>Schedule:https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/cur/x/team2-------------/team-sports-schedule-event>Watch CBC (Canadian VPN required):https://gem.cbc.ca/collection/olympics-curling>Watch SVT (Swedish VPN required):https://www.svtplay.se/os-2026-curling>Watch YLE (Finnish VPN required):https://arenan.yle.fi/1-76727632>Watch NRK (Norwegian VPN required):https://tv.nrk.no/programmer/ol-curling>Watch ARD (German VPN required):https://www.ardmediathek.de/>Previous:>>153361709 >Tuesday 10th February08:05 EST / 14:05 CETMixed Doubles Bronze Medal Game - Sheet CGreat Britain 3Italy 512:05 EST / 18:05 CETMixed Doubles Gold Medal Game - Sheet CSwedenUnited States
right on the button
Wonder if anyone's ever won 40-0
chant USA USA USA one more time and im detonating my vest
ooof muttoids are getting shakycute swedish sibling couple cookin
>>153376963you can concede after 6 ends
it's over
SHE WAS ON PAGE 2 YOU SICK FUCK
how many rounds do they go
>>153376981Wonder if anyone's ever won 30-0 after 6 ends
idk how Dropkin deals with it. his partner always sounds like she's irritated and reprobating him as she barks out directives with that stressed inflection.
det är över
Americans sing the national anthem before any sportsgame. It's sickening stuff guys.
>>1533769928 and an extra deciding round if they're drawing at that point
wonder if anyone's ever won 50-0 after 7 ends
>>153376968>U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! >U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
>yikes yikes yikesThat doesnt sound good
>>153377004he and amos will go into men's doubles together as domestic abuse victims
>>153377005Hun kan fikse mig
These swedes aren't really people
>>153377009AND THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE
Sweden seem to be falling apart a little bit
it's over for us
>>153377004if theisse screaming at you doesn't get you chubbed up, you might be gay
Both teams are fucking up so hard right now
Rasmus is fucking up
>>153377005Her look of disgust at my tiny penis.
IT'S NEVER BEEN MORE ÖVER
>>153377039>>153377043i take all positive comments towards us as sarcasm now i am a beaten dog
>>153377039Not enough egg in the meatballs
THEY'RE CHOKINGUS BROS THEY'RE CHOKING
how do you say it's over in your language?
i just beat scarlet should i buy the dlc and play that or should i just play sword+dlcs that i already own, just never played
ES IST VORBEI
this is starting to look like a semen slurping sport
What's going on in sweden?
SWEDEN WASTED THE MAGIC HAMMER
You can do it!
>>153377068is scarlet your wife?
>>153377079lack of bitcoin reserves
absolute choke off today
Rasmus and Dropkin both fucking up is kinda funny
Post cats>>153377062It’s joever
JESUS CHRIST, HE JUST SWUNG AND HIT THE SWEDISH GUY WITH THE BROOMWTF IS WRONG WITH HIM
4-3 woooooo
MY HEART
>>153377070too early to start with the cope, m8, you're still in this
>>153377009You guys dont?
wtf the fuck is a power play
hanging on by a thread..CAN YOU CHOKE ALREADY
>>153377058Have to eat the falukorv instead
You lucky fuckin borks
>>153377016>For Olympic records, the two largest victories were at the initial 1924 games. Great Britain beat Sweden 38-7, then the next day beat France 46-4.
Luck sweep
AMERICA GOT THE MAGIC HAMMER
AND I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAAAANWHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE
>>153377104when she turns on the vibrator part of the strap-on
>>153377079This is nuts
she looks like a blonde moaning myrtle
>>153377104They move the placed stones over.
curling is so exciting
>>153377109How the mighty have fallen
Burgers need to lock in BIG now
>>153377084TOMTEBLOSS!
Sweden YES
who og /curl/ here?
Can these cornfed hicks actually do something with the hammer this time?
I WANNA KNOW WHERE THE GOLD AT
>lose gold by a millimetersure why not
What was that shot?
what is the hammer
>>153377137+3 calling it now
AMERICA HAS ACTIVATED THE MAGIC HAMMERPOWERPLAY ACTIVATED
SHUSTER IS A REAL ONE
>>153377136i was here... 4 years ago....
>>153377106That actually sounds tasty. How is it compared to bologna/hot dogs?
>5 in the 8th>sweden
We lost
It's 100% over for the US
LMAOSVERIGE SVERIGE SVERIGE
Oh fuck
ameribros, we still in this?
THE FUCK WAS THAT THIESSE?!?!?!
>>153377091
LMAO USA AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
lmao what was that
SAIL
>>153377136does anyone actually use the Thread Watcher? always seemed kind of pointless to me. maybe better for really slow threads you don't keep open?
How long do these matches last?I wonder if I will get to finish dinner and watch>these damn italians take so long to serve mealsI do not mind if I only get to watch the medal ceremony as long as we are gold
>her husband
we're getting owned this end
Shuster wouldnt have done that
This game will be decided by who chokes harder
ameribros this is a competition, it's insulting to not try
HAHAHA WHAT A LOSER
>amerisilver
What the fuck you stupid slut
>>153377166>ameribros, we still in this?If we can give up only one in this end, and then get a miracle 2 points in the 8th to push it to extra ends, maybeBut that's a big maybe
>>153377166no not at all>he didn't bet sweden +140
we are more of a figure skating nation anyway
>>153377180>he doesnt know
>>153377004As someone who understands both languages, Bella is way worse. She sounds like the captain of a ship going down in a storm
>>153377180Almost finished. Looking grim for burgerland.
>>153377157Almost the same except falukorv taste more of fatty pork :3
Thiesse may have fucked it with that first throw
>>153377150Thor's hammer, only Thor and Captain America can wield it hence why it's only appeared in USA vs sweeden matches
>>153377187shuster wouldn't qualify either
Time to activate the magnets
My girlfriend is yelling at me that dinner is served, is she implying something?
>>1533771362010 /curl/
>>153377221I C BAJS
Needs a big play here
>>153377136
>>153377150it kills bowser
>>153377226ice rigging, engaged
>>153377228do you smell fish?
>>153377228Yeah, what did she mean by this? :o
I have a confession to make. I hate USA
>>153377221THROWSEN
>>153377179I use it but mine autoclears when the threads archive
>>153377205Given for a burger>>153377212God-fucking-damnit
>>153377253stunning and brave
det är över för oss
>>153377179usually just prune every once in a blue moon unless i have a rogue (you)
What are those marks on his face? Is Dropkin injecting meth into his forehead?
YES CAM ON USA
>announcers saying it's an unlucky break for swedeni think they're just mocking us now
>>153377248Stuvade makaroner with stekt falukorv. I yelled at her to serve me in the sofa. Curse after curse from her filthy finnish mouth. Should I ask her about the finnish medals?
NEJ NEJ NEJ NEJ NEJ NEJ NEJ
>>153377253i can't believe you just said that
>>153377253You can only confess sins
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
They have mongolian genetics
I already took my sleep meds so this can not go to extra ends. End this please, Cories
HELL YEAH, GOOD SHIT DROPKIN
LET IT HAPPEN SWEDEN
It's over
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
HELVETE!!!
hey wait a minute I'M BEGINNING TO BELIEVE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
We’re fucked. Fucking retarded tactics
>>153377291isnt it middle of the day for you niggas
we lost
rasmus flubbed it trying to impress his sister-wife, many such cases
holy choke, sweden might lose it for real
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>153377248Whats that supposed to mean!?!
NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS
NANIAMERICA CAN WIN IT ALL NOW
jaja, blev silver åtminstone
USA!USA!USA!
no no no no no no the bad guys are supposed to lose
It's never finished wtf, how many ends do they play ?
Rocks
Det är slut...
>>153377307Overnight worker
its fucking over
>dropkin with the early showboatinglmaoooo
ISABELLA ISABELLA ISABELLA ISABELLA ISABELLA
SOMEBODY BREAK THIS SWEDE CUNT'S LEGS
good shot but its still over
Holy shit batmana That was bretty goood
We’re still in it!
>>153377279>finnish wifedoes she know about this?
Helsinki these nuts
WE NEED A MIRACLE
oh shit, the sister-wife saved it
>>153377290I've seen 2 webms of the Swedish girl.She must truly be the best of the best. Nation of stunners, and they put forth a butterface
USA>USA USA>USA USA>USA
>>153377338Got to score at least 1 in your last end with the hammer. Can't be doing a Team GB.
FUCK ME WHAT A GAME
this sport fucking rules
Gonna go take a ride in my pickup truck and shoot some guns to celebrate lads
USAUSAUSAUDIUSAUSAUSAGEUSAUSA
>1 into 8th>no ham
what happens if sweden gets 1 with the hammer and it's tied after the 8th end?
>>153377351>WE NEED A MIRACLEYou have the hammer in the 8th, and only down 1Goddamn I love this sport
What do Minnesota and Sweden have in common?
So who gets the hammer if it goes to overtime?
>>153377319THEY'RE POOR! THEY SUCK AT MIXED-DOUBLES CURLING!
>>153377351the fuck you mean? you have hammer next end
Who won bronze?
Swedebros...
>>153377368extra end
>not getting those 2 in the 1st endwhat did we mean by this?
>>1533773228, but it might go after regulation if the Swede can’t get 2.
>>153377363He's HIM
>>153377267>CLEAN IT UP JANNY>CLEEEEAAAAN
we always choke when it mattersi cant watch
>>153377368goes to an extra end
>>153377363mak'er squirt!
>>153377368OVERTIME
dumb muttoids dont know theres huge pressure on them now
>>153377378Shitaly
I believe
>>153377368Extra innings
AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICANWHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE
>>153377374USA because we have to score to get to the EE
>>153377378italy
Reminder NBC is showing skiing instead of this event.
>>153377374The hammer comes alive and they need to team up to stop it
>>153377345I might have been taunting her since before the olympics started. She doesn't care... typical finnish response
>>153377371Elite QOL continue to cope
>>153377364I like it because I understand it within 3 seconds of watching it
>no hammerOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>153377368the men each get a gold medal and the women a silver
>>153377370>>153377377Means USA has hammer in the extra end, no?USA gets free win if so.
>>153377374no hammer, both teams throw at the same time
>>153377395OVERCURL
>>153377398>>153377405Good, fuck Britistani
>>153377374Hammer always goes to the team that doesn't scoreTo get to the extra end, Sweden has to score, so the US would get it
>>153377398usa will win because of this post btwi curse thee
I mean lets be honest. Mixed is the woke medal, it is all about the male/female group.
I forgot to go to the bathroom before the game and now I'm going to piss and shit my pants at either outcome.
>>153377374Thor
Would be a proper kino sport if the lane was twice as long and they got rid of the brushing
>>153377384>84 or maybe 5 ends weren't enough ffs ?
>>153377435holy cope
>>153377430Doesn't sound like a curse...
How to get cute yelling at me swede chud gf?
dropkin is gassed bros not good
Any stones you put on the button are getting heemed out by my nibba k-drop
GET DROPKIN AN OXYGEN TANK STAT
Yeah we’re nor getting a 2 here, we’re fucked
get this guy an oxygen tank
STOP LAUGHING!
Dropkin is going to die.
>>153377435>Hetero curling is wokethe absolute state of sweeden
>>153377403Kuken...
>>153377435Many are saying this
>>153377453GET HIM AN ASTHMA INHALER
What happens if it's a tie?
we need to win this, curling is literally our national sport
>>153377455
>>153377465SEND THE NORWEGIAN TEAM
>Dropkin can't even speakkek
>>153377457>Dropkin is going to die.You missed the pun of "Drop dead"I am disappoint
c'mon you cunts throw some stones
dropkin looks hungover
Timeout because he can't breathe kek
I like how USAs coach is like your friends mom
Swede Över Kult
>>153377466we can share :)
>>153377466make friends and share
Let's see some kino Dropkin
>>153377466Incest
>>153377466Utslagsomgång!
>>153377466they cut the gold and silver medals in half and give half of each to each team
american chad and stacy are mogging the swedish autistic siblingscurling has fallen
>>153377466funeral if its a tieparty if its a bow
>>153377400I believe that
>thiese
ACK
its over
>>153377435women's curling is woke. mixed is about sexual tension while your female partner screams at you to sweep harder. it's based as fuck
how come we never see +50yo in this sport? is it sweeping who kills boomers
final stone and a FUCKING HAMMERHEAD SHARK BURSTS THROUGH THE ICE
>sweden gets red>usa gets yellowthese colors are backwards
LMAOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAA I CANT WATCH PLEASE JUST GET SOME FUCKIGN POINTS
FOOK IT'S ALL GONE WRONG
Why didn't the Swedish team clean the American stone away? Aren't you allowed to clean in the last round?
No bueno
Bro just had a panic attack. Knew he was going to fuck it up
lol when they do the heart monitor gimmick and it doesnt show them with an elevated pulse
I can't take this anymore!
Noooooo
would be funny if the burger faints
Goy rage
That seemed stupid why didn't they just block on yhe other side
Swedenbros were so back
uh phrasing?
wtf is this shit? figure it out on your own
at least we went down swinging unlike some teams we know
>>153377510No clearing guards by the first 3 stones played.
>>153377477accurate
WE'RE HAVING A TIMEOUT CAN YOU STFU YOU FUCKING DOGS
USA USA
It’s over
classless americansamericans should be banned from international sport events
Crowd seriously needs a new chant
You ass aye?
WHAT'S GOING ON explain it like i am 5
usa chants when the swedish coach comes to talkreal weak aura ameritards
OOOGA BOOGA HAVE TO SCREAM USA AS LOUD AS WE CAN OOGA
Can they not take out the yellow and leave 3 in the house?
>>153377530at least we got on the podium, unlike some other teams
>>153377521Vaccine status?
Americans start yelling during swede deliberationshameful
>>153377535Yeah this is cringe
Sweden's gonna choke, the patriotic USA chants are too intimidating to woke Swedes
hey coach, it's a 30 second timeout, how about some fucking hustle?
>curling known for it's strategic chess moment and silenceuntil the burgers came, even in time out
Foreigners are so mad they'll never have a kino chant
ACTIVATE IT
>>153377541Nah it’s perfect because it’s so simple and causes easy seethe
It's actually based to be an annoying asshole, yuros don't get it
NOOOOOOOOOOO ITS OVER FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>153377547at least we won the league title
CHOKE-OFFTHE TEAM THAT CHOKES LAST LOSES
NOOOOOOOOOO
YES CHOKE SWEDEN CHOKE
over
The Swedish guy deserves the gold for turning up with '90s hair.
>>153377551It is unlikely they knew sweden was having a timeout.
>>153377570wtf man
wtf was that????? lmao
>>153377575he's literally me
>>153377551They haven't shut the fuck up all week. No decorum.
>>153377558Sweden YES is pretty good though
americans playing too consistent they deserve it
they got too cocky
we're still in this
It’s ogre
are we back?
TOO DEEP FUUUUUUCK
PLEASE RASMUS DONT CHOKE PLASE PLEASE PLEASE
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO WHY DID THEY FUCKING RISK
GGs
Counterchoke
ffs these cunts are just as shit as us
WHO CAN CHOKE HARDER
CHOKE HARDER AMERITARDS
>dropkin asks for what to do>bitch says "wait" 5 times instead of answering him
>>153377570patriot
Damn thought we had that
OH SAY CAN YOU BREATHE
>>153377557>can’t handle a wittle cwowd noiseDo you even sports bro?
WE GOT OURSELVES A CHOKE-OFF
oh dear..
>up to his sisterFreudian slip?
where's goatstantini when you need her?
CHOOOOOKE
>>153377605>it's finemen's doubles when??
>>153377387It's just curling, it doesn't count in the end.
FUCKING THROW
WTF
okay now its over for real
choooooookemus
Haha rasmus go kill yourself
CHOKE AFTER CHOKE AFTER CHOKE
>>153377609kek
Cmon Sweden
REEEEEEEE
WOWSWEDEN JUST CHOKED IT ALL AWAY
JESUS FUCK I CAN'T TAKE THIS
>USA chokes giving sweden an opportunity>sweden chokes>USA chokes again>sweden chokes yet again
FÖR KÖÖÖRT!
CHOKE OFF
We’re so back
Both teams are simultaneously over and so back at any given time
>>153377615she belongs to new jersey honestlyit's coming home
COUNTER COUNTER CHOKEits over
lmao this is so bad
"that's a horrible shot" -TNT broadcast
insane choke off this game wew
The whole court is covered is spaghetti
THANK YOU RASMUS GREATEST ALLY
this is what you get when you have UNIQLO
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ
Keep going I'm almost there.As in I'm walking back to my hotel where I can watch the game now
>womans pushing nowit's ogre innit
chokeling
Shut the fuck up, crowdThey need to talk to each other!
Is my stream lagging, wtf is everyone talking about?
i wish we were in the final tbf
HAAAAAARRRRD HARD HARD HARD HARD
Thiesse's thigh gap
GOT TO BE A SWEDEN WIN NOWDO NOT FUCK THIS UP
and i was gonna build some ikea furniture today
>>153377643schrodinger's stone
Anyone remember this Canadan Milf from 2010? She had the best "HAAAAAAAAAARD"s
>>153377659She’s unironically better than the dude
WE CAN WIN ITS POSSIBLE
FUCK YOU SWEDEN CHOKE CHOKE AGAIN
cuckrling
Coach Primate
I SEE IT I CAN SEE THE CODE
gg
how the fuck did Canada lose to this shit???
I CANT TAKE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's ova
>>153377679GOAT curlmilf
Sweden please choke so I can sleep
DON'T YOU CHOKE
Easy 2 for the swede surely
what happens if they accidentally touch the stones with the broom or with their foot or somethingor got in the others way to broom
>>153377680Needs a womans soft touch
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BELLA BELLA BELLA BELLA!SVERIGE SVERIGE SVERIGE!
>>153377546That would probably have been too much of a gamble. They're good, but they can't ever guarantee that a stone will do exactly what they want.YAY (JEJ) SVERIGE
Maybe the real final was Italy vs UK?
I LOVE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
LMAO
JAAAAA
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EZ sweden LETS F GO
G U L D E X T R A
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gay
GULDEXTRA
JJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT PART OF SWEDEN ARE YOU FROM???
ez, Dont even reply to me Ameroid
Americans got too cocky
SUCK IT AMERIFATS
Sweden yes
TRUMP GET THEM THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY. NOW
TRUMP LOOOOOOST YES FUCK ICE FUCK USA
Fucking hell mutts you had all the chances
IT IS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGET FUCKED AMERITARDS
:(
HAHAHAHAHA JADÅJAAADÅÅFY FAN VA BRAAAAGULDEXTRAAAAA
Get eaten Americans
GG Sweden
JAJAJAJAJA PINCHE PENDEJO WHITE PEOPLE CHOKE.
GODDAM IT FUCK THIS GAY SPORT
Good game Swedes, congrats
GULDET KOMMER HEMHOT SIBLING SEX TONIGHT
GO HOME BURGERS
US-ACK>US-ACKUS-ACK>US-ACK
Yeah curling is gay
HELL SEGER H ELL SEGER
TOTAL FAGA DEATH
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
We’re gonna booty blast you faggots in the men’s team
SWEDEN YES>SWEDEN YESSWEDEN YES>SWEDEN YESSWEDEN YES>SWEDEN YESSWEDEN YES>SWEDEN YESSWEDEN YES>SWEDEN YESSWEDEN YES>SWEDEN YESSWEDEN YES>SWEDEN YESSWEDEN YES>SWEDEN YESSWEDEN YES>SWEDEN YESSWEDEN YES>SWEDEN YESSWEDEN YES>SWEDEN YESSWEDEN YES>SWEDEN YES
JAAAAAAAAAAAA What a fucking game, good thread lads
The second dude took 2 minutes to catch his breath you knew this shit was over
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fucking hell today has been roughgrats sweden
SWEDEN YES!>SWEDEN YES!SWEDEN YES!>SWEDEN YES!SWEDEN YES!>SWEDEN YES!SWEDEN YES!>SWEDEN YES!SWEDEN YES!>SWEDEN YES!SWEDEN YES!>SWEDEN YES!
>>153377731that's not very sportsmanlike. maybe stick to the summer Olympics threads
WE ARE SVEEDISH VIKINGShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ZcRGarC5U
>>153377710:3
>>153377672>>153377728ÅLAND
It's ok the Swedes had the cuter girl
>>153377710this 100%
Nice. Shame that Curling isn't a real sport though
Brother sister team!!!
F U C K U S AUCKUSA
lmao fuck muricans
DROPKIN WHY SO SILENT?
fuck this semen slurping sport
>>153377728VÄRMLAAAND!
>>153377734You need ice to play, retardfaggot
holy hell what a match
>>153377741how did she do that
>>153377728doggerland
When's round two?
THIS ONE IS FOR BAD BUNNY!
HE FU SE
I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER ABOUT BEATING USALITERALLY EVIL INCARNATE
>>153377774fuck you!
>>153377728Kalmar reporting in
Reminder that Europe is getting 10M+ Jeets all because america made H1Bs cost 6 figures.
i kneel to swedish supremacy
much better than last time so can't complainggs swedesi sleep now
Comforting to know we lost to the winners and are actually the third best team
>USA USA US-ACK
FUCK ICEFUCK TRUMPFUCK MAGASWEDEN YES
NOOOO
The good guys won Dropkin is a fucking performative faggot
FASCISTS LOSEAGAINSWEDEN YES
>SIBLINGS WIN OLYMPIC GOLDKino
INCEST AUTISM WINS
EAT SHIT YOU FAT FUCKING FUCKS
I wanted Sweden to win
Dropkin unironically gassed himself out
>>153377766Based
THAT'S IT NATO IS OVER!!!!
>>153377734>curling >fuck ice Anon…>>153377800It’s 1:44 PM you sack of shit
>>153377764I am sorry, had a rough day so venting. At least you are not like the shitty garbage island outside of france
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
So those two from Sweden are definitely going to fuck later, right?
You guys were saying it was over for both sides back and forth. Will never trust your commentary again.
>guldskutt
stupid game anywaygood job swedes
USA is now a brown country.
Du gamla du fria!!Fuck off janks
Their lands are already infested with 50M Sandniggers and now they're getting JEETED kek
>>153377728Öshötland
HITLER WON
BURNING ALL MY IKEA FURNITURE
>>153377728SStralsunder reporting in
amerisharts BTFO
>>153377810Stockholm is my favourite syndrome
>>153377429Isn't that effectively a free win for the team that gets hammer in the first end if every round is 1 point for the hammer team?1 A2 B3 A4 B5 A6 B7 A8 BExtra: A
>>153377827I work overnights fucktard
>>153377843it's made out of plastic don't do that
dropkin deserved to lose for being a smug show off faggotnext time brag AFTER getting the gold
>>153377728Sösdala represent
Complete anglo death
BTFO JÄNKARFITTOR HAHAHAHAHAH
>>153377834The best kind o skutt :DDD
>burns 1000-1500 calories per gameOfficially an sport
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>153377710You're right. The true challenge lies in reaching the semi-finals and managing to successfully dodge all the medals. We curlchoked successfully in the semi-final, then we pulled it out at the last second to duck the bronze medal as well. We are the world curlchoke champions.
>>153377728Österbotten originally.
just fork flicked my meatball across the room
>>153377780https://youtu.be/kXPPMYyJl-g
>>153377855As soon as he did that I knew they would lose.
>>153377848It's rare to get only 1-0 wins. Unless both teams are very good and evenly matched.
>>153377852>graveyard shift You sack of shit (Jk I used to do this)
>>153377855Tbh Sweden gave them every chance to clinch victory but the Coreys kept fucking up. It's unironically deserved.
>>153377741>we lost to the incest vore team
Fun game. Jealous of their sibling bond.
>>153377848not a "free" win but it is an advantage. US got first hammer because they had a better record or something
>>153377798Europe is getting 10m+ Jeets because Europe asked for them. Pathetic learned helplessness. I'm sure its also America's fault you didn't elect Polliviere because you wanted to hecking own the Americans. Reddit the country
>>153377728Ikea
>>153377848Hammer in the first is an advantage
>>153377810Alright you can have this but we'll have Greenland
>>153377848That's why teams generally don't like to settle for 1 point when they have the hammer
Isabella bailing us out hard time and again. Rasmus was going for that classic choke. Thanks nerdy girl. Swedish win!
good game amerilads that was tense throughout
big win, get fucked
wp Sweden, probably should've won our RR match too. too bad for Corey, so many fantastic throws but mistakes are the margin
dropkin you faggotlucky this was only the pretend games. the men's team will sweep it up.
Silver isn't bad, still a medal
>>153377891Rasse tog oss till finalen igår, han är en bra grabb
What’s does >GULDEXTRA mean?
>>153377897Why would you say gg to american people who literally want to invade our neighbor? Get real. They are not our friends.
>>153377848yeah, starting with hammer is an advantage (there are some statistics on this), like having the first move in chess
GJ IkeaBrossee you all in the next curl games
>>153377900thats a kino flag lineup tbqh
>>153377728SUDAN.
>>153377728Smålandbros, report in.
>>153377888>GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE!
Maybe the american dude should do some cardio
>>153377906return to this post when you lose lil bro
>>153377900>the more accurate team wonhow could this have happened
>>153377910THE BIG LOSER MEDAL FOR LOSERS
>>153377910Better than nothing like the Brits got yet again for playing like mongoloids
was rooting for Sweden initially but wanting to see the malding shitalian libtards seethe about "maga dropkin"well i hope he's in fact gay and congrats swedes, Wrana sister was *terrible* during the round robin she really activated during the finals
Great little friendly tournament, builds up nicely to the main event starting TOMORROW, RIGHT HERE ON /CURL/
>>153377888>that last second cheeky grin when she realizes the path to victory KINOOO
TUNE IN CANADA VS USA IS UP NEXT
>>153377916Stop being a faggot, Greenland is closer to us and Denmark doesn’t have the military resources to protect it. But okay go ahead and let Russia rape you more.
It will be a Swedish curling sweep, I have seen it in a vision
jokes aside gg burgers, my ass was clinched
>>153377430nice curse
>>153377910if you would please consult the chart
>>153377910How come people are happier winning bronze? Silver is biggest loser award
Incest wins
>>153377914GOLD EXTRA EDITION or something like that, it's a classic newspaper headline
>>153377728UPPLAND
why did they take in 50M rapefugees and ruin their demographics forever just because we bombed some sand people? weird
i don't follow curling but is it every chick competing is blond and blue eyed?
>>153377947hell yeahsee you tomorrow
>>153377897good game bro, congratulations>>153377903may grenade throwers come to your housing estate
>>153377947can't wait to see amos choke again
Corey sounds like he's crying
Thanks America, that was a legendary match! Now hand us the GoOold
GG sweden
>dropkin gonna crygoddam it i can't watch this
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAMERIFATS BTFO
>>153377971Yes, especially the Koreans.
EVE ON THE TELLY ALERT EVE ON THE TELLY
>>153377976>corey>heanon i...
>>153377728DALSLAND ÜBER ALLES
>>153377947See you fags tomorrow
Corey you fucked up
>>153377953>my source>It was revealed to in a dream
>>153377728Pillau, where the rice comes from.
>>153377947CURL-CURL CURL CURL CURLC-C-C-C-CURL!
Fuck this intense game.
>>153377728Stockholm.
>>153377986i simped stefania all the way to bronze and this is how you repay me
that was a good game, but please next time no chanting during timeout
>>153377992They're both named corey. The male corey.
>>153377976
lill-erik on tv
>>153377976The almost look like the bad guys from blades of glory
Now that the dust has settled, Dropkin acts like a child
>>153377976I love her so much bros
>>153377728wherever basshunter is from i miss that guy like you wouldn't believeclears avicii
>>153378022bro needs a skin care routine
>>153378022>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>153377947We will redeem
>>153378021the guy is spelled koreynot that we'll ever see these broom merchants again
>>153377987ive just seen Estonia Canada USA and Sweden and all of em are blue eyed blonde chicks
(¬‿¬)
>>153378029Not quite. America is full of adult children acting like adults.
>>153378041people get that kind of forehead acne from wearing hats, sweating, and not taking them off. he's American so probably wearing a baseball cap in Cortina like a fucking retard
>>153378029Her name is karma.
>>153378022he is older than me wtf i thought he was 18 years old or smth why are americans so immature
GG good game innit
>>153378041You can have the most robust skincare routine and still get acne due to genetics and shit
>>153377971No, there is another.
>>153377728U P P S A L APPSALA
HELLO HELLO-O-O
i had a great time watching this game and im happy i got to share this moment with you
>>153377005people with light blue eyes are uncanny
>>153377728https://voca.ro/18TkxoWa5qgO
>>153378058Come to butthead
>>153378084y-you too
>>153377953
FREED FROM DESIRE
>Spend all the time in the gym lifting weights>Don't bother doing any cardio>Blow yourself up in the gold medal matchkek
>>153377024I would pay all that's left in my bank account for a dom session with the hit italian grill
Hard to believe GB choked so badly. Well deserved gold Swedebros.
>>153377971She's going to fuck her brother later and the sex is going to be wild. Girls that look like this are always a freak in bed.
>>153378084Fag
>>153378109He probably got a bad cold going, he sounded sick all game.
>>153378107NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
>>153377728well
>>153378058>rfk bans autismwell that's all folks we are NEVER getting back to the gold medal match
>>153378084thank you
>>153378127She'll leave the condoms for the other athletes.
Just fact checked and Dropkin did in fact refuse to openly condemn the Orange King/ICETotal libtard victory
>>153378091Jävlar, dä låtôer söm att du vor nära mej. Kan de vara nônstans i Sunne området?
>>153378058or MILF?
WE THE NORMAL PEOPLE
>>153378118If she opened a non-lewd ASMR channel I would subscribe at any price.
Alright now that the meme double is finally over.E N T E R
you know swedes are eternally seething at the olympics because norway always mogs them lol
>>153378084I love Poland
>>153378127She has some lame financebro bf
>>153378091Torsby
>>153378216How big is her strapon?
I forgot the winter Olympics were happening until a few days ago, I could have planned to actually be there
>>153378208If they played hockey sure, but they don't.
Vad säger Nornorna, tar vi curling sweepen
>>153378208Well, they mogs everybody on winter olympics, so it ain't that bad. But we mog them in Summer Olympics instead :3
>>153378203>no Shuster>Mouat mentally destroyed from mixedTHE WAY IS OPEN
>>153378183most of the US athletes are at least vaguely conservative given they're largely poorfags who live in the midwest. it's just the zoomers doing snowboarding and shit that are outspoken libs
>>153378208We really don't care. Better them than USA.
>>153378234This was my last chance to get a cute Stefania gf but now I am stuck in the permanent tfw no Stefania gf underclass.
>>153378249>>153378242>>153378267oh yeah, seething about the superior nords.
>>153378258>they're largely poorfags who live in the midwestAre you retarded?
>>153378247>Kommer sopa banan med dem
>>153378258glad that cunt Shiffrin finished 4th earlier today
>>153378208Are they even better at anything other than cross-country skiing?
>>153378208Beating Canada was the highlight so far
>>153378015dropkin deserved to lose TBF
>>153378015Nothing personal but look at the semifinal thread >>153378022Karma
Stefania <3
>>153378258Poorfags don't usually end up in winter sports, but yeah for the most part they'll come from comfy trad families and think the left is retarded. Then you have a few women who are tarded but that's normal
>>153378287>snowboarding >skiing >luge slopYeah basically everything except for curling and meme-athlon shit
>>153378258Isabeau Levito was confirmed as a chud last night.
>>153378287They are better at fjords and getting rained at
>>153378298no karma, shitalians were shouting and hyping this up like some normie slop, they got raped and it was glorious still the objectively good guys won in the end
>>153378084b-baka Poland..
Italy should have won ;_;
>>153378319what the fuck is luge
>>153378322>Isabeau Levito was confirmed as a chud last night.QRD?i know quadgod is a chud, he made fun of faggots and leftists are SEETHING about it
>bronze>still towering over the gold on the pedestalAmos is big
poor korey
>>153378296>>153378298>reeeeeee you can't ever celebrate anything
>>153378270RIP
>>153378364it's slop he literally said it
>>153378208someone is mad they didnt even make it semis>>153378319snowboarding is not a meme? anyway they literally spend a hundred million on their cross-country team and how can you call yourself a nord and not have a hockey team
>here is your olympic medal>oh yeah and some shitty plushie made in china for 3 cents
Wait Corey is their first name?
Feeling immense shame from hearing the national anthem twice today. I must find a migrant asap and thank him for making Sweden a better country
>sings in swedish
>>153378382big ass nose lmao
>dropkin whispers "should have been us" to swede girlbased
ITALY scored the most points in the whole event!Italy 78Great Britain 75USA 73Sweden 71Canada 58Switzerland 56Norway 52South Korea 47Estonia 46Czechia 45SWEDEN scored the most in a single game>13 - 7 win over SwitzerlandItaly also beat Switzerland 12 - 4NORWAY had the biggest margin of victory battering Sweden 9 - 0!
>>153378350<3>>153378340shan't listen to this gallic nonsense
>>153378365/ourpedos/ found a list of her favorite books. one of them is about the north korean defector that makes libs seethe and there's another one about some lonely convenience store cashier that's apparently /r9k/ tier. I can't read so I just take their word for it.
Finals had autistic Swedish relatives, two Corey's, cutest girl, bongs losingQuite kino
>>153378394His name is Hunter Braydon Korey Dropkin-McDonald
>hepreswow he's gotten around in the olympic village
>>153378388i hope Canada gets DSC'd like in Peking lmao
>>153378388>snowboarding is not a meme?Takes a fuck load more talent and skill than walking and shooting an air gun
JA JAG VILL LEVA JAG VILL DÖ I NORDEN
JA JAG VILL LEVA, JAG VIL DÖÖ I NOOOORDEEEN
>>153378350another treasure for my stefania folder
>>153378350>this was the last time they met as friends
>>153378350;_; I will miss them ;_;
what's funny is that norway got us to the semi, but don't tell them
constantini and wrana are midskovaleva had a godly presence
>>153378438around his sister>>153378449but not before cropping out *mos
>samsung ad
>>153378371Why didn't the giant Italian man simply eat his opponents?
>>153378444>>153378446vackert
>>153378442The big air snowboarding final yesterday was fucking based
Isabella getting plapped by the Jamaican bobsleigh team tonight
BLAST MAMMA MIA ON THE SPEAKERS LUIGI
>>153378474goddam what a team of qts
>>153378474>he doesn't want a beautiful mid>>153378497Finland YES
>>153378497There's a Jamaican bobsleigh team? How?
>>153378497rasmus has exclusive access
>>153378460same
>>153378497muttimääs law...
>>153378479Lrrr from Futurama wrote this post
>>153378474Name my band.
>>153378517John Candy went there on vacation and taught them. I think it was John Candy, I haven't watched the movie in a long time.
>>153378517>doesn’t know about Sanka
>>153378497Quintessentially Finnish post
>>153378538Banned: The Band
Anyone remember the complete Danish disaster from last time?Both men and women completely fucked upExample: https://streamable.com/c119qh
>>153378538the substitute teachers CONGRATS TO SWEDEN YES BTW
>missed usa vs Canada hockey for curling again
>>153378563me on the left except she doesn't hate me this time
>>153378585They'll meet again in the final anyway.
>audio is messed
>>153378658Shouldn't the curling medals count as two?
>hopefully we'll be able to touch some young kids out there
>>153378678that was a close one
>>153378585Did the men's team play USA vs Canada? I see a womans USA vs Canada game now
>>153378673Team medal wins always count as 1 for the country. Don't be Jewish
>>153378481What would have been really nice would have been if he'd gone off to fetch Bruce Mouat and Jen Dodds, invited them out to the podium in front of everyone, and then asked them to take the picture for him.
>>153378673>25 gold medals for hockey
>>153378678Thiesse looks like a bird of some sort
>>153378699He was talking about inspiring kids to follow their dreams it just sounded bad with all the child rape in the news.
>>153378718Hockey should be atleast 5 desu
>>153378673>hockey tournament winner +20
>>153378724Unironically yes considering how hard it is to get one
>>153378736that's why i had to check>reeeeeeeeee drumpf redacted the dropkin files release the dropkin files
>ZLATAN WATCHED THEM OMGi hate svt
>>153378815Did you see how her jaw dropped though? The onions face and everything.
>>153378815Normies think he's king and so cool
Just realised Canada are sending Team Homan againThird time, third time out in the group stage?
>>153378846I'll respect him for kicking balls well enough to earn money. But how is he relevant to curling?
>>153378915He's a popular guy and he was watching. That's all there is to it.
>>153378678maybe you would've got invited to the island if you got the gold retard
>>153379092>More Scandinavians are going to get invited to the island now
>>153378208>all the butthurt swedes replying to explain how they totally aren't mad
>>153378745I'll allow it
>>153377971Chicks with massive thick rimmed glasses are so cute for some reason if they have the face for it (which she definitely does)
>>153378216
>>153380201
>>153380299it's coming home
>>153380299it begins
>>153380201this looks like: we eat 110% wegan and don't own a car because you can bicycle everywhere in nordic snow storm
>>153380366I have some distant cousin who married a Swede and they unironically live like this.
>>153380382>>153380366I unironically live like this except for the vegan part.
You may only continue posting ITT if your country has been reigning olympic champions in all 3 curling disciplines within the past 5 years
>>153381527can I post as a country that physically cannot grow ice for curling?
>>153381594Are you telling us the truth right now?
>>153381594>Can't grow an iceholyy
>>153381745ive never seen ice in my life
>>153380201call me homosexual but I really dislike those uniqlo uniforms, with the ikea colors it’s even more grim.
>>153381594we have a gold medal in ice skating you spastic
>>153378442Fattest post I've seen in a while
>>153385469>>153385469>>153385469>>153385469
>>153377237What did you think of Gozyuger, anon
>>153378403Nice wood paneling.
