WE ARE SO BACK edition
EZ4MOUZINSHALLAH
>>2113423better get that sharpie out again BITCH
>>2113423SEX WITH DONER
so we all agree donk is taking this one right?
>>2113433not the best record against niko and monesy... maybe?
what ethnicity is this?
>>2113439handsome ethnicity
>>2113439half indonesian half first nations
>>2113442probably just half dutch half indonesian (or some other sea country). he has a dutch name.
>>2113447https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_East_Indieshis mom was kinda derpy looking I think
Punished m0NESY: a man denied of his trophy
>>2113439han chinese
>>2113439>Mainly German/dutch-Indonesian and some other mixed backgroundsThose white genes are weak compared to his Asian side
>>2113490he just has dark hair and eyes and skinhe looks kinda like slimmer recolored hext, the shape of the face and all
>>2113440wtf is this real???
>>2113514That's just how Jame-sama rolls
FalconsBros OH NO NO NO AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
>>2113440Would it be against any TO rules to smoke hookah during a match?
i put all my life savings on faze winning
>>2113426lol you got the wrong guy again unc
>>2113677?
IT'S UPhttps://youtu.be/Vn-nCkk3BmA
>>2113731>randomly goes on a racist tirade halfway through the video/ourguy/ needs to contain himself
>spirit and navi gonna completely destroy the media's pickems
>>2113462holy avra
who do we trust?
>>2113827who'd match result pick? I was gonna steal his pickems
>>2113827hades or norbert
>>2113827No one because we are clinically insane and fully believe in FaZe.
>>2113827aunni
Oh lol.
>>2113980>But the he was persuaded otherwise
>>2113827my respect for p0mp just plummeted icl.....why would he choose falcons? is he retarded?but in general yeah the picture is clear, pooria is overwhelmingly the favorite and not a single person believes n0vi can stop them
>>2113980persuaded by the BNC (big n0k0 choke)
>>2113980NiKo groomed him first.
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G46hkHHC8k8
>>2113827Hades is honorary white
>>21138270 on navi? Really?
>>2113439
zontix started grinding faceit after barely playing for months
>>2114410https://x.com/zont1x977/status/1965110294239117365not exactly a secret retardbro
>>2114410getting ready for winter (busiest months of the year in macdachka)he's gonna be flipping those burgers like a motherfucker in no time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02HsIg7Y3Ughow can you dislike them?>>2113827pimp or tedd of course
SEXO
PUNISHED Karrigan: A man coming for his title
>>2114510me on the left
>>2114510
>>2114511
>>2113827elfishguy the only one to have mongols winning over vitalitythat's who you trust
>>2114410what's surprising to me is that he's queuing with someone who's not a teammate, he never used to do that, and all that person got in their inventory is like a hundred zont1x stickers
>>2114537I mean. They got really close to winning it desu. Spirit almost choked that shit.Also that noscope jumpkill by ropz on dust was crazy.
>>2114489I used to think Falcucks had bad mental but to be honest they just got unlucky this tourney. Furia was on rape mode in Hong Kong.
>>2114178poles are not white
>>2114540bit hard to play with his teammates tho, considering they're on the majorbasically what I'm saying is -zwei +zont1x
>>2114592well yes, but 99% of games he solo queues and now the last 9 are with some random 2.6k elo that he never played with before, but yea this seemed as obvious to me as mongolz +senzu until the last vlog. hally seems to like zweih a lot and put him in his dream team that includes spirit players, so might be instead of tn1r or chopper, this was the one he came up with without spirit players by the way
>>2114605>jl>xertionI've seen enough, -hally +dastan
>>2114605Context?
>>2114612>hally seems to like zweih a lot and put him in his dream team that includes spirit players>this was the one he came up with without spirit players by the way>>2114610kek
>>2113439most white north american
>Hardest Major Playoffs EVER>First BO5 Major Grand Finals>NiKo wins itCannot even fathom a better scenario...
>>2114647Mashallah brother we need Niko to win this shit. The game desperately needs a giga chad like him to be the face of the esports scene and not some noodle arm goblin like donk.
>giga chad like him>Niko
>>2114744He's literary the most handsome grown man in the entire scene since like 2020-2021
>>2114771it's easy for him to score that bussytoo bad it makes him choke when he's needed the most
>>2114784>choke when he's needed the mostLiterary raped jitu in a elimination match
>>2114785The raper is about to become the raped (again)
>>2114789Sorry but he's the one who rapes after that jitu game
>>2114790We shall see
>>2114792oh we will
>>2114605>random 2.6k eloso basically zont1x without donk carrying
PUNISHED apEX: A man denied of his win streak
>>2114833>his win streakIs we really still taking about ts in the second half of 2025?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKlksi5nMYk
idk if he doesn't frag or can't igl but he is a good dad and will stay
>>2114537
why are new players always bullied??
>>2114935iM has to establish that he's the superior gypsy
>>2114537crying after contributing nothing lmaobum danedog prolly cried because his 3 star players couldn't win him another major. like a kid crying when his parents don't get him what he wants.
>there's another level of toxic people, know it?>it's when you're angry that something is going wrong, but you hold back toxicity and filter what you tell the team because if you don't you'll get kickedlol wise words from lo9d
>>2114864he should, he took magixx' spot as the glue guy, zontix should replace chopper or zweih if you're making changes
>>2114647you can't? i can>niko loses in quarters 0-2
It's out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_ABiHTDrK4
>still 2 days until Mologoat kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C6BMwXREaULETS GET LOUDER
>>2114982Ropz is a fucking traitor. He's a double agent for faze. apEX should rape him.
>>2114833Which show or comic was this "punished" thing from? Was it Batman? Or some MCU thing?
>>2115014>he's a traitorgoodfuck faze
>>2115018read nigga read
>>2115018i think he means he's a spy for f0ze, aka, throwing matches for his old squad
>>2115019>>2115020oh shit im sorrygetting liquored up before games is unwise
>>2115014Once a FaZe nigga, always a FaZe nigga.
>>2115016Its from MGS lol
>>2114982Damn, karrigan's missus is smoking hot. How did a triple chin motherfucker like him pull a baddie like this?
>>2115039Attractiveness is stored in the brain
>>2115039$$$
>>2115021Based boozer. Keep it up champ!
>>2115016https://youtu.be/UMyoCr2MnpM?t=495
after the last patch I get six (6) fps in the main menu but only on 4:3 full screen windowed
ASH STEPPING DOWNhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SClrv3s8A7k
>>2115080kwab
>>2115080I assume this mean the GL core to 100T rumor is true?
>>2115039SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2115039aura, unironically
>>2115039money, getting dudes like karrigan must be like hitting the jackpot for f*males
>>2115039think she had an impact on his leader/igl style?I know most psychology is straight up bs, but I can't help but wonder if she's helped him in some capacity
>>2115039He wasnt a classic nerdy computer kid in school he was one of the ones to get a girlfriend first and a very social person
>>2114955
>>2115080bald fraud
PUNISHED Jimpphat: A man denied of his aura
what THE FUCK is frozen wearing
>>2115206His puffer jacket is drippy not gonna lie
>>2115206why can't frozen use headphones like everyone else and instead puts music on from a fucking bluetooth speaker like a subhuman
>>2115210the chad "force everyone to hear your music"
that's very problematic
>haters faze spamming to make fans seem as obnoxious as themselvesnot gonna work this time either
>>2115226i think you have some kind of obsession lol
>>2115206Nice city hungariabros
NGL watching Karrigans vlog now and I came to the realization that FaZe is kinda goated
ngl watching karrigan vlog now and i realize that faze fucking sucks
ngl watching karrigan vlog and jerking off
>"your supple twink body and perfect skin makes me want dump loads into your Finnish bussy"Banks wtf
>>2115271Oh I know you are...
based professor teaching navi how to play so they don't get raped 13-0 by himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McnyoLfsWs4
>>2115239Quick, make another distraction for Orban's friends who get construction contracts
>>2115270so many poles there lol
Dude I swear this guy is getting abused I can see it in his eyes bro...
Oh of course he's sitting next to banks you literary cannot make this shit up
>>2115203should've added some gooner elements to it
>>2115346that's just life in russia
>>2115299why does Portuguese sound like that? I've never heard a language as grating on the ears like that
>>2113827w0ndergoat will prove all these retards wrong
we don't say that
>>2115039She was hotter when she was with notail
>Breaking: @CounterStrike update TO requirements to ban skins gambling, case opening sites from jerseys, all eventsbased, those website should still make plenty of money though right
>>2115453sauce?
https://www.dust2.us/news/68600/breaking-valve-update-to-requirements-to-ban-skins-gambling-case-opening-sites-from-jerseys-all-events
>>2115453>>2115458Based GabeHe should make them promote HL3 when he shows it at TGA tomorrow
Some anon had mentioned a couple of threads ago that valve is clamping down hard on gambling. Big changes are coming.
What does this mean for the esport ecosystem? More teams going broke and disbanding? Gambling monies make up a significant portion of the entire ecosystem.
>>2115467they already make insane amounts of money, they just got greedy putting them on jerseys
https://www.hltv.org/news/43417/the-eight-arcs-of-the-budapest-majors-cinema-bracketreadie
Nobody pre-2015 had a gambling sponsor tho
>>2115467>What does this mean for the cotton ecosystem? More plantations going broke and disbanding? Slave monies make up a significant portion of the entire ecosystem.>What does this mean for the anti-sandanista contra ecosystem? More rebels going broke and disbanding? Crack monies make up a significant portion of the entire ecosystem.
>>2115470if they're not allowed to put them on jerseys, teams will lose a significant portion of sponsorship money>>2115473get with the times unc
>>2115475>nigga comparing esports to slaverybravo /magog/
>>2115476are you on the teamare you on their board of directors
does spirit really have a good chance?it would actually be hilarious if spirit loses like 8 times in a row to niko+monesy then loses in major playoffs.
>>2115479are you retarded
>>2115476true but all you have to do is do some content with players promoting the deal and don't forget to use code: TheClan #FazeUp etc.
okay valve now remove case openings and gambling from the game
>>2115478>retard can't understand a simple analogyjust because you're getting the unethical money now doesn't mean you're owed it in perpetuitygambling addiction like 10xs suicide rates in addicts>>2115482are you? who gives a fuck if every team gets less money at the same time and player salaries dropyou think donk is gonna go into investment banking if he isn't paid a million bucks a year?
>>2115478esports is slavery
>>2115483yeah of course they'll renegotiate contracts, my point is teams will lose money no matter what and some teams like bc.game will go belly up>>2115487>unethical moneygambling money is not unethical>a fool and his money are soon parted>are you? who gives a fuck if every team gets less money at the same time and player salaries drop>you think donk is gonna go into investment banking if he isn't paid a million bucks a year?Man you really are fucking retarded. Only top players like niko, donk, zywoo and a handful of others are paid good money. Most of tier 1-1.5 have average salaries and tier 2 and below are paid peanuts. This means that they'll be paid even less now, with less teams being able to compete leading to less competition. >>2115490yaaaassss queeen so trve!!!!!
>>2115487>who gives a fuck if every team gets less money at the same time and player salaries droppeople that like watching good counterstrike at tournaments with quality teams? esports being sustainable is a good thing, but I don't think this change will affect things too much you can still promote gambling in other ways just keep it out of the tournaments
watchiehttps://youtu.be/SClrv3s8A7k
>>2115496nigger
>>2115493>gambling money is not unethicalyou are genuinely retardedI guess it's easy to say when you're a loser with no friends who's never seen what addiction does to otherwise normal people>Gambling addiction carries a very high suicide risk, often cited as the highest among addictions, with studies showing 20-40% of individuals in treatment attempting suicide, compared to 0.6% in the general population, and up to 80% experiencing suicidal thoughts; people with gambling disorder are significantly more likely to die by suicide, with some studies showing 15 times the general population risk>UCLA professor Brett Hollenbeck’s research found the likelihood of bankruptcy filing rose between 25 and 30 percent in states where online betting was legalized, translating to approximately 30,000 additional bankruptcies nationwide (note that that's 25% increase population-wide, not in gamblers)why don't we allow advertising crack cocaine on broadcast? think of the revenue, think of the sustainability, think of the ecosystemI don't give a fuck about t2 cs financials built off suicides and financial ruin, it existed before gambling sponsors and it'll exist after them
so many fish for so little bait...
>>2115490>broky you better get some frags, or you'll get the niggerwhipper!
who cares they're never gonna remove the gambling aspect in the actual game and they'll never improve the actual game because why would they work on it when they get money from skins
>>2115506>why don't we allow advertising crack cocaine on broadcast? think of the revenue, think of the sustainability, think of the ecosystem
>>2115568>they'll never improve the actual gamekys lil bro, respectfully and also in game
based
>>2115573are you retarded? you think the game is in a good state?
>>2115458LOOOOOOOOOOOOL fuck these valve faggots they literally condone it with their actions in the game (lootobx mechanics, third party skins trading, skin gachas, marketplace, use of skins money to buy games) while at the same time pretending to be upset at the gambling websites so they have plausible deniability incase EU/US want to regulate. yeah bro have your cake and eat it too>>2115568one billion dollars a year revenue btw. I stopped playing this shit game 4 years ago after putting 10k hours in, at least I got paid for my hours thanks to skin degens
>>2115584I want Niko to break Donk and Scrawny's neck when he wins
>>2115568>they're never gonna remove the gambling aspect in the actual gamethey already started doing that with the terminals and the knife tradeups
tonight we sleepintomorrow we eatin goooood
genuinely hope all the skin degens evolve into having gambling addiction
>>2115585Yes, cs has and will always have high and low periods. To say they haven't improved the game is laughable
>>2115597first TGA then the gamestomorrow is looking L I T LIT!
>>2115588>pretending to be upset at the gambling websitesit's literally just a liability thing, if regulation comes to valve with loot boxes they'll have an easier time making changes when it's all in house
>>2115590I want niko to break donk and scrawny's neck when he lose
>>2115506Spoken like a true redditor. Yes, I don't associate with losers. Guess that's common in you and your broke, low iq, low impulse, chimp circle.The only problem is gamblers advertising to children. But at that point it's their parents' responsibility to control them. What adults do with their own money? I don't give a fuck. You gambled your life savings away? Boo fucking hoo, shouldn't have made retarded choices in life.
>>2115619he'll break monesey and kyousuke's necks first
>>2115600first are the games
>>2115599is the game in a better place than it was with cs go? just the game itself, not the environment surrounding it
>>2115627shiet you right, my badstill a fun day tomorrow
>>2115622just reinforcing that you're a loser with no friends who never goes outside and talks to people. dunno why you're sperging out at me as if you have any idea or experience with what you're talking about
mm...i think...gambling is...bad...i think we can all agree to that...and we should just leave it there
>Gambling is bad cuz......IT JUST IS OHKAY!?!?
>>2115506>I guess it's easy to say when you're a loser with no friends who's never seen what addiction does to otherwise normal peopleLiteral skill issue. I drink and gamble every day. Am I addicted? Fuck no. I'm thriving and racking in money like mad,
>>2115657>>I guess it's easy to say when you're a loser with no friends who's never seen what cancer does to otherwise normal people>Literal skill issue. I drink and smoke every day. Do I have cancer? Fuck no. I'm thriving and racking in money like mad,congrats
>>2115599They halved the tickrate kid
>>2115657>pretends to be a gambling alcoholic>never posts his wins/losses in magogright18 btw
>>2115656But think of the poor retards throwing their money away! We must protect them! Also ban alcohol, nicotine, sugary foods, fast food and all other potentially addictive substances. We need to protect the morons by taking away all the fun in life.
>>2115677but alcohol isn't banned, there are regulations on availability and bans on underage consumption and many forms of advertisingand nicotine isn't banned, there are regulations on availability and bans on underage consumption and many forms of advertisingand gambling shouldn't be banned, there should be regulations on availability and bans on underage consumption and many forms of advertising
Pros should be poor.
>>2115684there are? if I look up the gambling sponsors for every top 10 team, they won't be an offshore illegal curacao casino that dodges all meaningful regulation and trivially allows underage gambling by ticking a box that says "I'm 18" instead of doing real kyc, they'll be domestic regulated bookies? how much you wanna bet
>>2115692>that dodges all meaningful regulationCriminals evading the law means that the law is the problem not the criminals...>trivially allows underage gambling by ticking a box that says "I'm 18" instead of doing real kyc, they'll be domestic regulated bookies? how much you wanna betThe serious one of course don't do that. Stake for example is banned in Germany. If somebody goes through the troubles of evading that with VPNs and crypto only to lose their money my sympathy is very limited. There is only so much governments can do to protect their citizens from themselves without serious overreach.
>>2115689
The winner takes it all…
>>2115705including monesy and kyousuke?
>>2115708Damn, whats with all this niko/monesy ship? Its hella fucking gay stop it. They are just mates.
niggas sitting here talkin bout law and shit inna place where them f0ze niggas and statfags be at, lol. we cap at 90iq out here nigga, aint nobody care bout yo shit
>>2115349where is this interview?
Falcons and Mouz will get raped so hard. I can't wait.
>>2115467Just make the players stream on kick as part of the sponsorship
>>2115733>players stream on kick as part of the sponsorshipHow many pros actually stream though?
>>2115711i squeeze my homies' butts and caress their lower backs all the time. we also love watching sunsets together
>>2115738Nothing wrong with getting a lil bit gay with the bros
>>2115699so where do we disagree? if it's illegal and irrelevant to all upstanding citizens, there's no additional harm in banning vitality from advertising stake, or esl from advertising ggbet, or blast from advertising 1xbet, or g2 from advertising betpanda, which tells me which vpn to get to use their service immediately. if it's fine for a country to ban them, it's fine to ban advertising them toowe can just let legal domestic gambling companies which can only be accessed with verified domestic legal-age IDs be advertised. win win win, right? no concessions necessary from you, all those unserious crypto vpn products which you weren't using or supporting are banned and you can still bet to your heart's contentalso>Criminals evading the law means that the law is the problem not the criminalsis this sarcasm or are you extra retarded
>>2115746>so where do we disagree?That the advertisements on a global broadcast should be banned. The local regulations still apply to protect the citizens of their respective countries.>is this sarcasm or are you extra retardedA bit of both I guess.
>>2115762how convenient, it seems like nothing can ever be banned, no jurisdiction ever applies. stake is banned in france, but vitality can advertise it. 1xbet isn't supposed to operate in denmark, but it can sponsor danish blast or a major run out of copenhagen. instead of making sure it's legal everywhere, it just has to be legal somewhere. isn't that what you said made casinos like stake sketchy and unserious?how much can the local regulations apply if you go to the website and get a tutorial on how to break the law and access the site? can pgl advertise fent .com which technically isn't available in your country, but tells you exactly how to order opioids to your door? all good, just trust that no one will be dumb enough to do it, especially those pesky kids?
>>2115773I don't want to get in a a long argument since I'm going to bed. The short version of my view is that gambling is chill, there is nothing that governments can do to stop people from evading regulations on unlicensed gambling sites without serious impact in individual freedoms and I enjoy the fact that suckers fund the esport that I watch.
>>2115783what serious hit to your individual freedom would you face if every eu+na country banned broadcasts with advertisement of illegal casinos? pretty sure we'd see some changes in team and tournament sponsors then with minimal overreach. did you boycott the shanghai major because players covered up their sponsors, that made it unwatchable for you?>I enjoy the fact that suckers fund the esport that I watchyeah we already established you have no friends and have never seen what addiction does, and value your marginal personal benefit over preventable harm. we can legalize ponzi schemes next, and you can cash out early and tell everyone how great they are, how they shan't be infringed upon
>>2115786nta but gambling addicts and people who fall for ponzi schemes deserve losing money t. someone who has had family members with gambling addictions
>>2115802I've had friends who were good people who completely fucked their lives up gambling, and a couple of them did scummy shit afterwards that they never would've before. for some people it's a compulsion that's incredibly difficult to break, and it's hard to understand or empathize if you're not wired that way, same as alcoholics or other addictsalso ponzi schemes aren't just some guy offering idiots free money with no risks, there have been above-board white collar investors who got caught up in obfuscated ones https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_investors_in_Bernard_L._Madoff_Investment_Securities
PUNISHED broky: A man denied of his AWP shots
broky carried in stage 3
what the fuck is this shit
Man, if FaZe take the whole thing, I’m straight up morphin’ into a tranny, idc no more, bro.
>>2115844s1mples contract with BC runs out in late December BTW
>>2115844kek https://www.dotabuff.com/players/73936547
>>2115641Of course I have friends dumbfuck what kind of assumption is that? If they fall into some kind of problem, of course I'm going to help them - because they're my friends. But that does not mean I want big daddy government regulating someone's personal business. Take some accountability for once, chimp.
>>2115844s1mple is hibernating>>2115855thank god
>>2115677This. I don't give a fuck if someone fucks up their life of their own doing. And then come and blame me like some redditor and accuse me of some muh not having friends not knowing what real life is like bullshit.
>>2115857>Still has faze pfpDamn, they're benching broky for s1mple aren't they?
>>2115809Sounds to me that you're just making excuses for pieces of shit. And if these are the kind of people you hang out with, it speaks more to your character than anything else.
kassad blaming elige for shit roles on liquid when it was siuhtty who made nertz anchor before he ever joined lol
>>2115868atp there's no logical explanation for liquid consistently being diarrhea the org is cursed, that's all
locked and löded
>>2115981>Mouz/VitalityI sleep nigga
>>2115039Karrigan was a chad on his salad days when he meet her
>chad
HOLY SHIT
>>2115493>Only top players and a handful of others are paid good money>Most of tier 1-1.5 have average salariesjesus you're so unaware
>thad
isnt any tier 1-1.5 player payed minimum the equivalent of 60K burgerbux?thats decent for a 20 year old touring the world and in some countries that feed familiesalso they dont pay taxes on it
>>2116286roughly every player in the top 30 is on minimum 100k usd
Which team has more chances against Vitality/Mongolz? Spirit or Falcons.
>>2116353canada enabled faze
>>2116355I'm talking semis.
do falcons niggas really???
>>2116479Save m0nesy from that homo freak niko
>>2116306just making shit up huh
Awfully quiet at the 'gog.5 hours till showdown.
Show me your ak anonHere's mine with NAs finest :)
>NA's finestGrim
spirit v falcons is going to be kinovitality v mongolz has kino potential but could just be a total stomp
Who will crowd support in each game? Except Mouz of course
>>2116306lol no, 100k is Zywoo tier, and Niko/m0nesy maybe because the org has infinite money
>>2116682He means annual...
>>2116631>KEIN MEHRHEIT FDMI speak german and I have no clue what that's supposed to mean.
>>2116682He probably means yearly. 20k a month is what a good tier one player (not a star) gets
>>2116687>>2116690oh right, my bad
>>2116631
>GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>2116688You wouldn't get it, krautboy...
>>2116717I have since googled it and I have to say their songs sound like ass.
My aimbot glitched and gave me away.. my group kicked me since i was "too sus."
>>2116730sucks to suck I guess
>>2116758Its not fair. I got them so many wins and they just dump me like im not worth anything.
TWO HOURS TIL ARAB DEATH
>>2116759boo hoo nigga
Love will win this major
>>2116807Well I am distraught about it. Why do bad things always happen to me
>>2116817do you happen to try and take shortcuts with everything in life and care deeply what others think about you? if so start with that
>>2116820The game is full of cheaters and i only ever used them when someone on the other team was cheating. Its bullshit. We played together for 3 months and they just dump.me and block me...
>Playoffs this evening>HL3 getting announced this evening This life a movie FRFR
>>2116823cheaters are faggots anon, you've only known them for 3 months. If you want to be based and have a redemption arc use this as a learning experience and reach out to them in a couple months and promise not to cheat ever again
>>2116809Is you muzzle break broken or is it meant to be like that?
>>2116829I dont cheat though, i have skins and am not vac banned
I you think about it the embedded stream in the client is just Valve viewbotting their own event.
>>2116832doesn't matter how you rationalize it, nobody wants to play with someone that downloads cheats
>>2116823that's very lame from them desu, assuming you are telling the truth.
What does this even mean?
>>2116823Trade the skins off your account. Get your acc vac banned. Now they lose all elo they leeched off you. #getbackgang
>>2116815It will
SE MOLE DOI
We are team Falcons right?
>>2116904I am going for Donk
It would be funny for NiKo to lose his 100% wr against donk in major playoffs.
>>2116831it's like that
>>2116904no, i'm white>>2116917it will*
>>2116918Why is it angled though? Wouldn't the overhanging part be at the bottom to properly counteract the recoil?
>>2116923you can spin/remove it
all that shit hanging mid-air right over the stage is kinda scary
>>2116937why? there's no way a massive speaker/tv would fall and crush anyone on stage, that'd be ridiculous.
I literally don't give a fuck about either match today. Might as well call it the lower brack QF.
>Niko was smoking like a maniacYeah, they're getting eliminated.
>>2116938I trust StarladderThey arent incompetent
>>2116944yeah, saarladder would never cheap out on production
not even waiting for the funeral to humiliate him
>>2116954kek everyone loves clowning on Niko
surely falcons' streak won't end on the biggest stage possible
why is it 1-11 and then randomly 29?
>>2116963stavn is just goated
freya my beloved
>>2116963to mess with donk
>>2116963oh nvm its cos my best friend maui wanted to make a comparison between zywoo and stavn. sorry maui i jumped the gun. i hope we can move past this one mate. ill see you at the boozer after your shift. love ya bud
Where is dona???
the 2019 vs renegades was a massive failure >>2116954look at the scorelines
>>2116969you can't be his best friend, I am
This devilwalk dude makes pimp look like an interesting analyst.
>>2116954>eliminated vs mibrHoly...
>>2116983>This devilwalk dudenewgens out
Russians got dem KGB cheatsHard to beat them
This intro is so bad lmao
>>2116990I don't care what he did as a coach, he sucks on broadcast.
nice music
>>2116993I'm not sureit's so cringe that I might just like it
Did SaarLadder really just use a painted oil barrel as the trophy pedestal?
looks over half emptynot a great sign
>>2117003There are tickets still up for sale. What did you expect?
>>2117003To be fair, Thursday is an awkward day for events
#DONKISHERE
>>2116823>i only ever used them when someone on the other team was cheatingjudging by your posts you are definitely way too retarded to tell if someone is cheating or not. you should not play cs ever again, or use a computer really. subhuman piece of shit.
Today might be the first day I'm unironically rotting for sh1to
live drummer is kinda based
>>2117000that settles itthis is the most cringe intro to a tier1 gameat least saarladder got something right
the opening is kino
#FalconsAreHere
they couldn't get a human being to narrate this?
LETS GO DONK LETS GO
Cringekino
>>2117019how does teses feel being the last heterosexual on the team?
It is time
i hope both of these teams get eliminated quickly
OK this is kinda HYPE NGL
>>2117027having anal sex with your teammates is straight
>>2117027Kinda crazy that Falcons would let a homosexual love triangle be the stars of their team
>>2116998you are trolling me and i am putting a stop to it here
>>2117015is this dosia?
>>2117036Stfu Banks. Your buddy fucking sucks and should never appear again on any broadcast.
>ARE YOU REEADDDY!!!?>LET'S GET INTO THE GAME>but first watch this video
I hope for another level of choke from NiKo to finally lose to donk after like a 8-0 record against Spirit when he plays with m0NESY
youtube doesnt even work for me right now
>>2117027He’s used to gays on his team from playing with cadian
Fraud coach vs goat fraud coachAbsolute kino
Why do so many ex-cs players end up going schizo?
I want falcons to win only so they can be brutally raped in the grand finals again. N0k0 will probably cry, as usual.
>>2117038i dont like him on the desk but he won a major as player hes not just some rando
>>2117050>hes not just some randoCool that makes him so much more tolerable to listen to. I also love listening to pimp because he lost weight.
>>2117034
>>2117043>cadianah yesthe guy who traveled to china because kennyS promised him easy chink schoolgirls must surely be a homo
damn the arena feels kinda sm0l what the heck cs bros?
>>2117050Winning with a bunch of cheaters on his team
>>2117054newgen out
>nuke d2 ancient sheeesh, falcons are fucked bros...
>>2117055alright wtf?
>>2117060>>2117038
>>2117059its not cheating if you dont get caught anon
>chopper and donk half asleep scathing their eyes EZ for Falcons
>>211705820k seats
>>2117074and half of them are empty lol
>13-3 falcons rolling>10-13>9-13
#FalconsAreHere#FalconsAreQueerCACAAAAAWWW!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uItMzYInMwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnBQ4Q730fY
Damn Falcons look LOCKED IN EZ 2-0 FOR FALCHADS
>>2116631I've got an AK Empress with a lil snowflake sticker too, I keep them set to shuffle on T loadout
>>2117092naahhh i cant w ts :skull:
lol
spirit is so badthey need jame
>no spirit tech pausetoday is our day falconbros
>>2117101letting his twink slaves do the work
>>2117092this is so lame, just fuck off kid
heavyzweiht is here
This might the quarterfinal I care the least about.1. Mouz vs Faze2. Furia vs Navi3. Vitality vs Mongolz4. Spirit vs Falcons
>>2117092>>211710750 shades of nigger detected
>>2117080>fell for it again award
m0NESY is not gonna make me like Falcons.
>>2117112>shits up the thread>calls other anons niggergo away little boy
>>2117119>post build>brownoid feels compelled to barkIt's my thread now
>>2117123We can tell you're Latin American
uhhh falchads??? we're losing on nuke???
>>2117126based tesesfuck falcons
>>2117124>wePathetic
Didn't falcucks had like a 6 million win streak vs spirit? The fuck is going on here bruh
Falconsbros???
So fucking bad genuinely
>>2117130turns out none of those series were important KEK
Its over
>>2117130My pickems in shambles if this keeps up
>>2117130>The fuck is going on here bruhChoKo and the major
Falcons stuck on forcebuy after forcebuy
Lmao I think falcons are done. These 4 rounds on spirit already broke them mentally.
is donk a fucking robot
nigga is we deadazz?
>getting btfo by fucking ZWEIHniko my goat you've done it again
nuke is police sided. no worried
>another falcons forcebuyoh no no no no no no
TESES BROS NOT LIKE THIS....
>beat spirit and silence donk all year>get btfo in the most important time you match up all yearit is the way of the falcon
DIRLEWANGER IS SMILING
The gay twink's first time in major playoffs and he is already playing better than Shitko the king of frauds, stealing better teams the chance to win the major to fail miserably instead.
Hopefully the lesser villain wins.
ZWEIGHT
>there are people itt expecting niko to win nuke in major playoffs
streets are saying onhe didn't go to budapest because he's not allowed in hungaryi say it's prostitution related
zweih in playoff modeit's over
and while everyone, zweih arrived
zweih? how about dreih??? hehe :p
apologize magookapologize to zweih
It's a BO3 and bandito side is harder to play
>>2117161Falcons unironically. I can't stomach another donk reign.
TESES 0-9>TESES 0-9TESES 0-9>TESES 0-9TESES 0-9>TESES 0-9TESES 0-9>TESES 0-9TESES 0-9>TESES 0-9
>>2117171No fucking way, fuck everything falcons stand for
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>2117170hero side retakes are so hard tho
#FALCONSAREHERE
Finally Falcons wins a round and Niko has contributed absolutely nothing to it lmao.
>zweihyou fucking noob how can you die to teses
Relax falcons bros, once we go CT side its all over for donkey.
NICE ILYANICE MAXIM
>>2117183Falcons has a natural affinity for T side tho
there are niggas who unironically root (support?) for the fakest most oil money stitched up team in the history of CS
>Falcons win a round>Spirit insta calls for timeoutIts over for donkey
>teses fraggingit's over, falcons won
just dropping inthis crowd is pretty lit for being at dinner time on a work day
What’s the most dangerous lead in cs?
uhhh spiritbros?
Damn, falcons just raped spirit
Dude Niko is legit so terrible at this game, 25 bullets to kill a guy from the back he cant even spray for fucking shit it's genuinely hilarious how fucking bad he is when it matters.
>>21171957:0
>>2117194you have dinner at 5:20pm?are you 85 years old?
>>2117199stfu goat doubter. he missed a lot because the other jumped
zweih fucking raped failcons
Damn, spirit just raped falcons
zweih doubter sisters, how we feelin?
>Aced by zweihIf zonic had a soul he would disband the entire team and retire on the spot.
lmao
lol imagine choking against this dude
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!!!!!!!!
welcome back magixx
>>2117215goat in the making
That’s why he’s on hally’s dream team
>>2117202i have a job so yes, quite often
>>2117213this wouldn't have happened with one more superstar ya know..
>your 4th best player has a pop off game in a major play offsum shanghai bros?
>mfw falcons
>>2117215
magixx wouldn't have done that but zweih doesn't look like a fat lesbian so who really is the best cs player
IS ZWEIH GERMAN?
what the fuck is falcons doing
>>2117231>Ivan
>>2117221a 9 to 5 means finishing work at 5getting home and dinner prepped in 20 minutes is unusualhence why early dinner is done by the elderly who are retired
>>2117231Nein.
>>2117231ruski
>>2117229>zweih doesn't look like a fat lesbianhe literally does, if he had the same hair dye of magixx he'd literally be a clone
Not even a bit entertaining, just a straight up rape of tier1 vs lv4 faceit shitters.Falcons and Niko disappoint once again.
>>2117232>what the fuck is falcons doingThe NiKo classic
>>2117235i work from 8 to 4
>>2117234>>2117236>>2117238WHY ZWEIH THEN?
TESES DOUBTERS IN SHAMBLES
>niko and monesy counter your best player constantly>genetically engineer a shit player who's only strength is countering the homos>still get shit on by vitality in semis
>>2117246>WHY ZWEIH THEN?Don't ask me nigga. Zweih isn't even a german word or name. Why tf would you even think he's german???
NiK0nESY actually managing to choke against the team they consistently own lol
>>2117247
>>2117229>but zweih doesn't look like a fat lesbian>
>>2117246foreigners love to use random german words as their username. same as weebs using anime words.I've noticed that Brazilians do that a lot with german words.
>donk smiling and chucklingits begun
Teses is getting brutally raped
Whole map lasted 20 minutes btw.
>>2117246idk niggait's just an username
nah wtf did zonic prepare for nuke? this looks so bad
>>2117257I remember a Korean street fighter player named Verloren, pretty random stuff
>>2117226>muh streakKEK
>>2117252>The word "zweih" does not appear to be a standard word in any major language's vocabulary.It looks very similar to the German word zwei (meaning "two"), but with an extra "h". In German:"Zwei" is the common term for the number 2.>It's part of compounds like Zweihänder (a type of two-handed sword, literally "two-hander"), where "zwei" + "Händer" (from "Hand," meaning hands) forms the word, and the "h" comes from the second part.
lmao Choko is finished
>>2117257Hitler cultural impact
>>2117264>zonic>prepare
Is this a major playoffs or a bet boom dacha qualifier?
it's unfair because spirit has 5 star players and falcons only 3
it's over
>>2117257>german wordsZweih isn't a word, you're thinking of Zwei
This was a DM session for Spirit. Falcons look lost.
>>2117252nigga surely it's just stylized with an h, how stupid can you be?
>>2117258the classic "i'm getting away with it and there's nothing you can do about it" giggle
>>2117239>>2117256he doesn't look like a lesbianhe looks like gibby from icarly
>>2117246anime reference to some 2 handed sword, i think berserk?
I remember magixx lifegaming in shanghai playoffs
>>2117267Stop using ai to explain teenagers random gamertags.
NIKO
nafosisters, we are not winning this, are we?
isch vorbi
n0k0 reaction please
>>2117275He probably just wrote it wrong
>Belarusians are not German
DUNK
>>2117246i think its short for zweihänder
WILL
Is there like a 3rd place decider here?
THAT WAS SO FUCKING QUICK WHAT THE FUCK
>>2117289NiKo's twinks tried, but everyone else is too heavy to carry
i tab out for a moment to goon and the match is already over zamn
ChoKobros...
FAILKEKS?
huh. feels I blinked once and map1 is over. crazy
PULLING HIS ZWEIHT
>>2117257>I've noticed that Brazilians do that a lot with german words.Huh? Any examples?
>>2117299what did you goon to?
can they get the rights for better ad music holy shit this is dogshit
>>2117300>we didn't need the bootc-ACK
zweih short for zweihander
why did i bet on the meme statistic
Choko was gifted prime chrisJ, prime Olof, karrigan, gardian, rain, coldzera, kennyS, his own fucking cousin, monesy, malbs, magisk, kyousuke and STILL cannot get a fucking major to save his life.Does he need zywoo and donk to carry him to a single major win?
>>2117300Why is the major rookie the one showing up the most?
>>2117284nta but the camera man referenced it in one of their vlogs iirc so zweih probably told him that since it's not exactly common knowledge
NEVER
if falcons stays with the same dogshit coach they still wont be winning shit next year. what a fraudulent garbage that fat danedog is, his nuke was total diarrhea
>>2117305mommy asmr
>>2117315L goons
WIN
>>2117311That's one of the advantages of having that autistic retard. To him it's just a FACEIT match. When they lose he'll just be like "ok, there's always another one".
niko downgrading to choking in quarters kek
>>2117314Niko’s uncoachable.You may as well just bring in taz for the vibes.
>>2117317go on goon king what do you goon to
who the FUCK listens to this fucking horse shit. kill yourselves.
>>2117314Zonic is out after Budapest bro his contract expires
The raped
>still playing that corpo rap segway musicyou just know a jew was involved in the decision to play that shit
A
>>2117323niko and monesy
>>2117324>t. dazed
I love the rap that plays after the match. It is so sovlfvl and enriching.
>>2117323white on white mating press creampies
>>2117335>THAT CLIK CLACK BOOM
>>2117310>chrisJ
oh shit I need to buy some drink now
>wanted G2 to delete falconsI guess I can settle for a humiliatingly bad quarters knockoutI hope this means they kick teses and kyxsan and overpays for more "stars"
>>2117335so true xister #imwither
How long till the next game starts?
>>2117300certified niko momento
>>2117324device and rain linked upneed it or keep it?
>>2117335its a monster advert which is funny because extreme sports shit is usually connected to alt punk type music
>>2117338same but black on white
>>21173232014 kennyS clips compilations and black women squirting
>>2117338holy npc
>>2117346keep ts bruh
lmao this Falcons psychologist segment right after this map is comedy gold
Spirit screaming like fucking sissies
>>2117348found the ella hollywood poster
>>2117338if you're not racemixing you're not living
>>2117348based, black girls belong to white men
Please God let Falcons lose, it would be so fucking funny to see Monesy and Niko go further with Snax than Kyousuke
>>2117344if i tell you i'll have to kill you
>>2117359plsi have an exam in 15 minutes lmao
He doesn't even fully clutches his hand omg bruh what a faggot twink
why is the music so loud
>>2117357usually like it the other way around, but yea
>>2117366saaarladder can't into audio
>>2117355kek not me>>2117357if you want to fap to ugly women go ahead lol
remember when c9 abused adderall and freakazoid had them dilated pupils. god that was funny. post the memes.
to think they found a co-analyst that makes maui seem a least bit entertaining and edgy...freya should talk more
>>2117365hes turning into asmongold
>>2117365They call this "the Elige"
>>2117365>picrelwhat are you guys seeing?>70 year old alcoholic>14 year old fetal alcohol syndrome kid?
>>2117365he's such a qt 3.14
>>2117314>won his Majors from Astralis peaking ahead of everyone and most fraudulent Major ParisI'm starting to think zonic was just lucky with his teams and isn't actually that great of a coach
>>2117314>what a fraudulent garbage that fat danedog is, his nuke was total diarrheait's his fault they lost? alrightI guess that means it was his fault all the times they beat spirit
freya giggling way too much at mauie jokes. she coked up baka.
>>2117386>I'm starting to think zonic was just lucky with his teams and isn't actually that great of a coachYou might be onto something
It's osipover...
>>2117357more like white men belong to black girls
there is no more defence possible for Niko he's like a footballer playing two decades for 2010s France or 90s Brazil and never winning the World Cup, not just never winning it but actually fully sharting it on more than one occasion.
>>2117229>>2117239
>>2117385he was, no longer
>>2117392>t. danedog
just start the fucking map already
>>2117375Actually uncanny resemblance now that you mention it
>>2117365
Lmao zonic is fucking SHOOK! He know this is his last rodeo of milking saudi money.
Dis nigga kyousuki just walking around the stage lol
m0NESY keeps looking at NiKo as if he told him "I'm gonna kill myself if I don't win this time"
Mongolz will lose
Niko can only blame himself for being so fucking dogshit during majors. At some point you need to wake the fuck up and realize that you need to actually fucking play your game to win.Norbert has won a major.IM has won a major.Rush has won a major.Not everyone who has won a major were carried by a top1 player like donk or s1mple.If this retard can't pull up a fucking 1.70 rating the only moment he needs to then it's entirely on him for being pure garbage.
>>2117418.....
>>2117422
you're not fooling anyone maui
>>2113462>IEM New York 2027, Saint George Floyd BBC Stadium
why donna wearing the dress like thatlooks like she had a quicky 5 minutes ago in the backroom
>>2117365>>2117375donk is rurikid confirmed?
winning the Major is really overrated when you think about it
>>2117432>tfw no qt cs slampig
>>2117430>GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG*TAAAHHH*>GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
thousand yard stare
>>2117418niko will do this btw
Ez recovery for falcons on this map
Feeling a Monesy + Niko popoff desu
>>2117444he knows he's fucked if they lose
>tune in>failcoonsDonked, Spirit is winning this.
DONK JUST RAPED NIKO
donk activated. It's over, NiKo's somehow choked even his record against donk.
>>2117447you were saying?
STOP THE MATCH IT'S OVER
>>2117456>pistolsLiterally doesn't count
>>2117447Pits.
MID TO B SPLIT*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Ohhh helll nahhh zonic be sippin dat drank
spirit kino
yep Spirit choking as usual
>donk vs monesy+kyousukek1n0
NOT SO FAST DONKEY
NICE MAKSIM
Another round won by somebody who isn't Dogshitko the biggest shitter in history of this game who cannot even win a single clutch to save his miserable stat merchant career.
You’re not that guy shiro
2024 d0nk would've won that
hopefully he actually never wins a major or any tournament at all
>>2117418>>2117445holy foreshadowing
You ARE watching the game in person right?
>>2117491go back and ask the other redditors
>>2117491why do europeans hate cs?
>>2117494I can't
>The most important tournanment of the year>Technically goes for 3 weeks>A team loses only 1 bo3 -> eliminated from the tournamentIs this a good format?
>>2117491>unironically going to eastern europeI don't think there is a bigger humilation for a human that entering a balkan country, I'm convinced even going in Africa is more respectful to yourself.
>>2117491yesthis is me btw
>>2117495I'm in this picture.
>>2117497no, the first two stages are irrelevant and should be replaced with a bo3 round robin stage
>>2117500based
>>2117502kys zywoo
>>2117495i will never understand this, YOU CANT SEE SHIT THERE IS NO WAY YOU SEE ANYTHING ITS GLORIFIED AUDIO CAST
shitposting killed spirit's skills
>>2117500>wanting to marry a slampig
>>2117509
>>2117506zywoo is richer than me, handsomer than me, more skilled at this game than meit's over
Zweight gonna choke on map3. It's over for sp0r0t. Maggix was right
>>2117503>round robin stagewe had that shit for years, it didn't work>tiebreaker blocks you're pathbo3 swiss is perfect
>>2117513yes!!!
>>2117520Perfect for a normie viewer with low attention span maybe. Awful for teams
Damn, spirit is getting raped right now
>when Spirit tries to do smart playslmaolol even
this doesnt feel like a real major
some real sloppy csfuria wonned already
DONKED
>>2117509if you look closely you will notice the giant fucking screen, watching an epic game with a huge crowd would be cool
DONK IS ONLINE
Now that is a donking
D-D_D-D-D_DONK
>>2117522cute
all hally
DogKo still cannot kill 2 guys with pistols and chose to spray randomly inside a smoke instead.
lmao its so obvious that donk has aim assist
>>2117517>handsomer than meyou must be a goblin then
>>2117537giant fucking screen where you dont see anything because you are too far
>>2117548let the mutts cope
zweih is pissdog bad
major status?
>>2117554you must've missed map 1
Remember that zweih guy? What happened to him?
Damn, falcons just got raped by spirit
it's so over
>>2117556>one good CT side in 2 monthszweih is pissdog bad
niko rolling his eyes up pic
GOAT TYPE SHIT
WHAT A PLEASURE TO WATCH DONK PLAYI PITY OLDFAGS WHO HAD TO WATCH S0MPLE
Nikwab........
You just know NiKo is feeling in his gut this is elimination
Wtf is Launders talking about? Zonic called a timeout and they had Hella money for util.
Getting even one kill is harder for Choko than anything.
FALCONS YOU BLEW ITYOU HAD IT AND YOU BLEW ITLMAAAAAAAAAAO
N0KOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2117565anime main protagonist vibe
>>2117570bastard i fuck your mother
sh9r9
ZONIC SIRS OUR RESPONSE?
i didnt know it was possible but shiro looks even more like a chipmunk now
>>2117577Just one more superstar bro
when will kyo learn to brush his hair
Holy shit NiKo finally had impact
>>2117577NICE ILYA?
unbothered vs bothered
>>2117583it's anime dood
zweih peaking out with the molotov in hand like a 6k
>>2117593not to mention time was running outguy should have fought
chopper is the only reason this has become even slightly competitive for Failclowns, he started shitting himself and call baboon strats for no reason.
Falcucks fans clowning spirit chads
reminder: Niko pushing 30 without a major win and it wont change this time either
admin checking zweih pc
>only 7 on d2 defense>donk laughing while niko looks hella stresseduh oh
>zweih completely turned off his brain>chopper thinks he's The Professor trying to do late executesThey really are trying their hardest to lose to Falcons.
AW HELL NAW NIGGA
>>2117612falseflaggers tryina ruin faze
>>2117612w speed
>>2117617>ruining jcobbb chance to win a major
Ready to get on your knees and apologize to niko ?
what the fuck happened to other ts players aim?
>>2117628other ts players what?
>it arrived>an exclusive
>>2117628>zweih>tn1r>choppah>AIM
>put money on Falcons after first map at 4.5I win no matter what
>>2117628ts player? which player? :^)
CHOPPER - 1 killZWEIH - 4 killsTN1R - 7 killsSH1RO - 7 killsDONK - 18 killsHoly carry dude lol
dogshit fucking veto desu, they picked 2nd best falcons maps and left in the decider their best one
NICE RENE
donk cant one deag everyone ?????????? ts is so bad
teses the anti-choker, that was gonna be the classic pivot point
teses ffs... I thought you were on our side
Teses saved his whole team's ass of losing 13-10.
teses activated
>teses finally did somethingnice rene
whats the point of chopper
>>2117628i don't see anything different
why is the crowd so loud for no reason wtf do they have a hypeman in there or hwat
What the fuck are those retards doing.
>>2117650freya started stripping
Whats goping on with chopper? Even karrigan doesnt shit himself this badly
>>2117655>Even karrigan doesnt shit himself this badlyOnly in grand finals.
Lmao they didnt even took a look at that?
do we get it done in 2 or is it a spirit 2-1call it now before the prospective choke starts
Imagine what Jame would do with donk
>>2117658spirit isnt winning ancient
>>2117655His wife left him
>>2117654uhm based?
>>2117660bore him to death
>>2117658Spirit takes it 2-0.Tn1r looked at the script earlier and Spirit started trolling right after. Starladder has enough of Failclowns doing nothing.
teses thinks hes playing valorant jump peeking
>>2117664no it's degeneratewtf is wrong with you?
>>2117662it's a long fight back to 13-11 on d2, but I trust you
Holy fuck did the audio explode just for me?
>>2117673yes
>>2117671hot women stripping is degenerate?
>>2117673for all of us I think it was donk
>started playing with the crowd because he knows they're losing this 13-11Classic Niko, always deflecting.
>>2117671why are you gay
HES GOT TO GO
drop the awp donk
>>2117685KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
nikek
close one
AHAHAHA CHOKO
who let lil bro awp?
GODPPER MOGGED SHITKOGODPPER MOGGED SHITKOGODPPER MOGGED SHITKOGODPPER MOGGED SHITKOGODPPER MOGGED SHITKOGODPPER MOGGED SHITKO
>>2117685apologize
n0k0
NIKO YOU ARE SO FUCKING BAD I HATE YOU FUCKING NIGGER CANT YOU WIN A SINGLE FUCKIGN CLUTCH FOR ONCE YOU FUCKING FRAUD SCAMMING BALKAN NIGGER HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SOF UCKIGN BAD AT THIS GAME WHEN THAT FAT FRENCH FAGGOT AND BALDING RUSSIAN TWIG CAN PLAY THIS GAME PROPERLY YOU FUCKING PIECE OF GARBAGE
>muh awpkek donk is mindbroken by ZyGOD
>couldn't clutch a nigga going 3-13this is yalls goat?
>>2117685come again?
giving chopper his fourth killKEKO
Losing 1v1 against chopper
>choking against chopperwhat's left for niko?
zweih getting good on ct
>>2117695>>2117701Chopper.... i kneel...
failclown sisters?
chopper...?
>>2117706>wtf is this gif>...>OOOOOOH
>>2117706is he ok?
>losing to chopperabsolute state
>no more timeoutsfalcons are finishedno more hand holding from goat zonic
sh1tro
sh1ro you bum
>sh1tr0
>sh0ro
Spirit takes it in OT don't be fooled by Falcons.
>>2117706lolllll
Donk the "Delete the AWP from the game"
holy shit sweih
ZWEIHLANGER!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT ZWEIH ANCHOR GOD
LMAO
APOLOGIZE
zweight ace
BASED ZWEIHANDER
ZWEIH GOD
ZWEIHGOD
zwei'd
magixx is killing himself as we speak
Zweih wasted all his mana. It's over for Spirit
THE ACE FOR NO REASON
UMMM FAILCUNTS???????????????????TO ZW0IH??????????????????????????
good anchor
ACEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Aced by zweihThat's it I'm turning this shit off I'm not watching a bunch of bums playing a fake game, keeping track of score on hltv.
gg
NAHHHHH ZWEIH JUST HIT EM WITH THE MOVIE
Not a single duel on those 5 kills
m4a4 chads we're so back
magixx the tranny would never
nice ace but that was a shit execution by Falcons
>>2117755mad cuz he's 10x cuter than you will ever be
>raped by that fatso zWEIGHT
niko don't make it fucking happendo something you choker
did these tards not buy flashes?
>>2117761He's trying his best to choke but chopper wants Falcons to win this map.
come on give us map 3 i dont want to watch the most boring teams to exist
chopper went blatant. nigga doesnt care anymore, he knows betboom will pay for his fraud ass to not get banned
zweih activated like magixx
ZWEIH PRIME ZWEIH PRIME ZWEIH PRIME ZWEIH PRIME ZWEIH PRIME ZWEIH PRIME ZWEIH PRIME ZWEIH PRIME ZWEIH PRIME ZWEIH PRIME ZWEIH PRIME ZWEIH PRIME
zweih has the answers
CHECK HIM PC
HEAVYZWEIHT MY GOATZONTIX COULD NEVER
niko killed his cousin for nothing lmaooo
bro channeling flusha
(((zweih)))
>>2117662I should never have doubted you, when falcons got 12 I thought it was over but you never said it would be in regulation
>magixx lifegames in major final to keep playing for another 6 months>zweight lifegames in quarter finals to keep playing for another 6 months
holy shit team spirit completely read them
HIT EM WIT DA ZWEIHANDAAAA
>zweih sandbagging all season so other teams walk into himGIGA BRAIN STRATS
Chopper the GiantDad swinging his Zweihander around
niko is ending his life tonight
its insane how you can see their mental dwindle in real time
>>2113827AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>not even checking obvious cornersFalcons are tilted beyond relief
Nikobros...
>they thought ch0k0 wouldn't choke
how many majors?
>>2117798wasn't he on par with donk in frags
>Laujeet trying to save NiKo's imageMAN SHUT THE FUCK UP
HAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA
chopper brandishing his zweihander as we speak
whom are we buying boys?
>>2117798He is the worst player in the history of counter strike after all.
falcons comms always sound so confused/awkward
>>2117812hunter instead of kyxsan 100%
>water deep breath and fight boys
how does launders still fumble over his words so much
>>2117812xantares and b1tniko to igl (badly)
LMAOOOOOO
wow falcons strats are so fucking bad TS is reading them like a book
MAYBE NEXT YEAR N0K0 ROFL
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE RAPED
nik0 majors
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOL WHAT THE FUCK LOL WHAT THE FUCK LOL WHAT THE FUCK LOL WHAT THE FUCK LOL WHAT THE FUCK LOL WHAT THE FUCK LOL WHAT THE FUCK LOL WHAT THE FUCK LOL WHAT THE FUCK LOL WHAT THE FUCK LOL WHAT THE FUCK LOL WHAT THE FUCK LOL WHAT THE FUCK LOL WHAT THE FUCK
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
LMAO SHORO WON THE ROUND NO TIME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A LAD
OH NO, WHAT A SHAME
Z
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHATHEY SAID THIS WAS THE MAJORTHEY SAID NIKO ALWAYS BEATS DONKTHEY SAID SPIRIT WERE DEADTHEY SAID NIKO FINALLY HAD HELPTHEY SAID THE CHOKES WERE OVERHOW DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING??????????????????
failclown haters feast once again
>failclowns
SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE SPIRIT CHADS ARE HERE
ONE MORE SUPERSTAR STATUS??????
REMINDER m0NESY NEVER LOST TO SPIRIT IN A SERIES BEFORE UNTIL TODAY
HAHAHAH FALCONS ARE HORRIBLE AND SHOULD JUST DISBAND
>THE FUCKING MUSICAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
falcons...are not here
the funeral will be joyful to watchwhat a horrible choke
m-maybe they didn't have enough water and deep breaths?
PRESS "S" TO SPIT ON FALCONS HAHAHAHA
>>21178030/17
THE BAD GUYS LOST
Niko bros... Not like this... Not again....
get ready for the funeral, boysget your tissues and lube
Well at least at was fast. I have a feeling Spirit will at the very least get to the finals
CUE THE SAD MUSIC AAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHHHAHAAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHAAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
>>2117846>losing when it matters the mostwhat a sad state of affairs
the chubby kid did it
>sh0r0 just sitting in the smoke being unhittable and wasting 10s on the retakelooool what a sneaky rat
They only lost because Niko lost a 1v1 against chopper with 20hp tucked in goose.
>Kyousuke smiling while shaking handshahahhaha dis lil nigga don't care lol he out there vibe-fragging
PARASYMPATHETIC NERVOUS SYSTEM STATUS?>>2117854SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>motherfucker just laughingI'm laughing that NiKo lost but holy FUCK YOU NIGGA YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS WITH THIS SHIT MAN I HATE THIS AUTIST
Ch0Ko
>she actually believed niko wouldn't choke
everyone from Team Falcons are overrated as fuck and zonic is a horrible Coach
>>2117864yep absolutely 0 confidence in all his peeks he kept strafing
Niko got 2 kills total in last 8 rounds (since the 1v2 clutch attempt)
why are commiting so late into series defining retake, are they retarded? just fucking send it while you still have time, that shit was so pathetic
>>2117868HAHAHAHA OHNONONO
Maybe more millions next time saudi twats
get fucked f0lc0ns
im so happy, now if only mouz gets eliminated we might have good major
Wasn't it 5-11?
>>2112296hey buddyyou got your wishafter today, no more posts on reddit about arabs for months. sunday will be a falcons-free discussion zone
>>2117869he probably exchanged some words with donk, since they're friends
Need a Vitality palate cleanser now.
>>2117885Perhaps
>>2117869>gg noobs team
sorry bosnian, but this is real lifethe belarusian gets the trophy
>>2117866it's his first majorsomehow he still outfragget all of falcons
>>2117880i got gaslighted into thinking failclowns wouldn't choke again...
>>2117854S
Falcons hatewatching never disappoints :^)
water+deep breath combo has never been tried
>>2117896Personally, I thought the choke would come in later
niko and monesy has never beaten spirit in major playoffs :)
niko choked a 5-11 lead
>>2117903taz's heritage
Do I head out to the store to cop a frozen 'zza or do I just get drunk while enjoying the MongolZ kino?
>>2117905MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>2117662>>2117669I kneel, true ball knowers
>>2117905Falcons would have got match point and probably the map if NiKo didn't fumble against chopper
>>2117903neither was niko+major
>>2117885I also left it there sure that it would go to the next map but you can always count on count chokola
>>2117903maybe he meant at the same time, in which case it seems to have worked because they choked big time
>>2117913save both for faze kino tomorrow
>>2117863I don't understand why people clown on Shiro so much. He's always performing when I watch.
did monesy play today
molodoy roty
>>2117903>I think some water boys take some deep breaths and we go and we fightwhat the fuck did he mean by that
>>2117905>>2117908NIKO IS THE UNLUCKIEST GUY
Is Zonic still a goat Coach or more like a Goat that Coaches?
Falcons were there :(
Falcons collectively choked, it wasn't just NikoNiko was gifted the clutch by donk missing two shots with the awp, otherwise that round was also a winning position by Spirit just like almost all other rounds. they completely shut down on T side.
>>2117920LUL
anyone else noticed both teams played like shit?relying completely on firepower truly makes for braindead cs. Good thing for spirit sweih and shiro stepped up
how did they lose that 11-5 leadbro zweight only guy on site on match point and uh... they give him ace??
>>2117924He fucked up in the upper t and made it 12-10.
hltv really got to add a choke of the year award to their awards show
>>2117920I laffed
>be fat bald retarded sub 90 iq slavic subhuman playing csgo 20 hours a day for 20 years yet still sucks ass at it>Would've been working in a coalmine in siberia for pennies or dying in a trench in ukraine if not for donk>Instead the best player just accidentally happens to land right in his lap carrying his bald retarded fat ass to dozens of trophies, undeservedly earning him millions of dollarsHow is this fucking fair? Why would a just god allow this to happen?
i was a furia fan anyways... falcons was just my second favorite team...
>>2117922I'm going out with friends tomorrow so I won't be able to watch
>>2117943>Why would a just god allow this to happen?because it's funny
>>2117920lel
>>2117924did you watch the playoff match they lost last major or the major final before that
I'm gonna skip this one. Let me know when vitality wins.
>The year is 2057, CS2 is played by less than 100 people. NiKo and Falcons have finally won the BLAST Luton Major grand final in front of 9 people behind a Tesco Express in Biscot, “I did it!” NiKo yells excitedly. The sound echoes through the empty parking lot. m0NESY and the fans left long ago...
>failcl0wns 10-5>hmmm this game is done, lemme go quickly fix some lonch and I'll watch game 3 kino>come back>falclowns choked OTkwab!
>>2117943>Why would a just god allow this to happen?If the world was fair NiKo would've died on the cross and not Jesus
YO HUMILIATION RITUAL GET IN HERE BOY>S
HERE WE GO
>>2117934They just got run over by Spirit at every fight. Spirit was superior today in all metrics
>>2117943>Would've been working in a coalmine in siberia for pennies or dying in a trench in ukraine but enough about donk without chopper
FUNERAL
humiliation ritual
hahahahahahhah
>>2117936tell me you're a peasant without telling your a newfag peasant
>>2117965ZONIC WANTS TO HIDE HIMSELF
>>2117928clearly said drink but starladder can't help but use ai for everything
>>2117019>>2117179>Falcons are where?
:D
>kyxsan I just want to give you the opportunity to try and explain what went wrong in this spiritWHA TTHE FUCK LMAO WHY DO THEY HAVE HIM UP THERE TAKING THE HEAT???? WHY IS NIKO THERE WATCHING???????
monesy is gonna be even more PUNISHED in Singapore. Trust the process falcons chads.
>>2117944>frogwe know
>>2117973oh i never smiled more
>>2117924shiro is very consistent, his floor to ceiling window is quite small so even when bad he's still decent but he'll miss the more important shots.
>>2117887Isn't m0NESY donk's friend too?
>there is always pressure, when you play for a team like falconswhat did kyxsan mean by this? is he trying to tell us something?
zonic looks like he knows he's gone
zonic going to lose a hand and foot for stealing from the Saudi Public Investment Fund
that ace was clearly matchfixing they didnt duel him once, didnt throw a single nade eitherESIC will investigate and bring failclowns to justice
still aura
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fuggggggggggggggggggg :D :D
no hard questions this time banks???you fat psychostop sucking arab dick
>>2117982No, pretty obvious from the vlogs. They are just acquaintances.
>>2117962yethe buy round Falcon won on T side (their 12th) Spirit also got an opening by donk rushing top mid, and then sh1ro missed a sitter from lower stairs to upper B tunnelif sh1ro didn't miss even with zweih dying on B it was still very winnable for Spirit... basically Falcons were a total failure today on T side.
>>2117984It is time
>>2117988(((
>>2117943You gotta know how to be carried.
Zonic has lead 2 different rosters to 6 major victories. He's helped Glaive define an era in counterstrike.N0k0? What has he done? The problem with falcons is beyond evident.
okay, who do we replace him with?
>>2117934>Falcons collectively choked, it wasn't just NikoLmao Nikola defense force as always it's not like he's the only guy who has failed 16 majors with constant superstar lineups for 10 years lmao.No it's monesy's fault for carrying his ass in the last 4 years, it's kyousuke fault for being the only guy who showed up on Nuke, it's Teses fault for saving them from losing to 5 pistols hell nah it's not Niko's fault even though he lost a 1v1 against chopper.Niko is the only problem of all the roster he ever was part of, Faze won when he left, G2 won when he left, Falcons will win when he left, the same way his 2 old IGL he kicked won a major before he did.
>retards like pimp and thorin bashin furia for an hours while glazing the shit out of FALCONS, a team that NEVER WON ANYTHING BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
>>2117982not to the same degree, i think
>>2117988AINT NO WAY LMAOOOOOOO
>>2117943he made a major semi final before donk with>patsi>siren>degster
Funny to think the furthest NiKo has placed in a Major in a long time was playing with snax and coached by TaZ
>>2117994kek
>>2117943>>2117943He's the weakest link but who do you replace him with?
>>2117994which round was this?
How tf was Shiro allowed to hide in smoke that long on the last round...Flusha would have tapped him and ran straight to site. Smh
>>2117990lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>2118010electronic
>>211801124, no big deal
-zonic +ash after gamerlegion gets bought out
>>2118011last round of the regulation I think
>>2117943No different from apex and karrigan.
Damn, I got raped bros...
>>2118002>Falcons will win when he leftI was with you up until that point
>>2118002how am i defending Niko if i literally say he choked in the sentence you quoted you fucking retardi like to see him fail but some of you people are obsessed as fuck, give it a rest. if you watched the game you saw Falcons are nonexistent on T side, that obviously isn't a single player problem.
>>2118010zontix, boombl4, jame
-Teses-KyxsanNeed to save them from this abomination of a player that is Niko.They can go to Mouz, Vitality or Navi and they'll have far more chance to win anything than with Trashko and his faggot twink boyfriends.
>>2118016thanksat least we got 1 falcons radar screenshot before the tournament ended
Games should be B05 if we are playing MR12 surely
>>2118020kuben you're retarded
>>2117981really?his ceiling is popping off, his floor is pretty damn bad. the reason he's more consistent than other stars is caution and baiting
>>2118020kwab
>>2118020come on bro even n0vi has better chance of winning than the clowns
>>2117973>>2117976desiccatedgasping for airhaltedout of my leaguelanguishing
>>2118020>falcons>mouze>vitalitypeak retardation
>>2118022Are you that same nigga from a couple of months ago who kept defending falcons' Ls because they were an "incomplete" roster?
mouz is winning the final against spirit and the crowd will be shouting torzsi's name
>>2118020>wrong on every single predictiongood job
its never been more over
>>2118020>he trusted n0k0 and fraudesy
what we gooning to in the meantime lads?
>>2118036unlucky that they had to face major winners in quarters
>>2118044quick goon sesh, methinks
zweihniacs eating good tonight
>>2118045>unlucky that they had to face major winners in quartersunlucky that they got anyone other than mouz and mongolz?
>>21180201/7 nice one
Leaked CIA documents revealed the existence of “Project Falcon”, a clandestine operation by the Iranian Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps' (IRGC) covert operation group Unit 840. It aims to weaken the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia by infiltrating its esports teams with players who purposefully underperform in order to waste capital from the Public Investment Fund, damage the Kingdom’s reputation, and reducing its influence in the Middle East.The leaked document also revealed that Saudi Intelligence, with CIA's assistance, has identified 5 foreign individuals recruited by the IRGC for this operation so far: Nikola Kovac, Ilya Osipov, Maksim Lukin, Rene Madsen, and Damjan Stoilkovsky.However, further Saudi and Western efforts to thwart this project have only been met with defeat due to the failure in identifying the IRGC commander in charge of this campaign. So far, the only information the CIA has on this elusive spymaster is his codename: "zonic".
Wtf are high fps servers btw? Is xplay trying to sell me snake oil?
new screenshot has hit the Burj Khalifa
>>2118038noi don't like Falcons, and i especially dislike their 3 main players for different reasons, i have some sympathy for kyxsan and Teses though
falcons lost because of zonic. i dont care what yall retarded 1k elo say about, niko, monesy, ksk, kyxsan and tesesthis is the proof that zonic is a fraudulent danedog:>https://files.catbox.moe/ar4lcu.mp4
how can xplay.gg can afford so many ads during the major?
>>2118054niggas still underestimating mouz will learn a costly lesson in the coming days
Maui glazed donk, means Vitality stomps Spirit in semis.
>>2118044
>>2118002>NikoNever understood what's so special about this albanian, now I know
>>2118010jame unironically
>>2118061if they're talking about ffa servers it's maps without any textures just mirage with grey walls
>>2118070The 28 year old rookie says no
sex with ava
>>2117994https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql2zKS_bdfE
>>2118077That sounds fucking retarded. Even my 10 year old PC that was mid range at the time I bought it can still handle CS2. How fucking poor do you have to be to require playing without textures?
>>2117993meant for -> >>2117960
Niko just hasn't been the same since Boston. Something inside of him broke that night.
may I bake the new thread lads
>>2118069>point out that mouz and mongolz are the only teams without major winners (except falcons lol)>resident mouz jeet immediately spergs out
>>2118091ffa servers are known for being laggy as fuck in cs2 after 10 players not their fault the engine is that shit
>>2118097>237 ImagesNigga you a bit early
>>2118091CS2 is pretty demanding if you want to play a high frame rate. Its got agonizing 1% lows that usually occur at the most important part of the round
>>2118097no, you idiot
>>2118069why, are they gonna cut off some of my penis skin in a fit of rage when they lose
>>2118109I don't want to pass up the chance of making fun of NiKo on the OP
>>2118065zonic and the way the org works, looks like the players hold way too much power and they are entitled as fuck (they decide to skip the bootcamp before the biggest tournament because they're tired or something)basically they function like Real Madrid's locker room at the moment, but if Real Madrid's biggest achievement was winning the intertoto cup
>>2118082the selling point of ava is that she's hagmaxxingthis is trash
>>2118113be the change you want to see anon i believe in you!
>>2118099Stop acting disingenuous faggot. You know you weren't talking about major winners, you were talking about the current skill of teams.Navi, faze, falcons, spirit, mongolz are all beneath mouz. >>2118112polcel
>>2118110>Its got agonizing 1% lows that usually occur at the most important part of the roundInstall LTSC if you're using Windows. Before I did it my fps would go down to single digits at times but now I'm chilling at a smooth ~120 fps at all times (with low settings).
>>2118117that's exactly why she's hot tho
>>2118113I'll be competing with you for it. We all want to make fun of Falcoons and ChoKo.
>>2118097faggot
>>2118124absolute sperg
>>2118127real hags don't have perfect skin like thatwhere the wrinkles at
>>2118124people ignore that this is like the only venue in the world that would cheer for mouz above any other team
>>2118125I bought a new PC to play, but i regret it somewhat .I dont like playing much cuz theres too many cheaters
>>2118132She moisturizes
>>2118124>Navi, faze, falcons, spirit, mongolz are all beneath mouzpost betting slip>polcelit's a joke retard
>>2118113just make a post attentionfag
How garbage was Falcons actually? We'll only know after seeing how hard Vitality stomps Spirit in semis.
>>2118124>Navi, faze, falcons, spirit, mongolz are all beneath mouz.you are mental. how are Falcons lower skill than Mouz? they just got the harder bracket and choked away a map, they've been outperforming Mouz this half of the year easily and beat them every h2h.
>>2118135>I bought a new PC to play, but i regret it somewhat .I'll also get an new one at some point but for now I'm still fine with mine. CS2 is by far the most demanding game I play and the only reason I'm even considering upgrading is because I want to get an 21:9 monitor.
>>2118139reading comprehensionpractice it
>>2118142not to mention Spirit btw, donk can solo any team, Mouz need all 5 shooting well to even have a chance against the best tier 1 teams
>>2118144>I'll also get an new one at some point but for now I'm still fine with minebro doesn't know how fucked the hardware market is
why'd they put the 2-0 matches today and the 2-1 matches tomorrow?
>>2118148hey...that's me!
>>2117903please laugh at my shitpost
>>2118148change vita for mongolz and its me
>>2118137>>2118142I'm not some degenerate gambler, but you have to be insanely biased to think navi, faze and mongolz at the minimum aren't below mouz. Falcons and spirit is a 50/50.>>2118147On the flipside (the other side, not the team), if donk isn't shooting it's over for spirit.>>2118145that guy was clearly trying to say that spirit are going to win this majorstop reply to me and kys bozo
donk boutta nab #1 right outta zypoo's hands KEK
>>2118151>bro doesn't know how fucked the hardware market isI know what's going on with dram atm. Obviously at some point doesn't mean now...
>>2118155lol
I dont think picking Nuke as your first pick is smart. Starting a series on Tside nuke is pretty risky IMO.I know Spirit had bad stats but still
>>2118159>major winners =/= the major winnersdumb jeet
>>2118155HOLY
only wrong choices pickems, so far i'm up but it's only downhill from here
>>2118167>Mongolz over Vitality>NAVI over FURIAAbsolute psychopath.
>>2118155made me grin like a retard
unless you are really good, like over 3k ELO, i wouldn't advise anyone to get a new PC for CS2. if you at least have a working computer with over 100 fps you are just wasting money, you can get to level 10 faceit with 60hz monitor without a problem.you will still experience the same shitty feeling of the game just with higher FPS, and the lows drops will still fuck you sometimes.
>>2118169like i said, only wrong choices. i got raped in stages so i said fuck it for the playoffs
>>2118155good jobnow make one where he waterboards the twinks, telling them to take deep breaths
>>2118155Good post
>alright lunch break>time to check hltvOH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this bih bald as fuck
>DO YOU THINK WATER AND TAKE DEEP BREATHS?
someone edit it to say FAIL
NiKo, you eliminated huNter for THIS? Fuck you.
>2025>drinking waterISHYGDDT
>>2118186its flat white on green, you do it faggot
>>2118192I never graduated from mspaint
>>2118182you people are so insecure about balding that you see a close up selfie shot and think it's a receding hairline
next time I lose a faceit game I'm gonna take deep breaths and think water
>>2118199hi donaplease lose weight for the next majorhurry you only have 5 months!!!
>>2118172I disagree, the game feels way better to play with proper equipment. Although the question that you should play at all is still up for discussion.
>>2118191what made people want to drink out of jars in public
>>2117998>You gotta know how to be carried.And karrigan and aleksib doesn't?
>>2118213hipstershappened in the 2010s
>>2118186i made it
>>2118155lmaohaving a shit day and this made me feel better mate, thank you
>>2118220>>2118223nicethanks
dont worry nikobros. tomorrow we will celebrate the elimination of the niko hate leader, f0ttigan and f0ze as a whole
>>21181865 min in photopea
>>211818610min in paint.
>>2118231"just be 160cm and look like a goblin" brutal
My king AleksiB is going to win
/magog/ have you ever slept with a man?
>>2118223>>2118234>>2118237based
CAM ON MONGOLZBEAT THOSE FROGGY FRENCH FUCKS BACK TO FRANCE
>>2118242>makazze 1 Major Niko 0 Majoryeah, i'm signing up for this
>>2118244of courseyou never had a sleepover?
>>2118231Mean girls looking ass walk.
1 minute in paint
>>2118231millions and millions of dollars spent to stop a 5'3 siberian teenager, decades of experience in that team, they sabotaged his teammates even, and then there was nothing they could do when it matteredwild
>>2118244
>>2118231>chad stride>>2118248>virgin walkLMAO
H U M I L I A T I O N
>>2118253not in the same bed tho
>>2118231this can't be real
>>2118231goddamn that is a brutal aura mog
>>2118231shortking!
>>2118260>virgin walkit does actually look like the memelol
t0ses and k0xsan and n0k0how did this happened?
>>2118231how is donk mogging being a feminine manlet are you fucking serious
>>2118248nice loui vitton bag FAGGOT
grosses pédales golmon
>>2118244yesmy name is Ilya Osipov and I play for the Falcons CS team
>>21182316 "men" mogged by siberian malnourished teenager
>>2118231pulitzer prize candidate
mzinho's english has improved a lot
>>2118263done that as welljust don't touch penises and you'll be fine
>>2118272aura
>>2118280nigga we ain't watchin that garbage, games are done for the day
Where is everyone?Didn't realize I was watching Blast Open Budapest
>>2118287sybau
>>2118282what if i want to? but not in a sexual gay way
>crowd cheering for vitality over mongolzdidn't see that coming
i don't like this vitality away kitbring back the yellow
vitality consistently has the cleanest jerseys
>>2118283>that's it bro, I'm going to GamerLegion
>>2118294>bring back the yellowsaid no one ever
the live music walk-out is kinda cool
mongolz are so fvcking kino
rhythm is stored in the tits
God...Chopper is so fucking bad, bald and retarded but somehow niko had to choke that goose in round 17 or so. Chopper didn't even peek niko once while he was trying to get donk awping from cat.
>>2118288just look at the production qualitybeing there is probably a health risk, random camera tripids falling down n shit
>du duu du duuudu du du du
drummer is kinda lit desu senpai ngl
>>2118287kys
>chopper shits on a favourite's dream and then busts out a sick drum solomy goat
>>2118309a man of many talents
>>2118307he was feeling it fr fr
Ive reviewed the games and i think Spirit was cheating.
he has as many major aces as zywoo lol
FUCK ME APEX!
>>2118317>berated and hated by the community for months>generally played like crap the entire time >steps up to go fucking nuclear and embarrass niko at the major Absolute kinoZweih, I kneel
>>2118317>8>12>24Sus nigga
mongolbros we got this right?
>>2118317>X happens>"quick, let me check how X relates to Zywoo"this is your mind on Spiritism
>>2118323>>steps up to go fucking nuclear and embarrass niko at the majorjust for this i don't even care if he shits the bed the rest of the tournament
>>2118326triple ot ace kino inc
>>2118326did you think 8*2=12
910 is so pretty
>>2118323He'll choke and post 0.89 finishing above 0.61 chopper in semis
>>211833321
where is the nigga with the russian reactions?
>>2118338>recency bias comments Hu cars
>>2118231easily one of the best cs photos of all time
>>2118334Mongolz roster looks like a bunch of chads compared to any other Asian esports team I've ever seen
MEZII MEZII MEZII
Deep
>>2118231is it real? he looks so edited in.
MONGOLZ ARE HERE
i just now realized that stream on youtube is only in 1080p where's the fucking 1440p
>>2118341>recency biasdoubting niko at a major may be the longest-tail safest bet in cs at this point
ANKARA MESSI
>>2118347well official twitter account posted it
>>2118347they made him stand there because he's gonna be edited out in a month or so
>>2118346>i want to rear you guys todayAre french the biggest gays out there?
>>2118354kek
>>2118317
>gogin played wellwhat did he mean by this
Winning the pistol means NOTHING if you lose the follow up
>>2118346I love this jeetified STT
>>2117999why did Falcons suck before NiKo joined?
>>2118346>i want to rear youstraightest frog
>>2118353>auraQueen aura, slaaaaay
>>2118358>a second player (zweih) on the opposite team showed up
>>2118346water and breathe bros...
FUCK YOU APEX
>>2117999is we really giving zonic credit for paris, post-austin, post-winstreak
>techpausezywoo toggling inc
>>2118001another star
>ohne sold me fentbased jesusfuck that e-whore
>>2118376>ohne sold me fentkek based
idk why we're laughing at falcons like our guys faze isn't going to lose the exact same way
>>2118382/ourguys/ in FaZe spent $4 dollars on jcob though.
>>2117999Just one more major bro
>>2118382>our guys>faze
>>2118383and spent nothing on frozen
YO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???? GET ON WITH THE GOD DAMN MATCH
Controlez vac banned check hltv
fr tho why jL mask? vax status????
>those fucking cables New Delhi major vibes
>>2118388Traded bald fraud for our vegan king and gave a P250 Sand Dune for broky to gamble with.
>>2118366
>mzinho with the warrior knot on his head *gulp*
Vitalitysisters...
this nigga FlameZ looking french as fuck lately
>>2118415...we're back!
>thread immediately decelerates after donk's gamewhat you guys playing?
uh controlez?
Controlez total bot
>>2118424Erm... all the Falcons haters left, this has nothing to do with donkey...
yeah I aint watching ts boring tier2 game
>>2118424where winds meetimo this is the most boring matchup that we can get
>>2118424>after donk's gamewe were all watching to see failclowns lose, not to see sp0r0t win
>>2118410the virgin hairclip vs the chad warrior knot
Godzinho...
What was that gangsign the admin was throwing?
ohnepixel cannot go to hungary due to drug related charges and thus cannot leave his residence
>>2118424>donk's gameall the donk glazers turned kyosucky glazer and then went awaywe just really hate falcons and love making fun of niko
910 shat the bed that round
>>2118448>hurr nobody defusing, better keep hold the angle like a botwhat a dunce
>no senzu>no party
>>2118430not what ts means you whitebread fag
>>2118456probably the arenasenzu used to choke like this too before he got used to big crowds
>>2118353funny how chuds say donk doesnt have aura >most auraful player ever+cute
where's the 910 who destroyed faze on mirage?
CONTROLEZ GOT ONE!
>>2118469
>>2118461>>most auraful player
how did ropz and mezii go 0 for 2 therethis was the most important round of the half, should have been 8:4 if they just get a trade there
>>2118469Everyone destroys FaZe these days bro...
wtf are these odds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdpN5ybvxvkcurrent match theme
what's this hairstyle called?
controllez unlock status?
>>2118482the Mongolian warlord
>>2118482steppe warlord
>>2118475he's aged into a different kind of aura now
>>2118475he had aura, but after you figure out that he is just a pandering bum he lost all his aura
>>2118482The whoville special
>>2118475TRVKE
is that etymology nerd lmao
>lost pistolsgg
THE WOO
goatwoo doubters?
>vita 2-0 stompyeah not worth watching
>>2118497playing tier2 with a stand in
>>2118482im jealous of that hairline
>>2118387boy hips
>falcons lost>shot cum to DorozeaCs bros we just keep winning
it's so wild to see pros needlessly rush lmao910 gets a double then jumps forward with no gun and gets killed
>zywoo single-handedly winning them the most insanely close rounds>910 not popping offyeah, it's overgg mongolz
>went for the reddit clip instead of the round winmonesy moment for 910
he takes responsibility. that's the goat. 6 majors soon (cologne goat).
>>2118513he won't be on a tier 1 team by cologne lil bro
>>2118511?
>>2118516astralis will hire him>hurr durr lmao i said tier 1 team so funny!
>>2118522>astralis>tier 1
Zywoo is CS
holy ct frauds
Faze will set vitality straight
quick 2:1 for mongolz
The 'woo mogs and clears
#VideityIsHere #GoatWoo #DoubtersInShambles
Goatwoo is coming for donk
>15 seconds left>hiding>enemies arent planting yet>could just listen for plant>no Ill just wide peek randomly into AWPRetard, retard, retard (thanks though my pickem is Vit)
>>2118513dude so fat he's almost the same size as the logo for the major
GODWoo-sama have mercy...
>>2118536
the GOAT
why do asians suck so much ass at cs
French are queers I don't like them
>>2118551
interesting way of announcing that s1mple is out
>>2118513>what is your body type>1x1 lego brick
>>2118549they dont abuse each other and themselves mentally or physically enough compared to league or starcraft
>>2118568Goat2 and the goat linking up???
>>2118568GOATBROS WE MAKING IT BACK TO T1 IN 2026NO MORE SHITTERS NO MORE ONLINE CUPS
>>2118568it's so embarrassing that they didn't even try with simple + electronic
>>2118549faker made everyone tryhard at league
>>2118575electronic got kanye ego after navi
>>2118568>waiting for someone to humble me>kicked from tier 6 casino teamLmao. See you in dota 2 s0mple
>>2118576Maybe Faker also makes China a CS nation on the end. After many years of humiliation at the hands of Korea the chinks are losing interest in League.
>>2118549Specced all points into SC2
>>2118585also Xi Jinping is gimping their next generation of gamers by limiting it to 1 hour per year
>>2118569Chuckled!
>>2118569Kek
>>2118568fakethey would never kick p1mple the goat of all time
>>2118424im scrimming
>>2118424ashes of creation lmao. altho i ragequit the summoner to roll a bard and now i am in endless queue like a retard.
>>2118583>>2118609>kickedthey didn't kick him, his contract ended
bro why would i as an IGL need to know the cross smoke? i have Zywoo and ropz alive
more of this please, mongolzmake it exciting
the way you knew this match was gonna be fuckin ass was that no one hyped it up as "DUDE IT'S A MAJOR FINAL REMATCH"says a lot about austin too
>>2118649mongolz got such a free bracket to finals in austin
>>2118649>says a lot about austin toono it doesn't you fucking smoothbrainnobody is hyping up this match because Mongolz lost their best player 2 events ago
>>2118651did any more info ever come out about that?
>>2118652yeah, he got a bad case of ligma
I’m very happy that the aim crowd signal abusers got donked. Falcons didn’t even deserve to go to playoffs, fucking subhumans
>>2118652hes just burnt out
retarded mongoloid running to get that awp without checking anything
controlez...
>>2118651aka 2 months ago, and controlez has been like a 1.10-1.20 player for them
GODZ
JESUS CHRIST ROPZ
ROPZ KINO
He's so kool...
actual mongolian b0tz
>>2118656who the fuck is steve jobs?
Sum Ting Wong
>>2118685>>2118685>>2118685
>>2118686you couldn't wait like 5 more minutes?how many images a minute are we averaging, 0.3?
>>2118690Hes scared somebody will title the next thread a general and have l*nks in thw op
>>2118707they said why they were rushing itt, schizo>>2118113 >>2118129
>>2118720Yet you were the one rushing the thread... Who's the shizo now?
>>2118730>Who's the shizo nowyou?I'm none of the people quoted and haven't made a thread in years
quit gooning
>>2119048wouldn't want to waste the thread
>>2117840wife
>Falcons match point>lose in the most spectacular fashionHow can they do it consistently.
>>2118003thorin is a retard who probably played less than 200 hours of CS in 40 years of his life and knows literally NOTHING about the game. the retard unironically thinks that all you have to do to understand CS is to look at stats. it's astonishing that he made a career out of grifting retards with this shit. man's opinion is less than worthless.
>>2118172i am really bad. like 2k ELO and i would rather set myself on fire than play cs on "over 100 fps". it feels like utter shit on anything lower than 360hz/fps.
>>2119135what did he block you for anon
>>2119135>the retard unironically thinks that all you have to do to understand CS is to look at statsthorin is not the dude to say that about at all, he was watching when the stats were garbage and he made the inspiration or precursor to the hltv rankings based on vibes and form on lanI don't ever remember him doing game-blind stats-based b8, that's like mauisnake, voo territory
