https://hltv.org
>>2178917>suits and sneakersgoofy ahh
>>2178917unironically what did he mean by this?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhnexa won
zywoo has cultural impact
>>2178922Fucking kinds would be better to just wear track suits
they couldn't find a single stat where ropz is #3 or better, he just happened to show up in a few of the events hltv arbitrarily decide are more important due to their arena size or whatever, actual superteam merchant. also how many of these diabolical 3 stage captchas with different shaped fucking stars do I have to solve before I get none or the normal ones again? fuck sake why did I clear my cache
>>2178923ropz thought donk was telling him to move in front.
FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!RETARDED AWARDS SHOW FOR MORONS
>>2178939>fuck sake why did I clear my cacheKWAB
>>2178948For fucks sake dude
>>2178948ooogaawooga
>>2178948Is he 1,5 meter? Seems like a midget
kyousuke such a cute twink
IDFTV is DEAD to me
niggaZ seething
>>2178976see you tomorrow
sponsored by 1xbet
>>2178984hes not wrong tho
zytwoo
>>2179004make it make sense bumblebeetards
>>2179007double the MVP awardss1mple as
>>2179007donk is a group stage merchant
>>2178951>manlet cope shoesThis is who all the ziggers wanted as #1
>>2179012>#1 in playoffs, finals, arenas, groups, everywhere>#1 in consistency, floor and ceiling>vs every single level of competition, top 50 to top 5it's literally just "was your team good enough to get you to the finals, where you're allowed to get an mvp"that's fucking retarded for an individual award>>2179018you know donk's the 1.37 and zywoo's the 1.34 rightand if you put an opposition filter on it zywoo drops to 1.29 while donk stays at 1.37
>in nearly twice the sample and more than that in the finals (42 vs. 17 maps) while leading Vitality to nine tournament wins.donk lacks sample size where it matters, also he's boosted by winning a tournament against astralis (lol)
>>2179028>as #1ohnepixel?
>>2179040also zywoo is the greatest player in the history of cs now, so having a 4th hltv number 1 was expecteddonk is just a little boy, he can come back next year and maybe in 10 years pretend to have the same cultural impact if he doesn't fall off from taking drugs like s0mple
I only see brown people being mad that zywoo is #1
>>2179053this guy has one bad take per day, it's absurd
>>2179055the cultural impact meme really got you guys steaming huh
>>2179053not #1 at MVPsMaybe next year for twonk
>>2179055only 3 lan yearssimple best lan player 4 years
>>2179067zywoo goat of having a superteamdev0rce of the 2020s
>>2179071it is a superteam because of zywoo
>>2179070lmao s0mple greatest year is an online year bar one major
>>2179071This race has often been compared to 2018, but s1mple was significantly closer to device in awards (it was 6-6 on awards lists from events both attended that year, and 2-2 at super-elites), which allowed the stats to come into play to settle the tie. ZywOo's award volume, meanwhile, is as far from donk as donk is from m0NESY, so only the Frenchman could claim the Player of the Year title in 2025.
>>2179066most MVPsmost HLTV number onethe best thing? zywoo doesn't even care about that shit anymore, he just wants to win majors with his team
Okay okay congratulations, you have won everything, now fuck off.
>>2179072why didn't he make it a superteam 2019-2022
2026 is Year of The Fucking CLANLET'S GO FAZE CLAN*CLAP CLAP*
>>2179087because there were better superteams
What a yearI wonder if they'll keep winning
>>2179082you have to admit it's funny that the goat of new loser mvps (11 in 2019-2020 vs 5 trophies) is now the biggest beneficiary of hltv gating them behind finals
>>2179083does the word cultural mean something different in french?little french boys and girls dream of being fucking trophyless loser m0nesy over zywho
HLTV be like:>mouz nominated to team of the year>banks talent of the year>saarladder event of the year>xtqzzz coach of the year>apex igl of the year>zywoo awper of the year>heavygod out of the top 20>niko #18>torzshit #17>twistzz above mezii>spinx #10>frozen above kscerato>flamez #7>donk notable stats = ~#1>zywoo notable stats = ~#2>zywoo still #1>individual skill award? lets count team achievements too
>>2179078s1mple put up his best stats after the pandemic was over though, the second half of 2021 is when Navi won everything
>>2179101you don't understand, nobody can play like zywoo, it's easier to copy monesy
>>2179106the scene was also at its weakest
>>2179096What are you babbling about? zywoo's loser mvps were always earned as a finalist.
>>2179108"favorite player"french teenagers aspire to be like majorless hltv #1less m0nesy over the greatest french player of all time
>>2179072>it is a superteam because of zywooyeah let's just ignore>ropz - one of the best riflers in CSGO history, arguably the best lurker in history, and a top 20 player for the better part of a decade>apex - French legend who's one of the most experienced IGLs still active>mezii - British HS machine who literally never chokes and always delivers when under pressure>flamez - one of the best entries in the world for the last 5 years>plus the entirety of Vitality's extensive support staffLiterally no player in esports history is as coddled as Zywoo is, not even dev0rce back in 2018
You all sound like pathetic virgin loser faggots. NO CAP.
>>2179104people are fine with the closer of the year and the anchor of the year not having the best rating amongst the closers and anchors. weird uh? it's only bad when it concerns their little russian twink.
>>2179119cope.zywoo #1twonk #2
>>2179125>people are ok with the coach of the year having no rating at all, but want the "individual best performer" award to be the individual best performer using every available "individual best performer" metric?>make it make sense
>>2179132well zywoo got the most prestigious MVPs this year. so he's the best individually.
>>2179129zywoo #3 last year, ending a 5 year streak of top 2 placementsI'm sure you calmly accepted this last year and didn't think there was any chance hltv could make mistakes, especially after they revised their rating system this year
>>2179137hltv top 12 2025 dropped
>>2179141No I totally accepted it. he only had two MVPs, and monesy had better performances in arena especially against zywoo.
>donk fangirls seething uncontrollably
>>2179118in french the interviewer asked him "Which player do you take inspiration from?" not "who is your fav player?"since he's a pure awper, monesy makes more sense than zywoo
>>2179145top 2 is legit.
>>2179150zywoo had 1 less mvp, and one of his was colognewith recalculated rating 3.0 he was equal to m0nesy or better vs all levels in the playoffs
>>2179158I know what "je kiffe" means, and it's not "I have dispassionately analyzed my strengths and weaknesses and recognize that I am too stupid to play like zywoo, therefore I pick m0nesy, though I respect zywoo's game and wish I could play like him"
noice
>>2179167well I remember zywoo being worse in the major playoffs and monesy was better in the h2h in arenas.
>>2179170Do you need a translation?
>>2179182donk will join Vitalityhe only brought magixx and zont1x back to relive some old times with the boys before going to a real team
>>2179188no, do you need a lesson in human behavior?in what world is he not writing that post after getting a shoutout, and why doesn't it say anything stronger or more personal than "un tel joueur"
RETVRN
Jamechads, this year is ours.
>>2179210just look at his twitter account, all he does is posting about vitality, he talks way more about zywoo than m0nesy, also picrel lol
at least we can all agree who the rookie of the year was
Vitality got new jerseys, back to black and yellow
Annihilate everything that exists
>>2179239that nigga gonna die in a few years
>>2179237makazze robbed
>>2179239lmao what a retard
>>2179244I don't care
donk lowkey mad on telegram about being second
>>2179258he's going to rape this year
>>2179237cause it was unfair, his 2 competitors played for only half a year and would have to win budapest with strongest evp/mvp to take it from him
>>2179258he never learns
>>2179273cope nigga
>>2179273again this false cope, molodoy 2nd half of 2025 > kyousuke 2nd half of 2025
>>2179182Aw hell naw bro what is my GOAT ropz doing bro sitting on another man's lap like that? Not even a gigachad like rain hell naw man wtf.
>>2179258rating merchant
>>2179285ropz lost a lot tonight. he submitted to the woo by sitting on his lap and he was disgustingly overly emotional when was on the stage when he received the closer of the year award.
Who is this magog
>>2179289he also had a voice crack when on stage while talking about his girlfriendshe definitely got the mega ick from it
>>2179290random whore
>>2179288the tears are delicious tonight
>>2179292bruh it's monesy.
>>2179232maybe you're right, but having no one aspire to play like you or saying they're following in your foosteps is not great for claiming "cultural impact"
>>2179291he got a cat, he crashed his porsche.ropz bros.............
i'm sorry bonk, #1 in elimination matches is not for everyone
????
>>2179302>he got a cat, he crashed his porscheS1 GONEOUR NIGGA DEAD
>>2179290me ;3
>>2179289He can get emotional all he wants, but sitting on ZywOo's lap is a terrible look.
>>2179309it's an onomatopoeia
>>2179277>>2179280nah kyousuke clears him, the eye test of his gameplay and appearance is way superior, molodog already figured out just another ultimate, he's not even gonna be top 15 2026 but kyousuke top 5 minimum>>2179285>>2179289>>2179291you can see the teeny tiny contour on his pants too, that's all he got to work with, damn..
>>2179309you have to put donk (gamer)
>>2179320>donk small spike in 2004uh?
>>2179330release of the tf2 double donk
>>2179320based Nippon
now that the mickey mouse awards have ended can we all stop pretending to be statfags?
>>2179335these graphs are so shit
>>2179342yeah, let's watch some cs now
>>2179343I'm joking, there was probably some warcraft dude named donk or something I think the fact that it flatlines from then til kato 2024 is a good sign
>>2179258
>>2179350I love how they showed zywoo #1 inferno rating because it's spirit's veto kek
>>2179350Just go to a better team loooooooooool
>>2179363he should join vitality. time for him to jump around corner with a mac10 to get traded by the woo.
>>2179350I hope he stops being just a stats merchant in 2026
This award shit is so corny. I noticed that in recent years every single fucking thing (sports, vidya, etc) has to have an oscars-esque event where eveyone circlejerks eachother, its fucking cringe. We could be having early kino matches but instead we get this bollocks.
>>2179382everything would sort itself out if valve banned gambling sponsors and made everyone poor again
>>2179382I don't mind The Game Awards because it has game announcements, but this shit in CS is completely worthless. Best you can do is watch the dumbasses getting mad their favorite player got "robbed" and laugh.
>>2178771>toty>literally just -flamez +donkvita got insane aura no cap>>2178870that one seething autistic donk statcel is probably going to off himself tonight>>2179067>twonkkek I'm using this>>2179119nigga all those players joined *BECAUSE* of the WooWithout the Woo v0tality would've disbanded with rpk>>2179250trvke2026 is the year of monkey style
>>2179382i dont like the awards bloating the trophy section on players hltv pages but other than that who cares just dont watch it and you would never even knowthe only thing thats corny is the red carpet shit. At least some of the girls are cute
>>2179436>nigga all those players joined *BECAUSE* of the Wooreminder ropz directly chose the Woo over the Falcons paycheck
ropz is a fucking giga autist, of course he would never choose Falcons paycheck. Dude went live after 2 years just to stream himself speedrunning Minecraft RANKED. He wants to win and cash is just a consequence of winning.
Why dont teams change their logos to something reminiscent of Dignitas or LDLC? Wouldnt they make more money off sticker sales if they chose something more unique? Falcons for example would be much better if they changed their name to Oilers and had a cartoonish logo of a saudi prince getting fucked by a dogI dont understand the choice of boring minimalist corpo shit that looks like something your boss would tell you to download to conference call because they cant figure out discord
>>2179471that minecraft ranked shit is actually pretty popularno i dont understand why it would have a playerbase
Cry nowCry hereCry forever
BASED LAUNDERS
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2388995/boss-vs-marsborne-fl0m-mythical-lan-las-vegas-2026
>>2179561>heh look at this hltv shit>NO NOT LIKE THAT!!!!
>be the 2nd best player in the world>win the #1 player of the year
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhlEDzwipxM
easyt as FUCK for marsnorne lads
>>2179053This guy got ZERO Budapest Major stages rightNot even piss easy stage 3.All he does is look at stats, that's his gimmick, but doesn't do that good of a job at it either.
hahaha d0nkeyxisters DILATING
https://xcancel.com/seangares/status/2010150763742540036what impact can we expect this to have on 100t's upcoming cs season?
>>2179792Now remove group stages
>>2179663>As we hinted in the introduction article, we had already decided who the best players of each event were in our MVP and EVP decisions, which are the starting basis and the groundwork for the Top 20 list.8 MVP > 4.
>>2179792>kprw or dprwguess this preceded the reveal. zywoo had 1.08 kprw (#3), donk 1.26 kprw (#1)
>>2179800and donk is still better
>>2179805Not good enough to cover for his lack of carries in playoffs unlike s1mple and ZywOo in years prior
>>2179807zywoo won #1 without winning anything relevant
>>2179802guess who got #2 in 2019
>>2179808Because he was actually a carry and frequented finals with no top 5 teammates before Spinx and no one who was top 5 without him before ropz.donk exits early because he has no dog in him
>>2179811he literally had top players from the start but made them all into his bait bots
>>2179811>frequented finals...of prestigious tournaments such as Epicenter and CS_Summit, while having the most decorated vets of the French scene to coddle him
>>2179813>>2179814Hopefully the most decorated vets of the Russian scene, flamie and electroNic, will join donk soon =)
Tourism at all time high
Imagine the scene without donk rn btw. How boring holy shit. The award show would just be NPC's accepting their awards. At least with donk we had some exciting moments. People will look back in years and realize how ungrateful we were for this kid.
maaRaa got robbed by the diseased freak.
>>2179836>Imagine the scene without donk rn btwNo more statsfaggeryNo more ruski touristssh1ro in a proper teamtN1R in a proper teammagixx irrelevant
here are 2 sets of competitors in different years (2 comparisons of 4 people total):>top 20 ratings gap0.06 vs 0.07>top 5 ratings gap0.07 vs 0.07>top 20 playoffs gap0.04 vs 0.03>top 10 playoffs gap0.03 vs 0.03>top 10 finals gap-0.02 vs 0.05column 1 guy was worse than who he beat out in finals, in 3 maps vs 21 for sample sizecol 1 had 1 trophy to his contemporary's SIX, 1 eh tier mvp to his competitor's major+2 more=3so how the FUCK did s1mple get #2 2019 over dev1ce? dev1ce's article says nothing but "s1mple was better"and s1mple's says>lead in terms of kills per round (0.84) ... multi-kills the most often (22.0% of his rounds) ... most successful player in opening duels (64.3% won).donk 2025 #1 kpr and multis, 2% less success but 50% more duels, #1 in opkpr>fourth-highest damage output (84.2 per round), fifth-fewest deaths per round (0.59) and fifth-highest KAST (74.6%) ... second-highest rating of 1.29 — the fourth-highest yearly rating of all timedonk #1 rating, #1 damage, #3 kast, #1 rating ever>rating of 1.00 or higher in an incredible 87% of maps played (highest by far) ... he performed well above average at all of his events, with a rating of 1.16 or higher at 11 of the 12 notable tournaments that he attended.donk 89.8% 1.00+, 1.14+ at 11/11 events, 1.38+ at 7/11>What solidified him at such a high spot is that he played exceptionally well at the year's most competitive tournaments ... four EVPs from the "Big Five" events ... averaging the second-highest rating (1.27) at them.donk mvp/evp at all 4 superelite, highest rated at them by 0.16>his sole MVP award at StarSeries i-League S7 was one of the most convincing performances of the year (1.43 rating across 19 maps) and he always performed in the playoffs of Big events (1.24 rating, second-highest), albeit in a smaller sample size of 26 mapsdonk had a 1.50 13 map COLOGNE, 1.37 (#1) vs top5 in 42 mapsdid they just rob dev1ce? the fuck? this is well after they were supposed to be serious
Q.E.D.
>>2179846>sh1ro in a proper teamstop bullshittin, no one on earth has ever given an infinitesimal fraction of a fuck about sh0r0's wellbeing and career prospects
>>2179850You started watching in 2024
>>2179851every accusation a confessionI made this webm, I was watching back when they were gambit academy turbogrinding online and causing hobbit to abandon his wife and kid to live in that shitty orange lan house 24/7
>>2179853Then you have CS knowledge equivalent of a ruski donk fanboy then, what can I say lol, news of sh1ro stepping down from C9 have over 500 commentsA bit more than "no one on earth"
>>2179855dealing with you lot is so tiresomesh1ro leaving c9 was shocking because they just put together the gambit+navi superteam and he immediately left for a glorified academy team. in english, "gives a fuck about his wellbeing" means cares about and wants the best for him. no one was really hoping sh1ro did well, as in the original post, it just came out of nowhere
>>2179858And that's why sh1ro joining Spirit has almost 300 comments, because no one cares about his "career prospects"
>>2179855also I just opened that article and every comment is "nooo wtf artfr0st"if you ctrl f, there are 95 mentions of him in those 500 comments, almost more than sh1ro>>2179860yes, no one has ever earnestly wished for him to be on a better team, no one ever said "SAVE SH1RO"
>>2179861This guy didhttps://www.hltv.org/news/37340/sh1ro-steps-down-from-cloud9#r61689872
Donkey tries too hard but he will never match chudman zont1x's avra
>>2179868>avrauntil you see him irl and he's like 155 cm tall
the lion doesn't concern himself with the removal of train
good morningd0nk lostf0ze lostLMAO
nik0 should have sex with d0nk
The lion is ready to rape and gape JW next week
The lion is gonna hunt down ropz and niko and make them pay for their trespasses against the clan
f0zegays spamming naked dudes again
Targets spottedRopz: The backstabberNiKo: The chokerRain: The bad mouther
wow karrigan really likes those deep waters huh?
>>2179868Goofy ahh midget
imagine even unironically saving those pictures on your pc. you just know he has some other extremely disturbing content that the local police would love to see
Some nigga out there fr saving pictures of men bathing...
>>2179808he reached finals and won mvps
so will it be zywoo's last ever top1?will donk be able to maintain his form and win or will another freak enter the scene and be top1 instead of donk?
>>2179947It will be ZywOo again and again until ponk realizes that he's better off in an international teamHopefully sooner than Vitality did
>>2179947Vitality's starting position for the new year is very good.Spirit's starting position for the new year is very questionable, imo there's a good chance they win less than last year and some more changes come in the summer.
This top1-2 exposing all the "analysts" and "talents" as ratingcels is the best thing that could happen to the scene.
>>2179959Ironically Thorin was the smartest one by far and both directly called out retards who thought it's close and said that there's no robbery since ZywOo was a legitimate contender for #1 in all his years
>>2179947it's safe to says donk will have to fight against new freaks just like s1mple and zywoo before him
if donk cares so much about top 1 (and now we see he does) then he/Spirit shouldn't have skipped two tier 1 events while Vitality were on a hot streak. everything could have turned out differently if he stopped Zywoo in just one or both of those.
>>2179961yeah but he also posts ragebait half of the time so it's hard to take him seriously
>>2179963BetBoom DachaPGL AstanaWhat is it gonna be this year?
>>2179967>And your fissure playground champion is... team spirit!
>>2179967
>>2178922>>2178937This stuff is getting very normalized in my country. People wear suits with minimalist sneakers (so no Balenciaga chonkers or Nike's but rather plain leather sneakers without branding) to weddings and at work you'll find people who believe they cracked the DaVinci code for wearing actual Nike Air Max and such under a suit.
Vitality's performance coach literally just said on HLTV Confirmed that they're (Vitality) not allowed to talk about PGLwtf?
>>2180009ok they're going to Clujno shadow government stuff just nda this time
>>2179182amateur photographer not telling ropz to take the shit out of his pants pocket
>>2179182how the fuck do you get mogged by donk
>>2180016looking like a dog seating next to his master is mogging to you?
>>2180016donk is hot as fuck. no homo.
>>2180033i agree (full homo)
I support the Woo in the Zywoo vs Donk debate.That being said, I have to admit that Donk deserved #1 over Zywoo. MVPs are mostly a team contribution and not won individually. Zywoo has a great team whilst Donk had to work with ch0pper, zweight and h0lly.That also being said, I'm glad Zywoo won because you seething d0nkeys are fucking insufferable.
>>2179881Top of the morning to you, good sir.
>>2180035>Donk deserved #1 over ZywooTo understand why ZywOo remained ahead, it is important to see the Top 20 Players of the Year list for what it is: An extension of the logic behind MVP awards.Under that lens, ZywOo's presence above donk in 11 out of 14 award lists from events they both attended made his contributions in 2025 more valuable than donk's and paved the way for the Player of the Year trophy.The gap in raw awards is exacerbated by the prestige of the events where ZywOo earned his nods, with three super-elite MVPs (Katowice, Austin, Budapest) in comparison to donk's single one from Cologne and his other three coming at lower-tier Big Events like the Bounty studios and against a weaker team list at PGL Astana.A good way to contextualize the statistical chasm and explain why ZywOo came out on top in awards so often is that, compared to the group stage gap of a 1.45 to a 1.31 rating, the pair were nigh inseparable in playoffs alone (1.37 vs. 1.34), while the Frenchman got his 1.34 in nearly twice the sample and more than that in the finals (42 vs. 17 maps) while leading Vitality to nine tournament wins.This race has often been compared to 2018, but s1mple was significantly closer to device in awards (it was 6-6 on awards lists from events both attended that year, and 2-2 at super-elites), which allowed the stats to come into play to settle the tie. ZywOo's award volume, meanwhile, is as far from donk as donk is from m0NESY, so only the Frenchman could claim the Player of the Year title in 2025.
>>2180033I think he got a beautiful gazewonderful got a beautiful gaze too.
>>2180034twonktwink
>>2180039nikola will capture all these boys
>>2180035>MVPs are mostly a team contribution and not won individually.everything in CS is a team contribution cause it's a team game, HLTV top 20 awards were never just about individual skill, s1mple was already the most skilled player in 2017 but he wasn't top 5 in HLTV ranking.
maui and thorin and pimp says donk was the best player in 2025
>>2180046he was the most impressive player but zywoo was the best player in 2025
>>2180046broken clocks
>>2180046based and factual
>>2180038What is with this surge of huge ass chatgpt-esque paragraphs lately? Ain't no one reading that shit nigga, summarize it in 20 words or less.
>>2180069>surge of paragraphsit's probably lifted from hltv or globaloffensive
2025 was a KWAB (except for Cologne)
>>2180069>>2180075it's probably from reddit judging by how it's written, there's a fag that's been copypasting threads and images from there for months
>>2180069>that post>huge ass chatgpt-esque paragraphsholy illiterateit's a simple explanation for dong fans who can't stop crying about robbery in a thousand hltv/cs2g posts but also can't be bothered to read 100 words of text
>>2180075There's at least one guy who just copies and pastes hltv thread here.
>>2180069>summarize it in 20 words or less.ZywOo's presence above donk in 11 out of 14 award lists made his contributions in 2025 more valuable than donk's
does any analyst put zywoo over donk? seems like everyone says donk.
>>2180096NERO does.
>>2180103someone who's not sponsored by stake
>>2180105someone who gets money for engagement?
>>2180103But only because he put money on ZywOo #1.
>>2180101This is my desert. My Anubis. My Dune.
>>2180106lolthey get paid by stake. it's their biggest sponsor.
>>2180109and kick too. uh oh.conspiracy time!
>>2180110so no rebuttal
>>2180113the rebuttal is clear, hltv was clear. he got the best accolades in 11 of 14 events donk and zywoo played in. therefore he was the best player of the year. this is why everybody knew zywoo would win. You can claim that retards like thorin, voo, maui and whoever who never liked zywoo will think differently.
Richard Lewis says dev1ce was exaggerating his illness to get out of Asstralis.
Richard Lewis called 3kliksphilip a race traitor.
>>2180119This is also true. I still do not understand why parts of the community hold the racemixing fartman in such high regard.
>>2180119I'm just happy a white woman isn't victim of his disgusting farts
>>2180117journalists are scum of the earth
>>2180116So no rebuttal. I mean what happened to tweeting being the same as taking sponsorship money or whatever? Lol. Go back to talking about that.
>>2180096analysts are ratingcels, their opinions are as worthless as looking at the hltv top players page
>>2180124here's my rebuttal.
>>2180126and still not considered the best player by most. that creates seethe.
based pole mogging maui
>>2180128donk fanboys are free to believe what they want, the truth is in that pic. you can cope all you want, you are hurt, we all see that. b-b-b-b-but it's unfair!
d0nk will get his bountyhole raped soon
>>2180132will he ask hally to bench magixx again?
>>2180123I trust RL's word more than that shifty dane.
>>2180133magixx will sit on donk to stop him from sperging out when they lose again
>>2179367>time for him to jump around corner with a mac10 to get traded by the woo.but Flamez already does this and kills donk..https://youtu.be/4dIfPa0NrjY?t=7610
>>2180129This is stupid because CS is ultimately a team-based game. Zywoo won all those tournaments because he had the single greatest superteam ever assembled supporting him, and it took +ropz for Vitality to start dominating.donk and s1mple have both done more with way less, and the top player award is an analysis of an individual's level, not his team's.
>>2180137yeah let's change the criteras just to make sure donk wins ahahahahahholy shit.
Reminder
>>2180137and guess who were considered the best footballers in the world?messi? ronaldo? all superteamsyou'd beg for fifa to give the big awards to another player because "he scores less but more often with a shit team!!!!"retard
>>2180139You didn't refute anythingAlso just to be clear, I don't like donk either. I just despise Vitality and the Fr*nch.
>>2180137let's attribute 100% of the success to the "team" (minus Zywoo) and 0% to the guy who wins every MVP and is in general the best player in 95% of tournaments they play
>>2180137>and the top player award is an analysis of an individual's level, not his team's.thePOTY award meaning is decided by HLTV, not by your interpretation of it's name though
>>2180142how fucking suprising you mentally ill freak.
Everybody calm down. donk is still 18, he will get his superteam in 5 years and have his era when he's 23/24. m0NESY will finally leave choko and join the real goat rifler. We will all be there
>>2180131And you just made my point. Thanks.
>>2180147he will go to Virtus pro for more money or something and end up like Kjaerbye
>>2180146Fr*nch subhuman getting his knickers in a bunch, I seeDon't worry, maybe one day you won't be Europe's laughingstock
>>2180147choko will be the igl
#2 place is actually better that first place if you think about it...
>>2180141Stupid comparison because said shit team is still reaching CL grand finals and winning domestic cups in this case
>>2180150from which fucking shithole do you come from?
>>2180149donk is already worth over 3 million. Why would he need money
>>2180150nah, the brits exist
>>2180156he needs dickand niko can give it to him
>win award>still act massively insecurelol
Crazy how retards are still arguing over placements in an entirely compromised list.
>>2180159nt niko. You really want donk to carry you to a major don't you. m0NESY isn't enough for you?
>>2180153>still reaching CL grand finals and winning domestic cups???more like being middle of the pack for an entire season mate
>>2180163you are literally letting people living rent free in your head and you're admitting it, on which fucking universe do you think you have the upper hand here? the guy you hate just won again and you think you are not passing for a seething bitch here?
>>2180163This lol.
lol
>>2180170Calm down, you're thinking I'm someone elseIt's okay, take a deep breath, you'll get through this if you try
>>2180175you lost tranny.
>>2180178>still insecure
>>2180178I can imagine you literally punching this post and having to redo it several times through your tearsThat's kinda sad, but it's okay, we all have days like that
>>2180179>>2180180>o-okay you won but you can't appreciate it ok! please please tell me you can't!lmaoyour rage is the cherry on top.
>>2180183What rage lil nigga you're the one clearly seething here
Now he's pretending he isn't seething lol
>>2180147m0NESY could've won so much more if he didn't follow choko around holding his dick 24/7. Why is he like this? Why does he sabotage his own legacy just to play with some choker that bullies him. Make it make sense. He could be playing with donk speaking his own language, but he prefers NIko's chokocock it seems.
the only one seething here are donk fans
>>2180187you are seething, I'm happy contrary to you.
>>2180190Niko is worth more than all the awards combined
>>2180190>still thinking monesy is gayThat dude had enough Chinese pussy to last anyone a lifetime
>>2180193What is NIko's worth?
>>2180190The Falcons bag is pretty big though.
>>2180195proof?
>>2180137>donk and s1mple have both done more with way lessdownright false>and the top player award is an analysis of an individual's level, not his team's>I disagree with the choice made by someone who decided on the rules around that choice and is the reason behind that choice existing, Am I So Out Of Touch? No, it's them who are wrong
>"you need to think zywoo is the best">tons of people: "no"it's that easy
donk fans are like trannies who will try to convince you that gender isn't biological"im my mind he was the best"
>>2180163it's how you know he didn't deserve it lolmad ronaldo vibes
for donk fans, gr1ks must be the best player in the world right now
>>2180196it's priceless, my friendpriceless
>2180206>this is the best he gotthis is hilarious
>Vitatards won everything but are still insecure and not happy kek
Stop the cope ZywOo fans. donk has more female fans than ZywOo has fans. The debate is over. donk is the Russian Justin Bieber phenom and ZywOo is some fat French that nobody remembers. It's over guys, no number of accolades will make ZywOo the goat
>>2180213sadly, fan voted award doesn't exist because it would be completely shit, cry more
>>2180209you don't understand, winning is bad nowapparently going out in the quarters with a high rating is better
>>2180213>donk is the Russian Justin Bieber phenom and ZywOo is some fat French that nobody remembers.>no number of accolades will make ZywOo the goatthis is really the crux of itzywoo could win everything for the next 3 years and nobody would care lol, he's just boring and auraless, gets fed kills so he doesn't have any crazy impressive playssimple as that
>>2180217holy seethe, damn you're hurt ahahahahahahahahaha wow.
>>2180217we sure see how nobody cares about zywoo beating donk right now...
>>2180163>>2180163>>2180163>>2180163
who knew Chadwoo could mindbreak so many
>>2180219>>2180221sorry bros, that's just reality
>>2180227bro is using memes to escape reality.
>>2180226i never expected his own fans to have meltdowns like this though lol he won and they're crying about donk
>>2180217They don't seem to understand this. They think that he's the GOAT because they sit in circlejerks on hltv and reddit. But they don't realize the average cs enjoyer/gamer is watching donk demos right now
>In years from now, when people ask you why ZywOo finished ahead of donk, you don't have to say anything about their play, all you have to say is "Because ropz decided to join Vitality".damn, ol man thorin dropping nvkes
>>2180206>top 50best in t3now if that said last 3-6 months, top 5, maybe
donk fans are crying all over the internet right now, your not fooling anybody
>>2180206>6 mapswhat competition happened in the last month?
4 > 13 > 13 > 15 > 0
>>2180232happy that ropz is receiving flowers, he deserves it.
>>218023926>2
>>21802418 > 4
why does zywoo fans need to convince others? why do they care so much?
Who first, who second? Don’t matter. I swipe in with a Butterfly, zero panic, zero debate, straight flex every round.
>>2180245I'm just here to torment you lmaojust like you try to do with us, but we won.
>>2180245because>every caster, pundit, pro player saying donk got robbedhas this ever happened before?
>>2180217>donk is [homosexual fantasies]
>>2180245>why do donk fan need to convince others ? if he was the best he would have won POTY
>>2180249>zoomers don't know bout bieber
hey guys....TWONKAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA
thread's more active arguing over which player should've been top one than it is during major playoffs.
>>2180245Because they know the win has an asterisk behind it. Otherwise they wouldn't care.
>>2180248doesn't that give you any pause for thoughtit's not just analysts with hot takes, all the pros they asked on stream thought donk was better but hltv wouldn't give him #1 because of mvps
bros im so fucking excited to start watching CS again, i had big boredom after major ended
>>2180256twonk
>>2180257>bro didn't enjoy christmas with the senpaigrim [the season]
>>2180256blatantly false, twistzz praised zywoodonk fans always delulu
this is like trump 2016 all over againdonkfags are the hilldawgs
>>2180253It's because it's peak time in India right now. ZywOo has a lot of Indian fans and Ukrainian fans obviously. (Any player that can contest donk is loved by all Ukranicucks)
giving hltv number 1 to donk would have set an horrible precedent
>>2180260christmas only lasted 3 days, rest was vacation and i was so bored, i barely actually play CS these days anymore sadly, i used to be global like 12 years ago
>>2180260I actually didn't, my mum did friendsmas for whatever reason and it was hell
>>2180209quite sad innit, still remember when they won the 2nd major of the year and still couldn't stop thinking about niko and other falcons players, guess looks really is everything
which female CS pro has biggest booba? HLTV doesnt let me ask that question
>>2180260i'm muslim
>>2180275I only remember the f0zecucks crying for weeks
zywoo toggled btw, this is his old acc he no longer uses>https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198014427227he had a vac ban long agoapex dont care if his team mates cheat, already happened with kennys, kqly, kyojin, shoxthe goat debate will always be between s0mple and niko
>>2180280my condolences
>>2180265twonk
>>2180283>s0mplewire ban, cheater
>>2180198
>>2180319Has his hairline always been this bad or has NiKo been pulling to hard lately?
ropz on leaving Faze:>You can’t go wrong with ZywOo. It was the first time I had an opportunity to play alongside a real superstar, and I had wanted it for a long time. I think the year we are in and the current players we have in general, if you’re not on a team with one of these guys like ZywOo, donk or m0NESY, it’s gonna be a tough time against them. oh no no no clanbros
>>2180322my dude, why are you posting this? for what purpose are you focusing on his hairline and a gay fanfic?
>>2180328I am preying on m0NESY's downfall in every aspect of his life for betraying Gamers2.
>>2180325why is ropz hairline like this?
>>2180331gamers2 was already lost when they cut jks, you staying invested is your own fault
>>2180332God's punishment for traitors and cowards
>>2180333No, JKS is an emo faggot that gets overhyped by Australians and homosexuals. Real niggas know the tragic moment was Ocelote getting ousted for being too based. I still hold out for his grand return.
>>2180325>I think the year we are in and the current players we have in general, if you’re not on a team with one of these guys like ZywOo, donk or m0NESY, it’s gonna be a tough time against them.imagine hearing one of the best and most successful players ever say this, and then you remember Spinx WILLINGLY left Zywoo and sabotaged entire year of Vitality because he doesn't feel like it, only to get raped 10 times by that same Zywoo in the next year. this nigga is the biggest fucking idiot in tier 1, it's like you're playing bass for prime Rolling Stones and go to the local garage band to play lead guitar. unbelievable
>Mathieu, I'm gonna let you finish but, Donk had one of the best seasons of all time
>>2180336stop getting your personality analysis from camera shots after round losses
>>2180339he thought he was irreplaceable
this rostermania was so pathetic they should rename it out of shame for all future player breaks
>>2180342Are you the resident JKSexual?
>>2180346can't break up teams as much any more thanks to vrs, has to be done piecemeal
>>2180347>lies>that's not true>what do you love the guy or something?
>>2180346apEX said on HLTVC that the prices orgs are aaking for players are crazy, that's why even big orgs aren't making moves. he implied Navi and Mouz will stay in the same roster.
How are Navi not making changes. Do they want another year of no trophies?
>>2180325He's not wrong. FaZe is pure friendship power.
>>2180354but they had a terrible year and changed 3-4 players like they're nothing..
d2nktwonkFans can't read the justification that blows up all their arguments, fans too new to understand that Top 20 isn't "Top 20 stats" LOLThis was mere 2017, Vitality are about to have their 2018
>>2180362Yea because instead of getting the NA GOAT back they decided to get the NA cancer instead.
>>2180350>>that's not trueJKS is one of the most overrated players of all time though.
Y'all watchan?
>>2180373how do you figure he's overrated?
>>2180389Hope it's @ Mandalay Bay
>>2180390Niggas like you saying G2's downturn happened because they cut him.
>>2179101Youre fucking braindead nigga The face of cs was almost a stupid slav macaque subhuman that almost made it #1 because hes practically only known for screaming his testosterone out. We almost got the 67 renaissance and now morons like you think every french NEEDS to up to CS because of e-sports rankings you AI fags are out of this world with your dogshit assumptions. Wrap up this pile of garbage of a video-game the french are on top GG
>>2180389>Fuck My Lifefunny
We will move on and ride the 2026 unlike these Bumblebee FREAKS who will continue living in the past talking about their stupid 2025
>>2180404zywoofags unironically bake porn threads and don't know the difference between the name and the subject field
>*samefags blatantly*
>>2180420who
>>2180401jks gets cut for nexa, no other changes, team can't even make semis at a cct
>>2180252this doesn't really work when we know you're indian
Asian Lesbians
>>2180428And why was JKS cut for nexa? Because with ocelote gone the new CEO put retards in charge. Don't get me wrong, I think JKS is/was a decent tier 1 player but he doesn't make or break a team.
>>2180401the cut didn't need to happen, but more importantly, the way it happened was shitbut maybe the downturn is stymied somewhat, at least until falcons come and clean them out>>2180438it is kind of funny that g2 cut him, and with nexa they were relatively shitand then liquid cut him and lose to a team that isn't even vrs ranked
>JACKZ married a mulatta hag
>>2180450>JACKZ married a fellow froggrim
>>2180450>melodie jug>doesn't have jugs
>>2180449>at least until falcons come and clean them outThe way they lost NiKo and m0NESY wouldn't have happened under ocelote either. The guy was absolutely rutherless when it came to player contracts and buyouts. m0NESY would have either been sold to Falcons for millions more way sooner or m0NESY would be locked up in a G2 contract for the next decade and made the franchise player.
It's up: https://youtu.be/FfLjKkGhIfs?si=XZmpCsFTLn2qA8Eo
>>2180469The sand coons really are become G2 v2 lmao
If donk wins highlight of the year 3 years in a row will he become the goat?
>>2180473my plumber goatsmy uncs these guys play like a 2k elo pug fr
>>2180473i miss CSGO, cs2 is so much more gay, also subtick is retarded
>>2180128no cap d0nkey, your manlet god and you are the only ones seething hereThe Woo and his fans are bing chilling
Vitality won everything and they still have no fans lmao. 0 social media engagement after all those wins, all people are talking about is how donkey got robbed. Dead org LMAO.
>>2180552Please have some dignity in defeat.
>>2180137*s0mpleand no, he had prime electronic, prime big boom, prime defecto and rookie of the year bit
>>2180629Are you seriously trying to imply that defecto and boombl4 were better than and mezii and apex respectively? Hell, flamez is better than b1t even
>>2180635not him, but of course they were holy shit.
>>2180638>mezii, 12th place vs perfecto not even in the top 20>bit 9th place vs flamez 7th place>electronic 7th place vs ropz 3rd place>"they were better!!!"The only one in 21 Navi that was better than their 25 Vitality counterpart pound by pound was s1mple, albeit by a fair margin
cinema
>>2180707NA booze GOAT with the clean spread flexing on the doubters
MARSGODS
>>2180178you seem very not mad
>>2180746he's bringing cxzi back
Would ChrisJ be proud of traitz today?
NT NT NT
cxzi the NA GOAT
>>21806502021 s0mple hadthe best coach (by far)the second best riflerboombl4 with b1ad3 knowledge and before the whorethe third / fourth best rifler (also the highest hs% among riflers)defecto2025 zywoo haddogshit coachthe second best riflerapex without coachfifth / sixth best rifler (flamez)mezii
uh oh marssisters
LETS GO DANNY
>>2180783>still doing the le bald guy is shit memegive it a rest
>>2180783>2025 zywoo had>dogshit coach
>>2179066>be up and coming 16 year old french awper>going to be in vita academy>get asked who your favourite player is>"m0NESY!"zysissies we are so cooked
>>2180798kek
bruh close this game out mars
grim
br0 showed these american noobs how to play overpass
>>2180783is the hltv ranking accurate or notif it is, zywoo had the 3rd, 7th, and 12th best players vs s1mple's 7th, 9th, the rest off the listif it's up for debate, then a lot of people have some of their own opinions about this year's list
where's the fucking voca-marsborne decider, I wanted to watch that more than the finals
KWAB
>>2180902TRVKE
>>2180902Egomaniacs are so funny. Nigga would rather stay in a shit team because his stats look good than go to a good one.
>>2180943>He wasn't quite so plain in naming his goals for next year, however: "Two Majors, two Grand Slams, win all tournaments."holy delulu anime character syndrome
>>2180948He should learn a thing or two from ropz if he wants to actually win shit.
>>2180962all that shit*
>>2180948small man syndromehe'll get gaped by vitality again
but seriously who says shit like "I will give all my blood and flesh to be the greatest" like nigga you're still just clicking a mouse in a video game, it's not that deep
>>2180948>>2180968>>2180973If this was a giga chad like blameF or hooxi talking you niggas would be all over his dick with "holy aura!!" but since its a manlet goblin like donk you recoil in disgust. Hypocrites.
>>2180973russian zoomers think life is anime
Only a few days until my heroes from FaZe lose to JWonderchild and his disciples and make me panic doubt them.
>>2180429not me but still rent free bitch ass nigga kwab!
how do teams keep getting conned by nosee>>2180943did you say the same thing about zywoo hanging around french vitality
>>2181082ZywOo wasn't saying any of that shit. He was quiet then and he is quiet now.
>>2181090what does that have to do with whether he stayed in vitality
>>2181092What does your post have to do with egomaniacs?
>>2181114if you watched real sports you'd see benchwarmers say shit like "I'm one of the greatest in the sport being held back by my coach and team," so that's pretty tame and measured for someone coming off arguably the greatest individual year everI don't think he's sticking around spirit to farm stats any more than zywoo was in frenchtality, it's much more likely he just thinks he can make it work. if you watched them lose this year he looks like he wants to kill himself even when he popped off and got his stats
NiKo doesn't choke he just has bad team mates
>vitality plays VP>every other top team plays trash
No. I'm not gonna do it.
>>2181218>>2181219have you considered googling the event or clicking the top news article on the hltv page for it
is zywoo jewish? he looks jewish to me
>>2180982Blackpill is real.
Permanent victim mindset
Virre top 20 2024 video: 834k viewsVirre top 20 2025 video: 40k viewsWhat could be the cause of this?
>>2181244u already know the answer
So you're just extremely low IQ, okay
SaarLadder won event of the year purely because of faze
>>2181230'fraid so
To the death of Vitality!
when is m0nesy going to leave choko. I fucking hate that he's wasting his time with him. It keeps me up at night. can anybody relate to this?
>>2181443looks fake as fuck
>tfw you're too weak to carry past QFs like s1mple niko and zywoo did
>>2180465g2 didn't really have many cards to play with monesy, and while they probably fucked up not selling him in january (or whenever it was) and instead selling him in april i just don't see how ocelot gets much more out of the situation. seemingly falcons were happy to not sign monesy for (presumably) a ludicrous fee and for him to wait out the last year on his contract so they could get him for nothingyou can't really re-sign a player who doesn't want to play for you no matter how much you offer him
>>2180797yeah bro he's a great coach he just needs a french superteam or an international superteam to winbut he couldn't win with aleksib monesy niko hunter on the team btw
>>2181481>instead s0mple, zywho, ch0ko eliminated in the groups
>>2181481Time it took to win Kato Cologne Major:ZywOo: 6 yearss1mple: 6 yearsdonk: 1.5 yearsChoko: LOL
>>2181492zonic is still considered the best coach of all time and he can't make the current Falcons lineup workMaybe niko is the problem, consider how quickly aleksi got the boot from G2 over supposed leadership clashing issues
>>2181492people meme xtqzzz but when you see the replays, like when he calls the timeout against spirit in semis at 12-6, vita instantly wins 6 in a rowI thinks he's way better than what people say if he has players that listen to his calls
>>2181520>>2181529yeah he's probably good, but it's just funny how he can't win without zywoo on the team and that's he's had like three all time great players on his teams (zywoo apex shox/nbk+zywoo apex ropz)
>>2181529>"Our first season was perfect in the sense that everything we did, worked," ropz says. "The base was our individuals always showing up, but I think our preparation definitely carried a lot of games, which came down to Dan and Remy plus Mat. It’s a crazy amount of reads and plans we made before games, which ended up working.
Hey zeewho fans
>>2181533maybe the G2 line up was kinda doomed with or without him desu
falcons and bc game have killed the excitement for competitive cs.crazy roster moves are basically a thing of the past at this point and the big teams we have won't be making big moves for a long time.
yjk...
>>2181611karrigan and Eddie were there just for fun.
start the games before i shit meself
So glad we get to play Anubis again instead of having to permaban tr*in
>xtqzzz le good because many trophies>zonic le good because many trophieslets see what xtqzzz does:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6-5bXIcpio7:25; 13:27; 29:16lets see what zonic does:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGEabGHYHag10:06https://files.catbox.moe/ar4lcu.mp4now lets see what a real coach does:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmVgy6pErm017:17; 36:36; 44:05; 49:02; 55:12...i think its clear now. hope you stop believing that lucky frauds are le good
>>2181662>we get to playWe?
why the fuck did they -train instead of d2, inferno, or mirage
>>2181674cache and winter cobble for inferno and d2 soon, trust the plan
>>2181665Yes lil bro, WE (all of us grinders)
>>2181664you can hear xtqzzz calling strats in the three vids...also the one you use for blade is 4 times longer...blade is good but come on, don't be disingenuous
>>2181686yeah this is retarded as fuck, ropz says Xtqzzz and apex do the counter stratting and prep and they do it well, not every coach needs to be 100% in charge of a team and micromanage everything.
Discussing who is or isn't a good coach is pointless because we will never know what they say in preparation for matches.
just put mills and basalt in the pool
https://www.hltv.org/news/43613/friberg-takes-over-as-johnny-speeds-coachI sense kino forming.....https://www.hltv.org/news/43620/problem-takes-over-as-virtuspro-interim-coachOver/under on how long this coach will last?>>2181711>team wins?>coach/igl good>team loses?>coach/igl badIt's that s0mple
>>2181716wow, you mean it's just like in my real sports then?
>>2181711that's why i'm not glazing Xtaz but also why i will defend him from being called useless and a fraud based on nothing except ugly looks. if the players themselves say he contributes significantly to the gameplay then he does, everything else is yapping.
Dona has huge tits. Is she half albanian/half german or something?
she's obese
>>2181737i think she's Albanian by parents but raised and lived mostly in Germany so she speaks with a German accent
>>2181741do her and ohne.......
>StarLadder has partnered with Stake to launch Stake Ranked, a circuit of Tier 2 events with a total of six tournaments planned for 2026.nice, more tier2 LANs instead of online cups with togglers
>>2181705>not every coach needs to be 100% in charge of a team and micromanage everythingtruethe GOAT coach had no fucking idea what was going on100% major success btw
>>2181741milk
also, are all the fake rage baiters done now that the season is starting?you freaks are worse than bots
>>2181780who do you mean
>>218178595% of posters the past 4 or 5 weeks
>>2181780Of course not. That cancer will never leave.It's likely going to get even worse now.
>>2181481are you guys all just new as fuck or whatit used to be a meme that zywoo had never won a major playoffs game
>>2181777my GOAT eddie. He was the one first one to discover EliGE had choke genetics and promptly asked karrigan to kick his ass before it was too late.
>>2181808also tried to talk twistzz out of leaving
m0uzfags... our consistency.... our qfs..... our pgl.....
>>2181785the d0nkcels seething nonstop for the last monthno dignity in defeat
>>2181886how deep does the polish conspiracy go
>>2181892 they disbanded over fl0m lan
>>2181892Losing flom tournament grand finals ruined their team, they have internal issues and i heard someone got punched.. it's really messed up
NRG was doomed anyways because of Captain America's antics.
>>2181915I stand with my goat jeorge "draymond" snorts
>>2181759first good thing they've done for the scene, it was needed, almost impossible to make it out of t2 with mostly online play. pv barely managed to with like 90% winrate, their losses came at the worst possible times when they were a match away from qualifying to t1 tournies though, against teams like tnl whose players recently snitched on each other for using radar
kino
>>2182056saudis burnt tf out slim
>>2182056Bussin
The worst thing about Falcons isn't that they're muslims but rather that they've fucked the market so hard that nobody can afford buyouts anymore.
>>2182126hehe, based OilconsSpirit spent their last monies on tn1r and zweih who turned out to be a megaflop and now they will be stuck with magixx and zont1x forever kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>2182129It's genuinely bad though. Not just that the 'big guys' like Navi, G2 and MOUZ can justify being out potential upgrades but the inflation guy all the way down to the lower tiers of competition trapping prospects with insane buyouts. 6 mil for kyxsan+degster+TeSeS and the alleged half mil for every remaining month on m0NESY's contract is not replicable by any org that isn't funded by oil money.
Praying for my niggas on FaZe. Lots of success so they can be together for a while because they ain't changing that roster anytime soon if the price for players are fucked.
>>2181569>>2182126>>2182136meds retardbro, it's just typical greediness it's not caused by one org having deeper pockets than others, gamerlegion or fut aren't demanding 1.5m for each of their players cause of the existence of falcons, they're not gonna want any of their players anyway. players like es3tag or random nameless br ones cost more than falcons paid for niko or g2 paid for monesy before falcons ever existed, it's just business, they know if these orgs are truly desperate they will come up with the money, navi's owner is worth billions and handed out 100s of millions to ukraine for the hell of it, faze's owners have billions in crypto, G2 could afford senzu or whoever they want but have no balls since ocelote got cancelled, dunno about mouz though but they gotta be well off too
>>2182136of course, you're right, i've been saying this since the beginning, it's not even just oil money, it's pracitcally a team backed by an entire state, while all other orgs are just businessesi'm just laughing at how hard hally fucked Spirit with his control of the team, i will be hatewatching this season so hard
>>2182146>gamerlegion or fut aren't demanding 1.5m for each of their players cause of the existence of falconsAre you retarded? Do you really believe that GL wouldn't put the buyout clause for PR at 2+ mil? They are for sure pricing for the highest bidder on the market. Is it greedy? Sure but it's financially sound.>navi's owner is worth billions and handed out 100s of millions to ukraine for the hell of itThis guy who is willing to spend give money towards the defense of his country isn't willing to lose money on a teenager playing video games??? Strange that.> faze's owners have billions in cryptoFaZe influncer part has that, FaZe esport is notoriusly broke.> G2 could afford senzu or whoever they wantYeah but it's still a fucking business and if they can't offload malbs they're most likely still in the red even if results improve.>dunno about mouz though but they gotta be well off tooMOUZ are an extremely frugal org in regards to buyouts.
>8 years >3 new PC's>Jeetzen X3D processor>280hz monitor Still this shit doesn't feel anywhere near as good as back when I switched to a 144hz TN panel for CSGO.
>10 years>0 new PCs>Piledriver processor>75hz monitorFeels good not coping about my PC holding me back and just having fun playing with friends.
>>2182158still in beta, trust the der Prozess
can someone compile a list of where to watch co-streams?I don't usually follow e-celebs, but I just can't start the season off listening to scrawnders
>>2182165I'm trusting, supporting Valve by buying from the terminal whenever possible, it's just taking so long and I'm not getting any younger...
ropz made fpl with a zimbabwe computer
>>2182181Add Pimp + Maui and you're looking at the lvl 99 ironman hell blunt rotation
2026? Year of Total Scrawnders Domination Babyy!!!!!
>>2182154if orgs know for a fact that only falcons are willing to pay that for a player and that they're not interested in their players or anyone's for that matter besides top 3 anchors, it would not be logically sound, if anything it guarantees that no transfers are being made. reality is that the big dogs don't believe there's a combination of available players that can take vitality or furia on at the moment, so they sit on their franchise players until better opportunities arise instead of letting them go to other rivals for reasonable amounts (or unreasonable amounts in b1t's case) or taking a risk on some talent that will likely not be enough to contend
>>2182003yikes
>>2182185We dont talk about that backstabber here
>>2182205Was he even in HLTV top 20? Very forgettable guy
>>2182185he also cheated
>>2182205already more trophies with Vitality than Faze
>ropz
ropz will always be FaZe and we support ropz forever because he still talked with THE GOAT IGL in some of his vlogs after changing teams unlike a certain choker...
>>2182281>MongolZ finalLmao>StarLadder FazeThey played 13 maps while faze played 29, plus faze was still adapting to jgodd, plus they were still heartbroken by stabz betrayalMickey mouse wins
floppy WILL return
holy TRVKEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL1Z8zEognA
>>2182461based
>>2182467based based based
>>2182467HOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCKING BASED
>>2182467kino
>>2182146are you fucking retarded
>>2182490>>2182154no, are you faggot? you saw some retarded post on hltv or reddit made by someone desperate for brownie points and decided it must be the truth because it makes falcons sound like the big bads, but if you thought for a second you'd realize why it's illogical for prices to increase across the board only because they paid lots of money a year ago when they were desperate for a core. the other purchases were roughly market value aside from kyousuke, it was arguably a risk some others would take too with how hyped up he was though. it makes no sense for teams to demand prices only falcons can match when they're not looking to buy, overpriced players is not a new thing it's the main reason so many academy teams were created and it's been the status quo in brazil for almost a decade for everyone to gouge each other instead of compromising to create several top teams
@grok summarize ts
>>2182500you're doing tricks on ithow can something be "market value" if no one's willing to spend that besides falcons (13 guys in 2 years but 0 impact on the market I swear) and sportsbook teams?why did you say they're setting prices based on what teams will pay, then say there's a spike in academy teams because orgs can't actually pay?if the prices are set at what the orgs will begrudgingly pay, why was the biggest non-falcons transfer of the last 3 (three) transfer seasons nertz to liquid, with everything else being swaps, distressed assets, redirecting incoming money, or nothing at all as teams hold out?what caused the prices to suddenly spike out of nowhere, despite historical investment in cs getting gutted?why can I go find quotes from pissed org owners about the exact same thing happening in the mid 2010s when g2 entered the scene?
>>2182146>players like es3tages3tag's transfer was about $500k retard, you got baited by henryg including his salary over 3 years to have a huge number in the announcementif you wanna calculate it like that, niko's would be $1 mil+79k*36months or about 4 million
No Fans Dan
>>2182522because it's not every day a top teams best players change teams? the closest to it in recent times is sh1ro and he went for 1.5m, virtus pro's ceo said he would've signed monesy for 2.5m, several teams would be willing to pay the same or more if donk or zywoo suddenly felt like a change, and there's plenty of players who would go for about the same as niko, electronic did twice even. I was referencing academy teams like navi junior way back not ones recently formed, and I couldn't tell you why aside from speculations but I assure you flyquest didn't have to pay up 750k for story because there was a bidding war between them and falcons, this price hike got fuck all to do with anything they've done that's some boogeyman shit. I'd guess it has to do with there only being 1 relevant feeder org left whose best player is nilo, teams with ambitions when approached will maybe throw out some number that would make the inconvenience of finding a replacement worth it but it's not as if fut really think dzuiziiugs or demon are worth millions each. no t1 team wants to sell their good players like b1t or frozen if they can help it and if they do it's a red flag like with spinx and now senzu, yet it's riskier to go with players who have barely been tested against t1 opposition>>2182527oh no I misremembered a small detail from an article I last read half a decade ago, I lost
We're gonna witness uber-kino today boys#FazeUp
>>2182668you might be braindead if you don't understand the market effects of a huge buyer paying top dollar like 5x/year in what you acknowledge is a relatively small market, even when they aren't bidding on literally every transactionalthough I should've known you're braindead given you think businesses are just vanity projects that can run at a loss forever based on their owner's net worth, which is why echofox is still kickingNO ONE'S getting traded, not just stars. mouz and navi wanted anchor/support players, g2 wanted a new entry, furia and faze cheaped out on theirs, spirit brought magixx and zont1x back, it's all bargain bin shitand falcons allegedly paid $6m for the heroic core of kyxsan degster teses, after shredding the ence one, which are the players you're pretending they aren't involved with>it has to do with there only being 1 relevant feeder org leftwhy do you think that is>flyquest didn't have to pay up 750k for storyI didn't see that figure anywhere. I assumed he was a firesale because saw aren't selling s1.game an awper>oh no I misremembered a small detail from an article I last read half a decade ago, I lostyou lost when you said "everyone's been paying millions of dollars forever for people with a couple months left on their contract, and each one is doing it twice a year, and they're paying a million bucks to rent s1mple for like 8 games" when these things used to happen once a year and be so outlandish they were memes
fazesissies crying because they don't have any money now after they started inflating players salaries back in 2016 will never be not funny
BLAST BOUNTY STARTS IN UNDER 4 (FOUR) HOURS, FEATURING:>LOTS OF TEAMS WITH THE SAME ROSTERSSPIRIT GOING BACK TO THE WELL WITH MAGIXX IGL AND BODYSHOTTER/CHINESE PUSSY-MOISTURIZER ZONT1X>INTERNATIONALASTRALIS WITH SWEDES??? LITHUANIANS????JW ON LAN WITH EYEBALLERS, FT YUNG TALENTS AND RO1F (REMEMBER THAT 1 NIP STANDIN GAME?)>PARIVISION HOPING TO MAKE THEIR MARK ON LAN WITH DISGRUNTLED ZWEIHM80 WITH NA HOPE JBA. PASSION NA ALSO IN ATTENDANCE, NRG GHOSTED WITH AN INJURED PUSSY>GAMERLEGION WITH -ZTR +SNAX -ASH +SOMEGUYWITHHAIRALL BR PAIN WITH THAT FAT FUCK FROM O PLANO>NEW AURORA WITH SOULFLY REPLACING JOTTAAANIP, SLOWLY MAKING THE TRANSITION TO UKRAINIAN WITH CAIRNE FROM INNER CIRCLE>SPEAKING OF WHICH, FNATIC WITH 3 UKRAINIANS, KRIMZ, AND ... MADEN????VP WITH PERFECTO IGL, A 1.02 VS TOP 50 AWPER, AND THE POWER OF PRAYER>CADIAN OG, WITH REHABBED FL4MUS, A CHIP ON THEIR SHOULDER, AND VRS RANK #49HEROIC, WITH THE OTHER SUSP TWIN BACK FROM WILDCARD AND THE MOUZ NXT-OG IGL FOR LNZ IF YOU MISSED THAT>SOME STEADY MEME TEAMS LIKE BETBOOM (REMEMBER BOOMBL4?), GENTLEM8S (REMEMBER MOPOZ?) HOTU (REMEMBER N0RB3R7?), AND 3DMAX (REMEMBER THE FRENCH SCENE?)A POLISH FACEIT 5 STACK DOING BETTER THAN OG>SOME EXTREMELY CONFUSED TEAMS, LIKE 2/5 CZECH SINNERS, 1/5 FINNISH ENCE, AND 0/5 UKRAINIAN MONTEEVIL JABBI, BERRY, AND SOME OTHER RED-WHITE FLAGS IN 9INE>AND SOME MISC DANES IN ECSTATIC (NICOODOZ STILL HAS A CAREER, PLUS GOAT NUT NUT) AND REFRESHED UKRAINIAN ZOOMERS IN INNER CIRCLEIT'S SINGLE ELIM WITH 500 TEAMS BUT THEY'RE STRETCHING THE FIRST ROUND OVER FOUR DAYS ANYWAYYYYY
>>2182674>beginning of season>online>right after a major grand final>blastwouldn't get my hopes up
>>2182751can't wait for another year of Vitality dominance with Falcons terminally unable to win, spirit with donk having to 1v9 and FaZe being crap outside of the majors.
>>2182751
LET'S GO FAZE CLAN*CLAP CLAP*
wtf we got esports today
>>2182319is this meant to be a cheat accusation or a "he's shit" accusation?
>>2182467This might be the first time I ever agree with Loba on anything lmao
f0ze niggas don't know what's coming for them
https://www.hltv.org/news/43627/mibr-sign-lnz-and-venomzera??????
okay cluj is fucking stackedis this all relevant teams but spirit?
>>2182918can't be relevant if you skip out on pgl as soon as it isn't a free win
>>2182918Why d0nk ducking bro
CADIAN WITH THE DOUBLECOMEDIAN IS SO FUCKING BACK
any uncs here remember aleksib og?
>>2182975Who?
F0Ze humiliation ritual starting soon. Get your popcorn ready!
br0ky disasterclass incoming btw.
FUTa bros, rise up
that was a flaccid as fuck round from OG
comedian...
og losing 11-13 and 10-13, unlucky
>>2183039adamb says no
>>2183039actually 11-13 twice, even worse
based Navi Jr, cocadian btfo
anyone know if it's rolling schedule?
>>2182918donk dodging tier 1 again?
>>2183046
>>2183049thanks
karrigan proving who's the better fatman
>>2183061
>>2182434>They played 13 maps while faze played 29the f0ze c0pe knows no bounds.....f0ze started in stage 1 because of their own incompetence>>2182470>>2182474>>2182477most obvious samefag oat
>>2182918https://www.hltv.org/news/43626/nine-of-top-ten-teams-to-play-at-pgl-cluj-napocafinally some pgl kino
>>2183068Did ESL stop giving them money to not attend PGL events? What happened?
f0ze aint ready for the classic jw + swedish lineup rage toggle
>dropped by statsfag.org to checkit's been 2 months since faze won ancient
https://x.com/M3OWMENTUM/status/2011057106904916401
JW fell for the meme
so...rostermania huh....
>>2183088shit's too expensive
frozen you absolute maniac
unc does NOT have it still
>>2183093But trump promised to bring down the prices for every day Americans?
>>2183103he didamerican players go for pennies
>>2183104Nobody wants them. It's time to drop the tariffs on EU players.I also expect him to make good on his promise to finally arrest pothead br0ky and make FaZe great again.
>>2183103>trump promised
F0Ze...
f0zetards go homethis is jwpiggy turf
>faze finally making it interesting after that boring first mapkarrigan always delivers
y'all niggas thought jw was washed just cuz he had to play a map that was never in play during his time
Ayo did JW just pop a snus?
karrigan too old, too slow
kek niggas thought ts gay ass team could beat HerculesWoo & Co.
dex more like sex
Mhmmm yes. 2026 truly is the year of the F0Ze Clan.
that was a fucking hard read on frozen pushin b
Toggling cunts
>>2183143get raped f0zetard
The f0zetard has been awfully quiet...
nice of maxster to have a poster showing when karrigan was a good player
>come home from work and see faze losing to literal nobodies probably tier 5Classic
>>2183134>HerculesWooPlease capitalize the wOo part of His Royal Highness TitanwOo's name correctly.
>>2183148classic faze is best faze
>>2183147KWAAAAAAAAAAAB!!!!!!
>>2183151If this is the best F0Ze I don't even want to know what the worst F0Ze is.
JESUSWINNER
>>2183153kekaroo
OOOOOHHHH THE PROFESSOR KEKOGAN ONCE AGAIN SHOWING HIS BRAINPOWER ON MIRAAAAAAGE OOOHHH WHAT A MASTERCLASS OF CALLS
>doubting>>>/wsg/6071802
Faze had so many sharts on inferno last year, i think i know how this one ends
>JWThis fat cheater still plays?
nice game broky
Yeah Helvjis is totally back. Remember when we unbenched him and made that Rocky training montage? Heljvis got that dog in him again! The kid's hungry! He's back on the grind!
>>2183166can take twistzz out of liquid but not the liquid out of twistzz
>>2183166SOMEONE PLEASE FEED THE VEGAN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOT LIKE THIS
https://www.twitch.tv/blastpremier/clip/TentativePuzzledScallionPraiseIt-xu6o4LobVTvG73RYbruh
>>2183177biggest fluke run in major history
>remember that the blast starts today>turn on the stream>faze is 1-1 against fucking eyeballers
>>2183177
If someone told me JW and Karrigan are the same person a few years apart I'd believe it.
f-faze up
>>2179089
brokyGAWD
The Swedish pig is better than the Danish pig
why did the coach start slapping himself after winning the round
f0zeshitters are cooked lmao
this just proves that swedish, danish, and norwegians should be called one ethnicity instead of bunch of made up swabian bavarian austrian energy
Why the fuck jnigga jumping into the one place he didn't look wtf?
Faze doubters status???
>>2183198stfu mutt
>>2183200Still here
>>2183198>made up swabian bavarian austrian energyNot made up though. Source: I'm Swabian.
frozen look at the boost spot challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i laughed irl at that holy fucking shit
GET BOB ECKS DEEEED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>jKWAB
bob XD
holy based
OHNONONONONO NONO
>Twistzz gave him the HEUnironically scripted.
>>2183228Nah Tw0stzz is just retarded like that.
bobXD doing F0Ze dirty lmao
>>2183204do swabians boast about german dynasties such as the Hohenzollerns and the Habsburgs being actually swabian?
>3min breakLearn the one thing ShartLadder got right for the love of God.
Bob 100% cheating
Faze on ct is gonna DOMINATE these niggas...
twistz looks so fucking gay man
uh whats going on exactly
The usual FaZe win pistol lose the following round.
in the last 6 months, eyeballers have played nearly double the amount of matches compared to faze, 89-48
>>2183255JW is tired of faggots at NiP and fnatic, so he decided to revive the Swedish scene all by himself
>>2183260Such is the life of T2 teams.
>>2183262more like T4
DOMINANT CT side for Faze so far
>>2183260t2 teams play more, you can probably find teams teams with 2x as much as eyeballers
>>2183237No but there we have a natural feeling of superiority over our north German brothers.
FROZEN MOOOOOOOOVE
>>2183268in the last 6 months they've gone from ranked in the 90s to 30s
it's over...
>>2183272>not yet
Is JW the AWP IGL?
>jw still cheating
>>2183271seems like germano-celtic > germanic > celtic
this coach always looks like he just lost the series
f0ze bussies are nice and ripe
?????????f0zekeks?????
>>2183277looks like it
Faze chin game is WEAK
eyeballs is the new faze#eyeup
Twistzz getting xer bussy pounded by bobXD
FaZe love a cold start. Problem is this is a single elimination tournament.
f0ze lmaoooooooooo
>13-7
I already knew it. Fuck you karrigan, now I gotta wait 18 days until I see you niggas again.
called it >>2182785luckily there's only a couple of weeks till IEM Krakow
eyeballers pulling a deluge on jcobbb right now
hahahahHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH ROLOLFWOALOLOLOLOLLLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
OOOOOHHHH MASTERCLASS FROM THE GOAT IGL KEKIGAN AGAIN OHH INTELLECT OF INFERNO
Not the waifu pillow!
swedebros we're back
niceget wreckedfuck off faze
HAHAHAHAHAbased pige
...this was an eliminaiton match.............
>mfw f0ze
who do we blame?
yep told you it made sense, these guys should've lost in stage 1 and were getting shat on by the lieks of fut and vp, expected result
f0ze are nowhere to be seen without crowd support.
he won
>>2183314Hjevis ofc
........................bobXD
happy for jwexpected from fazegood thing I can still root for hooxi and jame
JW, 3 times major winner sharting on the 1 major winner sissies
>JW >>> br0ky in the big 26This nigga has got to go
>>2183317bro pretty much survived a plane crash and won at the lottery the next day.
>>2183314the #8 and #11 players in the world, according to hltv, also kek at delusional poles
>>2183315The FaZe luck is unreal at times. 0.4 seconds made the difference between a humiliating exit in stage 1 versus making the finals.
Imagine getting raped live on air by a struggling single father and his 4 kids.
Based Mirage dev
f0zetard thought jw and his noname swedes play honest cs lmao. you just know the radar toggle went rampant
>muh bad practiceSTFU Twistzz you played against fucking EYEBALLERS
>>2183338chad
>>2183341>Jw cheating allegations what year is it lmao
Lol I completely forgot Asstralis went international. Absolutely cursed lineup.
>>2183342Eyeballers 1 Major Niko 0 Major
JW just won against recent Major Finalists
>>2183336that awful decision making by the br player saved karrigan from forced retirement and jcobb's career
>>2183357Bullshit didn't work out for Faze this time
>>2183348people will never accept that him and flusha are clean, all cause of a few random clips that wouldn't make anyone think twice nowadays
I have never EVER doubted our eternal guy jWONDERCHILD
>>2183360Blast has FaZe bullshit repellant unfortunately.
>faggy and yawndersShan't be watching
Unironically how do you explain the aimlocks JW/flusha had back in the day? Literallly 0,1s after a spray and kill they snapped multiple times to people in smokes etc.
>>2183366Good gamesense. Also stay mad f0zetard.
>>2183366it's called talent.
>>2183366They were just THAT good )
>>2183361It's actually hilarious that they think they cheated for a decade without being caught because of clips look fucked up because the demos were 16 tickFlusha has 1 clip that's actually sus and the rest are obvious nothinburgers
subtick
>>2183366>flusha on Inferno A spraying and circling around a guy in front of him and then snapping onto the guy coming short for a single bullet to his headThe good old days...
>>2183366all these years later and the French are still mad...
how long does this astralis last
Ohhhhhkay how do WE fix FaZe?
>>2183387one change mid seasondisband after failing to make the major
>>2183348>>2183361>>2183366jw, flusha and other swedes toggled back in the days and without any shame they joked and still joke about it. its unironically confirmed they cheatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-8haSl9iG0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T379cF9yud8now add that almost everyone in t2 cheat today, do you think a shameless fatass like him would not cheat ONLINE?
>>21833876 months like usual.
>attempts a 1v5Chad
>>2183389Keep Frozen, change everyone else
>>2183387they're getting raped by Maden (Falcons legend)two months max
>>2183389only nocries can save FaZe...
baitF impact revealed, not only do fnatic not look worse in firepowerr, their T side looks better than before
>>2183406thad castle
>>2183408Have you looked at Astalis' lineup?
>>2183406Man looks like he's lost his joy. Even his muscles look like they've shrunk.
wtf is this 1v1?
KRiMZ-SAMA DON'T POUND THEM TOO HARD THEY JUST WENT INTERNATIONAL
he's hooxin!
>>2183410yeah it looks bad, but these teams are on similar level and just fnatic lost a 1.27 rated player, for tier 2 it should be like if Spirit loses donk or something, instead their game looks like a huge burden was lifted from the team.
>>2183419staehr is deaf, be nice
>>2183406>this is really his HLTV pictureThat is a heinous photoshop, good lord
>>2183428damn, no wonder he plays for Astralis then
sick pistol round
>>2183393that video is a joke, those smokes aren't even there it's a demo bug and the guy behind the box he supposedly had too low reaction time for had his fucking head show up above the box he's behind, and he showed himself seconds before too, everything else is standard angle clearing and pre aiming
uh-oh bros, we better prepare our HooXi apology forms
>>2183447how long are people gonna meme this bot just because he had one good year in a tier 1 team?
>>2183453but enough about karrigan
Grim state of affairs for faze. I guess I'm gonna be on the parivision train full time for this event.
Nice plant retards, if akrimz waited 0.5 seconds for smoke to pop he would have a free defuse behind ninja
>>2183453>just because he had one good year in a tier 1 team?has nothing to do with ithooxi is simply awesome
Just woke up and I saw the news. Fuck this fucking loser fucking team.
>>2183459>not hooxin'
>>2183469>hooxi is simply awesomeHe's worse than washed and high Stewie2k
oh shit asstralis kinda coming back
>>2183459>Grim state of affairs for fazeOnly posers expected anything else from FaZe in this case.
If you're not Hooxin'Kill yourself#LetsGoAstralis
>>2183473brainrot
Jabbi sold so hard
>>2183483engrish commsprease undastand
>>2183458jej
jambo mogs hooxi
>>2183490>jambore-peek and die
maden trying his hardest to carry these shitters
That snake jabbi wont be laughing for long
>gigachad giving us OT kino after the faze fiascothank you hooxi!
12-16 guys 1st map done
damn astralis really having insane comeback just to get decimated in ot
>>2183500holy shit I was right
>>2182998he knew
>>2183437it's not photoshop he's a twink now
These 2 fags again? Yeah thats a mute from me dawg
>>2183528bloody fuck you benchod
karrigan's so fat, two guys could peek him at the same time and still never meet
>>2183533when karrigan hauls ass he's gotta take two trips
#ChinUp
so handsome <3
>>2183408>revealedthis was known to anyone with an iq over double digitsthe resident baitf cocksucker must be in shambles>>2183411well deserved
So this is the first Asstralis roster without any of the original 5?
>>2183563yeah, they always had either dev1ce or gla1ve when he was gone
is it me or is sh1ro a bit of a boring playerlike u see it at the end of the game "oh wow sh1ro has 20 kills" but u can never remember them.can u remember a single sh1ro kill ?but try broky...u can see the flick i remember a broky flick.
>>2183567ts is unironically true
>>2183567sh1ro made the worst blunder in that Spirit-Vitality game, worse than chopper, but you could only see it in a demo, there was no observer on him or replay after
>>2183563does xyp have a tiny head or does glaive have a huge head
jw pregnant check hltv
>>2183593all I saw was NERO shittalking the 'gog
those new foreign astralis guys really like body shottinglolmaybe stavn won't be too missed
>>2183589He's just shorter and they photo-shopped them to all be at the same shoulder height.
>>2183596my EVP of HLTV Awards(dona MVP)
How did faze lose? What the fuck?
>>2183601see: >>2182785
>>2183601hangover from the awards
>>2183601consider the clip: >>2183177
I BET 1000$ ON FNATIC PLEASE GOD GIVE ME WIN PLEASEEEEEEEEE HELPP
>>2183605no you didn't
phzy actually changing gun there baka
OT PLSS GOODD MY 1000$ PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>2183605>I BET 1000$You deserve to be dekulaked
I'm glad Cluj will have tier 1 teams after last year, it was an awesome event, it really felt like everyone was enjoying it, crowd, players and casters together
Danes carried by Monte academy guy, what a fall
WTF was that last two seconds of the match?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO JAMBO YOU BIG FUCKING APE FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
>danes
this ryu guy pretty gud
>wake up>faze lost vs jw in 2026can someone explain?
>>2183636f0ze clan
>>2183636from playing a major grand final in an arena against one of the best team in cs history to playing an online blast event against T3.motivation is everything.
>>2182434>shittalking MonGODZbro, where the fuck do you fazefags get off, shittalking the Mongolz in 2025/26? Mongolz won a tier 1 event and whooped faze's ass 4 times last year, including the Major humiliation with s1mple and even in Budapest with controlez. you need to get used to the new pecking order.
>>2183639he mad
>only people bothering to read the thread only either respond to or post rage baitanon was right. This shit is gonna continue. I hate all you newniggers
>>2183636not surprising since faze are shit, they just fluke in majors
>>2183649Im pretty sure its all just one dude (the 0tard)
tranny clan lost AGAIN
>>2183649relax nigga, nothing wrong with poking fun at the most arrogant fanbase in CS
>>2183617should've been the case all along, was so much time between relevant events last year simply because of the boycott
>>2183657none of you retarded bots are part of any fanbaseif only you'd realize the people you bait and get baited by are doing the exact same thing as you, maybe you'd act less retarded and stop shitting up the thread
this f0zefan mad as fuck LOL
>>2183663too close to home?just think about it
>>2183661your tranny team lostget over it and move on
>>2183661so you expect everyone to have high level discussion about CS and no shittalk between teams? how boringdon't take everything so seriously
are all faze fans so thin-skinned?
>>2183680brown-skinned too
no chin?no problem
>>2183681makes sense since launders is one
i fucking hate how this game looks when you spectate players now, everyone just non stop doing ADADADADADAD while holding an angle because of peeks advantage, total ADHD zoomer type shit. gj Volvo
>>2183649Yea this >>2183652Dude is a chronic samefagger and falseflagger. All it takes for a thread to be complete shit is just 1 bored unemployed retard.
>>2183698KWAAAAAAAAB BASED JANNY
trannyclan fan is FUMIN
jesper fuckin wecksell
>FNATIC getting raped and gaped by Asstralis>0tard tranny getting raped and gaped by the jannyDamn, brutal stuff
there is no chin
>n0ggas fell for self deletionkwab f0zefags are dumb as hell
>>2183636how many times are you going to wake up faggot
jesper wallstedt > jesper wecksell
>>2183708Honestly everyone ITT should do self deletion irl
>>2183708>>2183712based
wasn't jackasmo good at some point?is it because he misses blamef?
>>2183719he misses everything
>>2183719NoHe was never good, not even on that FragadelphiaLiterally the most obvious nepotism hire of all time
Scrawny be like: jackASSmo
>hooxi in practice is a different beast, killing everyonetold yougigachad just gives room and sacrifices for his players
>kekigan loses>h00xi winsLOL!
>>2183750might as well tag magog's worst analyst >>2183473
you survived today, Hooxifagsi'll be watching you though
Vitality's new jersey on the boysLooking clean, Stake-less China version will go hard.
>>2183753we'll be looking forward to your taunting when he loses 2-1 to vitality or spirit
>>2183760ayo no skibidi cap fr doe?
>>2183760og Vitality logo from 2019 was peak, they need to redo it in that style
>>2183764for shizzle, my nizzle
this is why he got goatF kickedhe knows he'll never be on top again, but at least now he can be on top in his team
>>2183755My nigga ropz is a literal skeleton. He's literally me...
>>2183755the yellow detail on the bottom sides is nice, can't see it well on this image
guess I can be a norbert fan for an hour or two
>>2183772Ropz is also very racist btw
>>2183767he didnt get kicked, big bought him
>>2183782>they forced him to sign a contract, they didn't kick him!
>>2183778apEX's pic shows it bestI agree, definitely a step up from that yellow blight and boring vaguely French white jersey they wore in the 2nd season
>>2183783they got $400k supposedly
someone shut these retards up, worst casters in existence
>>2183789and he got a way worse team
speaking of blameF...thousand cocks stare, thin arms, what the hell happened?!
>>2183791DO NOT SEND BOMB THREATS TO TO'S HIRING SCRAWNDERS
Aurora Tier3 bots
can we has elige back?
I'd rather see them disbanding than get that bald fuck back.
>>2183815drop broky for elige and just play without awp
damn smooth movement
>>2183823who, which round
>>2183829kAlash on r8
drop bro-https://youtu.be/y0NNII7VMUY
>>2183831round 9* my bad
LMAO how did faze lost
>>2183799that's what playing with three Ukrainians does to mf...not even Navi can do that anymore
>>2183788jobber jerseytop 3 max in 2026
>>2183819karrigan on AWP, just like good old days
lost my first im game we had a good 8-4 half then got sweeped 2-10 with pistol+conversion shit sucks
>>2183838see: >>2183602
>>2183833I love him so fucking much
>>2183853We know Twistzz.
>>2183760fat fuck
>>2183833>posting things from 4 years ago
>>2183869sadly thats br0kys only highlight
SOULFLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
VVOXIC!!!!!!
>>2183873>>2183877and now Wicadia won the round solo, nice
kek completely destroyed by individual rounds
it's nice to see the turks play like dogshit
bro...
>>2183887Saving energy for Krakow bro, trust /ourniggas/.
>>2183755is zywoo losing weight? the skill is in the fat doesn't he know that?
>>2183895he's less fat than he used to be, but still considerably fat
HOTU are absolute bots, especially this onliner cheater frontales. losing 5v2 against force buy, and one of the players being Majer, hahaha
where is gokushima? Would pair well with frontales
tomorrow's game fucking sucksi hate how blast drags every tournament out because they don't want to run two simultaneous games
>>2183975I'll just watch Vitality-VP
Botfly
>>2184019wadafak I thought that game was over 2-0
5 friends from bumfuck nowhere russia vs turkey's #1 team
what happened? I stopped watching in what looked to be the last round
XANTARES is such a tilted jobber. Show some resilience for your team you bum.
>>2184027they're not randoms and it's not that crazy to take a map, they fucked up furia and mongolz with senzu not too long ago
nyoooo faze is eliminatedstupid format
>>2183910apologize, frontales saved his team on match point twice
I'm almost there bros, it's been so long
Its AuroraIts OverpassYou know how this ends
>>2184063ShitGet a load of a true ak
>>2184066it's my dm AK
>>2184066>f0ze sticker
>>2183406wtf happened were the roids killing him
>>2184070Roids deflate. When someone stops using anabolic steroids ("roids"), their muscles and overall physique often appear to "deflate" or shrink.
Look at this faggot tilter. SHOW SOME GRITH YA CUNT.
>>2184086how much?
bro pronouncing frontales like he's a fucking pokemon
>>2184053>entire HOTU team suspiciously disconnects >frontales starts carryinghmmm
>>2184033Aurora massively choked nuke CT side, but to be fair their new player hasn't played nuke at all in his old team, so there's that
Why are they not doing multiple streams with multiple games? This shit is gonna drag on for so long.
>>2184159theyre designing schedules to eat up the year2 weeks for some t2 online slop because fuck you and fuck other organizers basically
>>21841592nd round will be just two days tho
>>2184159>This shit is gonna drag on for so long.Don't watch it then.
>>2184191this event goes from now until the 25th, and teams eliminated 2 weeks before that after a single match can't commit to play anything else on the off chance they make it through
>>2184201maybe you could put in some work to clean your room in the meantime
>>2184201Its the 0tard, dont reply
>>2184204maybe you could put bleach into ammonia
>>2184206holeee dirty fag cope
>>2183838See >>2183639>>2184035thank fucking god fuck f0ze fuck f0ttigan and fuck you
f0ze really l0st t0 b0beksde & jw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shRZ3ENfR2g
>>2184296u know whos a bitch ass who wouldnt do thatsteel
kino just droppedhttps://x.com/20221122_/status/2010713078300819943
>>2184344gayest thing i've seen all day and I just got done gooning to sissy hypno
>>2184393I'm a FaZe fan btw.
>>2184159because they get more total viewership hours by having as few overlapping games as possibleit sucks, but that's the reason
randomly looked at /v/'s catalogue and really thought this was kyousuke for a moment, kek
>>2184567meds
>>2184557there should be competitive pressure on them from other tournament organizers and teams to compress the schedule, but there isn't because these scamming subhuman danedogs made it so turning down a single blast event forfeits your $100k-$500k yearly stipend
>>2184569I'm not crazy, squint your eyes and you'll get it
>>2184578have you ever taken that one autism testthey look borderline nothing alike
>>2184582it's the hair dumbfuckand the general facial structure
>>2184587also color scheme and the outfit, but I didn't feel like engaging with that guy any further to explain
>hair clearly not messy at all >not square jaw>long faceNigga literally blind.
log off n0k0 you don't have to defend your concubines here we know he's cute
>>2184599Impossible when one of their players can be named torzshit.
hltv unironically owes me a knife so donk is the true #1
>wake up>see F0ze lost (again)
niko WILL secure donk's bussy this year
>>2184635Keep waking up and posting this everyday f0zechad
https://x.com/y4sfps/status/2011234410096628083kek look at this absolutely shameless shit, don't bet guys
>>2184643We don't speak your monkey language lil man
the games
grimothy
>>2184671pushing vitality to main event because they have no fans and know that had they put them earlier no one would have tuned in
>>2184676FaZe lost.
>>2184677goodhopefully vitality get raped toothis is a PARIVISION board
>>2184676teams pick their opponents vp picked them over navi, spirit, or falcons
just woke upremembered that tranny clan lostgood day
>>2184719disgruntled zweih will rape
>>2178948is that flusha in the back?
>OGdisappointing. Team looks good on paper. If cadian can't make it work he should go back to china>fazeno surprises there. Looking forward to see if they wake up in krakow>fnaticsacrificing success to get krimz his 10y coin. At least he can still shoot>astralislooks OK. Still lots of room for improvement. Maybe going mutt will lift the curse>aurorameh
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389362/flyquest-vs-steel-helmet-zhi-tech-elite-masters-2026-play-inkino alertbe ready
diabolical spot fixing https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389309/prison-breakers-vs-lospegadinhas-cct-season-3-south-america-series-7>>2184643
>>2184751valve should really give this the ibp treatment but this game is so dead and forgotten they don't care, a permaban from all VRS ranked tournaments to send them to the depths
>>2184752>to send them to the depthsWhat depths lol? They all know they have no future in tier-1 or even tier-2, might as well milk it all out before you have to get a day job.
>>2184755what if they transitioned and took the female scene by storm?
>>2184752here's a better clip as the other one kinda suckshttps://x.com/statsmeister1/status/2011261583323009138i don't think Valve will do shit without actual proof but this one is just so flagrant lmao, i bet he shit his pants when he jumping killed the first guy and started to think about the gang member who was gonna come and smash his hands
>>2184752I get it's hard to get proof but spot-fixing and match-fixing is a crime and those who engage in it should get pwned by the law.
>>2184759>spot-fixing and match-fixing is a crimeNot every where. Match-fixing is perfectly legal in places like Canada.
did anyone you played against get banned in the recent ban wave?
Pission NA? Sorry don't give a BOLLOCKS since FaZe already RAPED them
LETS GO SNAX
snax true og lfg
can these 2 faggots just stop yapping and get on with the god damn match?
>Another dust2/mirage matchupInferno and Anubis kino will have to wait
>>2184794Last one got banned in December but I had played him in September.
snax washed
pretty good attempt by pr
i can't bring myself to play cuz i'm too paranoid about cheaters
sado had such a great voice for casting
what the fuck is snax doing
GaymerLegion are fucking throwing this shit bro
>>2184794how do you check
Bot snax get this fat bum off me telly now
>>2184823i use csstatslook up my account ->played with -> only show players who have been banned
GOD SNAX
Damn, GL is now raping PUA
kwabvem
kvem...kek what a bitch
member when faze lost to eyeballers?
anyone wanna drink some alcohol and shoot darts with me while watching the CS?let's hang out
>>2184859I remember it like it was yesterday. Good times that.
2 Weeks until Krakow and MOUZ, G2 and Navi have yet to reveal whether they're making changes...
>>2184865navi is playing bounty so pretty sure they're not making changesmouz and g2 skipped it though so still possible
>>2184865there will be no more changes bro, just let it go
>>2184868>navi is playing bountyForgot about that.>>2184870No. I will hold out until -PayPal is announced.
>>2184871>-SunPayusbro... it's not happening brolet it go, he's staying
>>2184874No. I still believe.
Crazy that p0mp turned losing weight and being the most boring person alive into a career.
How many fans will vitality gain today?
>>2184882
>coldplexity
Blatant dive
>>2184915peanut head can't catch a frag
ez for goat snax
>>2184915grim (the player AND the situation)
snax is now the one diving
>>2184923diving like trying to get a fowel?
>>2184923nvm PUA back to jobbing
>>2184915learning from the best in the NBA
My goat snax still got it
>>2184758I posted the other one cause it showed all their povs instead of just the first guy, they were all pretending to be retarded
FRIENDLY CAMPERS GANG PULL UP
na humiliated
>>2184940Ah true, the quality was very low though. No one even cares lol and the CS reddit scrubbed the video too
toggle timeout
>>2184945At least we had 2016-2019.We're never going to see that level of success again. This game is dead here and kids aren't playing it.
What's the point in watching these games if none of these teams will be in the final?
>>2184960upsets
>>2184960betting
These friendly camper shitters are a glorified faceit 5 stack bums
Jerked to Dona earlier while waiting for CS to start. AMA
poland....
remember when they called themselves esc and had a vitality-esque winstreak on this map? online is a joke, but seems they're afraid of doing their thing in a blast tourny
I know why NRG were afraid now
>>2184982was thinking of sjokz getting eaten out from behind by freya during my morning meetings...
>>2184984Yeah I remember them radar hacking in nuke and being shit on lans and in every other map
>>2184962I doubt it. This shit will be another Vitality vs Furia/Spirit/Maybe Navi.The gap is too strong
>>2184982nexa, shouldn't you be practicing
>>2184993eyeballers beat faze yesterday tho
>>2185006That was not upset that was expected from f0ze.
friendly campers locked in ngl
>>2185009radared in
>>2185009rage toggle
>falling for the most basic of tricksclassic map trade into close loss on map 3
>>2185010radar doesn't work anymore, the valorant anticheat devs solved it
>>2185009yeah, their locks are crisp and clean
that is the round i get in my solo queue games on prem what the actual fuckjust hold site retards
lmfao what the fuck was that? crazy dive
poles are so bad
blatant dive
friendly divers
Jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with these poles?
why didnt aurora get xfloud? he's good and soulfly is piss.
>>2185034xfl0ud was kicked from the team few years ago (before Wicadia joined iirc), and in interviews he implied he wants to continue in international teams
>>2185037he stood in for xantares in one event last year when he was benched on heroic
>>2185038Well yeah, he had nothing else to do i guess, better take any opportunity to play
>>2185034heroic is probably asking too muchor he doesn't want to play there, who knows
>>2184678This you? >>2183459kek f0zeniggas are such fickle bitches pathetic
>>2185048They need a good natural anchor and xfl0ud is like Xantares, i think they don't have any better anchors than Calyx or jottaa (who was also not an anchor but forced to play it), so maybe it's not even worth the money atm
>>2185049fuck you
Why are SPUNJ and Machine not on the event?
>>2185061tune in for chopper's stream, great knowledge of the game + learning foreign language
monte's got this
Wake up babe Ukrainian derby is going on.>>2185061Do you ever stop bitching?
>>2185083do TO's ever stop hiring scrawnders?
>>2185061there are dozens of other streams
Damn, navi is getting raped by a bum team... Is this an aftershock for the raping and gaping they suffered from faze at budapest?
>>2185089'fraid so
Speaking of rape and gape:https://www.hltv.org/matches/2388130/vitality-vs-faze-starladder-budapest-major-2025
>>2185093vitality still has no fans
>>2185093KEKalso this https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389258/eyeballers-vs-faze-blast-bounty-2026-season-1
f0ze still lost LMFAO!!!!!
>>2185098KWAAAAAAAAAB!!!!!!
Vibes are back on the menu in 2026
>>2185089>>2185091>>2185093>>2185098Blatant self fagging. Is this what these thread have come to? Bunch of fags trying to rage bait and gottcha each other? Grim. Even HLTV isn't this bad.
>>2185103my guess is we got all the hltv rejects after maui couldn't keep his midget mouth shut
talmbout hltv?
>>2185105Get a life nigga. You and the faze fan boy have been going at this for at least a month. You 2 losers need to have sex URGENTLY.
>>2185103vitality "fans" lol
God I miss early 2024 Tyloo vs Flyquest anons, dese faze vitatards got no game
>>2185115a shame we bullied the chink to suicide desu, he was hilarious
>>2185054unfortunately, unless they can give an opportunity to some youngster, they'll have to work on retraining somebody for the role2bh, natural anchors at tier-1 level aren't common, even if they go international
>>2185117not suicidehe just never came back after the happening. Probably still thinks 4chan is down
>>2185061>>2185065spunj is live on hltvconfirmed
faze raped wonderful so hard he untwinked himself
>>2185129Stfu nigga stop shitting up the thread. Now here comes the other faggot with his gottcha also shitting up the thread.
>>2185135FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
so fucking frauded
Aleksi to falcons when? Navi has suffered enough
>>2185154Who should they get instead?
yo makazze fucking sucks lmao
>>2185158JigL
>>2185103you are so retarded you make thorin sound smart
>>2185103fuck..
>>2185168no red line so it doesn't countand I know you niggas are too retarded to add in the red line kek
>>2185129bruh I just sawWTF happened? he looked cute at Starladder, now he's ruined
when is 100t playing?
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
https://xcancel.com/ESLCS/status/2011479586857423162pro league invites>NOTE: Team Vitality and Team Falcons both declined their invitation to ESL Pro League S23
>>2185184poor heavygawd
>>2185184>line finish no is there
>>2185195we all knew it was gonna be shit last year cause of this, they're changing to lan again for epl 24
>>2185184I C U )
>>2185203>online
>>2185188>dodging /OUR GUY/
ref shoulda carded every moroccan there
what the fuck was Gizmy doing there
>sees B exec coming>immediately uses all nades, throws a flash in the sky and inshallahliterally me
>play DM and focus on mechanics + positioning>do 500 kill on aimbots>get into a match>everything goes out the window and I can't headshot for shit
you guys remember when liquid dropped elige and nitr0 for rainwaker and patsidid you know patsi's been on sangal for 6 months averaging 1.01
w0nderful really the goat of beasting on t3very cruel of navi to take him out of his natural environment when this is what he should be doing all day
come on monteI'm bored of navi games. Get them out
there's no way navi lose a map, right?
insane head shot
spoilers: navi loses 3v1 to lose 11-13
>>2185250for a fact?post your butthole on /b if you're wrong
Put Navi against gold novas and it will be a 24 rounds game
PAINMAKER
>>2185250>>2185253fair enoughdid a betting side leak it or something?
>>2185250don't do that faggot
>>2185260betting sides just always have info earlier for some reason. but often just like 30 seconds. but in this case it's hltv scoreboard/stream was several minutes behind.i don't even bet, just checking scoreboard lol.
>>2185265I know, that's why I askedwhy tf is hltv of all places spoiling games?
>>2185267hltv was behind betting sites.anyway, question is why they give betting sides info earlier than the stream. okay maybe they want delay on the stream but they should still be able to delay the info stream to betting sites.
real slim shady
Fuck you Navi this was supposed to be clean 2-0
the best thing is that navi is taking this super seriously too. they're bootcamping and blade is in the root with them. pls lose shitvi.
>>2185265>>2185269who careswhy would you intentionally spoil yourself on something 30 seconds away that you could actually watch happen, and then post it here in some gay twitch chat tier posturing
>>2185277so i can see 3v1 in advance
didn't even realize that uwu guy was on montegoofy fucker lol
are these fpg 3-5 events even gonna take place?
>>2185298yeah i don't know, there was rumors that they didn't get enough sponsorship money
>>2185303july and september will be really empty if so
navi such a boring nothing team
get this nip nip off my screen, bring rush back
no way navi loses right
>>2185311good team play, but blade's tight reigns are holding them back from doing crazy shitthey're not mouz levels of boring, but I'd prefer to watch most other tier1 teams
>>2185324also, their best and most exciting player is the fucking anchorshould tell you everything
let's go monte
>>2185329they're not playing yet. save the trolling for later
aleksib masterclass t-side :)
>>2185204Even in the fog of war a tank is visible ahh build
holy lelq
>oh navi is raping them, I'll go get some food before the next match>come back and navi didn't win a single round sincewhat happened???
>NAVI losing to Monte in 2000+5+1+10+4+2+2+2
navibros...
So is Blast Bounty the filter event for teams that fluke run majors?
the numbers don't lienavi need to cut all their ukrainians
>navi reduced to a full buy b-rushesthe desperation is palpable
NAVI saved by the fact afro can't hit an AWP shot
>>2185342if vitality lose to vp then it'd check out
it's over, the choke has started
>banned from getting US visasRIP any American tournament this year
>>2185349not so fast
>>2185349>ever trusting navi
LMAOOOOOO
n0vi sucks so bad. f0ze worse tho.
>losing to Rainwaker in the big 26
FINALLY time for GODtality and GODwooLet's get it!!!!!
>>2185351fucking pussies
>>2185351>immigrant visas
So this is the power of the #19 and #20 players...
>>2185324Mouz is not boring, your brain is just fried.
Perfecto you fat fuck please eliminate Vitality too that would be so funny.
F0Zetards and N0visissies already btfoed by literal whos (and JW). Tick-tock V0talityniggers.
>>2185370or maybe I'm just not jeetified enough to see how exciting and excellent they play
>>2185370I agree with him and don't like watching mouz
>rainwalker>bymas>"literal whos"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roo1hsM300M
>>2185380>>rainwalkerBest and only known for that one terrible Liquid roster.>>bymasWow he played for MOUZ once upon a time! What a legend!
>>2185381I don't think I've every seen a player upload an interview of themselves on their own channel. I wonder how much Freya got payed for this.
>>2185380are you bulgarian>>2185382faze legend bymas
b1st will HUMBLE zypoo
perfecto looks 50kg lighter than last we saw him, good for him
>>2185371rainwake n bymas obv, they had great games
>>2185385>I wonder how much Freya got payed for this.a date with his cousin
>>2185371Aloserbitch
>>2185391huNter- is already married though.
lolgood day for the brits
ANKARA MEZII
zywho?
He almost whiffed on ZywOo at the end lol
fucking ropz with his cinema cam
Messi is so fucking lucky I swear to God.
nutty quickiefeeling bit like m0nesy there big guy
kek
>>2185421virtus prostitutes
>>2185389his teeth are still certified british
what did he dowhy is he winning
>>2185376Like I said, fried brain.>>2185377You may not like watching them, does not mean they're boring to watch.
>>2185431Victory was promised to him 6000 years ago.
did this retard really play with only dualies against force buy to have a na awp 3rd round, almost sold the roundi haven't seen people do this since early CSGO
>>2185437>against force buy
>>2185433>when I like watching them, that means they're objectively interesting and exciting. when everyone but me dislikes watching them, that means nothing
trying their best to throw, jesus christ
fuck up by flamez
Shitus.Pro
>>2185449respect mr b1st
OF COURSE the one time I'm like>naah, nothing happens in this shit game anyway, time to be productive insteadBUMAS fucking 2-1's NAVI. get cancer dickheads
nasty pizza won't allow me to digest it.
ziizii
>>2185463
>FaZe won opponents map pick>lost the series>NAVI won opponents map pick>lost the series>Vitality won opponents map pick>
>>2185470Navi and Faze don't have the GOAT coach tho
>>2185475based.
>3 dust maps againwhy are they like this
>>2185486best map
clown talents. players love winning much more than they hate losing, otherwise after a few losses they'd give up and stop. pro players are like drug addicts, it's getting the high again that pushes them.
ropz is costing us the map vitality bros
The numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for Vitality at BLAST bounty.
>>2185496The rat is backstabbing vitality now. He can’t help it.
suing blast for making me endure these dogshit casters
Holy shit Scrawnders so bad I want to fucking kill myself.
Weird how the #1 team in the world and current champs are only drawing 24k viewers on YT and barely any posts on the thread. If my memory serves me right, faze had 70k+ viewers and the thread was non stop posting…. Interesting….
>tfw watching comfy french streamhaha fuck launders, fuck maui, fuck pimp
>>2185497THEY SAY THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL BUT YOU LOOK AT A GENETIC FREAK LIKE TOORO AND YOU LOOK AT RAPEDZ AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE
LETS GO VITALITY*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*LETS GO VITALITY *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
alright zypoo that nade was nice
>>2185505>Vitachads actually watch the game and don't spam like a bunch of monkeys
>>2185516you guys can't even read
classic FlameZ mac10 entryhe's probably the best mac10 player
>>2185516>Vitachads actually watch the game>only drawing 24k viewers on YT
>>2185521you think he buys Zywoo 10 big macs every time they win?
>muh ytf0zetrannies getting real desperate
>>2185524real vitachads just don't want to watch Scrawnders
>>2185516>>2185526>>2185529Whoa, defending vitality? I guess they do have some fans in the end (its just 1 guy self fagging)
>steel referenced in marvel rivalscultural impact zywoo never hadhttps://x.com/tsuakies/status/2011481939274871016
What's wrong with Scrawnders?
Why are f0zebrownies like this? You lost, move on nigga
>>2185521rip boomich my nigga
>>2185525of course not, Pepinwoo has an excellent palate
f0zetrannies REALLY didnt take the eyeballers loss well... please dont start cutting again now...
>>2185526>>2185539>>2185544nobody is talking about faze but you bro lol
>>2185542he's fat and he was fat when he was a broke nobody, you have to be a tastelet to shovel garbage into your mouth all day
>>2185531the vitality fan isn't even a real fan, its just the nigga that hates f0ze lolthey truly have 0 fans
>dood vitality is le unpopular xd>big enough to be the only org to have their own hooligans big enough to have a wikipedia page and merch
>>2185546Please learn to read f0zetranny>>2185505
>>2185534launders thinks he is funny and scrawny's voice is irritatingalso launders still glazes s1mple in 2026 so fuck him
>>2185550doesn't big clan have footy larpersI don't think that's a very good metric when the number of people actually watching them play is available
>>2185550Faze, Navi, Furia and even MOUZ (maybe not the fans) literally have this
Zywoo is just so good.
>>2185551>20 minutes agoyeah like i said, you're obsessing
>>2185555You're welcome to link any of those guys' websiteshttps://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Hornetshttps://www.goldenhornets.fr/
>>2185561F0zetrannies do be obsessing about better teams
>>2185554vitality's viewership metric to get esl money is higher than faze
>>2185563yeah them and you, maybe go have a circlejerk somewhere else
nt
>>2185565you lost f0zetranny
>>2185569>youmy team hasn't even played lol, you can't go one thread without obsessing over F0ZE
>zywoo when he has to adjust before shooting
>>2185562LMAO when a wiki article has no other languages available you can clearly tell its a cope article made by the hooligans. KWAB!!!!!!!!!
>>2185570your team lost already f0zetranny
flamez on fire
b0st
>>2185562>https://fr.wikipediayou serious?
>>2185574tell me more about faze when do they play next
>>2185573>>2185579So, BR wikipedia link to "Black Panthers" or something? UA wikipedia link to "Yellow Aliens?" Espiranto wikipedia link to "Red Rugpulled Losers?"Or a link to their websites, maybe? You said all of those have them, literally.
>>2185581no one cares hopefully they all disband and die
>>2185578Heh this is quite funny to me because it's almost "bosta" which means shit in portuguese.
>>2185584>no one cares hopefullythe f0zer does, he can't stop talking about them
holy shit
HOLY VAC
>>2185590godtality really do be living rent free inside xer head i'm afraid
>they doubted CHADGODKINGity
Too easy for humblewoo.
>vitalitybut what about faze
titanwoo
>>2185597Eliminated like usual.
so why did VP kill themselves on Vitality? you're not even in top 50, can't you choose some shitter team that's left?
ngl the map started pretty bad for Vitality, i was expecting a good fight like on overpass. but once they got going they made them look like a tier3 team.
https://x.com/i/status/2011479700917358842What.
>>2185582https://roaringbears.de/big clan on top 2k26, they got a website n shit look at the website dude that's a nodejs backend right there
will they bring back elige
>>2185441>Plebian tries to make his tastes seem elite just because his fellow plebians like it too
>>2185602you miss every shot you don't take
>>2185596>>2185598pussywoo
i cant imagine s1 and donk on same team
>>2185607That's why I love you broky, never change.
>>2185505Yes because you autistic niggers couldn't stop spamming the thread with your fucking antics.>>2185549*niggasmultiple, pluralmany hate f0ze and you f0zetards
>>2185505scrawnders effect
GODtality
>>2185574kek keep pummeling that freak
Even vitality can't draw reddit reactions
>>2185433>does not mean they're boring to watchWhat's the fun watching a team that got 0 highlight of the year nominations? Not only that, you have an 80% chance to get flashbanged with gynotitties, a jew, gynotitties on a jew or hungarian free trial zywoo after each round.
>>2185617navi
LORDtality
>>2185617and fazeoh nonono yellow bros what is happening???
>>2185573>pennyShehe
>>2185606>someone who can't spell plebeian thinks he secretly has better taste than laymen, pros, analysts, etc
>>2185618>Not only that, you have an 80% chance to get flashbanged with gynotitties, a jew, gynotitties on a jew or hungarian free trial zywoo after each round.This is what I mean. You don't hate the players, you hate the people. And this hatred clouds your judgement. Mouz has plenty of highlights but just because they don't try to appeal to 67 aura farming bussin zoomers they're not as popular, therefore HLTV didn't bother with any of the nominations.
>>2185608based humourous goat
>>2185625>spelingi accept yor concesion
>he buys a pass just to shit up threadsI don't know from which shithole this fucking faggot came from but this place will never be decent again.
>f0zetranny unironically posting screenshots for redd0tthis is your hero f0zeniggers?
>>2185627>just because they don't try to appeal to 67 aura farming bussin zoomers they're not as popular, therefore HLTV didn't bother with any of the nominations.Wanna know why no one even mentioned Jimpphat's 1v5 vs Vitality? It's because he clearly didn't give a single shit, neither did his teammates, not even cracking a smile like ropz always does.It's not even a highlight when no one gives a flying fuck. That's why Maka's one-taps made it and nothing out of MOUZ did.
>>2185617>rape and gape the opposition so brutally that there's nothing left to discussGOAT AVRA
>>2185627>>2185635>tfw two intelligent to make the matches I'm playing entertainingthank god numouz are eternally mediocre, a mouz era would actually be worse than the vitality one for the health of the game
>>2185605Bald fraud is done for
Zywoo grinded some faceit (2 games in 2 days) and already back to top form after a slow finish to the year... GOAT
>>2185635To be fair you shouldn't really expect to see emotion out of a Finn.
>>2185649Maybe that's the real reason Aleksib was kicked by sergej, too emotional. Jimpphat just inherited the introvert retard aura.But still, come on man, torszi couldn't stand up and scream or something? It's a 1v5 against your worst enemy.
>>2185627Bro it's not "appeal to 67 aura farming bussin zoomers" it's the energy that the people involved give to the play. That goes for casters and players themselves. Why the fuck do you even think the ZywOo 0 cultural impact vs s1mple cultural impact GOAT discourse even exists? Because one is a quiet nigga and the other is always boasting. Like why would I even care about the play if the guy doing the play doesn't care.
>>2185654troszi's scream last second win against spirit is iconic.
>>2185642Mouz era would never happen because they don't have the players good enough for it, their peak can only be playing snatching some trophies here and there, though they are big chokers so they couldn't even manage that this year. they might have peaked as a team, it was obvious a change is desperately needed but they got cucked in the transfer window, i personally expect a big downfall this year.
>>2185658Yea that's the only MOUZ moment I remember.
>>2185658I only remember chopper's rather sad "BLYAAAAAAD" from that one lol
>>2185656what a terrible argument, holy shit bro. literally admitting you can't appreciate things if you are not told to appreciate them.
>>2185662this is like that one nigga who said he saw no difference between watching a game live with casters and all and watching a demo months later to analyze teamplaystop lying to yourself
https://www.twitch.tv/strogo
>>2185656*s0mplehope this helps
>>2185664doesn't mean you can't appreciate greatness.
>>2185662That only applies to elite CS knowledge, like ZyGoat's crosshair placement or masterful calls or insane utility. Your bumass loser killing the vibe by being non-chalant and ice-cold is not that.People will remember karrigan and dupreeh jumping out of their chairs celebrating not getting clean sweep'd before any of the "high"lights from dead fish that is MOUZsports.
>>2185662No, I am admitting that casters/crowd/player reactions enhance the plays. Learn to fucking read wtf.
>>2185668did I miss somethingI thought we were talking about mouz
>>2185672piss drinking punishment by blade
>>2185672Come to FaZe aleksibaby. When THE GOAT IGL retires you are the only one I can accept to take his place.
>>2185674yeah they pull out crazy frags.
>goat iglno one says this
>>2185662Just watch some bots set at extreme difficulty play man
>>2185672hmm, he's not smiling from ear to ear, may be his last match for navi
>>2185679that's what I actually do.
>>2185677they most certainly do not. they pull out the 3rd place decider game at an epl
>still two days til good teams play
>>2185684this event is so fucking shit
>>2185478retard
>>2185668Mouz in Cologne final last year was up there with the biggest chokes in history of the game at the elite events. how are you not embarrassed to put greatness and mouz in the same sentence after that performance?
>>2185686butthurt
>>2185689>you're just butthurt that I don't know what based means!ok
>>2185688they're T1 pro cs players, they're all my heroes :)
>>2185693butthurt
>>2185695You have some dogshit heroes
>>2185681Based
>>2185656the discourse about cultural impact only exists because it's s1mple fans last copezywoo already has a better career than him in every metric so they need to find a metric that doesn't really existsit's just personal preference in the end, I prefer the player that still plays well after all these years and not the player that's washed
How the fuck did navi lose? Cut that monkey makkaze, he was supposed to be a budget donk but turned out to be a ghost
https://www.dust2.us/news/69618/breaking-vulcan-permanently-banned-from-faceit-for-toxicityLONG HAVE WE WAITED
>>2185763what he do? hes streaming right now but hes not actually said what he did
>>2185768hes just an annoying faggot who everyone hated and his last name is "Dominguez" which is all the justification needed for why the ban was necessary
i hate that the first tournament of the year starts online, all this anticipation wasted
>>2185772him and that kelsie girl both seem like absolute insane retards
>>2185876online, dogshit format and you can't even turn the audio on because of scrawnders.
>>2185751it's kinda the other way aroundthere was that poll at the major or wherever where a majority of pros still said s1mple was the goat, it's an attempt to figure out why zywoo doesn't feel like the most dominant most accomplished most skilled player of all time despite the trophy cabinet and all
I fucking love listening to Scrawny sir and Launders Sir.
>>2185886>zywoo doesn't feel like the most dominant most accomplished most skilled player of all time despite the trophy cabinet and alldoes to me
s0mple couldn't do shit against plumbers and accountantsmeanwhile HumbleWoo dominates in the most competitive era of CSall these talks about "cultural impact" are just distractions from the real deal
would zywoo win with s0mple's liquid?
>>2185926I trust Hunter's word more than any of these other braindead frauds.
>>2185946No, but that's just L0qu0d's curse.
>shitality before ropz basically mouz
>>2185942>all these talks about "cultural impact" are just distractions from the real dealas a Zywoo fan, I partly disagree. sure, it's currently mostly used as a cope by s1mple fans because Zywoo won, that much is obvious, but i don't think it should be entirely dismissed. just because something isn't measurable precisely in trophies doesn't mean that it's not important or that it's not real.whether it should be the main point of discussion when comparing players, or used as a tool for cheap engagement baiting by retards on desk like voo and maui, that's a separate issue, and i think those say more about the CS fanbase as a whole than it does about Zywoo.
>>2185962fake fan
>>2185886>a majority of pros still said s1mple was the goathttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/vpvskzoFEmU
>>2186157this isn't what I was thinking ofbut 6:4 when 4 of the 10 people asked are zywoo's teammates or french is not a great sign
>>2186162s1mple voters: cancer that kills liquid, retard that pledged alliance to NIP, biggest rat on the scene, serbianzywoo voters: the one of two chinamen with personality, magisk 2, 2nd smartest player in the world, two shadow rulers of the world, 190cm posture goat, legend of the french scenethis is the pattern you can observe in any "who's the goat" video, the smartest and unbiased ones all say zywoo. just because plebians and slavs are so numerous doesn't mean anything but that there's a lot of them.
>>2180163Timeless post desu
>>2186188It's not that good to be replying to yourself so much, especially since it makes no sense.
>>2186191he's right though
>>2186173>this is the pattern you can observewhat pattern, you just made all that shit upif they voted the other way you'd be calling nertz a sellout jew or something
>>2186197Why are you talking about yourself in 3rd person
>>2186200>what patternSmart and non-biased = ZywOo voteBiased, simple rifler or awper (not even a secondary caller), or retarded = s1mple vote
>>2186201whatever makes you feel good
>>2186207took you almost 4 minutes to deselect your post as (You)? lol
>>2186208stay mentally ill
>>2186204>awper (not even a secondary caller)wasn't jee one of the zywoo guys
>>2186221That naturally means he's smart
>>2186222infallible system
you guys hate thorin so much because you're WOKE libtards and he's BASED orthodogz :>
>>2186229I remember yungdian walkin around talking into a selfie cam after fpx pulled out over es3tag ready to call it quits... grindian getting it out the mud with b0rup and realniko... topoftheworldian making it with refrezh and his #1 bro stavn..... now they're all gone... scattered to the windsbring my nigga back, give him a reason to smile, give danedogs some hope in this sad cold world
>>2186239Our boy never recovered from the stavn and jabbi backstab
>>2186254Damn, pretty shite games to be honest. I'll just tune in to see the posibility of ecstatic upsetting and raping falcons.
>>2186259that's funny, I'd watch 3/4 but I'm nano clue why they put the eu-eu game second instead of first
>>2186238>autistic>edgy atheist to orthodox pipelinehe's such a stereotype
>>2186254nut nut's coming for your femboys, nikobetter be prepared to lifegame
navi bought senzu
>>2186229dicks out for /ourguy/
>>2186282Operation red flag by agent broky status: accomplished
>>2185381Tldw? why does he pretend anyone wanted this interview Niko is such a disingenuous faggot huffing the farts of his 3rd world fans
>>2186282>austrian flag>aurora fanwhat are the chance?
>>2185654>Maybe that's the real reason Aleksib was kicked by sergejretarded allucocksuckersergej literally said that there is a reason why allu was the only guy left from that lineup
Blast Bounty sounded good on paper but in practice it's so fucking ass. The first to rounds are arguably the most boring of any tournament.
>>2186371chill out nigga sheesh, unc finna crash out
>>2186371>why does he pretend anyone wanted this interviewFalcons management want people to care about their poster boy.
>>2186375>no u (c) rat who left cs altogether not long after
Will we be seeing MOUZ Senzu? It's the only possible team left.
>>2186419only boomers care about niko everyone else likes m0nesy
yay jba!
lets go gentle mates
Look at the massive zoom from this fag's glasses. Am I supposed to take his insight serious when he can't fuckin see properly?
pimps voice is likely the most annoying ever
>>2186444He did lose weight tho.
>HH covering the mid games>Scrawnders covering the kino games
>>2186450Hugo is just as shit and corny as scrawny
wow the germans are already fucking ruining
Damn, Gentle Mates just raped M80...
>>2186456they are toggling
ugh tomorrow's games are so much better
>>2186456>team is called gentle mates>in reality they're violent rapistspretty kino ngl
M80 is getting sodomized so hard. This is supposed to be the top NA team? Lmao NA is a joke.
>>2186401>Blast Bounty sounded good on paperit's an OK meme format. Being online completely ruins it
>>2186453nowhere nearanders should be teamed up with harry tho
>m80 picked mirage>2-13wtf did I miss?
>>2186487na sucks
>>2186487nobody cares about m80GODquid is the team real Americans support
hmmmm XTQZZZ bros? where was he yesterday against VP? I could see blade when navi played, I could see VP's coach but I couldn't see xtqzzz. hmmmmmm
>>2186254only hatewatching falcons but there is no chance they'll choke this.
wait... who's the underdog in this game? who picked the other team?
>>2186507never mindit's m80 apparently
>>2186507m80 are the underdogs since gentlemates had the bounty.
>>2186502They didn't even need him to beat these shitters
>>2186502>XTQZZZ brosno such thing, nobody rates that nigga>b-but Apex said he's goo-cope
Just how bad is North America at the game Counter Strike 2
>>2186560americans don't like playing any games or sport with actual competition, they make their own sports leagues and compete with themselves
>>2186560Worse than asians, which is saying something since it's an fps
Inner Circle bros... We are doing it...
Holy rape
T3Dm-ACKs
>>2186581is new better than cairne?
CAPTAINKURTKAAAA
i thought this would be some new faceit kid but it's an obese unc
save kurtka from those broccoli zoomers
kurtka went from 18-2 to 22-16
>>2186631yekindaresque
>>2186631toggled to fix the odds
>>2186608Captain Kirk
holy shitwtf are the frogs doing lol
>>2186667preventing those ukrainian kids from getting drafted
JUST GO ON THE BOMBSITE HOLY SHIT
imagine if humblewoo had to play with these cunts in year 2026wow...
>>2186686just what i was thinking too kek
>french cs sceneor should I say french cs seine
DAWY GOAT
3dmax are a bunch of jobbers
more like GAPEDMAX lmao
Liquid disasterclass incoming
snappi masterclass incoming
>>2186723it has to be the ugliest team right?
>>2186723I don't know bro, they look like they don't want to be here at all
My GOAT looking good
Antivirus will destroy them
>LETS GO >LIQUID
elige will lifegame and win this event to laugh at faze
>>2186739https://www.twitch.tv/chopperinhowe're here btw
>>2186033i'm probably the biggest Zywoo glazer in this general m8, why would you say that?
>>2186740>maui checking out his packagehe's not beating the allegations
>>2186741>chopper showing nudes of donk on streamwtf subbed
>>2186741I can't understand shit
Holy shit elige is going crazy!
thanks for reminding me I don't have to listen to scrawnderssadly I'm stuck with the fat american
I'd rather listen to fl0m than these 2 faggots scrawnders
>>2186750me neither, but it's still better than listening to scrawnders
>>2186757same
>>2186741I don't watch ziggers but thanks for offering an alternative I guess.
This season im a diehard Liquid fan
Liquid doubters status???
>>2186767chopper isn't a ztard dough
>>2186771that's okay, anonwe've all been a little bi-curious at some point
>>2186777Not me though, i love sucking dick.
time for nip to show why they were favorites>>2186779fair enough
>>2186776A russian is a russian no matter what.
>>2186774locked and loaded, i'm all aboard for the ct comeback and nip winning 2-0
Snappi called stupid rounds on T but NiP can still win it on CT
It's up:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0YKBhtEVqw
>>2186791donksissies... we lost
>>2186791for the first time i'm gonna watch this show because i share the same sentiment about Spirit while it seems everyone else is deluded that it's gonna work wonders
>>2186793do you never get tired of posting the same bait?donk is a whiny little buttboy tho
>>2186791>>2186793>>2186796I still remember people dogging on zontix and magixx for being so weak and having no firepowernow everyone calls ts is stacked with firepower...like what firepower?
>>2186799everybody disrespect chopper now even tho he's the reason donk has an inflated rating
>>2186799>like what firepower?Tier 2 merchant tn1rExit frag merchant sh1toBody shot merchant zontixFat fuck magix
>>2186799>now everyone calls ts is stacked with firepower...>tszoomers have rotted my brain. Actually took me a secondbut yeah, they hopefully have a better igl now, but I have no idea who'll be donk's sacrificial bitch
>>2186798it's 4chan culture at this point
>>2186791>Tonight on Hot Take Point Made>I have spastic outburst>maui has a mild take about 3DMAX>and kassad is racist... again>clip of kassad talking how Danish people should be put into concentration camps
>>2186808frogposter mentalityif a meme doesn't evolve it should die before it gets stale
>>2186723I have a friend who looks like Nertz.Jovial feller.
>>2186814>if a meme doesn't evolve it should die before it gets stalejust like s1mple
>>2186813>>clip of kassad talking how Danish people should be put into concentration campsUhhh based?
>>2186817exactly
>>2186813kassad should do his own show, the other two are wack
>>2186821It wouldn't be the same without /ourguy/ Thorin. Maui should be kicked for RL or a rotating cast of guests.
>>2186799yeah, magixx against top 5 in 2025 was rated only 0.03 better than chopper, now he will have to do it while constantly thinking about macro and instructing players around the map, vs best teams in the world, a thing which he never did before not even against tier 3. and zont1x t side lurks were so useless against top teams, he can defend a site and that's about it, second rate player at best, with bad raw aim.
>>2186827acceptable
WHERE MY NIPPERS AT?
>>2186832quietly losing their pick
>>2186832Idc about the game desu. I'll check the result later and post >losing to Liquid/NiP in the big 26 :wilted_rose:
>>2186832getting mogged by LiquidGAWDS
>>2186832herebut only because they're facing liquid
>>2186832LOOOOOOOOOOOL
clueless people who are paid to talk about cs are STILL going on about whether NAF is back or not, he's been back for 8 months at this point please get some new material and get up to date about liquid's players
>maui steak
>greatest canadians in counter strike
Der dizaster inbounding in approx ein heuer zwanzig minuten
>>2186865sure is
if liquid wins then what happens? are they back?
>>2186870kek
>>2186871>if Liquid wins the clash of trash are they backWhat do you think anon?
>>2186741he's almost half a minute behind, I want to avoid scrawnders but not that bad
>>2186871Get back to me if they can consistently beat top 10 teams
what the fuck was that on nertz, mr observer?please don't do that again
I like this new hard attach camera style blast is using
>>2186803yes and no, he was just obeying hally's plan
>>2186879I like it
Just 4 GOATs starring at each other
>>2186886>kyo so big he blocks magixx entirely
kyousuke is the reincarnation of Stewie2K except he's not a capitalistic ASSHOLE
I never saw zonic do that with m0NESY...
VP could have picked Navi, but they picked Vitalityfor what purpose
>>2186897anon this is a chud thread we dont take kindly to tranny leftists
>>2186871siuhy at the wheel lad, Liquid is BACK
>>2186902please stay on /sp/
someone said frogposting?
>>2186906/sp/ chads run this general, lilbro
>>2186897kyousucky is a a faggy midget who blows NiKo. Please refrain from comparing him to the NA GOAT.
>>2186908frogs just lost i fear
Let's play 'Guess Manletsnake's take'!
>>2186913apex one
>>2186911kyousuke is taller than stewie tho
>>2186916Let me help you retardbro. Have another shot:>IGL of the year is secretly bad>Universally regarded as washed guy is actually still good.>Literal who will fail>Team with the best player won't win more than one event
>>2186865>>2186870>>2186874WE are ready
Losing maps to NiP lmao
>>2186913they will never say he's a fraud because it could give credit to zywoo
>>2186921>Universally regarded as washed guy is actually still good.this one I actually agreed withhe went from a 1.40 guy in t3 to a 1.05 basically instantly after a month or two, if bcgame told him they were gonna buy a core and couldn't get it done, and now he's playing katowice in 2 weeks, I don't think he's gonna turn up there not having gotten back into form and not trying
>>2186922>no porkwhy would you eat halal when watching falcons?
>>2186932nigga it's popeye's they don't sell pork other than their bacon chicken sandothe chicken however is NOT halal in the UShttps://popeyesmenuusa.com/is-popeyes-halal/
>>2186936>popeye'sAre you black?
shitquid don't deserve naf
>>2186871>are they back
never been into co-streaming or whatever it's calledbut watching flom having a meltdown whenever liquid do their retard plays is pretty entertaining
>>2186939yuropoors needn't reply
>>2186939obv, only black people eat popeye's
>*misses*
#FalconsAreHere
>>2186947hate this fucktw0rstzz should've taken him with him when he leftor put him down, of mice and men style
>>2186948based
>>2186948holy cringe
>>2186948that better be a nonalcoholic beer, or are you a kaffir?
>>2186947they all didnaf is liquid's best player for some reason. Probably because he's impervious to whiny tilters
>>2186956In this household we drink beer and stan NiKo (goat rifler)
>>2186951but bro, he has one good map every three months! That means he's good, right?
>>2186948BASADO
>>2186961>hellesnah senpai
>>2186961>falcons/niko shirt>white hand>european beerweird... but you do you
>>2186951Twistzz talent scouting versus FalleN talent scouting. One found ultimate, the other pulled out molodoy from the depths of T3.
>>2186961disgusting don't EVER claim to be a falcons fan
>>2186971I hate tw0rstzz but don't pretend ultimate was a household name. his team was worse than molodoy's when they got picked up
>>2186968What's a good beer then? Pilsner?
>>2186983anything with less than 10% alcool is shit
is this some kind of burn damage, or is it normal for there to be such a contrast?
>>2186987nugen players are "enhanced" ifywim
>>2186985I'll occasionally get some Bockbier but regular beer is so much nicer to drink casually. If I want to get hammered with as little liquid as possible I'll just go for spirits.
elige got these yurocucks seething
so looks like we is gonna need to apologize to liquid?
>>2187004you ever get tired of having to cloak everything you say in memes so you don't feel like you're exposing yourself to real conversation, so you can always play it off as a joke
>2187010where does unc think he is
>>2187010seething yuroid
>>2187004if the norfmereeka dudes start checking their corners, i might
>>2186936I tried popeye here in france, they recently implanted themselves, the crew was still not used to the lunch rush. the tenders are better than kfc, just took the garlic sauce it was meh, the sandwich was meh, the break is too weak hold the sandwich together, too brioché maybe. anyway it will probably work here because it's halal and the terrorists will go at popeyes instead of kfc.
alright nipeither comeback fast now, or lose even fasterI've got work tomorrow
>>2187014
>>2186987the pressure is cutting off the blood flow
they're letting elige down again........
>don't forget your protein, kids!
>>2187025*loses the clutch*
KWABquid
>>2187025BUT HE AIN'T LETTIN IT HAPPEN
damn nipthat was fucking bad
THE NA GOAT
APOLOGIZE
>>2186983i like the dünkel
>ultimate can't afford to miss this...
>>2187049can't miss if you don't shoot
okay na bros we lost
scrawnders is the goat
>>2187051dude is dogwaterthey should just cut their losses, he's a perpetual 1.00 ghost
elige desperately needs some live laugh love posters in his barren home
>>2187054don't even joke about that
>mac10 jumping headshot through smokenice one
NOT SO FAST EUFAGS
>>2187059not the first time a game was decided by some bullshit like that, I still remember the wins jL and flamez stole away with that kinda lucky plays
the absolute state of nippers
>ultimate in the clutchjust ffwd to the next round already
>>2187065>decidedthey'd already won that round
New low for Shitquid
>>2187064>>2187064>>2187064
>otfuuuuck....
Snappi you shitter
siuhy is so trash
is liquid top 10 again?
elige is so good and ultimate is so bad
elige goat (every 10 maps)
about fucking time....too bad nip lost
>>2187088since coming back to liquid he's had 21 red maps, 21 1.24+ maps, 6 maps between 1.19 and 1.06, and 2 black mapsit's really more like 50:50 goated or ghosting
Falcons kino coming up next!
>>2187084
NiP controlled almost every full buy round on T and had the right reads, and for match point when you know they have shit buy and low util Snappi calls ramp rush against five sevens and mp9, unbelievable
>>2187054unironically the best caster duo rnI miss sado, ddk and black ddk thoughever
What happened to that l0qu0d house or lab or whatever? I remember they made a video about it a couple of years ago.
>>2187098yeah bro we're all really excited to watch nut nut and anlelelele
>>2187104they're shit 90% of the time. I guess they only get focused if NA plays.
nut nut finna nut nut in n0k0, may0nesy and ky0usuckyfucky
>nobody's taken my bait in over 20 minutes>better samefag to not look like such a loser
What is it with all these samefag schizos lately? Do they think everyone is monitoring the thread every second and replying immediately?
>>2187116That's just faggy and launders posting itt while they should be casting.
>>2187085At this point I'd rather see Liquid do something drastic like have ultimate, NAF, and EliGE pick up the AWP when needed. ultimate's a better rifler than AWPer.
>>2187117nah I see these same accusations when it's about the f0zepostingtruly the lowest form of posting - samefag accusations
nut nut already nutting off
teses you fucking traitor
what a bunch of retards. jesus christ.
i'm so glad falcons didn't fall for the roster change memesthey just need some more time
NiKo interview buff
Damn, ngl bros...Falcons looking strong...scary stuff
don't know why i expected anythinggonna do something else ts is boring
alrightno online buff for ecstaticI guess it was a bit too much to hope for
teSeS is just RAPING these niggas...
YES! Like that, but against other yellow-ish team with a bee on their logo
ok teses clearly doesn't wanna get benched, he's been in the dms this player break
french bros, our answer?
we're here
i was promised a banger match from nut nut and co
ECSTATIC BEST PISTOL TEAM IN THE WORLD
>>2187155>>2187169>>2187172>>2187175>>2187170it's ecstatic broit's not like teses didn't rape these guys in powerligaen, they're not a real team
Nice Renee
finna thinking this is our year
>>2187172team manager and coach analyst is french. we won.
>n0t n0t
>>2187191>>2187180>>2187175i was referring to the>"""le""" un seul coup>"""le""" forceincident
>>2187197ah. well it was a shit skit.
>>2187197the what
And they said Danish CS was dead.
>>2187202Whites can't into counter strike
>>2187202>nico tamjidi>danishhuh
URGENT: https://youtu.be/x19s180hLfo?si=8Jc1UEoEv9-fiXyT
>>2187209rene madsen the realest nigga living
global warming is real, those danes look very tanned.
still waiting for tos to have everyone's playercams visible at all times like in ewc, now we're not even getting the one whose pov we're watching
>>2187228online at least they're probably dropping feeds to start toggling
NUT NUT
>missed chances for nikohmm
ummah status???
NICE ILYANICE MAXIM
>>2187237ZUTTED
>nutnut JUST turned twentywhere's he moving to next? fnatic?
-nertz+nut nut
fucking retire
>>2187244team yp
>>2187249>team young punaniholy based, i am a lifelong
I've seen enough, Ecstatic is winning
Nut nut GOAT
>>2187257.
ksk so cute and good at cs
>>2187286he really is
Hello, my name is Mohammed bin Salman the prince of Saudi Arabia who lives in palace on Mirage. The past few weeks some homeless person has been coming into my house and sitting on my couch. he told me his name was "jame" and he was "saving." can someone tell me what this means?
NUTTY
NUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUT
>>2187286the victory bj niko will receive from him will be excellent
>>2187251your gay little joke is not as wild as what team yp actually was
spirit academy kyousuke had more aura
nutted on em
>>2187304>aura
#FALCONSAREHERE
ecstatic would've won if not for the refractory period
>>2187313
https://www.twitch.tv/prcsgoofeaturing goat snax igling
>flyquest declined an invite to the iem rio closed qualifier in april>they're currently 32nd itw and droppingwhat the fuck? what events are they even gonna play
>>2187347probably signed up to 5 chinese and mongolian vrs farm lan events already
>>2187304>can't wait 6 months>proceeds to suffer for his whole careerdeserved
>>2187347https://www.hltv.org/events/8939/zhi-tech-elite-masters-2026-play-in 1 online match, winner goes to a vrs lan
>>2187350I only see 1 on hltv or liquipediaif they have any ambition at all, they can't just show up to the major twice a year and go out 1-3
>>2187357you're right, but I don't actually know if they have any, are there any overlapping events during that period they could want to attend? if not it's just plain fear of losing vrs points to randoms
>>2187368oh I'm retarded, the qual is in like a weekI still feel like they aren't gonna have too many opportunities to try for bigger events though, you can vrsscam at any time
>>2187354why would he stay in that shit org anymore, he'd probably be benched for suns1de in winter
>>2187396that's why he went to the famously loyal falconsit's much better for development learning from an igl like snappi, a veteran who's won everything like magisk, and a star awper like sunpayus
>>2187402beats "learning" from magixx and zont11x and being bait for donk then sacrificed by h0lly
>>2187419thank god no one on falcons would sacrifice him after a couple bad performanceshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD_cW68YJC8
>>2187396>why would he stay in that shit org anymoreto win lolspirit won koln last year, imagine what they'd do with him on the team
>>2187485tbf, "imagine what they'd do with tn1r" was what I said after cologne
latto and dumau are literally live raping MIBR on LAN
>>2187743
>>2187743idc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av4twPxJJ7A
>>2187832come back home to cs2
>>2187832>one fucks kids>the other fucks grannies2010s na cs was a sick place, lot of impressionable minds didn't make it out unharmed
Bored out of my mind I decided to search for Sadokist to see if he was still using the internet or if he fucking vanished and damn... I will still cope a miracle will happen.
today ill remind yall how many mickey mouse trophies TS won>bb dacha 2023>kato 2014>blast premier spring 2024>bb dacha belgrade>shanghai major>blast bounty season 1>pgl astana>cologne 2025>blast bounty season 2total real trophies: 0
>>2187883skintards out
>>2187883>kato 2014C-C-Chopper-sama please forgive me. I did not know you had the power to control time itself. Please forgive me...
>>2187347>flyquest be in europe"LOL YOU'RE IN EUROPE, HERE'S AN ASIAN EVENT YOU CAN QUALIFY FOR, GO HOME">go home to play"LOL YOU'RE IN AUSTRALIA, HERE'S A EUROPE QUALIFIER YOU CAN PLAY. WE ANNOUNCED THIS AFTER YOU LEFT BTW, AND IT HAPPENS AT THE SAME TIME"reminder that the first 6 months of vrs had a bunch of australia qualifiers for chinese events that all just so happened to coincide to when flyquest were in europe and couldn't play them. there were weeks where the qualifiers could have run and they were home, but they all magically happened at the most inopportune timeshow unfortunate for flyquest that their ranking isn't very high and that china benefits from this
>>2188059More like KwabQuest
>>2187883Trophies won without donk: 0
>>2187883>kato 2014ummmmmmm vp bros???something doesn't feel right about this one...
yay jame!
>picks overpass against jame
pari picking t-side on overpassthey did that on the major too
based antistrat pistol
zweih putting in the work
just how toxic and oppresive team spirit iszweih's back to raping
turns out roles matter
>>2188132it's d0nkey screaming at his teammates whenever he dies
never put star rifler in a hard anchor spot h0llyno, malbs is the outlier
chopper is co-streaming and he's just cumming non-stop from Jame's calling lol
>>2187868>>the other fucks granniesTwistzz bangs gilfs?
>hltv fucking up the picksof course they would
>>2188136it's so cute, he's talking to zweih and sdy like he's in teamspeak with them>come on, Vanya, we discussed this, 1st one is fake>Vitya, remember, we discussed this (talking about tilt and lack of communication)
ruined
>>2188132you can't outshine donkey
Chopper was the only real IGL in tier 1 from 2024-2025
Post your blad3 right now
>>2188184
>>2188132hard to play good when your sole purpose is to serve the statmeister
>>2188132>zweih's back to rapingDon't forget to mention that he's playing against tier 3 rn.
>>2188214t3 vs t3 thoueversobeit
It's up:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XonDi6TRW-Q
>mfw this map
Daddy's back>>2188235>>2188235>>2188235
>>2188137groomed into marrying one
