>Schedule:https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/cur/x/team2-------------/team-sports-schedule-event>Watch CBC (Canadian VPN required):https://gem.cbc.ca/collection/olympics-curling>Watch SVT (Swedish VPN required):https://www.svtplay.se/os-2026-curling>Watch YLE (Finnish VPN required):https://arenan.yle.fi/1-76727632>Watch NRK (Norwegian VPN required):https://tv.nrk.no/programmer/ol-curling>Watch ARD (German VPN required):https://www.ardmediathek.de/>Previous:>>153376926Today6:05 pm GMTMen's Round Robin Session 1 Sheet A: Sweden v ItalySheet B: Canada v GermanySheet C: Czechia v United StatesSheet D: China v Great Britain
what was the mixed final like bros? was asleep as fuck
>>153385483apparently it was a chokefest on both sidesi wish we didn't choke the semi final...
>>153385469>>153385496she can choke on me if you know what i mean haha
>>153385483It was a close game, captain amerifluu got too tired at the end, rasbaldy missed a few shots but Bella (my wife) clutched it out in the end. 10/10
>>153385533Corey sounded like he was about to pass out.
>>153385469>>153385517i banged these bitches
>>153385469Mousefu.
I'm still high on that victory Lets hope Canada gets eliminated in the round robin yet again KEK
>>153385642*Korey
>>153386461that's honestly better than i expected.what about the women's team?
>>153386710Swiss lead the way.
>>153386722grimmy hopes are low to none
>>153385469Two invisible dicks
>>153386734I don't know how the rankings are judged, maybe Italy being guaranteed a spot as hosts haven't played a lot in the last couple of years who knows.
>>153385992unfortunately czechia wont be competing in the womens comp
>>153386722>Italy 9th>mfw i have to play with even more shitters
So the men's curling will be less popular here, despite being much higher quality, because there are no mediocre women in tight pants?
>>153387614This guy's out too. Meme potential on life support.
>>153387614first time?
>>153387614i will watch to cheer for amos
>>153385653Pretty terrible overall. Quite a bitter feeling to have Sentai end on such a lackluster entry
I miss my wife so bad
>>153387614Bigger take outs and harder shots
>>153389646>Schwartz
>tfw Eve isn't there
It's starting
oh my god im gonna COOOOORL
>>153392055She's there somewhere.
IT'S TIME TO CURL!
I think I will watch GB v China and Canada v Germany.
>>153392093Not the same with her not on the sheets
Men’s curling seems a lot more to the point. No womanly whining or prancing about
What the fuck are the chinese doing putting their first two in the house?
WHY IS BBC SHOWING LUGE AND ICE HOCKEY INSTEAD OF MUH CURL
>Male teamWho cares?
No baseball cap for Bruce now.
>shitalianslol, lmao
Let's curl som fucking stones
>>153392318Because y'all got clowned on in mixed doubles and the wound is still fresh
oh fuck oh fuck niklas im cööörling ååååååh
The pre-placed stones in mixed doubles made me forget about the scoring area being kept clear for the entire end.
>>153392318HBO mate
>>153392318The bbc is dogshit
>>153392328It's time to get serious now without wimmin.
the best sport
>>153392328Maybe he'll actually be able to see where he throws his stones now
>>153392406Now its finished and we've got Lizzy Yarnold in the studio yapping on about the ice>>153392371watching on canadavision
>>153392366That’s why the standard game is better. You have to throw your own guards.
No one saw that
It's over
SWEDEN NO
>edinIsabella would never
olympics is over for the males....
They just kwabed, it’s over
It's fucking over
ONE NIL GET IN
women's sports have been so much comfier than men's this year, its kinda wild
>>153392328I didn't recognise him without it lol
We only gave up 1 it's fineDO NOT CLIP THAT
this is why i dont pay my license fee
You don't want to be here again do you Niklas?! WELL SHARPEN THE FUCK UP
>canada v germany 0-0 in the 2nd endNow this is curling.
I hope USA gets obliterated after their skip decided to be a fag on international television.
oh and the women's curling starts tomorrow :)
>>153392503what happened?
>>153392503The hell did Casper do?
>>153392520Same as happened with the faggy skiers. Decided to shit on the US for wanting borders and deporting illegals.
*curls into your path*
>>153392500was there ever a match that ended 1-0
>americans launch a stone >actually communicate strats and everything>czechs do it>POJĎ MÁRO!!!!! DĚLEJ DĚLEJ!!!!
>>153392546lmao
>>153392541What a bunch of faggots. They can stay in Italy.
>>153392495I'm watching on TNT and I think I prefer the commentary over the BBC, there's like 3 Scottish blokes.
>>153392564Czech food >> American food
Thanks for the multiview, Peacock.
>>153392541Does he look his doors? Someone should just walk into the houses of all these primadonna hypocrites
Any Dutch streams? I only have a free proton vpn.
>>153392556Would be funny if there had been.
>>153392604god have streaming services gone to shit
our play is weak
>>153392666This is the first winter games NBC has gotten even close to presenting competently. They resisted streaming individual events live for years.
>>153392666Discovery plus is surprisingly good 2bh. Coughed up the £3.99 to get it for a month and it's been good.#notsponsored
yep we're choking this>swedish males
>>153392666try watching grand slams in Switzerland
Why didn't they try to score a point?
>>153392740Saving the hammer for more points
>>153392740We keep the hammer
>>153392724you win
>>153392740If 0 score they have the last rock next round.
>>153392740no idea, do we get hammer again maybe?
>china with the red stonesOkay they've got more red on their flag but still.
>>153392740Having hammer is more advantageous than only scoring a single point. If you can’t score 2+ it’s better to blank the end.
>>153392503>>153392541It wasn't Casper who said it. It was the alternate Ruohonen.
>HARD >HARD >HARD >KEEP GOING
Curling is the kind of sport I remember exists every 4 years but it's always fun to watch and makes me want to try it out, but then the Olympics ends and I forget the sport exists for another 4 years.
>>153392847same club is very near top my flat
>>153392847same, it's not a sport I think about outside of the olympics but it's very comfy to watch
>>153392795So who goes first can just blank until the last end
>>153392793ching chong ping pong.
>>153392811Don’t care. Fuck their whole rink. You want to trash the country you’re playing for just stay the fuck home.
>>153392847I've curled for much of my life and it's a ton of fun! You should go to a local club and try it out. If you're worried about being bad, literally just play a curling video game for a few weeks and you'll fit in like a natural.
Mosaner always looks like an assassin is after him but he never knows when he’ll show up
>>153392890Theoretically yes, but games almost never play out that way.
>>153392847Problem is most of the year tournament cycle is in Canada. World Championships are sometimes in Europe and have been broadcasted on Eurosport or SVT some times. But you really need to seek it out if you want to be able to watch it outside of the Olympics if you're not Canadian
>>153387614That's just any sport
>>153392847Same is there another competition that gets broadcast somewhere?
>>153392907Oh boo fucking hoo, clutch your pearls some more you ape. This godforsaken country absolutely deserves to be criticized for the FUBAR'd state it's in.
Who is everyone watching?
>>153393002Sweden Italy
>>153392987He criticized the people trying to unfuck it, retard.
>>153393002>>153392129
lol Amos isn't doing any hard sweeping for a while
>>153393002all four
>>153392950Most of the curling I've done has been in Japan but that's just because Japan is autistic and does their own curling stuff.
>another 0Semen slurping sport
>>153393038Stefania has worn him out.
>>153393002The British of course
>>153392959Not really though look at popular sports like hockey baseball football basketball
>>153393002SWE-ITAGB-CHN
>>153393060trust the plan
>>153393049Jag knäböjer
>>153393060>he can't appreciate catenaccio curling
>watching curling, the slowest, most suspenseful sport in the world>you ess ay you ess ay you ess ayi HATE americans lmao
>>153393060Meanwhile, average soccer game:0-0 Full Time.
>>153393071I suppose I should have specified "sports with attractive women"
What the hell, I just noticed that the CZE vs USA multiview stream has a different commentator than the full individual stream.
>>153393013>Trying unfuck itYeah right, the current administration is literally trashy reality TV show tier by creating spectacles out of every single thing and helping absolutely no one but the wealthy donor class. Get your head out of your ass.
Probably have about 50 viruses but I found a stream!
>>153393049Is it possible to learn this power?
>>153393087Go back to Somalia and let the white people use the internet, Nfagway
what is Swedens plan here
>>153393140A 4k monitor, firefox's popout functionj, fancyzones and streaming services that broadcast the olympics?
The ice is fucked
>>153393049I need this. I am a US/UK mutt.
THREEEEEEEEEE GET IN
>>153393185gelato is the best
EAT SHIT CHINA
T H R E EHREE
Swedish fail
Bruh
complete and absolute choke
Can't wait for the women's tourney to start tomorrow so I can swoon over Alina Pätz.
>>153393221>>153393227he needs his sister
>>153393185its italian ice>the ice is-a made of-a milk-eh
>>153393108>I fucking HATE when laws are enforcedGo suck off a Somali, homo. Maybe they’re give you a cut of learing center money.
Calm down Swedes there's still 8 more games to play.
>>153393238Same desu
lmao
>still no points for Swedenwtf are you doing kek
I can't tell if that play was intended, Amos
>>153393256>Believing """reporting""" from a totally bogged mongoloidYou have to be fresh outta high school and easily impressionable.
>>153393285Calm cool and collected
could you hit a draw to the button?
>>153393285saving up
No way this can become 2
>>153393304I'm sorry but Somalians are the biggest wellfare cheating scums there are. They've raided Sweden for 30 years and no one is allowed to complain because of muh racism. Don't make the same mistake. If you don't think they're there only to steal through legal and illegal means you're deluded.
>>153393049same I have all 4
>>153393304You must be fresh out of semen they way you are chugging cocks.
It's not as nice hearing the men shout HARD
>>153393356So are black, spics, Jews, and the white trash... welcome to America.
>>153393285They were dogshit the first half of mixed doubles and ended up winning gold somehow
>>153393304>reporting is only real when they show you crying tortas and dipshit leftists getting shotNothing is real, so why are you mad?
>>153393398But sadly you can't deport those
RIGGED ICE
>>153393399Isabella who might be a prodigy played a god-tier backend as much as I hate that autistic bitch, Rasmus is clearly the failure sibling
>>153393399>and ended up winning gold somehowin fairness that was an outright choke offit's just our team choked harder
John Shuster is a legend of this sport
uhm... this doesn't look good for us I thinkI don't know curling though
this is curling
FINALLY A POINT FOR SWEDEN
>>153393441Excuse me, I think you'll find OUR team choked hardest
Chow Yun Fat is the Chinese skip.
What an absolute waste of two hammers, at leastt hey sound like they're learning
What are you drinking gentlesirs?
>>153393493We still have it in even numbered ends
>>153393501vodka
>>153393501Lucozade with piss
>>153393501H2O
>american team only scores 1 with hammer>"WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO LET'S GOOOOOO WE SCORED YEEEEAAAAHHHH USA USA USA USA USA USA USA"I love my stupid, stupid country.
>>153393501going to get a lager from the fridge when catberg gets up off my legs
>>153393501en flaska röttlill-lördag trots allt, jobba hemifrån imorrn
>Fifth end>1-1Does scoring change compared to the mixed teams?
>>153393501Hot chocolate.
>>153393501Norrlands
im actually starting to like this silly sport
>>153393490I'll chew ur fat m8>>153393501Cognac
>>153393540
>>153393526Can't remember if it was Dropkin or Thiesse that fucked up a shot yesterday but the US fans started hooping and hollering because a stone of the Swedes got knocked away.
>>153393541Yes, the doubles rules are designed specifically to encourage scoring. A blanked end doesn’t confer any advantage since you lose the hammer unless your opponent steals.
no offense to italians but we need this win considering the strength of other teams
Following snowboard, figure skating, luge and 4 games of curling at once
>>153393552most intense, best waifus
>1-1what are the perfidious swedes plotting?
Is usa playing against an auctioneer?
this seems much more interesting to watch than mixed doubles
>>153393586im plotting to kms if we lose
What game is best to watch?
Why don’t they just score more points than the other team?
>>153393546lovely cheap beer just wished it wasn't watered down to 4.7% here
>>153393541Of course, 4x the semen to slurp
>tfw you will never have a cute czech gf just like julie
>>153393586Where to hang the noose after we lose
Germany did NOT win gold in luge
>>153393600It's the first game, relax anon
Why doesn't Mosaner just eat the entire Swedish team?
Who's the guy screaming like a maniac?
>>153393628he would regret it
I don't understand curling tactics and I refuse to spend time learning
>>153393613How many Czech girls do porn? Like percentage wise?
>>153393600>>153393623jesus, winter in sweden is this bad?
>>153393640There's always a bigger fish...
>>153393640GIWTWM
This is not cricket
>>153393613>tf>tpgrim
>>153393671Correct, cricket is for brownies
>>153393501Bleach
>>153393640Sora Yori did it better
do only rocks in the green circle count?
>>153393613;_;
>>153393628my boy Amos would never.
>>153393705All ze rocks count inside ze biggest circle
>>153393501Root beer because it confuses and enrages the European mind
The fuck is happening in this end
>>153393660This winter has been real nice actually
>>153393671>>153393683Cricket is gonna be played at LA28. Thirdies actually gonna be getting gold for once.
Italy might be about to go up big
>>153393567Yeah, we literally cheer for anything that happens.
you really got to curl that one Sweden
>>153393731settle down
holly semen slurping they are literally parking the bus
>>153393646not that many anymore, they just make an onlyfans now, realize they can't do social media marketing for shit and quit out of it
please choke now italy
>>153393710
Nice tactic turtling, we’re royally fucked
>>153393731Isn't it just Ginger Beer? We have that as well
Bruce saves the day
What a beaut
MAMA MIA
Fucking beauty of a shot from Italy
Vorbei
it's never been more over
ah yes I’m ERECT
No no no no no no no no no no no no no
Why doesn't the team who start with the hammer just go for 1 point each round by knocking out the other opponent's stone each time, and then you take home an easy 1 point victory in the last round with the hammer?
Opium Wars II
holy shit
>Yes, yes very good Sweden... Very good...>HOWEVER
F I A S K O K O L L A P S E X T R A
Beautifully done by old man.
>>153393796it's one of those unique flavours I think, like Irn Bru
Chinese people gonna be steamed at this fucking performance.
what if they throw it so hard that the stone breaks
Hairy 5th end rescued5-2 to GB, china with the hammer
Nice shot italy!
>>153393807HERE I CHOKE AGAIN
we're a women's sprint nation anyway
That Chinese dude looked like he was drinking out of one of those ceramic decanters you put olive oil in lmao.
>>153393842they turn it into a coaster/chill cube set for you to buy
>>153393821>F I A S K OReminds me of this gem
Yeah fuck this shit
>steal of twoGermany sucks
What's he up to these days?
>>153393844They will find a way to choke as always.
>>153393816Because the other team will hold it until they can get 2-3.
>>153393892We wait until it matters to lose thank you very much
>>153393890fucking his sister
>>153393821>>153393876Every time people post FIASKO I think of that lady from the globo-homo art game that everyone on /v/ wanted to fuck.
>>153393876
I would trade 3 of these guys for Isabella, they're playing way worse than they were doing in the doubles.
>>153393892yeah just like you in the luge just now
Womens matches start tomorrow?
>>153393842this happens in the curling movie that got made herethe stone breaks, but the closest fragment is where they put a new stone and they win the game
>>153393918yeah
>>153393918Yeah
>>153393918Early in the morning yeah.
>>153393915US is good at choking on a cock too.
>>153393922>curling filmlet me guess will ferrell is in it?
>>153393918yes what ever 9 is for you
You gotta fail before you can win, r-right?
This sport kinda gay without hot ladies yelling
>>153393943SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Team Edin, more like team Suckin
>>153393890drinkin beers
>>153393914she looks retarded
>>153393943It's only gay if you're looking to be aroused
>>153393958Yea
>>153393914she looks like my neighbor
>>153393930what time bong bro?
>>153393943nothing better to curl with your bros
>>153393964>>153393976I think she is cute. Not a big fan of those kind of glasses though.
>>153393914>>153393964She's a sweetheart autist.
Yeah this is fucked, at least there's hockey coming up>>153393832Ah, I always assumed it was just ginger beer, ginger being a root. Never had Irn bru either though I've at least seen it in stores. I guess ours would be pic rel
>>15339397808:05 according to the official site.
>>153393964Hurting The Feelings of the Swedish People
>>153393943>Jen Dodds yelling HARDDDDDERR
>>153393914I wish she would shout at me
why does tsn keep showing me ads for a BMWF tv show?
>>153393968getting real tired of the 20y/o cumbrains that can't appreciate the spirit of sport and competition on offer.
>>153393964correct but some of our fellow posters are attracted to this
>>153394000Because you're American
I miss the Swiss girl
>>153393964Erm it's called autistic these days, and you've got to be if you want to be good at curling.
>>153394000They've been monitoring you.
>>153393832I was in Scotland this summer, we have something really similar to Irn Bru in Sweden, called Trocadero
>>153394000america gets to watch tv shows?
>>153394000Mutt's Law
>>153393990>choking the file attachment
Mfw I thought usa was red lol
>>153394000clear you cookie cache
>>153394003Fortunately they aren't reproducing so we should be alright
>>153394000why dont you just watch the tax financed broadcast that's ad free?
>>153393990It’s sassafras/sasparilla flavoring. Supposedly, it tastes like medicine to krauts.
Dutch sounds kinda gay
>>153394068Their women are pretty hot though
that's some nice shoes bro
>>153393943When I was curling in Japan back in high school they announced that the men and women would be practicing on different days to make things easier to schedule and, like, half the guys quit that day.
>Skip-game accuracy>68%>75%Aren't they meant to be the best players?
>>153393938no, it's leafslophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ1g7lH5e5Ubut will ferrell came to do curling commentary oncehttps://youtu.be/PpVcCScV_MA?t=474
Mouat redemption arc in progress
>>153394068KANKER KANKER KANKER
>>153394079...I think I know why Paul Verhoeven cast his villains the way he did now
>>153394086they look like clown shoes, they bother me.
>>153394097how do we get out of this little scenario though
>>153394088Soft
>>153394094>but will ferrell came to do curling commentary onceIsn't Ferrell married to a Swede?
>>153394097Took his hat off and now he remembers how to curl
>chinese quality brooms
SNYGGT
Snyggt Niklas
nice shot sweedin, very nice shot even.
The comeback is on
>>153394093They made the ice extra rough to increase difficulty.
anyone get a webm of that broom snap
>>153394068i hear they wear wooden shoes
oh ja Sweden
>>153394079Built for BBC btw
>>153394088Poor organisers and actual curling enthusiasts. :(
Not as over as previously feared>>153394066Sounds awesome, I used to love this Sassafras flavoured gum as a kid
>>153394146italian colors are uwu doe :3
Just put the penis in the pasta. Go Italy
>>153394097>>153394139Maybe the hat was cutting off circulation to his brain
1 for china on the hammer i'll take that
>>153394164>Built for BBCDats rite
>>153393890He works for our local ISP so fuck him
>>153394181nah it's the Ash Ketchum thing, only instead of turning it backwards he, er, doffs it
still dont unterstand the impact of the guard
>>153394169It's a light blue
Seemed like Czech purposely daggers the ice with his skate
Wait how is China playing two teams at once?
have no clue of what it is that devil's shit they doing on with but it is clear as devil in whole hell that we shall have home gold to sweden
>>153394066Shit nigga it tastes like medicine to me too get me a Coke
Get stones into the center, stop overthinking it!
>>153394254beautiful high guard there
>>153394235Mhmm
currently drinking Buckfast btw, Scotland's third national drink. dreadful stuff but i've somehow developed a taste for it
It's coming home
>HARD >HARD
>>153394305Yes (curling's home is Scotland)
>>153392931Do you know any of the Olympians?
>>153394305Thats our line you fucking kraut
>>153394291Some abominable shites headed your way lad
the hell
the more i watch the more i want a pair of curling shoes. reckon i'd feel superhuman walking around in the cold knowing i can glide, i can grip. master of the ice.
>>153394371settle down anon>>153394372so it goes
Come on USA! You have the hammer. Don't choke GB!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ECGKcl4s-k
How are we doing? Can't watch right now
why does he wear the headband?
Did Czech step on their own puck before launching
THAT'S CLASS MOUATY
>>153394379I do wonder why some guys decide to use nike dunks lol
Sorry but the hockey is starting, keep me updated
Looking like a triple for us lads
italy got this
>>153394405Autism
>>153394094yeah thas probably the one i remember
>>153394403Germany are in curling?
>>153394291Had that a lot when I lived in Ireland. Not saying I miss it, but I'd down a plastic bottle or two
Are there any singles competitions? This Canadian skipper is never missing.
Thanks to this thread I have learned that there are curling videogames and movies. I need them both.
>>153394405hes about to do a food review show
>>153394405Kamikaze training
>>153394405A lot of loyalty for a curled stone!
THREE
>>153394432Apparently, 4-4 against canada but no idea if thats good or bad because i havent seen anything from the game
OOH BABY A TRIPLE
feelsgood to finally watch real curling
>>153394418what's the point? you will just roflstomp us
>>153394418Thinking I'll skip the first period and see this through
DON'T FUCK THIS UP!
Oh shiiiiiet that was a close one
Chinks getting pummeled
>>153394489curious to see the lines and players
Ehm Swedenbros
This moves too quick mixed was more cozy
>4-4>canada has hammer in the 8th endIts so over
>>153394478jinxed
>>153394503zhongguobros...we're gonna be in trouble back home...
>>153394511>every round is longer, more roundsHow you figure?
>>153394517It was over when you let them steal a 2
>>153394511very wrong opinion
>>153393796>>153393832I bought some once and it tasted of something I recognised but couldn't identify. It turns out it was a weird herbal toothpaste you can buy called Euthymol.
>>153393885Careful, ice is watching (You)
China should stick to pansy sports like ping pong and badminton. Leave the winter sports to the whites.
>>153394518My waifu, how did you know?
>>153394576ok den
>>153394576your best athletes are Chinese
It must be quite an experience being in the crowd. Eight different countries chanting and cheering.
we are fucked
>>153394614you really love to guard nothing
>>153394441>Are there any singles competitions?yes, you in mixed doubles
>>153393998We've had non commentary streams here for at least one of her mixed matches. Her voice is what I expect to sound angels like
Czochoslovakia lmao
>>153394535I didn't watch the game so no idea what happened before
TOTALBRITISH DOMINATION
Nice triple for the US.
OVERTIME
Is this Casper guy better than Shuster?
wait... is our curling team a bunch of jews?
how badly are the USA chants gonna be during LA2028
>spend all game doing anything put putting stones in the circleNice strategy we have
>chokenada
>>153394666>0-0
>>153394666There's 10 ends in normal team curlingStill though 4-4 after 8 ends sounds tense
>>153394691flag football is going to be so kino bros, just wait
>>153394691Obnoxious. They'll be pumped in via loudspeaker for some extra oomph.
>>153394446you can emulate some of the nintendo olympic games which have curling in them
>>153394693guards are fuckin useless
>>153394691Not only will we will yell loud but constant rap music will be playing on the arena speakers.
>>153394691I'm not going to be able to watch it I might vomit myself to death
China century of humiliation on ice
>>153394691Expect megaphones and to develop epilepsy from the advert blitzkrieg
>tfw no loco solare
ITALYBROS???
>italy
>>153394726you would never score more than 1 without them
Tf is the point of these guards
Thanks italy
CHINA NUMBAH 2 BECAUSE THEY'RE SHITE
>>153394016>KUUUURL!>KUUUUUUUUURL!tfw no Briar Schwaller-Hürlimann wifu
well choked guys
>>153394761why do they make this face?
We are hungry now and Italy is trembling
Our commentators want this to end fast so they can switch to showing hockey (we are winning btw)
Now we are losing the hockey against Italy
we’re a fencing nation anyway
>>153394772they always seem to easily circumvent them
>gran knitting in the crowdBlessed
>>153394842Didn't you lose to the burgers in Paris?
>losing to Italy in both the curling and hockey
that female games multiscreen tomorrow morning is gonna be /cozy/ afsome great days ahead of us
>>153394856I want one of those jackets.
>>153394862LMAO WTF
We're a fent fold nation anyway...
>>153394856that looks like him from friday night dinner and chernobyl who's dead
>>153394881someone must've saved her webm. cute elf
>>153394858look at me, you will forget this when I snap my fingers
>>153394891
>>153394881She kinda looks like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle.
Is she part of the women's group?
>>153394886same. i quite like the official Team GB jumpers as well, but, well...
>>153394881Aye I remember her.
>>153394919I might have the webms in some hard drive. Will check out later
>>153394992
>>153394975of course
>>153394975She's the dom (curlers call it skipper) in the group
>>153394978Wow, fairly reasonable price compared to ours which are like $400.
>>153395006a CUTE!
>>153394831I want it to end so I can go out for a smoke
>>153395059just snus
based Amos
>>153395059You can't smoke in your own house?
>>153395059>smoking in 2025are you will to die
good lads
Fucked a 2 there but we've won.
Lovely stuff
>Niklas
Finally I know what victory feels like>>153395156Didn't really matter
>covering up gran in the crowdlol
kollaps...
detta ser inte bra ut grabbar
>>15339500610/10 what a cutie.
GB NUMBA WAN!
>>153395073I have snus, but when I'm drinking I sometimes want a cigarette >>153395101It's cold as fuck out, don't want to open a window>>153395116Want not you.
not really impressed with Sweden
>>153395204>let me introduce you to my mother, Anon
>>153395223fair enough
>>153394978The Czech team wore some bare drip during the opening ceremony, and they only cost about £75 if you want one.
>1:31kokt makaron
>>153395271
>>153395006Does she still compete?
>>153395330Yes
>>153395330yeah
>>153395360>the proto wife and the slag temptressclassic combo
>>153395330>>153395360This takes me back.
Starting to look real fucking crowded up there
kept it close czechbros
Yanks losing their shit over a simple last shot of the game 8-7 win over czech lmao smalltime cunts
>>153395393their 2k22 gold hyped up the sport surely. should be crowded tomorrow morning also
ITS NOT OVER
Gg no re
I’m shitting diamonds ova here
this canada germanu game is tense
>>153395454now they're measuring for overtime or loss oh fugggggggggggggg
now its over
>>153395439Same, this is tense
game is kind of bullshit if you don't have the hammer at the end
Leaf choke
I think it's over Italia
>>153395465overtime it is, now that was a squeaker
wew gg swedes
HORA
gg respect going for it
gg pastabros
F I A S K Ofinally i can watch the hockey atleast
>>153395506NOPE GG SWEDEN
E X T R A E N D
GREAT GAME SWEDEBROS
God damn clock stressing shit!
gg italy
let's go deutschland
>LeftWhy didn't Sweden go down the right side and knock out the Italian stone? Easy 3-4 if they did so and the win.
I wil never watch curling again
>>153395550See you tomorrow m8
GG swedebros >>153395532
gg close game
>>153395545This match tells me that these guys are fucking retarded
I love you German bros, but I've got 5p riding on Canada!
Watching Canada v Germany extra end instead of multiple prem games, that's what this sport has done to me
I don't understand curling, did they have to remove every italian stone from the blue circle to get points?
>>153395562we officially be curling nowdas rite
>>153395591No, they only got one point because Italy had a stone that was second closest to the center
>>153395570It would be outstanding if Germany wins this
>>153395591just get the closest for 1 point or the 2 closest stones for 2 points etc
>>153395591the closest stones to middle gets the points. if the next closest is other team you only get one point
>>153395601>>153395607>>153395623oh I think I get it now, thanks
>>153395591don't you have a cozy Swedish retired curler to comment and explain the matches to you?
>>153395606It would be outstanding but curling hammer autowin
what's the longest game you witnessed?
>>153395671Soviet Union vs Burma 1986, went to 43 ends
OH NO NO NO
Leaf bros....
>oh dearbased commentator
Oh no no no leafbros..
umm canada?
boopsie doodle...
OH FUG
the leafs just raked themselveswhat da fugg
>>153395671some game a few wcs ago. it got to about 20 rounds of penalty shots. I don't even remember what teams it was
>Can stand around listening to your opponent's strategyLooks so silly on camera.
>>153395671i remember the shortest https://streamable.com/c119qh
>>153395644I'm barely listening to them to be honest, but I think they assume that I should have the IQ to pick up the rules contextually
Canadian woman commentator is so fucking nasal I can't handle it
>>153395720Ran out of time? Forfeit?
can we get a canadian comment on this?
>>153395543>>153395588Marc Muskatewitz is definitely much cuter than everyone else in men’s curling. Look at those blue eyes of his!I am rooting for them.
>>153395773that's cruel
>>153395717It’s not like you can bodycheck them to stop the from executing it. And it badically only concern english speakers since we all speak it.
>>153395763Mercy rule
>>153395763yeah after 6 ends you can give up if its joeverstreamable shows the grim failure by danish skip that cost them 6 pointsthey did not have the willpower to come back after this
Germany just fucked it
boooo
Mu stream crashed. FUUUUUCK!
Canadians got very lucky there lol
Well GGsConvincing debut for the GermansAwaiting their next games
Why we lose? Didn't we have two stones in the circle against a Canadian single one?
OH NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN GERMAN BROSWE GOT TOO COCKY
Total North American domination
>>153395894holy sexo
Any webms of Canada's last shot?
>>153395900The closest to the center gets the point
ahh oh well, good game, German bros. Good luck next time.
>>153395900Canada had the 'hammer' (last shot). We just knocked one of your 2 out with our last and got the point
Nice game, but prefer mixed. This one seems too much about hoarding the hammer.
>>153395971We get all girls tomorrow get hyped
>>153395014>domStefania "Dominatrix" Constantini.
>>153396213m-mommy?
>>153394354Don't know if you're still here but I've met Fujisawa a few times. She's such a nice person that she makes you feel bad by comparison.
