizo conspiracy theory is that the Faze management decided to take full control of the team and then, in order to show that karrigan isn't in charge anymore, forced them to kick rain instead
never thought i'd say it, but i'm sort of excited to see lulquid play in a couple of days
>>2081554yeah, it's just a coincidence that they got some whomegalul polish player LITERALLY no one has heard of and that karrigan's wife is polish
>>2081484basado!
>>2081519>>g2 keeping snax for another seasonIt was all part of the plan to get Matys and Saw later on. Besides I think they needed him for the VRS points. Or it was too close to the major to find a decent substitution and just wanted to get it over with.
>>2081572polish nepotism of -elige +jcobb was the catalyst for Faze management to decide that they need to retake control of the team
>>2081578ok, now you're making sensebut why not just kick karrigan outright?
who is our dark horse for budapest?for me? g2
>>2081584All depends on paypal's performance.
>>2081590don't worry, i have information that he was sent a sizeable payment to win this time
Seeing f0ze get eliminated by red canids would be extremely entertaining, similar to failcl0wns getting raped by mibr.But that would bring the humiliation to an end. I want f0ze and fat fuck fattigan humiliated as much as possible.
>>2081592source?
>>2081592>he was sent a sizeable payment to win this timeThat's the opposite of how he operates
>>2081594it was revealed to me in a dream>>2081597no, his standard operating procedure is actually throwing for money so you have to send a bigger sum if you want him not to throw. if it's big enough, he rolls back the years to iem dallas
>>2081583no replacements for him on the market at the momentadditionally, they've probably lured twistzz with promise he'll play with and learn from karrigan
>>2081605>no replacements for him on the market at the momentRain.... :/
>>2081608rain can only tardwrangle broky, he can't igl
>>2081608nta but i think rain as an igl is actually an awful ideathe best igls are the ones who study the game and their opponents and have a good read on the macro game. i love rain but he's not that type of guy
>>2081610>>2081614denounce fattigan right now else all your criticism is invalid
>>2081639i denounce the false (and fat and ugly) prophet known as "karrigan" t. >>2081614
>>2081641Okay. But every IGL has to start somewhere right? I guess we'll see in a few weeks when 100T debuts.
>>2081643>But every IGL has to start somewhere right?Yes but rain's entire career has been doing whatever the fuck he wants and occasionally listening to a karrigan call. He has zero qualifications to being an igl on the server.
>>2081643>But every IGL has to start somewhere right?sure but they need the kind of foundation (personality wise) to make that workbrollan clearly isn't the "leader of men" type but a lot of his former team mates talked about how smart he is and that he'd watch a lot of demos and talk about the game plan with the coach even back in the fnatic daysapex maybe doesn't "study" much but his team mates clearly trust him and his ideas to the point where they'd have 0 doubts even if he made the most retarded call everapex = leader, brollan = scholar, and karrigan seems like a bit of both rain doesn't seem like either type of igl
>>2081652rain seems like a guy that everybody likes, a guy who can keep the team together, but that's not a person you want leading a team
you wish you were as cool as them
>>2081688no
>>2081688who are these guys?
>>2081688yes
>>2081692James "Banks" Banks and major winner Devilwalk
>>2081484That's like implying B8 can beat Spirit because they beat Parivision.
>>2081688I can't think of two people who would make for more boring hosts of a podcast.
>>2081718We need sado, maniac and thorin.
>>2081721trvkeget kassad and the Hell in a Cell champion Richard "Choker of Loda" Lewis in the mix as well
>>2081741>Influence of Saudi Arabia in CS>Transsexuals in CS>The morality of gambling sponsors>Are Albanians even human?topics of the first few episodes
>>2081752>why Freya owes me sex
>>2081752>Influence of Saudi Arabia in CSAlready exists in form of the 4 horsemen podcast RL, Thorin and Montechristo do>Transsexuals in CSRL special>The morality of gambling sponsorsI'm pretty sure none of these people have issues with it as long as it's regulated>Are Albanians even human?4 hour episode where kassad brings on his Serbian buddies to make various territorial claims and explain why other Balkan countries are actually Serbian
>>2081752>>2081756>NIGGER
sadokist was drunk okay, he deserves a second chance
>>2081785I agree, he deserves a second chance to say it again
>every team eliminated has to go through an humiliation ritual where they have to remove their logo from a wall and take a picturebased?
>>2081798what a fucking weird inclusion
>>2081798BASED
>makes the chinese crySOMEBODY STOP BANKS
what the actual fuck man
>>2081798>emilia crying while the rest of lynn vision sign their elimination photoquite lynchian
when is my nigga zews gonna cast a game?
lmao what the fuck was that
>>2081808digging the knife in and twisting it, why did that monster james banks make emilia cry
i want b8 to lose just for the fact they have a nigga playing called alex666grow up
>>2081809he could have just whispered in his ear"think of the sticker money"
underwhelming dona attire today again
>>2081809the chinese were given the option of either participating in this strange occult ritual or James "The Tank" Banks would smash their heads in
>>2081804LMAAAAAAAAAAAAO
Are all the other B8 players but NPL clones?
>>2081807>>2081810why do you guys feel so comfortable with saying the n word, you wouldn't dare to say this to my face irl, pathetic white losers
who is the most racist player at this major?
mr. ozempic keeps saying thank you very much for every kill its so cringe
>>2081824i'm not white>pathetic white losersyou absolutely are lol
>>2081825me
which game is we watchin?
>>2081832hello ropz
the nuke game was getting depressing so i went to A streami really should be trying to sleep but whenever i have to go to my wagie job i can't do it
>>2081833nip
Is this the optimal way to play CS?seems fucking stupid to me
hello fellow nippers
>>2081841yekingoat plays like that so the answer must be yes
>>2081852i can see it if you're playing 1920x1080
there is no way f0ze loses to a #64 brazilian team, right?
fluxo is so fucking shit, niggas play like a faceit stackperfect argument for removal of bo1s
>>2081857just like flyquest
what are some nice stickers from this major? i like yeki's but other than that i haven't seen one that i've really liked
>>2081862flyquest played solid cs, these guys don't even know how to take space and flush out the opponentfucking embarrassing
>>2081867sunpapi
>>2081867kyousuke's, put 5 of those bad boys on everything in your loadout
>>2081871very plain
>>2081875ugliest autograph of all timei get that he snuck in le funni word but that shit looks awful
This boy decides if dumau is white or not.
My pickems are in shambles and I'd need FaZe to go 3-2 for any hope at making 5 correct picks. At the same time I want FaZe to fail so they are actually forced to make changes. I don't know how to feel about this.
CUM ON B8ERS
>>2081867The G2 autograph stickers because they have autographs of the G2 players on them :)
b8ers what are you doing
>>2081880i completely bombed my 3-0s and 0-3s so i need faze, fnatic, b8, nip, and legacy to all go through
>>2081888
>>2081867Lake (Gold) z4KR (Gold) nin9 (Gold)
can't wait to see faze get eliminated
>>2081890you'll want b8 to win this one and imp to win theirsi need imp to lose
so g2 winning blast london was the fluke of the year right?
>>2081901No. The G2 era start with a victory at this major and the subsequent firing of SunPaypal.
>>2081901https://www.hltv.org/events/8063/fissure-playground-1
okay maybe fluxo really are that bad
>>2081897lake's is kinda meh but the other two are greatthanks, boss
>>2081900>imp to win theirs>i need imp to loseDoesn't really matter as far as I can tell from playing with the simulator.
>>2081905yeah but that event didn't good competitiontechnically it had furia, but that was before furia started being amazing
>>2081901nah they earned their victory against the best, spirit winning cologne was the biggest fluke, they avoided EVERY good team
>>2081915Every Spirit victory that is donk winning 1vs9 should be considered a fluke.
>>2081909oh wait, mb. took a second look at your piggemsonly i need them to lose because it'll be legacy vs faze if they don't. on the off-chance that legacy win against b8 you also want imp to lose though because it would be b8 vs faze (assuming nrg and parivision lose)
they should combine stage 3 and playoffs into a 16 team double elim bracket
NiPnice
Are you ready for the FaZe 1-3 xister?
jeeze, brazil fucking SUCKS
>>2081933my heart wants them to losemy piggems want them to win
done with the see through top
xddd
>scrawnders for FaZeFUCK YOU SAARLADDER
WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE??
Poorzilianz will stomp them
it begins
>>2081957faze down
>twistzz willingly joined fazebro wanted to play with Rain some more and got this
>>2080491flyquest 3-0 mogs your faux zoomer nostalgia
This Major is very creepy and liminal coded dark vibes all around
casters are being forced to shout out saarladder's gambling sponsor, embarrassing
How many more majors before frozen finally snaps and gets sick of carrying these shitters?
jcobbb finally got the memo he's getting kicked if FaZe doesn't reach playoffs at least
Faze up bros
>>2081915they earned it because they played well sure, but they haven't shown that level before or since
axaxaxaxaxa
let's fucking go brazil
we're not even a half in and launders already sharted himself, claiming faze didn't win anything in "many, many years" or in cs2 at all
>>2081984he is right though
XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA
It's fucking pathetic to even be a round down to red canids
>shitskins up a couple rounds in the first map of series in the first stage of the major>immediately start acting smug>all their shitskin teams get btfo and eliminated>they act like they weren't celebrating why does this ALWAYS happen?
>faze
FaZe are getting dog dicked by Brazilians
>>2081989shouldn't have kicked elige, fazenigger
They are getting dicked down, just walking into the AWP scope.
-Karrigan+Jame-Broky+Degster-Twistzz+Senzu (after intense six month English crash course)
f0ze what the fuck
>>2081995>shouldn't have kicked an underperforming wet blanket+bald
karrigan mirage t side
broky is so bad manthey should have gotten simple for a major again lol
we good bois. 3 is enoff
THEYRE FUCKING CHEATING
This FaZe is the most flaccid it's been in a long time. There's no clutch magic, no energy. It's just Twistzz and frozen trying to haul this corpse across the finish line.
Wtf is broky doing a main?
>>2082014karrigan has to go to coach
>>2082003elige performed, jcobb however is all of those things except he's got a full head of hair, for now
haha what's going on
Name a good player from their country.
>>2082014If they don't 2v8 now then its over. They're playing like a pug stack so far.
>>2082028me
>>2082028xMcAfee
oh no is faze down a few rounds against a worse team in the early stage of a major?it must surely be over this time thirdiesisters!
>>2082028you were saying?
I just tuned in ain't no way this is real
BOTZEN BOTZEN BOTZEN
rip forzen
>>208203510-5
karrigan 1-11. Heavy IRL and in game.
FaZe s1mple would NEVER go 9/11 against tier 3 Brapzilians
why does broky have so much gray hair?
>>2082060The stress from all his Premier League parlays is getting to him
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>2082062Is he a gambling addict? I dont like to follow teams with gambling addicts as theyre more easily compromised
hate to say it but faze is homeless
ot is faze magic anyway
RIP my piggems but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
faze's map pick btw
it's so over fazekekies
>>2082068>Is he a gambling addict?Allegedly
why is frozen and twistzz shit
XDahahahahahaha
Miss me yet?
RED CANNONS
easiest 2-1 in faze history coming up
owari da.....
are canids just legit?
holy shit what was that atrocious peek from fraudigan lmaooooooooooooofuck f0ze
They're actually going to go 1-3 in stage 1 lmao
fazebros...
why does this team even have fans?
>>2082083Fuck no lolFaZe just sucks ass
>>2082079they would have lost 3-13 with s0mple
>>2082086Pls dont post cute asian girlsThis an esports thread and im already so lonely
>>2082071this version of faze with twistzz instead of karrigan would be legit
>>2082087they won 4 majors
>>2082090FaZe s1mple -> playoffsbotky -> 1-3 stage 1
faze management needs to be ritually executedmistakes:1) letting go of twistzz for free2) letting go of ropz for free3) keeping broky this long4) passing on s1mple after the major5) letting go of rain instead of broky
>>2082096faze management aka karrigan since hes calling roster moves
100T+Twistzz+frozen+jcobbb+s1mpleYou heard it here first folks
>>2082096karribot drones really?
Hey doubters, buckle up and enjoy the 3-2 run. Starting now.
>>2082101>+jcobbb>+s1mplecct tier
This rollbit ad is fucking atrocious. Who is going to be inspired to gamble after seeing that. Even the I won't play window ad is better.
>>2082107>>+jcobbbFor the vrs core>>+s1mpleGotta have the goat
>>2082104Don't you have a coaching job to do NEO?
>>2082100>>2082102was it karrigan that let twistzz contract lapse then forget about it, even after the players contacted them about it? after which ropz got the offer from vitality
>>2082111the "goat" is losing against sub top 50 teams
botky with a stellar 0.73 rating against the mighty Red Canids
Kerrigan needs to inject some cheats or somethingUnc doesnt have it
>>2082120So is botky and he has Twistzz and frozen. Meanwhile the goat has electroNig.
just start the fucking game
Goatky. We need you now more than ever.
not so joyful now huh? f0zesissies?????
>>2082139this is an easy 2-1 for faze
>coach top ratingwtf
>>2082148#JusticeForCypher
>>2082100>>2082102He said rain, jcobbb, and s1mple weren't his decision
epic push
holy fucking botky gg
Fart clan
>>2082148daps was actually the upgrade over nitr0 lol. nitr0's gonna get kicked because he's worse than daps and couldn't wear a condom.
no history don't broky cosplay
HOW COME BRAZ0L HAS MONEY EVERY ROUND WHAT IS THIS
botky cringe compilation
https://kick.com/poloolpp
>>2082185igl difference
knowers knew that canids are legit
farce clan lmao
jc0bbb
I don’t ever need to see this faggot broky in a FaZe jersey again
oh my fucking god
no way he gets off the defuse there
brother...
they're going home
I feel so bad for frozen having to do everything here
broky needs to be studied, silvers in mm play better than this retard
You're laughing.Faze is dying and you're laughing.
13-8 with 34 adr? Ok
can we have skullz back?
>>2082207why would he downgrade
chill out, we got karrigan, t-side is our forte
This has to be the worst ever Major result for FaZe
is he starting to miss siuhy?
id rather have botky rifle than jkwab desu
it's fucking over
this is it
>>2082215It's a shame he and EliGE don't get along on a team because they'd be a strong rifling duo on any team. Somehow Twistzz made an even worse team switch.
the comeback begins NOW
breh
goatzen 1v9
>buy rifles>lose>buy pistols>winuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh 2tards?
>waterfall smoke>lots of steps + spam>frozen activatespretty cool
I've seen enough. Bye Faze.
>>2082221faze looked good with twistzz one tournament but then it was over
where does Frozen go in during player break? there were lots of navi rumours
>>2082226we only watch cs2 here, we are playing cs:s custom gamemodes
time to blame jcobbb again fazebros
FAZE BROS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
just run main boys
Does anyone really believe Red Canids wins this match on any other day? You could replay this 10 times and Faze wins at least 9 of those matches.
>>2082233gamer legion
>wake up>FaZe losted the first map>losing the secondYea, it really is over.
>>2082241>we're losing now, guys>but we'd totally win if... we didn't lose
>>2082241this "day" has been going on for the entire major
CUMBACKCUMBACKCUMBACK
broky won this round
FaZe need electronic
faze magic will carry us past this crucible brothers
>>2082248wowgrant him a two year contract extension with FaZe for that
Faze doubter sissies?
>>2082253Still here
2-2 games today or tomorrow?
>>2082256Depends on your timezone I guess
>>2082251There is no magic. They have 0 energy. Remember the 1-11 comeback against Liquid? They won 1 round and were screaming. Now they just stay quiet no matter what.
FAZE KEKS
>>2082253?
LETS FUCKING GO
Surely FaZe doesn't lose to literal whos?
>>2082265br is good now you know?
faze has come back from worse. they've got this easy.
>>2082267FURIA (mologoat) is good but the rest is still mediocre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZgmods please embed
NO MONEY FOR LAST ROUND LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
karrican't
f0ze sisters?
jcobb is bad on ct because he has to play anchor positions, but why is he bad on t side
today, I am brazilian
duude if they switch to karrigan cam and he's crying i can't
Brokybro please remember that suicide isn't the answer. If you need help reach out. Call 988.
IT'S NOT OVERIT'S NOT OVERIT'S NOT OVER
we're back
DOUBTERS? HELLO???
Ok this is finally some classic FaZe
chances for ot?
>>2082275heh my boy jcobz... heh... full of potential... he needs more time...
>false hopeI hate it when faze does this
>>2082275>jcobb is badperiod
faze managed to find the 1 awp in this major who is worse than brokek
>>2082283100%
it's over check HLTV
AYO FAZE UP NIGGAS FAZE UP
OOOOOTTTT
It's over... I can't cope anymore. Just please rain or anyone but Liquid, please save Twistzz...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
kino
magic is back
AASJAAJAHAHAHSJSJSJSJASHAHAHAHAHAH
Fuck me how does FaZe keep doing it
Lmfao holy shit barely
F A Z EAZE
never heard of the guys they're sweating against before so that's a bad sign
OMG FAZE JUST DRAGGED THEIR MAP PICK TO OT AGAINST SOME T3 BRAZILIAN TEAM FAZE FUCKING MAGIC LETS GO BOYS
F A Z E U PAZEUP
>mfw faze
i cant believe my eyes, that fucking retard who gifted his life to twistzz at the beginning ruined everything
faze is idiot
>>2082307Talmbout chayJESUS?
the brs a site hold is terrible, they should've closed this out at 12-10 but keep having 1 guy alone there
not like this...
what is he thinking right this second
>>2082313its simply impossible to call good ct against karrigoat...
I'm doubting
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fazebros.....................
xd
what happen to the magic? VAMOS hahahahahah
>>2082315Sad to see his teammates be this shit. rain doesn't seem like the type of nigga to hold grudges.
>>2082315>damn, I bet I could be a better IGL than this jobber
IT'S OVER LMAO
FAZE WILL WIN THE MAJOR
FROZEEN
faze days are over, these brazilians are hungry
>he doubted
goatzen
how does faze does it?!?! Against this monster team they win a round in OT... how do you say magic in your language?
>back to back frozen multi followed by broky killWE ARE WINNING THIS BO3
>he doubted faze>he doubted GOATzen>he doubted karriGOD
>>2082340>how do you say magic in your language?Es ist over
forsen lifegame
>>2082340este terminat
>have hope>they lose>start laughing at them>they win
fuckin a
>just came home>f0ze behind a mapAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
doubters?
crazy few roundsfrozen really deserves better than this
we miss elige
>frozen
is frozen really gonna have to drop a 40 bomb to steal ONE map from RED CANIDS?
>>2082354We don't.
fixed match. red can't win or views go to 0
certified broke ass moment
>frozen having to carry THIS fucking hard just to maybe get a map
what does jcobbb do?>>2082352he always does it since he came to the fucking scenenon existent or barely better than average 99% of the time, the moment there are 0 results and team is dead he starts playing godly to secure invites to other team
frozen is like the anti-ropz
jcob you useless fucking dog
>frozen gets only one frag>f0ze loses the rounddonk-like
>>2082357>faze>steal a mapkek
>leave mouz, a team you could carry over the hump to win trophies>join absolute dogshit team insteadKEK
>>2082363hes polish
>>2082359faze really aren't pulling many viewers nowadays, and we're about to begin stage 2 with bigger names and better teams anyway
>>2082374i am too can i get an invite
broky you are not him lil bro
why does broky keep missing simple shots?
GODZEN
How is Faze so dogshit? How does Karrigan still have a team?
GOATSEN
all of this showcase just to join navi which are in the same dumpster
Red Cunnies let's goooooooooooo!!!
god I've missed this feeling
>>2082373-jimpphat +frozenmouz era
We went from 3-0 CT sides each to now winning T sides
could faze really upset Red Candids here? I cant believe my fuckin eyes Fazebros we are so up
>>2082386not rooting for jews
so fucking stupid & lucky
MY FUCKING PULSE
apologize
FAZE UP LET'S GO FUCK THE DOUBTERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
These Brazilian dogs aren't clutch in OT
Broky mental is trash. Every time you see the cams he's shaking like a rookie. Remember that from Shanghai as well.
ONE MORE MAP WEGAAAANNN FAZEUP
>doubting faze OT
>>2082393Bravo broky you won map 2 against t3 Brazilians in double OT
>>2082375it's all scripted. they wouldn't let red win lmao
FAZE THE FUCK UP FUCK THE DUBTERS HAHAHAHAHA
>sweating this much just to probably lose 13-3 on infernoKwab clan
red rockets wins this map so many times over if they didn't shart under pressure
What are fazefaggots celebrating? You all are in the gutter LoL barely winning against tier 3 in double OT
2-1 faze win INCOMING
I'm cheering for forsen only just so we're clear.
>>2082405We will win this major
the brazilian awper is such a fucking dogshit player. and the others somethings feel like giving their life for free. any normal team would have ended f0ze before OT
tell me that wasn't the most exciting map in monthsno need to work out when you're a faze fan>inb4 faze fans are fatif your heart didn't feel like you were giving birth to a xenomorph during that game you might as well just turn off the screen
Ahem, dare I say... FaZe up?
>>2082410>majorYou are out of it in approx 1 hour
What is it karriGOAT and pure kino? Explain in 5 words or less
Fucking hate that FaZe are somehow seen positively, they aren't facing prime Na'Vi they're playing against fucking Red Canids with drop waiting to kys right after the gameBut fuck if i dont agree this is kino. Hate this team so much but except M80, who have the potential to be kinographers, no other CS team hypes me up watching
>>2082420charisma while speaking english not faggotry like donk
>>2082405f0zefaggots have literally always celebrated being trash as a point of pride
God these fazefaggots are pure NPCs lol keeps posting those faggigan gifs you are out of major faggots kys
>FaZe InfernoIt's over.
>>2082425its that one bronze medal meme for 4 years except we like that guy
faze sacrifice so much to give us kino games even against the 9th best Brazilian team
God devilwalk sounds like faggot
>>2082416nah it only does that when you're really invested, as a fan of course you will feel it, last time I felt it without being a fan of either team was aurora vs legacy final, this is a good game though
>>2082428yeah, we're probably fuckedbut nuke was the most entertaining cs I've watched all year so a loss won't ruin my night
>>2082434I thought most people either hated or loved fazeshould've been exciting for all viewers
Odds on screen were 1.05 - 8.xx against faze
>>2082439that's why I live bet
stop bro he's already cut
would it be historical if faze bombs out of the major from the 3rd map
>>2082438now that ropz is no longer there it's not much reason to hate, they aren't a threat anymore
Red Cunn1es 1 Bel1eve in yvo
>>2082452No. They lost 0-3 in their prime year.Red Canids is probably the better Inferno team and should be expected to win this. FaZe Inferno is dogshit.
holy shitI was sure they lost that roundI guess we're in for more kino
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NRGgers how are we feelin
>>2082471shit i wasnt watching i assumed they would winaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>Faggigan vibe callingPack it up f0zeopps
daps valorant legend
>>2082471fine, fnatic are probably the 2nd or 3rd best team of this stage, would expect to go through tomorrow if nrg lose
another karrigan masterclass
BROKY CLUTCH
Now for the frozen+karrigan B disasterclass.
xotic you stupid fucking retard faggot
danegod vs danegod
RC are gonna consider suicide knowing they lost here
>>2082514as always in these types of affairs
Is it possible for nitro to come back if they go to Stage 2?
this broky guy think he bruce lee
That round wouldn't even be so close if frozen didn't disable his brain shooting the smoke with 1hp.
>>2082531and he just proved it
well, at least i have another reason to tune in tomorrow
told you, scripted
wasn't worried
monkeys losing will always be welcomewhether it's flyquest or faze, we always laugh at the monkeys losing
>>2082081>>2082144Karrigan apology form:
nice
>>2082471Good, 4 UA teams in stage 2. CS2 logo is blue and yellow for a reason.
Never doubted.except when it took them 30 rounds to show some emotion on Nuke fucking retards looked dead inside until 15-15 fukc you
Never doubted. Qualifying for Stage 2 tomorrow.
>>2082546they'd forgotten what it means to be in fazenow they remember maybe
i love that they are celebrating like they just locked a playoff spot
Is there another thread? Why is no one talking about NRG losing against Fnatic?
jesus mary and joseph why did frozen have to life game, now they have to give broky another 6 months to prove himself
>>2082558>jesus mary and josephnot real
>>2082559yes they are
>>2082563Proofs?
>>2082552FaZe are the cultural impact GOATs. The whole community will talk about them no matter what.
daps lifegamed map 1 then peaced out
f0ze unironically struggled against the worst brazilian team in stage 3 and his fans are celebratinggrim
In 3/4 instances, Faze plays against Fluxo.The only instance they play against Legacy is if both GL and the Huns win.
if parivision loses at least I want to see legacy eliminate faze, that would make up for it
>>2082580If that happens and they pull that silence cuck beta shit against Legacy, it's absolutely over for them. dumau is going to rape their ears until they surrender.
GL picked overpass but pari choose to start as t?
big J bros, ww@?
>>2082587Do not question Father Jame.
>>>/fit/76866223
>kick hypex
>>2082603kick all p*les
100t finna boutta go crazy with this core
>>2082610t. Gunter Dietrich von Poppenfarten
is we winning the major
>>2082640yes, if you're talking about Faze
hypex is a proud citizen of the currently occupied Prussia and will remove all poles personally
>>2082625With the FaZe core!!!
>>2082646Twistzz, frozen and who? The gambling addict, the fat washed old guy or the pole?
>>2082646>the core that barely won against a tier 3 brapzilian team>and only because frozen hard-carried passt. 100t ceo
Why do all the PVision players look sort of weird? Especially AW?
come on AryanLegionput rasputin and his fellow inbreds down
>>2082603????
>>2082654Hi Nadeshot!
>>2082660he would look like a greek statue if he lost weight, jame and belchonokk look good, nota looks like a shark but not in a bad way necessarily and yeah xielo gotta do something about that hair and go to the gym
NEIN
this is a banger so far
>>2082674>he would look like a greek statue if he lost weightSure buddy but for now he just looks like a fat frog turned human>jameWeird nose profile>belchonokkMost normal of the bunch>nota Has a strangely small head>xieloJust kinda ugly in general
>saving in the first round of OTJame moment
>>2082681homo
>>2082690And?
holy fucking flick hypex
>>2082663?????
>>2082701bottomfragging
Kick is much nicer than Twitch.
Youtube mogs.
>>2082702fragging russian bottoms
>>2082706Of course I was just comparing the 2 "streaming only" websites.
XPLAYXPLAYXPLAYXPLAY.GG
>>2082405it used to be "we could come within a round of bombing out vs red canids and then make a miracle lower bracket run to win a trophy" and then winning a trophy turned into "make the final" and now they don't even make playoffs but almost losing to red canids is still vestigially in their minds as a point of pride and identity
bet blumf is loving thiscouple bad tournaments and these rats are gonna get him kicked, krimz is gone soon for sure
>2 3v5s going into 1v2 smoke defuses in a rowlol
>>2082727malbs 1 trophykyousissy 0 trophy
>>2082738>malbs*mogsMd
>>20827382 landalans clear m0lbs
>>2082727repost ts i cant see it
Do you guys think that instead of team activities like eating together or activating the parasympathetic nervous system GL just mew together?
*monkey noises*
c'mon my hunnies
I wish both Pari and GL would qualify.
I am liking this father and son dynamic quite a bit.
not sure if its been posted already but if GamerLegion AND huns win then its Faze v Legacy tomorrow. Any other combo is Faze v Fluxo
>>2082771unfortunate seeding, yeah, but both should've really won more of their matches
>>2082773too slow bucko >>2082576
so are we ready to praise india since the tourney is running really smooth now?
>>2082775pari kinda unlucky, lost two bo1s because they lost all pistols
>>2082780Yes sir!SCREAM IF YOU LOVE INDIA AAAAAAAAA
>>2082777damn he even worded it better than me
>>2082780No. Ralf just got his ESL guys to do it out of fear of losing izzat.
>>2082785It's alright lilbro great minds think alike.
>>2082780still 10 fps in replays, but they got it somewhat right after 2 days yes very good job saars
>>2082787Also I forgot to mention I'm transsexual.
bring back kursywoo
>>2082728only slavoids do this shit
>>2082780Sars please give izzat back please sars
FaZe could unironically lose pretty badly to arT because of his retardation.
kek polcel having a meltie again
>>2082795Is this you best comeback saars? Do better.
there's no way it's the same guys behind the scenes as the 1st day, those were completely incompetent unable to fix anything in 13 hours
>>2082728>ukrainianyeah right...
>>2082803Also I forgot to mention I'm autistic.
>>2082804bulgarian internets......
>>2082804>there's no way it's the same guys behind the scenes as the 1st dayOf course not.
>>2082811*hungary but whatever same shithole
>>2082775TOTAL BO1 DEATH
why did people ever glaze this shitter?
Can /ouraryan/ call the comeback?
SOMEONE SAVE THE IEM BABYLON 1670 BC MVP!!
>>2082781>>2082818no more bo1s after this major for sure, unless they go back to having them after cologne major but that would be such an unpopular and retarded move I can't see it happening
BLAST Rivals Agartha 1939
[Tournament Organizer] {Tournament} [Location] `year`Now laugh, redditors.
jame time
fluxo rapes f0ze
>>2082837GL won by default since they were the only ones allowed to enter
I'm afraid the rusnigs couldn't handle the A10 stare
that AW guy makes jabbi look like a fucking gigachadI kinda like this ragtag team of inbreds jame has brought
based big J
HYPEX MY PRUSSIAN GOAT I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU
HOLY FVAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
why does that one look like a tranny
>>2082864Soviet genetic experiment on toads gone wrong. Now Jame takes care of the poor creature.
KWAB
Holy kino. This is looking like a faze match.
>>2082827hltv bias
>>2082875unc still living in 2024
Tauson should be kicked for that 3v2 post plant position, what an idiot
>>2082874he's trying so hard not to crash out on cam
What's the deal with this guy? Looks like a fuckling goblin
very nice ash goat coach, now sign the elimination card
serves them right for having such a shit team name
jame jesushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdo4Eyw4DqM
KEK ash with his back turned can't even bear to watch
entertaining matchwas sorta hoping it would go to dust though
end of the road for gay legion
>it's just me >what pressure?
lol gl can float at this invitation level with vrs endlessly
>>2082899>I'm a crazy guyalpha as fuck
even ohne called asherino a bald fraud
https://www.hltv.org/events/8504/matchesObjectively best outcomes:FluxoNRGParivision
>>2082879>>2082893KEK
dude's holding back tears
"IsraelGPT, generate me a Counter Strike coach that retarded goycattle will love">PROCESSING REQUEST...>ANALYZING INFORMATION FROM TEL-AVIV DATABASES...>GATHERING OPTIMAL IDF SOLDIER DEMOGRAPHICS...>GENERATION COMPLETE!>YOUR CS2 COACH IS "ASH"
kek
Ash is mad because he's not going to 100 Theives and has to rebuild team and start tier2 grind again.
FaZe and PARIVISION gave us kino today
>>2082960bro actin like they wouldn't go 0-3 with him
So it happened again.There's only 3 AWPers in Top 20 so far at this level of tournament: Regali, Slaxcs and Jame.Same as in Bucharest where riflers shitted all over everybody else.
>>2082977Based I hope they remove the awp from the game
>need Legacy to eliminate Father Jame and FaZe to not shart themselves to farT masterclass in order to get 5/5 pickems
>>2082977>Same as in Bucharestis the point that both were t3 events?the best player on the top 3 teams awps, spirit are carried by 2 good players and one is an awper, tons of teams like g2 have a clear awp-shaped hole keeping them from being goodyeah it's harder to awp now but the ones that are competent are team-defining
>>2083050sorry but neither will happen, bless up tho
>>2083050it's the most likely scenarios, but I hope parivision wins cause we need more jame in t1 and legacy are gonna get invited to everything for the next year at least anyway
>>2083055>>2083065Yea like I'm mostly annoyed that I can't see both Legacy screaming their way to Stage 3 and more of Father Jame.
GamerLegion is the European Team Liquid.
>>2083084No, I disagree.
>>2083086Understandable. Have a good day.
i'm starting to think banks wants them to cry so he can hug them
>>2083050in the exact positionreally don't like having to cheer against big J
>>2083090Shhhhh don't blow the cover nigga
lmao g2 ceo is going crazy on X calling brazilian monkeyshttps://x.com/Carlos_ROcelote/status/1993783659451863059
>>2083130what the actual fucki love g2 now
thoughts?
>>2083144I dont really understand
>>2083130>>2083141how newg2 kicked ocelote like 4 years ago for hanging out with andrew tate, right after he put together the goated jks hooxi lineup. he has no input or control anymore, he just owns some shares
>>2083144chinks still subhuman
>>2082956twitterfag kys
>>2083130pathetic behaviour
>>2083130nigga be typing like a poltard. grim
https://www.faceit.com/en/news/esea-league-becomes-vrs-ranked-for-season-56huge
lol
Butiful day sarlader my basterds!
>>2083144mongol heretotally agreeimagine japs won, there would be significantly less chinese and would have dispersed into 10 different statesalso manchukuo would have existed
>>2083398do not redeem the fluxoI repeat do not redeem the fluxo
Eduardo VOLKmer will send these Slavic dogs home.
just 7 hours until another easy faze 2-1 starts
>>2083446Faze up
>>2083446what are we supposed to do until then
>>2083472pray for karrifraud downfall
so fucking rigged easy opponents for fazejame would've wrecked them
>>2083523don't worry.it's all building up to the faze vs liquid elimination game in stage 2.
pari vs legacy is a shame. probably the best two out of the 6 remaining teams.
>>2083545legacy deserve it for falling off this hardI wouldn't mind seeing jame and his merry band of weirdos go to stage 2
It's not looking too hot for the retard. Fluxo will rape them.
>>2083564people were saying frozen and twistzz might 2v8 them into stage two and it might come true
>>2083585At this point I wouldn't even blame frozen for phoning it in today because he already knows he's fucking off after the major
>>2083585>people were saying something that everyone knew was going to happen based on past experience
>>2083564frozen to join rain on 100t, now fill out the rest of the roster.
>>2083564>Fluxo will rape them.
>>2083631going 4-26 vs flyquest and 10-26 vs NiP has made their ratings ass, they struggled a bit in their wins toonot a great look
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2388150/thunder-downunder-vs-ground-zero-cct-season-3-oceania-series-3this guy, apocdud, just took down the thunder from down under
>>2083682>semi-finalist at rio major with mouz>now losing to australian nobodies in cct banana cups dexter is such a fucking fraud
>>2083699to be fair, it's thunder's 6th game together
>>2083703so dexter's team gets raped and you want to make excuses for him?but it's fine if any other team does then you can make fun of it
>>2083707?going 2-3 in a bo5 right after forming a team just isn't that bad
>>2083710whatever dexter got raped
>>2083711concentrate on your bootcamp, nikohttps://x.com/dextersjourney/status/1980935161664684503
>>2083090I can't wait for Falcoons to lose, SaarLadder to line them up and be publicly humiliated by Banks
>they reached stage 2 farming brazillians
>>2083740flyquest will go 0-3 anyway
>replaying the humiliation ritualthis is just sad and cringeand that fucking music...
Frozen should have stayed with Ropz wherever he went
its funny frozens real name is david lol
Stage 2 baby
fluxo is such horseshit how did they even get to 2-0?
>karrigan picked InfernoBro really thinks winning against Red Canids erases their losing streak on Inferno.>>2083774FraudLegion.
come on twistzzyou're not karrigan
nice reload botky
>5 CTs alive and not one on B site>still fuck it up with a push into CT against 5 aliveBoth teams are retarded
BROKY BROKY BROKY
broky clutch yippie!!!!
>600hz monitorI assume that's exclusive for 9800X3D+5090, because my ancient PC can't even get 200FPS no mo.
karrigan senile moment
tier 3 IQ from fluxo
>EPL22 Twistzz is hereIt's over.
now faze just have to deal with the pressure of being a map up before w̶i̶n̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ t̶h̶e̶ m̶a̶j̶o̶r̶ making stage 2
Twistzz and frozen masterclass
>>2083807nothing can maintain high enough fps to make use of that, it's halved or worse every time something is actually happening on the map. donk supposedly uses 240 hz, so probably doesn't help either
kinda boringbut good to see twistzz trying to match frozenhope nuke is more exciting
>irrelevant dogshit mongolian team beat irrelevant dogshit chinese team>that means either of Imperial or NRG goes through while either of Legacy or PARIVISION go homeSometimes I forget just how much these major quirks piss me off
>>2083844there's a major game onsave the transphobia for downtime
>>2083846okay sorry
>broky 4th best player on the serverso fucking back
is it time for an apology?
>>2083842yea this part blows, a clash of trash deciding whether the best teams make it through against bo1 flukers after being fluked themselves or having to fight each other for the spot
do you think Rain is hatewatching Faze now?
>>2083867No.
GET BROKY SOME FUCKING MAG EXTENSIONS
shartky
fluxo strategy:avoid frozen at all cost
Holy shit broky misses so many nades man wtf.
fluxo are gonna get more rounds against faze than they did against nip and flyquest combined aren't they
>>2083882lmao it truly is
>>2083884Of course. FaZe always matches their opponents+they are bad now
>>2083882>>2083887they just changed up the strat and got their ass kickedlol
The game is boring
these retards should already be eliminated but frozen got that tec triple yesterday
>>2083889of course it isfaze won first mapwon't be exciting unless we go map 3
karrigan my nigga you have a 5-7 why the fuck are you crouch spamming it man... I get that you wanted to hide but holy shit brother...
>>2083897mean for >>2083891
why did you let ohnepixel become the face of cs
Do you guys play much CS? I dont really have time to play much and my Prem rank is too high so the games are too hard.Been thinking of buying a smurf
>>2083918if you just want to stomp noobs play casual, dumbass
now it gets exciting
>0 t rounds
Welcome to NAVI frozen
fragging igl difference
It would be very funny if faze gets eliminated here desu senpai
goodbye f0zekeks
>>2083899What round? I just got here
FaZe are going to get eliminated by a team that sounds like a tool company
Nothing fazes me
>0.38 vs t4 brazil
it's gg
wait did faze lose vs full eco?
i've seen enough, just go next
>>2083970no
Allah almighty please I beg you finish those f0ze infidels
navi frozenliquid twistzzrakowiecka jcobbbgamblers anonymous brokyshallow unmarked grave karrigan
>>2083976100T frozen*100T Twistzz*
axaxaxaxaxa danish idiot
lmao karrigan
XD
>CARRYGU-ACK
>k0rrigan
Please please please retire karrigan, this is embarrassing man.
>>2083987>Kurwa why is this washed Danepig still here?
twizt left Liquid for this
>>2083987the face of a man who knows karrigan is gonna take his job soon.
lolhow does twistzz feels like now? also frozen will be freed from this prison after major, i wonder what team he will go to, there will be a lot of offers for him from various of teams
they really are gonna lose this aren't they kek
no idea why broky keeps carrying the awp. nigga has no aim with it. probably doesn't even play dm, just hit aimbotz for 5 min and thinks he is ready to awp
lots of non-believing twitch zoomers itt
>>2084002>twitchwe on dat kick ting now unc
Twistzz could have been on the monster Vitality squad. Instead he was on Liquid and FaZe.
>>2084003>kickwe are here https://steam.tv/csgo
broky found his silent aim
Nice grenade switch broky
is fluxo just legit?
Gringos OUT!
we're a ct team
holy RAPED
>mfw Faze
FAZE ARE IN TROUBLE
>>2084010No.FaZe is just that shit and should've been eliminated yesterday really.
what the hell, would've been 10-2 if they didn't win pistols
raintwistzzfrozenbroky (rifle)s1mple (banned from dota 2)
That's is, we all are leaving F*Ze in twonytwonyfayv
>>2084022>broky (rifle)bro he just sucks at everything
>>2084010legit tier 2 Faze tier 3
>>2084024>That's is
>>2084002ropz is not walking through that doorrain is not walking through that door
...................
IT'S OVER
ARTRT
uh oh
>>2084031fuck you faggot your le wholesome chungus team is about to disband lol
>>20840101 (ONE) bo3 win vs ANY european team in org's ENTIRE history
>>2084042they have a lot tournament wins
>saving all round just to die at the endLOLOLOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHA
No magic this time huh, fazefaggots?
karrigan retirebroky to GLfrozen to NAVIjcobbb to plumber in the UKTwistzz to rebuild FaZe with T2 players
>>20840422* (if you wait a couple minutes)
really gotta take a massive faze rn
>>2084050it's not over yet?
audio kinda shitty again
well fluxo put up a good fight, but sadly it was not meant to be, the script writers want elige to eliminate faze
Ok Fluxo's T-side is poop so I guess FaZe squeeze by again
what tier 3 team are they losing to today?
I was thinking about getting a 27 inch 1440p monitor bc I play like 80% singleplayer games but also 20% CS2. Only problem is I have my doubts that I will be able to run it smoothly on 1440p. So sorry if this is a stupid question but can I just select 1080p res in CS2 for better performance? Have only played 1080p my entire life so I actually dont know how this works on a 1440p monitor.
>>2084069just set it nativelyor in game, your choice
why the FUCK these brazilians are pushing through the smoke without flashes or anything to trade up? fucking dogshit t3 team
ez4faze
>>2084067faze.
broky doing better with a rifle than AWP
>>2084069i game on a 1440p 27 inch 165hz and CS runs smoothly and fine3060ti
@everyoneyou really thought some pardo retards would beat the goat igl?
>>208406927 inch is too big for CS imoI have a 1080p 280hz and a 1440 144hz, had to make the 1440p one my second monitor so CS would still be played with the center monitor
frozen round mvpstaying alive AND getting kills in that situation
why wouldn't you just die before time?
WHAT THE FUCK????? SHUT IT DOWN NOW!!!
>>208408124 and 27 inch respectively. 27 is almost unusable for CS unless it's 4' away
what a capitulation
Faze up motherfuckers
>>2084081>>2084085i use a 32" dual mode and it's just fine, you gotta adjust the hud in and play it for a few games, you get used to it
>>2084081Try 4:3 with black bars?
OH NO NO NO NOT SO FAST
>>2084087not so fast.
>>2084069You can always use lower resolutions. The problem with your situation would be the pixel density. 24inch is the sweetspot for 1080p, with 27inch the pixels become more easily noticeable. It will kinda look like those screens behind the players right now.
KINOtold you non-believers
FAZE UUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPP
>monkeys losing againlollmao
brazil, you had one fucking jobwhat a failure
all according to the script
KARRIGOAT
un fucking believeable
They did itWp
>flux0
>faze 4-10
pathetic!
I WANT TO GET OFF KARRIGANS WILD RIDE
never EVER doubted
these brazilians are so fucking garbage its unreal.
what is this haircut called ?>>2084081i play on a 40" ultrawide, stretched from 4:3 to 16:9 with black bars
>>2083999>>2084016>>2084018>>2084024>>2084041>>2084050
>>2084070So I can simply select 1080p res in game and it will work and look fine on a 1440p monitor? Dont have to do any extra workarounds?>>2084081Well thats why I mentioned I play singleplayer games 80% of the time and also watch movies, youtube etc and for that 27inch is just so much better. Im not like a giga tryhard in competitive either those days are over, just like to hop in a few hours a week and play some CS2 thats all.
>smug faze pics after barely scraping by over three worst teams on the majorif karrigan, neo and broky aren't out of this team by the end of the year then they just want to be dogshit
nyehehehetime to punch our ticket to the playoffs lads
Faze haters celebrated early 3 times, and 3 times they got absolutely BTFO by karriGOAT. FAZE THE FUCK UP BABY!!!!!
>>2084114>lose 30% of performance for muh 1000 pixels
who's the baldy on the desk?
best mirage player btw
>>2084093Yeah I know about that bc for a short time I played one a 27inch 1080p monitor and it does look a lot worse for sure but I do not play ultra competitively just a little bit for fun every now and then so its fine with me desu. Just wanted to know if it is actually gonna work that easily by changing the resolution ingame or if I have to do some other extra workarounds if I want 1080p CS2 on a 1440p monitor.
>>2084116>>2082725
>>2084122karrigan is gonna die from heart failure lol
you fucks really doubted the goat?
>>2084131no ever since he got away with the first wife I knew he had that dawg in him
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>2084116you do know most of those smugposters are the same people who were smug when faze was behind right?80% of this thread is just twitch chatters
f0ze getting eliminated by giga trash teams is no longer possiblethe new funniest scenario is f0ze getting eliminated by elige
>>2084130erm whyd he plant default like that instead of in the front in the open scripted perhaps?
TechGirl the only sane human being on that desk lol
>>2084138she's beautiful
>>2084139I know right )Freya on the other hand...
>>2084104bratty FaZe needs correction
>>2084141she's beautiful
faze clan is winning the major
camon nrg
>>2084141she's way hotter
>>2084137they're just retarded, I realized that in the round they were 5 in mid jumping for a minute to try and get the guy in window
>legacy vs parvision lastbro i got work tomorrow....
>>2084128It should be fine now after Valve fixed the problem we had before. My friend used to put 4:3 resolution ingame and it would be clunky to alt tab, it always showed a black screen for a few seconds. Now it's fine and he doesn't need to put Windows on 4:3 as a workaround.
my bookie gave me 2.40 on NRG for some reasonpretty sure they're the favorites here. Even with coach
>>2084150scrawnders are casting itjust hope for the best and go to bed, bro
God I hope this FaZe disbands, this shit just hurts to watch. It's like I'm watching an old man shit himself in public. I understand the situation and it's just sad.
>>2084160i just hope they don't get the final
Damn it feels good to be a faze GOD right now.
>>2084160Imagine how wack the FaZe - Spirit 10-12 round would be with Scrawnders.
>>2084080You mean like Fallen, KS and Yuri?
Man HLTV really needs a UX guy. Trying to find the way to view event stats is so unintuitive its insane.
>>2084203I always used liquipedia for that
>>2084195You didn't need to post this you know. You I have the picture in my head and I hate it. I can hear the girly scream Launders would do when ropz hits the jumping no scope and Scrawny stretching the words a much as possible until the round is done.I hate it so much thank god it's just a made up scenario and it never happened.
CAM ON NRG
>>2084209>ropztake your fucking meds
>>2084219I refuse.
>>2084207All the stats come from HLTV autists anyway. I have a small bet on blameF having the most kills in stage 1 but when I tried to check where he's at I couldn't find the button for it.
NRGers, I don't feel so good
Losing to Imperial is embarrassing man.
>>2084160just learn serbian and watch the superior stream, broit's just that easy
https://x.com/torzsics/status/1994010245912481920?
How come faze always comes back? Its always like this, they can be down 12-0 and they always find a way to bring it back? how?? I guess a better question would be why do teams shrink when they have faze on the ropes? Fluxo today 10-4, canids yesterday on nuke, vitality some months ago were also something like 12-4 and faze took them to triple overtime.
>>2084271they're not making it out of stage 2.
>>2084271>always comes back>1 major in 10 years of making all star teams
this match is boring as fuck just get it over with
>>2083168lmao g2 got shit on
>>2084275>>2084277Seethe tranniesFAZE UP
NAkeks
NotReallyGoodbros...
What the FUCK is wrong with this community. Fucking BAKA
>>2084309who won?
freya a qt
NRGgers lost to Imperial... yikes...
jameGAWD
Jame kino
JAMESUS
you can't possibly make me root for these things
>>2084359how can you not??>jame comes back for another major with four unknown freaks of nature he can boss aroundit's awesome
>>2084359twinks were already stolen by n0k0, please understand
>>2084376Jame finna steal Kyousuke from Nikwab after he wins the major
I hate scrawnders
>>2084378fuck you bloody
jamebros, i'm sorry... i need legacy to win for my piggems
god damn fucking molly miss
THE FREAKS FUCKING DID ITLET'S FUCKING GO
pari's best player wasn't even online
Hate rustrannies but they gotta seal this, don't wanna lose my pick'em now.
grita dumau
ogrebros...
>I'm only gonna say this once... if you guys don't get it together on nuke, I'm gonna sell right back to the circus where I found you
I love Father Jame, but this AW creature is just the equivalent of xertioN.
LOL remember when the AWP had 10 bullets per mag. WTF were they thinking
Paribussy
FUCK YEAH
Oh myy god what a fucking retaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard
holy shit
Lurch fucking eco smacked them
and now Igor gets his time in the limelight
Legussy
i'd be surprised if no one from legacy gets picked up by a better team after this major
saadzin is saving their ass so fucking hard right now.
holy lifegame, he locked in
flicc
>>2084548Sir this is brazilian team, they are stuck there until they die.
AAAAWWWW!!!
damn, what a double
>>2084548why would they? they looked a lot better in austin and still stuck together, dumau and latto supposedly turned down several offers over the years
Jame... I felt that...
dude, these schizos in the crowd need to stfu
n1ssim is so ass bro
missim...
pv wins in ot
OT means paravision has won
unlucky for pari to still lose after getting ot
>>2084318me ;3
time to step up motley crew
>>2084593
is that the fucked up audio or does the game actually sound like this now?
>>2084597saar...
bro, i actually thought...
nobody in cs has patience like jame
Jame WH CONFIRMED
where is he?
another game ruined by the op awp
Fact: AWP is the most balanced gun in the game.
>>2084604busy destroying s1ssy in tier4
>>2084608i havent played in a while what did they change about the awp?
>sad zynlol
https://x.com/brax1wnl/status/1994092471341752528What did he mean by this
HOLY SHIT he went into site monkey style. He coulda had that
holyy shit he deserves this win bro
nice try saadzinbut paravision are about to go Deliverance on your ass
>>2084614who ?
>have to go to sleepgood luck jame&ogres
>>2084623>>have to
>go b>win>go a>lose
>>2084625it do finna be like dat
>flipping off the screenwhat a lil bitch
SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!
JAMEEE
someone post an orgasm reaction picI'm on my work pc
Dzhami "Macaco Killer" Ali
>>2084640
launders keeps screaming when the round is already unwinnable due to time, fake and fraudulent caster
>>2084644thanks
stop choking bronzil wtf, wasnt fluxo ruining faze's elimination enough
>>2084647>mfw jame pigeon shooting dumau
WE FUCKING DID ITWE FUCKING DID ITWE FUCKING DID ITWE FUCKING DID ITWE FUCKING DID IT
absolute kino
Jame just saved my picks
>monkeys losing yet againkekthank you jame and co
be honest, did you EVER doubt JAME?he IS HIM
welp, my pickems are cooked now but i'm happy for jame
the comeback started as soon as i got back from thanksgiving dinner and started watching. you may thank your benevolent americans
dude I thought AW has a disability like those midgets with fucked up torsos but he looks normal when standing
-karrigan +jame
you know vp would've been so much better this year if they just had jame as awperhe's so much better than icy
APOLOGISE
VAMOS
>>2084659you weren't supposed to see that
insane game, but both teams deserve stage 2 over fucking imperial, seeding fucked us of good games instead we gotta watch those dogs go 0-3
MY PRO GOONER GOAT JAME
)
brazil 1/4 teams qualified
ALGA KAZAKHSTAN
nope...even though I don't like legacy, the humiliation ritual is still cringe and curry coded
QUE?
wasn't saadzin like 25-7 at some point on dust2?
>>2084680Not as bad as ewc chastity cage key crushing thing
Fuck that chupacabra dumau
>>2084680yeah the players just standing around looking sad
>legacy has parimatch as sponsor, the betting company who owns parivision
>>2084689ayo wtf?
>>2084689shhhhh shut the fuck up nigga
POST TELEGRAM REACIONS REEEEEE
>>2084684that is fine, it's the winning team doing it and they don't have to crush the key they get asked first, this is just humiliating
>>2084689PARI and Parimatch are different entities
>>2084683basically
>>2084689TODAY i will remind them
>>2084692I wanted to post some negative ones about their losses, but surprisingly everyone seems to just love PARIVISION, only a couple of stray mad bettor comments thrown around mainly at AWI'll wait a bit and gain some positive ones for once then
>all that just to bomb 1-3 out of stage 2Nice job jame+4 I guess
Jame trannies rejoice while you still can. Faze will dispose of jame and his team of freaks.
dude thinks he's slick
>>2084705>f0zequeer talking
>NaVi v FlyQuestholy fucking kino
>>2084696I've never seen a single example in these threads of pros cheating that cannot be immediately written off as>audio is missing from the clip>comms are missing from the clip>earlier round information is missing from the clip>players simply adjusting their aim on a low sens very flat game>players just being lucky / unlucky
>>2084705>f0ze>disposing of anyone
>>2084705it will be hard to meet when parivision goes 3-0 and faze 0-3
>>2084709they're calling microhacks for a reason, you aren't supposed to be able to see
>>2084718based schizo retard
nota's twin brother stole all the looks
kek the hltv fantasy guy is smoking crack, device, makazze and wonderful gold cards somehow, and then every pari player except jame is bronze
Russian reactions to PARIVISION vs Legacy:>PV 1, VP 0>Congratulations on a real baptism of fire! Dad dragged young brats to the next round of the major.>comeback in the real spirit of Virtus.pro (not current ones)>What other team at the Major has IGL as the best player on the team?>Jame and Dastan are great guys. It was tough all game days, but we got through it, albeit with some creaking, but we made it. Respect.>Well, there's no question about it, came back from 11-5 and shut them down with class ;) They showed that Legacy are fluke tier 2-3 players who have no chance at the major.>Jame's comebacks are amazing, always defending with space, tough rounds. Go! You still have those same vanguards who are underdogs but can rally when all hope is lost!>Jame and Dastan are awesome, they're pushing their own line! The stratbook hasn't changed in five years, but somehow it works!>ginger cuckold got shit on, a tale as old as timePARI CEO, Sergey Glamazda:>Lions! No words. Simply a miracle, guys.
>>2084725he looks like me
>>2084725More filters than chinese girls on insta, holy
>>2084740when did thorin say that?
i won my second upper bracket open playoffs game 2-1 and came back from 10-2 on 3rd map in regulation
>>2084744he looks like a chad in that picture too
you're welcome
>>2084718your clit is micro
>>2084745https://youtu.be/WrPbNcFqSPs?si=rsbi47ZsuabEwCTb&t=669
>>2084755i don't get his point. the teams that actually don't deserve spots are all the shit na/sa/asian teams like rare atom, huns, fluxo, etc.
>>2084760He somewhat has a point, just articulates it like an inbredPARI definitely deserved the spot less than OTHER European teams like 9INE or OG due to being the most online-farming team of that pool.They did prove that they're here for a reason right now, no doubt about it. And I think no one argues that Bronzil and Chyna have too much DEI spots.
>>2084766>no one arguesagainst the fact that Bronzil and Chyna have too much DEI spots*
>>2084766you're just wrong,parivision was at a huge disadvantage because of their limited lan wins. the way vrs works is you get free points for any lan win even vs literal garbage. other teams had tons of free points while pari's points came from actually winning.
>>2084772>while pari's points came from actually winningLanDaLan 2 was the worst VRS farm LAN by level of average competition by far, and it's precisely because of those "limited lan wins" that they weren't supposed to be there over the likes of Gentle Mates, for example, since they just didn't play shit and had a mild lan-dodging reputation from all those #2 qualifier finishes
>>2084766they had the highest winrate out of any of the teams on the cusp by far, they couldn't attend every dog lan across the world where those supposedly more deserving teams got huge amount of points from beating complete randoms
>>2084778bro gentle mates had like +200 free points over pari and still didn't manage because they just weren't as good of a teamgentle mates lost 0-2 vs gl and legacy at pgl bucharest so we already know the difference between the teams
imperial giga luckygot through by winning vs rare atom, huns and nrg
how the fuck did mibr get stage 2 over legacy?looks like legacy won a ton after the invites because they're #11 now while mibr is fucking #35
>>2084778gentle mates threw away their spot all by themselves by forfeiting birch cup, and roman's tournaments that exist solely to boost saw and gentle mates is much more egregious, and saw would've stolen that spot if not for sharting against 9ine in frag
>>2084781And it's all online CS, which is near worthless, which is why PARI were so heavily doubted - this is these guys' 4th ever LANThey weren't cutting down Vitality or Falcons or Spirit online, all of these teams played each other, but while OG had maybe 70% winrate and PARI had 90%, OG had triple the LAN games and that just counts more
>>2084799online cs is harder than dogshit lans
>>2084802>t. jOELZ
jame eliminating f*ze would've been better. hopefully stage 2.
>>2084791yep should've at least had to face pari or legacy in 2-2, it was a great match but would be better if both advanced
>>2084725didn't this guy get banned for something stupid
>>2084817considering he's playing for gun5 and played last two days ago, probably not
>>2084820I found it, he got a short ban from a league because he pretended to dc to circumvent a running down the clock $0 penalty in a match while on T side
reminder that the major starts at stage 3stage 1 is the diversity qualifier for the major's qualifierstage 2 is the qualifier for the majorstage 3 is the beginning of the major
Back in my day the major was the major
>>2084828lol.you know, i think players don't try to that enough. you actually do somewhat frequently see situations where ct's could force a t on pistol round to get no loss bonus. but they always go for the kill anyway.
eu teams didn't lose a single bo3 against a non-eu team, but over half of the bo1s, really makes you think
Seethe at faze all you want, but you cannot deny who are the real top dimes drawers here
>>2084859makes you wonder how a literal who named jcob landed on a team like this
>>2084859brazilian fluxo watchers
>>2084865karrigan's wife is a big fan of him for some reason
>>2082907At least Pari won.....
can jame make stage 3?
>>2084875>easiest openermaybe
>>2084875yes, refer to this guide >>2084753
>>2084753>flyquest 3-1you're so retarded it hurts
>>2084753Nice, I had something similar
>>2084882navi isnt losing to dogshitquest
the shittiest asian team isn't qualifying to stage 3 you tards
>>2084885
>>2084885kitten is gonna shit on m0kazze
>>2084886yeah, they were eliminated in stage 1running behind the schedule?
>>2084885bo1, coming in hot and navi is a dead team, the changes have practically already been made>>2084882I prefer mine cause elige eliminating faze in 2-2 would be great, but I can see yours playing out too
Let's address the elephant in the room.Both 2-0 teams after round 3 failed to qualify. But both 0:2 teams after round 3 also failed to qualify.TOTAL BO1 DEATH
NIP3DMAXPUATylooFQM80MIBRLiquid
new wildcard is gonna be juicy
>>2084753
>>2084760>all the shit na/sa/asian teams like rare atom, huns, fluxo>na/sa/asian>nawhat shit na teamsone went through 3-0, the other would've gone 3-1 if they didn't have a sub
>>2084890>the changes have practically already been madewhat are you talking about?
new cope for NA unlocked: "would have gone 3-1"
>>2085010did you watch the nrg fnatic game you little rat
fuck the major the final ever womens championship is starting in 6 hourswho do you have winning it all
>>2085013literally no one is watching that, including you.
>>2085014the major isn't even on tomorrow so you can watch it easily
>>2083243>>2085013>all women's teams are vrs ranked>all eu ones have terrible records even in Main (i think one is hardstuck Intermediate)>per new league rules these shitters will get free trips straight to eu AdvancedI think flyquestred is already advanced but its na advanced so
>>2085019where is my goat now
>>2085023he said he'd be back after major
>>2085008navi aren't sticking to this lineup that much is obvious, and they don't expect to accomplish anything here either. they know who they're getting rid of and the ones being benched must know this is their last tournament too, probably in talks with or already concluded them with whoever is taking their spots
https://escorenews.com/en/csgo/news/73791-team-spirit-might-ve-started-training-inferno-donk-never-played-this-map-in-cs2I was going to say they must know something after reading this a few days ago, that it means inferno isn't going anywhere and is in fact preferable to whatever is coming, the following one doesn't seem like a coincidencehttps://escorenews.com/en/csgo/news/73821-dataminer-vertigo-might-come-back-to-professional-map-pool-in-cs2
>>2085037they don't know shit get real
>>2084859They are the main characters. Shartladder probably praying FaZe goes to playoffs.
This faggot is eating for a whole month thanks to faze
>>2085056awful coaching of cs
>>2085056people like him and phy are pathetic, same goes for anyone who watches those faggots
>>2085056I like this guy. Not because of CS, but because of his DJ video that popped up out of nowhere for me. It's so funny, just a guy having fun.
>>2085026so you're just talking bs, ok
its crazy that FlyQ always gets a free pass in the major just because they are the only aussie team
low grade bait fr
>>2085115>frogpost>retardevery time
>>2085115Not to worry, FaZe will deal with them.FaZe Up
>>2084705>>2085120>falseflagging this hardSad!
flyquest takes another L even when they have a W
>>2085069i don't watch either but both are less pathetic than the losers that do nothing but complain by creating something of value for people to watch while knowingly be subjects of insults by freaks like (You) and yet do it anyway
>>2085138>>2085119
>>2085069Phy's vids are alright. His 2 falcons vids are kino.
:)
Hate watching Jame now, Reddit loves the guy.
>>2085183why do you know what reddit likes?
are you really picking Flyquest over our guy's team?
>>2085197I´m obsessed
>>2085203I trust in b1ad3
>>2085203fq aren't playing m80
>>2085037>vertigo-might-come-back-to-professional-map-pool-in-cs2Who created this map? Does he have dirt on volvo employees?
>>2085115Not anymorehttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2388150/thunder-downunder-vs-ground-zero-cct-season-3-oceania-series-3
>>2085125>falseflaggingkek it's time to face the truth, your f0ze brethren really are that retarded
Faze Pua will be a verified kino match for sure
Life is so much simpler when you put the teams you like to go through and the teams you hate to go 0-3.
Get simulated, bitch.
>>2085056>cs equivalent to this
>>2085242>>2085244>3dmaxi dont know man they're doing pretty bad lately
completely forgot what i had in my pickems can't believe i got 5 right by a hair lmaooooo
Rate the boys
>Rate "the boys">Doesn't actually include The Boys
remember when tyloo almost beat vitality and lost because they choked a 5v2 post plant?
>>2084203>Trying to find the way to view event stats is so unintuitive its insane.
>>2085370You don´t see shit there but k-d and rating. If you want to see other stuff you need to click on "leaderboards".
>>2085375lol so that's how hltv looks without adblocker?
>>2085379Its a gambling bonanza.
are you watching esl impact right now? sakura is about to beat big female
>>2085242>FaZe 0-3They look like ass but I guarantee you they will luck shit a BO1 win.
Anon, are you ready to see Karrigan cry at the humiliation ritual after going 1-3 in Stage 2?
>>2085407He's revealing too much of his power level.Soon not even Thorin will be able to handle him.
>>2085407
>>20802483-0Astralis3dmax0-3Tylol Mibr / imperial
>>2085438thorin has been slowly teaching kassad the nuances of showmanship and farming engagement online but because he's retarded he's going to take it too far and fuck it up for himself
so female cs is actually completely dead after the last esl impact right?i can't imagine anyone else wants to """invest""" in something that will NEVER be even slightly profitable
>>2085481women esports is the most misogynistic thing to existit's the only sport where women are on the same level as men and they still need to be separated
>>2085138they're not creating anything but hate towards players, for no reason other than to make money themselves>>2085143this is the sort of person who likes them
>>2085483i responded. you're welcome.
>>2085487where am i wrong?
I think we need something like this in CS.I'd like to hear what coaches/team members say to each other whenever a timeout is called. This was in quarters I thinkhttps://files.catbox.moe/sikft2.mp4They (M80) ended up winning the major by the way. They beat Falcons in grand finals. Falcons lost three tournaments that day across three different disciplines (dota, cs, r6) ALL in Grands iirchttps://files.catbox.moe/9lhau4.mp4 This was at match point Bonus clip : https://files.catbox.moe/gswc2i.mp4 (they didn't get too far)
>>2085493I wanna hear Niko yell racial slurs every time he chokes
>>2085493damn, that first one got me a bit fired up, ngldude's like the anti-taz
>>2085098I wasn't larping as an insider, you don't need to be one to know that navi and faze are both making 2 changes
am i crazy for thinking Complexity core will advance to Stage 3
>>2085493https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS4pfgvjjXo
>>2085503yes.
>>2085504it'll never not be funny
>>2085504My nigga taz. He always knew what to say.
>>2085485>hate towards playersahh bloo bloo the poor players, competitors get criticized
>>2085481>>2085483I've said it before and I'll say it againWomen are just not as competitive as men. This is the cold hard truth. Obviously they have slower reaction speeds and poorer hand-eye coordination, but all that pales in comparison to the great filter - competitive spirit (the soul, not the team). Just look at the top players - they all ground faceit for 16 hours a day in a dark room. That is possibly as asocial as you can get. And women are not like that, they're much more social than men. They're going to hang out with their friends, go to parties and have sex instead of grinding. To get into competitive esports you HAVE to be a virgin (exceptions may exist). This is the sacrifice demanded of them.Also they're constantly victimizing themselves at every turn. Case in point, Imp FE: A team that's barely ESEA main level, getting paid a hefty professional salary, demands to scrim against tier 1 teams. There are dudes working full time jobs grinding in tier 10 without any financial incentive who do so without complaining.Love from Kazakhstan.
Wild to think we are almost exactly 24 hours until flyquest begin their stage 2 run that starts with their domination of Navi and ends in the grand final.
>>2085516by viewers, yeah that's fine, by grifters? that's gay, and if you can make it past their intros you are certainly gay too
>>2085522>When they doubt you and put you in as their 0-3 pick, so you hit them with the Kangaroo stare.
https://www.hltv.org/news/43298/official-chr1zn-joins-heroicthots?
Dang, I thought they'd go straight to stage 2 matches but we have to wait until Sat
sick female player
>>2085526>loses to nobodies in cctkek what a bitchhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2388150/thunder-downunder-vs-ground-zero-cct-season-3-oceania-series-3
go atrix
>>2085493nothing compares to listening live to player commshttps://youtu.be/w0ZyKzHjP3o?t=498asking your teammate how it feels to win a LAN with like 10 minutes left in the game will probably never be topped
Uhh
>>2085559Listen-ins are totally possible as well. It's already always there anyway, they'd just have to tinker with some audio outputs or whatever.But I also want to hear whatever they say during TOs, instead of just sitting there for 40 seconds staring at them.
>>2085564yeah but with apex, it's not listen insyou just get every teams comms (assuming the set up is working) till they die or win
>>2085559>click full stream just to see the actual cast because I have never watched Apex>that team wins and I hear that familiar British degenerate voice start to boom over the speakers>it's fucking James Banks
>>2085567yeah, so unfortunate. he really needs to get an exclusive contract with riot
>>2085567kek
>>2085407lmao, that cuck casting with mac in epl I think was so miserable to listen to, kept going on and on and on about sausages every single day
Holy mother of clickbait.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gBxvpwYbcI
Anyone watching the ESL Impact League?Is Sakura just full of transgenders or did they manage to get the ugliest women ive ever seen together for a cs team?
>>2085602i think only raven is a girl
>>2085608how the fuck is this allowed lmao
FaZe baddies ww@???
https://x.com/GODaZeD/status/1993866304542134483what losing to glocks does to a mf
>>2085612its more like embarrassing. like youre so trash you fucking compete vs girls in a male dominated game. i never get it.
>Karrigan just said that right now FalleN is a better IGL than himoh nonoononnoon f0zekwabies...not like that!
>>2085682where?
>>2085682hooxi is better than karrigan right now.
when will they fix the m4?
>>2085682what a surpriseturns out saying that "nice guys" while having worse mechanics than a lvl 7 faceit bum is worse than putting order from the beginning to the end of every round
It's out. /oursenilegoatigl/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGrvgwtflqE
>>2085682>right now
sorry i meant to post the real goat igl. the one whose comms have real substancehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Djpor20bH8
think I'll play some premier tonighta bit drunk after drinking with a colleague after work, but that just makes me better, right? (short tempered when team is russian/turkish tho)
flyquest destroy kekvi and then go 1-3. it is known
I bought a skin for every gun in 2019. I didn't have much money, so nothing I bought was worth over $30 at the time.I now have 4 guns worth over $200 and 1 worth over $100. Unbelievable.
>>2085887nobody talked at all.... but me and some rando in a 3stack carried, so I guess it could've been worse
>>2085949thank fuck they chose dust2.... easiest map to solo by far
>>2085937that's a whole lot of steam sale games
which celebrity pickem are we copying?
>>2085937What do you expect us to do with that information?
>>2085957dupreehdon't do pick'me's tho
>>2085953Holding on lol I haven't played in a long time but who knows. I'd never be able to afford those guns again. Just wish I would have splurged on the Hot Rod when it was $70.>>2085961Have you tried sucking a fart?
>>2085972>Just wish I would have splurged on the Hot Rod when it was $70.I have no idea what that is...
Thorin came to me in a dream and revealed the reason NAVI sucks. It's w0nderful. He's too passive which results in iM and Makazze overcompensating with too much risk-taking which makes them look dumb and the team disorganized.
When Niko and Falcoons lose will Niko stop playing forever?
>>2085995no. he will become s0mple tier
>>2085972kys
>>2085608
>>2086067QTs )
>>2086067grim
>>2086067>empathymost ironic nick name of all time
the epitome of npcthe actual enemy inside yourselfevery day my hate for them growsand every day they challenge mebut I will not be defeatedlike all dead memes, their time will comepatience is a virtue, stupidity is a sin
>>2086067this one sorta looks like a real (butch lesbian) woman. but it could be a tranny too. and everyone else are definitely trannies.
>>2086081Thanks for keeping us updated.
If you still have doubts about IMPERIAL FE not belonging to the scene, you're just a hater.They made us sweat, they shoot very strong.Put some respect on their name, they made it here fair and square, give them a couple of years, more experience and they'll be a threat
>>2086067>Will outfrag your average magogchud Grim!
>>2086094>pros are better than casuals
>>2086101>pro females are better than magogchuds
i'm filtering that bait
>>2086106>Not able to handle the harsh truthOhhhkay...
>>2086111nta but you're just very bad at it it's not engaging
>>2086125
>>2086104>females
>>2086127>>2086174die >>2086080
God what a fucking hillbilly gummo lol genuinely hard to hear him talk https://youtu.be/zcFwxS6m4PA?si=FwN1cDxmasYeMIF7
>>2086191i can understand him just fine
>>2086191>hating on amerilards when there's subhumans from everywhere to choose fromfair enough
>>2085751jcobb not cut out for this, I feel bad for him as it's clearly due to autism but he's so awkward around them
>>2085559/axg/ sends its regards.
>>2086087KWAB!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wo1e9AQDuEWatchie
>>2086227I hope you get ass cancer
>>2086236uh ohf0zie having meltie again!!!!
>>2086227this team is gonna fail so hard
>>2086239didn't know it was about fazejust recognized one of the resident faggots
IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP https://youtu.be/nJ4gbH_T3Bg
>>2086227>Rain is in the org with a bunch of gay brown people
Maui I know you read these threads; next HTPM, make the take that Hooxi is a better IGL than Karrigan right now (pending Faze getting KWABbed out of stage 2), you know full well it will work both Thorin and Kassad into a seething rage
>>2086259you're the gay brown people you disgusting frog
>>2086274>you're the gay brown people you disgusting frog!
>>2085608>ravenoh no no no nigga
>>2086282I don't even recognize that team...who's doing the humiliation ritual here?
>>2086286yes ladssss
remember?
>>2086320>'member guys????>'member when jame won????I fucking hate youyou know we all root for jame, yet you feel the need to gloat to absolutely no one. Get a fucking hobby
>>2086332you are a very sad little poster
>>2086248>one of the resident faggotskek I know which one you're talmbout I was just impersonating him
>i was just pretending to be retardedel clásico
Crazy to think that 98% of games would be won if players just stuck to their positions, or followed up on teammate's plays
>>2086386nigga I'm serious I'm not that watchie guy just thought it was a fun lil bit
>Crazy to think that 98% of games would be won if players were robots and didn't succumb to the human nature
>>20863875 stack nigga don't expect randos to do shit
>>2086387
>>2086253I just squeezed stage 1 with 5 picks.Should I just copy thorin here he seems to have reasoned it out strongly.Fucking Faze and Fnatic were looking pretty shit though.
>>2086502this has yet to be refuted
>>2086216they don't talk about comp there unless it's a lan and theres only 3 of them a yearand the format means there'll have been like 6 months since the last relevant games as the online split 2 was mostly meaninglessit's rather dire in apex landthe hitreg schizos will be the last ones left
The HLTV simulator got 6 right in the first stage, so desu I'm just copying this shit 2nd stage. But I'm moving aurora down
The niggas putting faze 0-3 out of sheer hate for karrigan and broky will never learn the leasson.
flyquest will get HUMILIATED by based b1ad3
>>2086748kek I haven't been to that shithole in over 3 yearsit's a shame gape sex was genuinely a fantastic game but respawn killed iteven /axg/ was smothered by the troons who kept spamming their waifu, though I suspect things must've gotten better once they moved from /vg/
>>2086770>and brokynice try but fattigan is the only problem, broky is not involved in ts
https://www.hltv.org/news/43310/im-on-makazze-now-hes-learning-that-sometimes-you-need-to-push-the-brakesI love /ourchad/ iM but he has gotta unleash the monkey style not put it in a cage
>>2086748>>2086895who asked
Me. I asked.Bitch.
>>2086216>>2086895Kinda funny that the clip posted is from a tournament 3 years ago. If you check on the game today they're going off the rails with game balance and milking the last of the whales with gooner skins.
>>2086759i have similar, but m80 and b8 switched with mibr and PUA
We need a fresh thread for the games today
>>2086770naah i like the team alot. but i still put them in 2/3
>>2086920>milking the last of the whales with gooner skins.Should've done that from the start, instead of giving us butt ugly ogre hambeast characters.
>>2086929be the change you want to see, anonstop complaining and make one
EPIC NEWS! NAVI HAD A 10-DAY BOOTCAMP BEFORE MAJOR! HOLY SHIT. IT'S SO OVER FOR OTHER TEAMS.
Fresh Bread:>>2086964>>2086964>>2086964
>>2086965dumb nigger
>>2086965smart aryan
keep your eyes on hooxiif you don't you'll miss out on some kino
>>2087005What?
>>2087173he's not wrong
>>2086965not even image cap you fucking faggot
>>2087711idk man i dont keep track of allat someone said new thread for stage 2 so i made it lolz
>>2088075>>2087005
Are you ready for another JGOAT masterclass?
Ban all Israeli playersthey are all cheating