Stage 2 Edition (#FlyQuestUP #TimeToFly #YTB)https://counter-strike.nethttps://hltv.orghttps://liquipedia.net/csPreviously:>>2080248
let's freaking go
Pickems. Btw can you share your favorite meme/screenshot reaction pic from cs. i formatted my computer.
>>2086967Yoikes!
>>2086970piggemsf0ze is such a strange team I want them to win and lose at the same time
>>2086970>favorite meme
>>2086975I like faze alot, but vs legacy i just wanted them to lose so they can change their lineup lol
>>2086975PUA going next, what is the reasonining behind that? hallzerg is playing dogwater, the fire has been out for a while now no?
>>2086981equally dogwater competition
>>2086982fair.Stage 1 and 2 seemed complete cointoss desu
>>2086988I didnt mean to write desu, im not some sort of weeb
>>2086991Welcome to 4channel newfag.
>>2086992[alt-255] [alt-255] [alt-30] [enter] [alt 30] [alt 255] [alt 30]
FLYCHADS ARE WE READY?
>>2086998Indubitably.
Can't see a way NaVi doesn't make it through.>>2086970
fuck your pick'mes, disgusting hltv cretins
I feel like MOUZ has a pretty good chance to take the major, I don't even know why, feels like no one even considers them a contender.
How do I make them my wife magog?Which one would you pick and why?
>>2087032have you seen xertion on playoffs? they are major chokers.
>>2087007navi makes it trough with playing vs worse shitters
>>2086759It doesn't get anything right, it just defaults to highest seed for every round.Incidentally worked out last time but is unlikely to this time.
>>2087037Torzsi on home soil and its last call for this whole roster. If they don't do it now they never will.
1 hour leftprepare your pepeslots of upsets today
>>2087032so does Furiai don't think anyone figured them out yet
>>2087036Emmsan, looksmatched and the other two are high maintenance probably.
>>2087042They wont. Spinx might have a lifegame, but they fall apart playing a "dumber" team that can frag.
>>2087051But furia is not under rated, alot of have them as favorite. nobody likes mouz, fucking boring cs and players.
>>2087032Buddy, I was one of 2 Mouz supporters in this general and even I've given up on them. They've lost that spark. It's hopeless. They need new blood, maybe a hotheaded rifler.
>>2087036Women need to stop becoming esport professionals. My culture is NOT your costume.
>>2087053>looksmatchedKWAB!!!You're still in the 2010 mindset that a 5/10 woman's looksmatch is a 5/10 man. A 5/10 woman's looksmatch is an 8/10 man. Get with the times.
>>2087032>I feel like MOUZ has a pretty good chance to take Xyeah, good luck with that. And welcome to CSnext you're gonna tell me there's no chance of faze making a run
>>2087053Oh and she's also probably the biggest slut out of the three.DO NOT fall for the "sweet innocent nerdy girl with glasses" schtick.
might as well play into my delusion of big j doing a lil sumaurora seems relatively safe though imo, unless xantares sharts because he's in front of a crowd again
>>2087071>next you're gonna tell me there's no chance of faze making a runThere's literally a 0% chance of this happening. Ropz, 2022 Twistzz and 2022 Broky were what was colloquially known as "Faze Magic". Not to mention Rain was also in his prime and Fattigan could still call/frag.Now? Deadweight fattigan, Broky on meds, toilet cleaner, vitamin-d lacking hapa and frozen.
>>2087075where's flyguest you fucking deserter?!GET OUT
>>2087075>No Chadquest>PUA 0-3>B8, MIBR to go through>Poorivision 3-0Don't ever let me catch you lackin lilbro.
>>2087078i had them as going through in the first stage but they just had to go 3-0 and ruin my pickemsfuck them
>>2087077I really hope you're the same anonand I'm gonna be so fucking smug when faze makes playoffs (about 20%, but I feel lucky)
>>2087075more like xantares sharts just because. Most random team that can stop anyone and be stomped. Para 3-0 is straight up retarded
>>2087082wdym same anon?>>2087081this is what happens when you half-ass your faith
>>2087084>wdym same anon?same guy thinking mouz has any chance at winning the major
>>2087082bruh they struggled vs NRG with COACHRed candids furry team almost 2-0 . and then fucking dogshit fluxo....
>>2087081fuck you
>>2087086Nah I ain't that guyI'm this guy >>2087064
>>2087087>bruh they did the same thing they always do, just a bit worsethey're not gonna win the major but I've seen this movie way too many times to not think they make playoffs
after gl shutting down the 100t rumors and after them playing like shit in every game but one in stage 1, i think there's 0 chance for that now
>>2087092What exactly is their problem though? They have a good coach, good team, good backing. What is the missing piece? Or "The Problem"?
>>2087091Bruh you need to rewatch some of the older faze matches. they never almost fucking bombed out vs shit teams in STAGE 1. They lost perhaps 1 map vs a decent team and stomped rest. Watch the games before you follow the memes.
>>2087095>bruh they've always been goodyou're the one who needs to watch the games bruhthey've been shit for ages and still make playoffs
>>2087095Some f0zeniggas have a really hard time accepting the fact that the f0ze magic is gone.
>>2087095holy shit you're afraid lolyou're afraid I'm right and they actually make playoffs
>>2087099You don't even have confidence in your own cocky prediction: >>2087082>about 20%
>>2087099actually thinking faze will make a run.
>>2087103out of 24 teams those aren't bad odds
>>2087094ztr t-side calling seems quite bad on a lot of maps and they're trying really hard to force ovp as their main map but they're really not that good at itand they're basically playing without an awper, which changes a team's approach to the game a lot
>>2087106Conditional probability nigga, read about it.Not to mention there's no reason for the odds to be even, the competition is the worst it's ever been yet f0ze is struggling.
>>2087109rez to awp asap
trust in b1ad3
>>2087111well, another team tried that... all jokes aside though, it's a shame that they're such a budget oriented team because there are some decent tier 1.5-2 awpers out there
>>2087110>Conditional probabilityso...>it's a meme and they don't actually struggle and make deep runsto>just because they struggle and make deep runs doesn't mean it'll happen again
Why do the garbage teams always play first?Literally no one cares about fnatic, nip, 3dmax and astralis (a little bit maybe for astralis but still)
>>2087112ponyposting is prohibited outside of /mlp/
>>2087116that wasn't his room dumbass
>>2087117unironically coping
>>2087123WHAT ARE THOOOOSE
>>2087123God I hate that chink hoststop being so fucking fat
>BRING THE HYPE>It's 3DMAX vs Fnatic
>NIP vs AstralisToday I will remind them.
>>2087130>gets cucked
>>2087131This is what I mean young buck >>2087119dev0rce fell in love with an idealized version of his girl, a version where she was not a worthless whore
is we watching asstroonlose or phoneyattic?
>>2087131that's why they need stavn back to equalize the cucking/cucked ratio
>>2087135stay in kick chat
>>2087135If you ain't Hooxin'You ain't livin'Shrimple as
Faze up boys
>>2087139fuck yeah
Wait everyone on Astralis looks healthy and well groomed? Particularly Device? How?
>>2087142it's the hooxi effectall serious coaches are studying it currently
>>2087136Makes no sense because Stavn looks like the quintessential cuck.
>>2087144yet he does the cucking
holy shit
I'M HOOXIN I'M HOOXIN I'M HOOXIN
DEV1CE 3.0!
The HooXi effect
I don't even know why I'm Hooxin but I just know that I am!
>>2087153it's like gooning but without the soul crushing degeneracy
>>2087155That actually makes a lot of sense.
Oh yeah I forgot Astralis haven't been at the major for almost 3 years.
>>2087159yeah, they really fucked up at every single rmr
nt hooxi
NOOOOO STOP SELLING ASSTRALIS!!! YOU'RE GONNA FUCK UP BOTH MY 3-0 AND 0-3 PICKS >:(
I don't like the deagle reload soundshould sound way crunchier when the slide goes forward
asstralis
>anon wants crunchy deagle reloads?>give him a new case
Astralis T-side on Nuke incoming. It's over.
Its crazy how little faith i had in any of the teams in stage 2. If they all didnt even manage to make trough it make sense.
>>2087169Emmsan looks kinda sweet though? She looks the most appealing and approachable for me, not sure why you’re calling her a whore with no basis
>>2087181you need to call a doctor anonI think you're having an aneurysm
>>2087117holy kwab
>>2087189Honestly this makes me trust him even more as a coach. Furries are many things - sick, degenerate, antisocial, in general losers. But one thing they're not is incompetent.
there should be an icon for when you get a kill while running
i put NIP in 0-3...
>>2087192why?
KINOOOOO ROUND!!!!Also it's funny just how many point blank pistol shots are being missed at a stage 2 major match.>>2087192I put Asstralis 3-0 and NIP 0-3 lel.
picks
3DMAX? More like 3DMID
>>2087194Ninjas in Pyjamas vs. NRG at StarLadder Budapest Major 2025 Stage 1 | HLTV.orghttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2387856/ninjas-in-pyjamas-vs-nrg-starladder-budapest-major-2025-stage-1Ninjas in Pyjamas vs. Lynn Vision at StarLadder Budapest Major 2025 Stage 1 | HLTV.orghttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2388040/ninjas-in-pyjamas-vs-lynn-vision-starladder-budapest-major-2025-stage-1FaZe vs. Ninjas in Pyjamas at StarLadder Budapest Major 2025 Stage 1 | HLTV.orghttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2388043/faze-vs-ninjas-in-pyjamas-starladder-budapest-major-2025-stage-1Fluxo vs. Ninjas in Pyjamas at StarLadder Budapest Major 2025 Stage 1 | HLTV.orghttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2388049/fluxo-vs-ninjas-in-pyjamas-starladder-budapest-major-2025-stage-1And then just before the major, against 3 teams that did not even qualify for the major:Ninjas in Pyjamas vs. Gentle Mates at PGL Masters Bucharest 2025 | HLTV.orghttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2387333/ninjas-in-pyjamas-vs-gentle-mates-pgl-masters-bucharest-2025SAW vs. Ninjas in Pyjamas at PGL Masters Bucharest 2025 | HLTV.orghttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2387323/saw-vs-ninjas-in-pyjamas-pgl-masters-bucharest-2025HEROIC vs. Ninjas in Pyjamas at PGL Masters Bucharest 2025 | HLTV.orghttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2387101/heroic-vs-ninjas-in-pyjamas-pgl-masters-bucharest-2025
3TIERMAX stomped
>>2087198that round where the were scared of jambo who was solo a was dire
>>2087198>>2087203What kind of retard is watching that match instead of kino Asstralis-Nipple?
>>2087203nice
>>2087206I just really like blameF and hopes he gets into a tier 1 team before he retires.
>>2087197damn i put fnatic 0-3 and they just slimed 3dmax... i fucked up gang
>>2087209>I just really like blameF
Yall niggas on god thought midvice, oldgisk, hooxshit, and star player staehr were gonna beat xkacpersky and the lion of ukraine?
my parlay is already chalked i hope you die alone hooxi
the game's not even over, why are you all posting like 3dmax lostlike, they should lose, but they haven't yet
>>20872216-12 and they look mentally gone. Its over bro, they are not FaZe to clutch this.
>>2087209>I just really like blameFwe all do
>>2087202yeah, exactly, they looked good enough in stage one, so why put them 0-3?
2 games in my picks are cooked lmao
I....I can't believe ts......
Asstralis walking into angles like bots desu
>>2087217>not hooxin'you're missing out bro
>>2087225Stage 1 teams were complete dogshit man
whites can't into counterstrike
kek nt sn0ppi
>>2087232yeah, stage 2 has powerhouses like passion na
>>2087233blamef, krimz and sjuush beg to differ
I'M HOOXIN' SO FUCKING HARD
unc still got it
OT?
kill yourself hooxi
>>2087236Unironically true.
Asstrannies lmfao
>>2087241>>2087250
had 3DMAX as 3-0 am i retarded?
at least fnatic is raping frogsyou win some, you lose some
3D BITCH
>>2087238all han chinese
Cypher would never
>>20872573dmax has no floor or no ceilingvery inconsistent
I just lost part of my paycheck hooxi fuck you to hell
>>2087266Gigachad move
Imagine Fnatic vs NIP in 3-0 match
>>2087269with how this is going it might happen lol
TITANS
>>2086975fuaaaaark :DDDD
Its time. Faze up boys...
>>2087273wtf happened to NAVI jerseys? the old one looked really nice, now they added these stupid colors and the other one has 1 big BET text
>>2087274i mean astralis 3-0 is ballsy. but i cant speak i got 3dmax as 3-0 lmao
faze and paravision are gonna winyou heard it here first
FAZE THE FUCK UP
grim pregnant check hltv
>>2087280get locked in frozenwe're gonna need you to carry a bit
grim with the gamer dent
>>2087283he lost weight doe
God I love these freaks....
>>2087277Guess I was just ridin high on Hooxin'. Should've gone with FlyQuest 3-0.
>Faze u-ack!
>>2087287>AW
Dust 2... Faze is fucked
>>2087216>>2087224what’s wrong with blameF?
This shit almost makes me cry, holy shit man my niggas get your shit together.>>2087293KEK
Faze and Parivision are the Reddit teams.
>>2087287Jame should keep that beard (permanently).
>>2087287i didn't know someone could look more like a human pig than magixx
>Faze vs Digger NicxCan karrigan over come the BBC?
>>2087301Magixx doesn't look like a pig doe.
>>2087293mr ansimov is helping me save my awp
>>2087301you didn't know?it's magixx's less fat but inbred cousin
>>2087297rating is an illusion
I'm an aim tranny!
ts stage is pure see already
>>2087311see?
>>2087314osee
>>2087316can you see?
Grim loves his AUG huh
>>2087319He wasted a molly and a smoke ($900) in a 4v1 against an unarmored frozen with just a deagle?
BROKY!!!!
broky clutch yippie!!
I love Broky but I love America more....Also fuck fattigan.
>>2087325keep posting ts nigga I like it
>>2087326>Also fuck fattigan.fattigan just saved the round and fucked your obese ass
JGOD
FaZe got their clutch mojo back
>>2087334>both clutches against kvem
gg why is my anchor not anchoring b
i havent watched cs in a bit, why is everyone play so aggro, pushing non stop.
>>2087337bo1
>>2087337shit teams, shit map
>>2087337The game favors that playstyle more because of the subtick change+once in a lifetime player changing the game.
>>2087337different factors , but peekers advantage rn
kvem is straight up a dogshit dei hire
>jcobbb topfragginglet's all apologize to pooland
CAM ON PUA (NA)
Hol up...FaZe Legit?
These PUA guys get far too emotional when they die
>>2087346tshow much is he gonna fuck up
Savevision getting dicked down
>>2087350they learned from the best
Meanwhile in the Soviet-Sino war, Tyloo are leading
some shit tier cs going on
Ok, what is this kvem nigga doing? Holy fuck what the fuck was that???????????
>it's kvem loses a round for his team episode
N I C XICX
>niggs
gg nicxfaze way too eager
digger nicx.....
my friend keeps callin nicx shit but i knew he was a real ass needs more time guy
nicx fuggen legend
LMAO nicx god. That's a highlight he'll remember.
>>2087358>nice kvem very nice, but watch this
fuck you botky
what the fuck was that from the vegan?
>>2087358>>2087357Honestly he's shooting like a caricature of someone trying to 322. It's almost comical.
and instead of 9-3 now it's only 7-5
>chinks are dying to usp's nowis scrawny secretly based?
Kvem is a shit player and his hand tat looks like baby scribbles
>>2087372you're not baiting me into watching scrawnders
Jame and his team of freaks are getting their shit pushed in
This is CCT tier.
can you feel it
when is JW playing?
>>2087381https://www.hltv.org/matches/2388534/ecstatic-vs-eyeballers-dreamhack-knockout-stockholm-2025here
>>2087381he's playing right now at some dreamhack lan that qualifies you to epl
>>2087378you clearly don't know himthis is part of the plan
wtf why is ohne cheering against faze I can't watch this...
China owning Russia in life and CS
>>2087279i NEED her to sit on my face NOW
>play CT >win
please come back, freaksyou're the only likeable russian team
>>20873854chan is 18+ lad you shouldnt be on here
>>2087378they're just earning some pocket money3-2, trust the process
blown the fuck out lmao
>>2087385why would u watch ohne
>>2087391>ladyou both need to fuck off
>>2087395shurrup u fuckin sausage
>>2087382>>2087383wow thanks!what incredible and delightful timing
hallzerk is such a bot
FAZEbros we are so back
Karrigan roaring like a lion when winning against NA.
>faze babes>G2 gooksmany such cases
>>2087401>implying we were ever gone
Faze babes lookin' good
>>2087405cute
>>2087405Classic LAN/major event syndrome. every girl looking so ass that medium ones look okay.
twistzz is making this match way harder than it should be
Just post up on the angle you fucking spastic
>>2087402NA cucked him out of the easiest major of his life bruv
>>2087405right one is twistzz's wife, right? Or at least that's what the casters said.
Twistzz is playing like shit
>>2087405But those are 35 year old hags
>>2087414Ye its the blonde gal
Z E R K E D
my redneck goat
Big clutch from hally
ok, remind me why faze didn't poach goatzerk?
Oh no no no FaZe sisters
The amount of running while shooting with rifles that Karrigan does is atrocious. Almost every kill is labored because he fucks his own aim up
>>2087422broky clears
>>2087422super inconsistent.hm like the rest of faze... good question
>broky and jacobbb actually fragging for once yet still barely winning against passion UAnot looking good
>>2087422there is no faze without the goat retardonly orgsuckers want broky gone
PUA would have probably won by now if it wasn't for Kvem losing those 1v1s
>>2087417>tfw no qt esports hagfu to travel around the world supporting your esports life
>>2087430>only orgsuckers want broky goneorgsuckers and fattigan fans who refuse to admit he's the problem
i shat myself again
MY GOAT JCOBB
>>2087435I bet MBS is behind that
>>2087433wrongbroky, karrigan, twistzz and frozen ARE faze atmif someone else than twistzz got in instead of rain, I'd probably stop rooting for them>nostalgia fag!yes
>>2087440You're either a f0ze fan or a fattigan fan. Make up your mind.
Ukrainebros...
Let's goooooooooooo
Everything as expectedFaze up
Dona needs to show some thigh.
>>2087443B8 is going to beat Liquid so Ukraine will get something today
m80 vs aurora, what u think
"kick broky"
flyquest gets raped soon
>>2087447Navi is gonna win as well, we're still good
>>2087444please make one with bruce willis wearing a faze jersey
>>2087448Aurora all day, M80 won’t replicate their form stage 1 against real teams
>>2087435What's with this guy, does he really fuck trannies or was that just some meme shit?
>>2087449you can always count of him against tier 3 opposition
FLYSQUAD GET IN HERE
camman aussie cunts
I got what I wanted from the faze vs passion usanow switching sides and hoping america can stomp some roaches
>>2087459So you're a traitor?
>>2087460a traitor against who?
>>2087452Do you have a specific image of him in mind?
>>2087462before dementia but after he got old
>>2087463kek
dona's tits in my mouth
Scrawnders really just says shit huh.
nice nade m8
is lake the na donk?
>>2087453i dont even know anymore
YEAH THE BOYS
flyquest is getting raped
CUMMON MATEYS
why navi so popular with the crowd?
Fagquest just got slimed
um
>>2087484where is olof
>>2087484statcels won't like this...
>>2087484>forest>>2087485>olofHoly fucking uncshit
>>2087484where's niko
>>2087435>mambafied richard blocks you're path
this is legitimate rape
>see bullet>walk into said spotoh, flyquest are match fixing, sad
>>2087484Device should be in instead of Forest or Donk
I guess FQ's kryptonite is EU teamslet's hope they face mibr or imperial next
flycucks really quiet all of a sudden
I fear none of the stage 1 teams that advanced to stage 2 are reaching playoffs.
>>2087484>donkkek
Ausfaggots…we’re not fighting a T4 brazilian shitter…HELP
Remove Train, garbage ass map.
what are those odds lmao navi 2-0 FURIA like a month ago
doesnt look like navi does something exceptional, just FQ having poor executes and worse aim
>blunderf00l against t5 shitters
>fq gets raped>m80 gets rapedworst parallel games of the dayplease just finish it... looking forward to laughing at liquid
send these poofters back to the covid camps
We're back
>>2087513We stan liquid now doelaughing at liquid is so q2 2025 coded
wow this AI gen music is fucking garbage
I don't want anyone to ever say that they deserved to make it out of stage 1 ever again
Oof
this guys major first half
aussie faggots btfo kek
EZ comeback for the boyz
>>2087517elige and kyosucky are the only people I actively hatewatch just because they have the most delusional fans
FUCK YOUR 13-0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYKJ-GfdhGc
>>2087527crooked fingers are a sign of malnourishment
12-12 LETS GOOO
RAPEDquest
GAPEDquest
w0ndergoat on the rifle.
KWABquest
>>2087534>w0ndergoatNo one says this.
>>2087534i say this
>>2087541You're no one.
>>2087534Many are saying this
>>2087534This sentence has never been uttered, ever.
FLYHOME
>>2087545i am a doctor
>>2087557Doctor nobody.
>sar and the faggot on liquid gamewhy must gabe punish us so
>>2087534lmao no way. everyone says wonderb0t
flyquest should die
>>2087534I thought I posted this for a moment, sounds exactly like me
>>2087534wtf I don't remember posting this
>>2087566>>2087548>>2087541>>2087534all (you)
>>2087565>the only relevant australian team should dieI don't get this need to ragebait (and this badly) just because people itt root for fq
watching b stream while listening to a stream
>>2087568>>>2087566>>>2087548>>>2087541 (You)>>>2087534>all (you)
>>2087568You got me!
>>2087568>nigger can't into joke postsmaybe stay on hltv
>>2087579mad little bitch
>>2087463I tried bro, but I couldn't find a decent pic with him not in a suit. I'm no pro so putting arms in there is very hard.
liquid straight dogshit still keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
launders is so trash at his job, he thought jee was tyloo's igl their whole match, he keeps saying wrong shit and the only "contribution" he makes is yelling out different variations of oh when something happens
>>2087585that is so fucking bad but also so fucking funnythank you anon
Get these goofy ahh sleeves tf out of here
>>2087589I knew it would at least be funny.
>>2087588shut up bastard
Never trust a team that says they had a great bootcamp i.e. Liquid
so who is we kickin on liquidsiuhtty and nertz, ultimate to rifle im thinkin
>>2087598whoever decided to play mirage against b8
elige ruined nertz
>>2087598Everyone. dead org over the team.
It's fucking Mirage, how can your CT side be this shit?
>>2087604it was actually siuhy. there was some very obvious taking of nertz's spots
>>2087609>it was actually siuhybottlecapelige ruins another team
I'm watching a shitty brazilian clash of trash just to escape scrawnders, please stop hiring these guys
I believe in GODQUID
Liquid's boomers can't handle Ukrainian zoomer mechanics
little jew freak can't get one frag kek
>>2087612we get it nigga you don't like them how many times are you gonna post it?
>>2087611jks on anubis on liquid had a 1.11 rating. ct spot was a anchornertz on anubis on liquid had a 1.14 rating, ct spot was b connectornertz on anubis after taking jks's ct spot on a, cause siuhy wanted to play b connector?0.62
>>2087619until they're fired
>>2087619offended on behalf of your fellow saar?
>>2087620what sort of mental gymnastics is this?it's been ages since jks was on liquid and anubis was in the poolnertz looked good with twistzz, he looks shit with elige
>>2087621>>2087622You're an annoying autist. You posted the same>waaaaah I don't want to listen to them I'm going to go watch the A stream like a lil bitchlike 3 times in this thread alone.
>>2087624nertz hasn't played well since siuhy joined, therefore elige didn't ruin him
>>2087627it was my first post itt, there's a lot of people who dislike those awful casters
b8 is the new BIG
>>2087629you're definitely suffering from circumcision
wtf is elige doing
>>2087627and I'm gonna keep posting it, lil niggaIf you want it stopped, get them fired for us
>>2087635Keeping Liquid from being 3-9'd
>>2087636>If you want it stopped, get them fired for us>>2087627you have that power, anon?PLEASEI'll pay you in whatever shitty skins I've gotten throughout my time playing GO and cs2
>he thoughtered m0br can win
>>2087621>>2087636>sir, 1 of the 14 contributors to the CS2 board of 4channel are unhappy with our commentators>we must act immediately
>>2087633????nertz was 1.12 with twistzz igl1.00 with siuhy igland 1.08 with siuhy and eligeelige did not ruin him, siuhy did
>>2087650every thread made about it on hltv gets deleted, but they do get made frequently, here's an active one https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3085620/launders-misinformation
>>2087651>statsfag frantically searching for something to back up his retarded claimlolelige ruined nertz and liquid
>>2087651polACKs will never admit their goat IGL is fucking shit, there's a reason why mouz started playing much better after they got rid of him
>>2087654REPORT THIS THREAD SARS
B8 have evil vibes Alex666 Headtricks black eyes can elige defeat evil
>>2087647NOBODY thought that
>>2087657Reported
>>2087655are you polish? why are you defending siuhy so hard?
here's your dark horse for the major bro.
>>2087659npl also looks like a homunculus, they all have low trust aura
>>2087667FaZe...
>>2087665>I think elige is a black hole that sucks in anything positive in a team>bro, why are you defending polacks?lol
how did mibr steal a stage 2 spot you might ask?
>>2087674deserved
siuhy and ultimate bottom of the board of course. The sooner Liquid can drop these two, the better.
>>2087674at least they have beat imperial
>>2087672>I think elige is a black hole that sucks in anything positive in a teamthis a wildly different statement to what i've been arguing against, which is>elige ruined nertzposted here >>2087604if you want to call elige a black hole, maybe you should post that instead of defending siuhy ruining nertz. that way you won't be accused of defending a polish igl
>>2087689>instead of defending siuhy ruining nertz.this is still my honest opinionselige ruined nertzthe poolacks did nothing wrongthey're actually the only intelligent move liquid has made in years
>>2087693oh, so you're just retarded
the only game I guessed correctly so far is faze winning, bo1s are funny
EliGE needs to go to NAVI. They are all coworkers there, 0 vibes just clock in do your job and get out.
>>2087694and you're deluded fanboyI guess we're even
>i let this no ball knowledge havin ass general gaslight me into thinking b8 is bad againlast fucking time
>>2087698ew, noi'm a siuhy hater
>arguing with statfagsthese niggas never learn
>>2087702tbf games aren't exactly exciting atm
>>2087707auroranavinipfnaticpari3dastralisnobody cares
>>2087707that's just plain wrong
RLEWIS IS TALKING ABOUT US!
>>2087710i will rape you
never trust a pole
>trump starts a war with venezuela>not a single venezuelan team at the majorkind of a downer
>>2087707at least we get to see FaZe raped and gaped.
>>2087693actually kill yourself, retard
>>2087718>orgfags can't handle the truth>more news at 11
>>2087715who would've gone?
>>2087725no fucking ideaI don't even think I know a venezuelan player
>>2087724it must be really fun to never watch games and form your opinions with literally 0 grounding in reality. you never have to be wrong
>>2087734cry about it elige
>>2087737he's probably busy crying about his dogshit "only intelligent move liquid has made in years" polish teammates going 15-32 in the game you didn't watch
>banks>styko>devil walk
>>2087740are you even real? how are you this fucking bait hungry?
>>2087744I'm jumping into premiercontent between games this major is absolute cancer
>>2087746>I was b8ing I was b8ingnah nigga
>>2087751you're kinda special, anon
Wait...someone unironically is watching this BuddhaKek Major? LoL!
>>2087748no skits, no player interviews or podcasts, these ones with banks are the only ones we've gotten. other than that we get a 1 minute long drone overview of budapest paired with a 5 second long AI rock song looping indefinitely
>how are you this fucking bait hungry?90% of this place is always hungry desu. It's sad.
>>2087744The people want kassad.
>>2087710>700 viewers>verified accounts onlyoof.. what did he have to say?
1-4 order pizza5-9 order kebab0 put salmon from the fridge in the ovendubs do all three
>>2087773Rollan for u
>>2087773kebab depends where u live
what do we think of starladder's (decently) generated AI sloppa break musicI like the music, don't like it being AI generated
>>2087802It's ass. They should go the ESL route and get royalty free music from some random ass dudes.At least I think it's from actual people. I haven't search anything about the dude that made this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA8p580gz0E
>>2087818>2 years agoit's safe anon. sad I can't even discover new music without checking for a bandcamp+real people or dating it to the before times first
>>2087776>>2087780boughtered>kebab depends where u livethat'll be 30$ + tip, take a guess
NiP will go 2-0I don't get how they lost to NRG anyway
>>2087828daddy adolf is cringing at your life choices
#FlyUp
#DiveQuest
>>2087767only good things actually, though he's surprised that we like maui but not him all that much despite both being libtards. honestly the fact that he's for free speech and thick skinned enough to not mind any of the taboo shit said here despite being one, just like maui, made me like him a bit, also made it very apparent that he uses this site just in general. I don't think he'd like me though, seeing as I'm a fan of falcons' dota and cs teams
Why is Tyloo looking so good?
>>2087843they alternate between looking like a top 10 team and looking dogshit
>>2087828jesus christ, sweden/norway?
Chinese embassy whole staff in the audience.
wtf
>>2087753>you're embarrassing yourself on 4chan anonymouslyare you a woman>>2087693 is retarded and I'm gonna tell him to drive into a telephone pole. if he's wasting my time, he's wasting his even more. if he's retroactively pretending it was a joke, I don't care, he can khs then too
>>2087857gobble up, fishy
>>2087845Yep, they certainly do lol.
>>2087834Not german, not austrian. try again.>>2087852nuh-uh
>>2087863faggot
>>2087867bo1 results mean literally nothing.
>>2087867AKA>I ruined everyone's week and made the game all about me
why cant the faze pole be like xkacpersky?
>>2087863aren't you embarrassed to associate with this third-rate shitter
>>2087867This is always so funny. As soon as qikert appeared confident in the interview I knew they would get brutally dicked down.
TYLOO go 3-0 (they beat FaZe in a bo3)
>>2087867
>>2087877washed but still the goat. just like p1mple.
>>2087867Seems like raping in bootcamp makes you get raped in actual matches. Lake said they got destroyed in bootcamp and then proceeded to go 3-0.Liquid haven't gone out yet of course but it's a little bit interesting.
>flyquest are getting fucked AGAINWhat happened?
>>2087892They evolved from BO1 merchants to Stage 1 merchants.
yeah, I'm watching nipthis is just embarrassing lol
>>2087889>washednot now, when the scene caught up with him and he played with peers in his mid 20she's like gtr or f0rest or some shit
GODyoung
>>208788915-40
>>2087892they're not playing tier 3 teams
if /sp/fags could fuck off and never come back that would be nicemaybe even kill yourselves while you're at it
s1mple? GOAT>b-b-b-GOAT.
now that the dust has finally settledwhat went so horribly, horribly wrong?
WTF MAKA
lmao what the fuck was that flying awp kill
FlyChads... we fucking suck
>>2087913cs literally is a sportif you're an "erm sportsball" fag this ain't the game for you
>check on flykeksLMAO AGAIN How shitty were the stage 1 teams?
>>2087913/sp/GAWDS own this general, lilbro
>>2087867Good bootcamps by now feel like a detriment. You get into the games feeling all confident, but then when the plan falls apart and you start slow, you lose your grip.
>>2087915didn't kill off all the abos
>>2087915it was a penal colony where Britain sent their worst of the worst, the dregs of society
>>2087913if anything cs and dota should be allowed on /sp/
they really need to get rid of the shitter
>>2087933flags would fix this thread
>>2087913they're also the worst kind. tennis enjoyers. the faggiest sport, only played by assblasted rich faggots
>>2087933dotards have their own generalwhy can't cstards?
>>2087929meme
>>2087906>>2087910honestly thoughtbeit I play tennis, I do not watch it. so I'm really just shitposting for the sake of it.
>could be another 0-12 for fqOh my god.
>>2087933dota is dead
The Raped
>>2087940how broke are you that you can't afford an $80 racket
jks should just retire at this point
LULquest
>>2087935Why do they keep him around? He's not even the IGL
wait why didn't he stick lol, not sticking was a guaranteed loss
BOOOO 3dmax sucks
JKS AIN'T GOIN OUT LIKE THATHE WENT THROUGH COL-DZERA, HE AIN'T GETTIN GOT AGAIN
>>2087913These /sp/fags are fine desu. Better than the fucking schizo.
white demon in the back mogged by cute loving asian waifus
>>2087958check his career lol, he's been benched 4 times already over almost a decade.why is he back again? who fucking knows.
>>2087965
>>2087965kek yellow fever fags are obsessed with those 3/10 bug freaks
>>2087965please be b8
FQ DIDN'T GET 13-0'd!LET'S FUCKING GO
Ouch
HOLY FUCK MERCURYTHE ASIAN GOAT
merc'd
who can throw these rounds harder, holy shit fucking snappi
>KekQuest
>>2087980>THE ASIAN GOATjks
>>2087969
Ausissies, our response?
goatks should not have come back to these shittersthey aren't savable
>1v4 clutch for nothingEbin
>>2087988OH I'M SORRY DID FLYQUEST LOSE YET? ARE THEY ELIMINATED?
>flyquest when its not brazillians
>>2087989it's his level
>>2087992it doesn't even look human
>>2087992wtf is this weeb shit
>wake up>el0ge the eu nikokek
sjuuuuuuuuuuuuuush
>>2087992
NINJAS
>>2087940most greats have humble beginnings, though it's boring now that the entire field is composed of shitters, geriatrics and 2 decent players taking turns winning>>2087943me too friend, I respect all big 4 just felt the need to refute the goat claim
ins ins ins ins ins ins ins
>>2087935tyloo and lynn vision should really think about a shuffleeither that, or jamyoung should start learning english
Le hecking roster moves xdddd
>>2088019grim
>>2087992she looks like me wtf
>>2088019stop stealing people's pictures to larp on 4chan tranny freak
>>2088018there isn't a single good player on lvg except for zakr and he's a sidegrade for jee
>>2088022for you>>2088025no
FlyBoys raped with no lube again
>not watching aim troon asmr while waiting for gamesngmihttps://youtu.be/c8ojtzn9H-8
DO THEY ONLY HAVE ONE TRACK THAT LOOPS EVERY 5 SECONDS THEY CAN PLAY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
gigachad masterclass incoming
imagine if navi lost to imperial
boat
Asstralis would've gone out in stage 1.
w0nderGOAT
w0ndergoat again, 2 majors before ChoKo even 1.
>>2088081>>2088082Calm down buddy.
why are we struggling with imperial?
slaxz always reliable to choke in a winning position
honestly these bo1s are lowkey pmoliterally just coin tosses
>>2088082niko + blad3 would have won 10 majors
>>2088097What would bl0de have done in this situation?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri5zxSy_9yM
Kinda wish b1t was on FaZe. FaZe b1t goes hard.
>>2088107He still might if they bomb out of stage 3.
>>2088103nigga just look at the radar. look at what karrishit is doing. thats another proof of his dogshit igling. blad3 in f0ze would have won boston major without problems.
>>2088103uh ohhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txX6Eu61FZE
>>2088110>Niko needed just one more star (coach)truly the unluckiest player
>>2088110Listen nigga I'm the biggest fattigan hater but this is your goat rifler no coach can fix this fraud
>>2088114lmao
Kekvi Kekvi
Full macaco crowd?
>>2088118And throughout this whole ordeal I feel bad for Guardian. Arguably the best player to never have won a major, all because of this homosexual fraud.
>>2088118GuardiaN got robbed by the rating system there
8-4 half is the most dangerous lead. Makes teams overconfident, and then when it gets evened by winning pistol and a force, breaks morale.
>>2088128blud thinks he's zonic :skull:
Watch them win this force.
>>2088128it kinda sucks, either leading team wins pistol and follow up and gets a free win or if other team does it, then it's back to even
noway (the state of disbelief, not the player) imperial win ts (this, not team spirit)
>>2088026there has to be somebody better than attacker
Ten man chant
>>2088138JKS
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
is navi really still a top team?
>>2088142he has to become han chinese first
>>2087435>>2087494>>2087710>>2087840Daily reminder Richard Lewis is a tranny fucker who used his connections to the esports circuit to groom a young troon. The young man later going on to suicide whilst living under the care of Richard Lewis.
>>2088146>stillthey aren't a top team for almost a year, bro
stoopid monkey don't lose 3v5
ok, navi fucking sucks these days but at least i never have to see jloser anywhere near tier 1 ever again
nt
>>2088149we won starladder already. we'll do it again.
Blade is such a fraud man
s1mple wouldve won this map by now
>>2088148what, source?
carryful carrying as always since major mvp jLEGEND was sabotaged by the detractors
It's insane how w0nderful will put up some of the most incredible games when in the group stage but completely shit the bed against real teams
HELLO STUPID STOP LOSING TO FORCE BUYS THAT"S SECOND OF THIS MAP
w0ndergoat haters in absolute shambles.
>>2088162start herehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remilia#see where it takes you
hexted
>>2088117niko unironically needed 1 more decent player to prevent s0mple from winning stockholm>>2088118blad3 would have fixed his choking tendencies. blad3 is a smart nigga.
>>2088168dumbass nigga holding shift instead of caps kek
LAKED
Why would you even THINK you would hit any shots on the ladder, just launch yourself up. Also baited his teammate too hard.
steel invented lake
KINOOO
>>2088172>niko unironically needed 1 more decent player to prevent s0mple from winning stockholmserboturk cope
NOOOOOO DONT BUY YOU SHITTERS YOURE THROWING
Modricbros, why is he so shit now?
astralis = team unc
>>2087860divine punishment for being a fag
MOST DESERVED WIN THIS MAJORNICE FIGHT M80!!!!!
USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NA CHADS
>>2088201you were just anxiously waiting for them to lose before replying to me, huh?didn't realize I had such an impact on you
eurobabs lol
cadiaNbros... not like this...
once again, punished staehr is the only reason why astralis still has a CS division
>>2088208magisk can't win with those cats
>>2088186amanek, jackz and nexa would be used in joke usernames about them being major winners like n0rb3r7 had it happened, they were so out of their depth in a major final, same thing at cologne in the same year
today I am a cockroach
>>2088219
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHA
holy godigan
karrigan on the meth today or something? hes locked in and owning aim duels
LET'S GO FAZE CLAN
Did the youtube b stream get copyright strike ?lmao
>hakon "whiffzerk" fjaerli
RIP B STREAM
FAZE UP
>>2088255damn, did Banks flash on stream or some shit?
Bro what the fuck was that molly.
>>2088255yeah dona nip slip
KARRIGOAT
SHEEEEEEEEEESH
lmao why didnt he keep running and defuse?
jcobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
jakuba-sama...
Why does James Banks look like he have down syndrome?
HOLY RAPED
>>2088288you guys think jame gooned to her hard? or maybe he got the real deal
>>2088288first armless t1 pro?
>>20882880-2
>>2088293
Fuck, faze is legit???? These past threads convinced me they were finished so I put the 0-3…
karrigan stop please, I can barely hold it in... I want to believe so fucking hard please don't do this to me again (2947th time)...
>>2088295fuck off and kys faggot we will rape cuckquid
>>2088297>he doesn't know about major-mode karrigan
Karrigan was really pointing at himself? Unc is delusional
>>2088297putting faze anywhere close 3-0 or 0-3 is insane.
>>2088297Putting FaZe in 0-3 is retardation.>>2088302It was clearly jakub nigga you need glasses.
Why are there no greeks cs pros, are they that lazy?
>>2088314why play cs when you have beautiful weather
BROKY YOU FUCKING SHITTER
>>2088314also no italians and practically no spaniards
>>2088325? gentlemates, sunpayus. more than italian and greek
Goatky pickems saviour.
faze really about to lose this shit
>>2088327>one top 20 player in the history of csokay whatever
>>2088332oh yeah lets skim over the org that almost made the major this year. fucking idiot
If broky doesn't hit a shot now, they are going to lose the match. Simple as.
>>2088336>almostkek
good to see jcobbb kicking assmaybe he finally settled in after that stage1 run
>20 rounds inwhat does he do?
WHATOIUHAEWIUTHITHUJHKHJK:JIKLO"
what the actual fuck is broky doing
>>2088341I hate this motherfucker
BOTKY AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
>br0ky
KICK BROKYKICK HIM RIGHT FUCKING NOW
yeah im not watrhimg anymore fuck broky
WHAT DID BROKY DO I MISSED IT
>>2088350screamed the n word after dying
yay na
JGAWD
>>2088351post the webm
>>2088352>fuck these turkNIGGERSjesus broky
How tf is he so washed.
no cap but broky is surely betting the over
Twistzz came to FaZe just to help broky not die.
what a shit fucking map no way they are celebrating
*SMACK*
Remember when you were laughing, thinking /ourguys/ were going out 1-3 to some BR shits?
THE ICEMAN MY GOAT
OH SHIT PASSION UA WON TOO LETS FUCKING GO
yakub doubters?
faze sponsored by rollbitlan sponsored by rollbit
he's more autistic than broky lol
jakub has the funniest interviews>hmm... yea... *chews gum* *lip smack* yea...
why is hungary so brown?
>>2088388>what changedabsolutely nothingfaze are always in a state of "it's over + we're back"Schrödinger's team
ALLAH PLEASE HELP BROKYI don't know what the fuck is happening with him, but this isn't normally. I have never seen someone miss so much like this. Not even draken in normal shots. He has been cursed or something this is fucking insane I have NEVER seen an AWPer be THIS bad before.
is navi back?
maybe shave and get a haircut you disgusting hillbilly gummo amerikek
>>2088396samethis is a certified bronze coin major for me
bros...
KARRICHAD
>when fajitas come out sizzling
>>2088421FaZe Peter Griffin
REMINDER that if f0ze passes to stage 3 the accomplishment is ONLY for twistzz and frozen. the other 3 are just parasitizing
>>2088439Those two would be nothing without karrigan.
bald midget crybaby liberal freak!
>>2088419Why would you ever trust a Turkish team with going flawless.
this is bullshit, pari are getting hard games no matter what in all simulations, aurora if they win against liquid, astralis if they lose, and in the games after that again it's almost never a joke team either
jame time
>>2088454God gives his toughest soldiers his strongest battles.
>>2088454Yeah, if only they got a weak team like tyloo instead...oh wait
i put parivision as my 0-3.. i didnt know i was betting against jame
>>2088466AW says fuck your pick'mes
jamebros, ww@?
JAME TIME!
>>2088454astralis just lost to m80, they are not a hard team to beat
why is he grabbing his mic like a dih...
>>2088454Should've done the simulation thing for pickems probably. Its bs that I put PUA and Imperial 0-3 and they both go 1-1 thanks to facing the only possible team in their bracket that is more doggy than them.
>>2088454boo hoo nigga
>>2088472that was bo1, this would be bo3>>2088462they're not bad they were just in a slump, dominated vitality some weeks ago on a map harder than they did parivision today and would win if they didn't get so overexcited
which of u fellas is in the crowd?>>2088460
>>2088446libtard? he is a nazi..
>nertz takes hands off keyboard and looks disappointed it's over
>>2088499hes just like mei bet he even called his team noobs
LULQUID
I knew that was over when I saw it was siuhy and ultimate in a 2v1
Go back to NA and the pain will end, shitquid
cts behind car fucking always get 2-3 killsit's insane
nota insane spray transfer, and game in general>>2088479it's not too helpful, just cause 1 random result can shake up how you imagine it will play out, best off placing who you think are the best in 3-1 and 3-2 then the rest at random in 3-0 and 0-3
what a retarded position by jame
what crosshair color do you use?
Christ, Liquid is bad. "Good bootcamp" curse strikes again.
liquid is cooked
Bro on the left wearing a wig.
No way Jame and his merry band of homunculi make it to stage 3.
>>2088531i give it 25%depends on who they get
Lurch is tearing liquid's asshole apart
liquid is #11 vrs somehow so pari gains a lot of points
This is the end of Elige
>>2088532it's aurora next, doable in bo1 I guess but the worst opponent they could get
elige is in disbelief
>>2088540yeah that's really unluckyi think they'd have a lot higher chance vs faze even though faze looked okay today
nota 10 K/D
All according to keikaku...
>>2088539>This is the end of Eligenahhe will go on to destroy other teamsdefinitely the end for this squad
American are so pathetic man...
CUMBACK IS REAL
>>2088552rent free
>>2088551they probably already made plans to get rid of ultimate and either siuhy or nertz before coming to this major
What will naf do after the major? Amazon warehouse? I think he's too lazy for that
>>2088555
KWABQUID LOL
KWABquid
>>2088560two eu teams right there
wait how did pari win? i just went and get something to drink, i thought they lost.
Siuhy 12k premier gamesense.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BODY TYPE.
that's a nice t-side rating
>>2088567At what point did you think that, at 2:2? Because that's the best advantage Liquid ever had, LOL
>>2088574goated igl
Jesus. What the fuck is going on in liquid. Pari is arguably the weakest team of st2.
I hope we get Asstralis vs Shitquid for the 0-2 decider
>>2088586just a bad day, they'll dominate mibr tomorrow
ugh i dont wanna do shit today
give them time
>>2088591>Astralis v. FlyQuestholy fucking KINO!!!!
>>2088591NIPNAVIAURTYLOOFNT3DMAXLQDASTRALIS
>>2088567The """NA GOAT""" goated all over Parivision.
Can't believe my copium pickem kinda works.
>>2088591fazenaviauroram80fnatic3dmaxmibrastralis
>>2088604I love how fester suddenly realized they'd won and there's no need to save jame's an awp
faze unironically 2-3
>>2088591FaZeNAVIFather JameM80fnaticPassion UAMIBRAstralis
What's the point of these fucking pickems and the medal if almost no one displays their medals in cs afterwards?
is he gonna tweet about this game?
Anyone wanna queue some premier? OCE server
>>2088620sorryI'm in europethere's a guy in the other thread looking for people in NA. Don't know if you're close enough to play with him
>>2088614The point is for the goyim to transfer their capital to lord Gaben.
>>2088604three rookies btw
It's insane that Pain Gaming is somehow auto qualified to Stage 3. They've been racking up VRS points, yet have nothing to really show for it.
>>2088652they don't even have that many vrs points, it's just that americas got 2 stage 3 spots legacy would've gotten stage 3 invite instead if the invites were just a few weeks later
>>2088586>Pari is arguably the weakest team of st2.absolute zero ball knowledge
aleksib masterclass again, accepting apologyforms from the retards saying they would lose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eovk6ISsIbM
>>2088710antivirus is literally going to rape him lol
broky please be decent moving forward, I don't want this to go away...
>>2088710he had 1 decent game relax
it must be getting harder and harder for polacks to deny that poohy is and always was a fraud
lol i fucking knew Faze will go 3-0 after that disaster in stage 1.
>>2088772>3-0Calm down buddy.
>>2088785you'll see tomorrowalso Legacy > NiPNiP won't be able to stop Twistzz + frozen on two maps, even with broky being ass
>The last time team liquid won a LAN donk was 12
>>2088811alright I chuckledbut we shouldn't rate them based on the past when it's a whole new rosterthe new roster is also shit tho
>flyquest didn't get the BRs in 0-2its over...
>>2088848I hope solove flyquest, but I want hooxi on stage
>>2088798They got saved by a great jcob game. Twistzz and frozen were cold until late game. broky is being too much of a liability, we need that nigga.
>>2088872>we need that niggaagreed
read on hltv that broky has a gambling addiction and that's part of the reason behind the fall-off
>>2088872Mr12 bo1s are just shit coin tosses, basically as long as you don't go 0-2 you're good. Not only you can't even prepare a map, but you can just lose from 2 lost pistol rounds and economy disadvantage caused by it. Since Valve somehow caved in about bo5s i hope this is the last time we're seeing them. It's a much bigger problem than having a final bo3.
>>2088881stewie2.0
>>2088887>Mr12 bo1s are just shit coin tossesgreat for gambling tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMJtWqi7Fr0
>>2088964can't argue against that, more fun than any other type of pure gamble like roulette
the humiliation ritual segment with flyquest going home is going to make me laugh so much try fuck my pickems now you fucking bums
>>2088881wow a time traveler from iem rio 2024put all your money in nvidia stock
>>2089001especially because bookies don't differentiate between bo1s and bo3sI think I made x17 when legacy beat vitality
explain why M80 is winning, i dont want another Cloud9 script just to attract NA players to play the game, that region is dead
>>2088622>Don't know if you're close enough to play with himI don't think you understand just how far the west coast and Australia really are.>The shortest flight distance between the USA and Australia is approximately 7,500 miles (12,060 km), covering the Great Circle route from the US West Coast to Australia. Direct flights typically take about 14-17 hours, while flights from the East Coast with stopovers can take 20 hours or more. Picrel is a comparable distance.
Man what a fuckass day all the shit teams won. Fuck this, I'm skipping this stage. I hope every team that qualifies for the next stage gets raped by the actual good teams already in stage 3.
>>2089188see you tomorrow
>>2089190You're trippin if you think I'm wasting my Sunday on this ahh.
>>2089192and yet you're still here
>>2089193I'm not, I'm gone nigga.And fuck your favorite team. Probably f0ze given how annoying you are.
>>2089127dephh and s1n are very underrated in their rolesin stage 1 every player operated at twice their normal capacitythe team has been together for a long time and everyone on it has a work ethic and drive which is uncharacteristic for NA players, and the team management almost certainly picked them for that very reasonyou have no cause for worry, mr gay anime faggot, NA will remain dead regardless of what happens this major
>>2089194kek sure lil fella
i hope the faggots cry when they go 0-3
i picked astralis and liquid to go 3-0not sure why?
>>2089308Don't read too much into it, it's all completely random.Next stage I'm picking teams using an unweighted random number generator.
>>2089308I click the randomize button a number of times according to a dice that I roll in the hour before the deadline is up.First round just squeezed the 5 picks
>>2089308i for some reason expected them to impress us too. like that they finally had enough of being bad.
broky played so bad it looks like he was matchfixingisn't he a gambler? bit sussy wussy no??
real talk, what happened to /ourguy/ broky? I can't even defend him atp, it's so bad
>>2088605>kinda works>2 teams in 0-2>2 teams to get beaten in 3-0
grand final of a little aus LAN about to go livehttps://www.twitch.tv/dfragtv
>>2089583>female cs>6 players out of 10 are menlol
why start so late on a sunday?
>>2089609broky has second highest success in opening kills this year (top 20)but it's because he's played so passively, low attempts and mostly going for safe openerssimilar thing with sh1ro but he actually has more attempts and higher success jame also used to be in the top for same reasons
>>2089618thanks I guessI don't really do stats. Just saw they made my goat player of the week
>>2089618donk is such a beast man
>>2089609GOAT
>>2089531fattigan
>>2089583>>2089594Based /ourtrannies/ showing the foids who's boss.Quadruple the wage gap!
How you guys think it will go today?more problems during stream.Stream A getting copyright strike Teams bombing out. 13-0s?
>>2089681ridiculous
>>2089693Liquid miraculous reverse sweepFagquest bombing out as usual
>>2089681>burgers is an all tranny team>hues is just oneWELL WELL WELL
just watched faze vs aurorabroky is so bad man
Brazilian female team just won their Valorant mini major.Now let's see if they can do it in CS.
>>2089803>game changers championshipdon't even have to look further to confirm it's an "esl impact" equivalent i guess people actually watch female valorant but the prize pool is still not even a fourth of their major's
>>2089817>$500000It's still a really big prize pool compared to anything female CS and also just in general.
>>2089820people don't watch female csthe valorant scene seems to be a lot more about personalities than gameplay though (for males too) and there's a lot more female non-pro players so they probably have far better viewership
Is jame pv's igl? He should relegate awping to somebody else. Perhaps find a better awper.
>>2089841
>>2089841jame is already a better awper than almost all t2 awpers
>>2089849Is he? He clearly can't do both. His performance is all over the place. I think it's better if he gives it up and focuses on IGLing rather than trying to do both. Fallen was a clear example of that.
>>2089841>>2089854-chopper+jame
>>2089886lowkey fire
kvem legit looks like a tranny he pisses me off so much with his bot plays
thread was rather rowdy when flyquest were losing to 3dmax, but now it's NA there's not a peepwhere's your passion, na?cause they're not on the server
>>2089933Grim needs to leave asap.
>>2089933we're all watching chinks get RAPED by a real na team tho
nt attacker
>>2089933do NA people even care about Passion UA?They basically kicked a US player for Ukrainian DEI hire and didn't even rebrand to Passion NA.Don't really see a point in supporting that team, especially considering M80 is playing much better.
>>2089952I just hope Grim finds a real team.
>>2089886>>2089924-chopper +jame -zweih + magnojez spirit era
god attacker
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i think twistzz probably came back to faze to eventually become an igl again and to learn more from the best (and that was part of the agreement when he joined)thoughts?
>fattigan>bestts meme needs to die already
>AW
people never check behind barrels on b lolthey just look at the barrels, if no one uncrouches they just run past it without checking
>>2089983he went to faze to escape the polish menace only to have another pole infiltrate faze.
>>2089991What a fucking gremlin
>>2089991>>2090001Keep hating on AWRA when he wins the major, lil bitches
>>2090005I will definitely hate on that dysgenic freak if he wins the major somehow
>4chincel calling anyone else a dysgenic freak
Smeagol awp
xielo!
that flank was insane, now it's a game again
>>2090068especially since they got 2 or 3 rifles out of it toothey had 3 usps i believe
I can't watch MAJ3R anymore FUCK
fnatic is a imposter team, trying to vibe check imperial FUCK YOU BAITF
?
ogrebros please... close this game...
you know what time it is?
insane, didn't think they'd even be able to beat liquid much less aurora after it became clear they would have to play them
praise jame
jame has plot armor
>>2090090he makes his own plot armor
parivision's gonna FREAK
FaZe Jame you heard it here first.
Okay, finally this low level over, now we can watch broky masterclass.
can we have spirit xielo?
>>20900723 usps and 1 five seven no armor, xielo with m4 and armor no kevlar, crazy clutch round
)))
>>2090103>>2090107jame reminds me of Rasputin
oh nonononono just look at this gay ass nigga elige bruh
>>2090112he's lost muscle mass
>aurora's logo rgb code is#0FC6BB>pv's logo rgb code is#00C7B1Hmmmmmm
>hello humans>>2090116and shaved his arm hair(hellaghey)
>>2090122>tfw you are bombing out of a major and killed Faze Clan
>"J'aime" is a French phrase that translates to "I like" or "I love" in EnglishI love time.
>>2090116Too depressed after FaZe and Trump got elected to exercise
>>2090122gaming sleeve or shaved arms, which would you dislike more?
another 50 vrs points for pari
>>2089741anti aim?
>>2090095you wish, spirit jame and xielo or parivision zont1x and magixx
>>2090141>gaming sleeveI actually have a theory that almost everyone who wears those is covering up their slit wrists
WHAT A FUCKING RODENT
HELL NAH SCRAWNDERS
>shartquest vs shartralis
>>2090168>not ASStralisThat's like the most obvious one.
huge jame
nt jcobbbwould've been an insane eco win
KWABquest please win so that we can get Aurora vs Liquid in 1-2 matchups
>who let the dogs out chantkinoooooo
>>2090182nvm, that happens only if NIP wins
>>2090188NIP will win, don't worry about that. FaZe 3-0? lmao lol even
>>2090191Kneel to JGOATTT
>>2090198Oh I'm cheering cuz FaZe are my niggas, but it's just how they work.
what happens if we lose to nip?
Nothing.
>>2090205we won't, trust in the joe cobb
>>2090205they play parivision or m80 in 2-1 pool
antivirus is so fucking good
>>2090211>Im done playing nice!
When this maps ends I want to see how many kills NIP got through smoke.
>>2090212nah it can be anyone in 2-1 bracket except navi
>>2090141sleeves really help with consistencyi just put scott towels under my forearm
>>2090221you're right, i didnt know the 0-2 results could effect 2-1 games
>>2090217based
>broky
Where can I find a supercut of all the elimination ceremonies? I heard some were super cringe and one of the chinese guys cried.
we hit bump limit ages ago where's the new thread?
>>2090231>one of the chinese guys criedbanks made him cry and then proceeded to touch and hug him
>>2090243the scene's biggest abuser
>>2090238
wtf the music is like a 5 second loop
-Broky+Degster
>>2090238go back to whichever site or board you came from
>>2090243>banks made him cry and then proceeded to touch and hug himmany such cases
This is just disgusting. Need to see w0nderful and b1t to cleanse my palate.
whats your premier/faceit rank?>16000
>>20902590
NiP's actually looking decent for the first time in years
>horrible production>not only cheapened out on talent hires, but hired literal whos that don't normally get desk work>ear rape intermission music>2 weeks of shit match ups between teams that mostly have no chance of reaching the play offsJust skip the bullshit. Cut every team in the top 30 VRS a fucking check if half the reasoning for this is the sticker charity work keeping these orgs on life support. Only give these to Blast/ESL/PGL and let's get to the matches people want to watch.
>>2090238not all boards move at the same speed newfren, the thread won't get bumped off no need to piss and shidd urself just because of bump limit
>>2090259low 9000 (8721)
>>2090269You could've said high 8000, why did you sell yourself short?
KWABQUEST
>>2090268if we all thought that we would be posting in the last threadif I made a thread right now you guys would be posting in it
>>2090267>let's get to the matches people want to watchT2 CS is sovl
>>2090275Then eventually the catalog is flooded with CS threads, we get banished from here to /vg/ and then our threads get archived in there because we have long downtimes. All that because you wanted to be a high melanin individual.
B's closed
>>2090275people only moved to this one because last one was close enough to image limit
>>2090286all thanks to himyou know who
Baitzen didn't do anything whole map and then started farming when NIP got desperate.
>>2090275the image posting limit is usually a good metric for starting new threads.
>>2090288
broky is an embarassment to the awping community
this map veto by astralis is very strange
CAM ON FAZE
>>2090297nahthey're trying to get some reps in before the harder bo3s, and they know FQ can't beat white teams no matter the veto
-broky+jdm64
Broky not even the best awper in his bombsite, brutal.
GOATIGAN
>>2090305come again?
>>2090267touch grass retard
>>2090306>>2090307shitters missing doesn't make karrigan good, are you retarded?
>>2090168My wife Frieren
>>2090304JDM is too busy following the lord and doing bible studies on twitch
botzen
OT OTO T OT
i fuckin love live cs
Dude how the fuck does faze do it? They always bring it back
NIP is finished. Faze dragged them into the deep. Next comes... the death roll...
>>2090327apologize
>>2090333checkedcarrygun provides
that jcobbb frag was just perfect
le shoot through smokes map
>>2090336I will not. Tunnelvisioning on the coffin smoke at 11-12 was extremely stupid.
>>2090333unbreakable mental
>>2090340You don't usually expect the enemy to do a 30% play when they're ahead in the round.
>>2090333/strongmind/
>>2090253everyone was a newfag at some point, kys
bruh
karrigan spraying like he's a superstar calm down brother.
jcobb my goat man
>all this constant doubt
>n0p
very faze first mapmore of that pleaseit's not every day we get an exciting inferno
>>2090358carried by twister
insane that faze get only literal garbage opponentsholy rigged
>>2090356>calm down brother.no
All thanks to broky not missing EVERYTHING. We don't need a superstar AWPer, just a mediocre one.>>2090361>after their Stage 1 performance>first map Inferno>match for 3-0Warranted.
>>2090369yeah, of all the teams in stage2 imagine getting auroraworst shitters this tournament
>>2090275faggot
I want Helvijs back, no more broky
thoughts on /ournigga/ styko?I didn't know he was an interviewer for events
>>2090388He needs to go bald for that.
I get it now. Watched the entirety of Fnatic vs Imps, and Fnatic lost. Aurora could win against rustrannies, but flopped right after started watching. Watched the first half of Faze vs NiP - Faze been flopping hard, once I ragequit the stream - they somehow won it. Just gotta cheer, but don't watch.
>>2090369part of the plan, pretend you are shitting the bed so you end up with nip instead of naviimagine ever doubting the greatest IGL of the history, from 1.6 to 2
>>2090394>imagine ever doubting the greatest IGL of the history, from 1.6 to 2aleksiB wasn't playing in 1.6
>>2090389bad english and very awkward, think it's his first time though so maybe he can improve, and dona is worse in every way so there's that
>>2090259was 13k, now expiredalways bottomfragging
>>2090400>and dona is worse in every way so there's thatshe's nicer to look at
>>2090391I used to think this way too, that whoever I like fail cause I am watching, or get jinxed if I act obnoxious ahead of or during a game, but it's delusional
FROOZE
NIPs MORALE IS BROKEN! FINISH THEM
>>2090437SQUAD BROKEN
faze will choke
Botky just got Twistzz killed
>botky missing a fish in a barrel
karriGAWD
That was the magical karrigan multifrag that completely changes the outcome of the map.
>>2090478oups!
>>2090478we're getting double instead of triple OT?
-broky+jw
>>2090379they're 1-2 retard
>>2089618Look at all those AWP abusers and baiters. Then you have the GOAT. donk is the GOAT
we're so back
>>2090490and nip are 2-0what's your point pussy?
>>2090490And NIP is 2-0. You can't say Aurora is shit for being 1-2 and NIP is shit for being 2-0.
devve king
>buy rifles>lose>buy pistols>winuhhhhhhhhhhh 2tards?
>>2090504they teach you not to write scripts like these in production school
>>2090496>>2090499nip sucks too okay? but aurora is worse.
the fucking glocks
GLAWKS FUCKING GLAWKS
FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME FLYHOME
>>2090507now a script like THIS... you'd get laughed out of the writer's room...
>>2090504>doesnt buy anythingbig glock round winning move
broky is cute
FAZERS WE OUT HERE
GLAWKS
>>2086964epic OP bro
A loss for FlyQuest is a win for this thread.
sorry flyquestggbut astralis belong in playoffs
CANADA OWNS THIS POWERPLANT
the vegan's cock grew by 3 inches after coming back to faze btw
>>2090533>astralis belong in playoffsbait used to be believable
>a fuckin leaf
>>2090537It shrunk when he went back to Liquid. Now it's back to its normal size.
>>2090533astralis belong in a closed casket
.
>LOSE TO USPS
3 USP and 2 rifles*
they stopped holding funerals it seems
>>2090552maybe teams can just say no
It's over.
>>2090558time to grind pro league
>>2090558what's their ratio?
he's so fucking washed
>>2090562#welcome to 100T
>>2090562why do the sides of his head protrude so much?
>>2090562at least hes not s0mple
>>2090571not a big brain anyway (maybe a tumor)
>>2090561>ratioWhat do you mean?
>>2090571he can trace his line directly to Yakub
LMAO
FAZE FUCKING WIN THOSE
broky haters?
BROKY MY GOAT
GOATKY
LET'S FUCKING GO MY FUCKING RETARD MY FUCKING FAZE NIGGAS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why is snappi the one using r1nkle as bait to peek that
AYO NIPPASFAZE UP
please kick fattigan already i want to root for faze
>please kick 30% of FaZe right after they kicked 50% of FaZeNigga's retarded.
>>2090594we're full
>>2090596>>2090597kys
>>209059818
>>2090578females to females (men) probably
is karrigan rtrded
>>2090555I think more of them would have done it before if so, I'm sure they stopped after the negative feedback. of course if flyquest said fuck off realistically they can't be punished, it's not like starladder is ever holding an event ever again
jcobbb bad player
Have you forgotten? This is exactly where Faze want them. They lost that round ON PURPOSE.
>>2090607kek>>2090599kys
Kwab
>>2090604I don't think teams knew exactly what they were saying yes to in stage1>hey, we're gonna line you up and play sad music while banks asks about your feelings
I apologize to FaZe. They were only powering up in stage 3.
>>2090418I'm know it's stupid as fuck, but I'm not watching, just in case.
>>2090617apologize for what?I've always rated them, lilbro
Wait tournaments went back to MR16?
>>2090622only faze games
jcob insane aim doubters?>>2090622FaZe is so based all their games are MR15.
jcobbb warming up finally?
>>2090622its OT
>>2090622its mr30
I feel like Faze is going to fall apart completely the first time they play a proper top 10 team
Liquid doubters status???
>>2090627Aw shucks did not notice
>>2090629they already beat aurora
>>2090630liquid is done brah
>>2090630liquid is so cooked they're boiling
Hoping Liquid bombs out 0-3 just so that the EliGE cocksuckers finally shut the fuck up and leave my niggas alone.
xKacpersky should ditch the A4
Lmao getting faze to overtime is like finally beating 2nd phase of a boss just to realize theres 3rd one.
>>2090630impossible for lulquid to ever be good with ultimate on the team
twistz = na goat
3-0 FaZe
>>2090648You shut the fuck up and go back to kpg >>2083992
NIP BUCKS OUR RESPONSE??
WAT NOU>WAT NOUWAT NOU>WAT NOUWAT NOU>WAT NOU
KARRIGOATOT CLANNNI NEVER DOUBTED
>barely beat nipgrim
>>2090648Tranny
Where are all those doubters from the Red Canids game?
>faze will bomb out of stage1>faze always coming back is a meme>ok maybe they've come back but it won't happen again>faze will bomb out of stage2here's us>faze won't make playoffs
apologise
>they're deliberately practicing OTs during stage 2 so they're warmed up for grand finals OTsI'm only just glimpsing the tip of karrigan's master plan and it's already melting my brain...
>broky with awp:/>broky with rifle:O
>>2090662now only broky needs to start playing well to beat teams in stage 3
>>2090662rookie of the year once he drops a 100k nuke durring Budapest finals
>>2090659>faze will win the major <--- im here
Lmao there were some retarded ass niggas last thread putting faze 0-3. Imagine being them.
APOLOGIZE
Is jcobbb legit?
Qikert literally 0 ADR lel
>>2090662>ROLLBIT>ROLLBIT>ROLLBITYOU ARE WATCHING A SCRIPT YOU RETARDS
FAZE UUUUUPPP!!!
Time for b8 chuds to pump that wonderbussy
>>2090676carried by twister
>check b stream>liquid is not choking against the worst br team left in the tournamentcool I guess
>>2090676robban toggled rainneo toggling jcobbb
na goat
>>2090696https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9-cDa4JCwM&t=31s
is it navi or b8's map pick that's played first?
are brazilian teams just low level mobs you kill in video games to level up? i swear there are always like 5 of them every major but they never accomplish anything
>>2090708He's still 0 ADR 9 rounds in
>>2090708
at least now falcons cant get eliminated by a shitter brazilian team
Select your fazefu
>>2090714Lole
>>2090709someone answer meI need to know the best time to bet on b8
qikert 0 adr on a fucking 12 round half
>>2090713>>2090714>009 is an unnamed operative of the British Secret Service, who, like all 00 Agents, possesses a discretionary 'Licence to Kill' in the field. He is shown at the beginning of the film in East Berlin disguised as a clown and fleeing with a fake Fabergé Egg he stole from Octopussy's circus.
w0nderful clinic otw, are you ready?
>>2090723Chad
>>2090615the ones eliminated on day 4 and 5 should have seen what happened to the 0-3 teams, I dunno maybe it's voluntary maybe not
Siuhy rocking my knife :)
insani is the main reason this wasn't a 12-0 half with this bot Qikert playing
qikert is now in the elite club of 0 adr T half inferno players
>>2090725she's pregnant???
>>20907311 flash assist THOUGH
>>2090731Has anybody ever gone 0-12 full zeroes?
>>2090731m0nkesy bros what went wrong?
>>2090716left is for sex right is for cuddling
no way this isn't matchfixing
13 rounds 0 adr
freya is love
Do I have a chance with Freya? I'm 150cm and brown if that helps.
>>2090737Nothing. We made up for that blunder and won 2-1 only to lose 0-2 to furia later
Qikert doubters btfo!+1
someone post the qikert i'm going to say the n word picture
QIKERT... I KNEEL
qikert gets a 3k and they still lose lol
EliGE is trying so hard to save Shitquid from humiliation
>>2090721not sure but usually a rule is the higher seed team picks first
>>2090650I look like that
there's no way they even sold 1 of these things
EliGE the American donk
imagine w0nderful moaning for you to cum inside him
Okay. Let's go map2.
they really decided to show the tranny team first
wondersissy
>>2090791the fucking irony
punished insani
>>2090791disgustingat least none of those trannies ever won that tournament, so i guess it's a success in the end
I boughtered the kebab yesterday now I'm having the shitsclassic
>>2090812fraud getting uppity
>>2090812chat shitget banged
makazzepeek
Budapest Major MVP w0nderful is right behind me isn't he?
This VRS thing is really funny.
>>2090842aurora was #4 before todays loss
What the fuck is up with this half time musiclike 6 second loop over and over
>>2090851 its ai
>>2090842>>2090850you can see exactly what it's derived fromvrs doesn't take """prestige""" into account, so if all the top teams turn down invites to million dollar events, someone has to end up with those points
w1nderful 2 majors0mple 1 majorN0k0000 0 major
>>2090864AI wouldnt loop shittilyyou can gen unique stuff that sounds like generic music for hours
>>2090868Niko will win this major
wondersissy having a meltie
insani can't carry these cats
ez for big orgs
>>2090887He's in a spot similar to what KSCERATO was in for years. Too good for his team and never able to get the right pieces around him.
OMG MKAZZE! THE INDIAN SENSATION FROM NAVI! FROM THE STREETS OF MUMBAI TO THE SERVER ROOM OF KYIV! ONE TAP LIKE BUTTER CHICKEN, CLUTCHES LIKE A BOLIWOOD HERO! JAI HIND! #NAVI #CS2
>>2090902he's analbanian not indian
>explain me why you are funnybro banks can't ask more boring questions than he already does
boring ahh games rn
>>2090927>not enjoying liquid kino
tomorrowwho we got
>>2090874hopefully no. nobody wants the biggest fraud in cs (zonic) to win another major
HOLY FUCKING SHIT OLD MEN KARRYGAN DID IT THE MIRACLE RUN, ALWAYS BET ON UNCflykeks oh no no no no
>>2090945>biggest fraud in csthat's Niko himself tho
>>2090947>>2088439
>>2090932it won't be enjoyable until they start choking and elige makes those bitch faces while shaking his hands
i honestly didn't think mibr would do THIS poorly not an obvious 0-3 pick
Here's the Liquid choke
>>2090965don't underestimate liquid's ability to do a reverse faze
if jl was here navi could win another major
>>20909353dmaxnip (though i want parivision to win)m80aurora (though i want astralis to win)lulquidfnatic
kl1mple is here
first time reading the chat all tournament long and this is the comment that captures my eyes
>>2090988lul
Botleksi best spray
nice try jude
monkeys really trying to throw kl1mples game
elige is looking sad
TL lostNAVI lost
if liquid loses this they are never winning against anyone ever again might as well disband
>>2091015They really gotta get rid of siuhy and ultimate. I'd keep EliGE and NAF and maybe NertZ if he hasn't checked out.
what if liquid skadoodle
>>2091029wins majors
why didnt n0thing win any majors?
navi just lost to unarmored usps
iM mechanics are closer to Aleksib than any of the other 3 guys on Navi. and the worst thing is he's constantly picking more fights than he should be, putting his team in disadvantage.how the fuck do you teamkill makazze there
>>2091035cheating at majors wasnt as easy as in 1.6
This faze luck streak really ill suits me. I do not like them on the winning side.
>>2091035skull shape
They are really abusing this under boost
wasnt poohy kinda decent at fragging in mouz?
liquit shitt
reminderdonk666 couldn't survive 5 minutes of NA matchmaking
why does makazze look like a soulless npc
remember when elige won the grand slam? those were the days
>>2091055he does it for the paycheckhed rather be home jerking it
>>2091056sg wins doesnt count
#LIQUIDISHERE
lolgg liquidI was sure you were going 0-3
>>2091056yea i remember when europeans didn't drag him down
At least Liquid can beat MIBR lel
>>2091029no match fixers pls ty
>NaVi won>Liquid wonBased.
bring back the team funerals with the sad sappy music
i like styko but he's an AWFUL interviewer, holy shit
>>2091094K W A BWAB
>>2091094oofat least they aren't lynn vision or rare atom
>astralis vs auroraunlucky for turkseliminated before playoffs again
>>209109410 grand for shitting yourself and going 0-3? They should be executed instead
>>2091117they get over a million in stickers
m80 got another free path
Freya ____ __ ___
>>2091130has a penis
>>2091130foot pussy
>>2091130is mid
>>2091181Faze will go 1-3 in stage 3 lil bro
>>2091185You said the same thing for stage 2, tranny
faze isnt gonna do shit. it's a garbage team.
i thought the mouz jeet was a thread shitter but these f0ze drones are even worse
>>2091190because they proved you wrong
This "f0ze" dude is the most desperate nigga I've ever seen. It's like his life is on the life if he doesn't get a (You).
>>2091223the worst of all i think he's a jitu fan, at least one of them
>>2091223there's ***at least*** two of us.
f0ze niggas mad af kekaroo
>carrygun wins the 1v1 at 15-12>everyone but jcob screamsBro doesn't make a sound ever.
>>2091256i think karrigan didn't scream either
>>2091257The GOAT IGL has way too much experience to scream before the defuse goes through.
>>2091190it is the jeet
>>2091054you want awp donk?
>>2091256frozen looks like he's boutta finna destroy his monitor
so we're getting Vitality/Furia vs Faze/Navi in the opening roundi hate this seeding system but it is what it is. why can't they make the top dogs play the shittiest teams instead?
>>2091527>why can't they make the top dogs play the shittiest teams insteadthey are?
>>2091527>before Stage 2>FAZE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL NAVI LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>after Stage 2>well this is just boring, why can't Vita and Furia get the shitters
>>2090659>>2090672I'm at the estrogen pumping center, where are my fellow fazesisters?
Tomorrow I am chinese.
>>2091055His mother died last year and he's just 18.
>>2091190G2 Jeet update your script bot.>>2091267I mean yeah I hate f0ze but so do many others.
>>2091228Worst? G2 is leagues ahead of f0ze it's not even funny.>>2091229>>2091242Yes sir!
>FQ go 3-0 in stage 1>They bomb out 0-3 in stage 2>f0ze go 3-0 in stage 2>[fill in the blanks]Sorry f0zechuddies it's da script don't blame me. Blame fat fraud bottigan.
>>2091699m80 finna go 3-1 DOUGH
if spirit do badly their vrs will be fucked, their recent wins will be too long ago so theyll drop to like 13 and miss invites in january
Man I wish both Tyloo and Liquid would've made it to the next stage. Tough luck.
>>2091687you're spiritually chinese every day
>no english subs on latest parivision vlog (all other videos has english subs)
We need a new thread for tomorrow's matches
>>2091960no we don't kys
>>2091960kys faggot
>>2091963>>2091965YWNBAW
>>2091874they'll add them eventually if it's a new one
I'm feeling so good about faze clan now that Jakub remembered how to play Now they just need to reset broky somehow. Give him hypnosis or a massive dose of psychedelic shrooms or something
>>2092009I agree that awpers need different drugs from whatever they give riflers.Making them too jumpy will just have them whiff easy shots.
>>2092009>>2092013bottom shelf russkï vodka to their moms seems to do the trickbroky was born after soviet and not russkïtoo late
Please support
>>2092033pablo and sachi look like they're going to shoot up an elementary full of white children together
>>2092020His mother was born in the Soviet Socialist Republic of Latvia thoughbeit so drinking was definitely in the cards.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING /MUHGOG/Are you ready to see the sunset of NA (plus two germs) by a vicious argentinian and his 4 simian sidekicks? SURE I AM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>2092125Argentina pure Aryan sar
>>2091874added now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51TbS7Gfyfw
What does he do?
>>2092163i feel like he'd do better if they had a hard-entry but that still doesn't excuse him missing 60% of his awp shotswhat gambling does to a nigga
>>2091130>____ __ ___owes me sexWhat do I win?
>completely rapes your entire T2 sceneheh,, nothing personal kid.,.
>>2092173Is FL4MUS actually free of VP or just on loan?>>2092167>i feel like he'd do better if they had a hard-entryYou mean that the team could brute force their way into sites and broky could larp as sh1to?
>>2092175on loan i believe
You have no idea how fucking exited I am for Falcons to bomb out. Just the thought of them standing there in front of the losers wall with sad music playing while Banks humiliates them is getting me giddy.
>>2092179hopefully niko snaps and throws a punch at banks.
>>2092179tbqh it's not really even falcons, I just wanna see choko choke and his delusional fans cope more. if anything I feel bad for teses/kyxan/kyou for dragging niko's dead weight.
>>2092179eat meds
>>2092179same but for FaZe
>>2092225Sure but only after FaZe eliminate Falcons in the 0-2 game.
>wake up> It's the first of the month> https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gNwG_ID6u84
>>2092239No, Falcons wins their first 2 BO1s. Then they lose 2-3 against the following teams in order:FuriaFazeG2
>>2092242That would be kino
Falcons can't bomb. They have too much firepower. Semi finals minimum for them
where the fuck is the stream
>>2092246>they have too much firepower>>2086976>inb4 they now have le kayosuckyfucky
you know what would be really funny? aurora losing today
>>2092242>falcons losing to g2
you're so boring, same delusional post about falcons going out in groups or losing to g2 ahead of every tournament
>>2089681>womans league>6/10 are guysgreat job
fucking scrawnders, I like jame and parivision a lot but listening to these guys suck him off constantly is so annoying
>>2092271>same delusional post about falcons going out in groups or losing to g2 ahead of every tournamentIt's called manifesting
>scrawnders for jamekinoFUCK YOU SAARLADDER!!!!!!!
that's the most shameless ad read I've ever heard in cs by scrawny just now, pathetic
raped in pyjamas
jame could probably teach a bunch of first graders how to play like a tier 1 team
scrawny telling viewers to go grab a monster every 30 mins, if someone actually listened they'd be in trouble
CMON COMPLEXITY
gg pari can't win train
Is Kvem considered a traitor for fighting against an actually Ukrainian core?
>>2092305rapedvision
jamebros... it's over
Jamesissies our response?
What is the secret to Snappi's youthfulness? He's 35. For reference fattigan is also 35. Both are Danish.
is dona getting thick?
>>2092332*fatstop using whorespeak
>>2092331He'd probably look younger if he didn't have the belly of a goose for a neck.
>>2092331Might be Snappi not balding and not needing glasses unlike karrigan
>>2092336Nah his skin is also pretty clear.
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
>>2092322>>2092323>>2092327DOUBTERS IN SHAMBLES
HOLY JAME
GODDDDDD JAMEEEEE
r0nkle is so dogshit
>rinkle
that was one of those clutches where you already knew he was going to win it, kino
BIG J MAN
>>2092327apologize
How does he maintain that poker face at all times? Crazy.
FaZe destroyed NIPs mental. They are finished.
hohols are so retarded man
>>2092333is dona getting fat?
>>2092356damn she ugly
what the fucking luck
>>2092356she gets more and more beautiful every day
>>2092346>>2092347Apologize
>>2092356nexa likes her thick
>>2092362no. the game would be over if he didn't choke
>>2092365The game SHOULD've been over 4 rounds before OT.
yay complexity
Jame throwing
these snipers man
>>2092362he isnt good lol, he got a headshot while flicking and deep spraying (inaccuracy is complete dogshit deep in sprays)
AWRA
KEK
Goblin's lurk wins
>>2092366well surebut rinkle still had a memorable whiff
Chokers in Pyjamas
>>2092370You have to watch some w0nderful highlights to cleanse the palate.
APOLOGIZE TO AW (the player, not the cod game)
Lmfao insane choke. Faggots in Pyjamas
BRING BACK SWEDEN!!!!
>>2092384inshallah
holy KINO
desu if r0nkle played long during 9-12, the NIP would have won easily so fuck that guy even if he is overperforming
damn sjuush
Shushed by sjuush
desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
r0nkle
NIP really needed to take this map
>>2092399The 1 in the ID should only be reserved for great AWPers
nice
gg ez
>>2092323>>2092327non believers btfo
NIP will still win this bo3.
>>2092402got its0mplem0nesy
GRIMOTHY
>blamef
>It is absolutely grim (the situation, not the player) for fnatic right nowDo the casters know?
fnatic got raped. This is what you get for kicking CYPHER and allowing Ukrainian nepotism.
>>2092409and Zyw00
>>2092412>>2087209>>2087224>>2087296
Damn bro, is this the end of fnatic?
swiss stage is straight up shit no lies. aurora and astralis playing an elimination match should be a clear sign that shit should return to group stage
>>2092426maybe win your matches idkalso fuck fagnatic ahahahahahaha
fnatic epic comeback
The pistol round was a preview of things to come. PUA are clearly rushing to close it out quickly. Bad strategy.
BlameF is a mega fucking bum
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i hate dinko's commentaryhe's just always calling rounds as done after like 1 kill
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
never doubted
GO HOME FAGNATIC HAHAHAAHAHACYPHER CATHARSIS
>>2092426Astralis is dogshit bro, they are where they deserve to be
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>2092331being fat takes it's toll
>fagnatic
>>2092462LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WORST REGION IN THE WORLD NO MATTER THE GAME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH NEVER MADE IT TO PLAYOFFS FOR A REASON AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>2092462>>2092468internet explorer ahh
>fnatic doing the humiliation ritualwhy?
>>2092462y-y-yeah the boys...
>>2092470I have a life
>>2092468>NEVER MADE IT TO PLAYOFFS
>>2092472they did them yesterday too just didn't do it on stream live, I don't know why but they showed them today instead
>>2092472Its back? Can't wait to see Falcons there. Kyosuka will have a melty.
>>2092475doubt, youre here caps lock spamming.
>>2092483
>>2092400NIP will be in strife when this goes to Overpass
>>2092442the ukrFAGGOT tried to throw but we CANNOT BE STOPPED
35k australia is 1k brazil
I like current nip, but I really wanna see jame and the mouth breathers make it through
I'll hold off hooxin' until second halfI need to know they're alive and have a chance before I go all in
>>2092500I need this for my pickems so bad
list of bitches so far
of course sarnders would ask that
>>2092426holy sovl....
Asstralis getting their shit pushed in AGAIN
>>2092426>swiss stage is straight up shittry being good at more than 1 map
they had this map man, feels like they're gonna lose the series now even if their overpass should be better
jame damnit scrawnders are so bad mancan these niggas get fired already
holy fuck, scrawnders is so fucking bad
EXPLAIN JAME FANS
must be so fucking annoying to play against a Jame team
>>2092546It's crazy how different well-lit frontal photos of AW look compared to how he actually looks
NOTA (NONE OF THE ABOVE)
EZ4JAME
>>2092554theyre losing lol
>Jame fighting for his life agaisnt FaZe's sloppy secondsLmao
nice shots xielo
can't wait for f0ze 0-3 rapetheir fans are even more annoying than n0k0/falcl0wns fans
>>2092544>>2092545scrawny is yelling out jottaaa and chelo as if he's commentating the a stream or this game already ended and imperial v m80 started
cuckpersky
>>2092549he sits so far down his chair and with his shoulders so tensed that I legit thought he was disabled.
>>2092563You been saying this since stage 1 tranny and look at faze, they're balling.Kys
Falcons Jame Yvo heard it here first
>>2092567Stage 3 is the point where you can't win 4v5 anymore. Either broky unwashes himself or there is a very real chance they go out 0-3.
>>2092557>theyre losing lol
>>2092567kek f0zefags are so buckbroken they celebrate beating the monkey cannon fodder
AWRA and Jame carrying this team fr
>>2092572nip is better on t, get ready
>>2092571>brokyat least call him br0kybe consistent in your low-effort faggotry
>>2092578k0rrig0n is the problem not King Br1ky
>>2092557?
>>2092564he contributes zero hype to the plays, just babbles endless nonsense insteadbring back zews
>>2092576LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PAPAVISION TO STAGE 3>PAPAVISION TO STAGE 3PAPAVISION TO STAGE 3>PAPAVISION TO STAGE 3PAPAVISION TO STAGE 3>PAPAVISION TO STAGE 3PAPAVISION TO STAGE 3>PAPAVISION TO STAGE 3
>>2092576ok i'm ready
Jame and friends are actually a good team
lucky nota lifegaming, nip should've won
Jame is unironically in contention for the GOAT IGL title icl.
>>2092578Not the same guy. You can tell by my use of capitalization and punctuation. Also I prefer to call him botky, inserting 0s into the name only really makes sense if you're replacing a 1 (s0mple, sh0ro, b0t, etc).
>be Jame>Major MVP awper>get kicked from CIS tier 1>build up a team from the fucking ground for months>now a top 8 major teamS1mple has NO excuse
>>2092590nafotrooncope
PV won 5/5 OT's they played this major
>>2092590>"choked against four rookies" award
>>2092593s0mple you mean
>>2092593>S1mple has NO excuse
Things are looking very grim for astralis lol. The absolute state of them...
Jame+4 advancing to stage 2 with 3-1 WAS NOT on my bingo card.
>>2092598why is ts so fucking funny
>>2092593>top 8 major teamTop 16. They'd need to make it to playoffs to be top8.
>>2092598this nigga almost ruined jame as well...
>>2092592>inserting 0s into the name only really makes sense if you're an hltv faggot who got lost and ended up hereagreed
>>2092593>S1mple has NO excuseJame and pimple are polar opposites in the way they approach their craft. Jame worked his way up to the top after months of grinding with nobodies. Pimple on the other hand wants to rest on his csgo laurels and play on a tier 1 team. He lacks the grindset of Jame.
>>2092606f0zefr0zenjc0bbtw0stzztwat (you)ne0Br1ky
How the fuck did Jamedudes lose to tyloo
>>20925901.49 across the whole stage, he simply leveled up
>>2092616He is too powerful
>>2092620he needs to learn engrish asap
>>2092598niggas be brainwashed as fuck to think godtronic is the problem.s0mple is a bum without blad3. no matter what yall niggas think.
>>2092624his english is probably good enough to play with a team
AW deserves a Major more than NiKo
>godtronicNo one says this.
>>2092624Nah I love these lil chiggas with their broken english and entertaining antics
>>2092629Many are saying this. I can't walk down the street without hearing several mentions of godtroNic and his fabulous CS plays.
>>2092634Are they the same people saying "wondergoat"?
>pv in stage 3Okay it's been fun and all but this is where it ends considering how difficult these games wereThank you for some cinema pv but it's time to go home. Don't worry, you won't be flying alone, karrigan will be there with you.
We call him Wonderdaddy here doebeit
I am going to randomize my picks for the next stage and let chatgpt decide my fantasy team accordingly.
>>2092639Of course not. Nobody of high CS intellect would ever refer to w0nderful as w0ndergoat. I fear you simply lack the brainpower to appreciate godtroNic.
>>2092644that won't be random at all
>>2092646@grok explain
>>2092646my picks are going to be random and based on those picks i will tell chatgpt to make my fantasy team
>>2092649>my picks are going to be randomhow? blindfolded picking from a deck of cards? dice?
>>2092651It will be revealed to me in my dreams.
>>2092644i had a plan to buy dices and do my pickems by throwing dice and recording it and putting it on youtube or something for lulzbut i forgot about that idea and then it was too late next year maybe
You're gonna buy the Budapest Major 2025 Spoke Guards Limited Edition, right anon?
>>2092657You can just use digital dice.And before any of you fags come at me, they are random enough for this purpose.
hooxkek
KWAB
ahhstralis
>>2092659>And before any of you fags come at me
>>2092658>tfw no crippled pros would be kino, mental disability doesn't count
>>2079166how are you coping? jame made it, every single bo3 between an EU and non-EU team has gone EU's way until passion beat fnatic just today, and I think most wanted that result to be honest. I suppose you've got m80 advancing to be happy about, but you know it's thanks to getting imperial as their opponent, your shitty asian and NA teams got completely raped
I don't remember the majors having the casters advertise their sponsors.
I'll be there for ze kino
>>2092657anon isn't completely wrong >>2092659but find digital dice that you can seed yourself!then wax your asshole and count the hairs on the waxing strip and use that as a seedthis is the only known way to get a completely random result
>>2092567xhe will identify as FaZe losing even if they stomp finals.
>>2092676ass hair is determined by dna and dietnot random enough
>>2092672Why are Liquid's games always the last in the group
>>2092682doesn't matteryou won't get them all in one pullunless you have access to a quantum computer, this is THE only way to get randomness
>>2092603They'll get dicked down by everyone in stage 1.
PV are so goddamn lucky I swear. Well, that and some good decision making on the verge of literally losing your map I guess, I'll give them that. Jame's clutch on dust at match point. AW's clutch on dust at match point in OT1. They're so LUCKY. NIP could've won dust by just not repeeking Jame from short (I don't remember who it was).Also, how crazy is it? Probably r1nkle's best performance to date and at an important junction of his career and they fucking LOSE.
retarded fucking german
#HooxUp
>>2092690It was r1nkle that peeked. He whiffed and misplayed. Probably should've held a tighter angle to peek faster because the peek from short was so slow after snappi got rekt. R1nkle should've had it but the better play would've been the double swing imo.
>>2092640probably, but there's several beatable opponents in stage 3 and there's gonna be more, either way this is already a crazy good result and they're gonna grab some more points at least, we'll see a lot more of them in t1 tournaments in 2026
>>2092684twisstz complained about early starts
>NIP beat tyloo 13-8 on nuke>tyloo beat PV 13-5 on nukeBO1s are so random mang.
>>2092702I can't bro...it's still too bad for me too be hooxin'they need to actually show some balls, skills, and calls
>>2092696Who?
>>2092710Thankfully this is the last major we'll see them in.
I'm not worried, M80 is going to rape Imperial.
>>2092672Ice-cream Man vs. The Bald Eagle
>>2092710All series should be bo7s. How else can we be sure the better team won?
>>2092718bo3 but it's mr9
>>2092718would be too based and lit for this world
Gigachad doing all he can to prevent elimination
>>2092720>mr9If teams had infinite money for only rifle rounds I'd be down for that as well.
device more like deWHIFF
>faze and pv nearly ate shit in stage1>made it to stage 2 3-0 and 3-1>some teams that blasted through stage 1 are already eliminated (fq, fnatic)What gives?
>>2092726I hope op was jokingbut you just outed yourself as an absolute brainletare you maui?
>>2092732BO1s
M80S THE CUMBACK STARTS NOW
alright, I'm hooxin' a little bit now. Just a little bit
>>2092733The bo7s were a joke but a shortened bo3 with only rifle rounds are probably more likely to consistently have the better team win than a mr13/15 bo1.>>2092733>are you maui?Maybe.
>>2092737Doesn't matter Woxic is going to rape them.
STAEHR IS HOOXIN' FELLAS!
>>2092718all bo5s in majors would honestly not be outrageous as long as it's single elimination, like in tennis
>>2092718final should actually be 3 BO5, first two BO5 played day after day, and then final with 1 day break in betweenthen we can be 100% sure
>>2092738>a shortened bo3 with only rifle roundsthat would remove a whole dimension of what makes cs what it isjust watch another esport at that point
>>2092726talk about ruining the game because your autistic adhd dumbass
>>2092741With the current swiss format:-BO5 all the way till playoffs-BO7 till the semifinals-BO9 featuring 2 surprise maps in the grand final
fuck itI'm hooxin' now
>>2092748>that would remove a whole dimension of what makes cs what it isAh yes. The so very important dimension of pistol rounds. A true display of tactics and utility.
>>2092753>pistol roundseconomy you braindead zoomer
>>2092753youre an idiot. dont write your opinions anymore. just look at memes you monkey
>>2092753NTA but don't act like a retard, managing the economy is a big part of CS. Making plays with pistols, scouts and smgs to claw back a lost round is what makes it exciting.
magisk wasn't good enough for falcons but is too good for this astralis squad, unless they -device and jabbi I don't think he should sign with them, also dunno what awper they could even get
CAM ON MATEYYYYYYYY
>>2092755>>2092756>>2092757Economy is the most uninteresting part of the game and eco rounds are only there to give underdogs a chance to snowball a map. I don't watch CS to watch spreadsheet battles, I watch to see good shooting and executes. Maybe stick to 1.6 instead unc.
>>2092765retard go play fortnite
>>2092765you're a great example of why gatekeeping is a good thing
>2092765nawwwwwwwwr unc twippin twippin
>>2092767Fortnite unironically has better and more interesting economy.
Russian reactions to PARIVISION vs NIP:>This is truly xanax gaming. Parivision is a comeback team, just give them the cup. I was burying them on every map throughout the Major, and they come back at the last minute and advance again and again>While Petrosyan's toy is exploring the trash heap, Jame is in the top 16 of the major. Graz!>Definitely the best CIS captain. Petrosyan can at least enjoy electroNic (now Perfecto)>Pride in our own country. We steamrolled them, and in the end, we screwed the European bitches.>Congratulations to everyone on the victory!! PARI - revelation of this major!!>I don't understand how they do it. It's simply shocking - these young guys, led by Jame, just fly into the top 16, advancing to the big teams. Of course, in the best traditions - a million overtimes and a ton of nerves. There are simply no words, they've already been buried by everyone and their dog (including me), but honestly, I wholeheartedly congratulate the guys on their victory and just wish them luck in the third stage. They're incredible.>Jame is doing what was expected of all the other captains - Boombl4, nafany, elec, and the other guys who shone for a while. It turns out that of all the teams, only Jame could actually teach something, demonstrate something, turn the faceit grinders into more than just a random stack, but a team. Well, he's a real man, you can't say anything.>These guys are awesome! These guys from PARI are young, hungry, and quite talented. Under Jame's guidance, they could make a splash at Tier 1 in the future. The future fame and FL1T. I checked out their vlog, and there are no cowardly nerds there, they're all decent guys, level-headed and sharp.>Kind of feeling bad for NIP>>I don't feel sorry for them, they sat there for the first map, grimacing, happy, laughing, and on the second they were already with sour faces... especially that clown Snappi. Humiliated!
>>2092767Get back to sucking off Jame nigga.>>2092768>waaah somebody has an opinion I don't likeYou're acting like I have the power to change anything about the esport.
We are back hooxsters.
>>2092770so go over there and sit in the shit with those kids.
>>2092772@grok tldr
>>2092776Why?
>>2092779Z will win over Europe, Jame's boys are showing potential
>>2092772>Jame's best CIS capRecency bias best bias I guess, though I wonder what spirit would be like if jame tried to igl there.
MAGISK!!!!!!I'm hooxin' so hard all of a sudden
>>2092772>Niko steals cute boys, continues losing>Jame brings in less pleasant looking lads, winsNiko needs to stop thinking with his dick and he'll win majors
MAJOR MVP UNC
>>2092784Who else is there?
>>2092784>Recency bias best bias I guessOnly Zeus has something on Jame lolchopper and boombl4 are donk and s1mple merchants respectively, they have no business being anywhere in the conversation
>>2092772>This is truly xanax gaming
H O O X I
we hooxin'
>>2092788Chopper? I mean yeah he's not good but there are some t1 results. >>2092789Nah, come back to have this convo after pv or any squad under Jame wins any t1 tournament.
>>2092789Jame is just a goatb3r7 merchant doe.
>>2092796Bruh do you even watch any of Spirit's games? Chopper might be the worst IGL of all time.
>hooxi topfragging with 18-9don't ever let kassad tell you niko wasn't the problem
classic slaxz crucial whiffs two rounds in a row fucking retard
roachbros...
Who is the best looking pro and why is it broky?
>>2092796What were chopper's results without donk hardcarrying him every single game?
>>2092802>why is it broky?*was brokytoo much hair these days
>>2092803This arguement also has the fatgixx defenders in shambles
turksisters?
>>2092806they got a pity round, but the hooxter is just warming up
>>2092802>whyhigh octane baltic build
it's turkover...
I'M HOOOOOOOXIIIIIIIINNNNN'
>>2092802broky is a midget tho
>>2092805ch0pper owes his 1 major win to humblegixx thoughbeit
>>2092817Who in turn owes it to donk and donk alone. Along with all other trophies Spirit has won.
>>2092802>brokywrong
they fucking jeetified karrigan's voice comms, bros
>>2092815he's like 6 feet or taller
>>2092823do you blame everything on indians?
>>2092831polcels be like that
>>2092831only when appropriate
>>2092819MY GOAT
https://www.dust2.us/news/68264/astralis-ceo-says-players-havent-been-paid-their-salarieslol
>>2092819Would. Who is this dyke?
>>2092842You're getting topped by that dyke lilbro.
>>2092831karrigan clearly states that this is in fact 100% on the indians
>>2092841>players have not been paid their salaries that were due at the beginning of December.what a nothingburger retard story
>>2092726you'd love competitive crossfire
wtf is going on with the A stream?
>>2092841>promised pay in two weeks +10% compensationI wouldn't if my workplace did that once in awhile
>>2092847anything to defend danedog betting cartel shitstains huh
>>2092855wouldn't mind*
>>2092819is magix trans or something?
>youtube stream violated tos and got taken down
>>2092858Just morbidly obese
>>2092803major semi final lol
kek
>check b streamwtf m80?
>>2092864slaxz choking shitter
>>2092859Did somebody accidentally say rollbit?
>>2092864imperial are going to make stage 3 after losing to flyquest in stage 1i want round robin bo3s, two groups of 8make these fuckers play 7 games against each other to actually work out who's competent and not fluking
STOP OVERCOOKING HOOXIFFS
>>2092861and Jame has major final and major win, so clearly he's ahead
>>2092842Boris "baseball bat" Vorobiev
>>2092871he heard mepraise be to hoox'
>>2092874you asked what his results were, i simply said that chopper got a team of guys who no longer play tier 1 to a semi lol>magixx>patsi>degster>sirencrazy how bad that roster is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkeDjLp275glong ass vlog, mite b cool but will have to wait until after the games
>>2092878all those guys were teenagers too lol
>>2092881LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEADDDDDD
>>2092881>mite b coolif you're into yaroi or whatever it's calledonly chemistry outside the server on that team is niko grooming boys
>>2092884dawg what is this
>>2092884hahaahahahahahan0k0's gonna get a new twink awper soon
>>2092884ohoh no
>>2092881Niko FUCKS that every night.
>>2092884now i know why this girl cheated on him
>>2092884the bosniak did this
>>2092869I like that format in dota, stops shit like spirit and vitality dodging each other almost the entire year too, getting robbed of good matchups for so long is gay
>>2092884Did NiKo pull his hair too hard?
stage 3 should be pushed into playoffs16 team double elim bracket all bo3sthree fucking swiss groups is insanely overkill
>>2092899yeah but sometimes you get "meaningless games" and that's apparently verboten now
>>2092903as a jobless person, i enjoy itmore drama, more cs
not lookin good for aurora
whatever wicadia can do, the hooxter can do better
kek kino chants
balding at 18 is crazy
>>2092884it's the same hairline he had in the decade old picture shown a few seconds before that
holy shit jabbi!no chin? no fucking problem
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
TS SO TUFF
I wasn't expecting this level of hooxin' today
>>2092935is this the sexiest team alive?
>>20929224chan became so pathetic with this shit it's unreal
zAAz big aZZmake us hornylike silversplaying with globalz
damngg wicadiaI guess hooxi can't do that
>>2092922not how it works
>>2092942>zAAzWomen's CS died after she went full muzzie. Coincidence?
>>2092942>sweden cs
>>2092947either that or the troon team that emerged
huge t side from hooxi
>>2092953good comebacklet's see if they can keep it up
If Aurora lose this is it time for them to go international with a turk core?
>>2092959nojust get xfloud and some other roach
>>2092939faze clears
>>2092965fuck yeah, breh
TVRKISH BVLL vs danedog
>>2092971*DANEGODS
VACTARES FLICKSHOT OF D00M
SIT DOWN MUHAMMED
>>2092965no rain, no sexy
so hyped for liquid vs tyloo
we hooxin
>xantares who? sorry, I don't watch anime
I was so certain aurora would stomp this stage and get to playoffs too, just no mental even after finally winning a trophy
>midrora CEO bragging about barely getting into stage 1 over G2 a week before the cutoff>get fucked over by head-to-head calculations at the last second>about to exit 1-3 like falconsdisband before the game is finished?
AND HE GOES BACK FOR MORE
OH YEAH I'M HOOOOOOOOOXIN ITRASMUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHELLA YEAH FUCK YEAH I'M HOOXIN IT
oh yeah, I'm hooxing
reign your team in, hooxithey need to play around the true star player
Did device get cucked again? How is HooXi outperforming him?
it's over, low iq dev0ce with overreaction to a scout tag11-13
>>2093007>not hooxin'anon. It's time. Even 4(you)
>hé flamezee tu vois le bouton?>tu cliques! il faut que tu cliques!
It's time.
IM HOOXIN IT
>>2093012he's a BIG guy tho
how's that double chin feeling, xantares?
>>2093012To kill his career in the main team?
turkbros............
>>2093019To revive Astralis by replacing trashv1ce
IM HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXIN IT RIGHT NOW
>>2093018got my answer lolgood thing that mouse is wired, or he'd have made a donk
so bad omegalul
Sick retake 3v4 and down to a second
FUAAAAAAAAAARK
hooxed
HOOXIGAWDS
jabbi you dumb fuck wait for the halls flank
HOW DO AURORA LOSE THAT LOLwoxic gotta be fucking spewing
holy shit how, 3v5 with like 15 seconds left?this is literally falcons
back to turkey dogs
I'M HOOXIN' SO FUCKING HARD MY NEIGHBORS CAME IN THEIR PANTSFUUUUUUUUUUUCK
suge danedogs
Turks in shambles
aurora deserved that after merchanting 5 rounds with the same shit
>turkroach chokingIs anyone surprised?
Hope asstralis gets raped tomorrow.
i just woke up, how did they go from 7-1 on t-side to losing 11 rounds in a row on train?
Fragging IGL HooXi
KWABrora
the funny part is astralis still has a chance to fuck it up and not proceed to next stage like they've been doing for like past 10 majors
>>2093043Doesnt matter who wins, turks lost
bye shitties
NOAURALOL ROACHIES
>>2093048>like they've been doing for like past 10 majorsthey weren't at the last 10 majors retardbro
found this gem on vee
>check b streamgood to know I'm not missing anythinglol
>>2093054I know
I love these humiliation rituals Banks does with the losers.
maj3r mega choke in that last 1v2, he has to know he can't possibly get behind cover before magisk runs out the smoke, if xantares didn't play like shit that whole map though they wouldn't need maj3r heroics
>>2093061>just stares into their souls while they look away in shamethis guy has no chill lol
When did it all go so wrong for Aurora? Must've been that last second M4j3r throw against Faze
if b8 and imperial win, we'll get liquid-astralis kino
>>2093062his hairline clean doe
>>2093061The fact he towers over all of them makes it even better. 4 of them are just staring at the ground crying while M4j3r has to do his pr talk lmao
it's not like I don't enjoy watching them cry...but this ritual is so fucking cringe with the music
holy BROKEN
5 second music loop again lol
WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING CLOSE UPS OF CRYING PLAYERS
>>2093081because it's funny.
*funeral music plays*>so you guys played like shit>who's to blame?>who are you guys kicking fisrt?>now please remove your logo and fuck offAbsolutely wild idea somebody at SL came up with
>>2093067I don't think so. Looks like it's Astralis vs IMP/M80, while if Liquid wins they'll face B8/3DMAX
>>2093081humiliation ritual
>>2093078I only like watching female players cry (or asian-americans like stewie and twistedpanties)
arab money majorarab humiliation rituals
>>2093085Lol
tbf, only really bad thing about the humiliation ritual is the music (and banks hugging the chink)I don't mind players caring so much that they cryit's banks and the format that's fucked
elige funeral...
>>2093076turks look like real men but niggas be short
imagine not hooxin' as soon as the train comeback got underway
Its been over 10 minutes and we haven't seen or heard of the actual winners meanwhile we just had 8 minutes of slow panning shots of crying Aurora players while Banks asks brain-dead questions.Is this weird or am I just crazy?
>>2093107they probably don't prioritize winner's interviews unless they're actually going stage3
>>2093106you will never find me NOT HOOXINwhen hooxi plays i watchwhen hooxi kills i listen to phonkwhen hooxi dies i beat my wife
This guy humiliates you and your team in front of everyone. Your response?
>>2093107>>2093085it's sadistic, lake on talking counter talked about how much players hate it, anything for views and interaction I suppose
>>2093110based
>>2093113>Your response?I'd just take it like everyone elseno way am I pissing off this psycho if I can help it
NEW THREAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
New Thread:>>2093117>>2093117>>2093117
>>2093113the play is to show no weakness, it's what your haters want, be as stoic as humanly possible
>>2093123>the gay zoomer againalright I guess
>>2093113nigga act tuff just because he tall. just wait when the crazy mf of apex get eliminated. this mf wont do shit
>>2093061>>2093062>>2093073>>2093076>>2093084Are you niggas legit psychopathic sadists?
>>2093125kek this time it wasn't me
It's been 7 years since Get_Right (one of the CS pros who speaks English best) could only respond with "I have no idea what you just said, go Ninjas" to Pala's retarded question, and yet STILL interviewers (mainly J*mes B*nks) are asking 19 year-old ESLs full of adrenaline questions about their "philosophy for the game" or some other bullshit.https://clips.twitch.tv/PoisedCorrectPastaKevinTurtleUnironically, how hard can it be to just ask basic open-ended questions?
New thread right fucking now! I cant post pics anymore.
