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f0ze is a dogshit team
>>2100500sex with dona
BRAZIL IS YOUR DAD
Hello humans!
>>2100514they are an eastern european team thoughbeit
Dona is STUNNINGLY beautiful
>>2100500fucked up the name againnice pic tho
dona mogs freya, everyone knows this
POST THE SCHEDULE
>>2100519bro is spitting straight fax
i dont like donna, i like japanese teens
>faze vs spiritK I N OI_IN__NO____O
>>2100518BRAZIL OWNS YOUR ASSHOLE
>>2100518They've got 3 saars (southamericans) though?
What's the Falcons izzat status?
if faze goes 3-0 i'll rip my pubes off with my own hands
ABSOLUTE ______
faze with the worst fucking matchup againwanna see me do it twice energy
>>2100533zonic has very high izzat levels for repeatedly blaming and kicking his players
>Falcons drop 4vs5 vs half-buy to gift B8 map pointyeah, i'm thinking #falconsarehere or something
>>2100532saars are indians dumbass
>>2100526
>>2100532Coach is brazilian too even if all 6 weren't brazilian the org is still brazilian thougheverbeit
Post donda milkers
>>2100520I'm fairly new so all the back and forth from the thread makers makes it hard to know what the fuck this place is called.
>>2100536you better post proof or be cursed forever
uncs really added weight to their mouse, wtf were they thinking
>>2100538well here the faze streak ends
>>2100545those women look 50 years old
m0.74NESY
>>21005381:1 matchups are gonna be fucking crazy
>>2100545hags, busu hags
>>2100554that's because they are
>>2100552you bet your zoomie ass I didit was fucking awesome
Niko "GOAT rifler" narrative completely shattered in just 2 years since GO ended hahahanother whiff that cost the game
>>2100512
>>2100555Why aren't those young gentlemen fighting for Ukraine?
>>2100558That's a man.
>>2100545the average age of a tjpw player is like 40 years old>the state of mizuki's knees
>>2100558sex
>>2100565Only retards fight in kikewars lmao.
Almost all the good guys won the first round of BO1s. If only Pari hadn't choked against M*UZ...
>>2100565They are diplomats on a mission to raise Ukraine's international standing by shitting on the muzzy team.
>>2100549it's ok nobody cares except just one unc that's super anal about thread formatting
Okay so either navi beat pari and smooth sail to playoffs or they lose to pari and I don't think they're qualifying after that.
I haven't watched in a long time (I think like shanghai major was the last event I watched). Are mongolz bad now? Is Furia considered a favourite? Seems weird to me
>>2100567That's why I'm a #marigold missle
>>2100578Yes. Yes.Mongolz lost senzu and furia have won three tournaments consecutively.
>>2100562*1 yearfalcons, 16:9 res, and high sens ruined himeverything was fine in g2
>>2100579
>>2100549It's the CS2 General. You did good anon, I'm proud of you. But next time please add the https informant of hltv.org so that 4chan linkifies it. 7/10 thread over all.
>>2100567I have a passing interest in wrestling, mostly shitposting "You tell me" on /pw/ but I always found it fun how they call them players
>>2100578mongolz is playing with a standin over their star player, they're donefuria dominated several events in a row, so yes, they're the favorites
>falcons might actually fail to reach playoffs>againIs this happening?
>>2100591
kassad was right, makazee needs to get removed
>>2100584I use 4chan X so I didn't even know default 4chan doesn't link it properly. Unlucky.
lol an actually funny hltv comment
>>2100583ew
Post your 0-1 1-0 matchup predictions.
>>2100595>4chan XIncel vibes
>>2100598faze not beating spirit
>>2100579not a fan but having a promotion to hold all the nutcases in joshi it's good overall>>2100585machine translation always translates it as players, it was funny and stuck so the've been called that for a long ass time
>>2100599tsmt
>>2100601They've got good chances. It depends on the map and whether they'll be able to shut donk/shiro down. They're looking solid.
>banksskipped :^)
>>2100598
>>2100596if only they had a smart mind like that on falcons
>>2100598FuriaMouzSpirit donk godmodeG2VitalityPassion UALiquidParivisionNavi 0-2 as expected same as failclowns. Faze goes 1-2 then loser run to quality in playoffs eliminating Falcons.
>>2100599newfag vibes
>>2100561psh>mogs behind unothing personnel kid
>>2100552zywoo did one of those gear videos with spunj recently where he said that he likes to feel some weight in the mouse and that most mice nowadays are too light :):):)anything below 80 grams is a meme forced upon you by influencers.
Check my script.
>open stream>GO BACK TO BRAZILwtf racist?
I still can't believe Faze beat Vitality on nukethey couldn't win CT half against fucking Red Canids, Fluxo, and one more team idk i forgot who
Imma head out and grab some beer for the upcoming G2 and FaZe kino.
>>2100602>machine translation always translates it as playersOh I had no idea thats the origins, I just assumed thats what they called them in Japan too
>>2100615FaZe is not beating Spirit in a BO1 man. I just hope they don't get absolutely raped by donk
/magog/ what knife and glove combo do you use?here's mine
>>2100633>FaZe is not beating Vitality in a BO1 man. I just hope they don't get absolutely raped by Zywoo
>coach of the year>igl of the year>Zero T rounds on NUKEbruh
Its so weird listening to Banks in a conversation setting. Never even realized how british he sounds. When he's interviewing he seems to always be yelling or provoking or something.
>>2100633>FaZe is not beating Spirit in a BO1 manbo1s are even more random than anythingYou just watched them fuck VitalityPari would've beat mouz on overpass if they hadn't chockedFailkeks lost to t2 Navi got absolutely floored Are you dumb?
>>2100636This was my last one, sold like a month before the crash lul
>>2100636No pic on hand but I rock a Stained Kukri and Lt. Commander gloves
Is zonic gonna be on the chopping block if falcons bomb again? Im pretty sure saudi patience is running thin by now
>>2100647He's out after Budapest
>>2100636I dont have a knife or glove, my best skin is some $70 galil
Kscerato looks like midget, brown Sam Hyde.
>>2100633>obvious false flag>magog falls for itevery time
>>2100636i cashed out but these were my last knives+gloves
>>2100638Vitality was expected to win, but no one ever said ZywOo would rape them. >>2100642>The expected outcome happened>Falcons at the major>The expected outcome happenedAre YOU dumb? donk is back to raping and he can win maps by himself. It's even more likely they win because FaZe likes to go aggro with other teams and well, that's why they usually lose to donk.The only way they win is if Twistzz EPL22 is there to be a mini donk and/or donk disappears for some reason.
>>2100636i have boreal forest navaja knife
>>2100636default gloves and falchion
>>2100662>donk is backThat's liquid we're talking about. They're retarded and barely made it to stage 3. What are you talking about?
>>2100636default gloves + ultra violet paracord mw low float
Niko's career has been riding the coattails of halo effect for years now:"When an attractive person makes a mistake or behaves poorly, others are more likely to assume it was due to external factors (e.g., they must be having a bad day, they were under a lot of pressure, it was an accident) rather than an inherent character flaw or lack of competence."
anons can budapest crowd beat this year cologne's?
>>2100680What external factor prevented him from hsing unaware simple from heaven? He choked.
>>2100680holy shit i wish you faggot incels obssesed with looks would perish from this site
>>2100593>walking up to me expecting>walking up to me expecting frags>it happens all the time...>DON'T YOU WANT ME TO WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>2100674I will be happy to eat my own words. We'll see.
remember when vitality map streak?
>>2100685seethe normgroid
Niko is gonna rape Kyou if they lose again
Imagine Blade and Aleksi intensely spending days theorycrafting and antistrating Furia only to start the match 0-12 on T side...
>>2100680Nigga he is the most clowned on player of all time. Nobody takes the dude seriously, only analysts which as likely his friends anyway.
>>2100685you sound like you don't like being confronted by the truth. This stuff happens in the corporate world all the time, you don't think it would apply to esports.
>>2100662>no one ever said ZywOo would rape themcuz no one expects him to show up atp
>>2100696It's a CT sided map.
>>2100696And then aleksib beats the shit out of iM right after losing.
>>2100705Imagine Aleksi spending days planning to beat the shit out of iM only to get sucker punched by hiM from behind.
>>2100695He does that anyways
They need that fake nigga jL back asap.
>16-3>negative round swingloli know people are gonna say it's just exit frags but seriously lmao
>>2100696they've probably spent days doing something else
>>2100718matches the eye test across the board
>>2100718>14.77Ayo chill
falcons owns on ancient except vs b8 on majors lol
>>2100687quality post
>>2100718he was uhhh... too good actually, so Liquid went to the other bombsite to avoid himwhich lost rounds to Spirit because zweih and tn1r are much worse
So far furia and faze show the biggest signs of superiority and stability. I think both are locked for semis at this point. The rest is really hard to deduce.
What the fuck is wrong with these “””analysts”””” lmao? They are outright saying that vitality is fucking finished as a team for losing 1 fucking game…
>>2100733the worst antimufa post i've seen
>>2100731this is actually kind of truehe got thrown into bad situations because of others failing
>>2100729Funny how that loss on ancient against b8 ultimately played a part in them getting elimed by mibr on inferno. Would be fuarking kino if they were to get elimed here again.
>>2100696blad3 and aleksi are not as smart as the professor and the brown coach.
devilwalk and pimp, that's an 'icky combo
when will this retard be invited again to t1 tournaments?
would +jame actually be a good idea or is it memes?
>>2100742Aleksi is def not as good as fallen and I doubt anyone is, except for maybe apex. Not sure about furia's coach though and maybe it's not blade's fault but the roster is just not clicking.
>frozen solo's t-side>"KARRIGAN DID IT"
>>2100748it's the coach's job to make them click
>>2100749look at spirit games to learn what solo'ing means
>>2100641yea I was surprised too when I first watched his podcast, I assumed he was barely sentient but he comes off as pretty normal in them
>>2100747It would certainly make me a fan of Spirit. The biggest bum out for Father Jame? Sign me the fuck up.
>>2100750Sometimes it's just not possible, no matter how good of a coach you are. That's when you make roster changes.
>>2100747It at the very least wouldn't be worse than what it is now. Also bring over Dastan and kick Hally.
>>2100747absolutely, it would be an era if they also kicked zweih
>>2100747first, it's jame+dastan, because hally wants a IGL who only calls his stratssecond, depends on jame's rifling as he's not better AWPer than sh1ro
>>2100746Never. You will listen to pimp and be happy
>>2100749lmao fraudigan drones are truly brainwashed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJnefVg8PI0&t=471swould you tattoo this play?
Just back in time from the store to witness a huNter- masterclass :)
>>2100749>SAARmja Jeeta
>>2100528>>2100532>>2100637Why are you niggas coping? Furia wouldn't even make stage 1 if it weren't for mel0dy and y0kindar.
>>2100760Doubt he's a worse rifler than chopper.
>>2100746somehow he has beef with every TO lmao
WHY ARE FAGGY AND YAWNDERS CASTING MY G2 KINO
>>2100770Slipknot is my favorite brazilian band too anon
>>2100774based
>>2100774Thorin, sado and maniac should start their own TO
>>2100700dude, Niko is the moat blamed player for every loss of his team since Boston until now, whether it was really his fault or not. all his flaws are constantly being pointed out - team destroyer, stubborn, big ego, cocky, greedyhow the fuck can someone connect that to halo effect, he's literally the opposite. deapite being good looking he's the most memed and ridiculed elite player probably in whole history of CS.
>>2100764kek, why would someone do that? Its not even accurate, he was in bench, not CT like in the tattoo
>>2100782>Niko is the moat blamed player for every loss of his team since Boston
If God exists G2-0.
hahahahah whaaaatwhy would they turn to a
>>2100599fagg0t
why is vitality vs 3dmax delayed?
>>2100598Imperial (My monkeys will beat your monkeys)MouzSpirit (Fuck f0ze)G2 (Sorry Pain I stan G2)VitalityPUA (failcl0wns kek)LiquidParivision
WHEN IS WE GETTIN NEW MAP
>>2100764if the had won the major then i would at least get itis that new? or did he get it when it happened?
Where is s1mple
>>2100795https://www.dotabuff.com/players/73936547
>>2100782By fans maybe. But by his peers, coaches, and organizations that are meeting him in person and discussing contracts and signings are clearly giving him passes.
>>2100790Microtoggles malfunctioning
>>2100794apparently its not even cyphers tattoo its from a fani lost the xeet
sunpayus is so bad
See that biguzera? That's what a REAL fragging igl looks like.
She is so pretty.
>>2100797like 30 dota games last week7 faceit gameshe really isn't tryingi don't fucking get it, he isn't good at all at dota.
>>2100806that visible bra is activating my monkey genes
>>2100807Nobody is good at dota except for the tier-1 players.
Poland > Brazil dogs
>>2100793When HL3 is announced
>g2 are on their way to 2-0>falkeks are 0-1Oh wowzers
>>2100779>sadoi miss this nigga so much. Also black and white DDKs
>>2100806She's always laughing and smiling. Unless she turns out to be a massive whore, Nexa really hit the jackpot there.
>>2100810i did weaver 4 before the pros did
>>2100819#trvke
>>2100821Doesn't strike me as a massive whore at all.
>>2100746i dont think he cares or wants to leave his home
>>2100827Some women are really good at hiding it, you can never tell.
>>2100822That's, like, very cool, dude, yeah.
All women are whores and NO EXCEPTIONS.
>>2100807killing time til next year
>>2100764csgo was so smooth
>vit lost to fazeUNC strikes again, I doubted CARRYGAN, never aagain->Falcons lost to b8HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>2100830it makes me better than the pros (at realising what isn't shit)
>>2100827kek clueless incel
>>2100828I bet TOs would turn the heat on for free, could save him dozens of dollars yearly
>>2100821She has a really annoying/bitchy personality though. Can look up some of the vids she did with anomaly. What a shame.
>>2100840how cold was it? there much have been mold at that apartment at that point lmao
frog on frog violence
For me, its Freya for me
wait did 3dmax win almost full eco? just a few armorless deagles?
>>2100841>She has a really annoying/bitchy personality though.So the same as 99% of women?
jitu is RAPING
Sunpapi
>>2100846for me it's heccu. the humble queen
>>2100846for me its sjokz the slag
>>2100827she hangs around many handsome men all the time.she is either not a whore because she is a retard (most likely) or because she has a strong will to keep loyal
For me it's mommy Lucyluce
>>2100846for me, it's my african kween techgirl
>>2100855that's a dude
>>2100837That's very cool, dude. Apply for an analyst or a coach then, unless that was your only instance of recognizing meta early.
>>2100858She has a big cock but she's still a woman.
>>2100846Freya is for p1mp
>>2100859I was using the aug/sg before it became meta. Which team would I fit in as the coach?
>>2100846I like the Halo desk host, she has a sexy british accentShe fucked and married an active player too
>>2100865Any team with Grim
hows comes elige is coaching vitality
>>2100863I can snap peemp like pencil sticks. He had a better chance at my freya when he was fat
>>2100866I hate when hot women get into video games. Fucking posers. My culture is NOT your costume.
>>2100868that's moses, retard
With Sunpapi in form G2 legit cant do worse than semis.
>>2100855based
+++ ALERT +++GODPAYUS IS ONLINETHIS IS NOT A DRILLI REPEATGODPAYUS IS ONLINE
>>2100866Am I gay for not finding her attractive? Maybe it's just this photo. I don't even know who this is.
>>2100875is this a porno?
ROPZOH NO NO NO
>>2100875why is mauisnake wearing a moses mask?
>>2100884ropz so washed LMAO
>>2100880mmmm succulent tits and pits
>>2100882Nah I don't think so. The bimbo look is not for everyone.
polish fanboys really thought hades was better than sunpayus
When is Kioshima playing?
>>2100895he's playing on table 7 in about half an hour. hes doing pretty well in the texas hold 'em tournament
>>2100895cheater era is over unc
>>2100902she didn't cheat, they were already broken up
>>2100799he's a great player that also chokes under high pressure it's not that complicated
>>2100906what? did they divorce??
Y'all not even watching fr
>>2100911I am watching but G2 stomping tier 2 hues just isn't that fun
>>2100882are you attracted to elige sister?
>>2100911we are watching hooxiewe are always watching
>>2100911I am busy gooning to my waifu of 15 years (she still isn't real but one day she will be)
>>2100914That's just elige with hair.
>>2100799he's objectively been like top 5 most talented / skilled player since he joined tier 1. even this year when he fell off he's solid top 20. what pass do you think they are giving him?
So faze is that good huh
>>2100920Either that or vitality lost intentionally to manipulate playoff brackets or some shit.
huh
>>2100842he had A LOT of videos sitting in a fucking winter jacket commenting on something. i remember his old videos about league of legends esports, dude used to be fucking hilarious
Send your energy to Passion USA
why is paypal carrying?
>>2100920Faze are warmed up
>>2100924>lost intentionally to manipulate playoff brackets or some shit.Ahh yes the masterplan of losing to faze so u get to play falcons
>>2100932G2 management paypaled him more than what paiN was offering
snow boosted macaco kid
>>2100931I'll be eating 8 burgers before the match starts.
Hot take: in a couple of months people are going to make fun of Blade the same way they're making fun of Ash right now.
This is our Major G2 bros. I can feel it.
>>2100932Stage player
>>2100949jump on the faze train before it's too late, bro
>>2100598>2/8 so far
>>2100949Dont care who wins as long as falcons and spirit lose.But Hunter getting a major before niko would be the funniest thing in the CS world.
Wait, can Malbs speak brazilian?
>>2100951Fuck FaZe. G2 for life nigga.
>>2100951where were you retards when i put faze 3:0 in pickems for s1, s2 AND s3 now?
Cheering for FaZe and nuG2.
>>2100955he played for Brazilian teams way back in the day
>>2100958your loss, brah
G2 going 3-0 is the good guys pick by the way.
>>2100962I don't think so.
Bring me donk.
>>2100963my brain still associates that team with niko's chokingi apologize for not believing
>>2100971Jame you'd better win this.
>>2100971>Falcons 3-0Obese Granny better be quiet for the rest of the tournament.
I want to see a team with Jame, Cadian, Hooxi, Karrigan, GLa1ve
one more corpo nigger rap song and I'm gonna do a bigger mazza than #AGB TScam
why does james banks persist
>G2 are 2-0 from beating fucking PUA and PaiNcan these motherfuckers be any luckier than this holy shit
VITALITY ERA: CONTINUED
>>2100984It doesn't matter. Furia is considered #1 right now. Games should be easier for them from now on.
>>2100983rest assured they will choke in grand finals
>>2100984wondersissy lactating from getting dommed. řăpèð, even
>>2100971dont care what that tranny thinks
Tomorrow's games will be kino regardless. So many high profile teams in 1-1 area.
>>2100983*gets Imperial in 2-0 pool*
no era penal
>>2100992Nigger, the biggest kino is happening RIGHT NOW
>>2100946you're only as good as your teams results, unless you have no eyebrows in which case you are a fraud regardless, but honestly b1ad3 got lots of shit already earlier in the year and especially after his room reveal
>>2100996They're not really kino. They're predictable. Watch this be 8/8 >>2100598
>>2100971care very much about what that guy thinks
>>2100852sjokz is too much of a slut
G2 already 2-0, now I just need Falcoons 0-2 to make the day perfect
dona has stopped dressing like a grandma but still has to reach her outfits on austin earlier this year
>>2100979i wish zoomers understood how jarring it is to listen to those drugged out retards mumble their nonsense when you didn't grow up with it. it's such a low effort, samey horse shit.
>>2101000>faze vs spirit>not kinokys contrarian faggot tranime watcher
>>2100946well then they are retardsAsh did more roster changes in 6 months than b1ad3 in the last 2 years
>>2100958BAAAAAAAASED
>>2101008>faze will dismantle spirit 13-5 or some shitEh, boring.
>>2100852i miss her
>>2100971I love this fat fuck like you wouldn't believe.
>>2101012mid post wall hag
>>2100983>2025>still complaining about matchupsngmi
>>2101011ṛãpę is not boring.
>>2101015don't talk about my wife like that
>>2101006>zoomersthis music caters to m*llennials like you
>>2100983it's funny that they were always this lucky but used to completely choke these matchups
>>2101026delusional. cope, even.
VitaGODS we survived day 1what a boring game though, 3dmax just stopped playing between 4-1 and 12-1
IEM Cologne 2025 had the best music courtesy of the crowd
>>2101025
twistzz new accent is so whack. i think hes autistic
Please complexity put the arab dogs down
>>2101030>delusional. cope, even.Fields m*llennials are experts in
>>2101036Isnt he french canadian or something
>>2101039Did you learn that on tiktok. kek dumb zoomer.
>Faggot and shit man for Falcoons gameNIIIIIIIIGGGGERRRRRRRR
Surely there's no chance Falcons lose to this
>>2101043>hype casters for hype gameproblem?
>>2101042>Did you learn that on tiktok.Your entire worldview comes from online interactions.
>>2101045Haha yeah. Right?
>>2101036vegetarian, not autistic
>>2101041nah not french from bc but grew up a bit everywhere
>>2101049vegan, not vegetarian
>zweih, anchoring b, hiding backsite, against 5 glocksAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HELP ME DONK HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
why the fuck is faze spirit the b stream
ohne said winning the pistol means nothing if you lose the folllow up
>>2101047>Your entire worldview comes from online interactions.a zoomer saying that kek
>>2101057cuz nobody gives a fuck about those teams
If you use a scout your mom is a hoe. Be a real man and use a deag, better economically too
>>2101060true
why does "latvian laser" broky (top 8 player) have 0 adr?
>>2101060Wise words from the most important figure in counterstrike.
>nukegoodbye pua...
>>2101067its a glitch
>>2101067adr overflow
>!Blacklyte_chair
i don't like that spirit is abreviated as ts on the scoreboard
>>2101063faze spirit has 250k+ viewers on twitchfalcons passion na has like 50k, only plastics and na fans care about this garbage. hell I'm an na fan and I picked the other game from the start
>>2101064winning the round is even better for the economy
>>2101078ts frying f0ze
>not gonna get Falcons 0-2 kino againFuck YOU PUA.
>>2101081More likely to win with a deag, its a better gun
>>2101078ts so kino </3
>le spirit techoh boy
>>2101084There is a world in which we get a Vita - Falcons 1-1 game
>>2101026right, there's so many millenials at travis scott and other "rage music" shows... you are a sheltered, clueless retard.
>>2101085depends on the situation, all it takes is a few body tags and the round gets scary real quick
>>2101091millennials are why this world is a complete mess
>>2101094can't wait to see what mongoloids with 1 second attention spans and brains rotten from skibidy toilet do with it.
stolen from twitter
>>2101097That's gen alpha, parented by millennials.
>>2101102so who parented zoomers, genius? zoomers are literally defined by watching 5 second videos for 10 hours a day, being afraid to make phone calls and not knowing what a file system is. seethe.
niggas thought falcons were cooked#FalconsAreHere
>>2101104>so who parented zoomers?genxers
ive jacked off to kitty from lol the most
>>2101104>so who parented zoomers, genius?GenX bozo. You thought millennials parents zoomers? Holy shit you're fucking retarded.>zoomers are literally defined by watching 5 second videos for 10 hours a dayGen A, maybe you're the one with the 5 second attention span since I literally just said that in my previous post.> being afraid to make phone calls and not knowing what a file system is. seethe.Like I said, your entire worldview comes from memes online.
boomers want zoomers and millenials divided to profit their alpha grand childrenswe have to hold the line frens
>>2101105nigga if they lose to passion they should disband the org out of shamebeating passion it's the bare minimum
broky masterclass again
>>2101112
pua wins pistol and its over for failcucks
Spirit playing the most boring passive ct setupsWhy arent Faze trying to take long?? This is some phoned in matchfixer calling bro
>>2101111gen a is just zoomers with the retardation turned up a bit. there is absolutely no difference you are all mindbroken by broadband internet use since you got off mom's tit. but keep up the coping. reality doesn't care.
PUSA comeback?
faze sis we're so back!
>>2101124kek unc trippin
>>2101115GenX and Millenials are the rare double janetty
>>2101124how fucked up in the head can you be to seethe this long about le zoomers in a cs esports threadcalm down unc you're gonna die earlier than you're supposed to
>>2101127YEP! Cage is bussin'
DONK IS DAT NICCA
>donk aivik aceblyat ))
>>2101113over half of the bo1s this major have been upsets, it's the format that is the real problem, for everyone
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongrel_complex"Mongrel complex", or alternatively "mutt complex" (Portuguese: complexo de vira-lata, lit.'street dog complex, mutt complex, stray dog complex'), is an expression that refers to a feeling of "collective inferiority complex" reportedly felt by many Brazilians when comparing Brazil and its culture to other parts of the world.BackgroundThe term was originally coined by novelist and writer Nelson Rodrigues, initially referring to the trauma suffered by Brazilians in 1950 when the national football team was defeated by Uruguay's national team in the final match of the 1950 World Cup, which was held at the Maracanã in Rio de Janeiro. The estimated 200,000 spectators at the stadium that day were stunned into an eerie silence after the match concluded.[1] Brazil would recover, at least when it comes to football, in 1958, winning the World Cup for the first of five times.[2]For Rodrigues, the phenomenon was not exclusively related to sport. According to him:[3]By "Mongrel Complex" I mean the inferiority in which Brazilians place themselves, voluntarily, when they compare themselves to the rest of the world. Brazilians are the backward Narcissus, who spits in his own image. Here is the truth: we cannot find any personal or historical pretexts for self-esteem.Writing in the 1950s, the playwright Nelson Rodrigues saw his countrymen as afflicted with a sense of inferiority, and he coined a phrase that Brazilians now use to describe it: "the mongrel complex". Brazil has always aspired to be taken seriously as a world power by the heavyweights, and so it pains Brazilians that world leaders could confuse their country with Bolivia, as Ronald Reagan once did, or dismiss a nation so large – it has 180 million people – as "not a serious country", as Charles de Gaulle did.[4]—Larry Rohter
donk finna get dat #1 again
donk awp acezywoo has never done that
>>2101108asian women is cheating
>>2101142yes but brazil isn't play atm
i feel faze fake comeback 13-11 just like 3rd map major final
>>2101142>May I please get a crumb of attention?Ironic.
>>2101144second ace of da eventwe breaking the s1mple record again
>>2101154i thought donk got most aces record already at shanghai?
>>2101154What's the simple record?
>>2101141nah, phase 1 and phase 2 are full of tier 2 and tier 1.5 teams so the the skill it's similar a top 50 team could beat a top 20 team no issuein phase 3 you have THE BEST teams in cs, so the TOP 3 TEAM IN THE WORLD should beat the top 21 every single time
Zywoochads they're thinking about us again
looolDonk headshotted broky from suicide with a deag down to 1hp
>>2101156hence the word "again"
wow chopper did something finally
>>2101162yeah but then he would break his own record not s1mple's
>>2101158every pro and person with a clue have let their opinion on the subject be known, including players from every team who's won the last couple majors
Loool russian unc just schooled that polish minigoat
>>2101146wdym
niko major mvp finally
why is faze so afraid of playing long any round?they did nothing there on t side and now they're getting bullied by a scout there
>>2101170niko just raped those Ukrainians...
#FALCONSAREHERE
>mohammed "aPex" muhiduscli
AYO
>>2101170what happened to monesy?
>>2101170>midnesyner0 won't be able to spin this
>vita has tactics
>>2101177>>2101178it's not talked about much cause niko haters prefer to hyperfocus on him, but monesy was the reason they lost the first 2 bo1s in austin, he's not his insane self in majors lately
vitality into spirit is disgusting seeding
The Raped
hahaha fuck you faze
can we get these t2 teams out of here already and fast forward to the playoffs? they got their sticker money already, let's go
>>2100642Well well well... Am I dumb? 0 chance as always. Spirit always rapes FaZe.
AHHHH NIGGER FIRE CORPO MUMBLE RAPKILL IT
>>2101185uhm sweaty this is good actually because uhhhh the bad teams can fluke a BO1?
>he doesn't have his own music playinglel
not a single faze player online
why are gaming chairs still a thing in the year of our lord 2025
>>2101185shouldn't have lost all those games and fucked their seeding
>>2101192kek, a tiny bit better than the 5 second long songs looping for 30 mins at least
>>2101196>Leonid Cherryman Based
There is a quarterback in the NFL named Tua. On /sp/ we call him Pua cuz he is bad lol
why did donk get more awp kills in two rounds than broky got kills entire map?
Whats the next match?
hi seeds are 9-3
>>2101213my seeds are in her
have teams started doing ct double awp more? especially on dust?
[anime have come online]
zamn I think spirit finna win the whole ting unc
wow siuhy is the retarded kid that kicks the ball too hard and ruins everything
Donk can't beat this.
>>2101234he won't need to. falcons 2-3, spirit 3-0.
Falcons-Faze looking very probable next round...
>>2101236FURIA x Spirit on the 2-0 game might decide the winner, one of them will get set on the easier seed.
>>2101221double awp in mr12 isn't happening unc
>>2101169so this is what taking care of your skin and diet does to a w*man. no wonder w*the w*men who live in korea or japan look so much better>>2101170niko raping na bums is a classic
AWOOOOOOGA WHO'S THIS MILKMOMMY?
faze won both pistols. i think they only won 1 gun round.
i'm not gay but 910 is very cute
>>2101196when will tn0r pop off againliteral 1 series wonder
>>2101260he is uggomoonface buck toothed rice farmer
#LiquidIsHere
>>2101260he looks like a woman, so it's not really gay
>>2101263we don't sign our posts here
>>2101268i love rice but it is not mine to farm
Don't tell me monesy is going through another break up with niko
>>21005983/4 so farfaze let me down
senzu would have clutched that
hungarian chuds
>>2101283why is controlez so overhated
>>2101283Senzu should feel ashamed for not being here and representing his country
>>2101285he doesn't like bo1s, hope he powers up again
Imperial 3-0
senzu wouldn't have clutched that
>>2101283would he ace that though?
controlez new goat?
i seriously underestimated the home crowd support for mouz (via torzsi)imagine what it'll be like in the arena. first time ever where the crowd will truly be on their side
>>2101308>1.13he was responsible for multiple lost rounds that final map
controLEZ EZ EZ EZ FUCK LIQUID DOGS
>got banned from chat for writing mouzrael
>>2101268bro you're retarded kys
>>2101325mouzeltov l'chaim
masterb8rs are getting raped by the rats
Controlez the Mongolian Senzu
mouz got a jersey change between matches?
I bet the donk bussy goes crazy
>>2101327holy seething
donk 2nd most aces at majors after magisk
>>2101340big drip upgrade, ngl
>>2101341you hit that and you reach faceit lvl 10 in no time fr fr
>>2101316I don't understand this mindset honestly "durr he was born in the same country as me so I must cheer for him", I wouldn't cheer for someone even if they were my neighbors unless there was something else that made me like them
>>2101349libtard
>>2101349t. immigrant
>>2101349community is everything
>>2101349>euros be like "why my country is on a cultural colapse?"
>>2101307I would understand if someone who gets nothing but hate decided to stop playing cause of the public pressure, like I don't know niko, electronic, jackasmo or jcobb, but mongolz and senzu get nothing but love from absolutely everyone so what's the problem
omg kawai rook rike gurl
>>2101349where are you from anon
>>2101349B8
this major was promised to spinx
>>2101349He's the only Hungarian present at this major I think.
mouz is the most auraless T1 rn and im forced to watch a bo3 of that shitters tomorrow
>>2101371If you don't count flashie (Liquid's coach).
>>2101374brave and free thinker-pilled opinion, as usual
Pari did well against mouz on Overpass I guess.
>donk more awp kills than brokykek, which awpers are better than donk awp?shiro, zywoo, monesy?
>>2101383I feel like the only clean awper right now is molodoy. Zywoo is a hybrid. Shiro's a choker and monesy's been bad so far.
nt torzsi
>>2101349torzsi is not unlikeable and also he is playing in his country. thats why everyone supports him even if he is a shitter.nobody supports their national players just because they are national players, if they are a bunch of unlikeable shitters, nobody will root for them. many brazilians (most nationalist people in cs) dont root for their players if their players are lazy bums and unlikeable shitters.
BO1s are so assThey need to drop them already
Fucking chopper.
>>2101390hi zywoo
>>2101349Imagine being this devoid of a sense of community and belonging. I would kill myself if I was you honestly.
Launders doing a Sopranos impression
B8 had a real chance to come back but they blew it with that round
>>2101349based
every fucking time i opened a B8 stream it's always one of two situations:a) alex666 is in a clutch and he wins itb) headtr1ck us posted on a crucial awp shot and misses it, dies and they lose the round because of itfor all i know there is nothing else happening in B8 games except these two things
my moussies:)
blitz legit 60iq max
>>2101343No you're just retarded, kys.
controlez the mongolian HeavyGOD
>>2101349>t.white
>>2101390they're gone for cologne next year
LMAOQUID
>>2101362>>2101355>>2101357>>2101369Nope and there's no problems of that kind in my country except the capital, that's the only place immigrants want to live and I'm nowhere near it thankfully>>2101397lol, retard, you're so devoid of personality that you made something completely out of your control your entire personality>>2101367Norwegian, the only things I follow are cs, chess and tennis, but I don't love rain, Magnus Carlsen or Casper Ruud, my guys are monesy, Caruana and Djokovic. Why would I automatically like them cause their mothers and my mother happened to give birth in the same country?
mouz is an israeli psyop
>>2101427>norwegianyeah you nord people are retarded and weird as fuck
>but I don't love rain>my guys are monesy
>my guy is naf fly because im canadian
>>2101427based redditor
hohols vs ziggers or macaco derbydecisions decisions...
Liquid is joke at this point. How they got to stage 3 is beyond me….
>>2101438They got Tyloo in their 1-2 game.
>>2101427kwababababaababab
doner mmm
>>2101436it's the slavoid derby for me, because it'll be closer
>YEAH I GOTS A LOT OF SHYNE>TAKING FROM ME YOU MUST BE OUT YA MIND
>>2101427>>2101349incredible bait, well done
>>2101443we lost sjokz because of this fat retard cunt
>>2101436there's no such thing a a derby in esports you dumb ESL
>>2101427>Norwegianno wonder you don't get it, your coun try is shit at everything. Haaland is the only good player to eve come out of that shithole and he doesn't even play in his country lol
>>2101446is he balding under that bandana?
The only good female interviewer was Frankie. I miss my nigga Frankie.
furia isn't macaco anymore
All interviewers are dogshit. Sjokz is the only good one because she's hot and her voice is amazing.
>>2101454>there's no such thing a a derby in esports you dumb ESLI know you're a polcel but we're not having a debate at Oxford here, we have our own posting culture here that doesn't need to adhere to strict grammar, punctuation or any other language norms.
Reminder: BR vs BR matchups are 50/50, FURIA could lose this.
>>2101458>FrankieGet on that pc gaming show then.
SCREAM IF YOU LOVE PAIN AND WANT TO SEE POORIA RAPEDAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2101455nta but you should take a look at how many olympic medals they've taken, as a country of 5 mil
>>2101462i like when she speaks french with zywoo>tfw no belgian gaming gf
>>2101456they call them plaks or something.those breads hanging down
>>2101427people naturally feel more connection and like someone representing their country, region or community in a sport, it's not fake or forced well, at least not fully, governments of course promote their sports teams through propaganda, but it's based in real affection
>>2101471>SCREAM IF YOU LOVE PAINBut they're playing against imperial. Pain are in the 1-1 bracket.
>>2101471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpGtBnVZLSk
>>2101427>my guys are monesyThis alone makes you a retard.
>>2101454True but there's still a derby with you're mom
jame bros ww@?
>>2101478My bad I get my monkeys mixed up.SCREAM IF YOU LOVE IMPERIAL AND WANT TO SEE POORIA RAPEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2101454NiP - fnatic... the El Clasico...
>>2101475ok?is he balding though?
>>2101482at 0-2 unfortunately, Navi ain't losing this one
>>2101466Furia isn't even latin american let alone BRimperial is not BR but merely south american due to their argie player.Its a Globohomo team vs Sudaca team
>>2101455>he doesn't even play in his country lolthis isn't an own in soccer, everyone good plays in the EPL or one of 3 big teams outside of it (the two moorberian teams or buyern), the EPL is the only competitive league, it's a credit to haaland for playing in it and not dodging it like wogs tend to do.
>>2101490BR flag on HLTV = BR TeamSimple as
since ESLs are so butthurt about this, the only way to possibly have a "derby" in a sport where teams are not centered in a city is if two teams with 100% rosters of one nationality face off against each other.
JL ON OHNE
>>2101485NIP-Fnatic (2012-2018)Liquid-Astralis (2018-2020)Faze-Navi(2020-2023)No one(2023-2024)Vitality-Mouz(2024-2025)The evolution of CS' el classico.....
>>2101488Idk. Dont think so
>>2101495NAHHHHHHHHHH ALTA DISH DISH
>>2101494based autist
>>2101472olympic games are a scam
>>2101493>>2101460make up your minds
>>2101496SK vs NAVI was good too.
>>2101494no one cares autist
jl dog barking in the backgroundkino
>>2101496I feel the current derby is Vitality-FalconsBut it's more like Real-Atletico than Real-Barcelona
>>2101501>t. 10 medals in total
>>2101510I said Mouz because they met Vitality like a gorrillion times this year and each time the match was a banger.
>>2101510real-barcelona isn't a derby dumbass
I'm mostly portuguese actually and I look white>captcha: GkkkP
>>2101513I love you monkey-hating anon but today we watch them cannibalize each other.
>>2101516>each time the match was a banger.
>2101519kek this autist still going on
BVLCHVNVOK
>>2101522it's an unbiased fact
>'gog doesnt even know what a derby is>thinks it means rivalryholy thirdie ESLs
>>2101513i busted out laughing because that picture is the pfp of a real madrid fan account notorious for being a panchito in twitterreal life jumpscare
>>2101530stomps aren't "bangers", they're boring
honestly moses is the worst caster with his nasaly voice
>>2101455Well I stopped watching divegrass ages ago, so I don't really care if he or others do well, but I think Norwegian's have a pretty good record in winter sports especially back in the days, and Magnus Carlsen is hardly shit I just don't like his personality. I think there's some sprinter too who's the best at some distances but that is so uninteresting to me I don't even remember his name>>2101430From our point of view others are weird>>2101447Thanks but I didn't even try, it's my real opinion
aleksib
>>2101531I'm trve ESL and even I knew what it meant. It's not a coincidence I've heard that so many times with brazilian and danish teams before. The ones that don't know are just retarded.
>>2101535yes but after each stop mouz leveled up, ultimately dethroning the kingit was like enjoying the perfect dbz arc
>>2101513Insane projection and inferiority complex: the post.
>>2101532>panchitoi'm still not up on my mexican but that means mixed race right?also its pretty funny because on paper latin americans pretend to have a rivalry but in practice they all have such a massive inferiority complex to white first worlders that they throw it all aside and root for each other anytime there's anything even remotely close to sudacas vs euros
donna getting blacked
>still seething about eslsbuckbroken kwab
Damn, PV is raping navi
jame...
w0ndercels we are so back
Damn, Navi just raped PV
[x] import /int/ to the 'gog
jLoser says he's coming back to csif he joins 100t i will blow up their hq in minecraft
Yee kinder with awp and enemy team round win chance increases drastically
>>2101544panchito is what spaniards call all latin americans in a pejorative wayargentinians seethe in particular when you call them it because they really think they're white lmao
Jame is a special agent of Agartha
>>2101549Nice redditjak. You will never be white.
>>2101560jakub strongest soldier
>>2101556Please god no, don't do this to my nigga rain..
>>2101564i couldn't stand hatewatching a team rain is on AGAIN
>everyone watching big Jbrazil bros.......
>>2101567>AGAINYikes.
the 1v2 they handed over to w0nderf00l was so bad, would be 6-1 at least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZoxXoD-az4watch my restream of the furia imperial match lads
This AW physiognomy is not normally...this is insane...someone check him spine
>2101565point provenpanchito
>>2101575welcome back kairon
i brought shame to my gaming family in front of /sp/ goons>>152300676
>>2101575
>chikaner in /vm/thought he got chased out for being brown
>the 'gogs gennies are the whitest ones like /hoc/truly an aryan general
>>2101571>supporting fattigan in 2025nah, i'm good
>Imperial putting more of a fight than NaviJesus...
mologoat
parivision shirt goes hard as fuck not going to lie
MOLOGOY
isn't chikaner philipino or chilean or somethinghilarious how he's always crying about who's actually white
>Furia shitstomped every championship so far>somehow, Molodoy doubled his power level for the majorJesus fucking Christ
>>2101612I'm worried that he's gonna blow his load early and leave nothing in the tank for playoffs
you can quit it lil bro, nobodys watching brazil over /ourguy/ w0nderful
>/ourguy/>wonderfoolloleven lmao
>>2101612most obvious burn out quick and quarterfinal exit ever
more like moloRAPE
>>2101617I have 3 monitors, I can watch both streams :^)
lucky run but it ends herepari 0-3
>>2101471>SCREAM IF YOU LOVE PAINI'm a liquid fan, all I know is pain
here's tomorrow's games
>>2101628
>>2101614>in reality i sunburn in 30 minutes and have blue eyeskek good one
>>2101636g2 and furia have alternated between 2-0'ing each other for like 6 series in a row this seasonfuria won last time
>>2101636G2 and FURIA are on a pretty cool back and forth. It should be G2's turn to win now.
>molodoy already washedit's over...
>spirit won :]>fewer spirit games :[
the brazil tears will be delicious when they don't win
>>2101666Nice digits
Furia looks poised to win this major tbqhwyl
remember when gr1ks was in the same conversation as molodoyi remember
kinda wondering how long before Molodoy hits drug tolerance
>>2101636FuriaSpiritFazeVitaFlcnNaviPariLiquid
What now, maggogsIon wanna go sleep
>molodoy 3.2 KDwtf
BC.Game would be a top 5 team with rain
Confirmed FURIA SPIRIT 3-0 check hltv.
why can't you turn off chickens?
LIQUID GRUDGE KINOOOOOOOOGRIM SCORE SOME FUCKING FRAAAAAAAAGS
>>2101720the non-eu man's burden
>>2101725need to kick kvem and put hallzerk on 3mo contracts so he's constantly about to be fired
donk has more aces in 4 majors than niko has in 16how do we explain that?
>>2101728it's funny that he's clearly not europeanit's like a dark mirror of the way brazilians primp and preen about what %white they are, the things you hate most are the ones you recognize in yourself
>>2101728it's just a giga autist from int whose only hobby is seething. you can thank sp for bringing him here
>>2101729Donk never had to face Tarik in a Grand Final
>>2101427nigga got one of life's great joys ruined for him forever by crapsper poodvery sad state of affairs. the atp and norwegian govt must jointly step in to save future innocents
>>2101728Definitely a jeet mad that he's "dirty brown" instead of "hot brown".
>apezilians trying to call anyone else nigger*taps chart, specifically the "white" brazilian row*you've got nigger in your veins joao, even your "white" southern cone
remember when people thought he deserved a top 20 spot?
>>2101774>0.82 t, 0.90 ctlolgenuinely sub-average igl mechanics and people get fooled by roles. these were his t-side stats when vitality was on top of the world, and it's 100% teammatefraud
>>2101636The monkey march needs to be stopped. There's only one man for the job.
just got back from w*rk what kinos did i miss today
>>2101753>jeet this jeet thatbuckbroken beyond recovery
>>2101795faze vitality and b8 falcons i guess
>>2101795failcucks got RAPED by b8
>>2101795hltv.org
>mouz spirit kinohell yeah
>>2101793HeavyGOAT will expose those frauds
>pua vs liquid in 0-2no.......
>>2101805it will be interesting. mouz 3-0 first season, spirit 3-0 second season. spirit kind of dominated last two times, but that was before spirit downfall.
>>2101636this is what gonna happen
>>2101825>POOUA to beat liquidHere is the AWPer you are betting on
>>2101749Kek, I don't mind anything but his boring playstyle to be fair, he's a very nice person and I don't need to cheer for winners, but I've been into the sport long before he became a pro
>>2101825Liquid deserves 0-3. They shouldn't even be in Stage 3.
>>2101887>>2101914The stoppable force vs the movable object, Liquid look completely hopeless against any half-decent team and PUA has been outclassed ages ago.ultimate and siuhy need to go yesterday.
pua will rape liquid just like they RAPED m80
>>2101965
The man to stop the monkey gang
>>2102026he aint stoping the brazilian coldzera
>>2102026>WideGod
>>2102026hes about to make some monkey soup for sure
why do "brazilian" teams always need white people like balts or Argentinians to succeed?
>>2102140But the most successful brazilian team was literally 5 brazilians. 4 of them gigabrown.
>>2102140>white people like balts or Argentinians
https://youtu.be/NG2fzpaWD8U?t=1487https://clips.twitch.tv/AdorableStylishMochaHeyGirl-_KOH2VPU8D8i5hotthese guys all have dementia or something, this happened not that many tournaments ago and they are completely misremembering the situation, made me close the tab since it seems they don't know what they're talking about
>>2102343>torzsi ran through a molly and diedlol
>>2102343i don't like thorin but at least he seems to have an autistic memory for everything cs related so when he brings up an example of some round, his re-telling is usually exactly how it happened too bad he's TOO autistic to be hireable, because those clowns (not counting ynk) don't really even seem to have a very good understanding of cs in general
magog is so fucking back!
>>2102373yes thorin seems to have photographic memory when it comes to cs, he remembers specific rounds that you won't even find in any frag movies from 1.6. mine is probably worse than most and I watch all t1 matches, so uneventful matches blend together but I can at least accurately describe how memorable moments like this one from the last season played out, I'd expect someone whose job revolves around talking about cs to be able to do the same
>>2102391thanks for the update buddy
*gifles you gf's ass*
The top five highlights of day 1:donk enters the Major with a Dualies aceSpinx aces PARIVISION in overtimedonk gets his second ace, with an AWPcontrolez lines up a massive spraydown to complete an aceFalcons gift B8 map point with another post-plant fumblelmao based hltv
m1SSNESY sisters?
>>2101753he's not a jeet, he was caught using a spanish keyboard layout once on /sp/just report his posts for spamming or whatever and don't engage with him, i'm sick of the sight of this faggot on every board
How do you faggots know that someone is from another board?
>>2102509They use other boards? What kind of question is this?
>>2102509it's the same obnoxious spamming posting style everywhere with the same images, it's impossible not to recognize
Damn, so spirit and furia are gonna dodge each other until play offs? I wanted to see donk truly tested.
>>2102523I guess I´m not online enough to be able to identify someone based on their posts althoughbeit.
>>2102529I hate pooria but you're out of your mind if you think spirit are on the same level as them.
>>2102531Stop being pretentious nigga. You are literally braindead if you can't recognize those posts.
>>2102534NTA but he's right ts something online terminally online niggas can do.
>>2102533spirit are gonna be good this major, just wait and see
>>2102539waiting and seeing
>>2102541you can go to bed, the games aren't for a while
>>2102550my sleep schedule is fucked nigga there's a snow storm going on
The people's main event
>>2102539nah, donk and shiro is still amazing, but the other 3 are such a disaster they will drop early playoffs
>>2102551comfy
I started cheering for Pooria just to see the cope this annoying fag will come up with if they win.
#LetsGoFalcons
>>2102758Jame will eliminate them yet again, buck breaking them for the final time
any new jame haiku?
Freya is gorgeous
Fazing really hard rn
Wait Falcons got PUA then Imperial, these faggots can't get a luckier draw
let's fucking go The MongolZ
yeah i'm thinking faze 1-2
donna lookin' STUNNING today
holy shit broky is so good at killing these eco players
twist...
tw0stzzz hahahaha
>5v3>ok let's throw, flash me mid
holy 180
oh no no no
>try to punish karrigan>lose
would the mongolz be ballsy enough to fix in stage 3 of the major? they love dropping to 0-2 against shit teams and then sweeping til the stage
holy shit... faze is trash
>>2102853lil pup karrigan is just playing with their food
broky is fucking insane
smoke spam so epic
>>2102853It ain’t over until it’s over
>>2102858he saw 910 and thought, "oh right. That's what I used to do"goat retard is back
we're so backkarrigan enabled broky
i remember a mirage b awp collat
>rush B cyka blyat
HOLY RAPEGE
faze catching practice
lol
faggot mongol bitchj
FOR THE HOOOOOOORDE
910 is just too fucking locked init might be over
karrybot crying again
faze full bitch mode
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm fazebros?
910 is not only a cutie patootie he's also very good at cs
i find it fascinating how the usage of HEs has changed so much in cs2 desu
wasnt faze back?
>let's focus on this t side boyz!!!>0 rounds
tw0stzz....
wtf check em pcs
faze magicnever doubt their ability to lose a rounddogshit leading
Mongolz just better than these bots
faze sisters i dont feel so good
>broky is ba-
Vitality-3dm yesterday and Vitality-B8 were maybe the biggest non-games i ever watched in Majors. literally felt like one team shooting bots for 30 minutes.
B8 more like R4pedLet's go Vitality!
910 so damn ugly
dona lookin FAT today
>>2102895that's your fault, you had to choose between mongolz-faze and b8-vitality and thought the later was better to watch
MONGODZFUCK F0ZE LMAO
KWAAABABABABABABAA F0ZE
kek Mongolian scene is amazingthey just put this random guy instead of Senzu and he's mogging
>>2102905mongolian faceit lvl 10 must be crazy
broky tried
good day for finnish cs
broky last dance
>>2102902no i would have watched Vitality anyway, i just can't believe how bad the opponents were
KWABko choke time
falcons lost to this?
>>2102920not once but twice
>>2102908Who is the best player on Faze? Its impossible to know (except that its not Karrigan)
i got a dreams and nightmare case from a drop, i'll use that money to get beerthanks valve
please Imperial do it for the memes
>I wish broky starts fragging
>>2102925You can get beer for that? I forgot I should be logging in once a week to get drops, I havent played in 2 month. When I play regularly I dont think about drops, now I play helldivers 2 I forget about drops
>>2102925based
lmao Faze really wasted the once a month good broky game on everyone taking a day off
do you think this is adecuate attire for an interviewer?
>>2102934>adecuate
>>2102934God she's so pretty brosI wonder how she'd react if I asked her out on the spot
>>2102934oink oink
why is kyxsan finnish and niko romanian?
>>2102940kek wtf
>>2102931cheap and bad beer but you can get it
>>2102934She'll be nekkid during playoffs.
>>2102940how do you even get that wrong? did someone just try to remember their countries on the fly while making the picture?
>>2102940PERKELE
>>2102934She looks obese by european standardst. Canadian
why isnt faze back? we were supposed to be back we even beat vitality
>>2102953no Rain, no is back
kyousuke
>kee oh suu kayfucking awful pronunciation, so annoying
holy kyousuke
Mongolz lost to this?
>>2102953>we were supposed to be back
goddamn imperial fucking SUCKS
>>2102934>tfw no soft and squishy cs gf
>deleted
Sopa de macaco está pronta, senhores.
stupid ahh monkeys
my romanian goat :)
13x2
It's funny seeing the quirky edgy racist 4chan loses cheering for the middle eastern team lol
>>2102948>how do you even get that wrong?probably mixed the flags with Navi players somehow
/magog/ is allah pilled
what makes someone come to 4chan then belittle 4chan users
>16k bank when only leading 5-2lol
>cheering for sandniggersnever me
kyousuke the goat
UMA DELICIA
>PUA vs Liquidlooool NA always meeting in the elimination bracket
Kyousuke bragging over farming tier 3 kek
iM you fucking retard
>pain giving navi troubleWasn't expecting that.
I was worried for falcons ahead of this match, lol
>falcons getting the fisher price group stage
falcons really gonna playoffs off farming pua and imperial kek
>>2103020bigotzera always cooking up something
>>2103025bo1 gods were merciful but bo3 gods will punish them
#LiquidUp
>>2103020pain is the only other good br team, why would they not shit on NAVI the most washed team on the planet?
>>2102940kek saarladder
>>2103040KEKSAARLIKE INDIAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKIZZAT !
>benchL on ohne stream
>>2102940Teses more like FECES
crowd sounds zooted out of their mind
How does ukraine have 3 teams in the major while they are being fucked in the ass by russia irl, honest question.
>>2103053Only the fake part of Ukraine, the Polish part is playing CS.
>>2103053They only have one though?
>>2103053Famous rich ukranians that don't live there finance CS teams to virtue signal nationalism. It's that simple.
>>2103060>navi b8 UA
>How does canada have 3 players in the major while they are being fucked in the ass by trump irl, honest question.
>ohne is on the naughty listdeserved for selling fent to his fans
>>2103053Males get to leave the country if they have high paying jobs. Females get to leave if they are prostitutes.
>>2103064These are just orgs. They don't just magically disappear lol.
sers why no indian player in major?
>>2103053>while they are being fucked in the ass by russia irlday 1375 of the 3-day special military operation btw
>>2103076like any other sport, indians are subpar and unskilled enough
>>2103076forsaken kinda ruined their scene forever
>>2103076saar I'm downloading word
navi good or just lucky?
I WANNA GRAB DONNA'S SIDES SO BAD BROS
why she standing like that
>>2103089pain isn't a good team, rather biguzera is a good player
>>2103093that's a crazy head shape on Grim
>>2103093grim with the GAMER DENT
>>2103076We play more skill game PUBG mobil
>>2103092>>2103093this bitch is obese
>>2103100you have no idea how hard that's making me
>>2103093what is that tattoo supposed to be?a heart with wings?
>>2103102Imagine how soft, squishy, and grabbable she is given her heft weight.
>>2103103Ace of spa....ok, not funny. sorry.
>>2103093Built for nexa
honestly surprising spirit has better odds when they've been for several tournaments in a row
>>2103115donk is red hot, those are fair odds
hate this freakishly ugly man baby bobble head
I need POOUA to btfo Liquid so my picks stay intact
why is portugal so shit at cs
PUA-Liquid is at the same time as Mouz-Spirit kek, not even the relatives of the players will watch this match
>>2103119oops
>>2103124By the time Mouz-Spirit starts, PUA-Liquid will be over half done, I will watch that till the end then switch to Mauz-Spirit
>>2103093how do baldies just walk aroujnd with no hair
>>2103126fair enough, i didn't think there was a 10 min delay for Spirit_Mouz
is mouz the ugliest team?
>>2103122for the same reason italy is a non entity: Historically weak lan scene.
>>2103053Never ask a Ukrainian nationalist which country they currently reside in.
>>2103132parivision no doubtweird ass goblins
Higher seeds are 17-3 in stage three
>>2103138bug
freya's lipstick on my cock...
>hawk-pua
>>2103138whats the point of that picture attached to your post?
>>2103146What's the point of complaining about it?
>>2103146girls love big seed
>>2103146it represents the lower seeds salivating at the superiority of higher seeds
Yep, it's torBVLL time.Also predicting a Spirit tech pause in the first 6 rounds.
Mouz overpass again
ayo uk mandem they dun packed Ramz (TOC) in jamaica
>>2103148not that guy, but it's weird, since the major started I noticed lots of posts presumably by the same guy had some meaningless image included that has nothing to do with what they were saying, replying to or cs in general
>>2103155based
it's not weird it's the future
top 3 players in the world right now:1. molodoi2. kyousuke3. donk
>>2103164dont reply to that retard. he got defensive just for questioning his peculiar behavior. he is probably a troon or a woman
>>21031744. jcobb
>>2103146dude wants to share his ai gf with the rest of the world
>>2103174molodog is mid
>>2103103handlebars
>>21031744. torszi5. monesy6. sh1ro7. zweih8. zywoo
Damn, mouz just raped spirit
donka is ready to rape
reminder: there are retards believing that mouz can win this majoryou can laugh now
good job mouznice awp
>>2103133terrible comparisonPortugal had teams and scene ever since 1.6, Italy never had anything, Italians don't even play stuff on PC
Damn, spirit just raped mouz
>>2103192why not?
>>2103192I am retards
>>2103196and again and again, yikes>>2103192ro8 at best
>>2103192mouz unironically play really good as a team, but individually they are a bunch of shitters. if it werent because furia is already what mouz wishes to be, they could win the major
fuck this, stavn was right, Spirit really is the most boring team. i already lost the will to watch CS after 4 rounds, i'll wait for G2 Furia
jesus christ donk
donk :)
and the goat is on fire
>>2103192everyone can win this major
donk is on a tear this tournament sheesh
>>2103222not liquid
Shitquid about to blow a 9-3 lead
>>2103232JT's t sides have gotten gaped every game this stage, its train tho
brollan coming like a silver on a mission
What happened to the fat lesbian on Spirit?
>>2103232THE BOYS are beating the bald
>>2103232to be fair it is train
damn ok gooner
2v4>2v42v4>2v42v4>2v42v4>2v42v4>2v4
>>2103241they won it though
disband liquid
l0qu0d
>>21031741. donk2. molodoy3. w0nderful
GOOD HALF
Jimpphat really has an unbelievable fall off for the whole year
>>2103250spinx' fault
Why does the coach headset have 3 lights on while the players only has 2 lights turned on? Is it the levels of noise canceling?
>>2103253Battery, idiot
DONKED
mouz bros..........we're a step below
>>2103254they are wired headsets you dumb nigger
and who's supposed to defeat spirit performing like this?
mouz having this kind of crowd is so weird
>>2103263Pain
>>2103261They are not. Lmao zoomers are so retarded. haha holyshit.
>>2103263
>>2103263Falcons, as usual
>>2103264probably government sponsored, there's no way so many people would be willing to cheer for mouz just for 1 player
>>2103267there is a giant thick wire coming off of them you dumb retard what is wrong with you
>>2103277yeah now think for a sec what the wire is for if not electricity. there's spmething else attached to the headset
>>2103263Falcons, Furia, Vitality, Navi
chopper with his fucking five-seven
HOLY LMAO
I think it's a very retarded habit to be touching each other after every round. I would tell my team to kill themselves if they kept trying to make me take my hand off my mouse every round. This is why s1mple is based, he would punch his teammates on his prime instead of fist bumping or slapping their hand.
>>2103263chopper won't have another lifegame like this any time soon, look at zweih and tn1r this is theirs and his real level
>>2103283lol. lmao even. Furia maybe 1 map, the rest in your list, not even close. vitality couldnt even beat faze on nuke with microtoggles
>>2103264>>2103275Why do people dislike Mouz?
>>2103292usual anti-Indian xenophobia
>>2103277hey zoomoid. did you think about it? been real quiet since hhhhhhhh dauni
that donk kid pretty good
>>2103295you are braindead
mouz-tards suddenly so quiet? what happend?
torzsi's parents are there watching
>>2103302tor...BVLL...*coughs up blood**dies*
>>2103288you would leave your teammate hanging anon?
>>2103302>watching your son getting raped in a vidya gamelevels of humiliation ritual I cannot even phantom
KEK imagine going 0-2 against fucking pick up artists
donka 2.16 rating in 3 maps
the guy shouting call outs in the crowd is a fuckingdisgrace. Hope they ban him off the premises.
>>2103302deadzweight every time, they would've won the major with chadixx
>>2103306Not only that then I'd tell them to kill themselves and focus on the fucking game
>>2103306I would increasingly touch them sexually every time we won
>eliminated on the enemies former permabanl0qu0d...
why is liquid losingwhere is godtimate..
>>2103310 players can't hear it you fucking faggot, keep losing l000000l
TL really blew all their luck in stage 2 huh
>>2103289"LIFEGAME LIFEGAME LIFEGAME" that’s literally all you drooling parrots know how to say, dude has one clean map at the major, scrapes 17 kills without even top fragging, and suddenly every single one of you is screeching the same dead word like a hive-mind of brain-dead bots—lifegame this, lifegame that, lifegame masterclass, lifegame on LAN, as if two syllables is the peak of human language. shut the fuck up, learn one new word, and let lifegame rot in hell already.
>>2103288yeah only if you win or have a real nice try i think
>>2103294Is the org Indian? I didn't know that, I will support them
>>2103302donk daygame
>>2103317I'm all for Spirit, but this is just nigger behavior.
>>2103289chopper regularly has life games
>>2103309no ace on last map = gigawashed
>>2103325slavs are kinda bit niggerish though donk is rurikid which means he is nordic not some slav
>>2103312zontix igl and magixx taking zweih's roles back is an era roster
NAF TILTED ITS OVER
His smile and optimism: Gone
LULQUID
If you didn’t start at 3 and half years old then you’re not gonna make it as a pro
>>2103292xertion and spinx would be most peoples reason, but if you don't care about that there's also little reason to like them, the most interesting thing about them is jimi's twitter escapades and torszi who's sort of a funny hype guy
team liquid but the liquid in question is piss
Mirage is Liquid's comfort pick too
>>2103332He reminds me of this cod player called Replays, back in the day he would do the most ridiculous 1v3 clutches and look like he didn't want to be there. Except that guy won 2 majors and world championship.
hallzerk just fucking griefed grim's spray
>>2103253>>2103254The three green lights seen on professional Counter-Strike 2 (CS2) players' headsets during esports events are indicator LEDs that communicate the status of the headset to tournament officials. They are part of an "Admin Detection System" like the AceZone A-Live headset. The specific statuses indicated by the lights are:Mic status: Whether the player's microphone is on or muted.Connection status: Indicates if there are any connection issues with the headset or the game server.Noise-cancelling status: The status of the headset's active noise-cancelling feature. These lights are crucial for tournament organizers to ensure fair play and manage technical issues efficiently during a match, without interrupting the players.
liquid............................................
LMOAO ITS FUCKING OVER
AHAAHJHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH DONEQUID
NICK E LEEE
ahahahahahAHhahahahahha oh nono no nononoonono
my nigga nicx
actually disband wtf
bro I can't stop laughing this is too funny mang
Pretty sure PUA is the worst team on paper in Stage 3, this is just pathetic for Liquid.
>>2103320this appears to be pasta but no reason to replace it with any other synonymous words>>2103326not any more often than other igls really
>>2103342I knew it wasn't battery.>>2103254dumb nigger
>>2103350i like their kits but the shirt quality is pretty bad, could have invested in better blanks
>>2103310>>2103325there is no way they hear 1 guy shouting out positions, mouz definitely heard the entire crowd roaring when they were looking at or nading someone in smokes, they're the only ones who benefited from the crowd so far
-siuhtty -nertz-ultiflop from awping
KEK NERTZ
>you'd have to be falcons to lose thiskek
>>2103342Thank you for the proper answer anon. I was only mean to that retard because he was being confidently wrong. You are cute.
>>2103359Jesus christ
is we getting liquid funeral?
I can't help but blame siuhy for that play by nertzthere's no way he wanted to just sit there
>>2103357trolled^^
>>2103359>hits him twiceI would kill myself
>I was just pretending to be retarded I'm not actually retarded xDDd
I hate that ugly smug goblin donk like you wouldn't believe. He's the personification of the noodle arm gook meme that mocks esports. Fuck him. I hope furia or even mouz right now deliver.
>>2103377>average liquid bettor
I love the word "lifegame". Its so perfectly condescending. Especially when someone uses it unironically (not accusing people here, mostly hltv), it lets me know they are seething and makes me happy.
>>2103377>NIXXA
>>2103359HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
pua bros.. they're coming back
Passhit UA can still choke this
reminder Liquid is only here because they farmed a million VRS points in one tournament bc they couldn't win a single match on LAN for months
OH NO NO NO NO ISRAELBROS
>>2103386nah, some stupid round will happen and Liquid will shart, it always happens
Hot take: Every esports game should be a "best of one". MD3 and MD5 are too long and boring.
what the fuck was sh1ro and donk doing
d0nk just got HIMMY'D
jimiGOD
busuhags
>>2103361doesn't matter desu, such behavior should be punished
zweih is such a tier 2 player bro it's unreal, this bot didn't deserve to win Cologne
epic liquid choke inc
PUAbros...
>>2103402of course, it seems he was told off already
spirit really cant play train
wittle d1nk
>>2103416they dropped EIGHT rounds to LIQUID on train lmaooo
i don't think this is what beards are meant to look like
um does sp0r0t know they're on a ct map
https://cdn.shopify.com/videos/c/o/v/c5a2aa7d8f1440e09fb549f7f5005f88.mp4
kek what a tilted bitch
Why even try that with a crowd
ScreaM (PBUH) has been grinding cs2 again. comeback soon?
liquid choking oh no....
fake comeback
>>2103406none of them did, they only beat their pigeons mouz and navi, no really good team
GET SHANKEDnice double awp call siuhy
>double awp on match point point round
Damn, MOUZ is raping them good.
xertion cleary cheating and aim locking lmao, ban all Israelis they are cheating
PUA is such a meme team kek, i'm actually glad they won't go 0-3 even tho they're probably the worst team here, worse than Imperial
>>2103435so vitality deserved to win or?
>>2103386lole
damn zoomers dont even know who scream is
>>2103451what happened?
tell me, why does he wear the bracelet?
>>2103430100T ScreaM
spirit is so shit lmaoooooo
LIQUID FUNERAL LETS GO
>>2103453kabbalah
>>2103453hugh jackman..
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
get fucked you shithouse orggo homekeep siuhykeep sucking
Lolquit, it's over.
who do we blame?
Elige was always the problem. Glad karrigan recognized this and kicked his bald ass.
time for the huimiliation ritual (ft. banks)
remember when elige was on the #1 team in the world? those were the days
>old coL kicking elige's assnice
>>2103469siuhy
>>2103469at least they justified the "Passion UA" name
>>2103473>remember when elige was on the #1 team in the worldnever happened
>jamekino being ruined by the two stoogesnoooooooo
>>2103469Polish frauds
>>2103481won the grand slam, counts in my book
>liquidteam needs ritual execution, starting with management + elige
>>2103469kvem life game + siuhy bad calls + siuhy ego fragging + ultimate sucks ass + bad knife hitboxes
>>2103469jews
>>2103469everyone not from na
>>2103485no major, no #1
>>2103446no, at that point in time whoever eliminated vitality deserved to win, so I suppose if mouz had won the final it would be deserved since they had the toughest path, it's the same reason mongolz and G2 truly deserved their wins
>>2103469(((NertZ)))
>>2103493if majors are so great, why did fnatic win 3 of them? checkmate atheist
>>2103495Mouz really did deserve that Cologne up until the final game, that was the biggest choke i've ever seen, just complete zero. in their mind i guess they already opened the champagne after beating Vitality.
Liquid declined the funeral lol. Good on them, its enough humiliation for the day.
remember when people said brollan replacing siuhy as IGL would be the end of mouz?
GOATR0 I KNEEL GOATR0 I KNEEL GOATR0 I KNEEL GOATR0 I KNEEL GOATR0 I KNEEL GOATR0 I KNEEL GOATR0 I KNEEL GOATR0 I KNEEL GOATR0 I KNEEL GOATR0 I KNEEL GOATR0 I KNEEL GOATR0 I KNEEL GOATR0 I KNEEL GOATR0 I KNEEL GOATR0 I KNEEL GOATR0 I KNEEL GOATR0 I KNEEL GOATR0 I KNEEL GOATR0 I KNEEL GOATR0 I KNEEL GOATR0 I KNEEL GOATR0 I KNEEL GOATR0 I KNEEL GOATR0 I KNEEL
harry's having a wank
>>2103507brollan and siuhy aint shit nigga. sycrone was and is still the real head of mouz
d0nk is walling rofl
it's over for sp0rot sissies
Can brollan fucking say anything? What a drain it must be if your IGL isn't excited at all after a critical round.
how did my Liquid (a team that almost went toe to toe with Prime Astralis) lose to Passion UA?
>>2103546because that liquid had 3 different players
did chopper really think they will fake on 4v1 xd
lmaoooooooooooooooo dogshit spirit is so shit lmaooooooooooooooo
wait hear me out-kvem+elige
>I JUS BE BRINGIN DA HEAT UH I JUS BE BRIGGIN DA UHHH NIGGA MUFUGUHHH MUH DIK daily reminder that this is core zoomer music and you should all kill yourselves
Only way Mouz wins, if the entire crowd is cheating for them. Insane.
>>2103562shut up you boring cunt
>>2103562uncbros... hes making us look lame....
>>2103566kill yourself braindead adhd waste of oxygen
i dont really care about spirit or mouz, they're not winning this major
>>2103562i literally think the same every time that comes on tbdesu
>>2103562kek this song makes me mad too, same with the spongebob parody ad
>>2103571holy seethe
>>2103571Stop signing your posts.
>>2103588are you ever going to stop spamming this?
>>2103562brother....
>>2103562uh uh niggaz be niggiin da beat uh uh
>>2103562WASH YO ASS
>>2103591Are you ever going to stop signing your posts?
>>2103601you post it like once per hour lol get a grip
trans&proud
>>2103606Factually incorrect.
uncs be like yeah give me some of that 2000s landfill indie dat shit SLAPS
>>2103608well in the end you're the biggest signer in the thread
>>2103611Monitor on buddy.
Adam Torzsas will stomp the Soviets.
>>2103562They should play Linkin Park, get these zoomers listening to some real music
I LOVE GERMANY AND ISRAEL
team that don't just do b-execs seem to fail at overpass t sides
donk era one day two bo1s
>>2103500yea people were calling it too after they celebrated finally getting a win over them like it was the major final, need to bottle up the emotions a bit and not allow yourself to release them until after the job is finished. it's partly why I thought falcons would win hong kong, after crushing vitality they were so nonchalant, I mean they could've but a handful of clutches decided the last maps
>>2103625unironically, yes. linkin park is peak white culture. something these negroid zoomer mutts wouldn't know anything about.
>>2103637>unironically, yes. linkin park is peak white culture.xd fucking americans need to be banned from this shi
AW!
lmao these niggas be dying to usp
>>2103643i am from central europe
how do u go from map 1 to this spirit.
>>2103625>Linkin Park>Real musicKek
Sunpapi vs mologoat will actually be exciting
liquid will be better next year
>>2102934She's lost weight, she looks much better now.
I hate overpass so god damn much. replace it with fy_poolparty or some shit
TELLING YOU GUYS ISRAELIS ARE ALL CHEATING
>>2103667what fans nigga
>>2103671then why is maui so ass in esea
>>2103670this but inferno
>>2103675he would be level 7 on faceit without
jame's reaction speed seems so slow in the last few matches, like every other time he dies with the awp he's looking at whoever did it through his scope
>sendthemhomesendthemhome>in a 2-0 matchupare these fans retarded
>>2103685he looks to the radar
>Finn backstabs the Swede
>go a>lose>go b with mac10s and tec9s>winit's that easy
>>2103685igl awp diffunironic focus issuesomething like that needs a second caller who can do the radar looking & team micro for you
>>2103667b-but the bootcamp...
>>2103694surely not every time
>>2103704pretty sure every timethere is no way he has 1 1 second reaction time dud exd
>>2103625I'm zoomer and I literally grew up listening to LP. You are retarded
I almost asked /cs2g/ why you were all counting Spirit as 3-0 confirmed a day ago, but thought you knew something I didn't.It's Mouz you retards, the only ones Furia is yet to beat.
i bet all my tuition on team spirit......
>>2103726hi there stewie, huge fan
lol at spirit trying to give donk ace
tn1r bad vibes bring zont1x back
Cucked out of his ace lel
legit cold as fuck
zweih clutch kek
>>2103734they do it every time if they can help it kek, but casters and "experts" keep bringing up his amount of major aces compared to others as if it's only because of how good he is
Aces gifted by teammates don’t count
what do zweight and tn1r do besides go negative
>>2103747i've seen them do in pistols but most of his aces are just gun rounds
>>2103750tn1r won a clutch
>>2103732>stewie>tuition
>>2103748kills done with awps dropped by teammates don't count
>>2103750give the enemy money and steal aces
Team Luck as always cheesing with a donk +W play.
CHICKEN COOPCHICKEN FUCKING COOPbring back cbble blyat
pari won game 1 :)
LAMO remember when you couldn't drop grenades for your teammates, how tf did uncs play that shit?
>>2103755yeah, at the Hustler University
Whats up with Valve picking these countries run by controversial retards lately? Wheres next, Caracas? Tel Aviv?
>>2103764mouzniggas been watching a team with no actual stars for so long they think having a good player pull shit off is "luck" and "cheese"admins pls patch donk being good
as usual, b-execs is how you win on overpass
>>2103778I always wanted a Moscow, SPB, or New York City major
>>2103778Fidesz is only controversial if you are an anarcho-communist with a daily dilation routine. They'll lose the next election anyway.
XERTION IS CHEATING IM TELLING YOU FOR MONTHS
Spirit's CT-side without zont1x is the most dogshit telegraphed gameplay you can possibly fathom
testing
>>2103785Kyiv 2026, trust the process
>>2103778Your city gets MOGGED by Buda AND Pest
>>2103789nice
>>2103788the crazy thing is zontix was standing in the same postion everytime, but they still couldnt do anything ever
>>2103789u can upload mp4s now unc
>>2103783The long play is cheesy. You don't know if anyone is looking or not, its just coincidence.
>>2103778what's controversial about budapest?
>>2103797not testing formats. Testing my app
spirit really hasn't deserved this win
>>2103802mouz is winning this thoughtever
>>2103801blud vibe coded a magog clipper
>>2103799reading comprehension much?
sh1ro what are you doing
Hung-aryan
>sp0r0t
>>2103804boring games. Might as well
>>2103807>>2103808erm
Why so quiet Mouztards? l000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000l
moussies :(
BUCKBROKEN
>>2103811what's your setup. feel like vs code with roo code and about any model should've oneshot it.
m0uzn0ggas REALLY thought they had a chance for onceoops! next time for sure though, next time you're gonna get over the hump, this was just a fluke, we're gonna see the real level of this team soon
I can't wait for this faceit stack to get dicked down 2-0 by Furia or Vitality in quarters.
>>2103805hungary, whatever
has hally ever been interviewed in english?
if spirit got perfecto instead of this zweigh bot they would never lose again
>>2103819And ofc ChoKo, their father.
why do hungarians look turkish?
Aus die Maus.
>>2103819mouze won't go to quater lil bro
>>2103816claude code, opus 4.5experimenting with not using an editor at all. just the terminal and letting skynet fix everything on it's own. Only thing I wrote was the initial CLAUDE.md file
>>2103819is there a single mouz fan who's not a spiritual cuckold
How can you be 32 and not speak english? Is he retarded?
>>2103822perfecto has 1 evp in his entire career
>>2103824those are germans lilbro
as the biggest mouz hater (falconfan) i wanted sp0r0t to lose. there is nothing more irritating than a pitch dark eyes midget microtoggler, screaming his lunges out everytime he wins a round
>too busy /int/ posting on /sp/>forget about this match>unmute>hear russian being spokenit was at that moment i knew our side won and jewish globohomo lost>>2103830based claudecode useri had it vibe code a streamlink + mpv setup which overlays twitch chat
>>2103821holy shit is donk like 150cm
ty retards.
now the real kino can finally start
>>2103824why video no play?
>>210384020cm where it counts
>>2103833and zweight has (and will forever have) 0
>>2103824They thought that if they accepted enough roman*ans as citizens they could repeal Trianon
>>2103830Mhm ok. Sounds good.
>>2103774I forgot that it's not always been a thing, probably the best change ever along with cs2 smokes but other versions have things that were better than what we got now. like 1.6 wall penetration for most surfaces with relevant amounts of damage which added lots of fun and tactics, or movement options in 1.6 and even source, now the epitome of movement is crouching then uncrouching while changing direction, before you had crazy bhops and duck jumping
>>2103833click trophies
>they lost to passion UA
>>2103853>look at how many times he got carried
>>2103832even worse, he's russian
And now....g2 kino.
>>2103855vro have you ever watched zweih playsomeone has to be carried, they might as well not throw too. I remember a perfecto deathless mirage ct half
Jitu bros its our time
malbs with his Mesoamerican warrior genes mogging SunPayus
>>2103862zontix is better than dogfecto ever was
>>2103854
>>2103866zont1x isn't playing the same ct roles retard
Reminder that furia is no longer brazilian but is just another globohomo team.
ayo when's my nigga HEN1 playing
Reminder that no one gives a fuck and people just want to see molodoy frag out.
imagine losing to brasilian rats
furia is a white people team
Down with the Macacos
>>2103885hen1 the markieff morris of cs no cap
>>2103833>anchor needs to be donk 2.0he gets his, every single round. zweih only gets mcdonalds and cries in bathroom knowing he is ruining donks legacy
>>2103893we know
>>2103890Like every single team in the world right now?
>>2103864is mesoamerican warrior a fast food chain
>>2103904Yes. Pretty pathetic.
>danya please collect frags, the more frags you collect the higher the chances we'll win a roundAh! Impeccable playbook!
-freya +pimp on the panelHoly downgrade...
>>2103880its okay when fallen does it
SHUT UP PIMPSHUTUP
>>2103912just imagine how much better spirit would be if they replaced chopper instead of magix and zontix
>Liquid 0-3KWAB
>>2103919chopper has at least carried two maps this tournament
donnas sisterit runs in the blood
>>2103919yeah, retards still say IGLs are harder to find nowadays but mouz worked with brollan while Liquid didn’t with a nonfragging IGL like siuhy
>>2103925magixx carried them in shanghai playoffs
>>2103929Yes, as usual. Western supremacy baby
>>2103932yes but it's also like the only time he carried
>>2103912that last interview was such pr bullshit, and now zweight can't even perform against mouz which is the one thing he did better than magixx
>>2103936
>>2103941yes, but magixx also kinda sucksthey should've gotten xielo or magnojez instead
black women belong to portuguese men
>>2103927Damn. Hank dies like a hero and Marie just goes and jumps on some gangster's cock. What a cunt!
>>2103947respectable for his roles and being donk's bank
>molodoy not even fragging outProfessor have mercy on them...
>same retarded polnigger posts day in day outSo tiresome.
G2bros, I'm afraid to see we'll be obliterated.Our only chance to win this major is for every good team to eliminate each other and face Navi in the final.
>>2103954it's inferno. sometimes you just don't get any action coming your way.
https://www.twitch.tv/magixxlff/clip/DreamyReliableWebThunBeast-rMIOVvaZX4eDfyGezweight could never
BRAZIL IS YOUR DADBEST REGION IN THE WORLDCRY FAGGOTSSIT DOWN DOGSGG EZ13X0 INCOMING
>>2103934>shows a graph that clearly shows brazilians being the whitest country in south america
All those Kazakh women are reserved for molodoy
Was the crowd really trying to help mouz and give them advantage?
im not prepared for another Brazilian counterstrike era
>>2103958sybau nigga
>>2103962Furia is undeniably best team right now but I can't wait for brazilian monkeys to seethe in absolute rage when Vitality wins team of the year and zywoo top1 regardless if they win the major or not.It's incredible how recensy bias affect national teams far more than international, turkish dogs were saying Aurora will win every tournament for the rest of the year after their shitty tier2 trophy.
based professor fragging so molodoy saves his load for the semis and finals
>>210396413x2
g2 will beat falcons in grand final and niko will kill himself
>>2103786or if you are a white man who understands that sponsoring one of the most corrupt oligarchs on the planet with your taxes is not what society should look like.
>>2103976>zywoo top1donk finna get major mvp and snag ithe's mogged zywoo vs every level of competition this year, just needs enough team accolades to get close enough
Outbrained by Professeur
SE MOLE DOI IMAGINA DURO
>molodoy not even online >peepoo is already scared and broken
>AAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE Professor-sama knows about our plan DON'T PLANT B, THEY ARE THERE TOOKWAB
steppewife
G2 IN SHOCKDid you guys spot that khazach cutie? Molodoy is eating good tonight.
>>2103974>brazilian counterstrikebut the best brazilian team, imperial, is bad?
>>2103984Perhaps, my point is Furia will not win shit at HLTV awards but molodoy rookie of the year.
>>2103990He, most likely, doesn't speak a single word of that language.
>>2103990the one on the right got stung by a bee or something?
>>2103994Vitality will sweep that shit regardless of the results of this major.
>>2103989>tranime addicted vira lata
>>2103990I'M NOTICING!
>>2104000>cheering on Brazil>vira lata
molodoy what are you doing
>>2103997kissable cheeks run in the mongolian bloodline
>>2103997just found out she's allergic to semen, my bad
Okay this level of luck is absolutely inhumane how in the fuck can not a single guy can look behind during the exec.
hello friends,laughing so hard at jews today
brazilian fans are so sovl
>>2104024svck aryan brazilians cocks
ok polfags, we know you're jelly but let's get back to G2 getting raped
Buddy is crayzee.
>>2104024these guys were obviously paid to be there, you stupid?
i'm watching pari vs 3dmax how is furia g2 going bros
>>210405011x5 for Furia.
>>2104052whose map?
This is humiliating, please next map.
the pattern of alternating 2-0's ends here
>>2104055G2
>>2104055G2. Overpass next.>>2104059It was fun while it lasted.
I didn't thought it would be this easy.
>G2 started getting hunted through the map and shot on the backJesus Christ...
niggas actually fell for the sunpaypal meme AGAINit's charlie brown-football tier atp
I love these games where fallen pops the fuck off with the rifle. Molodoy hasn't even done shit this map lolCan't wait to see him smash G2 on overpass
soo boring....
>>2104060>>2104062oh damndid g2 not show up or what?the match i'm watching might go longer than that one, they're going to map 3 right meow
g2 fucking sucks lmaoancient favours big jame
g2 the raped
>>2103929>top 1>this means somethinglol
>have to get europeans to winkek imagine being a brazilian nationalist
my nigga hunter...
>removes Niko and Monesy>still has to play 2v5Fuck this team maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
>we killed malbs, no need to clear site
sunpaypal so ASSSSSSSS>>2104077why would I imagine that
why doesn't heavygod just eat furia?
>>2104076Holy cope
KWAB!
dios mios..
>>2104069The Professor just to read them like a book.
>>2104092yeah that's what i said
should be illegal to put together an igl with 140+ iq and 4 competent players
>they're STILL seething about 7-1
G2 = trash
>win 1 tournament>we da bess!!!!kek
>>2104095the mauisnake of manaus
>>2104091This has to be the most embarrassing attempt at falseflagging I've ever seen on this website.
why is malbs so bad this year?
Youtube Stream A just got taken down lol.
apparently furia g2 games bring out the same thread shitters as faze and vitality gameshope you all get cancer
>>2104109they want him to be The nigga but he's just A nigga
>>2104112would rather have cancer than be brazilian desu
based pagodeiros
>>2104117then I hope you all get reincarnated in india
>>2104112the only thread shitter that comes here when furia plays is the poltard.
looks like pv 0-3but at least they got enough vrs points to start getting some tournament invites
>only hope niggertards have here is vitality winning aryan fvriaxD
>>2104127no. There's multiple, and it's not just poltardsit's idiots screaming into the void treating the thread like it's twitch chat with swear words
goodbye... jame...
>>2104130people have been posting nt and shit for years. it's a live thread
>>2104120i'd rather be brazilian than argentine
>>2104121Gau and the dude on the left look so much better with ozempic
>>2104135lol
>>2104138what
>>2104105Isn't that what tournaments are meant to decide?
>>2104121man sudacas are ugly
>>2104142yeah, meme rankings aren't relevant
CT sided mapBelieve in JAMEtime
Looks like these are the games tomorrow.
jame needs to retire awping desu
what's up with the macaco inferiority complex to argies
>>2104148>we're the best cuz we won this meme tourney no one was atok joao
*violently mogs you**wins the major*
>>2104159>wins the majorthanks bro i needed a laugh
pimp is even worse when I'm drunkactually had to mute the tossa
Niko v G2 is possible.
>>2104165>haven't even qualified for playoffsholy
bora furia caralho, if you catch my meaning
>>2104112>>2104130Yea, there's no point in watching FURIA games and having this place open, it's absolute dogshit. Confused about the FaZe Vitality thing though. Maybe you mean the f0ze thing.
VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
why wasn't brazil good before the latvians arrived?
>>2104086They cleared site, molly on triple, but they got flashed.
>nooooooooo you totally have to consider my wins at shitter cup of the week #3!!!!!!insane cope
>>2104151Praying for my niggas FaZe Clan.
>>2104156who wasn't at chengdu?
>>2104172stop noticing things
>>2104177prestige
>he values tournaments outside the big 4
kipzahgodmolodawg
eh o motoboy krl
>>2104182?
>>2104172Probably because the best BR AWPer was more expensive than m0NESY and the best BR opener was more expensive than donk. So they had to play with fuck ass chelo and skullz while FalleN was trying to play with the AWP.
>>2104177>>2104184>china>unironicallyoh dear
>>2104184okay, lets not put astralis next to the real teams dude
Brazil era
>the big 44?
>>2104190crazy that all of brazil can't produce a few players better than KEKindar and literally whom
>>2104195kato, major, koln, major
>>2104195british fags always try to sneak murray in
If pari win faze play pua again
>>2104172Idk, why weren't Yekindar and Molodoy winning before Furia?
>>2104197>katodreamhack event from 2026 on
>>2104170f0zeit will never catch on. just stop it. if it was actually catchy sure, but its not.
AWSTRUCK
>>2104196to be fair, most of them cant afford a pc and even when they can its a 50/50 chance they decide play soccer instead
>>2104207>Indian>makes Indian Jesuskek
>>2104201because yekindar was on lulquid lmao
>>2104204>it's not funny>stop laughinggood luck with that one
brazil is basically bizzaro america where everything went wrong
>>2104204>if it was actually catchyif it was the least bit funny maybeit's just an npc virus. put 0's on things you don't likeit was funny the first time with s1mple years ago, so npc's thought it'd make them funny to make the same joke over and over
this kid is fucking insane holy shit
>cheering for rival teams disgusting behaviour ngl
Holy fuck they won that.>>2104204Yea it's very annoying, but I don't think it's the same shitters doing it. One is very poltard-like and the other seems like just a tourist shitting up the thread. Both insufferable and likely won't go away though.
>>2104212who is laughing, its only you. being lame and autistic. like stop being so wierd
>G2 about to get 0-13G2bros please don't look...
>>2104227I'm not the one posting it, I've just been on the internet for more than 24 hours. trying to scold people into not making a derisive joke is the absolute best way to ensure they keep making it
You can see how much Furia's matured with this series. They used to trade 2-0s against G2, now they're blowing them out.
>>2104228>location: indonesia
>AAAAAH EUROPE SAVE USSSSSSSSSSSholy kek
>>2104236i think chikaner was exposed as mexican or chilean, he's got a spanish keyboard
I agree with this random guy.
You just know this guy got jannies on the payroll of his rich indian daddy.
rip jame
if you think about it, kazakhstan is the brazil of europe
Lamebros...
jame bros.......it's overi fucking hate the french
im sure that there are more than 5 people ITT typing f0ze. but this drone think is only one kekf0zetard
>>2104243they delete his "latinx, thirdie dogs, eyes off, he reminds them" threads all the time on /sp/ but somehow he's never banned
Falcons eliminated 2-3 by pain
>>2104251you will never amount to anything
TOMORROWPLACE YOUR BETS
>>2104255>but somehow he's never bannedEvading is really easy bro.
>>2104260g2 mouz vitalityfaze imperial b8
>>2104263yeah but it never says user was banned in the threads
>>2104263Even jannies can't keep up with this
>>2104260MOUZ is gonna RAPE failcl0wns
I can't believe how strong Furia is.i wish we got peak Vitality vs this Furia. well maybe Vitality can lock in still, they curbstomped B8 and 3dmax.
>>2104264>g2 mouz vitality>faze imperial b8>SHOULD THAT HAPPEN
>>2104276>a desert russian>a russian from europeCISgods I kneel
>no one won more than 6 rounds a map against Furia yet
kinda impressed furia managed to keep their form in this group stage, i thought for sure teams would start learning to play against them since these last 3 trophies, but theyre completely dominating still
>>2104265I think the way it works is that when posts get deleted, it most likely means the janny got a report and deleted them then sent them for a mod to review them. They likely still get banned, but it doesn't show because it wasn't the mod that initially caught them.
SunPapi finally doing something
holy shithow close was that?
GOD PAYPAL
GODpayus
>PAYPAL DENIED
sonnezahltuns did something
>>2104286If anything, it's amazing they're looking this good, even in their tournament wins they didn't look so strong
>>2104199kek
whoever loses g2 - mongolz tomorrow is fucked
>>2104307vro you've posted vini jr like 10x itt, you're the only one who's done it, and there have been 0 responseswhat does that say about the number of brazilians itt and/or the amount they care about it
>>2104310Shh, don't poke the shit flinging monkey
>paypal is wash-
>>2104303looks like navi is more fucked than faze. faze get 3d max and pasha ua while navi might get mouz. they really need to beat vitality tomorrow
>>2104323pretty based desu
>>2104323The funniest part is always when the jeet says "us white people think x".
Professeur reads it again and KSCERATO too clutch today
The brazilian coldzera.
>>2104323jeets deserve nothing less desu
insane clutch
did i click on a pol thread by accident?
>>2104359worse, a chikaner thread
>>2104368>100% JesusBased.
Whoever kept posting NiKo in /sp/. Fuck you.
>"molodoy doesn't miss twice!">immediately misses a second time
>>2104373sorry serbian, but this is real lifethe bosnian gets the trophy
>>2104379Should've said twice in a row. Rookie mistake.
>FalleN may have the little gun but he has the impactBro why you gotta do The Professor dirty like that man?
G2 still don't have enough repsI don't think they'll beat any top team for a while
>>2104389>it's not the size of the tool but how you use it- PROFESSOR, Fallen thepresente
>>2104380The trophy in this case is this fuckass /sp/ faggot shitting up the thread chasing brazilian ghosts.
KWAB
GPoo outbrained by FalleN
KLASSIC G2
What a way to lose it.KWAB2
VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
Holy shit where did this insufferable subhuman come fromFuck off back to /int/
losing to KEKINDAR will never not be funny
>>2104404>thinking anyone of these newfags know, or has the capacity to learn, anything about board etiquetteit's only gonna get worse
spirit vs furia final huh
>>2104403nigga are you even watching the gamehow are you not embarrassed to be wasting your life on a 4chan thread for video game esports you're not even watching
>>2104416Furia going to end the year being all the top teams in Bo5 finals
furia spirit through to playoffsmouz mongolz vita falcons nazi g2 with 2 more chances to make playoffsthings are playing out as they should
>>2104416falcons vs furia*furia rapes bitchsuke again
time to nod off on some opioids while watching shroud
>>2104424failcucks don't even make playoffs though
>watching shroud
>>2104430they are by beating mouze tomorrowthen mouze eliminate n*viand fazekeks get the easiest bracket
>>2104437>and fazekeks get the easiest bracketJust like THE GOAT IGL envisioned...
f0ze can lose to 3d max though
>>2104445*will
>>2104437>and fazechads get the easiest bracketand all the games still go 3rd map triple OT
>>2104432you're deluding yourself into believing you have an outsize effect and fighting some holy righteous battle, but if you really bothered anyone it's pretty trivial to filter your postsyou're just wasting your life to be at least as annoying to the majority-white-eu population of this thread as you are to the like 3 brazilians and guys intentionally fucking with you itt. I promise you any deluded nationalists will just think you're retarded and ignore you
>replying to the bored thread shitter
>>2104454do they not teach reading in south america or somethingwhite and eu as two separate (both applicable) concepts
>>2104459nice ring faggot
I was going to say KSCERATO might get his first MVP, but then I remembered he tends to go quiet in playoffs.
>>2104469race for second place, donk's taking that shit
>>2104469niko is washed and he is still a top 5 player. goat things
>>2104432hitler had brown eyesso did caesarso did alexanderso did genghisso did charlemagneso did xerxes
damn poor furia defender caught in the crossfirehappened to me one time a couple majors, feel for you bro
>>2104491couple majors (ago)
what would be the funniest outcome for this major? falcons losing? passion winning?
>>2104515pua winning is probably funniest and most anticlimactic
>>2104515b8, imperial, pain, 3dmax, passion, and g2 make playoffs
>>2104469goatsuke got it locked in
Are the 2-1 losers guaranteed to play the 1-2 winners? Or is it reshuffled everytime? For example, if Mongolz and Falcons (both 2-1) lose, can they play each other in the 2-2 round?
>>2104534no. you can test it on the simulator. i think it's usually like that, but it's not always possible because teams could have faced each other earlier.i don't know the exact rules though, i think they use buchholz swiss so you can read how that works.
ATTENTIONit seems the goat rifler is still playing 4:3
>>2104491>damn poor furia defender caught in the crossfireWhat? The Goku one? It was fucking obvious it's the same guy. Dude brought up germans out of nowhere >>2104091
>>2104567why'd you attach that image
>>2104515Falcons to GF then losing
>>2104572if that's true that's insane, that's basically every post engaging with himwhat a waste of your limited time on this earth
mongolzfalconsnavifazepassionb8
>>2104567>goat>0 titles
>>2104567I know it wouldn't even make sense because he has the Falcons jersey, but someone should photoshop in the deagle miss here.>>2104616Some people just live to be an annoyance to others. Literal vermin.
>>2104567>the goat rifler*Counter Strikes Greatest Rifler
>My gut tells me that this might be the one, actually a good Major to win unlike Paris or Copenhagen or Austin, NiKo do NOT fuck it up, /magog/ stands with you!
We don't want NiKo to win a major actually.
>>2104683>actually a good Major to win unlike Paris or Copenhagen or Austin
A Major in a Slavic country won by 3 Slavs, 1 forest gnome, 1 gypsy and another forest gnome
>>2104694>hungary>slavicbro
>>>/sp/152326280dirty chicano dogs on the 'gog
>>2103076If you're looking for a serious answer:1. Internet problems2. Expensive hardware (nearly 80% tax rate on GPU/CPU etc)3. Children are discouraged from playing video games (or even sports, which is why we suck at the Olympics)4. Other games, particularly mobile games such as PUBGM are more popular5. Skill issue6. Forsaken sent what little scene we had to hell
>>2103141This deserves a (you).
>>2103169>pull off sick clutch>no one congratulates himgay ass teammates
>>2105139>or even sports, which is why we suck at the Olympics
>>2103292They're underdogs. People hate it when the underdogs rape their big org team. Then there are the Israelis. Lastly they are kind of chopped.
brazilians are only in counterstrike because of their vira-lata complex. the rest of latin america doesn't have it nearly as much (or get it via soccer which they're still good at, unlike brazil) and doesn't see the need to "prove" themselves to white first worlders via esportsindians occupy a lot of high positions in companies and government (unlike hispanics who are all day laborers) so they get their white people points that waythe chinese for better or worse view themselves as the center of the world and are on course to mog everyone else so they don't have an inferiority complex (and they're competitive at the olympics, the true test of nation states)israel is in it as part of a psyop, just like they used to post hot idf women online to try and get chuds to support them.
>>2105149mouz aren't the underdog in nearly every match they play, they're the 4th best team. they're often the bigger org toothey're just soulless chokers
>major in (((Budapest)))>why are there so many mouz fans
>>2105155Yes they're no longer the "underdogs" in the traditional sense, but compared to other teams that prioritize purchasing the best players, Mouz focuses on cultivating an academy environment to farm the best talent.Calling them soulless is an unfair characterization, they have plenty of sovl. You, like many others, are just biased against them. And even if they are chokers, they've also pulled off some of the best comebacks.
>>2105159how long are your stints at הַסְבָּרָה? do you have to monitor specific threads?
>>2103500>in their mind i guess they already opened the champagne after beating Vitality.Nah they were just exhausted in that grind against Vitality.Spirit on the other hand faced Navi.....
>>2105161I'm not Israeli poltard.
>>2103591>>2103606>>2103611Bodied that freak.
>>2103721I tried explaining the difference between genZ and genA to the millennial unc yesterday but he refuses to learn....
>>2105159>>2105149What kind of retarded logic is that. Being Israeli I understand, but people very often root for underdogs unless they are fans of the favourite. But I assume there is a wide spread population of fans in these threads and in audiences that would be neutral in most matches Mouz plays. I as a neutral, usually root for underdogs personally.
>>2105159they're not the underdogs, even though they're the favorites, because they don't buy "the best players," even when some of those players clearly have to be worse than "the best talent" which compose an evidently better team, which they pay higher salaries than most "big org teams"they're not soulless, everyone just happens to be biased against them and not care about themthey're not chokers, even though they've never won a real event in front of a crowdplease donate your brain to science after you die
Imagine how insufferable the monkeys will get if Furia wins the major.
>>2105180>But I assume there is a wide spread population of fans in these threads and in audiences that would be neutral in most matches Mouz plays.Yes, most people are neutral about them. It's only a small minority getting uppity.>>2105183I said they're no longer the underdogs but up until very recently they were. How do you know they're paying higher salaries than other teams? >they're not soulless, everyone just happens to be biased against them and not care about themOther than the fact that sovl or avra is a subjective zoomer conjecture, it's not everyone. Mouz clearly has a lot of fans and like the other guy said most people are neutral about them. >they're not chokers, even though they've never won a real event in front of a crowdI literally said they can choke you fucking ESL.>please donate your brain to science after you dieYou can't even donate your brain to science because you don't even have one.
>>2104204>>2104216>>2104224It's a response to f0zefags being insufferable. Deal with it.
>>2105242faze board
>>2105263I'd root for f0ze if it weren't for f0ttigan and your incessant spamming.
>>2105264we're full
>>2105265full of lard that is
>>2105269correct
>>2105273also doesn't help that f0ttigan has my king br1ky leashed he needs a real igl to unleash him
>>2105162>Nah they were just exhausted in that grind against Vitality.>Spirit on the other hand faced Navi.....lol what is this bullshit cope? Mouz beat Vitality 2:0 without them even getting to double digits, Spirit played 3 maps vs Navi and almost lost mirage, they had a tougher game than Mouz in the semis.
>>2105274nobody asked
>>2105276Context matters nigga.
>>2105280I watched it all, Vitality were subpar in Cologne and that game didn't feel tough for Mouz. the idea that Mouz were "exhausted" from Vitality and gifted Spirit a 0:3 sweep in the grand final is absolute nonsense
>>2105264>>2105242>>2105251>>2105274adding 0 is the lamest fucking thing. of all nicknames and shit this is what you guys are using? just plain bad, apply yourself
>>2105298farce clanfart clanfake clanfag clanfat clan
>>2105298Blud thinks n0k0 is a better nickname than ChoKo lmfao. It needs to actually be a play on the name.
>>2105303variety is the spice of lifegood job anon. you're a bit less of an npc now
>>2105306you now remember putting "noko" in the email field
>>>/sp/152334319
>>2105355/magog/ cultural impact. I started it as a joke and I'm glad to see it spread to far corners of the world :)
i'm gonna root so hard for falcons today. and navi - vitality no matter who wins it's gonna be funny
F0ZE are still not eliminated? I completely forgot about them.
>>2105412>>2105418>shiro is le ba-ACKKKKKKK!
I'm gonna root so hard for Mouz today
>>2105424Same. Today I'm jewish.
>>2105424>>2105427I was confused for a sec until I checked who they're playingI guess jeet anon won't feel alone today
Parivision are good guys but russian, how that makes sense?
>>2105412>>2105418>my teamates suck, let me do i-ackkThey're just like me
>>2105441
At least I can focus on one stream for most of the day because who gives a shit about B8-paiN or PUA-Imp
>>2105441/ourfreaks/ are ugly on the outside, but not on the inside
no vita in playoffsaction is coming
>>2105306Do you know know how to read? is your caretaker reading and writing stuff for you? because both of you are retarded
Makaze is Indian?
>>2105467he's a gypsy, so kinda
>>2105467yes he is pride of india
>w0nderful against a real team
>>2105236>I said they're no longer the underdogsin the traditional sense>How do you know they're paying higher salaries than other teamsnewfag
5-7 is op
GODWOO
>n0vi
holy Woo
That’s why he’s the undisputed goat
Ahhaha I knew it was going to be a disaster once b1t died and iM was checking deep banana
W0NDEFUL WHERE ARE YOU LOOKING MY FRIEND THEY'RE FLUSHING YOU OUT WITH UTIL FROM LONG
>but uh>and uh
kassad was right about makazze...
>>2105518you're like a fat woman proudly declaring she loves her obese body as if that somehow makes her less disgusting in other people's eyes
>>2105520you are legitimately low iq
Anyone else get the vibe that Thorin is trying to put over Pimp on Talking Counter but Pimp is allergic to being a babyface? He could've made something funny out of the npl interaction but made himself look very butthurt by saying that he DMd npl to cry about what he said kek.
>>2105523shut the fuck up faggot
WONDORFUL REKT VITALITY
you guys can attempt to dispute it or just ape your usual "no aura" line but mouz vs spirit is the most kino final possible, barring g2 vs falcons
>>2105519nice hair transplant fag
>>2105533maybe but only because Mouz have crowd support on this tournament
kek wtf is this round
w0nderful's activated after that clutch
>3 open kills from vitality>3 follow up kills from navieveryone fucking sucks in that situation lol>>2105533>spew dumb bullshit because you're free from consequencesI hate newfriends so fucking much
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
>>2105527i watch matches on mute with my own music selection playing in the background and when a match ends i alt+tab until the next one startstry it sometime, its better
clutcherful
sit down zypoo
he awp's as well now?I guess vitality goes 2-2
w0nderGAWD mogs that fat zybot so hard it's unreal
>vitality will win the ma-
>The year is 2025>Vita are LOSING to naviLooks like Santa came in early!
kys apex
w0nderful top 10 player ?
W0NDERGOAT
is blad3 washed?
>wonderful dies>n0vi gets rapedthe absolute state
>>2105536>usually very close games>potential revenge for cologne, which was a huge fumble for mouz>mouz potentially getting their first win and it would be the biggest one possible in torzsi's home country >spirit probably has more support than usual due to the proximity to russia so it might not be the library of budapest when spirit does impressive stuff >overhated spirit line-up could prove everyone wrong
>>2105560>winning a mickey mouse major could prove everybody wrong
so many throws this half
>>2105543sit back and relax unc, it aint that serious fr
Losing to that ridiculous Vitality retake is going to haunt NAVI
is blade the goat? dude is taking a tier 2 roster to playoffs
KWABBBBBBBBB
FlameZ really became an artist on B inferno, he sucked hard at the beginning
imagine dying to apex
>>2105562>all the top teams except aurora will likely be there>mickey mouse
>>2105575>aurora>top team
>>2105576factually true, though i'd say they're probably the weakest team in the top 10
>>2105566w0nderful was buying awp every round on CT and got 1 total impact kill in the half, it's a miracle they didn't lose sooner and the other 4 guys managed to win 5 rounds on CT with rifles
>>2105560>usually very close gamesand still somehow always boring>potential revenge for cologne, which was a huge fumble for mouzwhich nobody outside of their few fans care about>mouz potentially getting their first win and it would be the biggest one possible in torzsi's home countryif only anybody gave a shit about torzsi this might've been a good point>spirit probably has more support than usual due to the proximity to russia so it might not be the library of budapest when spirit does impressive stuff>overhated spirit line-up could prove everyone wrongspirit wouldn't be the worst, but there needs to be a team non-donk fans can cheer for
>>2105582>factually true
>>2105587>there needs to be a team non-donk fans can cheer foror what?
>or what?
Why are navi so bad now?
>>2105594>nowThis is the best they've looked the whole year.
>>2105599Sorry, I should have been more specific so you could understand ESL-kun. Why are they so bad now (this year long period of them being bad) compared to last year when they were good?
B8 did a nice job this Major, they'll probably be playing big tournaments constantly in the first half of the year
>>2105612next* year
>>2105612npl and headtrick redemption arc is cool to see
kek navi is so dumb
This megaphone nigga needs to be GONE
>>2105618yeah, also after the IGL switch kensizor is finally playing like a star player that he should be
are they gonna make this competitive, or are they completely broken after almost taking home inferno?
>>2105618headtr1ck is awful though
>>2105625Can you see what teams those games are against?
Zywoo is so fucking smart
>>2105628I have no idea how to use hltv
whitest navi fans lol
>w0nderful finally having a legit good tournament>navi still suckIs makazze not the guy? was jL the one holding things together? what's wrong with this team?
>>2105625>>2105630click on the percentage number and you'll see that they only beat bad teams and got stomped by good ones, vitality's train isn't great but they almost always play good teams on it
>>2105636>was jL the one holding things together?navi sucked long before he was kicked
>>2105639thanksI can see they beat flyquest thoI believe
need more megaphone guys tbqh
vita is getting raped now
Damn vita kinda falling apart LOL
Guess we're getting map 3 if NAVI T side is going this well on Train
that makazze picture makes me laugh everytimei know the photographer hated his ass
navi is going to choke on ct side
eeme NiKo moment
>biguzera most experienced player on the squad... through seven years of pain
kek n0vi
>retard vs retard
what is zywoo without ropz?
Why was Aleksi so eager to fight there
>>2105688cs2 meta
>>2105688heem or be heemed
L-0-L botality
>apexget animation screwed
I love when apex malds about his teammates losing a fight or clutch and then does something like that
>SHARTPEX
>p250that's what happens when you're a cheap fuckimagine he had a tec9
ALEKSI BEE WINS A MILLION DOLLAR CLUTCH!!!!
>>2105708he looks like one of those muslim frogs. I think its the beard, Apex looks how I envision french people.
b0t
>>2105718I get 1k minimum there and I am 15k prem
>>2105663told ya
and they lost to pistols
VIDEITYFUCK NOOBI
HOLY KWAB
EASYYYYYYYYYYY
I hate ropz so goddamn much
lololol lose to pistols on R24
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAv
get this niggas out of the tournament
kek based
gg NaVi looking good somehow. Hope to see them in playoffs.
b0bibros...
ropZflameZmeZiiZywoo
i can't look at mezi without laughing because i have a trans cousing (ftm) that look exactly like him has the same fucking facial hair after testosterone therapy and face is near identical
did b8's coach get drafted or what
Navi is so fucking useless and shit since CS2 got released. Just disband already and get some new faces in.
>>2105748The lack of raw firepower unlike most top teams is limiting them.
>>2105744looks like michael cera to me
Falchads time
>>2105758#FalconsAreHere
>>2105748b1t used to carry navi but nowadays that niggas is complete garbage. i dont know what happened to him
>>2105762It's why NAVI is interested in frozen; he'd be an upgrade over b1t
#FalconsAreHere
>dropping 11 rounds to NAVI>twicekek, easiest major in brazils life
aurasuke will solo
>>2105775goat type shit
>>2105773my queen
brollan?
B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8
>>2105773she looks just like me here wtf
I weep for biguzera.
mouz so lucky
>these two faggots for FalkinoFuck you Starladder.
Falcons has 3 top 5 players, it's inevitable that they win this series
moussies are here :)
>>2105793>shito>top 5
>>2105793>teses>kyxsanwho's the third?
>>2105799zonic
>>2105799Monesy, #1 player in the world atmKyousuke, best aimer and is top 5 Niko, plays like a top 5 even if stats aren’t showing it
>kyousuke entering from connector with knifehe's almost as dumb as his npc fans
what are they shouting?
mouz has only won on inferno vs falcons this season
NICE ILYA
Jews of MOUZ will send these Russian subhumans home like they dispatched the Czar way back.
are falcons here?
>Monesy, #1 player in the world atm
this keksucke nigga really tried to plant the bomb like that lmaoluckily the choke duo is carrying
n0k0 you suck so bad, that was free
n0ko
>>2105519>sawrrrrrrrrrr
zonic is doing it
we only need 4
Still midNESY
>>2105773>autism awareness neckless/ourgal/
Is mirage CT or T sided
Saudi dogs home tomorrow.
remember when we considered falcons to be major favorites lol
You know when you are fishing and you let the fish take the line out a bit after biting down on the hook? That is exactly what Falcons is doing right now.I know my goats have this in the bag.
>>2105838Never happened
>>2105835police
>>2105838who is we?
>>2105838t. kassad
KEEEEEEEKKK
WITH JEWS
omg niko is so bad that nigga was in his crosshair for so long
nikek
>>2105838lol no
aw hell nah my goat be taking too many Ls
remember when we considered Falcons good?yea me neither lol
jt awp igl
kyosucke
m0NESY so lucky there with the timing
>>2105766Where?
BRO ON LAN
kekesy
Brollan just destroyed m0nesy
I just watch a couple matches of those major tournaments a year when i happen to catch it on twitchWhats the deal with falcons? why do seem to have a lot of the audience cheering them on? local team? memery?Ty
>>2105872The crowd is cheering for Mouz not Falcons, because Torzsi, their awper, is a local.
n0k0 holdnt sp0nx
niceniko
>play CT>win
niko is backfalcons are winning major
>>2105872they have first open homo couple on one team niko and monesy so they're being cheered on by a lot of people from a progresive country hungary is
Sycrone timeout impvct
NiKo has to carry this well compensated iteration of denis and nex.
own these bots NiKo
mouzsissies...
grim...
m0NESY and anime name turn into donk against low buys, against full buy hiding in corner and Serbian grandpa has to carry.
remember jimpphat?
Oy
BOOOOO
midnesy cant even hit planting players 5 meters away....
lmao m0nesy
How do you fix m0uz? I think they need a star rifler to step up in these situations.
mouze no top10 players = no win
FALCONS ARE HERE
HAhahahahahahaha
BOOOOOOOOM little mouzbitches
FalKINGS are here.
>>2105876fuck im retardedty anon
Why is monesy cosplaying ultimate?
crazy comeback actually
My Jews...
>>2105913>>2105914correct.
>>2105860here
How can anyone like Falcons?
xertion solo entrying into A and everyone else was hiding mid? Wtf was this play frl.
>>2105921And by that I mean...HE CAN'T HIT SHIT.
mouz are such a fucking worthless nothing teamscene would be a million times better off if they just disappeared
>>2105927memesno one actually like failcl0wns
>>2105927how can anyone cheer for mouz..
shitnesy was useless 90% of the gamenero editing stats again
We're playing all 3 maps.
>>2105934bro on lantesticular torzsiongoonpphatmudslime slayer ugly mudslime slayer
>>2105935how is kyousuke top rating when that nigga was giving his life for free many times.
>>2105927the best looking, most likeable and exciting players, due a big win after a year of rough losses, what is there to like about other teams?
Moseyuh most handsome player in cs?
>>2105946least homosexual failcl0wns fan
>>2105927GOAT riflerThe baby goatDonk 2and teses
Moneybros... Wha hapen?
>>2105948uhhhh sure buddyjust don't look up what his hltv lan pictures look like
>>2105956>GOAT rifler>The baby goat>Donk 2no one says this
>>2105956>GOAT rifler>The baby goat>Donk 2I say this
you are no one
Falcons will get absolutely fucked on inferno. They don't play it and monesy has been bad.
!Blacklyte_chair
>>2105973it's their most played map cause opponents keep picking it, they beat furia and vitality last they played them on it
Maybe YT commenters aren't too bad.....
>>2105973Yea except they HAVE been playing Inferno and in the last month won a match on it in OT against Vitality, and lost 13-11 to Mouz.
>>2105944the rating is shitw0nderful got almost 1.70 today for inferno with 20 kills where he played good one half and being by far the worst player on the server in the other, he should have been like 1.20 or something with the old rating and it would be fair
KEEEEEEEEEEEk
n0k0_Deagle.webm
mouz are really going 2-3 aren't they?
Why can't Failcons ever just win? Like you're ahead big time and you still manage to mess everything up
kwabsuke
Doesn't CS2 have an option to prevent this from happening?
>>2105993That Melbourne Nuke is still haunting them.
yay pua
>>2105994kek
Inferno is CT sided. You want at least 8 here.
>>2105993IDF won't let then
>>2105998yes, but you have to turn it on
>>2105998yep
TROZSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
DOGNESY WHAT A FUCKING MISS
>>2106005it's not
Oh my god. They are so choked up. Inferno is over.
GOATSI
Drop that awp. Get a fucking rifle Ilya.
NICE RENE
teses playing well this map, it's been a while
that's just disrespectful to the audience
If monesy doesn't activate I don't see them making it to playoffs, let alone winning anything there.
A certain Jewish gremlin seems to be missing right when he's needed most
>>2106026he was also supposed to trade torzsi in that Teses 1v3 on A, but he died for free
5 on T is kinda bad. 7 would be catastrophic.
Would be 6 right now if they hadn't choked that 1v3 against torzsi lol.
cool it with the anti semitism
>>2106029inferno is t sided
>>2106039Not for falcons. And it's not T sided.
>>2106039not vs falcons
brollan masterclass
what was that teses jiggle?
i've just crafted a new theorythe reason why niko and m0nesy choke so much is because they play with cursed skins gifted by chinese millionaires. the chinese are also targeting kyousuke, notice how he started playing bad after cologne. it all makes sense
Goddamn they choke HARD. Like what the fuck they should've had 7 at least.
>>2106027Imagine playing on Mouz, entering a site, getting a kill and calling out the other defender only to see your teammate running away after you died
>>2106040only t sided map in the game
>>2106045>r14I only know of r34. What's r14?
jt put the team on his fuckin BACK recentlyshitquid coulda had the saffer sensation for probably $0 but they chose shiutty
>>2106049do not argue with trolls
what are the odds pua make it to the playoffs?
>>2106045NiKo plays with different gloves, knives, cross hair, AK and sometimes even resolution every game. Maybe he should give it a rest for some time and focus on the game
we have never lost vs mouz on any other map than inf*rno. so chill out.
Falcons' nuke is technically better than mouz'sON PAPER
failcl0wnsclowns awfully quiet rn
is refragg worth it?
kwabsan
fun drinking game idea: take a shot every time kyousucky ego peeks
Why won't Falcoons just permaban Inferno, they clearly do NOT like it?
>>2106060yes
BASED JIMMI
>>2106067this last round was on teses though, could wait for kyousuke to round the corner on arch instead of giving jimi a 1on1
>>2106060it's not expensive, so if you use it yes. just remember to unsub if you don't use it a lot because i honestly think that's how they make money.
>>2106068
>>2106067>le quircky chungus peek
this game should have been over in 2, fucking Mouz
>>2106075>>2106069neatif i get a new pc ill consider itnow its my potato computer thats holding me down
Mouz's nuke
can kyousuke fucking play some inferno on faceit?
>>2106069jon, big man, what's happening for 2026 is we getting -nertz or -ultimate -or -siuhy
>>2106083Make sure to get a pajeetzen processor with x3d cache
pathetic
>>2106087Falcons' nuke
>>2106087trust the plan
Inferno doesn't matter, we will rape them on nuke
>>2106053they'd have to beat faze so pretty high
>>2106087torzsi is gonna drop a casual 25 doever
>>2106091>pajeetzen?
>>2106103I just like putting random words together hehe its fun :3
im gonna laugh so hard when mouze lose to navi tomorrow
>>2106100*3dmax>>2106110*falcons
>>2106110how could that happen when they're beating failclowns?
>>2106087>>2106094Falcons' nuke kind of works off the back of monesy though, doesn't it? He hasn't really been good this event so mouz might actually take it.
>mouz shitters thinking they can beat us on NVKE
>>2106123wife
free my danigga he ain't do nun rong
>>2106123>tranimenig is a failcl0wns fandouble whammy
who tryna catch the new five night freddy flik this weekend?
I want Grim in playoffs.
So far furia is the only team looking solid. Every other team STRUGGLED to get through some of their opponents.
>>2106142no you guys are faggot losers too, just be normal
>>2106151meant for >>2106123
let's go mouztrap!
>>2106149spirit dropped 1 map against a much better team
>>2106156Does that somehow invalidate what I said? I don't get it.
>team players spread across 3 continentsis furia the most globohomo team?
>Mouz = Israeli = bad>Falcons = Saudis = goodMake that make sense
>>2106167>team players spread across 3 continents>3Are you retarded?
>>2106168saudis are good guys and buy out wokeshit and remove the cancerjust see the recent purchase of EA and all the bluehair trannies SEETHING
>>2106168It's a pity both sides can't lose.
I only want Falcons to win so I can see a classic Niko choke on the main stage.
>>2106169Geography's not that hard
kek
NiKo's got the greatest reactions when his team loses rounds
>>2106162yes, you said furia is the only team looking solid, but they only had to play g2 in their bo3. I don't think you can say spirit don't look solid right now
The main event begins soon.
>>2106187I think furia would've beat mouz 2-0 as well. But it's the way they play. Spirit relegate a lot of their shit to their firepower.
>against force buy>lets have 2 players randomly contact ramp 1 by 1epic strats bro
MOUZGODS eating good tonight
>>2106190cool, I think spirit would've beaten g2 2-0when the firepower is on, and donk seems to be, there's no stopping them
Falcons need 5.
>>2106197>raghead fanfic
>>2106199superstars
>niko on nuke
Round 3 really buckbroke falcons
Who's more lesbian looking between Apex and Kyxsan?
>if Falcons lose they are guaranteed to play either G2, MongolZ or NaViThey're about to choke out of the major, aren't they?
>>2106211>falcons vs g2Bring it on
>>2106210Kyxsan and it's not even close
>>2106210Nikos and moneys
>>2106212the choke-off
if falcons lose this....
>>2106045maybe you're onto something, niko did say that he doesn't actually own most of his skins
>>2106188how will he handle his team's inevitable 1-3 exit?
>>2106188Sure but I will be watching Gamers2 beat up 5 mongolian kids.
>>2106182why is mbs on there lmao
>>2106211For some reason I envisioned this last night, thats why I asked this:>>2104534I had a vision looking at the bracket of them losing to mongolz tommorow.
>>2106142animeGODS own this website thoughtever lilbro
>>2106224it's convoluted as fuck and worthless to try to predict before the majority matches are played, but basically teams' wins and who they won/lost against affects the seeding calculations for the next matchesthat's why even with 4/6 matches confirmed (we are assuming a falcons loss) they can still play 3 different teams with 4 different scenarios
>>2106220is he autistic? no offece
>>2106233He plays video games for a living...
Watch falcons win the pistol, choke the followup and losing 13-5.
>>2106238so? JW does this too
Falcoons collapse imminent.
winning the pistol doesnt matter if you lose the followup
crowd is shameless, roaring every time a mouz player looks at someone through a wall even
>>2106241JW is autistic as well
>>2106245god forbid someone cheers for their team
uhhh i can see her nipples and armpit
HAHAHAHAHA
lmao get fucked TeSeS trying to do knife vent
ok teses is out
Uhoh Falcoons
it's over for failcl0ws...
>>2106246next you will try to tell me that Thorin is autistic too
>>2106257I know it sounds unbelievable but Thorin is actually severely autistic!
OH NO NO NO NO NO
The Mouz choke starts here
yeah mouz still choking the leads
>>2106258source???
>>2106245they're not polish or brazilian so it's okay
>>2106262Himself.
Yeah faze aren't present. It's over.
>>2106266ecoed btw
>>2106265is that a reliable source?gonna need a peer-reviewed factcheck
>>2106272can confirm that he is severely autistict. maui
Not so fast...mouzkwabies
>>2106272I've reviewed the evidence myself and can confidently say that Thorin suffers from a bad case of the 'tism.
FUCK ME
>>2106274kys mauirespectfully
>zonic timeoutIt's so fucking over for MOUZ
only the team taking a timeout should be allowed ot talk i think
>>2106274that's not trustworthy, everybody knows that maui is a patient at a mental asylum
>>2106272Maybe we should analyze his podcasts featuring him wearing a winter coat inside his own house streaming from the garage or whatever
>>2106278
>>2106249post it
OHNONONO CHOKO
>>2106281>zonic timeoutuhh I'm just thinking... uhh... nice ilya nice niko nice boys
throw vs throw
wtf brolshit
This can’t be fucking happening…
m0NESY reactions of a turtle there
fuck off jimpphat
mouz lost good guy aura when they pustil saved in apps inferno
>>2106277t.
Ahahahaha Failclowns round
>tec9'd>deafcons
HAHAHAHA NO WAY WHAT A THROW
so fucking stupid
KEEEEEEEK
>>2106304How did you obtain this picture of me?
failKWABs???
failcl0wns AWFULLY quietalmost like they're getting raped
SAARcons!!!
>>2102934yes
>>2106318you can't be serious faggot
is there a reason why tournament hud no longer show assists?
KINOOOOOOOOO
>>2102934she's too fat for that kind of outfit
>>2106311I wouldn't worry about that
>>2106319POKIES!!!!!!
OHNONONONONONO
LOOOOOOOL
KWAAAAAAAABBB
just another tactical loss like the last time mouz won. this way they get spirit into some other bums instead of vitality, furia then spirit, trust the plan
RAPED RAPED RAPED
ahahahahaha GG failclowns
ez :)
HAHAHAHAHAHA JEWDADDIES WON AGAIN
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK
FAZE GAME ON>FAZE GAME ON
how can falcons be so retarded
ANOTHER TRILLION TO ISRAEL
The Semites and Finno-Ugrics once more stand victorious over the supine Slavs.
monthly Niko nuke humiliation ritual
>>2105926where?
FUCK MOUZ CRINGE GAY PEDO TEAM
>>2105790Late reply but yes, he should've been in the playoffs not pooria.
>>2106341white and blue > all
HOW MUCH DOES THIS MEAN TO YOUwow very original question banks
Round 3 was crucial.
Mouz may be a choker team but at least they'll never be a meme like failclowns
>>2106349>game over>close streamsimple as
>piggies can't win even with saudi money Poor poor little piggies getting their bacon bussies gaped by sexy jewDADDIES again... Oink oink!
>>2106346uh-oh, someone lost a bet
Being a Falcons hatewatcher never disappoints :)
>>2106356I hope they meet G2 tomorrow and get raped to oblivion.
What's Mouz's endgame? Will they ever take it over the line? It feels like they've been constant (semi) finalists for 2 years now but always fall short against the winner.
>He's like me therefore I will cheer for himdisgusting n*zis...
#Mouzeltovhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y
now that the duel of the fags is over...FazeGODS where we @??
>falcons are playing navi mongolz or g2Who do we want?
>>2106359I'm G2 guy and while it would be kino I'd prefer a really solid showing by G2 against MongolZ
>>2106364G2 would be the best
>>2106361>t. that one cuck anon from norway
>>2106096>>2106123>>2106182>>2106197>>2106206>>2106225>>2106245>>2106276>>2106343KeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeK!
>>2106364g2 would be very funny
>>2106360>What's Mouz's endgamesell their players for profit. Then make a new squad that's somehow instantly gets to majors.
>>2106357#MOUZeltov
JGODDD>JGODDDJGODDD>JGODDDJGODDD>JGODDDJGODDD>JGODDDJGODDD>JGODDDJGODDD>JGODDD
>>2106363on our way
HOLY GOATKY NOSCOPE
w0nderful mogging m1SNESSy tomorrow. Absolute cinema.
>>2106365Would you rather have G2 rape Failcl0wns sending them home or have G2 win the major without ever having face the clowns?>>2106367>>2106370Yes!>>2106369KWAB!!!!!! tranimenigs and frogfags in shambles!!!!
>>2106380>G2 win the major without ever having face the clowns?G2 winning the major of course.
Sycrone vs Saw who's the goat coach?
>>2106384I feel like sAw is better but hasn't been able to show it yet since he's had all he successful core sold off.
Is it just me or is jcob a bit of a USP player? He is kinda crazy with it. From that USP ace on Ancient to almost always getting at least 2 kills.
What are you sipping on for your respective FaZe / G2 kino lads?
/ourguy/
>faze are playing against Grim no matter the outcome (provided they don't lose to 3dmax right now)Grim.
>>2106391IS THAT A...
AHAHAHHAHAH KARRIGAN YOU RETARD AHAHHAHAHAHA
>>2106388Good, despite no changes to both weapons it seems like in CS2 the balance between USP and Glock has completely shifted towards Glock.
How the fuck is it already 12:5, i thought this game started like 5 minutes ago
>KARRIGAN
KARIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>2106394/ourhenchman/
you guys are pathetic, I'd say I feel sorry for you but that's a lie, I'm actually wishing you the worst though it's probably unnecessary since these moments are the highlights of your year. you live to watch someone who's done you no wrong fail, that is the meaning of your existence
>>2106407H-He's getting wider with every win...
>>2106393lonch tam
GOAT2 bros ww@?
>>2106414RIGHT HERE
>>2106407
>>2106391games for this feel
>>2106410niko, you should focus on tomorrow's game, not on this bhutanese forum
>>2106413You drink your food?
>>2106419>feeling of getting fuckedbe a failcl0wns fan
>>2106410>you guys are pathetic>goes to 4chan to wish the worst to random people on the internet he doesn't even knowlol mindbroken and zero self-awareness
>simulator says faze gets to play passion UA regardless of the G2 v mongolz matchWE ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS BOYS
>>2106421>>2106426can't believe you niggas replied to the most obvious bait in the world
How did they do dat?
>>2106427Yes! We, PUA fans, are going to the playoffs!>HAWK PUA SPIT ON THAT THANG
>>2106427Stop being a poser nigga, it's FaZe. It won't be easy.
>>2106432ts nigga everywhere.....been there since the beginning.....
>>2106432Banks-sama showing us a fraction of his power by going back in time to grope more players when they were younger.
>>2106437kek
>>2106422got a problem lilbro?
>>2106419imperial gatekeeper
>>2106421no need it's free>>2106426I know enough about your kind from the posts made after every falcons game to tell you're a bad person, or any other team you choose to hate for that matter
If you reply to the bozo above me, you should kys.
>>2106440nah that game sucks ass, never got the appeal of the original either. any act ge mogs it
>>2106407who can replace SunPayus so that G2 can achieve full /goons/ look?
>>2106445Hallzerk
>>2106445br1ky
If you're going to say Gestalt at least pronounce it right.
>>2106445frontales
>>2106445goonphat
can't be helped, controlez is the biggest guy on the server
JGOATTTTTTTT
>>2106445SNAX AWP BABYYYYYYYY
jcobbb pistol magician
jakub is worth it just for those pistols
JAAAAAAAAAAAKUUUUUUUUUUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA USP DEITY
HOLY KINO
why is this slavshit polack even allowed to be on the same server as french people
How the fuck are Mongolians so good
malbs is ass
>>2106474cringe gaylord your gay ass faggot team just got raped fuck off
i lost my open playoffs game. i have 1 more match in lowerbracket, if we win we make intermediate
>>2106474failclowns arent making it to playoffs
>>2106436>tsthat doesn't mean what you think it means
>>2106481Weren't you in a streak? Choked hard or what?
>>2106483>implying banks isn't a shit nigga
>>2106481good luck gamer anon
GOAT2 bros... i don't feel so good
>>21064843-0 in uppers yeateam had an off day & poor fragging desu we got raped off aim duels>>2106490thank u anon
goatzen
Sick recovery out of this low HP situation
how the fuck did B8 make it to 2-2 with headtrick 0.83 rating
>they forgot to feed /ourvegan/NOOOOOOOOOO
>>2106504FaZe hater in the hotel snuck in meat into Twistzz's meal today
>>2106467Get snax in there, hunter is too small.
jcob is so niceee
malbs finally woke up
>>2106505So he should be supercharged instead of feeling like a woman.
Frozen my goat
>Budapest Major 2025 Spoke Guards Limited Editionkek this is so fucking random wtf, i don't think any wheelchairbros would even want this
if the youtube stream stuttering liek crazy for anyone else?
Is the stream stuttering on Youtube or is my PC dying?
>>2106521Can wheelchairbros chime in?
>>2106525>>2106526switch to kick, sir
SaarLadder stream in the shitter
hungarian internets
>>2106526its just the youtube stream, twitch and kick is fine of course...
>>2106530fuck kick
>>2106531Say saar one more time
>that's just like waving the white flagI see you Moses, I see you...
>>2106540frigg off scrawnders
>>2106535bloody benchod bastard, switch to kick
One step closer to the possibility of Falcons-G2 in 2-2
>>2106535>kick is bad because... uhm reddit told me so!
>excuisee mwaaaSAARvity!
faze must have the worst retakes of any team
>>2106545fuck off indian prick
>>2106549But gambling is le bad!
>>2106550>>2106552
Jcobbb cannot be stopped on pistol
is it true that jcobbb created white people?
KARRIGOD
Bro what the fuck this team is so fucking funny man. FaZe is the Looney Tunes team, it's so retarded.
>This video has been removed for violating YouTube's Terms of ServiceHuh? Does anyone else see this? On starladder's main youtube stream??
>>2106567It's happened repeatedly throughout the event. Something with one of the ads.
>>2106567yeah it happens everyday because gambling sponsors
kek why do they keep removing their stream? which rule are they violating?
>>2106567It's fine on the FaZe vs 3DMAX stream. It happened yesterday and I just went to the channel to find a new one had started in its place.
>>2106568>>2106570that's weird, I'm pretty sure blast and esl also have gambling ads, no? Anyway, thank god they have a K1ck stream and i don't have to go on T*itch
>>2106575nah only saarladder has main shady gambaa sponsorthey we're initialy planning to stream on kick only but daddy gaben said no
>im not going to judge you on your pickemsits better that way p0mp
Faze are gonna make it RIP Grim
>broky not missing>jcoob raping >frozen multifragging>Twistzz ate his vegan lunch midgame>karrigan senile callingHell yeah.
Remember when they tried to tell you jcobb was bad?
Faze the fuck up boys
>>2106582who
>>2106592The player, maybe the situation too.
Just cracked open a cold one for huNtah- and his boys
>>2106592come on nigga she's so fucking ugly how are you simping for her have some self respect goddamn
Dona my beloved
>>2106598post a pic of yourself
>>2106601Yeah I'm ugly too, how does that disprove what I said?
>>2106604because i bet your fucking uglier than that girl. also how is it simping asking who it is you fucking retard? you dont even understand meaning of words
Imagine though...
>>2106592https://wikifeet.com/Kat_Ginsburg
>>2106607you're simping right nowand asking who? for a girl means you want to find out more about her aka simping
>>2106608faze will rape sloptality
"mmmmmmmmmmm idk" -jcobb
>>2106607Fox and the grapes, etc
Jame, how could you.....
>>2106614not in this case, the grapes are well within reach but are rotten
>>2106610simp"someone who is overly submissive or attentive to another person, typically a love interest"Can you get your caretaker to take away the computer for the rest of the night, youre done.
Are those what I think those are?
>>2106598She looks like me, is she really that ugly ><
>>2106612
>>2106617"democratic people's republic of korea" ahh>>2106621not really chopped but so painfully average not worth asking "who?" over
Bake a new bread.
>>2106528if i was at the event i'd maybe get one but i don't decorate my chair because i'm not a woman
>>2106616You're terrified about women looking you in the eye on the street, stop lying
>>2106628>>2106628>>2106628>>2106628
>>2106629Projection, incel.
>>2106621You dont look like that nigga
>>2106621post soles and pusy queen
>>2106623that's a really versatile reaction image
>>2106620No retard
>>2106620Yes genius
