>Schedule:https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/cur/x/team2-------------/team-sports-schedule-event>Watch CBC (Canadian VPN required):https://gem.cbc.ca/collection/olympics-curling>Watch SVT (Swedish VPN required):https://www.svtplay.se/os-2026-curling>Watch YLE (Finnish VPN required):https://arenan.yle.fi/1-76727632>Watch NRK (Norwegian VPN required):https://tv.nrk.no/programmer/ol-curling>Watch ARD (German VPN required):https://www.ardmediathek.de/>Previous:>>153361709>Tuesday 10th February08:05 EST / 14:05 CETMixed Doubles Bronze Medal Game - Sheet CGreat Britain 3Italy 512:05 EST / 18:05 CETMixed Doubles Gold Medal Game - Sheet CSwedenUnited States
isabella wranå needs a finnish husband
Link for americans?
>>153375624Look at the links in the OP, but SVT Play doesn't seem to work anymore with a VPN (probably because somebody snitched), so try some of the other alternatives.Otherwise you are left to search for pirate streaming sites on the Russian version of Yandex.
I will watch your sport. I like the idea of having a cute wife that I compete in curling with as she yells at me in some nordic language.
>>153375653This is like 9/11
>>153375656Do you have sister wives in new zealand?
>>153375656If you are of Scottish descent, it's actually your sport.
>>153375673I am actually, funny that. I will watch MY sport.
>>153375624freestreams-livevipbox
>>153375663what... like the reality show? or multiple wives? Yes and no.
rasmus is the cute siblingi hope they beat the muttoids
>>153375695wives that are your sister
>>153375702No, but I watch a lot of incest roleplay pornography.
THIS MATCH WILL DETERMINE ONCE AND FOR ALL WHICH NATION IS THE GREATEST ON EARTH
>>153375717ok then you fit because the sneedes are siblings
bros, can the two coreys pull it off? or will dropkin be in choke artist mode?
I’m ready on the sofa under the blanket for the final. Giga cozy.
LETS FUCKING CURRRLLLL AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153375780Same desu except i never watch curling
>rolling rocks and sweeping the floor is a pinche pendejo white people sport
>>153375780
>>153375780Same here, along with chips and bubble :3
>>153375790HARD HARD GO GO GO YEEEEES
Bagpipes?Really?
>>153375692Ty
KINO INTRO
Epic intro
>it's curling>it's your vibeunironically what did they mean by this
>>153375815Scottish pretending they invented the sport
Come on Sweden.
So here are we
>>153375761excellent
Good match up. Last game was close
Where is Snoop dog :DDD
>The Swedes are siblings Hmm
supporting my fellow anglosFUCK europe, FUCK nords and FUCK sweden
I'm going into this fully expecting US to chokethey made way too many silly decisions over the prelims for me to not be cautious
>>153375836Why is the mascot a dilator?
GENTLEMEN... TO WAR!!!
>dropkin is a re/max agent Grim
>>153375838oh dogg...
>>153375838He needs to smoke a blunt before the match
>>153375838curl dogg
>Clapham
>>153375838Back in Israel
THIS IS GONNA BE A BLOODBATH
Fuck I am tired as fuck
My body is ready.
>>153375815someone doesn't like SOVL
>usa REALLY loves the yellow stones???
USA STATES REPORT INFlorida man here
Hopefully I don't pass out during the game
Imagine if Dropkin was teamed with Constantini. They'd be unbeatable.
need my tongue deep in isabellas asshole
The Corys vs The Siblings
LINE'S GOOD LINE'S REALLY GOOD
rooting for ikea team 2bh
Do the Swedish siblings....ya know....
>>153375888Team Pizza Burger
>>153375838Someone offered him $1,000,001 to ditch this shit and go and endorse Lockheed Martin instead.
dropkins going to be exhausted by the end of this
>>153375883Texas reporting in, howdy y'all
>>153375883Southborough Massachusetts>>153375888korey dropitini
>>153375595Agreed
>>153375900listen to europop and snus?
>>153375883
>>153375883Northern Missouri
>>153375883Oklahoma here
>>153375900they're just REALLY close
Dropkins sounding hoarse
>>153375888
>>153375918Eating puss all night at olympic village
burgers are you watching this on peacock or USA channel on cable? which is the most op way to watch the Olympics?
If burgers win, I'm claiming it as a moral victory
Celebrating my first Olympics as a Swedish citizenHeja Sverige
>>153375883>>153375914Missourah represent. STL here
>>153375901some restaurants here serve a pizza called "Americana" that has french fries and sliced hot dogs on it
>>153375926>which is the most op way to watch the Olympics?live in the arena
>>153375928when they realise their mistake and retvrn to the crown they will all be ours anyway
>>153375920
These stones seem about as well aligned as my spine…
>>153375925Must be the cum he slurped from them then, it's stuck in his throat
>>153375883MA here
>>153375928We will avenge you. Trust the plan.
the diva is choking
>>153375926peacock is fucking ass but i don't have cable and bootleg streams have failed me too many times before
>>153375932Lay off the baklava, fatty
>>153375925I wonder if the reputation the place has as a giant orgy has made it easier or harder to actually hook up there.
Man, we're shooting crazy right out the gate
>>153375934that's just called a pizza here
>>153375883Upstate NY reporting in
Heja Isabellas taijta fitta
>>153375939Sister Brother duo
wait the Coreys arent a married couple? they just mentioned the woman's husband is there...is boy Corey gay or something?
Has anyone personally broke a rock before?I broke like 4 before I was kicked from my local club. I liked to just beam it and it curl it like 180 degrees. They told me I cant abuse the equipment, but I think they just didnt have the power that I do.
>>153375883Prefer not to say.
Damn this sport is that exhausting?
>>153375928>>153375938>advanced cope techniques you lost honorably to our queen Costantini, no need for this.
>>153375964no he's also married and she's here too, it's complicated
american girl looks and sounds like Amy Poehler
>>153375883California representing, I've been up all night
>>153375942Its HPV
>>153375961
I've already eaten up all my candy for the game :(
>>153375883Iowa reporting in
Damn that's a good shot
>scores 1 point with the hammer>USA USA USA USAfucking retards
>>153375971firstly those were cowardly jocks not >ussecondly they choked hard nothing honourable about it
>>153375953Probably harder, zoomers are too neurotic for that
That was stressful just for one point on hammer.
>only 1it's over>nbc not showing the whole thing livetotal peacock death
>>153375971>flagWho are you again?>>153375984That was my second guess
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>153375995Mad?
SWEDEN HAS THE MAGIC HAMMER
>rai is not showing the match on ANY of our channels
>>153375980Holy shit dude. You’re a real one
>>153375953zoomers and gen alpha are afraid of sex, those olympic condoms all end up in a landfill now
what the fuck NBC is switching to figure skating instead of the gold medal curling match? I hate NBC so much, why do we have the worst Olympic coverage?
You got into curling at the 2026 mixed double OlympicsI got into curling with the N64 Nagano 98 video gameWe are not the same
What the fuck my stream switched to fucking mens figure skating
>>153375964nope he's married to another ladyI know with the amount of couples or sibling pairings it feels unusual
>>153375953IDK but if I was an olympian I would aggressively proposition Japanese boulders Miho Nonaka for sex until she rolled her eyes and jerked me off to get me out of her fucking room.
>>153376008rude, >we will dominate curling next olympics, mark my words.
All according to plan
DEATH TO AMERICA
>>153375974the two spouses of the Coreys are definitely having an emotional affair
>>153375992Not suprised when we got 3 medals during sprint :3
Ngl America looking real good
What watch is our dropking rocking?
>>153376014are they telling you the gold medal match was cancelled?
Swedish team looks like they are in a melodic death metal band.USA looks like they are a protestant christian contemporary band
>>153376020I got into curling by reading a bad one-off manga about it and showing up in Kitami looking for a girlfriend; does that count?
theisse is starting to grow on me. seems like she'd be into femdom
>>153376037lul
swedish girl has a very autistic phenotype
>>153376033Looks like a Garmin
I like that he's just wearing Air Forces lol
>>153376027BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT JANTELAGEN
>>153376036they are showing again the medals we won todayfucking dumbasses
>>153375955all toppinngs are given a name here (some are standard while many others are simply made up by the restaurant), anyway some stuck up fags consider the americana childish but it's actually pretty good>>153376014yep, they must be seething
>>153376052it's the big goofy glasses
>>153375964I wouldn't take that, personally.
>>153376056The Estonian curler dude was wearing blue, white, and black Dunks
>>153376020kek i had that nagano game too, but i was a dumb kid and couldn't into curling. i mostly remember crashing in skii jumping a bunch
>>153376056Needs a bandaid on the face like a true americanhttps://youtu.be/BfzsMQGqrt0?t=29
Fucking bbc! Showed a few minutes and now boring interviews.
What does she smell like?
>>153376052I like her
>>153376061i unironically get one sometimes that comes with fries, mozzarella sticks, and bacon bits. it's called the hungry man.
American TV is not even showing this on their main channel, they don't deserve to win this considering how little they care.
>>153376076Apples
>>153376076Bath and Body Works products
>>153376076Ice and rocks
>>153376076homemade cookies
>>153376077GIWTWM
Surprised I've never seen a broom break yet
>>153376076Grain Belt beer
>>153376080gotta show ski/skate event number 6742
Thiesse is the one i'm scared of
I thought sweden was full of brown people, who the fuck are these honkeys?
>>153376076Shes a Black Orchid type of gal.
>mine's a little tighter >>153376052Not saying you're wrong, but she looks like ~50% of the women I went to uni with
What’s the point of mixed doubles if the guy does all the sweeping?
>>153376077holy aspergus
>>153376076lutefisk
>>153376077wtf!!!!!
>>153376075its so cringe>show the 1st end on bbc1>now we have to change to bbc 2>generic intro>studio introducing the olympics>clips of previous matches>interview>finally get back to the game 10 minutes later
LETS FUCKING GET 2
>>153376079>it's called the hungry mankek based, I'd try it. When we make a pizza that has a bunch of fatty meats (say ham, bacon, sausage and salami) we usually call it maialina (little piggy)
>>153376097dropkin's going postal if they lose, i'd evacuate the crowd if US isn't up by at least 2 in the 7th
>>153376061quando abitai in italia ordinavo sempre un'americana in pizzeria e i miei amici italiani mi prendevano in giro per aver abbracciato gli stereotipi
>>153376103what faculty m8
>>153376060That's going to be 90 eurobucks+tip
CAM ON BURGERSSEND THESE AUTISTS PACKING
It's over
>all of sweden watching this>no one in american knows its on or cares at all>usa wins
>>153376100not sure RanjeetLETS GO SWEDES
>>153376077This is how the swede is born btw
god DAMN what a beauty
SHE'S ICECOLD
SWEDEN NUMBA WAN
>>153376107so that the wammin can shout at the man because that's all they are good at
>>153376077>she's as autistic as she lookswould wife, but her brother would definitely kill me in my sleep
>>153376132
Kek why was the ameriburger helping them out
Could I qualify as a sweeper?
Damn good throw, wow
>>153376131stadium is 90% filled with trumptards
>>153376077>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>153376023bad news, anon, she's dating an American sport climber named Sean Bailey
>>153376145he was trying to get the stone out of the button
>>153376145you can sweep in the back half to try and keep it going through
What a draw
>>153376142>agrees to marry you>but her brother has to live with you both and will sometimes walk in "by mistake"
>>153376143She kind of looks like Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2
>>153376145grug see stone, grug rub ice
>>153376143this phenotype in america is geeky nerdy bitch
>>153376160>her brother has to live with you both and will sometimes walk in "by mistake"Is there a downside to this arrangement?
>>153376149Trailer park dwellers cant afford a trip to italy, let alone tickets to events.
AMERICA HAS THE MAGIC HAMMER
Trump is gonna pull a Maduro on Sweden if we lose
What’s the biggest accomplishment you have done with one of your siblings?
This aurtistic bitch stole Jenn's mojo
post the tard looking finno-swede om the viking helmet
>>153376165Don't forget degenerate as hell
>>153376159INHUMAN SWEEP ACTIONS
>>153376018The coverage on BBC1 ended over here, and they said we’d have to change over to BBC2. I did, and they didn’t show it right away because they decided to introduce us to curling and how it works and what had happened so far. If NBC is worse than that, I truly sympathise.
>>153376173i don't have any siblings or accomplishments
I already miss italian qt.
does sweeping the ice even do anything?
>>153376173my brother and i beat monster hunter iceborne together
HARD HARDER
>>153376177That's a good thing
I paypigged and got a month off peecock. Been worth it
Now drive we
>>153376184yes
>>153376184Are you retarded?
>>153376172How about you deal with Iran first
>>153376172ICE is standing by the liberate Malmo
>does sweeping the ice even do anything?No, it's just for TV
>>153376184probably not
>>153376173What do the buttons do
>>153376183sweden italy final would have been kino… next time
vem e juggen som intervjuar svenskorna
>>153376184based 75iq retard
>>153376184Well, it does make the stone curve :3
>>153376184well DUH
>>153376192upvoted
>>153376184Its like wiping your asshole, you wouldnt understand
sweden parking the bus again they will never try to risk and score when they dont have the hammer
What the fuck was that
Drpkin just dropped the ball
>>153376167Communist infiltrators nor their useful idiots have the desire to go to the olympics to cheer for their "opressor" country's athletes
>>153376131>no one in american knows its on or cares at allcan't imagine telling /sp/ i live in a non-white place like this, holy
HAARRRRRRD!
>>153376215When you have the lead, you don't have to be aggressive and possibly make mistakes
>>153376122il cibo è uno dei temi sui quali più ci piace prenderci in giro, ma in fondo commettiamo tutti i nostri "peccati mortali" e l'importante è non farsi condizionare.Ho un amico con una pizzeria di famiglia dove fanno la pizza con sopra la pasta al ragù, ed è pure una delle sue preferite
>>153376184>indian triggered by sweeping motions
>>153376123Humanities at Uppsala. But I see people looking like her all the time now as well, living in Stockholm
How perfect of a innie does Isabella have? It must be amazing and smell heavenly.
>>153376184no, it's mostly about tradition
>>153376184No
>>153376184it heats it up slightly and it travels faster. Really small changes in velocity can make a big difference
>>153376226why are you pretending to care about this? wish you were swedish?
kino right through
both teams trying to out-choke each other now
send webms
THREAD THE NEEDLE
What a shot
>>153376192kingen
>>153376184I've got to remember this one for the next Olympics.
>>153376233you can get a job with a humanitites degree in sweden? here every humanities grad is unemployed or working for daddy
HARDER HARDER HARDER
>pulled a muscle while sneezingWhat winter sport could i be good at
>>153376140shutup currycel, you'd cower in fear if one of our women even looked at you
>hard through the holeand i'm spent
Why do they move their brooms back and forth.I get that there is a magnet on it, which makes the stone curve towards it, but wouldnt keeping it still make it grab better?
>>153376273You're trying too hard
>>153376268skelleton
>>153376268>flagluge
why does she wear the glasses?
it would feel so good to punch the swedish woman in the face
>>153376273
>>153376268Luge
>>153376262>indian STEMcel stinking out my comfy curling thread you need to go back
>>153376167trailer park methheads wont show up at polling stations because they ll be arrested
Dropkin already tired
oof
>>153376273G8 b8 m8 r8 8/8
FUCK
Anyone else support literally ANY country if they're playing against the US, or is it just me?
Can ANYONE defeat Sweden?
This nigga has acne at his big age
>>153376283it's her curling glasses for maximum performance
if they get 2 in there I kneel
the CHAD dropkin unbothered
Dropkin is funny
Why do they slide the stones instead of just placing them where they want to?
At least we're making ballsy moves unlike the Brits
i heard you like guards bro
why didnt sweden block the yellowstone on the right? what a blunder
>>153376303The Olympics have always been US vs the world because you all seethe at us
>>153376076Mich Golden Lights
>>153376303has your support ever made a difference anon
>>153376153how the fuck???what demon did he sell his soul to for that how the fuck does this pairing even happenmaybe he's really good at—>Nonaka has helped Bailey start his bouldering career, with Bailey joking that she has "most of the skill in the relationship"HOW THE FUCK? WHAT DID HE DO? DID HE WRITE A BOOK? CAN I BUY IT?
our country is so woke and gay ughhh i hope america wins
Pretty weird set from both but we're all tied up
Silver is still pretty good
>>153376184style points
SWEDEN GET BACK THE MAGIC HAMMER
>1
they should have retried what they did last stone, they could have gotten 3
>Caitlin Clark namedropkek
>>153376303i do cheer for usa against chinaotherwise, i always cheer for the underdog (not usa)
>us
>>153376339t.elon/epstein misinformation project peter sweden
>>153376362based hegemon enjoyer
>>153376303i literally always root against france, israel, mexico, argentina/brazil, obv india/pakistan and all the arabs, and canada
>>153376355*blocks your path'nothing personnel
how frequent is it for the team with the hammer to score fewer points in an end?
What kind of last name is dropkin?
why are there circles on both sides though?
I don't get how this sport is scored
>people itt root for a country that isnt their own
>>153376382
>>153376379You didn't tho that's the thing
Who won the bronze game btw?>>153376262Of course. I did archaeology though so maybe not your typical Humanities field, but there are plenty of jobs for those guys as well
>>153376336>be whitethat's it
>>153376382Are you dumb, stupid, or both? Serious question
what happens if you have sand in your pocket and just happened to drop a few granulars right in the middle?
>>153376386i thought for sure we lost last round but we got a point wtf
Why are the Brit comms giving me the Coreys "how we met" story?
>>153376356I went to highschool with her boyfriend, his brother ran over and a killed a guy at a crosswalk and got a slap on the wrist
>>153376303yes
>>153376386you can just google "how curling is scored" and the first result is curlingbasics dot com with detailed explanation with drawings and shit
>>153376382so you don't have to take the stones all the way back every time i dont know but thats my guess
>>153376391she looked right at me and then won the bronze medal
>>153376386>I don't get how this sport is scoredClosest stone to the center scores 1 pointFind next closest to center - if same team as center, score another pointRepeat until the next closest is the opponent
>>153376391thr good guys
>>153376397thats why you have a broom dummy
>>153376381better than whatever scandi gibberish you have, sven
>>153376391Great Britain got btfo
Dropkin Status: Spent
I miss the Swiss girl
Is Trump watching right now?
DROPKIN WTF
>>153376388other than hoping for Stefania to enter the court naked and demanding the gold medal I don't have much to root for in regards of my country at this point
>it's a fuck up all your shots kcoreys gamecongratulations to ikea
>>153376419he's getting a diaper change
>>153376393THERE ARE HOTTER WHITE GUYS THOUGHhow the fuck did this literal Russel brand looking guy casually walk up to this woman, months after she'd won an Olympic silver and was getting ready to scale Mont Blanc, and have her say "yeah, let's have sex and also I'll support you financially"?Is he a wizard? Did he do a magic wizard spell? Goddamit I can barely focus on curling now.
>>153376388Only caring about your own country is kinda boring tbqh
>>153376408>googling it instead of guessing
>>153376418CUUUUUUUUUUUURL!
>>153376386it's how many stones you end up in the inner circle
>>153376423stefania is not for lewd
Why do they play on ice?
I'm sure the curling guys are used to hearing HARD even outside the court
Seems like teams fuck up making defensive easy shots more than aggressive ones
winner gets both girls and moves on to the MFF bracket
>>153376415Im genuinely curious it sounds slavic but made anglo for the anglo readers
Dropkin. Fucking metal slug weapon name.
DROPKIN REDEEMS SAAR
just now tuning in to this match, what have missed? any good moments/memes?
>>153376442Leave
>>153376339I've seen a graph on Xitter that claims Sweden has more Huwhites in 2026 than it had in 2022. All foreign nationals are said to remigrate more than they immigrate.
WHAT A BLUNDER
Shuster would be mopping these bums up
do the women do anything besides yell
>>153376461That's not true
>>153376457just a blunder from us but nothing big
>>153376442Thats why they have earing aids
SWEDEN IS WASTING THE MAGIC HAMMER
fuck this could get bad
>>153376472they carry the baby for 9 months
uh oh sweden where are all your rocky thingies
>>153376472No. But anyway, back to curling.
>>153376440then I'll root for you guys, just this once
>>153376469Actually the biggest joke that he beat THE GOAT Edin
How retarded am I for not seeing what everyone else sees when it's a ZOMG MASSIVE BLUNDER
anglo revenge :)
Hello how is this game going? I will be supporting Sweden because it makes us look less bad
>>153376487lmao
fuck
>>153376410>>153376412>>153376416Benissimo :D
how do they make these patterns in the ice? like how is the olympic logo frozen in ice like that?
>>153376476https://x.com/AmandisSWE/status/2017333717614600438status: fact checkedwhitepill: denied
>>153376491this shit is for snow retards, just watch it and marvel and how dumb it is
>>153376491I just say it after every shot
>>153376504curious feller aren't ya. it's just paint.
>>153376477who's fault?I feel like Dropkin is obviously great but also goes too big at times.
"tricky" with a lil zesty shake
how fast can one of those stones be launched?
Why do all these "blonde" people have dark roots?
CAN ON USA
>>153376430most races are kind of face blind to other races. as long as you aren't fat and don't have any objectively weird features, you're probably decently attractive to other races. this absolutely works this other way, that jap woman would be considered mid as fuck by other japs
i cant watch
>>153376509based
>>153376504Go back to Canada, faggot
>>153376519Dropkin
>>153376504relics from the ice age
>>153376491just look at how many stones each team still has to throw and guess what they might do next
who does girl Corey remind me of? she looks like an actress or something but I can't think of the name.
PUUUHHhhhh...
When will USA balkanize? It seems like half the country hates the other half.
>>153376544I would just throw to the bullseye every time. I have no idea what this 15-2 10-3 shit means.
>>153376548She kinda looks like Amy Pohler from SNL/Parks and Recreation
>>153376526Why would ask a question you already know the answer to?
Why dont the swedes just bang away the american stones everytime, now that theyre in the lead?
if it was me i would throw the rock as hard as i can and just clean all the stones out every single turn
>Hey Philip you are Isabellas boyfriend?>Its Albin.....>Sorry Albin
>>153376548your aunt who used to spank you til you liked it
>>153376562not enough gap in points probably
Bet Isabella is kinky af.
>>153376552I'll let you in on a secret. The only reason the Olympics exist anymore is to stave this off. We've tricked the whole planet into dumping billions of dollars into hosting this so we don't have a civil war.
>>153376572based
Do the women curlers always take the last stone?
please we need this gold norway got 6 already
>>153376563Based magic hammer caller
>>153376552Give it 10 years
>>153376552lad what you see online is not reality, i dont know a single person who hates anyone irl. its just loud ragebaiters online attentionfarming and occasional small cases in libtard cities
>>153376576>hej albin
>>153376487
>>153376531I get it, I'm just fucking annoyed that this objective goddess is gonna waste those genes on a white 5/10. And honestly if he had a shot with her SO DID I GODDMIT >:(
>>153376548I'll figure it out next week when no one cares anymore.
OROA DIG INTE UNGEN
>>153376595knugen
>>153376553>I would just throw to the bullseye every timei'd just bump your stone away lol
>>153376504they are literally stickers no different from the ones at basketball courts
>Sweden winning even though our best player is out due to injury from fighting in the Russia Ukraine warYou’re all fucked in 2030 btw when he’s back
>>153376600if you think he's a 5/10 you don't understand women and thus never had a chance
>>153376572I think there's a rule against doing this so soon but who would even stop them? The judges are so far away.
>>153376552it's just internet BS. I live in a blue city in a blue state and a third of us still voted for Trump. there can be no civil war because who would fight who?
i'm drunk
>>153376626bro, it's not even noon
why are you like this?
>>153376617the ghost of stockholm
>>153376626>flagyeah we know
>A brother and sister couple is very weird and inappropriate. Should NOT be allowed!
>>153376613I didn't say I was going to win. That's the whole point. I am too stupid to play this game.
>>153376621If he's a 5, I'm a fucking 9.
>>153376626yeah
>>153376552You know what the fat fucks hate more than anything?Leaving their house. Aint nobody doing shit, they just like to have big fat fucking mouths which spews garbage (in between bites of their big macs)
>>153376577no that's Goatstantini
Thiesse’s portrait makes her look fucking OLD damn
my wife is in labor lads
>>153376630>What is a different timezoneC'mon man!
>>153376626Based Dane
>>153376461bullshit"swedish" in these statistics means nothing come see for yourself, most cities are now 50%+ non white and 50+% of people under the age of 20 aren't swedish
magic hammer status?
>>153376657Tell her to wait until the game's over
>>153376634we like to have fun
>>153376657the baby can wait, you gotta watch this curl
>>153376553if you do that and your opponents go last it'll end with them smashing your last stone away and getting a point, that's why they position some stones just to block or they put them near enemy stones to make them hard to remove. If you expect to win the round you might also try spreading out the stones in the circle to try and make multiple points. Idk what the numbers mean either, probably away to address specific positions inside the circle or common layouts of stones
>>153376626what are you drinking?
>>153376657congrats
>>153376657Can I suck her after birth turds?
>>153376626what did you get druk on? Tuborg grön?
>>153376657has she said anything about keir resigning? getting sick of waiting
>>153376657tell her to curl out that baby HARD
>>153376657tell her to clench for another hour, game isn't over yet
>ice sweeping thread is fastest moving thread on the website
why don't they sweep the path before throwing the stone in the direction they want the stone to go in?
>>153376657Give the father my congratulations
>>153376625lmao @americans trying to psyop us into thinking this just happens onlinehowever eurotards who screw over their own policies about ICE are even more stupidor France which sold its own high tech company branch because it was working with ICE>>153376662I'd know what it's like sadly
>>153376657>my wife is in labor ladsShove something up in there to plug the opening
>>153376657She gonna pop a curling stone out of her box?
>>153376626ayy me toowhy the fuck am i watching curling at 2amanywayCAMON SWEDIN SCOR SAM FACKIN GOALS
>>153376673But then I would score a point with the hammer and we'd just keep it going into overtime. I can't lose.
>>153376670Very unbecoming
>>153376657If you win it is white, if you lose it is black
>>153376674>>153376680Negronis in honor of Italy
>>153376657HARD! HARD! HARD HARD HARD HARD HAAAAARD! PUSH! GOOD LINE! GOOD LINE!
>>153376572>>153376624I guess that's what the guards are for
>>153376657If they clamp the umbilical cord immediately, it starves your baby of oxygen to its brain. Dont let them clamp early, they love to do it
>>153376681hate that i laughed at this
/biz/ idea:curling but with a curled ice surface
>>153376694believe whatever you want frogtard, he asked and we answered
>>153376626Drinking vodka and apple cider
>>153376657She should be working an office job instead.
>>153376710Based
AHHHHHHH (are we shitting the bed or not)
>>153376690Poles would probably be really good at it if they tried
>>153376710Now that is something I can respect. Enjoy getting drukerer
>>153376717Curling with bumpers and you can bounce it for angled shots and off the back for rebound shots
mixed doubles goldmens goldwomens goldtotal swedish victory
>>153376717They should put a ramp at the centerline
>>153376657Tell her to curl not sweep
>>153376739that's just irl pinballwe should do this
>>153376741this means we won't win, thanks for the jinx
>>153376552lol no. one side has all of the guns and is vastly overrepresented in the police and military. would not be a fair fight
>>153376657Dubs and you name it after the winner
>>153376701they'd probably find a clever way to bounce stones around to make it so it ends with two of theirs closer to the center than yours. Also there's some kind of tie break from what I've heard but I've yet to see it so no idea how it works
Chad French commentator recalling how he personally beat Wranå at some tournament in 2015. Good lad.
>>153376741ANULO MUFA
>>153376626WHAT A LIFE
vad är det egentligen för människor som skriver i SVTplays kommentatorfält
>>153376710bro i know italians are sorta swarthy but thats a bit harsh
>>153376731>AHHHHHHH (are we shitting the bed or not)AHHHHH (I can't tell I'm too smoothbrained for the strategy)
>>153376764in figure skating there's a guy dancing to minion music, dressed up like one
sweden are the arsememe of curling
Shake those hips white boy
vad är det egentligen för människor som skriver i 4chans kommentatorfält
>>153376762>they'd probably find a clever way to bounce stones around to make it so it ends with two of theirs closer to the center than yoursweet ik>Also there's some kind of tie break from what I've heard but I've yet to see it so no idea how it worksrock paper scissors?
>>153376552like so
It's absolutely useless to wipe the ice, you could play without brooms and get the exact same results. Gay "sport".
americhokes
>>153376796appalachia represent
>>153376771Boomers
>>153376717>>153376739>>153376742>Krazy KurlingComing to a retail park near you
>>153376774I'm eating dinner, trying to decipher the smoke signals from here, and you are NOT helping.I wonder if I'll have a burger flag or spagett flag
I'm scared brehs...
>>153376796This map is retarded
>>153376800Someone should play like this once to prove it.
>>153376800>he doesn't know
Both the women look completely soulless
Why are they putting it there when it's their last stone and USA have the closest to the middle?
okay, broomer
>>153376800if the stone is slow enough, melting the ice can help you rotate it more, or move it further
>>153376825They are Ice Queens, what do you expect
it's joever, the coreys are too wiped after their marathon sex celebration last night for beating italy
PHEW
>>153376789>rock paper scissors?mud wrestling among the ladies
>>153376826they could get another point
>>153376825Shut the FUCK up you worthless medallet
Ah that was a good effort though
>>153376774sweden are parking the bus whenever they dont have the hammer
Bruh
SWEDEN GET THE MAGIC HAMMER BACK
why didn't she just bank shot it off of the side wall to tuck it in the little gap there for 2?
The us women's so flat chested.
>>153376657Xongrats
OMFG this match will be the end of me!
>>153376807I don’t want to get a passport to see my mom :(
>>153376849let's gooooo
WTF? How is that only 1 point and not 4?
those ski towns look comfy i should learn to ski
>>153376850I think they tried it
when is canada playing?
>>153376825
>>153376826from what i understand they alternate between whose "attacking" side and "defending" one depending on who goes lastso in this turn americans are going last, that gives them advantage to score points so instead of preventing them from scoring completely sweden just want to put their stones as defensivly possible to give as few points as possible - we know you will score at least one since you go last so we want to ensure you only get one next turn swedes will be the ones going last so they'll be more aggressive
>>153376849WTF, RIGGED GAME
still really close game
So which of the females is more attractive?
>>153376868>alla sportersorry sven, only jesus sporter matters here
imagine if they cared about curling
>>153376732We were actually banned until three years ago, due to our curling federation becoming a money laundering scheme. Our curlers rebelled and demanded the WCF switch recognition to a newly formed association. It took them a few years to agree.As such, we're building up the rankings from the bottom. Our men failed the qualifier, and the women/mixed aren't yet ranked high enough to even try.
>>153376852>no flat chested mommy to scream at you for fucking up your choresshe's literally perfect, bros
>>153376872Problem is you need to win big in this one and you don't have the hammer
>>153376826denial/protection so they only get a point i would guess>>153376849Thank you based magic hammer announcer
>What should we chant?>The name of our country over and over!!!!!!Why are Americans so primitive?
>>153376884the ICE part scares them away
>>153376825Go to bed Mohammad
>>153376891Explain hammer pls
>>153376884Mexicans would be curling up for their afternoon siestas and the Poles would be curling up into balls sobbing as they beg for war reps from y'all again
>>153376826>Why are they putting it there when it's their last stone and USA have the closest to the middle?It's better to concede a single point when you don't have the last shot, rather than taking the risk and giving up moreThink of it like tennis - you're expected to "hold serve" and get a point when you have hammerThe game comes down to the other team stealing a point without hammer, or the hammer team to get 2+ on their "serve"
>>153376843>>153360544won't tell you again
>>153376732it looks fun, i'd try out if they organized some event here
>>153376894Nigger blood
>>153376905The right to play the last stone during the end.
>>153376905Extra throw basically, means Sweden will go last so they have the strategic advantage
>>153376911done him AGAIN
SWEDEN ARE USING THEIR MAGIC HAMMERPOWERPLAY IN USE
Oh njo...it's över...
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>>153376905>Explain hammer plsHammer = last shot of the roundHammer goes to the team which did not score on the previous end/round
i just beat pokemon scarlet should i buy the two dlc’s and play those, or should i play pokemon sword+dlc’s that i already own
>>153376905Throwing second in that particular end so a major advantage
>>153376864Closest stone to the center my burger friend.
>>153376940Dickhead
>>153376939for me
>>153376864start at the center. team with the closest stone gets a point. go to stone next closest to the center. if it's the same team, they get another point and keep counting stones. if it's the other team, stop counting, scoring is done. repeat as needed. if the closest and second closest stones belong to different teams, the round is only worth 1 point, the other stones don't matter for scoring
>>153376912Look up Łódź Curling, they host newbie seminars many times every year.
>>153376940Wait for at least page 5, you fucking tourist
>US fans cheering at that mistakeSHUT UP PLEASE
>>153376944You should grow up
>>153376905you can use it to break a stone once, it's a powerup
>>153376894>>153376914Sorry national pride isn’t illegal here quite yet unlike your permacucked “countries”.
>>153376966it's not like any of us understand what's happening either
>>153376822Check thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA27m26nuk8
ITS OVER
>>153376965If its past page 1, its dead you retard
>>153376889lol thats hilarious. I hope you get it in order so you can be better at olympics again
Is knocking their rock out good?
>autistic sport>autistic discussion about thread making decorumhehe
>>153376990>no broomingholy slurp
post the cute elf swede webm from the last olympic
>>153377046Yeah that's the point, brooms are just for the show and are proven useless by wheelchair bros.
phew
>>153377036no that's terrible, the stones are expensive and they should never touch
>>153377154
Is it over?
>>153377185
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>>153377260
CLUTCH TIME HEREWEGO
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>>153377461
>>15337751797% accurate
Seems like sportsmanship and class won.
>>153377743Brother Sister combo
>>153377743Violent sex
/curl/ threads will be invaded by SEA weebs at the womens event won’t it…
Victory ceremony
>>153378320World Curling President
>>153378341Italy Bronze
>>153378378USA Silver
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>>153378434Sweden Gold
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>>153378207My wives from Loco Solare aren't in it but Yoshimura is still hot, so yes.
>>153378467>Americans smiling and happy for them>Italians look like somebody just farted Why are Americans such good sports?
>>153379226he's about to snap
>>153380417I'd snap if my planned hometown glory victory was fucked up by some Swedish autist's lucky clutch freeze.
>>153379226The Americans are just happy to be there, the Italians have decided on a blood fued.
