Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station - Vox are for lewd edition>Bars kept getting burnt down>Planets are explorable filled with many varieties of life and loot>Pop is returning to /vg/station as more and more features are >ERP has been re-enabled with two consenting parties as long as it does not slip onto comms or in a public space>Should vox be plucked clean or are they better with the feathers on?>"Is being greysexual ok" topic is fiercely debatedPlease Don't Post AI Images or Songs In This General. Thanks in Advance!>What is Space Station 13?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLAHBexJxr>vgstation main sitehttps://ss13.moe>forumhttps://ss13.moe/forum>New player guidehttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Ruleshttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basicshttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Helphttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Shortcuts>useful wikihttps://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Main_Page>BYOND clienthttps://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/>vgstation server addressbyond://game.ss13.moe:7777>How do I connect to the server?Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location">public server listhttp://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13>Coderbus, here!https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13>If you want to report a bug or an issue, go herehttps://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues
>Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station - Vox are for lewd edition>>Bars kept getting burnt down>>Planets are explorable filled with many varieties of life and loot>>Pop is returning to /vg/station as more and more features are >>ERP has been re-enabled with two consenting parties as long as it does not slip onto comms or in a public space>>Should vox be plucked clean or are they better with the feathers on?>>"Is being greysexual ok" topic is fiercely debated>>Please Don't Post AI Images or Songs In This General. Thanks in Advance!>>>What is Space Station 13?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HT>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLAHBexJxr>>vgstation main site>https://ss13.moe>>forum>https://ss13.moe/forum>>New player guide>http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Rules>http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics>http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help>http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Shortcuts>>useful wiki>https://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Main_Page>>BYOND client>https://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/>>vgstation server address>byond://game.ss13.moe:7777>>How do I connect to the server?>Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location">>public server list>http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13>>>Coderbus, here!>https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13>>>If you want to report a bug or an issue, go here>https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues
I knew I should have made a thread before the troll did
READY UP FOR NATIONS. WEVE BEEN WAITING MONTHS FOR THIS
READY UPEACH PLAYER WILL REPRESENT A NATION YOU WILL ROLEPLAY AS A CITIZEN OF THAT NATION
My last Nations was amazing, I got to play as a vietnamese farmer and I ended up taking over a good chuck of the map
>>2086007when the fuck did any of those things happen
I observed and recorded that round. Will upload it with some greentexts
>>2086428What happens in the vox showers stays in the vox showers, keep it out of the video man
Anyone have a character on Naruto Final Fight? Been trying to learn this game but my ninjas ass keeps getting kickedhttps://www.byond.com/games/LightMoonProductions/FinalFight
Who won Nations? Science?
>>2086007>>ERP has been re-enabled with two consenting parties as long as it does not slip onto comms or in a public spaceReally? Is this true?
>>2086505Woah they have body targeting just like ss13 and lifeweb
>>2086585ERP was only allowed for the Nations round. If you didn't get down in the cute clowngirls muff in medbay nation's private breakroom earlier on today then you missed out on it.
>>2086585Why don't you try it and find out?
Anyone got any screencaps or stories from the nation event? I had to work and I missed it
slopsisters..
>>2086007vox faggot tranny purposely doesnt link to the previous thread>>2070301>>2070301>>2070301
>>2086769The engineers had the shard blow up on them but I came in late. Whole shuttle turned into a plasma fire and everyone was shooting each other. Would be cool if we got some perspectives from the sides
>>2086769I got torn apart by a yeti like 6 minutes in and no one ever found my head
you think you're playing a fun little autistic space game until you see really how autistic and perverted some of these faggots really are
wtf
this is barely a drop in the bucket
>>2086861damn, looks like that was a fun round
>>2086869weve got some talented artists. didn't lumbermancer do this one
>>2086850that is one sexy grey, hwoa mamma
show your drawings to your dads, uncles, and grandfathers if you're proud of them
>>2086874my dad is the one who got me into this game dude
>>2086874My dad might get a chuckle out of this if he had any context
>>2086618How does permadeath work in this game?
>>2086850We have people spamming racial slurs 24/7 yet where you take offense is some mildy suggestive pixel art?
>>2087995youre right we should have people spamming grossly fetishistic drawings of each other to combat the racism
>>2088014I would prefer that ten times over
>>2087995>>2088020coombrained pedotranny
I liked this thread more when it was about dbz than coomer shit
>>2086850this is fairly tame. are you deeply religious?
There's no way they expect me to believe the real Madara would get killed by some rando unnamed ninja
>>2088049He said it again!!
Do vox sweat extra out of their feet since it's a spot without feathers?
>>2086866>>2086861>>2086850>>2086851>>2086855Do the admins do nothing about this? I want to make a ban request but I don't know which players are responsible.
>>2088386you can't ban people who don't have an account
>>2088386>>2086850Wait until you see the books in the library database, you are going to have a heart attack
>>2088386ckeys for each of your repliesfalcon2346Not sure on thosewolfskiebomthar, falcon2346, silkizaud, sonixapache, tinysaturntinysaturnPlease make the ban request I'd love to see how "ban these people for suggestive in-game art and drawings ouside of the game" goes
Does anyone remember the phrase"Million butt minefield"?When did it stop getting used
I'm kind of new to the server and had no idea an event was going on. How are people finding out about it and joining, is there a newsletter or something?
>>2088510its up
Are tailed beast in NFF or is it admin only? The discord isn't giving me a lot of info
>>2088616Yeah saw someone using this in hidden mist while watching him fight bandits. Not sure if he had the beast too but he had the chakra cloak
Finally mastered walking on water so it doesn't drain chakra. Was afraid to drown and didn't wanna find out if that was a feature
>>2088807How about you master some slops
i jacked off to some of those lewdy spacegirls
>neverplayers having a melty in the thread over some pixel art that is 10x more tame than the literal uncensored full-res hentai in the library books>actually just jealous that there are so many talented players having fun togetherhere's some slop instead <3
ready up for fun
can we get more indian food added to kitchen recipes please
>>2089205We could use a ton of new recipes in general. So many foods get 1-2 dishes
>>2072832Yeah the discord is still talking about how players going with a Goten build devasted this wipe by specing entirely into ghost or ghost + evasion. Now it's nearly stage 2 and everyone drops the game because nobody wants to deal with god era. Hopefully there's no ghost problems after the era reset, move used to work just fine without being busted
let’s draw porn of each other
>>2089025ah so weird smut is okay because there’s even more perverted shit in the library which makes them both okay
>>2089419There’s schlomo x vox smut in the library
fun night lads
>>2089419well the fact that admins deem library hentai acceptable (and don't bwoink people for drawing semi-nude paintings) means raging about banreqs and going on a witchhunt over art made OOC is excessively autistic. does the human form offend (you)? your american is showing anon, this server is 18+ anyways
>>2089492Its meant to be a safe space for all ages
>>2088386ban request me for this, tattle tale3===D my ckey? yvvel
yvvel rights are trans pedo rights
Ok, you can start slopping now
We live for the slop
>>2089813ummmmmm how did you get this picture of me? >_<
rise and shine VGgerswake up and smell the slop
sunday sloppies
>Trump deports the thirdies>VG dies>no posts in the past 2 dayshmm
>>2090705We moved here because some ban evader spams ai images due to an unchecked mental illness
>amazing AI art is le bad
>>2090741>Please Don't Post AI Images or Songs In This General. Thanks in Advance!Sorry, rules are rules. Go post it in the designated thread>>>/v/727166749
Talked to Grey Area and she is up for a Europop round if we get enough players
Taylor hasn't logged on in over a week now. You guys bullied her away by always trashing her bars.
We are back like we never lefthttps://vocaroo.com/17cO690PJbuk
>>2090857that pic is hard af
Nobody would reveal in the last thread to me how to make plasmafires scale infinitely in heat
I like big bugs and I can not lie
Vox semen dreamin'
>>2086428erm is this ever gonna happen orrrrr
tranix
>Can we like just OOCban everyone who does nothing but spam 'tranny[name]' and the sort in OOC?>I don't think it really improves anything for anyone. Unfunny, edgy, creates a weird vibe, boring, zero value posts.>Pretty sure even 4chan janitors would wipe this kind've shit.
>>2091379He actually did it the absolute madman
sonixatranny
>>2091379he's right you know
>>2091361its in the discord
the other night someone played 30 minute frankenstein simulator with my corpse when there was biomeat.... All M*dbay niggas must die
I'm going to rape Grey Area again
this is the future of ss13
>>2091692please don't make jokes like that. there is a reason she doesn't play as much anymore
Schlomo banned for playing a head role while admin?
lovin the latest flavor of art
>>2091783neck xirself tranny swift
>>2091796where is all this rage coming from? we are just trying to hava little fun
>>2091772Thats the past of ss13The future of ss13 is this
>>2091822he's just rage-baiting. almost everyone appreciates the work taylor does running cozy bars and cooking when we have no chef
>>2091508As long as it allows "Lil Krommy", people need the power.
>>2091772Admins dont realize that micromanaging like this kills off any expectations for security to do its job and arrest rulebreaking crewmembers. I've never seen security go after anyone but antags on modern hub servers because of this, nonantags are just too scared to do anything criminal. Thanks for sharing Isaac.
rounds have been pretty good lately
>>2091934Admin tools are also way crazier now. Basically everything is logged, and sends loud ass automatic alarms.
>>2091934>ME GRORIOUS ADMIN OF SPACE STATION SERVUR>U R NASTY GRIFFON AND ARE DING DONG BANNU>U DOING CRIME AS NO-ANTAG? DING DONG BANNU>U AR SAYING SRUR? DING DONG BANNU>U AR KIRRING PPL AS ANTAG? DING DONG BANNU>U NO RIKE ARIENS? DING DONG BANNU>U NO RIKE ERP? DING DONG BANNU
>>2091934Oh the situation is far worse. What caused that was I broke into tech storage to steal glubbs, someone beat me to it so I took an RPED that was sitting in there (having one gives you plausible deniability why you are in a restricted area) and some gaynigger engineer saw me break in and flipped. He called security so instead of running I stood there, admitted I broke in to get the rped for upgrades (half truth) and the secoff didn't even want to arrest me for that, which the engie was losing his shit and the secoff brigged me for 1 minute. At this point the admin got involved and slammed the hammer meaning after the cop was ready to let me go with a warning the faggot bitched to admins. I looked him up in their discord and he was popular in the community so it was one of those sorts of things.Remember, monke is the biggest pack of faggots to grace gods green earth.
I haven't had a job since pre-COVID and my online behavior reflects that
I haven't had a job and my online behavior reflects that
transmin transkie
fuck it im drawing schlomo in a mankini
cashe cum
Why do so many general on this site have that one schizo that spams ai shit and other nonesense. The exact same situation happens on a dozen different /vg/ threads.
>>2093189cope tranny
I should have pinged Kurfurst
what game is this?
>>2093810Space Station 13 is a top down round based multiplayer simultion roleplaying game with lots of neat in-depth systems. Generally you pick a job to do on the station and try to survive your shift, opposed by antagonistic forces such as traitors, rival syndicate death squads, and space wizards. It's pretty fun.
>>2093824what server do you recommend?
>>2093879/tg/
>>2093879I would normally recommend /vg/ station but there's only 7 people on right now so it probably wouldn't be a great first experience. Might pick up later tonight but in the meantime TG is a fine introduction. A lot varies between different servers though, visuals, mechanics, nearly everything can work differently.
>>2093810Have you ever played Among Us?Its kind of like that except theres the same 10 people every time instead of random matchmaking kind of like a discord server,the minigames are more complex and everyone can kill not just the imposter but if a civilian kills another civilian he will get banned so be careful who you kill.Also you have a reddit mod breathing down your neck 24/7 trying to micromenage everyone to talk and play exactly how he wants them to.
*suckles on your vox cock*
mom made cauliflower with dinner and now im farting alot
Job ban Bob from all medical please
>>2094174which one? furnip?
>>2094183Shafton
>>2094174name one good bob staticoakland is a powergaming pissbabyturnip forces his furry transformation fetish every chance he getsshafton ???
>>2093810>>2093879Don't get into this game, it will ruin you. If you get filtered by the controls/mechanics/community then you should consider yourself lucky for you've been saved.
>>2094221i think oakland is still on her annual self requested permaban
On the first day of Christmas, Taylor Swift made a cozy bar and Nikolai Fyodorovich played some jammin' tunes. Yagoda Berry rolled the Mysterious D20 but only got a 3 (bad luck) and became a frankenfurry, before reversing it by becoming a xenobio slime girl. Then a space wizard came and cast a fireball at Taylor before being robusted by Nick Hawkins with a shotgun while Bob Shafton seethed at everyone having fun without him.The end!!
yvvel pedo lives matter
>>2094336>Taylor Swift made a cozy barmaybe leave the bar making to xidri and grey area
slop is the lifeline of the threadnotice how nopony posts when jan jans are out with their dilators hunting for sloppers
>>2094343Neither of those two even play anymore. Shows how much you actually play the game
ejaculate while playing SPLURT
Grey area was an era too early, if only they were here for the pop revival and not deadpop hours. If someone sees them... tell em the thread called
fight the system
>>2094391Xid has actually been playing recently again
is it theopedorastus or theopederastus?
>>2094515pedopederastus
I found a hack to write the best sloppy slops. Just get blackout drunk and try to slop it up before you pass out. Usually I write some outline and have an AI run over it and help me with this and that. When drunk you just slop it up raw. The words just flow.
>>2094336>Empties out EVA storage so xhe can build an empty room where half the floor is made up of light tilesUnironically the worst bartender we have right now
Any ideas on how to write a song about trannyx and yvvel losing their minds on the forums over transphobia?
>>2094490she should make out with grey area
>>2094548You obviously dont play
New song. We are getting bwoinky now.https://vocaroo.com/1oG63F05Yxji
>>2094858Name a worse regular bartender static that's been online in the last 2 weeks.
>>209454813monkeys has chosen a new target, lets watch him get himself banned again!
>>2094670Yes, please include this phrase:"Rippling through the collective conciousness with 8 nipples is yvvel the fucker of cripples"
yvvelpedo losing his mind
Yoo broo stop talking bout tranfolx. Forget and forgive that they raped VG, brooo. That was like weeks ago. Move on bro. Who the frick cares if the current admins are all trans freaks or ''allies''
got vodka and mushroomsgonna be cookin up some slop tonight
yeah, we do a lil' sloppin 'round these partshttps://vocaroo.com/14ZkHcrj8kYg
leon's crusty 3 week old underwear
>>2095288popular
leon huffing freon
>>2095155that's a popular recipe
>>2095315eyes glowing like neon
green glint of madness in her eyesDU DU DU DU
protip: disable 2816x1536 as an image dimension in filters if you don't want to see slop
What do you guys even do when I am not around to slop?
>>2095449I just disabled the word slop, any (2800-2900)x(15000-16000), 1024x1024, VG (capitalised), and vocaroo. I haven't seen AI shit in ages
>>2095470I am trans btw, not sure if that matters
>>2095470Thanks! Ive got any transphobic slang, the shit the spammer says as a filter as well. Thread already looks way less schizophrenic
>>2094452They popped in for the Halloween round so they probably have at least some idea. She's from France so she can't make the late night games
glopping is the new thing
added glopping and 1700to1800x2500to2600. Thanks for helping me calibrate my filters
i thought everyone loved slop though
ss13.moeing
>>2095537is that why people here have been reporting the low quality troll posts?
>>2095542>the best posts in the thread are le bad actually
Guys you weren't supposed to tell him about the filters, now he knows to avoid them.
>>2095551Sorry, I am trans and I am a gay muslim who orbited valkyrietrans for years
>>2095551He will forget and start using regular dimensions, just look for patterns he uses and add filters based on that. He uses the same words over and over again so its kind of easy. "trans" alone gets rid of like 90% of it
>>2095565got it, will switch to using yvvel as the codeword
evil can only destroy what good forces have prompted
yvvel can only dilate what artists have crafted with their bare hands
>>2091772>That ckey
leon piss bottles
cashe smells likeDU DU
>>2095846
>>2095846They're an admin on like every monke ran server.I hope they're at least friends with the host or something, I couldn't imagine willingly being an admin for like three servers at once otherwise. Why would somebody want to do that unless they're helping a friend, or are insane?
transtidediscordtide
>metacomming griefers, attempting to bust eachother out of perma poorly, insane escalation and dragging plasma canisters around. fuck off.
join and ready up for fun
>>2094337>non-antag loosed a sinuglo and syphoned the station as an ai. when confronted about it he responded with "i dont care." appeal this when your balls drop little dude
We love Bob here, don't we folks?
bob is bob
I metacommed with griefers
>>2096484Everyday after a certain time its obvious he's been drinking. Thats all fine though, we got a few alcoholics on this server
yes i love dudebombs
yvvel rights are human rights41% it's perfect
>>2096635Is there anyone actually playing this game sober? I can't even imagine doing that.
can i get the /vg/ discord link
>>2096723VG
>>2096723https://discord.gg/RYnQZvxrmH
>>2096719I got banned from playing captain after I got too drunk one time and accidently half the station
post cute yvvels
Admins cannot hurt you if you don't let themAny time you get bwoinked you just respond "ic issue" and they will be powerless
emma is the type of gal to kiss your balls after draining them dry
this is hugehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xJGqgI2M8Q
>Open game>Dead>Open forum>Dead>Open discord>Theres only a admin only channel and rules/announcements etc. channels there arent any channels for normal users to use only admin only stuff???I thought everyone was too busy using the discord so i joined the discord but theres noone there eitherWhere is everyone then
>>2096890I'm at the oil rig
>yvvel admitting he is a seething incel itching to ban everyone for being mean to LGBTPiggersWhat's the cope defense for this, sisters?
slopapacheslopzombiesloperrorsslopkawaiisloppelslopivan13slopsslopvoermanslopgodslopsstuff
>>2097150keeno
Can we like just rangeban everyone who does nothing but spam 'slop[name]' and the sort in the general?I don't think it really improves anything for anyone. Unfunny, edgy, creates a weird vibe, boring, zero value posts. Pretty sure even VG trialmins would wipe this kind've shit.
playing a dangerous game
a new composition perhaps?
>>2097200Nope, welcome to 4chan newfag, is this your first day?
>>2096719Dude, when I try I want to kill myself. Some JOYLESS whiners playing these days, gotta psychically shield against them.
>>2095470You browse 4chan in safe mode? That's hilarious!
imagine a world where instead of stop signs we had slop signs
slop shopping
>>2097435Bro, literally all you cunts talk about is slop/sloppers. Find a new subject, shit is just boring.
dilated up to 4cm today
-Loving Father tier-Mike CooperBlast RipneckGerald Forlo-Suave Romantic tier-Harvey ZadovoskyGregory Atweeke-Best Friends with Benefits tier-Isaac LifofTravis EgedyOla Stratford-Love and Hate tier-Yahir Kepplinger-Risque Workplace Escapades tier-Ricky StickJean-Luc VanleerCurtis Abernathy-Want for Their Body tier-Dragan IvanovichRiccardo BenzoniAntonio Betulla-Boy Next Door tier-Vince MosserDeimos ClarksJohnny Caldwell-Bird Next Door tier-Tahki
>>2097775thanks grok
>>2097746everything regarding this game has already been talked about over the course of the last 15 years and then talked about again. theres nothing left. its over. do you understand?
>>2097777newfag detected, wasted quads
dump out those big sloppies
yvveltrans can't read your post if you just put slop slop slop in your postwe can talk in secret and make songs mocking himany ideas?
>>2096890Don't believe anything anyone says in the thread. No one uses the discord, especially not for turtlewow or whatever the going meme is
>>2097861slop it would be funny if we slop made a song that was actually slop saying nice things about him slop
Why does the AI dude only generate images of characters that don't even play the game? My theory is that they had a mental breakdown about two years ago and haven't been able to move on.
>>2097782as low quality as the posts may be, they are unfortunately where chan culture is now. people will get bans as they frustrate the administration with incessant spam but policing what buzzword insults people are using to target others, e.g slopvel, theoslopastus isn't something we should dedicate our time to eliminating unless it spills over into the actual game and starts to detract from there.
how are people doing those floor paintings
>>2097916i dont know
>>2097916Use a paint brush on the floor
weh?
>>2097916brush, palette for colors and the hair dye can as a color picker for the palette.use templates for quick images, you can just click a painting with the brush and export the code. then you go to a clean tile and import it and paint it with brush and palette in hand
>slopper has to manually change the image dimensions to post lol, what an absolute loser
I like the slopper and the creative images she provides
>>2097969>has tochooses toSaars, the sl*pas actually come as pngs so all of them have to be manually changed to jpegs when (You) post them. You may as well spent 2 seconds making sure everyone can see the art.
Post screenies of people actually playing the game! On the 2nd day o Christmas, Taylor Swift made a wonderful bar (comfy red and green couches are out of frame) Valentyn Day was enjoying a drink at the bar while Nikolai Fyodorovich was playing synth xmas tunes, then Stan Zaround came in and called people names (he's going on santas naughty list) but when Val told him not to speak like that to them, Stan KILLED Val with his Russian Revolver! Taylor's bar always has something going on :)
>>2098001Nice job Emma. Going to give you head in the bar backroom for your efforts
>>2097949Awww shit, this really gets my sugary-acidic juices going, you slippery little slopper <3
It's here1nbtSv2ht1je
I'm curious. I've found a lot of LONG time players lately that lack some basic knowledge of a given department/role. Do people just pick one department and never stray outside?What's with the flouride stare amongst players lately?I didn't think it could get worse than a few months ago, but its starting to scare me! ;_;
>>2098065It's what happens when your server panders to autistic discord faggots
>>2098067Maybe, to be more accurate, I think this is what happens when snitching is the main mode of enforcement for the rules, and the admin team is stretched too thin to give a shit. Only the biggest faggots will snitch, they may snitch around what should have been an IC issue, and then you slowly bleed out all long term players who are able to robust the snitches.They're not snitching because of a rule break btw, they're snitching because they lose an encounter.
>>2098071Yeah, that's autism. They literally do not have that part of the brain that makes you understand this is not normal behavior. There is no shame or guilt. These are people who jerk off to inflation furry porn. Snitching on you is nothing to them and if you were to confront them about it their response would be something like this>I don't understand what you mean. I solved the problem I was having. You made me upset and an admin made you go away.or at least that is the thought process, in reality when they speak it's something like this>duuaaarrrr yoo bwoke da wooles. yoo mad? skeel eeshooo
>>2098077Ah yes, I'm glad we can find concensus on this issue. I do think autismos can overcome this level of self-serving snitchery, but you really gotta get out there and exercise the empathy muscle, and take some pride in solving problems without the aid of others
>>2098001Stunningly work ladies!
>>2098065I like to think I know alot of about the game, I just hide my powerlevel because its fun to fuck with people and claim you're just incompetent.
>>2098065I pretend to only have very limited knowledge outside of my selected profession(s) for any given character. My doctor. for instance, does not know how to fix robots and I will CBT you by spending several minutes staring at a book and fumbling with the wrong tools if I'm obliged to.
>>2098001Christmas just isn't the same without Fiyah
>>2098129One of the other vox could be your Christmas turkey instead
>>2098129Her. Name. Is. CASHE!!!
>>2098104Based, but a lot of retards will assume that anyone learning anything new is actually secretly trolling them, this probably is also contributing to the issue.I am definitely thinking the pandering to wimps is going to lead to a big problem.
>>2098116In character and cool. You can definitely tell the difference between the character not knowing and the player not knowing, a big tell is that they'll make an assumption that is wildly incorrect and cling to it in OOC communications.
slop all over my face
>>2098173I'll squeeze out a sour and seedy one for you, baby doll.
>>2098065I'm a newfag so probably not relevant but I have no desire right now to really learn outside the department I main for a few reasons. Some of it is way 2autistic4me. Most learning opportunities are really only in lowpop and done alone. I learn better with someone helping or showing because wiki isn't always right. Other times I'm just chilling trying to teach myself something and someone with a metagrudge sabotages it.
>>2098071I gave up on this shithole precisely because of snitching faggots that refuse to just play the game and have to hold 1,000 year grudges since they got turned horizontal once.
>>2098220no one is metagrudging you lil bro
>>2098255I'm metagrudging him, actually
my farts are truly foul tonight
>>2098054Posting the proper link for future slop archivists to discover easierhttps://vocaroo.com/1nbtSv2ht1je
I have fun in game but the thread is truly dreadful. I can't believe you are the same people as in game because those people seem nice.
>>2098900people were forced to migrate to the discord because of the spampeople will say "maybe if you people posted in the thread the slop would get drowned out" but we used to get 3 times as much spam back when people did post here, he only dialed it down because he's screaming into the void at this point
>>2098911Ok, i might as well join the discord and stop coming here
>>2098911no one was forced to move to discord because of thread shit you dumb tranny
>>2098914i don't blame you, i used to be staunchly against the discord because it obviously leads to metafriending but posting here is just a waste of time
>>2098900when you join the discord it quickly becomes clear who makes the thread dreadful
>>2098938>who makes the thread dreadfulwhich trans is it
cut the discords balls off
Date night event on friday. Yall better mosey up with the lady youve been eyeing
>>2099083Last date night even I embarrassed myself when my cargo bf stood me up. Hope this year goes better.
I remember going on dates with vasby
>>2099083I'm taking Fleah, I don't care if the other guys laugh at me.
>>2099095Good on ya, she's a good bug
>>2099083Weird vibe to bring gender into the mix. Anyone can date anyone; it doesn't have to be hetero.
>>2099119No one said it had to
>>2099095No you're not. Fleah is MY girlfriend
I'm taking Skylar
I want a space boyfriend
>>2099196Just come talk to me. Usually just hang around the kitchen, heh
posts screenies
>>2098001this is the faggiest thing ive ever seen
>>2098001>why is our server fucking dead guys??? is it because of the soulfull amazing AI art???
>>2099083Down bad for that mime slut, she been quiet too long, gonna shove a bike horn up her ass and see what noise it makes.
>>2099083is there any particular reason for that day?
>>2100550Wagies need their sleep, I assume
>>2099083I'm gonna snag chef, make some fuckin' MEATBALLS baby!I'd better see some lady and the tramp style action.
I had a dream about TinySaturn last night but I forgot what it was about.
Did my first retarded raid in turtlewow. Miserable experience. When you show up you are already expected to know the entire loot table and make reservations and have a website open to link the items you need.Instead of just rolling the loot you need some asshole distributes the loot with retarded plugins.I get the feeling the entire thing is set up so that discord trannies already call dibs on all the loot before the dungeon has started and pocket everything.There is no other reason any of this would work this way. Just let me take my loot. No wonder this shit game died.
>>2098001Taylor is my favorite static
>>2100550Its on the newsletter
release the yvvel files
>>2101885not a real thing
thats it im adding "yvvel" to the filter
yeah this general sucks, im going into the discord where the spammer isn't allowed
idk how people don't think the thread is fun and a good place to act silly sometimesam i missing something?
>>2102422I don't have balls
at least half of the admins and former admins are closer to 40 than 30 in age and are autists with arrested development kammerjunks ovaries have shriveled upkromkar and burntdevil are still trying to lose their virginitypomf is in year 20 of catatonic depressionapothictranny spent $500 to get unbannedthe list goes on
>>2103570*sniiiffffff*
>>2102548and you still browse the thread and play the game every day
Jungle playtest in about an hour and a half. Lots of changes were made to the layout
Special date night Jungle round starting.
>Spawn as hobo>Look a little funny but think nothing of it>Why does it look like I have anchor arms going through my jumpsuit sometimes?>Take it off>The truth is revealedI am neither man nor bug, I am bugman!
>back to back jungle station>now snow stationyeah im going to sit tonight out
>>2104948there was only jungle round and snaxi was speedran
>>2104816what's the point of the 3 connectors there
>>2105093Passively mixing the contents of 3 gas canisters
discord serveryvvel server
come join our stream guyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIpP_5isDWU
New round starting, JOIN FOR FUN! byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>>2106126Im joining and griefing
>>2106126>trans pedophile ''humuour''VGGVVGGV
>>2106126flat as a pancake and she wonders why the boys don't flirt with her
Found Lamyai funny, good little round
>>2106256Adult women with small breasts exist you know. They make up a large percentage of non fat women, even.
The girls dressed me up all cute! I had a good time
protect the wehbeast
This is my favorite aspect of /vg/
>>2107527You just know they ran a train on emma before unlawfully arresting half the crew
Why are there so many redheads. Out of the 21 humans we had earlier there were 11 redheads
>>2107657Because the players are troons who jerk off to porn 24/7. Any question you have about why troons do what they do, it's porn. Probably a new blacked video dropped with redheads.
>>2107663Another case of bringing up trans people out of nowhere. Might be a good time to see a mental health specialist anon
>>2107704kill transself, yvvel
>Another case of bringing up trans people out of nowhere. Might be a good time to see a mental health specialist anon
>>2107710Yvel is FtM?
my face when when I uninstalled turtlewowan end of an era
do people still play this game or is it mostly just furry medieval erp
>>2107854Yeah people still play, it's just really US centric so don't expect high numbers when only Europeans are around. Last night, at around midnight Central European Time, there were 15 - 20 people on which is normal.
>>2107856where have the eufags gone.. it seems to just be US and russians i guess
>>2107859Europe doesn't support trans rights
>>2107859A lot of RP game are about yapmaxxing and it's harder and less fun when you don't speak English as a first language.
>>2107873Insane cope. The majority of players don't even communicate. All interactions are a few words. No one has communicated in the game and tried to have a conversation since I stopped playing.
Here is your yapmaxxing bro, euroCHADS could never communicate like this in fluent english>Oh hey girls!>Hell yeah!>That will be fun!>We're all girls here>Its ladies night!>Lavender>Christmas sweater party!>Totally>Yaaas>Im gonna steal the pumps from Mcgee>AI open theater backstage>Hi Nick!>Hi Fleah!>no one wants to ring that bell>We need a man to hack it>I think the men would have more fun getting makeovers!>Whats going on>Sure!>Hey nick!>Wanna judge a beauty contest!>Good man>Smart>Hmm>Dont we all>Woah what>Nicks a CHEATER?>MY GIRLS NEVER LIE WEH>Candy is like, so good at her job>WOAH>Its totally ladies night>Oh hey theres some boysReal intellectual giant here. Nopony could match the energy of such an orator, a real wordsmith.
>>2107904Who's dialogue is this?
>>2107942The fact that you can't tell who that is shows the state of VG. There are quite a few people it could be. That could be skeletonsteve, it could be leon, it could be yvvel.
>>2107904i have good reason to believe this was schlomo gaskin
>>2108147You're Schlomo and you remember saying it? "We're all girls here" indicates to me it's not Schlomo
>>2108167>he doesn't know
>>2108167its bigots like you that prevent people from being comfortable with who they really are on the inside
>>2093879I wouldn't recommend this version of the game. On Steam look for Space Station 14, it's a remake of the game with a much more modern engine, and the community is a lot more welcoming. It's also a lot easier to play. The server I personally recommend is Goobstation
>>2108443>recommending the version full of missing features
>>2108453The Wizard's Den (upstream fork) is extremely devoid of content, but Goobstation itself has a lot more content, more than any other fork, that's why I'm recommending it.
Guys, was the last album that came out seriously vol 8? Here I was thinking the last album was vol 9
>>2107904Going through logs to find this to green text says more about you than whoever it is
>>2108518trans copeI challenge anypony to find logs of anyone actually having a conversation in the game. Like a real conversation, not>yaay!>ha!>build thing?>yes>weeeh
Looked at VM archives and found all the old cool songs. The vocaroos are still up. It's crazy how far we have come. The old songs are soulful but the quality is so bad.
still relevant in 2025
>>2107904now post the logs of when they were all taking turns gagging on my cock in the theater backstage
>>2108616wow anon, you actually edited an image rather than post ai slop. you are improving
>>2108861I've made literally all of the iconic and based SS13 images, sireSlop is the future
>>2107873Put the YAP strategy into effect. 25 pop, new round starting. Yeah, it's gaming time.
im sorry for not following antimov, i feel bad for ruining your time agent roll. It was my first AI round and i wasnt paying attention when you uploaded it. when i stated laws i realized my mistake, panicked and froze up, and let my laws be changed. i wont let it happen again.
>>2109442I ban requested it
>be me, honest Gaben-Loving Fatcolyte>lost my feet to the diabeetus, rolling around at the speed of sound in my wheelchair>random nonantag janitor keeps following me around feeding me bleach>barely survive thanks to medbay, keep bottles of anti-toxin in my bible for future run-ins with the retard>want to spread the good word of The Menu>pray to God for help finding corn syrup>he sends me a Goat(?)>try to decipher the meaning of God's gift>chef starts yelling at cargo that he needs meat>painfully guide the Goat to the chef to be butchered>chef butchers my goat and asks me if I will help him with hydro>spend like 20 minutes pushing my wheelchair slowly around hydro watering and collecting his plants>he never makes any food>blasphemy!>decide it's up to me to feed the crew>go on a mission for butter>recruit a service borg to help me>they bring me to the ghetto kitchen and help me get the ingredients I need>make butter, liquid butter, and butter-on-a-stick>need a microwave so I make my way back to the kitchen>the chef blew it up but the microwaves are still on>have to cut my way in through the reinforced tables>janitor's back and he starts toolboxing me for no reason>kill him with my stick of french bread and finally get into the kitchen>deep fry that butter-on-a-stick and splash it with liquid butter from my holy water vessel>shards blow as soon as the very first one is done>I carry on, packing up what butter I can salvage to feed the crew at the escape shuttle>suddenly grue rolls in because the lights are out from the EMP>killed and eatenpretty unfun round desu but I tried
>launch ss14>look at the server list for 5 minutes, not knowing what to play>pick frontier station>load in>just sit at arrivals for 5 minutes>alt f4 and uninstallI guess I played it too much, I should just play it again in a year to see if they add any fun things.
>>2107139>Lamyai SaengdaoThis is how I imagine her voice https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ul9BuNZT_Js
yvvel's head on a spike, it's perfect
>>2108854jokes on you, one of those "girls" was just American McGee with a wig
>>2109936even hotter
Would you guys be interested in a Werewolf antag?
Free Kingston
>>2109778>today I will pick the space pirate fork and then just sit in a bench in arrivalsGreat plan
>>2108167>he doesn't know that schlomo is actually a detrans mtflorelet..
yvvel used to babysit me…
>>2110102freekingston
bing bing wahooooooo
>>2110526she looks remarkably cleanisn’t she a traitor trash grub?
>>2110529biblically accurate cashe
leons home reeks of cat piss
>>2110554it's perfect
13monkeys lives with his mom and is unemployed, he confirmed this over discord. Pretty sure he's underage because he keeps calling me a pedophile and asking me to have sex with him
what are some fun servers to play on anons
yvvel killed the server, told you, retards, fuck pomf and fuck all you tranny ass discord fagsrest in piss VG
hey guys, what's the code for the forum?
>>2110971nah that ones not right
heres your headrev bro>Floppy/Curver As Galactic Common : Let's go>Floppy/Curver As Galactic Common : I am here>Floppy/Curver As Galactic Common : You told me to come along>Floppy/Curver As Galactic Common : I consent to a floppy up my floppy>Sergei Gorshkov (yvvel) attempted to implant Floppy (curver) with the loyalty implant>Yvvel/(Sergei Gorshkov) shot Curver/(Floppy) <span title='head revolutionary'>(A)</span> with a /obj/item/projectile/beam/heavylaser/lawgiver
>>2110969phpbb youll see it a lot in 2000s to early 2010s forums
>>2111113I think it used to be "thee"
>>2111151YOUR LITERALLY A ONTOLOGICALLY EVIL TECHBRO NAZI RETHUGLICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2110554>Transphobe>All his statics are womenCurious how that always happens
You know Ive been talking with Lumbermancer on the cord and he's actually a really chill and down to earth guy
ready up
>>2107512Is that taylor with purple hair? cute!
>>2111387>Curious how that always happensWhat are the other examples of this happening? Or are you just making it up?
tums for christmas
tummy. tight.room. messy.undies. stinky.hair. greasy.
discord. nitroed.pony. cummed in.neovagina. dilated.vg. tranny.
>>2107904shut it, if you had your way it would just be people yelling slurs the entire time
another shard griefer ruins another comfy round
>>2111978name and shame
>>2111541>Annie Rodgers>Rebecca Llewllyn>Kayichiwhatever the medvox
Top 5 femstatics go
>>2112057EmmaFoodoroCandyKCAlisa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaL9VrQOP0E
#1 Fleah#2 Taylor#3 Paris#4 Grey Area#5 Welda Bomper
>>2112057FleahFoodoroEmmaCandyAnnie
fucking tayior senseless in the backroom of his shitty faggot bar
No one mentions me :(
She doesn't play bartender anymore because you idiots have to trash it or set it on fire every round
>>2112141she quit bartender a long time ago where have you been? she deals drugs in hydro backroom now
anons what servers do you enjoy besides /vg/
>>2112149yeah because i fucked him so hard and bashed his fucking head into the boozeomat
>>2112151DU
why is 2slime always crashing out for no reason
>>2112157Not funny in the slightest
>>2112186>everything needs to be le funny and make people feel goodneck xirself tranny
>>2112157Its a her. We do voice chat movies some nights and she's 100% a her.
>>2112219>its a hertranny delusion
I couldn't see whatever that message was because of the word filter
>>2112257nzeck zyoursekf tzranny
>>2112179i guess i meant other ss13 servers
hubert here, i'm actually a regular and i trolled the server because i thought it was heading in the wrong direction, look who was right, fuckwits, retards, tranny faggots, look at what you have done xD, 0 players. LOLactual cocksuckers, pomf is a gimp, yvvel is a ban happy tranny retard, the server died the moment someone was banned for saying nigger three times on the radio, you know it, i knew it, and now see for yourselfi really liked VG, i'm butthurt you transexuals destroyed it, but you destroy everything you touch including your life and the people around you, consider the rope :)
>>2112528i bailed on the threadposting for sometime, glad to see you are still shitposting kek, you're counted among a friend, same with some other regulars that don't play anymore.. such a fucking shame.. i'm getting more money soon so im considering hosting VG as a public fork, ill probably post here to get your attention and give you admeme powers
also a webhost for forums, fuck discord
More like literally whobert
>>2112688post your full name, government ID, face, and home address and i might tell you my byond ckey
>>2112727Shan't
>>2112519hard agree, server used to be based but now there's some sensitive faggots rooted in deep, to the point where its accepted server culture to be a whiner. It's fucking telling when you bring up some obvious problems that the admin team could reasonably do something about with a low level of effort, and they respond with "Nah"I tried to help you. but after a few interactions seeing the community, I can only say that vg is cooked, worth only quick pop ins to fuck with the local wildlife. Never thought I'd see it happen, definitely gives a shitty feeling.
>>2112184you always do this 13monkeys
>>2111387what is there to be afraid of in trans people? they'll just kill themselves anyway
>>2112184he cant take criticism
>>2112892"criticism" vg doesn't give criticismthat would necessitate talking to someoneThey generally just cry for banvalids, seriously, watch the fuck out.
A lot of the 4chan gang left because of the twilight of the waifu age. They can’t stomach furries and “husbandos”. You accept that the person playing the waifu is a guy (or don’t think about it) and move forward, just like when you play a game and romance a female NPC who is most likely written by a man and has a personality conjured up by that man. The general decline in waifu numbers hurts but at the same time the veil between player and character being lifted with external apps like Discord also hits the illusion hard. It’s hard to image the character you’re talking to is a cute girl when you know it’s a guy playing it, and for the thread onlies the number or girls overall has declined.
>>2113019no actually it's because the staff are cunt faggots
>>2113073Na, Pomf was host even in high pop times. My theory is correct.
>>2113198sure, ok, bye for another six months VG
I miss old 4chan when every other post wasn't about trans people and we had dedicated ai spammers. we used to just post greentexts of funny shit that happened in the rounds and had the occasional artfag who actually drew their OC
>>2113318and we didn't have dedicated spammers*
>>2113318blame /pol/
>I miss old 4chan when every other post wasn't about trans people and we had dedicated ai spammers. we used to just post greentexts of funny shit that happened in the rounds and had the occasional artfag who actually drew their OC>blame /pol/
>>2113350the vast majority of>le troon!posters are /pol/fags
The vast majority of>le /pol/!posters are troons
Ctr+F:tran =46 resultsCtr+F:yvvel=25 results (being used as the schizo as a "trans" replacementFace it, you guys are utterly obsessed with thinking of trans people. You think about trans people more than trans people think about trans people. You wake up in the morning and the first thing you think of are "what are the trans people doing"
>>2113464Yeah, yeah we heard you the first time, its a trans server full of trans people yet you still post in our threads everyday instead of just moving on with your life
>I HATE TRANS PEOPLE>I HATE TAYLOR>I HATE LEON>I HATE ADMINS>I HATE ANYONE WHO MAKES THE GAME FUN>I HATE ANYONE WHO DOESNT PLAY HOW I DOgrow up. go to therapy and figure out why this silly space game makes you chimp out. maybe youll finally get laid when you talk to a girl then
>>2113484Leon is one of the biggest transphobes on the station. He literally ahelped because someone painted a trans pride flag on a canvas
nopony should ever have to feel hatred towards them
>>2113635tums
>>2112519hubert was one of the collabs trying to test admin effectiveness. its why he was deadmin'd and banned from the discord.
>>2113506uhhhh based?
i crave tums..
>playing as chemist>working at the chem lab>retarded clown comes in and starts messing with the equipment>he keeps trying to make something but fails>quietly observe him>suddenly he approaches me and asks for help to make space lube>lightbulb.wav>mix up ammonia, nitrogen and oxygen in the beaker>hand it over to him and say "heat it up to 1000K">rush off the chem lab>clown blows up due to nitrous oxide being heated up>clown gets found dead by apparent "lab accident"GEEEEEEEEEEG
>>2112896he was on his fourth second chance when he nonantag sharded the medbay though
Say something nice about the latest Vampire Bar ^.^
>>2114160gay
>>2114160love emmas drawings
>>2114160This is basically what went down that round when the assistant wandered inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHzcIBC50MU
>>2114160i want to cum for emma and her drawings >.<
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa i love fan art so muchyou poor threadies barely see a fraction of the stuff that gets posted in the discord
>>2114412
>>2114412post some. I dont use the discord because my discord name is my legal name
i cum to these figures when i am playing thank you..
Cant we get one ERP allowed round
>>2114469Shit like this is why no one plays on VG.Any normal player who isn't mindfucked by discord sees this shit and they go away. Realistically you can't even revert these dogshit ''features'' as discord will have a meltdown.
>>2114497huh?
>>2114497I disagree, the only reason I come back to this hellhole station is because of the few people actually making the rounds memoriable
>>2114503You are not a normal player. You are a mentally ill looney troon.Normal players don't come to VG to see someone spamming their dogshit coomer ''art'' on every tile. They see that shit and they leave because they came here to play SS13, not second life.
>>2114512Oh noo not some low-brow chuds leaving the server while me and me friends hang out and have fun. I mean if it bothers you this much you could always just leave as well, no point sticking around is there big guy
>>2114527You don't have friends and you will never have friends. You have people who tolerate your presence in a video game because you are one of the few people who don't want to bash their head in and/or they are too autistic to tell you to piss off.All your interaction with these complete strangers is this fake positivity shit where all you say is ''yaay! nice! cute! that's good!'' You don't even talk to these people.
>>2114535Literally learned about the game from two IRL friends but whatever you say. Facts are I have fun playing the game and you dont, you spamming the thread with nonsense isn't going to change anything
>>2114538You cutting off your dick won't change you into a woman
why is 13monkeys like this
we need one slop to rule 'em all
goon to floor tiles
we NEED your votehttps://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&p=48153#p48153
>>2114843I am a gay trans pedophile btw, not sure if that matters
sorry ladies, looks like emma fisher and nick hawkins are a thing now. took too long to lock him down
>>2114869nick told me im the hottest girl he’s ever seen so good luck with that slut emma
>>2114869good. both nickie and emma deserve a partner that isn't afraid to protect them with their life
how do you respond without sounding mad?
>>2114845oh i didnt know you loved deff
we NEED 13retards
Now it's your turn to write a soulful song to sloppy sloppy slop it up. The sloppier, the better.
The slopper aka janez420ivan should just kill himself at this point. How many more years of your life will you spend writing prompts? Get a fucking job nigger.
>>2115147You will never be a woman
>>2115158Thanks for confirming, Janez. Kys.
132lemonkeystheslime
Honestly hope the spammer gets the help he needs. Its not normal to be this obsessed with trans people
>>2114918Prompt us another one big boy, you are here forever
>>2115372>without sounding mad???
>>2115389You aren't the real slopper
>>2115417prove eet
>>2115363Me on the right
the slopper is banned from the server which is why they never actually prompt anything relevant to current server events.
>>2115463>tranny mad xhir spent months trying to bait me into slopping himNot banned, never banned. Dilate.
slop us another, you are slacking
New /vg/station powercouple just dropped, greyshits watch out
a lil' 'lil somethin' somethin' a lil' 'sloppa'https://vocaroo.com/1gkhL4FqEbKB
trailer trashe cashe
post moreee
post malone
Nick and Emma are getting married. We will be having a player ceremony!
Got my best bomb yet, but I have room to go higher
pomf is pulling the plug on the server, its been fun
>>2116102full time discord moderator now
Remember your ideal gas law folks: /vg/=hRT
whats the point of readying up if you are just going to desert a couple minutes in
it's over.pomf pulled the plug.
We're so back!
just let it die pomf. set us all free
>>2116073Its not fair, I try my hardest to get any attention from her and she just turns around and puts out to the first security officer to look her way
>>2116278what's your static?
>>2116294Schlomo Gaskin
>>2116294They will just make fun of me if I say
>>2116278Its no secret that she is a security man's whore. She just has a kink for a man in uniform. Nothing personelle
just wait until security MAIN arriveswe're only weeks away
my belly keeps expanding
On my way to my botany shift
>>2116362tums full of slop
all you can slop slop buffet
mosey on into the new thread!>>2116395
>>2116397why?this thread can still go for a few days
>>2116488Didnt see a thread
>boring, bland and repetitive jobs>equally boring, moronic and oftentimes underage players>extremely restrictive server rules>'make your own fun' game where you cannot, well, make your own fun without a 20 minute admin pep-talk Why are modern SS13 servers like this? What the fuck happened to this game and its community?
>>2096890discord is locked behind a confirmation dealio, I don't know when they added it, but when you first join you don't see any of the channels, there is one channel you can post in and have to contact the admins in there.
