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>Links
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>Tournaments
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>Previous Thread
>>2226553
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>>2231023
Absolutely
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d2nk and zypoo WISH they had the kind of aura that fallen does
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>>2231028
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>>2231016
Maybe he does play CS in his spare time. Who knows?
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Rape
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>>2231034
Pity map for V0t0l0y. trust the professor and his students.
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>>2231037
streak is over old man
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>nuke
>ovp
>anubis
kino if it goes to 5
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I hate dupreeh so much
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i honestly don't think mologoy can compete with the jewish ogre now that he has hard-toggled
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>>2231036
>only third of these kills were on awp
>still most awp kills on the map
Yeah inferno hard checks your rifling abilities.
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after 2 hours of delay we finally have the bo3 gf
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>>2231059
Is it even a bo5 unless the score is 3-1 either way?
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>>2231059
you can't realistically defend bo3 finals in big events with mr12 unless you're delusional or gravely retarded
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>>2231061
yaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
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for the love of god fire the final boss of uninteresting takes esl
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>WAR. That's what's on my mind. I've been feeding the faith and I've been starving the doubt.
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It's over.
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>>2231075
Fuck off to pol you dumb nigger.
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>>2231080
Fuck off to pol you dumb nigger.
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>>2231075
Stay the FUCK here.
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i think this nigger spergs out every time he loses a bet
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This series is over if Furia can't win this. They have literally double the win rate of Vitality on Nuke, and Overpass isn't one of their strong maps anymore.
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>>2231085
they werent supposed to win mirage in the first place, it was over back then
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>>2231085
It's massively CT favored. Yes, Spirit just sucked on it.
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>>2231078
when a crackhead starts yapping at you outside the gas station, you don't yap back. take the same approach here
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>>2231075
>>2231080
eastern europe must leave the EU to survive.
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>Americans trying desperately to shit up the thread during prime CS because they don't have a single team remotely near this level of competition to cheer for
Sad rly
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ZYWOO IS RAPING
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I've seen enough, I'm closing the stream
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that's why they call him Nimblewoo
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rape
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VITAGODS WHERE WE @???
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>zyw0o
Goddamn haxer
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>>2231099
he had to stop himself otherwise he could have gotten more lol
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ropz 0 death game inc
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>>2231105
so what you are saying is that they are essentially na team?
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>>2231104
Right FUARKING here!!!!
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>>2231114
me on the left, im too fat and lazy to stand up
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this is fucking brutal
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Eternal reminder that this disaster is ultimately Faze's fault for letting ropz go
They should've tied that nigga down with a 5M buyout against his will
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Picking Nuke against a top 5 team is just shooting yourself in the foot. Starting CT is just OP.
>>2231121
It could be a trillion buyout and it wouldn't matter because the contract was running out.
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kek what a brown pardo monkey
racemixed thirdies learn their place
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nove e tudo they get
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>>2231121
he was a free agent
no player of ropz's caliber is stupid enough to sign some 5 year contract with a huge buyout
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my back hurts
my arm is swollen from a mosquito bite, about the size of a ping pong ball
im unemployed
vitality is winning again
i want nuclear war
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what's the need for this thread when there was already one made sitting empty
fucking tourists who can't comprehend recycling
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>ropz is a better awper than sh0r0
kek
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>>2231135
>recycling
another jewish psyop
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>>2231135
fuck you nigga im not posting in your stinking thread
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>>2231132
Nice haiku, fag.
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>go take a shower
>10-1
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>>2231135
shut the fuck up bitch
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>>2231135
>make early thread
>WAAAH WAAAAH WHY DON'T YOU USE MY SHITTY THREAD WAAAAH
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comical death also molokek aimlock question mark
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holy meltdown
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>2-12
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Nuke is CT sided as fuck. If FURIA wins pistols I still believe.
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>>2231149
12-10
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>>2231151
Molodoys kd
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kwab
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Not like this nigga. Stop being a bitch man c'mon.
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mologoy thought he had chance against jewtality
back to t3 he goes
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>>2231147
>aimlock
unironically tho why he is snapping on a head here
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>>2231158
yeah bro crisp clean lock
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>Messi ate the beans
Owari da.
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>>2231154
>>2231156
kek
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what a masterclass final from Zywoo
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>>2231158
Nigaa he's 3-13 and you think he's aimlocking?
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shut up harry
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damn zywoo is so ugly it’s hard to root for vitality
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>>2231030 #
no, do you have money? do you speak french? are you top 10 HLTV?
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>>2231162
why are you pretending to be retarded?
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Sorry FalleN but I think another winter IEM trophy evades you and your Bo5 streak ends today
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Lemao
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>>2231171
love viets
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>>2231162
why are you pretending to be retarded №2
>>2231166
not really, i just find this to be extremely weird, i can't explain this as >he is so locked in because it straight up doesnt make sense to shoot there
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3/4 horrible posts in a row
this place's so shit
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>mezii starts slow with 0.64
>goes to 0.94 on inferno
>turns anal beads by nuke
its is clear, vitality is a cheating piece of shit team
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>>2231178
>Messi lifegame on third map against FaZe
>Messi lifegame on third map against FURIA
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>>2231183
feel free to leave nigga
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>this literally would've 3-0 right here if they'd won either of the pistol rounds on mirage
ebin
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>>2231187
t. jew
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>>2231187
based
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>>2231187
Too many have that loser mentality these days. Sad.
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>>2231184
like pro chess players they have ass devices
major CS streamers use them too (notice how freakazoid is always tensed, day0z always giggles on his chair, dont get me started on ohnepixel)
i tried once but didn't enjoy it
that's why i'm hard elo stuck at lvl 4
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The series started so great and has approached the vitamouz levels of rape. At least make the fourth map competitive for the love of God.
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>>2231200
I'm afraid molodoy has been completely deflated and will not be able to come back. It's molodover.
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REVERSE SWEEP STARTS.........NOW!
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>>2231200
can´t do shit when your awper has the potential of young s1mple and a third the mental of current s1mple.
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>>2231200
it's over bro, Furia is broken
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>>2231174
the CT walks into the crosshair but you knew this already troll
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ropz is still cold and this easily could have been 3-0, this team looks even stronger than last year. they all have the confidence they can carry
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>>2231212
its because they are cheating....
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>>2231204
idk vitalité was hard af on overpants>>2231208
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>Its a budapest final rerun
Rapeage on overpass finish I guess
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>kick jLoser out of the analyst desk
>still have him on a broadcast for some reason
>he still says "if vitality keep winning they'll win"
murder this nigger
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is he rage baiting or does he genuinely not recognize the most known pokemon in the world?
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>>2231231
he's obviously joking, autistic retard
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I love these retard iq spammers like you wouldnt believe
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>>2231226
he made me miss pimp
that's an achievement
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FANS ARE YOU READY
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>>2231244
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS
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>>2231246
rent free
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HE REALLY IS THE BRAZILIAN COLDZERA
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rape
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GOATWOO
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>>2231248
im literally cheering for vita tho
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ummm bro turn that shit off
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>still lose the round
horrible omen
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actual rape
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Acabou..
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Watching Vitality is like watching 2018/19 Astralis or Real Madrid
Boring as fuck foregone conclusions that make you wonder what's even the point of watching
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Bro
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RAPEX
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vitality can literally fuck around and still win lmao
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>>2231267
with this kind of round I blame their opposition, map 1 was kino
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>already 4 on bandit side
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f0r0a sisters???
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>>2231267
>Boring as fuck
vitality is playing the most interesting CS of all teams right now, fuck off
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>>2231276
its high iq but im low iq, stop throwing stupid smokes and just headshot
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This is shaping up to be like Budapest. Vitality lose map 1, win maps 2 and 3, then own on T side of OP to crush map 4.
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>>2231276
*assembles greatest superteam in CSGO history*
yeah.... super interesting cs.....
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bro they are right here
bro turn AROUDN
BRO THEY ARE LITERALLY RIGHT BEHIND YOU
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>molobot choking in an arena game
what?! no waaay!!
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>>2231267
Nah it ain't quite like Astralis. That shit was like watching a 5 cavemen throwing rocks vs 5 guys with modern military equipment.
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>>2231267
A team like modern vitality emerging was a statistical inevitability, even if it weren't them it would have been any other team, its all a matter of the superstar + extreme synergy combo. Thats all it takes to win a team game.
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>>2231284
apologize
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whatever I don't care about this final anymore, just gonna fuck another gringa in town for carnaval
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When will we be free of this shit
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>molodoy warming back up
There is a chance...
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>>2231289
*kneels*
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>>2231291
A team needs to send a woman to seduce a Vitality player, break his heart, and cause him to spiral out emotionally.
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>>2231290
tab back in fallen
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>yeki consistently good across all maps
>his team mates have finally warmed up
*gulp*
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There might be a chance for a fifth map
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WE ARE SO BACK
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>bandit 6
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This ZywOo fella sure has good game sense huh?
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this shit looks scripted af
furia now hits insta hs every time

esl should be banned from running events
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>>2231305
100% cheating, how he aims low to hit the monster player, aims high when yekinder walks up
this guy as absolutely shamelessly cheating XD
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Wow what fortunate timing from ropz!
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its over gg
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LET'S FUCKING GO THERE IS A CHANCE
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>>2231314
his ass is vibrating and he peeks
vita are all cheating frauds
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buttplugs are comfy i wouldnt even need to cheat to wear one
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>>2231317
evil cancer patient
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LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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What now Vitards? Did you really doubt the Professor in a bo5?
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ropz is getting out-ratted
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FaZe ropz would've gone for that.
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It doesn't matter
Even if they make it to Anubis ropz will start hitting the most unbelievable flanks every other round
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>>2231326
hes out of faze mojo
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>>2231326
What aura debt does to a mf
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FLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEZZzz
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DOWN IN FLAMEZ
DOWN IN FLAMEZ
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holy shit
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thats how youre suposed to flank ropz
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[Player] (from vitality) HAS PERFECT TIMING
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I bet flameZ got a hard on after that 4k backstab
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backstabbing israeli
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FUUUUUUUUCK NOO
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Notice that little moan flameZ let out before going through con?
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uh oh Furries its over
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FUCK YOU FLAMEZ FUCK YOOOOOU
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I LOVE ISRAEL
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>mologoy praying
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apex wallhacker
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hahahah apex
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>wallbang
>another wallbang
C'mon Dan, don't make it THAT obvious
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even apex is toggling now
it might be over
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>>2231335
its getting insufferable how they never have good play
>its just "shoots people in the back"
>"flamez stand just randomly xd Infront of the smoke"
>"kills 4 people one by one with awp holding the one angle they come from"
>"apex spams five seven gets 3 kills inst ahsing on an eco"
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Finally a little bit of luck for FURIA.
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Quick question, don't want to open a thread for this: I saw CS2 esport events always have threads, but I rarely see threads for other esports. I looked for Rocket League threads during major tourneys several times, but never could find any. Am I looking in the wrong place, or aren't there any?
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fallen > zypoo
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All the luck going Furia's way suddenly with these smoke spam kills
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>>2231358
only league in vg and cs in here talk about esports on 4chan
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Gabriel Toggledo
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>>2231358
theres like 4 good esports and most arent popular the rest are NPC games with an astroturfed scene
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>>2231358
This is the CS thread but since the game barely changes and a lot of people here don't even play the game but rather watch the esport that's what ends up dominating the conversation.
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>>2231358
no one gives a shit about other esports desu, unironically go to reddit for that
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oh no no no hahahaha
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what was even the plan there?
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>>2231365
its literally just dota and cs
the rest are games for ant people and Astroturf npcs
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>>2231358
CS is the closest esport culture and gameplay wise to a traditional sport, that is all there is to it.
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>trying to take GODWOOs site with no util
KEK RETARDS
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LEGENDARYWOO
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*drypeek awp 4 times*
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HUMBLEWOO
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>one by one
Why bro.......
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are they fucking retarded? that was genuinely scripted
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It's like Furia were utterly unprepared for the possibility of ZywOo being there
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zywoo bangs sjokx AND freya tonight
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>zywoo is always in the right site

i have yet to see zywoo rotate, hes is such a shameless cheater its insane
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>the cheating npcs wins once again
wow, what a surprise
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How do you even play against Zywoo?
He's worth 2 to 3 players on the server alone, it's just impossible. The most viable strat to counter him at tier1 level is just wait up until he's washed, there's nothing else to do.
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>>2231382
brazil has had a cs scene longer than youve had a computer chud
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>>2231388
P90 rush his ass
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>>2231388
>How do you even play against Zywoo?
Ask Valve to implement a better anticheat
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>>2231363
>>2231365
>>2231366
>>2231367
>>2231372
Thanks lads, now i know that I'm not failing to find them, they simply don't exist.
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HOLYFUCKINGSHITWOO
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GGEZ
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>BACK TO BACK 4K
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Damn, that looked so effortless for him at the end with the AWP
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Good night
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wow vitality won
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bro.....
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d0nkey wishes he could do this
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VI-MOTHERFUCKING-DEITY
GOATWOO
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the GOAT
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>>2231405
based
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>>2231388
he legit looks like those arab cheating bots in MM that only awps and always sits in the right spot and gets only awp kills

can this talent less bot actually play the game without cheats?

"OH LOOK AT ME IM ZIPOO I NEVER WATCH FLANKS OR AM NERVOUS THAT SOMEONE IS BEHIND ME OR ANYTHING I JUST LOOK AT THE PERFECT SPOTS EVERYONE IS ALL THE TIME"

someone check his ass finally its getting boring af
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>>2231405
>make an entirely new game to suit d0nk
>still complains about it
kek
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>>2231399
s1mple was better than him in CSGO
Donk is better than him in CS2
If either of them had the team he has they'd be winning everything too. Hell, s1mple did the exact same back in 2021 with an objectively inferior team
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those 2 rounds were the most boring awp highlights
just 5 retards dry peeking its like he was in an aim training map
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>>2231405
Damn, can't believe we agree on something
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bored of this team atp
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>>2231405
of course he does
it's the only way d2nk will even get a sniff of a #1 placement again
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>>2231409
awp is literally such a skill less weapon

especially with zywoo cheating, always knowing where everyone is
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>>2231411
d2nk the king of de_airport, you're not welcome itt, this is humblewoo turf
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>>2228735
>>2228735
>>2228735
kwab
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>>2231405
I will never take a retard that says "I want AK on CT" seriously.
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faze gang ...
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>>2228735
gaped and raped
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>>2231419
noone cares about this obese french fuck
hes ruining cs
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>>2231370
in the round before last when Yekindar caught ropz on long it looked winnable for Furia if Zywoo just missed one shot
but he didn't
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>>2231411
>Donk is better than him in CS2
d2nk* ftfy
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>>2231425
ruins for all ruski tourists
everyone else welcomes the zywoo empire
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>>2231405
>be good at clicking heads
>see some retard win by clicking bodies
Understandable tbdesu
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>>2231429
>>2231419
I fucking hate russians but there's no denying he's individually the better player, Spirit only ever wins tournaments when he's averaging a 1.50 rating
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W
A
B
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>>2231415
At this point im just enjoying watching number go up. If your idea of fun counterstrike is watching two teams that arent good enough to beat vitality then stick to tier2 tournaments xD
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>>2231435
>me, under the desk
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I'd rather Vita win every tournament this year than that pouty little girl d2nk to get a single trophy. Fortunately this is more than like to happen because they're the better team and Zywoo is the better player.
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>>2231434
zywoo had only 0.03 less playoffs rating with twice the maps played
he had more playoffs maps than groups
d2nk is not an individually better player, you're eating an illusion
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>>2231434
d2nk can't awp but goatwoo is basically on par with him on rifle
it's not even close when you think about it
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>>2231405
>>2231408
This is the biggest fucking cope ever created, cope and seethe reddit monkey.
At some point you have to come to conclusion that either Zywoo is the greatest or every single awper are fucking garbage at the game. Just looking at the game you realize instantly that sunpaypal, torzi, wonderful, shiro, 910, monesy are just missing shot constantly but Zywoo has just proven again he hits every shot that matter.
You do not see Zywoo ever missing and the very few time he does it doesn't actually matter. If the awp is a noob gun why the fuck it's been an entire year and no one but molodoy was able to be even decent with the fucking awp, even monesy is pathetic, he misses more shots in a game now than he used to in an entire tournament back in 2022.
Either awp is too easy then all awpers have no excuse or it is hard and Zywoo just shits on absolutely everyone.
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add d0nk and s1mple to falcons FUCK IT
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GOAT
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>>2231444
checked
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>>2231448
>p0mple
Why are people so obsessed with this has-been? He's not the god he was with the AWP anymore and his attitude destroys teams to the point where nobody in T1 would even *want* to play with him.
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>>2231452
>t. seething portukek
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>>2231452
trvke
uncs are living in the past
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>>2231442
>>2231443
I too would be unbeatable if I knew all 4 of my teammates had my back at every single moment
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>>2231452
he was never god imo, he was always farming exit frag and bitching on his team.
not to say he is a bad player, he is really good player but not the god people make out him to be.
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>>2231432
im Danish, literally everyone hates these bum
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>>2231456
d2nk fans keep living in hypothetical world, the IF world, IF IF IF donk this or that
this is reality, and reality is Herbaut Doubledoor
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niggas be posting the stupidest takes about a team game lol
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>>2231405
Please Valve, cater to this twink because it would be so funny
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>we need to love our teammates
subtle shots fired @ little dictator
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They're going to win 3 majors in a row aren't they
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>>2231456
zywoo has better team mates but donk is a system babby
(proven even further now that chopper isn't tard wrangling him anymore)
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>>2231458
>he was never god imo
Legitimately delusional
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>>2231459
because vitality just dethroned blastralis as the best team ever assembled in history of cs, so it's okay, you get a pass
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>>2231460
i can't believe he still has that goofy pic on Steam
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based zywoo not understanding questions
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>>2231466
im objectively correct
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>>2231446
didnt read a word

zywoo looks like a make a wish child movement wise and has 0 skills outside sitting in a spot looking forward with his vibrating ass hack
getting the most milktoast kills ever

truly a disgrace to cs, his peek should have been some community server legend everyone thinks cheats but cant be proven, but his hack dev is some legend apperently who can give him precise direction where everyone is
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>>2231461
team game doesnt matter
the mechanical limits of this game are near limitless and it's technically possible to just 1 tap everything 200ms after it appears on your screen
you just have to give it all and push to achieve that, donk is the closest to harnessing this and being able to 1v5 everyone even if they fight him at the same time
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>>2231469
he's so nerfed by english
any french interview and he says a lot more
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donk only cries about the AWP because it is literally the hard counter to his playstyle and that is only IF the AWPer hits the shot, if the guy whiffs it's a literal free kill (most AWPers miss). No one should take that nigga seriously when it comes to balance.
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>>2231465
Calling donk the system babby when zywoo only started dominating and being above everyone else when the ropz superteam was formed is comical
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>>2231460
you are literally the only zywoo fan on here and on twitter and on hltv with 100 accounts thats spamming all sites and board
possible only meth and drunk.
Seriously get a life.
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>>2231482
He's probably the same freak that spammed "f0ze" for a month straight
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it happened again, just like back in kato 2016 against fnaitc. the professor lost another BO5 against togglers
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>>2231479
trvke
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asshurt fanboys of d2nk the balding midget from ural are shitting up the thread...
unlucky!!
3rd place after getting carried by sh1ro and tn1r is okay too, don't cry too hard, humblewoo got 2 #1s in p1mple's prime, and he's geeting 2 more #1s in d2nk's prime =)
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>thirdies got raped by vitality
>try to cope by bringing up donk
KEK
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>>2231481
donk got total freedom, that system allows him to shine, but anyway one just needs to look at donk's pov to know that he would be good in any scenarios, it's just that hally chose to play that way.
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>>2231472
>reddit spacing again
Kill yourself dirty favela monkey, genuinely, I'm going to read your sub 50 IQ post either.
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>>2231488
its clear to people with that want to see it
vita are shameless cheaters
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>>2231481
zywoo was individually great even when vitality sucked (and didn't get a free ak every other round)
i don't think you actually watched pro cs at that point
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>>2231481
>zywoo only started dominating
Didn't he get a back to back #1?
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lol, lmao
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>>2231488
what are the chances they are actually cheating
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>>2231499
he obviously wasn't watching csgo, no point in engaging with him
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>>2231492
Zywoo is the freest player ever. What are you saying.
Zywoo can do whatever he wants and can play Sniper or Rifle when he wants.
Donk has to play rifle as to play the same positions every round.
Zywoo can play wherever he wants.
Also zywoo has never to worry about hole in their defense or dumb flanks.
Donks gets all the time grieved by his team letting people by in random areas.
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you hate donk because he's russian
i hate him because he uses a tranime avatar
we are not the same

>>2231502
>>2231496
kek seething macacos
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>>2231495
zywoo is a baiter and fraud and cheating and literally has ZERO highlights in a 4 map 90 kill final
>goat
get a rope mate
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>>2231508
holy based
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vs furia, donk got 0 kills on 1st pistol round, but Spirit won and dropped donk an M4. Round after they lose, z0ntix saves t1nr's M4 and drops it to donk. They lose the round after again, z0ntix saves galil and drops it again to donk
lmfao
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still no MVP announcement on HLTV, sh1ro bros i think we got this one in the bag after that 3rd place masterclass
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>>2231510
>>2231509
bro is saying based to himself on his phone lmao
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>>2231509
He had that Awp 3 or 4k solo hold on overpass in a 4v5 that really sealed the game.
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>>2231488
if you weren't an actual silver, you'd realize he lines up to shoot the exact same shot he was shooting at the first time
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>>2231509
>ZERO highlights in a 4 map 90 kill final
i just saw him rape and win the last 2 himself with an awp, did you watch the ending?
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>>2231499
He barely, BARELY edged out s1mple both times. 2019 had s1mple switching to rifling thanks to that dogshit GuardiaN experiment and 2020 was covid memes, where iirc zywoo ultimately only won because he had access to more European tournaments (s1mple was stuck in the less prestigious CIS region)
And again, Vitality didn't win every tournament. They'd have long dry spells even after they went international and many times you'd struggle to call them a favorite for the trophy. They only started dominating last year.

>>2231504
Kill yourself fr*nch mongoloid
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>zywoo is a baiter and fraud and cheating and literally has ZERO highlights in a 4 map 90 kill final
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>>2231517
>>2231515
Do you remember a single kill
The enemy team has correct spacing he gets one kill and is dead
thats not a highlight, thats just furia being retarded
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this place was so civilized one year ago now look at it
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>>2231520
>trying to pretend it's russians not macacos seething about Godwoo
what is this mental illness
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>>2231525
It's what happens when a franco-israeli alliance starts winning everything
Two of the most unlikable countries on Earth, how horrible
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>>2231518
>on par with s1mple
>performed even in a dysfunctional team
you're defeating yourself lol
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>>2231525
you can blame /sp/ for that
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>>2231518
>2019 had s1mple switching to rifling thanks to that dogshit GuardiaN experiment
so when s1mple is put into godwoo's hybrid positions, he's #2
I guess that about confirms the goated goat of all goats being goatwoo
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>>2231526
>>2231520

fr its all Brazilians being crazy on here rn
and frenchies prove once again that donk is rent free in their heads.
they wish zywoo was just a fraction of donks being

>>2231405
also this picture is a year old, again rent free in their head little cute donkie
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>>2231511
so greedy
meanwhile humblewoo gets a 3k on a lost pistol round, spend all money on m4 and drops it to ropz, plays armorless deagle (worst buy in the team) and still goes 1 for 1, and they win the force buy
love your teammates!
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>a tier 1 event where you don't have to watch sp0r0t
pgl cluj might be goated. it's a shame mouz didn't bow out too but i suppose there has to be at least 1 gatekeeper
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>>2231530
Vitality was never dysfunctional lol, even at their weakest they still had legendary players who rarely made outright mistakes/choked and the best support staff on the scene
2019 Navi was, which was the main reason why zywoo got #1 that year

>>2231534
He wasn't even hybrid, he was full-time rifler. Still played better than practically everyone else.
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>>2231358
What's your rank in 2s lilbro?
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>>2231537
zywoo literally gets aks dropped on inferno and mirage when everyone is on pistol armor
again donk rent free in frenchies heads
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zygoat
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>zywoo isn't the goat because he has no highlight
Zywoo's entire career is a highlight. Every single round he does something highlight worthy to the point he mindbroke all cucks on hltv and else thinking it's just mundane to see Zywoo doing godlike shit.
For s1mple and donk drones, a zywoo highlight would require him to ace clutch the entire ennemy team with only a glock at 3hp in the middle of the site with 2 molotovs around him against a full team all going at him with five m4. The thing is Zywoo might pull this off meanwhile no other player could.
https://youtu.be/MDKvIBYtc70
This is Zywoo at his lowest level.
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>>2231535
brazilians and other sudacas on /sp/ and /int/ have been seething about france for years, i dont know where their inferiority complex comes from

i suspect its because a lot of them larp as iberians and are mad that france took moorberian's empire away from them with based napoleon, also CDG insulted their shithole country once. they have very fragile egos
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>>2231525
the donk v zywoo debate completely killed this place.
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s0mpleniggas here really trying to rewrite history thinking none of us were there 6-7 years ago lol
Zywoo won
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>>2231542
>Vitality was never dysfunctional lol, even at their weakest they still had legendary players who rarely made outright mistakes/choked
ok, you just confirmed that you haven't been watching for more than 2 years. thanks for your concession, have a nice day
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Thank fucking god v0tality raped p00ria. G-d is great. Now the thread can return back to normal instead of the monkeys sucking off le pr0fessor and that gaylord pimplefaced y0kindar. I wonder what that green AK cuckanon is thinking right now.
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I think it's funny that the 2-3 vitality fans here really believe it's sudacas seething about their teams when in reality nobody likes them plain and simple
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>>2231542
>Vitality was never dysfunctional
meanwhile NBK and ALEX literally fighting to death for IGL position
fucking retard FUCK OFFFFF
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>>2231555
>ok, you just confirmed that you haven't been watching for more than 2 years
I have. I started watching in 2018.

>>2231559
And how long did NBK last in that team? lol
He and Happy got the boot as soon as the management wised up
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>>2231558
Why do you keep trying to push this meme? Clearly a lot of people love Vitality.
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>>2231562
>And how long did NBK last in that team? lol
for more than "never' you donkey
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>>2231551
yes this is true, its all about football insecurities
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it's good to see all the haters crying again
this year will break you
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26/28
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>>2231566
nobody is crying, its all just tears from yawing and being bored to death by the most boring cs team in history
congrats apex tho
with cheats you are unbeatable
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>>2231564
Fine, I concede. They needed a while to figure themselves out, expected since the roster was built from scratch.
But after NBK was booted they never really looked lost.
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>>2231566
It's mostly sp0r0t and f0ze niggas. They're already buckbroken. As for failcl0wns and p00ria, they're not even in the discussion - that's how bad they are.
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I like Furia and Vitality and it was great to see the two best teams around right now duke it out in the finals. Tbf I was disappointed in Furia's Nuke play but it is what it is. Vitality is just in an era rn.
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>>2231571
>most boring cs team in history
it's not even the most boring team of this tournament, you're saying that because you forgot mouz even exists
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>>2231571
>most boring cs team in history
that's outisiders
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>>2231577
Furia were alright, the mirage comeback was kino and a slow start on ovp cost them but it was a solid showing. they'll be winning some events this year i'm sure.
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>>2231573
>they never really looked lost
except when 2nd year igl apex was trying to force the worst tier-1 player ever kyojin to work while zywoo was learning english
which was another year out...
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>>2231571
>most boring cs team
G2, Mouz, and Spirit were right there in the playoffs bro what are you talking about
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I fucking love our lord The Woo so fucking much. He wins everything yet he never boasts, that's the humility of humbleWoo. Even when he had shit teammates, he never complained. Always played with a smile on his place. That's the winning mentality, the goat mentality, the strongWoo mentality. All the impotent cucks keep hating him but like Buddha he forgives them for their ignorance, that's the mercy of the englightenedWoo. So much fucking aura, I'm kneeling so fucking hard right now!!!!
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>>2231589
Amenwoo!!!
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>>2231583
Having a bad player =! being lost
They still played well overall, during that time they had revitalized shox and I THINK Nivera with 6-man memes
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My countryman tried his best, but hey, what can a one man do against 5 doped out faggots on adderal...
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Can people just accept the reason Vitality wins is because everyone sucks ass? Who the fuck can even beat them if Furia can't? Mouz is their pig slut cum dumpster. Spirit cannot win while shir0 is in the team. Mongolz fired their saving grace. Failclowns LMAOOOOOOOO. Navi is tier2, Faze is tier3. Aurora are too scared. G2 has sunpayus holding them back.
Vitality is unlikeable but they deserve to win when they are surrounded with shitters who couldn't even hold grounds against teams from 2015.
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>>2231582
>they'll be winning some events this year i'm sure.
This is not an indication of anything. F0ze got to the finals of the major, where are they now? They'll be lucky to even make it to the playoffs of any S tier tournament.
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>>2231580
>>2231581
mouz and jame have hateablity and clowny shit
with vita its
>oh look another right stack and force buy win
>another perfect timing flank winning the round
>zywoo getting all kills looking the right direction what lucky bugger
with jame there was some novelty and it got comical to hate them
mouz are just idf npc and its funny when they choke
But getting robots that always to the right hacker tier move.
always have perfect timing, never miss shots
Its literally worthless time spend
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>>2231598
>Failclowns LMAOOOOOOOO
they beat them though
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>>2231597
Your countryman and you too are giga fucking faggots. Go shove that greek ak up your ass haahahaha.
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>>2231601
flamez being a rare pure entry instead of this homosexual "opener" of yekindar and donk and xertion kind already puts vitality above many teams, stop being a salty loser
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>>2231601
if you can't recognize and like good cs then what the are you doing here and why the fuck should I listen to you?
bum :>
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>>2231585
mouz maybe, g2 and spirit aint boring
amd even mouz is clowny and chokes which is funny, vita always playing the perfect hacker tier play is getting really boring
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f0ze fans are the ones i understand the least
some fat retard who's always the worst on the server and who's won literally nothing in cs2 is their goat. even worse than s0mple simps
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>>2231598
Refer to >>2229308
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>>2231558
>I think it's funny that the 2-3 vitality fans here really believe it's sudacas seething
I like Vitality because they have ropz and apEX. Funny is true.
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>>2231601
v0tality just choked a 9-3 lead on mirage and mel0dy clutched an insane 1v2 with his awp

can you schizos stop making up literal bullshit to hate v0tality?
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>>2231599
yeah except Furia has better structure, better awper, better form and a better mappool than Faze
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>>2231605
fuck off and kys retarded vitatranny
no one enjoys the scene right now and you are to blame for that
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>>2231585
>>2231610
Mouz was entertaining last year. They had some kino matches against both Spirit and Vitality. But now they've just fallen off a cliff. They need to change something.
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>>2231598
>Can people just accept the reason Vitality wins is because everyone sucks ass
that was true for navi 2024 only
they got exposed hard as fuck as soon as teams found ground in cs2
but keep coping xister
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>>2231565
oh right france won a povertyball thing and brazil got raped 7-1 and has choked for a long time now
i never thought about that
they're always fuming about mbrappe too
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>>2231616
it's the schizo complaining about pros cheating that can't understand why vitality is not boring (or at least not as boring as other teams), don't bother with him
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>>2231607
flamez plays unconditionally for his team, d2nk plays for himself
yeki is very selfless too though
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>>2231609
CS is when people do crazy stuff.
it's like saying park the bus football after one goal is good football because its perfect and makes the most sense and is the least risky cs.
Wanna hear a truth nuke?
>Vita is mouz if they win
That's it. Literally 100% the same vibe both teams have and same playstyle.
Even Apex, aka trozsi bm would make more sense if they win, it's hard to bm when you choke every event.
many people might have forgotten this, but apex was a legit clown. French people even called him a raging clown. the only reason he has "aura" now is that they win events.
If he had another 2024, hed be kicked and remembered as a clown that got mad.
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>>2231628
>yeki is very selfless too though
he doesn't run through mollies and HEs, he just tries to find an opening and then lets FalleN rush inside
meanwhile flameZ IS that FalleN but who shoots hard and doesn't IGL
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>>2231607
Yekindar and xertion are much more clearly entries than donk though. but donk can be an entry too, it looks like he entries when he feels like it. he was forcing entries against Furia, it didn't work too well.
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>>2231622
Says who? I love how assblasted Vitality is making everyone through sheer dominance. I love Zywoo's calmness. So much better than your acnefaced bitchass who claimed "oh I know how Vitality plays just listen to me guys" and then proceeded to get raped on Inferno. Y0kindar has the n0k0 curse in him hahaaha your faggot countryman is never going to win shit.
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>>2231405
Aha! When I say it everyone calls me gold and a shitter, cool to see a top pro seethe about the awp too, even if it's Donk.
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>>2231624
>They need to change something.
they had a perfect opportunity to bring pr in but sycrone is completely delusional
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>>2231631
There are barely any actual monkeys itt. It's mostly faggots who fell for the le pr0fesseur meme or faggots like that one latrinevian who loves y0kindar for some reason.
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>>2231607
flamez isnt entrying as much.
mezi and apex are
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>>2231634
people like you deserve capital punishment
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>>2231629
well the clown is winning, which makes (you) and every faggot with a stake (lol) or interest on the scene the entire circus.
What a fucking joke
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this is the first ever grand final ropz won with a red rating
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>>2231640
Silence, loser.
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>>2231639
based non-game-watcher
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>>2231643
the day of the rope is coming, and you will be the one getting roped
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>>2231630
kek this image is so kino

HumbleWoo is like s0mple if s0mple wasn't an arrogant piece of shit and was actually good at the game instead of just making flashy plays.
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>>2231633
apex is "star rifler" lol he's not entrying shit
mezii is 2nd behind flamez and has higher trade kill percentage
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>>2231647
The day of the rape is cumming

oh wait it already came and your countryman got gaped and raped kwab!!!!
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>>2231544
he doesn't look like this anymore
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era
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>>2231655
huh

no wonder the thread has been so shit recently
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>>2231602
>they beat them though
Then they shit themselves and lost 3-0 to jame and his kids. Then they went almost dead last in groups at krakow. We already lived that last year, and the team who beat them EF/Aurora proceeded to never do anything of value afterwards.
Beating Vitality to choke is worthless, it means when it matters you won't beat them and that's why these fucks have won 2 majors back to back.
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>>2231267
real madrid played terrible but always got away with bullshit goals
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>>2231649
Cant let anyone see my woo folder
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https://www.hltv.org/news/43838/live-updates-from-iem-krakow-final-day#f52

The GOAT IGL has spoken about the GOAT.

Listen and learn chuddies.
>>2231663
Upload it on a drive and share it with us. I wasn't a fan of The Woo before but I am now.
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>>2231663
for me it's this one
looks very exploitable too
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>>2231516
is shaking on a hitbox and then flicking to nowhere also part of a line up?
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>>2231646
crazy how low iq french people just dont understand cs
im was just guessing my watching the games, but its 100% proven by stats

Flamez is not a hard entry anymore
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remember monkeysy and ch0k0?
i just remembered they exist and won't win anything this year (again)
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>>2231408
he trusts his teammates.
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>>2231675
kwab!!!!
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>>2231674
mossad agent just doesn't need to entry anymore as he can just hard lurk and get 3 or 4 in the back and for some reason no one ever checks their flank anymore.
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>>2231674
most intelligent stats screencapper
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>>2231675
>monkeysy
what a fucking travesty what happened to him, genuinely why did he think going with niko instead of forging his own path was a good idea
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thirdies in shambles

the woo stays winning
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>>2231653
True he looks even better now, that devilish smile
>this darn smile making me crazy.
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updated

second gold bar soon
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>>2231663
>>2231670
more to come
>>2231672
he heard him running you retarded silver mongrel LMFAOOOO
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>>2231687
doesn't matter how much you win
you are still a fat fuck
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>>2231570
this confirms xtqzzz > hally
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>>2231700
he's eating good
meanwhile d2nk is impoverished and balding because he earns $500/m and doesn't win anything
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>>2231675
Niko and monesy forfeited their career when they left g2 went to falcons. Everybody knew this but they were hiding it under coping about saudi money idk why. Both were given absolutely everything and still can't be good, at this point they need to accept their will never be trophy contender again.
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>>2231704
>he's eating good
holy cope lol, lemme guess next one will feature words "wide boned"
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>>2231704
zywoo is literally getting scammed by his org
he should be making 500k but he probably doesnt even get 100k a month lmao
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>>2231693
he is walled, looks like asmongold
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>>2231674
based, mouth breathing, knuckle dragging, smoothbrained, drooling, extra chromosome-having retard
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>>2231710
The Woo doesn't care about the money, he's in it for the love of the game. That's why he's the GOAT.
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>>2231718
ofc you would say that you work for vita getting paid minimum wage too
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>>2231548
>Zywoo's entire career is a highlight.
biggest truth nuke
i actually don't understand how he isn't bored of CS anymore, since he perfected every aspect of the game, both individual and within a team environment with minimal effort. i think one day he'll just wake up and go do something else in life, never to launch the game again. i'm only still watching pro CS to see if he will have a "jumping the shark" type of moment before he somehow falls off, but i can't see it happening.
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>>2231685
he would unironically be winning trophies right now if he had stayed in g2
the polish plague stalled his career and loyalty to his homie/homo ruined it forever
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>>2231718
1 millions per year is huge, without country the cash prize, the performance bonuses, the sponsors, etc....
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>>2231701
based professor X
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>>2231701
>do fuckall
>win
>be behind the tactics/ general strategy of your team and allocate all available resources to your superstar
>lose
interesting
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>>2231741
the carlo ancelotti of counter strike
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>>2231741
the xi jinping of cs
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KINGwoo and friends have completely mindbroken this thread
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mezii masterclass on nuke
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I don't like how they say OVP and it means Overpass and it's like how Slavs pronounce AWP. It's like they're trying to be too clever about disparate terms.
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>>2231769
no one says ovp out loud they only type it
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>>2231672
hacks
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>>2231674
wait flameZisters, we not hard entry anymore?
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>>2231774
only retards say it.
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Why isn't there Chinese CS?
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>>2231727
>he would unironically be winning trophies right now if he had stayed in g2
>loyalty to his homie/homo ruined it forever
truth nuke
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>>2231776
its literally stats pages can you read?
so idk if you can maybe you use tts to communate here

let me say what it says
flamez entries way less and trades way more than mezii and apex combined
and mezii and apex entry more than flamez does
in 2025 flamez had always near 100 entrying now he has 80 something and he trades more

so he baits way more, he entries less than donk and trades more too
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>Haaland won
>Furia lost, GODzoo won
>Quad God Won
chikaner curse they said
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>>2231780
yeah you are fucking blind bro.
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>>2231781
>cutting out GODpex like that
not cool
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>>2231781
hope patriots win too
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per striker 7 teams out of top 10 will be in Astana
confirmed and *basically* confirmed:
>Spirit
>Falcons
>FURIA
>PARIVISION
>NAVI

so who are the two of MOUZ or FaZe or MongolZ or G2 are going? Vitality are out to Atlanta 99.9%
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>>2231789
i'm good with both, if seahawks win i get to mock flyover leadhead NFCNegros for getting cucked by coastGODS, if the patriots win i can mock everyone mad by calling them spics
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@2231699
>the noise made him flick to nowhere
>s-silver
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198014427227
the french is truly shameless, acts smart when their intellectuals are a bunch of retards copying the germans, acts uppity in sports when their nation is getting carried by imported negros, acts like first world when their main city is a jeet, romanian and african infected shithole, act like they were big at some point when their two empires combined didn't even last for 30 years, and acts cocky in CS when they built an scene around cheaters and are currently having an era thanks to cheats
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https://www.hltv.org/matches/2390170/sportsbetexpert-vs-omen-iem-atlanta-2026-americas-open-qualifier
we are here
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>>2231797
>@2231699
you aren't smart enough to reply to a message on 4chan, how are we supposed to think you are smart enough to know about this ?
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>>2231785
the retard mixed 2025 and 2026 up you are retarded lmao
flamez is not a hard entry this year
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>>2231797
strange how both "goats" have esl wire bans isn't it
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>>2231797
his steam profile doesn't show a vac ban (which is visible even with a private profile)
which means this is faked
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>>2231797
this level of cope is something else
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>>2231797
>>2231802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls-BKA3kz8Y

he probably was getting used to the vibrating info thing and he got spooked xd
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>>2231805
its an esl wire ban you french retard, s1mple also had one.
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>>2231803
92 in entrying, is hard entrying jfc
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>>2231809
dunno about that bro the website very clearly says "vacbanned" and the explanation on the right also says about vac bans
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>>2231797
lmao what a fucking meltdown.
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>>2231810
he has 87 vs top20 and second most trading stats
he had 97 to 100 almost all year and no trading now he trades almost as much as baiter zywoo
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>>2231808
ahahah you are that german retard "the truth" on hltv aren't you? AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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>>2231797
Uh-Oh!
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*wins*
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of course it's a karritard believing an obviously faked pic
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>>2231797
preach brother, talking about tier 1 pros cheating is an uncomfortable topic for everyone but it is necessary if we want the cheating rats to be flushed out.
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>>2231815
nta but keep moving the goal post d2nkbro
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>>2231816
This is gibberish. What is this supposed to mean?
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>>2231819
enjoy your upcoming ESIC investigation, vitatroonie )
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you don't have to pretend to be retarded for attention
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>>2231797
holy melty
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>>2231825
I caught you, you dumb fucking schizo. I recognize the same vapid schizoid attitude, the fact that you talked about copying germans was a huge tell.

acting like a dumn /pol/ /int/ retard on /vm/ is simply pathetic.
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remember when jw was raging at ropz and zywoo and like half the fucking fpl for muh cheating
and now his legacy is showing up to 2 online matches and being dogshit in top 40
nobody remember who this fat fuck is outside of "jw pregnant" meme
fnatic have zero lasting legacy on csgo scene overall if you think about it
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>eu hours
cs esport discussion
>na hours
schizo /pol/tard yap battle
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how long until i stop falling apart from nerves when I'm the last one alive and everyone is watching me play
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>>2231833
you talk about his post here?
>>2231797
that's not me. you might be having a breakdown here. and you are the schizoid.
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>>2231845
bro put the tomorrow font
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>>2231844
you just need to play more
once you realize you're gonna lose almost every clutch, there's no pressure
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>>2231844
it will never stop. you're just not that type of person, sorry.
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>>2231844
just start drinking alcohol every time you play
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Just played a premier match randomly with my friend and got matched with 3 weeb faggots. I just got reminded why I stopped playing this kusoge. These weebshitters have such a fucking massive ego, it is genuinely infuriating. They cannot shut the fuck up even when you are clutching and keep trying to shove their idea into you, holy fuck I want to murder these vermin.
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>>2231844
For 1vX clutch situations, it makes it a lot easier to clutch if you just decide to do something and commit to it. Don't think too hard, "I'm going here, checking this, planting the bomb, then playing here post plan", then you just do it, if you lose because you played the wrong spot, or checked the wrong thing, its fine because there is less expectation of you winning. 1v1 is much more nerve wracking IMO because you should have a decent chance to win, but the same mindset should apply. You need to play with like an "educated gamble" mindset and commit. I dunno at least thats how I think of it. I'm not some high level player, but I never get nervous cuz I just send it. Its so much worse watching someone trying to clutch and they look like they have no plan or idea of what to do.
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>>2231869
made up a story to complain about weebs award
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>>2231871
I fucking wish.
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>>2231870
That's helpful, thanks. I'm definitely running around without a plan and that just compounds the nerves.
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>>2231844
unironically learn to meditate, cs is all mental anyways and my skill in winning gunfights skyrocketed (with gross amounts of dm) once I realized I lose most of my fights/clutches because I'm thinking about losing the fight as I'm fighting. Once you practice ignoring those thoughts you can keep your mind calm and stay focused without being distracted
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>>2231880
Oh thats another thing, this anon reminded me >>2231882 I'm not sure if its 100% what he means, but in some clutches, you literally can't win them unless you do something amazing and get some nice kills, I have this saying, whenever Im spectating my duo in the clutch and there is not enough time to be methodical I tell him "You have to dab on them". The dab on them is an ironic in joke, but he says whenever he hears me say that it boosts his confidence so much. Some clutches you just have to have a "dab on em" mentality and the only way you win is if you gun them. This mentality helps me swing on people in the clutch knowing even if I lose I had to do it. Its so annoying watching people play too slow in the clutch. Obviously this is situational, more of a "Bomb is down and I know the 2 CTs are camping somewhere around it" type thing
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>>2231910
>knowing even if I lose I had to do it
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>>2231915
basically clutch like this guy would clutch
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>>2231910
we're basically both talking about detaching from emotions/stress with two different approaches. I find the psychology of cs and just competition in general fascinating desu, anon should read pic related too. It's through the lens of poker but it goes into dealing with variance in a competitive environment. I know Elige and DDK are both big nerds about this stuff and have talked about these ideas and concepts a few years ago
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I blame YEKINDAR for this. FalleN trusted and gave him the keys to the truck on inferno only to do fuck all with it.
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>>2231983
There's no one to blame, when Vitality play like this you need some serious lifegame from multiple players to beat them. apex is almost same rated as ropz for the event, Zywoo had one of his best events ever. All of Furia need to keep grinding and working on themselves, but it was an okay showing from them in general.
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>>2231983
ZywOo decided to not ghost a final for once. Nothing could be done.
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>>2231984
yuurih and yekindar are the key, when those two do well, furia dominate.
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>>2231983
Yeki really thought he had Vitality's number
The fuck this nigga think he is?
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>>2231986
>for once
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>>2231989
Shhh... It's just for fun bro...
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>>2231983
>blame yeki
ah the hard entry who had the highest T and CT rating over the whole series and not the three bot monkeys and molodog absolutely shitting and pissing himself on stage.
*repeeks*
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>>2231701
Does anyone seriously rate hally
Spirit to this day have no tactics other than hoping donk gets a multikill and his tendency to burn timeouts early means the team is up the creek without a paddle if they start choking late
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-magixx
+karrigan
-faggy
+neo
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>>2232014
OverDrive | 20 Years in the Arcade
Nothing terrible is happening. The team has taken a step forward against Blast. And this game should have been 2-0, but the Spirit players made a serious mistake in the first overtime round on Mirage. They want to win right now, but the level of competition at Tier 1 is very high.

xdddd
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Unironically how do you even stop Vitality at this point? They have the winning formula and they're here to stay. Covid finished the Astralis era off and the Russian war killed any hope for a Navi era early on, and I don't see any major world event happening to break off this team.
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>>2232020
its really just a matter of something going seriously wrong with one of the players in vita or some external factor throwing off their chemistry. It's pretty insane how an international lineup plays like they all came out of the same womb.
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>>2231983
https://x.com/Ozzny_CS2/status/2020551101292912814
nigga really tried to teach fallen how to play
the main problem was that molodoy giga ghosted after mirage, unironically worst ADR and KD than the igl despite being the main awper of the team, the rest were playing very mid too. this was a mid furia playing against almost the best vitality can play.
even if i count the schizo fact that vitality is toggling, i think furia is the only team that can defeat them in a BO5. no other team can play 5 maps as well as vitality and furia
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huge
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>>2232020
They are here to stay for at least a year that's for sure, but they aren't unbeatable, plenty of teams beat them 2nd half of 2025. Totally dethrone idk, we'll see, probably not. Maybe next year
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>>2232026
Is Steel just fucking around? Wasn't he employed as an analyst on the desk last year?
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>>2232020
you build a superteam capable of rivalling player for player (tough with the buyout inflation caused by falcons/bcgames/parivision but doable) & have a strong antistrat
honestly it would be hard to find which players to compare but the monesy niko malbs heavygod hunter IGL lineup would have been neat
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>>2232038
takes a lot of luck to get amazing cohesion out of a super team too
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>>2232039
easier than getting mouz or falcons to stop choking
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>>2232038
>you build a superteam capable of rivalling player for player
That was Falcons' whole plan and look how it turned out
Realistically you take Mouz apart and send its pieces to teams that can actually use them instead of letting the five of them keep doing this bullshit
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besides the fragging power, the experience, the teamplay, all that stuff, i think one of the biggest obstacles in dethroning Vitality at this point is that they won so much that they broke any psychological barrier possible. they know they are the best team, and that they can win against anyone from any given position. they must have unreal confidence, nerves and trust in each other right now, that when they hit the collective flow state it's just gg for the other team. that's why "winning the veto" against them is barely a win at all.

i think it could have been avoided if 1) Falcons closed out 12-6 on nuke in Melbourne and denied the IGS and 2) Spirit closed out 12-6 mirage in Budapest and possibly won the series. those were the two most vulnerable moments of Vitality last year on the biggest events.

but they didn't, and here we are. good luck everyone
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>>2232045
>That was Falcons' whole plan and look how it turned out
falcons plan was to buy stars without thinking of ihow it would work out, which is why the have three opener riflers in niko, teses and kyousuke (which then ofc have to play in other roles that don't suit them)
litteral who IGL who can't keep the others on the same plan
monesy, the dude trying to hold it together
I'm not too knowledgeable about pros from the past few years but from my understanding if you want to do it while keeping stars name like niko or monesy you'd need
- an IGL whose words have weights and relies on his players decisions (karrigan lmao or niko to IGL) because you can't have them in a strict system
- a good anchor (jimmy, frozen or bit)
- a dedicated entry (donk for big names, yekindar would be better imho)
if you get niko as IGL I'd also go for a star rifler/pack player, maybe malbs ? I don't really know ngl

ironically, having the G2 lineup would have been good. niko/monesy/malbs/heavygod/hunter IGL would have been really strong I think
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>The best mechanical player by far is in a shitty ass FACEIT 5 stack
>Vitality's """"rival"""" are group merchants
>The "superteam" has 2 superchokers and 1 all aim no brain russian
>The second best team in the world has "The Second Coming of s1mple" but if he starts slow it's basically gg and he never recovers
Heh, this scene is fucked. They are peaking at the perfect time, all the top teams have a fucking massive flaw that can't be fixed quickly (or simply WON'T be fixed any time soon like donkey leaving for an actual team).
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I blame FaZe for all of this. Them losing ropz led the domino effect into pro cs being unwatchable. Fattigan will pay greatly for this one day.
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You are retarded.
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>>2232078
I mean they did try to get jimmy but failed to do so
kyxsan I think is a good IGL but he does not have a big enough dick for this job
kyousuke is completely fucking up the team's synergy, he should go to some other team and make both better
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How many views do you think the new Vitality Krakow vlog will get? Will it break 100k?

When will Vitafags learn that winning is meaningless if nobody is there to remember it.
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>>2232097
FaZe kyousuke
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>>2232082
if vitality wasn't that dominating all these teams would be taking trophies, and without a clear boss everybody would call 2025 one of the most competitive years of CS like they did in 2024 when we had navi, spirit and G2 winning for a few months each
if jL is the closer of the year, you know the scene isn't competitive because the teams are all good
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>>2232101
Competitive doesn't necessarily mean high quality
It's like the Astralis era all over again where you had one team with perfect synergy and all their shit figured out stomping a bunch of teams struggling to find their identity/stop being mediocre
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>>2232097
I mean, jimmy is having better results by being in the playoff chokers team than the group stage chokers one
kyxsan I can't tell, but he would definitively do better in any other team, since he has to account for zonic's gameplan and niko/monesy/kyousuke's decision making. at least that's how it looks like from the outside
kyousuke fucking up the synergy was to be expected since, once again, three openers. but I do think he can be fitted into the team : a proper anchor+lurker, a dedicated entry, kyousuke to trade and niko IGL could work I think, just not as well as vita
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leave Vitality to me
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>>2232026
>sportsbetexpert
>Steel
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>>2232098
What level of cope is this?
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>>2232117
why yes
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>>2232098
>When will Vitafags learn that winning is meaningless if nobody is there to remember it.
i think 15 thousand people in the arena were there to remember it
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>>2232062
It's gonna take something monumental to crack their mental like inexplicably losing 0-2 to like Tyloo or Flyquest.
What'll most likely happen is someone retiring or getting bored and wanting to play somewhere else for them to fall off. I don't think the Vitality org is gonna fuck up the way Astralis did.
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>>2232105
it sure doesn't, but I'm more than fine with having a top team and having the suspens of wether or not they will be beaten this time (what we didn't have in the first half of 2025, granted, but the second half of the year was not any more entertaining despite being much more balanced out).
honestly even if vitality was not in krakow's playoffs, the event would have been boring. Only worthwhile match was furia spirit, and wondering who would win the event would not have made it better, even if falcons were in the playoffs (the question would have been 'who will choke the most' anyway)
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ropz played 10 prestige events grand finals
this is nuts.
who did better?
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>>2232101
I just feel like too many of the top teams are chokers in some way or another and that is not something that can be fixed fast. These nuPros are weak as fuck mentally.
FaZe never getting 2-0'd (or 3-0'd I guess kek) by Vitality kinda show this. There's something about the old fucks.
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>>2232141
no one. literally. he IS the goat
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ropz is justs so kool and based and clutch and cute and funny and awesome...
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>>2232143
mouz were chokers before 2025 and falcons well, it's niko's team, what else did we expect
spirit and furia are definitively not chokers though
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>>2232141
easy when you cheat
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Faze will be the ones to save CS from this reign of terror, Inshallah.
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>>2232165
how
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>>2232165
They won't do shit, but I'll be cheering for them until the very end.
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>>2232174
The power of friendship
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>>2232097
kyxsan is a nigger ape albanian and it's a joke that a t1 team with infinite money has a nigger ape albanian like him pretending to be an igl
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>>2232182
His calls are not bad desu, falcoons problem is more mental/ego than anything.
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>>2232183
you're right but he's *lbanian an he need to go. n0k0 needs to go to, but that's besides the point.
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>>2232187
>reddit censorship
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>>2232183
he ain't even calling, niko is the real igl, no surprise falcons as a team looks so bad and also no surprise his performance plummeted. kyxsan probably just read the paper and thats it.
here niko calls it all while kyxsan says "you have the bomb ORANGE" lmao
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tCTBdjvAeD8
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Parivision are gonna be the ones to end Vitality. I can feel it in my bones.
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>Jame posting about his osteoporosis
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When is Falcons signing donk? Spirit knows the longer they hold donk with their shit management the lower his stock will go. I assume Falcons have already made an offer after their disaster at Krakow. I expect the next rostermania we will finally see the NiKo + donk duo.
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I'm going to cluj bros, I'm getting the outfit ready.
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couldn't imagine being so goyish to pay to wear bookie ads on your body
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>>2232279
Its part of the charm. I'm also getting this.
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>>2232280
i can tolerate the bookie shirt but this looks gay
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>>2232268
>27 years old
Yep basically a fucking fossil, makes sense.
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nothing good to watch until april
maybe dota has events
im so tired and sad
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>>2232038
>malbs
no way you're trying to sneak that deadweight into a lineup
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If Tenz hadn't switched from CS he would've never met that whore
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>>2232277
>>2232280
make sure to shout out the 'gog if you can on camera
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>>2232183
their tactics, coordination and teamplay are awful, they brute force their way to victory with their skill
watch their demos, it's hilarious how many times they play like a faceit stack but still win on the sheer skill
basically what I'm saying is Zonic out, kassad in
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Already forgot about Crookiw
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>>2231819
he has to latch on to any explanation for why f0ze lost bigly but it wasn't the retarded hippo's fault
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>>2232300
the olympics are on
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>>2232634
what's the CS equivalent to lindsey vonn's disastrous comeback?
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>>2232300
PGL kino in 5 days though
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>>2232638
sadly, simple's return
so far anyway
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>>2232277
travelling from where?
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>>2232323
malbs in anchor roles and being permanently tardwrangled my NiKo was pretty good though
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Krakiv - zero aura, zero memorability
Cluj will be way more vibey and donk will reclaim top 1
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>>2232654
From Japan to Prague 4 days prior to the event, and then to Cluj.

>>2232393
Will do. I'll post live updates if I can. Here's hoping karrigod and the lads make it to playoffs.
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>>2232668
aint no way the karrigan fag is japanese
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>>2232672
'Merican, I just work here.
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>>2232668
>pic
too ashamed to expose his face kek
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>>2232665
>cluj
>donk will reclaim top 1
spirit fans don't watch cs confirmed
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>>2232665
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Surely donk will leave this year, they're skipping events AGAIN after totally pinning it on chopper being le tired/sick bullshit last year
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>>2232685
how can you even skip cluj when you have such a shit team what are they thinking
uh yeah guys more faceit and scrims will make us better instead of actual tourneys
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>>2232687
Heh my boy magixx... He just needs more practice. Soon he will blossom into the top 1 igl.
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>>2232687
>More faceit mirage 24/7 matches and we will rape vitality this time! Blyat Miroslav drop ak to donk!
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>>2232696
Are you doubting Hally's genius?
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vitality? 0 real events without toggling
astralis? 0 real events without toggling
f0ze? 3 real events without toggling (copenhagen 2019, miami 2019, eleague 2019)
navi? 6 real events without toggling (all 2021 and blast spring 2022)
fnatic? 0 real events without toggling
g2? 5 real events without toggling (all niko wins)
nip? had to toggle to beat the togglers 23 real lan wins (all gr wins)
sk? 9 real events without toggling (all fallen wins)
spirit? 0 real events without toggling
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you? 0 days without anal prolapse
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>molodoy's awp is called "molodoy"
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>>2232783
To be the AWPer you must become the AWP
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>>2232795
>ennemy grabs you and fondles you
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>>2232803
*prematurely goes off so the enemy misses the shot*
What now big boy?
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>>2232725
>Spirit more titles than MOUZ
Kwab, what a shit org
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>>2232829
This looks like the easiest milly in Vitality's existence
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>>2232829
Vitality, Navi and Liquid are not beating the cabal allegations. Y'all think all those teams declined because Astana has more prize pool or because of Visa difficulties in the US?
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>>2232832
literally BetBoom Dacha 3 XD
Hopefully Vitality get IGS in Rio or Cologne, we can't have them surpassing Asstralis as the best team of all time in such an event
>though considering how BLASTralis were frauded and overrated in 2019 because of shitty BLAST events... maybe it fits
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>>2232877
FURIA declined because molodoy
PARIVISION declined because dastan and 5 Russian players
G2 declined because they participated in the last one as well
3DMAX... Who tf knows and cares
Falcons declined because kyousuke and m0NESY
Spirit declined because CIS team
MOUZ declined because they were praying nobody would come and beat their ass
Aurora declined because Russian org
MongolZ declined because they're like 5 hours in a car away from the event
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>>2232878
>IGS
Intel Grand Slam is dead bro, it's the ESL Grand Slam now. Intel dropped the sponsorship a while ago.
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remember mongolz?
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>>2232886
>EGS
Shit's already taken
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>>2232877
I think most declined because the next tournament is Cologne and it's more tiring to travel to Dallas than to Astana (though that's not exactly close either)
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>>2232906
Atlanta* not Dallas
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Atlanta is top 10 worst city in the USA
Arena has like 10 people capacity
USA is dogshit
Getting USA visas is like shaving your balls with a rusty razor

Hopefully this humiliation of an event (on-par with CAC and FPG 1 last year in top 10 participants lol) will send a signal to BLAST that another USA major is not wanted
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>decided I am done letting retards on PREMIER get in my head
>play with zero expectations they will do the right play, full selfish mode bait everyone, let retards play the way they want
>go from 12k to 17.8k in 4 days, either top frag or second every game
I have like 10+ win streak, amazing how better you perform without bothering to even acknowledge some mouth breathing retard that doesn't press the W key once the entire game. You legit deserves to get your ass kicked IRL if you play as T and you don't even leave spawn but thinks you are playing well with a positive KD at the end.
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>>2232924
>play as T and you don't even leave spawn
Those are the people who think they are strategic when they're just pussies
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>the jew is angry he's not flying to the USA
what the fuck hahahahah you can't make this shit up hahahahaha
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>>2232929
>denied trip to the fatherland
I would be pissed too
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>>2232929
thats weird, i thought players would know what tournaments they participate in lol, wtf is G2 doing as org
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>>2232940
Dude players often find out they're KICKED from leakers and, sometimes, official announcements
It's nothing new, all the work gets done for them, players should occupy their headspace with the game and occasional brand deals as far
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>>2232946
>as far
as far as the orgs are concerned*
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>>2232877
CIS teams want to go to Astana because of fans, but also because of Visas
don't know why Navi skipped Astana tho, they attended the last one
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>>2232953
Because everyone who chose Atlanta over Astana is soulless trash, and NAVI is the soullest of them all.
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>>2232946
I knew that but somehow i thought they were aware of tournaments they participate in, they kind of need to know their opponents etc etc
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>>2232959
s1mple is soulless?
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>>2232969
>chose
His bumfuck team wasn't on the short list for Astana, thus he couldn't "choose" them
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>>2232971
Faze is soulless?
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>>2232969
yea
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>>2232975
duh
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>>2232975
Yes
Only Vitality have a pass, they're earning literal gold for this
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Being a faze head is so fucking depressing man. But here I am, cheering until the end (most likely gonna be when karrigan gets axed from the team)
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I will cheer for faze when b0tniggan gets axed
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objectively speaking this is the truth list (don't mind the numbers)
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>>2232665
This has to be a falseflag to slander sp0r0t fans. I mean I hate sp0r0t too but this is a very obvious falseflag. My guess is it's this >>2232668 f0zenigger trying to stir shit up with muh aura muh views.
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>na teams, OG, GL, FUT ,Lynn, BIG
>soul
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>>2232725
50 years and a gorrillion dollars later and failcoons still won't make the list.
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>>2232999
meant for >>2232993
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>>2232984
this. that fat fuck is single handedly decimating whatever tiny fanbase remains
>>2232674
>fat weaboo self identifies with fat hippo
lose weight fatty
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Want to improve at this game but I'm scared to talk and when people talk at me I get really flustered
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>>2233012
just be yourself
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>>2232878
>>2232886
this shit is literally irrelevant and retarded, they stole the term from tennis where it's obvious what it means but also next to impossible to achieve, it requires winning all 4 slams in a calendar year. in cs on the other hand it's some arbitrary number of wins within a certain number of events before someone else does it, only it has to include 1 super elite event, also introduced at random when the criteria had already been met before
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>Chopper, in response to requests to return to Spirit's active roster, said, "I'm a streamer. Period."
it's over
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fazetranny is mad
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>>2233012
no life the game, no life DM, no life comp, watch youtube guides, not all of them obviously but they often have useful shit.

The way to imporve at CS is to just get a feel for the way game works unironically, you unironically need to have a feeling for where the enemy can be and what is a bad play and what is a good play.

in short you just experience
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>>2233015
>already wanting magixx gone
kek
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>>2232993
PassionUA (the org, not the players) is objectively soulless for still larping as Ukrainians even tho they've only got one DEI hire left
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>>2233023
go outside
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>>2233023
>thread dedicated for 1k elo niggers who just want to yap about their life
so why are you here?
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>>2233023
stay inside
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>>2233014
yer mum's a grand slam
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Did vitatroonies cortisol levels finally stabilize?
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>>2233012
get good at headshots, mute comms and bait your teammates, that's what 3/5 of your teammates will be doing usually. zoomies ruined mm ong frfr
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I don't bother with faceit or premier. I'm a 24/7 comp office kind of player.
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>>2232878
HooXi will invoke the spirit of prime Astralis
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>>2233038
sovl
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>>2233038
same but dust 2
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>>2233038
same but casual and retakes
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Now that the dust has settled, something to lighten up the mood. Fresh Niko cope just dropped:
>Niko: just when i start playing well, CS2 gets an update that changes moving and shooting mehanics
KWAB
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>>2233046
when was the last time CS2 changed movement / shooting mechanics?
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>>2233047
last month
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>>2233051
what did they change? i dont remember them changing anything in any meaningful way that would significantly affect / nerf Niko
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>>2233055
well the movement definitely feels more fluid and bhop is back, but i don't know the exact technical details about the update. i didn't hear anyone else complain
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>>2233059
thats what i meant, unless he used de subticked binds which to my knowledge dont work anymore, he should have only improved
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>>2233046
During his last stream before IEM Krakow, Nikola "NiKo" Kovač complained about the changes in CS2. He said that with each new update he has to start practically from scratch, because Valve often changes key mechanics in the game.

"Every time I start playing well, CS2 releases an update that changes something. Either movement, or shooting. It's always like that, literally every time."
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>>2232829
pgl won, fuck esl's garbage format we deserve swiss and 8 team playoffs
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>last shot was on le professor of le land of 0 nobel prizes
kek
stay down thirdie dogs
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>>2233088
rent free forever and ever
no one cares about your team and never will
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>>2233090
Hopefully we get another Rio Library when Professorwoo rapes f0llen into retirement 3-0 =^D
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>>2233093
>vitatroon is an /sp/fag
lol, just go and watch your little goyball game, you clearly do not understand counter strike
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>Gee I wonder why /magog/kwabs hate FVRIA...
>Ohhhhhhh it all makes sense now!
Jews EXPOSED
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>vitality is not viewbott-ACK!
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BROKY MONDAY
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Bros just 10 more youtube comments and this is gonna be FVRIA this year...
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>>2233128
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>>2232993
All Brazilians are sovl by default. Tyloo should also be sovl, chink esports guys are actually great when given the opportunity to display themselves. OG is def not soul, idc if comediaN is now the igl.
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>>2233129
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Just 5 more collages and this is molodoy with yekindar...
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>>2233137
inb4 the obligatory monkey joke regarding the sponsor
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>>2233137
kek bodied that freak
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sweating, chest tight, feel tingly almost out of body
all from solo queuing a comp match
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Just 3 more imports and Brazilian scene is saved
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we knew it then we know it now!
vitatroons love that BJC
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>basedtality
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>>2233165
It all makes a lot more sense when you remember that one of the primary Vitality investors is Indian.
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>tfw indians jooz troonz spazzing out itt
you wil NEVER be a real lovable team EVER.
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>>2233165
Stop the meltdown brother. You're supposed to poke at the vita fags slowly, like how the fazeheads have been doing since budapest. If you go all in you look desperate.
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>>2233173
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look at that fucking hardcore mog
brutal.
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>>2233062
>>2233046
crazy how it only seems to affect him and nobody else's output
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what if sjokz were mean to me?
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brazilbros we are never beating the allegations... even our imports are like us...
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>>2233181
"The game is the reason I'm shit" is actually some 2k premier type cope
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we do NOT care what you jews have to say about anything
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>>2233186
I'd be mad jealous of you
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>>2233178
Honestly I thought your polcelism was annoying but you might be the necessary evil to keep the p00ria monkeys (who are also f0ze/sp0r0t fans) at bay.
>>2233137
>When you get severely raped and gaped in front of a huge crowd so you revert to muh views cope
>>2233139
So fucking based
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>Listen to me, okay? I know exactly what they're going to--ACK!!
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>>2233186
If she were mean to me I'd beat her. Treat people with respect, bitch.
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>>2232980
im not even gay but twistzz has me questioning
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>>2233197
I got love for Yeki but he's been way too arrogant lately, same as that moloboy
I'm glad the 'Woo humbled them
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>>2233203
kek why the fuck would anyone love y0kindar? unless you're from the same shithole like that one greenAKcuckanon
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>>2233112
>100% Jesus
>literally have a Judas in the team who abandoned God Jame at the first sign of trouble
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kek why the fuck would anyone love kwabtality? unless a blasted jew
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because Humblewoo
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>>2233210
they send thirdies into a meltdown, that's based.
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vitajews having a melty over the fucking monkeys lmao cmtsu
>p-pls like me!
thirdie french dogs indeed
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>>2233203
i think people are reading too much into what he said, he probably had some reads on CT side, iirc he said this in the first half of the game, and 5:7 is a good score on inferno, so it probably worked to an extent.
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>>2233121
I'll be sure to either go 24-13 if odds or 4-13 if evens today
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furia 4 event streak was just a filler episode and that's a big fact
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>BOROS leaves JiJieHao
lmao this nigga is too based
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>>2233211
Yes! Our king HumbleWoo shows us the way.
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>>2233213
you lost tranny
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>>2233221
Amenwoo, my fellow Kingwoo follower
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>>2233224
not possible, i'm an american WASP
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>>2233227
the wasp fears the bee
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>>2233227
whiny
ass
sudaca
pedo
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>>2233228
based school skipper
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Zyn it up brehs!
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atlanta has more aura than asstana
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>>2233232
is aura code for black people and rap music
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>>2232725
Zamn FaZe was 2nd for a while? Did not know that. Cool.
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>>2233233
it's code for having goatwoo vs s1mple on lan again vs battle of mid in pisstana
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>>2233122
this is significantly whiter than pooSA and places like Paris or London, for example.
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>>2233232
>atlanta has more aura than asstana
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>>2233239
why did this happen anyway?
atlanta used to be guys like TI and andre3000
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>>2233241
they're just assblasted that france still has a colony in south america kwab
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>>2233240
dem CIA wypipo did done us dirtay bru
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why DID france decide to flood their homeland with millions of west africans anyway?
in the states we did it for slave labor.
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>>2233246
european union shit + nigger tranny lover macron is a traitor to humanity
the puzzling case is bongland that exited this putain union but still decided to import subhumans
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>>2233246
hmmm I wonder why "the french" decided (who asked, was there a referendum? did they get to vote?) to do this, they are always up to some funny business and weird fashion.
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>>2233252
>european union
they started the EU lmao
>macron
it started before him
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never seen someone so obsessed with south america as chikaner
genuine mental illness
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFdyG6JEa0k
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>>2233269
seeing riggi win the wc does shit to a nigga
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Why is this subhuman here
Go back to /pol/
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>>2233274
i thought they were larping
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>>2233271
oh no no no
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>2233281
bro thinks /vm/ has brazilians lmao fr?
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>>2233274
>deleted
ohnononononononononono
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>>2233287
>o algo
>LESS attempts
holy ESL
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>>2233293
i'm white, of course i don't know /int/ memes
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>>2233295
someday you'll look back on your 20s and think
>damn i really shoulda spent more time seething about subhuman sudacas and worshipping jewish frogs on a video game forum instead of going outside
and you'll feel regret
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>>2233303
how the fuck can you make this post?
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>>2233304
cuz i work from home lol
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>>2233305
are you retarded?
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>>2233306
meant for >>2233293
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to whoever started posting cs threads in sp kill yourself
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>>2233309
that guy might be dead by now, the first cs thread on /sp/ was like 2 decades ago
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>>2233309
niko posting is a tradition
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>>2233309
sybau
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>>2233313
kill yourself
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I cant wait for cluj so I can start on another tranny porn jerk off streak

FAZE UP
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>>2233309
Honestly I hated him too but the views and aurafag is 10x more insufferable so I choose the lesser of the 2 evils.
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>>2233315
t.niko
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>>2233317
those are at least talking about cs
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dreaming of sjokz
one day I'll say hi to a pretty woman like her and she'll be a nerd too i won't be excruciatingly shy about it
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>>2233321
Their spam about youtube view counts is 10x worse than whatever polcelism the /sp/fag posts. You can't in good faith say that it's CS related. It's pure unfettered autism.
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>>2233322
bodycount higher than a Tijuana hooker
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>>2233322
Pretty women like her are never nerds, unless they're heavily autistic. Women like her only care about sex, attention (from chad) and money. You have much to learn about this world young'n.
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>>2233329
I'm over 30 and mildly autistic
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i wonder what my jitter looks like to other players
will they fix it
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>>2233333
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>>2233330
30? Were you born just yesterday? Keep your chin up lilbro.
>>2233333
Thank god this post didn't go to the viewsnig. Czeched.
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Is premier really infested with cheaters as people say? A lot of the complaining seems to be cope
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[ MISC ]

Localization code and text changes.
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>>2233413
only at the highest elo lobbies, trust factor and region play a big role as well. It's always been a problem but also tons of cope
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>>2233462
HUGE

CACHE IS COMING
NEW CASE
NEW KNIFE
NEW GLOVES
AK-47 DRAGON LORE
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>>2233413
You either get no cheats or a guy using wh openly on some burner account. Rarely you get a guy trying to look legit.
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>>2233467
>>2233464
I see. I always found it weird because if you look at plebbit and the steam forums its non stop cope posts about cheaters and how the game is unplayable.
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ShartLadder had issues at the beginning, but the overall theme was kino, the drummers, the walkouts, the music, the stage shaped like a ring, etc.

IEM was cringe with their dubstep and lol inspired shit.
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FaZe will break the viewership record in Cluj. I can feel it in my bones.
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>>2233529
Are you sure you're not just feeling a tranny's boner in your ass?
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>>2233505
>ShartLadder had issues at the beginning
i don't remember any issues except the very first day of Stage 1 (which didn't have that interesting teams anyway). IEM had some weird visual effects and shit like HUD freezing randomly mid round. overall, not too important for either event.
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>>2233471
I'm a cs2 hater but there were absolutely more cheaters, or at the very least blatant cheaters in csgo than in cs2. the r*dditor just took the fact that the premier leaderboard was infested with obvious cheats that that would follow that the majority of players were cheating, even in their 8k elo lobbies.

I wanted to see if there was anything to it and was reviewing my own games for a long time and I think I might have found one guy that I could say beyond a reasonable doubt was cheating. In csgo getting a guy rage walling or spinning wasn't even that rare as I recall it.
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>>2233555
People are just fucking delusional with the rose-tinted view on CSGO
There were fuck all "muh operations" in CSGO, nobody played all that trash like Danger Zone, VAC didn't work for shit, dogshit 3rd world internet is not the game's fault, "fps boosting" configs always existed, and changing the meta is good.
I don't often agree with RL the tranny lover, but he's right that cs2 community is the worst out there
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>>2233471
A big problem is the game itself. You get killed behind walls and peeks always seem desynced as fuck in this game. There are cheaters, but most of the time it's just people crying about someone being better and it getting exacerbated by subtick/Source2 being wonky.
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>>2233572
i think a lot of newer people to cs don't understand that the 5v5 game IS the content, but i still get it's fun when new shit gets added even though within a week people stop caring and queue up mirage
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>>2233596
I get that 5v5 is the main thing now but Valve should embrace the community servers. Have the community server button as big as the Premier/Comp buttons or something like that.
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>>2233413
EU = infested shithole (streamers have cheater counters lul)
NA = relatively free of cheaters (variety streamers playing once a century get 26k rating lul)
OC = dead or chinks
ME = dead or playing in EU
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>>2233572
>>2233555
csgo was much better than cs2, if you play csgo right after playing cs2 you will notice that it feels really good, spraying and everything is so much better.
cs2 optimization is pure shit, it makes many cpus overheat
the cheaters is also even worse, in csgo i have never meet a person in the warmup servers cheating, in cs2 i have seen many retards with expensive skins reacting faster than m0nesy with adderall and also transferring the spray through walls that if you dont use the x ray in the spectator mode to see how perfect their transfers are through walls you wont notice that they are toggling. meanwhile in csgo i used to see spinbots but they were ridiculously blatant that you just mass reported them and they were kicked
also the map is so fucking bright that having a white or light crosshair is basically playing with no crosshair. and if you reduce the brightness of the game the crosshair also reduces it not helping at all in its visibility.
the only good thing about cs2 is the smokes, the graphics and nothing else. fucking trash game every pro should stop playing that shit for at least 1 month and im sure valve would hurry the fuck up to at least fix the gameplay.
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so
animgraph2
whatever happened there
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>>2233635
deadlock
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muh fix le game
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>>2233640
deadlock is great you guys should play it and just watch cs esports
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btw vac live might as well not exist, you only ever get caught with it if have insane KD or really high kill count (like 40 or 50) and if you do get caught its 2 weeks cooldown
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for me, i just play the game and try not to have any opinions on how it is, because it's pointless
same with every game. if I don't like it I just don't play, there's no reason to discuss stuff like balance or design decisions because it won't change anything
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>>2233648
kys tranny
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>>2233651
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>>2233630
the only cheaters in warmup server in NA at least are people that join for a few minutes to test their cheats, it's just a lot of no life aim gods that know the timing of every spawn and angle
t. no life deathmatcher
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>>2233650
>if I don't like it I just don't play, there's no reason to discuss stuff like balance or design decisions because it won't change anything
this is generally wise but they still listen to feedback if enough people talk about it and agree it makes sense
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>>2233654
i bet i can join EU DM lobby right now and it will have a couple of bots
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>>2233661
ok lmao i did and i was the only real player until someone else joined, then i started spectating bots and they somehow know you spectate them so they either disconnect or stop moving immediately. Eventually all bots stopped moving and just disconnected.
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>>2233703
>not moloboy
missed opportunity
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>>2233703
She sounds 16 I am out.
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>You want a villain? We'll give you a villain.
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. . . . . .
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>>2233752
Jimmy needs proper haircut ngl
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>>2233755
ZAAAAAAAAMN SHE'S BRI'ISH?
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>>2233755
kek makeup really turns a 4 into a 7 huh?
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is we going back to teamspeak
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most likely
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>>2233858
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>>2233843
never left
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>>2233843
>going back
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new viewership record just dropped
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>>2233912
oh no no no f0zetrannies how will we cope? quick, goon one out!
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thanks for letting us know
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>>2233929
4 days
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ropz exit interview after confirming Vitality's status as the best team in CS history:
hello would you like to go back to fat fuck karrigan?
>yes I hate winning
how do you feel about vitality
>I wish there were more youtube views
say a couple of things about zywoo
>man shitky midky baldky just has more aura
your final thoughts please
>I hate winning and getting a salary and having proper management and not being miserable and being IGLed by someone not washed and retarded, I wish I'd be back in faze and never competing for trophies
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>>2233958
ropz is looking balder every day. I hope he didn't get infected by XTQZZZ.
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>>2233958
imagine heavygod or snax sitting on the trophy
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karrigan exit interview after confirming FaZe's status as the measuring stick for tier-2 teams to get into tier-1.5:
hello why is shitky still on the team?
>heljvis is definitely not frauded he had a lifegame remember
how does it feel going from major favorites to major dark horse to major fluke in the span of 2 years?
>muh ropz
why did you backstab rain?
>corncobbb is the future
why did you backstab elige?
>f-faze magic
what's next for you?
>major will be our exam but we're flunking it
any parting words for the fans before you're asked to leave by twistzz and frozen?
>polska gurom
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>>2233858
>a picture says a thousand words
>>2233958
>>2233979
>a vitatroon says 1000 words
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>>2233991
Sorry, I forgot faze fans are famously the most illiterate :0
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So why is every single AWPer that was good in CSGO complete shit now, except for zywoo?
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>>2233994
economy, constant forcebuys, deagle, awp is shit
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>>2233994
New movement animations throw a lot of old AWPers off.
ZywOo, m0NESY, sh1ro are just highly adaptable freaks of nature.
molodoy is the first of many CS2 rookies that will eventually replace rigid bots like SunPayus, broky, woxic...
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>>2234003
one thing ive noticed "new" era awpers do is double zoom just before the kill, something that uncs never do, could dogshit animations be the reason for that? ive wondered about it for awhile
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>>2233912
it's genuinely fake, a couple of the russian speaking streamers viewbot like crazy during costreams, like strogo with 150k+ viewers has a dead chat. same with the last major, gaules supposedly had a 330k peak on kick of all platforms, yeah right as if that's legit.
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>>2234020
Kick numbers are legit, they turn off monetization if they detect viewbots
But it's true for RU streamers, they're all on Twitch where that shit is encouraged, so you can expect Astana to promptly take the title of the most viewed non-major tournament of all time.
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>>2234022
>Kick numbers are legit
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>>2234020
This should be public knowledge, its not a couple, its all of them.
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>>2234022
maybe that's the case under normal circumstances, but they're incentivized to boost their esports viewing numbers in ganes that they are heavily involved in. I saw lots of random costreamers I'd never heard of speaking all kinds of languages sitting on 10k minimum at all times during the major
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https://www.hltv.org/events/8909/iem-atlanta-2026-closed-qualifier

this thing is live, og vs fnatic in 1 hour could be interesting
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>>2233994
subtick, by the time the awper reacts to a peek the peeker's bullet already got timestamped and that's why it looks like a driveby from the awper's pov but for the other guy the awper is just sitting there like a retard. And no idk why the same can't be said for the awper's shot being timestamped first because I just made all this up
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>>2233752
STANDING
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>>2234042
i will always say there is something wrong with CS2 awp
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>>2233994
all the changes that came with cs2 are bad for awpers to get very confident with it. the mr12 is a huge factor too. But the biggest csgo awpers who at least weren't washed at the end of csgo, still adapted well to cs2. I mean zywoo, money and shiro are the elite awpers who stayed great, now there is molodoy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk0sQtbJWl0
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>>2233572
maybe cs2 should run on cpus that arent 7800x3d if they want people to not call it horrible
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>>2234093
It broke my heart when Professorwoo said that he lost himself last season... It's a joy to see him back to being on top of the world!!
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>>2234094
I run CS2 on an FX-8350. Low details but no upscaling at ~150fps.
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>>2234099
BLASTVISION are gonna secure Stage 3 spot here after winning it over zootality
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>>2234096
then you boot up anything that isnt mirage or dust2 or deathmatch and it drops to 80
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>>2234102
Nope. Over 100 fps on all official maps only the terribly optimised community maps have my fps suffering. But since I'm playing 1080p on a 75hz monitor I couldn't care less as long my fps are above that.
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>>2234105
ok you nigger could've started with that your game always looks laggy obviously you dont feel anything
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>>2234107
The human eye can't see above 30 fps anyway thougheverbeit...
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>>2234107
Seriously though if my almost 14 year old CPU which was mediocre at the time can still handle CS2 you're doing something wrong with your system.
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>>2234105
>I'm playing 1080p on a 75hz monitor
Have you ever thought about improving your quality of life? 300, well okay, 240hz in MINIMUM bra...
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>>2234139
you cant feel the fps drops man you aren't handling cs2 well
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>>2234105
you do realize that you will feel and benefit from 300 fps even if you have 60 hz right?
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>>2234139
I have an i5 9400f and it runs above 100 fps but it keeps an avg temp of 80c and if left prolongued it can reach 100c (max temp) i have no thermal paste but it shouldnt be a problem.
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>>2234141
>Have you ever thought about improving your quality of life?
Sure. I've been think about getting a nice 1440p ultrawide for which I'd need a beefier PC to drive but with the current hardware prices and no urgent need to upgrade I'll stick with what I've got. Spending $2k for a couple more premier points is kinda retarded.

>>2234145
>i have no thermal paste
Why cheap out on $5 and run into thermal throttle ranges?
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>>2234146
1440p ultrawide is closer to 4k in pixel count iirc (3440x1440), regular 1440p already kills your FPS, you will need to upgrade your whole PC and you WONT be getting any premier points, if anything you will start playing worse.
It is however sexy af
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>>2234143
Forgot to reply to you. I had that issue, switch to W10 LTSC and my fps have been incredibly consistent since.
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>>2234149
>you will need to upgrade your whole PC
No shit nigga. Any modern component would run into insane bottlenecks. That's why I said I'd be spending 2k at a bare minimum.
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Rescope on AWP after shot: y/n?
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depends
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>>2234175
Nah. You can just press the scope button while chambering the next round and you scope back in just as fast when you need it
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>>2233958
KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB!!!!!!!
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>>2233991
Why are you f0zetrannies even malding about v0tality? Your competition is gaymerlegion, v0tality is leagues ahead of you. Let the sp0r0t and p00ria fags seethe about them, you concentrate on beating gaymerlegion and 3DMIN first.
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>>2234184
Can't speak for them I'd wager its part ropz 'betraying' them and part Vitality being seen as determent to the esport as a whole.
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>yet another thread talking about faze for 1500 posts
cool cool
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>>2234197
*f0ze sweaty
and it's you stupid niggers starting it >>2233858
don't act coy
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Anyone got those 2 infographics that were posted a couple of threads ago showing 1. Vitality was the most viewed team and 2. Faze was below Mouz in viewership numbers? I forgot to save them.
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>>2233958
>>I wish there were more youtube views
vita trannies will never recover from the youtube views meme
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>it's just a meme bro I'm totally not coping right now
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this murders fattigan
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>>2234211
yikes
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lads you can cry all you want you will NEVER. EVER. break 100k views
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>>2234211
>noo by fat brother passed away give me the major nooo!!!!! :(((
kek what a bitch
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>>2234211
last time this fat fuck felt any passion
now he's just laughing in major finals while getting assraped by ropz because he knows everything is a fluke and faze are a complete joke
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Just gonna leave these here
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f0zeniggas' only cope is literally lying, they don't have viewers or fans either

>0 views
>0 fans
>0 bitches
>0 trophies
>0 magic
>0 aura
kwab! Worst team OAT.
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>>2234221
less than MOUZ?
KEKIPOOPY LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>2234221
>play the most games
>still dont get the most views
CULTURAL IMPACT = -100000
Zysissies.... we are FUCKED
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>>2234218
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>>2234218
I wish ALL orgs focused more on players showing personality and entertaining outside of just playing CS. It's hard to get invested in robots playing good CS.
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>>2234225
>>2234227
refer to: >>2231630
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>>2234223
vita played in like twice the amount of maps so to get a TRUE and HONEST rating we need to half all the vita numbers and double the faze numbers
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>>2234230
on strings
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>Be raped and gaped f0ze team
>Get raped and gaped by nonamers, early exit
>wE nEeD tO dOuBlE tHe f0Ze NuMbERs!!!!!
kEKAROO ISTG f0zeniggas need to be institutionalized
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>2234237
No one knows what this gif is about autist, you spamming it in every thread means nothing.
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>>2234239
on fuckin strings laaaad
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>>2234230
No try to make an actual argument. Only a small part of CS fans are the elitists that tune in for the best CS possible, the rest is there for the drama and to follow their favorite player/org. And for that you need to be genuinely interesting in one way or another, the only exception to that rule is Faker.
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>2234241
Live view of this autist
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>>2234244
i can help you set up a view bot for the vita vids if this bothers you so much homie
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>>2234242
Here's my actual argument, bitch: >>2234221 >>2234223

Also interesting way of coming out as a woman.
>muh drama
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>>2234248
No need unc, you could pay some people to go cheer for f0ze in arenas though: >>2234221 >>2234223

Oh wait I forgot f0ze doesn't make it to the arenas, they get eliminated by teams like eyeballers :(
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dont worry guys, the french anons having a meltie will surrender in a thread or 2 its inevitable
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kek f0zecucks think I'm french kwab
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faze is a nigger org owned by niggers and watched by niggers
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Me personally i am israelichad so i root for Vitality. Shalom my brothers.
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>>2234252
No try to make an actual argument.
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>>2234256
*wiggers
its owned, operated and enjoyed by wiggers. thats why they have the so much swag
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>>2234261
i dont have any arguments though i just like watching that one guy have a meltie
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>>2234249
Okay and? Now imagine if the esport were to actually have much more invested fans? Imagine were the viewership could go to.

>Also interesting way of coming out as a woman.
Wow we got a big boy itt!
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Me personally i am somalichad so i root for Faze.

#ILoveMySister #FazeUp
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>>2234265
The meltie in question: >>2233858
>>2234266
>we
go back
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>>2234262
this guy owned faze until he saw it was so shit he just dumped everything
faze is lower than niggers
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teams that got won a lan tournament since faze clan's chengdu fluke:
>vitality
>mouz
>falcons
>spirit
>parivision
>legacy
>flyquest
>3dmax
>navi
>g2
>mongolz
>aurora
>mibr
>tyloo
>betboom
>og
>fnatic
>fut
>bestia
>passion ua
>mouz nxt
>the huns
>rare atom
>big equipa
>furia female
>heroic
>nemiga
>complexity
>imperial female
>ence
>sharks
>m80
>semperfi
>alliance
>mana esports
>9ine
>flame sharks
>bravado gaming
>imperial
>kolesie
>ecstatic
>spirit academy
>fluxo
>500
>red canids
>arcred
>metizport
>oddik
>rush b
>big
>egoisto
>mix52
>k27
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Some teams are charismatic to the point of being lightning rods for anything they do. FaZe is one of those teams. They bomb out of tournaments but yet people still talk about them daily, even while vitality is having an even stronger era than Astralis. Cult of Personality really does fit them.
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>>2234239
can't imagine telling on myself like this baka my head fr
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>>2234273
kek what a shit org
>>2234275
lel retard how many times are you going to trying to force this meme? you keep bringing them up >>2233858
ain't no one wanna talk about this shit dead team hahahaaha

also muh charisma is complete cope, no one charismatic is left on f0ze
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>>2234272
>faze was co owned by a literal murderer
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>>2234265
idk man looks like f0zeposting really buckbroke some of y'all and now you have daily melties
>2234278
I know you're autistic but try to develop some self awareness.
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>>2234275
humiliation fetish
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>>2234282
>No, Snoop Dogg is not a murderer. While he was charged with first-degree murder in 1993 in connection with the shooting death of Philip Woldemariam, he was acquitted of all charges in 1996. His bodyguard, McKinley Lee, fired the fatal shots in what was argued as self-defense, and a jury cleared both men.
kek just like all f0ze lies trying to glorify this shit team, this too was a lie
>>2234285
holy fucking aura he can smell the fear as his opponents cower behind walls

truly the goat
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remember when faze decided to enter the nasdaq?
what an humiliation, just worthless penny stock now
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>>2234287
I would point out that f0ze clan and f0ze esports are separate

but clearly the f0zeniggas itt and riding the glory days of f0ze clan from a decade ago so fuck them hahahaaha
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>>2234286
>His bodyguard, McKinley Lee, fired the fatal shots in what was argued as self-defense, and a jury cleared both men.
He killed a guy and he beat the case? get him on the board NOW!
>>2234287
>Faze is bad because um,,, the stock price!!! No dont look at my teams youtube views!!!!
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>cares more about youtube views than making it past the group stage, let alone winning trophies or the stock price plummeting and the org going under
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>>2234287
Bro every single esports org is in the business of losing money. FaZe was just the most visible due to the stock.
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>>2234290
if your youtube views are so good then how come you can only afford jcob?
you aren't gonna win anything this year, just like last year, nigger
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>>2234294
>>2234296
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>>2234295
except vitality is profitable lmao
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>>2234296
It's just some low iq nigger baiting for (you)s at this point. He's shitting up the thread but I think it's best to just ignore him now. Let him keep talking to the walls.
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>>2234300
Are they though? I did a quick google search and couldn't find any numbers.
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>>2234310
kek this one never gets old
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>>2234053
There is certainly something wrong with wall bang calculations when the geometry is wonky
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>>2234308
Yeah okay then G2 is also a sustainable esports org because the also managed to flip some shitcoin. I obviously mean the teams themselves and anything directly adjacent are a money losing business for almost all teams. The only exceptions are probably orgs like HEROIC who somehow regularly flip players for absurd payouts.

I found this article from late 23 btw. Should illustrate a lot of the problems.
https://www.sheepesports.com/en/all/articles/vitality-le-cout-de-la-performance/en
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>>2234273
wow
any serious org would have benched karrigan., ah yes the major final rapes is what gives him a job lmao
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the CEO of PGL is connected to the romanian intelligence agency
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>100+ post in the past hour of pure faze asshurt

thats my clan, my faze clan
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>>2234322
if this is real please post source im very interested
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>>2234275
>They bomb out of tournaments but yet people still talk about them daily
one autist spamming like an attention whore isn't "talking"
for every big team with a fanbase in CS that was in Krakow i have seen post match discussion in this general where people talked about their performance, players, potential changes for the future, etc. i honestly don't remember any Faze discussion after getting destroyed by Mouz except people making fun of them. the most i've seen is someone posting karrigan's gf instagram story of him grinding late night CS a couple of days later and that's that.
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>>2234326
The autist in question: >>2234323

This autist keeps making retarded posts and when people reply he goes

>heh look at all these people talking about f0ze now that's real aura real youtube views
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>>2234326
>one autist spamming faze
>200+ f0ze posts follow up
cultural impact
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>>2234326
vita trannies constantly bring up faze for some reason. i think its cos karrigan gets more youtube views than them. ropz should just ask him for algorithm advice im sure karrigan wouldnt mind helping them out like that
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>>2234329
>bring up f-ze for some reason

gee I wonder what the reason could be you fucking inbred piece of shit >>2233858
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im new to the thread and CS in general. do the vitality fans know that youtube views dont mean anything? who cares if you dont have alot of fans? you still have all the trophies is that not enough?
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shan't reply to your shit bait nigger
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>>2234332
woah cool down there buddy. it's just a silly meme, you shouldnt be so personally invested in the amount of views your fav team gets. besides, its not like vita are spending alot of money on videographers and editors :^)
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>>2234334
apparently not since everytime it gets brought up they get ass blasted
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>>2234336
but u just did :D
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Thread really went to shit thanks to the f0zenigger.

>inb4 that's muh cultural impact

kys
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Us Mouzchads are cool, calm and collected.
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>>2234341
they thought they were the top dogs of counter strike, it's been 4 years now.
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>>2234341
>1 nigga posts some shitty ropz meme
>200 niggas meltdown and reply to him for hours
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nobody cares about faze more than frenchies, NOBODY
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>>2234328
that's exactly what i'm saying, this is NOT cultural impact, this is just shitflinging and people ragebating each other, nobody recognizes this as anything meaningful

while in reality, when Faze got eliminated they were interesting for 5 minutes after the game and then everyone moved on fast, there was not even a surprise about them getting rekt by Mouz, it was a reaction like they're some tier 2 team like FUT or whatever who reached their hard limit in a big tournament and that's it.
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>>2234341
next time when a real faze nigga talks, know your role, shut your white ass up and LISTEN honkey
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>>2234334
we don't care but making fun of fazefags because the only thing they have is their player vlogs views (nobody wants to watch them play in tournaments because they are awful) is fun
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Wow, and the faze posting continues. Zypoo could never.
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>>2234349
>we don't care
i refer you to the following:
>>2234211
>>2234212
>>2234250
>>2234273
>>2234286 (this honkey fact checking some shit i made up lol)
>>2234287
>>2234294
>>2234296
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You will never have a loving family, f0zeautist. This is the only social interaction (you) get. You will die alone, a virgin.
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sad but true for a lot of faze fans
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>>2234359
i live with my wife im just sick off work today
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>>2234358
oooo someone's havin a lil meltie
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>>2234363
how many yous are in that list homie be fr
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>fact checked the f0zecuck so hard he had a meltie
kwab!
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>>2234361
does your wife spend his days off obsessing over another team too?
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Does anyone know where I can find some vitality vlogs? I'm a big zywoo fan but I cant seem to find any vlogs on youtube, maybe they arent getting enough views to get into the algorithm?
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>>2234325
it's not real, there is no such thing as "romanian intelligence"
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>>2234369
she spends her days obsessing over melanin-rich gentlemen
#fazeup
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>damn, that's a lot of new posts despite nogaems going on right now, I wonder what's happening
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>obsessing over melanin-rich gentlemen
why do vitality fans bring up stuff like this outta nowhere? reflections on the current state of france maybe?
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>>2234379
the usual faze meltdown of the week
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>>2234379
>nogaems
atlanta qualifier, CHADBOOM up 1-0 on shitence
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my wife's boyfriend is pro-spirit but it's okay because she always comes back to me at the end of the day
#fazeup
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>>2234325

He started business in 90's Romania and the only people that had capital to do things in those times were glow in the dark people. His first registered firm was in 1994 when he was 18, which is odd. Probably daddy's money, which is standard practice for those kind of people to bring in their family in their shady business.
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>could have had a discussion about esports finances
>niggas would rather fling shit at each other over views
Sad state of the thread
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>>2234378
>>2234385
kwab f0zeniggers are such cucks just like the team

must be a humiliation fetish
>>2234387
*nigga - singular
there is only one f0zeautist obsessed with youtube views
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>>2234387
conflict is the only way to start discussion when your team has no fans. a shame they don't just fuck off.
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>>2234389
>*nigga - singular
Cmon man. You're doing the entire FaZe has no trophies act in response.
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>>2234390
>they
vita has one fan here, and he's obsessed with shitting on faze lmao
anti-semite chads have multiple posters thoughever
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>>2234387
I looked up vita financials and could only find one article from sheepesports (not the most reputable but whatever) https://www.sheepesports.com/en/all/articles/vitality-le-cout-de-la-performance/en
article is from 2022 so things could be differnet now but looks like vita are doing okay money wise, still in the red but not as in the red as other orgs.
i was listening the four horseman podcast with the gen.g ceo and he was saying how esports itself makes them basically no money and most of their profits come from a gaming academy they run, which by the sounds of it isnt even directly esports as theres kids there doing roblox courses. if we didnt have the saudi money we'd be back to way smaller lans like pre 2016 dreamhacks. the issue is players are now used to MASSIVLEY inflated salaries, which theyre never going to go back on, so were in a state of constantly needing new investors to support player salaries.
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>>2234393
>FaZe has no trophies
#Factual
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>>2234399
>Vitality has no fans
#Factual
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WE /CURL/ NOW
>>>/sp/153376179
>>>/sp/153376159
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>>2234398
they can recap all of that if they just pull out of horrid trash that is LEC
their management there is clearly braindead and karmine corp is the french org anyway, there's no point in sticking around
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>>2234404
>if they just pull out of horrid trash that is LEC
couldn't have put it better myself. riot are HORRIFIC business partners. the issue is vita would have to sell their spot and LEC is fuckin dying so no ones gonna buy it without vita taking a huge loss. i think in general esports needs to down scale until we are atleast breaking even but players, talent, staff and execs are not going to want to take that pay cut
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>>2234405
But not all hope is lost, team kwabtality, I am coming, FOR YOU!
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>>2234405
i remember being 20, good times
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>>2234398
>I looked up vita financials and could only find one article from sheepesports
Bro I posted that article earlier and got no (You)s :( Also it's from Decemeber 23 so should still be fairly up to date.

>i was listening the four horseman podcast
Based. Best podcast in the biz.

>>2234404
To be fair Vitality's League team is horribly missmanaged. As far as I know (from hearsay in podcasts) they pay outrageous salaries, have fuck all results and have horrible player churn. That coupled with employment laws in Germany favoring benched players is a recipe for burning money.

> there's no point in sticking around
The slot itself is still an asset that needs a buyer before fucking off. But their team this year seems to imply they're still hellbent on forcing results.
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>>2234407
>>2234412
NAVI were dumb enough to bail out Rogue, I am sure there's always a sucker around to buy it. It's gonna cost like $18M but at this point it's far better than this bleeding
I'd seriously understand if they were alone there for the French scene, but they're Virtus.pro to Karmine Corp's Team Spirit.
What a mess.
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>>2234400
But I am a fan. Therefore you are wrong. Consider seppuku.
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This money talke got me to check other Vitality esports rosters and I just realized Jamppi (RIP) plays for Vitality's Valorant team. Valveniggers done him dirty, he was legitimately talented.
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>>2234412
>Bro I posted that article earlier and got no (You)s
sorry brother i would have seen it if that vita guy wasnt sperging out
>The slot itself is still an asset
it's a depreciating asset kek, unless riot end up buying the league out which they wont do. riot has nothing like the major stickers which pay the teams (although i think they contribute to player salary? maybe im lying im sure someone here knows) so theres such little revenue generated from being in a riot esport its basically just an ad for your brand and considering how much the slot is going to cost and the player salaries will cost its a fat investment for an advert in a league that is losing viewers year on year
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>>2234285
it's very funny watching people lose their minds about something like this or a halfwall or pit wallbang on inferno especially, since it's really only 1 spot they will tuck into there. that kinda shit was a twice a half occurrence in the superior game (1.6) with much wilder ones that required insane predictions to pull off happening regularly
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>>2234422
>riot has nothing like the major stickers which pay the teams
They are sharing revenue from esports sales, that being tickets, skins, battle passes etc.
I severely doubt it's anywhere close to 20 millions even in the long-run, but it is what it is.
Maybe NeO, in his 3 picoseconds of clarity in-between coke lines, will realize that selling the spot to Caedrel's Los Ratones is the best move of the century...
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https://www.rocketleague.com/en/news/major-2-of-rlcs-2026-set-for-paris-tickets-available-starting-february-11

So Vitality Zen (the Zywoo of Rocket League) who also happens to be French and playing for Vitality will win the Rocket League major in Paris, just like GodWoo did back in 2023. Such is the divine mandate.
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>>2234416
>NAVI were dumb enough to bail out Rogue
Holistically it's a great thing that the cumstain of an org that is Rouge finally fucked off from the league. I haven't actively been keeping up with LEC but they seem to be doing very well. Navi is a well enough run org that I'd expect them to actually have a plan on how to not end up losing money with this move.

>but they're Virtus.pro to Karmine Corp's Team Spirit
KC showed up late to the LEC but you're right. Although even KC who have a rabid fan base others could only dream of is apparently still losing money.

>>2234422
>although i think they contribute to player salary?
They used to to in the very very very early days of pro LoL.

>>2234432
>They are sharing revenue from esports sales, that being tickets, skins, battle passes etc.
The only notable revenue source are the worlds skins which only as single team can get per year. Other things like icons barely do anything.
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>>2234440
>KC showed up late to the LEC but you're right
Kind of like Spirit showed up late to tier-1 CS and still swept all RU fanbase lolol
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>>2234445
It's a bit different imo. Spirit's popularity is 100% reliant on donk while KC is a more grassroots org that gained fans from local success, caliste and Kameto as a big streamer personality behind them.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogS-Nn1NVqg
sunpapi sounds so fucking hot when he speaks spanish
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>>2234447
it was a combination of 3 things, the war, s1mple quitting CS2 and donk. if the first two didn't happen Spirit would be popular because of donk but Navi and s1mple would still firmly be the most supported team in Russia.
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>>2234467
SunPapi got my bussy all wet OwO
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>>2234150
>switch to W10 LTSC
man if you're going this far, you may as well try linux. unless you play faceit
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#FazeUp
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why does GODwoo trigger thirdies so hard lads
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all I remember is a big L for faze
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f0zecuckcope continues
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>>2234539
>history
current most entertaining teams are Spirit and PARIVISION
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>>2234539
yeah we got the hint
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>>2234561
More like ancient history. F0ze hasn't been entertaining since 2022 maybe. All the good parts - Rain, Ropz, schizo Broky - are gone.
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Can LANs comeback so we don't have to hear about Faze again please?
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>>2234582
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>1 sperg posts about faze
>7 posts follow
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>lolcow bragging about being a lolcow
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>>2234539
machine said it best
unbelievable faze magic
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the f0ze magic in question:
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>>2234582
kek
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Hail FaZe
Hang Traitors
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holy aura
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Magnus is BTFOing the falcons
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>>2234624
they sure exit big tournaments fast though
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there should be a summer esport olympics and 1.6, GO and cs2 should all be at it
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>>2234624
>declare chess an esport
>don't sign the best player ahead of time
Saudis sure are retarded uh?
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>>2234624
It's kind of stupid how this guy is just incapable of ever losing
What's even the point of signing all those other shitters when they will NEVER win if this guy participates? It's not like "oh he wins 90% of tournaments but these guys have fluked past" but rather 100% winrate
tf?
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>>2234609
you're portuguese/brazilian

simmer down monkey
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>>2234624
Chadnus hardcarrying Godquid
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>>2234614
powerful
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>>2234614
>that blast trophy on the wrong side
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>>2234614
>less Esports Awards won than Richard Lewis
holy cringe
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>>2234645
fewer
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>>2234614
>aura
>shit layout and trophies facing the wrong way
more like auraless
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>>2234647
Okay grammar nazi
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>>2234614
>So nonchalant they don't even care which way the trophy faces because ultimately it doesn't matter all that matters is that they have the trophy
SO MUCH AURA!!!! SO FUCKING BASED!!!!
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>>2234652
they don't bother because they know more are coming, correct
that's not a worry for faze clan KEK!
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>>2234655
KWab!!!!
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Seriously though, the BLAST trophies look so ass. ESL knows how to make a trophy.
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>>2234657
my favourite major trophy is the one faze won. some art deco vibe to it.
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>>2234655
>talk about vitality
>bring up faze out of nowhere
truly buckbroken
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>>2234657
I think those ESL dining plates are actually worse than current BLAST big pyramids
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>>2234665
I liked that trophy
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>>2234660
IEM Rio trophy clears

>>2234665
ESL is German and these kinds of "bowls" are fairly common as a trophy or memorabilia here.
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>>2234662
watch out, he might respond to himself again
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>>2234690
f0zenigs are so tarded they can't even read timestamps
kek
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is faze clan the parent org of vitality or sum
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each time vitality win something with ropz is an humiliation ritual for fazecucks
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this magog war of attrition between faze and vitality is reaching unprecedented levels of cringe and self fagging never before seen
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>>2234724
not really much of a war if a single ropz meme had lil pup in a meltie for 12 hours
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>>2234724
more like kicking faze while they are down
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>PUA + Senzu
Oh nononononononoo
bwahahhahahahhaa
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>>2234752
Source?
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>>2234752
Boy I hope pua management is ready for that upcoming ESIC ban on this niggas head lol
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eyeballers have got to fucking lock in for these qualifiers I NEED a bobeksde sticker to finish my AK craft
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>>2234777 (Checked)
Trust in JW
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>>2234752
that's an insane upgrade if true, don't see what's funny. they say he will replace nix
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>>2234752
-hallzerk +try as well, it seems
Damn they're cooking cooking, kinda look forward to see how it works.
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>>2234793
lol someone asked in one of the previous threads was there ever a team from all 5 continents, i think this is the closest you'll ever get from a top team
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>>2234724
not really much of a war if every time Vitality win something f0zecucks have unprecedented levels of seething melties of Ropz leaving that dead org for a real bull team
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>>2234801
KWAB read my mind perfectly
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>>2234797
Well that does count as all REGIONS
Americas, Europe and Asia + Wildcard Africa
Maybe they'll replace Kvem with Vexite and it'll truly be Mr. Internationals
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>>2234801
>>2234802
>>2234805
same fagging
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>>2234793
>-hallzerk
G2CHADS, OUR TIME HAS FINALLY COME. WE ARE GOING TO WIN SO MUCH, YOU'LL BE LIKE NO MR. PRESIDENT ENOUGH I'M TIRED OF WINNING AND THEN WE'LL WIN SOME MORE!!!!
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>2234807
lil pup's boiling rage meltie makes him unable to see the timestamps kwaf
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>>2234724
>between faze and vitality
it's one guy sperging out over faze anytime someone mentions vitality lol
according to him, literally everyone here is a faze fan
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>>2234831
das rite
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>>2234724
>reaching
It's at the same level as it began.
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>timestamps
>so far into the bit that he's pretending to be new
it's certainly something
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i think top team with the highest floor will win Cluj, so either we're getting Vita-Furia again or some underdog nobody pays attention to prepped really well and will make a meme run, like Navi or G2

Mouz and Spirit i just can't see winning, i feel they are being figured out already. apex said after the semis that G2 looked like better than Mouz in his opinion but "trolled too much" kek. and Falcons are even worse than these two.
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>>2234850
>make a meme run, like Navi or G2
and faze
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>>2234831
well desu, faze was the default clan to root for here. but their results were so shit that their fans became very bitter.
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>>2234850
>>Mouz and Spirit i just can't see winning, i feel they are being figured out already
Spirit got figured out 2 years ago desu.
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fnatic 0-13 K27
what should they do?
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https://www.hltv.org/matches/2390139/passion-ua-vs-sportsbetexpert-iem-atlanta-2026-americas-closed-qualifier
huge
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100T project is dead on arrival. Not buying a VRS core consigned them to grinding t3 and they don't know it yet because gypsyoso sold them some fairytale about how they'll just min/max their way to t1 (with that roster lmao) like they already paid for the buffet and nothing could ever get in the way of them loading their plate full of VRS points. When they bomb out of their first event there's gonna be egg on everyone's faces and piss in their pants.
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>>2234874
clearly they need to kick krimz/maden and get more Ukrainians
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUscno0-stw
kek donk got so tilted he wished death on this dudes family
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN8n9OOZUPU
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33 days till we see donk in a lan. what did hally mean by this?
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>>2235014
iirc they thought everyone important was also skipping and didn't find out til later that they were going lol
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>>2234874
Bring back Sexter
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>>2235020
no way.
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>>2234994
Niko and his cock can contain that anger
he needs to join Falcons ASAP
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>>2234994
i would make a ticket and get him one weeked for that
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>>2235020
they're not in the tier 1 whatsapp group
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>>2235014
his gamertag is donkey666 so I'm sure these creeps are up to all sorts of nothing good.
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>>2235058
The world is not ready for Angelwoo333... He is hiding his power level for the dark times...
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kind crazy that brollan is 23 and already giga unc status. barely escaped plumber status frfr.
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>>2234994
>m0NESY calm, collected, chill with his teammates, good calls. Proceeds to: Rape.

>D2nkey titlted from the get go, no hello or anything acting like a smug prick from the get go, calls gg on second round because his teammate didn’t smoke stairs, calls gg for getting raped on mid, shit calls, shitt attitude. Proceeds to: Get raped.
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>>2234994
This is why humbleWoo is the true GOAT. Nothing can make him lose his cool and spike his cortisol. He's always /calm/ and thus he always wins.
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>st00l
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>>2235238
Expected desu
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The rape squad
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>>2235283
kino
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>>2235283
peak of souless
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>>2235283
VITALITY ER-ACK!!!!
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>>2235283
grim
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If they manage to use Senzu as well as the Mongolz it could be a good story, also excited to see try in an international roster, i think he can be as good as hallzerk and without tilting/slamming the table every other round.

at the very worst they should easily qualify for both Majors
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>>2235344
would they be na slot or asia slot with the 2-2-1 split i forget the rules
SA is technically still asia they just have the magic rule that makes them float regions in certain situations
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but where did Znchenko get the $$$ to buy out Senzu? Surely other big orgs were interested in him aswell
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>>2235283
they should replace try or grim with an australian then the coach must be from antarctica and it would be the most international team in cs
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>>2235283
An african, a south american, a north american, an european and an asian walk into a bar...
>>2235292
The player and possibly the situation.
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>>2235292
>>2235355
>replacing fucking nicx with one of the best star players of last year is grim
???
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>>2235360
Hey I said "possibly". I believe in Senzu, but he got that mongolian engrish AND he's a bit of a schizo.
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>>2235292
senzu will fucking flop so hard its not even funny
and this is the most dogshit mutt squad i've ever seen
hopefully they're listed as asian so they steal a chink teams spot though
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>>2235395
PGL has always had these 2 shitters. I guess they're out of budget for spunj and machine.
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>>2235395
y u hatin m8?
as a montrealer myself, i like when scrawny jokes in french
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>>2235283
It's funny how this random international mutt mix would absolutely rape one particular legacy (the status, not the team) org
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>>2235395
at least grand final would be someone different like hary and hugo
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does anyone have logitech x2?
youtube has been shilling it hard and saying it reduces your reaction time by like 20ms
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>>2235449
GODESY
https://youtu.be/ahk67l0CUU4
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>>2235452
naise nIko
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>>2235451
When will this beta realize he hasn't won a trophy since November 2024. Why hasn't he joined Spirit with donk yet? Is he retarded?
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>>2235476
donk is joining falcons when contract runs out
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>>2235480
When does his contract run out? Also Spirit m0nesy would be way cleaner and sexier than Falcons donk
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>>2235480
what a bitch lol
forever #2
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>>2235476
He is never leaving his boyfriend, you're smoking.
Plus the paycheck is likely 3x of what Spirit are offering, it's hard to downgrade from that once you get used to big money
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>>2235528
Nah, that's bullshit. They are all set for life anyway. Kids like him care about the trophies. They aren't the jaded paycheck thieves yet they will become when they're in their 30's.
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>>2235348
They can pick.
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StarLadder Rape Series XI
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>>2235541
if he continues being in falcons, he continues being the star of the show, continues getting a big paycheck, and has an org that is hellbent on building a tier-1 roster.
there's no payoff going to spirit: downgrade in org scale, money, and ego.
there's no reason to seriously not believe falcons will eventually get "it"
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>>2235283
any chance this team is top 10?
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>>2235575
either that or unmitigated disaster
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>>2235546
unless of course if he keeps playing with perennial chokers in playoffs..
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>>2235546
would be hard for donk to not accept it. much higher salary and simply the fact that he'll know the team is will waste money to get #1.
no idea if donk has ever renewed spirit contract though.
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Will we see this thing @ cluj napoca?
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>>2235619
monesy already uses it
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>>2235619
Yes I do believe we will be seeing computer mice at a Cluj
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All pros should just make the switch and accept superiority
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>>2235628
based Zywoochad
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>>2235628
*gets farmed by nucleonz*
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>>2235630
*farms shitoboy*
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>>2235633
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>>2235634
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>>2235636
GUMMY !!!
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>>2235636
what a disgusting smile
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>>2235640
you're gonna see it a whole lot more
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>>2235643
>when GODcons are just getting started
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holy FUCK i forgot how good donks kato 24 was. first T1 LAN btw
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>>2235644
you know your team is dead when jame wins a tier-1 event before you
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>>2235646
now let's see who wins 5 lans first. want to make a bet?
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>>2235648
you know your team is dead when you consider your rival not a tier-1 team but jame and 4 faceit puggers
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you know your team is dead when jame and 4 puggers get more youtube views than you
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>>2235649
any more cope?
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>>2235653
why you ask me
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>>2235654
and vitality lost to falcons so what
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>>2235655
nothing
just noting that losing 3-0 to pairivision is faikeks best result of the year so far
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>>2235656
falcons will skullfuck vitality at cluj
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>>2235657
potential team
always if and will but never is
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>>2235657
kek, GODwoo was showing mercy at meme blast event
when you win so much you can get bored of it
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>>2235661
prepare to get laughed at
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Let's just hope that all this prize money is going to poison them spiritually and they will stop winning
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>>2235661
doctor strangewoo looked into the future and saw god jame raping yekindar, so he let falcons through, as with his 999 IQ he knew that chok0nesy will lose that final in every timeline
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>>2235657
12-6
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he's gonna win i can feel it
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>>2235678
the most disgusting faggot on the scene right now
not even russians like him
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>>2235679
everyone likes him
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>>2235680
Factual. Herculesuke is the most popular player of all time.
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>>2235681
I didn't 2kThinked so...
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>>2235678
imagine kyo+donk entering
holy god duo
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>>2235682
>the event that had NiKo thinking he could igl
If you think about it Stewie2k is responsible for leading NiKo down the path of no trophies. Lowkey based if you ask me.
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>>2235681
shroud, the best CS (and other games) player of all times, mogs both zywhoo and s1ss1
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>>2235690
>shroud
What a strange way of spelling kennyS
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>>2235681
> the most popular player of all time
this has already been solved
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>>2235696
>so washed people need to look him up
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>>2235696
so Vitality have the 3 most searched players, safe to say they are the most popular team then?
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>>2235705
>3 most searched players
i fucked up the wording, i meant 3 of their players are among the most popular, obviously
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>>2235707
No it just means no one knows who they are, so they have to search for them.
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>>2235696
NA sisters....
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fatblobwookwabies...oh nonononon
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These >pro endorsed devices are usually dogshit
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>>2235713
what's the reason? i'm guessing the zywoo mouse is just a slightly modified version of another mouse for twice the price.
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>>2235717
No ZywOo's skill is stored in the mouse and with every purchase you get a small part of it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZYFr1RriU8
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>>2235717
>one mouse had broken m1 out of the box
>2nd mouse had m1 stop working shortly after
>zywoo mouse had one of the ribbon cable snap
Terrible reliability, its not specific to zywoo mouse, he talks about pulsar as a whole.
For zywoo mouse specifically, its because you have take whole mouse apart to insert weights and that eventually lead to one of the ribbon cable snapping.
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>>2235717
qc problems, says all the pulsar mice are amazing otherwise
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>>2235725
For me it doesn't matter if it could amazing, if you ship me a broken product I'm not buying from you again. Especially like with the mouse I ordered before my current one ends with customer support trying to screw me over as well.
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>>2235732
zywoo can get a new mouse every event
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>>2235735
Sure but I'm speaking from the customer perspective, not the "brand ambassador". QC issues are a major deal breaker for any product.
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>jeetwoo is literally scamming his goycattle fans
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>>2235740
To be clear the brand I had my issue with wasn't Pulsar. But when you're spending 150€ on a mouse that shit better be flawless when it shows up.
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>>2235741
Even logitech is unreliable shit nowadays, nothing is sacred.
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jw and cadian bros, there's only one spot for the two of them
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eyeballers went back to tier 2 form
unfortunate
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>>2235758
says a lot about faze, now doesn't it
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faze is a super team

Twistzz super star
frozen super star
karigan super star igl
broky star awper
jacobb according to poles the best talent since NEO
Neo goat contender in all of cs

why cant they get more out of the team?
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>>2235782
Please stop copy pasting hltv posts
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For me? Its razer. Their stuff just werks right out of the box.
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monesy
kyousuke
niko
donk
mail09

holy era
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>>2235782
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3111145/faze-is-a-super-team
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>>2235805
is he wrong?
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>>2235806
Not really, but stealing posts from HLTV is very, VERY embarrassing.
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>>2235799
razer unironically is one of the best right now
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>razer unironically is one of the best right now
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>>2235636
what a beautiful smile
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>>2235799
>>2235809
begone chink shills
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>>2235810
>more expensive = better
My Zowie lived longer than THREE of my Deathadders. Never going back to their crap.
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>>2235815
can i shill IEMs? the chifi is legitimately really good

if only phones still had 3.5mm ports
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>>2235815
everything is made by chinks AT BEST by pajeets AT WORST you dumb fucking nigger, razer is "one of the best" not because its actually good, but because everything else became genuine shit, razer is one of the companies that remained at the same level it always was, overpriced shit.

EU produces nothing, they just assemble chinese parts and add a badge which lets them legally claim something as >made in EU
NA produces nothing, they dont even bother with assembly or badge, just genuine chink shit.
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SOVLLLLLLLLLLL FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>2235645
half of his frags were smoke kills, this was nuts
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>>2235831
i dont get it
why not mezi? he had 1.05 rating and obviously won it.
even zontix 1.06 and placed higher.
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>>2235696
why visit someone's page you already know?
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>>2235836
>why visit someone's page
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>>2235822
Zowie mogs Razer into oblivion, you stupid fucking Canadian (chink colony).
>>2235816
This. My deathadder started to double click within 6 months. My Zowie mouse lasted me 3 years.

Same story with all other Razer products I had - their keyboard, headphones etc.
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HALLY IS TIRED OF THE KEK AWARD
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>>2235844
i like it
the humiliation for getting 4th is great
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>>2235839
>Zowie mogs Razer into oblivion
it doesnt, its objectively worse, your brand loyalty is insanely retarded.
Guess where your beloved mice is made?
Even tho benQ owns zowie, they are made by chinks, you fucking nigger
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Well?
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When zonic speaks, i dont listen
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>>2235863
>poohy is the most frauded trash in history of Liquid, so just be sharp and change all your timings by 1 second in either direction
>after 5 rounds check the statboard - if ultimate is at the top of the scoreboard, clench your anus and enable protocol 'ultimate ult' to counter his godgame
>the team is basically dead mentally, make sure to prioritize raping elige to destabilize everyone, optionally you can scream "G2 GOT A BETTER JEW MATE" to nertz if he's having a bad game and win through morale
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>>2235863
>about to play
well, there's no time to like go over strats or anything, so just say something like
"you've watched the demos, they're fucking trash, shoot them in the head"
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>>2235863
>lads, it's Liquid LMAO
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXuMgIYmMYU
idk why but i didn't expect them to actually have rehearsals
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>>2235848
Yes, they're all made by chinx. This fact is well known you retard. We're talking about quality here and Zowie is objectively better. It's clear that YOU have brand loyalty to chinkzer because I have tried both and found Zowie to be better, I can bet you've never tried Zowie and thus your blind loyalty to chinkzer is unfounded.
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>>2235884
>Yes, they're all made by chinx
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>>2235885
Did you read anything past that or nah? You're acting really chinky right now ngl.
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>>2235891
>no u chink
whats there to read? keep seething is all i can say
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ2lX3IpH-4
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>>2235894
I accept your concession.
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Rate Freya out of 10
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>>2235964
2.5
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>>2235964
A 4 to be quite honest. A 7 with makeup on. Mommy sjokz brutally mogs her.
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>>2235964
8.5
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>>2235966
Facts. Freya somehow looks older, but not in a good way. She needs to put on some weight, she's way too thin and looks frail/gaunt.
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BROKY WEDNESDAY
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Zywoo fears NucleonZ
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your dad fears responsibility
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>>2235964
>>2235966
Mommy Lucy mogs both of them and as a bonus she also has a thick 6 inch gock.

Anyways FazeUp.
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>>2236005
because he's low iq
frankly as I said the opinion of players that never igl'd is mostly irrelevant in any discussion
most of them are just like jL, stupid baboons who only know how to play mechanically
sorry but memorizing smokes and flashes and jiggles isn't as mentally taxing as leading 4 monkeys to victory with their egos
one hooxi is worth 5 ryus, staehrs, jabbis, phzys
maybe some veteran players are 3/5ths of an IGL, not many, there's plenty of old retards as well like s1mple and egotronic (fake igl much like rifler fragging igls)
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>>2236014
Seethe vitatroon, Falchads have already figured out no fans dan and his fat golem. Cluj is gonna be a rape dungeon for FalGODS.
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>>2236017
Midwit opinion. I value the opinion of Zywoo more than someone like 0pex or k0rrigan.
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>>2236005
why is jL still doing this cringe streamer shit? get back on navi and save us from aleksi
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>>2236012
joke aside, I hope his flukish lifegame will make karrigan get him
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>>2236022
KINGwoo is a transcendental generational talent. jL is just another throw-away average bot shitter with a 2 year long career
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I liked JL's opinions and takes during the event, the only issue is his voice and the pacing of how he talks.
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this mail9 nigga sucks
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>>2235964
10/10
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>Yeki and NiKo picked rain
Baaaaaaayzeeeeed.
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>>2235964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR54s0OLBCM&t=1471s
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Dayum
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>>2236100
zz
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https://files.catbox.moe/bszg4l.mp4
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>>2236022
Apex taught zyPOO how to play thoughever
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That's free grandslam right there I guess.
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Is he wasting his time with these bums? He farmed faceit hard.
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titanwoo
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>>2236136
gandalfwoo
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
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>>2235896
>kyxan sweating off-screen because they've found his account
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>>2236099
Loba is a faggot
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>>2236099
>loba talks about views
oh god he's the views guy itt?
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>>2236112
Zygoat saved that malding shitter's entire career else he'd be selling baguettes in Paris for 10 francs a day.
>>2236164
Kek it all makes sense now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uv2-sutfTY
drugged out schizo and viewsfag have the same worldview kwab!
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>>2236094
How did no one pick Glaive as IGL? Are these niggas retarded?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/duZRfJwmmGk
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>>2236094
Flamez lineup is peak in skill, s1mple awp, donk and Zywoo as riflers (2nd awp if needed or s1mple isn't feeling it), finally one person who gets it
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>>2236205
Apex before zyPOO
>major winner, hltv top 20s
zyPOO before Apex
>playing in t5 with algerian nobodies
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>2236227 (you)
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concession accepted
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accept deez
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>>2236228
Why are redditors so passive aggressive?
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>>2236289
they equate replies to upvotes
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NucleonZ made zypoo shit his pants
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The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for MOUZ at Cluj-Napoca.
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>>2236318
yeah but it's a
>group stage
mouz will dominate
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In 4 years before the POO
>1 major, 12 trophies
In 7 years of POO
>13 trophies, including online era and 2 mickey mouse majors
One year of Kool
>2 majors, 11 trophies
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>>2235678
This one picture made him viral in all chink countries. Asians are shit at sports, so they all watch esports over there. He is on kpop level fame over there.

This is why I'm dying to see m0nesy+donk+kyousuke+Niko. It's not even about winning. It's about looking good and selling jerseys. #FalconsForever
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>>2236365
imagine if the little fucker stayed on our faze clan
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>>2236444
you're telling that little thing has a gf that he fucks?
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the eleague boston major was the single greatest sporting event in all of human history and dare I say, will never be surpassed
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>>2236454
He's literally the second most known Russian in the world right now behind Putin. Of course he has a girlfriend. He could have 10 girlfriends if he wanted
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>>2236454
when's the last time you've been outside? all the hottest chicks are with goobers. looking like donk, kyosuke, monesy = guaranteed wet coochies in the current year. donk looks like he's rapidly approaching twink death thoughever.
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>>2236455
nrg win cologne
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>>2236457
I'm fat. I can't go past my bedroom's door frame.
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>>2236456
What if Putin gave donk a medal?
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>>2236456
In the latest Spirit vlog there was so many groupie bitches wanting that donk dick. Sigma donk just ignored them though
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>>2236457
nah donk would be doomed if not for the money and status since he's barely 160cm, at least now that he's no longer cute looking, monesy and kyousuke are conventionally attractive however
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>15-14
>1v2 post plant
>Anubis b site
>win with a A4 spray from palace to long
>my niggas scream in the vc
I can only imagine what ropz feels but it must be fucking amazing.
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>>2236456
>He's literally the second most known Russian in the world right now behind Putin.
says a lot about russia lel
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>>2236474
The ruskis just love their CS. Nothing else to do there other than Politics and CS. So it's Putin and donk on top atm
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I'm french and I can't go past a fucking day without thinking about donk, and it will certainly never stop....because his fucking name "donk", is pronounced the same way we use the word "donc" which in french means "so/then" and we constantly use the word donc we we speak.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>2236472
lms is categorically false nowadays. In the not so distant past or in a society which isn't inverted lms is definitely a pretty easy formula to model how a man has worth in the eyes of women and therefore in general. I don't care where you're coming from or what sort of lines you cut it down, the grungy, unkempt goober gets hotter women than the chad or tyrone or whatever.
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>>2236487
rent free xaxaxaxaxa)))))))
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HumbleWoo making the resident redditors seethe for some reason.
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>>2236511
zywoo looks like a reddit moderator and I've been on 4chud as long as you've been alive lil pup
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>>2236517
>reddit moderator
that would be magixx tho
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we need the EWC hud for every event
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>>2236522
one truth doesn't need to disprove another
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>>2236517
You would know all about reddit lil puh
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>>2236534
it just means fat and ugly lil gup
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>>2236537
unc needs to catch up on the downlow lingo no cap cuz
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>>2236537
yes but you're fatter and uglier
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>>2236538
ain't nothing downlow bout yo zesty ahh
>>2236539
I'm not morbidly obese and you see more teeth than gums when I smile so I'm not sure how that can be true
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unc on here blog posting about his smile you just know he gets no huzz
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>>2236542
You're reaching a bit, I'm just saying like most people I'm not grossly obese or have a grotesque grin, you didn't really learn anything about me. I have to guess you're a "he's literally me" shartwoo fan to be defending him like this to the end instead of just calling me a fag or something.
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*escapes all criticism cause i carried years ago*
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>>2236542
kek uncnigga literally writing paragraphs just to say
>im not fat and ugly
that's how you know he's definitely giga fat and giga ugly
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was the new passion ua squad just a meme?
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>>2235822
Here's a real chart by an actual good testing source
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How much money do you guys think pros have? Like do you think NiKo for example has over 10 million net worth?
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>>2236605
not counting the very worst response times, the difference is literally, objectively imperceptible between all of those
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>>2236609
something like that.
$2m in prize earnings. then as much in sticker money. then salary.
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>>2236609
considering a lot of pros have below average iq, they probably have really bad spending habits and would be in debt like everyone else but are kept afloat by their ridiculous paychecks
my guess would be well above average but not filthy rich (nowhere near 8 digits)
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>>2236605
It doesnt matter, it was just to prove a point.
>-1.1 ms
eh?
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>>2236612
True, the most popular pro mouse is in the bottom third, it doesn't actually matter. But an entirely** European made mouse is #5 on the list
*cable is made in NA https://zaunkoenig.co/blog/not-exactly-space-grade
*optical sensor made in China
>>2236624
From a published article but same concept:
>Please note that the result given above only accounts for firmware-level latency. Physical latency, which describes the act of physically actuating the switch, is not accounted for, but that is precisely what is modified by enabling GX Speed Mode. Thus, in order to measure the difference between the GX Safe Mode/Off and GX Speed Mode settings, the end-to-end-latency function of LDAT has been employed, and the result is a relative difference of 1.4 ms. Relative to the measured click latency of 0.1 ms, we thus arrive at a negative value of -1.3 ms, which of course is not a depiction of actual latency, but rather the result of mixing two sources of latency. In practice, however, the OP1 8K V2 will indeed be faster by the indicated amount when using this setting.
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>>2236626
link? i can't find the article
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>>2236609
Older guys like apEX, dupreeh, karrigan probably have 10m+. Pretty sure apEX and karrigan have been to over 20 majors. That's a lot of sticker money + salary + prize money + brand deals.

Younger players with extreme fame like m0nesy and donk will probably be the richest by the end of their careers though. donk is probably making a shit load off his new mouse deal.
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>>2236627
https://www.techpowerup.com/review/endgame-gear-op1-8k-v2/5.html
For this I assume?
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>>2236635
>>2236626
I was talking specifically about HTM plus, only just now i realized what he meant by >published article.
HTM plus review is not out yet, that's why i couldnt find it.
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wildcard losing to............
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>>2236487
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>>2236456
>second most known Russian
didn't realize ovechkin died
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>>2236661
Who?
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Got btfo in an argument on /sp/ so now I'm here to vent since you autistic dweeboids are easy pickings.
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>>2236624
who cares if chink shit razer has 0.00001 ms less latency if it craps out in 6 months?
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didnt know m0nesy was part of bivol team
https://youtu.be/8otfD-zqPcc?t=1427
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>>2236444
would transition have saved her?
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>>2236675
go away
what i like about pro cs and pro disc golf i>>2236677
s that everyone is fren
none of that fake high-t bullshit
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>>2236668
putin's best friend
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>>2236675
is it cuz you don't know who ovechkin is
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frens i miss cs so much
https://youtu.be/FFESGKu-b7w?si=AfVfY5R2b6uFlDPp
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>for the last time Maniac, it's inappropriate to sniff the chairs of your female colleagues after they sit on them
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>that donk whiff
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>>2232082
Regarless if I agree with your opinion or not I gotta say the house of the dead 2 is perhaps my favorite videogame ever.
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>>2236808
very nice
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>>2236808
>not like this
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>>2236808
She is beautiful
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if donk ever gets angry over this gay shit teams need to use it against him
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I was a Furiahead until that arrogant bum molodog showed his true colors and ruined the sovl of the team. He’s just another highlight/statsmaxxer like donkey and his ilk.
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>>2236826
let them cook
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>>2236826
yeah every time I think of cheering them on mologoyim has to stand up and act like hot shit
it was great seeing humblewoo sit his ass down at krakow, it needs to happen again at cluj
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>>2236832
low T ahh post
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>>2236849
I'm sorry but seeing arrogant little shits humbled is always fun and kino
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>>2236852
>visible bitchtits
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>>2236854
zywoo fat cuz always winning, can afford food
donk skinny cuz always losing, no food
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watching a 30 min interview of xtqzzz for croissant strike media
he says one of the guys had a major individual problem in late 2025
what do you think it was?
>ropz gay?
>zywoo gay?
>apex lesbian?
>flamez gay?
>mezzi gay?
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>>2236856
flamez and zywoo are both gay
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>>2236856
ropz racism
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>>2236860
>2015
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>>2236856
It's ZywOo
He said that he was very on-edge since the summer player break due to lack of motivation from winning everything, he was constantly taking offense when someone said something to him, started grinding CS like crazy despite never doing that before due to a slump, and only calmed down and apologized before Budapest Major.
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>>2236863
people don't change
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NucleonZ made zywoo soil his pants
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what are the odds they make top 4 in cluj?
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>>2236902
Slim. Playoffs are likely imo but no further
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>The GOAT CS lineup. Who is in your team?
>donk picked 8 times
>ropz picked 8 times
>zywoo picked 4 times
why is that?

https://youtu.be/U6Yso-ldbOo
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I want to do nasty things to that ugly fat asian girl from furia
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>>2236910
because they're best in their roles by a large margin while s1mple and zywoo sit on 4 each because they're both in the conversation for the greatest awper of all time
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>>2236910
>>2236913
it's a bit like how if you had to build a hypothetical team from how people played last year, the first pick would be donk
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>>2236918
niko isnt fat
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>>2236916
>TDK
what did they mean by this???
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>>2236921
Tokyo Denki Kagaku
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>>2236911
Who even is that girl. Is she their mascot? I always see her waddling around.
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>>2236910
donk
kyousuke
m0NESY
NiKo
b1t

Crazy that this exact roster is happening soon and It's my all-time team
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good for valve. now do falcons playing at ewc
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>>2236940
ahhahahaha kwab
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>>2236940
faclons aren't the title sponsor of the ewc, the ewc is run by a non-profit set up by that prince dude, funded by their investment thing
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>>2236943
falcons is also funded by the same investment thing we just all have to pretend that its not
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>>2236944
ofc ultimately the money all comes from the same place, but it's still not called the falcons world cup
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>>2236948
>but it's still not called the falcons world cup
may as well be kek
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>>2236952
yeah lol. but it ain't, and that seems to be enough for valve
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>>2236930
manager I think
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knife+glove+agent combo is THE way to go.
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anyone who gives a shit about skins is a faggot
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>>2236969
t. ghoul
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>>2236970
>You called boss?
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>gonna shower
>cover myself in (liquid) soap
>water doesn't work
>look up it up
>my house and only my house isn't going to water for next 8 hours
now im covered in dried liquid soap what a fucking nigger day
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>>2236969
holy turd world poorfag cope!
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>>2236978
are you retarded who starts their shower with soap
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>>2236980
latvia is literally one of the poorest countires in europe
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>>2236983
who cares it barely matters
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>>2236985
it does matter, you like touching your sweaty dry skin with soap first ??
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>>2236986
whatever i put on more later
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>>2236984
skinless broke 3rd world mumbojumbo ganja cope!
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r8 my drip
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>>2236990
>3rd world
latvia's biggest achievement in this world is being the most boring and bland of the three rapebabies of the mongolia's rapebabies
don't use the words that apply to you as the insult
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>>2236994
you mad blud???
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>>2236988
>nigga gives himself a soap baptism every time he showers

just lathering on more soap doesn't make you cleaner, lmao. are you a coal miner or a mechanic? if you are getting greasy sitting in a chair its because you rape your skin with soap. Get a good bar of soap and stop giving yourself hormone therapy every time you shower
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>>2236967
>>2236980
hey buddy you've got a disgusting language on those gloves, just fyi
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>>2237056
I know I know, turtle in a language between portugal and germany....
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>>2237081
>portugal and germany
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bros boombl4 just won a 2v5 with a 4k
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I was today years old when I learned that Mauisnake's last name is Ellenberg...

>Alex "Mauisnake" Ellenberg
THERE GOES MY HERO...
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>>2237137
shut the fuck up maui no one gives a fuck about you
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>>2237137
seems to have swedish origins, can't actually find anyone jewish with that name
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>>2237139
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he looks like a pajeet tho
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>>2237140
well it could be either. but he's definitely a nepo hire so probably jewish.
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>The real CS goat is Zy...ACKKKKKKKK!
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>>2237161
i wasn't really following the scene back then other than watching the occasional match here and there
why did he fall off so hard?
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>>2237164
cheater
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hoholnatic eliminated
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>>2237164
He got figured out. He wasn't the best in the world, he was all about positioning and using his personal bait TACO.
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>>2237164
most brazilians are poor retards that once they start earning good money they waste it all on bitches and alcohol. the only brazilians from sk that didnt fucked up that bad were fallen, boltz, taco, fer and felps. fallen is still relevant, felps and boltz are bums, fer is still good but he is retired, taco is retired
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>>2237201
>they waste it all on bitches
[male]
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>>2237201
I don't think that was the case for him though. Ego was probably his biggest problem.
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betboom managed to not choke
next: steal grand slam from vitality
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>>2237137
he got adopted? because he looks like a maori/ pacific islander. and not mixed with white. well he looks like a copy of his mom
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>gringos biggest fear
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>>2237164
pressure to build his own brand in brazil eventually led to a loss of motivation and love for the game
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>>2234343
>Us
>plural
>Mouz fans
>implying
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>>2234624
>liquid has to hire arguably the greatest chess player of all time just to win a tournament
lole
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>>2237245
gringobros...I'm FROZEN in fear
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>>2237205
brazilian trannies aint shit anymore, last time they were good was in the early 2000s

now its all about the american trannies
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>Pssssttt hey hallzerk, got a spare minute, Finn wants to meet you...
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>>2237373
That tilter maxxer? Nah, the elige experiment already failed
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>>2237164
He was decent all the way until 2019, and mostly fell off in 2020. It's pretty normal. Other players like Ax1le, fer, GuardiaN etc fell off way harder
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>>2237378
i read something about him taking the covid era very hard mentally, because he was stuck in lockdown in Belgrade with no friends or family, just playing online tournaments (with Niko igl kek), and it kinda ruined him
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>>2236969
t. Elige
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>>2237373
with fatty mcfat fuck fattigan? nah the f0ze project is dead
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>>2237373
>nygaa, I am not joining your broke ass tier-2 trash team, you had to pool money to get that polish bot from matchfixers, I doubt you're gonna pay me in something other than food stamps
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Well /magog/, why?
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>>2237495
whiny baby with no discipline and loser mentality who was in the right place at the right time
one thing I'll give him props for is retiring early because it was obivous he's trash and would get even in top 20 this year, he gets to be remembered as someone with skill by low IQ cs2 fans when it's pretty obvious 2024 navi were the biggest weak scene merchants in history of this game
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>>2237506
>would
wouldn't, obviously*
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>>2237506
lol seething
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>>2237509
having strong opinions is... le bad
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'/g/og equivalent?
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They learn their place
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cringe that cluj doesnt start tomorrow
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SET ME FREE...
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>>2237527
Gotta start it on vday so the lonely chuds like the viewsfag can watch f0ze get raped instead of their usual cuck porn sesh
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>>2237527
trve, but it's even more cringe when the tourney has a three day break in the middle for no reason, just kills all the momentum of the event.

>>2237539
when's the last time you've gone a whole day without seething about a nearly defunct esports org or talking about your fetish porn?
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here's your next atlanta team
holy fucking mickey mouse
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>>2237589
mad but why?
rush b were pretty good in tier-2, they lost themselves a bit after -tex1y -nota but I am glad to see them recover
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>>2237600
i'm not mad. sinners is equally mickey mouse.
it's just funny that it will basically have worse competition than of the pgl's from last year. only vitality "makes up" for it, but that just makes it a worse tournament because no other teams stand a chance.
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>>2237607
What? The only team not attending is spirit, what are you on about?
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>>2237610
that's cluj.

this is atlanta.
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easy trophy for n1tr1
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>>2237612
>3/4 of the major semifinalists
Grim. Not that it matters. Vita's current form relative to the rest of the top 10 makes every tourney a mickey mouse tourney no matter who shows up. fuckin faze has more maps won over vita in the last 6 months than mouz or spirit lmao.
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>>2237632
>le major
who cares about one fluke. faze spent the entire year getting eliminated in groups and navi was only slightly better.
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>>2237612
>On my mama we pullin’ up heavy, ain’t no brakes on this side — FaZe up!
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>>2237637
yeah no need to seethe bucko that's my point, that it's grim that they are finalists/semifinalists of the last major. My other point being that even faze performs better than top teams against vita statistically. It wouldn't matter if you had like mouz and spirit and aurora and mongolz on that list instead of the shitter teams because they have as much of a chance at taking the trophy from vitality lmao.
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>betboom and whatever the fuck that other team's called both qualified
Now let's see how many of them will not be able to attend due to visa issues.
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>>2237668
betboom was at austin major so they'll probably make it
the random t2 shitters: no
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>3/16 teams are straight up walking bookie ads
Oh lol
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>>2237690
all t1 teams got a betting sponsor covering the entire front of their jerseys.
except falcons. they're the only ones respectable enough to say fuck that.
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>>2237699
I mean it's one thing to have pornhub on the back of your jersey and then there's being called Team Pornhub. Not quite the same thing but sure.
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>>2237702
might as well be team stake
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>>2237703
Yeah but nobody is referring to them like that. You rarely see their jerseys outside of those short moments of teams walking out/celebrating or being zoomed in on. But it's not quite the same when you're referred to as Team betporngamba. It's there in your ear, constantly.
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>>2237706
okay you're right
i know in dota players used to put a sponsor on their name, it was basically
>spirit.yatoro.betboom
which also felt especially retarded because the dota betboom team is actually good and relevant, and still you'd see fucking betboom on the nameplate of every spirit player.
but i think valve did something so players stopped doing that.
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its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0xVDu9qotQ
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>>2237556
oooo lil f0zie having a lil meltie
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>>2237650
>My other point being that even faze performs better than top teams against vita statistically.
kwab f0zetard
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389258/eyeballers-vs-faze-blast-bounty-2026-season-1
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389273/eyeballers-vs-vitality-blast-bounty-2026-season-1
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>>2237699
gambling money is infinitely more respectable than blood oil money
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>>2237756
>thirdie reading comprehension
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>>2237759
fact check: false and debunked
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>>2237760
mouz aurora spirit falcons furia navi all teams have a much higher chance of winning the tournament against vitality than f0ze

you're so fucking delusional hahahaahhaa
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>>2237765
Are you muslim?
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>>2237765
fact check deez
>>2237772
of course he is, according to their religion marrying a 6 year old and killing other people if they don't convert is fine, but drinking/smoking/gambling/eating bacon is where they draw the line (They'll do it in secret anyways)
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>>2237767
>thirdie reading comprehension
you'll notice I didn't mention furia or falcons because those are the two teams who have performed better against vita over the last 6 months. all the teams I mentioned have performed worse, including mouz. and those other shitters, doesn't really matter how much the mere mention of faze makes you piss yourself.
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>>2237780
You keep insisting that I'm "seething" and "pissing myself" but I'm just calmly correcting you that f0ze is nowhere in the tier 1 discussion. The only purpose of bringing them up is to derail the conversation. They should focus on beating tier 2 teams like eyeballers first. Hope this helps.
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>>2237523
cs equivalent of china trying to ruin something good?
how china tries to manipulate the asian vrs
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Faze rapes Vitality in the US of A. I can feel it in my bones.
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>>2237800
So trve f0zesister!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2QWpxW3shQk

#f0zeup
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>>2237803
>s0mple gameplay

Kwab you're so desperate tranny. BVLLky is gonna soften vitality, and then navi will finish them off so we can get el clasico faze vs navi finals kino.
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Shower time!
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this is actually a really nice stat overview
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>>2237816
shoot a shot of semen onto that face and show donk
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>>2237813
King Br1ky can't do shit till f0ze get a real IGL.
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muslim niggas be having a history like this and still be thinking they be having the right to denounce gambling cs teams
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>>2237827
thank fuck we have n0k0 on failcl0wns

infinite humiliation for the team
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>>2237822
being shit at trading because you whiff means you're not a baiter? those twitter stats guys are geniuses
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>>2237823
I would never do that to my pookie. I respect him too much!
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passion usa
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More like Passion Worldwide in a few weeks.
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>>2237988
And guess what? Everyone loves this nigga.
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keep an eye out for a kid named kocksucky
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>>2238103
whose kock does he sucky?
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How many for faze tomorrow?
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>>2238173
i honestly think theyll lose to heroic
they might make it close though
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If pari beat mouz then we are getting some really kino match ups.
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>>2238183
i somehow believe more in hooxi than aleksibot
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24 hours till games
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>leave aurora for this
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I've not taken a shower since the first day of Stage 2 Krakow.
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>>2238183
it's group stage Mouz, Pari ain't winning
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New bread for tomorrow’s games
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>>2238243
there already is one
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>>2238243
>>2226522
>>2226522
>>2226522

here ya go gov
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>>2238260
No, it stinks fuck your stinking excuse of a thread nigger.
Someone make a new one
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>>2238298
why are zoomers afraid of making new threads themselves
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>>2238298
imagine being this buttflustered about a thread OP that you'd try and get people to avoid using it for a third time

asolutely grim (the mental, not the player) mental
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>>2238375
It's not about the content of the thread OP, it's about OP himself. He rushed to make that gay ass thread and then spammed the original thread so it'd reach image limit.

If needed, I'll make a new thread and we'll move to that one. Let me know.
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>>2238298
I'll wait till image limit
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New Thread
>>2238458
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>>2237506
>>2237511
>t. seething JL hater
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>>2237827
>posting a literal author who seethed at Islam and made false claims towards Mohammad because she's afraid of losing followers.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



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