doubters btfo edition
>>2106628SEX WITH DONA
>>2106628FAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UPFAZE UP>FAZE UP
Just a moment too late because I was busy adding links to the thread I was baking.
>>2106628>still one game to playYou are going to jinx it nigga.
>2026 PGL major at SingaporeKinohttps://www.hltv.org/news/43335/short-news-week-49#f13
/magog/ OFFICIAL TOP 10 PLAYERS OF 2025:1. molodoy2. kyousuke3. donk4. monesy5. sh1ro6. zweih7. kensizor8. NiKo9. Senzu10. Zywoo
>>2106646>yeah baby fuck my timezones up
Jcobb was going insane on those pistols. And to think just 2 weeks ago redditors and HLTV trannies were calling for him to be benched and murdered.
>m0NESY after losing
>>2106650fuck your sleep schedule bitch ass nigga
>>2106647>kyousuke>zweih
>>2106652>instantly readies himself for a decapitationYup, that's the price you have to pay for failing Saudis.
>ControlezDamn, they knew just who to get
>>2106647don't forget about me
>>2106652>kayosissy after losingGod I hate this faggot. I was never a m0NESY fan but goddamn save this nigga, put him on a team that wants to win shit. >b-b-but it's just a 2-2 gameDoesn't matter.
>>2106660Hear me out: Put monesy on fazeHe needs a team that can clutch and doesn't tilt. Faze is just that.
>>2106660>i'm so lucking forward to getting raped by niko tonight>we should lose more
>>2106660he willingly followed his daddyall his fault
Honestly it doesn't matter anymore. I doubt any of the remaining teams have a chance of making it to semis. It's looking like Furia vs Mouz/Vitality but that really depends on the brackets I guess.
>>2106660maybe he should play some inferno on muh faceit instead of queuing mirage 50 times a day like every russian
>>2106672what about spirit
>>2106673Nobody in tier-1 plays inferno outside of praccs. I've never seen it streamed anywhere. It's always dust, mirage, ancient, nuke.
>faze vs pua tomorrow is sethow good are the chances for a falcons vs g2 elim game tomorrow?
>>2106669God, I wish I was Niko
kinda hoping g2 lose this so they can clap failclowns tomorrowit would be pretty funny
>>2106678Pretty good considering Mongolz are up one map and in the lead on the second map.
>>2106667what are you smoking, faze been tilting for over a year
>>2106675Mouz got close to beating them and it could've gone either way. Same as navi v vitality. I think spirit might make it to semis depending on the opponent but it's all on donk and shiro. If both show up then I'd say they have decent chances. I just don't see spirit being a cohesive team with a solid playbook despite the whole 3-0 thing. They relegate a lot to donk and it's not a solid strat against strong opponents.
>>2106686>not being delusional when it comes to fazewhy even watch cs at that point?
>>2106686And we all know who was at fault for that.
>>2106689youre right actually. i apologize
>>2106686They already got rid of that choke artist/tilt merchant elige. Faze's recent wins is due to clutch and no tilt.
>>2106677>this is what the average russki retard watching vladopard videos thinksmeanwhile reality: Zywoo last 10 games on faceit - 3 infernos
MATYS cosplaying G2 NiKo, same haircut from those days.
>>2106700nah, niko had that gay platinum blonde hairstyle
These MongolZ players get their pick of the Mongolian and Kazakh women in the audience after the games
>>2106697>picking the one guy that just rawdogs tournaments and plays OSRS outside of praccs
>>2106704deservedbut you just know 910 is gonna go overboard and kill a groupie in some weird s/m game
>best player schizos out>fill it in with some fat guy>fat guy is more consistent than your ex best player Mongolians are demons wtf.
If Mongolz really make top 8 without Senzu they're truly goated
It seems like we're having g2 v falcons on the menu tomorrow.
>>2106712>fat guy is more consistent than your ex best playerit's about the same when they're doing good. Worse when they're doing badstill insane that he's slotted in so well and fast
>>2106712controlez is almost 30 and had an unremarkable career too. Yet he slotted in perfectly well.
>>2106704
BLITZKRIEG
bLitz always clutches from that position
>b8 beat falcons in their opening game in Austin>falcons ended up getting eliminated in swiss stage>b8 beat falcons in their opening game in Budapest >falcons are 2-2 and most likely playing against their ex-teamKINO?
>g2 vs falcons officially locked in heavygod will humiliate the arabs
Russian reactions to Falcons vs MOUZ:>kayosucky is super overhyped men, and NiKo is a walking meme>MOUZ won all 3 maps but that chokefest was something else. Falcons are doing their usual and I won't be surprised if they somehow bomb out tomorrow (I also won't be surprised if they fart their way into playoffs and murder Spirit in quarters lol)>Falcons is the most headless team of this major, no doubt>>It's not even a team, it's just a group of players. No coach, no IGL, it's just 4 riflers and an AWPer, hardly different from me and my friends>I wanted to type 'save m0NESY from these bums' but he's a bum himself>Falcons play a new level of CS, there's no stability, not a single stable element, pure randomness each round, is there a reason for kyxsan and zonic to exist?>kyousuke is just disgusting to look at, the most repulsive player, I'd rather have Valera b1t in his place even with his passport>kyousucky always laughing, I feel like viewers give more shit about this team than players
>>2106717We are eating so good tomorrow we might all become HeavyGODS.
How are you allowed to cheer with a pic of Genghis Khan? That's like waving a portrait of Hitler.
bro i thought the mongolz werent gonna do shit this major after randomly losing a player what is this
>>2106733>I wanted to type 'save m0NESY from these bums' but he's a bum himselfTrvke
>>2106733>>>It's not even a team, it's just a group of players. No coach, no IGL, it's just 4 riflers and an AWPer, hardly different from me and my friends
>>2106712>best player schizos outWot? I'm out of the loop, did they ever state why they kicked him?
>>2106736we already love mongolz, stop trying so hard
blitz is mongolian x9pex
Never let bLitz get into a clutch scenario on Dust2 B
>>2106704they are ugly lol, especially if they are CS fans also they are chinese and also, JamYoung is better looking. Also Mercury and Jee.
seriously do mongolz have a debice in their asses like the chess players or g2 is just really bad
>ends the match and 1v1 with a one tapJesus bLitz have mercy.
>>2106752Ok there Li Wanfu
>13-4>13-6Even Furia didn't fuck them this hard.
translator kinda bad doe
not even controlez speaks english?ffs... just get westernized already!
>>2106760huNtah threw intentionally to fuck over NiKo tomorrow.
cute translator
Mongolian sounds like Turkish to me.
>>2106754that's because the game stops all shooting after the last kill in the half, so it looks like a 1 tap if he hits the first bulletmost likely he held for a 5 bullet spray
>>2106767sounds like laid-back chinese to me
jt will rape faze into disbanding
Just watched the jcob interview. Dona asks him to say something to the fans supporting him and he just says "yea thank you guys cya" and she just bursts out laughing, holy fucking obese bitch at least try to hold it in.
He cute
>B8-Navi kek based
>>2106783mzinho ain't bad either
>>2106783cherubic rizz
>>2106784I know who's behind this.
PLACE YOUR BETS NIGGASFOR ME IT'S FAZEFALCONSNAVI
if the favorites win, this playoff is gonna be stacked
>fer and fnx with their team circa 2010Would you beat this team with no fear of reprisals?
>>2106790
>>2106791this g2 has that shit on lock
>>2106790PUAGOD2B8sed
>>2106794>Niko+monesy have never lost against donkOh boy.
>Faze and Navi in playoffs>Falcons sent home by hunterholy fucking kino group stage ending
>>2106792>no fear of reprisals
B8PUAG2would be the most kino
>>2106798>Furia vs MOUZ gfsI mean, sort of kino.
>>2106790FaZe might do the funny and I might cry but I believeHeavyGOD will SIT on themb1t will save NAVI
>>2106792Is that ScreaM?
imagine b8 and pua BOTH outperform a 10 million dollar project at the biggest tournamentwell tomorrow night you won't have to imagine anymore
>>2106806i wanna see that but in that bracket spirit vs vitality *yawn* would be more likely
>>2106790PUA will choke and Navi will absolutely destroy B8
>>2106809Falcons' dota squad just got btfod by literal whos at blastSo, you know, everything is possible.
I usually browse reddit for cs related commentary but the place has actually gotten worse than 4chan of all places somehow past yearI dont understand how
>>2106821>I usually browse reddit
>>2106790If PUA, G2 and NAVI win, I will believe in a god again.
>>2106808Who? Only Fer looks more like ScreaM in that pic
>>2106821skin blindness
>>2106821>the place has actually gotten worse than 4chan of all places somehow past yearI don't believe you
>>21068214chins got hackerinoed this summer and a lot of people migrated to other chans as a result or so they say.I don't even really post anywhere outside of magog but I sometimes browse /mu/.
>>2106821hope you are raped tonight
>>2106837nice to rape you too
>>2106837tsmt
>>2106827Looks more like scream to me because of the gay emo hair
>>2106837
told you bo3 gods will punish FalconsG2 will lock in tomorrow and finish the job
>#1, #2, #4, #5, #6 are inWe're left with #3, #7, #9, #10, #12, #20.
>>2106846Monesy was raped by niko in the summer of g2
>>2106847>I want to win a major, I want to do it for my bro>kills his bro
>masonic tattoo>inb4 muh harry potter cover storyyea this entire esports is infected and rigged
>>2106863If its a harry potter tat, thats even worse
>>2106863sanest Vitality hater
>>2106859i think the "my dream is for niko to win a major" ship sailed when niko showed that the feeling wasn't mutual and took the bag
>we actually get matches in the order of kino tomorrownicefeels like we've had too many days lately where the most exciting games were played first (not counting bo1s)
>>2106873i think the ukrainian civil war will be more kino depending on where youre from
>>2106873yeah, i love it when they save the best game for the post-dinner time slot because you can load up with snacks without feeling weird about it
>>2106880>you can load up with snacks without feeling weird about it
>>2106879>ukrainian civil warit's a real ukranian org created by a ukranian esport guy vs a legacy org desperately larping as ukranian while circling the drain
>>2106882do you not feel weird about having snacks in the middle of the day? that's a evening/night type ting for me
>>2106884I've been on a meme diet all year, so I don't really snack. Closest thing to snacking is when I drink beer
jcobbb the second coming of NEO.
>>2106887i'll take a greasy bowl of chips over estrogen juice
>>2106884Depends on the snack.
why does kyousuke always ignore teses for fistbumps? Seems like there's a bad vibe going on on failclowns
>>2106880>>2106884Brochacho I don't even snack, I just eat my meals
>>2106912nonslavs cannot be trusted
FaZebros... B-But what if kvem lifegame?..
>>2106912denmark is ukraine's biggest donor relative to size
>>2106919f0ze is going to get BUC broken (Big Ukrainian Cock)
>>2106912i think he feels that teses is below himin reality, teses is a jobber who works for pennies relative to the rest while often having big impact and kyousucky feels like he does nothing despite being the "star" of the team
>>2106912bad vibes? in a team consisting of russian and balkan "superstars" playing on quran thumping extremist shithole's dime, managed by a morbidly obese danish retard who hasn't played pro cs in over 15 years and hasn't been relevant as a coach in over 5? in a team where management makes cringy vlogs with "who fucked up" subtext after tournaments? a team that has the most delusional, retarded faggot of a mental coach who literally tells his players "i know you are under a lot of pressure but ..." minutes before the match? how could this team possibly have bad vibes?
>>2106942You're frothing at your mouth over Zonic but n0k0 is the main problem.
>>2106942>in a team where management makes cringy vlogs with "who fucked up" subtext after tournaments?What? I gotta see this
>>2106955frankly i don't give a fuck "who's the problem". anyone who decides to take saudi blood money is a faggot in my book and i am glad they are suffering>>2106969there's only a couple of them, it's on their official youtube, it's called "pursuing greatness" or some shit like that
>hating saudis because of faggy moralsgay>hating saudis because they're disgusting sand monkeys who ruin everything they touchbased
>>2106982faggy morals is why western civilization exists and allows you to sit on your fat ass watching pro cs instead of living in a mud hut, scavenging for food and looking up at your ruler's castle
>>2106977Peak entertainmenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IER1SHeFBNw
>>2106995>moralfag doesn't know his historybig surprise
>>2106982I just hate how they have this bandwagon gene. They will make like Real Madrid fan clubs, and cheer for Germany/Spain in the world cup. Before falcons were a thing, I guarantee you they would have been Spirit fans, Vitality, Navi before, etc.t. Canadian who went to university with hundreds of arabs and would see them flying German flags on their beamers during euro/world cups
>>2106982I hate saudis 'cos they haven't nuked tel avivwe're not the same
>>2107030they don't have the capacityyou should hate the US and russia for that
Goon man read Falcons like a book
>>2107057holy avra
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>Navi get B8KEK>Faze gets fucking PassionLMFAO>Meanwhile Falcons gets.... G2HAHJHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH OH NONONONONONO
>>2107057Post nut clarity is a super power. Prime Coldzera jerked off before every game.
b8puag2
>>2106912https://youtu.be/zQJpcooy0tM?t=906Teses gets at 4k and that twink faggot kyosuke completely ignores him and fist bumps kyxsan only lmao
>>2106912>>2107092cause he doesn't initiate them, he just responds when others do and kyxsan goes for it more often than teses, it's not like he leaves anyone hanging
>>2107129>cause he doesn't initiate themlike jL and handshakes
i want falcons to winuntil they get to grand finals, then i want them to lose
>>2107153fuck thatI want g2 to kick them out
>>2107155nah my idea is funnier
>>2107157it really isn't
90 iq poster here. these are the options to whats gonna happen to falcons after the majora) they replace zonic with an analyst to help kyxsan. the players stayb) the whole team disbandsc) they double down on zonic, rebuild the team around the choke duo, they lose everything and niko rage retiresd) the choke duo and kyousuke leaves, the team becomes a mouz auraless team with no possibilities to win anything
>>2107163>niko rage retiresI love making fun of him, but I gotta admit the guy is tenacious. If he was gonna rage retire it would've happened a long time ago
>>2107145honestly one of the only times jl was based
>>2107185yeah, he was really based for representing all the bitch made pussies out there
>>2107163100 iq poster here, they are gonna stick with this, like they said after kyousuke joined the roster is locked for a yearhttps://escorenews.com/en/csgo/news/74057-zonic-we-will-not-make-roster-changes-if-we-fail-in-budapest
>>2106704>>2106724lmfao what a prize
>>2107083nothing beats a good spray control warmup
asking pros to sign your profile is cringe af desu but i'm not sure why
>>2107405it's because you don't think esports are real
Isn't it outright strange for Passion UA to not change their name after relocating to NA?
>>2107420i think it's the fact the "signature" is displayed automatically on the profile so it feels performative and gay
>>2104572I mentioned germany because G2 is a german org stupid
>>2107499>G2 is a german organd all the dutch are devout shitquid fans and aurora supporters are russians
>>2107499ayo janny this nigga evading bruh
>>2107502it was a one day ban I'm not evading I'm a good boy
Did Moses just got away with calling rural Americans a white trash?
>>2107502They don't ban chikaner who spams basically half the thread capacity, you think they'd give a fuck about this guy?
>>2107508>is it against the rules to tell the truthhmm
>>2107550I mean, it is indeed true that rural population often lacks in gifted people, but using such terms to describe them and then getting away with it is just weird I mean wasn’t sadokist literally got banned for “alleged” racial slurs while some Eastern European no name got witch hunted for “nigga” in their skinAnd considering “white trash” is quite a racial term, I find it hard to understand that people just letting him get away with it
dis shit aint even fair this guys broken he should literally be 300k
B8UAG2winners today
>>2107508Of course he did. You can't be racist to white people anon.
>>2107508>>2107556>>2107619are you guys retarded? he's white. it's like a black person vs a white person saying "these gangbanger hoodrats deserve the death penalty, they make black people look bad"people are always more willing to concede and discuss negatives within their community than they are with outsiders
G2 fanboy tears will be delicious today mmmmm
>g2 vs falcons>g2 elminate falcons>niko loser humiliation interviewAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KINO OVERLOADPLSS G2 WIN AND GIVE US THE ABSOLUTE CINEMA
>>2107023>but le bad alsook retard. thanks for chiming in.
>>2107577Meanwhile midnesy griefed my shit and I'm literally like top 95%, worst fantasy I've ever had.
Damn bros, monesy is FUCKED UP
>>2107662>skill is stored in hair
>>2107185one of the only times we got to see his real basedboy side instead of the usual heckin wholesome chungus schtick
>>2107516>chikanerLiterally no one knows who or what that is but you keep spamming it. Now you're going to use some poltard insult like you always do.
>>2107662He can still take anti-balding meds
>>2107209lol no wonder the players don't wanna bootcamp before a Major, fucking paycheck stealers with no motivation
How many patented NiKo-Deagle-Moments™ will we be getting today?
I think faze will lose
Monesy and niko will rape HeavyShitter
G2 bots deprived us of NaVi - Falcons cinema.
>>2107790nobody outside of puccia gives a fuck about navi
>>2107790You lack taste. G2 vs Falcoons is unarguably the most kino matchup of the entire major.
I posted weeks about getting this craft and today I finally placed the stickers for good luck against the traitors. Need the boys to win so I can finally get a G2 highlight charm.
>>2107837>I posted weeks about*weeks ago aboutI'm not that obsessed with skins
please let scrawnders stay on deskI'd rather mute desk than the games
>>2107872actually might not even need to mutethey're way less obnoxious on desk
Falcons doing the humiliation ritual losers interview is gonna be such a classicand it will be even funnier if they decline KWAB
>starladder never do this again, this sucks
>>2107888he's right though, it's clearly uncomfortable and not very entertaining to see (for most teams), but it will all be worth it when Falcons lose
cute
>>2106873I think B8 - Navi has more potential to be interesting than Faze - Passion UA
>>2107906nah, Navi is gonna dominate
>>2107908maybe but Passion UA is easily the top 3 worst team in this stage, they're only in 2-2 because they played the two other teams that are as bad as them back to back instead of literally anyone else in bo3s. Faze will stomp them 100%.
>>2107911I agree, but close 2-1 would be a Faze thing to domeanwhile, Navi doesn't lose to lesser CIS teams
Navi are locked in
>>2107911>Faze will stomp them 100%recency bias or do you just not watch a lot of faze games?
wtf lol
>>2107837very naicetotal falcoons rape
>>2107918and then he just goes on to win with a 3klol
>>2107918kek based
>>2107918>proceeds to swing the next round by himself
>>2107918Most positive Ukrainian
ancientkazze
>>2107918
>showing a bunch of no effort cringelords blasting unfunny memes on their phones If I were in charge of an eSports tournament my first move would be forcing the camera crew to never film another phone or tablet. Drawn signs only
npl finally got one
>>2107931nice bait
esenthial's like "we can't win I'm done" then gets 3K in the two rounds B8 won
>>2107931>whats-the-story-with-ohne(...).jpgHe sold the skin before it massively increased in value due to the stickers (I think)
>>2107931they should pan to people showing gay porn on their phones instead
>face of cs2 is a degenerate kraut screaming for clipsgame's been over a long time ago. anyway, what gameplay changes are they gonna implement next year?
>>2107940they asked for Arab inspired skins design in the new update
>>2107941Golden Arabesque, Fennec Fox and Desert Hydra are Arab themed and all fucking bangers
>>2107941it has never been this over
I don't mind either team winning. Navi is a legacy name and B8 are an underdog fighting their way up from stage 1.
>>2107944true desu
>>2107946I want an upsetnavi isn't gonna make the final anyway
>>2107946>Navi is a legacy namei just thought about this now - Navi are having their worst season in 8 years and they still made top 4 in Kato, top 4 in Cologne and 2x top8 in the Majors (looks like it atm), really goes to show how huge they are as an org
they need to get rid of the brown boy and get another player with a lethal face card.
anon wants to fantasize getting railed by a handsome twink^
>>2107941>they asked for Arab inspired skins design in the new updateWho is they? Skincels?
>>2107951Unlike other legacy orgs like Fnatic and NiP their management made much better moves
>>2107956Valve
>>2107951yeah but the falloff in just a year has been yuge
>>2107952You mean their top fragger?
Seems like esenthial's observation they can't win is accurate
The Rap8d
leave choky to me
Did B8 glue a picture of their coach to the seat in which he would normally sit?
>>2107931based and red pilled
rating farm map for Navi
B8 bros... Is the dream over?
>>2107972Just do whatever map and lets lose in peace.
>>2107979Yep
HeavyGod just got raped check HLTV
>>2107985same energy
B8 from hovering in the 20s to rank 10 VRS. Next step: get a better awper, headtr1ck is cheeks.
>>2107931i'd force the camera crew to zoom in on cute girls with huge tits
>>2107989>Next step: get a better awper, headtr1ck is cheeks.it's time
>>2107971>Last thing a pint of Guinness sees before being split at the G and posted to the 'gram
>>2107995B8 doesn't want washed up boomers
Unless you're zywoo, these dualie buys fucking suck
B8 got baited so hard
headtrick looks like a titan
>>2107984Is this a Dardoch reference?
>>2108027Yes
>let me just jump over this block smoke
w0nderful missing his sitter just to sink in the knife deeper with the 1v2
b8 coach overslept?
rating 3.0 will award w0nderful the most for that round despite makazze objectively doing the more impactful 2 kills
what are the chances that Zweih is descended from dirlewangerI remember him talking about how his father used to live in germany and thats why he have german name for his pro name
>>2107972his eu visa has ran out and he had to leaveat least that's what they've said on the stream
just keep playing like that ffs
these guys need a new chant, I am about to mute
ALEX666
>>2108039Or his dad was a KGB agent in the GDR
>>2108039somebody should check his performance against polish teams
>>2108039>>2108046>>2108047>Ivan Goginhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goggin>The surname Goggin has several origins. In some cases it is a variant of the surname Coogan, and derived from the Irish Mac Cogadháin, meaning "son of Cogadhán".
Paris iM returnedNavi are memeing their way to the final
sick major
>>2108064hey this major actually has a crowd for groups unlike blast and esl
Epic nade
>>2108064I would prefer no crowd to these annoying motherfuckers chanting lets go navi the whole time
>>2108065Night wanna update it He's popping off
>>2108066how possible is it to have a venue even a small one like that or the one katowice had for starcraft for what i believe 8 years since 2016 for 3 weeks straighti think this alone makes it better than ESL and Blast but they had to probably pull some oligarch strings to make it happen
Everyone is on extended piss break until G2 vs Falcons
until faze*
>>21080762 eco kills is not popping off
>>2108081ive been edging for 5 hours now playing a mmo with one hand, im ready for faze
People ARE saying WonderGOAT
>>2108053>Irishwtf, I love zweih now!
did you guys know that faze are so broke that they asked for a 50% discount on a $100k buyout for zweih? obviously got rebuffed by spirit. that's why they have jcobbb, why they couldn't get s1mple, why they still have br0ky
>>2108101>rebuffed by spiritmeant nemiga
who picks first?
you gave them 6 T rounds like lmao ofc its GG just suicide until they get 13 and give us faze
>>2108101br1ky, s0mple
headtr1ck deserves the 1 in the ID for that lurk
zywoobros.. i dont want to meet this NAVI in the playoffs...
aleksiBULL
YASSSSs
>>2108104inb4 its Faze: inferno Passion: Overpass decider: ancient and faze shits the bed on ancient
>>2108111International Navi never beat Vitality
>>2108041damn really? sux
if only that b8 player watching long on the eco round didn't move away from the angle, oh well this match is boring anyway>>2108101where did you read that?
i lowk want to see ot and 3rd map
Going to OT because NAVI couldn't close a 4v2
>>2108079>how possible is it to have a venue even a small one for 3 weeks straightdoes your country not have plays? theatre? they have runs that can last months
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sxYXPbhp6M
>>2108121https://youtu.be/21li1fIboB8?t=5659makes sense with the retarded moves faze management has made regarding ropz, twistzzz, not grabbing s0mple
aleksigoat wins those
Holy kino
>>2108134kek
KINO KINO KINO
Jesus you couldn't have played that one any worse
cheating fuck knows aleksib doesnt have a kit
based alex666 always good for a crucial clutch
Now I want B8 in playoffs
These Ukrainian kids are good at reversing disadvantages so quick
I love iMchad and monkey makazze but B8 needs to go through.
B8 babe spotted
>give navi 2 opening kills>winif their coach wasn't just a piece of paper he'd have told them this
>>2108156her looksmatch is a gigaincel
>>2108156>tattoo
GODvi
fuaaaaark nt
kensizor new goat?
>>2108131zweih only had like a week left on his contract at that point, faze probably were like fuck it we'll get him for free instead if they decline, but then spirit came and gave them a lil something as a goodwill gesture and obviously that is a better team for him to go too. I don't doubt faze being limited on cash but 100k is literally nothing, as for s1mple they definitely didn't enjoy playing with him or karrigan wouldn't call up broky before they exited the major to tell him he's gonna come back
nice run by the b8rs
>so how does it feel getting knocked out? What will you do next, head to the front lines?
>>2108173
Damn, even bottom feeders like navi are mocking Falcons...
FOR FINLAND
cringe questions deserve cringe answers I guess
why is she dressing like an evil executive
B8 funeral
alex666 expression while being interviewed by banks lmao
mogged
>>2108180dress for the job you want, not the one you have
>>2108180Got told by Starladder to not dress like she's going clubbing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3Fyz7UdMmssomething to watch in the meantime
This nigga is like 5'1 lmao
>>2108188nobody asked
SCREAM IF YOU LOVE FINLANDAlso B1ad3 strays at Zonic?>makazze go kill>NICE W0NDERFUL
headtr1ck the hobbit
>>2108195sounds like a mix of mocking hally and zonic
>>2108192nobody asked for your opinion either
>>2108200please fuck off and don't come back
>"white" europeans on the 'gog>look inside>greekoids>>>/int/217398467
>>2108202i've been here longer than you
>>2108184she wants to be a stilt walker at the circus?
>>2108205then stop acting like a 14 year old or fuck off
>>2108207?i linked a frag movie to watch in the downtime between matches, and you've gone off at me cause of itplease look at what you're doing
>>2108202why are you mad at someone sharing a fragmovie you assblasted faggot? just skip the post if you don't care
>>2108209>i linked a frag movie>please look at what you're doingyou disgust me
>why do you want to win the most important event of the game that you've spent your entire life playing?please get this hole off the mic and never hire her again
>>2108184>>2108180if she was naked underneath that (coat?) i would assume shes a streetwhore ready to flash
karrigan has very hairy arms
>>2108211mental illness runs rampant in the cs viewerbase, that's why you see so many falcons haters online
>>2108222uwu
/csgog/ - discussing the appearances of video game professionals
>>2108226hating sandniggers ruining every medium in the world because murica gives them infinite money is considered mental illness nowadays, i see
faze always get the easiest runs
NaVi's Path to the PlayoffFlyQuestImperialB8paiNB8
reminder that either f0ze or pooa will make it to playoffs, and this atrocious occurrence would have not happened if people had kept the superior goup stage format instead of the dogshit swiss stage
>>2108216they don't care sadly, as long as cultists write "w dona" in chat they'll accept these garbage quality interviews
>>2108236there has never been a good interviewer stop acting like dona is worse or better
i watched some pua gameplay vs fnatic and it was terrible. realistically faze should be 2 classes above. but it's faze...
>OverpassIt's over
>>2108188Kino music taste
too many south africans at this event
>>2108230correct, you prefer everything being woke?
>>2108236so it's child viewers' fault we're missing sjokz? just because dona sucks off the untermensch once in a while?
>>2108238machine and stunna are good>>2108245I don't rate her highly either, but yes
>>2108244how about everything just not being shit?but I guess that just daily life for you
G2 has looked very iffy so far I'm afraid they might not have what it takes
>>2108244works for britian right?
>passion UA management are Latvianwat? I thought these at least the management was Ukrainian
>>2108245That's how these things work, yes
>>2108244kek literal 12 year old worldview dichotomy, as one would expect from a failclowns fan
who_the_fuck_is nicx
LET'S GO FAZE CLAN *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>>2108256not yetthey need to lose overpassI haven't made my bet yet
>>2108226kek nigga tryna be slick
oh nonononononononononono
Grim (for FaZe)
bullets through smokes should deal less damage
>>2108248that would be ideal but you're not gonna get that, it's one or the other>>2108254it's the world you live in, either something has diversity shoved into it or it's nowhere to be seen, depending on who's supplying the funding
fun fact: with b8 being eliminated last match faze is the last team remaining that played stage 1
Y IS grims head so big
>>2108265what country do you live in?
>>2108265>you either lick the saudi ass or suck the gay cockI'd kill myself immediately if I had your worldview
>those mapsUNIRONICALLY 2:0 for PUA
What if you could drop your knife and have fists with +5 movespeed but that only do 1 damage
>>2108271I hate Overpass Both Train and Overpass being in rotation is a fucking disaster and made me quit the game until next season
>>2108262Why do noobs hate smoke kills so much?
>>2108274Cache or Cobble.Call it.
>>2108276it's vertigo again
>>2108274-mirage-dust2+cobble+season
>>2108276Cache all the fucking way what the hell is this question
>>2108270it's not a manner of opinion
>>2108275no object permanence
What race is this?
+cpl_mill
>>2108278Aw hell nah.>>2108281Wrong answer. I curse you with NiKo's choke.
>>2108279season is such an underappreciated gem, no idea why people jerk off to tuscan all these days when season exists
>>2108238smix
+fy_snow
Real niggas remember subzero.
>>2108285World conqueror
>>2108286cpl mill is just tuscan without sand
>>2108288>no idea why people jerk off to tuscanIt was fucking hilarious how people were begging for that map, then it released and nobody liked it kek.
>>2108285steppe conqueror haplogroup
GOATKY COLLAT
+de_rats
fuck yeah
Looks like the GOD is not sick anymore
>>2108276Cache Cobble is shitty boomer bait. I've played it in its twilight days and it felt like some gimmicky DM map
>>2108290holy based
hallzerk aimlock while trying to save no?
>>2108292(the map, not the character)
>>2108302>I played it after Valve ruined the mapshut the fuck up kid
>>2108276it's vertigo and cache>>2108279>>2108288early csgo season was the best map ever, if it got shrunk a little it would regain that title, in 1.6 tuscan was the best map that's why people have nostalgia for it, the rework it was given was no good though
Damn, broky is going rape mode
>>2108308*fixed itonly boomerniggas think the self boost was a bad change
>>2108285this is what turks and finns looked like before they became white
>broky top fraggingIt’s over for faze
i will be happy for whichever team wins, and upset for whichever team loses
karrigan is such a dogshit shitter in cs its unreal. if i were frozen i would just die on purpose so that fucking trash gets eliminated
Why is everyone so whiny and anal about the faze roster compared to other teams, everyone was dickriding the previous roster and is doing it again with this one.
>>2108315>bocchi the redditleave
>>2108317faze were better with s1mple
>>2108285>>2108293>>2108297guy looks like a dariganga he would be up most herder or albat of the emperor Real steppe conqueror physiognomy is Techno
DEATH FROM ABOVE
its the game you get once a tournament where broky rapes a lower tier team
>>2108317f0ze were better with Ra1nignore the s0mplefag
>>2108317Because they had this guy and this guy is Jesus Christ.
epic play from JT
That nigga twistzz is fucking ghosting this match.1-5
Is OVP CT or T sided?
>>2108317they're provocative, they get the people going
pua stupid faggots cant fucking beat pistols fucking tilt spirial its voedr odffucking dogshit team
>>2108328CT
>>2108292real niggas were there for both seasons
BROKY RAPE MODE
>>2108327For once it's not Twistzz and frozen carrying
he only hits the flashy onesI love him
>>2108328Any map with long sightlines favouring the AWP and A1-S are CT sided
+aim_crazyjump3
aimbotting zzz
Twistzz chasing ghosts. Sad.
why is twister doing a shitty flank around the map like a matchamaking retard
broky is better than s0mple anyway
>>2108338maybe train with a lot of different long sightlinesoverpass only has 2 really - a short and a long, no one awps at monster anymore
Its a 2-0 for PUA isn't it.
>>2108347unless frozen goes nuclear again i think
HELVJISSSSSSSSSSS
f0ttigan is so fucking bad holy shit
Could have been a lot worse for FaZe if it wasn't for those 1v1 clutches
>>2108347Broky showing up = faze loss
dogshit fraud danedog couldnt even kill a guy whose shadow was giving information of where he was.
I've seen enoughit's over for puathey might get their consolation map, but faze has already won the bo3
2min half time break is so much better than ESL/Blast's 3min.
>>2108354that's danegod to you, muhammed
Entire half and i didnt hear the iconic MISSED SHOT FROM BROKY a single time
>>2108357Saarladder audience in groups as well. They have some good ideas, audience makes it much more enjoyable.
Fragging IGL
Deep
>>2108364taz cultural impact
>play CT>win
>>2108364I know coaches do a lot of prep work and the tourney organizers edit things out, but it's funny to see generic motivational platitudes and game fundamentals be the comms that are released.
hallzerk got money against his own team
>>2108369kek why are gamblers always projecting everyone is a degenerate match fixer
is we really losing to usa?
>>2108372faze is dogshit at overpass
>>2108369You cant bet against your own team its unethical
>>2108368They are probably not allowed to release any strategy talk. I watch a lot of CoD and they do at least 1 listen in with teams during every series, but they are only allowed to do it during respawn modes where the comms are fast and furious and more about calling players out. They arent allowed to do it during SND modes (similar game mode to CS) because teams do not want strats to leak.
why did niggs throw that?
ZZZZZZZEEEEEEERKKKKKKKKKK
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAO
I had to be karrigan to hear it man.
HAHAHAHA Karrigan is nervous
hahahahahaha BASED
fuck this shit
PUA got so much luck with these defuses
karrikek...
KEK
>>2108369APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW FAGGOT
No.
>>2108387>opponent whiffs static player>luckliterally skill issue
>>2108386fuck you f0zefaggot hahahaahaha>>2108387luck? that's f0ttigan for you
>>2108388We all saw it bro.
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
NO FUCKING WAY
again LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
xD
AHAHAHAHAH
OHNONONONOONOOON
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?????????JESUS CHRIST
no fucking way. Faze are a clownshow
I'm out. Its over for faze. Im no longer a fan.
this is just getting ridiculous nowplease just lose op fast
Why arter you trying to knife ytou fucking RETYARD??
:)
they havee to throwing rigt
unreal
>>2108388What does this mean?
can passion NA really do it bros? can they actually win against the big evil?
love my augger grim
Nah bro. Nah.
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
rate
This is not normally, check them brain.
my heart sank
KWAAAAAAAAAABFUCK F0ZEHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHBITCH ASS NIGGAS
>>2108421she's 12 bro
>>2108421looks like 910, not a rating, the player
>>21084214/10
>>2108430this nigga blind
>nicx gets 1v3 defuse against Liquid and now 1v2 against FaZe
>>2108421would
>>210842812/10?
>>2108256get raped
>>2108434pretty similar
JT and Kvem both deserve EVP for dragging this tier 3 team to playoffsunfortunately they're not russian twinks ner0 prefers
>>2108445kvem has massive tranny potential
thats not even how you use that meme mongoloids
Ok, Faze is stabilizing. Easy map 1, easy series.
hallzerk 120 iq umpchad
>>2108451stabilize deez
oops!
>>2108445kvem griefed the b site hold on 7-10 and that just won faze the game
Dudes really thought that the 2nd place of Boston 2018, Copenhagen 2024 and Shanghai 2024 would get tilted by getting ninja'd back to back. He's been through worse.
f0ze is so fucking lucky
okay but what was that first defuse? no smoke + awper + the rifler had run awaythat made no sense at all
Yea im thinking kino
love karrigan
>f0ze literally gift them 2 rounds>still losingyeah mirage is a 13-0
B Overpass has been hard to hold for a few teams this major
Now this is a FaZe game
RAPED >>2108468
>>2108468they lost the map because of those throws
>>2108465They got complacent because it hasn't happened to them in a while. Like the caster said, you don't get those all the time and they got two.
hmmm
>>2108476No I meant what was the line of thinking on PUA's side? At least maybe the rifler should've gone for that I don't see the sense of the awper going for it.
what the fuck is this NA shit. grim is playing with aug
JGOATTT
fl0m is crashing out
>>2108481kek
>>2108479one of your fellow polcels
>>2108480I don't remember where the other guy was but I think it was just because hallzerk was closer.
pua is the better team but rigged for faze
Faze up baby
>>2108474>>2108475you were saying?
PUA THREW THAT FUCK
>hohol literally stole the gun of nicx
THANK YOU GOD
>they even manage to make a pua game excitingcheers fellow kino enjoyers
>>2108438
so bad site holds, the map was theirs
I just realized that falcons loss would give us their starladder humiliation ritual
PUA is indisputably the better team here, f0ze got lucky.
>>2108499This would have been so much worse for PUA if they didn't get away with those two defuses, because their site defence was mediocre
>losing to FazePooA
Give the AUG a rest, Grimothy
well, it's over
>>2108502>Back to back ninja defuses>5 round lead>One of faze's worst maps>Still loseSure tranny.
>>2108504Can't do much when yakub just clicks heads.
>>2108494cheers!
i just checked and if f0ze makes it to playoffs they are gonna get eliminated by mouz or vitality. the most boring outcome. funnies one would have been by falcons, then g2 and last furia
>>2108509they also won both pistols, it's clearly bait
Dona my beloved
>>2108509You replied to the biggest attention whore we have here bro. If you see "f0ze" you ignore.
>>2108516
people on this thread fail for the easiest most obvious ragebaits imaginablei thought cs players were smarter :(
>>2108501you said this like 50 times so far, we get it
>inb4 faze now ninja defuses vs PUA on 2nd map
>>2108512she's literally me
>>2108459making a losing play that resulted in a double eco for a total of 3 lost rounds off aggressing b short solo in a 4v3 while it was smoked will fly under the radar because he topfragged
total f 0ze rape incoming
just sharing my UD, thought it was funny, thank you
can this match get done with already i want to watch niko's downfall
>i thought cs players were smarter :(the players >>2106792
>>2108531no matter how much we hate falcons, G2 is not even winning a half yet alone a map
>>2108461I gotta hand it to faze, they really do have unbreakable mental. Lesser teams (falcons) would've crumbled to that.
>>2108535to be fair they're brazilian
>>2108461queue Niko's head tilt except he breaks his neck if that happens to him
>>2108536then you don't hate falcons enough
>>2108530paranoid freak lol
>>2108540>riiiiiiiight...
it's painful to see this team has nicx playing and Demqq on the bench, i know it's for regional purpose but still
>>2108520https://x.com/GODaZeD
>Pistol GOD is here nowPray for PUA.
>>2108557it's over, frozen won't have a shit map like overpass two times in a row
A MISSED SHOT FROM BRO-ACK! not anymore
CS is such a mental game it's crazy. It was already huge pressure to take rain's place, but then the EPL run probably made it so much worse. He looks NOTHING like the one at CAC.
APOLoGIZE TO GODKY
The GOAT IGL and his pupil.
>>2108562him and Twistzz really pulled that overpass T sidethey even ruined his 3k opening on A site with that gifted ninja def
Glaive is the goat IGL.
goodbye pooa
>>2108574that's debatable
>>2108578It really isn't, objectively speaking.
>>2108570now post JGOATTT's stats
>>2108580ok then zonic is goat coach
Yeah this one's over, PUA have run out of steam.
>>2108570>lol player has 0 kills after losing pistol he's badterribly unfunny meme desu
>>2108553kek he's ramping it up, this is so much funnier than the pretending to be retarded act he was doing
>>2108585Yes, I can accept that. Though I believe Saw/Sycrone can change that in the future.
PUA made this run just to humiliate Liquid and give FaZe a few heart attacks
Jamebros...
>>2108590>PUA made this run just to humiliate LiquidAnd we love them for it. Wish they made that in Stage 2, I really wanted to see EliGE in the humiliation ritual.
>>2108589Nice Ilya
>>2108591
>>2108596Amen.
>>2108591JAAAAAAAAME
>still havent won a single pistolfaze isnt getting past the real teams
>>2108596Major winner, Major MVP, philosopher, poet
when do we apologize?
>>2108595Every GOAT will have a peak after which they fall off. Doesn't mean they're not the GOAT.
>>2108604Never because we never doubted*.* = after the 0.4 defuse denial on nuke
>>2108596Amen
>>2108605have you heard of Gabriel Toledo the true GOAT?
now that jcobbb is good, is zweih back to being the worst pro player?
>>2108596Jame, 16:9
>>2108611goat of what?
KVEM IS A FUCKING BOT HOLY SHIT
>wow that was so fucking stupid from Twistzz>wow that was even more stupid from kvem
>>2108613based
PUA has the makings of a solid T1.5 team.
Honestly if they lose pistol, PUA can comeback still. SURELY their t side isn't dogshit right?
>furia has players from 3 continentsdoes any other team have more?
faze loses those btw
>>2108623there are only 3 continents and they dont have an australian in their team
>>2108519cow
>>2108618actually the stupidest play in that round is nicx anchoring B from top of van exposed to 3 different angles at the same time after the smoke fade, peak NA gameplaybut he got a lucky double with the spray because i guess nobody from Faze expected such a stupid position
>>2108623PUA also has 3 but that's probably the max
>>2108617If Kvem is a bot what are the other 4?
>>2108640american
>Faze buckbroken from suffering so much just to qualify>PUA having the game of their lifeI'm unironically betting on PUA.>>2108623Is there any NA player at all in tier 1?
>>2108640>statsfaggingsilence
Check your corners hallzerk you have time
A REAL FRAGGING IGL
>frozenGOD>broky whiffing first shot to bait them into swinging into TwistzzSick teamplay!
>>2108623depends who you ask, cause there's no consensus on how many there are
Any PUAs in the thread?
>HAWK PUA SPIT ON THAT THANG
HAHAHAHHA BROKE ASS
Fucking broky
>misses the sitter backshot>hits the one in a disadvantaged duelbroky duality
not my king br1ky's fault it's all f0ttigan's fault
There it is, the iconic caster's line ;/
GODwoo would've hit that.
>>2108665Kino
Cinema
>Grim and hallzerkgrim
man i cant imagine how much adrenaline is pumping rn
jcobbb looking much more comfortable on FaZe now
hallzerk really saw that one broky whiff and said "this is how you whiff kid watch and learn"
You can sign your official jcobbb apology here if you havent already
>2 13-11sno........
Sponsored by Rollbit series.
EASYYNOT EVEN CLOSE
okTIME FOR THE REAL KINO
FAZEGODS
Red canids > PUA
imagine losing to faze lol
>>2108683I remember some stat that coL were the worst team at winning close games
based
faze are so cooked in the playoffs
FAZE GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSS WW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
As expected. Seethe, cope and dilate "f0ze" tranny.
kek they almost lose to fucking passion, twice. they'll get btfo in quarterfinals
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>2095659 KWAB
god the f0zeniggas are gonna get uppity
>>2108699relax, they'll be BTFO in Playoffs >>2108698
>>2108614igl, brazil, charisma, BO5, and cs contentthe only igl to reach hltv #2the only igl to ever win a major with a bunch of plumber favelados and then proceed to create an era with themthe only igl with the alias "The Professor"karrigan at 35? exposed as a fraudgla1ve at 30? retiredFalleN at 34? major favorite
Fazing really hard rn....
>faze won't make stage 2>faze won't make stage 3>faze won't make won't make playoffswe're here>faze won't make semi's>faze won't make gf
whats the "4 seconds away from not being here" about? Don't really watch pre-major stuff
>>21087040.4 secondsthey almost lost to red candids, opponent had match point on elimination and was defusing
Pussy UA funeral kino
>>2108703well at least even you realize they won't win the major
>>2108704This https://youtu.be/hCrmK4iufzo?t=5918
>>2108704faze were at 11-12, bomb planted and a guy was defusing, karrigan came just in time to kill him at 0.4xx seconds left to defuse the bomb
South African manlets and American giants
>>2108715Sorry other countries don't pump their food with HGH.
>>2108711next goal post: grand slamplease make it happen. Keep disbelieving and hating
>>2108364>>2108368they won't ever play anything else on broadcast cuz teams will cry they're leeking their strats.
Time for the peoples main event
>>2108717I only hate f0ttigan
Please i need a malbs or hunter lifegame
>>2108652yes there is, only butthurt meds and latinx think america is one continent
imagine replying to unironic gla1ve shills in 2025 dude who won like 1 trophy outside of prime Astralis kek, literally the coldzera of IGLs
jcobbb lucky lifegamepua is the better team but cs is a fluke game
>>2108707
>>2108712>>2108713>>2108709Thanks guys. God Scrawny is the worst.
Left - G2Right - FalconsChoose.
helloMe and my 4TB SSD are ready to collect new reaction images of niko malding.
>>2108727im europeanamerica is just an one big continentwhats next, will you say russians are asians?
>>2108727there are those who don't do that but instead think it's eurasia, or even old world, new world plus antarctica and australia
>>2108740it all looks like Vitality-Furia rematch methinksFuria get a free bracket and Vitality is great at nullifying donk
I find tech_girl hot
>>2108740GOD2
>>2108712Its hard in the moment, but he smokes that he probably wins. Or did he not smoke it to sell a fake better?
>>2108740>>2108749Watch it be Faze Navi (G2 need to win)
>>2108740man we're getting one-sided bracket againthis system sucks so bad
>>2108753he played it badly, he had smoke, molly and could have positioned himself better on the defuse (more to the corner)probably wins it just using one of these 3 things better
Falcons winning would make this the most stacked major playoffs in a while
>>2108757stacked with garbage
if you like competitive counter strike you will want falcons to win. not only against g2 but the whole major, do not let your fds get in the way of reaching this logical conclusion
Where are you playing the best of deathmatches?
Falcons CHADS WW@???
>>2108753Pressure got to him and he decided not smoking would sell the fake better (it did), but just hoping the guy doesn't peek or just misses (even if it's karrigan) is not a good play. Should've just smoked if your play was just hoping the guy missed.
>>2108759I'm sorry but Niko losing will always override everything else for me
>>2108761Cyberchoke
>>2108759>if you like competitive counter strike you want the team that got humiliated by Vitality 3 times in a grand final this year win, and not the team that beat them in a 5-mapper.
Falcons IS The Raped.
>>2108761Best places for deathmatches:Eastern EuropeBritish back alleys American public transit areas
We're officially back in the top 10, bros
another masterclass interview from my goat Niko
Freya!
>styko
>>2108776with P1mp!
Uh-Oh!
finally, it's kino timeNemiga-SAW
>heads will roll, coach will be replacedWoah pimp relax i didnt want to root for G2 even harder than i already do
>>2108780
hundreds of thousands of chat messages being spammed for days on end, only to give out ONE chair KEK that is so pathetic
>>2108749MOUZ is gonna win, lilbro
>>2108785>magog finds this beautifulno kommento!
I mean... They should win Ancient at least, right?Right?
Watch as sunpayus shits on them with his one in a decade lifegame
>>2108789>second map is inferno>againI've seen this before.
>>2108789we are against falcons here lil bro
Please falcons send heavyzionist back to tel-aviv
>>2108740G2 just because of Vitality vs FaZe. Those games are always great to watch.
>>2108742>i-i'm european>doesn't name countryyeah it's a butthurt medGermans and anglos and other white europeans correctly view america as two continents>>2108747no one does this, no educational system teaches this.
https://x.com/techgirlza/status/1997301333830107533
r8
>>2108789>ancientalex666 showed the way, sAw cooked, hunter will deliver
>>2108802>navi winning vs furiahave you watched the actual rape of a match they had?
>>2108802botality isnt beating GODcons
>>2108802>falcons over spiritstopped paying attention there already
Holy unc.
WOAH WTF NIKO??? why do you hate your cousin so much????!!?!?
>>2108807bro the goat rifler is like 9-0 vs d0nk
>>2108788
Oh mein gotto was is das?????
>>2108805Yes which is why I'm sure it can't happen twice. >>2108807Lol, donk has yet to win against niko+monesy
>Niko will wake up now just to fuck his cousin's chance for a majorFucking Niko everyone know you will choke in semis why you do this?
>>2108810how many times at the major though?
>>2108809man just wanted to go bowling...
Holy shit Niko is locked in. Its over for G2.
GOAT RIFLER AND GOAT PISTOL PLAYERso ez 4 NiKo
>>2108815like 2-0 in groups
>>2108802>falconslol
matchfixing?
Holy shit I fucking hate this team so much it's unreal. Literal 5 randoms from FACEIT tier.
HOLY CHOKE XAXAXAXAXA
niko fixing for cousin WHERE ESIC
>21087280/8 retard
wtf?
>Choko lifegaming against his old teamThis dude will do everything but win a major.
>niko toggle because of huntercringe behavior
I told you that NiKo will win budapest
the one time niko shows up it's against his cousin
>inb4 niko switching back to stretched is the reason he's fragging like this now
ChoKo 1v9 is crazy
m0NESY trolling because he knows Falcons 2-3 is the good ending.
Tick-Tock Falcoons
>>2108836look at his aim, its no longer shaky and shit. nigga unironically grinded dm for hours just for this match. he doesnt want to get eliminated
Look how his crosshair goes between 2 players he sees yet hes not shooting. Tweaking like a cheating tard thinks his cheat will do it all
>>2108802mouzbro we're rooting for g2 to win
>unironic mp5 buy in qualification matchm0nesy needs to be arrested for throwing
>>2108844>he doesnt want to get eliminatedUnfortunately that's not his choice to make
aw yea its getting fucking stupid
based niko lifegaming but still getting eliminated
Lol timeout already? Zonic is panicking
G2 do NOT deserve a majorCS greatest rifler, Baby Goat and Swag 2.0 DO
There's room for only one Kovac in the Major playoffs
Getting eliminated by huNter igl will buck break NiKo so hard he'll switch to igl himself next season. Screencap this.
>>2108845niko aint an high sens faggot. you can see in the camera how his arm was shaking.
my nigga hunter...
what the hell is this
>>2108855spirit isnt playing bro
>>2108860The total Falcons collapse
>>2108856this, but literally
kyougod with the kino skin
this game already feels very intense
>m0nessy flicks with mp5 directly on enemy>sprays like 5 bullets>not a single bullet connects>diesI see this happening all the time. how are gotards so oblivious to this? it's lan and gotv shows server view, there's no excuse. I swear there's still some unknown alt tab bug or whatever that just desyncs your entire game
They kinda need 6 on T.
Hunter ︻デ一 ( -_•) Niko
Ch0k0 is giving his all to avoid the ultimate humiliation ritual
nice save by Sunpayus and hunter
>>2108872that was kino
where is baby goat..
the good guys always win
realistically how many rounds does g2 need on ct side to win ancient?
>>2108877baby goat is washed :(
>>2108877matys is here
>>2108877Currently trying his best under NiKo's table.
>>21088798
NiKo got all his energy from banging his Russian twinks last night, but it exhausted them
>>21088796 is already enough anything more is a luxury
>buy rifles>lose>buy pistols>winuhhhhhhhhh 2tards?
>israel stops genociding palestine>(((suddenly))) a bunch of anti-falcon posters appear
G2 IS HERE
>>2108879with 2 more they are like 90% garanteed to win
we're the best ancient ct team in the world, easy map 1. flawless ct inc.
>>2108889why would arabs hate arabs over jews
>>2108889>>(((suddenly)))they are despised in every community and every thread are you delusional?
man why would they peak 5 deagle wielding players 1 by 1?
6-6 is very recoverable.
>kosher team winningshalom!
>>2108888>buy rifles>think>lose>buy pistols>don't think>win
>saarcons
>G2 gets all their round from team play>Falcons gets all their round from individual performancesThis is why Failclowns will never win anything.
NICE NIKONICE ILYANICE MAXIMNICE RENENICE DA-
this proves that the goat rifler is not washed. all he needed to perform good again was to relegate midsuke and let him do all the work
niko major mvp = niko #1
>5 steppe warriors did this >tfw multigorillion org
How do pro teams practice? Do they scrim other pro-teams?
>>2108909>controlezwhen will people accept there is no age barrier, just a skill barrier
>>2108903ts.
>>2108909huNter threw the game for the lulz and to make sure Falcoons don't make the playoffs
GOATYS
>GODYS
>>2108899yeah i'm definitely not worried about any falcons comeback
arent they the best ancient ct team in the world?
>>2108913donk is an exception because he is factually the best counter strike player in history.
>>2108923Allegedly but clearly not when they are playing in a major.
>>2108903They fluke a T2 win for sure.
>camera always cuts to ChoKo when falclowns lose a roundthat cheeky cameraman knows what they're doing
>>2108925You mean spirit? And no spirit still suffers from the same problem, except only 1 player (donk) can pop off vs 3 players on falcons (niko, monesy, kyousuke)
HUNTER LET'S GO
L0L hunter throwing for his brother
>dies for info
>>2108932>the feels
>>2108932a piece of history.....
Remind me anons: What map was Falcons eliminated on last major?
>>2108942i dont know
Ez for MATYS
FUCKING SIT ON THEM HEAVYGOAT
>>2108942anubis
>>2108942Inferno. You can't forget that banana hold.
>>2108942oh no no no
matys is so fucking goated in after-plants
>>2108946What is the second map of this series?
I know that stare, that's not a good stare...
n0k0 so dogshit
it's fucking happening... i can't believe it
! DANGER !FALCONS COLLAPSE IMMINENT
It's joever bros....
>>2108954he knows what awaits him if they fail
>>2108942
>named kicksan>doesnt get kicked>costs them the major??
>>2108956i can
This is Falcons' comfort pick. If they lose this, there's no coming back mentally.
>it's fucking happeningit isn't
>>2108954yeah saw it too
I like those 2 G2 bros they showed in crowd
>>2108954m0NESY already knows what NiKo will do to him afterwards...
>>2108967what a fucking cultural impact falcons have because of this, other teams can only dream of it
>>2108961Not even Banks will be able to protect him from NiKo's rage :(
the cs aiming blackpill is really grim. the optimal way to play is donk/zywoo/twistzz grip with the sensor position in your palm, using wrist and arm.always keeping a relaxed grip and never tensing up. wrist never touching the pad. but this is extremely tedious and boring, almost feeling like work. it's way more fun to do the exact opposite. fingertip grip the butt of your mouse and flick it around in lazy fashion with your wrist that anchors on the pad and provides maximum stopping power. basically how s0mple used to play in the flipside days.
man how many eco rounds will g2 lose
>>2108964>named Niko>supposedly best rifler ever in history of first person shooters and more>can't even get more than 1.0 rating against 48 years old triceratops Fallen>gets carried by a macedonian to make the match competitive
>>2108976doez zywoo have an odd grip?
Niko, not again, I beg you.
>>2108976All this kid does is just hold a gay ass off angle with his deag and one clicks people in the side of the head CT side. Fucking terrbile player desu.....1.4 sensitivity 400dpi using trashcan. Anyone who uses a low sens does not have the dexterity to properly play FPS games on PC.All the shitty baiters use a low sens to click people on the back of the head, or they are equally worthless and use the telescope gun and one click people in the body.I bet this kid doesn't even play FFA Dm's cuz he'd throw his arm out of his socket checking corners. When was the last time you've seen Niko popflash through a smoke, and flick too two people to open up a site??? All this dude does is hold shift and prefire common angles. like wow dude, ur fucking nuts. you can have parkinsons disease and play on 1.4 sens if ur just baiting and clicking heads on common angles.this is why forest and get right are sick players. they play on higher senitivities, and can do more than bait and off angle one click.
KAI YOO SUCKY SUCKY FUCKY FUCK
Niko, again, I beg you.
>heavygod sits in the middle of the molly like a fucking gigachad
KSA molly lmao
>>2108981Pic rel>>2108984I remember this pasta
Yahweh protects his people from fire (except the few times)
RAPE KINO
lmao
HAPPENING
BTFOOOOOOOOOOO
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
g2 is so fucking lucky
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
EZ EZ EZ
MOLLY WALLBANG GANGBANG SMOKEBANG KINOOOOOOOO
>am i retarded?
heavyoat
5 trillion dollars VS power of friendship all over again lmao
Okay, we're here.
total moses death for pronouncing kyousuke like that
>>2109001that was a cinema round
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
>>2109002chinese pussy have me acting unwise..
why is it that whenever the bad player of a team performs the team loses?
>>2108998how you retarded mouthbreathing fuck? you think the spam was just luck? kys
NIKOKINO
>>2109008hope webmanon can save it
>>2109001sick roundi fuckin love cs
What the fuck was that from falcons in round 2?
tech pausemonesy plug fell out
>>2109010me on the right
>>2109011you're confusing cause and effect
>>2109012based miserable cs enjoyer
>>2109020hey
>hmm, niko has a good game, let's hit the retards on the other sitegoat igl
falcons are improving incrementally, this is nothing to laugh about:major 1: stage 2major 2: stage 3major 3: FUCKING CHAMPIONS BABY
>>2109027More likeMajor 3: Quarter finalsMajor 4: Semi finalsMajor 5: Grand finalsMajor 6: FUCKING CHAMPIONS BABY
>>2109027>one star>stage 2>two stars>stage 3>three stars>quarters>four stars>semis>five stars>grands>six stars>victory in grands
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOO MAJORS
lol
>>2109027>same stage as they entered>same stage as they entered>same stage as they entered
IM SO HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYIM SO HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYIM SO HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYIM SO HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYIM SO HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYIM SO HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYY
>NiKo and m0NESY last two playersHow poetic
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
it's so joever
lule
i think i'm gonna cry if they lose
KWABABOTY
So who are falcons kicking and who are they getting for next season?
>>2109037YIPPPPIEIEEEEEEEIEIEIE
>>2108536faithless fool
Falcons bros, is it over?
PARASYMPATHETIC NERVOUS SYSTEM STATUS?
GOAT2 bros, how we feelin?
lmao what the fuck is this shit>play 4 A and 1 B>somehow they still get through A>when they go B they 5v1 rape nikoi only hope for zonic to get kicked and blacklisted from every team's coach position
Brutal
>faze making playoffs>falcons getting sexually assaulted by g2best sunday in a while
>>2108981absolutely not, he has the most default grip of all, just palming the mouse like most people do
>>2109045they buy 1 player of each team so they are the only team capable of competing
>>2109043because I'll be so happy!
I JUSS BE BRINGIN DA UHHH, MUHHFGGA MUHNIGGA MUHDIKK
You'd think after the 7th b exec they'd learn how to hold it
>>2109053m0NESY the son concerned about his father relapsing into alcoholism
>>2109045https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3089265/one-more-superstar1 MORE SUPERSTAR RETARDBROS
>>2109051I've so fucking hard rn ngl
>>2109045new coach
donk: 4 major playoffs in 2 years"goat" rifler: 4 major playoffs in 20 years
>>2109053it's so fucking obvious falcons will never win with niko, his mindbroken balkan seething infects everyone around him
>>2109060you've said the same thing 10 times
>>2108963I WANT TO REMIND Y'ALL HOW THAT STARTEDThey're making progress they lost to b8 13-10 this time
>>2109045-teses/kyxsan+one more superstar-zonic+TaZ
-kyxsan +hunter
>>2109064saar
oh no no no bestctteamonancientbros what happened?
>>2109072May the Lord prevent this from happening cuz I don't want to hatewatch huNter.
How many donas are there in heavygod
>>2109074alex666 effect
>>21090772.5
-kyxsan +donk +niko igl right now
break, time for aimtroon sissy hypno while waiting for next maphttps://youtu.be/9JoDMDXVTcg?si=mGAI0GEghdwCW9Yy
You can't blame this on niko.
>>2109082whose fault is it then?
>"ITS KYXSAN FAULT HE CAN'T FRAG">"wait, at least 2 of the 3 superstars play likes shit each time they have to actually perform in important games">"ITS STILL KYXSAN FAULT HE HAS TO DROP 1.80 RATING EACH MAPS"
>>2109080Okay which new superstar are we buying?
>You can't blame this on ni-
>>2109083Kyxsan because he didn't frag.
>HeavyGOAT: It doesn't matter who play good who play bad. We should cover each other and trust each other and believeMy obese teamplayer GOAT.
>>2109085Frozen
>>2109083I don't know monesy's been shit this whole event. He needs to perform and he's pulling ultimate.
dont lowball me nigger
>>2109082>>2109086if i paid 2million for a player like that i would actually try to sue him
>>2109087yeah but he's the igl, this is the metaapexkarriganchopperetc
>>2109085w0nderful
>>2109086statsfaggy niko defenders btfo
>>2109089frozen stayed on FaZe after a year of absolutely nothing, EliGE coming in, karrigan going full senile, rain leaving and most importantly, FaZe probably paying the guy $7 dollars a month because they don't have money anymore. That dude fell hard for the power of friendship.
>>210908212 kills in the first 3 roundsand then?
>>2109100>12 kills in the first 3 roundsCheck the rest of the scoreboard
>niko doesn't choke>the rest of the team doespoetry
mad about balkans = moorberian rape baby or russian rapebaby polack
>mad about balkansWe love huNter though?
>>2109086underrated by 3.0it's complete bs that 3-6 gets 0.3 bigger rating than 5-7, m0nesy kyousuke and Niko roughly all played the same
just start inferno nigga
At this point Niko glazers cannot deny it anymore, he gave Falcons 3 rounds for free and they still lose convincingly.When Niko sucks dick they lose, when Niko lifegames they lose, Niko IS the problem. There's a reason he is the only fucking guy without a major despite 15 attempts.
>>2109100>10 kills in 19 roundsmy rifle goat
>>2109108he's also the reason na have a major winand guardian never won a major
heavygoat has aura
When is guardian coming back? Where's he?
>>2109108this is his 17th major (including the one they failed to qualify)
>>2109112>and guardian never won a majorGenuinely makes me mad. If one dude deserved a major, it was him.
>>2107837If you get player's signatures in your skins you are a cuck.
>>2109001Round so good they keep talking about it multiple times.This is gonder-strik :DDDD
>>2109112two more reasons to hatewatch falconsthanks!
goodbye falcucks
>>2109113>auraGravitational.
>>2109114A-Anon, I...
>>2109116>(including the one they failed to qualify)basednever forget Niko failed to qualify with a roster of Aleksib, hunter and m0nesy by his side, topkek
kyousucky inferno keeeek
>>2109125How many stacked rosters has n0k0 been on?
>niko owes me a major
They should kick teses and let Niko play with 2 accounts
AWAY!!! STAY AWAY FROM MOLODOY!!!!
did falcons pay fans to be there or something? they seem so out of place and lame
if falcons are so bad in inferno why they didn't ban it?
reminder that the reason people hate niko is because he got that fraud danedog trash out of faze and because he missed a deagle shot on nuke that would have not mattered for g2 to win the major
>>2109133worse at overpass
BRAZIL WIN MAJOR YES
>>2109133because they dont play overpass
>>2109134reminder to smd
>>2109128Unironically he does, he threw anubis and ancient giga hard against Navi in semis of copenhagen. Hunter was shit as well but Niko cant win key rounds to save his life.
FALCONS ARE HERE (we just wanted to practice one more map)
Copenhagen was Niko's last chance. He'll never get that close to winning a major ever again I'm afraid.
wow if falcons play as a team they win roundswhat lesson can be learned from this?
>comes out of retirement to save the falconshow would you react?
>>2109144NAICE NIGGA
niko first good game in years and suddenly all is forgottenidk if some n0k0 fan is samefagging or what, but ts crazy
>>2109145Senor VAC would never do such a thing.
>>2109142HAROSH SUKA
>>2109145>how would you react?
m0lbs....
>>2109151kino thumbnail
>>2109134don't interrupt the circlejerk, they don't care just need to hate someone for the sake of it
you now remember Dan M
It begins again...
>>2109112>and guardian never won a majorFUUUUUUUUUUCK you reminded me of that
>>2109155>>2109138
>>2109155do the needful
>>2109103what's not to love about a bunch of 90 IQ slavs murdering each other over some barely habitale hellscape
kyoshit drones on suicide watch
is niko cursed?this is not normallysome vodoo shit
huNter is such a hilarious skins autistYou will never catch him walking around with Hedge Maze + BFK Fade but he's the only guy I've seen with full camo loadout and now all black
>kyoshit drones on suic-
>>2109162its pure SOVL
[ - ]
>>2109163huh?
>>2109163kwab
>>2109164What was the decider of that series? Who was favored to win it?
a trillion chinese 15 yo girls will kill themselves if kyosuke has less than a 1.0 rating today
>>2109143I'd say Shanghai.They obliterated Faze in groups before meeting them in semis, he had unarguably the best team in cohesion in his career, if they beat Faze they would have faced Spirit in finals which they were owning 4-0 at this point.Monesy and Niko had absolutely no right to shit themselves as they did against Faze in that match.
>>2109172mirage, god knows who...
>>2109134I hated niko for ruining teams with his retarded ego before you were even born
>>2109173>implying the fangirls even watch the games
alvaro you're not that ugly bro
I'd like to cheer for NiKo and m0NESY but having this other arrogant kid winning a major like this is just a no for me.
Excuse me wasn't this map supposed to be T sided?Are Falcons.... over performing?
>>2109179>even care about the games*my bad bros
>>2109175They were doing well against navi on ancient in Copenhagen but that jL's triple deag...
>>2109134reminder that you are a faggot niko
>>2109172lokingg at hltv looks like NAVI beat them in mirage 3 times in a row
>We haven't had a single radar screenshot moment from falcons yet this tournament
>>2109185kyousuke is fucking chopped wtf are you guys talking about
GOAT2 type team play
God G2 is so systematic I love it. Trve spirit of CS. The Astralis of CS2.
>>2109191last tournament in china he was swarmed by fansthey even gave him ton of gifts and shit
Actual strats from G2 instead of running head first and praying for star plays from Falcons
>kyousuke most awp killsthat's why he's the goat
>>2109197so this is the power of smaf.....
>blindly stacking b site with 0 infogoat igl kyxsan
goatbert mentioned
How do you reply without sounding mad
ash owns zonic on every possible metricgive me liberty give me firegive me goat team astralis, goat player zywoo and superstar trio niko/monesy/kyousuke to win trophy for meor I retire
Sunpapi proves that jestermaxxing works.
Niko is the Harry Kane of CS. Too much media and hype, too little accomplishments and titles.
noooooso close
guys, i thought falcons were bad on inferno...
NT HEAVYGOAT
nt fat
God I wish Falcons fumbled that
nt, heavygoat
>>2109208>give me goat team astralishe's part of the reason the team was goated
he should have planted on the spot man
He would be moving faster if he wasn't fat.
how can you not love heavygoat??
UHHH DOUTBERS?
What if you put kiosk and niko on banana and give them a banana?
>>2109224massively underrated player still
I do think kiosk is a psychopath or a sociopath or something. He's like always *blank*. Or maybe he's just shy/autistic.
The script says Falcoons lose in triple ot
MOLOGOD
>>2109237????anyways kwabcons
>>2109243The narrators mentioned molodoy as rookie of the year
stop pushing smokes every single round malbsffs
4-8 is fine
HE'S CHEATING
cheats
LOL
pure luck
toggled
money ghosted all series just to hit that clip
what the fuck....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UgrNk5hZKE
so you're just gonna hack?
Rage toggling
imagine monesy on a likeable(niko-less) team
saarladder toggling the silent aimpaid for and rigged
>>2109224fat people are grotesque, cool guy though
I wonder how zonic reacted to that.
4 is enough
>>2109263had may0nesy stayed on g2 we would've won a major already
>>2109266made them all shit their pants simultaneously
>>2109266nice ilya
>>2109269trvke
is niko coked up?
Niko probably spoke more words than zonic this entire event right there.
>map 3 is dustKINOINO
uh oh
is we going to dust?
BVBY GOAT
Don't lose the follow up you sandniggers.
>>2109282didn't sunpaypal go nuclear on that pretty recently?
im so glad falcons wont quaify so i dont have to hear the caster say kayosuki in the most retarded manners possible
PLEASE ILYA JUST WIN ME ONE MAJOR JUST ONE
minigoat!!!!
>kyosooke>kai-oh-sooke>kiosk-suke
It was kind of like this but the other way around. If they choke this...ohnonono
holy shit no way jitu can win dust2 like thiswtf
https://x.com/FaZeEsports/status/1997759476469006459>broky gets to tease the new awkward guywholesome
falcons in rape mode
4 was not enough
>>2109291it's keeos-ke
>G2 AT 12 >BUT THERE'S A TWIST
>k>you>suke is silent in r*ssian
im not watching map 3 praying for n0ko lose
godzuki
>>2109310The fuck are you talking about
I need to see NiKo flub a critical round with a deagle on Dust2
>>2109310it's a goofy japonese fake name because he's a weeb just like Donk thougheverbeit
>D2 against all aim no brain ruskiPray for G2.
I JUST B BRING DA FIER >pukes ebonics in your ears
>kiosk should play inferno so that he doesn't drag them down like a tard
>if falcons win RIP donkey
>>2109323>kiosk
g2 need to clutch the fuck up because otherwise spirit play falcons into vitality into furia
>alright boys>I need sunpayus to go beastmode>I need heavygood to go feastmode>I need malbs not to be a fucking retard
>>2109326>>2109328wtf hivemindI swear I didn't scroll down to the bottom of the thread before posting
>>2109310His real name is Semyon Bakin
please god please
>>2109326>furia x spirit finalscinema
>>2109335>sussy>baka
>>2109335it's Max Lockin actually
>>2109338If Furia make the finals it's ogre no matter who they face. FalleN barely loses Bo5 finals.
n0k0 com'ing like his life depends on it (it does)
>>2109341https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZTxa6cEqt1o
>>2109343Not barely, he lost 1(one) bo5 in 15.
How do you think he feels right now?>>1973660
Fallen is the goat of all time
>>2109349>Pro in 1.6, Source, GO, & 2Yes.
how much do you think mauisnek brings home a year >150 000 USD
>>2109349maybe the best IGL but not overall player
i can't wait for next weekend, my gf is out of town and i have a 3-day long weekend
>>2109327bazirano
Donk 2 has arrived
I've seen this before. Kiosk had a good start and they still lost. Was against the mongolz.
>>2109360>3 day gooning seesh
Old man NiKo can't one tap like he used to
>>2109357not enough for height surgery
good guys never win, unfortunately.
>>2109380Falcons are winning though?
>2109384 (you)
I mean could've repeeked immediately desu
>paypal miss
>>2109384not even falconfans think the arrogant kyosuke, the paycheck stealer zonic and the scammer psychologist are good guys
FEASTMODE
>>2109343>FalleN barely loses Bo5 finalskind of a meme stat. he's played like 2 bo5s in his career where he wasn't the strong favorite
GOATYS AND HEAVYGOAT
savesy...
alright, I gotta admitthose falcons fans do sound as fake as they did back at ewc lolhonestly didn't think they'd bring fake fans to other tournaments as well
>paypal awp vs glocks
SUNPAPI LIFEGAME INCOMING
>>2109403they have a whole fake fan program where they fly out hired crowds to tournaments
this game is so sovless and dead nowfeels like I'm watching valorant light
OBESEGOD
>>2109403thank god that guy is drowning out their cheers with the thingy
>>2109406The check cleared between map 2 and 3GodPayus is unleashed
>>2109407that's furia
>>2109403agreeno energy behind the chant and it seems to happen at regular intervals. would test that theory but i'm too lazy
i don't mind if people are being a fan of niko or monesy...but falcons? as a team? cmon...
MAX MAX SUPER MAX
i share nationality with a player from G2just for that i want them to winalso i hate falconsand niko
>niko awp
>>2109417Are you our resident jew?
they play the wrong kind of music during a tactical pause
>>2109417Damn. Why are Jews so hateful?
>>2109417Are you more of a HeavyGOAT or a x*rtioN type of jew?
GODkoGODnesyGODsukeThe major winning triumvirate.
>>2109419not. the actual resident jew
i'm not gay but is sunpayus the most handsome player at this level?
>>2109417slovak?
holy fucking timing kek
g2 so fucking lucky
HAHAHHAHA
>>2109424kwabesy
>>2109419>>2109421>>2109423i'm uncircumcised
holy shit, what a timing
>>2109428Face wise maybe but isn't he also pretty short?
>>2109428not since parivision made it into top20
>>2109428yesbut the sexiest and zesties is wonderfulgod I want to destroy his bussy
WE LOSE TO GLAWKS
The Guatemalan almost threw it
alexis fawks x glawx
BAHAHAHAHHA FAILCLOWNS IS SO FUCKING BADKYXSAN WALKED IN FRONT OF MONESY AND TANKED HIS BULLETWHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY EVNE SAYING IN COMMS?
>>2109446NIP...
>>2109428i like 910 but only because he looks like a woman
>>2109444I wonder if Niko will ever try to capture him too before he retires
>>2109439i honestly don't know about that anon.who are you some tall players? asking for a friend
>>2109454fat chicks don't do it for ya?
is d2 t sided or ct sided? how many rounds does g2 need on ct to win?>>2109450internet explorer ahh
someone paid sunpaypal to WIN this time? *gulp*
lucky shitter n0k0
whiffpayus strikes again
the paid falcons fans sound fucking ridiculousoiltards go home
>>2109457magixx looks like a woman but in the "ugly lesbian" way
>>2109455bet
>>2109467you're saying 910 looks like a pretty chick?
Falcons won these 2 rounds of sunpayus not hitting shit.
Cmon G2 give me a 6-6 half
>>2109469no, he just looks like the average asian woman looks like without makeup
>>2109403I don't think this lot are paid, I just think niko and m0nesy fans are soulless bandwagoners
good guys lost
is dust2 bandit sided?
>>2109477>bandit
Yep yep, FalCHADS are here.
D2 is russian sided and G2 has 0 russians.
>>2109477goon sided
>>2109477It's kinda law enforcement sided methinks.
>>2109477no, it's duty sided
>>2109477depends cuzsometimes da hoodlums own itsometimes 12 be on topy'get me
>all bad guys winning today
>win pistol>get the next 3-5 rounds for freeHow is this fair?
>>2109481>I have 2 Russians>I have a Jew and a Guatemalan
imagine being a "superstar" player and losing before playoffs
>>2109481heavygod is russian-like, no?
it's dust 11 btw
>>2109487tis a sad day indeed
in theory every map should be CT sided because they have weaker weapons, so they need the map advantage to be "more fair"T have more aggresive, cheaper and overall better weapons
>>2109477delinquent sided
>paypal
falcons lost map 1 because monesy ghosted hard
>>2109477it's hamas sided
moses you dumb bald nigger stop saying kiasuke
m0lbs..... you were supposed to be the deaglegoat..........
>>2109491He speaks russian
>>2109491He's slavoid-jewish.
moses you smart hairy aryan keep saying kiasuke
Falcons winning here to shit themselves in playoffs with Niko dropping 0.81 it's all so tiresome, I've been there 5 times already.
>timeoutchoke script activated
>>2109501Everybody knows it's pronounced key-yo-suck-ayy
i just care about the shuffles desu
>falcons choke starts here
>>2109513>copium starts here
fuck that was close
SUNPAPI
>>2109509donk has never won against nikomonesy
PAYPAL I KNEELI WILL PAY THE TRANSACTION FEE
THE CHECK CAME THROUGHSUNPAPI IS NOW SERIOUS
>>2109511ayy
>bandits vs policemenyeah I think I will root for policemen
>>2109517donk has never lost vs nikonesy in major playoffs
>>2109516no one says this
Jesus Christ how close
HEAVYGOAT SIT ON THAT FAGGOT TWINK
>>2109524I don't think he's ever played them in playoffs.
HEAVYGOAT
>>2109525how new?
>>2109522Actually it's righteous freedom fighters vs imperialist occupiers
>>2109510>>2109510>>2109510>>2109510xd
stop playing upbeat music during tactical pausesplay somber music
HEAVYGOAT WILL EAT MONESY
red vs blue
>>2109517if you think spirit curse against nikomonesy is stronger than Choko's curse you are insane.Niko cannot win a major he has god against him to be the shittiest bot in history at any opportunity to get even close to a major win.
>>2109536They're saving the somber music for the humiliation ritual
>>2109533actually it's CIA financed extremists vs police state miniltary force
>>2109538... AND KYOUSUCKEE
huh that molly is a good idea but didnt work
>>2109536they need to play upbeat music if falcons loses at the humiliation ritual funeral
HAHA LOL
>mess up utility>still just ram through with aim
LETS FUCKING GOGOAT2 BROS WE FINNA WIN TS
>3 man savejust for that falcons deserve to lose
GO G2 GOOOOO
kyxsan is throwing so fucking hard
GOAT2 bros, we doin it
>>2109513OHNONONONO
>>2109551nah its understandabled2 b site is hard to retake much harder in 3v4
kicksan
>>2109549I don't want to be that guy, but I think it was on purpose. The molly not really but the CT smoke I think it was on purpose.
>>2109536they need to bring back the grime 808 dnb
>hold A and perform a drive-by like a common hoodlum>win round
it's happening kek
TOTAL FALCOONS DEATH
>>2109550>TSworst abbreviation ever. Don't know which brainfried zoomer thought that was a good idea
GOAT2BROS WE'RE DOING IT
I'M BEGINNING TO BELIEVE
Is we fucking deadazzzzzzzz?
regardless the outcome, good ol nice match>captcha GJG2Klmao
will ch0k0 cry this time or is he just dead inside atp?
#FalconsAreHere
why doesn't hunter let Niko win a major? Is he a psycho?
NOOOOOOOOOOOthe clowns are cheating
It's police fucking sided. Why the fuck are they struggling
somebody pull monesy's butt plug
Not this time boys.
>sAw timeoutIt's so fucking over for Falcons
>>2109584falcons is a terrorist organization so they struggle playing CT
m0NESY raped at mid
>get peeked with 5 guys in close mid doors against the AWP>run back like little bitches and fall back behind mid doors so the awper can pick you off 1 by 1 mid rangeRetards just push flash him what the fuck are you doing
AHHHHHHH WATAFAKKKKKKK????????
GAY ASS FUCKING CLOWNS FUCKING BULLSHIT
>kayosucky showing he can do everything!he missed every single shot up until they were right in front of him
>the miss several scoped shots into noscopes scriptalways good for hype
why are there so many chinese people in budapest?
>kiosksuckeLMAOLOLJUST ZOOM OUT BRO
Falcons will still lose
Yeah, Sunpayus has no right to miss duel against a fucking rifler like this.ggfalcons still not going past the quarters
>>2109598hungarians are literally an asiatic race
>>2109593this is the only kind of cs the clowns excel atthey will fail against a real team
it's over
bad guys won
These awps are going fucking super saiyan
HE IS SO FUCKING BACK
Major's 9/11
m0nesy toggled ok
evil prevails, as usual
fucking anticlimactic
babygoat grafiti at elevator inc
>saudis turned on the aimbotsits ovah
WE ARE HERE
>ropz on faze against spirit in gfs flashback
Holy fuck these m0NESY shots
THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT REF DO SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAAA
>g2 choke >OMG MONESY KYOSUCKY
goddamn falcons look rough
THEY ARE GOING TO CHOKE NOW AND LOSE IN OT THEY ARE GOING TO CHOKE NOW AND LOSE IN OT THEY ARE GOING TO CHOKE NOW AND LOSE IN OT THEY ARE GOING TO CHOKE NOW AND LOSE IN OT THEY ARE GOING TO CHOKE NOW AND LOSE IN OT THEY ARE GOING TO CHOKE NOW AND LOSE IN OT THEY ARE GOING TO CHOKE NOW AND LOSE IN OT
ok, he unironically toggled
wp heavyfat jew retard
hate these fags so much
>rip donkey
kyousuke
Nt G2 but m0NESY remembered he's a good player
that execute was good that was a bullshit save from m0nesy
Okay I am now cheering for FURIA, MongolZ and FaZe
bad dayall the evil teams won
MAGOGFAGGOTS FUCK OFF
>timeout>Monesy suddenly a godClassic toggle as old as time
G2bros...
>evil wonSad day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpZkkMWpcZY
kyousuke so bad under pressure actually. nothing but whiffs. will never win a major.
sadbut g2 didn't deserve playoffs after playing so shit on map 2 and 3
>The crownless king surrounded by his princesWhat is this gay ass casting
-mongoloidMd-SunPaypalASAP
Monesy will drop 1.02 in quartersNiko will drop 0.95 in decider map.Furia wins major against Vitality gg.
>>2109642G2 needs a real awper. Paypal has to go, like yesterday.
>>2109620you are malding
Why do twinks have to do all the work?
#FALCONSAREHERE
>>2109640Ziggers are forbidden from entering Agartha...
Flying HIGH rn
-paypal +s1mple 2026 and this team can win shit
SUCK MY DICK HATEWATCHERS
It's in.>falcons will pound donk's bussy only to get absolutely raped by vita in semis
>>2109413Furia is a Kings League team too that has a real fan club retard. Those are real fans. Don't blame Furia for your lack of ability to cheer for the things you're a fan of.
post yfw you realized all the good guys won
>>2109646malbs lost them inferno, not sunpayus
On the bright side this greatly increases the odds of G2 getting a real AWPer next season...
>>2109644>>2109646sunpaypal and saw were a package deali think saw will fight to keep him on the line-up, taz and snax style
macrotoggling
>>2109654Will YOU doubt FaZe for the 4th time this major, /magog/?
donna is all tits no brain
>>2109654Easiest script of my life
>>2109658irrelevant, paypal's shit awping is holding them backget kl1m back from mibr>>2109661but why are they in love with each other?
>>2109654>literally the top8 except Faze for G2 made itKino playoffs inbound
>you deserve ituhhhh>>2109657poor worksmanship b8, you need to work on your craft
lolthis is just as cringe as the funeralgg dona
>>2109656those are paid to be there 100%, singing and jumping and playing random instruments at every single moment even after the game is over, before it began or during breaks
>>2109666No. jgoddd is the real deal and karrigoat was never washed.
>>2109667and that's a good thing
>>2109672What he thonkin
>>2109673You are either american or a muslim if you can't comprehend that these kinds of fans are normal
I am doubting FaZe now because it's MOUZ and they will play very boring CS and win.
HUNTER FUNERAL
IT BEGINS
>>2106847>>2107639>>2107879suck my dick retard
>>2109685kys bitch
can we just admit zonic mogs this fraud?
>>2108501don't turn on the stream now boy
ded gaem
>>2109666trips of truthalso my last canadian in the race
NO BUMSALLOWED
>>2109676trvke
>>2109680>you just had to bring up the meme... he's definitely tilting in playoffs now
>So heavy""God"" what will you be eating after this mind shattering loss?
>>2109647yeah bro 5 out long getting jump awped and letting kyosuckysucky get two blind noscope awp kills really isn't g2 choking
>>2109673>he can't fathom people cheering for their team unless they are getting paidThis is why Rio had the best crowd ever. You people are genuinely sad, you don't know how to be a cheer for your teams lmao.
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
>>2109687No.
>>2109692then why is faze in the playoffs?
>>2109696you are seething
>>2109690How the fuck do so many people watch ohnepixel, he's an obnoxious retard
>>2109698furia is a lock for the finals
>>2109698I mean if there was ever time for navi to beat spirit it would be now because their h2h is rough.
>>2109698If this happens I eat my shit and post it on /magog/
>>2109697the rio library was the best crowd ever? the crowd that stopped turning up the instant a br team was no longer present?
I am once again asking for my FaZe vs Vitality major final kino.
The King WILL be crowned on 14th of December.
>>2109706bookmarked
>>2109697>rio had the best crowd everno one says this other than monkeys
>>2109709Pic unrelated btw guys forgot to mention it.
>>2109703sheiss
kyousuke has the skill and the avra. he'll be better than donk next year.
>>2109702you are a dickeating orbiting loser that fellates teenage boys lucking into a win
>>2109703Hatewatching falcons
>>2106356lol at your life
>>2109716you are coping
My genius....is almost frightening.....
>>2109715Aura of an autistic twink.
>>2109720tf was ts nigga thinking :skull: :wilting_flower:
>>2109715
>>2109716cope and seethe loser
it really do be like that
>>2109722Just like Donk but he's cuter than Donk
>>2109727Swap furia with faze and we've got a deal.
Kyousuke winning a major would be the biggest robbery in history of this game, bigger than Outsiders, bigger than C9.This twink disappointed everyone, never was the best player in his team since he joined, barely carried any game alone even kyxsan was performing better on some maps.He has to drop at least 3 maps with 2 rating otherwise he got carried to a major unlike god donk who won his major by himself.
>>2109719>>2109726retards i swear
>>2109731they barely beat kek2 lol they are NOT winning against furia or vitality
>>2109707>>2109711rio was the best crowd in terms of strictly hype but only for that one game against heroic, no need to be pedantic bros
>>2109729>but he's cuter than Donknot a high bar they're both ugly as fuck
mouz vs faze who yall got? can faze do it again?
>kyousuke will get into top 20
>>2109731>unlike god donk who won his major by himself.donkey would've lost to FaZe 0-2 if not for fatboyxx.
Faze x Falcons grand finals with Karrigan denying Niko a major win would be the most kino script and you know it
>>2109735Sydney had the best crowd
>>2109727blud really thinks falcons are beating apex's boysI can see Furia winning but ain't now way Niko is doing it
>monesy used to blast through stages and now they barely scraped byGrim
>>2109707That's literally my point. Brazil cheered for Brazil harder than any other crowd in any major or tournament has cheered for their "team". You people don't know how to cheer and Brazil will show you how. Just wait for the Furia final.
>>2109737the chosen people will prevail
>>2109666never doubted, mouzissies are gonna get RAPED and then GAPED by big JAKUB
Now what do I do for 4 days.....
>>2109739donk had higher rating than magixx in the 2 maps they won.
>>2109740no i don't think the good teams that have won all season long losing to fucking dogshit faze would be a good script you braindead troglodyte
>>2109740you're right except falcons win and niko rips his shirt off while screaming idemo, I have already envisioned it and not because I am homosexual
>>2109744>That's literally my point.nta but that's not what constitutes a good crowd
>>2109747maybe go to your JOB???
>>2109747Pokemon DLC in 2 days
If by some stroke if incredible bad luck n0k0 wins the major, I'm never watching cs again.>>2109755heh.....
>>2109755Job?
>>2109750>muh statsthe streets know magixx carried. you should actually watch the game next time
>>2109750Ok and? What part of what I mentioned is false in light of what you said? You take magixx out, donk loses.
>almost a week to prepare stratsit's over for oilcons
>>2109761only thing magixx carries are the hundred candy bags xe takes everywhere, what a fat fucking tranny!
>>2109754calling a crowd "good" is too vague
>>2109763>*loses pistols*>"uhm...">*drops ak*>"DONK GO KILL"
>>2109744What, for the 30 Brazilians that can afford to go to Budapest? You're going to freeze to death after you leave the airport, Wanderson
>>2109763>Hmmmm will I have donk go kill on A or B? Perhaps through mid? So many options, such little time....
>>2109727this is 99% diamond coin
>>2109767no it absolutely isn't a "good crowd" is good for the entire event, not one or two games
>>2109763That's not going to matter when zweight, tn1r and chopper all go negative and bot out yet again
>>2109754It was not even good but the best when it came to cheering for the teams they were there to cheer for. CSand general esports crowds are dogshit the way they are because of this idea that the "crowd" is a singular agent that aught to cheer hard for any and every team. That's not how cheering has ever worked for any sports. Weather you like it or not the real crowd was the best ever for any esports.
The Good Ending: FaZe/FURIA/Mongolz winsThe Neutral Ending: Spirit/Vitality/NAVI winsThe Bad Ending: Falcons/MOUZ wins
>>2109779Surely this is bait, if not just watch the finals again and tell me if that's a good or a bad crowd
>>2109774i agree but when people talk about crowds people are referring to different things like if they cheat and stuff as well
>>2109782I would be satisfied with any winner besides Navi or Mongolz
my moussies are winning :)
kyosuke major mvp and snatches #4 from botz
>kyosuke major mvp and snatches #4 from bo-
>can't watch the major cause I work M-F and have a second job on the weekendsit aint fair
>>2109789makes me laugh every time
>>2109790cant even find 1 job and niggas out here hoarding two
>>2109782Put Vitality has bad ending, no one wants an israeli and a bong with 0 charisma win a major again because they were carried by goatwoo.I think only good endings are Furia and Faze winning unironically.Navi don't deserve.Spirit don't deserve if donk is alone once again.Mongolz deserves hard but I wish senzu was here instead.Mouz would deserve but they are insufferable chokers.Falcons will never win regardless.Legit I just want Furia to win and I hate brazilian monkeys with all my heart.
>>2109790Who do you want to win the major?
>>2109783you're either genuinely stupid and can't interpret text or deliberately being disingenuous. Either way, you're gay.
Donk sissies...prepare your bussies...
>>2109797avra
>>2109698Hohols are forbidden from entering grand finals.
dont expect anything
>>2109792i need money badly>>2109794brazil
>>2109805Yea I don't see FaZe winning against those nerds. I'll be cheering and coping anyway.
>>2109646simple is free
>>2109736Nope, Kocksucky is a cute twink, Donk's only cute feature is his size, he's ugly as fuck while Kyousuke looks like a pretty twink, not as pretty as Monesy but still cute
>>2106345here
spirit>mongolzmouz>furiaspirit wins ez
>>2109810so are std ridden crackwhoresi aint stickin my dick in either>>2109813kek what a bitch
>niko in major playoffsit's so fucking over bros, the streak ends here
FALCONCHADS, we are mentally invincible after this gameWe are getting metoo'd after what we are about to do to d0nkMossad will try their hardest to mess with our computers, but that's not gonna stop godsuke's 109 adr gameFor the final we'll eat FURIA for dinner, UMA DELICIA Many troons will fail the vertigo jump IRL and niko will win the first legit bo5 Major
>>2109823Let’s fucking go#FalconsAreHere
>>2109823>>2109825i love false flaggers
sunpayus sold them dust2 lmaoJust watch round 10 or pretty much most rounds where he's awping
>/magog/ SEETHING at Falcons got me like:
How this shit worked? I was doing a meme pick'emSo who wins major, CSisters? Wanted to meme with Navi again, but turned out I'm still going for diamond - don't wanna waste it now.
james "james banks" banks reportedly smashed techgirl's head in backstage for daring to reference redeye's iconic "brutal, savage, rekt" line
>>2109827i don'tespecially not when THIS little effort is put in
Holy shit. Go check donk's recent faceit matches, he's going to destroy choko isn't he...It's over chokobros
>>2109813based fellow vindictive falconschad
I'm a bit nervous spirit sisters.
>>2109981jesus christbring them back
>>2109981m0NESY and kyousuke are literal boysupermodels and NiKo looks very handsome while everyone on spirit looks average, therefore Falcons must win
This real
>>2109844Either Furia or Mouz. The real final will be the semifinals.
>>2110007so that's what faceit players look like?
>>2110034unfortunately a trvke
>>2109666Please save us KarriGOD
>>2109981why? it's a big stage, niko will collapse
>>2109744>>2109779do you love cs or brazil? if the only brazilian team loses and you'd rather go stand in line for gaules' autograph than watch a MAJOR FINAL, then you're a fucking dogshit crowd
>>2109715best of the shitters is still a shitterI dunno what second best of the shitters is
>>2110175NTA but I'm gonna play devil's advocate hereThe BR crowd for the Rio major was insane for matches where BR teams weren't in, before the playoffs. You had people cheering hard for just about every team with actual varied chants, not just le "let's go [team] let's go!!!" which was fun to experience. Even cadian's heroic had people going ham for them at one point.But yeah, as soon as Furia hit the stage, and then as soon as they got eliminated, it was shit.
Based from faze to win that overpass game. Tbf the faze elige team would tilt off the face of the earth with that. This team finally has some resiliance again.
>>2110175you seem to be doing a lot of projecting there bud
>>2110186Look at that gap between kyousuke and donk. That's kyousuke lifegaming btw. Just a random tournament for donk.What a loser that kyousuke kid is.
its a shame g2 couldnt hack it but they did lose to 3 teams that on average are meant to be better
>>2109842what was this from anyway
>>2110234https://youtu.be/ZIPCptw_Otg?t=7686
>>2110134amazing work anon
DON'T YOU KNOW, I'M STILL STANDIN' BETTER THAN I EVER DID?LOOKIN' LIKE A TRUE SURVIVOR, FEELIN' LIKE A LITTLE KIDAND I'M STILL STANDIN' AFTER ALL THIS TIMEPICKIN' UP THE PIECES OF MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU ON MY MINDI'M STILL STANDIN' (YEAH, YEAH, YEAH)I'M STILL STANDIN' (YEAH, YEAH, YEAH)
>>2110204what are you talking about, what part is projection?I watched the rio major start to finish
>>2110240thanks anon
w0ndergoat finna ruin your pickems
I cooked extra hard
>2 full weeks of counter strike>just for the top 8 teams to make playoffsholy kek why even bother with the swiss stages
PGL MAJOR IN SINGAPORE NEXT WINTER
Weak bait, better luck next time.
>>2110289yeah nobody says wondergoat
>>2110285faze was in stage 1
>>2110175If there's no team to cheer for I don't go simple as. I can watch cs from home. Brazil crowd was based. The finals would've been full if a brazilian team was in it.
>>2110034Alright, thanks. Just not Spirit or Vitality I hope.
Damn Youtube just recommended me this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S68xZeOPhTsYoutube feeling nostalgic.
>>2110309prime nadal and federer are playing, 2010s real madrid barcelona with messi and ronaldo, 2016 cavs warriors, you can easily get tickets but there's no brazilian so you'd rather watch on tv than go in personeither you're lying, this is some poverty shit like when people who've gone through famines hoard ketchup packets, or you don't actually watching the sport
>>2110380don't actually like watching the sport
>>2110380I actually have a real life example to this that is more appropriate. >2014>I live in the city that hosts world cup the finals >I have the ticketsSold them because Brazil took the L early in the 7x1 and therefore isn't in the finals>actually made profit from tickets>watched the finals from homeyeah it's the same thing when my city's rival is playing against some other brazilian team in my city's stadium, why the fuck would I leave my house to go cheer for my rival and/or some other team? Sure, if prime Ronaldo and Messi were playing in my city you bet your ass I'd be there. But the thing is, not CS or any esports has anything close to the greatness of an athlete like the football goats. I wouldn't even leave my house to see S0mple playing, fuck that loser cheater faggot. Now if Furia is playing? You bet I'd be there. You have to realize that CS and esports is simply a sport that was born from monetary desires instead of natural passion for the sport like football clubs that have existed for hundreds of years did.
>>2109707>the crowd that stopped turning up the instant a br team was no longer present?kek what vira lata macacos
>if the team you support is no longer competing you still have to go to the arena like a cuck to chant and watch the other teams compete or else you are a boring crowd
>>2110264I say this
bros...the falcons weren't supposed to win. I feel cheated of dopamine. I'm getting irrationally mad the longer time has passed. We were supposed to laugh ITT
>>2110493Only the first place matters and nothing else.
>top7+faze/8Nuts!
>Spirit loses to Falcons like always>Falcons beat Vitality in semis>it falls on the shoulders of the main character of CS to kill the big evil in grand finals and save CSIt would be so kino but I'm afraid of the bad ending.
https://xcancel.com/FaZeEsports/status/1997759476469006459
>>2110406so yes, you don't actually like watching cs inherently, or you're too broke to be able to enjoy it without worrying about the costit's not that you're putting on a performance for the viewers and the players which stops being worth your time when your team gets knocked out, it's that watching sports in person is fun, reacting when something hype happens is fun and instinctual, and the natural consequence of a local population's engagement with and enjoyment of the game on its own merits is what's being appraised. we're not comparing the subset that organizes chants for a cs match, we're comparing the broader masses, who shows up and how they naturally react to the flow of the game. it's better when it's your team, but a good game is good without them tooyou didn't go to a world cup final in 2014, brazil hasn't even made one in 23 years, you're not gonna have another hosted in south america until 2042 at earliest, almost certainly not brazil. you might die without experiencing one. why not just enjoy the experience? you literally did skip watching prime messi playing in your city
>>2110469>if the team you support is no longer competing you still have to go to the arena like a cuck to chant and watch the other teams competebut you watched the finals from home, like a cuckis it more fun to watch in the arena or from your couch
>>2110540You really don't get it do you? You'll never know what it's like to light the fireworks when your team that is your team because it is your father's team because it was your grandpa's team because it was your great-grandpa's team... after it scores against the rival team in a derby. It's not about the game, it's not about the finals or the players, it's the club. It's the history, it's the passion. If I want to have fun with futeball I'll go play it with my bros like I do every monday night at the local field. The same goes for CS. If I want to have fun with it I'll go play it with my bros. Now, inherently the history, the passion, the club fidelity is not there with esports but the thing making me want to watch it is maybe the team that I decided I like(shout out Spirit) or the team I can relate to which in this case is any Brazilian team and specifically Furia which I have been following closely for years. In the end who gives a fuck about "the sport". It's about the passion. And if my team(or a team I like) isn't there, there isn't passion. So why bother? Btw, the 2014 finals were mid. And Ronaldo is better. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuui
>>2110527the team is united and have the spirit of Christmas on their side this major is ours
>>2110545brazilian teams and your league are dogshit, all your good players are cucked from you by hated europeans
>>2110512What does this usually look like? I feel like the novelty is exaggerated because there's nothing else going on.
>>21105621, 2, 5, 7, 22, 24, 27, 31
>>2110493i just know hally has cooked something huge
>>2110568t. weary experienced hungarian janitor
MOUZ is winning this Major. Screencap this.
>>2110421Wouldn't that be the opposite? I think vira lata complex means self-hate.
>>2110562>>2110565acor vs zygoat in major finals.
>>2110562>>2110575now that you get vrsbumped into stage 3 it's a little less random, but austin was 1, 2, 3, 5, 9, 11, 16, 22
>>2110572nah Furia will but Mongolz will be who they face in the grand final.
why are people wondering the hltv rankingsfaze isnt close top 8 and navi became top 8 after they won major matches, had they crashed out early theyd be top 10 or something
pls faze win this thing and we gucci
I assume whoever wins spirit/falcons game will be finalistfuria has no contenderVitality zywoo might come through, might not. Rest dont have much going for them.
>>2110244damn, this nigga saw this crowd and said "I hope I can play in MIBR one day"
If FaZe win this I will literally eat my own shit
>>2110577Why do I never see these Brazilian raids? It's only shit like this >>2105151Oh wait you sound too much like him. Why do you spend every waking moment seething about a third world country?
Anyone else gets weirdo vibes from Karrigan's wife? She's obsessed with jcobb. The bitch probably raped him into the team.
>>2110689it's a thinking man's fetish
Am I cooking?
>>2110706yeah some fucking meth
>>2110706unrealistic as fuck you're high in faze hopium(My pickems are exactly the same)
>>2110706i am doing exactly this when i get back home today. you have no soul if you don't.
>>2110745i did this but i put Navi instead of Furia
YA HERDDDDDD?!?!?!?!?!?
Here's my fix for G2-malbsMd-SunPayus+PR+s1mple/kl1m
>>2110527>Spirit loses to Falcons like always>major playoffs + nikoyeah not happenin
is this niko's last stint with falcons?surely they transfer him after yet another choke
>>2110706Let's add some more spice
niggas talking how this major is stacked like navi and faze arent there
>>2110974So? There are 5 very strong teams that are objectively the best right now and 6th is the Mongolz who are weakened but still look like they could upset someone. There is nobody better to put there for the remaining two spots, maybe G2 and Aurora (if they came in form this Major) but i'd rather have players in the playoffs who already proven themselves by winning the Major like Navi and Faze have.
>>2110706>>2110745>>2110746>>2110912It's easy to fuck around with dead pick'ems, but do I do it bros? Is this even possible? On one hand, I memed through all the stages, it makes sense to pick something realistic now and loot that diamond. On the other - might as well keep at it, 'cause if Navi actually wins and I picked some R*skies or Fr*nch instead - I'm gonna be really fucking pissed.Why didn't I lose earlier ffs.
>>2110974I agree on Navi, but Faze can beat anyone if twistzz and frozen both activatewho else would be better, other than G2?
>>2110974name a team better than those that isn't there.
>>2110990do not look up Navi's record against the elite teams in 2025
>>2110993aurora pv g2
this is what gonna happen:the finals will be falcons vs furianiko gonna 1v5 the whole 5 maps (2.5 rating 5 maps) and in the last OT round m0nesy gonna miss an awp kill and die, kyousuke will retard peek and die, teses will drool and die knifed from behind, kyxsan will give the last comm to niko before lowering the hp to whole furia, then niko gonna clutch and in the final 1v1 against the professor he will miss a deagle shot and lose the major. then out of pure anger he will destroy the desk and the monitor and zonic will hide before getting murdered live on stage.
>pv
>>2111027In your dreams faggot#FalconsAreHere#SaveGaza
>>2111027
>nicx’s last name is LeeIs he? I mean he does look like WASP
Is slow peek useful or a meme?
>>2111139Have you ever see Zywoo do it?
>>2111117그는 한국의 자랑스러운 아들이다
3 days until my pickems make me a bunch of cash
liquid should just reform complexity roster again
tn1r interviewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMsqXC2c8Ds
>>2111262Leave Grimothy out of that cursed shit org. Let EliGE choke to death in Liquid.
>>2111381good choices but I think Furia will win againYekingod is looking too strong
lmao mongolz first wanted JL instead of Senzu but he didn't respond
>PGL Singapore 2026Thank God! Finally no more crowd cheating, team booing, uneducated, unpolite wh*te people! Thank you Valve!
Yekindar plays 1920x1080Why don't you?
>>2111456im not latvian
>>2111448aint singapore cheap to travel for arabs, jeets and aussies?
>>2111462Singapore has the death penalty for leaving chewed gum on the floor, it doesn't matter who is there, they will behave.
>>2111464actually selling chewing gum is what's illegal
>>2111464https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PXAOZwvv04>Lee Kuan Yew Explains Death Penalty For Leaving Chewed Gum on the FloorCrazy stuff
So we could get:>Spirit vs FaZe, Shanghai Revenge gf>Spirit vs NAVI, can the shitters finally win against the demon that rapes them every time?>Vitality vs Furia, strongest 1st half vs strongest 2nd half of the year>Vitality vs MOUZ, can the chokers finally win against their nemesis when it matters?>Vitality vs FaZe, ropz vs his old family>Falcons vs FURIA rematch>Falcons vs FaZe, can karrigan do the funniest thing ever?High chance we get at least a decent storyline for the grand finals. Would be a shame if it ends up being MOUZ vs Mongolz, literally the most random ass gf possible.
>>2111490everything but mouz is good because you just know they will lose
>>2111490Vitality vs Faze feels more like el classico. There’s always fireworks whenever they face each other.
very interesting tidbit from shiro in the spirit vlog>the 5080 GPUs have a bug where the AWP crosshair gets thicker when you crouch, didn't happen with earlier versions, started seeing it in PGL astanawonder if other awpers are distracted by this too
>navi didn't respond fast enough which removed the JL option>magixx was ready to play but they went with a mongolian because it would be easierholy lel
>>2111618Chances are they would've done worse with either jl or magix. Controlez is fine and slotted in perfectly.
Furia Got the easy bracket LoL, GF will be Falcons vs Furia with Falcons winning a very close but 3-0
>>2111625get off the counter
>>2111625Don't post kiosk here.
>>2111625Appropriate picture of someone smoking some shit given the absurdity of FalleN losing a Bo5 finals to ChoKo
>>2111625>team where everyone can perform will lose against team where everyone depends on 1 guy performing>calling Mouz "easy bracket"Just go back to Combat Arms or something.
>>2111643>calling Mouz "easy bracket"*Mouz Faze and Navi all retarded shitters who don't deserve this major
Daily reminder that this is the hardest Major ever and that NiKo will win it and that on December 14th /magog/ will be in TOTAL SHAMBLES
>>2111656fuck bros zywoo is getting brutally mogged hard by simple and donk here>bottom 7 vs both top 5not a good look bros
>>2111656it's the lowest number why is it the hardest
>>2111656paris was such a fucking mememight've been better for zywoo's legacy to not win it because it's the first thing I think of when austin wasn't actually that bad
>>21116751+2+3+4+5+6+7+10=38divided by the amount of teams (8)equals 4.75
>>21116884.5 is the lowest possible when dividing team standings by 8. You'd have 36/8=4.5 So yeah, it's pretty stacked as far as VRS standings go.
>>2111656>Donkey won the most shitter infested majorLmao, I cant wait for monesy and niko to rape this goblin fraud and his useless team of baiters
>>2111735Bait or?
>>2111656And yet everyone consider Boston to be the goat major, curious.
>>2111888you retarded or just new? c9 didn't play the shitters in playoffs. faze were #2, sk were #1, g2 were #5at paris vitality won without playing a single top 20 team
>>2111414dodged a bullet on that one
>>2111645>shittershttps://www.twitch.tv/blastpremier/clip/BravePeacefulNigiriNomNom-4weuxrCYQdnyxAC9
>>21121981000
>>2112173my man!also testing meme warfare
https://youtu.be/0sxYXPbhp6M?t=1246I'm not one of those schizos who think pros cheat, but these super strict rules makes it seem like something has happened in more recent times than 2013 when scheinder won a major after outing himself on stream, and no, flusha is innocent. The fact that coaches have to ask a ref to go up to the players to call for a timeout and that they're not allowed to give high fives or interact with them at all outside of timeouts and in between halves means they're clearly worried about secret body language, but why? Cause they've been given a reason to be, same as with all the measures taken to stop anyone from even getting close to the pcs or having electronics nearby or hidden on them
ITS UP! ITS FUCKING UP! FAZE COMS KINO BACK ON THE MENU!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wo-S8sLEtQ
>>2112259there is absolutely cheating involved>drugs>bluetooth butt plugs>people in the crowdr*sskis/yu*rainians, *sraelis, br*azilians, fuckin asiansnever trust them
>>2112259>these super strict rules makes it seem like something has happened in more recent times than 2013>The fact that coaches have to ask a ref to go up to the players to call for a timeout and that they're not allowed to give high fives or interact with them at all outside of timeouts and in between halves means they're clearly worried about secret body language, but whydid you stop watching cs during covid timeshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Counter-Strike_coaching_bug_scandal
>>2112274Really makes you think about how many fraudulent results we got in just the last few years before the whole thing got exposed.
>>2112278not really, because it was online only during the peak of lan cs. coaches didn't have pcs on lan, and if they did admins would freak the fuck out seeing them freecamming around enemy spawnalso 100% of them got caught, because they left their actions in the server demo
>>2112269I heard they do drug tests, and you see the players get body scanned before sitting down so that is off the table, planting someone in the crowd that can signal what is happening on the map could be done though>>2112274No, this isn't relevant to a major which is taking place on lan, not the kind of shit I am thinking of
>>2112261Niggas say faze bullshit/magic and shit but in reality its their unbreakable mental. Look at the teams they btfoed in the vid, they were all depressed and titled at losing single rounds, while faze were like "nt nt boys shooting was better than last round". This is the reason they keep winning.
>>2112283>this isn't relevant to a major which is taking place on lan, not the kind of shit I am thinking oftoo bad, this is exactly why valve cracked the fuck down on coaches and banned anything that could remotely signal to players or constitute cheating. it happened right after this all came outhttps://www.hltv.org/news/32675/coaches-warned-against-cheering-on-players-at-major
I genuinely want falcons to win just so reddit shuts up about their arab derangement disorderI dont care I dont care I dont care I dont care
>>2112296I have 2 easy ways for you to never see reddit's opinion on anything ever again if you don't care. both foolproof, neither require any specific result at the majorthe first option is for you to kill yourselfthe second is to stop going on reddit
>>2112269>bluetooth butt plugsKEK
>>2112301there was a time when on the english internet you could just talk about things without mentally ill additions attached to the discussionLike imagine going to a video game thread and not see a bot spam about politically contentious happenings from 5-10y agoIts like that, you used to be able to talk about people play video game called cs without mental illness attached to it.
>>2112292The timing is a coincidence it was purely to stop any potential sign language, it's not like coaches can glean any information that players can't like with the coach bug and pass it on by giving the player furthest to the right a shoulder rub, in fact device said it best and even mentioned the one thing that is actually possible to abuse https://x.com/dev1ce/status/1454150782039859213
>>2111656falcons beat passion UA, imperial and G2 to make it to the playoffs ch0ko ain't doing shit unless may0nnaisy saves the team again
this is a short history of "coach interacting with players" rules at the major, I couldn't find a reference earlier than 2017first is from the eleague atlanta 2017 rulebookhttps://web.archive.org/web/20170617171133/http://cdn.eleague.com/csgo/eleague_major_RuleBook.pdfThe second rule is from IEM Katowice 2019https://liquipedia.net/commons/images/b/bb/IEM_Katowice_2019_Rulebook.pdfThird is from IEM Rio 2022https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/138NC0-VcvCXS3zlulyBDbRy2TKBpEyE3the csgo game specific rules pdffourth is when they added the major rules to github in 2022https://github.com/ValveSoftware/counter-strike_rules_and_regs/commit/db4a05a57815800db9c5f50cba1738369bb8e241I did check to see if the wording changed on the tournaments that had their rules available on liquipedia, but not every tournament has their rules linked there. linking the rules is one thing that hltv probably should have but doesn't
>>2112312>The timing is a coincidenceniggaafter years of majors where it was fine (even if stretching the rules), valve crack down hard on coaches saying "NAISS" or fistbumping, they actually watch the event closely after years of absent parenting, and it has nothing to do with dozens of coaches getting caught and banned for cheating a couple months earlierpure coincidence>it's not like coaches can glean any information that players can't like with the coach bug and pass it oncoaches can't talk during freezetime without using a timeout, it's possible for the coach to signal which strat they want to use by touching the player in a different way or saying a certain phrase
wheres the fucking roster leaks
>>2112309you shouldn't use reddit, the real problem is that they're here, on hltv and every livestream chat, the obsessed guys full of hate towards this team make it their mission to have their same 1 joke heard or how they can't wait to see x team beat them or some variation of I hate choko, it's really boring to read the same thing over and over
fazebros how we feeling? I put mouz in my pickems cuz frankly I just don't see it happening, but idk. mouz are a legit strong team and the crowd will be helping (cheating) them since torzsi
>>2112322yo choko wyd here get back in the server lil pup. u gotta another tourney to choke kwab
>>2112309why are you talking about "the english internet" when you are obviously eslyou're the one who fucked it up for us, not vice versa>>2112322>obsessed guys full of hate towards this teamthere's one guy who overdoes it and needs a life but the average person just mildly would like to see them failthey fucked over basically every major fanbase (vitality, g2, spirit, the 3 encefags in finland), they are soulless mudsl--sorry muslims, why do you think they're owed support and praise? it's also a good meme that they spent so much to be so mid
>>2112319striker said 5 of the top 15 teams are looking to make changes, but most likely more that he haven't heard of yet, he sorta hinted that magisk wasn't going to be in astralis and almost confirmed that try was getting picked up by an eu team
>>2112332Is this an AI bot designed to shit up discussion on the english internet?Probably.
>>2112337>top 15yawn. it's gonna be shit like pain, astralis, 3dmax, liquid
>>2112332across all those platforms there's certainly more than 1, probably itt too but it's hard to tell, I never said they're owed support or praise, would just like to not read the same obnoxious posts every day. I don't post about how much I loathe molodoy on a daily basis, does that mean I am praising or supporting furia?
Theres russians literally murdering tens of thousands of white people atm and the moral outrage group are supporting tournament orgs who invite russians incomical
>>2112315so Zonic's nice ilyas are against the rules?
>>2112345>on the english internetare we on that right now? I can't really tell with esls like this around>>2112309>mentally ill additions attached>not see a bot spam>politically contentious happenings>you used to be able to talk about people play video game called csfucking faggot
>>2112355>you are DIFFERENT GROUP >politcically DIFFERENT GROUPS NEED TO DIEEyeah
>>2112348>across all those platforms there's certainly more than 1I don't care if you read twitch chat and expected pinky-raised elevated discussion from them. from what I can tell, there's just the one here, and he's dead simple to filter if you wanted to
>>2112360the different group in this case is people who earnestly read reddit and then bring that shit here. so yes I think you should die, unequivocally, unapologetically
>>2112354at the major they are, dunno if anyone bothers to add this coach stuff to their own tournaments
Anyone know why is it that seemingly every single niko or nikonesy fan on twitter is a tankie/tankie-adjacent? My theory is that it takes insane mental gymnastics/cuckoldry to still vehemently defend niko these days (since pretty much any sane person admits he's a choker atp), and it's similar for the mental gymnastics/cuckoldry they have to do for their political views (i.e. since they already contort their brain it's easier for them to convince themselves for other contortions). Thoughts /magog/?
>>2112352>white peopleSlavs aren't white. No whites are being killed.
>>2112390Check the falcons yt vids and twitter page. Only chinks boy falcons.
NICE BOYS
>>2112399t. niko upon receipt of his semi-annual resupply of russotwinks
>>2112337>striker>something is happening in a top 15 team. There is a definite possibility of something happening. I can't confirm yet, but it's very likely something might be happening.
>>2112446kek, this time around he gave a little something at least
>>2112390>why aren't white heterosexual men fans of a saudi team filled with russians and balkan subhumansi wonder
>>2112291>they were all depressed and titled at losing single rounds, while faze were like "nt nt boys shooting was better than last round". This is the reason they keep winning.i wish there was a way to inject this concept into the brains of my middle aged alcoholic team mates on faceit.
>>2112446The entire rumour ecosystem is garbage I dont want to hear "maybe this and that" months before something happens. Why would anyoneLeakers = suckThings that actually happen = good
i want to get a tally of (You)r favorite teams and hatewatch teams in the playoffst. one of two mouz fans itt. will be hatewatching failclowns but i would secretly be happy for ch0k0 if he managed to stop ch0king at the perfect moment in his career
>>2112319device to 100T lol>>2112390Serbs, Russians, and Arabs are generally united in hatred for the West
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEVICE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2112624thats a big tummy ache
>>2112624would have preferred hallzerk but device is a decent jobber him + rain + rez, pr, tauson could do some work but i'm really not sold on rain as an igl
>>2112630>would have preferred hallzerkb8
faze and g2 both could use an awp over broky/sunpay, even navi before wonderfuls major overperformanceif hes fishing for offers wouldnt they come up?
>>2112632not at alldevice has a higher floor but hallzerk has a higher ceiling. hallzerk also doesn't have unc reaction times yet
>>2112624100 Thieves? More like 100 Uncs
>>2112637More like 100 Paycheck Thieves amirite
>>2112634Maybe he's done seriously competing and travelling with his age and stomach issues.
Breaking!!! 100Thieves is trying to build the Fourth Reich!
>>2112624BASEDman 100T vs. BC.GAME is gonna be so fun
>>2112624100 thieves doing everyone a service by finally removing these bums from tier 1.
>>2112634maybe he just wants to play with his bro again
https://www.hltv.org/news/43410/talent-event-creator-streamer-and-skin-of-the-year-nominees-unveiledoh boy, can't wait for this slop
>rifler to igl, G2: :O>rifler to igl, 100T: >:(
>>2112919:puke:
>>2112922boo hoo nigga
>>2112919Only one relevant category. Sadly this year has been pretty bad for skins and the ones nominated are some of the worst.
>>2112920Unironically though. rain igl will fail.
>>2112920has rain ever even called in faze?he'll be worse than twistzz who could at least frag like crazy.
>>2112920people wanted hunter to igl for years. he midrounded and called pistol roundsrain is le big quiet soldier
remember when we used to have actual skins and not just textures that cost $500? https://www.gamemodd.com/cs/skinsweapons/mp5/644-slayers-mp5sd.html
>>2112920hunter had been a secondary caller for a while thoughever
>>2112955what a shit skins. only good ones are the printstream awp and the liquidation m4a1
>>2112920hunter has big dick energy
babygoatbros...
>>2113046>only good ones are the printstream awpAbsolute dogshit pleb taste. Do better anon.
>>2112955Glock shinobu will win BTW
>>2113146No. It will be the Prinstream or the A4 skin because they are more expensive.
holy retirement home
>>2113100would be a real shame if people started making those ai slop clips of two people making out and posting it on social media
>>2113164we already saw this, unc...
malbs is going to paiN and we're getting PR in his place. You heard it here first folks.
>>2113169https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFT2CNgBR5oniko x monesy ship song
Niko, the russian twink collector, will choke again in two days.
are there any g2 fans here? i just wanna know why you still support a team that got farmed 3 times to choke playoffs qualification
>>2113217thank you for your input, furia fan, formerly vitality fan, formerly spirit fan, formerly navi fan, formerly etc. etc.it has been disregarded
>>2110527ykw? i been rooting against f0ze and f0ttigan since stage 1but if they beat mouz, i'm gonna cheer for them to win the majori'm rooting for mouz because torzsi should win a major in front of his home crowd
>>2110527none of these things will happen, screencap this
I hate the monkey team but realistically I don't see anyone defeating them. They've shown near perfect form in the last few months, kind of like the unstoppable run Navi had in early 2024.Maybe Mouz can stop them idk.
>>2111656This relies on the presumption that higher rated = better team. If that were the case, lower rated teams wouldn't regularly be raping these higher rated teams.
>>2112291good thing they removed s0mple because he's the opposite of unbreakable mental
>>2113100https://nitter.poast.org/m3owmentum/status/1998407688938565926You can't tell me SOMETHING isn't going on...
>>2113226bodied that freak
>>2113267of courseNiko and his faggotry lead to his and his team's constant choking
>>21126102nd mouz fan herepooria and failcl0wns are both on my hatewatch listheavens forbid both team end up in the finals in which case I'm never watching this game ever againIn case Mouz don't make it I put my faith in f0ze
>>2113062>>2113025>>2112992>>2112970>>2112963Ra1n has played on f0ze for almost 10 years. He's been through everything, the highest of highs and lowest of lows. He certainly has the potential to be a great igl, given his experience.
>>2113164this is like the 10th time you've reposted already posted news in the threadnext time you see a big headline that's over an hour old, don't post it herethanks
niggas be hating furia as if furia were a souless or fraudulent team. furia be having 5 likeable players and coach. meanwhile you cant say the same about mouz (5 souless ex togglers) or f0ze (nepohire t3 player, fraud igl, retard awp, pole coach). niggas retarded or just 1 mf samefagging
>>2113217All the players and the coach on G2 are extremely likeable. There is a great vibe, a great atmosphere in the team. There is a great storyline of G2's downfall and rise. If you observe their gameplay, they are a very systematical team (which is why I also like Mouz).All they need to do to win S tier tournaments is replace paypal with a real awper.
>>2113281I like furia but hate their loud monkey fans, specially the ones with an entire party during the 3 stages of the major.
>>2113276>woxic has played in t1 for almost 10 years, under karrigan, under ange1, under maj3r. He's been through everything, the highest of highs and lowest of lows. He certainly has the potential to be a great igl, given his experience.
>>2113226kek raped that bitch
>>2113286unironically yes>t. 14400 edpi user who appreciates woxic's gameplay
>>2113276based retard
>>2113272Just friends bro
>>2113291I'm pretty sure he did during the ef shuffles and was ass
>>2113281>niggas retarded or just 1 mf samefaggingliterally no one likes the monkeys stop making shit up
>>2113297
faze up
>>2113297>>2113321that;s AI
>>2113321
>>2113321kekaroo
>>2113300>am i fitting in yet guise?
Lets go MOUZ
>>2113321bro what the fuck
>>2113339>he doesn't grab his friend's ass to wish him good luck
>>2113336God's chosen people will prevail.
>>2113351damn rightit's the finnish century
Faze are the most watched team in the vods channel
falcons are he-
>>2113407ok, this settles it. it actually will happen
soon
>keeps spamming pics to reach limitwhat a sad existence>>2113423>>2113423>>2113423>>2113423>>2113423
>>2113422even as a f0ze hater, using this example of karrigan crying is just cruel
>>2113434I'm the resident f0ze and f0ttigan hater and let it be known that it was NOT me who posted that garbage
>>2113407ABFbros...
-flamez +donk is real
>>2113908what
>>2112970>worse than twistzztwistzz was a good igl
>>2114536twistzz igling liquid at majors: qfs of playoffs from the opening stage, 2 close maps vs the eventual champsshiutty igling liquid at majors: 0-6 across 2 majorsball don't lie
thank you, coomer poster
