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LETS FUCKING GO ENKE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ez4parialways believed in /ourfreaks/
>>2188239>/ourfreaks/Too bad they kicked the human-frog-hybrid. He really tied the squad together imo.
kicking zweih was a mistake
>>2188241>human-frog-hybridThat's Zywoo thougheverbeit
>>2188241I liked the hunchback of notre dame too, but human-donut-hybrid is just better
I fucking love young teams and I hope they rapes the oldfags
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm spirit sissies??? we're getting raped already?!
>lets bring this fat tranny back surely we will get results this timelamo
>>2188253The vibes while getting raped are immaculate though.
How tilted is Donk right now?
Ermmmm what the heckyy?
jameCoin to the moon
MAN LIKE STRESSAN
Ehmmmmmm delete this stream NOW!
people saying chopper was useless already crying
Navi vs Akuma scenarion...
bros, better prepare your kassad apology forms
troon just dropped breaktime kino
>>2188274
>sh0r0 wh
Who do we blame now Spiritsisters?
>donk holds w down short>win roundits all coming together zpirit zisters
one of the greatest psyops zywoo fans ever pulled off is making community believe this guy is good
chopper left and so did cheats...
its kinda nice that zontix has his ct positions
sinnerbros... we got too cocky
zisters... we got too cocky
Bring back chopper
Are there actual Sinners fans here or just people who want to laugh as Spirit?
>>2188304/cs2g/ is SINNERS turf
is this a hvh game wtf
1v9 hhhhh
>>2188304/beastik/ formerly /magog/
>>2188304/magog/ likes only two thingsSinners and /ourguy/ Mauisnake
online results don't matter.
>>2188304obviously the latternot even Czechs root for sinners since -oskar
t1nr is looking kinda shit ngl
13-11 on Zpirit's map pick vs T3? I have seen enough, bring back Chopped and Zweight.
Good job Spiritsisters, we managed to 24 rounds some randoms, we're so back.
>>2188313because he's playing with donkwatch PARIVISION pick him up in the off-season for belchonokk and he's suddenly top-20 material again
hate this faggot so much
>>2188313why other east asian women don't look like this?they all flat and short
>>2188319how to spot a scrawnders fan
>>2188319Ermm he did lose a lot of weight tho. Did you know he rides bicycles?
I did it, I just did the fucking thing.5 years ago I decided I wanted to get better at this game and bought a stattrak AK. I just hit 100k kills on it, mainly through playing DM. I want to thank everyone who has been following me on my journey.
>>2188320what
>>2188324Did you get better?
>>2188313looks like a manthis finnbro rizzing up the best mainland china has to offerhttps://youtu.be/6r1PbysSKso
>>2188317I disagree, he doesn't have an overlap with donk in the server at all and he's not playing bitch spots like zweihI blame hally, he can't coach riflers, donk would be twice the player under dastan
>>2188328No, in CSGO I was MGE and in CS2 I'm the equivalent of MGE. I know only 1 smoke (Anubis T to connector) and generally play like shit since I only learned how to hold W
>>2188317>>2188326>>2188331these are all men btw
stop posting women, it's fucking gay
>>2188323>>2188319obsessed
>>2188332All that matters is the skin and the 100k kills anyway.
>>2188313>>2188326is it the ainu admixture responsible for bigger tits?
>>2188285what do zywoo fans have with zont1x? take medswhole sporit fanbase glazes zont1x for unknown reasons
>>2188340extremely high aura, clutch, good CT player, bodyshot goat
>>2188340its zywoofans that are pushing for spirit stacked with firepower meme though
>>2188344nice made up narrative
>>2188340calm your tits, zywoo fans are just saying that zontix is better than 2018-19 rpk
>m0gixx
>>2188338When you apply reasoning and logic to CS leveling up your stattrak really is the only true lasting thing one can achieve in the game.Winning or losing a game is just a drop in the bucket. Ranks come and go, these will be forgotten en wiped every season. Normalised through a mathematical system. Meanwhile every kill in DM will be with you forever. Like a patch on your shoulder. They are all there for you and everyone else to see.
Who's being kicked from Spirit after this game?
how CT sided is Nuke? do you need at least 8 rounds on CT side?
>>2188362>how CT sided is Nuke?Very. 7 CT rounds are the bare minimum.
donk is so cute when he's mad
did magixx get even fatter
>>2188369possiblyat
>>2188369he's bulking, don't judge
donk hits that with chopper
>>2188369He missed 6 months of walking through airports and in/out of venue shuttles
ebic
way better than i expected from sinners. even on nuke i feel like they did better than the scoreline suggests
2027 majors will be FIReSPORTS Buenos Aires and Perfect World Shanghai
Anoobass is back?!
>>2188391yeah but they will update it in 3 days
>>2188388From that same article, 2028 majors will be hosted by ESL and BLAST
>Fans will be delighted to come to a city like Buenos Aires, a city that blends European and Latin American influenceskek this reminds me of that argentinian president calling themselves came from ships while Brazilians came from jungle
Who are we rooting for the pidors or the macacos?
>>2188403dumb comparison, BA is called the Paris of South America because architecturally it does resemble European cities, he's not wrong
Has a city been chosen to host a second Major this quickly? Valve must really have liked the response to Shanghai.
lmao
>>2188452fucking messi drone.
piriajr rekt them
>>2188235kek blessed OP image
>ESL Impact winner kyossa retiresxDDD
goddamn these niggas fucking SUCK
more like GapedBoom
Good thing is looks like the draft will start early today
boomboom chads.......
first professor masterclass of the year#DIADEFURIA
Do you think we'll actually see any teams wager their bounty this time around?
>>2188534i think that got removed
>>2188555I guess they realized how useless it was.
furia back with their bullshit smoke kills
>>2188560so how does that work? I play poker and bountry tournaments, you only win half of the bounty of the players you knock out while those knocked out keep all their bounty earned
>>2188560it's because doing that fucked your vrs
>MOLODOY IS SO YOUNGwhy is this the point they keep going with? there's plenty of t1 pros younger than him.
>>2188574Because this 1 ugly pimple faced ruski fuck saved an entire nation of over 200 million monkeys.
>>2188574p1mple
>>2188564Team could wager their bounty before the match, a double or nothing type of deal. But as >>2188565 mentioned it's bad for your VRS due to how prizemoney influences the points earned. So lower ranked teams preferred to play it safe and the few times a top team offered it the opponent always rejected it.
Furia has the most Jewish playstyle. No, this statement does not require further elaboration - it is self evident for anyone who's watching their matches.
>>2188598If you do not see how Jewish it is to play to win I don't know what to tell you. Educate yourself and do better in the future.
>>2188598>>2188602samefag fag
>play jewishly>still lose to teams playing honorablysuch is the life of monkeys
>>2188606I implore you to go on your own fact finding mission. At this moment you may not see the truth of my statement but I assure you that with time you too will arrive at a point from which you will see what I see.
>>2188606Holding off-angles and not going for obvious bait is peak kike behaviour and I won't have it in my games
>>2188622Based retardmaxxer
Yekindar entrying a stacked site with a triple kill, i thought i'd never see it again after he went to Liquid
Notice how FalleN never shows the back of his head to cameras...
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA KWABS
>>2188637he must have dozens of scars from all the hair plugs taken.
Shan't finna be watching these upcoming chingapore and changhai majors volvo. Unless you plan on turning the game into anime girls and bingbingwahoo you're always gonna be a t2 game in china. do better.
>>2188662Shanghai Major was fucking awesome
>>2188667no it was terrible. what a joy to wake up at 3 am... fuck you.
>>2188671The world doesn't revolve around you bitch ass
this anti brazilian posting a bit embarassing, reeks of /int/ in here.
>>2188672I have zero proof I'm not the main character. you're maybe all NPCs
We hate everyone sissy no one is safe
HOLY FUCKING ACE
pooria getting aced by some t3 shitter
>>2188672it's at a bad time for basically all of CS fans besides China and some russians. The difference is that for a Chinese fan, watching a tournament in Central europe is actually ideal as most tournaments start in the morning and end by like 7-8 local time. This means for them the games don't start till after work/school, and you get to watch in the evening and into the night, like 1-2 am at the latest. When it's the other way around and hosted in china or australia it just becomes unwatchable for everybody else. There's really no reason to host a major outside of Europe, and certainly not a bunch of them in the space of a few years.
>>2188655that's been happening with every top team here though
this 9ine is such a whatever EU mix team it's unreal, of all the boring EU mixes this one is the worst by far, like i don't even know who is supposed to be the star player in this team
when do we know about the next match ups?
>>2188703They all look like Brazilians bro what are you even saying
>>2188713I think they do it now after the interviews. the matches are tomorrow and it's already late here.
>>2188276My wife
>tiktok kids like donkholy based
kekindar let the success go to his head, making fun of 9ine for picking them as if that's an insult or that they had great options left
Just got home from after works drinks Is it worth watching the VOD of today?
i think Heroic are stronger than Astralis or Liquid, but ok
>>2188743oh wait, just remembered they are without an awper this event, then it makes more sense
>>2188743GODquid is winning this event
>>2188692Irrelevant
>>2188745Fix your font rendering nigga
ez4liquid
https://www.hltv.org/news/43648/hltv-awards-fans-come-here-top-20-controversies-zywoo-vs-donk-and-more-ft-thorin/ourguy/ is moving back up in the world
>>2188745I love you br0 but change it to br1ky and tw0rstzz
sn0x is a real oneno bullshit about "we're a good counter for this team blah blah" just straight up "aurora is the worst among the best"
damn eyeballers unlucky to choose last
JW finna cook vitality.
>>2188781
falcons last picked twice, confirmed to be the strongest, scariest team itw
No one wants to step on dogshit
JW gonna rape no fans v0tality just like how he raped and gaped f0ze
>>2188803b0sed!
What's the story behind this "f0ze" guy? He appeared right when that thirdies guy disappeared.Curious...must study
PainGentle MatesAuroraFalconsParivisionSpiritVitalityFuria
based desu
>>21888222 rounds in and all the games are still shit
kek niggas still seething about f0ze getting raped and gaped kwab!"must study" go back
Thats all of the picks
>>2188820It is a deeply ill individualWe prefer not to speak of him
>>2188820if you've been here for more than a year you should already know which posters to ignoreif you haven't it should still be really obvious. No need to lurk. Nobody else does anyway
in case somebody didn't see, Krakow stage 1 match upss1mple vs Legacy GL - Aurora and Liquid - NiP rematch
JW Chad
>>2188803c0pe
>fireleague hosting the major Will they surpass the subway lan?
upsets inc fromgamerlegionparivisionpain
>>2188900PV and paiN are favorites in their games
>>2188855wow that's kino
So, the new HLTV video showed that s1mple won the top 1 award by ONE point over device.this is nuts.
>>2188956unlucky for devvebut s1mple deserved it more in both years, devve never felt to me that dominant like zywoo does in vitality despite both being 'boring' awpers in era-defining teams, just the statistically best guy
>>2188956thank god he did, he deserved it that year
>>2188969across all their dozens of trophies and finals, s1mple zywoo and donk dropped 1 total mvp to a teammate, and it was to electronic at a $250k meme lan navi lostmagisk has a major mvp, kjaerbye had another, dupreeh had 2 normal mvps, xyp had one, gla1ve had one, it's not the same
>>2188990>and it was to electronic at a $250k meme lan navi lostthat meme LAN might have cost s1mple top 1 in 2020. there were few LANs played that year
godf already carrying big
>>2189009s1mple had a 1.30 on lan and zywoo a 1.21, out before playoffs at both lans he playedI don't think a c-tier mvp was putting him over the top
>>2189026It was famously the closest top 1 race ever where no one truly knew who will be #1 until it was announced, the decision came down to some big match ratings and shit like that, anything could have pushed s1mple to top 1. not saying it 100% would, but it's very possible.
>>2189015not surprisedeven as igl he's way better than that sorry squadimagine if they finally got rid of tabsen and instead got someone blamef might actually respect and give room for on the server. they'd be a certified tier2 team fighting for top30
kennyS new vlog is doing crazy numbers rn. 3k views in 7 hours. Maybe next time put donk in the thumbnail you silly frenchie
>>2189099>3k views in 7 hoursvita sissies we are getting cooked uncS
segukawa
>>21890991 swede already figured that out lol
>>2189099>>2189103>>2189258Didn't know we had so many NEETs in this general.
>statsfags lost>turn into viewfags insteadyou people need a life
>>2189263I just came back from my shift bruh
>>2189267And you thought this was the best use of your time?
>>2189270I love to post on /magog/!(frogs run this shit btw)
Grim.
https://x.com/CS2News_EN/status/2012194632231162322
>>2189292YEEEEEEEEEEESESSSSSSS!!!!!
>>2189292Europoors completely cucked lol
>>2189292Hmm yeah that's a trustworthy source. Maybe we should ask Overdrive to corroborate this claim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=511UYmoJinc
>>2189292IEM Nuuk when?
>>2189408did he make money
>>2189263what does me being a comfy neet have to do with vitalitys lack of a fan base?
>>2189428no
I can't wait for our boy JW to rape and gape apEX and his jewish team
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roo1hsM300M
>n0kozz
rip "the next m0nesy"
>>2189586yeah dunno, he's been shit every game i've seen
>>2189589headtr1ck or the academy guy
>>2189591bottrick no idea who the other guy isi just remember hattrick was hyped for some reason but he sucked every time i saw him plat
>>2189514>Freya: your best teammate in each of these categories>IGL? karrigan>AWPer? m0NESY b-but GuardiaN was best too!>best raw gamesense? olof/huNter>best at coms? rain>hardest worker? TeSeS>best underpressure? m0NESY b-but GuardiaN was best too! but I'll choose GuardiaN>funniest? JACKZSo much fucking FaZe and yet you left you fucking chokingfaggot.
How many for Falcons tomorrow?
>>2189601>for some reasonyeah because people thought he was gonna be the next m0nesy, that was the jokem0nesy got sold to g2 from navi academy, he pops off, a year later navi academy have a new 1.30 rated awping kid tearing up t3, nip get baited into spending a ton on him, and he's instantly mid
>>2189610f0ze and n0k0 deserve each other
so i was watching through blast bounty, and is there a particular reason why anubis is one of the maps that keeps popping up in these clutch clips that show during half-time?
>>2189729pic relatedwas anubis just a really popular map for pro play?
>>21896276 is all they get
>>2189610The lion will make an example out of niko and ropz for being backstabbing jews
>>2189739clutches usually revolve around a site, and anubis sites are hard to hold
the li0n is obese and washed up and should retire with whatever little dignity he has left, which includes not getting raped even more by his fellow washed up obese lions
>>2188760jeetbro keep dat head lookign STRAIGHT forward at all timesdo NAWT try to flex a side profile
fraud of the year (FOTY)
Thank you Youtube, very cool.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bqU6HkySUc
>>2189822vghhhhhhhhh cvnvdv
>>2189821What do the numbers mean
The stage is set, the lion is using JW as a proxy for his next move.
>>2189829how good you were at an event, 5+ usually evp, 10 is a donk-tier mvp but they can go as low as 6-8 depending
>>2188956they don't just go by the points
>>2189850>zywoo's best year was weaker than s1mple's second-best according to this>also weaker than devicelol!!
>>2189862astounded by how retarded you are, and I'm a s1mple-and-donkfag and zywoo hater
>>2189821you realize they are the ones deciding on the numbers they give players for their performance at an event? adding up a bunch of subjective/biased numbers at the end of the year isn't making it any more accurate. basically they didn't want niko to get evps at certain events to justify the engagement bait placement, and 5 is the magic number so he instead got 4 at a few where he played well including EWC due to farming vitality in a supposedly meaningless 1m dollar 3rd place match. they then go on to rob monesy of his deserved chengdu evp for having a single bad map in that events 3rd place decider which he carried in otherwise, that's the stated reason by the way, they're not consistent just saying whatever fits the agenda. you can't explain how torzsi got evps for epl21 or cologne but niko didn't for melbourne or rivals s1 either, it's the same ratings with a similar fall off in the final, only mouz lost to spirit in embarrassing fashion in one of them rather than vitality
>>2189829
>>2189965>rob monesy of his deserved chengdu evp for having a single bad map in that events 3rd place decider which he carried in otherwiseFalse, he was the reason they lost to FURIA in semi-finals. He went negative and thus didn't confirm that he is worthy of an EVP after farming mighty Astralis and TyLoo in groups.0 ADR first half on Inferno, 0.29 rating on second half of Mirage, what a hypercarry. Keep lying though, that sure fits YOUR agenda.>you can't explain how torzsi got evps for epl21 or cologne torzsi carried in both those events and was gunning for MVP in Cologne. They had difficult paths in both those events, FURIA-Vita-Spirit for Cologne and G2-Spirit-Vita for EPL.>but niko didn't for melbourne or rivals s1Melbourne: 4th best playoffs rating, below m0NESY TeSeS and KYXSANRivals S1: 4th best playoffs rating, below m0NESY TeSeS and MAGISK>it's the same ratings torzsi: 1.18 in Cologne, 1.12 in EPLNiKo: 1.11 in Melbourne, 0.96 in Rivals S1>basically they didn't want niko to get evps at certain events Because he was trash and a liability when it mattered the most.
>>2189984retard, you're excusing torszi for the same things he was guilty of while they had equally difficult paths and pulling up wrong numbers
>>2189991>you're excusing torszi for the same thingsCologne: best playoffs rating by farEPL: best playoffs rating by far>while they had equally difficult paths Falcons Melbourne: GAMERLEGION - MOUZ - VitalityFalcons Rivals S1: MOUZ - Vitality (8 teams event)MOUZ Cologne: FURIA - Vitality - SpiritMOUZ EPL: G2 (m0NESY) - Spirit - VitalityWhere are the equally difficult paths when one event is a freakish abomination and the other has GamerLegion fluke over top 5 team G2 or top 8 team FURIA?>pulling up wrong numbersm0NESY disasterclass in semi-finals vs FURIA: https://www.hltv.org/stats/matches/120356/falcons-vs-furia?contextIds=19230&contextTypes=playerCologne playoffs: https://www.hltv.org/stats/players?event=8038&playoffMatchType=PLAYOFFSEPL playoffs: https://www.hltv.org/stats/players?event=8292&playoffMatchType=PLAYOFFSMelbourne playoffs: https://www.hltv.org/stats/players?event=8036&playoffMatchType=PLAYOFFSRivals playoffs: https://www.hltv.org/stats/players?event=7905&playoffMatchType=PLAYOFFSPoint out where I am wrong.
>>2189999you're literally omitting every non-playoff game as if they don't matter and falcons winning over spirit in them are a formality, then in the same breath going on about how hard it was for mouz to face them. not gonna bother rebutting all the shit you wasted time writing as it's it's plain to see you won't ever change your mind, possibly about anything at all
>>2190007>you're literally omitting every non-playoff game as if they don't matter They don't.>how hard it was for mouz to face themFacing Spirit in playoffs isn't the same as facing Spirit in group stage.>not gonna bother rebutting all the shit you wasted time writing as it's it's plain to see you won't ever change your mind, possibly about anything at allKill yourself, NiKofaggot.
>>2190010you first autistic freak, and nice cope, how come they were losing in playoffs and groups to niko and monesy all the same until budapest? it's humorous how your obnoxious typing style gives you away and how you always ignore everything you don't got a retarded gotcha for when you do your stupid quotes, you've yet to answer why ewc's 3rd place decider is meaningless but 1 half in chengdu's means the world, here's your idol stating it's basically up to their whims whether somethings a 4 or 5 by the way, I win you lose byebye https://youtu.be/XYeYPIGLAHY?t=4015
>Stats fags going at it again on a friday nightthe state of you
>>2190017>how come they were losing in playoffs and groups to niko and monesy all the same until budapest? Relation to the argument? Give niko pity EVP for being in a better team?>it's humorous how your obnoxious typing style gives you away and how you always ignore everything you don't got a retarded gotcha for when you do your stupid quotesNiKofaggot schizo babble. Refute NiKo being worse than kyxsan and Magisk in both events you've listed where he got "robbed" then talk.>you've yet to answer why ewc's 3rd place decider is meaningless but 1 half in chengdu's means the worldBecause one half is in semi-finals and the other is the decider in a meme event where a "million dollars" is money for your boss, not for you.>here's your idol stating it's basically up to their whims whether somethings a 4 or 5 by the way, I win you lose byebye He doesn't say that, he says that his Melbourne run was SIMILAR to other events where he got a 5. Want me to post the meaning of the word "similar" for you? Having a resemblance in appearance, character, or quantity, without being identical. Closer to a 5 but ultimately a 4 because he was TRASH.
>>2190027oh, I didn't realize you were actually autistic, I just used it as a generic insult but I actually have to quote your exact words for every sentence I write? the relation is obviously about your claim of there being a big difference between facing spirit in groups or playoffs, and the half in question is the one where monesy had 0 adr, which was in the 3rd place decider which apparently meant a lot, ok last reply can't be bothered with your retarded ass
>>2190035>the relation is obviously about your claim of there being a big difference between facing spirit in groups or playoffsYeah, by the virtue of playoffs being single-elimination and way more high-pressure environment. I still don't see how this relates to NiKo or may0nesy getting "robbed" in the events where they sharted playoffs.>the half in question is the one where monesy had 0 adr, which was in the 3rd place decider which apparently meant a lotOhh, you're about that 0 ADR comment. Sorry, he was just abysmal dogshit, but did have 29.4 ADR on T-side Inferno. Give him EVP now.>ok last reply can't be bothered with your retarded assThread's not an airport, you don't have to announce your departure, especially when you can't answer with something other than "actually m0nesy didn't have 0 adr, he was just the worst player by far"
niko fans have humiliation fetishi'd be ashamed to argue that my favorite player was robbed by torzshit
The numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for Falcons at BLAST Bounty.
Some of these zywoo ones are definitely too generous, like look at who he farmed his rating from in Austin and that's a 10? 4 in Bounty S1 only for shitting on metizport and vp then getting stomped by ef? 9 in Budapest because controlez fed himself? Chengdu 8 for farming G2 with coach, lots of bad teams and mouz? The other charts they showed were much more reasonable even if some odd choices were made, the highest of them was a singular 8, donk's is fair too so I dunno why his are so inflated
>>219006710 in Austin is kinda bs especially given he ghosted the finals. A 9 would have been more fair.
https://x.com/HLTVawards/status/2012156735650402790hltv sponsored by stake started to get nervous and went to find flamezhonestly what's the point if you're just going to ask 5 people? either ask a ton or don't bother.
>>2190129Based karrigod recognized hltv's jewish tricks and picked donk
No wonder vitality has no fans, their IGL collects fucking funkos
>>2190137Problem?
it's now a full year since pain looked like a contender for best br teamtwo seasons of doing fuck all, and now getting sexually violated on their map pick by heroic
>>2190170very surprised pain are still #13 on hltv's ranking
why couldn't aurora get xfloud?my guess would be he didn't want to play under their retarded igl, but I haven't heard anything
>>2190207he didn't want to play with the roachest. knower
>>2190137The contrast between apEX's no-teeth-smile and ZywOo's being the gummiest of all time is kinda funny desu.
what's next for him?
#LIQUIDISHERE
>pain gamingdoes this word mean something different in Portuguese? what is the point of naming your team pain?
I just love hatewatching this mental midget for some reason
>>2190260that's not a picture of siuhy?
>>2190269why would I care about siuhy enough to hatewatch him?
liquid steel
>>2190272because he's the epitome of mental migidity
>>2190275you don't have to post if you have nothing to say
>>2190277you meant to reply to >>2190260
Gentle Mates are raping Liquid...
>>2190281I usually don't reply to my own postsI don't mind having a conversation with you, but at least come up with something insightful or funny instead of>he's the thing you called elige lol
How do you get owned this badly by a bunch of siesta-having lazy Spaniards
>>2190288the jew fears the wop
>>2190285once again, >>2190260 was a very insightful post, definitely original and also funny
>>2190291not my fault you're too socially handicapped to play ball
>>2190292diddums, you didn't have to come at me for also shitting on a liquid player, and then take some imaginary high ground of posts having to be insightful or funny
>>2190297then just give me a reason I should care about siuhyplenty of reason to care about elige
>>2190284They are meant to be gentle tho... ;(
gm are making non-consensual love to liquid...
Come back to NA and the pain will stop euquid.
kwab liquid jobbers
>>2190301Maybe violence is their love language?
I've heard enough, bring back scrawnders
Is Liquid the new NiP/Astralis at this point?
I thought liguid signed Morgan?
>>2190331Who?
>>2190334He is a south korean player i heard
>>2190329noliquid were never as good as them
>>2190336For their LoL team.
liquid doubters status???
siuhy the goat
>>2190340Oh I did think it was strange cuz south koreans arent really known for this game
cs2 esport would be better if bo3's was just miragedota and lol just have one map. many maps is a meme.
>it's "naf saves liquid after ultimate tries to throw" episodegetting really tiresome
>>2190347>dota and lol just have one mapYes but the also have different heroes/champs played in each game of a series.>>2190345The only shooter Koreans ever dominated was Overwatch afaik.
EASY FOR LIQUID
LIQUID IS HERE
>>2190342still here, still hatewatchingI did put money on liquid tho, after infernoas funny as it would be if they lost, I think they'll take map3
I'm here to watch top teams struggle against shitters, and laugh at them if they lose
online cs, subtick, its all fraudulent
It's over, the conquistadores got conquistados.
>sp0in
Spaniards got too cocky
why does 0ltimate even awp
LIQUID DOUBTERS IN SHAMBLES TONIGHTLIQUID BROTHERS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
>>2190137dude has fewer funkos than trophies
just realized my turk goat XANTARES is not even 3k elo wtf. how does this nigga keep his skill so high? nigga aint even playing faceit anymore
>>2190451pugs aint shit for learning he's scrimminunless you're donk but he's autistic and spent his entire formative years playing with screaming europeans in pugs
Floppy sisters.... I...
>>2190481Probably spending all his time watching MAGA shit on Twitter
>>2190488He is training, but not for cs
>>2190481he will retvrn
Boomer can't handle those zoomer reflexes
oh
come on heroic!
what if you could eat cooked chickens for +50 hp
>>2190581>0 definition on her face, just puffiness>small tits, essentially flat>old and annoyingif she were male she'd be a fat, balding virgin with a small dick posting stats on /cs2g/ on friday nights arguing who's better between donk and zywoosuch is life
>>2190583Yeah but what will vegans like tw0stzz do?
>get a (big) lead>lose a couple rounds>start sighing and screaming in teamspeak after every death>losethe aurora gameplan
Soulfly looks like a person you'd get if you combined Twistzz with that one Brazilian player
gonna lose 400 rating for this shitty fucking balance, if valve doesnt remove party queue exploiting im seriously gonna uninstall this piece of shit gameofc the 4,4k rating player outfrags the 16k too
>solo qing in the big '26ngmi
>>2190601played against 3 stacks in a row yesterday. very fun!
>>2190611Maybe get your own stack? I never play without friends, it's way more fun that way.
WOXIC MY HIGH DPI GOD I'M KNEELING!!!!!
>>2190615His high dpi is the only reason I respect him despite being a turk. Still rooting for GoonerLegion though.
>>2190612I have 1.5 friends that play cs and they are shit
>>2190619I'll be honest, none of the roaches on Aurora are hateable. They're chill, they're alright. It's the fans that are the problem.
>>2190622Our group ranges from 3k to 20k premier rating. Sometimes competitive or if we're a 5 stack even premier. It's a game we play for fun and not a rank.>>2190625XANTARES also gets some credit for having played for BIG. Don't really care about the rest though.
rez with the private dma firmware
this is awesome
>>2190625>none of the roaches on Aurora are hateable
LOOL SNAX BONKING XANTARES LIKE ITS MARIO
>>2190643We like Majer here.
>>2190647(you) like majer herehe's a brainlet shit igl carried by his players and nationality
xantares loosing it in the playercam >YA AMINA KOYIDUM
>>2190643
How many for aurora today?
>>2190651
>>2190648better than f0ttigan
Aurora could be decent but they have weak mental
>>2190657lolalright kiddo
>>2190659you said brainlet shit iglf0ttigan is 10x worse in that regardregards
>>2190662it's bedtime, sportoff you go
>>2190663I accept your concession unc.
I only hip fire sniper rifles.
i got my first ffw in 2 seasons because putin bombed ukraine last night we are now 1-1
why did we shit on him so much?
>>2190675>why did we shit on him so much?he wasn't hooxi
>>2190675he was held back by choko
how long would you last in snax's sex dungeon?
SNAX MASTERCLASS
APOLOGIZE
absolutely clapped
ash the goat coach does it again
snax's daughter coming in the room as soon as snax won the game :3
BUMAS masterclass and ch0k0 masterchoke incyeah time to order a pizder for this kino
>ash leaves>GL suddenly solves their AWP problemI'm nooticing...
this will be kino
>>2190709it willbut rn I just want to watch falcons lose (teses will probably carry again)
SAAR
afrowOo
holy yikes if falcons lose to monte
MONTE ARE COOKING
'member when we rated kysucky?
Classic Failcons
Who’s the new face coaching falcons? Where’s zonic?
>>2190742beheaded for his failure in Budapest
>>2190742former G2 analyst.dunoo where zonic is.
OH NONONO FALCONS BROS ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
Nvm, m0NESY is back to hitting shots
>sir, a second olofboost has hit the server
Gizmy a better deagler than NiKo today
>>2190755niko still great with the deagle, we only remember the misses
>niko looking dejectedthat's my niko
ksk lock in bro
NICE MAXIM
kyousuke in his pajamaswtf?
inb4 2 loses now
>>2190775he locked in on t-side
>>2190813balding@19 is crazy
How come teses is god tier online but a complete jobber at LAN?
>>2190835Many such cases
>preaim off angletesses dma user kurwa xD
>>2190835Teses is an online warrior, he chokes on lan, the old heroic curse
>>2190835he's just picking up the slag from the "starts" who don't get the same duels they usually do against top 15
>monesy missed thatyeah, falcons lose 1-2
>>2190849He's choking because teses is getting all the spotlight this game and he can't stand that
>Let me know....>DOYULUVEMELOLOMEWAYUSEDTOLUVINYABODY
>>2190813>>2190828Nah this doesn't look like balding, mayonessisy still has a ton of hair. This is more like he has a big forehead.
>kyosuckly goes underpass>*dies*>teses goes underpass>wins the round
Falcons will still win. They are just trading rounds for the sake of entertaining us, cuz a fulll blown stomp isin't fun, they want to keep the hatewatchers at the edge of their seats.
These Monte kids gotta stop losing with big man advantages
nice wh falgoons
>>2190871NICE MAXIM
>>2190875do you even know the players on falcons?
I have dupreeh fatigue, blast just has to show a new "epic" segment with him going on and on about how he won everything every tournament
feels like casters glaze teses literally all the timehe's decent okay we get it
>>2190881singling out dupreeh is slimybut yes, those rerun segments get old really fast
>>2190885>feels like casters glaze teses literally all the timeas they shouldonly player worth a damn on falcons (kyxsan close 2nd)
these guys talk is so fucking lame, they didn't used to be this bad before
>>2190894>they didn't used to be this bad beforewelcome to adulthood
>>2190894I'd rather listen to the fl0m co stream than these 2 faggots
>>2190886cause it's always him? no other astralis members are part of them, I have nothing against the guy personally I just don't need monthly reminders of astralis' greatness>>2190894can't stand laundry man, wish I could understand chopper
>>2190907>cause it's always him? no other astralis members are part of themthey're rerunning all kinds of segments. His post retirement segment is just one of them
>>2190907Astralis is just like vitality. They had no fans back then and they have no fans now, so now they pay BLAST for ads like "SEE HOW GREAT WE WERE?"In a few years the same thing will happen but for vitality, you'll see a bunch of ads with apEX saying "SEE HOW GREAT WE WERE?"First as a tragedy, then as a farce....
>>2190911the kyosucky+monesy one is starting to piss me off
navi fucking sucks
>>2190913lmao literally rent free
noko washed2025 really was the last top 20
#FALCONSAREHERE
wow niko will be robbed of his evp again
>>2190913>They had no fans back then and they have no fans nowit was national cs, every danedog in danedogmark knew who astralis were and rooted for themthat was why it was hilarious when heroic played them at the royal arena, the entire crowd hated them except like 3 guys
>>2190913
>>2190936d-delete this
>>2190936>team in finals gets more viewers wtfactually not even good numbers for their placements
>>2190936>make the grand finals of every event>DUDE LOOK WE GOT MORE CUMULATIVE VIEWS THAN MOUZok? were you lobotomized or something?
>>2190936fazesisters?
>>2190947it's alrightI wouldn't want to watch faze+elige either
>say Vitality doesn't get views>show that isn't the case>NOOO IT DOESN'T COUNTf0zesissies.............
>>2190947it's a little shocking that the team on the right barely has 1/3 more views than the team on the left
>>2190942>>2190946Team Spirit, the most popular team in Russia by fair, which is the biggest CS2 factor which is, supposedly, very big on Twitch (viewbotting), is clozer to MOUZ than to Vitality:=D
>>2190954top kek this is sadder than when people start the "medals per capita" cope during the olympics
>>2190947dead and buried, i'm afriad
>>2190923transigl time
>>2190955vitality 200 maps, spirit 159 maps79*(200/159) = 99so spirit actually had more viewers
>>2190956>>2190955I dunno how retarded you have to be to not get why playing a bunch of finals would boost your viewership statsesl divvies up money based on pre-playoff view numbers, and vitality was closer to mouz than they were to spirit
why was ash benched? did the polish mafia fully take over GL already?
VitaCHADS vindicated yet again.
>>2190966he's "burned out"
this "muh viewers" talk of the past month is proof to me Faze really are on their last legs, nobody believes this team will amount to anything anymore not even their fans, that's why they already started with the "remember when" stuff. the reality is karrigan will retire in 6 months, jcobbb will go to another team, broky will be benched. it's over
>>2190936sporot is the most popular team with 25122 viewers per rounds playedvitality is the second with 22987 viewers per rounds playedfaze are third with 21643 viewers per rounds playedmouth fourth with 17871 viewers per rounds playedfalcons fifth 17247 viewers per rounds played
>>2190970faze if anything has the most viewers relative to their placements
>>2190975>relative to their placementskekekkek
>>2190975so medals per capita, except it's not even medals
>>2190970F0ze is dead. No fans. No viewers. No results. Truly a dead org.
>>2190965that pic is only ESL events
>>2190971>per capitavery racist and antisemitic
So Elige qualified and Tw0stzz flopped, thoughts?
Alright, realistically speaking, how does vitality get more fans?
What was the last event Faze won (first place)
>>2190981hilarioushere's hoping Liquid wins the event
>>2190979were french viewers boycotting esl events or somethingit's 7 events worth of sample size. vitality had the 6th highest average viewership
>>2190982they have to come from shitholes, that's the only appealing aspect. the french/israeli/brit combo is too hard to overcome for the brainwashed zoomers
imagine arguing viewership numbers lol
>>2190989anything to try and hurt humblewoo's imagedespicable people really
>>2190989it's a microcosm of vitalityfags trying to argue and debate their way into getting respect>>2190991scroll up a little, buddy
>>2190987sadly cs is not that popular in france, it's mostly lol or valorant now. thought famous french streamers are shilling counterstrike by investing in teams like gentlemates.
>>2190994our trophies is how we establish ourselves as topdogs, enjoy being the justin bieber of counter strike.
>>2190994>scroll up a little, buddyand it's a seething loser bringing up godtality out of nowhere when talking about astralisonce again, mixing up reality just to take a swing at herculeswoo
>>2190997no one brought up obesitywoo until you, and no one brought up viewership stats until you guys either
>>2190999vitality is godwoodeitywoo is vitalityyou bring up one, you bring up another>no one brought up viewership stats until you guys eitheryour astralis-hating loser is literally crying about vitality having no viewers unprompted but it is we who supposedly started thissmartest chadwoo hater
surely there is a better young IGL than snax somewhere out there in europe GL could have signed
>>2191005>still pretending Snax is bad
>>2190936this will make the usual shitposter cry and shit himself for at least one more hourholy based vitachad
>pretending
>>2191005snax is a good igl but reddit memed him into oblivion because of a crush on hooxigreat stats, trophies with choking duo, praise from other pros, but hate keeps coming why?
>>2191001>literally crying about vitality having no viewers unpromptedis the early onset diabetes from imitating your idol affecting your visionhe said fans, and it took 20 posts for people to explain that people tuning into a major final aren't all fans of your team
faze lost to Eyeballers btw, thats crazy innit
>snax is a good igl
>>2191017the only vitality fan is the 0tranny >>2190989Agree, why do these companies invest millions on the production of these events and ads to draw fans in? crazy stuff
>no argument
faze lostvitality has no fansniko will never win a major
>>2191023wrong
>>2190988french/jew/brit/backstabber combo is the ultimate anti fans combo
>>2191026>backstabberyou will never force this meme
>>2191027the reality is Faze was the springboard for ropz to fullfill his lifetime wishthank you Faze for making dreams come true!
>>2180163
There's more people talking about FaZe's run at SaarLadder than Vitality winning back to back majors
There isn't doe.
Vitality no fans posting seems to always lead back to faze posting. Interesting.
>he's still cryingholy fuck
congratulations you killed the gog
I think it's cool that vitality have so few fans, in almost any other sport if someone dominated as much in a year they'd have gazillions of disgusting glory hunters betraying their own feelings to feel some sense of accomplishment. The CS viewership is mostly alpha enough to not do so or let results significantly affect their overall happiness, not counting degenerate bettors obviously, that's admirable.
>>2190936This is s1mply not true
>>2190936>>2190947kek just 1 image absolutely raped and gaped the f0ze/sp0r0t views schizohe spent weeks harping about views, whatever is he going to schizopost about next?
>>2190970good i hope f0ttigan retires asap so my king br1ky can finally go to G2 and start winning shitmaybe even -m0lbs +fr0zenfrom the ashes of f0ze G2 shall arise
>>2190994nigga you don't even know what microcosm meansand vitalityfags aren't the ones shitting up the thread with muh views muh fans muh auras it's you braindead neet niggers
>>2191023f0ze lostv0tality may have some fans but arguing about fans is what a dead team's fan doesn0k0 will never win a major>>2191021f0zefags are the real trannies ngl
I think its cool that faze has a bunch of brown fans because usually they jump off the bandwagon after the team starts to suck, like they have for the last 2 years or so
I think FUT and IC have a chance, especially FUT. Spirit didn't look convincing and Furia trolled whole inferno yesterday.
>>2191098ts is yt behavior tbqhwybrowns are loyalyts are hella jewy they'll backstab you as soon as they sense weakness
>>2191099inner circle lost to giga literal who's just a month ago so i doubt it
I want to give Donk a blowjob.
>>2191013the choke duo at that time was the best rifler + awper duo though. i think snax worked because "go kill guys" works very well when the star players are extremely good. imagine snax instead of fallen, brollan or aleksib, that would be a disaster
>>2191043Yea. Genuinely unusable.A shame to see yet another general I liked be consumed by one shitposting faggot shitting all over the thread.
Sorry guys...
>>2191171all his fans do.
kek nu/gog/ is so weak they would've never survived the era of chink schizoposting
>>2191181Don't act like a retard. None of this happened in a vacuum. You have the faze posters, the frog posters (often the same as faze posters), you have the views posters, you have the stats posters, you have the f0ze posters, you have the vitality-no-fans posters. They're all responsible for this, you can't single out any of them as being solely responsible for this mess.
>>2191271
>>2191285I know you're one of them and it must hurt knowing you're responsible for making this general unusable.
>>2191238this is way worse and harder to takeat least he was sincerely and genuinely psychotic and compelled to post, these people are drowning things out in a sea of garbage just for the hell of it, or because they somehow think they're funny
https://www.dust2.us/news/69727/breaking-steel-returns-to-competition-with-sportsbetexpertHHHOOLLLYY
literally who
The GOAT IGL (NA) that's who.
>>2191335>steel-returns-to-competition-with-sportsbetexpertwould've been a dust2leeks article a few years ago, getting my sports betting advice from josh "steel" nissan
yeah im' thinking magog is fuckin BACK
>>2191329I wish I was as naive as you are.
fuck yeah, i can't believe the GOAT IGL is back
>>2191365which one is it? are you the faze poster or the f0ze poster?either way the general would significantly improve if YOU stopped posting
NA's year begins NOW
I was looking at the Krakow stage 2 bracket and bro are you serious? It's like they are fucking glued together.
I'm in my 30s but steel should take a chance on a young buck like myself
funny how this fÓzetard is now doomposting so others gang on the 0tardwhen people called s1mple s0mpl0, he didnt carewhen people shitted on niko 24/7 he didnt carewhen the NA tard kept us updated with his matchfixing tier 5 scene, he didnt carewhen the two same retards started talking about whose caster they'd suck off the hardest, he didnt carewhen the inferno 5v3 poster shitted the threads he didnt carewhen the only mouzfan in the planet shitted the thread just to piss off the falchads he didnt carebut when the 0tards started to shit on his dogshit team (fÓze) he started filtering words and calling it the end of the gog kwab
is the cheating as bad as everyone says? Looking for a new main game and to gamba from time to time.
>falchads
>>2191471falc0ns LOLZ!!!!n0k0 lmao!!!!
>>2191471you are mentally ill
>>2191490f0zetards are mentally illwe are the normal people
>>2191474u can play for 1000 hours before it will be a problem
>>2191474probably not at low levels
Apologize.
Watch this at 0.25 and explain to me how he got all 3https://www.twitch.tv/summit1g/clip/OptimisticAmericanStingrayFeelsBadMan-sPkNMbfrJAWKsFz_
>>2191567Watch m0E's POV (the one taking the shot) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2666862627?t=2h5m55s and then apologize for being a dumdum silly goose.
>>2191567Live reaction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CpZj5rv9Xo
>>2190742damn
>>2191583assassinated for those major results no doubt
>>2191580Mkay
>>2190913kek a single post sent the 0tranny and the only vitality fan here into a SEETHE spiral
>Streaming ya'll!>31k views>192(kwab) likes
>101K views>1.2K likesVitrannyty truly has no fans KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>2191591>>2191593ummm sweaty you're making this general unusable
Grateful for having fr0ya and sj0kz after seeing how chopped the presenters in Apex Legends are.
Now that my boy is free from the donk chains, the rape begins
In cs terms, who's the IGL of the xmen?
>>2191561snax sama i kneel
EYEBALLERS will humble ZywOo
>>2191681Prof. X of course
New picsWhat do we guys think?
>>2191944 (Checked)Impressive, very nice
CHEERS to JAMECHEERS to SPIRITCHEERS to JWCHEERS to BLAMEF
>want both hooxi and jame to win>not schizo enough to root for bothguess I'll root for astralis since pv kicked aw for spirit's sloppy seconds
>I showed you my dick. answer me!
I've seen enough. Asstralis back with another disasterclass.
finally
ASTRALIS DOMINATION STARTS NOW
9 is all they get
Damn, grim state of affairs for Astralis
lol
>>2191995LOOOOOOOOOOOL
holy raped
zweih vs makazze status?
chill it's their permaban
Hooxibros...
>>2192004IT'S A PERMABANTHEY DON'T PLAY IT 2-1 YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE
hooxi just got his ass split open...
>>2192005I... I WILL!
>>2192005>have permaban>don't ban itoh yea, i'm hooxin
>>2191995>wtf I love Malta nowOilers cant even bribe the Malta visa agency with 1 gorillion sand dollars? The fact they bought this kid without knowing beforehand if it would be another degster situation xD retards
>>2192009you either train anubis (alpha) or you ban it floating your permaban (beta)ruggah looks like a cuckold so...
>>2192009it's was a calculated risk, he thought that a russian team might not know how to play d2 either
and donkbros told us zweih was the problem...
>>2192014no WE always said it was chopper, a t2 igl who lucked into having donk on his team
>>2192015will be funny when chopper comes back after magixx (not even an igl btw) fails
is pari good or astralis bad?
>>2192015*hally
>>2192017relax baldy maybe you can hitch yourself to vp or betboom
>>2192018yes
is green mirage police sided or robber sided
>>2192023every map but anubis is police sided. and inferno is even.
>>2192023ICE sided
pari the one team that picks t?
>>2192027grouping up around jame doesn't really work as well on ct side
Astralis bros... we are so BACK
What the fuck...
did spirit sell zweih or is he on loan?
>>2192031Overdrive said that they made quite a buck on him lol
>>2192030what does this even mean
>>2192033>overdrivemost trusted source in existence
Casters and Astralis trying to make phzyGOD look like a bot but it isnt fooling anyone
>>2192038tab back in bro, you're missing sitters
>>2192036he actually is, unlike those westoid fags
>>2192035copying his betters
>>2192038that was silver elite mistake bro
>nucleonz
what the fuck was that
AHAHAHAHAH DISBAND IMMEDIATELY
oh nonononononononoASStralis bros...
FUCKING GLOCKS
>go to the bathromm (c) hugo>actually go to the bathroom>full eco win
>The fucking GLAWKS
>ruggah immediately calls the pause to disbandkino
>pari #14 after thisjame bros we're so back
>>2192054>astralis out of top 16alright hooxitime to reign in the foreigners and the retard. win this shit
Why doesn’t blast have spunj and machine? Seems like all their events are scrawnders
>>2192057spunj and machine have better things to do than cast for the worst org in the world
>>2192057indian nepotism
>>2192055thank fuck gigachad reads all my 4chan posts
based jame and his national team sending those eurosloppers back to their cucksheds
send this entire pathetic org to greenland frontlines
>Russia Ivan 'zweih' Gogin 36-15 +9.39% 106.9 80.0% 1.92almost 2 rating vs astralislmao
>>2192072yeah, but it's>astralis
You can’t just hate hally enough
>>2192075considering they were going toe-to-toe with the likes of 9ine, nuclear tigeres, betboom, ence in tier-2 hell, winning vs a proper tier-1.5 team in such a dominant fashion is always a good signit's>astralisfor the top 5 guys sure, top 10 too, not for those looking to get into the bubble of tier-1 cs
lmao donk's face
oh no no no spiritbros are we about to be g2'd again
Prepare those kassad apology forms magixxtards
>>2192074Amazing how better your stats can look when you don't have to drop AKs to a manlet on both sides of the map.
>>2192089>*zweih misses*>"this is donk's fault"
>>2192090>donk dies>BLYADSUKAPIDORZWEIHSHIROCHOPPERPIDORSBLYADSUKAPIDOR>die because you can't hear anything
I want this shiro in playoffs
>>2192092kek it do be like that
>>2192081I was merely jesting, zweih recovered super fast from his time in Spirithonestly, I can see VP just buying the whole team next season
>>2192103dunno if any of the guys save for Jame and dastan would accept going to VP given that org's horrendous rep, but I'd love for Gambit to revive and grab them in case the bookies want to pull out, perfect opportunity
kek that clown shit
BLYAT
>Donk dies>don't have to play around him anymore>win round
>another day of favorites winning everything even if it's an online meme tournamentboring
shitro casual highlight better than anything zypoo has done in 26 years https://www.twitch.tv/blastpremier/clip/LazyIntelligentBearRiPepperonis-E9jhjRZ6aXNxM60u
zygod making your bacon bussy seethe yet again i'm afraid
>>2192131so you agree?
>>2192130Nasty stuff, zeewho could never
>>2192104>Gambitwould be kino, but unfortunately they wanted out even before the sanctions, no?we need HenryG for another C9 colossus
>>2192134nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwpbWCd6n2k
>>2192140that's a lot worse lol
zyGOAT being number 1 AGAIN broke the russkies
>>2192141one million dollar clutch vs 2nd best team of the season >>> sh1ronliner 1v3 vs ukraine's 3rd best team
>>2192145who cares? where's the 3k flick highlights you fucking retard?
>>2192146calm down
>>2192148i accept your concession
>rage baiter actually getting mad because idiots take his baitlolwtf is this??
>>2192151*cries with #1 and back to back majors*
>>2192154i accept your concession
>>2192146lmao seething
>>2192151https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-1beElz0cQmore impressive 0.001s reaction time than sh1to farming cptkurtka007
rifle highlights > awp bodyshots highlights tbdesu
>>2192158>a random smoke killwow
>>2192160>randomfaceit rank?
maybe inner circle should just stop buying awpsmight've been worst awp shots I've seen this year
>>2192030>rachelWhat did he mean by this?
actual retard plays from inner circle jerk
what a dogshit ace
Eyeballers fucked faze. Can they do it against vitality? EZ
Who was in the wrong?Don't say chopper
statsfags lick my anus
>zeRRoFIXdo we believe it? that he did zero fixes? I myself doubt a little given his nationality age and the tier he's playing in
https://www.hltv.org/news/43658/kyousuke-to-miss-bounty-finals-due-to-visa-issuesUhoh zisters...
>>2192201hally
>magixx with the darth vader breathing hissesdude needs to lose some weight
.
>>2192209Skill is stored in fat.
>>2192210jame was top 3 on opening duels for several yearsit's because he's so passive so he only takes good duels. same thing with sh1ro.
>>2192211s1mple wasn't fat at his peak, dev1ce was never fat, kennyS was never fat, donk is so skinny he might die anytime he stands up
>>2192216JW? Karrigan?
>>2192218are fat, yesbut clearly there's no correlation or causation
>>2192218>Karrigan?He's smart not skilled.
Vitabros...
>>2192218In the chins
>>2192224he is HUNGRY
>>2192216>photo of zywoo demonstrating his beer belly
jw still ranks ahead of zywoo on al ltime
>>2192229might as well say skill is stored in the hair, thenall the goats have hairwould also explain why elige is so allergic to success
>>2192235Elige is good.
>>2192239if cs wasn't a team game he would be, yesbut it isn't, so he fucking sucks
why 45 min delay, it wasn't this long for previous games from what i remember
>>2192235>all the goats have hairdonk is balding at age 18 thoughbeit
>>2192243it hasn't fallen off yet, has it thoughbeit>>2192242probably told the teams to be ready at some time interval, but both matches went quicker than expected
>>2192244>it hasn't fallen off yet, has it thoughbeitCarrying the weight of the fat man will have donky boy bald by 2027.
>>2192247how does he carry zywoo?
Do "they" even stand a chance?
>>2192247probablywe'll see if my theory holds true by then
>>2192249My bad G. I should have specified. dionk will be bald by 2027 because he has to carry the fat tranny larping as his team's igl as well as the medieval peasant, the chud and the human chipmunk.
Maybe the JW pregnant posts were true all along and EYEBALLERS are him and the 4 Übermenschen he birthed over the years?
>>2192255respect tn1r faggot
>>2192259I will not respect ziggers.
>>21922602024 really broke you huh?
>>2192262???
>>2192263what an imbecile...
will pari be better than navi this year?
>>2192277Navi are just on a very slow start. Expected.
don't know if I can take this for 2-3 maps
Anybody else watching the BIG game rn?
eyeballin'
He kinda looks like niko
What the fuck did they do to wonderful's hair. Blade should slap that boy.
>>2192302Pic?
>>2192304nsfw
>>2192304
>>2192308This looks more like b1ad3 already slapped that boy and told him to cut down on the zest.
My biggest hope for BIG blameF is that he not only gets them back to the major but also forces tabseN and JDC to work out and lose the tits.
karrigan too good
JW IS COOKING US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
JW still got it
I've seen enough, parivision top 1 and eyeballer top 2 2026
>>2192317the REAL new world order
It's been a while since Anubis was in play but isn't a 7 round half as a T kinda shit on the map?
>>2192321Yeah. Eyeballers made a solid CT half at the end.
>>2192321nothey completely re-did the mapit's ct-sided now
anyone got a gif of JW puttin on all the medals he's won
I've seen enough, goatw>>>shitwoovitality management needs to make the call
AAAAAA LOOK AT THE SCORE LOOK AT THE SCORE AAAAAA
Ermmmmm Vitakekkies?
we're in herehttps://www.twitch.tv/esportstudion
>>2192328>stands on your molotov>awps youhow do you respons without sounding mad
It's over. They had it and they fumbled it.
Can't be losing those if you want an upset
>>2192334UNLESS
>>2192332politely state, in polish, that he's using external and dubious support tools that provide him with unfair advantage
>JW losing the second round on purpose to win the force and ruin vitalitys economysasuga
It's 13-9 isn't it?
>tec9 rushjw bringing that feeling back
Tec-9 demons Eyeballers
>>2192344no
man apex is troling so hard
>>2192352It's 13-10 isn't it?
apex has zero spatial awareness
I FUCKING LOVE SWEDEN
maxxster so smart
>getting the jump on ropznot bad
bro did mezii drink an invisibility potion what
>>2192353maybe
https://youtu.be/P2YoJlOA7mg
>>2192354>>2192365
goatw u gotta hit those
It's overtime isn't it?
dead map buff
It's 16-13 (vita win) isn't it?
is zywho the most invisible superstar of all time?
>>2192383
>>2192383if he had even slightly worse teammates to try to bait, he'd be getting steamrolled by jwonderg0d in 2026.
>>2192385what are the numbers for, are you doing a mathematical proof or something
GOATW
>>2192385he'll be out of this list after the match btw
>>2192389james has proven that donk was the one destroying the players he baited though
It's overtime 2 isn't it?
NOOOOOOOO
ANKARA MEZII
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME WAS THAT FROM FLAMEZ
Lmao the coach
Why the fuck did he go for THE BOMB. THERE WAS A GUY RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM.
SHITWOO RAPED AND GAPED BY JW AND BAILED OUT BY HIS SUPERTEAM Y E T A G A I NARE WE SURPRISED?
ahahahah that eyeballers coach.
It's 19-16 isn't it?
>>2192412Yeah, this....
>>2192410pita, the real Bosnian GOAT
>>2192408>>2192413look at the time
>installing word.exeTime to game
>Ermmmmm why are dey playin like dat against THE team of THE year????
grim
BIG might be back to tier 1.5Raping shitters on LAN is a promising sign
>>2192415I see it but it's practically over anyway. You get the guy in front of you and mezii either continues to plant and dies or stops, trades and loses the round.
>>2192421he's probably too locked in>stop the plant and we win
>>2192419who gaf we're watching t4 swedes expose vitality
I like swedes because they invented snus
>>2192424>who gafObviously me
>>2192411It is, isn't it?
I don't like swedes because they put horse thief as their king
>more peoples are watching the vita eyeballer game than were watching the Foze one>F0ze shitter is now very silentthanks vita for cleaning up this thread
GODTALITY
oh come on why did he deny the kino
Vita still lost btw if you think about it...
>>2192430why would we talk about faze when vitality and jw are playing?you're the only one obsessed enough to bring them up constantly
flamez and mezii merchant never punished
>>2192430f0zefags got silenced by facts when it was proven more people watch vitality so they started spamming that "no highlights" stuff
even if eyeballers win they get barely any points lol
>>2192434you could say they lost the winning contest. HUGE story loss tbqhwusenpai
S3 ends tomorrow, this was probably the last anubis high tier game before changes
>>2192440they get 100k+ eyes on then tho...
zypoo....
>>2192440Why do they get so little points despite being 31st vs 1st place?
>>2192448it's something that this isn't lan and it's considered a qualifier so there's like a less rating gained/loss modifier compared to lan
>>2192450ah fair enoughthanks
>>2192059>Indians control Blast, ESL, PGL, PW, Starladder basically every TO in existenceBASED!
zyGOD
>>2192435damn you really are a jew huh? not like the f0zefag constantly brought up views for the past month everyday shitting up the thread
whiffzii
>>2192460so talented it's unreal
JWhiff
>>2192462what?
why does he have pedo vibes?
>>2192468Because he makes his opponents look like little babies.
>>2192468because he's a pedo
13-4
>>2192473this has actually been confirmed btw
>>2192468he earned those kids
>>2192468>>2192473>>2192477F0zefags really not taking the early exit well...
>>2192481no counterargument?
Why is jw so bad today? I'm not talking about flamez
>>2192466Are your retarded or ESL?https://youtu.be/GcOXdd6XEbg?si=JMEeLRjOqoYSLVa8&t=30
>>2192486What?
>>2192467do zypoosissies really? you can be #1 in every measurable stat and still not be the #1 player, sweaty. JW clears zypoo on eye test even as an ancient, fatter version of himself.
>>2192488
>>2192486you bring faze out of nowhere as always and excuses it with someone shitting up the thread in fucking season break - when no sane person would even visit here
You can tell rolf feels like he has to pull in some weight. This round and the clutch before. He has to make up for that fuck up he made in the 30th round of anubis.
