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#LIQUIDISHERE
This nigga looks like Dahmer bro wtf...
NA doesn't seem to give a shit about cs2 at all
mhhm jaaa donna die geile hure mit den fetten titten
>he's still trying to force the meme op
>>2093135get used to itit clearly means a lot to him
This is psychotic lol
>>2093134Jap so siehts aus. Die versaute Ablbanerfotze hät ich gerne auf meinem Schwanz.
Jame is winning this.
>>2093138yeah he is totally cringing at it and she's taking pride in how psychotic she is east asians are so disgusting
>>2093135Just a bit of friendly banter with the previous aussie OP. Also the links won't hurt you
>>2093142>getting into stage3 with the doom patrolhe's already wonI won't fault him for getting stomped in stage3
>>2093142>this hand gestureIt's fucking over for all of you bitches
>obnoxious faggot keeps trying to force his shitty op>it's just a bit of banter, mate!disgust.jpg
>>2093151lol somebody is mad shartquest went 0-3
>thinking anyone gives a shit about the op picnewsharts completely ruining magog
>>2093148holy AVRA
Liquid's body language is like they're at a funeral
Uhhh Liquidbros?
actually, fuck liquid, let's go nigga JEE
Liquid is gonna dominate these chinks
>>2093138no women will be this crazy for you. m0nesy is so lucky
>>2093161they're getting ready for the Banksbreaking
why do south americans say imperial pride of india it's like you are also browm..
>>2093165>m0nesy is so lucky
>>2093156pretty sure it's an unc that anally seethes about the op for months
American century of humiliation starts NOW
come on you fat fucksI've got money on you amerilards
Banks x Liquid
>zoomer completely misses the pointactual tiktok brainno wonder that fat german is popular
mercury...check him pc...
Nt NAF
>>2093177
>>2093177he opened a lootbox after this
That's my sloth
No, I refuse to believe Imperial is really going to be in Stage 3
>m80 brainJ U S T
THANK YOU M80 FOR THE CHOKE
i love kyousucke
>>2093195check the teams they played in stage 1 and 2
>>2093195worst SA > best NAtruly a sad state of affairs
brazil > na you cannot debate this
>>2093195YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT NIGGER BECAUSE THEY FUCKING ARE LETS GOOOOO
FQ would've raped those monkeys btw
NA is so bad, the worst SA team beats their best one
The fuck is this awareness from Liquid? Does no one comm or know how to read a minimap?
lol elige? you ok bud?
>>2093213imagine if elige was on a team with stewie and nitrobe kinda good maybe
>>2093213imagine if liquid didn't have eligebe kinda good maybe
bald washed shitter
Did EliGE get sick? He's so bad today
>>2093215reminder that stewie2k won more in recent years than Elige and Twistzz
eligejkshalzerklakeswisherwould be the best NA team
impressive results vs....>45>68>35>34>26>24
>>2093195Imperial is actually playing well in this stage though
I am praying for a NaVi - Spirit elimination bo3 where they get dicked down by xQc and the wrestler.
>>2093224get that bot off the lineup...
sushibros not like this...
siuhy my man i cant even defend you ironically like that
The Chinese CS century begins!
>>2093232>trying to shift focus from eligenot gonna work brohe's too shit to ignore
>>2093235pooland
>>2092670>>2079166kek m80 managed to fumble the easiest matchup they could've possibly hoped for, so not even that went NA's way. now they either get knocked out by nip or there will be a NA derby between them and passion
Did they turn up the saturation and contrast on Ancient?
Hello magog! My name is Elige and I'm a human.
>>2093237they are all polish, who cares
>>2093242you're not gonna trick me!you're Polish!
>>2093235Fucking Poles. siuhy should be a plumber in N. Ireland.
AYO B8ERS WW@
LMFAO SUSHI
GLAWKS
Ok no my bad i will never defend siuhy after this
>quick switch for NO REASON>diehow are these guys professionals lmao
LOLTYPICAL LIQUID CHOKE
>>>>>>siuhy
actually fucking unbelievable >>2093242FUCK YOU
SUSHIBROS HAHAHAHHAHAHAHWVBWBAHAHAHHAHA
Garbage ass siuhy. Liquid got scammed into taking him in.
LULQUID
LITERAL FUCKING CIRCUS
I've seen enough from these fraudslet's go Tyloo
TL BUSTA
yfw liquid got meme'd into switching twistzz for elige
>>2093253dat knife tho
total NA death
just get them out there is something cursed about Polish blood
>>2093271at least we have hair
>>2093271Poland blew all its talent on the G5 + VP and never recovered
>>2093265Twistzz 100% wanted out of Liquid. I don't think it was their choice.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
CHINA NUMBA ONE
>Liquid lose unforgivable round after EliGE quick-switches at the worst moment and siuhy whiffs against a Glockkek hltv
>>2093274you're probably not wrongbut imagine getting elige in trade lol
TL 78% WR on Ancient btw. They're playing on Train next with an astounding 20% WR.
Liquid should stop being retards and getting try or nqz so they can farm Stage 3 invites in Americas
Maybe Elige really is the problem
>>2093279OH NO NO NO AHHAHAHAH
based clown festa
>wonderful escort servicealright, machine. you've got my attention
how are his stats this high? feels like he's 0.60 every game vs top 20 teams.
>>2093298Probably farming T3 teams
>>2093280>but imagine getting elige in trade lolGetting a very good although extremely autistic player in trade was probably still the best outcome for them.
>>2093303name a single team within the last 5 years where he hasn't made everyone else play worse
>>2093306complexity
>>2093145I'm not Aussie. There are no Aussies in this general.
>>2093308you can't be serious
Liquid doubters are suddenly really quiet...
>>2093319God I hate liquid so much
lucky looks like a more tarded tarik
>>2093319gave up and watching frogs vs ukies instead
When does donk play? Who actually cares about these shitters in stage 2
>>2093310yeah Grim hallzerk and JT are really playing like superstars now that Elige is gone... not.
>>2093332I mean Faze is literally the main character
TYLUL is the funniest name
jewish tricks
>>2093334Nobody cares about FaZe without rain. They just get talked about because they have a horde of Polish ogres defending jbott
>>2093341>Nobody cares about FaZe without raint. retard Their games literally have atleast 2x the amount of viewers of anyone else
>>2093341there's nothing to defend bout jcobb. dude's perfect
>>2093341dumb ass comment
karrigan is the soul of Faze, while greatly diminished by rain leaving it's always been his team
>ultimate
>>2093353Cant imagine Faze without Karrigan at this point. Would never be the same
>>20933472x the viewers of no name teams in stage 2. Congratulations.
>>2093365watch the same happening in stage 3
Jesus that's a full Lulquid moment to make a 5v1 seem close
jewish rage aimbotter vs honest chinese aimmen
>>2093341trvke
what odds for playoffs?
>>20933791%
>>2093379100%
>>2093379jame top 4 for sure
godtimate
digits and liquid chokes
ULTIMATELTIMATE
let this nigga rifle like fr
>awper when he isnt awpingmaybe donk is right, remove it and suddenly he'll see there are 20 better players than him
cant they bring back the booths? God I hate the crowd cheating.
>>2093394something about cs fags who call themselves hates those and bo5 finals but at least we got one of those finally after fucking 10 years
>>2093394the booths were never soundproof
>>2093394have to host all majors in seattle, it costs millions to move these apparently
So Liquid blow their second-strongest map but win their worst.
>>2093399nah lol i do international cargo shipping and it's not nearly that expensive
>>2093403https://www.dota2.com/newsentry/3675555405719286536ok not millions but still
Is that cute asian grill in the crowd with the Liquid jersey the gf of one of the players?
>>2093398They are block more sound and that's enough for me. Lately these big lan tournaments have been unwatchable with crowd ruining every single play
>>2093394I heard they are a fire hazard, but I think organizers just wanted an easier time designing stages.
>>2093409valve makes 1 billion dollars from cases alone, 200k twice per year for them is nothing
>>2093409sounds like more of a design issue, if they had a top bottom design easily made to detach and reattach it would really only take 4 cargo containers for both booths
>>2093416But think of gabens 9th yacht...
>>2093420Gabe could shut down CS today and still make billions. The revenue from counter strike is literally pennies to Valve.
>>2093416i doubt valve will change their hands off approach to cs any time soon
is stage 3 also bo1 slop or all matches bo3?
>>2093424are you retarded? why would it be bo3?
>>2093424>or all matches bo3?lol
>>2093341This. Rain was FaZe, FaZe was Rain. Without Rain, there is no FaZe. Only f0ze. Anyone still rooting for f0ze is a fattigan cocksucker and should be executed summarily.
>>2093422Go tell him, not me.All that money yet he cant put a booth or more prize money. If he were to get kirked I'd not be able to help it and start dancing
>timmy tencent is shillposting in /magog/ now
yeah it's over
lol when that bih upped the sign I thought she's gonna flash her tits
>>2093432He probably hasn't been a part of day to day decisions for at least a decade now. Only major decisions go through him
>>2093452oh man. what could have been
Liquid babe spotted
>scrawnders>harry and hugo>spunj and machine>moses and dinkohow come no other caster duos have emerged in last 4 years?
chinese cyber cafe toggles
What is wrong with EliGE today
liquid is losing because elige is shit
This is why faze got rid of elige. The bald fraud is a mental midget choker.
>>2093467these are all shit in comparison to the big three of old
>>2093467they're stuck in t2 and below unable to break through, I don't think anyone stands out but I'm sure there's a lot of upgrades over scrawnders
>>2093485sorry bro but niggerman aka sadokist is never coming back
>>2093467casting cabal doesn't allow anyone in
>>2093495alcoholics are too based for this scene
Now that StarLadder is doing fine, you guys should apologize for being racist against Indians.
>>2093467they're ok and always ready to workso for TO its an easy choicealso canada cs casting is best cs casting
>>2093467Bardolph was right about the Old Boys Club
Liquid elimination incoming because EliGE had to choke again when it matters
>>2093467anders isnt a wholesome chungus like the rest of the idiots and will just cast and go back to his family instead of hanging out and networkingso they blacklisted him
based elige lookin out for pua and m80 so they don't have to eliminate each other
>flashie is the best coach of all timeis siuhy trolling here
>>2093518kvem also just said his dogshit coachtc lol
liquidbros how are we feeling?
someone in NA has to "relief the pressure" of elige for the benefit of NA CStake one for the teampreferably someone under 5K elo
>>2093365FaZe can only boost the view count so far. FaZe vs Vitality = 1M easily.
>>2093528what does this mean
Ok EliGE is finally getting the memo the team needs him
>>2093467only spunj and machine want somebody else to breakthrough, others obviously don't want competition
>>2093531are you volunteering?
>want liquid to win because I have money on them and 3dfags>want liquid to lose because it'd be funny
>Astralis vs Liquid kino tomorrowbased
>>2093541not so fastseems like you forgot about chokequid
>>2093546
>>2093541>Liquid>tomorrow
>>2093546To choke you actually have to be ahead, which Liquid never were on Inferno
>liquid funeralkino incoming
>>2093547is that a...MODS
liquid deserves stage 3. they got so unlucky with their opponents.
>RET'S GO TYROO>RET'S GO TYROO>RET'S GO TYROO
owari da
>liquid deserves stage 3. they got so unluckyactual elige mentality
>liquid funeralnyooooo....
>reave riquid to me
>>2093557If you're losing to B8 and PV in Bo1s and Tyloo in Bo3 you weren't ready for stage 3 lol
>>2093552Will Banks spit on EliGE's bald head?
CHINA NUMBA WANAMERRICAN PIGG GO HOME
RET'S GO TYROO SEND DEM HOME
>dying to pug contact stratsabsolute state of NA
dare i say.... deserved?
>>2093566Liquid is Polish thoughtever
>>2093575with luck, not anymore
>YOOO ELIGE WHY ARE YOU SO DOGSHIT??>FEELING SAD BALDIE?? GONNA CRY??
ULTAIMEEEEE
>saved by the imported euroas always
toggle time
please stop making this fucking guy awp
NAF-GOD
I don't want to see Jee get bullied by Banks if they lose. He is to pure for that monster.
>>2093569it's the meta though, falcons beat vitality and furia on inferno by spamming contact plays
I'm feeling it, cumback is real
Feel bad for NAF, he came back to his top 25-30 form but now the team around him is dogshit
>conveniently doesnt clear sandbagsyeah this shit is scripted
OH MY GOD HOBBIT
LIQUID DOUBTERS STATUS???
watch them lose to tec 9 rush
>>2093596lil bro theyre losing this 13-11
Most Liquid way to lose this would be to a pistol forcebuy on round 24
B8 - 3D is gonna be a bloodbath
HERE IT COMES OH NO NO NO
>NELTZ
push car now
can they do it? can they actually save my stupid bet?or will the bald NA shitter fold as expected?
>>2093608
>>2093600???
if nertz lost them that I would've died laughing
jesus
who the fuck is flashie
neither if these teams will make stage 3
>>2093610The image you posted has been digitally altered
el0ge only good vs bots
Liquid qt second angle
>LET'S GO LIQUID
4x3 supremacy
RETS FUCKING GO TYROOSRAUGHTER THE PORISH PIGS
>>2093587>Tyloo win the major just to not have to go to the humiliation interview
>>2093619Mogged.
>>2093619>imagine having standards so low you qualify as american
>>2093625
>>2093624>TYLOO wins the major>Banks comes up to do the winners interview>Jee and gang turn the stick around and roast Banks for 20 minutes straightWould be kino ngl
>>2093625fat pig
>>2093619would>>2093625would
>>2093625BIG TIDDY GOTH GF
Cmon Jee
>play CT>win
>>2093631you disgust me
>>2093639Scared of getting insulted in broken engrish James?
Thank you Mossad agent
kek trash gameplay
Tyloo tranny spotted
>>2093625>>2093619Serbia is paradise compared to this place, RIP fpg
Another liquidfu
>>2093464have some self-respect
LMFAOAOAO LIQUID YOU RETARDS
later chinks
wow how did tyloo throw that
lolthis team play is worse than stage1
>>2093650wait no way holy shit
attacker such a bot
HOLY 1000IQ GODQUIDWHAT A FUCKING PLAY
holy KEK tyPOO
i was about to make fun of siuhy for that call but ultimate bailed him out
shitquid is so goddamn lucky holy shit
they just keep doubting me..........why do they doubt me........................
I cant fucking believe it
holy shit this was ridiculous
Imagine if Attacker wasn't dogshit
>3dmaxLOLLMAO
now banks will make the ice cream man cry for kicks
other anon was rightwhy even watch thisit's like lvl 7 faceit
Holy fuck man why try to HE them from that position. Both of these teams deserve to be eliminated.
ultimate literally donk tier rifler wasting away whiffing awp shots idk
>just run n gun lol ez 3v4nice game dotards
how is it possible to look so retarded while winning?if liquid makes it to stage3 I'm gonna die laughing
>>2093669it's funny
>>2093546kwab
>>2093672rtz ti status?
>>2093672who is this guy? he looks like he has a long promising career ahead of him.
>>2093669Faze has been the only watchable shit so far. They make inferno bearable.
>>2093674you'll have your imperial and liquid in stage 3 and you'll like it
oh no no no frenchtards what's happening on b streamtg fdp mdr
>>2093672sybau
3d raped
maka getting murdered
>PUA vs M80at least 1 NA team in stage 3
>>2093681>you'll have your imperial and liquid in stage 3I actually wouldn't have minded liquid if it wasn't for that bo3not even sure which one I'd hate being stage3 the most now
>28 years old>0.82 rating>not even IGLingbut he's 2nd most legendary player in China after zhokiNg so he gets to stay
3DGaped lmfao
>>2093690at least he speaks english
>>2093693wtf is this white pig doing
time for a 3dmax comeback
>>2093695I feel like I thoroughly explained it in the filename
I have no faith in the frogs btw
at least maui is calling out dogshit attacker
astralisliquid (nip is just shittier)pua (m80 deserve it but pua will fluke)
not so fast liquid
>>2093705cmon now maui
>>2093710why is 3rd place ti goat wearing some chinese jersey?
>>2093705he looks like a fat old lesbian
>>2093711liquid is playing nip
>>2093715hes a ti winner in my heart
freya should gain some weight.
>>2093711he got that raped look in his eyes
>>2093722?
Tomorrow I am danish.
>>2093729>I am danishname every lego block
ultimate the Polish donk who just needs to quit AWPing to unleash his full potential
>>2093724She should switch to Valorant. She is too hot to be working for this incel alt right community.
ultimate the Polish broky who just needs to quit AWPing to unleash his full potential
>>2093740maybe she likes it here
>>2093740>this incel alt right community.That's why she is here though.
>>2093737>>2093741He kind of looks like Polish Simple.I shaved my head and now I look like Polish Broky
lol
wp maka you dumb fuck
fucking retards
Wow what a way to lose.
Lmao that muzzie maka threw HARD
no way that wasn't match fixing
NiP v M803DMAX v PUATL v Astralis
thanks for the throw, big maka
>>2093761wrong retard
>fuck peemp, worst anilist evar bro
Hahaha fuck pimp, hate that dork
>>2093764little zigglet got mad pimp mogs his mongol ass
>>2093764who's this an attempt to skewereven danes don't like pimp, he's just there
>>2093763Fuck HLTV for lying to me
>>2093770only analyst with balls to say exactly what he thinks on streameven if they're skinny bicycle balls
>>2093764Says hu?
elige destroy danedogs
>>2093776npl said it in the post game interview
>>2093774does he?I skip his analyst segments now but I remembered him being a milquetoast pussy who vomited platitudes and talked shit only in hindsight or when it seemed like a lockhe's not a thorin type calling fallen a fraud or anything
>>2093782>I skip his analyst segmentsclearly
none of these 6 teams deserve stage 3 anyway
>Liquid vs Astralis>At a Starladder majorbros...
>>2093785yes and nob8 and imperial made it throughI'd rather have 5 of the 6 last teams
the worst thing about p0mp is that he pretends he used to be a decent pro player
only kyousuke deserves stage 3
>>2093785astralis does
For TL or Asstralis 1 point either way, fake Ukraine's my only hope now. Possible or nah?
>>2093797and i deserve kyousuke in my bedroom
>falcons vs b8 first round confirmedsurely they won't choke against b8 like they did in austin
>>2093813IMAGINE THE ODDS!!easy money
this is what broke the turkshttps://clips.twitch.tv/OriginalScrumptiousPelicanBIRB-tM2Hs1Kn3SZJqWWo
>>2093818that's not the broky 1v2
>>2093822>1v2who cares
>liquid vs asstraliskek elige might make it
>>2093823>who careseveryone on aurora did
PooXi-sama, dev0rce-sama, hellboy-kun please I beg you, win this shit PLEASE.
>NA game first againfuck you
>>2093831you almost gave me a heart attackthought I wouldn't make it home for astralis
Passion 2-1 M80Astralis 26-3 LiquidNiP 2-1 3DMAX
>>2093834>he is not accounting for dev1ce shart masterclassIt can happen at any moment bro.
can we just skip all of these willy wonka games tomorrow and go straight to the next faze match
>>2093837Is faze playing vs furia or vitality?
>>2093840i dont know who they're playing but definitely not furia
>>2093840Vitality. Certified OT kino incoming.
>>2093847Based. Faze already dragged vitality to deep waters in mirage a couple of months ago and it was fucking lynchian. They were down like 12-3 and went triple OT and won.
>>2093813also PARIVISION most likely will face MOUZ
>>2093835the only place devve is shitting on is liquid's grave
>>2093857ultimate gonna show cuckvice who's the goat awper
>>2093818that awp kill was chef's kiss
>>2093871especially since the last kill was almost definitely needed, jame just had an usp and all weapons were down at monster
aurora unlucky, only lost to teams that make stage 3 (astralis wins vs liquid)
>>2093818How many almost raw eco rounds did we get this major so far? Feels like a lot. Maybe it's because of the FaZe 5 glawks rounds that I started noooticing, since that one was actually a raw eco.
>>2093889yeah the glocks won them the map. it was 100% eco, not a single p250 or flash or anything.
>>2093784I mean I gave him a chance, this was up til maybe 2022. he did his pregame thing where he set the scene with the recent state of the teams and said like "this is an impowtant match for x," and then when the game was over he would talk about them failing and say "this was simply not good enough today from x, and [in this form they're not gonna win things]" he was a bit of an astralis homer but otherwise never stood out on a ledge or called his shotlike what are your top 3 shocking pimp desk segment opinions?
>>2093898And I think 4 of them survived. Kinoest round of the major. How does this team keep doing this shit man, they are so retarded.
>>2093886bro thinks it's 2019
>>2093912>>2093898who was this against? I need to see it lol. I haven't watched CS in months until tuning in today.
/oursenilegoatigl/ posted the voicecomms for the embarrassment stage.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfWBaTjzWvklol Shartladder even managed to fuck this up.
>>2093947nip
>>2093947NIP https://youtu.be/cdyIcTRcCz8?t=5391
All I need is NiP to beat 3DMAX, could be worse
>>2093950>The fucking glawks
>>2093502I'M SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME SIR
>>2093142>jesus, an AOT titan, and the coolest guy in the world walk into a bar
>PUA vs M80Don't know how to feel about this. But I guess 1 guaranteed win is better than 2 probable losses.>Liquid vs AstralisObviously rooting for Liquid but I don't know why niggas are getting so hyped about this match, it's not 2019.>NIP vs 3DMAXNipple obviously. They deserve to be in the 3rd stage.
>>2094142lulquid asstralis is an inversion of the el classico matchup of prior yearswhere before this was a clash of two teams at their peak, now its a slap fight in an old folks homeits not so much who puts forward their best effort towards wining, but rather who fails most spectacularly, and that will be something to watch
my nigga roca on the rise
>>2093138this was hard to watch kek, I saw shit like this by chinese zont1x and donk fangirls before but they were posting it online not bringing it in person to a public event
>>2093502it only took a week n a half
>PUA vs M80my NAggas 'n Yuros tight af>Liquid vs Astralissad but, who ever emerges might go far>NIP vs 3DMAX>petitepute v2
>>2093886maybe but the way they threw on Train CT side today they didn't deserve to advance.
>>2093950>>2093949Thanks mates
when will people stop doubting the jame god
Everyday I wish Anubis was still in the pool
>>2094404t. maj3r
>>2093467we don't need Dweg and Eternaljay in tie 1 events
wahhh so many cheaters in my games it make me so sad
>>2094200It's been fine since day 2.
>>20944862019 ahh post
>>2094497it's pretty crazy at the moment fo real
>>2094498Wouldn't know haven't played the game since CS2 released.But this problem has existed for 15 years now and the solutions are very well known at this point.
>>2094404I haven't touched premier at all this season due to Anubis being gone while both Train and Overpass are there
>>2094504the solution is to jail cheaters for 1 year minimum
>>2094513I would unironically have all cheaters executed publicly. But up until then I'm going to go with the well established solutions.
>>2094513its pretty strange laws against cheating havent passed in the west99% of people would go "I'd never cheat, fuck cheaters" and a proposition to jail them gets through easily
>>2094498I'm a noob and was playing dd2 against a completely handless 14 year old Russian waller. We were literally on the cusp of victory at 12-10 and the guy got banned mid game and no one got any elo for it.
spunj and machine will be on the desks for analysis today, with freya host
>>2094562I swear if they somehow make Scrawnders cast all three games
>>2094563nah, there is 4 caster pairs and they're contracted to work every daywith only 3 games, someone gets to work the desk
We love Scrawnders here, sweaty.
>>2094579No we don't. I unironically watch c*streamers when they are casting.
>>2094588Yes we do. We also donate to Launders' tournament fund.
>>2094601probably a scam
>>2094604Nope it's completely legit.
>>2094605Yeah I somehow doubt that.
>>2094621Your biased opinion doesn't change the facts.
launders is mad drippy and he lowkey has crazy motion cos he was selling weed back in the day.
watchiehttps://youtu.be/MkeDjLp275g
Shan't be watching!
>donk 2kd 125 adr avg last 50 faceit gameswe're back
>>20946882kd implies spirit can manage a 4v5. But currently it's a 3v5.
>>2094688Woah they have a chance against some tier2 teams now if donk and shiro have a good game and the other 3 decide not to shit the bed.
machine and spunj are pretty good on the desk, who would've thunk it?
NAggas, who do we want to win?
PUA is #21 and M80 is #22 on rankings so it's about as close as it gets
>>2094710Mates
>>2094714Why? I doubt either team is going to playoffs so I kind of want Grimothy and Hallzerk to go through.
It's not em-80, it's matey!
Grim (Not the play, the player)
>>2094562so retarded, I don't think anyone but stupid kids who somehow enjoy listening to scrawnders would put spunj and machine below any other caster pair, I don't understand why non-esl events keep doing this shit>>2094706well it's not their first time, but yeah they're also the best interviewers kek, the competition there is james banks and a bunch of nepo hires though
Watch this video and write a 500-word essay for me by the end of the day. Understood, magoguncs?https://youtu.be/cuVrSqNg84Q?si=jXdbk7t3n6JdRcay
>>2094742I don't listen to what ruskies have to sayTZD
Ez for Randy Smith
kvab!
Could someone drop me a good nights sleep? Sick of it
where ohne
>1 scout + 4 unarmored glocksThey not ready for ts :fire:
>>2094764Do some light LISS cardio a couple of hours before sleeping, either walking or cycling works. Yes, don't be a bitch, you have to conquer that good sleep.
who are us na bros cheering for?
>>2094776Team Liquid
GOOD MORNING M80CHADS
>>2094771True normally i walk a bit longer but i got assaulted by flies so i had to scamper homeUgh i had such a good schedule a month ago then i stayed up one night playing CS now im all fucked up
Im rather amazed how mouz booted siuhyits such a historic trend that teams stick with sub-par players for way longer than they need to but they instead kicked a player when the things were going well and no one was asking for itand then they go onto being successful for an entire year with new igl
>>2094782Mouz is a very proactive team. The coach/analyst is in charge of decision, not middle management. They're in the know of things and decide what's best for the team. They don't need to wait for years of mediocre results (l0qu0d) to make changes.Although we know that Siuhy's kick was less about performance and more about something else.
These teams are just gonna get pwned by vitality, mouz and Falcons no cap
>>2094776M80>>2094777and liquid (chek'd)
>>2094787vitality mouz and falcons gonna get raped by g2
pick up artistcels will never score
>>2094788https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHXr7ms07GEtheme song
>>2094786> more about something else.I never heard talk about that so it must be pretty weak rumours
>>2094782It was a huge surprise but I don't think they consider themselves successful, with siuhy they somehow were beating vitality and spirit 3-0 in grand finals but this year they've gotten to them or semis only to lose to vitality, spirit or falcons. siuhy also really tanked his stock with liquid's results and his own terrible performance so they are both worse off really
>>2094782>and then they go onto being successfuli must've missed that part
>>2094796Mouz improved with -siuhy +spinx but so did vitality with -spinx +ropz and falcons with -magisk +kyousuke
>>2094764>>2094771i use pokemon sleep to try and keep my bed time more consistentand when it is consistent i get better sleep
>>2094797????
>>2094800i see they won cluj-napoca while no other good teams were present, was there something else they won?
>>2094802king slayer
?
>>2094746Good think there are no ruskies but an Afghani and a Kazakh in that video then
uncharacteristic of hallzerk to do dat
slaxz like a speed demon, through market, out window, into an awp bullet
>>2094795I've heard somewhere the original idea was spinx for brollan, and that he didn't want that so they instead got rid of him for spinx, I've also heard him say himself that everyone except 1 person on the team was ignoring him outside of practice, then tried to pretend it was about some faceit friend group of his
easy for na
MATEYS
>>2094813>I've heard somewhereyou heard it here
NA's back, baby
>>2094812Nice hops tho
>>2094813that was said at the time, but it sounds retarded, why put brollan as an IGL then?it's more likely siuhy tried to stop jimi from gooning during practice
>Asstralis favoured by bookiesWhat year is it?
>>2094839Devices tummy is feeling good so they have good odds
>ukrainian team>only one player from ukraine
>>2094839theyve been better most of the year
>>2094841>teamIt's an org. Liquid is Dutch. Seen many Dutch CS players lately?
>>2094840>Devices tummy is feeling goodthey don't know?
>>2094817nah it was said on a podcast by someone relevant cause I don't watch nobodies, but I don't recall which. I'm obviously saying it's bullshit though, cause his explanation for the clip is nonsensical, he's not practicing with random dudes he plays faceit with, of course he was talking about his mouz teammates
>>2094864Whichever dudebro podcaster you heard it from read it here.If you're anybody, /magog/ is THE place to be.
>>2094869Even Dickless Clueless reads /magog/.
>>2094874We don't discriminate, everyone's welcome here :)
Misszerk
This game feels like a legit one. There are some teams playing later that wont feel as legit
TrainFuckingKino
"fuck your grandma" after winning series against guy who's grandma came to see.Jesus Hallzerk...
>>2094902doesn't pull any punches, gotta appreciate thatformal apology incoming
>>2094902My knees......they're kneeling on their own......
mateys what is going on......
na is losing
delete trainny
NA IS WINNING
>another case of ct sided game on train
who's our na bros rooting for?
>>2094973M80, Passion USA is only 2 NA guys
>>2094975I thought you guys adopted hallzerk years ago
I hate train with such a passion
Ukraine is just too strong, how can NA even compete?
>>2094975europeans are americans by birth according to early USA
okay na is back
>>2094977True MAGA patriots don't believe in naturalized citizens
Not enough of a Grimjob unfortunately
Liquid fan in the audience with his black queen
>>2094977he's not fat enough yet to be respected as an american
>>2094992
I'm grimming
>>20950042 men
>>2095004Man, Debra Wilson is fucking EVERYWHERE these days.
>>2095004looks polish
>>2095004grim
>>2095004NOTCH YOU FUCKER
doesn't look good for golem80
pua isn't naorg isn't na and it isn't even majority na players
FUCK M80
lake is mindraped needs an unc igl behind him
>AFRIKANER>Minnesotan >legacy american>real bald eagleonly downside is the hohol
>>2094975>>2095020JT and T.c. have been carrying this dead 1 IGL 0.5 coach region for years, stfu inbred,
>>2095020two americans and a south african that is nanglo
JT will be the only player from the southern hemisphere in stage 3
Will he do it?
can they win it?
>>2095033retardbro...
>>2095035tn1r looks awful
>>2095035>can they win it>no boris Do you even need to ask?
>Nick Leewhat are the chances that he is related to Robert e Lee
>>2095039south america doesn't count
bros ;-;
WE FUCKEN DID IT
>>2095004ah HELL NAWH
the goat coach
NAbros...
>hallzerk in stage 3coolbeans
>>2095035sh0ro is so revolting a midget bobble head baby with stubble and sunken eyes
>>2095035No
>start practicing in eu>get better>get slimmerthat's the real storyline here
>>2095035tn1r looks like a character from Sopranos
>>2095052a lot better than this
>>2095035>the smallest guy has to do all the workkek
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m80 is kicking someone
Where's ohne? Fl0m doesn't cut it, I can't watch the major like this
>>2095059he is just a fat slob there is nothing uncanny just ugly
>>2095061m80 is republican teampua is democrat teamyou lost
>>2095059Shut up. This is peak performance.
Hmmmmmm
HUMILIATION
>ohne not onlineuh what now?do i watch flom or what?
now show lake crying and hugging his mommy
why doesn't america just get the best players on the one team?are they retarded?
>>2095065>Nick e LEEDAMN RIGHT THEY ARE THE GOOD OLD DEMOCRATS
>>2095068such a hard pickI want both to go through to stage 3
>>2095072>are they retarded?yesfluoride, pesticides and lead poisoning through generations has turned them into perfectly retarded goycattle
>>2095072>team implodes due to drama
>>2095080what's this haircut called
>>2095072when they were complexity other NA teams refused to sell anyone they were after for reasonable prices to them, they've had potential to make something good for a while now but no one wants to compromise, bit like SA
>>2095072americans really be naming their kids "mason"
which side are we on magoggers?
this'll be easy for hooxi
>>2095092i hate astralis. don't care who they lose too
>>2095092TL Dun like Astralis
>>2095092I don't wanna go through stage3 without hooxin' a bit
>>2095092i want liquid to either keep sucking hard because it's funny or be really good, no in between, so if they win they better make semi finals
>>2095072ego of the orgs and the players
As always, praying on liquid's downfall2-0 to astralis13-022-20
friendly reminder that there are significant amount of czech and hungarian monarchists for german emperor
did he deserve talent of the year?
Goddamn.
reminder that elige is gay race communist
>>2095092i wish both teams were out
Is Deadlock any good?
liquid have the opportunity to do the funny here
>>2095118>EUAurora is MENA
>>2095123it's league of legends but as 3d fpssmite kind of did it over a decade ago
>>2095123No.
>>2095113No but he threatened professeur with unspeakable violence so he won it anyways.
We're not HooXing today
ultimate heard you talk shit about his awp
>>2095135It's transcontinental
Where the ultimate doubters @ now????
liquid could win the major
Jesus Christ ultimate 17-2.
>>2095164Yeah, if every team suddenly started playing like Astralis are playing right now.
>9-1
ultimate took magic pills
what is this
Asstralis heh
>>2095174lifegaming against t2Where the fuck was he when they played against pv
>>2095174he owes me a favortold him to win map1 and throw 2 and 3
>>2095174
just took a nasty astralis
That wasnt a very good T side...
>>2095178That's what's frustrating about seeing him play. He has glimpses of being a great player, then shits the bed or is average 90% of the time.
>>2095185put him on rifles permanently and he's the next donk
Nuke is Astralis only map btw
>>2095174kurwa power
>>2095184typical nuke affair vs awp doing well on ct
uhh guys?? is tc /ourjew/?
tlbros i don't feel so good
this what's called HooXi's trap
time for liquid choke
Crazy that hooxi still has a job in counter strike
it's finita
what the hell man?
>>2095201it's danedog nepotism, if astralis needed a good IGL they could have picked up snax
Nuke is pretty much Astralis's must-win so gg if they can't take this
chokestralis vs chokequid who will choke
where's the ironic (unironic) hooxi dickrider at this shit 2 funny
>>2095209>at this shit 2 funny?anyway I'm here. Gonna bet on astralis once they lose nuke, go out shooting, and come back and get disappointed
im faceit lvl6 12k elo on premier, can i also get a 20k monthly salary job in esports if I just call myself an IGL like hooxi
There are not enough CT rounds available.The numbers don't lie
gla1ve it's time to unretire
>>2095223how many ukrainian fans do you think passion ua held ontohow many swedish fans do you think are tuning in for nip or fnatic games
>>2095226I guess he realized how fucking stupid his question was
>>2095226yeah at least a national team has some identity. a generic international team is just nothing unless it's a top 5 team.
Astralis could get double digits pretty quick because Liquid's eco is broken and they haven't had much success outside of the forcebuy win
>>2095082>fluoride
>>2095226Navi went int a couple of years back and they're doing fine. Bet they've more ukrainian fans than b8.
astralis wins 2-1botimate isnt gonna lifegame again
Elige will be carrying next map so Ultimate can take a break.
KWAB
ultigoat is back baby
goat siuhy
>>2095238s1mple effectively was navi so they had a transitional period, and after they lost him they won a major and became the #1 team within like 6 monthsastralis is gonna pull off neither of these things. their franchise player right now is fucking staehr
>>2095249burn 3.0 and its proprietors
>>2095233The biggest money leagues in all of sport are franchise leagues and it's not even close.National team competitions are less culturally relevant today, young'uns don't take pride in national identity and who can blame them.
>>2095249sushi the goat igl
>>2095249siuhy should be getting +0.5 to his rating regardless of stats just because of his einstein IQ calls
>>2095249The Poles are making up for their shit-tier performance yesterday
>>2095254athletes in other sports have personalities and charisma so it's easier for teams to build hype around their brand, cs and esports in general is full of ugly, socially anxious dorks so they only way for a brand to get a following is by sticking to a national team
What time is Faze play?
>>2095254you can only have 1 national league per nation
>>2095259did you even watch the games? ultimate is the main reason why they won against tyloo yesterday
siuhy still has to beat mouz or else he will always be a fraud
>>2095264why is the 100m sprint so popular
>>2095264>cricket>150MYou want me to believe that only every other 7th indian watches it? nah
>>2095269not to be rude but who cares
Aurora would've raped Liquid btw.
>>2095264>counting 3rd worlders as "viewers"kek
>>2095269I stopped watching in 2013 after a big fixing scandal came to light.I was more of a hooper anyways.
I want this bald fraud to lose so much
>>2095275what's #2, geniusor do you mean the superbowl is the real #1
>>2095275retardkek
>>2095266Fine, siuhy is making up for yesterday like flubbing against a Glock
>>2095251>and after they lost him they won a major and became the #1 team within like 6 monthsAnd then haven't won anything since jL benched himself, what's your point? Astralis, on the other hand, are still clinging to this idea of a 5dane roster. You can't know whether they're capable of pulling anything off without them changing 80% of their roster first. They're definitely not keeping or bringing in any new fans by bombing out of every t1 event they attend.
Why are monkeys so racista?
>>2095289>jL benched himself
>>2095290kek based makako
>>20952904chan taught me that racism is very cool.
>>2095292>>2095295He did though?
>He did though?
>>2095267Weak mentality team like shitquid can never win against an above average system team like Mouz.
bruhhhhhhh
>>2095289>And then haven't won anything since jL benched himself, what's your point? Astralis, on the other hand, are still clinging to this idea of a 5dane rosterare you retarded? you spelled it outthey secured their fanbase from their time as a relevant team, which is now tied to blad3 and aleksi and so on, but is less sticky than if they were still THE ukrainian team. astralis have their fanbase from their time as a relevant team, which is tied to being danish and having dev1ce. they don't have the finances to compete with the falcons and vitalitys of the world for players, and I guarantee you they make and will continue to make more money from fans than the nips of the world do#1 team for wealthy esports-amenable country >>>> "yeah they're nice" interchangeable 4th team you forget about if they aren't playing
>>2095307>"I want to take a little break for six months, maybe less, maybe three, four, five," he added. "There are a lot of things I want to do."The sole reason for competing in tier one is being the best, and being the best requires a lot of sacrifice, and that's what I cannot give anymore. I really want to enjoy myself. I want to try myself out in different things."https://www.hltv.org/news/42134/jl-steps-down-from-navi-roster-to-take-a-break-from-competition
ts nigga is still going on baka
>>2095320you believe everything you hear on the news too? come on now, after this like 5 other guys "benched themselves" while coincidentally being their teams worst player
rare dev0ce flick
yeah astralis are not winning this
>>2095319If Navi managed to make a new roster work without s1mple then so can Astralis do the same without dev1ce. Why not?>>2095334jL was good though. They would've lost against G2 in Copenhagen if he hadn't gone ballistic in that game on Ancient. Certainly better than makazze.
liquid so lucky
>>2095343a year passed between then and his benching, he wasn't good for his roles for a lot of that time but of course makazze wasn't the answer, he's just the best they could get for cheap. maybe the fact that they fumbled monesy away for next to nothing also made them take a bet on him having potential
ultimate rape
ULTIMATE REKT ASTRALIS
LiquidGODS
device must have had the shits today because he's playing shitty
>>2095362>>2094851
>>2095343if spirit managed to find an insane academy zoomer to solo carry their team, then so can astralis. why not? why don't they just do that, are they retarded?because it's a gamble that can tank your business and often doesn't work out
KWABstralis
>>2095368>zoomerWell, there's this mail09 guy who's apparently really good. They could start there.
btw liquid have three negros
>>2095368>>2095372And also, you don't need to seek out some talented hardcarries. Just make meaningful changes. Furia made two roster changes, neither seemed good at the time. Some washed guy and some t2 guy. Months later they're owning some of the best multimillion dollar orgs out there.
>>2095372I think you have really good ideas and should go work for astralis. I would really like you to take over for them and direct all their financial activities to ensure the longevity of the organization. I have no ulterior motives
EliGE my guy why are you going quiet when the team needs you again
>anustrails
EliGE my guy stay quiet because I want to see you in the humiliation ritual.
>>2095387he heard you through the screen
what a retarded plant
>>2095404but it was le smoked
damn nt
what monster drinks do you posses?I got some bad apple thing and the white sugar free, they're fine
StaehrDEITY
still don't like dinko's commentary calling rounds over after like one kill
liquid is activated
>>2093835you were right bro, devve is shitting the bed hard
>just went ramp 1v4 on 12 hphajhahahah kwab weak mental
na
danedogs in the fucking MUDDDDDDDDDDDDDWE RUN THIS BITCH
Good resilience from Liquid coming back from 0-2
POOSTRALIS
A rando stack of today's level 9 faceits would've won 5 majors during astralis 'era'
thank you liquid
>magisk v falcons is no longer a possibilitySad!
NOW TIME FOR A HUMILIATION RITUAL BITCHES
if nip don't win there will only be 2 danes in stage 3
>>2095427well one of them had to, astralis run was more impressive but sharted too much today
FUNERAL TIME
>this is what we should do, play with ballsthe fuck this fruity nigga say?
>>2095410stopped drinking that poison years ago, water and coffee is all anyone could ever need
Man funeral just doesn't hit the same without ohne's commentary
>>2095446what do you have against taurine
>there are posters ITT who still doubted GODquid
>>2095423>>2095445dev1ce's butthole just ain't the same anymore. He can't hold it in at all these days.
>>2095452>I used to be on top of CS
>>2095452tom cruise if he was fat
remember when astralis won 3 majors in a row? those were the days
mfw I'm driving a truck and there are a bunch of Palestinian kids in front of me
>>2095452Should he just retire at this point? It's sad.
>>2095458Fluke majors against cab drivers
>>2095457So Les Grossman?
>>2095452What's she thinking right now?
starting stage 3 matches if nip wins/3dmax wins
NiP just can't let their games get to OT
freya is kinda mid 2bh
>>2095472shes probably thinking about her somalian boyfriend
>>2095473Same but 3dmaxDamn. Navi and Faze would get the hardest opening game.
hmm, if nip wins pari gets to play mongolz instead of mouz but if 3dmax wins the first matchups are much more interesting
my pussy just dried up
>>2095479dona mogs
>>2095486WHO SAYS SHIT LIKE THIS AND THINKS IT'S FUNNY? GOD DAMN YOU RETARDED POL NIGGERS
>>2095460he does not look very ashkenazi
>>2095494it's not funny, it's tragic
>>2095487bro.. you might be a bit slow
>>2095487And also PV
>>2094840what happened?
>>2095494shes famous as the girl who broke up astralis and mindbroke device via luring him into sweden to ntr him with a niggerits tragic
>>2095487b8 will DOMINATE failclowns
>>2095487>strongest team vs 3-0>weakest team vs 3-2isnt it supposed to be the other way around
>>2095507Is anything what you just said there even true? How do you even know that?
>>2095515Yeah I thought furia would be playing against the shittiest 3-2 shitters, with them being #1 and all that.
>>2095517Everyone knows device moved to sweden to be with the girl and he was planning to marry her lil bro
>>2095494it is funny my n word
>>2095517i'm not sure about the nigger part, i don't think that's true, but the rest is truei think she cheated on him with someone in nip org (i don't think another player but i'm not sure)she was with kennys before and cheated on him too with some other cs pro, i can't remember who but you can probably search for info about it.
>>2095507he was a jew, retardbiggest schnozz I've ever seen
at least faggot and poo man didn't ruin my ahhstralis and godquid kino
>>2095528why are white women such whores
>>2095545>why are white women such whoresAll women are whores.
>>2095545devve is just a retard. instead of choosing a normal white woman he chose a groupie.
i dont care about this match
I wanna see Maka fuck it up for them again
>>2095560I just need NIP to win to secure my pickems but fuck if I'm actually going to watch it
>>2095560Definitely a mid-off
>>2095528gaming communities are full of women who sleep around with top players. pretty sure it's because said top players are nerds with low self esteem but a lot of spending cash, and the whores know it's easy to win access to their wallet by just pretending to love them.
>>2095571Just tell your players not to fuck around with groupies and especially develop relationships with them.
>>2095515here's the vrs ranking at the time of major invitesit still doesn't make sense though, why is #2 and #3 starting vs 3-0 teams? doesn't make sense if it's based of vrs either (i think).
>>2095571>gaming communities are full of women who sleep around Remember this cow whore?
I'm lowkey glad women aren't as involved in CS as they are in other games. Whatever they touch turns to shit.
Yeah well. NIP are def winning train since they're starting on CT side.
>>2095588>aren't as involved in CS as they are in other gamesLike what? The only game I can think of where they are more involved is Valorant.
>>2095578>just tell autistic guys in their teens and early twenties not to take the first pussy that's thrown at themgood luck
>>2095592Every fucking aspect.Game dev, marketing, streaming, esports etc it's not just fps games but other games tooApex is one such game
>>2095593nah this one's on dev0rce, he isn't fat or chopped there was no excuse to fall head over heels for that whore
>>2095593Take the pussy. Don't develop feelings. EZ
I might have a problem.
>>2095599What even is that?
>>2095588In recent history every instance of women being mentioned adjacent to CS is some sort of whining or negative overall.They complain about how some 3rdie spoke to a woman in a MM game followed with demands for censorship or moderationWhine about salary or price money, they want advertisers to give them money despite no one watching their gamesLack of opportunities to play video games somehowTranniesWhining about few women playing video games followed with lying about reasons theres disparity between men and womenSome male pro simping publicly about women, eg lying.Its such a strong trend that anything that makes me hear less about women is a universal positive.
>>2095599https://www.twitch.tv/annual-recap
>>2095599you have watched 500 days of twitch in one year
>>2095607Yeah. I'm assuming it's due to it accounting for when you have multiple streams running simultaneously.
>>2095604>cs player mindbroken by womenmany such cases
>>2095599>>2095605I have no idea how people watch so much Twitch. Shit is boring 99% of the stream.
>>2095599>>2095605youtube is better for streaming
>>2095618for the boobas and the shitpost
>>2095618r8 me
>>2095618i like it on my 2nd monitor or when i'm eating
>>2095618I'm just depressed and I don't leave my house often.>>2095620I'm just used to twitch, though youtube is better I agree. Twitch still doesn't have a fucking rewind feature.
>>2095618im at 206 hours for this year and 181 of them are watching ohnepixel watching pro cs
holy rape
>>2095620i don't even know how people put up with these shitty streaming sites, they barely function properly half the time
It's out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ3_LmeqV6M
>>2095644it's been out for hours hon
>>2095644Nice, now waiting for the PARIVISION one. The guys there are suprisingly alright, no autistic quiet nerds like in Spirit vlogs, and it's just them without some retarded interviewer host.
is p1mple ever making it to the major again?
>>2095644I can't wait for these niggas to be eliminated in S3
>>2095659they're winning the tourney, jcobb gonna snatch rookie of the year from molodoy
>>2095658surely hes a top 100 player and fit to be a support player in some tier 2 team with a decent chancemaybe nip, tho the economics now is he's in some gambling team with gambling money and teams without that cant buy him, and better teams dont want to risk buying some coked up anti-social washed up guy
>I can't wait for these niggas to be eliminated in S1>I can't wait for these niggas to be eliminated in S2>I can't wait for these niggas to be eliminated in S3
>>2095658of course, right after he's done getting eliminated in all the tier 5 events
>>2095664>I can't wait for these niggas to bomb out of playoffs in the first game>I can't wait for these niggas to lose semis to Furia
Poor NiP about to get reverse swept after starting 2-0 because they couldn't hack it in OT against two teams.
>>2095664>>2095668>this time will be different
it's interesting how dozens of pimp hate threads are allowed to exist at the same time but if you criticize scrawnders even a tiny bit it's gone within the hour, the cs establishment is desperate to protect them for some reason. you see the same with certain players and teams, you can't say anything negative about mongolz or device but you're allowed to shit on falcons or broky endlessly
>>2095673we don't deserve canadiansthey're too nice
>>2095213>come back and get disappointeddamn, I was rightno hooxin' in stage3 then
>>2095673Maybe hltv has been taken over by indian nepo hiring behind the scenes? Perhaps the nohte guy is only the tip of the iceberg?
>>2095654their vlogs feel very real, I like how they include comms from both won and lost rounds/maps, don't sugarcoat their talks or shy away from shit talking each others performances lightheartedly, the way dastan clowned on belchonokk was so funny
>>2095664I wish the goat igl all the best but winning 4v5 will be a challenge.
>>2095694broky's going to go baldky and reach his peak
>>2095694broky activates demon mode vs top10 opponents
>>2095672They did make it through Stage 3 in the Austin major though?
>>2095699Yeah, thanks to the GOAT.
>>2095698Sure bro
SJUUUUUUUUSH
we wonned my 3rd open10 playoffs b match 2-0 enemy tried to play with a Game Banned player, and steal our side picks on their map pick and then the admin replied with this
is VR system rigged? how come BC.Game is so low rated when they have so many scene legends like simple, nexa, electronic?
>>2095707It is because of electroNic.
>>2095687possible but not necessarily indians, that guy, nomad and prof has exposed themselves more than a few times lately for having dubious characters, very money grubbing guys
>>2095710>very money grubbing guysThat's the danish influence rubbing off on them.
Which team was VP replaced by this major?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvRC-fCQwGA
wasnt this guy supposed to be good
>>2095716Or was it some other event that made it impossible for them to qualify to the major. I forgor.
>>2095718Crazy how NAF has a less uninterested facial expression than ultimate.
scrawnders is so clueless, talking about maka buying the awp as if it's some massive mistake on ct train, worst case he could save it anywhere on the map>>2095716>>2095734parivision and fnatic wouldn't play if vp got to play epl, hard to tell who would if they did
>>2095732No amount of changes will make it work if your coach and igl are frauds.
>>2095734>Or was it some other event that made it impossible for them to qualify to the major. I forgor.Swedish immigration officers told them to fuck off when they tried to attend EPL.
instead of swiss, round robin bo1
>>2095732>wasnt this guy supposed to be goodHe was good in tier 1.5 with Heroic. Who could have guessed that he didn't turn out to be donk 2.0 in tier 1.
MR6 bo7Teams start with max money.This is how it should be.
nip just got taken out back and shot in the headsheesh
>>2095753you should also be able to buy heal grenades and spawn drones
goodbye nip
It's so fucking crazy to think that NIP could've beat PV and advanced to stage 3 yesterday and now they're on the verge of elimination.
>>2095770>now they're on the verge of eliminationThey're already eliminated anon...
>gangraped by faze, pvision and 3dmaxLOL
I want (you) to choose ONLY eight (8).
So who does nip kick and who do they get?
>Passion AND Imperial got to stage 3 beating MIBR (kek), Fnatic (lmao) and M80(rofl).NiP and Astralis should be in stage 3 over them.You know it, I know it, everyone knows it.
>>2095792fazemouzliquidfuriaspiritnavimongolzPV
>>2095795No idea.
LETS GET READY TO RUUUUUUMBLEEE
>>2095751don't act like he was a pubstomper abusing t2, he was good vs everyone
>>2095792the pariGODs are winning this major, Jame is doing it again
>>2095799>no falcons (beliebable) >no vitality (huh?)>PV (meme)
>>2095792FURIAVitalityMOUZSpiritNaViGamers2FaZe3DMAX
>>2095796The bracket gods favored them, luck is also a skill.
>>2095803sAw had made him who he was. Without the Finnish wizard he is a bum.
>>2095809Can he work some of his magix and make g2 do something?
>>2095792Furia, Vitality, Falcons, Spirit, G2, Faze, Parivision, 3dmax
>>2095792
>>2095814He's already working on it. It hasn't even been half a year and they've already won a trophy. huNter seems to be shaping up to a great igl, MATYS looks insane for a guy plucked out of t2 and HeavyGod is better than ever. malbsMd and SunPayus are question marks but in G2 he presumably finally has a budget to work with and the org doesn't flip his cores for profit.
>>2095796I agreebut nip and astralis should've played better - fuck 'em
>>2095796aurora too, the format is terrible because of bo1s mostly, get rid of it for good and it should be a lot better but maybe a different format entirely could be better
>>2095792Furia, Vitality, Falcons, Mouz, Spirit, G2, FaZe, TL
BO1 MR36Let's go
>>2095792>faze>furia>vitalité>3d min>falcons>liquid>g2>'golz
>>2095826alsoI just want parivision to beat spirit and G2 to beat falcons in playoffsif I can have both, I don't even care who wins
>>2095862interstingi dont gamble but your on to something
>>2095870>pv to beat spiritWhy pv specifically?
>>2095873russian shit igl with insane players vs russian legendary igl with literal whosI thought it was obvious
>>2095792Falcons, Furia, Vita, Spirit, TL, Faze, PV, G2
Alright G2 bros. What do we wish for more G2 beat Falcoons in groups and/or playoffs or the just straight up eliminate them in the 2-2 game for the ultimate satisfaction that is the Banks humiliation ritual?
>>2095929Rape and destroy faze
>>2095929who's to say there won't be a humiliation ritual on stage in front of thousand of people?
>>2095929>>2095942Falcons are locked in. They are taking this one home.
what happened to swedish cs
>>2095942>who's to say there won't be a humiliation ritual on stage in front of thousand of people?My dick just got stiffer than I ever imagined it could
parivision's team stats from this stage are insane. 41.7% opening kill percentage (wtf), but won 80% of 5v4s and 36.6% of 4v5s with 26.4% traded. they literally pulled water from stone, their teamplay stats are on the level of the teams that dominated 3:0.it's nice to finally have a team (other than navi) that has really strong fundamentals and doesn't just swing everyone all the time. people are just going to remember nota and aw's plays and clutches and forget how well they were set up for success.
only navi and pari are making it from the non-stage 3 teams
>>2095962too bad it's kyxsan who'd get to answer/getting ripped into. Would be better with niko, monesy or zonic
Am I cookin'?
hallzerk finna zerk all over shitpayus
>>2095966and 3dmax :)
>>2095976>faze advancing>vitality not shitting the bed in a bo1>3dmax not winning some random game 13-2
>>2095971>Would be better with niko, monesy or zonicI'm sure Banks will pick his victim
>>2096014pretty sure it's been igl's every time
>>2096016Ain't no way SL lets the opportunity to let the live humiliation of NiKo slip. The entire humiliation ritual is just a setup to farm viral clips for the hate watchers.
>>2096020>Ain't no way SL lets the opportunity to let the live humiliation of NiKo slipyou're forgetting which demographic comprises most of falcons' fans
>>2095739https://youtu.be/KFNbOQgaHBY?t=26982they get paid tens of thousands for this, they really think that it's some golden rule to never buy an awp against pistols, as if they have any advantage on train outside of brown halls
>>2096035he's probably just traumatized from maka griefing the b8 comeback on d2 in a similar situation
>>2096028I'd assume that for every NiKo fan there are at least 2 hate watchers. Also SL is fucking off after this major so why not go out with a bang?
>>2096048yeah, they're fucking off back to all the other jeetsno way are they gonna burn that bridge on purpose
If donk wins another major will he be the GOAT rifler?
>>2096050>they're fucking off back to all the other jeetsWhat does this mean?
sadokist surprise grand finals cast, imagine..
>>2096065Sadokist, Maniac and Thorin come out on the stage like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWqCn3x1xuA
>>2096047yea but you'd think they would drop it instead of trying to make it out to be his fault they almost lost that round when he wasn't even part of it until 1 t was left, and he dealt with that guy easily. so much emphasis on him using his usp too as if that is rare to do instead of reloading, just really strange how badly they wanted to force the narrative that it was a mistake even though it wasn't relevant
out of bottom 8 only faze and maybe b8 have a chanceweakest top8 teams: mongolz, G2
>>2096079>G2You dare to doubt huNtah-, HeavyGoat, mogsMd, GodPayus and MATYS?
>>2096088w0nderlul clears sunpays
>>2096099Haven't you heard? sAw has PayPaled him to matchfix for a G2 win.
get fucked
>Oh you went 3-0 in Stage 2? You'll face Furia and Vitality now>You barely scraped by and got a 3-2? Have Pain gaming and mongolz with a standin
>>2096116you have exactly one post to explain why this is a bad thing you disgusting hltv jeet
>>2096116facing high seeds early is actually beneficial, you'll avoid them in qualification rounds that wayjust don't suck ass and go 0-2
>>2096155>facing high seeds early is actually beneficialEspecially in bo1
>>2095792>got 4/5 right in stage 1>got 3/5 right in stage 2>pic related just clicked randomWith that being said. I want:FaZeFURIAVitalityJame and the goblinsNAVIG2FalconsSpirit
>>2095929falcons are gonna lose but g2 won't be the ones to beat them
>>2095604That is the modus operandi of women. They simply cannot leave men alone. They will barge into male spaces, complain that it's not accommodating for their retarded asses (it's not accommodating for men either, but of course they're special), force men to make unpleasant and unhealthy changes that makes the overall quality of the environment worse until most men simply leave and the only "people" left are women and low level simps.
>>2095792Wait, I'm gonna go randomize my picks and I'll be back.And I promise it will be better than whatever you retards are picking.
>>2096051donk's got four more Majors he needs to win to catch up to a real GOAT rifler like dupreeh
Alright chuddies, here is a completely randomized pick. The roll was unweighted so each team had the same odds.Logically speaking, I don't think it's too bad.Both Navi and Failcl0wns have potential to go 3-0.As do Mongolz and F0ze to go 0-3. The only pick I'm iffy about is Imperial.Now I'm going to ask ChatGPT to make my fantasy team for me.
>>2096303Who is that? I started watching in 2020
>>20963232023 major winner
>>2096326I just checked and that major was the paris major. Literally nobody counts that as a real major
donk 1 major mvpdupreeh 0 major mvp
Paris major is the only real major. All other majors had low stakes and should therefore be safely ignored.
>the only real majorESL One: Cologne 2014...
>>2096344this is even before the cabbie and plumber erathe dinosaur era
oficial list of majors that doesn't count>dh 2013>dh 2014>kato 2015>cologne 2015>dh 2015>atlanta 2017>krakow 2017>boston 2018>kato 2019>berlin 2019>stockholm 2021>antwerp 2022 (that was an induvial achievement of ropz, twistzz and rain. not a team achievement so it doesn't count, thus the rightful name of f0ze)>rio major>paris major>shanghai 2024list of majors that are legitimate>kato 2014>cologne 2014>columbus 2016>cologne 2016>london 2018>austin 2025
>>2096390agreed and true
>seethes at bostonopinion discarded
>giant ass cope about FaZeopinion discarded
>>2096390>That giant faze copeHLTV and reddit are that way, tranny
>>2096335https://www.hltv.org/events/7524/perfect-world-shanghai-major-2024are you fucking retarded?
All majors count and are heckin cute and valid!!
>>2095718pretty entertaining video actually, made me retroactively happy about them winning today
whens the last time the results of all the matches for a day are unpredictable?
>>2096516less than a week ago, bo1s are funny like that, 5 or 6 of these would be very predictable if they were bo3s
>>2096516Furia with skullz and chelo destroyed Spirit in bo1 in Shanghai and then they went on to win it, and it was on dust which was Spirit's best map that whole winter. Bo1s just suck
I'm actually hyped for the first day of the Major since a long time
>>2096275>4/10 right>3/10 rightFTFY
If donk didn't have a w*man right now it would be obvious Spirit wins the major
>>2096613>a-ackshuallyMaaaan shut up you know what I meant.
>>2096617Do you think he hit yet or is he waiting for marriage?
>>2096646oh he hit
>>2096660donk doesn't come across as abusive though. If anything he would be getting abused. I hope not, I really like that lil fella.
bronze coin bros ww@?
>>2096617Zywoo would never
spirit will get more points for beating liquid than vice versa, kek
>>2096667I'm nocoiner
>>2096682make it make sense
>>2096660>country so bad at dealing with its alkie wifebeater culture that it chooses to legalize it insteadwhat a shithole
Falcons are getting 0-3'd, 1-3'd at best.
>>2096718that would be extremely basedimagine they spent fuck knows how many million on kyousuke transfer + wages and lose to the same team that beat them in Austin, who spent 0 dollars total and just changed igl role within the current roster. kwaboty
>>2096665I dont think donk could even beat up a womanHis arm would probably snap
Kino match up in the first round
>>2096720Nikos perpetual kwaboty of all time. Sounds good to me.
>>2096718Delusional
>>2096718funniest thing is that (if that happens) zonic (biggest fraud in cs) wont be able to shit on his players like he did to boros. fat fuck is afraid of niko's balkanigger behavior. just look at this, look how insecure he is when niko looks straight at his eyes. https://files.catbox.moe/ar4lcu.mp4
>>2096727apex has routinely had higher fragging stats than karrigan, even in 2022 when Faze was at its peak and Vitality had one of their worst seasons ever and switched to English they were around the same rating
>>2096744>apex has routinely had higher fragging stats than karrigannote: i mean since becoming an IGL of course, not when he was just an entry
>>2096743>Call somethingwhy is the fat fuck there?
>>2096751long term planning and strategy
Anybody else hate watching Furia? I fucking hate those monkeys so much
>>2096756couldn't hate watch fallen if i tried
>>2096756I dont like Brazilians, but do appreciate the nationalism. They are what they are, and they are pure Brazilian. Gotta respect it. Its like cheering for african countries in the world cup. Its a fun novelty.
>>2096756nah this Furia roster has been producing pure kino
>>2096756nah they're likableEspecially YekinGOD
>>2096317>>2096275>>2096300This general is run by /random/Chads.
>>2096756You're literally me. Pooria is the one team I'm 100% hatewatching at this major.TMD
>>2096785Note: TMD but also I like Pain (not Snow) so I wouldn't mind Pain winning instead of Pooria.
>>2096718they're gonna choke the grand finals against some team that'll fluke their way there like Navi.
>>2096790>NaviNoko losing the Major as an overwhelming favorite to an Albanian who started playing in tier 1 just a couple of months ago would truly be something for the ages. Serbs will an hero en masse
>>2096756Daniel "molodoy" Gonçalves is a Brazilian professional Counter-Strike player who was born and raised in a small town in Goiás. Known as the greatest ever Brazilian player he also enjoys churrasco, cachaça, dancing samba, futebol matches and visiting the rainforest with his wife.
>>2096756I've hated the old Furia, but this Furia? Fuck no, they're playing good and exciting CS, plus they've beaten elite teams and won trophies
>>2096756Based.
>>2096065Pure kino.
just realized device is 30... it's so over
https://www.hltv.org/news/43357/sources-gla1ve-set-to-join-100-thieves-as-coach
Who knows anymore
>>2096950reasoning
since there are no gaems today, here's some ancient vid I've found while cleaning up my bookmarkshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3vkL1nxQDI
>>2096949interestingdidn't expect for him to start his new career with something so high profile and aspiring
>>2096949dubski now get even more scandinavians
I've seen the script
>>2096950Did 2 weeks of BO1s teach you literally nothing? Bitch.
>>20969492026 BC.GAME vs. 100T will be so lit
>>2096977>now get even more scandinavianswhy, they are mid in modern CS
>>2096996sybau
>>2096963>aspiringI wouldn't call a washed rifler larping as an igl and a washed igl larping as a coach aspiring.
>>2096994lmao fuck you retard, did BO1 teach you nothing?
>>2097006Compared to glaive grinding it out as an assistant coach for the last year and a half at mouz, yeah it's aspiring.
>>2097008Yes, that it is completely random. Refer to >>2096317 for a guaranteed 10/10 this stage.
>>2096317IMPERIAL.>>2097047Did you get dropped on your head as a kid? Gtfo idiot
>>2097050Imperial is 2 BO1s and 1 BO3 away from the playoffs. Think about that.
>>2096987>script>favorites win lolhow original>falcons lose lolvery daring
>>2097053You must remember that the script was written by indians so it isn't very good.
>>2097056*Indians. Respect your superiors.
>>2097045*xyp9x not glaive lolz
>>2097045>>2097060nta but xyp learning from an established coach who brought a lot of talent into cs is not a bad thing
>>2097074Also please see TaZ for what happens when you just put a legendary player with basically no coaching experience in charge of a tier 1 team.
>>2097006>le hecking larperino xddkys
>>2097090yeah, or RobbaN, we all still remember how hard failed in Faze
>>2097074Never said it was a bad thing. In fact one can appreciate his humbleness and enthusiasm to learn.
i have a silver coin without getting more than 4 correct picks on either phaseif i get the gold coin i'll feel dirty and ashamed i'm not displaying this major coin ever
>>2097052youre mentally challenged mate. you think BO1 imperial vs RARE ATOM. is the same BO1 vs top 10 team??? you fucking spastic
>>2096949Makes no sense, they need proper Coach+IGL combo that write pages of strategy papers and autistic analyst too. Otherwise they will forever be tier2/3.
>>2097164>Otherwise they will forever be tier2/3.It's an NA org bro. That will be the case no matter what.
Who did falcons get elimed by in Austin? Was it mibr?
This DA BLUEPRINT
>>2097192Y-yeah...
>>2097162Yes. Top 10 is a meaningless cutoff. No team is immune to a BO1 upset, especially not a top 5 big org against a team that has worked its way up from stage 1 and is in red hot form.
>>2097194Well, good thing (for falcons) they're out then.
>>2097197Red hot form, yes because playing vs 6-8 different teams, prepping vs them and playing the best u can over 2 weeks is so good for you mentally and physically.
>>2097193knowing the ginger fuck, this title is a massive bait to farm clicks, guess what I aint watching it nigga
>>2097203It literally is, they're warmed up and are at the top of their game vs teams like Mouz who are just getting into the Major headspace.
>>2096317Putting my money where my mouth is.
>>2097193TONIGHT ON HOT TAKE POINT MADETHORIN SUGGESTS MANIAC BE FORGIVEN AND SHOULD BE ALLOWED BACK AT EVENTSKASSAD GOES ON A THIRTY MINUTE TANGENT COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO CS ON WHY ALBANIA SHOULD BE NUKEDAND MAUI HAS ANOTHER BORING TAKE ABOUT 3DMAX
>>2097267>THORIN SUGGESTS MANIAC BE FORGIVEN AND SHOULD BE ALLOWED BACK AT EVENTS>KASSAD GOES ON A THIRTY MINUTE TANGENT COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO CS ON WHY ALBANIA SHOULD BE NUKEDULTRA BASED (unironically)>AND MAUI HAS ANOTHER BORING TAKE ABOUT 3DMAXGIGA CRINGE
>>2097205>this title is a massive bait to farm clicksIt's real and the point was made by Kassad___
>>2097295kek no wayso he and noko made up, i guess it's back to 100% glazing now
>>2097205>this title is a massive bait to farm clicksits as if the title of the video is supposed to entice you to click on the video
>>2097295shit, I guess niko finally agreed to be on his gambling podcast
>>2097267>after two weeks of watching their matches and demos, I've finally confident to say that Navi is a top 20 team in the world>actually, I'll say they're even top 15 in the world, maybe that's too much of a hot take, but I think that's probably correct
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>>2097338Yeah nah.
>>2097340post yours
>>2097193Ain't no fucking way Mauisnake went out there and didn't only defend the Banks humiliation ritual but advocated for it as a good thing. This dude is straight up evil or he is being held hostage by James Banks himself.
>>2096987I'm 80% sure vitality lose the first match just because it's the first match>>2097098pretty sure robban was just a hypeman and karrigan was in charge. they could have done better but I wouldn't call it a failure
>>2097237retard alert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06w6ldFO8mcdonk is such a /fa/shion
>>2097399we don't care about this soulless shit
>>2097426boo hoo nigga
nothing donk related has happened for like a monthwhy are they spamming that shit now
>>2095694this statistic doesn't even do justice in showing how badly he's playing rni don't think he's coming back to tier 1 level anymore, he's been shit for way too long
>>2097451>2024>katowice and major>2025>cologne and ?
top 5 best coaches in stage 3>blad3 (goat coach)>sycrone (smartest danedog)>siddle (smartest brown)>saw (smartest finn)>maaraa (smarted mongol)top3 worst coaches in stage3>zonic (goat fraud)>xtqzz (cheerleader)>hally ("we need more time" goat)
>>2097453>broky keeps underperforming>gets benched>Twistzz and Polish nepotism squad brings in ultimate as his replacement
Where the fuck did this zonic fraud meme come from? Sure he's not as good as his glory days, but that can be said about any of the fat uncs you spastics cheer on.
Finally, enough with these fucking bum ass players. Now we get GOATsuke. Donk. Niko. Monesy. GODwoo. The fucking pillars of CS.I’m feeling like it’s finally time for a Niko major win.
>>2097523zonic shouldn't you be helping the team prep?
>>2097501When is the true GOAT coming back?
>>2097453>this statistic doesn't even do justice in showing how badly he's playing rnIt does if you keep in mind this is against tier 2 and 3 bums
>>2097523>Now we get GOATsuke. Donk. Niko. Monesy. GODwoo. The fucking pillars of CS.>I’m feeling like it’s finally time for a Niko major win.Literally no one says this, no one. Not a singular person. Such a thought doesn't even exist. This kind of post comes from a parallel universe where things are the opposite from this universe.
>>2097555if falcons completely fuck up he'll replace zonic.
If we go by the whole recency bias thing then it's really between furia, vitality, falcons and maybe mouz but it's a major so...
>>2097604...FaZe are winning this shit!!!
DRAMA: makazze is getting bullied by iM, he's lost a lot of izzat!!
>>2097604>maybe mouzSpirit and G2 have way better chances to make an unexpected run than the goat chokers
>>2097627i can feel navi aura and vibes coming back.....this time without jloser's toxic fake positivity
>>2097630>g2 spirit mouzEh. I feel like none of them have solid chances. Def not the first two.
>>2097636Spirit have as good of a chance as Falcons to win it. Considering the only reason Falcons were close to getting any trophies these past 2 months was a single player hardcarrying.
>>2097645Spirit have two (on a good day).
>>2097681But one of them is totally reliant on the other showing up
>>2097636G2 has a chance of malbs isn't retarded an PayPal isn't actively matchfixingSpirit has donkMOUZ has nothing
Need to see Vitality vs Furia finals to compare the strongest team of the first half of the year and the best team of the last half.
>>2097399you say "effay" newfag
>>2097716this nigga match result knows ball
>>2097627Bullying gypsys is every Romanian's favorite activity
>>2097707>MOUZ has nothingThey're consistently top-3-4Spirit on the other hand have had troubles reaching finals/semis lately.
>>2097750>They're consistently top-3-4But never get it done. Even if Spirit as a whole are struggling donk is such a freak he can solo carry the entire team.
Faze vs Vitality is gonna be mega fucking kino. They always deliver fireworks whenever they face each other.
>>2097757>solo carryIf the opposition decides to shit the bed - yeah, but it's becoming harder with each event. Last one was Cologne, navi should've won that mirage and even donk hardcarrying spirit ALMOST didn't work.
>>2097767I'm not saying it happens all the time but he has done it before. MOUZ meanwhile shits the bed every time.
>>2097716the strategy of putting the stage favorites in 3:1/3:2 instead of 3:0 screwed some of them, but most are just clueless
>>2097748also known as "depression" and "suicidal ideation"
>>2097750>>2097767counterpoint:
>>2097793also that's 4 years vs 2 years
>>2097793brutal mogging
>>2097767>navi should've wonlol
>techgirl is preparing her segments watching games rn and i'm not there massaging her feetkill me bros
>>2097872where are you
>>2097927under your mom's deskbeggars can't be choosers
>>2097927waiting to see you on the desk queen
holy goat
>>2097927Ayo hook me up with dona's numberI just now nexa ain't the guy for her and I'd treat her right
>>2098244I wish he had a good team. Sucks he's stuck with the best Russia has to offer.
>>2098244that nigga's winnin another major>>2098311he doesn't, not a single one of donk's current teammates is the best russian in their roles
>>2098324Actually true. He needs to go international asap, imagine your "help" being playoff ghost and 0 lans won before donk, "sh1ro". Falcons donk would hit hard, idgaf about roles and all that faggy shit. It would work.
many are saying vitality donk is happening
>>2098330donk has too much sovl for that kind of betrayal, m0nesy and kyousuke need to come to him. kyousuke should've never left, m0nesy almost went to post-sh1ro c9
>>2098341>donk has too much sovl for that kind of betrayal
>>2098341I'm afraid you're probably right, he seems like the type of person that wouldn't betray his team and his friends even if it would benefit his career. He has too much empathy. Fuck that kyousuke faggot for ditching donk for money just to choke in every final with choko.
>>2098345bros.....
>>2098324molodoy will snuff him
>>2098345sergrima wormtonguaev did that shit
>>2098244>Stomping faceit shittersVitality/Furia/Navi/Faze will btfo this balding manlet
>>2098422navi have not beaten spirit since 2024they are 1 for 11 in bo3/bo5s
100T donk
>>2098539in your dreams, americuck
G2 PR
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2749950/Esports_Manager_2026/lol
>>2098549Wrong. I'm just a fan of rain.
Mouz or navi are winning it.
>>2098564>NRP>in big 2025are we serious right now?
kek this part made me laugh, donk just randomly revealing zont1x really is a robot and it wasn't said jokingly, I thought it was only in front of cameras he acted that way
>>2098622>an esports "athlete" is severely autisticWow
>>2098625hes not autistic hes just stone coldan ice cold stone cold nigga
>>2098636There's only one real stone cold nigga out there
why does no one not even pros talk about the flashbangs can half blind you through solid walls bug
>>2098722thats not real stop making shit up
>>2098751fuck you valvedronedefend this shit
I hope w0nderful destroys that molodog today
>>2098777I don't like navi much but I hope so too, tired of his and furia's obnoxious fans, and seeing him stand up and raise his hands after every won round
n0vi boutta get the flyquest treament in stage 3
>>2098790Facts, I don't even care who wins I just want to see Furia lose.
lmao dis nigga be samefaggingbro think furia is hated here
>>2098777>>2098790>>2098853My people :)
>>2098874We're the silent majority. You're the loud, obnoxious minority.TOTAL FURIA RAPE
>they're on the 'gog
I'm also a Furia hater. Fallen is cocky as fuck when he wins. Favela dog was absent for the last 6 years. Can't wait until he retires.
>dog as an insultbrown
>not knowing white people say things like "I'm going to put you down like a dog"brown
shroud is a pedophile
>>2098941Proof?
>>2098979he just is
>>2098979fuck off shroud fanboy
my moussies play today :)
>>2099007wtf? Can a man not ask for some proof. Shroud helped CS become the game it is today. We should respect him a little more around here.
>>2099060as a 35 year old man i only watch f0rest and markeloff
>>2099050Jame's first victim, afraid so
>>2098941agreed
We need a fresh thread for todays kino. Get to work thread wagies.
Holy fucking cinema these matches
wait i just realized, since starladder is doing the loser interview thing, we could get a falcons humiliation/niko crying scene. holy kino
>>2099128Niko is locked in. He's finally winning this time.
>>2099131>Niko is locked in>worst player in the grand final vs Furia and skipped bootcamp
>>2098941what about xertion ?dat guy aint right
>>2099145he's just hormonally fucked and weird looking, he's a bunda enjoyer
>>2098422>v0tality>f0ria>N0vi>f0zedonk clears them
>>2098907>>2098917Based!
astralis regali
>>2099171What's with this cringe ass shit of adding 0s to teams names? Go back to hltv or plebbit faggot.
>>2099192>fagg0t
>>2099192cr0nge
>>2099244b0sed!
>>2099192newf0g
https://transcripts.openjusticeuk.org/category/sentencing-remarks/why mezii so quiet?
>>2099332wtf is this shit
G2 NIGGAS WW@????
my nigga saw? winning this major
monesy will carry niko once again
>>2099375Damn straightAnd the better kovac will finally have his major
i didn't look at my skins in years and theres a few that have skyrocketed.What is the best site now where I can sell for money or crypto? Or did they nuke them all?
>>2099385csfloat
copeful predictions for today>jame and his merry band of misfits>mongolz not shitting the bed against fucking imperial>liquid beating spirit before going 1-3>G2>faze somehow keep powering up>B8
ez for jameivision / passion / liquidpickemcels get the rope
Fresh thread right fucking now!
>>2099419?
>>2099419wait until image limit, respectfully kys
If faggy and yawnders end up casting my G2 kino I'm going to fucking lose it
>>2099403my crazy predictions that might turn out:>Faze go 2-0 and then 2-3>Vitality go 0-2 and then 3-2>3d max make it through >Navi doesn't
just realized that 2025 donk stats are way higher than peak s1mple's 2021 stats and donk is not in his peak yet
>>2099434d0nk literally hit his peak year ago and is not going downwards
I feel the first game will reveal a lot. Jame will either flop or animemax his way to victory, this first match basically will tell if para will classify. MOUZ also will be tested, everybody have them out of their radar for Major champs because of like one bad result on their last tournament, personally I think jewmaxing will peek its ugly head, or they can crash and burn confirming everyone's opinion.
>>2099434donk's already falling off his peak.it's all downhill from here.
>>2099438Yep, he´s washed.
>>2098774Is that behind white box? Lol I guess geometry on those boxes leaves a gap that counts as LoS for flashbangs.
>>2099434They played different games tho
>gf nagging me about how badly she wants a baby finally going out to the club with her friends so I have more time to myself to watch niko win the major let's gooo
>all left side winners
>>2099455>yep, no upsets ever happen on bo1 major games, no sir-e
who the fuck is Ted?
>>2099455>warmed up teams vs cold>used to the tournament setup vs first time>bo1I expected at 2 upsets
>>2099192>92KW0B
you now remember it's bo1 day and bo1's don't matter
>>2099464He´s a mate of Mauisnake.
>>2099453>going out to the club with her friendsUhmmmm
>overpass against Jameare mouz retarded?
my moussies are playing :)
>>2099464
DONA WHITE TOP
>>2099477pairivision aren't good on overpassbarely beat dogshit aurora and superdogshit gamerlegion
oh no sissies
>>2099495convert s1mple's stats to 3.0 otherwise this is meaningless
>>2099500Even then it's meaningless because CS2 is a different game than GO
damn jame taught these boys well
>mouserael
Jame will lose unless a fresh thread is created right now. Screen cap this.
Who cranked it harder before the game? Jame or jmmi?
Even the casters acknowledge warmed up vs cold teams.
Damn, mouz just got raped
paravision -aw +magixx ez top1
>>2099520AWRA is good nigga
If the russian olympic team gets banned for cheating how can we trust these esports niggas not to cheat. food for thauwt
Damn, Jame just got raped
Damn, parivision just got raped
>>2099522all teams already use drugs.
Damn, my moussies just got raped
Parivisionfu spotted
>>2099536sussy hands
Damn, PV = nRT got raped.
>>2099464DEI hire, please understand
>sp0nx
JAME TIME'D
noone is ready for jame meta
wtf is wrong with sp0nx
spunks...
>trying to outbrain jamemouz should've just played hard contact
stinx was the problem
Damn, mouz just got raped again
>>2099552He lost them at least 4 rounds this half.
That jew rat spinx is throwing the match for mouz wtf
Deep...
damn parivision raped again
>>2099563the Jew Bear roars
Damn, trannyivision just got raped
>>2099563Holy shit if they need a pep talk like that halfway into the first map.
Damn, parivision raped AGAIN!
>>2099563TaZ-like...
>j0m0
terrible aim
mouz will finally have a crowd cheering for them, courtesy Torzsi
Damn, jame just got raped again
pv raped again damn
>>2099476she has a lot of energy and loves to dance getting it out of her system, when she gets home she's exhausted and loves to cuddle it's great
LOL jame
wake up AWstraighten up and win this
Damn, pv just got raped again
pv dodged rape but lost anyways
damn mongolz just got raped
warmup fags about to be BTFO by mouz chads
imperial are maybe going to ruin pickems
>>2099609ruin? >>2096317
>>2099613for people who didn't full rng it
>>2099616i told you but you didnt listenfull rng is the meta
>>2099616If you thought a warmed-up and inspired Imperial wasn’t going to beat the ice cold dogshitgolz with controlez in a Bo1, I don’t know what to tell you
>grimspirationyup im using that
Damn, mouz just got raped AGAIN!
>>2099625some niggas will always stay in denial
Warm up buff is too strong
>kqly style
Damn, mouz just got raped AGAIN!!!
Damn, mouz just got MEGA raped AGAIN!!!
damn parivison just got giga raped!
pretty exciting games to open up stage3
>failed at stage 1 and 2>straight up forgot to do my pickems for stage 3it's so fucking over. my gold coin streak... es ist vorbei
xd jame missing easiest shot of his career
MOUZGODS EATING GOOD TODAY
>Both opening BO1s go to OTzamn nice
damn parivision raped into OT
jame pls
>>2099659pretty sure if you ace playoffs you can still get it
NS XIELO!you little freak. Give them hell
Let's go Mongolz and MOUZ, Imperial and Pari are my 0-3 picks
nt xertion
damn mouz raped in ot
>>2099677>>2099680parivision dodged rape that round by the skin of their balls
Paravision babe in da house
>>2099682she has the whore phenotype
AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW
Damn, mouz just got MEGA FUCKING raped AGAIN!!!
AWESTRUCK
AWRA
>>2099682Babe?ugly LAN chicks stay ugly.
>pick'ems raped game 1
Damn, Jame just got MEGA FUCKING RAPED
pv gaped
Damn, PV just got MEGA FUCKING RAPED AGAIN!!!
pv? more like peepee lolz!
damnI thought he'd fallen off but those shots were crisp as hell
Damn, PV just got MEGA FUCKING RAPED AGAIN!!!!!!
ISRAEL NUMBER OOOOOOONEEEEEE
with jews, you win. #MOUZeltov
genuinely can't believe that people cheer for Mouz. so fucking boring.
>>2099728>#mouzeltovkek based
Why are jews so powerful?
VAMOUZ!! Let’s fucking go
>>2099730>t. raped
aww....
MOUZCHADS WE BEAT THE 4 ROOKIES IN DOUBLE OT LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LMAO PV GIGA RAPED
Never doubted desu
>>2099737enjoy the snoozfest
moussies :)
Fuuuck it almost happened
Nice try ruskis Now it’s time for spirit to lose
>>2099739>>2099740>>2099741>>2099744Seeing so many Mouz fans after almost a year of being their only fan in this general brings a tear to me eye :')
>community figures
Damn, Mongolz just got raped
Parivision? More like Peepeepoopoovision!
>>2099753niggas just don't learn
VAMO CARALHO fuck this reddit team, I hope they continue to go 0-3
>>2099759>fuck this reddit team, I hope they continue to go 0-3they just beat pari though
>>2099759>reddit teamWhat does that even mean nigga?
fuck man parivision should win that in either the 23rd round or the one where they had all the info about them coming a in a 5v4
>>2099763Coulda, shoulda, wouldaI for one can't wait for that freak show to go 0-3 and fuck off
I love PUSA but G2 is on the rise, sorry not sorry!
>>2099453that's a man
ARE WE READY FOR A HUNTAH- CALLING MASTERCLASS /CS2G/???
0-3 AVOIDED, huechads we march on
>>2099753did they make this before the matchups have been revelated?
When are the good teams playing
>>2099777No. Most of them are just frauds.
>there's gonna be 4 games at the same timeWhats going on unless HLTV is fucked
>>2099778G2 coming up on the b stream
I hate BO1
>>2099786Black ops was goated though
Nice, for once the god damn jannies are cleaning up the place. Keep it up cunts.
>>2099788Such a kino game
Will donk get raped? He says he's coming in with a new mental, but chopper is too shit.
mouz' comms are so excited you love to see it
>>2099778GODquid v Spirit coming up on the a stream
spirit kino on train incoming
>>2099780so taz knew that Imperial and Mongolz play against each other and still put them both in 0-3...
not train againthat shit is boring
>>2099788>>2099790Advanced Warfare mogs
>>2099805That's called hedging your bets
>>2099790>>2099788treyarch's games sucked compared to infinity ward
nu bred nguyen?
>>2099809BO2 is where CoD peaked. Everything after its shit.
>heavygod lurks in the shadows
>>2099811total treyarch fangirl death>>2099809infinite warfare was peak
If an ugly goblin like donk can get a gf, why can't you anon?
I'm shitting and pissing my pants in excitement.
>>2099815donk is cutehis gf forces him to do gay things in bed I reckon
>>2099815I'm not a millionaire at age 18
>donk ace round 1liquid sisters..........
>>2099815>bro this rich famous guy has a gf bro why cant you do the same bro
>>2099815some golddigging russian whore is fucking a millionaire esports player? I am shocked
ACE ACE ACE ACE ACE ACE ACE
Liquid is destined to lose. They are shit and their only semi decent player elige is a mental midget.
>>2099814>>2099811i never played past the GOAT cod6
>>2099811>BO2 is where CoD peaked. Everything after its shit.
Incredible how soi donk is, those high fives looked so gay
>>2099815I don't fw gold digging hoes.
Actually CoD went downhill after Modern Warfare 2 (2009)
>>2099809Fuck no. As a kid/teen growing up I thought so too, but in hindsight, Treyarch absolutely mogged the living fuck out of Infinity Ward. MW games were unbalanced messes that couldn't decide on an identity. WaW was a Cod4 reskin, but Black Ops 1-3 are extremely fun arcade shooters with a strong identity, and the stories in 1 and 2 are kino.
Liquid is gonna DESTROY these wimps
PLEASE PLAY LIQUID COMMS
donk is such a rapist man
>>2099833such is the price of greatness
There are 2 types of people in this world:1. Those who watch G2 vs PUA2. Those who watch Liquid vs TS
Yeah I'm starting to think we're straight up winning this major G2bros
Faggot UA and Lulquid are getting raped
>>2099845>those too poor for multiple monitors>multi-screen chads
>>2099839Sledgehammer mogs both.
>>2099846not with paypal missing like that
why didn't g2 buy simple?
why donk diff so big
>2099855kys
>RAPE!!!!!!!!!
>5 rounds into a spirit game>tech pauseclassic
>>2099857n-not bad......
>>2099859what is he looking at?
>>2099855Peca knew he is washed. SunPaypal is just a temporary piece to get sAw.
The tech pause after a round loss strat is getting so fucking blatant
>>2099863>>2099857
>>2099863he spotted brollan
>>2099869kek
PUSA really shouldn't have made it this far
why did elige leave faze
>>2099845Elige is playing, I watch, simple as
no one gonna mention pua getting absolutely raped by g2?
HEAVYGOAT IS GOING NUCLEAR
>>2099872He got kicked for being a mental midget faggot
>>2099875no cuz complexity fucking sucks lmao
The sign of a tactically sound team is NOT losing to a lower tier team at the major.
So obvious that PUA would get brutally dicked down kek.
Clinical. Just clinical.
grim
Guys the b stream is live streaming a rape
>>2099875it should've been astralis...
>>2099886(the player and the situation)
CAHM ON LIQUID
>>2099887the last time i saw rape on live tv was germany vs brazil
>>2099887WTF HOW IS THAT ALLOWED??
Lmao, how did Pission UA made it to stage 3? These niggas suck
>>2099898rigged for betting purposes
>>2099898nicx lifegame
man everyone but donk and sh1ro still sucks
ELIGE ROLLING BACK THE YEARS
that's why they got goatlige
>>2099892I look like that
the zweight is heavybut donk is strong
>>2099910post pits for proof
Why is it always chinks rooting for the most sovless fucking teams like mouz and falcons? They're never beating the bug people allegations.
>>2099898lucky stage 2 draw, even flyquest would've made it facing those 3 shitty teams
man if zontix was in zweih's spot this team would be so much better lol
>>2099913f0ze.that is all.
>>2099913no one roots for mouz
>>2099872Kicked after he told karrigan to stop pushing smokes like a bot
>>2099918our resident jeet does
>>2099922das roiteas do many others!
lmao liquid wins this
PAYPAL
>faze vita kino>b8 falgoons kinowe feastin lads
>>2099913I'm Indian, and the chinese are always like this. Here in India we cheer and fan club for good teams because we respect ball, like Falcons, Real Madrid, Manchester City etc.
>>2099927>b8 falgoons kinono one says this
>>2099928Delete ts nigga you're embarrassing us.
>>2099913i've looked on chinese (with machine translation) forums and no one cares about mouzthey do cheer for falcons though. and spirit. and parivision. and also furia a bit i think.vitality isn't popular.
>>2099872broky mogged too hard...
Uhh Spiritbros?
Donk and sh1ro cant 2v8 Liquid.
>>2099929>watching ohnehusots ragebait
>>2099938FUCK YOU
>>2099938sybau no skins nigga
>>2099938we always watch ohne
>>2099927>b8 falgoons kino
donk just blatantly cheats
not watching the game but they comebacking
What tf is this? Is G2 matchfixing????
grim lost
>>2099948>he doubted
>>2099945you had to make a post
>>2099952I never doubted HeavyGoat. SunyPaypal however...
yup liquid diarrhea are done
Damn dis MATYS nigga got incredible self restraint to not stare at dona's tits while they're right in front of him
>>2099958he sees them all the time though
>>2099959You think sexa is the type of guy to share?
GOAT2 bros, are we taking the major?
>>2099966yessir
>>2099966Paypal is our win condition.
easy for goat
>16-14 16-14>13-8 13-8THE NUMBERS MASON
Lol, hally and chopper haven't fixed SHIT.
>>2099962i don't think he has a choice
>>2099971>naf is still le good guyz!!
>>2099958As if they don’t have her on the a stream
stykos faggy ass ESL lisp is so bad omg kill him
>it's always good to destroy team like thiswhy is this little zigger like that
Why does hltv ask me to allow cookies every time I refresh the website or move around the website. It's really annoying.
>>2099980calm down Johnatan Jewblonowski
Its time... Faze bros... Faze up...
>>2099981use brave
>>2099985>cypherlol
>>2099985lmao
>>2099984It wasn't like this yesterday. Cleaning cookies isn't helping either. Fuck :(
>brave cuck immediately shills
>>2099981not me>>2099984yeah probably because i use brave
>>2099981ad nauseam or ublock origin take your pick
>>2099985Fixed it for you
>>2099990>>2099991Just fixed itself after I cleaned it one more time. It logged me out this time (it is what supposed to happen when you clear cookies) which it didn't last time.
>>2099985why does he think we want to see his ass?
STOP ASKING ME FOR COOKIES
Fresh thread for Vitality/Faze kino right fucking now!
>>2099971I've seen enough. Spirit top-8 (probably) and then losing in quarters. It's another "hope we've got enough firepower this event" situation.
>>2099929watching ohne screaming and adding 0 to the game. wow must be nice
kyousuke holy avra
when is BIG playing
brollan looking like tranny stuck in transition
>>2099999We're watching Pain vs 3DMAX.
>>2100001problem?
>>2099999checked, faze wins the major
this major doesn't feel like a major
>streamer obsessed zoomtardcant u go back to fortnite or something
>>2100000quints of truth>>2100009Shut the fuck up doomer, drink water and go outside for a stroll before tuning back into the game
>>2100009too many teams, this is the start of the real major
>>2100009because?
>>2100010Who are you talking to?
>>2100010shut up broke ass old ass unc fag
>battle of the downies
That 16-14 against mouz may've broken Jame.Weren't they leading that 10-12 or something.
As a certified monkey hater, I'm rooting for Biguzera & co.#BringThePain
why are there buschtrommelneger on my stream
>>2100015the austin one was just better
remember when s1mple played in tournaments those were the days
>NukeIts over for faze
what the hell is this?
list of goat majors:bostonriopw shanghai major
jcobb finna dump on troonwho
>>2100025>rooting for the worst br teamhope pain meets and rapes them
>>2100025Fans
I’m hyped bros. This match is gonna be kino.
this is gonna be so easy for vitality
>>2100022I'll grant you that, the FaZe lineup in Austin was pure kino, too bad s1mple doesn't put in the work anymore to be the GOAT, and garriGAWD couldn't build a team around him (or maybe he tried and that was the problem).
>>2100026you forgot this one
>>2100025does betboom sponsor pain too?
>yfw n1ko wins this major
t0tal f0ze r0pe
>>2100019they had worse losses and still made it here, but yes and they should have closed it against that pathetic buy mouz had
>>2100025Br*zilians
>>2100036i can see them being amazing entire tournament then choking finals
>>2100033>King Br1ky betrayed>Kinofuck off
Let's go FaZe Clan!*clap clap*
VITALLICA LET'S GET THIS ERA CONTINUING
>>2100033that probably has a lot to do with his team not managing to buy a core, it's hopeless with this iteration anyway so might as well play dota with his bro
FAZE KINO INBOUND
Do you think faze would be here if they still had rain on their team?
broky holy carry
>>2100047ofc not, jgoddd mogs that fraud
>>2100043what era
>>2100001>STOP ENJOYING THINGS I DON'T LIKE
>>2100050THE ONE THAT'S CONTINUING AFTER THEY WIN THIS MAJOR BROTHER
>>2100044NaVi is doing OK, they're in phase 3, s1mple isnt gonna get any better by sleeping on the new metas and growing rustEgo can't handle having to grind to get to the top again
JAJAJAJA botwho looking washed af
>NIP lost to this shit
>>2100052>CONTINUING
>>2100051youre a major faggot, getting offended lmao. stay watching ohne loser
>2100049don't ever let me catch you lacking
>>2100056ONTO NEXT YEAR, AND THEN AFTER THATJUST WAIT AND SEE
brapsilian fans are just beyond cringe
>>2100047Yes. They wouldn't have that awful beginning in Stage 1 because of rain's experience. jcob seems to have finally found his balls to play properly in Stage 2 which made them go through, rain would already be there since the start.
pain are raping 3roundmax
guys...........3Dmin
B stream is showing another rape wtf?
Nobody cares about the b stream game
nobody cares about watching vitality rape f0ze
>>2100063they are MAX guys
KARRIGAN KNIFED ZYWOO!!!!
>karrigan knife zywoomy goat would never
>>2100057>anon points out i'm retarded>quick call him a faggot and say he's offended to cope
I want Faze, Optic, Envy, 100T stickers but Optic and Envy stickers too expensive. Can they just come back to CS already
Yea alright I want vita to bomb out, fuck hearing these french faggots
>>2100074>>2100076>loses round anywayskwab!
it's over
...........
>>2100078Optic is back on cod/gaylo purgatory for the time being im afarid
zywoo rage toggling
nahhh, already microtoggling in stage2 is crazy
ZYGOD DEEP WALLBANG PENETRATION RAPE
>f0ze fags thought they even had a chance
I didn't even know you could wallbang there.
>>2100091WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
>>2100091
>>2100091Damn, 0 tranny got raped
>>2100097>>2100098>>2100099don't get too uppity already f0zefags
faze bros we're still gonna lose
They're doing well considering Nuke is CT sided.
>>2100100You are the one getting uppity though.
Jcob got struck by smooth Jewish criminal (trickery)
reminder this is a twistzz and frozen accomplishment. karrishit, brok0 and yakub are just deadweights
>jcoob got shredded through the roof on main>karrigan one tapped apEX outsideKino..
loool vita rage toggling but still losing
Vitality not hiding the wallhacks for the faze Match I see
>>2100107fattigan is the only ankleweight
nuke is ct-sided too
reminder a rando brazil stack beat vitality on a bo1 last major. you are nothing special retards
>>2100103>>2100113Yea, but it's FaZe.
>>2099441No its fucking everywhere
>>2100114put some respect in leg0cy's name
what is it with all these angry ragebaiters?rapeposting didn't trigger anyone, so now they're just angry?
It's funny to think legacy's insane rise is all thanks to bestiality's visa issues.
>>2100114dumau monkey scream confused the jewish neurotic minds
thank you frozennice a take, boys
Zysisters...
>>2100114b-but muh ziwu!!!
>>2100120It's been like this for a while, at least a year. Very tiresome.
>>2100116yeah, vitality should be doing more
Wtf faze legit? The past threads convinced me they were finished so I put them 0-3....
OH NO NO NOHAHAHAHA
broky is bottom again...
>>2100131think for yourself
>>2100134he's not bottomhe's the foundation
Is this a Vita and Falcons 0-3 angle?
Vitality tend to lose their opening games in these swiss stages.
lucky (the player and the situation) to be alive
>>2100134He's really important on CT, for now he can just coast. If he gets the AWP on CT side and keeps missing, then it's over.
so red canids and fluxo are better than vitality
I have faith in vitality's reverse rape.
NOT SO FAST FAZEKEKS
GOATPEXMY GOAT DOWNIE
most jewish ninja defuse i've ever seen
f0ze broken by the ninja. it's over.
damn...ballsy from apex
OH NONONONONFAZEKEKS???
ALWAYS USE THE FUCKING KNIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
this french dogFaZe PLS
crazy how f0ze is winning 2v5
nice play apexVitality probably wins this on T but Faze actually played well this half
>>2100147f0zer buck broken>>2100151kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyjd9v-iuT4
>>2100147>>2100148That's not a ninja defuse.....
mah boy jcobbbbb!!
JCOBBB GOAT
>>2100156yea they probably needed the 8th to win the map
Damn, jcobb just raped vitality
polish donk is online
JOE COBBBBBB
>>2100164Ultimate is offline though.
powerful...
damn pain might choke ts....
>spunj casting from the toilet
>>2100169trust the comeback into getting swept in OT meme
I think broky is getting benched after this tournament unless he pops the fuck off later in playoffs.
broky only has 2 kills if you exclude full buy vs eco rounds
>>2100171lel
Classic crowd helping faze
>mauishitnice 0-3 picks
Why does ZywOo gotta be like that? Just walk up bro, let my nigga Twistzz get his moment.
>>2100166>Joe Cobb of my Fazenarii
man like mezii
>>2100178Never trust a man who doubts biguzera
JGOAT CARRYING FAZE
ROPZ STILL A FAZE NIGGA
stand up and be counted, show the world that you're a manstand up and be counted, go with the kino klan
>>2100178I don't get it. Do you place your pickems before the matchups even announced or what? How the fuck are you supposed to know that they won't play against each other.
>>2100178trust the monkey sweep....>>2096317
>crowd doing siren noises karrigan n1 in cultural impact
>>2100177wonder if they threatened the crowd not to give info
Ropz is still a f0ze agent. Fuck that backstabber bitch.
>>2100187It's called hedging your bets retard kun
>>2100187It's okay because she has a big gock!
Who is main character of this matchup? Is it Twistzz?
frozen masterlass
FAZEGODS WW@
>>2100195The young polish goat
>>2100195jacob
>>2100195Broky
dogzen lucky lifegame
>falcons jersey>cheering for fazeI hate plastics
dont give me hope
the coked up faze chad
>>2100195jcobb and broky
JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT
Faze were so close to going out and jcobbb being seen as a complete bot
>>2100195It's frozen.
these f0ze niggas pmo
i've seen enoughgive Faze the trophy
never change magog
>>2100207jL not playing lil bro
what a tryhard
>>2100203it's possible to like more than one team, or cheer on rivals downfall, basically everyone online does the latter when falcons play
The tech pause finally came through, it's over for f0ze.
>>2100216KEK WHAT A FAT BITCH
>>2100195Naruto = frozenSasuke = TwistzzSakura = JacobKakashi = THE GOAT IGL
>>2100214>woke troon cant handle a bit of banter
>falcons choked against this in melbourne
>>2100193retards "hedging their bets" when they make retarded bets. okok FAZE AND VIT BOTH IN 3-0. The mongolz arent the only mongs around here apparently
>>2100215jL is the past lil guppy
not so fast f0ze
>>2100223you say this as if faze aren't going to choke a 12-6 lead too now
>>2100221how is sasuke not ropz you dumbass
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>
FAZE GODS
>>2100231KEK
xdtotal pickems death
>>2100222i think its funny
nooooo my 0-3 pick.....
>>2100227jinx successful, I was on your side all along fazefags
no joke jcobb has great aim
>>2100229Nigga this is after Shippuden ended, Twistzz went away and came back.
fazing really hard rn
>>2100226>>2100154>>2100148>>2100150>>2100145Lmao kys trannyFAZE THE FUCK UP
w0ndergoat playing now
HAHAHAOH NO NO NOJCOBB THE YOUNG GOATSISSYPOO WHO??LMAAAOOOO FAZE GANGDEM WW@GANG GANG
Just give jcobbb rookie of the year already
KWABtality
>>2100248lil bro jbob aint better than kyousuke
please someone rape f0ze these fucks are pissing me off
i hate banks so much it's unreal
>0-1I just want to remind you that we've been here before.
>>2100245bo1s don't count retard
lets not worry f0ze hatewatchers. falchads will rape them
>>2100251cry more nigger
Are we watching the FalleN kino or the Falcoons humiliation?
>joe cobbs CT sideholy shmoly ringo watch out !!!
>he doubted faze we get 2nd place in this major for sure FAZE UP
KURWA MAC
FaZe 2-3
Slovakia was once used to be called heir's realm during crown of Hungary
can we swap ropz for frozen? ropz is washed but faze probably wants him for some sentimental reason.
>>2100259whatever is on the A stream
>doubters btfo so hard they just straight up turned into haters
>>2100271I just hate fattigan no one else.
>>2100259falgoons. Niko meltie is always kino
>>2100231>1.11 is not showing upReal testament to how insane the guy is
SQQN
>>2100260honestly i dont think i ever saw somebody get higher rating
I'm temporarily pausing my failcl0wns hate for this stage because my randomly generated picks put them in the 3-0 spot.
>>2100259I ain't listening to scrawnders, so it's Furia for me
#FalconsAreHere
>>2100277there's plenty of higher in second halves
>>2100278im praying for their downfall but only after they make playoffs as my 3-0 pick
1 down12 to go
why kyxan lowkey the best player in falcoons
>casters mention red hot on stream/magog/ impact
Allow all cookies
>>2100276the most hideous man on earth
>>2100290braveublock originnow
LOOOOLniko cant hit a shot to save his lifeit's so joever
BAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH AH H FAILKEKS LOAMOFMAOFMA RoFLLLLLLLLLLLL
uhoh falkeks
Major run starts here
>fair match according to volvojust create smurfs and play with your friends to smash lower ranked players and boost your friends at the same time, genius!
>>2100296keksaved
>297kys
>>2100292ALLOW ALL COOKIES
how are failclowns so bad after spending so much
>they go A 3 times in a row>still play 1 A
frozen beat vitality, but can he beat male pattern baldness?
KAYO SUCKY FUCKY
have all the goatzen doubters roped yet?
ACTIVATE THE HATEWATCH
B8 will beat them again no fucking way HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2100307slavshits are so retarded
>>2100307Nikola "CT caller" Kovač masterglass
Praying for b8, please win. Please shit talk peemp
>>2100302team game, with a large mental component
kyousuke is on, it's over for bait
falcons are here?
>>2100291niggas forget the SEXgod dosia was a player
tec9s are so balanced
FAILCONS 0-3 RUN STARTS HERE
Major MVP w0ndergoat
>>2100259do you people really not have two monitors?
ns m0nesy LOL
Furia rape n0vi
>>2100327not everyone is a troon
Damn, furia just raped navi
nerf tec9, nerf 57, buff awp
>>2100335but every troon is a man.
is niko the most raped player in cs history
>>2100340ch0ko will show up in second half
>>2100327i have sissy hypno on my 2nd monitor so can only watch one game at a time
save kyxsan
>>2100343Same. For me it's mandy marx
Just surrender the match aleksib. Unlucky draw, go next.
wondertroon filled with big brazilian cocks (ŕåpē)
>>2100335what an odd thing to say
BRAZIL IS THE BEST REGION IN THE WORLDSIT DOWN YOU DOGS
>>2100327I watch on my living room tv like this
unc schooling these kiddos
monesy so dogshit
>>2100357best at homicides per capita
Brazilian here, Brazil is not the best region in the world.Stand up you dogs.
ṛąpě
>>2100361WE KILL TERRORIST(THAT'S WHAT THE CARTEL IS) IRL JUST LIKE WE DO IN CS YES
>>2100358>whatsapp>shane gillis>facebook messanger >trade it gg Goyim are NOT people
save kyousuke
>>2100362I'M YOUR DAD SIT DOWN
Niko is mega fucking washed
Niko was raped in smoke lmao
lol noko tilter
I am very hard rn
>>2100371how much did failclowns pay for him
>>2100376~1mill iirc
>>2100376i think his g2 contract ran out, but they gave him insane salary
>oh no Falcons is 1 round downChill. Some ukrop shitter bots can’t win a match against 3 top 10 players.
n0vi IS the Raped
Imagine being so delusional you thought Navi could even grasp Furia when they sucked cock the whole year.
Furia second team in the world to not lose a map
molodoy plays like 2022 s1mple
Navi going 3-0 was a complete fucking fluke. They steam rolled shitters and are now getting steam rolled by an actual team.
cemen_bakin would have hit that shot
my goat nipple shitting down chokos throat
>>2100380>3 top 10 players.
When does simple play
>>2100380to fkn b8
KEKEKEK KAHAHA FAILKEKS 0-3
yfw Falcons 0-3
>8 out of 9 rounds FURIA won were just killing NAVI, only 1 round the bomb was defusedHoly rape.
If falcons go out 0-3 pimp should retire and thorin delete his youtube channel
CH0KO PLEASE WAKE UP YOU'RE MY 3-0 PICK
falcons how did shoving salmon up your asses and watching dogs fuck women help you prepare for the major?
i hope the camera shows niko screen. i think my goat switched to 16:9 high sens again. i can feel it. his crosshair moving weird
>>2100393>>2100392Is the match over yet? Are Niko, Ilya and Maksim done?No, stfu
YOU'LL LEARN TO CHEER FOR CS YOU DOGS SIT DOWN AND WATCH BRAZIL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS
attentionfailkeks will be facing pua in 0-1 pool
Furia babe spotted
>>2100397>thorinwasnt that guy like master guardian in csgo after thousands of hours of playtime? why would anyone listen to that shitter
Ancient is the best map in the game. B site is so fun to watch post-plant
>team i like wins>team i wish all the worst in the world losesHmmm maybe bo1s arent that bad
>13-013-0>13-013-0>13-013-0>13-013-0>13-013-0
that's why he's igl of the year
too ez
>12-0What's going on?
i wonder if he regrets leaving spirit
If Furia win major will it finally cancel 7-1?
Is Yeki legally blind? How tf can he see anything that close to the monitor?
>random slavoids are about to btfo a multimillion dollar orgI kek.
>>2100400Oh no no no the rape config hahahaha
YOU LOSERS HAVE NO PASSION NOR SKILLSIT DOWNBRAZILYOUR DADIS HOME
>>2100417it's not even full brazil team
headtrick is missing easy shots left and right
>>2100415>2 stars the falcons logothey haven't won shit that's stolen valor
the homosexual coach b1ad3 looks uncomfortable
>>2100422We are classier, we play trumpets when Vitality play
>>2100423we're coping now?
the worst thing is that niko will stay on the team because he brings a lot of good PR and fans with him he will replace kyxsan despite him already being a decent igl + much better fragger than n0ko
Why is this guy falseflagging as a brazilian?
RUINED
>>2100425
That’s why they call him w0ndergoat
IS COMEPACK BOSSIBLE?
>>2100425they won their own tournaments in some other irrelevant e-sport lmao
Wonderf00l back to his old tricks
>>2100433why are cs playing slavs so feminine?
>>2100436they won the international
>tesACK
OH NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHHA FAILCLWONS
EZ WIN
b8 kino
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hahahahahhHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OH NO NO NO NO NO
the minigoat bot missing the easiest collat awp shot
What is he thinking right now?
esenthial just shat on them holy
WHATWENT WRONG?
>>2100451>I hope they get another star player soon so I can get away from these psychos
kwab
WHAT THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK
failclown sisters?
>>2100439>dotai have never met a single person irl or online that has played this game
HAHAHAHAHHAAH
>mauishitternice 3-0 and 0-3 picks you fuckwitget the fuck out of the sceneloser
>>2100454The brazilian coldzera was onlineThe second coming of s1mple was also online
OH NONONOONONOON
FALCOONS IN SHAMBLES HAHAHAHAAHA
>>2096718Absolute kino
alex666 can't believe how much of a choker Niko is
next games!
FaZe vs FURIA grand finals, i will be there
LMAO AGAIN???? FALKEKS IN ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES
niko is beating the shit of monesy in the break room
KEEEEEEEEENO
also lost some bets today (thought there'd be more upsets)but this one kept the money more than even
GRIM WILL RAPE N0K0
>>2100469NiKo is facing his nemesis... 0-2 possible?
>>2100454brazilian jdm bing chilling goat
GGthey just need one more star
>>2100469>Spirit vs FaZeWhy do they do this to me. Leave my senile niggas alone dude, get that goblin out of the way from my niggas.
>>2100474>609 krhow much is that in eurobucks?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BRAZIL EZ GAME UKRAINE GET FUCKED IN REAL LIFE AND IN GAME LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Told you niggas to keep an eye on ksceRATo
>>2100481a little under a hundred
>vitality lost>liquid lost>navi raped>failclowns humiliatedgood guys won every game
>yfw G2 might go 3-0 and Falcons 0-3
>>2100478
>>2100405i think he was even lower, he got boosted to that rank
Post new matchups. Hltv slow as hell
>>2100484nice
love to see it
Dona is mid 2bqh
>>2100482Ukraine just wonned against n0k0 and real life, THOUGH
>>2100474what is this site
>>2100492Why is everyone ITT so mean to him?
>>2100486Real niggas always new the better Kovac would succeed
>>2100473>french derby in the lower bracket>faze vs spirit in the higher bracketholy
Dona’s so pretty
>>2100423THE MAJORITY OF THE TEAM IS BR COPE FAGGOT
>>2100500>>2100500>>2100500
>>2100469can imp0rial get more rounds than navi
>>2100493>>2100499shes fat
>>2100496funny
>>2100469FuriaMouzFazeJituVitalitycoLMongolzJame
>>2100499she is chopped
>>2100496he deserves it
>>2100495danish state sponsored gambling site
Cinema
>>2100496he keeps getting glazed by retard analysts and casters and he's known for choking and tilting he choked the final map in the Boston major and denied guardian a major
>>2100473>faze spiritKINOKINOKINOKINOKINOI IN NO O
>>2100496He probably made betters lose at least the GPA of his own country across his whole career with how much shit he choked.
Why do I hate James Banks so much? There's something off about him but cant exactly point to what that is exactly
>>2100358wtf it's bb-ros in here?
>>2100631lmao, yes I am /bb/pilled, overall slop consumer to be honest.
>>2100646I stopped watching when they ratfucked my boy kyle but there were some good years in thereshameful.me mogs btw
>>2100655Yeah I haven't really watched closely last 2-3 seasons (I try for 2-3 weeks and lose interest). I was full Kyle train, and then Luke the following year who also got cancelled. He's on fishtank now. I dont really go for Jokers for updates, mainly to read catlady takes and laugh, but that bookmark is old as fuck, must be going on 15 years.
>>2099985https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJnefVg8PI0&t=471sthis is the play he got tattoo'd
>>2100623Such is life eh?
why is cuckquest the OP image, homo fages
