PUNISHED Chopper editionhttps://hltv.org
>wake up>remember F0Ze lost
Remember what they took from us
Here's how you filter the 0tard:/[a-z]0+[a-z]/gi;boards:vm
>>2139638praying Gabe will bring them back next year
>>2139643You think they'll do it? Its been a really long time. Even the paid agents have been gone for a long ass time.
it's kind of hilarious how mad you are about your shitter team having a zero put in it's name
>>2139647I think they're too busy working on Dota 3 to focus on other games right now, sadly
>zweih lifegamed against falcons to deny niko another majorBASED GOAT YOUR SACRIFICE WILL BE REMEMBERED
>>2139661Next major will be another magixx lifegame in the final denying NiKo another major
>>2139666niko will rape him next if he does so
>>2139638are you the reddit schizo that posts this over and over every day on ever cs sub
dazed is on a meth binge, watching twitch and "exposing barbarian hosts controlled by AI"say what you will about the man but he's never been boring. oh well, i hope that couple of grand in skins was worth it to be buckbroken for eternity.
>>2139692Why isnt anyone telling him hes schizophrenic? Is that word not allowed on Twitter?
>>2139701they've been saying that for months, it's reached the point where it's just too grim (his mental state not the player) so there's no point
Skincels have been BTFO yet again by valve
>>2139628Based>>2139641Filtered>>2139655Farce clan fans really are that retarded and buck broken.
tier 2/3 might get flooded with women nowyou ready?
really don't understand how zweih is this hated he wasn't even that bad was on the same level of magixx constantly shit but then has a random lifegame
>>2139858the problem is that his teamplay is much worse, which makes him not worth itimo, his personality is probably an issue too, he seemed like he's content with his level and didn't really show willingness to improvestill, he's got enough talent and time to bounce back in tier2
>>2139683>freely admitting that you browse reddit dailykys
>>2139666based, we will be there
>>2139666It was called life tournament because it's exactly that, it's not happening again.
>>2139638dang, that nostalia feel.also balkans? can't be the official name, train is in russia, they look like churkas
>>2139638this is the most disgusting example of valve laziness. factions are part of Counter-Strike since the beginning.
>>2139853GOOD
Spirot niggas be like "haha look at failclowns doing no PC bootcamps" and then they'll try to convince you an offline 6 month no PC IGL bootcamp for magixx with no official games is the real shit
https://xcancel.com/kjaerbyecs/status/2001886037669446066SMOKED
>>2140029I don't recognize this animepls understand that I only know k-nazi and rape bochi but I haven't watched either of them
>>2140037The anime title is "BanG Dream! It's MyGO!!!!!"
https://x.com/Ozzny_CS2/status/2002043490969198679ngl chopper needs to suck hallys dick daily for the fact that he chose him to be on donks teama single guy changed their entire life
>>2140102based
>>2140102>a single guy changed their entire lifeand that one guy is sh1ro
oh look another retard that married asap
Chopper bros... Time will give us the reason...When magixx and donk inevitably get raped by Vitality again, hally will come crawling back.
>>2140148>lip filler
>>2140149based false flagger
>>2140149Mashallah brother. Chopper is already familiar with the PUNISHED way of life.
>>2139853is she retardedare youthe business model of academy teams is taking mechanically gifted players and teaching them structure and teamplayshe spent 3 years learning cs full time with legit coaches, but she's a 1.05 k/d player in esea main and her team got demoted last season. the knowledge is there, the mechanical ability isn't
>>2140193get out
>>2140196t. nip management to their impact team
>>2140188he is familiar with toggling his way into tier 1 teamshttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2616078334?t=5h34m30shttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2616078334?t=5h37m58snow that his bald ass is gone magixx will have to enable the cheats to give info to donk
>>2140188what tardwrangling russian zoomers does to a nigga
>>2140203Is this ironic shitposting? What exactly is supposed to be suspicious here? He's listening to sounds. Literally no one moves a muscle even with the supposed info he's getting there.
>>2140221he's posting bait, no one's that retarded
>>2140193fun fact, all women's team get bumped to advanced in s56 because they have prior VRS ranking
>>2140221>>2140223>hovering your crosshair on walls and smokes? nothing suspicious buddy. stop bating
>>2140245me redyou blue
>>2140245you won't get me, I know what you're doingno one is this dumb
>>2140245based truthnuker
>>2140249>no one is this dumb bro. looking at walls is normal, they might materialize through it
>>2140102fake letter, he's been sent into a gulag
>>2140245>yeah let me shit in front of everybody during a lancome on.... he's just expecting a flash
>>2140256do you have anything where more than 20% of the players in the clip still play cs and it's not obvious why they're doing it like in >>2140203
>>2140269he smoothly moves past where the guy is to jerkily stop nowhere near him. he's obviously not hacking there
>>2140279absolutely not.
Realistically speaking, how easy would be to cheat at a big event like StarLadder, ESL, etc? I guess in the old days it could've been easier since the tournaments were kinda raw and low quality. But now I don't think so... Specially since there appears to be cameras at all angles so people would caught on if there was something fishy.
>>2140257grimstill, VP could definitely use an IGL
>>2140297tons of cameras, referees watching the players, metal scanned before you play, and too complicated of an anticheat system to bribe someone or know when your hacks are safe
>>2140297imo the only way to cheat is through some vibrating anal beads with someone in the crowd indicating which bombsites are getting targeted. using wallhacks or aimbots or things like that is impossible and anyway those players have just way way too much to lose if they get caught.
>>2140297m0nesy was caught with a plug once but it was cleared after it niko talked to the admins
>>2140324>>2140328
>>2140338the goat does it for the love of the game #fazeup
>>2140338so those weren't facial ticks after all, dude was edging mid round.
Here's your chance to rape ropz and flamez, /magog/
>>2140348>nobody applies
does gla1ve stand a chance
>>2140358maybe no
>>2140297It would be mentally exhausting, even with a great cheat, playing on t1 while needing to constantly think about being careful to not expose yourself in front of 10thousands people watching and admins sounds like a second job
fraudsuke?
>>2140455
data nonces be like "yeah we should totally sign this guy, he has big ADR in tv room"
>>2140457>zypoo just sits and waits for his team to set up killsbiggest fraud out there ngl
>>2140475that's not what that chart says vro
Its Hallys fault for getting zweih signed in the first placeauraless doughboyspirit needed to match donks freak and instead they wasted the last 6 months of his timei honestly thought chopper was a decent caller and fragger but their ct setups were so fucking passive and uninspired compared to say vitality or navi. thats not even entirely his fault though, its also their coach and analyst+shiro and zweih being the biggest pussies in t1
donk really had dat niqqa as his rookie prediction
>show up>cuck niko>leaveincredibly based
>>2140511niko is cursed. a miracle always happens to screw him over.
Anybody autistic enough to make a compilation of all of niko's eliminations at the major?
-mirage +cache
loba won btw
Looking at the evidence it's obvious Makazze abused radar either directly(likely) or indirectly via teammates(he definitely was in on it)
>>2140525-train +cache
ANCIENT IS OUT RETARDS
Damn, Valve raped Twistzz
-inferno-mirage-dust
thorin sisters crying again
>>2140524currently watching all the times niko got eliminated in majors maybe in preparation of doing myself a compilation and what a nostalgia trip, very kino, all those old players I forgot, pimp playing, thorin sounding human still, etc....
>>2140622why does he sound passive agressive here?
>>2140634what's happening?
>>2140640because you're bad at recognizing your own projections and biases
Faze confirmed dimes drawers
>>2140644I want to believe he's bitter and he wants twistz to get reminded of his cuck souvenir. but otherwise yes.
>>2140646ET TU ROPZ
>>2140646karrigan grooping stabz to try to get latest vitality strats
>>2140650wow people really don't give a fuck about vitality. "eras drive viewership" my ass
Yuge things coming sqqn...
>>2140646you can clearly see that ropz still likes faze more than vitality he said he barely slept and felt nervous all day on final day
>>2140667>he said he barely slept and felt nervous all day on final dayThat's because he knows that traitors will be hanged at dawn.
>>2140662>>2140667women brains
>>2140680sorry bro but mezi zywoo flamez are charisma blackholes even jcobb is more interesting
Why are F0Zekeks still coping? Nigga get over it, you lost.
>>2140684>>2140680
Faze are the bonnie blue of counter strike
>>2140667I'm pretty sure he was nervous in Austin, it was insane pressure on everyone, but especially him bc he lost 2 in a rowAfter that he finally won CS2 Major, I think nobody in Vitality doubted they will win Budapest final
>>2140702there was an interview of him saying what i said
>>2140702most players can't sleep before a major final. and it's not really an issue performance wise.
>>2140348i kinda like ropz because he's an autist like me but the dude has no charisma
>>2140718his charisma is that he was(is) a racist gamer
>>2140718>but the dude has no charismalol who cares, are you a girl?
someone hacked nikos instagram and saw these DMs
had a dream i was raping donk irl
>>2140646What even is this? I see a V and I think it's Valorant related because I can't think of anything CS related that starts with V.>>2140652>I want to believe he's bitter>posts this on the day of major grand finallmao lol evenrain is not the type to hold a grudge
>>2140740faze logo is 2 centimeters away from giving the finger
>>2140690in that they can fuck anybody any given sunday
>>2140688>you lost
>>2140755>faze winning on sundaysnot in the last 2 years nigga
>>2140722source
https://xcancel.com/kjaerbyecs/status/2002100097358983187It's been all day and they literally are not helping this nigga kek
>>2140781>he finna get that deserved vac ban after all these yearskino
>>2140774didn't ask for your thirdworld or eu (but I repeat myself) opinion
>>2140806seething fOzejeet
>>2140813>cheaters>drug addicts>match fixer>race mixerworst cs era
>>2140740In a recent interview rain said it was on sight with karrigan, eddie han and frozen for backstabbing him
>>2140813Why is shroud so popular these days? He never won shit
>>2140832he was one of the first pros to leverage streaming, he would be gone for a few months at a time traveling to tournaments and come back to a stream with thousands of viewers (big at the time) wanting to hear him talk about it
shaqbros......
>>2140832jewish hacker
>>2140779ai slop
>>2140832He was basically Donk before Donkhttps://youtu.be/vdu6f7Z0lzQ?si=G0qG8U_pjdeT8R_J&t=99
>>2140832he was the best player in the world at one point>m-muh s0mpletwo words, multikill potential
post THAT gif
>>2140897
>>2140640Not Rain nigga he's a real one
realistically, did twistzz actually do more to get to the finals than rain?
>>2140650>>2140662>>2140667>>2140684This is why I 0post. You niggas are insufferable.
Does anybody else here love donk? I love him so much and I get so sad when people hate on him since he's so new to it all :(. Is it gay to think like this? I swear I'm not gay. I feel like I just have more empathy than most of the ogres living in Europe
>>2141043No it's not gay but your post is incredibly gay.
>>2141043I like him but I enjoy seeing him in pain, I still enjoy watching him happy, same with niko actually.weird
>>2141043I'm gay and I like DonkeyI hope NiKo FUCKS his gay ass next year.
>>2141043he's my favorite player but you sound kinda gay
I think hltv are gonna fuck donk>you can bring into the conversation of who's the more important piece to their team angle, obvious answer there, who was the best player at more tournaments, obvious answer the other way
>Falcons>MOUZ>MongolZLmao
>>2141208pooria is the bigger kwab doebeit
https://steamcommunity.com/id/fenss/add me to play some cs
https://files.catbox.moe/xtaewg.mp4
>>2141298>you played good today, Ilya>you smell and look good today tooNiko needs to keep this shit in the bedroom
>>2141287I would but I'm a straight up jobber in premier
>>2141301we're just drunk retards having fun, hop on bro
>>2141287>rdr2>squad>dayzbased, shan't be seen playing with a weeb tho
>>2141040what about "people like watching faze" is insufferableis it because they don't like watching your favorite team
niko's goneonly magiskI can't believe it
>hey nerd, get over here and rub our feet
f0z3 clan lost lelmao
>>2141554Tech girl scares me
>>2141043hi freya
I watched mezii's pov on inferno in the final, this has to be the most accidental lifegaming I have ever seen. smoke kills, ennemies looking away at the right time, ennemies swarmed. I think there are only two 1v1 occurances, this is nuts.
>>2141589freya is married to an older dude, cs fans certainly disgust her.
-dust2-inferno+cache+vertigopossibly the mirage rework too, but it will never be removed from the pool just replaced when finished
>>2141667what are the worse maps for spirit?
-m0rage-inf0rno+snowy cobble +sub zero
-ancient-train+prodigy+cache
>>2141477They were down. They were out. THAT’S A 3v5 RETAKE OF THE B BOMB SITE!
>>2141554>picnow imagine switching one of them out with donaI just don't see it... she'll never be the fmc
>>2141687soul
Aurora status?
>>2141885mad they spent money on ef only for them to play like ass and skip events
>>2141676>+Subzer0K-kino.....
>that dream again>infinite AK bullets>all the enemies with their backs turned>my spray is always on point>yet none of the bullets hit>keep spraying>keep not hitting>niko turns around and sends a .50 caliber bullet from his deagle straight through my skull>I hear mauisnake in the background calling for my resignation
>>2141968>niko turns around and sends a .50 caliber bullet from his deagle straight through my skullhow you know it's a dream
>Banks is casting a Geoguessr tournamentWhat the hell
anybody else get this fucking ad stuck on the hltv?i've had it with his face, get this FREAK away from me, get IT off my peripheral vision.
>>2139624dont queue faceit tomorrow
>>2142111why
Niko will get his major win and there's nothing (You) can do about it.
>>2142132im going to eliminate him in the winter 2026 major
>>2142135floppy...
>>2142132any day now, he'll get the last one before cs3 pushes him into retirement. 75th time's the charm
>>2142132I'm convinced this mofo is gonna get the good ending story. winning 3 majors in a row right before he retires.
>>2142174name 3 (3) players who this happened to
>>2142182apex
>>2142182in counter strike? I don't know. but messi was the niko of international football until they rigged it for him. if only niko had a di maria in his team.
>>2142183we gotta airdrop math textbooks into france?
>>2142132>PGL Singapore Major, December 13, 2026, Singapore Indoor Stadium
>PGL Singapore Major>Falcons are leading 12-0 in the 5th map>pistol round>niko gets 4 kills>the 5th opponent's location is known>they can easily kill him but they want to offer the ace to niko>niko approachs>he spots the ennemy >he's about to finally win the major>suddenly Teses gets a VAC ban>the game is stopped by the admin>Teses had been cheating the whole year to inflate his rating to not get kicked>the major is cancelled on the spot.
>>2142261the good ending
>>2142193true, unfortunately for Niko you can't get penalties in CS, he'll have to win it fairly
Can't play this shit anymore.I get so fucking angry I get headaches.Getting matched with a bunch of top 1000 players every faceit game is not fun at all. I'd rather be low elo and enjoy this game. Barely scrapping 10 kills every fucking game can't do fucking anything right.Just going to be a singeplayer unc from now on.
>>2142331have you played with any pros?
>>2142331Just play office, its kino. I was getting burnt by the mirage/dust2 sweat fest until I jumped into office and my love for the game grew again.
>>2142331if you keep doing what you're doing of course you're gonna hate itget in the hyperbolic time chamber
>>2142351Nigga looks like a fallout ghoul here
>>2142360gta filter
>>2142331For me the game is fun (because i'm a bot and still learn new tricks every day), but following the pro scene became boring to me. I think i will only watch Majors this next year and stop reading news completely. I want to be surprised with roster shuffles and who's gonna be good in 6 months.
its voo WHAT!?
>>2142403nice
https://youtu.be/9Sg7-vs-aUcalex is a million times better discussing the actual ins and outs of the game instead of the hot take first take garbage he puts out on lfn
>>2142410>alex
>>2142410he's literally doing word for word stephen a smith impressions, he doesn't care what's better, just what gets him paidand he's a manlet
>>2142410>retarded self-centered mutt can only produce retarded self-centered takesShoker
>>2142415ellenberg>>2142417yep he and thorin are played out
>>2142421>ellenbergI know, we don't use familiarity here. it's maui or manletsnake.
>>2142421>he and thorin are played outthorin is genuine (or as genuine as an autist can get)this is what maui aspires to https://youtube.com/watch?v=6PP4RT-vv-o&t=21https://xcancel.com/Mauisnake/status/2001698083126874589
>>2142432you can just sort thorins youtube by oldest and see how he was before he decided to adopt a skip bayless persona
>>2142410wow, is that mauisnake???we love mauisnake here!
>>2141822IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE IMPOSSIBLE!
>finally settle on the right graphics settings + crosshair>now realize the problem was monitor induced motion blur all along>tinker with all the variables>find out the fastest OD mode feels SNAPPY and FAST as fuck >but it makes the game look like your drugs are about to kick in with color fringing and all the textures standing out>going back feels unresponsive as shitHow do you deal with this? Are you all on OLED/juiced up TN panels? Apparently all those high refresh rate IPS panels like I have can't actually keep up with their refresh rates at all.
>>2142515>Are you all on OLED/juiced up TN panels?I have a regular monitor.
>>2142517No such thing exists anymore
>>2142521Then how do you explain how mine exists?
Guys who is winning highlight of the year?? also where are zywoo highlights he should have some after winning so many events
>>2142528Surely they can port over Zywoo's P250 play from CSGO to CS2
Some play for trophies, some play for highlights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYqwyl_FXF0non era believers btfo
>>2142651shit video, they surpassed themselves. the austin video was so much better.
Yanko just said that donk was SEETHING after that mirage game...
>>2142651WTF is that thing on the right???
It's finally up...The return of Ma Sheng...The new commander of the Green...https://youtu.be/R91zyeje9eI?si=Ntk12DGRfQS4icS9
>>2142742kek
What's that white shit under Ropz' left eye?
>Chinese call FaZe the Galactic Battleship Based
https://www.twitch.tv/magixxlff/clip/DreamyReliableWebThunBeast-rMIOVvaZX4eDfyGe
ITS UP! ITS FUCKING UP! FAZE THE FUCK UP BOYS!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWBsNfhxo5E
>>2142780Didn't this team lose? lol
>>2142788They won our hearts
>>2142730what did he say, there was morr to it after the tilt everyone saw live?
>>2142775i can do that
>>2142813moses added that maybe because of such a yuge seethe from donk the changes were this radical and quick
>niko with deagle is so shi-ACK!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHg_W5P-Shw&t=405s
>>2142875spawn camping faggot
>>2142826could bei know one of the things a captain should do is keep the team cool and levelheaded but honestly i wouldn't even blame chopper for that, there is a limit to how much you can tardwrangle a person, donk was way out of line.i am actually surprised he lasted that long when you look at the personalities on Spirit since 2023, because from interviews and stuff you can see he's the only adult in there (even though he has a gay anime girl mousepad, i don't know what's up with that)
>>2142875every inspect spamming retard should be given 100 lashes per inspect
>>2141446Are you acting retarded on purpose? You're telling me the f0ze posters here AREN'T annoying?
>>2142376>I want to be surprised with roster shuffles and who's gonna be good in 6 months.good idea
>>2142788L0L!!!!!!
fOze niggas gettin pressed fr
k w a bwab
>>2142912talk shit get put down like a dogwhat a bitch kek
>>2142891/[a-z]0+[a-z]/gi;boards:vm
>>2142912Huh didn't know f0ttigan was talking shit about donk's physique. I used to feel bad for him after watching that crying clip but now I don't, fuck him.>>2142920no one cares bitch
>>2142912donk is the only player to make karrigan cry
>>2142920>has the filter>still opens the post to replybitchmade fr fr
>>2142920I think you misunderstood what I meant by f0ze posters.I meant the anons unironically spamming their support for f0ze.Not gigachads like us making fun of you f0zetards. Hope this helps.
extremely low iq thread rn, please start watching maui bros and let's get that number up
>>2142934reddit spacing
>>2142937This meme has been thoroughly deboonked. You're just an ESL.
Makkwabze
>>2142980fake news
>>2142980I'm praying this happens. makazze isn't good enough for the NaVi Nation. NaVi needs to feel like a family and he doesn't possess those traits I'm afraid
>>2143050?????? nigga stfu
>>2143055stfu makazze, you're shit and zweih owns you.
>>2143061zweight got gaped at the major and kicked swiftly afterMonkey style Makazze was one of the top performers at the majorWE here at /magog/ and /navination/ love Makazze
>>2143109Faze raped and gaped Makkaze
>>2143055>>2143109can we hear from someone who doesn't identify with makazze because of his skin color and ugliness
>>2140148>asaphes 26 retard
>>2143172Hello. I'm white and beautiful and I believe makazze has what it takes to make NaVi great again.
>>2143189nt w0nderful
>>2143172Why don't we hear from the prince of Agartha himself?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tenwRelSlbI
>>2143172So his physical appearance is your only critique. I accept your concession.
>>2143227how could you misunderstand such a simple post
>>2143230I understood it perfectly fine retardbro.
>>2143238you very clearly didn't, or you made an even more insubstantial and conceding post than you say I did
>>2143240I'm not going to go back and forth on this uggomeister, you may have the last word.
kyousuke deserves rookie of the year
>>2143296Niko raped him so hard his aim crashed
>>2143306Did m0NESY suffer the same fate?
>el0ge bannedgrim
Jesus FUCKING Christ! The Vitality major Victory vlog is struggling to break 60k views. This is not good guys. This team has no fans. They're killing CS. A FaZe or Spirit vlog would be at 500k viewers already. This is a JOKE!
tranny clan lostdeal with it
>>2143177..i thought he's 18
>>2143385How are you surprised by this? French, full of milquetoast personalities (aside from apEX) and they play a fairly boring CS with few individual highlights.
chinggis about to get gghao'd if the extremesland grand finalhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2388773/jijiehao-vs-chinggis-warriors-zowie-extremesland-asia-open-2025
>Sources: 100 Thieves close in on literally who
>>2143439I never heard of this guy and when HLTV posted their talents list I knew like 90% of the players
here come dat boiiii
>>2143439>>2143449it's not like he's been hidden, kids been playing wellalso he's been mentioned a bithttps://www.hltv.org/player/23397/poiii#tab-newsBox
>>2143426JieJieHao also won this tournament last year iirc (bit different line up) and they beat LV and RA there, or someone like thatshame it's unranked because they would jump in points significantly, and there were far worse point farming LANs that were ranked (liek the Portuguese meme cups organized by rmn)
>>2143385yes but only because spirit have great vlogs, same as faze. the vitality cs youtube content is just very bad. they managed to make a vlog about winning the major without having ropz saying a single word. This is incredible. Or the players have huge power and don't want to partake in that shit I don't know.
>>2143385The whole team is a carisma vacuum (except for apex)
Banks just said that zywoo is not even top 2 of all time.
>>2143702>apexdoesn't count since anyone on drugs got charisma and is fun
>>2143737Rob Banks
>>2143741what was teh tournament when Banks told that story of being attacked and ending up in hospital? was it Antwerp Major?
https://x.com/CS2News_EN/status/2002756601472819445zased
>>2143825kek i love this dude
>we got six seven at homeplease laugh
Is this swag?
>>2143855trash crosshair trash skin
>>2143855Get this poorfag skin off me telly NOW. This is a real ak skin.
>>2143876>f0ze stickergrim
>>2143876>awful charm placement>awfully retarded cheap ass faze sticker placement>not stI know a kwab when I see one
>>2143880>>2143881Keep SEETHING vitality trannies, your team will never draw any dimes.
>>2143886But I am a ShroudTranny thougheverbeit
>>2143825he already has 0 authority in that team, he is the most experienced as a player but acts and feels the same as every other ghoul depre??ed zoomer. this will be a disasterclass for the ages. without chopper as at least some kind if a middleman this team is completely controlled by hally kek.
>>2143893You whole take was already deconstructed and exposed in recent talking counter episodefuck off.
>This post is advertising or begging.
fuck off back to your own general skin fags
>nigga spends hours listening to 3 drunk retards talk
>>2143896as if those guys know anything. I don't know anything aswell but for me it was a panic move to appease donk. donk probably stopped talking to chopper and threw him under the bus.
Yes they actually know much more than all of you broke ass boomers combined
>>2143938le power of friendship isn't enough.
>>2143876Holy shit you actually managed to pick the ONE skin that is worse than the Asimov>>2143833>six sevenI keep seeing 6 7 everywhere but I don't get the joke. Please explain.
tick tock!
>>2143949>I keep seeing 6 7 everywhere but I don't get the joke. Please explain.there is no joke about it. it's just a kid who said 67 once, it somehow got popular and now the joke is to say 67 randomly.
90 down, 10 to go. always out there grinding.
>>2143825I love this fat nigga like you wouldn't believe.>>2143893What makes you think he's depressed? He's always chill and happy and smiling. Either way anything is an improvement over ch0pper.
>>2144038>What makes you think he's depressed?he's russian
>>2143565>they managed to make a vlog about winning the major without having ropz saying a single wordthat's basedif I was ropz I'd have hoped for the same thing
this so called rostermania is fucking boring, where's the new map pool and crazy changes
we're back
>>2144229is this the 4th time he's pretended to "come back"?
>>2144229#WelcomeToBetBoom
>>2144229>22/23/24Someone tell the goat it's 2026.
Who does Mouz even bring in? Senzu? JL? Pull the trigger and try out Nocries?
>>2144339-brollan-xertion-jimpphat+karrigan+twistzz+frozen
>>2144367no thank you
>>2144367i hope this happens+karrigan+jcobbb+broky
>>2144467no thank you
https://youtu.be/MfE644l_2Ds?t=3144boring rostermania confirmed, seems falcons won't become truly competitive any time soon
I woke up from a coma and found out chopper actually got benchedDoes anyone have the post where the benching got revealed to /cs2g/
>>2144587board is so slow the thread is probably still upotherwise it should just be 1-2 threads ago, just look archives
>>2144589that reminds me i need to do a quick goon sesh to sjokz in the previous thread
Faze raped Navi so hard their roster imploded
>>2144626He's just re-signing with NaVi. The death of NaVi is happening before our very eyes. The future of our legendary org is in the hands of a Romanian midget and an obese Albanian. What happened to the org I grew up with. Where have all the legends gone?
>>2144339flamezheavygod
Well /magog/, why?
scene so dead during the player break i'm watching eternal fire academy
>>2144676yeah I dont think people make that type of tweet unless its a resign with same teamhasnt IM had overall positive impact in game this year? the problem usually has been wonderful doesnt carry while all the navis competition has awp that carries + other rifler superstars
>>2143956it originates from a nigger "song" where a junkie retard mumbles random sentences about being more proficient at murder than the other junkie retards, bragging about owning various "luxury" items and other staples of The Culture.
>>2143949>I keep seeing 6 7 everywhere but I don't get the joke. Please explain.6 million down, 7 more to go
Will navi make roster moves? Surely, right?
>>2144876
>>2144879yes it's pretty much confirmed -iM
>>2144879why would team that made it to major semis make a roster changenow that wonderful will carry every game they'll surely win some trophies
>>2144935Maybe because they haven't won a trophy since October 2024. This isn't some meme org. It's fucking NaVi.
>cousin marriage is legal>still get incestuous trait for marrying my cousin
>>2145031wrong thread but that's weird unless it's your first cousin but even then the genetic differences should prevent inbreeding issues
>>2144229he's pretty calm today, smoking some good shit probably
>>2145051>teammates throwingwew
the final black pill to cs2 and all competitive shooters is that your reflexes and precision have a hard genetic limit and you will reach a point where you never get better even after thousands of hours or your gains become very incremental at bestall competitive shooters are essentially a pissing contest to see who was randomly born with the highest limits. gamesense and closing the knowledge gap will only get you so far and that is not far enough to be considered "good".
>>2145072My wife Bocchi
>>2145072my cumslut onahole bocchi
>>2145072complete bsCS is not an aimlabs drill challengein fact there is even one guy who is apparently great at aiming and respected among that community (minigod or something) and when i checked his faceit he is like barely level 10, worse than me who have shit aimif you compare to real sports, aim challenges where only reflex and genetics matter is something like 100m sprint, and CS is like football or similar team sports where you need skill beyond just shooting good or running fast.
>responding to bedobait pic and schizobait post
>>2145107sorry
>>2145096elige actually has pretty high rankings on the voltaic benchmarks (nova) and yeah he still sucks lol. it's literally all mental
ropz is 26 nowIs it over?
>>2145072>Bocchi the redditleave
>>2145153for what?
>>2145162For my homosexual fantasies as he is now too old.
>>2145072The beauty of CS is that it's more a game of timing, positioning, and mental resilience than it is reflexes and raw aim mechanics. Pure aim can only get you so far. There's a lot of mechanically cracked players who hit a ceiling because they failed in the more cerebral elements of CS.
>>2145119elige is a retard. he grinded that fancy stuff for minimum to no gains. real good aim people like niko and ropz only play dm and aimbotz to practice aim while strafing, getting used to the cs maps, getting used to the weapons and getting used to the crosshair placement. what elige played is some trash fancy stuff where you stay still and aim at things that change position drastically and unnaturally for cs>>2145072even if you are an average nigga (mid aim, mid iq) you can still be good. at best you can be some mezii, teses, hunter or yuurih tier player
aww shit, monkeyzze boutta get clapped by simpGOAT
>>2145188nothing beats dm, but aim trainers are still good for isolating and getting reps for specific movements that don't happen often in game
>>2145189their playing together bro
esea bros we are so back
CS2 streamer niggas be like - please don't gamble, it's a disease and it ruins lives... BUT IN CASE YOU DO, USE MY PROMO CODE ON MONEYSINK.GG AND GET 10 FREE SPINS NOW!
Faze raped Navi so hard their IGL is getting eyed by Falcoons
>>2145330>noko under aleksibit would never work
>>2144523>seems falcons won't become truly competitive any time soonJOMSTMB
Faze back on the top 5 baby#FazeUp
>sp0r0t
>>2145347???????????????????
>>2145248>nocriesThere’re still astroturfing him lmaoMost of the na hub hates him now btw he barely speaks english and they all know he cheated
>>2145347alright you gon havta explain this one
>>2145361
>>2145347>hltv rankingfuck off it's been irrelevant since the introduction of the vrs
>>2145347>falcons>won barely anything of substance >elimed by spirit>#3lool
>>2145383they made two finals and top 8 Major
>>2145404lol
>>2145330Is aleksib cashing out on cs? Everyone knows Falcons is one of the most kwabbed teams, so this is career suicide.
>>2145449After igling jloser to a major win his next challenge is finally getting one for choko
>>2145459Niko bros... Is Aleksib...The chosen one?
>>2145360doesn't he study in america how does he not know englishbut yeah nocries was such a industry plant people really want a new donk, same with this new swedish guy
I really wish 3dmax was good. The shittalking they had vs Vitality early in the season was great entertainment.
niggas talking like niko is the problemthe reason why aleksib failed in g2 was because aleksib is not the giga smart igl niggas pretend him to be. if aleksib is truly going to falcons then they need to bring a smart coach like b1ad3 to help aleksib with the strats and game structure. if he is gonna work alone without a coach (like back in g2 with xtqzzz and probably soon with fraudnic) then he is likely to fail again
>>2145491Zonic will help with the strats
>>2145491Falcons will never work with structure. They aren’t those kinds of players, unironically they need snax.
falcons +blade +aleksidiscuss
>>2145491>it was zonic>it was snax and taz>it was hooxi>it was amanek and jackz>it was guardian, or neo, or was it adren>it was karrigan>it was denis and spidii
>>2145474>same with this new swedish guyMaiL09? He is good. He seems more like a ropz than a donk desu.
g2 -malbs +im ???
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>>2145606kek
>>2145566this skinny nigga better
>>2145607that is so fucking gayat least take them to a range if you're gonna do a photoshoot
SQQN...
>>2145628
i hear that your skill in conter stirik decides your place in the hierarchy in russia and thus also decides how much respect you get and how many girls you getis it fair to say that donk has a harem of hundreds of thousands of russian women? or does he have more?
>>2145330dude only won a major because the kovacs peeked him.
state of na cs: https://www.youtube.com/live/eqm_ZM6_iys?si=Ggii1_jIwRjFEcx7
>>2145347>hltv ratingliterally doesn't count
>>2145669cope russkie
>>2145330I believe this. There is no way Falcoons don't make at least one roster change.Also fuck you Hiroshima these new captchas are ass.
>>2145728you really believe that niko and monesy want aleksib to be thier igl again? they're only known failure with him.
>>2145731>you really believe that niko and monesy want aleksib to be thier igl again?No but I'm also sure that their saudi paymasters don't care what the want either. They want a star studded roster of winners.
>>2145737then why did they buy niko and monesy?
>>2145794Gay sex
Falcons bros... I guess it wasn't meant to be....
>>2145964
>>2145964>>2145989we're safe, zonicbros
>>2145459As much as I hate jLoser, he's certainly a serviceable rifler who doesn't choke under pressure, unlike n0k0.
>>2146040He literally choked under the pressure so much he retired, what the fuck do you mean
>>2146040https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/events/19206/jl?playoffMatchType=PLAYOFFS
The Vitality major winning vlog has been overtaken in views by a random Spirit content vlog in less than 12 hours. Haha Vitality has 0 fans. What a shit org.
>>2146131we don't bot our channels unlike them pesky russians, kek
>>2146131Don't check the NaVi YouTube viewership. It's even worse. Guess that's what happens when you sign soulless players. Nobody wakes up and thinks "Yeah lemme watch some makazze and iM content". Soulless international losers
>>2146140>we
>>2146144oui
>>2146140Vitality actually does bot their views that's the funny part. Their 800k views era video has 300 comments and 6k likes. Compare that to Spirit's Major winning vlog with 800k views. 2300 comments and 35k likes. Vitality are literally viewbotting to make it seem like they have a fanbase
>>2146131Yeah lmao. Vitality's YT channel is all view botted to hell. FalleN and Karrigan blogs draw more views.
>>2146142
>>2146142Karrigan rapes them in semi finals and then rapes them on views on his personal channel
>>2146131A karrigan blog walking around Budapest has more views than their win highlight blog. KWAB org.
>>2145964better than a half assed move like this retarded rumor suggested, it's amazing that s0mples nonamer friend saying this made so many believe it
>>2145591-malbs +im-paypal +brokymost likeable team of all time>>2145964kek this might be the most sensible move failcl0wns have ever madeconstantly shuffling rosters is a recipe for disaster, you have to give time for it to marinate>>2146045he "retired" because of the bad vibes he created in the team>>2146060This proves nothing?
>>2146150Nigga it's THE PROFESSOR and THE GOAT IGL, of course they get more views.
>>2146260you get that vitality fans think zywoo's the goat in his prime on the most dominant team of all time right
>>2145569it was jks
>>2140832he is talented at videogames and inoffensive so he became a very popular streamer I don't get it because he is the most fucking boring guy ever but his skill draws enough people in apparently
Which pro has the biggest dick? No homo, just wondering who you guys think.
>muh youtube viewskek third world tier cope, the way Godwoo mentally broke f0ze and spir0t fans this year will go down in history
>>2146438How can it go down in history when nobody even watches their vlogs. Everybody already forgot.
>>2146438the funniest thing about zywoo haters is that he turned them into women, they are forced to sound like women to hate on him "omg he has no rizz, nobody cares about him he's not popular!"such a feminine angle of attack.
>>2146447no one even mentioned zywoo, your post is very womanlike I must say
So iM's tweet was just a bait. Seems like NaVi is keeping him. Rough year ahead for NaVi I guess.
>>2146460>feigning ignorance. post your tits.
>>2146427huntert. smooya
>>2146463>dude vitality get so few views on their vlogs despite winning everything lololhow does this equate to the deranged projection you've conjured up? you've made up something to get angry about when there are next to no zywoo haters, only apex or vitality ones, and the reasoning is simply for winning so much not due to lack of flicks from 1 of their 4 star players or his physical appearance
>>2146477nice drivel. cope.
>>2146483lol, you lost
>>2146484I keep winning, you're the one fuming about it. "b-b-b-b-ut look does it really matter? l-l-l-look at the vlogs view!"mentally ill freak.
>>2146488you're not winning at anything in life I am certain of that, a team of players who don't know you exist are. I won this discussion, last reply frog
>>2146491you don't make the rules, you never will. loser.
>>2146441>Everybody already forgot.yeah clearly, we can see from Vitality living rent free in haters' mind 10 days after the final kek
it's like some niggas would rather have their team make shit roster moves and bad management but good "content creation" than the other way around lol. like this anon said >>2146447 part of CS fandom turned into eceleb type shit. i guess that's what happens when you don't even play the game for so long (as i saw many people here pride themselves in) that you can't even enjoy watching the game itself, you need vlogs of donk naming his favorite candy on camera to feel entertained.
>>2146535>this anonboth posts use all lowercase, periods and reddit spacing, you pathetic samefagging dog who do you think you're fooling? kek
>>2146478Did IM write a marriage prenup
>>2146552Yeah
Where the FUCK are all the roster moves. This shit is so lame. I keep refreshing every 30 seconds and nothing every time.
>>2146542seek help
>>2146703you forgot your period, samefagging loser
>>2146708i think you are on your period, you're very moody and emotionally drivenlast (You) for you, darling
who's dick do i have to suck for a nigga to get crosshairstyle 1 back?
>>2146140russians are too dead to bot
>>2146732you don't even realize that changing up your typing style after you've been caught does nothing, how retarded are you? well, I don't care to continue this either, having the thread being kept alive only by some vitalitard spamming f0ze and n0k0 bait every day is boring, be back after player break
fOzetard still think its only one personkwab
goat is live btw
Why do people all of a suddent want cobblestone back? I played the original 2014 release and the subsequent valve "fixes" and all of them played like absolute utter dog shit, which is why the map was removed in the first place, no one wanted to play it. I'm starting to think all this noise is skincel cope thinking that if valves brings back cobble they will also bring back muh dragonlore.
>>2146447kek this is actually true
>>2147082be quiet you fucking tranny
>>2147124kys skincel, you will never get your priceless pixels
>>2147082It's just nostalgia for a better time, valve knows no one played that shit
>>2147082it was fun actually, but dogshit competitively no one would touch it if it was a new map
nOseebros we’re so fking back
>>2146963/ourentertainers/ FaZe Clan. Shartladder are sucking FaZe dick too hard though. They are probably counting double kills as highlights.
>>2147082They were saying the same about agency and almost noone is playing it. I'd prefer assault
>>2147082real niggas want fy_snow
de_sauna
For me, tournament of the year was EWC. What a fucking dinky ass tournament, absolute clown fiesta. From the key breaking to paid crowds, it was so fucking funny.
It literally up: https://youtu.be/LR6Id3wKSvo?si=bs21ncsMJTq81_pY
>this wildcard Jesus Christ it’s over for na
https://x.com/nrgcs2/status/2003554937264095491Bad news just keeps coming
>>2147476After Vitality killed Counter Strike I think that things like Hot Take Point Made and Talking Counter might be the only ones trying to revive it!
Thoughts on b1ad3's room?
>>2147487>After Vitality killed Counter Strikesybau
Zywoo will never be GOAT because Vitrannyti has no fans. Donk has half of asia simping for him, while no one was at the vitality boot in Hong Kong. Spirit is drawing millions of views on YT while vitality has 50k on his major win vid (half of them botted btw). Not even the 0tard with FDS (Faze Derangement Syndrome) can stomach watching vitality. If Zywoo is to save his career he needs to join Furia or Faze.
>>2147573What form of cope is this?
>>2147573Careful frogbro, vitakeks get very pissy when faced with the harsh reality of things...
swag ist goat
>>2145072CS is not fortnite, zoomer retard
>>2147573Both donk and zywoo have mega fag fans. I remember a while ago I was watching a donk faceit vid where he tries to mock one of his teammates over a bad smoke and the entire team proceeds to tell him to fuck off and keep his mouth shut, the comments were full of fags saying "how dare he talk to the donker like that!!" etc, etc. Same as zywoo and his fans on twitter. I hate that pro cs has been infected by this celeb worship fag shit.
>>2147637>I was watching a donk faceit vid where he tries to mock one of his teammates over a bad smoke and the entire team proceeds to tell him to fuck off and keep his mouth shut, the comments were full of fags saying "how dare he talk to the donker like that!!"Link or didn't happen.
I don’t respect pros who pug Like get a life dude don’t you have like scrims to play
>>2147643it was real in my mind
>>2147643>>2147650https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKmZL0coybk
>>2147486The GOAT AWPer of NA is finally in.
>>2147746we've all done it
Christ I hate floating around a tier change on Premier. Last two weeks I'm constantly playing promotion/relegation games. Just got 7 points for playing a match
>>2146787that's me doebeit and I'm not a v0tality fanyou're just a schizo freak>>2146831many are hating on f0zeespecially me till they kick f0ttigan
>>2147573>p00riahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JfDOVlGol8>>2147637I think this is a problem mostly with donk fans because they're russian.>>2147662b0died that freak
>WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY MY NAME>HAS THE MEMORY GONE? ARE YOU FEELING NUMB?>GO ON, CALL MY NAME>I CAN'T PLAY THIS GAME, SO I ASK AGAIN>WILL YOU SAY MY NAME?>HAS THE MEMORY GONE? ARE YOU FEELING NUMB?>OR HAVE I BECOME INVISIBLE?
>>2148327
>>2148327they are so fucking gay
>>2148354
>Ermmmmmmmm...play like ropz you heckin' chud!why are they like this?
>>2148362He's copying that "Don't AWP like s1mple, awp like dev1ce" video. Just slop content acting like they're saying something profound
Apex, Aleksi, Karrigan—ain’t none of ’em ever won NadeKings challenge...
>>2148370>Just slop content acting like they're saying something profoundsounds like something elige would be willing to promote
>>2148370why so negative anon it's just a way to illustrate different styles of play
>>2148370He's making bank with low effort videos while this doo is seething in /magog/ lol
just remembered f0ze clan lost lol
>>2148418>why so negative anon it's just a way to illustrate different styles of play
>play CS for 12 years, over 5k hours>still haven't found a sensitivity to stick too and my spray still sucks
>>2148490n-niko??
>>2148437What a run though, bet it's gonna be more remembered than vitality winning
>>2148537vitality are just extremely forgettablelike i didn't even remember they won the last major but i sure as fuck remember shanghai, more faze kino coincidentallythe hype of ropz jumping awpmagixx almost winning it but 1hpshiro clutching vs broky to redeem himself
welcome back floppy
so who yall got #20
>>2148560fuck you
>>2148544i don't remember anything Faze has done in this whole year before December, except beating Spirit that time on rain's last tournamenteven Eternal Fire / Aurora had more interesting results
>>2148613
>>2148575
>>2148437yes lol f0ze lost haha>>2148613I don't remember any result other than this fluke run
niggas acting like faze simple wasn't legendary
>>2148544Its been 10 days since the major ended and niggas are still talking about faze. Whether its seethe or praise, but faze lives rent free in /magog/. THENNOWFOREVER
https://xcancel.com/readtldr/status/2003834888034955470
FaZe? The Main Character of CS.
>>2148705kek
>>2148710cute and canon...
>Now lets see Vitalities fan art!>An uncomfortable pause followed.>Only the hum of the room remained.>The air went still.>Time seemed to stop.
rent free
f0zetrannies can't win with skill so now they are like "uhh we get more views just like marvel movies" lol
>>2148707even valve are faze fans
I’m going to commission a donk x zywoo doujin
Happy holidays lads
>>2148735vitatrannies will somehow someway find this offensive...
>>2148739>see k0rrigan>vita lurking in your mind rent freeholy kek
fuck my stupid lonely chud life i cant even play cs today
told you b1t was in
>>2148798That kind of means that elige is out since his only achievement this year was sending faze into a graveyard spiral
https://www.twitch.tv/ropzstabz is streaming right now
>>2148806GODZ
traitz just said that donk is the best thing that happened to cs in 25 years
>>2148806HE JUST SAID SHALOM KEK
>>2148803he was never making it but it pushes out torszi most likely, yekindar or kyousuke tomorrow
>buys one of the most expensive house cat breedsthis dude
niggas still thinking f0ze is a real team lolthat lucky run was twistzz and frozen carrying 3 bums and the occasional br0ky and jc0bbb lifegaming some rounds.
>>2148821is he compensating for something
>>2148825>car>clothes>a catyes
>>2148806>5 FaZe gold stickers></3...
>>2148821looks like a normal cat to me. what breed is that?
>>2148843bengal
speak english you white devil!
I don't play CS so I don't care.
>>2148821Niggerman Jr.
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>>2148806I'm not giving this TRAITOR any views. He backtabbed his faze brothers, the clan, the jersey and the fans to go to a completely sovless org. FUCK THIS RAT.
Vitality are the 90s Bulls of CSthreepeat is coming
>>2148806>CS Major back to back defending champion is streaming minecraftdead game?
>>2148685*f0ze s0mpleand no, broky is much more entertaining and better for the vibes>>2148728kek truly pathetic>>2148822f0ze gonna crash and burn till they kick f0ttigan>>2148832zamn
>Fuck FaZe, we hate hate FaZe hereBASED ROPZ
ropz just burned a faze jersey live on stream bros
this nigga ropz is really playing ranked minecraft speedrun bruh oh my days
>>2149001GOAT
is we finna cope if magixx is mid or is we finna seethe if magixx is mid
>>2149027He cannot be mid lol are you crazy?
>>2149027Mid is better than choppers trash
>>2148975vitality are the okc of cs
>>2149042copethe Woo is Jordan in his Pippen (ropz) era now
ropz said who the goat is…
>>2149117...flusha.
>>2149027mid > trash (ch0pper)>>2149032great minds think alike frend0
>>2149088zywoo is fta (effective but casuals dgaf)ropz is caruso (bald)whatever their freak coach is called is presti (autist)flamez is jdub (fruity)mezii is chet (loves black pussy)apex is lu dort (anger management issues)
>>2149088>>2149158and with ropz being caruso, spinx is obviously giddey (pedo)
caught a glimpse of the /magog/ on ropz' stream
>>2149117swag
>>2149117Shroud
why does ropz say donk is the best player?https://clips.twitch.tv/TenaciousConsideratePidgeonLeeroyJenkins-iqlhGhG9rcjjh2iF
>>2149027>is we finnachoke on cock, faggot
>>2149284shut your lame ass up, nigga
>>2149299>zoomer wiggers being cringeyou're a fucking npc
>>2149303naahh this unc finna crash out fr tho
>>2149303this doo getting mad on the interwebs
>>2149303sonim crine
>proving me rightwelcome to the internet, younglings. You're not original
>>2149324You are 25 max chill out
>>2149324man i really hope i don't become the sort of boomer that i make fun of because the current boomers are exactly like the ones they were making fun of and they don't even see it
hows comes everyone mad and not merry?
>>2149336just the f0zeniggas still upset they lostmeanwhile vitachads are having a jolly time with their families
>>2149337Factual post, i'm afraid.
>>2149337>>2149342Samefagging
All I want for xmas is Cloud9 back on CS2
>>2149359all I want for christmas is magog(circa 2022)
Is steam ded?
nabros… i can’t survive much longer… where’s our super team???
>>2149368in valorant
>>2149368Its Passion UA bro
>>2149368Right here.https://www.dust2.us/news/69044/breaking-wildcard-register-new-roster-featuring-reck-clasia-for-frag-miami-2
>>2149366Yes
>>2149375Cool. I don't have it installed.
>>2149372>>2149373We need a full NA super team, not these proto teams with eurangutans sprinkled on top
>>2149377Europeans put the "super" in "NA super team"
>>2149381I think cerq is the only eu player to ever work on an na team and win something na peaked with all na c9, all na liquid, and 4/5 na eg
>>2149326lol I wishnow fuck off to /b/ for a month or two
has ropz streamed minecraft speedrunning for almost 8 hours?
>>2149413imagine if ropz and Zywoo cared about CS
>>2149359need summit1g as IGL
>>2149413>doesn't change the title from the last time he streamed>doesn't change the game category>just streamsHe's so based...
>>2149559Always has been.
>>2149303>>2149324unc twippin twippin>>2149337I'm neither a f0zenigga nor a vitachad (I'm a G2King) and I'm having a merry time indeed.>>2149343fagging
Niko WILL win a major
>>2149733 (Checked)2026, trust
>>2149733
ropz on a stream confirmed donk is the goat. Good day for us donkbros!
>>2149926both donk and zywoo are insane playerszywoo is an elite teamatedonk is a dogshit teamatethey are not the same, only the genius can understand this
>>2149931What is your evidence for this claim?
>>2149936Zywoo's trophy case compared to Donk's.
>>2149978Superteam vs chopper igl. Also donk won 4 trophies this year during the Vita era. ZywOo won 1 trophy in 2024 with a much stronger team than 2025 Spirit. donk is a better teammate than ZywOo.
>>2149393na peaked when the brazillians and the aussies were there to make it not shit, had to import a bunch of players who had the drive to get better and succeedotherwise NA is just a bunch of entitled fucks who don't really want to try, while still getting paid shittonsthe death of online pro league also killed NA. the regular intraregional competition separated the wheat from chaff, helped create interest in the region that otherwise was non-existent, and gave other players a place to aim for. like look at thishttps://www.hltv.org/events/3375/esl-pro-league-season-8-north-americathere were 132 games played, at good times for na viewers, with the best teams in the region
>>2149984give falcons the same path to finals and they win 4 events too, spirit dodged them and vitality every time they found success this year so it didn't even matter that they were in the vitality era
merry christmas s1mple from everyone here at /magog/!!
This year I’m finna run it up — fresh skins, big frags, straight pressure every match.
>>2150067I’m eyein’ this clean ass Redline, lookin’ stupid fire with that Howl best pos.
>>2147476kassad is such an ass, even his podcast thing failed because he's unbearable to work with, only other spergs like Thorin can stand him. late entry into CS 2025 kwab of the year (we should make this a thing).
why doesn't blade make every other player in navi use the same mental trainer wonderful used to turn himself into a mentality monster
>>2150117it's been one good tournament for w0ndrful...
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AS2YNFXjCw
>>2150186I'm gooning to this rn
>>2150186Niko, I know you'll give it your all at the next major, even more than last time. I know you'll achieve it, not only for yourself but for all of us who support you from behind the screen... Merry Christmas nikoooo
>>2150186)))
>>2150208
>>2150208nah ts gotta be set up on purpose this lil zesty ahh
>>2150210He has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in Eastern European gay porn
>>2150218Merry Christmas /magog/!
>>2150215he looks normal, why are you copy pasting a random comment made about elige who it actually applies to?
Merry /gog/mas everyone
>>2150000>had to import a bunch of players who had the drive to get better and succeedwhat's the implication, that na players are naturally more gifted and will win once given some actual competition? the aussies won one t1.5 lan no na team attended, and furia's first lan win was elissa espoo 2023
>>2150259perfect lol )
>>2150215>Eastern European gay pornI wish I still had that gif of some gay dude fucking a chick and looking like he's having the most boring time of his life.
>>2150259>>2150208>Verso! No! You can't go heaven alone, you'll choke!
>>2150259There's something going on between them
The more time passes, the less I understand the moves of SpiritThey had a very good tournament at the Major. They choked but they played a really good map against Vitality. If donk didn't tilt the fuck out it would have probably been a close dust as well. Are they gonna turn into Russian Falcons and try to force a winning roster every 6 months now?
>>2150299Their season before that semi run at the major was diabolical. Changes would've happened even if they won
>>2150072This looks so fucking ugly, a complete desecration of a beautiful, elegant skin.
>>2150299I think after 5 years spirit knew what they had with chopper, and they saw enough of zweih to know he wasn't ready to make a b1t-esque support transitionif anything they should've made more aggressive changes and swung for the fences. since the major the net changes have been -chopper, magixx to igl, +tn1r
>>2150319If they had the balls they could’ve had kyousuke instead of tn1r
starting out as a rookie in a competitive t1 team right after the 1st playerbreak of the year makes it impossible to get roty if any other remotely good rookies got to play most of the year and even disqualifies them from ever getting it. too few maps to achieve it or possibly even a top 20 placement but too many to be eligible the year after, kyousuke robbed, no one can be expected to put up better numbers in their 1st year and it's unlikely to happen for a long time now after 2 freaks of nature in a row
>>2150370who gafthis isn't the nba where people are gonna look at your wikipedia page to argue about your legacy 12 years from now
>>2150374retard, why hand out the award if it doesn't matter or only players signed super early or super late in the year can win
>>2150370lol cope, even if you look at only post playerbreak results molodoy is easily above kyousuke
>>2150399Molodog got raped by navi
>>2150370I hate pimple fuckface mel0dy but he's leagues beyond kay0suckyfucky in terms of impvct
>>2150404and?
>>2150399>>2150407that dog is awful, he had his ultimate arc and now he's done, everyone knows he's gonna repeek like a braindead moron every single time. huge rating difference even then, especially if you take away kyousuke's biggest weakness that gets removed any day now, 0.1 without inferno 0.06 with
>>2150370Who askedDonk got 2024 even though he joined the main team in 2023 anyways fucking retard
>>2150413you should kill yourself retard
>>2150419Merry Christmas
>>2150413holy fuck you're a stupid faggot, you don't even understand why he could still be nominated in 2024 and still write this so obnoxiously and confidently
>>2150419>>2150424Samefagging kyousucky seetherhohoho
>>2150425This guy had an amazing career for the amount of talent he has, really pushed it to the edge
>>2150429kino
>>2150429Nice. Now can we see the Vitality fan art?
>>2150427kill yourself retard, not trying to hide the fact it's me either just needed to elaborate since you're obviously too stupid to realize why I told you to do it, fuck your xmas
>>2150259yup, they are fucking
>>2150436>kyousucky seether>xmaskek kyousuckers are all jews
>>2150441Kek true and kyousucky will NEVER ever win anything
>>2150441since he's seething because of kyousuke losing ROTY he's probably russian, they celebrate Christmas 2 weeks after most christian denominationsbut on the other hand, russkis DO have a lot of jews... it's possible
>>2150434
>>2150462
>#3 broky>2nd most flashbangs thrown (no one blinded)>most benches and unbenches>1.7 autism rating
KINGsuke will be getting #14-17th place on HLTV this year.SHARTlodoy will unfortunately get ROTK + a higher standing for winning a few asian mickey mouse cups while horrendously shitting the bed in both major playoff matches.
>>2150428This guy wasn't even supposed to have a career. He started his career because Nexus needed an emergency sub in a tier3 tournament and he had a pulse and could move his hands. They even said that they picked him because of his decent movement but he was shit at aiming. After that he was kicked out because he played bad (much later he rejoined).Imagine getting kicked out of a tier3/4 team because you can't shoot. Imagine thinking one day you'll win the major and many tournaments lmao.
>>2150459the retards trash reply is what annoyed me, the post was about the award being unobtainable if you start playing after the "wrong" player break which will impact every rookie that does so, that's roughly half of the ones who will join t1 teams, donk joined spirit when it was t2 so he didn't lose the opportunity
>>2150507seething kyoushitter
kyousuck will never EVER be>roty>top1>major mvp>highlight of the yearFACT
>>2150515garbage posters like you is why most of this site has gone to shit, bye, please end it all faggot
>>2150526Oh he big mald kek
What's the move tonite???
>no new agents or patches in almost 5 years
>>2150556use case?
>>2150564flexing on poorfags
>>2150384>why hand out the awardto bulk out an award show and sell a sponsorshipretard
>>2150556valve knows no one liked that shit in comp so i doubt they ever release new ones
>>2150462Source https://x.com/mvs1tb/status/2003996886961999992
>finally reached AK rankI am coming to major soon, bros
>donkniggers accusing literally ANYONE of eco fraggingis this real life?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T7CIfF9z-9I
>>2150629chopper dinking a guy and letting donk kill is 1 to 1 CS equivalent of westbrick getting free rebounds to get a triple double every game, kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A9WY7nSaZk
>>2150633merry fazemas bro
>>2150629donk doesn't ecofrag especially much
>>2150633these niggas lost btw
>>2150633kinda gay, but alrightmerry fazemas
>>2150633Faze up
>>2150687>It's Christmas but all these vitatrannies can think about is FaZe Clan LoooooooLLLLLLLL!
>>2150723>Vitality out of nowhereI think we REALLY know who's always thinking about who.
>>2150724shut the fuck up moron may santa give you a bunch of coal fag
>>2150633
>>2150469>broky autism rating 1.7 (#2)>jcobbb autism rating 1.97 (#1)
Merry Christmas from the lads
anime pfp = I hope a drunk driver smashes into you and you bleed out lol
>>2150802Please don't tell me paypal is staying. TS would ruin my Christmas.
anime game little buddy
>>2150837>bro already starts the match mentally weak because of a japanese cartoon pfpKWAB
falcons cant wish a merry Christmas to their fans like g2 or f0ze
>>2150880their airlines did tho
>>2150883https://x.com/Saudi_Airlinesdon't see it hereunless youre talking about either etihad or emirates, both based in uae - a complete different country
How much a kernel anticheat on cs2 would help? Are you in favor of it? Honestly i dont care about gabe looking through my hentai folder if i can play with less cheaters in the game
>>2150977it changes the barrier of cheating from $0 to a few hundred dollars which is infinitely better (as seen on faceit). they won't do it though. two more years of vacnet training bro i promise.
>>2150977Did it help valorant?
>>2150977>make anticheat ring 0>cheat developers make ring 0 cheats, and retards who want to cheat and already ran whatever on their machines run ring 0 cheatsdoesn't really solve the problem does it
There was a short window, just before csgo went f2p, where you basically had no cheaters.I miss those days.
>>2151024>just before csgo went f2pIt wasn't that long ago I think.
>>2151032
>>21510352016?
>>2150228>that na players are naturally more giftedno, that there were good players, and others trying hard to get to that level, but for the most part the scene was all too happy to just take the money available thanks to skin gambling and rest on their laurels, and gatekeep that wealththe scene was more happy being streamers than successfulthe aussies and the brazillians showed that they could come from nothing, get into their pro league, and get better. the brazillians actually won a major or two after competing in america, you may remember this? and the aussies improved their major placement to quarters, then semis, and won that lanand na got better too. competition breeds success, survival of the fittest, all that jazz
>>21510382018
>>2151084Not long ago.
how the fuck did b0t and 0m make it top 20?
>>2151081how do you draw a causal link for rng making na, instead of na making rngna pro league and international competition outside eu good, agreed. lazy nepo pros clogging up top teams bad, agreed. you don't need to rationalize away na teams being like #2, #3, #4, #5 behind "the one fallen was on" for non-eu success throughout the 2010s like it's an afterthought and not something that molded the teams that played there just as muchlike it or not, when na fell out everyone went down with em. all those brazilian teams stuck around in na for years playing for those qual spots against like 2 na orgs. if that's all it took, it didn't work, because no brazilian won anything real internationally between cold leaving mibr and furia becoming 40% eu, and the non-jks australians have looked rough despite a few attempts to grind in eu
f0zeniggas are truly pathetic...
>>2151197na can't make na good by itselfand if the brazillians and aussies had gone to EU, they probably would've improved the same amount (or maybe more)
>>2151115broky > ZywOo
So aleksi likely isnt going to falcons when the ceo specifically comes online to say he can fuck off. I hope jimi goes to navi so I dont have to follow the mastectomy squad in tourneys.
>>2151318Why would Navi buy out Jimpphat?As far as I know he signed a new contract at the end of last year (when it was rumored he might go to Falcons), and ever since he's been playing really badly the whole 2025.
mouz has to be replacing somebody because why would they skip bounty otherwise?
They should just kick Mr. Gynecomastia.((((choking)))) when it matters every time.
>>2150462zysissies..........
GM bros
>most important tournament of the year>your home crowd chants for faze>most important map of the year (your map pick in quarters) and you're the only one that shows upis torzsi the most cucked player of '25?possible contestants:>elige>monesy and niko>everyone on aurora that isn't maj3r>sweih
How does all the wiggers leaving Faze affect Karrigan and his team?
>>2151490FaZe banks boughted back only "FaZe Media" which is all the wigger stuff and "FaZe eSports" stayed with Game Square. So I don't think it should affect The GOAT IGL and his sons at all.
>>2151236>br can't make br good by itself>au can't make au good by itself>if the na team had gone to eu, they probably would've improved the same amount
kino
>>2151087unc i finished high school, finished college, finished masters in those 7 years.....
>>2151574Good for you. I haven't done shit in at least a decade. Every day feels exactly the same.
Faze Klan
who yall got #18
>>2151678No clue, but it will most likely be someone Faze already raped
holy shit loldidn't realize it was that bad a year for him
>>2151709GIGA KWAB!!!!!!!!!!
I'm guessing top 3 will be1 zywoo2 ropz3 donk
>>2151716no shot donk isn't #2
>>2151716donk isn't top 3
>>2151762You think they're giving it kcseratio/molodoy? I don't think they performed better than donk.
>>2151392m0nesy won 0 tournaments in 2025, it's him
>>2151762Is pretending to be retarded really this fun
n0r0 and str0ker not even trying to pretend with these last 2 placings, deleting any remaining credibility just for some extra engagement and clicks
>>2151709I had him at 8 how delusional I am.I'm not even a glazer I genuinely hate him for being a choker, was he THIS fucking bad lmao?He is most likely below fucking xertion and xantares.
>>2151875out of all hltv prediction threads not a single post had him this low and they hate him there, it's not you or them going full retard but the guys making the decisions. he wasn't as good as normal but there's not 17 players better than him this year
>>2151890>out of all hltv prediction threads not a single post had him this low and they hate him there>theyyou misspelled "we", tourist-kun
>>2151905esl tard, that sentence wouldn't make sense
>>2151913the irony....
>>2151709kekcorollary: kyousuke won't even make the listbased hltv
>>2151926oh, you insinuating that looking at hltv makes me one of them was so retarded I didn't even consider it, you actually gonna pretend you or anyone who's into competitive cs don't? been on this site longer than you've been born by the way, you're the actual tourist here little boy
>>2151980lolgg son
>>2151890I saw a sensible list that had him at 17, but most people put him in 10-15 rangebut honestly who gaf, he failed on all big tournaments this year and won no big trophies except Bucharest which is t1.5, imo hltv is right to kwab him like this. he has a team since april that should on paper be top3 at worst and fight for all the biggest trophies every tournament, and he was often worst when it mattered most.
https://www.hltv.org/news/43507/parivision-linked-with-zweihJame and zweih linked up! Need it or keep it?
>>2152012it could be a good move for Jame, if zweih goes back to his Nemiga level
Time for a truth nuke /magog/Zonic was never good. He piggybacked on the natural talent of dev1ce, dupreeh, Xyp9x, gla1ve, and Magisk. As long as he's coach, niko will never win a major.
>>2152032why would you discuss coaches in generaltheir work is completely opaque to the casual observer
AW bros... Not like this... That backstabber benchod Jame.
>>2152032>He piggybacked on the natural talent of dev1ce, dupreeh, Xyp9x, gla1ve, and Magisk.and ZywooHis Vitality kinda sucked until apEX took control of their playstyle and started calling faster rounds. After that zonic became a vibes coach.
>>2152039>20 let v arkadewhat did he achieve in CS since 2005?
how many riflers were better than niko this year? i can only think of kscerato, ropz, mezii, frozen, twistzz, donk, xantares, and maybe matys and heavygod. now if i also consider the awpers then zywoo, sh1ro, m0nesy, molodoy and maybe woxic or 810.niko should be around #11 - #16 considering all of them but he is #18 so maybe they are considering yuurih, yekindar xertion, flamez and/or makazze to be above himthe ranking should be only the best 10 players. at least statfags and people who watch the games can all agree on the best 10 players. lmao wtf niko went from #4 to #18 lol
>>2152071Flamez is 100% above him. Yekindar too i think, and unfortunately xertion as well. Makazze won't be on the list, and i have no idea about yuurih, im inclined to think he won't make the list, but who knows.
>>2152071Senzu
Niko has restored to posting joker edits
Reach out and touch faith
>>2151501Will Karrigan and his sons leave faze too to make their own org? What good is Faze to "Game Square" (never heard of them) if everyone hates the Faze name.
I'm 32 and am better looking than Niko, and he looks older than me. He fucking sucks lol. I bet if I dedicated my life to this cemen slurping (CS) sport, I would be better than him at it too. The dude needs to quit and forever be remembered as "the best who never could". Because realistically he's not good, and never deserved it, but if he quits now, he will at least be remembered that way, and its flattering to him.
>>2152161>trying to bait non-existing fansare you ok?
Noko should go back to ination already, total fuckin fraud
Don't you vitafags have a major to be happy about?
>>2152084kwab
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/500593045099513267ITS UP
>>2152170Im drunk and speaking my truth. This guy needs to hang it up. I'm also much taller than him. Realistically, he has more money than me, although I am educated and have a good job but esports is an overinflated industry at the moment. But in the long run, he probably will be poorer than me. He is cooked once he stops playing, which he should do immediately for personal brand sake. Personal brand is so important in the corporate world, even moreso in the content world. He's not karrigan bro. Move on little Niko. You suck lmao
>>2152193>Im drunkstopped reading there
>>2152205Ive fucked girls that look more like cute boys than monesy. I bet it feels way better fucking a woman. I am 0% jelous of your insinuation, try again.>>2152207You know I am right. Hang it up Kovac.
>>2152245post a band right now right here poser ass fake ass nikka
>>2152247Why would I have cash on hand? I make my money through legal means lol. Stupid gangsta niggas are the only niko fans I see.
>>2152262NiKo is the greatest rifler to ever touch this fucking game you scandalous vitatard
>>2152245>>2152262you wouldn't beat niko in a fist fight
>>2152285Noko is a prissy faggot and the only thing his fist has ever hit is monesys prostate
>>2152112holy avra
>>2151716Would be based and accurate but donkfangirls would kill HLTV.
Niko was fucking dogshit but there is no way Yekindar was better than him for an entire year.There is no way Senzu was better than him for an entire year.There is no way HeavyGod was better than him for an entire year.And there is, absolutely NO WAY mezii was better than him for this entire year and yet he will be found at least a couple of place above.Don't talk about "worse stats against top5-10" mezii is at 0.99 against top5 and 1.05 against top10. I get Twistzz or xantares have better stats but these fags have no way near the amount of deep run Choko had. I MVPs are this worthless I fear molodoy to not even reach top10 and he factually deserves a top10 placement if you aren't an hltv statdrone.
Damn bro almost got me.
>>2152306Cope nigga
>Will destroy ANYONE from this years top 20
The fall off of all these false pros will be insane when 2 is finally fixed
>>2152270Im not a vitality fan. I am a Faze fan, and thanked heavens when he left the team. I would be a better rifler than Nikos IRL, and if I was retarded enough to dedicate my life to counter-strike, I would be better in game too. Keep in mind, I am already taller, more attractive than him.>>2152285I promise you, I would destroy him.>>2152286Lol, I would also be a better friend to Monesy. I would let him know when to cut ties from me due to age.
>>2152352Lmao this is clearly the 0tard tranny. You niggas are getting baited hard.
You now remember: Liquid shox
>>2152355Im not transexual, I hate trannies. I am not gay either. When I mentioned earlier I fucked a girl that looked more like a boy than monesy I just meant she had a flat chest. She was very feminine and nice, I still think about her. The only thing I wish is a tranny rises up the ranks of CS to get signed by falcons and replace niko, that would be the ultimate humiliation for his femboy loving ass. I am not bosnian, but I think it would be funny if a bosnian replaces him.
What a shitty larp.
just go to sleep retardinho. you will never be the goat rifler (YWNBTGR)
unreal how magog is so jeeted and cucked by just 1 schizoAt least on hltv and plebbit the jannies work on the double to not let the place stink up
>>2152378You will never be raped by nikos while role playing as monesy (YWNBRBNWRPAM)
>>2152012>>2152017>>2152178>>2152039Why would Parivision even make any changes? They had an excellent run at the major.Even if they did make changes why would they add Zweih? What a waste.>>2152032Fucking retard, Astralis had an era thanks to Glaive and Zonic's vision and the skills of the remaining players. Do you think they came up with all the tactics and strategies on their own? Zonic obviously had a big part in it. If that wasn't enough, he even led Vitality to a major.>As long as he's coach, niko will never win a major.N0k0 has cycled through the greatest rosters and coaches. He is the common denominator. He is THE problem, not Kioshima.>>2152035>their work is completely opaque to the casual observerIt really isn't. A good coach + IGL can elevate a team. This is visible if you watch their matches and observe their calls.>>2152084>>>/tv/216853473>>2152355>>2152384>just 1There are at least 5 of us, f0zetrannies.
>wake up>niko robbed
You guys have it all wrong. I'm not indian. I am whiter than Niko. I have looked inwards and realized how much of a halo affect I have expirenced in my life. Now I can only imagine the halo effect Niko has gotten being in a space of ugly, skinny or fat nerds. There are dozens of fat/skinny ugly guys that would have won Falcons a chip by now.
Next year he won’t even make the list
>noooo my favorite player is rank 18 instead of 13 or somethingkek who gives a fuck, the only thing that matters is who is really contending for the top spot (it's only 2 players this year) and who gets the #1, every other placement below ZywOo and donk is just a nomination trophy and a hltv profile badge nobody will care too much about. 100 different people who know a thing or two about CS could rank players from 5 to 20 and you'd get 100 different lists.
HE DESERVED LIKE 12TH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>>2152484I pray to allah every day that this thing will happen.
>>2152484I pray to Vishnu every day that this thing will happen.
>>2152448it must get really tiring living your life through a lens of merited insecurity and resentmentand that's not in defense of niko at all
>>2152564Not at all. Its very fun to hate on that useless bosnian. I get great enjoyment in doing it after work. I work an honest, well paying job, then can turn my brain off after work, play video games, watch movies, and shit post on here about how terrible he is. On the flipside, Niko has to grind a game, he probably has grown to hate, 12 hours a day then get roasted online for being shit (he is). I am not jealous of him at all lmao
how is torzshit and xertion getting ranked above the goat rifler?
>>2152675They are not ranked above ropz thoughbeitalbeithowqever?
>>2152675Due to no major wins, they are generally interchangeable in rankings
>>2152670this >>2152564 was completely unrelated to niko, and even said that
>>2152693What are you talking about?. You said "that's not in defense of Niko at all". I can acknowledge you are not a Niko fanboy and where you are coming from, but you still questioned me on hating on him. My most recent post was just explaining why its fun and why I do it. Its not "completely unrelated" like you said. Me hating on Niko is why you brought it up in the first place.
>niko at #18KWAB deserved. funny seeing all the tards still defending him and copingboth him and his fans are unironically born cucks
>>2152849The ultimate CS KWAB
>>2152850KWABOYOAT
NA was robbed when swag was banned. I'll never forgive them for this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFwL1zDojo4Which one is your favorite? I would say mine is May0nesy's clutch. Not only is it flashy yet technically sound, but the opponent didn't do anything wrong either as opposed to most of these clips.>>2152849>>2152850>>2152852GIGA KWAB!!!!!!!>>2152857I can't help but think ibp's ban inevitably doomed NA. And now T1.5 and below is rife with matchfixing yet v0lve doesn't give a shit. What even was the point?
so... this mean it's pretty much guaranteed that m0nesy won't be #3 right?
>>2152876 m0nesy should be like #13 at best, this is a results based thread.
>>2152876It was obvious already.some other anon already showed it >>2136935he was a bigger no-show than niko when the lights were brightestI would have him somewhere at 4/5, but tbqh could see him lower
>>2152880>>2152876Based on Major results, the top 12 players are:1. Ropz2. Zywoo3. Apex4. Mezzi5. flameZ6. Karrigan7. Twistzz8. Broky9. Frozen10-14. the chinese mongalz people15. jcobbbAt best monesy is 16, but thats probably donk if we being honest.
>>2152881>all of Vitality in the top 5
>>2152849>both him and his fans are unironically born cuckskek this is a good way to describe choko fans. I saw on twitter today choko fans still trying to claim niko>donk when like bro is not even above ropz
>>2152885I hope so too, but I was just being honest and funny. Who cares about reddit tier ratings, what I posted is the the /magog/ certified results-based rating. Its not up for debate
>>2152881>6. Karrigan>7. Twistzz>8. Broky>9. Frozen
>>2152881This would be so fucking kino but unfortunately there's no way they leave out donkey, kyosucky and m0nesy out of the top 10.
>>2152899sucks but you're prolly rightthose niggas haven't won shit but they gonna put them on top 10 cuz of muh stats against mickey mouse teams
f0zetrannies and their unlimited delusions
>>2152906Us faze fans dont even care about frozen. We are Karrigan, Twistzz, and Broky fans. You are imagining these things in your head.
>>2152849>>2152850>>2152852Lol at least make your self fagging not so obvious
samefagschizofag is more retarded than the 0fags
>donk discovered griffithnigga is gonna sacrifice his team even more
>>2152998No one is samefagging in here.we are just posting fakty, you are going nuts
>>2153014>switzerlandDonk is Calvinist
>>2153028So that's what's up with the haircut
https://x.com/i/status/2004854449496621354you think senzu is back or nocries joins mongolz
>>2153045definitely nocries
>hohenzollerns are manlets>habsburgs are fatfuckswhat did paradox mean by this?
kyousuke is such a dumb fuck. Imagine joining Failcons instead of joining the GOAT donk. He watched as molodoy stole away his rookie of the year title and watched zweih win Cologne instead of him. Hope the embarrassment was worth the extra 5k a month you earn. LOSERWe could be having a donk x kyousuke era right now but NO! Choko and midnesy brainwashed him with their promises. Fuck those losers. All for NiKo just to get 18th hahahaha. Failcons forever.
>>2153195Nigga he's a 17 year old kid who got offered money you'll never see in your life. You expect him to make an educated decision like a jaded old man?
>>2153209you think donk is working for tips? the jaded decision is to moneymaxx
>>2153195you sound like a mad spiritfag
>>2153195no need to rag on yourself like this maxim
ah yes kyousuke should have joined spirit to become another piece of fodder for the baiter goats, donk and sh1rowhat a fun way to spend your career
>>2153330Zero ball knowledge
>>2153330>win some trophiesvs>lose because choko and monesy disappear
>>2153333i didn't know kyousuke's career is over
>>2153195he made the right choice from a chad pov.
>>2153341falcons aren't changing anyone lol
donk has got a girlfriend so people don't think he's gay
>>2153426>zywoos girl is a jeeta
>>2153020>No one is samefagging in hereWhich is what I said, the samefagschizofag thinks everyone is samefagging.>>2153209Which is why he'll always be below donk, he lacks the goat mentality - doing it for the love of the game not for money
I miss early 2025 pre-falcons kyousuki, he had so much mysterious avra back then...
>>2153538he currently has the best hairstyle in the pro scene
who yall got #17
>>2153546torzsi
what a joke, this guy shouldn't even be in the top 20 with those stats
>>2153581holy shit I was right kek
>torzsi1.06 rating on LANs vs top 20.1.05 rating on LANs vs top 10.1.05 rating on Big events vs top 10.1.00 rating on Big events in playoff.0.9 rating on Big events in finals.HLTV HELLO???? Maybe we will see broky in top 10 for this year?????
URGENT!https://youtube.com/shorts/fCLRbJpTai8?si=rsBa5x0hUXJIQt_E
mouz would trade torzsi for niko or b1t in a heartbeat even if they would have to grab degster or some shit as well, no one believes this guy was the better player this year not even himself or his team
love all the cucked n0k0 fans seething
>He's top 17 because he's le wholesome chungus and his team won nothing and he's from hungry and the Major was also in hungry so that's why! you heckin chud!
>>2153640right after donk won cologne, also niko is not known for taking the right decisions.thinking that 2025 is similar to 2018 is insanity.device only had 1 super elite mvp, same as simple in 2018Zywoo has 3 super elite mvps, donk only one.
>>2153683mvps do not matter rating does
>>2153687mvps and evps determine placings, ratings is just used to nitpicks when mvps and evps are close
just look at the NOTABLE STATSniggas had to add a bunch of meaningless awp stats to justify torszi higher position than niko and even with all that meaningless shit his cultural and ingame impact is less than nikototal mickey mouse list
>>2153697torzsi got a super event evp, the only thing we remember about niko this year are his lowlights
>>2153696you clearly don't know how hltv placing works lol
>>2153671they're not fans, even the guys who dedicate their account names to dunking on him are questioning this cause it's clear hltv has lost the plot. leaving this to ner0 and str0ker was a mistake, Tgwr1ls at least made sense other than when he got paid off by the sponsors to rob flusha and didn't change the criteria every day
>>2153701show me when the dude with the most super elite event mvps didn't finish first
>>2153697missing ewc and chengdu 3rd places too, what a shoddy job by hltv kek
>>2153705dev1ce in 2018
>>2153709tied with device, simple's stats separated them
>>2153705stop arguing with them the copes are getting desperatebringing up Niko stream clips from the summer kek
So what if that fatass french kwab gets number 1, it's 2025's number 1, we will already be in 2026 like nikka move on bro...
>>2153734zywoo getting 3rd fueled a fire in his npc soul, imagine what 18th will do to a real human bean like niko.. there will be no mercy for his opponents in 2026 #falconsarehere
>>2153741>zywoo getting 3rd fueled a fire in his npc souli don't think he cared that much, but they (Vitality org) created this narrative to have a more interesting story for the season and told him to go along with it
>>2153745Apex literally said that zywoo was fuming over not getting top 1 in 24 which also makes him dumb selfish and delulu
>>2153707>missing ewcNOTABLE team achievements
>>2153749The first one who said that was Xtqzzz and this is how he said it:>I think he was a little upset by the top 3 [HLTV’s ranking], even if he doesn’t really say so… He didn’t say it, even if we often asked him, but I think that the situation in the second half of last season was often a little heavy for him, as for everyone.so he didn't even say it directly, let alone fumed over it. which also makes him dumb selfish and delululeast deranged Zywoo hater
zywoo is getting carried while donk is a hardcarry,that's the fucking difference.now please fuck off oh and facebook is down the hall and to the left.
>niko getting cucked by hltv>people discuss donk and zywooguy just can't catch a break
>>2153873desu if i was a Niko fan i wouldn't care, i mean it was his lowest year in years anyway, being slightly robbed doesn't really do much damagealmost no trophies, no memorable performances (at least not in a positive sense), lots of finals lost and disaster eliminations... if i was a Niko fan i'd want to forget this year existed right after the Major exit
I don't usually follow hltv rankings, but will my goat break top10?
>>2153903nah, he has like 0.1% chance to even be on the listbut if he does, it will be fucking funny
>>2153741more like ropz carried
Torzsi above niko? I nigga that didnt win shit plus got brutally booed in his hometown? What a joke, at this rate the faze niggas are gonna be in the top 15
>>2153859bro ropz just brutally raped your team in the grand final of a Major and you post that pic, how are you not embarrassed to do it. Fazefags really are masochists
>>2153885it's probably the best thing that could happen for him, even his haters are defending him and clowning on hltv whereas if it went as it should've they would all be like "hurr 11th place and only won a t1.5 event". he will be motivated like crazy after being placed behind trash like mouz players and especially faze ones who were nowhere to be seen almost all year long
>>2153903you people know you have access to same data that hltv uses to make the list right
When Donk faced ZywOo on Faceit... youtube.com/watch?v=VlRPoOzea2A youtube.com/watch?v=HnjTLPGjEwc youtube.com/watch?v=Y9ZmPIF-Lqw
#8broky
>>2154006That bitch he plays with is so fucking annoying. She's toxic and plays like shit.
>>2154003hey you're right!>1. broky>2. broky>3. broky>4. broky>5. broky>6. broky>7. broky>8. broky>9. broky>10. broky>11. broky>12. broky>13. broky>14. broky>15. broky>16. broky>17. broky>18. broky>19. broky>20. hooxi
>>2154006holy rape
>>21540111.14 flashes thrown per round (#1)deserved if you ask me
>>2154006That inferno match is the prime example of why zywoo wins and donk doesn't.zywoo is chill, friendly with his teammates, handles the game with IQ and ultimately rapesdonk seethes, flames his team, tilts and ultimately gets raped
Zywoo will always have more accolades than Donk if Donk doesn't sign to a better team.You know what needs to happen.Donk to vitality 2026.
>>2154024would guarantee the Vitality Era continuesBut Donk to Falcons?They somehow choke even more and that's funnier, so it's an easy choice
>>2153968>>2153702this did not happen, no one is defending n0k0stop with your delusions
>>2154036What about Donk to Faze?
https://x.com/jw1/status/2005022370709352647
>>2154006why do random r0ssians hate ZywOo so much
>>2154214state propaganda
>>2154062karrigan would put that sissy through the most absolutely retarded throws imaginable. Can you picture what donk's reaction would be when that back to back ninja happened at Budapest? It's never going to happen, but he does fit the FaZe jersey because he is an entertaining player.
>>2154006wow donk on inferno now that's a gem
>>2154006humblewoo playing his own game not bothering anyone and not putting pressure on strangers, everyone vibescringe d0nk and his dick riders hating on herculeswoo and arguing between each others, everyone rages
>f0ze d0nknty
>>2154195
Aurora making moves.
>>2153697respect 13th best nuke player itw, #2 b8r
>>2154568certified downgradethe team has no chance to improve short of dropping maj3r and their national identity with him though, probably why jottaa wanted outxantares had a terrible major too
>>2140245>2016 cs pro circuitEvery team had a designated cheater, gentlemans agreement between the players, orgs and Valve.
>>2154827undeniably true and it's fucked up not a single journalist spilled the beans
>>2153697It's going to be the same for donk vs ZywOo. I wonder what mickey mouse stats they will put there for baitwOo. Going to be hilarious.
https://www.dust2.us/news/69100/chicken-coop-set-to-sign-take-flyte-core-rekmeister-on-january-1st
>>2152857NA died with TL
>>2154835Richard Lewis was flirting with some cheating reporting right up until he was taken into the bosom of a big tournament org (Eleague). Just so happened to be around early 2016.He shut right the fuck up about it all once he believed he was going to be a real TV sports host (fucking lol).
>>2154827>>2154835>>2154900mental illness, i can believe there were pros that cheated back then and am even willing to look past the hilariously bad "evidence" that gets posted but you niggas sound so retarded when you say stuff like this
>>2154909https://pastebin.com/DmQLBBxQThis is just one example
>>2154911>11 year old schizo shit from a cheater about seeing the hidden tells in demos>jw, olof, krimz, One by one, the names I called already are or about to be VAC banned. Today it begins. Have a nice readthis is some everyone's gonna get aids and start dropping dead from the covid shot type shit
>>2153697>1.17 rating on nuke (#13)>1.14 rating on train (#13)have they ever had map rating before?
hows comes we let proven cheaters play majors still?
FUCK THIS CHEATER BITCH IM GLAD HE GOT RANKED SO LOW
>>2154955Really makes you think about how many fraudulent results in just the last few years we've gotten due to crowd cheating
Let's forget the clips for a second and talk about human nature.>humans like to cheat to gain advantage>especially when there's money involved>humans like to matchfix>in real sports, humans take PEDs to gain a competitive edge>cs as a game is rife with cheatersWhy is it so hard to believe that some pros could have cheated back in the day? Vehemently denying this is just plain retarded, the same type of retardation to believe that governments can do no wrong.>>2154923NTA but the mainstream consensus was that any who DON'T take the shot would drop like flies - despite insurmountable evidence that it didn't affect most healthy individuals, and in some countries the average age of the person who died from covid was higher than the country's life expectancy.
>>2154911fantastic example of mental illness, the way it's written gives off "world is against me and only I know the real truth" vibes
dese niqqas gonna be playin fragadelphias & draculans with rain for the next 6 months lmaooooo
>>2154959no serious person thinks cs pros are immune to wanting to cheat but because of the nature of esports and everything being digital you can pretty much guarantee nobody is cheating at the top level in some kind of secret cheating cabal
pros cheatpros matchfixpros spotfix
>>2155007This is great for them, they beat lower shit teams to boost confidence.
>>2155012they'll be losin to marsborne & sentinels tho
is he back 2026?
>>2154013respect Svitlana
>>2155007hltv are so late to report shit lately, news are broken by random websites or telegram channels no one knows about or even their forums 3 weeks ahead of an article being made. shit is gay how they just refuse to do it before it's 100% confirmed by the orgs involved
>>2155131>hltv are so late to report shit lately>they just refuse to do it before it's 100% confirmed by the orgs involvedliterally a week ago>www.hltv.org/news/43486/sources-100-thieves-close-in-on-poiiitwo weeks ago>www.hltv.org/news/43459/sources-m80-set-to-sign-jbatwo and a bit weeks ago>www.hltv.org/news/43430/sources-magisk-set-to-leave-astralisnearly three weeks ago>www.hltv.org/news/43412/sources-device-to-join-100-thievesthree and a bit weeks ago>www.hltv.org/news/43357/sources-gla1ve-set-to-join-100-thieves-as-coachit's almost is if they have a reputation to uphold and can't just randomly spout shit on a stream or a telegram channel
>>2155131>>2155153in fact, they're so widely regarded in the community for their accurate reporting, i suggest we start a meme about itit could be like, "hltv has substantiated this"you could even fabricate things that are outlandish, then make it seem slightly plausible by asking the reader to go to their website to see for themselves, like "cs3 announced by valve, peruse hltv for verification"normally, people would scoff upon reading that claim, but there's an inkling in the back of the mind that would lead the reader to maybe visit hltv.org just in casesnappy, don't you think?
>>2155131i am glad they do this, i can just check news every week and see all the official roster moves in a short column
>>2155153it's not about protecting their rep but their connections, they sit on information until given the go ahead to post it just like uberdriver with his own employers "leaks" to not upset anyone. in most cases by the time they post an article you've already seen in the sidebar to the right threads stating the same shit, upwards of weeks before. hell, I posted the magixx and zont1x reveal before hltv, you think they didn't know? it didn't take insane detective work and they still waited hours to post about it until spirit tweeted it out. you really think striker hasn't found out if the shit he said he heard about in the last podcast was true or not by now?>>2155161wow something everyone already knew was happening was just confirmed by the org in question and hltv less than a minute apart, hltv confirmed!!!
.
>>2155235What is wrong with those Kovacs?
>>2154421>humblewoo playing his own game not bothering anyone and not putting pressure on strangers, everyone vibesbased aurawoo
Would you rather hang out with Zywoo or donk?I rest my case
>>2153968idk i think he only cares about winning trophies now and he's much more disappointed about that, not individual awards. i mean at this point he probably accepted that he is not as good as Zywoo and donk, or even monesy.but i agree that he will be motivated to grind more and improve individual form, since it's tied to Falcons' future success.
>>2155271>fat smelly boring frenchman>kid with personalitymaybe that's just me though
place your bets for top 16Senzu?
>>2155379>donk>personalitybait used to be believable
>>2155381m0nesy
Where is coldzera?
>>2155398left in the past
>>2155271t.c. hltv #1 2025
>>2155381w0nderful
https://arena.rtp.pt/saw-propostas-transferencias-2026/lollmaoROFL
>>2155449iont speak spanish
>>2155387donk actually shows emotion and has a personality/ego. ZywOo is literally an NPC. He would just chuckle at everything you say like a beta. There is a reason why Spirit are the most popular team and Vitality get 0 views on their Youtube.
>>2155487>He would just chuckle at everything you saythis is the most on point thing about him lol
>>2155271>>2155379>>2155487you motherfuckers are tripping if you think I'm hanging out with that annoying piece of shit manlet
I'd hang around with donk just to fuck his eurasian whore gf.
>zywoo is literally an np-ACK!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLJbCElaTsI
>>2155509based donk
hltv are KILLING top 20 hype with year after year of retarded lists
>>2155521xertioN looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his mouz jersey before Arenas. Very very disrespectful.
>>2155509>1024x768 holy fucking based
>>2155509>steam level 22he is NGMI
mouz won
>>2151392Spinx voluntarily left Vitality to join Mouz and win a tier 2 event, i think you can't get more cucked than that
>>2155509
>>2155552lmfao, meanwhile donk on 1.3mil views.
>xertionlmao(((they))) bought it
>>2155543won what
>4 israelis will make top20MIRAGE WAS PROMISED TO US 3000 YEARS AGO
stopped taking this seriously days ago, now it's just humorous, they really have no clue or shame. monesy should decline taking part in their charade after what they did to his father
>>2155586despite being 0.00001% of CS2 pro players...
donk youtuber of the year
>>2155612does he have a youtube channel now?
>>2155576our hearts
>>2155018
>>2155657goon status?
>>2155658you tell me
weren't there a lot better plays than this?donk 1v5 for sure, maybe twistzz too, but duelies pistol ace? just on top of my head the zweih ace vs falcons was better than that.
>>2155657>>2155659SEXO WITH DONA
>>2155650jesus fucking christ the jaw mogging
>>2155665
>>2155662the best highlight wasn't even nominated, nin9 deagle 1v4 against spirit is better than any of these and it's not even close
>>2155662the triple no scopz by senzu, the quadruple quick deagle hs by jamyoung, the deagle ace by that mongolian player against spirit
>>2155646but they have the least fans of any top team
>>2155667the fjord chad vs the forest pig
>>2155667Are JW and karrigan related?
>>2155674few people have hearts
xertion really? that nigga hasn't won shit
>>2155667the longer a group of people lived in cold climate, the more they look asian.
>>2155662even the twistzz 3k is just there because it was so recent
My han chinese is up
>>2155679maybe mouz fans have congenital heart defects that cloud their judgement
>>2155696>mouz fans
>>2155698my badmouz fan(s)
>>2155662For me its the twistzz clutch. That play completely broke navi's buck.
>>2155702it's not the most impactful clutch award, it's meant to be the flashiest highlights but then they exclude the best ones. I am convinced they're either acting retarded on purpose now for more clicks and interactions or they only want popular players who will be present at the event to win
jewdaddies won
will spirit drop that cum stained jersey?
New thread, NEW THREAD RIGHT FUCKING NOW! Or else…
>>2155869I'm gonna flay your mother alive and pour salt on her exposed flesh
>tfw(that face when) you and your vro realize that mossadtv top 20 is meaningless and there's no prize money involved
>>2155646OUR Moussies <3>>2155696>>2155925seething n0k0id
>>2155963you gotta admit mouz have the fanbase size of a team outside the top 10, despite being #2 for half the yearfuria get all the brazilians, vitality get bandwagoners from being on top and the french, falcons get niko and m0nesy fans, spirit get donk fans plus bandwagoners, faze are faze, navi are fading and closest to mouz but have residual bandwagoners plus ukrainians, mongolz draw bigger viewership from mongolians, same for aurora with turks, and then you start dipping out of the top 10 with g2 and b8 and astralis
Is this trim?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2156045kek this shit looks like a fucking mess combined with this >>2155449>saw core to bcg>ag1l to 100t>story to flyquest for regali>regali a candidate for astralis (speaks danish btw)
>>2156045s1UUUmple
>>2155271donk so i can rape him
>>2155925kek what is that classless thing monesy is wearing, also saw donk wearing his plain black balenciga 600 euros t shirt. what is wrong with this zoomers destroying their purchasing power by buying over expensive stuff?
>>2156093maybe niko likes it
>>2156045it's only for the VRS points btw. BC games asked to buy plenty of cores from the top 20, only saw accepted I guess.
kyousuke found himself a girl. r8
>>2156071kek this was funnythe only time I'll accept s"1"mple
>>2156122I need to hear her farts first.
>>2156122How big is her dick?
>>2156142i don't think she has one
>>2156150I can see a coca cola bottle between her legs
What a freaking joke. It's barely believable that you guys actually let KennyS out of the top3, let alone the top5!! It's really ridiculous, it's almost like someone is hating on KennyS.
>>2156122>>2156150nigga really get that as his gf holy kwabhe boutta turn emo after that bih fucks one of his "friends" and godko will take the opportunity to gape him just like he did to m0nesy
>>2156275>exploiting an emotionally vulnerable manSomebody stop him!
Twistzz #15 next!
JW #1
Donk mentioned!!>>>/pol/524544915
>/p**/
Fun fact: for whatever reason, molodoy is actually really hated in Russia relatively speaking to sh1ro and m0NESYDunno the reason for it, just that if there's a comparison about molodoy and sh1ro/m0NESY, or news about him saying something, or news of FURIA losing, comments will be filled with incessant mockery and vitriol.This wasn't the case until the recent FURIA winning streak, and this isn't the case for YEKINDAR. Strange behavior.
>>2156676I thought molodoy was an ethnic russian
>>2156696His surname implies at least some sort of Ukrainian ancestry, but I don't think it's because of that otherwise he'd be getting hated back when FURIA was the QFs team with G2.
>Considering only a handful of NA orgs are paying more than $500 a month right for players salariesGrimhttps://xcancel.com/mnmzzzcs/status/2005491142398275984
>>2156676I mean, he did rape m0NESY both times they played. Probably because of that+his signature move standing up from the chair probably annoyed them.
>>2156714no unsalaried player is worth more than that right now, if brehze wants to play (he was completely uninvolved in this convo just some guy saying he still plays faceit) he would set his asking price in line with his current state of his career (dogshit & inactive for 1 year since being dogshit on nrg and flopping vs t4 competition there)
>>2156676he's too cocky and not really good enough to warrant it, and unfortunately looking and sounding as retarded as he does influence people's perception of him, standing up every other round and his insanely obnoxious brazilian fans makes it hard not to be annoyed also. monesy and sh1ro are nice, funny and humble guys, without being boring npcs, monesy has some more flair to him ingame and after pulling highlights but they're pretty similar in likeability
>>2156714is this news to you?we have m80, nrg, half a liquid
>story going to flyquesthe wants his career to die like jks
>>2156783more like kill the orgportuguese are all horrible at cs and always downgrade teams
>>2156045lmao
molodoy gets hate because he lacks aura. You can tell he's forcing his celebratory moments. It doesn't come naturally to him. donk however has it all. Just watch the PGL Astana 1v4 clutch and you will get full body shivers.. That boy is special
>>2156790>5'4 noodle arm goblin>avralel
>>2156804He could steal your girlfriend if you had one.
>>2156807>guy with fame and money can steal girlfriendwoah
>>2156809Stop coping and respect the Russian Justin Bieber. The earlier the better. He will be here for a while.
>>2156812As long as Vitality is here donkey will never win shit
>>2156813The Russian Justin Bieber completed the trinity of trophies by winning Cologne and racked up 3 other trophies during the Vitality reign... wow
>>2156821All done while Vitality was still adjusting to ropz. Now that they are full on rape mode donkey stands no chance.
>>2156831>donkey stands no chance.Not with gigachad and gigachad back on the team.
>>2156790shut up russkiedecades of worshipping your shit ass leaders made you unable to perceive true leadership and force.
Counter Strike is DEAD!Vitality KILLED it!
Who thought it was a good idea to have this humiliation ritual for the eliminated teams at the budapest major?
>>2156790Nigga what are you talking about, look at them when they won Shanghai major. Was the flattest major winning moment of all time, only one that felt like a human was sh1ro.
>>2156997This post? Factual.
>>2156998
>>2157087>when he sees donk, m0NESY and molodoy waiting for him at interview table
>>2157101>*pulls out a tiny ass dog he just bought to groom them*
>>2156804CS GOAT + CS Aura GOAT
What's the lore behind Bank's rise to power? He has complete control it seems.
maui is our guy
>>2157127Now people will finally understand what I mean when I say The Russian Justin Bieber. This kid has millions of fangirls making edits of him for tiktok. FatwOo or p1mple could never haha, they just have a bunch of Polish ogres as fans.
>>2157127for some reason this pic make me think of that character from ice age
>>2157132than manlet mutt will never be our guy, I'm not talking about donk.
>>2157132this guy got bronze medal i thinkstage 1 fail stage 2 fail stage 3 fail playoffs failalso he said that xertion and torzsi are out of top 20 with im announcement and they're inhonestly impressive how he gets nothing right
ah yes, quoting tweets with zero likes for attention, truly the 4chan way
>>2157151maui's list is trash but ner0 and str0ker came up with something much worse, no mouz player besides stinx should be on there and they most certainly should not be above the guy that fucked them the whole year that's better in every regard
>>2157151hltvs list is literal garbage
>>2157134>Zywoo and s1mple are zoomer-proofi didn't think i could like them even more than i already do
>CS GOAT + CS Aura GOAT
>>2157134zywoo fans play and watch cs (real fans)d0nk fans just want the midget dick (0 real fans)
donk is literally the russian shroud.
>>2157254Nevermind, I forgot about kyousissy. He is the perfect russian shroud.
>>2154911possibly the brownest thing I've ever read. the writer has the mental maturity of a 9 year old and doesn't even provide receipts, just his own hunches based on a cheat he admitted he wasn't privy to.I believe that flusha and many others cheated, but that doesn't even provide a case in the slightest.
>>2157132>having high firepower or high stats doesn't automatically make you a better player>like messi, zypoo has the best overall statisticsfrogs are so retarded
>have to open one (1) crate to unlock steam market>mfw got a field-tested printstream uspsay hello to "melon status: capped"
>>2157433he's right, zywoo would have better stats if he was only rifling, he's a more complete player therefore a better player than donk.
jimmy is next btw
yeki top 5 or riot
>>2157485if we pretend falcons aren't lying then where is he going? there is only navi and g2
>>2157448he's not right, why are you randomly making up a new argumentit makes no fucking sense to say statistics don't matter, then say that zywoo has the best overall statistics, specifically distinct from individual achievements like mvpsit makes even less sense when there are 0 (zero) statistical categories where zywoo's on top, vs top 5, top 10, or top 20 opposition. not awp kills or kast or whatever, nothinghttps://www.hltv.org/stats/leaderboards?startDate=all&rankingFilter=Top10&minMapCount=208
>>2157492donk is a massive cs2 babby
I just got early info about todays top 20 placement.. Big drama incoming guys. Grab your popcorn!
Bold prediction: xiELO
>>2157528totally forgot to put him in my top 20 sadly.
>>2157528What leaving the cesspit known as Liquid does to you
>>2157151>>2157528Mauisnake@Mauisnake·Dec 26You can bet that xertioN, torzsi, yuurih, YEKINDAR are not on the Top 20 now
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2382613/furia-vs-pain-blasttv-austin-major-2025Just gonna leave this here
leaked list
>>2157597>flamez above kscerato, molodoy and shiro>spinx above meziigrim
>>2157597>godky above kyousjukeBASED
UNC GOT ONE MORE IN HIM
>>2157597>17/20>all in the wrong order except the ez top4
>>2157620k0k f0ze n0ver g0nna w0n sh0t 0gain kw0b!
Twistzz #14 next!
>>2157597This is so kino it's unreal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkNShuUx_Qwkino just dropped
>>2157734that music at the end is great to get emotional about the year we had.
>>2157734bro there's too much machine holy shit
>>2157828he's the best this year imo.
>>2157836the best this year is /ourguy/ from bharat launders
>>2157843launders is just awful, dude goes full TED talk during games, pulls out useless nerdy stats
>>2157828Machine and Spunj were the best. They had the crowds mega hyped during the faze vs mouz/navi games. It was so kino. Scrawnders are carisma vacuum fags.
Scrawny and Launders deserve to be muted.
>>2157850Launders is up there doing a podcast entitled "R**dit Weekly" and Scrawny is the "When you were partying, I studied The Blade" of casters. If that weren't bad enough, I don't even think they have very good chemistry with each other. I guess them being "consensus" #1 duo is due to the consensus being r**dit. If we take that to be the case then they are the weakest #1 duo ever, like comparing donk to get_right but chronologically inverted. The game has devolved.
one week to cache
>>2157975>I guess them being "consensus" #1 duo is due to the consensus being r**dit.consensus of who? i think 99% of people anywhere prefer Machine and SPUNJ as the best duo, even in Youtube or Twitch comments before the final theere was a riot when they were revealed to be doing the showmatch
>>2157995copium
now that ence - rigon + jimppihat they're surely a top 15 team
>>2157828not enough*
Top 20 players in 20251. ZywOo 2. m0nesy3. donk4. ropz5. 9106. NiKo7. mzinho8. Spinx9. torzsi10. Blitz11. xertioN12. FlameZ13. Senzu14. mezii15. Techno16. Jimpphat17. sh1ro18. TeSeS19. Wicadia20. Xantaresany objections?
>>2157996>consensus of who? Unless we run a poll or something it's impossible to define the consensus, but just based on T1 "premier" events it's clear that they are #1 this year, crowned by consensus or not. If they have casted the major finals of both majors this year, hosted by two separate TOs, then it's pretty hard to argue that they aren't at least de facto #1.
>>2158082>they have casted the major finals of both majors this yeardidn't even notice that until now, this actually sucksMachine and Spunj should have been there, even Harry and Hugo are much better for me, their Copenhagen final cast was great.
bait used to be believable
>>2157734im glad it made it
>>2157528career: revived
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOcXpX8AbYYts tuf in sweden?
>>2157975>I guess them being "consensus" #1 duono one says this, machine and spunj are #1 to every distinct cs discussing population afaik>>2158082>they have casted the major finals of both majors this yearaustin was because it's blastshit, dunno why pgl swapped, maybe they gave it up voluntarily
what if donk never fixes his tilting issue and doesnt win nearly as much as he should have because he went emo mid match
>>2158196do you actually think donk tilting and not being able to 1.5 rating solo the enemy team is the biggest barrier to his continued successI think the stuff that caused him to tilt is a bigger concern
>>2158196its ok we have zont1x and magixx again
>donk le goat>can't get two #1s in his first 2 yearskekekeke
>>2157528xielo is a weird prediction considering he's already played at a major now
>>2158196Then he doesn't deserve to win that much anywayReal GOATs know how to handle emotions under pressure
>>2158289>nigga with 4 fodders to bait vs nigga with a real team
>>2158309I don't follow, you want to retroactively strip zywoo of his 2019 and 2020 #1s?
>>2158289Congrats to Donk for farming the stats sheet I guess. Now let's see this year's trophies.
>>2158319>>2158315
donk has only 2 types of fanboysstatcels or post-2021 babies
>>2158327zywoo has 2 types of fans: french and donk haters
>>2158330But I'm french and like both.
>>2158331well you still fit into one of the boxes
>>2158330you forgot contrarians and pussy losers self-inserting
>>2158190>dunno why pgl swappedIt was ShartLadder though.
>>2158190It was not pgl, it was jeetladder
>>2158386>>2158485I meant eslI think if they wanted it they could've had it, no one was desperate for a scrawnders cast
>>2158334>pussy loserdoesn't this describe a 5'3'' 90 lb guy who got owned by a fat frechman and a brummie perfectly?
niqqas aint ready for this powerhouse trio's return
>>2158507you have no idea how important this is for me
>>2158503no, most people aren't 5'3 90lb and that's not why they like donk, it harms his reputation if anythingit's essential for a certain kind of zywoo fan that he's "like, a really nice ugly autistic fat guy with no ego who's just really good, that could've been me, he doesn't have to grind faceit or anything, isn't that cool? he's really polite and things just worked out for him because he deserved it, he never complains or changes or anything"it's an inoffensive sort of excellence that doesn't require anything of you, like a harry potter type character
>>2158507>>2158517d0nk should just go to the real russian superteam, failcoons. I'm sure that bringing back what was the problem just some months ago in fatgixx and bodyshotix will make them better than vita lmao.
damn starladder actually cut out the little pussy's hissyfit from their vod of the gameKWAB
>if you like zywoo you self-insert
My self-inserts? ropz and rain.
>>2158538>frogpost>retardevery time
>>2158542based
>>2158543
>>2158289donk top 1 confirmed LETS GO
>>2158289>graph shows a massive difference between two players>scale doesn't start from 0every time
>>2158710the scale is from shitter to godlikeit's pointless to start at 0 rating which no one has
floppy's hidden youtube account
Damn, falcons fans look like this?
The chud marches on
>>2158740Navi: ukranian fansFaze: zoomersFalcons: chinksFuria: braziliansVitality: no fans
/magog/ I think I know how to settle down the donk vs Zywoo debate...
>>2158803Spirit sexiest team now
>>2158805>Vitality: no fansWrong.
>>2156122>>2156150where'd you read that?
>>2158805>Faze: zoomersAlso wrong.
astralis players would rather play with regali and some other random than s1mple and electronic, and faze denied bcgs offer of 10m for their core, no wonder they gotta settle for saw
>>2158906>sawthey are going to 100 thieves bro
So Astralis ded now?
>>2158989lucky
>>2158805>chinksworse, it's fujoids
>>2158989kwab
official top 10 is out
>>2159027>ropz below m0NESYMental.>frozen and Twistzz in the top 10Even as a FaZe fan, it feels insane to do this desu.
>>2159093kwab
>>2159105based and red (hair) pilled
>>2158710>erm why didn't you start the rating graph at 0, a 1.10 player is basically the same as a 1.35 player, have some perspectiveare you retarded
>>2158710actually I'm even more mad, it fucking says on the graph "bounds set at 2nd and 100th percentiles"
>>2159105mad bitch
>>2159093If fEAR shaves his head he will look like a complete psychopath.
who yall got #14
>>2159202Senz'
https://x.com/pansy/status/2006046917931778139BROSSS
>>2159202Broky
>>2159093only the goat coach (b1ad3) can handle those two
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1xDrOizxkvQ
>>2159220Pansy-sama fucking save us from Scr*wnders.
XANTARES > NiKo
heavygodbros...
I tried Dota 2 for the first time, shit sucks ass. I don't get why Russians and S1mple love this shit.
>>2159284play deadlock
>>2157597velly wise chinaman....velly velly wise....
T-Twistzz #13 next!..
>>2159270they need to stop doing this gay ass "7th best on dust 2 b" shit when all the stats are around or above his year-end rankingtell me what he was godawful at that dropped him from #9 to #14, put the normal stat he was #42 at in the image
Well basically no more surprises are possible after this
>>2159296everyone who believed this is a total braindead retard, why would a random chinese person know what 2 non-chinese are deciding, what makes it believable when it gets spread around on the same day that #15 is revealed and has mistakes like misspelled names and wrongly listed accolades? nothing, it had as much credibility as this years top 20 itself
xantares really? that nigga hasn't won shit
why did he choke this year?
>>2159093KWABSTRALIS thougheverbeit, it's a good call those two together are a nightmare for a team, and if they couldn't handle even cadian's assertiveness, the team would be dead on arrival. I really can't imagine any mix roster that you could make a elec + simple duo work with these days, you'd have to dig out even older uncs like edward and zeus and/or have blade as a coach.I can only imagine the abuse those SAW nobodies are going to get lmao.
zont1x: promising rookie from spirit, he thought donk was his good friend since they came up from the academy together but he didnt know what he was in sote for him. at first everything was good, they were winning trophies and it seemed like spirit was the next era team.. but then it started, "zoooont1x drop me ak", "zoooont1x come flash for me", "zoooont1x why you trolling game", zoooont1x i need you to bait for me. it was NONSTOP, eventually it had gotten to the point where he had to ask to leave the team because of health issues. the constant abuse and manipulation had taken its toll on him :(chopper: great respected igl in the pro scene for 200 years almost. career ruined from what he thought was his golden ticket to the promised land. he did everything for donk, sleepless nights cooking up strats with hally and it even got to the point where he was so focused on helping donk to win his wife told him its over... and his thanks from donk? kick for someone who never been iglzweih: top talent in CIS scene, everyone knew he have potential to be next ropz or even mezii but his dreams were crushed fast! he was already comfortable in one of the biggest orgs itw (nemiga) but donk had convinced to come to spirit with talks of trophies and prize money, his story was the same as zont1x but much faster. instantly they won cologne and blast when he had joined. but as soon as he started to underperfom things went south very very fast. one day he just woke up to see he is on transfer list with no notice at all, he thought he was safe with a 5 year contract but he doesnt know that donks words are stronger than any contract in the world of team spirit. another career ruinedin conclusion we can agree that donk is the greatest talent to ever touch the game, but behind that small boy with the biggest talent lies behind a ruthless snake, who will do anything he can to destroy those that go against him or underperform.
>>2159414wasting your life pretending to be retarded for attentionafter a certain point you're just being a retard
>>2159414seethe
>>2159522Why is m0NESY so zesty?
>>2159522they're so fucking gay
>>2159529no proof
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EzdItMGTkG0so tuff
>>2159220reminds me of the dark times ESL had salaried cheap casters who were put in every S tier tournament over better casters who cost more moneylets hope pansy gets her throat cut by some muslim before some dei panel hires her
>>2160077weird incel
>>2160077based chad
we need to discuss the observer situation
>>2160077pansy is a good caster
>>2160105how'd you know?Pansy rightfully quit casting cs a long time ago and we've all been better off for it.
New thread, NEW THREAD RIGHT FUCKING NOW! Or else… Don't test me...
nah, don't need it, no games
>>2160111because I watched the tournaments where she was casting, her and moses/machine made a good duo
>>2160113wait until image limit you uppity nigger
>>2160113start spamming lucy pics
>>2160164last year she was active was 2018 and that was a period when she was a C tier talent being gifted jobs to cast S tier tourneys
should i bother opening the genesis terminals or do i just sell them? i don't really like the skins in it but if they increase in price maybe i'll bite
Parivision? More like Trannyvisionhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
>>2159523That little kid in the chair controls everything in Team Spirit. Crazy how much power he has. Spirit knows if he leaves they are fucked so he has them by the balls. The aura is so immense
>*walks up to you*>hey bro, zywoo is the best player in the world right?be careful what you say next
>>2160235I would tell him he's wrong then calmly state that donk is the best player
>>2160242
>>2160242*POW* RIGHT IN THE KISSER
Lmfao even Vitality's twitter is botted as fuck. They have 3 times more followers than faze and furia (745k) but yet they barely have interactions, 1k likes at most on all their tweets. THESE NIGGAS HAVE NO FANS LMAO KWAB!
>>2160292transition already
>>2160292it's because vitaltiy has a bunch of teams in other esportstheir cs twitter account only has 89k followers
>>2160296The numbers are on the shitter too LMAO!!! KWAB KWAB KWAB THESE NIGGAS HAVE NO FANS!
>>2160292Their major championship vlog hasn't even broke 100k views yet.. Shameful fanbase. Us Spirit chads OWN them in terms of viewership and content. They can win trophies with their superteam but who will remember it? They have no fanbase to carry their legacy.. Spirit on Top!
>>2160302>the actual wins don't even count anymoreLMAOOOOOOO
>>2160302A random fattigan blog walking around budapest has more views than the number 1 team in the world winning the major. KWAB!
It's almost New Year's and F0zebabbies are STILL coping here instead of spending time with their families
>>2160292>>2160300>>2160305what the fuck someone black pill me on why vitalitys numbers are so shiteven astralis had better numbers during their reign of terror
>>2160311No black pill, these niggas have no fans simple as that LMAO.
Why are f0ze and sp0r0t niggas like this? Not even a v0tality fan but this is genuinely pathetic.
>>2160339niggas can't take the L and just wait for the next events
this is itthe start of north america counter strike's yearwe will win
>>21603502025-12-31 00:00 to 2025-12-31 23:59 NA eraundisputed
why are americans into cs as an esport anywayTheir countrymen prefer other games, just follow games where those people succeed in
>>2160379brownest post itt award
>>2160391likely the same jeet who said he can't understand how you could like or root for a team that isn't currently winning trophies/favorite to win the major lmao
>muh fans
>>2159093s0mple negative aura
>>2160417rooting for a team that doesnt have anything to do with your nationality or such is like cheering for someone who isnt you fucking your wife
>>2160423cuckold projectingI see nothing wrong not only rooting for a foreign team but root against your countrymenI hate team spirit because of what it did to ru scene and I wish he'd go international so that 90% of the cancerous stat-obsessed newfaggots that ruined cs discussion fuck right off
>>2160453Keep telling yourself that, buddy.
https://youtu.be/85QMxpN0XjI
If you aren't cheering for Team Spirit what are you even doing with your life desu.donk = The super prodigy aura godmagixx = femboy IGL zont1x = stoic mogger with mysterious auratN1r = labubu vibes goatsh1ro = Chill happy guy
>>2160493so, who's getting kicked first?
what the fuck
https://escorenews.com/en/csgo/news/74748-molodoy-i-ve-beaten-everyone-in-duels-so-for-me-i-was-the-best-awper-in-2025kek so it's not only his delusional annoying fans that think awper h2hs are meaningful, don't like this guy one bit
dead game
They should have put Simple and Blamef together in the same team. Utter Tier2 domination cinematography.
who yall got #13and who the fuck is cobrazera
this dude had 1 good map in his career vs falcons, 0.99 vs top 50they should've kept that boomer
>>2160889yea not looking promising, thought for sure senzu was returning especially when they all attended some talk show together
senzu really? that nigga hasn’t won shit
>>2161049you are talking about CS2 world champion Senzu
https://x.com/amkalesports/status/2006442206438330449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfeZb3YnrlI
>>2160417jeet this jeet thatbuckbroken beyond belief
is we getting a update
>>2161332if you're going to reply just to show that it upsets you, use a filter bucko.
>>2160235Meanwhile ZywOo standing next to him, cute and delicate like a flower
happy new year mag0gers
Twistzz or Heavygod, who's not making it? I think it has to be Twistzz.
>>2161563expect the unexpected
Maybe Vitality has no fans, but I'm glad they're here to put donkey in his place and to show stat trannies that there's levels to this. There's a gap between stomping faceit bums on mirage 24/7 and tier 1 pro play, just like theres a gap pn donkeys anus from all the raping vitality did KWAB!
>>2161363not a lil bitch like you
>>2161500Happy New Year to the esteemed members of the 'g0g.Except the f0zeniggas of course, KWAB!
T- *nervous gulp* Twistzz #12 n-next...
>>2161500>>2161779Happy new year my goggersLoved watching the games with you
>>2160574Jonathan WON'T like this!!
Pari chads, how is it looking for us in 2026? I'm not too sure Zweih, AW was shaping to be good but I guess him getting the axe was punishment for that navi game.
>>2161809aw was their worst player.now he was actually decent at the major and saved them a few times, so it's a bit sad he gets rewarded by getting benched after that.
>>2161809>AW was shaping to be goodhe wasn't, he had the stupidest mistakes all throughout his tenure, it was clear he's too low IQ for tier-1 which PARI are aiming forzweih, firepower wise, is at the very least a sidegrade, the floor is AW's average performance, so it's a great signing.on Spirit zweih was bad, sure, but it's clear fraud hally just plugged-in the guy to try and boost chopper somewhatBELCHONOKK will probably now be the new SANJI, given that he's clearly an onliner with shaky hands on LAN, while zweih gets some breathing room with potential to take over nota's spots if he performs wellMy only worry is if Jame is capable of AWP IGLing in tier-1.5 space because Stage 2 and 3 were horrendous from him and he can't focus less on IGLing and let the game flow a bit since they don't even know how to execute A on overpass
>>2161773If you're not a bitch then stop acting like one
>>2161816I mean you're the one chimping out about jeets aka calling anything or anyone you don't like jeets
No repeated flags so far. Cool!
>>2161822well no not really, I do mean it's a brown way of thinking, and I suspect that that particular poster is a jeet. you keep calling me a bitch and yet you can only find grievance with the one word I used, so filter it. you're the one bitching by definition.
>>2161843you could have posted this epic fun fact on reddit. guaranteed 2k karma
>>2161332jeets literally think like blacks and trannies innit also buckbrocken is when your entire subcontinent is in constant vassal to the foreigners honestly I am impressed about jeets' mental coping
>>2162040>tim>stew>ska>n0thingvgh...
>>2161906No I'm the only sir itt and I'm not the one who said that. You're just a bitch ass nigga.>>2161973jewslave says what?
CS is rip!
2026 is the year of the Falcons
2026 is the year of the fat femboy igl
2026, the year of the Clan
>>2162228and the hawk too huh?
habby nu year cstards
could it be the least exciting roster mania of all time
>>2162040insane that absolute bot trash like shroud and skadoodle got careers when your avg 3k elo european would anally rape them
>>2162366that's funny, I remember him anally raping some europeanshttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2318632/faze-vs-cloud9-eleague-major-2018
>>2162459NiKo is worse than the avg 3k elo european
>>2162066>y-you're a jewslave>types like a wannabe groidjust because you look like a turd doesn't make you black. filter or pipe down, crybaby.
>>2162459i remember c9 almost getting eliminated in the swiss stage, then autimatic (and maybe others) changed his hardware (even when it was against the rules), and suddenly c9 started winning everything
>>2162536>pre aiming angles looks sus the 1% of the time there's someone behind a wallyou are very boring, post something good at least
>>2162705baaaasseed
>>2162705donk top 1 confirmed now since Twistzz is above mezii with 0 achievements. Lets go Danya! You deserve it
>broky top 11crazy
deserved mezii
>>2162705he deserved to be top10
>>21627238 mvps >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4 mvps
>>21627621.48 rating in the big 4 tournaments > 1.32 rating1.42 rating 2025 > 1.30 rating 2025donk won. it's over
>>21627658 times most valuable player in tournaments including 3 super elites tournament > group stage merchant and meltdows between maps
someone done bought phzy
>>2162772ZywOo lost bro. Twistzz > mezii proves it.. I'm a ZywOo fan too bro but we have to accept reality now. donk is just too good individually
>>2162723What makes you think twistzz will be in the top20? he played very few playoff games.
>>2162806Nta but there's no one else to put from the remaining possible players
>>2162778>I'm a ZywOo fan too bro
>>2162833zywoo, donk, ropz, shiro, flamez, monesy, molodoy, frozen, kscerato, spinx....fuck you're right
>>2162853heavygod maybe but it counters my playoff maps played theorybut he was mvp.
s11mple
When you think about so far among the players in the top20, only b1t and iM were the players who didn't a win a trophy this year.
>>2162874wait frozen is in the top10 and he didn't win shit
>>2162879wait till you find out about m0nesy...
>>2162883oh god
Twistzz #11 next for sure haha...
>>2162905dude played for 3 months
>>2162926Yea but he activated the FaZe magic.
>Astralis set to sign phzyit's over
>>2162516Shan't be doing either, fat fucking incel.
>>2162762then heavygod should be above ropz
>>2163085blast london wasn't an elite event. that's my cope
is nexa a cuck?
>>2163107Almost assuredly
>>2163205this doesn't take multikill potential into account
But why AW? Didn't he make a few important clutches at the major? Their run was deeper than anyone expected, this change seems ill-timed.
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2388956/team-chopper-vs-team-magixx-showmatch-csno one told me this humiliation ritual happened
>>2163379I didn't know this information
>>2163379i was don't know this details
you alrady posted that lil bro youve been tested and failed
why do you want to make a new thread thar bad?
>>2163455grim>>2163454probably so he can make some dogshit opening post
Faggots on magog timid to /pol/, tranny posting and 0 spamming, but insta call the janny over some pics to reach image limit. Cucked board.
lil bro got smokedanyways, blast bounty is only in 11 days i think we can make it till then
kek
Uncle karrigan has one more in him he will win the major
>>2163498wasn't the one who reported you but stop being a faggot, go do shit with your family
I think the five seven should be nerfed. A lot of the teams got away with cheap kills during eco thanks to the armor penetration.
This is so true. Valorant is desperately trying to copy cs success in both esports and skins, but they will never reach these heights
>>2163513this post did not need an image attached with itit's obvious what you're doing, autistic retard
>>2163519sybau!
The top 10 is looking really strong kicking off 2026
chatgpt ahh posts
m0NESY the charmer or asian people
As soon as this bozo makes a new thread, I'll make one too and we'll use that.
G2 hour baby. The lads are cooking up strats to finally beat vitality.
>>2163532
Wildcard roster announced
>>2163531yea nah i'm making the thread first so he can't>>2163540>>2163540>>2163540>>2163540>>2163540
>>2163534>>2163539lmao i respect the commitment to this autismo ya got what ya wantedkys when you get the chance tho
>>2163526>falcons #3
