The Fellowship of BC.Game at the gates of Mordor edition>Linkshttps://counter-strike.net/https://hltv.org/https://liquipedia.net/cs>TournamentsIEM Kraków [Jan 28th - Feb 8th]PGL Cluj-Napoca [Feb 14th - Feb 22nd]ESL Pro League [Mar 1st - Mar 15th]>Previous Thread>>2210014
new VAC?
1st for the goat (zywoo)
This faze match is pissing me off
>s1mple matching against ZywOo>FaZe cold startThis is the CS I know and love
Pimp has awfully tiny quads for basically cycling 24/7
>fag loves to discuss his gayness while the "GOAT" is currently getting humiliated Live by Zywoo
>jottaaakwab alert
w0nderful is an absolute bot, they were already in B, yuri peeked from window and he was stuck there for 2 seconds and this retard fucking whiffs everything on himif makazze had AK in that situation Navi would win the round
>>2216225aleksi neechan where the FCUK ARE YOU SHOOTING ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE YOU DUMB MONGOLIAN DOG
>>2220494is paypal really bad?
>>2220501yeah nota and zweih will save Navi
NOOBI
>globohomo team carried by a European Baltkek
This is Faze's new CS2 manager btw
>>2220501full ukranian team just get rid of the language barrier
what's wrong with him?
>>2220508they just will speak russian, no reason to limit themselves to >flag ukr
>>2220499that was a #strongmind body block, match was over right here, a lesser mind would have panicked shot aleksi
>>2220507this phenotype is revolting
>>2220494soulfly phzy ryu been looking good
>>2220510>>2220508>>2220503>>2220501jesus christ just kill yourself already
aight the new girl is better than freya I concede
>>2220518i need her to rim me
>>2220518>new girlwhom
We need changes in the #NAVINATION. This can't go on for much longer. We need our soul back.
>i heard you guys had a really long bootcamp before this!humiliation ritual
24 DAYS BOOTCAMP JUST TO GET BACK TO BACK GROUP STAGE EXITSAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
w0nderful is the Ukrainian broky, had one good Major and instantly back to sucking
The Brazilians have found the NaVi twitter. They are ruthless in the comments. This is not good.
>>2220524and they were also eliminated by monte at bounty. what a shit team.
teatime was spot on about navi
>>2220528hence the back to back group stage exit :)
>>2220527post highlights I dont have an account on the digital satan
parivision bros... we were supposed to filter these dogs.. we failed our job... now makakas are laughing at our brothers...
Fire Blade. The bootcamp actually did things WORSE, literally every player is worse!!!
can we go back to hating him again?
btw when FURIA wins without molodoy, its a sign they are back, expect a deep run
>>2220499absolute and brutal humiliationcan aleksi ever recover from that??
Z
>>2220538like samson, he lost all his skill when his hair was cut
in another reality where the ukranians didnt provoke the special operation, b1ad3 would have built a superteam, with sh1ro and maybe ax1le. in that reality also w0nderfool and jloser would have been majorless.
This is what bootcamping did to NAVI. It made every player equally bad (except w0nderful, he's a tier worse)
>>2220543>special operationday 1440 of the special 3 day military operation
>>2220547>>2220550kwab
Does everybody remember how cocky Navi fans were after beating Russian Paravision? Only for daddy Spirit to show them levels and send them into the lower bracket to face Furia for elimination. Don't get cocky next time guys. Life comes at you fast.
https://www.dust2.us/news/70260/dust2us-eagle-masters-series-issues-bans-to-drugs-n-pugs-for-integrity-violations-in-ems-qualifieris there anything more cucked than trying to go pro in cs
>>2220555no, got any links or caps?
how can we save navi?
>>2220555hohols learn their place
>>2220561>zero league xp>zero officials played>100% cheating>100% nocomming retard last point is real he tried out for a few na teams and was confirmed to be fucking retarded
Where's the russianfansreaction poster when you need him?
>>2220567his posts are only about russian team results
>>2220565>last point is real he tried out for a few na teams and was confirmed to be fucking retardedhe did? where did you read that
>>2220570https://www.twitch.tv/vulcanstk/clip/AmazingFrailWhaleHoneyBadger-CX2GV-o8uKfQHhpC
>>2220550>3 day military operationHas anyone outside of the US " ex-militaryexperts" ever said anything about that?
>>2220572kek based, finally this faggot's 5 minutes of fame are over
>>2220561Get a more reliable AWPer and have b1t remember he'1s supposed to be good like holy fuck little nigga you're supposed to be one of the best aimers in the world
>>2220565most new to competitive scene players are borderline autistic>>2220569nah he did it for navi losing before
>>2220538Went from twink to gopnik, with the haircut
>>2220572lmao and many niggas still think he didnt cheat
>>2220494>shiro's missingIt's fucking over.
>>2220585DO NOT CHECK WONDERFULS
>>2220585magixx took his place
>>2220591Boys.....
>>2220593By devouring him apparently.
>>2220595Never shave your head. Skill is stored in hair.
Aleksib worst rated IGL - 0.76 w0nderful worst rated AWP - 0.82
get bottrick or something this isn't ok
Myroslav....you're the only one left
stake money has rigged brackets to make vitality avoid them but it ends here
wow someone snitched on me for an accidental off topic message?
lol
>>2220625>liquid be like: fuck this russian shitter
>>2220499>FINN STUCKKKKKKK FINN STUCKKKK
>>2220660>>2220664
just got home from workSTATUS REPORT? THE RAPED?
>>2220669n0vi rapedastralis lives on
>>2220572why is everyone in NA so unlikeable
>>2220680COVID highschoolers and most of them only got there because better players left for val
>Vitality are winning another oneSo tiresome
>>2220507Ok and?
>>2220683>Vitality are winning
>>2220683It looks like they're really gonna only time their form for these biggest events and just beat everyone, 2nd half of 2025 they were beatable but itstill felt like nobody is really gonna dethrone them for some time
Zaaamn I could fit the entire video within the 4MB limit wtf. Don't look THAT bad either. No sounds takes a lot of the humor out though.
>>2220711>No soundsStill don't understand why webms with audio aren't allowed on blue boards.
>>2220683ropz to Vitality perhaps the greatest transfer in CS history, only next to Magisk to Astralis.
>>2220711Niko has basically became a recurring character in these skits as a cocky snob, its kind of great.
>>2220715because gif troons would pollute the whole websitewsg would also die and i kinda like that board
>>2220711KEK thanks
>>2220715There's already issues with subhumans using stenography to hide things in images and videos imagine if they also had an audio track to use too
>>2220711>>2220715you can get around it somewhat with [sound=linktosound.mp3] in the file name if you use an extension that supports that. it'll sync the external sound to the videobut that's not very widely used across the website as far as i knowand it's annoying for the person making the webm
any gypsy experts here?what is the difference between iM and makazze? is iM the gypsy equivalent of high caste, and makazze untouchable?
All the bad guys won today… There’s no justice on this gay earth…
>>2220738Yea I know about that but I don't bother because I have a feeling most people here are raw dogging 4chan.It's not that bad to make with 4chan X/XT desu.
>>2220745Faze are the good guys
>>2220750we're so back!witnessing karrigan last season
i honestly think this futa line-up could do some stuff if they had a halfway decent awpermaybe headtrick can recover his form... don't know what happened to that lil nigga, he was pretty good in nip
>>2220746>tfw x hasn't been meaningfully updated in like a year and xt is now dead
>>2220745Aurora and FaZe did win though?
>>2220760xt is fine there's no new features needed
>>2220789until the site breaks captchas working with extensions again
>>2220790>captchasoh no no no hahahaha
>>2220793you laugh, but i'm getting really good at identifying which stars have 4 or 5 spikes
>>2220739Ethnic Romanians are just run of the mill slavs. The gypsies are a separate thing. Look at the Romanian soccer team, its a bunch of iM's
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM4sAfh_i9U
Is Aurora/EF the only top team Vitality didn't beat even once? It feels surreal that they have a 0-3 record against them in 2 years where they won Cologne, Kato, IGS and two Majors
>>2220797just joshingmost romanians hate gypsies as much if not more than the average european
flyquest is playing and they have a trans on their team
>>2220816as the saying goes: "your opponent can't know what you're doing if YOU don't know what you're doing"you can't anti-strat against someone who doesn't have a strategy
>>2220745Aurora, Faze and Falcons are the good guys tho...
>>2220827>lil bro tried to sneak failclowns in there
the only team with 100% good guys is g2. no other team has 5 players and a coach in the good side of history
ban china from steam marketthey are the jews of steam
>>2220760>>2220789>>2220790>>2220793>>2220795How do you get around the "v erification not required" problem? I have to disable 4ch anx, make the post and then enable it again, what a fucking hassle.
>>2220846insane truth nukebut paypal still needs to go
>>2220869nigger have you been doing that this whole time? https://github.com/TuxedoTako/4chan-xt/issues/207
>>2220863why, what
>>2220877https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akZpDC3n80o
do you think the tranny is raging?
>>2220875he's using x not xtx was updated at some point to fix captchas, but it might be broken again
>>222088227 ADR for our girl
>>2220881>>2220875fix is the same, just different line https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x/issues/3528
>>2220882Fawx bros... Not like this... Not on our debut game....
>>2220893:)
>>2220882>>2220885>>2220893>>2220895erm this is problematic..
>>2220895raped
steel vs trannychaser pedo
>>2220895ah yep certified rape. can't beat the ****
Vitality bros, so it happened... In just 11 days, f0ze beat the views of our major vlog with their documentary. What went wrong? How do we recover? Do we really have no fans? If so, how do we fix that?
>>2220902wtf steel is playing now?
>>2220895
>>2220907The problem with Vitality is they lack personality and don't have the looks to make up for it. This is why they get low views. Just compare ZywOo and zont1x. Both classic NPC's with 0 personality yet zont1x has more fans because he mogs. Vitality needs to get plastic surgery if they want to have a fanbase.
>>2220921>zont1x has more fans than Zywoorofl
>>2220875>>2220886Yes but that's for the script, I'm using the extension on Brave.
Not my problem, retard. The solution is there and you're too lazy to do anything about it.
>>2220921>The problem with Vitality is theyare frenchuglywear yellowi get that piss is considered a delicacy in france but it's revolting
>>2220907play with me a game : how many vitality games you have to pass before finding faze ?
>>2220907>>2220973
this is the beginning
>>2220976ive literally never doubted steel, not once. even when he was banned i didnt care cause bettors deserve it
>>2220973Well i mean its obvious that the grand final vids are always gonna be the most viewed, not because of vitrannity lol. How many group stages vids do you see with vitality on top? I see alteast 2 faze and 1 spirit/falcons vids on your pics
>>2220988>Well i mean its obvious that the grand final vids are always gonna be the most viewed, not because of vitrannity lol. 2nd most viewed blast video is a semi final with vitality, topping any final without vitality. meanwhile faze (with s1mple in the lineup by the way) gets less views than a spirit vs fucking mouz quarter final>How many group stages vids do you see with vitality on top? I see alteast 2 faze and 1 spirit/falcons vids on your picsand faze is not even topping the groupestage viewership despite having s1mple in the team lmaosame way their kato grand finals lose in viewership to vita's kato (both facing spirit, you can't blame it on the enemy team)
>>2220973>>2220975so where are the viewers for vitality in their vlogs and documentaries?
>>2221000on the video you decide to ignore because it doesn't fit your narrative
>>2221000>>2221002my stupid ass didn't take the right screenshot, can't believe I had to go on a team's youtube account for this
>>2221004>860k views, 330 comments, 7k likes, 9 dislikesnow let's look at spirit's final vlog>204k views, 560 comments, 9.6k likes, 50 dislikeshmmm.. odd..
>>2221002>>2221004Yeah lmao that shit has already been debunked as being view botted by indians
>>2221007oh i'm noticin
>>2221007>>2221010moving goalpost much heyin that case, why is the grandfinal complexity vs faze 1.2 million view with 5.8k likes and 130 dislikes ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qrpVd3ivi8
The Vitality major winning vlog has been overtaken in views by a random Spirit content vlog. Haha Vitality has 0 fans. What a shit org.
>>2221012Without any more context, I could give this the benefit of the doubt for just being a vod and possibly being embedded on websites.
>>2221004>860k views, 330 comments, 7k likesVitality are literally viewbotting to make it seem like they have a fanbase. Grim state of affairs.
>>2221015good point but honestly the ratio of like to view is so varying on youtube I never found it reliable, for comparison sake the vitality G2 dallas final got 14k likes with similar view count + contextG2 spirit has half the view and 5.7k likes : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHUXAx31zYwI could easily pick any video I want to make a point in any direction concerning view botting
>weshstop it with the anti french commentscs2 is for everyones0mple killed his career with his negative aura
i've been frequenting an esports bar in my city, its a good time. theres little cliques for every major esport but obviously im just hanging out with the CS bros. We spend most of the time watching whatevers live or watching old VODs its a good time. theres probably around 15 regulars in the little CS group we have with a rotating cast of a bunch of other people that pop in occasionally. i've noticed that literally NOBODY that comes through is a vitality fan, even the noobies who just got into CS are more likely to be a faze fan or a spirit fan. theres even a few GamerLegion fans that are fully committed to the org. its just strange that despite having an incredible year, probably one of the best any CS team has ever had, they still just cant seem to attract people to the org. anyone else have a similar experience or noticed the same thing?
>>2220976>>2220980same. he's unironically NA's last hope. no one understands the game better than he does. he already has a punished origin story, it would be perfect.
>frequent a gay bar>no vitality fans in sight>full of faze and spirit (donk) faggotsCHADtality fans are straight
Why the fuck do people care about metrics so much?
>immediately thinks about gay barshmmmm rmmt
>>2221024ok others win the fans and vita win the titles
>>2221026nah they're fr*nch, which is unironically worse than being gay
>>2221032reddit safe racism
>>2221029No one. It's just blatantly obvious that vitality has no fans and is even botting their views to create the illusion that they do.
>>2221034And you care about viewers because?
>>2221032tu dis quoi grosse conne
>>2221036>frenchie reading comprehension
>I totally don't care bro, that's why I spend multiple threads talking about it
>>2221038>reading comprehension>answered a why question with "no one"
>>2221037why he look like he boutta take a cumshot to the chin
tomorrow's winners:mouz/3dmax -> 3dmaxvitalityastralisspirit
>>2221026>>2221039>>2221030 some here a quite gay indeed
>enter subreddit which constantly discusses raping men>surprised it's gay
>>2221048>subredditfound the bigger faggot
>>2221050Somebody sure is cranky about correct terminology.
>*ferrari peeks you*click
>ferrari peek when cadillac peek
>>2220992>>2220973bodied that freak
watchiehttps://youtu.be/A5M-SQVYxvk
>>2221093meh i thought it would be english clips but it's like brazilian and russian too
>>2220507>have money but still stick with broky/jcobbbI'm 50/50 between "aight I'm done with this team" and "happy for their sovlful faith" in /ourguy/
>Fazefags and Vitalityfags going at each other's throats again even tho their teams haven't even played each other in krakowGive it a rest for fuck sakes
>>2221124>haven'twon't
>>2221137>automatically updated every 24 hourswhere do they get it from? can you extract it from replays?
>>2221138based xantaresold dog, same old tricks
this is goat's igl huhkind of annoying it shows same crosshair several times
>>2221146donk actually changes his frequentlysometimes just color change, maybe he changes based on map?
>>2221147honestly a lot of pros changes theirs frequently actuallyhttps://procrosshairs.com/
>furia and astralis only play one bo3 >two out of mouz/falcons/3dmax/faze will have to play two bo3s That ain't fair though?
KILL ALL VITATROONS
>>2221190the teams on the same side both play two matchesit would only be unfair if one of the two teams in a lower final has to play two games and the other one
>>2221192It's fair between those 4 teams sure. But how is it fair when you only have to prepare for one bo3 if you're in group A and for two if you're in group B?
>>2221194well technically it's unfair for teams that depend more on preparation but that's it
Does she have the same phenotype as donk?
>>2221201aboba
>>2221201This one looks like kiosk.
>>2221196I doubt they had never done their homework on potential opposition at the high level.
Just got off a 10 hour gooning session jacking it to hot trannies. Anyways our guys Karrigan and Frozen should make quick work of Mouzissies. I can see a Krakow win on the horizons, that's the FaZe magic.#FaZeUP
>>2221208>Just got off a 10 hour gooning session jacking it to hot tranniesOh yeah? List them. Magog will rate.
>>2221212Truth be told, I'm kind of autistic in the sense that I won't jack off to a pornstar till I "notice" them, regardless of how hot they are. That means they'll be invisible to me in threesomes. But once I notice them, I can rewatch the same scenes with much greater passion.Today I noticed Lena Kelly. Holy fuck have I been missing out. The way she rails some dude's mouth, literally couldn't touch myself else I would've came instantly. Also had some nice belladonna x vaniity action. Some River Stark action on twotgirls. But mostly Lena Kelly. Her scene with Athena Rayne was pure gold.If you want my top 10 list I think I'd posted it last thread. Here: >>2210622
>>2221215Ah well, pretty standard vanilla list.
>>2221217I'd consider myself a D1 gooner and my list to be top tier, curated to the most patrician of tastes.If you have a better list, feel free to share.
>>2221218I just thought it was gonna be some of names, not established trans pornstars.
>>2221231My only gripe with OF trannies is that most of them only make solo content which I absolutely detest. But still I have a few names that are a cut above the rest:WhorellaSofiaTheDollCelineDijjonLanax420Eva LordVanessa9inSummertimeJamesAllie0tBy no means is this an exhaustive list, just some names off of the top of my head.
>>2221234Mine is just OF names. And yeah it's mostly solo stuff.sluttyashlanano_nanovirtualkalindraangele_mhrtheoliviarobingoresigillushrkaaa sarah320_fallenfaeriwishdollellahollywoodcorpsethotwhorellagorjasezorileeshalioshanagirlincaptivitycelinedijjon suselidaeezissilliteracy4meaerynaesclilylanskaegirl4umeowrizavenusmoorezlunaaa101miss_pink_angelwondybunnyickypeachchanelkeyyalicebloodytearsevie_angeloncloud_efembabyth
why are you like this
>>2221237I mean come on many names on your list make mainstream content.>ella hollywood>aerynaesc>olivia robinShailoshana is an excellent name I forgot to mention. Her scenes with XActorFab might be the GOAT. Just like Karrigan is the GOAT IGL.I just don't get the appeal of solo porn, even with ciswomen. Just doesn't do it for me.>>2221238Get your t up and you'll understand.
>>2221242The idea is that most never shot anything for big studios. Some are mainstream though, I agree.
The best to ever do it
>>2221245I'm going to go against the grain here and say that professionally produced porn is better than amateur shit. Just can't beat studio quality lighting, camerawork, audio, direction etc. >>2221249Again going against the grain here but she's straight up ugly, completely dude looking with very little femininity.
>>2221250>professionally produced pornI find it boring and it's mostly the same names over and over again when it comes to generally good content. OF basically made it possible for these people to create content all by themselves without having to deal with the middleman, so you've got all sorts of shapes and sizes right there. Studios are good for being a sort of label for certain fetishes. This one is for BDSM, that one is for Interracial but beyond there's not much they've got to offer nowadays.
>>2221254Okay but what variety do you get with these OF creators who mostly make solo content? They just sit around jacking off, occasionally using a toy.
>>2221250>completely dude looking with very little femininity.isn't that the whole point?
>>2221259nigga the whole point is that they be as feminine as possible the fuck is this gay ass shit
>unironic discussion about OF tranny pornYou niggas have no right to call anyone a faggot anymore
THE ONE TRUE GOATf0ze and b0tality auralesszyp00 nowhere to be seen
>>2221257You could say the same about any content that features fucking, to be honest. It's just as vanilla. It's the choice of apparel or how talkative they are. Some shoot loads and some don't. Some get really into it and some hold back. You never know what type of float you're gonna unbox, if you catch my drift.
>>2221263Who won? I forgor.
>>2221265no idea, haven't watched itprobably shroud, he has better multi-kill potential
>>2221266>he has better multi-kill potentialBut how does that matter in a 1 vs 1?
>>2221267s1mple is fat now you have to kill him twice
>>2221265>>2221266>>2221267Round 1 (ak)16-12 s1Round 2 (usp)16-12 shroudRound 3 (awp)16-9 s1>it was the most boring 1v1 because we played on EU server - s1mple
https://www.hltv.org/news/43804/relog-to-host-30000-lan-in-cyprus-ahead-of-cologne-major-cut-offman it was about time someone did a little round robin for more LAN winsthis should attract a few decent teams
>>2221273
>>2221273Shroud's ping was like 140
Well, come on. Let's discuss Counter-Strike instead of tranny porn. You start.
>>2221280Which pros like which TS stars?
>>2221281>Which pros like which TS stars?I don't know but TS stands for Team Spirit. So you gotta work it up from there.
>>2221281Jimi loves Hunter Schafer 100 percent.
>>2221285>Jimi loves Hunter SchaferHidemi Kojimi?
#FalconsAreHere
yea let the guy who makes a living off of hating certain teams commentate their games, this whispering faggot shouldn't even be here much less get the games he's super biased about
faze disband after this loss?
FaZe is still the only team to win a major, Kato and Cologne in a year. How is that so rare? It's so weird to think Astralis AND Vitality were so dominant but still lost Cologne.Another thing, Cologne this year is a major so that means we are getting a top 8 playoff instead of top 6 right?
>>2221295>It's so weird to think Astralis AND Vitality were so dominant but still lost Cologne.It requires aura. Neither of those teams had it.
>>2221265>>2221273>the na goat lostThe real na goat would never lose to s1mple in a 1v1.
pvre avra
HOLY GOATSUKE
my moussies:)
Now that looks more like the Faze I like
Same FaZe, different MOUZ though.
>>2221298he will never win another trophy :)
jewinx toggling
Fazebros... we're getting RAPED
Fazesisters, what's our cope this time?
>>2221312They're making us play the early game for the first time.
>>2221311>>2221312I blame jews
I root for mouz and 3dmax
>>2221208>>2221242Of course the mentally ill f0zetranny jacks off to trannies.>>2221294They should've disbanded years ago.>>2221296Cope fatty>>2221302>>2221311>>2221312kek
lucky you t2 shitter, let him try to plant!
>>2221314I bet sphinx is mentioned in the files
imagine if faze had a good igl
Uncrrigan with the 900 ms reaction time
>>2221323pic unrelated btw guys!
I hate jewouz so much
this is actually good for faze clan
f0zeniggas will be like>buh buh at least we have more views on our makeup tutorial vlogs!!! who cares about winning not us no siree
>joe cobb just gave up after the major>broky got even worseit's over
ksk smiling :)
>>2221323
Comeback starts NOW.
>>2221335>1 hour neededholy big brain
Anyone who dislikes Faze is legitimately going to hell
11 is all they get
>>2221341Already here and waiting for you f0ttigan. You destroyed f0ze clan.
>>2221341and those who like faze are currently in hell
>>2221341If the trannies are in heaven then I'm good
>VITALITY FANS.>BRING>THE>NOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIISSSEEEEEEEEE
>>2221344Eh it's alright. Nothing lasts forever.
#FALCHADSAREFUARKINGHERE
>2221347Watch as this schizo replies to himself 5 times.
>>2221347
>>2221347Fuck off
Karrigod letting mouz know
>the karrigan clutch that changes everythingA bit late but I'll always trust.
>>2221352
>>2221333he cute
xertion is such an ugly rat
WOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEE
KEK XERTION GIVING FATTYGAN A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE KWAB
>>2221358anon, cool it with the antisemetic remarks
mouz has more aura than faze...
kek fazies
goat igl btw kekypoo!
ACK!
>>2221364When you rape a team like that others start kneeling and cowering in fear. That's real avra.
>>2221358while kyousuke is a cute rat
the faze classic, throw your own map pick, steal a win second map and then dominate on the third. #trusttheplan#wwg1wga
Both matches 13-5
>>2221372Both bad guys won too.
>>2221371thisbroky cannon is just warming up
falcons are finally winning it allCEMEN IS HERE
Compared to f0ze, m0uz are the good guys btw.F0ze aren't even the bad guys, they're a worthless impotent team.
>>2221376>open HLTV to see if it was on D2 or Mirage>AnubisWelp 3DMAX cya later.
>supposedly #8 and #11 >literally never win anything>1 fluke high placement per year, out in groups rest of the timeepic
can't those retards say keeosuke or reeUfucking retards
Just saw a guy get banned on Youtube for calling Jimmy a gooner while the same joke played in the skit.
kayo sucky sucky fucky fucky long time long time
WE'RE SO BACK
karrigan one tapping like he's the star player
>t0ses has good spray control
>>2221391that was so putrid kek
>>2221391maui was thinking of something else when he said that he's the best sprayer
what the fuck, 3dmax won by getting 3 deagle hs through smoke
classic falcons round
why the FUCK would broky peak that
200iq forcebuy from faze
>>2221399One does not question our schizo. If the voices say peek, then he peeks.
yes give bot kyxsan and bot niko ak over kyousuke
>>2221405desu it can depend on the spawn positions
What's up with the flashbang effect when transitioning from player to player? Did Valve break the spectator mode?
I could just be a vitality fan, but that would be way too easy and sovless
End of the road for faze. MOUZ is raping them back for the budapest rape.
MOUZ shit talking? Holy shit are they finally building some avra?
useless toses getting eco ace
>>2221391>>2221393>>2221395APOLOGIZE
damn, maka stealing kills from monesy...
>>2221293okay I take it back it was kinda funny knowing phy is gritting his teeth while being forced to compliment them and having to feign professionalism, but you know he'd be jizzing himself on air if they lost like when he cast astralis losing some time back
EZ4KYOUSUKE
#FaZeareontheirwaytotheairport
Tomorrow I am jewish I guess.
f0ze lmaoooooooooooo
>>2221430Nevermind it's later today wtf is this schedule.
>faze cleaned out
OH FAZIEEEEEEEEEEES
JIMIIIIIIIIII
bye f0ze niggas
Guess I'm done watching this tourneySee you all for Cluj
RETIRE RETIRE RETIRE RETIRE RETIRE RETIRE RETIRE RETIRE RETIRE RETIRE RETIRE RETIRE RETIRE RETIRE RETIRE RETIRE RETIRE
state of poles in poland
>>2221438kwab f0zetranny SEETHIN
kurwa
>>2221428niko won't liek that and will change the tactics of the team to suit him better
explain
Nahhh dis nikka gone be talkin bout dat major like jews about holohaux
>>2221445https://youtu.be/EhneFGtT80M
>karrigan hoping the faze fans will have a good cuckwatching experiencekekk e k K E K
Faze down bummer… looks like today I am Turkish
>>2221420really? what were they saying? I didn't know they had it in them
G2bros how are we feeling
>>2221445holy shit, somebody call esic
>>2221450I only heard xertioN screaming at FaZe once in that series.
>>2221445cohencidence.
Heh, sorry goyim clan, but the mouzzies take this one.
MOUZ in group stage is literally the strongest team of all time. Nothing could be done.
my moussies won :)
There's no way people unironically cheer for falcons, right?
YEKI looking goodkwabquid are straight up radiating poison
>>2221459teams with like 2 real fans>vitality>mouz>falcons>gl>brazilians
Getting second at the Major was a curse for FaZe. It deluded them into believing they had a good roster when it was a total fluke run.
>>2221445crisp clean lock boys>>2221461>moisturized, on his lane, flourishing
time for our goat biggest boris chris griffin
DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONKDONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONKDONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONKDONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONKDONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONKDONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONKDONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK
>donk is vibingIts over got jeetu
kek f0zesissies how will we c0pe now? do we just rope?>>2221438thank fucking god now the thread will be usable good fucking riddance>>2221448anyone who truly hates f0ze must be thanking god for sending that hippo to the team>>2221450Xertion was weewooing at f0ttigan after he won a clutch against him>>2221456is that why you lost to eyeballers? jw in 2026? kwab>>2221466add f0ze to that listunless you want to admit that f0zeniggas are masochistic cucks
>anubis/overpassBLESS
I love you fat fuck mag1xx but my allegiance lies with Hunter and his squad of heavyweights.
>anubisKINO
>paypal's paypal payment came through
>4v5 pistol>ends 3v0KWAB
wasn't spirit used to be second best team on anubis?
>>2221469Nigga everyone knows they are fucked, but what else could they even do? Org is broke, AWPers better than broky are literal top 5 players that will not leave their team to play on FaZe, Twistzz probably hates structure and FaZe is the last team that plays a loose style, frozen might want to join another team but maybe only NAVI could benefit from having him since the other teams are already set or non-english speaking. Shit is completely fucked.
yeah it's over jituvros
>>2221489obviously hunter knows something we don't
>>2221493Are you retarded? No I'm seriously asking, are you retarded? Either way you should kys.
>sunpaypal
paypalus strikes again
>retardpayus
>paypal
https://www.hltv.org/news/43808/fut-replace-legacy-at-pgl-cluj-napocakeeeeeeeek >faRT confirmed btw
>>2221496Yea I am, so what? They know they don't have a good roster but what else could they do. Tell me.
>>2221503What exactly is it going to take for you retards to realize the very obvious problem?
Wow, even after being eliminated people are still talking about faze.... During a spirit game no less....
shiroupstage is BACK BABY
okay want this tnir
>>2221505Some teams are charismatic to the point of being lightning rods for anything they do. Faze is one of those teams.
>2221505>match just over>faze got brutally raped and gaped by mouz no less>team is practically dead atp>"heh people can't stop talking about faze what a goated team with gorrillion aura and views rent free!!!!!"
>>2221504The very obvious problem that has no solution. Kick him and then what? Get John IGL from tier 3 because FaZe has no money? Or make Twistzz (the backbone of current FaZe along with frozen) into an IGL and ANOTHER random tier 2 for pennies?
>>2221509lmao keep seething trannyyou are so buck broken than you cant even reply properly (unlike giga chad me not afraid to give out Yous)
>>2221510Get literally anyone. Right now f0ze are essentially playing 4v5 every match.In fact I'd forgotten tw0stzz had IGLing experience, promoting him to IGL and getting a solid tier 2 rifler would still significantly improve this dead team.
>>2221512>trannythis you lilbro? >>2221208
>>2221515different strokes for different folks
uhhhhhhhhh, this is g2s map pick on a t-sided map.........
what is the star position in anubis?I feel like its middle
Sunpayus might be as big a problem on G2 as Karrigan is on Faze.
>>2221469not deluded, org was just happy that they're able to avoid spending money>>2221493>AWPers better than broky are literal top 5 playersnow thisthis is deluded
>>2221521ebox
>>2221526is this an NA callout? I've never once heard anyone here call it that. It's always been cave/connector
>>2221509yeah, but so many people watched them get raped! that's called AVRA
is zontix the best anchor
>>2221524Not really. I am not even trying to say broky is THAT good. It's just that aside from m0NESY/""ZywOo""/molodoy/sh1to, all other AWPers are inconsistent, as inconsistent as broky? I would say yes but it is debatable yea.
I don't think it's good if you're going 3-9 on T side of Anubis
its such a joy to watch donk
>>2221528yeah, or dark/ourguy/ wilson says it so that's where i hear it [i don't play comp]
>>2221529kek it really is futile arguing with f0zetards they're so delusional they're beyond any helpIt's like watching a bunch of lunatics in an asylum bang their heads on the wall screaming about aura and views and fans and all other misc copes
Just a temporary set back. The lion will be back on cluj with new strats to rape everyone.
>>2221531it's not debatable, he's fucking worse than wonderful, 910, maka... hell, I'd even take fallen and magixx over him as well
>>2221542Kek this fatfuck do be funny...
>>2221542im a faze head but I hate that disgusting blob fag
>>2221521>what is the star position in anubis?being the refragger on T side
unironically when does faze play? any events after krakow? sisiti?
End of the road for G2
>>2221553pgl cluj is in like 2 weeks
>>2221555they already qualified for the arena buddy
>>2221543Ok I'll give this one to me being biased for broky. But even if he is, it is almost like I said for frozen:>wonderfool? established team >910? non-english speaking>maka? established team FaZe's only option right now is to disband or stick with this until they disband.
>there are "people" who watch g2-spirit over astralis-furia
>p00ria monkey talmbout sum "people" status
>>2221562we go where ohne goes lil bro, get out of magog if you dont like it
hooxi > fallen
Wow what happened to Astralis? They unraped themselves in just 2 months, now they are on a tear
>>2221569fewer danes
>some fag here unironically linked this thread in maui's twitch chatmight as well post an epic thread on twatter or reddit fag, whoever you are you genuinely need to kys btw maui is right about maniac, fuck that subhuman
mauisnake hereyou're all faggots
>>2221573why u lying im seeing the chat logs from past 3 mins and there isnt a link
>>2221574tall faggots.
KINO ROUND
>>2221562>i'm pooralrigh lil bro
>>2221575it was, maybe the mods deleted it. He literally told he won't click on 4chan links but he's open to reading the comments, go further back you might catch it idk the timestampanyway i have a feeling that the retards i reply to here are probably the same ones i know from twatter too
stupidpayus
t1nr is so fucking good broimpatienters in shambles
i posted the vitality no fans pastas on hltv and the frenchies had a meltdown kekhttps://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3108268/vitality-will-win-iem-krakow
>hally harrasing tn1r because he peeked instead of waiting for the ct to defuse the bomb
>>2221581
>>2221581>opens this general on stream>see faze faggots discussing tranny porn before they get btfo from the tournamentepic
>>2221588based
>>2221591this guy has 400 gift subs to maui btw you can see it on his badge
>>2221588>always a meme flagcoward
>>2221573>>2221591kek >>2221581lel now I'm sure that faggot browses this general, hi meowy!>>2221592giga kek
>>2221560degster is better and a free agentthere is no excuse for keeping broky, he doesn't even have a good map every three months like ultimate (who's also shit)
>>2221592kek i wouldn't have wanted it any other way
>>2221588>my esports bar post is included
>>2221602nta, but i don't think anyone wants to touch degster with a barge pole, if the "toxic" rumours as even half-true, he's just a s1mple without the results
>>2221592
>>2221598i really do live in st vincent and the grenadines keki can understand your skepticism about this meme country
>serbian: spirit is hippie because they play old fashioned waycan someone remove this retard? I like removekebab meme but this guy is such a annoyance
>>2221610my five stack had a st vincent and grenadines call on vertigo kek
>>2221607don't care, you can get him for one-two events and then kick him if he doesn't satisfylike I said, no excuses
is maui pretending he doesnt lurk this thread when hes on stream? he out right said before he checks this thread sometimes on snake and banter. maui will acknowledge his chud roots.
>>2221592Faze entertaining the masses as usual
>>2221617shut the fuck up ivan and gift him another 100 subs
>>2221602One has to wonder why no one got him though. I don't know if it's just visa problems or if he's cancer, something's off with him.>>2221615>bench broky>get degster>he's cancer>bench/kick degster>get broky backHave we not learned anything from the s1mple situation?
>>2221591We had a retard like this over at /axg/. Posted the thread link on reddit of all places.
>>2221610yeah sure buddy, you even have an "esports" barkek
who thought this was a good pic?
>>2221617stop talking about DEIsnake
>>2221620or>bench broky>get degster>he's good>you don't have to play with .98 awper anymorewow, it's just that easy
>>2221624adults
Daily reminder that maui gets to tap this alien thing
>>2221626True but we will never know since no one is taking the chance for some reason. I'm a firm believe that broky just lacks motivation for some reason and he could be a great AWPer. Maybe I am just like the guys on FaZe and like him too much to let go.
>>2221632>Asians bleaching their hairIt ALWAYS looks bad
>>2221632I'm convinced that he's gay, the way he talks is just a give away
>>2221635The problem is f0ttigan, br1ky needs a proper igl to unleash him.
yeah goodbye furia
>>2221635broky wasn't good for more than a year, it's time to let go...
>>2221643Astralis kinda sucks on mirage
>>2221645f0ttigan hasn't been good since he ended astralis' reign when he was on mouz, that was in 2019you gonna let him go or nah
>>2221643-ACK
>>2221640>br1ky needs a proper igl to unleash him.guy has been abusing substances for the past year and a half, are you serious?
>>2221648actually yes, both have to gojcobb too, if he doesn't lock in
>>2221650I don't blame him, getting backstabbed by f0ttigan and replaced by a fat, washed, gambling-addict alcoholic with 0 motivation to grind.This is who he was replaced by: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2QWpxW3shQk
>>2221645I'll never let go, I still believe in him because he can at least be good enough. He showed up at the major.
What happened to Furia? They went from raping vitality 0-3 to getting raped
>>22216551 trick dogsthe trick being mel0dy who has lost all mental strength
yeki needs to come backthe furia run is over
>>2221649-ACK
I mean just look at this niggaabsolutely miserableLiquid vibes will cheer him up
>>2221668>that picrelworse than a concentration camp
>the liquid vibes in question
>donk gets no kills>Spirit gets shat onIf these niggers had an at least mediocre team around that dude they'd be winning every tournament. Crazy how retarded they are.
>>2221668yeah, he should go back to play with jame
>>2221632ICE needs to come and arrest that alien ASAP!
>I mean just look at this nigga>absolutely miserable>Liquid vibes will cheer him up
>>2221671>Liquid vibes
>>2221675they have good players, but it's a psychological issue. it's mentally hard to push yoursef knowing that no matter what happens donk will get all the praise and people will think you are getting carried, this kind of shit is terrible.
HeavygodGOD
>HEAVYGOT LITERALLY SITS ON HIS SCRAWNY (the physical state of being, not the caster) OPPONENTS
heavygod using his personal gravitational field to trick tn1r
>>2221685>donk will get all the praiseBecause donk drops a 1.50 rating at almost every tournament he attends. It's not psychological, they're worthless bums who've made a career out of being on donk's team.
>>2221675they play too passive
more like Team "donk's bitches"
The lobotomist
sp0r0t are literally getting raped on their strongest map by a g2 with paypal on itthis honestly settles the goat igl debate
my nigga hunter
d1nk bros
Why does donk have a stuffed animal on his monitor? Did he come out?
FRAUD NEVER EVEN PLAYED MINECRAFT HE DOES NOT DESERVE THAT PLUSHY
>>2221703gift from nikothey will come out together soon
>>2221703goat coach impact
Damn the doctor just gaped donk little asshole
Lol Spirit getting absolutely fuckedLast year Spirit fans were claiming they were losing tournanents bc hally was banning overpass constantly, i can see why
tr00nk bros... why is bodyshotg0d top fragging...
>>2221711What an interesting love square
@FBI @CIA @ICE jeevacation@gmaildotcom please jail everyone in this thread
The one time they actually pick Overpass into someone else, they completely implode. What the fuck.
>>2221720And G2 ovp is really bad
whats this?
>>2221720Almost like there was a reason they never picked it...
>>2221720magixx igl impact
>>2221723Lip filler
If yabbi waited 2-3 seconds before killing whoever was defusing they would have won that round
>>2221723
ngl im super impressed with this astralis, i thought they were shitters but they seem super strong
donk woke up
>>2221737no pooria just suck
>>2221740Sure but im still impressed with phzy, staehr and jabbi, they are fragging
MATYS???
ok i take back what i said, they threw at least 2 free rounds, they are shitters.
MATYS YOU FUCKING BUM
>Tech pauseHere comes the toggle
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh g2sisters?
>bodyshots youproblem?
shiROUPSTAGE IS BACK
Apologize to sh1ro
donk carried
>>2221752ill actually incorporate bodyshots into my gameplay
>>2221752>looks downWhat?
>>2221758Don't do it anon! You'll also turn into a mentally stunted manlet!
>>2221760I ALREADY AM
>>2221752>nooooo you are supposed to go for he-ACK
>>2221762It'll worsen it even more, soon you'll be sub 1.50m!
>>2221759*spreads the goo with the tip*Problem?
>>2221752Should just play AWP
cheating ahh monkeys
STAEHR YOU FUCKIGN SHITTER WHY ARE YOU SHOOTINGWHY ARE YOU PANICKING YOU FUCKING SUKA YOU THREW THE ROUND BLYAT
Let's go HeavyGOATLet's go chadter-Let's go maldsLet's go GODTYSSunPayus
It's official: donk is the coldzera of CS2
I remember hally also picking vertigo against faze in copenhagen major
i unironically miss oBobro was so insanely good at shooting, probably the closest NA will get to someone like donk from their region
matchfixing by giving shittiest laggiest PC to goats
>>2221778crazy that if they'd won that, they probably win the whole thing
>d0.57nkStats merchant sh1to once again proves he can't carry shit
>>2221780what a faggot, crying after every lost map
>>2221784it's called pashun
>>2221779just checked his faceit WTF he's still playinigPLEASE OBO CUM BECK
The doctor RAPED and GAPED that peasant lmao
classic esl scripts to extend the series xddonks bullets literally disappeared and he had input lag xdcrazy how this ONLY happens at esl events isnt
>>2221790What are you trying to tell me with that webm? That the worst aimer in tier 1 (by far) is actually hacking? If I were karrigan I'd be demanding refunds on those cheats.
NA faceit elo = subtract 500 or 600 and you get your EU elo
>>2221792he used too, his entire success was with hacks
are there enough white people near atlanta to justify an event?
>>2221780>intel's latest and greatest arrow lake (£500) can't even beat amd's entry level 9600x (£185)kekaroooooo
donk? togglingmagixx? togglingzont1x? cleansh1ro? togglingtn1r? cleanno proof needed everyone knows this
>his entire success was with hacksAh yes... famous world superstar player karrigan. Known for his insane aim and unbelievable flicks.
>>2221790esl are such dog for this
>>2221801zontix clean is a joke XDDDDhes the only one toggeling on spirit
WHAT THE FUCK B0TNIGGAN
>>2221801They are all dirty including hally.
>>2221808>>2221790
>>2221805>>2221790ESL trying to trigger donk so he rages and desk smalls and screams, so he can be their "villian" for this eventthese guys are actual animals
>>2221813considering there are now all kinds of server sided cheats, i unironically wouldnt be surprised if they are toggling cheats for players randomly
>>2221818Lol. No need to build that up. It's in Poland, they crowd will boo the ziggers (as they should be) without ESL having to move a muscle.
>>2221824They want to have a collage of rage clips to play for the build up for him raging
explain the smoke tracking
Another brilliant timeout into round loss by Hally "coach-cam-bug-abuser" Shavaev. How this dude is still employed remains a mystery.
>>2221827>explain the smoke trackingSound?
>>2221831molodoy shouldnt hear him that far no? at most it could be kserato saying her someone is running in the smoke, but molodoy he too precise with tracking for that
>>2221827>pistol round>its obvious a fast outside play>their best bet is doing a smoke playsorry your silver teammates think standing still is how you play CS2, faggot
>>2221837>running from main to red like a retard is standard practice on high levelYou are retarded faggot rage baiting people, the real reason is molokek saw hooxi head >>2221831pic rel
>>2221827He saw a bit of him
molodoy is literally dying with fever btw
>>2221845Xhe is big and beautiful <3
>>2221838>running from main to red like a retard is standard practice on high levelIt is if you have 5 people outside on an eco, your only chance is strafe and pick the guy garage. But yeah he spotted him.
>sh2ro
>sh1to peaks as soon as the back turnsYeah this zigger is so toggling
donk really thinks he's him with these awp plays
>>2221853he literally started running away
>>2221857Nope. Check him PC.
>>2221854shiro wasn't covering him top mid, but baitingsame with zontix all game, donk has to peek while zontix hides in smokes while donk fight 3 people alonetn1r gets multiple opportunities to trade donk, does nothing all game
>BRICs Vs BRICS >Jews Vs jewrooFriendly fire tournament.
>Malbs kills 4 and hides with 1hp to not give the gun away, lets sunpayus take the last guy>sunpayus with 100hp dies to glock
AHHSTRALIS
d2nk
molodoy gets sick once every 3 tournaments, you watch fallen blogs and he always mentions he is under the weather
>>2221864he didn't have support because it was probably a solo decision play by him
Kek
KWAB
KWAAAAAAAAAB
>>2221882>>2221883based hivemind
>shiro went he can't play passively and farm kills on CTAIIIIIIEEEE DONK SAVE ME I NEED TO GET MY KNIFE OUT AND JUMP
billion iq from the chud
fucking lmao that second deagle kill
>goatpayus doubtersapologies?
this isnt elim right
GODPAYUS
>>2221899Nope, unfortunately not.
>>2221894There's not a single sniper that I doubt more than Sunpayus, but when he delivers it's big
Sunpayus is the only player who will spend 2 maps and a half absolutely shitting himself and suddenly life game for one side.
>sh0ro
heavygod is dogshit lmao
>>2221907He's an MP7chad, someone trolled giving him an MP9.
>>2221907He's been matched against a heaviergod
G2 looking tilted
i just dont know how these pro players have games where they go 3-16cs isnt even a volatile game i dont get it
Goyim2cattle....
What a choke jitubros...
>>2221913Just the IGL debuff.
>>2221907That was so bad
illegal clutch from heavychad
kkkkkkeeeeeeeekkkkk
MY FUCKING HEAVYGOAT THAT'S MY FATASS
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEESH
VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD VACGOD
>>2221907OK I'm sorry heavygod
>>2221907YOU WERE SAYIN???????
1 TRILLION TONS OF GREATNESS
>>2221905u can tell pretty much, he had terrible game against liquid but then shat on both monglolz and fut. Most of the mid to high players nowadays are like that desu
zont1x is a bot and donk is a huge faggot
huNter- getting so fucking unlucky in this game, unbelievable. One of those games you hate to see it.
it's over
>>2221790>>2221928>>2221883they are 100% scirpting WAHAHA watch donks pov, before ot, every bullet disapears now its hitting again xdesl is such a scumbag org
GAY2
Gg at least not elimination
Vitality veto trolling again
this fat tranny is fucking retarded
GODZ
oh shit, vita on ancient????? I'm buzzing
>g2 tripping over their shoelaces againKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
my moussies playing again :)
I'm honestly worried for G2. Right now they're on track to be in the same position Navi is in. A very solid well coached team but no star player to actually get the map over the line. What I'm trying to say is -PayPal +s1mple.
>>2221964Faze already softed them up. Should be easy for mouzzad unless they KWAB hard.
>>2221967s1mple says one thing, the westoids' mental game goes down the drain.
These casters are all right when they wake up, someone give them better mics tho
>Vitality are now good on every mapit's over for the scene
CMON AURORA PLEASE I DONT WANT ANOTHER SEASON OF NO FANS DAN AND HIS TEAM OF JEWS
>>2221972>implying huNta- and sAw could handle s1mple's toxicity
>>2221977>could*couldn't, y'all know what I meant
Zywoo is so fucking good man
>>2221975vita are now shit on nuke tho
>>2221976wypipo afraid of season
>>2221983aurora are literally bots, fluked their way to this stage to give zywoo an easy ride
SOVLFLY
SOVL FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Damn, zywoo got raped by sovlfly
WHY DO YOU REPEEK THAT MAJER, YOU CUNT
>>2221985and yet nobody picked nuke against them this season so far. maybe they've been destroying teams in praccs during the winter break?
SOULFLY IS COOKING US
BOTnesy
w0xic
GOATWOOOOOOO
imagine being this good at CS
mouz may have no aura but they easily have the best jerseys right nowts tuff
fucking majer crawling behind us like a cockroach
What the fuck man. Why was it so DIFFICULT AGAINST G2?
>>2222020donk go kill doesn't work so well, gonna need to mix it up
I guess ancient is a ct sided map
d2nk is a better aimer than goatwoo but goatwoo has a far higher cs iq than d2nk
why are all of them raging so hard
n0ko swing KEK
>>2222036What happened? Watching Vitality
XANTARES OLD DOG NEW TRICKS
>want to watch failclowns lose>it's boring and the other game seems like a bangerwhat do bros?
XANTARES FEEDING HIS BIG FAT YUFKA TO BOTALITY
>>2222044Double monitors playa!
It's crazy how hard melody clears monesy nowadays.
Crispy clean locks
>>2222042serbian caster said xantares is a limited and stupid player who only knows how to wide peek people in CSwhat being a turk rapebaby does to collective consciousness of a nation
At least I know spirit fans are rooting for vitality right now :)
>>2222057I certainly am not rooting for Dan nofans
wtf mezzi
>>2222060jews always win in the end
these roaches are so fucking lucky
Who's brother is MBS having killed for Falcons bombing out in groups?
7 on CT is badYou need 9GG
Damn this match between no fan dan and aurora is pretty kino. They are trading blows back a forth.
xantarespeek goated
kino ala faze
karrigannikojimiropzcadian
oui go againI blame flamez
Damn kino game
>>2222084half of that team is incontinent
>>2222085Apex kinda getting owned in cave tho
>>2222084This but with danish niko
>>2222088as always, but flamez with a bit more patience would have won vitality the game
I didn't expect Zywoo was this fucking good on ancient in his 2nd official
there's something in the wind... i smell a 2019 woxic performance approaching...
FUCKING APEX
HOLY FUUUUUUUUCK
GODTARES
GOD XANTARES
XANTARES HAS GONE INSANE HOLY SHIT NO FANS DAN IS SHAKING
>we keep feeding zywoo kills but it's not working>tabernACK!
oh wait, they actually blame mezii for not peeking with them
spinx must be getting so tired of dragging this corpse of a team behind him
why the fuck is vitality playing ancient?
>>2222108they banned anubis
>>2222108Aurora's pick
>>2222108It's both teams permaban
>>2222106xertion is deeply sick he needs support
if vitality lose, i will brand them as frauds and expose zywoo early lifeive had enough
End of the road for Vitality
UH not so fast
as much as i want to see shitality lose, at least they're not just a free win coupon in playoffs
>>2222108Entertainment, fun, style points, practicing a new map, Zywoo vs Xantares kino, paid by the round You must be a fan of one of these teams that just play to win, i understand you wouldn't get it
both games are nuts
>>2222125yeah, the mouz/falcons game heated up so i'm sticking with it
Just take the fucking already maj3r, don't leave just one guy on A
Zywoo life map
is it me or is zywoo just blatantly cheating
>>2222125>standard hope-and-choke falcons game>Zywoo vs Xantares bar brawlnot even close
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
nice clutch
that 2 man spray was promixed to spinx 3000 years ago
antisemitic from wicadia this.
couldnt b0tsuka just stay on the box or get Infront of it? he didnt have to peek, m0nesy didnt have to peek after that insane headshot either...
>calls for MAJ3R's head>Aurora proceeds to go blof for blow with VitalityHas there ever been an "analyst" with such dogshit takes as manletsnake?
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
So fucking lucky
TeSeS so lucky
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>botsuka>get kyosuke some pussy alraedy ffs>suddenly plays good polish pussy?
>botwoo
>gets shot>doesn't reactwhy did zywoo mean by this?
>>2222148He's always been alright.
HOLY FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK
I don't really like turks but Wicadia plays like he has the biggest dick in town
what even is this game
>>2222143He also said that sovlfly was a bum and that aurora was doomed. Fuck this bitter manlet.
FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK NO FANS DAN REFUSES TO GO DOWN
Goddamn kino
wikipedia goated with the sauce??
>>2222143>always has the mildest takes>always wronghe's a failure
>>2222157better the turks win than no fans dan
>best games are all played in stage 2 and not on main stageClassic
who is this fag? his presence would annoy the living hsit out of me
nt wikipedia
>>2222157Soul fly looks great as well
FUCK THE STRATS ARE OUT THE WINDOW THEY ARE BRAWLING NOW
>>2222143he's like thorin except he's actually stupid and not just ragebaiting
MAJ3R UNC STILL GOT THE MOVES
What the fuck is this ancient man
>>2222157Ironically the Aurora team is likeable, unlike their turkish fanbase.
35 YEARS OLD HAHAHAHAHAHA
>leaving in first ot to make food>come back and the game is still goingIt seems like I missed kino..
zywoo will have 60 kills and 2.0 by the end lol
fuark I love the 'woo so much
What's the t1 kill record? Zywoo has to be almost there.
CMON TURKS GIVE ME 2 MORE PLEASE
>>2222178trvkei don't think there's a cs team where the difference between the team's disposition and that of their fanbase are more different
>>2221975they're good on ancient cause they're taking another team that permabans it to 4 ots?
FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>222218457 senzu
>>222219256 no?
nooooooooooooo
>NiKo overextendingTook a while but it's over.
SOVL FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
SOVLFLYOVLFLY
GOATFLY PEEK
DOWN IN FLAMEZDOWN IN FLAMEZ
>>222218456 but honestly who cares who happens to get records just because they got 10 ots
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOboth games ended the map at the same time
flameEZ
HORRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIET BOTH GAMES ENDED AT TEH SAME TIMEHOLY FUUUUUUUCKING KIIIIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOO
>apexwhat a bozo
We need to put a stop to the Mossad cheats
good guys win
cs2 has been very good this year feels like anyone can win or lose against anyone, its like a continuation of what people thought the major was gonna be
WITH JEWS YOU WIN#MOUZeltov#VforVictory
For any other player this would be a life map, for Godwoo it's a tuesday night
>>2222216factual post
was mouz in the epstein files?
NIKO WILL WIN A MAJOR IN 2026
mouz will win krakow
>>2222221DAMN IT LMAO
nice get man!
alright, who got it? >>2222222
>>2222222nice
>>2222227Wasted
>>2222221nt
>>2222227>>2222229>big cheese sticks>mice love cheeseit's an omen
Good chances to win dust2 but idk about ancient
>>2222241falcons were amazing on ancient last season, dunno what happened
>>2222221NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>karrigan learns turkish>-majer +karriganfree era
>>2222221spirit second major confirmed?
>>2222249wired meta incoming
>>2222249this little nigga keeps forgetting to charge his mouse
>>2222249aka anti-cheat working as intended
>>2222249HAHAHAHAHAHA
>he's a big guy>for youwtf this meme is popular outside of 4chan??
isnt he using some secret mouse prototype? just use your regular mouse tard
>>2222249the new cr7
>>2222249He should change his pfp maybe then he'll stop jobbing
>>2222261Who is that?
can you wallbang that?
>>2222272yep
>>2222249It's literally over for zowie bros
ironic that vitality are the ones looking like cockroaches when they enter a bombsite.
>>2222272even rifles deal some damage through that right? i mean it's a wooden box and that's almost always bangable.
>>2222280meds
overpass was a mistake
KEBAB'D
Two rounds in a row now monesy was supposed to get opening frag is not two but missed. This is the start of their downfall and inevitable loss
fugg both games are synced
>>2222304Ovp is much more ct swayed than dd2, Vitality wins easy
Goon 'em Jimmy!
damn, ksucky is zesty even when malding
GODWOO
Zeuswoo
>>2222329lmaowhat happened?
VIDEITYNOAURA
Is aurora eliminated? I dont get this format
>>2222332Nope. The Vitality vs Aurora game is not an elimination game. The loser goes to quarters and winner to semis.
WHIFFESY
>>2222332no, this is match to get into semis directly or quarters
please GOD don't let mouz win
please GOD let mouz win
I've been nooooticing a lot of Vitality fans spamming that Zywoo has aura latelyGive it up bros, neither he nor the team are beating the allegations
WHY ARE THOSE RETARDS ADVANCING RAW ON SHORT?
>>2222332this falcon mouz match is elim
>>2222340Its just 1 jeet trying to cope for no fans dan
>>2222340shut up DEIsnake
>>2222341They genuinely don't want to win. That was so retarded.
>>2222330Nothing actually, i'm not really sure why they reacted that way, i guess surprised spinx did damage to monesy Convo that followed >unintelligible>yup>ya monesy was shot gonna save ak>unintelligible>he had ak? >unintelligible
LET'S FUCKING GO GYNECOMASTIAGOD
#MOUZeltov
every single zywoo kill is some boring >uhh my butplugg is vibrating to the right, so they are coming from heregets the most boring milktoast kill ever, with people running into his crosshair
>>2222340zywoo's aura is just so great that you don't have the level to see it
REV UP THE MINIMAPIT'S HAPPENED AGAIN
Praise G-d
so it happened AGAIN
wheres the kyosucky dick rider?
tesestosterone couldn't handle that gyno overload
he even looks different, they definitely took him to brothel
Bro I get why Spinx threw that nade at door, but goddamn it could've gone so bad. Gigaballs.
>>2222353beautiful anon, but I love zywoo's style.
how do they throw that kyousuke double opener
LOL
ZONIC CALLS A TIME OUT HE'S FUCKING SHOOK
>>2222362pure instinct kicked in when he saw a blonde, blue-eyed man ranning toward him
MOUZ farming Failcons screencaps holy based.>>2222364Failcons masterclass.
>>2222364
Classic Falcons throw
>>2222359Should every Israeli player be banned?they are probably all cheating
d2nk to falcons alreadyniko's rapings will be worth it
missNESY
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
gawdamn brollan RAPING
>>2222303i called it
NIKO BROS NOT LIKE THIS
goatlan
it's 5v2 and you still cant know if falcons win it
FALCHADS NOT LIKE THIS.... NOT AGAINST FUCKING MOUZ....
GOATZI
End of the road for Falcons
you can make a museum with all those falcons minimaps
failclowns
Thank you Jews
both monesy and kyousuke can't clutch shit
>>2222340he was born on the day CS released and he's the greatest and most talented player ever in the game, he auramaxxed on his first day on Earth
niko impact
zywoo will never have aura
NICE ILYA
That first AK headshot was so bullshit.
PUSSIESeasiest 4K of his life, what a fucking gift, slowly peeking like fucking noobs
kayosuckysuckyfuckyfucky never hits thosewhy the fuck is he even in the team
goatesy doubters?
That was awful by Mouz. Giving him all those 1v1 peeks.
>>2222403yup
MOUZ raped faze and denied us kino just to go the distance with these falcons chicken players?
How much did Hasbara pay to have failcons throw to israel?
>>2222410FaZe would get destroyed by Failcons because they are like them but with way less firepower.
kyxsan looking SHOOK kek
TESSES SUKA TUPAYA SOBAKA BLYAT WHY DIDNT YOU FALL BACK SUCHARA BLYAAAAAAAAAAATTUPAYA MRAZ BLYAT AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH
furia is the only team which mouz can't buy throws from because brazilians canonically hate israel
lol that bait
??????????? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BROLLAN WTF
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO WAYYYYYYYYY BAD LUCK MAYONESY KEK KWAB KWAB KWAB
ONE MORE ROUND
harry is so fucking loud, is he doing a scrawny impression
damn bro poor baby goat the lad cant catch a break
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKWABCONS SAGA CONTINUES
3v5 again huh
Another Falcons collapse lmaoooo. This team's so done.
i would've went for a kqly there and win the round but kyo is too much of a pussy
Another 5v3 rape? Just what the fuck is wrong with this team? This is not normal
Today, Mouz were based
jews won again
wtf jimi almost looking slim
MOUZELTOVnt failclowns (not really)
zysissies.... i dont feel too good...
LET'S GO ILYALET'S GO MAKSIMLET'S GO ILYALET'S GO MAKSIMLET'S GO ILYALET'S GO MAKSIM
>denied seeing niko choking live on stage
Nucleonz would've clutched that.
>>2222426>>2222431HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
G2 had more chances to steamroll Falcons than Mouz tbf.
who do we kick?
Will Team Falcons finally disband for good?
>>2222450kyono i dont care that he has le highest rating he has 0 place in this team
iglit's time
Spirit's new Krakow vlog has already overtaken FaZe and Vitality's major vlogs in 9 hours. We have the biggest fanbase by far. We are Team Spirit.
Personally I think Falcons just need another star player.
Strogo ct0m and deko would beat Falcons in a Major/Kato/Cologne game
End of the road for kyxsan. He's gonna be the scape goat for the oilers.
>>2222457hardcarried by Nick
Hate watching Falcons never gets old.
>>2222457>>2222465Das rite!
>>2222457the spirit vlogs are great. vitality's vlogs are so bad, you pretty much never see them hanging out, chatting about random stuff, you never see them in practice rooms. I think the spirit vlogger being an important character is why their vlogs are so good and interesting to watch.
I hate mouz so much it's unreal.
>>2222452>kyxsan: we didnt deserve to win anywaykick kyxsan and zonic, they are both set to lose without even trying
motherfucking nigger cunt jew pieces of shit
>>2222464good, yjk he's being sabotaged by n0k0 just like karrigan and hooxi were and plenty of teams are screaming for a decent igl right now
>>2222469Coworkers vs Actual friends difference
>>2222466yes because it never lasts long kek
>hasbara buys a win>AHAHAHAHHA FAILCONS
>>2222470>>2222473lol seething
Alright, no jokes, real talk: what is actually wrong with Falcons? How do they always throw those 3v5s/2v5s? I've watched dozens of their matches and I still don't quite understand how it ALWAYS happens.
My FaZe is struggling but I can always count on THE GOAT RIFLER to deliver. Thanks NiKo, you always cheer me up bro. I wonder how many 2v5s and 3v5s happened just in this 2-0.
very ebin
I hope hunter rapes these rats. Please.
>>2222480Too many egos. They all think they're donk/zywoo but they're just shit
That melbourne final is why falcons are where they are now.
>>22224800 chemistry
>>2222469>I think the spirit vlogger being an important character is why their vlogs are so good and interesting to watch.you're probably rightor at least, there needs to be a "leading man" in the vlogs and not just 5 people who clearly don't wanna be on camera. jame and karrigan are the only other ones in the scene other than spirit who make good vlogs imo
>>2222484these Playoffs are so fucking horrible.#It will be another easy Vitality Win
>>2222484Good ending: G2/Aurora winsNeutral ending: FURIA/Vitality winsBad ending: Spirit/MOUZ wins
>>2222475vitality players are close. I think they just have power and they don't allow too much to be seen.
No joke watching falcons has been some of the most fun i've had watching tournaments in a long time. >They lose, I laugh >They win (rarely), I laugh at people mad about them winningAmazing
>>2222480nobody in there knows how to build a team and they just think stacking individuals is enough
>>2222466>cucked into shilling for kikeskek
>>2222491trvkeyou can hate mouz but at least they don't give off the vibe of lowkey hating each other even the two boyfriends on failclowns don't have chemistry (on the server)
>>2222480they need donk
>>2222500GET ZUTTED
>third place humiliation ritual again
...................
no one in falcons trusts each other so they think they need to be THE one to do it and they just fail like retards
RIP kyxsan's brother who will soon be dismembered and stuffed in a suitcase :(
At this point hatewatching Falcons is just meaningless. It used to be fun when they had a chance of winning but now they're just shit. No point now. I'm going to start cheering for them actually.
>>2222506How do you stop this
>>2222511its simple you cant they will win every big Tier 1 Tournament in this Year
>>2222511donk to navi
I didn't know it was this bad.
washed uncs must have cheap buyouts right? just do it.
>>2222510>It used to be fun when they had a chance of winningBookies had them at 1.60 at Bounty in the finalThat was their biggest chance probably since mayonnesy joined
>>2222511I don't know give ropz a Porsche 918 Spyder or something.
>>2222520You are not taking him. Begone specter of Falcons!huNta- is not washed btw
>>2222511they didn't face a top 10 team yet
>>2222525
>>2222511They just farmed shitters the whole tournament so far. Spirit's stats are much more impressive considering they faced real opposition.
>>2222528>Spirit's stats???Surely you meant to type donk's stats
>>2222527muh vrs
>>2222520i really hope that doesn't happenn0k0 CAN'T be allowed to keep sabotaging his cousin's career
>>2222484>>2222494the girl who had no idea how to do a cointoss actually caused this, put aurora, the strongest team that didn't start in stage 2 into the group that's already the most stacked in a way that would make it very possible for both mouz and falcons to drop into lower bracket
>>2222532Yes faze and pari and falcons are definitely better teams than spirit
>>2222537He whiffed a lot on inferno. Wonderful style.
>>2222531Everybody on Spirit is holding their own. Worst rated player is tN1R with 0.98. They played NaVi, Astralis, G2. Vita played BC game, 3DMAX and Aurora. Much worse teams in my opinion. + They never lost a map which makes their rating seem insane
copy paste from hltv about 100t:- 1 week of media in LA- 1 week of Team bonding and onboarding in LA- Practice has been progressing good- They will "soft launch" on 7th February with the IEM open qualifier- Stresses that these open quals are not hugely important for them and is more about gauging team progress- LANs are where they will get their VRS points and they will have a busy schedule going forward- First Roman Im perium Cup 5 on the 19th of February- Immediately after they are competing in DracuLAN 5 24-28th of February- Scheduling has begun for events in March and potentially April as well.
>>2222538They are definitely worse than those 3 with donk offline.
>>2222537he's finished he will never be a big Player like "SpawN" or f0rest
>>2222543>they are worse if they're playing 4v5
>>2222537His Royal Highness Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud is not pleased. Heads will roll.
>>2222548>implying FaZe and Failcons aren't playing 2v5
unlucky for spirit, falcons beating vitality was their best bet
>>2222551Well maybe they should try playing 5v5
>>22225501000 iq move kick monesy, sign s0mple
How much longer until zonic gets asked to visit a Saudi consulate?
>>2222558it was supposed to be the trophy to honour his dead brother.....
So when is Zonic going to be saved from having to coach such a terrible team?
>>2222560They already took his brother. kyxsan or TeSeS are next in line for punishment.
Zonik is certainly a legendary info-gypsy
alright it's timeEnergizing win for (any team playing against Falcons). You really hope to see (any team playing against Falcons) have strong showings, especially against opposition like this. Again, it was a good match, and I’ll definitely continue to support (any team playing against Falcons) in the future. Fantastic game guys, gg gl next.You seem to have been choking a lot" Niko tells Monesy, smirking tauntingly "Your AWP is too big nini~" the awper replies, blushing. "Yeah well, it's not like you've never tried it before. Remember Mirage? where i took your AWP and rushed your site together" Niko chuckled.Take out your deagle" Ilya told Niko "it's bigger than I thought. How many times can you shoot before reload?" he asks. "Seven, but for you who knows" Niko replies, before pushing down Monesy's vents, all the way to single. Monesy's eyes widen in shock as Niko starts to spam shots directly into siteLeaked CIA documents revealed the existence of “Project Falcon”, a clandestine operation by the Iranian Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps' (IRGC) covert operation group Unit 840. It aims to weaken the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia by infiltrating its esports teams with players who purposefully underperform in order to waste capital from the Public Investment Fund, damage the Kingdom’s reputation, and reducing its influence in the Middle East.The leaked document also revealed that Saudi Intelligence, with CIA's assistance, has identified 5 foreign individuals recruited by the IRGC for this operation so far: Nikola Kovac, Ilya Osipov, Maksim Lukin, Rene Madsen, and Damjan Stoilkovsky.However, further Saudi and Western efforts to thwart this project have only been met with defeat due to the failure in identifying the IRGC commander in charge of this campaign. So far, the only information the CIA has on this elusive spymaster is his codename: "zonic".
falcons were actually lucky, they should have been eliminated by NRG.
Should Valve allow the Falcons to play with 6 players so they can get 1 more superstar?No disrespect to the other teams but I’m a firm believer in that Falcons not being able to use all their money to buy more superstars robs them of accomplishing of what they’re truly capable of. I’ve spent the last few minutes in pure disbelief in the number of Falcons chokes, and it doesn’t make sense to me. I’ve spent 2026 watching them spend money it’s just not fair.If Falcons continue to choke with 6 players, I will face that they don’t deserve to win anything, but I am 100% sure these are fluke chokes and does a big disservice to the Falcons and Counter-strike as an esport.John from Dallas Texas here. I am a new CS fan (let's go Liquid love twistzz). I was told by some woke liberal friends at the University of Southern California that Team Falcons are a 'sportswashing' project funded by the journalist-killing regime of Saudi Arabia. However, I am confused about this whole thing. Doesn't sportswashing actually require you to win games? Thanks in advance for answering my question.Falcons' fundamentals are genuinely dogshit. Not checking corners (they got caught by double pit setup like 10 times this tournament), not trading properly, bad spacing.Also, its been one of the worst tournaments for kyxsan in a while. The calling has been just slow, uninspired and one-dimensional.Monesy aint beating the "choker" allegations. Its another prestige event when he is mid for his standards at best. His misses lost them many rounds today.
another day, another tier 1 event that Falcons fail inalot of man advantages were thrown in that series, and Falcons lost 2 crucial ones, one of them being another 5v2quite funny and maybe(?) poetic that huNter is the Kovač that made it while the other is flying back home to SerbiaAnd as someone pointed out on HLTV forums, this is the troll count of Falcons on Dust 2 alone:5v4s lost: 35v3s lost: 35v2s lost: 1 (on match point)4v3s lost: 3P.S, how long is zonic going to be there, just fire his ass already. He literally provides zero value whatsoever. He's as useless as NEO.Mouz doing the community another solid. The most overhated team in tier 1. I don't care that they're "auraless" if they keep eliminating falcons like this.Both m0nesy and kyousuke had the option to join spirit, but they chose these chokers instead. They definitely made a mistake. Someone here will mention "but they make so much more money in falcons" but they would still make a lot of money in spirit and I think m0nesy especially is tired of not winning any trophies with chokecons. 458 days and counting since m0nesy last lifted a trophy. If he doesn't win Cluj, his trophyless streak will reach 500 days.First krakow playoffs bracket will includeThe Donk 1v9 carry jobFranco-Mossad teamAuraless Mossad teamG2 for some reasonWorst Furia since they went internationalSome TurksAll to end in another obvious 3-0 vitality win.Nice esport valve
>>2222569GODSEE took pity on them after brutally raping them on the 2nd map with the rifle, he decided to pick up the AWP to give them a chance.
s1mple said donk was 3rd in the GOAT rifler debate. Who does this guy have above donk? Surely not choker NiKo and baiter ropz. donk should be 1st after this Krakow group stage
>>2222574He's just a real FaZehead. ropz #1 NiKo #2 for sure.
I know how Falcons can win again just switch back to the old Round Format in that you need 16 Wins
https://x.com/HLTVorg/status/2018809636552597979/mediaViewer?currentTweet=2018809636552597979¤tTweetUser=HLTVorgvibes
https://www.dust2.us/news/70288/k0nfig-reveals-complexity-salary-unless-you-give-me-30k-a-month-im-not-signing-itIs this justified
>>22225741) heaton2) spawn3) donk
>>2222585based
>>2222445My wife Hiroi
>>2222496ropz literally said they are not friends and he talks to faze players more
>>2222585what kind of ghetto redaction algorithm is this? do retards not know you can inspect element and change it to literally anything?
>>2222577I just can't rate ropz as a top rifler. his playstyle revolves too much about taking by surprise his opponents. while donk shows true raw power.
>>2222585>"i'll make a joke out of it so i dont get caught"blatant
>>2222586based, heaton is my eternal goat.
>>2222589>ropz literally said [HEADCANON]I still like him but don't be spread misinformation like that bro.
>>2222589kek lying like a girl is bad anon.
Major Austin 20th - 22nd Cologne 9th - 12thMajor Budapest QFKrakow 7th - 8thso good
>no T1 cs till friday
>>2222586based and redpilled
>>2222603steel match tomorrow tho
>>2222603time to actually play lil bro
>>2222585flamez, blatant cheats, zywoo blatant cheats, ropz BLATANT cheatssame with mezii and apexthis entire team is blatantly rage cheating lmaomost blatantly zywoo, literlly always being on the right spot, never checking corners, never second guessing himself xdalways look right smack onto the enemy, he 100% has a buttplug that vibratesthats why all ego shooter pros are raging gaggotsit explains so much
dis nigga is MAD mad
>>2222611sorry but arena won't be as well ventilated
>>2222608I don't play cs, I'm bad and it makes me mald. I only play solo games.
maybe a group stage exit instead of yet another 2nd place will be the wake up call that management needs to have aymen take over as coach and make niko take the igl plunge
>>2222611
>>2222609I onder why he didn't react when he was getting shot on ancient. anal orgasm froze him?
>>2222617the assistant coach taking over is irrelevant. they simply can't handle the pressure when it matters. they know people will laugh at them, the pressure has never been this huge for any teams in the history of cs.
https://x.com/AdrieNcs_/status/2018343216261615657
>>2222585>>2222609How long have Ropz and friends been in the scene at this point, 15 years? Their SSDs and peripherals have been taken apart and raped by a thousand different people by now. It really goes to show just how insane schizophrenics are, probably the same guys going 0.60 rating in silver mm lobbies calling cheats and death threats the whole game
>>2222609what about XQCZZZ?is he ass doped too?
my moussies won : )
he's trying so hard but 4 nigger baiters are throwing every fucking round
>>2222630fugg it always happens to the good guys
>>2222630>headshot doesn't kill a turkWELL WELL WELL
>>2222634bro got the cock rest chin
>>2222630WE MUST BE A BETTER TEAM
>>2222641Kek this is such a soilent team bro.
How did Vitality lose to Falcons
>>2222641lmaothey're trying really hard to not anger the turks
>>2222649falcons are the goat team when they're not under pressure
>>2222634it's his punishment for leaving
>>2222649GODwoo feeling back for Niko and giving him a pity win
>>2222649stakewoo
>>2222622100% miss functioning, he didnt get a vibrating signal and he assumed his team mate shit him or some dumb shitshit like this is a massive red flag, its just oddyou wanna tell me you are the best ever, you canr ead the game, your mechanics are prestine, but you cant start moving or aim at him to get a free kill? bro was getting vibration from ramp so he waited for that easy kill and it didnt tell him anything for short
>>2222609
>>2222631ropz was completely ass for the majority of cs2 and all of the sudden he pops off xdsame with the entire vita team100% mossad hacks, look at mouz, the other
>>2222664>bullets coming from there>shoots back
>>2222664PeakWoo
>>2222668i didnt post it to accuse him, i just thought it was funny af, woxic just wanted to leave and save
>>2222664he had like dozens of kills like that, or when someone gets in frame he all of the sudden repositions to get the best possible fight with 0 info pre aiming the exact spot someone peeks out timing wisehes 100% rage cheating thinking donk is cheating or everyone is cheating
>>2222664you'll have to download game and show us zywho pov
>>2222678sure give me a minute
>>2222677>when someone gets in frame he all of the sudden repositions to get the best possible fight with 0 info pre aiming the exact spot someone peeks out timing wisehe's been doing this for almost ten yearsand nobody knows how he does it and how to replicate it, that's why he's the GOAT
>>2222607The face of a man who knows his mother is next...
>>2222678
>>2222697basedwoo
>>2222697>immediatly leaves like a thief.
>>2222697He made so many good kills like that this game without almost ever playing the map on a pro level, unreal talent
>>2222697based anon
omg my pookie donk nearly tripped and hurt himself in the latest team spirit vlog. The people around him need to make him more aware of those dangers. We can't risk a donk injury.
>>2222710lol you can't protect r*skis from themselvesjust try to limit their alcohol intake
>>2222715donk is an innocent little Asian boy from a Siberian town called Tomsk. Don't compare him to those generic Russian ogres please. He is special and beautiful
brug
>>2222710meanwhile chopper violently falls on his arm during the budapest major and everybody laugh at him. kek
>>2222743>flamez when he can't jump around corners with a mac10
EVERY PRO FUCKING CHEATS YOU RETARDS
>>2222759remember zont1x recentlyhe was pure shittook ruski magic and started top fragging
>>2222759yes but, it's not to win, it's to pull impressive plays to entertain us. it's a show pretending to be a competition.
>>2222759do you have forensic evidence of this
>>2222759Okay Dan. Calm down.
>>2222768also see>>2221790
>>22227430 impact killshow is this a flex?donk, niko, ropz even fucking hunter gets 25 kills they ALAWYS wins in regulationits insane how vita bums think this is a sick, this proofs that zywoo is an impact less baiter
>>2222782its insane how everyone is cheating these days, and nothing is done about itvita is also 100% cheating their tits off
>>2222786>niko
>>2222790>ass offlike pro chess players they have ass devicesmajor CS streamers use them too (notice how freakazoid is always tensed, day0z always giggles on his chair, dont get me started on ohnepixel)i tried once but didn't enjoy itthat's why i'm hard elo stuck at lvl 4
>>2222802>dont get me started on ohnepixelyjk that dona's got the remote *wink-wink*
>>2222802i saw this one schizoid that ran into dallas esl backstage talk about this on his socials or stream or what everthought hes insane, but there is probably some insane black-market for these devices
>>2222782this makes the lux kick make more sense t. knower
ONE OF KYXSAN'S RELATIVE WILL PASS AWAY WITHIN A MONTH
>>2222801mate when niko is on, hes solo winning gameszywoo has 25 kills every game and they still play 13:10 or some shitniko has 25 kills its a stomp
>>2222810damn you Niko fans are really gonna milk that Bounty win over Vitality for the rest of the year, aren't you? I can already see it
>>2222782>(755 KB, 1280x720) 1769616015686187.webmFile: 1769616015686187.webm (755 KB, 1280x720) G Yi said forensic evidence not video clips
>>2222815its true, zywoo has 20 kills every game no matter what happens and its all shit worthless kills
>>2222816see>>2222802
>>2222816you must be retarded and or a cheating pro to think this isnt evidence enough
>>2222816ESL admin here! We give certain players cheats in exchange for money. Notable examples include: ZywOo, donk, sh1ro and TeSeS.
>>2222820>>2222823https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_forensic_processstart here thanks
>>2222825would you agree that the second a sus clip like this happens, after the game he should be screened for extra devices and his mouse, keyboard and inears have to be searched for tampering
>>2222858no and that should all be done before the games even start
>>2222863you dont know if they get extra devices when you dont notice, or when they are switched outso if something like this happens, he devices are not allowed to be returned to the player and should be searched
pros should use standardized equipment like every other sport
>>2222631Seriously wtf is this VACsucks type shit discussion
pros should all have standardized anal beads, that way, if everyone cheats the same way no ones really cheating.
>>2222882They all should be forced to use a tournament enforced Butt plugs after their mandatory anal sweep for hack devicesand the buttplug can only be be removed after the gamewatch vita crash and burn after that
>>2222872holy shit. this.
>>2222887Don't forget tournament mandated sissy cage
>>2222882>>2222892Which sport has them wear the same shoes?
>>2222899swimming
>>2222782thats my webm. i made it more visible so no nigga think im a schizohttps://litter.catbox.moe/6jis4ig3yv48io45.mp4>>2211271 (me)zywoo is cheating 100%. low fov cheat and maybe some nigga on the public sending him radio waves to his earbuds so he receives a noise that notifies him that somebody is near.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8InoN4CD0f0first clip and 3:30vitality the third most fraudulent team in cs history, the first was fnatic and the second astralis
>>2222901A sport which has featured multiple controversies about swimwear advantages?
>>2222872While that would be interesting no TO would ever take that step because it fucks with team's and player's sponsorships.
>>2222904thanks for the webums anon
ZywOO skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...Zyw00 using game deficit on PRO scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?
If every pro is cheating, why do Falcons suck so much?
>>2222913Divine punishment for following a goat fucker's bible fanfic with himself as the mc
>>2222912how come Zywoo got a pasta and all the other GOATs didn't? cultural impact?
>>2222922Hello, my name is Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud and I am the prince of Saudi Arabia who lives in palace on Mirage. The past few weeks some homeless person has been coming into my house and sitting on my couch. he told me his name was "jame" and he was "saving." can someone tell me what this means?
>>2222922It happened in 2018, I was playing some DM to warm up and shit but then XANTARES joined and started to kill me. I told him I wasn't feeling well, but he didn't stop, he couldn't... I even used the safe word but he kept one tapping me. (the safe word was "onliner").His response was "I don't care. I want it now." the headshots he gave me was terrifying. he one tap me down while I was crying and begging him to stop. When he was finished, he didn't even recognize what he had done. I tried to explain what he did to me, what he did wrong. he had absolutely no remorse. I called BULLYHUNTERS, BULLYHUNTER 47 joined the game but XANTARES raped him too...I had dealt with some mental health issues after that and stopped playing CSGO at all. Since back then I'm afraid of joining any DM sessions because I feel like XANTARES will come and rape me again.After the incident, I told everything to the police... Their response was "What are you talking about ?" the looks they gave me were terrifying. I was lost my hope, as soon as I walked back to the door one of the officers called me "noob" and "fetöcü". The same night that police officer sent a comment on my Steam profile that says "R U lookin up for some matchmaking ;)" which is harassment and rape...I feel so vulnerable and fragile... I know there are more victims hiding but if I did you can do it too! Let's unite and fight back together against these rapist pro players! and please subscribe to my onlyfans, that would be lit
>>2222923hello this is Jame's mom, Jane. I would appreciate it if you would stop making fun of my son for saving. He grew up in a poor country and we never had awp. we couldn't afford awp, just p250 for our children to eat. if you would be so kind and not make fun of my son please, or I will report.
>>2222922What do you mean? the most super team of all time has their very own copypasta >>2222568
>>2222927lmao i haven't seen this one for a long timeI know both of these you posted but i was thinking of donk, s1mple and device type players, not Jame and Xantares, or olof and GuardianNiko has one of the best ones tho
>>2222937>Niko has one of the best ones thoWhich one? While it's not NiKo specific the energizing win pasta is my favorite one just because Harry dropped it live on broadcast.
>>2222941All this kid does is just hold a gay ass off angle with his deag and one clicks people in the side of the head CT side. Fucking terrbile player desu.....1.4 sensitivity 400dpi using trashcan. Anyone who uses a low sens does not have the dexterity to properly play FPS games on PC.All the shitty baiters use a low sens to click people on the back of the head, or they are equally worthless and use the telescope gun and one click people in the body.I bet this kid doesn't even play FFA Dm's cuz he'd throw his arm out of his socket checking corners. When was the last time you've seen Niko popflash through a smoke, and flick too two people to open up a site??? All this dude does is hold shift and prefire common angles. like wow dude, ur fucking nuts. you can have parkinsons disease and play on 1.4 sens if ur just baiting and clicking heads on common angles.this is why forest and get right are sick players. they play on higher senitivities, and can do more than bait and off angle one click.pce
>>2222951>Anyone who uses a low sens does not have the dexterity to properly play FPS games on PC.Ong. woxic will forever remain my high dpi goat.
>no esports for literally dayswhat the hell do we do now?
>>2222959vods https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62FwgGuOdZ0
>>2222959for me i will be laughing at the schizos that think crosshairs passing over models with xray is cheats, and also gooning to sjokz feet
niko+monesy 100% have imposter syndrome at this point, almost a year without winning 1 trophy. NiKo just starts laughing mid gun fight because he knows hes already lost it and monesy is jumping around ego sniping and forgets hes on a team and supposed to play smartKicking one guy isnt going to cut it, the only way someone like monesy will ever be able to play well again is if he joins a team with actual results and aura(like G2 unironically lmao) who will give him confidence
>>2222973Signing in with oil money ruined them, they know they could never win again but they are set up for life. They will maintain the output but if they lose and go home, they don't lose sleep over it.
>>2222973m0nesy needs to stop being a bitch and tell Spirit ceo I want to play with donk. He should say I will leave shitcons for and join Spirit for free. I'm sick of being the laughingstock of the CS world and I'm ready to man up and leave beta choko to have an era with alpha donk.I hope you read this Ilya. It's time to leave the choker and create an era with your countrymen. You can't keep up this nice guy international persona for much longer. We are starting to think you are a Ukrainian spy with how much length you go to avoid your countryman.
Niko and Monesy need to join an NA team and be humbled back to understanding what it is to be a star player.
Once again HLTV posting sad photos of donk on Instagram. They're really trying to push this narrative after robbing him. The damage control is crazy.
just how good is the atlantic?
shiiit wrong board
>>2222979>m0nesy needs to stop being a bitch >and go be the 2nd fiddle to another superstardurantesque
>>2222979>We are starting to think you are a Ukrainian spy with how much length you go to avoid your countryman.He was raised in NAVI Jr., his best friend is b1t, and his role model is s1mple. He is Ukrainian at heart.
>>2223020also fear is a very good friend of his he was really destined for Navi, too bad
>>2223022fear and headtr1ck
>>2223020That's probably why he's always losing
>>2223019Being 2nd to donk doesn't make you a bitch. If he had a high T winning mindset, he would see it as an honor.
>Spirit vs Vitality againSame old matchup we've seen in recent times. Another vitality rape.
>>2223047'fraid so
zywoo is in the epstein files
The funniest shit is how many Ukrainians support Vitality because of their hatred of donk and Spirit. Vitality fans are mostly just haters of other teams.I've seen so many Ukrainians with #V for Vitality in their bio. It's actually so cucked.
I think Vitality are based because of how much effort people put into justifying that nobody likes them.
>>2223068yep they just cannot fathom that people like winners
here are all the t1 events (sans bounty) before the cologne invite cutoffthoughts on vrs?
>>2223068Vitality clearly have fans, they're just not the most popular team, more like medium to well supported. But they probably picked up even more fans in recent times, like a hundred thousand people in arenas over the world saw them win Cologne, Kato, Majors, Grand Slam in Melbourne which was one of the most kino games in years. they're constantly present on stage and already have a legendary roster in my book.
>>2223081invites is definitely going out too soonan issue is that official vrs is always right at the start of the month (it's like first monday of the month or something like that)
>>2223081Still early to tell anythingIm extremely glad FUT got the invite to Cluj in place of Legacy, what a windfall. They deserve that Major spot, i hope they lock in and take it.
The Lion is back on the grind. New strats are cooking up.
>>2223096he doesnt need strats he needs mechanical skill
>>2223096Denmark is fully irrelevant in the scene now, TeSes is their only hop- never mind, hes benched.
>>2223100After this tournament I think kyxsan will get benched first. Niko IGL disasterclass era is starting
>>2223103maybe after cluj
>RUMOR: Virtus Pro will reportedly BENCH Perfecto & fameowari da
>>2223096His wife is so lucky.
>>2223105Yeah, i didn't mean immediately, just that this is now the path they are going to go, for sure. Niko already said he wants to be IGL last year so pressure on kyxsan is probably at unimaginable heights rn.if they lost vs NRG i think the team could have completely imploded though
didnt watch the game cause i was busy but why ropz worse rating then 50 year old apex
>>2223132this is why >>2222506 is impressive, ropz didn't even fully activate yet, but Flamez is destroying instead with same output. apex played great on overpass.
>>2223144ropz should buy another 911, there is no other way to stop them
>>2223153The James Dean of CS...
>>2223115>finn, just pause the game
>>2223158That's really a hell of a drought, can't think of many longer ones in recent memory
>>2221790
>>2221967-paypal +literally anyone except s0mple1000 year G2 dynasty guaranteed
>>2223186that mayonaise guy would fit well
>>2222178Yup I love everyone on Aurora, especially my high dpi king Woxic.Though I preferred their Eternal Fire branding over Aurora.>>2222189Some might argue that Furia is in the same category, though I wholeheartedly hate the monkeys and the pimple faced ruskies.
>>2222254/tv/ cultural impact
>>2222340>f0zefaggot>talmbout spamnigga weren't you fucking off till cluj?
>>2222511-paypal +br1ky
>>2222517kek I was almost right >>2221648but f0zeniggas will continue to be delusional fags
>>2222541>+ They never lost a map which makes their rating seem insane>they played so well that they won every map>that is why their ratings are inflatednigga are you serious
>>2222568>>2222570>>2222572KWAB!!!!!
>>2222667>100% mossad hacks, look at mouz, the otherah yes mouz, the team famous for winning all the trophies
And IWant to thank youFor giving me the best dayOf my lifeOhJust to be with youIs having the best dayOf my life
>>2223068I like Vitality and Zywoo simply because of how humble they are. They're not arrogant loudmouths boasting about their wins.>>2223083Vitality fans are gainfully employed, so they don't waste time spamming everywhere what a great team they are. f0ze and sp0r0t fans on the other hand.....and by the way this is not headcanon, there are 2 f0ze fans itt who admitted to being neetsdo with that information what you will
>>2223192may0nesy really should've stayed with g2too bad n0k0 owns his bussy
vitality fans are so insecure that despite winning everything they still need to mention faze and spirit kwab couldnt be me
Yes because we don't know which team's fans have been spamming and shitting up the thread since last month.cunt
cheer up vitality self fagger, spirit is gonna give them some free views on saturday
>>2223241Tyloo?
>FAZE FANS>ARE YOU READY?>MAKE>SOME>NO->OH WAIT I FORGOT THEY'RE NOT HERE THEY GOT BTFO'D IN THE GROUP STAGE
>>2223246>unc still living in 2023
>drugged out zont1x>sex deprived donk>well fed magixx>clean glasses tnir>regular sh1rothey could have a chance
>>2223247
>>2223247that outfit somehow even made banks look kino
I could never be a vitality fan, its just too easy. Its like being a fan of real madrid. No emotion, no nothing really you already know what you’re getting. The dogshit teams like faze, yeah that’s my style. You feel like shit all year around, but when they deliver kino its glorious.
>>2223292apex gotta make you feel something
>>2223292>You feel like shit all year around, but when they deliver kino its glorious.This was literally Vitality in 2024
>>2223292kek pitiful barcacuck cope
>>2223247KWAB!!!
>>2223108VP is so bad that switching to academy roster actually makes senseeither that, or they're buying Parivision outright
Take me back....
>>2223335Tooro is good from little i saw of him, has potentialidk the power relations between russian orgs, but isn't PV a bookie org? they're rich and have almost a guaranteed major spot, i don't think VP can do it that easily
>>2223338vghhhhh old mousesports was sovl this new reinvent to mouz and the israelis they shoved on the team has been disastrous for the brand
>>2223338where's the canadian
>>2223340I'm not Russian, so I don't really knowto me, it would make sense for a bookie org to sell their team for profitafter all, the their whole point of having a CS team is advertisement
>>2223346lilbro... that's not rain either... check the team crest
How many IGLs has that bastard niko politiked out of teams so far?KarriganAleksiBSnaxHooxiAnd its all pointing towards another betrayal to Kyxsan to snach the IGL keys of falcons. Can't wait for him to be mega raped.
http://youtube.com/shorts/yoIWJOAzZLQpvre avra they know they're the best
>>2223340Bookies have been cut rather deeply with the new taxes on them in Russia (hence BetBoom pulling funding from FISSURE, killing the org), and the CEO of PARI Esports, the guy that made PARI one of the dominant forces in both dota and cs2, just resigned so I wouldn't be surprised if they wanted to pull out with a hot sale while people forget how Jame teams always worked.Virtus.pro have oligarch funding but detestable management and horrible reputation, guys from WW Team were discussing on stream how hard they're raping VP instead of any strats. They started getting their academy guys because no one wants to be in that team.degster famously said that he won't ever join that org, tN1R has beef with the CEO, deko refused guaranteed Austin stickers, even JAME the most media-trained man in the scene has said that he "thought for a long time what to feel about them" after the kickNo shot any of the players will agree to transfer even with a paycheck increase.
>>2223359he will carry on until rest of the world ends up in the same situation as russia no igls and only retarded aimers
>>2223374ehh, could be worsecould be like brazil or, god forbid, NA
BENCHEDBENCHEDBENCHED
Post the new Faze and Falcons Lineup
>>2223386disbanddisband
>>2223384>israelhttps://x.com/virtuspro/status/2018976650151465099kek vp are done
>>2223395they couldnt handle the heat from epstein dropperfecto involvement was far too deep
watch out for that kid named kyouosuke, he will be something one day
2 more pracs
>>2223399>jumps straight to tier 1>shows constant stable 1.2+ results kys
tier 1 choker lmaoaoaoamaoamaoaa
>>2223402>>2223403Not his fault, Niko is crashing the plane with no survivors
>>2223384Welcome to bbc
looks like s1mple's got a plan...something something 2021...something something "destroyed era due to war, my best teammates, ladies and gentleman’s"
>>2223408is he really going to bitch about war? NOW?
>>2223066>"The funniest shit">proceeds to say something that is not funny at allwhy do people always say this?
>>2222904last inch just aim cheat flicks for him xdhttps://streamable.com/vuvrvu
>>2223489thats zywoo btw
I left an unfinished glass of vodka in the fridge where I also had some basil. Today the vodka has a basil taste to it. Strange...
>>2223408s1mple is planning to time travel?
>>2223489nobody gives a fuck. stop wasting your time
>>222348930 seconds of literally nothing, he moved his crosshair to the thinner part of the wall that is actually bangable and hit a lucky shot, you can literally see his earlier attempt at the wallbang to the left.it's time to stop.
>>2223506he always does this, every time he does door bang he does not not move his mousehe does tiny pixel adjustmentsand with he i mean his hack
>>2223518do you have a close up on his mouse at all times to see when he does and doesn't move?
its up!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDQTWjnRCvM
>thorinmuted
>>2223524>rattled
>>2223526ahahhaha le goofy humour. look at him doing silly stuff in a professionnal environment! ahahahahah wow!
>>2223524t. jean-pierre la francqois
>>2223529>ass blasted
>>2223531>>2223532great minds think alike anon
>>2223531>>2223532AHAHAHAH SMASH LE BAGUETTE!do you guys enjoy the taste of that black monster?????????
>>2223532>>2223531this general has way too many posts like this, is everyone a 1 iq retard?
>>2223533it really do be like that
>>2223534>>2223535which player did thorin critique that made you this ass mad?
>thorinmuted, filtered and reported to fbi
>>2223539jL
>>2223545but theyre best friends now
>>2223523Ayo?
>>2223520yes i will be releasing a documentary with this sound track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYj8ciqAPcA
>>2223546I never forget nor forgive.
the only time thorin was good was when he'd retweet random asian league egirls' thirst traps
only midwits think thorin is le basedthe monkeys and patricians know the truth
How do we fix Falcons? I propose changing coach or igl to somebody with real authority who can tell NiKo and his 2 twinks to shut the fuck up and listen to calls. -zonic +kassad would unironically greatly improve the team.
>>2223613-zonic +aymeinstein-teses +b1t+niko iglthey get a real lurker and kyxsan is unleashed without the igl burden, niko stops trying to fight his urge of wanting to take over and instead takes the reins
>>2223627I have the autistically weird need to see teams have their players's faces morphed into one player's face
>MOUZ vs G2fuuuuck i want to root for both
I am an 18 year old Ashkenazi Jew, born and raised in the heart of Tel Aviv, working in Blackrock Inc., a proud Zionist, my father works for Mossad, and this is my post - >>2223640
No i'm actually from finland and want both sAw and jimi to win t. finn
/cs2g/ is G2 turf
It isn't, Gpoo is a warm-up team like Liquid, FaZe, 3DMAX, and it doesn't have neither proud nationals nor lasting legacy of days bygone
>>2223648You should be praying for jimi to leave MOUZ
jimi to liquid
>because based on the results, i kind of knew i would return-myrosigma [zontix] plakhotia
>>2223705question not what bodyshot god does or saysfor he is far above your ability to understandbow down and apologize as we did, as they did as all will do in time
ope! there's a lil piggy hiding on B site, can you spot him?
niggas were playing csgo with this mf and didnt know
>>2223757All of these news are complete bullshit because people only recently rushed to make accounts with that email, and 99% of systems reserve the email as "registered" even without confirmation
glowniggers leaked his login and pass, someone likely signed him up lol
>>2223757Why wouldn't the wholesome chinese ice cream man be playing CS?
>>2223757How many of these declassified "files" are just plain generated sloppa that would lead you nowhere if you were to investigate this on your own?
https://www.hltv.org/news/43819/heavygod-on-missing-out-on-top-20-maybe-it-was-a-bit-harmful-because-maybe-i-expected-itKeep your chins up king, you'll get it this year.
>>2223811Investigate what? Half the shit got blacked out, and the shit that wasn't reveals more accusations that will never go anywhere because there's no concrete proof for a case to even start, and useless trivia like>lol he got banned for saying 'nigger' on xbox liveand>lol he types like he doesn't give a shitand>dude bill gates got hiv lolThe only worthy thing to come out of this is the interview with Bannon, reminding people that he's not some le based diddy blud gigachad but a jew rat with the most jewish voice in history of jewish civilization.
>>2223832Seems like they're just dishing out nothingburgers then instead of the shady shit that went down. Is there anything truly interesting in those files? I don't give a fuck about some memey e-mail logs that might as well have never existed.
the amount of esl skits falcons do is impressive, it would feel organic if there wasn't that multi millions esl incentive bonus for partaking in esl skits and promoting esl events etc...
>>2223840Almost as if ESL and Falcons were owned by the same people...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duSwO9VVsIsfunny one
>>2223839>Elites are pedophiles, cannibals, scum of the earth. (all allegedly, nothing concrete, just the word of the victims that submitted a report)>Some torture videos mentioned, Epstein liked them, sender is naturally blacked out>Pizza mentioned quite a lot, hinting that pizzagate is real.So nothing you wouldn't already know. Everything interesting and incriminating is behind black bars.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3QWWHFzfOI
>>2223844Just imagine - kyxsan + donk. (Make choko IGL). The aura this team would have would be crazy. I'm just imagining how crazy the Chinese would be going. 100 million chinks would instantly be wet/hard at that news. First CS boyband would be awesome
>>2223849>aurastopped reading here. grow up kiddo.
>>2223852Let me guess. You're a fan of mouzrael or ZywOo
>>2223847I'm assuming Adrenochrome treatment was also something they at least tried to practice.
>>2223853No, I'm a fan of Spirit.
>>2223853Zywoo has aura
>>2223871thisit takes aura to blatantly cheat in pro matches
>>2223874NEIN ZIS IS NOT POZZIBLE! ZYWOO MUST BE CHEATING!
the only proved pro cheater is s1mple
>>2223879why was he banned again?
>>2223881he used cheats to win an ESL gathers and was banned in 2013
>>2223806so the two scoops incident happened on Jee's Ice-cream Island?
>>2223844>THE GOAT IGLInstant funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMCbL1Z7PJAkek
>>2223881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMCbL1Z7PJAThorin and kassad once again dropping trvkes while ManletSnake sits in the corner and delivers the most luke warm opinions known to man.
>>2223879Let's ignore all the coaches banned for the coach cam bug
>>2223640Same broI love both teams because they have humble roots. None of that gay ass flashy bullshit. >>2223671G2 is better than Faze and Spirit lilbro.
instead of using his breasts to breastfeed palestinian children, xertion is playing cs and he's not even that good at it,
>>2223919>G2 is better than Spiritb8 used to be believable
>>2222759they put the truth right in front of you yet you do not believe
are there any good sites for DM servers? that AREN'T d2/mirage only
>>2223909>>2223911j(ew)L fears this:
>>2223909>>2223911>Compares jL's cognitive abilities to a pigeon's oh nononononon bwahahahhahahahhahahah
>>2223909thorin bitter than anybody but him are invited to be analysts
Okay but why did VP get so brutally raped? The firepower alone should've pulled them through against the nonamers they lost against.
>>2224001They threw
>>2224004pourquoi?
>>2224009Jk, but i think they knew the team is disbanding / selling roster before the news were out, they probably gave 0 fucks after that
>>2224001>>2224018Found something relevant:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB0VR7syBMAWhich of the original orgs had the biggest fall from grace? VP? NIP? FNATIC?
>>2223909>>222391143:58he actually lurks in this fucking thread oh my fucking GOD! /magog/ we are FAMOUS!
>>2224029Honestly we don't need any more proof.Welcome to the 'gog Maui. Glad to have an "insider" on the scene. About time /magog/ got its flowers.
>>2224001Starting from top-to-bottom:CEO: A fucking moron everyone shits on, the biggest low IQ baboon of Russia that famously said "VP are one of the most respected orgs in esports"FL1T and fame: Completely demotivated to do anything, they have been hailed as massive prodigies, the rifler stars of Outsiders. They also has a massive ego and, implied by VP's owner, were the ones who kicked Jame, dastan, FL4MUS and ICY.Perfecto: Just a paycheck stealer, he never was the high IQ player.B1st and tO0RO: Trash players, literally a band-aid because NO ONE wants to play for VP.None of the coaches have the necessary laurels to keep egotronic/Midfecto/F Brothers in check. PASHANOJ was a nepo hire from Jame and ProbleM is a nepo hire for Mr B1st and tO0RO.Old heads remember when Nostalgie (apEX, kennyS, TaZ, NEO and fucking OVERDRIVE) owned Natus Vincere and markeloff forever broke off from Edward and Zeus. This is what's happening, but on a smaller scale. fame is gonna fuck off from this garbage, to never reunite with FL1T who seems content with keeping the paychecks coming, and join, I dunno, NEMIGA or HOTU or BetBoom.
>>2223909>>2223911niggas be talking shit because they know the niggas they talk shit aint beating them up.that kassad bitch aint talking shit bout niko no mo and only shits on falcons as a team cause he know niko can beat his fake tough assbitch ass niggas would probably scream for security if they feel threatened at an event, pussy ass mfers
>>2224033You seem pretty well versed with the CIS scene. Any other information you can share?
>>2224051There's really not much to add.I can remind people about OverDrive's report on VP: fame and FL1T said that they refuse to play with noobs (that being FL4MUS and ICY), with PARIVISION already bringing them the invitations signed by Jame and dastan to come to Serbia. They only stayed because VP promised them Perfecto, and they seem to hold Perfecto in very high regard.Given that fame was leaked to leave alongside Perfecto, he seems to actually want to leave and VP must've promised him unlimited riches or something to actually go with this "we're going dark and testing IGLs" shit.VP are all very secretive about shit, the biggest hint to a beef in that org was Jame and YEKINDAR growing more and more distant in their views about CS, KaiR0N being omega-toxic, uncanny media training (forbidding HLTV interviews, forbidding to say n0rb3r7's name on the broadcast on that RMR), and Jame saying after they made Katowice playoffs something along the lines of>I thought for some time what to think about my ex-team, but I am happy that they're doing well. Especially fame, I am glad he's shooting good.It's impossible to have some insight into those guys, VP keep a tight lid.
>>2224034come to serbia bitch ass nigga
>>2223849>Just imagine - kyxsan + donk. (Make choko IGL).somehow it would be a disaster and ruin donk i'm sure of it
>>2224034trukekassad is lucky he's irrelevant because for the stuff he was saying about some players on his podcast he could get his greasy head kicked in IRL. for example he called Maj3r a bitch
>>2224077donk literally won kato, cologne and the major with chopper and playoff ghost sh1ro. Nothing can ruin him, not even choko himself
>>2224093>chokowhat about choko AND fraudnic? Donk seems to really need that coach support
>>2224142crazy how human he looked back then
>>2224142who is the left guy?
>>2224149cheatbanned
>>2224139>Donk seems to really need that coach supportNigga hally is second only to zonic in terms of fraudulence (and maybe that bald freak)
>>2224153he is donks personal caretaker, not a coach
>>2224155I think NiKo could also be donk's caretaker *wink-wink*
>>2224149the guy magixx ate
LMAOOOOOOOOO he knows his next tourney is his last one if they fuck up like this again
fragging IGLs don't exi-
14k people are watching kyousuke live right now. This is the definition of cultural impact.Meanwhile Vitality's latest YouTube video hasn't broke 5k views yet. KEK!!
>>2224182why didn't you tell us sooner? his first time playing with cam and we missed a whole hour of it, tragic
>>2224182...14k? nigga s1mple would get 40k playing dota without a cam
>>2224183>>2224185you shouldnt trust CIS viewership numbers, they are all fake, insanely fake. not that im saying b0tsuka is faking his viewership but you get what i mean
>>2224183Sorry bro I was busy ;)
>>2224181his "org"'s owner put out a dox bounty btwbro can't catch a break
>>2224188kek this guy is mental, seen him write lots of retarded shit before but this one's potentially enough to get himself cancelled
Mouz lowkey has aura lately
I am an 18 year old Ashkenazi Jew, born and raised in the heart of Tel Aviv, working in Blackrock Inc., a proud Zionist, my father works for Mossad, and this is my post - >>2224195
i just entered and this fat nigga is in his place.
>>2224202kyousuke looks different..
kyousuke vs donk kino happening right now + suns1de
tonight im gooning
kyosuke NTR femininization doujinshi when
>>2224202>>2224211why just why would you go to kwabcons if OBVIOUSLY you want to be with spiritbros
>>2224217yeah like what is magixx doing at his place lmao or are they still at a hotel
Gamers2 will RAPE the most WOKE team in CS on Friday
>killed like a disabled dog >WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SALAM DOING>WHAT IS HIS ELO>spends next 2 minutes checking profiles kwab
>>2224032he out right said it in a Snake and Banter. ill try find it
Hey Maui,I hope this message finds you well. Kill yourself.Best regards,Anon
Maui takes suck ngl, not even trying to be mean. Maybe because thorin is such a raging retard that just says things and is right 60% of the time makes every mild mannered guy near him look like a mongoloid.
>>2224233infact it might have been a stream but i know he said it and i dont need meds
>plays for hour and a half>loses >quits
>>2224217he probably got 10x salary in falcons
lifts for those arms?
>>2224269>rightSit in front of a monitor 14 hours a day>leftGooning and eating as little as possible
>>2224269Constant fisting during his Asian harem orgies
>>2224269
dark triad max
>>2224269zontix is skinny so if anything i'd guess climbingit's not that hard to forearms look big from that angle
How many for No Fans Dan this Saturday?
>>2224282Nigga those forearms aren't big. That's just him being low body fat.
>>2224269>>2224281>>2224287wasnt there rumor of him leaving spirit because of health issues in the first place?
>>22242851 (One) map against GOAT2
>>2224289He benched himself
>>2224287it's still more than just skinny because then you look like donk or shiro. but the angle and lighting exaggerates it.
>>2224292well yeah thats what i meant by "leaving spirit"
>>2224289I wonder what sickness he had though. He seems healthy.
>>2224300He has terminal chudrosis :( There is no cure
>>2224300oh apparently its not a rumor for awhile now, he benched himself because of health issues, something about stomach. https://www.offstage.ru/cs2/articles/s-mappulom-u-nas-est-problema-clife-o-team-spirit-i-konkurentahBro i just learned ukrainians put him on their assassination list LMAO
>>2224311>.ruShan't be clicking. I eagerly await the POV video of zont1x getting droned.
>>2224311>Bro i just learned ukrainians put him on their assassination list LMAOwelll not really an assasination list, just a traitor list and they put people there pretty easily. i can't find it now but i'm pretty sure s1mple was in it too.
>>2223359Kek nice timinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duSwO9VVsIs
https://www.dust2.us/news/70324/bestia-suspend-ceo-for-racist-remarks
>>2224338Do you think kyxsan or teSes feel cucked when acting these skits out? Like they're literally joking about kyxsan being kicked in this skit. I think deep down he probably thinks it's not a joke. Also, when teSes came out of the box they acted all depressed and shit. That's gotta hurt.
>>2224211
>>2224217because falcons is the future and they pay well. also he doesn't have to be a slave for donk.
>>2224341>negro de mierda
>>2224269those are gooner forearms
>>22242812023 when he didn't try to have a fake persona.
>>2224311who the fuck believes this? health issues my ass. his output on T side was way too low, this is why hally bought tn1r and zweih.
>>2224338Ok like 4-5 times now these skits were released JUST as we spoke about something.they have to be here
>>2224338this is fucking gold kek
>>2224356Next skit is gonna be the faze fans jerking off to tranny porn before the games
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/519737782627729503YUGE UPDATE
>>2224360>Fixed a case where switching firstperson spectator targets would cause viewmodel animations to reset.took them long enough
>>2224359will karrigan list his favorite trannies to goon to?
>duude hire the pros as analystsWhen will people learn that half these guys are stupid as shitProven by jL being horrible at his job, I can't imagine hiring someone who doesn't even stream like jabbi. Imagine fucking jabbi on the analyst desk, yeah, big value that YNk or moses don't bring. Get fucking degster too, why not, ex-pros are definitely bringing such qualities like "uh in my team we called this strat Diddy and uhh"
:P
>>2224367I'm so tired of Dupreeh. This nigga has no personality, no fans, his voice is shit and his takes are shit too. But yet he's shoved in there like a fucking bad habit.
>>2224372How many Majors have you won?
>>2224375He famously had the reputation of a lazy retard who was dumbed down all strats literally before the game. Strange how people forgot that, now that he's suddenly the goat analyst.
I think EliGE would be a great analyst actually>native English>smart>not socially retarded>entertainingGive him experience analyzing and he's easily top 3.He won't elaborate on any beef or create any narratives, sadly, but you won't ever find a unicorn that'll check all 5 boxes.
>>2224396this is the wrong place to submit your resume lil bro
Hello I am Elige I am a human
>>2224367https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMCbL1Z7PJAFuck off Thorin, I always knew you and manletsnake lurked here.
>>2224348>falcons is the future
>>2224281>mr robot s1-s4
>>2224407What would jL's reaction be to this video? Would he just laugh it off or would he be seething with rage at them for laughing at his expense
>>2224281how do i get my face that lean? is it just makeup + light frauding for the official headshot or how how how how
>>2224456He looks like he just came out of Treblinka, why would you want that look?
>>2224443How many majors does jL has and how many majors do those 3 faggots have?
>>2224443jL has a melty over a player emptying a mag over his dead body
>>2224462simping for pros this hard is embarrassing anon
Finally some roundtable content.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcrQi6wxxTw
>>2224484Three legends and one fraud
>>2224484should have invited maj3r or jame instead of the fraud that is dupreeh and the other fraud that didnt go fraudigan
>>2224180I feel bad for him… he senses his time is about to be over and tries to keep up
>>2224484why is HE there?
>>2224525you got a problem with apex bitch
>>2224484Why the FUCK is karrigan not there?
>>22244963 legends and two frauds
>>2224583I have a feeling he turned it down for some reason since dupreeh is there to fill the gap. I think it's always in even numbers at the table, like the one with NiKo, ropz and donk had just SPUNJ there. THE GOAT IGL might not be feeling so good anymore...
No way spirit wins on saturday lol. No Fans Dan is leagues above the fat tranny.
>>2224589I'm retarded. I was thinking of just players and said even numbers and then cited one that doesn't have an even number of players for some reason.
>>2224590>No Fans Danwhy are you trying to force this to be a thing, are you guys completely out of any sensible copes and just making shit up at this point? apex has more instagram followers than any Faze player, even including rain and ropz
>SPUNJ: you hear some of these interviews, there was one where somebody from Spirit saying 'yea Hally is The Architect">*apEX laughs*My headcanon is that he thought of Pierce Brosnan meme and laughed.>>2224605>are you guysLiterally one dude.
>>2224605>talk about vitality>bring up faze out of nowheretruly buckbroken
>>2224611k3k bodied that freak
>>2224611I'm bringing up Faze because they've been the most popular international team in CS for years so its players are a good base for comparison, not because i particularly give a fuck about them. turns out even Faze marketing doesn't help them against an oldehead CS legend like apex. unlucky
>>2224651you forgot about tw0stzz lilbro
PARICHADS ITS UP! ITS FUCKING UP!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKqnxa-PnRY
>>2224583>sorry mister karrigan, you need at least two majors to sit here
>>2224738I don't like their vlogs. They focus too much on the cinematic and visual aspect and you don't really see much of the players themselves or how they're prepping, except for a couple disjointed snippets. They could learn a lesson from Spirit.
>>2224605It was funny the first time I saw it, but then this bih had to continuously use it
>>2224738BELCHONOKK is based, he seems to be on top of the strats with Jame and Dastan unlike the other 3 apes who are just retarded aimers.
>>2224744These are better because than Spirit's because there's no retarded host that invades himself into the team, just flashes of their lives which is how it should be
>>2224776You need somebody to invade their space so you get more raw moments. Spirit vlogs actually have soul. Most other teams vlogs are just soulless trash. It's probably why they get no views on their videos.Just go watch a soulless mouz or vitality vlog and you will realise
>>2224785I want VLOG to be a video log of their lifes, and I don't care how many views it has.It's not a "raw moment" when that interaction would never happen had the host wasn't there with the camera.
>>2224776But that's exactly what makes their vlogs good. He presses them for on-the-spot interviews so you always get their thoughts and feelings as well as a close look at their schedule and the things they do before the game. You actually get to see it from a team member's perspective rather than being fed some lame-ass cinematic montage.>just flashes of their lives which is how it should beNo, that's not how it should be. 20% of the video is people standing around or walking with music playing in the background. That's fucking retarded.
>>2224785its because russfags dont know english so they have to only consume russian media
>>2224785you are mentally ill
>>2223072>cannot fathom bandwagoners and glory hunterspowerhouse of perception, this guy
>>2224791Apparently nobody knows English, since other vlogs barely have any views.
>>2224821english chads are watching knight of the seven kingdoms doebeit
Niko will never win a major until he admits to the world that he loves nothing more than dumping his Balkan load into Ilya's bussy on the regular. The stress of hiding this relationship is obviously hurting their careers, made only worse by being paid by people that would throw them off the 51st floor on de_vertigo
>>2224785most esports vlogs are turbo soulless corpo trash, last time i watched vlogs was NaVi 1.6 era
WE DID IT REDDIT, NO MORE BEEF BETWEEN KEKINDAR AND DRISTAN
>>2224843wintergreen ak status: saved!
>>2224750if nota and xielo didn't crumble, pari would have won...
>>2224750It shows that you're not a real Jamemaniacnota is being groomed by Jame into being a secondary caller and eventually an IGL since the roster's formation
>>2224738Nota was crying at the end, damn
>>2224866I don't blame him, it's a long and painful fall for a rookie, from every dog on the street saying that NiKo robbed you to being a liability in two very close games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfAgkyqII1YGOATs Device and Verhulst linked up, need it or keep it?
>>2224870ARE THEY GONNA FUCKING PLAY OR NOTHOLY FUCKING WANKERSSocial media team, TikToik warriors, all the "aura" and ZERO officials in 2 MONTHS
A BUNCH OF FUCKING SHITTERS PLAYING WITH AUTOAIM SHARE THEIR THOUGHTS ON RAW AIM WHAT A FUCKING JOKE
AND YET THIS IS THEIR THOUGHTS ON IGLS?????????????
>>2224876Why is this question worded so awkwardly"great IGL vs best mechanical player" implies "bLitz vs donk" so no shit donk is more valuable to the team than bLitz
>>2224879f0ze would benefit more from blitz replacing f0ttigan than donk replacing frozen
he's medicated out of his mind isn't he?
>>2224884
>>2224884I'm sure the Americans have great meds to stop you from spontaneously sharting.
my bussy is quivering in excitement to watch [YOUR FAVORITE TEAM] tomorrow!!
>>2224904Good to see another staunch G2 supporter in the thread!
>>2224873donk exists thoughand dont tell me he has a prodigy level game sense he just runs in and shoots on heads and when he has an off day spirit loses
>>2224908>t.sp0r0t niggaWe all know d0nk's bussy is the juiciest on the scene. And Mag0xx? Oh baby don't even get me started on all that thicc meat.
>>2224904based Navi chad
>>2224738was this shit made for film class it aint that serious just get a phone and record
>>2224912man shut your gay ass up
what a shit take, it shouldn't be encouraged thats what makes it soullessalso whenever someone actually shit talks they get instantly flamed on twitter and asked to be removed from the team/tourney
>>2224918I need to see people hurling racial slurs every time they dieeveryone is too soft these days
>>2224920there was a cod wigger saying that lmfao "FUCK CANCEL CULTURE !!"dev1ce was the only one disagreeing
>>2224918Thats actually what Device said, he stood on the "Disagree" line and said he wouldnt encourage it because it has to be genuine, not really sure why you didnt show that in your pic
>>2224922>>2224921
>>2224922>he wouldnt encourage it because it has to be genuinedevve my mature and reasonable goat
most watched games krakow>vitality/bc game 739k>faze/bc game 719k>g2/spirit 717khmm
>>2224922aye our brothaz gettin dat breadddddd you know what im sayin??????
>>2224931Seems like s1mple and huNter- are fan favorite players.
>>2224864>notaLmao no, BELCHONOKK is taking the keys to the truck when Jame is done
>>2224937I didnt follow them before but it does seem like belchonok is the most involved with jame and dastan, even suggesting plays and what would be better for him to do
>>2224932WTF 100T owns blacks?
>>2224937>>2224938Doubt it. Just because you're a supportive piece and an anchor doesn't mean you'll be a slide-in for an IGL position. He probably noticed some patterns and raised them to dastan's attention specifically vs NAVI.Jame has previously said that he goes over tactics with nota, and I've seen several "nota's pistol round" posts in their Telegram last year when they were in tier-2.
>>2224922No wonder his hoe cucked his low t simp ass.
>>2224943Maybe but it seems like nota wont last long, i would question james decision to make him his apprentice.
poor tn1r, EU egile...
>>2224996tn1r is just a common case of sAw making a player way better while under his tutelage and that player reverting back to sucking once he moves on.
coaches do nothing
>>2225014Explain sAw then. The only one of his players that has looked better without him is Spinx.
>>2225016>new le mystical goat coach just droppedblad3? kwabash? kwabsaw? kwab
>>2225017>ash? kwabI'll give you that one. b1ad3 and sAw are unarguably the 2 most legit currently active coaches
>>2225019>b1ad3dastan 1 tier-1 trophy in 2025-2026 (0 top 20 players)b10d3 0 tier-1 trophy in 2025-2026 (3 top 20 players)
>play premier >team picked nuke>doesnt know how to play nuke>constant 10% loss i hate cs 2 so much its insane
>>2225020Calling Bounty a tier 1 event is a bit of a stretch...
>>2225020NEO rapes everyone#FazeUp
>>2225022>umm furia falcons vitality spirit on lan actually don't count as a tier 1 eventb1ad3 is still sitting on 0 if you include tier-2 events
>>2225024Meme format online group stage studio playoff events aren't tier 1 events.
>>2225030>doesn't count because my favorite team got btfo in stage 1faze or navi fan, take your pick
>>2225030B1ad3 is sitting on zero tier-1 and tier-2 events last year. Dastan is sitting on one.Does that change anything?
>>2225028Just got off a 10 hour gooning session jacking it to hot trannies. Anyways our guys Karrigan and Frozen should make quick work of Heroic. I can see a PGL trophy win on the horizons, that's the FaZe magic.#FaZeUP
>>2225030cope
>>2225027>mouz/pariEnd of the road for PARIVISION
>>2225032>Does that change anything?I'm just arguing that BLAST Bounty is not a tier one event.
>>2225037You're not arguing, you're calling an 8 team LAN with top 1, 2, 3 and 4 team in the world a tier-2 eventDitch the "play-in" stage and it's just BLAST Rivals, are those also tier-2 events in your imagination?
>>2225040>it's just BLAST RivalsExtremely borderline tier 1 because while the wildcard invites guarantee 2-3 dogshit teams in the bracket at least it's a normal playoff bracket that doesn't have the picking your opponents gimmick.
>>2225046Gimmick of a lower bracket in the group stage for the shitty 6 man playoffs is far worse than "pick your opponent" gimmick that results in essentially the same matches as you'd get with normal seeding.
>>2225050It think Rivals has a dogshit format but at least it's a traditional format with competitive integrity. The Bounty format is "rigged" to give lower seeds the greatest opportunity to make a miracle run.
>>2225054>with competitive integrityStraight-to-semis ticket for a group stage game is not pro-competitive integrity.>to give lower seeds the greatest opportunity to make a miracle runHow is it rigged for lower seeds when they get no choice, or a choice between the biggest favorites no one wants to touch?
>>2225056>Straight-to-semis ticket for a group stage game is not pro-competitive integrity.It's not perfect but completely serviceable. Ideally we'd have full quarters but TOs are limited by money and time so it's an alright compromise. Having one additional "net win" in groups should give you an advantage in playoffs.>>2225056>How is it rigged for lower seeds when they get no choice, or a choice between the biggest favorites no one wants to touch?Lower seeds get the advantage of picking advantageous stylistic matchups, choosing based of the form of the higher seeds and one sided preparation due to the lower seed's pick not being able to anticipate who picks them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Huv7pl4utI>Pimp is asking for TeSeS and Zonic to be cutFalchads bros...
>>2225067>TeSeSBased. Get that cheater out of my super team.
>>2224870>no rain:/
>>2223360the smug face ropz pulls when sh1ro and donk come up is unreal kek
rain is going to look so fucking bad in this jersey I am not ready
>>2225067>just one more super starFalchads... even p0mp is making fun of us
>>2225027>>2225028>Vitality/Falcons same time againfuark
>>2225020More proof of how meaningless the top 20 list and hltv/vrs team rankings are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxFCH6DJm4IZamn another roundtable.
>>2225198Damn they really went all out and got the biggest dorks for this one.
>>2225187nice "proof"
>>2225273why are they bringing in random players and not sticking with awpers igls
>>2225273Apeks' major run was proof enough of how overpaid and bloated most big orgs and big name players are.
>>2225274>>2225198
Holy shit. Not even 5 hours since upload and us Spirit Chads have already got over 100k views on our latest video! It looks like it will break F0ZE and V0talitys major vlogs in 6 hours. This is amazing. We truly are the biggest club in CS.
LARS ROBL STEPS BACK FROM ACTIVE INVOLVEMENT WITH FALCONS' TEAMS AND PLAYERS
>>2225362The most brutal part is NaVi uploaded their vlog around the same time and they're currently sitting on 2k views. It's brutally over for this org. No s1mple, No fans, No wins.
why is it pronounced mawnesee instead of moanzee. very puzzled to hear this out loud
>>2225383
>>2225362botted by Pootin
enemy team died because we couldn't reschedule off default i'm now at a fraudulent 4-4 in intermediate
https://x.com/LarsRobl/status/2019455986533101752rest in peace bozo you wont be missed lmao
>>2225453>joins a new team>new team immediatly winskek I want this
>>2225453>After over 2 years and many titles, including back-to-back EWC Club Championshipliterally ONE t2 trophy, mofo counts the club championship kek WOW
>>2225460What if he works with other Falcons players (non CS) and he made them strongmind, but Niko and m0nesy choking is just unfixable
>>2225482never seen him with non cs2 players at falcons
no one knows the name professional sports psychologists why is this dude acting like he's a public part of the team?
>>2225503>why is this dude acting like he's a public part of the team?He activated mayoNESY's parasympathetic nervous system.
Is this the most cucked tweet of all time?
>>2225558>we almost won you know
>>2225558Also RIP PGL for not being acknowledged lmao
>>2225558holy kwab
>>2225568why does everyone hate pgl
>>2225601ESL pays them to do so
it's excruciating listening to magixx in interviews, when will this fat fuck learn not caring about things isn't a personality
>>2225660those dumb russian kids all do that.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OHj_m7AgH0g
>>2225660yeah i dont get why he's going for that gimmick when zontix already does it 100x better and we know hes obsessed with twitter
>>2225660
>>2225660>not caring about things isn't a personalityThat's what the yovth calls avra thovgheverbeit
>>2225660>>2225699
>>2225699>>2225705what is this parasocial shit, who gives a crapspirit fans are so weird
based bodyshotking refuses to participate in that slop
BASED SOVLFLY
>>2225660That's the one bad thing about that guy. He needs to lock in and start being more vocal. zont1x gets the pass because he mogs and he's actually autistic. But magixx is larping.
>>2225708they did an interview recently and posted this, i wouldnt count it as parasocial and the only reason i posted is because 4-8 hours a day on phone for me is insane, when do they even play cs?
>>2225712If real extremely based
>>2224610you know why he is laughing you autist?because they are giving props to their coach and apex is super sensitive about the fact that everyone shits on qtzzz and that they never compliment him and during the awards window they start sucking him off.so him hearing that every team is giving compliments to their coach but him triggers him, thats why he get nervousyou are so fucking mentally ill that you think apex is the cool guy heremate he is having a nervous breakdownthat you clip this thinking this is cool is fucking hilarious
>>2225660hes sick and is forced to do thisstill he had the 3 most memorable >telling interviewers to get a real job>making a joke about being forced to be there>exposing degster for being a bad teammateto you remember a single thing the two of g2 or both interview bots have said
donk is literally me
>>2225804Lost against midnesy also with 130 ADR. Why does he have to carry even on faceit. I have a theory people just play worse with him because they're scared of making wrong play in front of him. donk is too intimidating.
>>2225791vita chad here. yes this is the correct read, apex is extremely defensive about anything, you hear a normal question and he will find a way to see an hidden attack in the question and he will answer in a way to defend himself or his players. But I'm not surprised about it, you gotta be crazy to be willing to stay at top level in counter strike when you're getting old. most of those guys are literal schizos, with huge egos.
>>2225814he just steals everybody's frags, his mates don't frag and lose confidence then they suck.
>>2225800how much animepilled zoomer russians are?
>degster le toxic!!he and niko were the only two falcons player with sovl. pussy niggas like nexa think he be toxic just for being direct and not bowing the head to retarded frauds who think they know what they talk about>https://files.catbox.moe/ar4lcu.mp4niko and degster = men with character
>>2225882niko doesnt have sovl you stupid retard glazer
>>2225821i remember when he on twitter got butthurt that fans said "we are triple major championsand he was like "we?""
>>2225882>can I get uh...>what?>maybe you should pick somethingniko the malding wagie
>>2225882The Degster "bad toxic teammate" well-poisoning was all orchestrated by a cabal of CIS Awpers who had russian botfarms run 24/7 slander until every tier 1 team was convinced he is the antichrist.All this effort to get him blacklisted because they knew he had the most aura and talent required to dominate every tournament. Top 3 awper in the world easily
>>2225847>how much
>>2225900i mean he maybe is just very hard to work with for some reasons
>>2225814cause donk stats are too good and they give him literal bots as teammates or donk would have 6k elo every season
>>2225847im not russianand im donk pilled not anime pilled
>>2225903made up bullshitthe actual problem is his visa situation
>>2225712SOVLLLLLLL FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
i thought this nigga was hardcore muslim like other niggas in dagestan but he have a dog and keeps his moustache lol wtfhttps://www.instagram.com/degstercs/reel/DUX4HAujGs3
>>2225712onions kyosucky>give me position i want or its ggchad sovlfly>Any time, any place, any where. I'm a soldier of Allah.
>>2225901KWAB
>>2225933you watch the interview? magix says otherwise
We all worship donk
>>2225995i dont trust fat people
>>2225998I enjoy seeing this little twerp mald and lose
>>2226006he owns the inside of your head, the same way he does mine, no matter what cope you invent to cope with it
>>2225900it was looking like falcons was going to get eliminated 0-3 in groups that tournament, largely due to abysmal performance by degsterbut he step up massively after that, so mvp kinda deservedbut either way, he's an inconsistent awper who's amazing every now and then but even more often is dogshit. another ultimate.
>>2225943it's chechnya that's the hardcore muslims. dagestan isn't as bad in that regard. but they're still weird tribal mountain people.
>>2226015the entire roster was getting skullfucked for those first few matches. not goatsters fault
>>2226009He's perfect. The cutie goat
>>2226045this, i remember watching those games, the dust2 against coL was one of the worst maps i've ever seen from a pro team. i remember Niko whiffed some deagle shots on mid there as well
>wildcardgrim
>>2226111Grim isn't on wildcard
>>2225198magixx comes off as a complete ass
>>2225503I remember Asstral0ss' team whore. They made an entire documentary about her.
>>2225715spirit fan's are absolutely parasocial mentally ill freaks, case in point: >>2224785
AVRORA VLOG IS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZlXUlo1Trs
Post your knife/glove combo right now anon
>>2226410i don't play this game
>>2226410I'm building a black laminate collection, so I'm switching between different knives every other match.
>>2226410No change since you last asked
>>2226432Peep the AK though
>>2226429>I'm building a black laminate collectionWhy though?
mail will rape s0mple
>>2226449Nobody cares nigga. We all will be watching G2 tear MOUZ a new one at that time.
>>2226454what the hell
>>2226362>10k views in 3 hoursUm... vitasissies... *gulp*
>>2226454amazing how many ct side opening kills m1x ks got on Ts from behind
>>2226434literal sexmuch better than that chud y0kindar ak
>>2226474fuck off
>zontix brightflame
Another banger, now featuring /cs2g/'s GOAT IGLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRQPrRemGro
>>2226454classic 3dmaxThe French Legacy
>>2226478>featuring /cs2g/'s GOAT IGLi'm surprised they flew dexter out to film
>>2226474Thank you. It was crafted with the upmost care in great reverence of Carlos. And also a bit of hatred for the anti-goat (NiKo) and the innocent souls he led astray (m0NESY).
>>2220567Russian reactions to NAVI vs FURIA:>n0vi getting pissed on again and again is like a remedy for my soul>>same, i don't care about the team but the cancer fans just keep reigniting the flame of hate>andrew b1ad3 spoke so beautifully about parivision's problems. I wonder what he'll say about his team's problems? For example, why did the team lose its pick in all three matches))>>the tournament isn't their priority; their priority is buying vans and killing Russian esports. (note: it's references to NAVI buying NAVI-branded vans for Ukraine that later were spotted on the battlefield and as a 'recruit van' in Kiev, and a Ukrainian caster V1lat going out on a rampage saying that he will personally murder Russian esports scene shortly after the war broke out)>*pic related*>>if someone didn't get it, it's navi after -aleksib. the can on the right that only half-way into the pic is w0nderful>just do +s1mple electronic perfecto and boombl4 >when will the goat coach think of new strats since flipsid3 tactics?>a wall of excuses from the goat coach waiting room>Virolainen Airlines>no roster changes! nuh-uh, just one more major>w0nderful we forgive you for your bad words about proud russian people, you can stop shaking when you meet any russian-speaking player, they won't ask you to explain what you meant by those telegram posts))
>>2226488>n0vilol my cultural impact has spread to the far corners of the internet
>>2225821i think only apex and ropz are like that in Vitality, Zywoo mezii and Falmez seem like good lads
>>2226489it's just a localization of slang to carry the same meaning
>>2226489Yes anon. You invented inserting 0s into names to demean something.
>>2226495Up until recently it was only used for s0mple. Sometimes maybes n0k0. I popularized all other versions.
Let's be real. There's no way broky stays on FaZe until the major. FaZe will replace him mid way through the season (like last year), get better, remember they're broke, put him back in and continue to suck ass.>>2226501Truly you are the an0n with the most cultural impact. This is ManletSnake levels of self absorbed and claiming credit for things you didn't do. Do better anon!
>>2226503sure, but who do you think will replace him this time?
>>2226507Honestly idk. hades comes to mind, he can't be super expensive, stable and he's at Betclic rn so karrigan just needs to call his wife to get a quote for him.
>>2226501>I popularized all other versions.uh i did actually
>>2225699why are these zoomers not doomscrolling on their PCsdo they only use it for cs or what
>>2226478would be kino if they actually got somewhere and not shat the bed with >13-16 place
>>2225882i can see him being really toxic when losing but really happy when winning, bipolar
>>2226516computer literacy is falling, zoomers use phones by default and don't know a lot of basic PC things that millennials learned naturally
>>2226522move after pics' bump limit
>>2226516There's lot of stories of Gen Z and younger barely touching PCs and only browsing on their phone. I've read stories of teachers and professors with students who have no idea how to attach a Word file to submit assignments because they're that PC illiterate. Doing simple command prompt remedies for PC issues would seem like magic to most.
>>2226524No
>>2226527okay
>>2226527guess this is the last magog thread ever thanks to youfuck you
>>2226516Doom scrolling in a browser window just doesn't hit the same.
>>2226503>claiming credit for things you didn't do. Do better anon!Lol I'm literally THE 0non.>>2226514Yes 0non, WE did :)
>>2226529magog is already dead unc. Stop dragging its decaying corpse around and just move on to /cs2g/.>>2226532>Lol I'm literally THE 0non.That's me thoughever...
>>2226535>That's me thoughever...Heavy is the head that wears the cr0wn.
>>2226536>Heavy is the head that wears the cr0wn.It is a great burden but yet I still do it for my pe0ple.
>>2226524unc posting by himself in his thread :broken_heart:
post images retards
>>2226544If you're going to spam this thread with images I will make a new thread and yours will go unused.
imagine watching your former teammates go win vs spirit, furia and falcons and meanwhile your back to t3 cct
>>2226546
>>2226546do it, that other thread stinks
>>2226546I'm onboard with the idea.
>>2226551>>2226552Move whenever convenient:>>2226553>>2226553>>2226553
