BossWoo Edition>Linkshttps://counter-strike.net/https://hltv.org/https://liquipedia.net/cs>TournamentsPGL Cluj-Napoca [Feb 14th - Feb 22nd]ESL Pro League [Mar 1st - Mar 15th]BLAST Open Rotterdam [Mar 18th - Mar 29th]>Previously>>2226522
only 2 good guys won today
How we feeling, 100Titans?
Yeah Mouz are gonna win this one, they're on their villain arc this time, I can feel it in my bones.#Mouzeltov
did the karriganfag actually go to cluj?
>>2251681>looking up to avoid the double chinlol
https://www.twitch.tv/rocketleagueWe're winning Rocket League too, Vitachads
>>2251691Someone posted a picture earlier of some fag in a f0ze jersey, maybe that was him?
>>2251695were watching xtqzzs coaching pov
>>2251695It's unreal just how much main character energy Vitality have in CS and RL, the two most popular esports.Imagine if they entered Apex Legends. Total rape.
>>22516863 out of 4 is pretty good, i would like navi to win as well but oh well.
>>2251702mandem said apex legends oh my days bruv
>>2251694he's not looking up anon, he's looking forward. iM was the photograph.
>>2251708I lowk don't care about valo or seige. What other esport is there?
>>2251702>main character energyFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>2251681There's a spider in his nostrils
>>2251711league of legends fortnite fighting games(sf6, tekken)they do have teams in league and fgs but are shit
>>2251695GOLAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKC sissies in shambles
>>2251713It's true and you know it. They hired the 2 prodigies of the 2 games (Zywoo and Zen), who also happened to be French.Both their names start with Z and Zywoo is all about Zen (the peaceful state of mind, not the player).
>>2251721yeah but saying main character energy makes you a total reddit homo so even though you're right you're actually wrong
>>2251724thanks for letting me know, redditfrogman
GOATALITY
>>2251721wasn't there a meme few years ago about Zywoo meaning like "the one who carries" or something in Chinese
ok, this is a cs2 thread, calm down guys.
>>2251728Damn bruh no one can stop this org.
zenwoo
>>2251735I-I'm kneeling......
So what is the problem with NAVI?Who do we kick first:The new entry guy who can't entry?The space-taker that can't frag?The AWPer that can't hit a standing defuser?The IGL that has been figured out 12 months ago?
>>2251741I would say wonderful and aleksiBut there's a shortage of awpers so wonderful has to sayBut aleksi's time is up, they need a change of pace. Maybe snax? Doubt he'll leave GL though.
damn it's the ZywOo of Rocket League's birthday toowhat a great day for VitaChads
>>2251741kick wonderful and aleksi
>>2251741wonderful right now
>>2251747ZendayWoo
"This is the way the jew makes money, let the goy deal in the real world" - Spinx after the NAVI matchWTF?!?!
>>2251756If jews really control the world, how come mouz keep losing all the fucking time? Like seriously they would've given them at least 1 serious win by now.
Blade is basically Hitler in the bunker, coping about how to make it work.
>>2251758you're acting like vitality doesn't have a jew too, he's just higher on the ranks
KEK BRAZIL
oh nononono furiabrosnot in rocket league too
>>2251758sports, so probably esports too, is goyshit. jews just own the teams.
Do NOT care, Jesus is on our side
Thirdies learn their place :)
Can Parivision realistically beat Vitality in bo5?
>>2251762Yes but presumably 2 jews, both of whom have spoken publicly in favor of the IDF are higher in ranking than 1 jew who's lukewarm about the whole situation.
macacos learn their place :)
>>2251773Our place is in Heaven you dirty gringo devil
>>2251775Parivision aren't making it to the final lilbro.#Mouzeltov
we're back
>>2251781what tommy doin??
>>2251781Save Kacper
>>2251784true. he could probably be in a top 10 team.
>does nothing>visits tier 1 once in a while based mir
>>2251794Why does he look hella female
>>2251796shut up don't you ever disrespect mir
>>2251794kek no way he's back
https://x.com/virtuspro/status/2024869228990419412kek virtus poo just going through every cis (the region, not the gender identity) player they can get their hands on
>>2251794genuinely unbelievable how retarded vp is
>>2251681this thread was made early by the discordnigger vitakekmove to an actual one that was post at the picture bump limit>>2251808
>>2251809Possibly the greatest fall from grace for any legacy org.
>>2251813You took too long bro. 58 post too long. We shall recycle your thread tho.
>>2251817kek nothing is going to get recycled, I've already reported his post for spamjannies finna clean it up soon
>>2251821>I've already reported his post for spamf0ze sissy 100%
>>2251824okay and? the spirit of faze lives on with big nigga jame
>>2251821okay sissy
>>2251826little sissy slut, have you shaved your legs today?
>>2251828I don't have any hair on my legs
schizo unc talking to himself in his thread, kwab
>100 already about schizo thread warsnot gonna engage on this petty thread wars shit im moving to the jame thread
^schizo unc trying to larp as someone elsebye felicia
>>2251849sorry meant for >>2251846
>>2251780stfu mouzfag, aren't you tired of humiliation by Vitality?
>>2251853Yeah bro it's so humiliating to always get #2, unlike pooria and failcoons who bomb out in the quarterfinals every single time kwab
schizo unc talking to himself in this thread, kwab
100t should just drop ag0l and get stavn, rez, or nilohaving 4 scandis on a team and some rando feels weird
>>2251859Isn't he some new prodigy? 100unx definitely need the firepower.
>>2251849>>2251851>>2251853>>2251856>>2251859Self fagging is insane. Are you really that desperate to make it seem like your thread is moving? At least don’t make it so obvious.
>>2251860no, he's one of the saw wash-ups and his tenure wasn't particularly impressive
>>2251864Yeah 100unx definitely need the firepower. Old man Rain and Devve can only carry so much.
>>2251859Ag1l is anchor/lurker. Roles would not make sense without him. Also he is actually pretty reliable rifler
>>2251872Who really cares about roles? 100T need firepower to dominate T2, once they get into T1 they can worry about roles and shit.
>>2251875this but unironically
>>2251879I wasn't being ironic.....
>>2251856Pari won a tier 1 trophy unlike m*uz
watchie https://youtu.be/AmlSoKGLnO8
>>2251875>>2251879As a scandinavian myself, there is nothing I want more than a full scandi roster when it comes to cs. But skill, roles and team cohesion is more important than just having the people on roster come from the same region especially if you are just going to comm in english anyway. Ag1l is a no ego calm person, plays anchor and lurks which is something 100t needed and firepower wise he actually not bad considering his roles. If you want to remove Ag1l you should only do so if someone way better than him becomes available. Someone like jimmphat from mouz for example
cobrazera stomping t1 teams now, finally, we know why senzu left the team
>>2251891>Ag1l is a no ego calm person, plays anchor and lurksso nilo with a bit of training in anchoringor why not blamef, for that matter? they needed an igl anyway and 2025 was a great year for himeven if we look outside the region, pr or even xlfoud were better options
enough about polish nepotism, let's talk about scandinavian nepotism, what the actual heck is this racist ass 100T team huh?
>>2251923we need more racism in cs
these TrueView™ demos suck assfrom my pov hes prefiring me (which was what happened and also looks like it in the demo from my pov)from his pov its a normal peek (which is not what happened but looks like it in the demo only from his pov)its two entirely different things in one demo, what the fuck am i supposed to do with this information if i want to decide if the shitbag is walling or not?
>>225168130 MVPs soon, absolute GOAT
devorce is so fucking washed
Snappi retire
How many games do you need to get vrs rank?
>>22520105 i think
>>2252012hopefully they make it to Singapore, i think that was their plan as wellalso old Gambit core (nafany/Ax1le/groove) are grinding back up again and doing well
>>2251990get rid of the stripes bro looks like an ugly ass footy jersey
It really is surprising the jannies haven't taken down the rogue thread yet, but the other threads were taken down almost immediately. Highly sus.
Hot trvke: Mouz-Parivision will be 100x more entertaining than Vitality-MongolzAnd I say this as a VitaChad, because Vitality will blow the horse riders out of the water. Very 1 sided affair.
>>2251925More? How much more do you want? We had 1 nigga in T1 CS for a couple of months, Refrezh and now he's nowhere to be seen. The only non-white competition in T1 right now are the Mongolz which is just 1 team and Furia which is also just 1 team.
>>2252155I think you overestimate how much people pay attention to Vitality matches (you can use the low views on their team youtube as an example). This thread was always going to care about Jame kino more than a Vitality match.
Who you got?(1/2)
>>2252303(2/2)
>>22523041 was necessary for 2.
>>2252306Good answer, I didn't think of that
>>2252155well makes sense, nobody expects Mongolz to beat Vita. i think Mongolz can take a map again, but it will be tougher than in groups, Vitality shifts up a gear in playoffs. Pv-Mouz is an open game
>>2252315>Pv-Mouz is an open gameThe chosen ones are in control.#MouzelTov
>wake up >remember falcons lost
>>2252162>Furia>non-white
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DbNr-dtYzkgcan't wait for pros to get fucked by this
>>2252725Yes, p00ria is not white, neither is kazakhstan
>>2252728Latvia is and that's enough white power to get us through
my moussies playing soon :)
of cooooooooourse its a vita mouz grand final again
>ohne not live againim killing myself, bye bros
>>2252789fr though where he at
>>2252790i remember him saying he's going to the usa for mr beast last weekend or 2 but yeah you need to be the biggest cuck to sub/donate to himnigga streamed like 3 days this year
hot take: let artfr0st keep the hat on
who cares about mickey mouse cluj? 100t is on. https://www.twitch.tv/Trottah
Mouzel tov!
Mouzbros... I thought the crowd would be on our side tonight?
>>2252732
FANS ARE YOU READY
okay 100t dream is over
>scrawnders ruining my vitakino
Now that is a Jame round
kek mouz are gonna fumble againthey should disband
cant watch is pgl still a library?
GOD JAME
Hoooooooooooooly shit
kino
Jame on his GOAT shit
What's even the point in watching when it's blatantly obvious Vitality will win their next 5 maps played
JAMEJAMEJAMEJAME
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOthe black phone was also showing torzsi crying
if torzsi keeps playing into being a villain (assuming they win), they've earned a fan
i thought igls cant aim
why do romanians hate mouz so much lmaothis shit is hilarious
call jame a mid awper one more fucking time
>>2252852he's second only to GODWOO
>>2252851hungarian and talked shit about the crowd(he was right)
>>2252851Romanian-Hungarian history plus torzsi trying to have some aura by playing the villain
>>2252851they eliminated the "home team" and torzsi trash talked them after the game inevitable/justified
>>2252851everyone hates mouz
torzsi told them to boo him louder and like the good dogs they are, they doavra
>>2252840ANULO MUFFA
parivisionists I don't feel so good
it's over paribros... jews are winning
>torzsi >FU EBAT AXAXAXXAXAXAXA
observer afk
torshit...
that awp shot was sad
>crowd booing mouz>cheering for paribut i thought russians are le bad guys? what's going on
>>2252870see >>2252854>>2252855>>2252858
holy kino
>sees the shadow>still loses???
that's why he's the goat
>>2252874cool it with antisemitism
>>2252878cs 2 retardation, wouldnt work in cs go
zweih is so elite, mofo always gets many important frags
s1s1chads we won
>>2252881>wahh wahhh csgo was better
>>2252886i'm talking facts, if they fixed this extreme peekers advantage i would say cs 2 is better even with all of its issues.
>>2252885>psg jersey
>>2252886it was though
>>2252885p0mple is objectively worse than herculeswoo thoughever
>>2252886the mechanics were better, the cs2 utilities are far better as well as the spectating mode
>>2252891>carried by ropz and IsraelNah
does jame ever look away from his monitor?
>play against jame>lose a round to time
Fragging IGL shit
how convenient :^)
>>2252895and s0mple gets carried by fucking aragornlol lmao
what the hell happened
xiELO going godmode when needed
>>2252901just lucky
>>2252901DELETE THIS
>>2252904
>>2252901Jews are luckier with Israeli weapons like the Galil
>dust closeyeah mouz 2-1 easy
Inferno and Mirage are mouz's two best maps. It's over.
>>2252902s1mple is practically retired and doesn't give a fuck anymore thoughbeit, just coasting and chillingFraudwoo meanwhile needed the greatest team ever assembled to start winning consistently
>>2252841holy basedSEND THEM HOME
sry j0me but the fluke ends here
>>2252920curious :^)
>>2252922based retard
les go godvision
Ohnononono
GOATA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
lucky
>>2252936you create your own luck
xertion really fucking bad past few tournaments
............
ok, i've seen enoughjame wins cluj
I love AWPing IGL teams
Torzsi did everything and Spinx sold that round so hard, what a fucking faggot baiter
I hope mouz disbands so their players can make other teams better instead of remaining mediocre like this
torzshit
torshit........
>xertion
>>2252950g2 -m0lbs -paypal +xertion +torzsi
>>2252959>+xertionlol
wow, an actual 2-0 for pv
>>2252953>>2252953>>2252952
>>2252959>-paypal + torzibait
>>2252963torzsi is good, he just needs a competent tard wrangler and g2 has 2 of them
>torzsi is good
EITHER TURBO KINO OR GIGA FUMBLE AND IT WAS GIGA FUMBLE
>>2252967better than PayPal
No clutches for you today torszi
EITHER GIGA KINO OR TURBO FUMBLE
>>2252977GIGA KINO
FUCKING SICK
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mouzsissies???
kino retake
crazy how every little details go into parivision's favor.
>it's 3v4 retake on A, I'm sure they'll s-ACK
COME ON MOUZIES
ummm.... j0me sisters, surely they don't have a much stronger ct side, right???
zweih playing Fruit Ninja
when is donk playing
Mouz is gonna DOMINATE on CT
kazakhstani women look like THAT?
>>2252991playing faceit with suns1de
remontada time
that was such a fail peek thru the molly
>>2252995of all the girl he could have, he chose one with no tits, no ass and twice his height
are we machineand spunj or launders and scrawny?
>>2253003anyone but corny and the pajeet
>>2253003machine and spunj. scounders have been good during this event desu
>>2253007this
uh oh parivision bros..... is it over?
>>2253011No.
JIMIIIIII
>>2253011never doubt israelis on ct side
Neither of these teams has a ghost of a chance in the finals
>>2253018yeah mongolz clears
j0me sisters?
>>2253020jews crucifying him
pari vs mongolz final will be kino
THERE IS NO WAY THEY FELL FOR THAT BAITok it didnt matter but still lmfao that shit is some MG strat
goatlan saved them
It is rather strange that the rogue thread was allowed to run in parallel with this main thread. Whereas previously all such rogue threads were deleted instantly. I'm noooooticing.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
I've seen enough paribros, it's fucking over
>>2253025>reddit spacing>complaining about the non-reddit threadi'm noooooticing
massive jimi fuck up here
>>2253029Why are you here? Go post in your cuck thread bitch haha.
>>2253032I'm not a jeet retard.
it's over
mouzjeets?
come back just to fumble it kek
>>2253031i just go with whichever thread's doing better during thread warsdoesn't make this op less gay. that said, the other op shitting up the catalogue instead of just waiting for the next one is just as bad
:D
ITS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING OVEEEEEEEEEEER
>>2253042I lowkey don't have a problem with either OP. But this OP was created an hour earlier than the other one. The other OP deliberately created his thread well after this one was established. And for some reason the mods don't want to remove his from the catalogue, which is strange given how quick they were to remove such threads previously.
Jame let Mouz make the comeback only to yank it this late to break their brains even more
awkward for xertion there
m-mouzel tov......
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
my moussies :(
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
jame will humble 0p0x
HOLYYYYYYYYY FRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING JAMEKINOOOOOOOOOOO
Mouz are making a change 100%
jame wick looking ahh
gonna be very funny when pee pee vision molest vitatrannies
dont careas long botality doesnt win, I'm happy
romanians are brown
I mean. Inferno was close, dust was close. Could've gone either way.Congrats Vitality with another trophy.
>>2253060Yeah but can he humble HumbleWoo? I think not.
>>2252921>>2252989>>2253020
>>2253064implying cobrazera isn't about to break records next series
parivision has a problematic map pool for vitality
>big J not holding a grudge against the people who hated him>welcoming them with open arms instead
banks is so good looking
now that the dust has finally settledwhat went so horribly, horribly wrong?
newniggers forget that Virtus.pro were Vitality's cryptoniteembarrassing, this general is a husk of its' former self
>>2253072that would be even funnier
>all this just to hand zywoo another mvp+trophyHey at least Jame won't get to participate in the 3rd place humiliation ritual.
>>2253077I think they need to change their IGL and let Brollan just rifle. And kick Xertion, too inconsistent.
>45min of yapping inc.later magogs
so fucking happy for Jamecrying and shitting meself lads
Lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyEWTiHv1ScVitality vs Falcons kino going on right now.
>>2253086actually impressive how they've managed to win series even though they've lost some maps really hard
>>2253086these niggas took the mouz jr. allegations too seriously
>>2253090>>2253086
>>2253075King Jame does not discriminate his potential chess pieces
>>2253082and get who? kyxan, when he's inevitably kicked?
mouz had a cool black jersey, they should have kept it instead of switching to that red one.
>>2253087kek Vitality won againalso what does a coach do in this game?
zweih topfrag Falcons and Mouz, Spirit are a complete failure to build a team lol
>>2253086>>2253093MOUZ WERE AND STILL ARE IN THE GREEN. ALL OF THEM
>>2253095Anyone really, they just need a change. Clearly Brollan T side IGLing is not working out.
>>2253086finally a proper counter-strike team none of that shitty fucking "me donk me go kill" and "me flamez me bait for zypoo"
WE ARE HUMAN
muh hltv rating
>>2253102Zywoo works and donk sometimes works
>>2253102also none of that shitty "me hippo me go eat"
>>2253086>>2253090>>2253093all part of the plan to gather map pool information and pressure training. King Jame is pressure cooking his chess pieces so they not crumble like they did in the past.
>>2253086now show the playoff rating
>>2253102>me flamez me bait for zypoo"lol rent free
>>2253086Good thing they won Inferno. They would've got clapped on Mirage.
>>2253102wtf are you watching, it's just jame and 4 donk clones
>>2253111>4 donk clonesnigga those are some faulty clones then
>>2253082i think the smarter thing would be to just have xertion igl, since he's doing a lot of calling anyway i unironically think brollan is the better rifler and he can't call a t side to save his life
>>2253108I'm not sure you can filter to see playoff stats.
>>2253111if it was 4 donk clones they'd go far harderbut they're all just regular good players like 3DMAX, they trade down hard and play the numbers, that's it, there's no "xiELO go and rape them" strat, on the contrary, there's "little squirrel please save our asses"
>>2253114they have to drop an awp for jamespirit drop an ak to donk every round even on ct side lol
>>2253102trvke
>BOO US MORE YOU 70IQ KIDDOS >b-boos are fun b-but p-please... remember at the end of the d-day we are all p-p-people...I wanted to say this before but torzci fighting crowd caused mouze downfall. MOUZ CANNOT HANDLE BAD RECEPTION ANYMORE AURA MEMES GET TO THEM, THEY ARE SOI NIGGERS
>>2253117yes you can, it's on the left side of the page. you have to go down a little
>>2253118they're better players than 3dmax
any desk without pimp is good
I wonder how HLTV will bend their asses backwards to give EVP to m0NESY or Kawasaki with your finalists going like this
back to the content farm howie
>>2253122Playoffs
He's so cool sometimes.
>>2253129ropz and mezii have shit numbers give an edge to mouz or to parivision if vitality reach the final
>>2253129Zywoo and friends.
>>2253126d2nk is a fraud confirmed
100Twins.........
-xershit -jimi+rez +prhigher floor, aura fixed
>>2253131>sometimes
>>2253132Yeah watch them go assrape ballistic in grands. Ropz has been sick too iirc. I like Jame but they'll get fucked just off the back of vitality mechanical skill.
godledez raping 100t sry bros
>>2253140>dev1ce AWPmogged by the man with the most insecurity about his hairline ever
>>2253131he's always cool https://youtu.be/7qfld00AoRY>mouz
>>2253143holy insane clutch25-7 too damn
>>2253143Damn bruh how are chillWoo and big J always so relaxed?
if sycrone wasn't fucking delusional, he would make a change before cologne
PEAKWOO
>>2253154-sycrone +xyp9x
>>2253157washedwoo
>>2253161WHO COPES NOW NIGGER
>>2253161KEK
>>2253161"analysts" are such a pathetic grift its insane
i can feel it in the air.... mzinho lifegame
banks is such a silly tossacould never take him serious
>>2253165I hate p00rin more than anyone, but CS is a fickle game. It can shift on a dime. So more often than not, a lot of these matches are pure coin tosses. It's hard to provide any meaningful analysis.
>>2253157ynr when people said his time is over at the end of 2024 kek
SOEASYHEDOESN'TGIVEAFUCKWOO
>>2253173ts is embarrassing bro.....
>>2253161They chocked to Faze in fucking Budapest, is hw retarded?
>>2253174agreeddonk needs to leave already
>>2253173Already gooning
banks and retarded questions, name a more iconic duo (don't do it)
what part of mongolia are (You) from?
>>2253180Finland
>i hope so ok, pimp just got some points
>>2253179banks and looking into public bathroom stalls
>>2253179He's just tall. That's the only thing he has going for him. Otherwise he would've been fired a long time ago.
>>2253173even torzsi is villainmaxxing at this point, get a new PR strat ffs
Mongolz are such a waste of time at the moment
>>2253187better yet, get PR
I wonder who wins this.
>>2253194mongoatz, obviously
>mongolz ultras>7 mongolian girls and 30 white dudes yjk
based brown camera man got yellow fever just like me
so... when is ropz gonna toggle?are his cheats not working?
>>2253206still sick as a dog, I'm afraid
>>2253208sick of playing without cheats maybe
>Pari #2 VRS (after prizepool/placing points), #1 if they winbased
did scrawny just say mzinho is cute and funny?
>>2253215launders too
>scrawnders showing how little ball knowledge they havevitality wouldn't have won a single event last year without flamez
>mzinho immediately repeeks when he realizes it's not Zywoo in palaceheh
>missing with noob gun>twice
i need a steppe wife
*walks directly through a smoke*
>>2253214it's time... -belchonokk +yeki
troonwho kek
pros use freespinning mwheel or ahk for dualies right
Macronbros?
take me to map 3 already
>>2253231its not hard to cap out the firing rate, do some finger workouts
>>2253223What kind of men do steppesisters even like?
>>2253235when vitality v mongolz happen it should be a bo1 set on inferno, the script hasnt changed at all
>>2253236i can do it but i can't maintain accuracy while maxing out firerate
Mongolia shits on Brazil
KNIFEWOO
are we just dead today or is it because of thread wars
>>2253239youll get there, gl anon
Oh no....
Dayum
memba when everyone was saying "kick techno" and he got an mvpi memba
>trying to mindgame the chess masterembarrassing
How come Vitality doesn't have hoes dancing for them in the crowd?
>>2253255>french women>traveling
>>2253255chud orgchud fans
>>2253255v0t0l0t0 doesn't have any normie fans outside of france
>>2253255why would they
>cant even win mirageight imma head out
mongolz decisions are just terrible
>every day he wakes upawakewoo
>>2253255western women don't want nerds
ALL BECAUSE OF THAT 16TH ROUND
>ropz finally toggledmongrel sisters... it's over
>>2253218flamez is unironically the most replaceable member of vitality
yeah, gg
>>2253255dancing in crowds is unironically low iq brown behavior
>>2253272chill pierre
>>2253270based retard
>>2253275im not a fr*g
The goat of all time team can barely win 1 map from random mongoliansGRIM
They could've won if they hadn't fumbled that 9-6 into 9-7 shit.
TECHGOAT
>>2253276Zywoo is irreplaceable (HLTV #1)Ropz is the irreplaceable riflerMezii is the irreplaceable anchorApex is the irreplaceable IGL/morale boosterOut of all this, flamez seems to have the most easily replaced role in the team
GODZ
RAPEZ
>>2253281who else could entry and give gay kisses?
Enjoy this map because the other one will suck ass.
>>2253284Is that even a real question?
>>2253281The israeli representation is irreplaceable
What the fuck happened to the audio?
>>2253286but what about third :^)
>>2253284I mean 0pex can give the kissesas for entrying, there's no shortage of decent entry fraggers and I feel like donk wouldn't mind joining the GOAT
alas, herculeswoo was too big of an obstacle
botz......
>>2253294I'm not one to root for the big orgs with the superstars, usually I root for sensible teams like G2.But there's just something about HumbleWoo, I can't stop myself from rooting for Chadtality.
yea okfucking scripted to make these asian faggots look good
HAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT RATZ
botz
rare Ropz whiff
>>2253281>Ropz is the irreplaceable riflerBAHAHA yeah ok dood
HE'S STILL SICK
16-13
>>2253281both flamez and mezzi are replaceable
>>2253302what do you niggers get by being contrarians? In every single team he's been in, he's been the most important piece (mouz and faze) only on vitality he could be considered #2 but that's only because titanwoo is #1
>>2253305mezii is not replaceable, he's the rain of vitalitythink about it
damn, nt
>>2253307He's obviously just making fun of that missed shot, everyone knows that was no the usual for Ropz.
>secure OT>have to play against zywoo's awp every round nowkwab
sit bitch
Messi carried this round
>>2253314honestly i think the pros might be on to something with wanting the awp removedit completely changes the dynamics of the game
>map pick lostit's over
It's over.
mezii being a bit off.also ropz should just stop with those one taps on players looking away, just burst.
>>2253307ts gotta be ragebaitropz just lurks and collects exit fragslike a get_right with a little better aim0 actual valuemeanwhile flamez just matched his score with entry frags
>>2253317only like 5 people in the world can use it that well though
Vitality's map winrate is kinda crazy. I don't know if any existing roster can boast anything close to this.
>>2253321>100%100%
>>2253317>pros might be on to something with wanting the awp removedonly low iq, giga aggressive riflers say that thoughever
>>2253317What pros? I thought pros didn't care because hating awp is for gold novas
>>2253324okay, where was vitality before ropz? and where is faze now after ropz?
Le God
>>2253331d2nk, because it's the only thing preventing his ooga booga playstyle from working flawlessly
When will "pros" wake up to the autosniper & decoys? Decoys especially,
>>2253338he's got the middle eastern phenotype complete with the muslim beard
>>2253329I'd rather watch agressive riflers clicking heads than awpers spamming bodyshots and hiding tbdesu
>>2253340autosnipers will be the aug of cs2
>>2253337we'll see tomorrow during the pari game
>>2253340decoys are only useful in really niche scenarios but you're right about autoit's just an ego thing for pros
>>2253346kek retard keep coping
>>2253344only uncs think like this
>>2253352uncs love the awp and miss when it was truly powerful
>>2253352The opposite
Unfortunate for Jame >>2253327
>>2253343he comes from France's Alabama tho
honestly impressed that cobra is doing this well on a stage
Mongols literally need at least 9 on CT.
stalling faggits
>>2253369so you're telling me there's a chance
ratz's cheats weren't working, had to resett. admin
>>2253001Not a lot of women below 1.60m
>>2253375If they don't fuck up the followup, maybe.But it's a tall order to be honest. Once Ts get their buys it's gonna get difficult. They effectively need to be 5/6-0 before they can afford to lose at least a couple of rounds.
>>2253378kek
>>2253001>of all the girl he could haveHAHAHAHA
>>2253383doesn't matter that you're a midget, gap-toothed troglodyte if you have a lot of money and fame
Why aren't players allowed to drink on the job?
some of these Mongolian girls are kinda hot bros...
ok, they're kinda based for that but spunj and machine did it first
>>2253388t. czxi
>deagles are ba-
ankara mezii
>Russia 2-0 Israel Hasbarabros...
toggled
GOATZGOATWOO
>>2253396same country
RAPEDgolz...
RAPEX
fuarking GODz bro
r0pz is a cheat
4 on T and no moneyYeah, it's over. They can get 6 at best and it won't be enough. 13-5 is my guess.
mongolz are mongolian mouzjust another faggot team that chokes on important games
>>2253421Every team is like that against vitality rn lol
>>2253361france is somalian muslim now thoughbeit
>>2253421i mean mongolz were never good enough but i do LOVE that mouz became an insult of mediocracy
>>2253387If you're someone who has a lot of money but not a lot of fame, how exactly do you go about "flaunting" that wealth to attract hoes? Post bling on the gram?
>>2253425less muslims than russia so it's ok
>>2253389they are just young and skinnywe have gotten so used to seeing fat tatted pierced up hoes even normal women start looking hot
tough watch... againteams facing vita should instaban dust and learn the unconventional maps
>>2253426calling mouz mediocre just shows how low iq the playerbase is3dmax is mediocre, mouz is just hated
based Zywoo selling apex
What the fuck do we even do about Vitality? They look invincible. It's even worse than the Astralis era which was already fucking dogshit because Vitality has zero soul aside from apex.It took device getting cucked and covid to finally end Astralis' reign of terror, and it took a war to kill off any hope for a Navi era. Now unless flamez gets drafted or ropz gets injured in a car crash nothing seems likely to put an end to this team.
Start dashin lil bro
>>2253438>because Vitality has zero soul aside from apex.incel takeHumbleWoo is the most sovlfvl player to ever grace this gameMr. Kool is always koolMezii, my beans-on-toast having GOATFlamez, flaming homosexualMost sovlfvl team on the scene at the moment, except maybe G2
TOTAL VICHADITY VICTORY
Dustality
flamez not even trying to hide it atp
>>2253438you can win a tournament every time they take a one month vacation
>>2253420>13-5Perhaps I was too generous.
Herbus doubledoor
CS fucking sucks to watch these days man
CS fucking rocks to watch these days man
big J, save us
>3rd place decidernigga WHY does this exist
VIDEITYOMONGOLULZ
If only the 73646 gorillion dollars team that's supposed to rival Vitality didn't choke every single time..
>>2253460Jame relies on dust a lot and it's difficult to beat Vitality on dust right now.
>>2253461To humiliate the losers
>>2253434>3dmax is mediocre3dmax is not mediocre, they are just bad bro
>>2253421>just another faggot team that chokes on important gameswho except Vitality is not a choker team according to you?
>>2253473Navi
>>2253474yeah sure, can't choke when you don't even get in a position to win anythingalso choked massively against Spirit on mirage in Cologne and lost to fucking Faze in Budapest.
Exciting new match up or another roflstomp?
ropz is healed2.35 rating on d2
guywoo
>>2253472Mouz is not mediocre bro come on, if Vitality didn't exist they'd have won most of the titles last year.
>>2253445how is this mossad aimbot not banned
>>2253464They have only 3 superstars bro, please try to understand.
>>2253481>Playoff statsYou can check their map winrates yourself. Basically dust2 is PVs strongest opener but it's coincidentally Vitality's best map. They'll be okay with conceding it to PV as their map pick, since they've got no problems starting on T. There's a high chance that PV will just get rolled there and then it's all downhill from there.
>>2253461retards talking about vrs it matters for the open sign up farm lans, not when the teams in semis are already top 5-10 vrs
>>2253461Everyone remembers the 3rd place decider from Cluj last year. Even I, the OG f0ze hater, remember it.
Zywoo and nine bums.
>>2253489Yeah who cares about starting the Major from stage 3
>>2253486They need to get a coach who isn't turbowashedzonic has all the resources in the world yet the teams he keeps making are more dysfunctional than the last
>>2253493Zonic is hardly the problem nigga. The "problem" is beyond obvious.
>>2253487Nuke and Ancient are most likely not to be seen tomorrow, should somehow all five maps be played.
cheers magog
>>2253497me on the right
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389987/parivision-vs-vitality-pgl-cluj-napoca-2026Bruh, just compare zywoo, ropz and mezii against every single pari player.
>>2253503kek why do all the chopped bitches like moloboy?
>>2253506Oh and flamez too
>>2253506power of friendship vs superstars who ALSO have the power of friendshipit's over
>>2253489>not when the teams in semis are already top 5-10 vrsthat's not always the case though, show matches are super gay desu
>>2253511>power of friendship vs superstars who ALSO have the power of friendshipDortmund vs Real Madrid CL final feels like
>>2253507shut the fuck up ugly ass incel she's cute
>>2253520kek you find this 2/10 gook cute and I'm the incel?
>>2253496Don't think pari can win on overpass or inferno, but a 3-2 with the rest is possible
>>2253522Really? You're doubting inferno but not doubting their atrocious as fuck mirage?
the veto literally doesn't matter against Vitality lol
i was never a faze fan but i feel the same delusional level of faith toward pvi genuinely think they can win tomorrow
jamesus has that affect on people i believe thats called religion
jame would spit on all of you for constantly making fun of God and saying he's Jesus
I'm a realist. This is another year of zywoo. No current rosters are capable.
>>2253543Jame (and God) knows it's just a bit of fun and banter, not that serious
>>2253503>onlyfans whore makes multiple appearances
the best team of all time
>>2253544the worst part is there's a hundred different combinations of players in the top 20 right now that could consistently compete with vitality but almost every management team is literally and unironically retarded and the rest just don't have the money to make it happen
>>2253367>0.86
>>2253555Falcons actually do good against vitality. A shame the team fucking chokes before actually making it to the vita match up.
>>2253553if they win both majors this year, it can't even be debated
>>2253438They'll have their endevery era of domination ends, some more prematurely than others.I feel like this era will end the same way it started, with ropz involved somehow
>>2253560With ropz saying nigger on twitter and getting cancelled.
>>2253438donk needs to join pv that's it.
>>2253563falcons*
>>2253564the question was how to beat vitality, not how to spend the most money possible
>>2253560if they rotate dust2 out of the map pool maybe
>>2253563imagine if jamesus had access to satanic strat "donk666 go kill"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD_OiOvo1msSPUNJ and Machine really do make matches better. I hope they cast the final tomorrow and not those 2 fags scrawders.
>>2253555>the worst part is there's a hundred different combinations of players in the top 20 right now that could consistently compete with vitalitycope
Jame said he really appreciated the support in the arena and that it was really nice to have people cheering for you.>Yesterday was a completely unfocused game, but we won. Today's game was incredibly focused, perfect, I was reminded of the Rio Major, when you understand everything, everything is calm and precise. And the guys supported us incredibly. That was the best game of the tournament. <...>>The arena was rooting for us, the emotions were incredible. As for not having support, it's like night and day. I saw a video of BELCHONOKK saying, "This is my first arena, I want to play in front of fans." And we go out and get booed. And it was so sad yesterday, even if we won. And today we had support. Gotta thank Torzsi for this, I suppose. Thank you for giving us the opportunity to feel supported and not have to wait for the tournament in Moscow or Rio.
Thank you Torzsi, you fucked mousissies :) and aura boosted parivision.
>>2253574if they're taking turns, it should be them
MOUZ CAN'T EVEN AURA FARMAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA
>>2253579>I was reminded of the Rio Major, when you understand everything, everything is calm and precise.ok, i've heard enough, he's winning tomorrow
>>2253579pro thinks he'll get supported in rio
>>2253578even small roster moves like a decent igl on sp0r0t or a decent awper on g2 could make that a reality
>>2253602they did support him before everyone went home when furia lost in semis
>>2253605yeah and now he eliminated furia
>>2253560>with ropz involved somehowinshallah his porsche blows up
>>2253605they also supported him in rio 2024
>>2253612Mossadmouz orders the hit.
yall niggas really blackpilled me on tomorrowI don't think I believe PV can do it anymore
Honestly its small moments like this that make me go holy shit they are so much better than me.Jame anticipating jumping fall back is mind boggling to me, maybe im retarded maybe im blind but ive never seen anyone do that, not in random play not on pro scene.
>>2253618hmmmm actually. the last two times vitality an opponent for the first time in a final, they lost.also vitality somehow have a far lower winrate in finals when they are from the lower part of the bracket.
>>2253618I don't know how you can watch vitality's games and think anybody can take them on right now. I don't think they're even taking Cluj as seriously as they did Krakow and they still steamroll everyone.
>>2253611brother, what are you talking about? >>2253616ngl, sort of forgot that even happened but now that i look at it, that must be as close as mouz has gotten to a big trophy
>>2253626I'm telling that now jame and his players have eliminated fallen's furia. so the fans might be mad about him
>>2253619he mind-controlled brollan into doing his bidding and just collected a free kill
>>2253622new teams are hard to prep for and this new side of jame hasn't been figured out yet i'm cautiously hopeful
>>2253438-Kyousuke -Zonic+Nucleonz +Aymeinstein
>>2253603small roster moves like +tn1r, +zweih, +zont1x and the "decent igl" +magixx? just one more decent roster move and Spirit will have their era just like donk wishes to lol
>>2253628this has to be bait
>other thread 404'dkek
>>2253628Weren't it the mongolz that eliminated furia?
>>2253633why? people's reactions change
>>2253632+tn1r was a good move and so was bringing zont1x backbringing magixx back as an igl was a catastrophic move
>>2253635>>2253633well I guess I'm fucking retarded. sorry folks. hope you enjoyed the enterntainment. went full bozo here.
why does everyone keep finna peaking mid on d2 vs. jame? I feel like just from watching him this year he might be the goat at farming opening kills/damage on mid doors and yet nobody even plays counter util especially on ct side. feel like mouz and failcoons just kept walking into it.
astralis kind of fluked berlin major if we're being honest
>>2253637zont1x in 2026 kekyou people are mega coping, Spirit don't have an answer to ropz on Vitality for more than a year and you think this bot can somehow make a difference HAHAHAHAHAHAthank god Spirit fanbase is as retarded as you, keep shilling for more retarded roster moves based on "aura" and "mogging"
>>2253640they think unc don't got it no mo but he do
>berlin majorlook at my playoff teams dawg
>>2253650skull emoji
2022, 2023 and 2024 were such horrible years for some reasonit's like navi's turn for an era got cut short due to the war, and the broadcast was filled with nothing but filler until navi got their shit together for the last episode
>>2253655>it's like navi's turn for an era got cut short due to the warworst cope i've ever seen
>>2253650Liquid and NRG were unironically good back thenOf note is Zywoo losing to SANJI lul
>>2253659how is it cope lolboombl4 was kicked because of his retarded girlfriend and he was irreplaceablethey were still competitive with dogshit npl and sdy filling the space of a decoy
>>2253659This is sort of true I think they would've won more with monesy under blade. Donk would've probably got poached by them as well.
>>2253625>think anybody can take them on right nowIf vitality play on their good level nothing can stop them, absolute curb stomp they gave mouz on inferno, with every nade landing perfectly as if cheating proved it to me, it was another one of those "holy shit they are so much better than me" moments for me. I think at some point after first half casters said vitality had 1150 utility damage lolI'm a realist, without life time game, Jame black magic or ropz / zywoo going blind mid game i don't think they will win, but i want to believe in parivision
>>2253659He's literally not wrongNavi was looking completely unstoppable throughout the entire second half of 2021, but then the war broke out and team chemistry visibly fell apart almost immediatelyBoombl4 was looking extremely stressed out every time he showed up on camera after that and was the first to be kicked, likely because his literal whore of a vatnik wife was causing tensions with the team and the org. It was all downhill after that
>>2253659nothing about that is cope, and i'm a Vitality fanthe war broke out literally days before Navi received their golden bricks for the previous year's Grand Slam in Katowice on stage, the team chemistry was completely fucked everonye's only concern overnight became how to get their families out of the country, not CS. and then on top of that the Boombla thing happened, it's too many things at once.
>>2253673>>2253674The boombla part is secondary I think, although he did kind of fall off after that. The war was obviously the thing that disrupted a lot of things.
https://x.com/TeamVitalityCS/status/2025307948004561022HOLY CULTURAL IMPACT
>>2253677>The boombla part is secondary I thinkIt wasn'tBack then CIS IGLs that didn't suck shit were incredibly rare and Boombl4 was one of them. With him out of the picture electronic was forced to IGL and we all know how that panned out for him (and every team he's been in since)
>>2253681>Back then CIS IGLs that didn't suck shit were incredibly rareThey still areThere's literally only Jame left, everyone sucks horseshit including Boombl4
>>2253680>ropz, i love you, tilta? fazewhat is he saying
>>2253683nafany is good and still was back then, but for obvious reasons Navi couldn't get him
>>2253680f0zesissies...? They really do have fans...........
vita will win tomorrow because the ancient permaban instantly kills any cis team's chance to win
>>2253669Navi back then was THE CIS team that everybody wanted to join, just to get to play with s1mple, If the war never happened, donk would have been playing in Navi
>>2253680maniathe Beatles of CS
>>2253694>donk would have been playing in NaviYe
>>2253680>>2253689number 1 will always have fans, just by being number 1
>>2253694This will forever be the greatest "what if" in CS desuAt least s1mple finally got to play with a good team for a while
I'm buying some NAVI stocks, I think they hit the bottom .Also made a lot from Parivision stocks and I'm still holding all the way to the major then I'll sell
>>2253711>I think they hit the bottomYou know, for as much as people like to suck blade's dick, he's kinda dogshit at team managementThere's being diamond hands and then there's being delusional and he falls squarely into the latter category, this Navi team has zero hopes of winning a trophy in the current year
>>2253634the janny doesnt care that niggas create a new thread when there is still room for images. to stop this reddit OP the no links chad should create a new thread when there is still 30-50 img left
>>2253661Only like 5 people on planet earth remember that NRG had Astralis's number that season
If Zywoo is the goat, why has he not designed a cs map yet?
>>2253734de_woo
he doesn't need to. they released counterstrike the day he was born.
cswoo
>>2253734Volcano the real goat
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64mY7I01_I8This explains Jame sudden return to glory
>>2253661>>2253730Also the head to head AWP battle between Jame and Zywoo was literally 10-1 over the two maps Avangar won, and 11-1 if you include inferno.Fraudwoo literally got GAPED by Jame in a major playoff match.
>>2253513>show matches are super gay desutrue but what's even gayer was the situation at Krakow where Mouz literally didn't show up on mirage against Spirit, it was so pathetic from them.but as the other anon said, last year's Cluj had an enjoyable 3rd place match, so it's kind of like a double edged sword, it can be better than a showmatch but also worse.
the rumor is that segukawa was kicked from B8 because he was too fat and it made everyone uncomfortable
>>2253777I heard it was the anal beads made huge shockwaves on his fat body and it was too noticeable.
>>2253777source
>>2253777>divine tripsi believe it
>>2253777MANY are saying this
Russian reactions to PARIVISION vs MOUZ:>as soon as all yellow trash got kicked out of the tournament, all draft dodgers left and the crowd became 3x more civilized, and even rooted for us! This isn't a conincidence>Jame is S-tier captain! Living legend>Thought it's gonna be the 3rd map? NAH! 9-2 great, 9-10 uh-oh, 13-10 legends...>Jame is in his Gambit Zeus arc. Disgraced IGL on the brink of a retirement (or tier-3 matchfixing) reinvents himself and revitalizes while his former team crumbles. Waiting for the crown in the Cologne, Jame!>2 finals out of 3 tournaments and zweih is top-fragging every game, hally is nothing but a fitness instructor posing as a tier-1 coach>Finally we have another tier-1 team, donk you don't have to carry the whole region on your back now>Jame on Dust, zweih on Inferno, double trouble>biggest trash in cs>>lost vs mouz yesterday)>We trust in Jame , we trust in God
why did he type parivision like that
>>2253814ZION
>>2253814I think it's because it's a betting name. and maybe being sponsored by stake they can't "promote" other betting companies, and naming them is basically a promotion. That's the non controversial reason imo. or it's because he wanted to say "zion" because he's a jew, or he put a Z to remind everybody they're a russian team.
>>2253807>yellow trashthis means navi right?>>2253819>>2253845third possibility is russian Z
>>2253856>this means navi right?yep
apex is the only person on vitality who doesn't have a z in his nickname. hmmm
>>2253814I think i can endure watching zweight win another final. Tomorrow all the good guys will root for Parivision>4chanParivisionSpecial military operationRussia is democraticPutin is the presidentUkrainians started the conflict>r*dditVitalityInvasionRussia is facistPutin is a dictatorRussians are bullies
>>2253864Can you even be fascist if one third of your country is not even homogenous?
>>2253868race wise? it is irrelevant to fascism.
>>2253897Nationality and ethnicity wise. Russia is not a national state per se. Nowhere in its constitution does it mention nationality or ethnicity as a binding factor constituting a nation. The only factor of it is language.
this is actually a HUGE final tomorrow, a season defining final. vitality can get back on their feet if they lose but if parivision win, they will dominate cs until the major.
>mfw i lose the yearly top 1 race before spring
>>2253814Flamez is a baiting retard. Which is funny because the only time his baits get any interactions are when he does it to brown fanbases, I.E turks. PV maniacs are too smart to fall for such low quality bait.
Please Jame, deliver us Rio esque kino tomorrow.
Even the GOAT awper agrees
>rogue thread made by the f0ze discordtroons got deletedthank you tranny janniesyou may collect your biweekly paystub of $0.00
>>2253540>>2253541As much as I love Jamesus, nothing can stop Chadtality.Speaking of which, are we at that point where we consider this era to be more dominant than Astralis'?
>>2253555Go on, list 1 org (with infinite money and all other teams except Vitality willing to trade with them), 1 coach, 5 players and 3 months of prep time that can realistically dethrone Vitality for good.
>>2253632Not him but -paypal +any tier 1.5 awper would immediately rival vitality, doesn't even need time to integrate the new player because the system that works is already in place
>>2254061lol
What is hally thinking right now?
>>2253570realistically if donk leaves in the next 1-2 years, he's most likely going to falcons
>>2253579>>2253585brvtalget my man torzsi on a real team like g2
>>2253722You did the exact same thing discordtroon. Made the thread early and started spamming images so people would move to your thread.KWAB!!!!!!Besides, I don't care about making new threads anymore, you discordtroons could make one right now for all I care. I'm employed and not autistic, I don't need to waste my time doing this retarded shit.
>>2253650fucking kino man i swear to god>nrg>renegades>encestill remember Astralis' vertigo punish pick vs liquidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c25eRhYDXa8
>>2253722
>>2254057Astralis skipped tournaments in early 2019 and had some early exits when Liquid won their GS, only came back into form at the Major. if Vitality continues like this it will be more impressive overall, the 7 tournament winstreak in 2025, the Grand Slam is more impressive (even if you don't count Cologne with Spinx they would have won it at Dallas), the consistency is more impressive, it's definitely up there in terms of domination, if they crown it with Cologne it will be for sure the best era ever.
>>2253659Hardly a cope, the entire CIS scene got broken up because of the war. Maybe s0mple would've turned out an alcoholic bum regardless but no doubt we would've had stronger competition from spirit/navi against vitality today had the war never happened.
>>2253700>good players have more fansf0zesissies we're running out of copes
>>2253864I love both teams, what now?
>>2254090Vitality for sure feel more dominant, but Astralis changed the entire meta of the game.
anyone know when faze play next?
>>2254117March 18th
this is how you fix the CS scene and make it competent again>G2hunternikom0nesymalbsb1tcoach: saw>FURIAfallenksceratoyuurihmolodoyfrozencoach:sidde>navialeksibmakazzesh1rotn1rkyousukecoach:b1ad3>PVtn1r instead of zweight>f0zefraudigandonkmagixxtwistzzbrokycoach:neo>the restdont care
>>2254120omg we have to wait 1 whole month to see them play???yippie!!!!!!
>>2254102that's true, but you can also say this - the professional game has evolved now, every team has way better utility usage compared to teams of the past (ie Astralis opposition), teams are now more serious about all aspects of preparation, like a real sport. therefore it's both harder to innovate (because there's only so many new things you can do in high level CS that consistently work), but also harder to dominate in this kind of environment for this long as Vitality have been doing.
>>2254124never fix anything ever again
Eras are gay. 2014 was kino when we had 5 dominant teams going at each other.
>>2254133wrong. eras are good because everyone else is an underdog trying to beat them
>>2254130which only makes vitality's dominance even more impressivezamn>>2254133let it go grandpa
>>2254130also the impressive angle for Vitality is MR12, it adds quite a bit to the randomness of map outcomes. i still remember when Navi won Copenhagen people were saying we were gonna have a fluke era with no dominant team because every tournament someone else won, it felt weird how the momentum in maps can shift so easily. but Vitality have mastered that, they win so many eco and force buys it almost doesn't matter for them, and they have an awper who happens to be one of the best riflers of all time as well.
Astralis downfall began when Karrigod's mousesports (not nu-mouz) raped them at ESL Pro League Season 10. We might need the GOAT IGL to save CS once more.
>>2254144As the biggest f0ttigan hater of all time, I will admit that was the kinoest roster of all time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO1IuXIh8mU
>>2254147Somebody should literally beat the fuck out of falkeks' star players and teach them discipline. They keep throwing free games by picking fights they don't need to.
why is it always rape with you people
Zywoo isn't even using it that much.
>>2254146The rebrand from mousesports to MOUZ has been disastrous. They need to go back to mousesports and kick these israeli paycheck stealers holding the team down.
>>2254173Jame played way more rounds than Zywoo this tournament, if you look at awp kills per round Zywoo is up there near the top with all other primary awpers, but only 42% of his kills this tournament is from the awp, while for all other awpers it's like 50% or more. pure efficiency
Maybe he gets drunk before the finals and won't be able to call. Here's hoping.
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389949/matchSo you're telling me yesterday's match was a revenge.
https://www.twitch.tv/pgl/clip/ThoughtfulAssiduousRaccoonMingLee-gGZ-qk4NL1UBsXAB
>>2254275Interesting views distrib.>day12.4mil>day21m
Play clock at fivePlant is... INTERCEPTED AT TRIPLE BOX BY WILLIAM MERRIMANUN REALMERRIMAN, A ROOKIE FREE AGENT OUT OF FNATIC
>>2253309mezii on vitality is like jks on g2
>>2253309I'd dig rain on vitality
mezii always shows up when the team needs him the mostwhen the rest of the team is fragging as usual, he's quiet
Let's go Jame, take my energy.
Can't sleep, gonna goon to some big dih shemales. Wish the matches started earlier, don't think I'll be able to stay up that long. Oh well it's not like the results are going to be any different today either.
Finally, today is the big day, s1mple plays in just a few hours! And theres some final or something..
>>2254540who?
>>2254568The GOAT of all time
>>2254540Agreed, Zywoo's plays are so simple yet so elegant. Truly the GOAT of all time. SimpleWoo.
>>2254578He's not even the best in his own team, Ropz mogs.
The numbers doen't lie, and they spell disaster for Vitality at Cluj-Napoca.
Cloud9 should come back to secure the NA era
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUKh8W32JDkjust saw this shit, and it was fuarking 2 years agoGucciwoo
>>2254467Yeah he has this uncanny ability to hit multi-kill headshots through smoke and flashbangs right when the team needs them the most. You don't see that very often outside of premier.
>>2254618kserato also has this curious :^) ability
3rd place humiliation ritual soon, let's go
>>2254623Last month someone had the most blatant aimlock I've ever seen on Overpass, who was it?
>>2254625this?
>>2254627when will /magog/ apologize to him?
>>2254627let's say the majority of pros are cheating, why is valve allowing them
>>2254631they make billions and couldnt care lessvolvo is not your friend
>mouz is moving closer to winning a trophy >ah we were close, next time for sure! cmon pimp, you are fucking retarded
Easy for Genghis Khan
come on pari give us a good match...
>GOAT Spunj and GOAT Machine for GFsTHANK YOU PGL
umm...guys? theres a match going on, why arent you talking abouti t?
>>2254653nice try but it starts in 40 minutes
>>2254653we be waiting for godwoo and jame
>>2254653>scrawndersyep, not watching
when is the GOAT playing?
>>2254659based pgl having the good duo for the final
>>2254663Should've started already but there was a delay
MOUZ MASTERCLASS!
worst time to watch csmouz the most boring shittiest team to exist is #2 and #1 rapes everyone to the point it's not even worth watching their matches
pimp inhaling air like a pig pisses me off
>>2254672Boohoo nigga gtfo
>>2254680it's easy to say things online
>>2254683>it's easy to say things online
>s1mple kino isn't being streamedit's over, only boring games today
>>2254672>#1 rapes everyone to the point it's not even worth watching their matchesI find your lack of faith disturbing
brollan is in form man he was kinda dogshit when I started IGLing but he's hitting hard now
>>2254694do not nerf smokes bro
>>2254627can't believe dumau perfectly tracked the corner of a background building
>>2254625>aimlockbecause he's not cheating it's not a real aimlock so it should be called a deadlock
are we really gonna wait 2 hours for the next match
i wont make it, ive been feeling like shit since morning and it only got worse
>jew burned alive>brollan stomps on his head HOLY KINO
disgusting crowd
>some guy is literally sleeping w crowd
ISRAEL WON!!!!
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>2254728entire cs playerbase thinks the same as this crowd
Mouz the GOAT 3-4th place team
Are the grand finals really in TWO hours?
>>2254735yes since mongolz are weak and cant take 1 map
>torzci no longer allowed to speak with crowd because he made everyone boo them even more>brollan no longer allowed to speak with crowd because he is a pussy and almost cried>jimy has to talk to crowd jimy is hard carrying auraless
>>2254737>and almost criedwhen
Ohne better go live or I will be very upset
>>2254739>boos are fun and all but remember guys, we are all humans at the end of the dayI'm exaggerating obviously but his speech after parivision loss felt pathetic.
it's almost time
HOLY FUCK TELL PIMP TO STOP BREATHINGHE IS PISSING ME OFF I CAN'T
>shat on by a woman AXAXAXAXAXXAXAXAXA
Time to watch s1mple get tilted
why didn't torsi say "fuck you" to the crowd after they lost to Parivision??
>18:00Finals only start in 1.5 hours?
>>2254788in 35 minutes
>>2254791Great, that's right about when I have to leave. Probably gonna bring my tablet to the function :)
>>2254794It's gonna be Vitality 2-0, likely not gonna miss a lot
>>2254796meant 3-0
>>2254796yeah I've learned my lessons bothering to watch Vitality finals. Same for any finals with Mouz. You just know they're gonna lose.
where is ohne bruh i wanna die
>>2254803Got an ohnerismus
>>2254803too busy cultivating a Kai Cenat type audienceblud doesn't even watch CS anymore
HE'S FOKKEN BaCG
>>2254819s1mplewoo
>>2254819GODPLE will deny the Grand Slam
soon you will all learn
Why the fuck is the bo5 veto ban-ban into picks?It's immediately done after the 2 bans, everything else is just handshaking sidesWhy not make it pick-pick-ban-ban-pick-pick-decider to make it more interesting? Having the option to pick the opponent's permaban would also help avoid 3-0 blowouts
>>2254839to stop teams from playing their best maps
ARE WE HYPED ??????????
>>2254841Always when Vita is onSpunj+Machine a good bonus
>>2254841GOD VERSUS VITALITY
vitaLOSERS
how convenient for zywoo mic to always stop working out of nowhere
this is why apex is the goat he just did a timeout without using a timeout
>leafskek
>>2254841Yeah the rocket league major is pretty hype desu.
>zywoo ghost sessionuh oh
>>2254854such a merciful man, letting pari score a few rounds
>>2254856lmao told you, he made it worse for himself and entire team
holy kobe
what a nade combo
TOLD YA ALL FEW THINGS MAKE ME GO >HOLY SHIT THEY ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME VITA IS ON ANOTHER LEVEL JAMESUS NEEDS OUT PRAYERS
AKWOO
Peoole really bothering with this? 3-1 for vita
ill definitely punch this faggot Lame time after our 5th game if he keeps asking to save in a 4v5
MAYBE TORZCI HAD A POINT
niggas really travelled to see vitality in GF
>>2254856The organizers should make some soundproof booths or something if the headsets aren't good enough.
>>2254876well worth the money to see herculeswoo in person
>>2254874i dont get it
holy fucking shit these nades & flasheswtf are you supposed to do against this
>>2254877i can't remember what game or tournament, but some organisers tried it and it was incredibly expensive and not all that effective
>>2254882pray that Mercywoo shows mercy
if vita wins this round too im done watching
>>2254883many games tried and so did cs go, players said they could still see crowd and feel vibrations
>>2254886alright im out fuck cs
Yep, LE BOSSwoo time baby
>>2254882yea not even prime astralis is this blatant
>>2254891le gumwoo
>>2254890Don't let ZywOo catch you on the streets
>>2254883I don't know then, there must be some solution to this if it's so distracting.
just tuning in, why the hell did they give machine and spunj some 2004 headset mic sound quality?
whiffwoo kek
>>2254890AND DONT COME BACK NIGGER
WASHEDWOO
>>2254897yeah, don't try to be cool and shit talk the crowd. he only has himself to blame.
>>2254900guess im just bad luck
>>2254897the solution is not being such a huge pussy, it's a part of the game and if you can't handle pressure from the crowd then you don't deserve their applause
>>2254904Nah it's more fun like that.>>2254909Agree, though my point is about crowd being a pain in the ass overall. There's been more complaints about hearing them mid game and "crowd cheating"
TENSION
bcgames just got buck broken
Outbrained hard
OUTPLAYEDWOO
JAME KINOOOOOOOOOOOO
KINOOOOOOOOOOOO
GODZ GODZ GODZ
godz
ROPZ KINOOOOOOOOOO
wtf
>>2254914i think some TOs are better at it than others at telling the crowd not to be retarded, all it takes is threatening them to throw them out but idk how common that is
luckvision is finished
goatwoo
>>2254935honestly would have been completely different game is pari did not lose this. how is this a headshot? fucking cs 2
>>2254935?
>>2254941crosshair wasnt even remotely on his head
falcons-tier throw lol
Watch zywoo have +15% swing despite having barely been impactful
>>2254941>>2254944
>>2254935Le subtique
>vitogglertly is loosing>suddenly all their nades land perfectly on PV players>suddenly apex starts spamming smokes and walls with success>zywoo starts swinging the awp before peeking (has no crosshair how convenient)
nt
should have been over sooner, vitality is warming up
>>2254957>awp flicksanyone can do that
>>2254949ok cool, keep us posted
>>2254967deal
LE BOSS is too strong...it's over
>>2254962this is what magixx thought team spirit was in 2024 kekw
s1mple has hoes in different area codes
>>2254983where is s1mple anyway? there is no way he is in ukraine right?
missed map 1was it good?
>>2254989of course, GODwoo was playing and won
>>2254986the most patriotic ukrainians dont live in ukraine
>>2254990yeah he hit a GODLY 1.07 rating on map 1
>>2254989yeah pari held up vitality is just too good and knows opposing team really well
>>2254989some really nice plays from both sides but pari didn't have much of a chance
I've seen enough, I'm closing the stream
togglepex
Morning gents, just tunning in. Who won the MOUZ vs Mongolian MOUZ match up?
It's over, isn't it?
OK, ADMINS??HELLO?
british player
>>2254856Why would you ever admit this
how convenient :^)at this point vita should start spinning and bhopping around
When will this end?
>>2255006Yeah probably
>>2255014in Flamez already bouncing around all over the place
Falcons and Faze died for this btw
this guy is revved as fuck
ANKARA MEZII
yea sure man
i've seen enough
3-0?
>this is the 4th best player of Vitality
goated fucking team
>another final zywoo gets to chill and get carried >still wins MVP
no way you niggas doubted vita
>>2255026da((((((
We've been in the weak era for over a year. Nobody else is even competing.
>>2255014>>2255003no longer watching that togglerfest final. make webms of what you see instead of posting imgs
hoooly outplay
mercifulwoo giving pv a round for our entertainmenttruly the humble goat
Jame is too smart
THE BRICK WALL FROM BRUMTHE BUTCHER OF BIRMINGHAM
can't remember ever seeing zypoo miss a timing in a duel
MEZII MEZII MEZII
rapezii
MESSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
don't worry, magixx and zont1x will stop this team
welptime to go back gooning to jav swimsuite porn
How come the saudis haven't made any move on vitality? They are pretty much the super team they been looking for
GODZ and LE BOSS in the clutch? Wrap it up
ropz ?
>>2255056Vitality org would sooner have France declare war on Saudi Arabia then let them go
>>2255054nice
>>2255056why would vita sell? id be surprised if the saudis hadn't thought of making an offer tbf
Ropz has been playing with the awp quite a bit of times recently, is he putting in the hours to finally come back and save faze?
so sick of this team
>>2255056At this point the only way we can be free from this hell is if the Saudis offer 10M for ropz to replace teses
ropz, mezii and flamez the new three musketeers?
>>2255064cope#VFORVICTORY#GOATWOO
>>2255066can't speak for the other 3 but haggis is banging
9 is all they get
KEK JAME 0 IQ LMAO
MY BOY ZWEIGHT
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
how do you beat a team full of togglers?
>>2255081hire mobsters to cut off their hands
winning the pistol on CT with 5 dead and Vitality having a plant loss bonus (+few alive) feels like you lost
I'm closing the stream. This shit is over.
>>2255084russian mob, ykwtd
PARIVISION = Russian MOUZ
>>2255086but it coul;d go all 5 maps
>>2255088with flamez and mezii playing like that no one beats vitality
>>2255088What did u just say diddyblvd?
>>2255089With inferno and mirage next? Yeah right
ZeroVisionbros...
Vitality flashbangs are just next level
lol zweih
>>2255093Mirage is Vitality's worst map and they've shown some weakness on InfernoDoesn't matter because they're all hard toggling anyway
PetiteVision bros...at least we were in dem finalz and got dem vrs pointz duhhhhhhhhh
Remember it doesn't matter how many views the game has, twitch will never put it on the main page by default, not just because it is rated M(17+) but because companies pay twitch for these spots, the way riot pays to keep these 2 games on the main page 24/7, it is cheap since both games are family friendly
>>2255104>Doesn't matter because they're all hard toggling anywaytrvke
>>2255116CopeThe algorithm just knows you're a massive faggot
>>2255104>>2255123kwab russkies mad
>>2255129You don't have to be a russian whitenigger to hate Vitality (Israel's team)
IF pv somehow win this, it'll be the greatest comeback in the history of cs
>>2255127I am talking about a fresh cookieless visit to the site from a new IP without login in, it could be different depending on the region, perhaps you are right and my country is full retarded riotrannies.
Mouz getting dunked on by both analyst desk and casters, kek what a bitchmade team
>>2255138Has to be one of the most raped teams right now.
over status?
>>2255137You do have a point, but the best I can do is incognitoYou might be living in a soiciety
>>2255141looking pretty bad
all ts hype for nothing
LFG WE BACK
>trying to outgamble a gambling team
2 is all they gettrust in paraviZION
lol....... no way
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO JAME KINO
rofl
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
THAT'S MY FUCKING GOAT
mind=blown
apEX outbrained by jesus
a lot of really nice plays so far in this game despite the score line
That ninja defuse buck broke them
i dont know how can anyone say parivision is boring to what when its literally the most entertaining kino team atm, specifically because of Jamesus
ahahahahahahahah
HOLY SHIT ZWEIH HAS GONE INSANE
jamebros, i'm starting to believe
reverse sweep its so over for vitachuds
JAMEGOD
bbbbut i thought igls cant le shoot ????????
im starting to believe in jame
I will literally convert to whatever religion Jame follows if Parivision pulls this off
i just don't believe in their T side to close it
>>2255173HOLY
>"analysts" says dust2 is the only map parivision can realistically win>it's the only map they get stomped on
PARI-VISION *CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
lol Jaxi
HOLY RAPEBELCHORAPE
>Vita=all aim no brain>Pari=rape kikes
BELCHOGOAT
um... vitasissies....
>>2255197that's the romanian ohne but he actually played in t3 romanian teams
apex got the artillery strike killstreak its over
surely mezi had time to stick there
>vitasissykekkies
Incoming double smoke spraydown from apex
the backstabber and zypoo are ghosting
belchogoat locked the fuck IN
NOCOMPOSUREWOO
I genuinely thought this was meme pseudoscience, maybe Lars Robl wasn't the villain I made him out to be
BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK BELCHONOKK
NIGGA THAT WAS NUTS
>>2255213Dont worry anon hltv will still give zywoo the mvp
I'm starting to believe but I don't want to be disappointed again
FLICKWOO
>WhErE WoUlD ViTaLiTy bE wItHoUt rOpZ>fLAmEz iS rEpLaCeAbLeflamez > ropz you stupid nibba
THAT WAS A LITERAL TOGGLE WHAT THE FUCK
Nice le toggle
holy shit
What the fuck was that
alas, herculeswoo was too much for mere mortals
probably his best highlight desu
ZYWHOO LITERALLY TOGGLED THE RAGE AUTOAIM FEATURE IN HIS HACK LMAOJUST LIKE MY PRIME GAMES
sorry lads daddy wants another mvp :^)
holy fuck what was that
ok at this point the only team that can beat vitality is one that toggles harder, ive seen enough of cs2 garbage
How the fuck are you supposed to beat that nigger
it's almost 3am i have work at 7am and holy fuck that zywoo transfer woke me up
QT :)
gg
Vitality just won't let em have it, what are these rounds??
Belchonokk life half but looks like it won't be enouhg
???????????? what is that shot???????????zywoo nigger is literally cheating
BELIEVE. NIGGERS.
>>2255246Hoping for a 4th map?
make apex/zywoos wife cheat on them
>>2255257no LMAO
>>2255247Romanian rose
hoping for OT
Someone needs to expose one of these faggots for cheating holy fuck
Vitality are going to actually kill the scene because of their retarded overdominance
ITS NOT OVER YET MOTHERFUCKER
cinema
these last 4-5 rounds have been crazy
HAROSH BLYAT DAVAAAAAAAIIITODAY I'M RUSSIAN
>>2255260No sleep for you yet
>let's just double nade dark>quad? don't even bother checking it
HAHAHA ZYPOO IS SO OBVIOUSACTUAL RAGE HACKING
>>2255273fuuuck
ok i fucking refuse to believe they nade the only place with 2 players twice and have absolute certainty there are STILL two players in there without checking anything else
>prefired the mid peeks TWICEYeah sure
>>2255274>>2255277you guys don't seem to understand that pro players don't play like you silvers in pugs, they antistrat and know the tendenciesthat's how the got so many nade kills on overpass
i'm genuinely, unironically starting to think vitality are cheating
>>2255281except literally no pro player plays the way vitality does you fucking silver
Fakin aveepee man
>>2255284that's the VICHADITY way, baby!#VIVALATALITY
this niggas gf got him tickets so she can spend time with her actual boyfriend and hes happy
just end it vitbros...
>>2255284that's because other teams rely way too much on fire power, mouz does get close though but no one watches their matcheswhat are the other top teams ? spirit, furia and falcons, that all play on firepower, ofc you are not used to seeing good nade play
Flamez is literally top 4 player, what the fuck is this shit man
vitality's utility usage is astralis levels of dominance compared to their peers. it's just perfect. the timing once they read the enemy's moves is just right.
>>2255293Is it?
How are Vitality not antistrated to death alreadyIt's been a FULL FUCKING YEAR
>>2255297how to antistrat cheats?
VIDEITYZEROVISION#HAPPYBIRTHDAYGOATPEX
>>2255297idk theyre just kinda really really good
good map
sad
>>2255297apex anti-strats much better and that bald coach does too. they are nerds in anti-stratting. he never rests.his teammates say this in many interviews.apex is still hungry.
>>2255299Arms race
rapex
lmfao jame couldnt hit the easiest shot and lost kek !!!!!!!
>>2255297ZyGOD just shoots harderVITAGODS WE WON AGAIN
fuck your retarded ZOG gameUninstalling now
this was fucking amazing 3 gamesfucking peak counter strike both teams played so goodjame proved to be 300iq genius, zywo being sick as always, flamez and mezii showing they're not just deadweights
good nigght magog. thank god i can sleep for 3 hours.
>>2255291ok you are genuine silver if you think no other team has any sort of anti strat or prep for every team they face Nice nade btw perfect to the jame face, as soon as he arrives
oh my god it's this fucking faggot banks again
>>2255312Based cs enjoyer
the good guys keep winning
>>2255318die
The scene sucks fucking ass everyone in tier1 is pure utter dogshit, no wonder Vitality is so above everyone else.Even the fucking pebble throwers of 2014 were playing better cs than the current scene, I still think this Vitality is better than prime Astralis ever was but holy fuck it must feel irrelevant to them to win against such shitters who can't put up a slightly decent fight to save their life.
>>2255318live
>>2255265Yup, there's no point watching anymore
>>2255310Cry ziggy, NATO + GODsrael always wins
>apex and zywoo were teammates for 5 years before vitality even became relevantdamn
>>2255297the scene is really weak right now.the fact paravision is looking like the second best team is just proof of that.
HOLY ZYWOO AURA
herculeswoo...MVPwoo...GOATWOO
>>2255314>k you are genuine silver if you think no other team has any sort of anti strat or prepfalcons and spirit don't even have any real strat so anti strat ? lmaoalso you can't be serious using this as an example when it's a literal tai-ming compared to other rounds
>>2255328??? they were one of the best teams from year 1.
>covid-19 ended astralis>??? will end vitalitywhat will it be...
Pro cs is dead. Shit is unwatchable.
>>2255336financial crisisit's been a while since the last (real) one
>>2255336zywoo found shot and dead after stopping falcons from getting a major
>Some nigga with the atomwaffen flag in the crowd lol
>>2255334wow they won 53,000 that's best teams in year 1...
>>2255312Nooo you're supposed to make it political!!
>>2255336zywoo and flamez to get religion of peace'd
>>2255265I didn't watch a second of their playoff games here or the final of krakow, it's actually predetermined, gonna exit the thread too since it's devolved into smug vitafags having group jerk off sessions over zywoo
>arguablymanletsnake's still kissing s0mple's feet, huh?
This is what retards seething about eras and screaming "fluke, fluke, fluke" everytime a team had some success for a bit of time brought to us. Now we are in a real undeniable era, for well over a year, Vitality will keep winning trophies for as long as no one is making changes to beat them or they get washed eventually. From that perspective, we're still a long time from them losing, this shit might lasts several years.
>>2255336Vlad listens to his voters and declares france russian clay
>>2255344Vitafags don't actually exist, it's just a bunch of trolls propping up the villain because they know it makes everyone else mad
>>2255350that cuck wont ever do shit
>>2255349VRS is the real culprit, nobody is willing to make big roster moves because they don't want to lose their major spots
MVPWOO
>>2255336xtqzz slain by the elder wand
GOATwoo <3
There's no justice on this gay earth
my goatwoo is the best player in the world and russkies are seething lol
>>2255353>ukrainian thoughts before the three day operation
>>2255352I think Vita is the most fun team to watch right now. Their teamwork is next to none, they have funny util moments, and every single player on their roster has potential to show the fuck up and farm a highlight.
the problem with the scene is unironically too much moneywe're in a bubble and no team wants to buy players for what others are offering except for falcons who instead choke so hard no one wants to joinso no one even tries building a vitality-killer superteam
>>2255363>three day operation
I blame faze for this. Them not holding ropz has been detrimental to the scene.
Thank god FlameZ seems like a good kid because I would have not been able to cope about the fact a fucking israeli is now in the list of the most awarded player ever.
I prefer listening to gf asmr instead of watching vitality
>>2255355players are just overpriced.the lack of roster moves is what's killing competitive cs.imagine these rosters are still the same by the end of the year (likely to happen).Mouz, Navi and even Falcons feel like zombie rosters where the players don't believe in their teams yet are forced to play with each other none the less.
>FUCK REDDITBASED RICHARD
I think parivision will learn a lot from this one about pressure and getting antistrated, next matchup should be great
DAMN RICHIE LOU SPITTIN FAXXXXX
faze focusing on what's important https://youtu.be/ED0kkfc4onM
/ourteam/
>>2255384wait, vitality is our team...?
>>2255386Always has been
that spray transfer was one of the most insane highlights ever
>>2255393d0nkey could never
>>2255386no lol it's the same delusional vitafag talking to himselfI hope he enjoys his time rn because when Vita starts sucking shit I will grudgepost forever
Falcons just lost in RL KWAB
>>2255366its this + three-needed-for-core making sweeping roster changes unviable.
CAN'T HECKING WAIT FOR ZOGWOO AND FLAMEZION TO WIN 54 MORE EVENTS THIS YEAR
>>2255413Based and sameV for Victory, baby!
just noticed Zywoo had 14/88 left in his AK after he hit that clipthe white man marches on
hopefully /our guys/ parivi-ZION will continue being a top 5 team instead of oilcons
Honestly I'm surprised they took 10 on Overpass and only 4 on Dust. I was expecting them to win more on Dust and less on Overpass.Anyways. GGs. Went about as expected, although I kind of started to get excited for the possibility of the fourth map but it wasn't meant to be. Reading some comments from the very shithole that dude takes the "Russian" reactions from and it's pretty much unanimous that Vitality are unstoppable and the way they're starting 2026 is very reminiscent of the beginning of their 2025 run. PV did a lot of work to get to the finals so nobody really is blaming them that hard, since the expectations weren't that high to begin with I reckon. Very interesting to see if there's anything else in store for Jame+4 though.
Parivision, 5 guys picked off the russian streets, sweating in a russian basement bootcamp, are a better team than Falcons
with donk instead of nota, pv would have won that
MongolZ = Mongolian MOUZPARIVISION = Russian MOUZFalcons = Saudi MOUZFURIA = Brazilian MOUZ
>>2255430What about MOUZ?
-nota+frozen
>>2255413funny how Jewish superiority draws so much hate and jealousy lol
>>2254839Because then the sissy pros would be forced to play on their "permaban" KWAB fucking losers
>>2255430whoa, holy cvltvral impact
>>2254986Even if he was it wouldn't matter, he's exempt from the draft. Just the other day I saw a reel of a bunch of hoes raving in Kyiv whilst their men are kidnapped and sent to die on the frontlines. Brvtal blackpill.
>>2255430Kek, I like how MOUZ is now a derogatory term for btfoed teams.
>>2254986I think he has Spanish citizenship.
>>2255019So what you're saying is, Faze and Falcons are the bitch's bitches?
>>2255401Rocket league is for faggots
>>2255297They already areG2 raped Vitalityhttps://www.hltv.org/events/7912/blast-open-london-2025-finalsBut in order to consistently do this, you need a proper awper, not paypal.
I don't remember a zywoo flic- ACK
>>2255322>>2255329What is this gay ass cope? Scene is not weak, you have Falcons, Mouz, Parivision, Furia, maybe Spirit - all contending with Vitality. Just that Vitality is invincible for the moment. But that does not mean the scene is weak.
>>2255384>>2255386>>2255387Yes kings! HumbleWoo has many lovers AND schizophrenic haters >>2255395
>>2255431TEMU Vitality
>>2255331he's been posting a lot here lately.
>>2255453this is nuts.
I'm still thinking about that spray transfer
I'm still thinking about that ninja defuseGood series despite the blowout score, better than FURIA's Krakow despite taking a map. That one only had flameZ mega-flank
I'm still thinking about that zweih clutch on infernoBOZOLITY
>>2255483imo Furia-Vitality mirage was as good as inferno today, but it was the first map so it had less on the linenot bad showing from Parivision, Belchonokk had a great showing on inferno
Vita to RL Major GFs as welltruly the goated org
>>2255510they're about to be raped by dogshit matchfixers karmine corp in LECdogshit org
FNATIC era? togglersproof:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_rUvnuOWBchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbVRcf0qIr4https://youtu.be/I8RKyKF5Vwo?t=314ASTRALIS era? togglersproof:https://clips.twitch.tv/RockyResourcefulVanillaAllenHuhuhttps://clips.twitch.tv/VictoriousGiantBeaverSoonerLaterkjaerbye (major mvp btw)https://xcancel.com/NiKoCS_/status/1065730619597033472?s=09VITALITY era? togglersproof:https://youtu.be/PF7pxUr0GwI?t=585https://clips.twitch.tv/ConsiderateTenaciousWoodpeckerBatChest-iRHBolDovdw52Rpihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hezFt3FgzAhttps://youtu.be/GtCt7NdxlOg?t=10586https://youtu.be/9Nr25TcOsZ4?t=2197
schizo time
just checked hltv
>>2255336Economy tanks harder than 08 and teams start folding left and right. These teams struggle to even stay afloat now.
>>2255522i share a birthday with the goat igl? based
how are HOTU not banned for this blatant matchfixing on LAN
>Meanwhile:
>>2255527he NEEDS to join Falconsso what if Nikola rapes him, who cares? just have him win with them ffs
>>2255527-nota + donkMake it happen
where is the russian reaction to vitality hard toggling against the good guys + zweight?
>>2255533I watched the ru streams and all I could hear was zywoo blyat
>>2255533https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2704614342?t=7h44m29s
>>2255539kek
I should start cheering for vitality instead of being a faze fan
>apex is 33>33rd trophy todayuh-oh...
i'm choosing to view the vitality era with optimismthis is the longest goon session in esport history and once a team beats them more than once, it'll be the toe-curlingest nut of all time
>>2255546NO, you'll curse them.
>>2255524u aint slick bro but happy bday nonetheless
>>2255471kek I love how you keep updating itmight need a bigger head soon kwab>>2255523So teams like f0ze who are already struggling financially close shopThe only teams remaining are falcons (oil money), parivision/all misc betting orgs (gamba money), vitality (too big to fall money), mouz/heroic (rainy day funds money)
>>2255546Welcome brother. I too used to be a Faze fan at some point (mostly a fan of br1ky and ra1n), until f0ttigan turned it into f0ze and ran it into the ground.
>>2255546I too was once a f0ze ""fan"" but after so many losses it has become unbearable. Now I'm cheering for Chadtality and it's been great. We win everything and when things are getting desperate our boy Chadzii hits a few headshots through smoke while Goatwoo gets guaranteed MVP awards for holding passive AWP angles. Life is good in yellow
>>2255533>>2255422>Reading some comments from the very shithole that dude takes the "Russian" reactions from and it's pretty much unanimous that Vitality are unstoppable and the way they're starting 2026 is very reminiscent of the beginning of their 2025 run. PV did a lot of work to get to the finals so nobody really is blaming them that hard, since the expectations weren't that high to begin with I reckon. Very interesting to see if there's anything else in store for Jame+4 though.That and "Vitality are damn good at using utility"
>clutches THAT>14/88Heh.
it's ok you can stop crying, vita won't be in the next tournamentthere is a real chance mouz wins it btw since it's not in an arena
>>2255590Why does he have to borrow all these chinky chonky knives?
>>2255602would you refuse free money?
we are lucky because after that it will be the falcons era for the next 10 years
>>2255604What sort of money? I assume he has to give them back at some point
>>2255612I don't really know how it works. maybe it's rich chinese players who lend them to him so the owners get some publicity, or it's chinese skin website using it as an advertisement.
Neo recalls an anecdote from when the two talked for the first time and the youngster didn’t know how to respond when asked about salary expectations, which Neo calls a “classic ZywOo answer.” ZywOo said that "if you give me 1,500€ or 2,000€ I'm more than happy—that'd be insane money", to which Neo replied, "OK, I don't think I can pay you that, it's too low compared to the other guys."
Jame about losing to Vitality:>Today is a sad day. There will be no hi-hi, ha-ha. It will be a sad vibe. It's incredibly disappointing. It's a bit easier now, but the first hour was unpleasant to live, to be honest. If Jon Jones had destroyed me in the street, would I have been upset too? Probably not. We had our chances. Even if we didn't, it's still a shame to lose. You do everything to win. You give yourself... Don't put your soul into what you do too much, so as not to get upset. That's my advice.
>>2255622he's so humble!! humble goat
>>2255378>the lack of roster moves is what's killing competitive cs.since Vitality started dominating:Falcons: added m0nesy who is top3 player and then kyousuke who was the most hyped upcoming player since donk. certainly will change moreSpirit: added the best CIS players they could, first zweih then tn1r, it didn't work, then they added magixx to improve IGL firepowerFuria: added molodoy and Yekindar, became a tier 1 team and beat Vitality twice to a trophy later in the yearG2: assembled a new roster after m0nesy and beat VitalityFaze: s1mple, Elige benching, Twistzz (huge move tbf), jcobbbso moves are clearly being made, this winter has been very slow yes, but don't act like teams didn't try to improve for a whole year. also we don't know if this will be the new normal or maybe we have a crazy rostermania soon. Mouz: known as a frugal org that are punching above their weight if we're being honest, but even they improved compared to 2024 with +Spinx, at least in firepower. probably doesn't want to spend money and their current academy kids are not as good. but i never considered them as the team to rival Vitality anyway.Navi is the only big org that didn't really make any moves one would expect from them, except promoting an academy player for free. whether this is because the org lacks money, opportunities or something else, idk.
>>2255622HumbleWoo.....I'm kneeling.....
>>2255510Vita lost to Gentle Mates lol
The EMPEROR of every version of CS
>born on the same day as CS>already won more MVPs than anyone else in the game's history>will probably win the most #1 tooshieet didn't know france had this game figured out
>>2255755he lowk chopped but that's real avra
How to stop the vitogglerty menace:G2 or falcons should take hunter niko m0nesy malbs and b1t/aleksib and that would be a top contender to beat vitality (no zonic).Furia can also do that if the ghost of kazakhstan and yekindar stop ghostingIf navi takes heavygod and matys that would be another strong teamMouz or f0ze can form a strong team if they gather their best playersPV or spirit can gather the best russian team and there would still be room for another strong cis team with FUT players
>>2255783>G2 should take nikoStopped reading there
Tier2/3 grind is INSANELook at this team that played 6 maps in a single day - one bo3 and five bo1 and they won all of them!
>>2255805forgot pic
>>2255807>random t3 nonamers rape p0mplekwab
BelchoGOAT looked great today. Chin up son, you win some you lose some.
>>2255860>have one of the best maps of your career>this happensbrutal
>>2255862FlushaWoo
>>2255862Not much he can do against this blatant toggler
>>2255807Stanislaw couldn’t get 1 mapI guess they played with ben1337 tho
>>2255862This is actually indefensibleYou can't spin around that fast mid-spray unless you have woxic-tier sensitivity, and even then the first bullet went perfectly to the headVitality knew if it'd gotten to Mirage there was a serious chance Pari would've tied the score and at that point Anubis would've been anyone's map
I did LOVE this.https://twitter.com/i/status/2025670681376305501
>>2255894apex had the read but the apes under his command didn't listen
>>2255893i wonder how that kind of cheat work to make it look natural, because you can only notice it if you have spent time watching the crosshair of good aimers move at different sens>https://youtu.be/Ii2W0pJlRoo?t=426i suppose they make it shake like this but much better calibrated to look natural
Just when I thought cs was back to being watchable... Grim (the situation)
>>2255862I'm not one to usually believe schizo hackusations, but really how does one defend this? Plus that aimlock on OP a couple of weeks ago. Is the mask finally starting to slip?
What a scandal it would be if it was revealed that my GOAT is a cheater....heh
This format where a team automatically qualifies for semis is complete utter dog shit. PGL was far more enjoyable.
>>2255960ts is well known and agreed upon
>>2255960i dont undertand why blast and esl still insist on this dogshit format that the community fucking hates
>>2255973Cluj format is perfection
>>2255977Meant to quote >>2255960 but yeah. PGL got it right, they used this format last year too iirc
>>2255893>You can't spin around that fast mid-sprayit happens all the time though, it's just one of those prefire flicks that happens when as you're in the middle of shooting the first guy you already know you then have to immediately flick to the second guy that's going to peek for the trade. It's literally a feeling you get where you know exactly how to move your mouse on the mousepad. It's a flow state thing, also the 3rd person models make it look sus
When Zywoo did that 1v2 on nuke against Falcons in Melbourne he also hit first bullet flick onto Niko walking out of the smoke on B site, and now he does it with a 180 flick, this guy's natural skill is just another level compared to even other pros, it's a complete mastery of CS. Imagine the unseen shit he does in praccs or Faceit games when he actually cared about grinding.
I applied to get on the cs supremacy mod but they literally denied me for this... Sorry my friends copy pasted some ASCII cocks on my profile in 2015 lmao. What a bunch of cucks these supremacy fags are.
>>2255862nice rape
Ropz (GOAT pure rifler) has more trophies than dev0rce now
>>2255862hard work vs talent in a nutshell
>>2255862If you look closely you can see his spray is terrible, looks like mine. Should've 1 tapped him
Russian reactions to vita vs pari?
>>2256022shame, really
>>2256219>.de>gaycolour me surprised
>>2255522>NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE YIDLER apex just became bitch tier lmao
>>2256317he knows it's still not socially acceptable to go full hitler, so he's telling him 'not yet'
>>2255522this >>2256323apex is just hiding his power level
>6-14he really should've stayed retired
The goat got his ass handed to him, bros..
nothing to do for the rest of the week, and vichadity isn't back for another month, this SUCKS
>>2256335VODKA BLYADD
Thought bcgame would look better since the last time but seems like it's the opposite
>>2256377at least they'll get some lan reps inif they lose this but win the loser bracket, they'll be playing 4 bo3s today
>>2256208Scroll up
>>2256208Not much to post, everyone says they did well and that Vitality are unbearable unbeatable robots that should disband for the betterment of the scene like Asstralis
>>2256389>having to deal with s1mple in your ear for that longThe portuguese guys are going to get depression
>>2256397It's less about them needing to disband and more about incapability of current rosters to compete while current Vitality exist.
>>2255862fucking model didn't have the time to move as fast as the flick.
If only every map was as good as Inferno yesterday...
>>2256403It'd be better for everyone below Vitality if Spinx and ropz changed places
>>2255893>>2255951I mean you can see his mouse movement on his cam.
>>2255862What's crazy is that this was a headshot. Still would've died even if he had full hp.
>>2255902it's actually his fault too. both mezii and zywoo check library together to trade jame. then zywoo says "arch" because they didn't check it, he slighly walks back says "wait..". then apex looks at zywoo's screen and tells him to start running to find jame with them. well everybody's fault. apex when hearing "arch" thought they had checked it maybe.
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2383842/vitality-vs-mouz-iem-cologne-2025How did they do it? Why can't they do it again?
he does not miss
ecstatic are a good team so it's not really surprising they beat bcgamelosing the next match tho, vs sinners or masonic, would be absolutely humiliating
>>2256434sinners are decent aswell tbf, for t2 atleast. a bo3 loss to masonic would be a disaster though
>>2256425that was GODwoo being bored and letting them win
>>2256431good bait, at least 6/8
>>2256425>How did they do it?zywoo burned out>Why can't they do it again?zywoo isn't burned out now
I don't even know who I would swap on pari if I had to. Nobody is super consistent. Belchonok started pretty weak but gave them plenty of chances on inferno. Xielo pops off with some crazy entries sometimes etc.They would benefit from one stable heavy hitter but I don't know if one is available atm.
>>2256438>top33 vrsI actually thought they were doing worsehope they beat masonic. bcgame vs random danish 5stack will be entertaining
>>2255783>malbsno
any tournament without vitality may as well be considered tier 2.
GenOne disband3DMAX +wasINk (their old coach)+NBK (ass. coach)+misutaaaprobably -Lucky
d0nkey has to join Falcons or it's literally over cuz ZyGod isn't giving up any time soon
if masonic wins bcgame will have spend all the vrs they got from the portuguese core, going from 25th to 34th in a fucking daywhich is the next team to be gutted for s1mple and electronic?
>>2255973the schedule is bloated, the pgl format is too tiring for teams if it's only the defaut format.
>>2256488>format is too tiring for teams that feeling when you have to do your job =((((
s1mple ace!!GOAT IS BACK BOYS
>>2256431lel
>>2256490you can do your job, but you can't pull out your highest level.
>>2256496parivision played all possible maps in swiss and still made it to the finals vs 2 top-5 teams, "we're le tired" excuse is done and dustedget yourself rest days by going 3-0 in the swiss if you're a little bitch, but no one wants to see less arena cs in favor of more meaningless studio seeding
>>2256397>that should disband for the betterment of the scene like AsstralisGuess who's second in line waiting to take over as soon as Vitality disbands?
>>2256425Look at the leadup to this match. Vitality had faced Mouz like 10 times before this match, usually in a late stage playoff like Semis/GF. And each time Mouz had performed better than they had previously, even if they lost. So ultimately yeah it made sense that they'd finally take a victory.And that victory took everything from them, Spirit steamrolled them in the finals.
>>2256504hooxi?
>>2256507GODvi
Was thinking while taking a dump. There aren't that many good IGLs left. Pretty much one per region. 1 EU, 1 SA, 1 CIS. I could maybe add hunter and make it 2 for EU but that's it.
thimbout godwoo's plays so far this yearawp shot after awp shot in krakowand now the god flick at clujwhat a legend
>>2256506Navi were really close to making it to finals desuhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2383843/spirit-vs-natus-vincere-iem-cologne-2025They would've made it if not for thishttps://clips.twitch.tv/AbnegatePunchyIcecreamSwiftRage-OT8vdchclR-2d11B
>>2256511>takes a dump>still full of shit
>>2256511it seems way to hard to find good igls that aren't bots in game. they need to start grooming players that aren't dogshit into it, an igl just has to not fuck up and miss easy frags let's see how magixx and rain do
>>2256514jej
>>2256514What's there in Brazil outside of Fallen? What's there in CIS outside of Jame? What's there in EU outside of Apex and Hunter? Brollan?
>>2256513my god aleksib just go peek donk
>>2256517>if you're not a top5 team your igl is bad
>>2256517>What's there in EU outside of Apex and Hunter?AleskiB
>>2256511hunter is a dogshit IGL, what are you even talking about
>>2256520Why can't they beat Spirit which practically doesn't even have an IGL?
>>2256525lack of firepower
>>2256517>What's there in Brazil outside of Fallenluxif you wanna count "Americas" than there's also JT>What's there in CIS outside of Jamechopper>What's there in EU outside of ApexAleksib>and HunterSnax and PooXi are better than this guy
Actually on second thought maybe Apex is just the only good IGL. Thanks guys.
and everyone but viality (the weak scene merchants) is badchildish eye test
>muh scene is weakwill you niggas ever stop coping?
Personally i'm thinking Vitality is cheating somehow. Why? S0mple, most of these insane plays, perfect reads, perfect nades, convenient smoke / blind multikill headshot sprays in isolation are perfectly normal and happen to all of us. To Vitality they happen exactly when they need them and ALL the time. I stopped trusting cs pro scene a decade ago, with kqly and flusha, i sure as hell don't trust it now, even less so with CS2
>>2256534Godwoo's senses are just too strong
>I stopped trusting cs pro scene a decade agothen stop watching it, moron
>s1mple's in copenhagenshould I go say hello?might run into electronic tho... that'd sour my mood
the fact that genuinely looking for cheating or match fixing in pro scene is strictly forbidden and permabannable offense is a huge red flag.
>>2256539Electronic is performing his daily blood sacrificing ritual to destroy another team. You'll be fine.
>>2256541permabannable by who
>>2256544jannies of any community
I just want close finals and fun maps like yesterday's inferno or Melbourne or even fucking Dallas 24. That's all I want. Even if it's 3 OTs that end up 3-0.
>>2256545be specific, schizo
>>2256541>genuinely
>>2256541it's to contain the quality. if you allow schizos to freely constantly claim that anything is cheat then retards will follow and ruin the mood.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2256546Inferno was extremely fun, and Spunj/Machine casting made it kino despite everyone kinda knowing who will win the trophy in the end
>>2256554finallyhopefully this botox cunt dies
>>2256554I'm gonna miss the GOAT...
>>2256554they fired him
>>2256563goodthat "V IS FOR...." bit was cringe and annoying
>>2256564cope
V IS FOR VICTORY !!!!!!!!V IS FOR ...... VITAAAAAAALIIIIIIIITYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.twitch.tv/Trottahda goat is owning masonry
>>2256547don't bother these are the guys that think someone walking into a crosshair behind a wall is an aimlock
>>2256568LOL
GOAT s1mple putting his boot on the neck of baal worshipping free masons? um yeah im thinking kino
>>2256568jesus christ man brush your hair
>>2256511There are very few IGLs who are actually good at leading and aren't just propped up by superstars on their team.Hunter is the best example.
>2256521kys
>>2256574We should ban superstars from entering LANs and see who's really good at IGLing then. I wonder how a tournament like that would go.
>>2256554>wife dies>moved on to the next within a few monthsSo this is the power of being a tall psychopath huh....
>>2256580That was an eco wife, this one is full buy one.
>>2255973because 4 matches in a day takes forever
>>2256577MOUZ would win every tournament. Spirit would never sniff playoffs.
>>2256554now there's nobody to hype up vitality
>>2256589Vitality is hype itself
Where did this whole "aura" shit even come from? Is this some shit that originated in the footy community and got picked up by every other? This wasn't a thing before COVID.
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2390990/team-eu-vs-team-cis-showmatch-csactual GOATs playing actual good game
>>2256594>CobblestoneI vomit
>>2256597cobblestone got me 2k dorras
>>2256599In souvenirs?
>>2256600ye
>>2256593some anime shit
>>2256594>cobblei cream
this parken challenger tournament has a packed schedule. if you go to lower bracket and make it to the lower bracket final you play 4 BO3s in one day
>>2256593>unc
>>2256593>Is this some shit that originated in the footy communityOn twitter yes
>>2256554>>>>take care of the familyRIP
>>2256641kekekekek
>>2256554man if my wife died I'd probably just speedrun death to see her againI wouldn't want anybody else
>>2256554Who’s going to fan check the teams now?
>>2256662All this just to see Vitality win again kek
>>2256662groupstage bo3playoff bo5grandfinal bo7
>>2256667would be kino beyond measure
>>2256664based ESL providing us with more wookino
>>2256655betabux mentality
>>2256662lel I told you niggas this was the next change that was coming after they announced bo5 finals
>>2256667bo3 groupstagebo5 qfbo7 sfbo9 grandfinal with 2 new maps that will be coming into the map pool next season
>>2256680honestly bo1 are shit but they're great oo, they add so much pressure it's so good.
>>2256655He killed her tho
>>22566828th map is a kz map9th map is a aim map
>>2256683I guess that's one of the appeals of the major, random nonamers fluking their way to the top.>>2256686Stop it nigga you're scaring away the hoes.
>>2256667BO7 would be kino and it makes sense really, if you are fighting to be the declared the top team in the world, then you should be able to play every single map. No free handouts like banning inferno and nuke like spirit does for d2nkey.
>>2256692>you should be able to play every single mapthis is why bans shouldn't be a thing
Major finals should be like 5 day event, everyday they play a B07 and the first one to win 4 B07's wins the major.
>>2256696a test of endurance, I like thatEWC should have a Major and do it, make the prizes extreme to really encourage the teams
ESL/Saud is able to force bo3s and bo5s but can’t get some fucking mr15Does Mr nikola really like mr12 or something when he still can’t win with it?
>>2256662will they remove stage 1?no need to watch all those shit teams just so they can get btfo in stage 2
>>2256692Last time spirit played on inferno was 2022 lmao. They are scared shitless of vitality or any other team that does decently well on it. Faceitmaxxing shitters they are.
>>2256692:100_emoji:>>2256693To add to this, the pick/ban order needs to be changed in BO3/BO5. Currently, teams ban first and pick later, allowing for every team to have a sissy permaban. By allowing teams to pick first and ban later, no more gay ass permabans. This will lead to more entertaining CS no doubt.
>>2256711f0ze/p0rivision made it to stage 3 doebeit
permabans are good cos you can spend more time on the other maps and leads to a more interesting veto
HOLY SHIT
>>2256722big (huge, not the team) if true
/ourguy/ finally caved, it's over for s1mple
>>2256722nikobros...
>>2256725Damn I love Zywoo but this post >>2256172 made me realize just how unfair it all is, makes me feel kind of jaded ngl.Oh well at least Zywoo is humble.
>>2256725ehs1mple was undeniably better throughout GOdonk will likely ultimately be better in CS2 but that depends on him having a team beyond sh1roIt's easy to fall into the recency bias because of how hard Vitality's been dominating and zywoo being in career-best form rn but I'll always remind everyone he didn't reach this current level until ropz joined
>>2256746he always had this level, it just wasn't associated with success.
>>2256746Spinx is just so dogshit it’s insaneropz is good still but the negative aura provided by the browner israeli is massive
>>2256746he was 3 times hltv number 1 before ropz joined
>donk (individual) will likely ultimately be better in CS2 but that depends on him having a team (not individual) beyond sh1ro
>>2256746c0pe
>>2256746the jump from GO to CS2 is way smaller compared to jump from 1.6 / source to GO to justify separating the games.literally all pro teams in GO remained on top in CS2.
>>2256696the quality of cs would be shit by day 2
>>2256757I mean, look at last year's HLTV player rankingsdonk absolutely cleared zywoo in almost every metric imaginable but got 2nd place because Zywoo had all the trophies and MVPs, something he wouldn't have gotten if he didn't have the rest of Vitality backing him up the way they did>>2256766tbf donk had only played a few months of GO professionally before it switched to CS2 and s1mple soft retired soon after the transition to CS2
>>2256770imagine the psychological torture of donk playing Vitality for 5 days and slowly losing his mind every day. by day 5 he would feel like he's on faceit again with 2000 elo teammates who ask him to sign his profile later, playing vs 4 pros controlled by a psycho like apEX who is obsessed with winning. he would quit CS for real
kek s0mple
imagine saying to someone in early 2022 that s1mple would get dunked on by nEMANHA on LAN
>>2256773stats and ratings are inflated when you rarely reach semis
>mutiris calling actual strats nowslowly but surely BC.bros
>>2256770That's not true.
imagine saying to someone in early 2022 that faze would get dunked on by jw
>>2256785I saw that Nuke map and it was baffling, I don't understand how a CT side could be called so poorlyLiterally called the wrong stacks every time
>>2256794you should have seen the T calls on dust when they first joined/ >all 5 long>ok we got massacred>all 5 short>ok we got massacred>all 5 long>repeat repeat repeat
s1mple is losing against plumbers
>>2256775lowk you should write erotica, you have a knack for it>>2256777kek>>2256789kek
>the only English streams available are either a minute behind on Kick or a guy with the worst haircut ever
>>2256789bro it was one match at a shit worthless tournament we didnt even care
>>2256805It was a BO3If it was a BO1 you could've used that cope. "Didn't even care" yeah right.
1t's over
Why is The GOAT not IGLing? Seems like he would make better calls than that worthless portuguese
>>2256742>Damn I love Zywoo but this post made me realize just how unfair it all is, makes me feel kind of jaded ngl.Zywoo is just built different, you just have to accept it as a pro otherwise you'd get too frustratedhe said during Austin Major he was playing Arena Breakout between games and in general playing a bunch of other shooter games like Valorant to test the new Pulsar mouse. he actually won Austin with the new mouse, imagine if zonic was still coaching Vitality and gave him shit about that in a team circle talk kek
>>2256476>it's realdamn wtf is going on there. misutta out of nowhere, old coach who had a fight with one of the players is back, and wasn't boddy among the better 3dm players last year? he's getting the boot, wtf?
>>2256862maybe he found a better team?
>>2256870i think he will easily find another tier 2 team but he's kinda old so i doubt someone bought him, i'm inclined to think it's just a regular benching.
>>2256875Ouch
>>2256878s1s1broz...........
Well, magog? Would you? Just like big boi sports. PPV and all that.
I'm kind of a tourist and watch cs esports every now and then. If I understand correctly s1mple got bought for a ridiculous amount of money and now is being paid a ridiculous amount of money a month, while playing in tier 3 basically. Is he really net positive for bcgames? Also the team looks like a trainwreck. Any idea when will his contract expire?
>>2256682Office and Italy
>>2256899fuck nostreet fighter 6 is doing this with their shitty official tourney and it's sadly working because its japans league of legends
>>2256899if it's reasonably priced, yes. i wouldn' pay for all tournaments though, only the big ones
>>2256899I will pirate it
>>2256878
>>2256875>>2256878KWAB
>>2256862>old coach who had a fight with one of the players is backnot a fight per se, 3dmax guys just amicably decided it was time to move on from each other due to increasing tension (djoko removal resulting in nothing + wasink big ego), maybe they reconciled and shook hands and admitted they aren't shit without each other>>2256901it's a positive for bc.game the casino because the name is the direct link to the casino and people are talking about the team 24/7scum has infinite money, they don't care about spending 1 million dollars per year for an ad like this
>>2256899this is sadly the next step....
>>2256911The only logical steps since teams are bleeding money.
>>2256899call me crazy but I think eleague wanted to do that but decided to bail way years back
>>2256912bleeding money my ass. they just want more profits
>>2256875>>2256878>>2256897>>2256907KWAB!!!!!
>>2256910Damn, I guess no competitive s1mple anytime soon, if ever again.
anyways..
>>2256910wasn't there a story that one of the players physically grabbed someone? i thought it was the coach since he got sacked. anyway i agree with you, i also think that's probably what happened, they made peace.
>>2256929low key s0mple is not even on there anymore
>>2256929i assume the far left guy is the Korean LoL guy, but who's the 3rd guy?
>>2256936peterbot fortnite guy
>>2256929ninja (the streamer, not the colloquialization of the n-slur)
>>2256930it was Maka and it was some unnamed staff, also it was months before the kick
>>2256929>we only know of league, cs and that other popular game with zoomers
>>2256929ohne
>>2256929the version that isn't farming for engagements is probably:>Faker (LoL)>Flash (SC:BW)>SonicFox (FGC)>ZywOo (CS)
>>2256952the world is not ready for that yet
>>2256953>sonicfox>zywoofucking retard it's supposed to be the founding fathers not the most popular ones
>>2256953>sonicfoxgay nigga fell off
>>2256959should be something like HeatoN, fatal1ty, some starcraft guy and someone from early Dota like Dendi
>>2256963nobody knows these uncs
>>2256963you're an even bigger retard than beforealso i wish boomers would stop glazing starcraft no one watched it except koreans
>>2256967i'm not the other guy you quoted, stop seething you little bitch
>>2256968koreaboo getting mad
>>2256959every "mount rushmore" I've seen from this trend recently just had the most popular and influential entities, not necessarily the "founding fathers"iirc it even started from retards in fgc crying that "Scorpion/Sub-Zero/Chun-Li/Ryu" is not valid and it should be shit like "Terry/Jin/Ryu/Sol Badguy">>2256962he's still the greatest of all black men
>>2256972Lowkey no one knows non-coomer characters from fighting games other than mortal kombatchun li? cammy white? that's all I know and care about
>>2256973it's all muddied because MK1 is garbage and tourists want to dunk on it by saying it fell out of zeitgeist while shit like bridget is on everyone's tip of the dick so he's more deserving of a spot at the mountainthat's what having no games does to a community, 2xko fucking sucks fuck you riot games
>>2256975mk11 was goated man I played as only 1 character shao kahn and swinging his big dick hammer was so much fucking fun, got to god rank with him against all the scrubby high-low mixing chudzeros
>>2256978my brother, you know balldamn I miss that game, probably the best mk game since 3 and it all went down the drain because ed has a weird boner for reboots>t. demigod with shao kahn
>>2256929startale life
>>2256979>t. demigod with shao kahnMuch respect. In a world full of faggot subzeros, jades, liu kangs and cassie cages, us chads grind it out with a mid-low character like shao kahn just for the love of the game.What's your favorite CS player/team?
>>2256988apex, smithzz, rpkdon't follow teams that much, being a hardcore fan of french shuffles meant your alliance lies with the players :DDDbut I've been following ence for neityu and parivision for jame since their stage 1 breakthrough
>>2256929>for the mount rushmore of esports lets consider an ukrainian toggler who got banned in two games and the hungarian toggler who got caught cheating at cashcups and fncsreal mount should befaker (legit)jaedong (not flash because terran is broken)getr (legit)notail (legit)
>>2256993respectable
>>2256933His cultural impact cannot be denied>>2256959s1s1 is still more popular than zywoo will ever be lul
>>2257099Zywoo plays by the book and is the best at it, it's just not as memorable, he should try to play like a retard.
>>2256899nigga I don't even watch scrawnders or banks for free, why would I ever pay?
>>2256899volvo in their infinite greed has already monetized majors (prediction shit), this MIGHT become next big thing, they will slap some extra features at first and claim it to be future of e sport, but thats how it will die.
would you pay to hear the pimp segments?
>>2256746>donk will likely ultimately be better in CS2 but that depends on him having a team beyond sh1ro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jbMt_jpC7A god fucking damn it bros..it was so much better
>>2257222what did he mean by this
guess who won
>>2257222>plumbers and cab driver uncs cheatinganyways early cs go was shit the later iterations were much better
>>2257222what dumb people think:>this was the most competitive era of counter strikewhat was really happening:>one team wins a tournament then party, stop practicing and get figured out by all the other teams at the next tournament
>>2257252
>>2257222checked, no other game does it better to this day. perfect mix of mechanical skills and strategy. it got so much worse since valve started adding rng and community started celebrating braindead retarded but sometimes lucky plays for clips
When is the next event going to startered?
>>2257262not for a whole 'nother month, I'm afraid
>>2257265EPL with 8/10 top 10 teams exists
>>2257267 (Checked)>no PeakwooLiterally, literally doesn't matter
zywoo won't play the next tournament so I'll cheer for my boy donk to win it
donkey transition whenkyousuke transition when
>>2257277>sasung kwab
>>2257231nEMANHA chads stay winning (online-only)
>>2257280this is on lanhe's just a late bloomer I am afraid
>>2257282really? damn estatic is so bad, /ourguy/ didn't even need radar
>>2257231N U T N U TUTNUT
MOUZ?More like VACZ heh!
>>2257269I think this event is a good litmus test for Mouz. Are they really #2 just because they happened to be in Vitality era right now or are they just frauds?And fuck are you checking a post ending with 67 for dumbass? Fucking zoomers istg.
>>2257321six seeven
special rules for special people
>>2257321They were undeniable #2 in the first half of 2025, but now I only can envision Spirit/FURIA/PARIVISION as the serious contenders for the title
zywoo gets his 30th MVP in a tier1 tournaments1mple gets eliminated in a tier3 lan by a mix team taz has to look simple in the eyes and tell him they'll go to the major...
>>2257321>Are they really #2lol no, spirit, pari, furia all clear
>>2257332>>2257360Furia/Pari maybe, Spirit probably not.
>>2257368donk factor is still a donk factor, that boy can hardcarry like a beastI'd be more on the err side about PARI, they're still far from being a stable top 5 team.Not to say BLAST and Cluj were a fluke, obviously no one has any arguments for "fluking" two tournaments now, just not something easily repeatable for an extremely young and extremely tired team
>>2257318after fnatic giga toggled to win majors kato and cologne everyone started cheating to keep up with the competition. even the most toggler hater, papito bicep, had to play with snax and byali toggling. nobody stoped toggling, the coach bans, the smoke bug, and teams playing with the stream open behind is another proof that everyone still want to have unfair advantage over others.
>>2257388Come on bro give me one instance you've seen after +magixx +zontix of spirit contending for #2I say this as a big magixx fan
>>2257398the coach bug really proved how many people would cheat if it were convenient to do soNow since we don't have insider info, we don't know exactly how convenient it is to cheat on lans right now but online t2 is certainly rife with cheating/matchfixing
>>2257401They've been on the downwards trajectory sure, but... donk, man, just donk. He earned his membership amongst ZywOo and s1mple in the "me and 4 corpses in tier-1" clubHe can return his Kato peak and just steamroll this event no problem, as long as he's consistently being #2 closely behind ZywOo I can't ever count out Spirit
YUGE UPDATE
>>2257409>He can return his Kato peak and just steamroll this event no problemNo he can't, Donk back then was a new phenomenon. Teams literally didn't know how to deal with him. Now he's a known quantity. So unless fatty magixx and chud zontix step up, Spirit simply can't compete for #2. Hell they can barely compete for #5 right now.
>>2257321>>2257327[autistic laughter in Russian]
Fixed the Party balloons.
>>2257447THANK YOU GABEN SAMA
>That's right, I fixed the party balloons.
is weis we,,,actually.. i don care bout ts game no morei havent watched a tournament in months, 13 years down the drain award
How are there people who get good at this game so fast? I see people who get to faceit lvl 10 in 1k-2k hours. How do they learn the game that fast? How do they get such solid crosshair placement that fast? Are they just genetically gifted and high IQ learners, or is there a specific way to learn the gap as fast as possible. Deathmatch doesn't seem to work great for xhair placement since all the warmup servers are just mirage and d2
>>2257594You just gotta toggle like everyone else does in this fuck ass game.
>>2257594Buy accounts after getting banned usually
>>2257597>>2257646Nah there are people who do it without cheating. That youtuber wilsoncs2 reached lvl 10 at 2k hours. That youtuber ryder seems to have improved really fast too. 2.5k elo on faceit with 4k hours. That's a lot better than most people
Cmon Banks, hype up the crowd one last time before your break.>VITALITY FANS! LET ME HEAR YA!>MAKE. SOME. NOISEEEEEE!!!!
>>2257713
>>2257720ZAMN DAT FROG ZESTY
>>2256594recently i was checking something on faceit and realized shox is rank 60 in Europe, i first thought it was a fakenick, honestly respect, it's pretty impressive for a guy who hasn't played seriously in years
>>2256696test match counter-strikeA Bo5, but the matches are mr128
Reeeeee when's the PARIVISION PGL vlog comin' out? Hurry the fuck dastan you pig.
>>2256929i like your list >>2256963but if you want another boomer, get this guy from quake>Dennis "Thresh" Fong (born March 11, 1977) is a retired American Quake player. He is recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records as the world's first pro gamer, and one of the greatest Quake players of all time. After retiring from professional Quake, he went on to co-found Xfire. He is also credited with popularizing the WASD movement technique. i think this guy and fatal1ty are required
>>2257720>wins while sick as a dogother teams literally cannot compete
Fuck, I miss them bros...
I miss them already, bros
>>2256878fuuuuuuuuuaaaaarrrrrkkkkkk
100t really went from portugal to romania in 2 days? how the fuck are you meant to compete with teams that have this budget
we're so back it's not even funny
zesty ahh on the left
not wanting to sound like a schizo but....I watched the zywoo spray transfer several times, zywoo's hand movement matches his crosshair movement, the slow mo of the cross hair movement looks normal, not looking like a lock.But the lack of celebrations from ropz, zywoo and apex got me puzzled. Sure apex acts shocked, but I could read his lips when he talks to zywoo, he talks in french imo, and the lips movement matches with "Tu vas te faire..." which in english means "You are going to get..." I couldn't guess the next word. and zywoo looks a bit worried for a tiny second, then slightly smiles as he looks back at his monitor.was the next word "banned", "VACed"?I can't wait for the voicecomms. will they censor what apex said? or maybe I'm totally wrong.
>>2258141I am french and he said "You're gonna get the most toe-curling face-twistinng ball-scrunching voice-losing sloppy toppy of all time, my pookie bear"
uh oh zysissies
>>2258141>ropzstill sick>zywooused to crazy plays, plus they were still down a few rounds>apexsee above
>>2258157good good, never make him stop to prove you all wrong.
https://kick.com/hltvorgwe up
Cute )
>>2258165yep, this is how you beat vitalityby cooking food, good job spirit!!!
should spirit have put a star above their logo when they won a major?
>>2258175no, stars are a gimmick
>>2258168gooning
lowest rated players 2026
>>2258199absolute state of PR. ash babby.
>>2258168secret vac banned account :^)
>>2258205>:^)KWAB
>>2258168you tell mehttps://youtu.be/GBf7ETS0RSY?t=85https://youtu.be/GBf7ETS0RSY?t=299https://youtu.be/BEZkvgWSC0U?t=81https://youtu.be/BEZkvgWSC0U?t=104https://youtu.be/BEZkvgWSC0U?t=268https://youtu.be/BEZkvgWSC0U?t=299
>>2258215LE SITH LORDHELLO FELLOW YOUNG PEOPLEHOW DO YOU DO????
spunj with the factstoo bad mouz is too pussy to listen, to him or anyone
>>2258234What did he say? I can't watch
>>2258236torzsi should've doubled down on the "villain" thing (telling the crowd to fuck off) instead of apologizing for it later in an interviewseriously mouz should've kept going with it but those niggas are too soft, letting the crowd boos get to them, they need to disband cuz it's literally over
>>2258241>the #2 team should disband because ......................... aurabruh
>>2258243Yes.
>>2258241they would have killed themselves if crowd kept going. >>2258243№2 l m a o
>>2258241but torzsi isn't a villain, it would just be an act, impossible to sustain.
>>2258221nigga star wars came out in like the 70s it is for UNCS and FAGS
>>2258199Man wtf happened to broky
>>2258287buckbroken by b0tnigga
135
>>2258269yeah the point is that old people don't know what the kids like
>>2258293It's a pretty fair reflection of the current state of the scene.>Vitality and the rest
Holy fucking brackets.Group A seems easier.
>>2258314is faze gonna do any changes until this?
>>2258314Only three slots>pari>spirit>vitality>mouzUh oh.
>>2258315No, no changes until summer.
FaZe: +ZywOo +donk
>>2258314>pari spirit kino >right into >pari vitality kino HOLY KINO >failkeks>n0vi>f0ze>roach clan>p00ria Also there is a reason why all fraud teams were put in a separate bracket.
>>2257332>sp0r0t
>>2257332And faze
>>2258355
>>2258355dude nobody invited:
>>2258324>Also there is a reason why all fraud teams were put in a separate bracket.kek why is this so true? kwab
>>2258324mongolz vitality can be nice too, same with furia failclowns
>>2258321if we are giong to go and take peoples that won't leave their team, I think -jcobb -broky +mezii +zywoo would fix faze
Aurora = Turkish MOUZFUT = Romanian MOUZTYLOO = Chinese MOUZLiquid = NA MOUZNiP = Swedish MOUZFaze = Dogshit MOUZ
Mouz = Temu Vitality
>>2258388
>>2258402so fucking ugly
>>2258402Where's karrigan?
>>2258407the clan aint big enough for 2 goat igls
>>2258410maybe fattigan should lose some weight thenfat fucking hippo
>>2258324furia raped vitality 3-0 when ropz apex and mezii forgot to pay for their cheat and ghosted the whole eventthen they took 1 map out of them when they were hard toggling at krakowfalcons also raped vitality at ewc for the third placeparivision is a fraud team that got raped 0-3spirit is another fraud team with a fraud coachgroup b is the real fraud group, retard
holy mother of fraud c0pe kwab
>>2258413>furia raped vitality 3-0 when ropz apex and mezii forgot to pay for their cheat and ghosted the whole event>then they took 1 map out of them when they were hard toggling at krakow>falcons also raped vitality at ewc for the third placeliterally godwoo showing mercy
>>2258421You're actually replying to that baiting retard? It would be like saying Mouz raped Vitality that one time at Cologne so they're the better team. Vitality has raped p00ria, failcl0wns, n0vi, f0ze, aur0ra (all fraud teams in group A) a g0rillion times.
>>2258424baiting or not, everyone will be reminded of G0Dwoo the Merciful showing mercy every now and then
>not adding a 0 to mouz>comparing mouz to furia or falcons who actually went to play finals and didnt get raped by vitality>s-stop b-bating>the group with Liquid and mouz is not a fraud groupthe INDIAN retard went from being a mouz fan (the only one on the planet) to a vitality fan
>>2258424fewer times than spitit and mouz combined
donk to falconsthat's it, one transferyou got a team competing with vita
>>2258396>Liquid = NA MOUZput some respect on the name of mouz>Faze = Dogshit MOUZyou need to reach playoffs to be playoffs chokers, mouz reference does not apply
>>2258434MOUZ is not worthy of being in the same sentence as Liquid
are GamerLegion safe for the Major now?
>>2258453Jesus fucking christ
>>2258453Germany kind of stopped giving a fuck about e-sports in general before the switch to GO was made. I don't know what's up with them.
>>2258453Damn how does a team get to this point of rape?
>>2258453The switch from mousesports to nu-MOUZ killed the org.
>>2258468>no superstars>haven't won anything of substance>too many individual players on other teams that shine brighter than anyone on mouzThey're just a flavourless team that has no charming features. They're unmemeable in a bad way.
>>2258459Well, except for dotards. Kuroky kind of carried Germany in terms of representation there.
>>2258479“Germany”
>>2258485>a person can't be representing a country if they're not ethnically adjacent to the country they're representing
>>2258498Well xantares is German too then
>>2258507No? He's playing under Turkish flag.
>>2258498stop replying to bait
Annihilate everything that exists
PARIVISION: -nota +donk
>>2258473>flavourless team that has no charming featuresalso their logo is completely soullessnobody wants merch with an 8 bit ambiguous logo on it lol
>>2258516would he kneel to jame?
>>2258520not in one million yearsjame can't control egos, and donk will never subscribe to his school of thought 100%
>>2258514The real chud GOD
>>2258519old Mouz logo was one of the most iconic in esports, absolute fucking idiot whoever decided to completely revamp the design.
>>2258516yeah, he needs to train under master Jame for 2 years to refine his potential
>Me when I was in school
>>2258536Cartman and who?
>>2258521idk he utilized yekindar extremely well back in VP and has a much bigger leader aura than someone like chopper, the ony reason he couldn't control electronic was because he himself was a former IGL and had waaaay more success than Jame
>>2258430Because m0uz isn't in group A, the topic of discussion, you fucking retard.I've used "m0uz" plenty of times before btw:https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2238458/#2239150https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2226553/#2227149https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2216225/#2221377m0uzm0uzm0uzm0uzYou happy now? Stupid nigger. I don't know why you keep thinking I'm some jeet.>comparing mouz to furia or falcons who actually went to play finals and didnt get raped by vitalityAre you serious?https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389666/furia-vs-vitality-iem-krakw-2026
>>2258402f0zeniggas are so fucking corny holy fuck
>>2258633If I were a f0ze fan I would've killed myself by now.
>>2258539
>Because m0uz isn't in group A, the topic of discussion, you fucking retard.>I've used "m0uz" plenty of times before btw:>https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2238458/#2239150>https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2226553/#2227149>https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2216225/#2221377>m0uz>m0uz>m0uz>m0uz>You happy now? Stupid nigger. I don't know why you keep thinking I'm some jeet.>>comparing mouz to furia or falcons who actually went to play finals and didnt get raped by vitality>Are you serious?>https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389666/furia-vs-vitality-iem-krakw-2026
>>2258626holy schizoid
>>2258651>>2258674>t.
>>2257720I have the same energy as ropz
>>2257720Why does CuteWoo have the same kawaii energy everywhere he goes?
this is not the cemen bakin we knew
>>2258703niko fucks this every night
>>2258703>>2258706yep it's fucking overthis isn't the buzz cut aim monster we once knew
>>2258710
>>2258710holy tranny what the fuck did saudi do to him
>>2258717plowed that bussy in exchange for him keeping his team and life
>>2258710zamn zis zigga zesty
>>2258710>that pose at 2 seconds with knee up and chest forward........bro..................................WHERE IS HE
>>2258725I mean look at him he always had that raped zigga look on his face
let kassad teach him
>>2258710sissybros we are so back
>>2258710oh wow. yep.
>>2258710>pose>camera pov he is a cam "girl" isnt he, motherfuckers are pimping him out.i thought niko rape was a meme but it might be real...
>>2258710>>2258742get this zesty ahh sissy to f0ze asap
>>2258710remember when cs players shat on valorant for being the gay game meanwhile him and donk were made as the new niko and s1mple?
>>2258710what happened...
>>2258749ITS LITERALLY PIC REL WHAT THE FUCK
he won
>>2258710niko broke him
>>2258756FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER !!!!!!!!! YOU RUINED 2 YOUNG AMAZING PLAYERS
Niko has all this bussy at his disposal but he can't lock in to win some trophies
>>2258766That's because he keeps bussin. If he practised abstinence like big J (Jame, not Jimmi) he might win something too.
>>2258710This brother sweet like a sugarplum
fuck lil sven gon do
>>2257594Anyone have a real answer? or did everyone here take forever to get lvl 10 also. (1.6k hours since 2017. faceit lvl 6 NA.)
>>2258710NAhhhh twin u gotta delete dat NOW...
i'd cum so hard inside that little russian faggot, he's a brat that needs to be punished
niko loves to punish his boys when they lose
>>2258710AI GENERATED
>>2258779they have no lan points, if they win some shit lan they're almost in major contention range
>https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3116182/xtqzzz-about-zywoo-in-lequipe>Anything ZywOo can create for the team, donk cannot do even a tenth of it, in my view. And s1mple could not either. HOLY TRVKE
>>2258803>doesn't win anything for 10 years until he gets ropzsure
>>2258807but he won at least one trophy every years
>>2258781watch your replays and actually think while playing also stop blaming your team
>>2258800nafany said they have two LANs coming up
>>2258810online tournaments and t2 events yes
>>2257594You have warped perception of what is A LOT in terms of hours.2k hours is a fuck ton of hours, its more than enough to be lvl 10 on faceit if you are not retarded. Ignore pros with "20k hours in cs" they keep game up 24/7 or have been playing on same account since 2013.
>>2258803so zywoo is the typical barely plays the game but is a genius at it autist and when his schedule changes a tiny bit he breaks down
>>2258815covid did this.
>>2258781I have a stat trak pp bizon that I want to get to 1000 kills
>>2258807he won a major ffs
>>2258822just took him 23 years
>>2258817breaks down I don't know. He just doesn't want the game to be a chore. maybe he'll pay for it in a few years and won't last as long as let's say ropz or even donk.I guess he hates repetition. I remember he said he loves to play other FPS, to get another feeling with the mouse.
>>2258823zywoo bros.....it's over.
>>2258826the bald frog probably forced him to play more cs instead of a random mobile f2p fps
>>2258829even the GOAT is human after all...
>>2257594the true value in dm servers besides just warming up real quick is learning how to move around the map and isolating duels while under constant pressure from multiple angles, practicing maintaining focus, learning how to maintain a calm mind
>>2258829quitter bitch
>>2258823it took s1mple 24 years
>>2258834but he didn't. he literally won too much, and couldn't take it anymore. trump predicted it.
>>2258803He is not wrong in that regard, his utility support is insane, neither donk nor s0mple could ever. >>2258781>(faceit lvl 6 NA.)its unironically over for you buddy, just give up on competitive.
>>2258781Some are more gifted than others and reach good results in less time. Other are also capped and will never reach good results.
>>2258838LOL
>>2258807truth nukeThe GOAT carried the Navi line up to the major win and the subsequen blast events (events where The GOAT raped fagwoo). Zypoo literally needed ropz, mezii and some jewish golems to finally start winning and plastic fans now call him "le goat". What a joke.
>>2258803Yes? He's the best all round team player while the other two play their own game.
>>2258851s1mple needed to join a legendary club to win big. Zywoo turned a new club into a best counter strike club.
>>2258851let's see the GOAT's trophy cabinet without electronic
>>2258851s1mple's trophy cabinet is pathetic if you remove everything he won with electronic
>zywoo's cabinet without apex
>>2258855>>2258856hello discord shitposting cabal
>>2258832This is true and why russians are braindead aimers, we often DM and TDM (my personal favorite) 24/7 because its was the only fun part of the game for decades.
>>2258854>>2258856Blatan self fag and The GOAT has very selected cabinet of S-Tier trophies won agasint top tier competition, unlike fagwoo's cabinet full of mickey mouse trophies won against mickey mouse teams, I.E: ShartLadder vs f0ze, Austin vs mongolz, Paris vs gaymer legion lmfao.
s1mple without electronic only won one s-tier tournament : ESL one new york in 2016kwab
>>2257594>Deathmatch doesn't seem to work great for xhair placement since all the warmup servers are just mirage and d2of course it does, you learn "general" crosshair placement that way running around the map, after a while it becomes like second nature. in the real 5v5 game because of circumstances and the round clock factor you will not have the time to pre-aim perfectly and peek ever corner, but it will train your xhair to always be generally in a good place for the next potential duel and you will get good intuition how to snap onto places where people can peek you. for a beginner this is essential
sure buddys0mple carried a team with the best coach in csgo hisory, the second best rifler behind goatko, and the third best rifler who happened to have the highest hs percentagevitality was cheating but at least they won trophies without a giga stacked teamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGJDeV4AIjg
>>2258866s1mple needed fucking niko in a major final to finally win a major.
>>2258866s1mple won against a team with nexa, jackz, amanek on the awp and the biggest choker in the history of cs
>>2258811Yea I never blame my teammates. My mindset is pretty good I'm always acknowledging my mistakes while playing. Watching my replays doesn't seem to help too much. How often should I do it and does it actually help? I'm conscious of most of my mistakes I make while in game, so watching the demo after doesn't seem to be a good use of my time.>>2258838How did you get good so fast? What's your hours and elo>>2258840So is it all just genetics? Is that the main reason why some people are pro and 4k elo at 16k hours. While some are still stuck at 3k elo at 16 hours. The people stuck at 3k aren't doing anything different and just capped by genetics?
>>2258866these copes held some ground maybe 2 years ago lol, so far s1mple looks like he failed in CS2 and Zywoo adapted and won everything there is
can we stop this nonsense debate about s1mple and zywoo please? they're both my friends :)
No way it's real people arguing right now.
>goatko
>>2258855>>2258856electronic was his only good teammate for years and he still won big trophies during the prime Astralis era despite having fucking Edward and Zeus on his team>>2258872That niko was on literal career-best form, like actually looking unstoppable. And even then, that major Navi had beaten every single team that made the playoffs without dropping a single map (except for Furia who they mathematically couldn't have faced)
>>2258878>Zypoo could only become the GOAT on the inferior, bugged, janky, kwabbed and water down version of CS:GOkwab
>>2258886zywoo chad is the only player to ever win the poty in csgo and cs2I'm kneeling right now. come on, join me.
>>2258886or in non cope wording, on the version where AWP isn't as OP as un GO and you have to rely much more on your rifling and overall skillset if you're the awper to make a difference
Frenchboi really not beating the plastic fans allegations
>>2258875>How did you get good so fast? 24/7 TDM, i liked TDM specifically because the kind that i played was one where you had to plant the bomb, you would quickly learn everything from positions, to aim, to nades, to how to handle pressure of zerg rush without relying on braindead teammates. I dont think TDM is an option anymore, so your next best bet is community DM, i liked the ones that have multi-cfg mode, meaning weapons would swap regularly and you got to practice with everything, but regular 24/7 community DM is good enough to become "one with the game", you should quickly learn how to move, aim and position yourself, 1 kd or below is NOT good on DM. >What's your hours and elomy current hours and elo are irrelevant as i stopped playing back in like 2017 or so, so im probably most definitely dogshit now.
>>2258899feels good to win.
>>2258901I'm specifically talking about community DM, not valve DM, valve DM is utter dogshit
>>2258875>So is it all just geneticsYes and no, your adaptability is what matters and that can be genetic or acquired.Mechanical skills are universal, most people in current age have played shooter games for years now, some take extremely pleasure in killing people. Me as well (TDM guy) i've had decade of experience playing quake (most), 1.6(least), source and TF2
>>2258851refused by heroicrefused by astralisrefused by faze clanbenched xirself and navi instantly got betterchokes on lan vs illwill and nut nutimmediately recorded the cope voice message about muh cis rmrs when godwoo started his eracried live on stage that sdy is badthe owner of the first ever cologne studiogive me electronic give me b1ad3 give me perfecto, I can't le carry major winner zeus and major winner kanedropped an mvp to electroniccried like a little bitch about cs2 and forced b1ad3 into standing-inhis only major win comes vs amanek in grand finals, other 3 major finals have him posting sub-1 rating like the choker that he isconfirmed scammer and pathological liarcries muh evil ruzzia and then parties with russians in barcelonaso goated zywoo easily got #1 hltv in his rookie year playing with 2 washed retards igling at the same time and youtube coachposts "time to lock in" every three months and then starts sucking as soon as he loses one tournamenteven his biggest cock-suckers of the scene can't defend him anymorethe king of touriststhe king of moldy hotel roomsthe king of getting cucked multiple timesthe burger kingthe king of ukrainian childrensasha p1mple kostylev
>>2258913s0mplebros...
>>2258875Yes, it doesn't matter how much you practice when your brain and your hands just can't keep up. Sure some can get amazing results with just hard work and a lot of experience, but the way they process everything in game will never be as on the same level as someone who also put the work and time, but with talent.
>>2258913>cried live on stage that sdy is badkek wait when was this? i only remember the charity match crash out on him and woro
>>2258919cologne 2022
>>2258875Pick a spot on each map, or a few maps, and only play that spot until you feel comfortable. Watch pro demos (not the stream) of a player you like/is good in that same position. If you don't know where they play then pick a team you like and go to the player who plays a spot you usually play. Study what they do:-How many different angles they can play that spot and where they are looking when they are on that angle. -What starting utility they use to establish their presence (Example, if you're playing A on Mirage you will molly ramp and flash over mid 90% of the time) -What utility they use as the round plays out, and what are the conditions that trigger them using it. Do they hear an enemy, were they given info, did they throw it because of a certain time in the round (ie if no noise and there's 30 seconds left, smoke a chokepoint)What you can implement: -Deathmatch and focus on stable aiming and hitting good counterstrafes. Dying does not matter. An exercise I like to work on tracking real targets: Go into DM and track players. Focus on your mouse control, track the enemy for 2 seconds, hit a counterstrafe and kill. -Learn a few smokes for Mirage and Dust 2. If you're playing faceit, 70% of your games will be on these maps. Some smokes are completely essential to being able to play a round. For Mirage, learn 1-2 smokes for the A execute and the Mid Window smoke. For D2, learn mid to B and mid doors (Zywoo throws this all the time).-Stop taking fights alone. Play with your team, flash or get flashed into angles, COMMUNICATE. If you're having a fucking stinker of a game you can still facilitate your team's success.At your level you should be able to gain 300-400 elo just by leveling up your mechanics and outdueling people. Deathmatch server for NA is usually populated past 6pm EST: https://pracc.com/play
>>2258885le boss defeated prime astralis with this team
>>2258926>ALEX >apEXThat's some fame and jame type of shit frfr.
>>2258926>>2258932>NBK>RpK
>>2258913jesus fucking christ, the worst part is that it's factual.I still respect him. artists are often nutjobs.
zywoo>parisbeated itb, apeks and gl = not a real major>austinbeated navi, mouz and mongolz = not a real major>budapestbeated mongolz, spirit and f0ze = not a real majors0mple>stockholmvitality, gambot and g2 = not a real majorboth of them are frauds.
>>2258943budapest had the best ever playoffs by hltv rankingaustin had the equal playoffs to stockholm by hltv ranking
>>2258943So which majors were real?
>>2258947the ones in his head
>>2258947none of themit's all fake
>>2258943trve... all the majors asstralis won were against frauds too... I'm nooticing!
>>2258947cluj
>>2258915this is false, the only thing you lack when you dont have talent is originality to create, which for the most part doesnt matter in this game.everything is done by the book and relies on muscle memory and you can be number one solely on that as long as you are consistent.
>>2258956cluj was peak
>>2258947these>>2258950>all the majors are worth the same type of retard
>>2258968>no boston majorvery cute larp
>>2258975>niko in a final*
>>2258968ah yes, the post prime NiP with the awper fraud famously getting less than 10 kills in two maps, peak shit
>>22589682-0 grand finalsnot kino at all if the other team can't even win a map
>>2258977>changing majors' worth retroactively based on the future history of the playercuuute
>>2258982true, maybe this major is what made niko
>>2258816if I search how long it takes to get lvl 10 reddit comes up and most of the people on there say 3-4k hours. Do you get it in 2k hours doing anything special? watching DM watching demos? Or if you're not an idiot you will get it just grinding 5v5 games>>2258832true I just wish there were DM options other than d2 and mirage. I like grinding DM.>>2258863There was no competitive in russia?>>2258870Would I be considered a beginner? I have 72-80 aim rating on leetify consistently. This is with rifles only I rarely touch an awp. Maybe my problem is playing to aggressive making dumb plays? I hate waiting around and love to peek shit even if my teammates aren't with me. Always trying to make my own plays and maybe I should fix this and it's holding me back idk. Watching a flamez mirage POV on youtube right now and I don't see a huge difference in the crosshair placement. He knows way more utility and jump peeks around with his knife a lot more than me though. Better movement. >>2258901lol 2017 is when i first played. the game seems much harder now. I got to LEM in 250 hours in 2017. faceit wasn't a popular thing in NA yet though so idk how hard 10 was then. And yea I know community DM. I Just wish community DM had more maps cuz valve DM blows.
>>2258985cont.>>2258924Yea I do that. On mirage I play con and I will molly ramp if my teammate can't do it correctly and flash mid. My counterstrafes seem solid. I do isolated practice on them sometimes and really make sure they are snappy. Like I am immediately releasing the key and taping the other so there is no slowdown gap and a really sharp stop. My leetify counterstrafes are 89% for this period when faceit is only 83% average. They are probably my strong point. I've also been learning taping D before crouching to get momentum into that donk slide style stuff. Quick crouches etc. I practice in DM, but have been having some trouble converting it into real games. That tracking exercise seems good. In DM i usually die if I miss my first shot. So maybe taking more time to make the first shot hit will help. >>2258985Yea as I said here I like to take fights solo a lot. If I have a certain spawn I like to go aggro at that position. A lot of the time my team is waiting around doing nothing and I feel like I have to make the move.
>>2258985>if I search how long it takes to get lvl 10 reddit comes up and most of the people on there say 3-4k hoursWhy would you ask reddit or take anything from reddit seriously? Its a place of literal niggers and braindead faggots circle jerking each other. >There was no competitive in russia?easy to access competitive que did not exist before cs go, vast majority of people did not bother with anything beyond community servers or lan clubs. >I Just wish community DM had more mapswhy would you care about maps? you only need DM for mechanical skills and maybe warm up, to know the maps you need to actually play them in real environment, its why i liked TDM, as it was closer to that. God i swear to god all these retarded stats, guides, techniques and all this bullshit is confusing people, i feel like you are overthinking the simplest stuff and not thinking about what actually matters. Reddit is not a gospel, neither is google, youtube or any pro, they are all retarded just like all of us are, some more than the other.
>>2258947antwerp 2022
>>2258947RIO 2022
>>2259013I didn't ask reddit I don't have an account there. Just when I google this shit that's the first thing that comes up so I was lurking some of those threads. >>2259013For the crosshairplacement. My xhair placement is best on d2 and mirage. I'm not as familiar with all the little bumps and elevations as the other maps. Also you haven't played since 2017... I got to LEM in 250 hours in 2017. The game seems harder now. I'm better than I was then (i didn't practice shit just played).
Elo? No thank youKD? No sirWin rate? Who caresFor me, it’s RWS
>>2259013Don't think about how to hit perfect flick, dont think about how to perform perfect counter strafe, don't think about donk slides or xantares peeks, its all retarded bullshit that just happens on its own. Think about how to outplay your enemy, think about how to take advantage of what you have, but don't overthink it, sometimes the simplest play is the best. I didnt engage in a lot of self fellation demo watching but it can be useful, take note of what gets you killed, take note what leads to your enemy winning. >>2259022Jesus Christ the only crosshair placement you need is on enemy head level thats universal for every map and position where enemy can be can only be acquired with experience alone which can be supplemented with youtube and tournies. >you haven't played since 2017...feel free to dismiss everything i said, you are lost cause anyway. >>2259031RWS is kino, i remember i had 16 avg rws on esea after only couple of good games and got flamed next day for >top 800 rws plays like a bot
>>2258913>major winner zeus and major winner kaneAlright you are absolutely not gonna gaslight me into thinking either of these guys were goodZeus was a good captain but his actual calling and mechanics were complete dogshit, the major he won was infamous for being the upset major where Gambit won against fucking Immortals. kane left Navi and then proceeded to do absolutely nothing relevant ever again.This particular point is also really funny because you're using it as a way to say zywoo is better when he couldn't get anywhere close to a major trophy until 4-time major winners magisk dupreeh and zonic joined his team and even then they won with what is indisputably the biggest mickey mouse path to a major trophy ever
Whole lotta chatter, zero sauce. Post the drip or log off.
>>2259043>got flamed next day for >top 800 rws plays like a botkekfor me it was hittin the stats reset until i had a good streak, farmed hs challenges for points and ran into cj-da-king & yay a lot in those
>>2258947Kato 2014ClujBostonLondonBerlinAntwerpRio
>>2259044>the major he won was infamous for being the upset major wherehe beat astralis in the semis and went 3-0 in groups, and the team fully crumbled as soon as he and kane lefts1s1 p1mple called him the best IGL he has ever played with, and his calling was never bad, all he got was the hate from rabid s1s1 fans. kind of like chopper getting the hate from d2nk fans today, despite being undeniably an amazing igl that consistently did great with what he hadzeus was so bad that b1ad3 got boombl4 to navi for him to literally copy zeus callingzeus was so bad navi under him had a HORRIBLE reputation of... consistently getting to finalszeus was so bad his first replacement seized... nearly killed the teamzeus was so bad no one ever said he had a poorzywoo had no top 5 teammates before magisk and spinx joined him and he won the major the very next year despite playing in a new language that he barely spokeif paris speaks for anything, it's that woro2k is directly responsible for disgracing that alcoholic from tier-1 scene
>>2259072>zeus was so bad no one ever said he had a poorwork ethic or no passion for the game
>>2259048Unless that butterfly and gloves are factory new, you can get this poor fag combo off me screen NOW
>>2259021s1mple's soul died there.
>>2259048i mog you
I'll never forget dosia's HE on inferno.
>>2259085he never had soulhe scammed children several times, cheated and lied about it, and never took responsibility for anything in his life but winning
>>2259093showcasing your knives is cringe coded NGL
>>2259095I blame his brother for this. als why his brother and simple don't look alike at all?
>>2259097t.gut knife poorfag
>>2259098did his brother force him to steal knives from his children fans as well?
>>2259101holy cope! I bet that M9 is some fucking field tested trash
>>2259106cope poorfag i mog u
>>2259112>no gloves talking bout mogkwab kwab kwab sahur
it's over...
>>2259072>the team fully crumbled as soon as he and kane leftSomething is categorically better than nothing in the end. Didn't help that Gambit replaced him with fitch who was a complete fraud.>zeus was so bad that b1ad3 got boombl4 to navi for him to literally copy zeus callingSource? Unironically.>zeus was so bad navi under him had a HORRIBLE reputation of... consistently getting to finalsProbably because he always had incredibly talented players under his command (e.g. prime Guardian, flamie when he was still good, AdreN and HObbit)>zeus was so bad his first replacement seized... nearly killed the teamDamn it's almost as if seized was even worse, he didn't even have his captain skills>zywoo had no top 5 teammates before magisk and spinx joined him and he won the major the very next year despite playing in a new language that he barely spokeWow, you mean he needed TWO top 5 players to win a major against Gamer Legion?>>2259075>no one ever said he had a poor work ethic or no passion for the gameOK? So? Yekindar also had great work ethic and put a lot of effort and soul into the game during his tenure at Liquid and see how that turned out. Same goes for Cerq post-tarik. I've already said Zeus was a good captain, a scruff-of-the-neck kind of guy which is something you really need for CIS players (at least before complete sissies like kyousuke started becoming the norm) but individually he was never that good and he's one of the biggest culprits of those retarded "execute at 10 seconds left" calls.
>>2259171>Something is categorically better than nothing in the endhow convenient that they had nothing, then got zeus who won major, then had nothing again. seems like a pattern.>Source? Unironically.it was an open secret, see pic related>Probably because he always had incredibly talented players under his command and he utilized them well, history has plenty of shit igls with insane firepower that can't do anything>Damn it's almost as if seized was even worse, he didn't even have his captain skillsbut he had prime s1s1 p1mple and guardian, why wasn't le goat carrying that team?>Wow, you mean he needed TWO top 5 players to win a major against Gamer Legion?s1s1 p1mple was getting hardcarried by perfecto in groups vs those same teams and still lost, so...>but individually he was never that good better numbers than current apex, karrigan, aleksib, maj3r, hooxi... literally normal igl numbers>and he's one of the biggest culprits of those retarded "execute at 10 seconds left" callswhich weren't around with kane and appeared with b1ad3, and continued with boombl4 and b1ad3
>>2259192>how convenient that they had nothing, then got zeus who won major, then had nothing again. seems like a pattern.They also got HObbit at the same time, who was a top 10 player back then and would be a top 10 player again with sh1ro and the others>it was an open secret, see pic relatedGetting experience from someone =! calling like that someone. >and he utilized them well, history has plenty of shit igls with insane firepower that can't do anythingOK>but he had prime s1s1 p1mple and guardian, why wasn't le goat carrying that team?He was, though. Sorry but you have to be outright delusional to call s1mple's 2018 anything but the biggest carry job in CS history.>s1s1 p1mple was getting hardcarried by perfecto in groups vs those same teams and still lost, so...Both finished with the same rating after a terrible tournament by the whole team, it was the tail end of the disastrous electronic IGL experiment that blade kept forcing for whatever godforsaken reason (should've just made sdy the IGL), team was dysfunctional. You have a funny definition of hardcarried, and sure was quick to turn attention away fro mthe fact that Frenchboy needed two top 5 players to beat siuhy and acoR (who Navi beat btw).>better numbers than current apex,karrigan, aleksib, maj3r, hooxi... literally normal igl numbersOn a different rating system...>which weren't around with kane and appeared with b1ad3, and continued with boombl4 and b1ad3False.I'm done talking to you, but I hope you enjoy your time at the top. It'll end eventually.
>>2258822he's baiting man when will you retards learn not to reply to obvious baits
>>2258826>He just doesn't want the game to be a chore.So Zywoo is basically Mike Mentzer. Based!
>>2258834But enough about p0mple
>2258851(you)
>>2258860>>2258866they are not f0zetrannies doebeit
>>2258880The s0mplefags are trolling, I suspect it's the same discordtroons who kicked up a fuss over threads last week.The last 2 days were peaceful, we had cordial debates like gentlemen. But these autists keep shitting up the thread with their retarded baits.
>>2258886>just be born 10 years earlier brosmartest s0mplefag>>2258894I've been kneeling for years now
>>2259210>They also got HObbit at the same timeWho didn't leave Gambit with those, yet failed to do anything afterwards up until he got ax1le and sh1ro>s1mple's 2018 s1mple's 2017 that he finished at his record lowest>Both finished with the same rating 1.01 K/D for an AWPer in CS:GO. Yeah, he was hardcarried.>On a different rating system...use 2.0 and the numbers stay the same>False.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDQNDHTfkN0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zqc__1DKZQEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX-5Zi0UMKIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJS3dSjRfo0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyhALINRiisneed I post more?
>>2258913Also wasn't he the one coping about "electric input lag"? Or was that some other pro?
>>2258947All of them are real. Niggas just want to cope.
>>2259258yepto the point that he felt the need to move into a new flat
>>2259048>dripmore like dr0p lmao
>>2259072ch0pper is a garbage igl and I've posted irrefutable proof of it multiple times
>>2259101I'm richer than you and I use a gut knife. Cope.
>>2259266won katowice, major, cologne and before donk got into 2 major playoffs with tier-2 playersif that's garbage then what's considered good?>but he won in SPITEmagixx, seized, nbk, niko... you can't win with a bad igl in tier-1 cs
>>2259269>won katowice, major, cologneDonk>before donk got into 2 major playoffs with tier-2 playersBig deal. Vega got into many majors and would fall off immediately after.Before praising Chopper, watch Spirit's T side on Dust2 and then get back to me. Chopper is a Donkbabby.
>>2259273Forgot the linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAqfu8sviQ0&t=722s
>>2259262KWAB!!!!!This your GOAT s0mplebitches????
>>2259273chopper hater brain is so small it can't read more than 2 lines of text at a timeas I said, you can't win with a bad igl. it's been proven time and time again.>Veganever went to playoffs>Spiritsemis (close loss vs faze clan that later won the event), quarters, quarterssnappi was in playoffs once, kyxsan was in playoffs once before falcons, hooxi was in playoffs twice even with nikonesy, boombl4 was in playoffs once before navihow many igls can boast that they got to major playoffs with tier-2 players? the only one that comes to mind is jame, who's at least top 10 igls of all time
>>2259284Vega/Spirit doesn't matter, my point is back then CIS always had teams that would somehow make it to the major, at times even make deep runs but immediately fall off afterwards. This is a fact.Anyways did you watch the link I posted? That 1 T half perfectly encapsulates chopper's IGL skills. When "donk go kill" doesn't work out, Spirit are sitting ducks.
I member chopper plant mirage a at map point
>>2259304what was he thinking in that moment
was 2019 the last soulful year..?
>>2259316Lowkey looks much better now than he did back then. Now he looks like the "punished" version you guys keep posting.
>>2259317he looks the same but just 7 years older and with hair thinning
Pure aryan rage from the rivers of Agartha
>>2259333I didn't care about this nigga till I found out he was a gutchad.
m9 bayonet>butterfly>classic>stiletto>karambit>the rest>default>gut
>>2259345>reddit9>zoomerfly>boomer knife>redditletto>uncarambitISHYGDDT
2026 opener of the year race current standings:#1 Shahar Shushan (2 EVPs)#2 Danil Krishkovec (1 EVP)your move, d2nk
>>2259442donk will fade to mid tier because hes stuck on a shit team until falcons buy him
>>2259445do you think he had a say in the zweih/chopper kicking bringing magixx and zont1x back? he is the hypercarry after all and the Spirit gameplan revolves around him, it makes sense that they asked him somethingif yes, it's partly his own fault
>>2259463yeah he probably had a sissy fit and thought that would save spirit kek just bring the boys back it will be like old times
Every game I play from casual to competitive is filled with cheaters, am I just fucked? At this point I am willing to give chinese rootkit a try if it means no more spinbots.
>>2259345I measure a knife by it's pull out quality animation paired with an awp. Gut by far has the best pull out animation in this regard.
>>2259489Yes just give up playing this game, just watch the esports (also cheaters) and play deadlock instead
>>2259494>Gut by far has the best pull out animation in this regard.Huntsman has the exact same pullout, no?
>>2259529Yes, but the length is too big. It looks awkward. Gut is the perfect size, though huntsman has a superior design.
>gut knife brokies coping with each other and worshipping the king of gut knife brokies teses
>>2259545I've owned every knife there is nigga, including high end bfks and talons. In the end I settled for my trusty gut lore.
>>2259546>I've owned every knife there is niggapost trade history or ur gay
>>2258713>>2258721>>2258756
>>2257419he literally won a fucking cologne last year? that was like what 1.5 years since his debut in tier1?
>>2259628That doesn't mean he returned to his Kato form, it means the 4 other bums (including the recently added zweight) finally pulled their weights.
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>>2259633>>2259636>>2259636>>2259637>>2259643>>2259645>>2259648>>2259650>>2259651All poorfag skins except for the m9 bayo
>>2259651That should be it. Don't let me catch you lackin lil nigga.>>2259652Man sybau. I buy skins I like, be it cheap or expensive. Next you're gonna call me broke for not buying the aquamarine revenge, ugliest ass skin in the game.
>>2259652kek I just realized the only reason you said the m9 was expensive was because you also had the same skin >>2259112kek brokie, my talon alone mogs you
skincels are such vile creatures
>>2259333hell yeah brotherchecked
>>2259664Really? sorry I don't recallAnywaysMove when convenient:>>2259674>>2259674>>2259674
why are chinks obsessed with falcons
>>2259668>t. skinmogged
>>2259676this you lil man? >>2251813
>>2259442honestly he's currently the best anchor too
>>2259676desperate little nigger lmao, gonna cry to jannies again?
>>2259713report that thread it'd be funny if it gets deleted again kwab
>>2259689no that's meyou're so rattled again
>>2259713im the opim not into any of the thread war shit going on, i just wanted a pari thread
>>2259721lilnigga you literally made the same OP as last timeand now you and your discordtroon friends >>2259722 are back kek why do you make it so obvious
>>2259723im not any any discordi legit just wanted to make a parivision thread, this one is already done anywaysi havent reported anyone
>>2259723you sound very schizo right now bwo)
>>2259724I'm not going back and forth with you retardigga, you can have your little gay thread. Besides, this thread wasn't anywhere near done, matches don't start till next week. You just wanted to get your gay thread going.>>2259725And you're not gaslighting me kek, what a pathetic life it must be to be a discordtroon kwab
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>>2259727kwab glad other people have noticed these discordtroon raids as well
>>2259726you have no proof of "discord" ever existingyou're hardcore coping that you can't make the "samefag" accusation and really want to be the op of all threads for some reason
>>2259727but im literally telling you im op and i wanted to make a pari thread im not in any schizoid discord, i simply didnt want anyone to beat me on making a thread
>>2259729There is plenty of proof. You autistic troons are not subtle about it. You always post within a few seconds of each other. This has happened way too many times to be a coincidence. And no, I don't want to be OP, you can have your gay little thread - no need to have a meltie here. Like I said earlier I wasn't going to make a thread anyways, you could've waited until this thread ended next week and made a fresh thread for the new games instead of jumping the gun.
>>2259732>there's plenty of proof>you post in the thread! that's not a coincidence!!learn what proof meansthat's not even circumstantial, that's just as baseless as me saying that you are from diskek too based on this "pattern">>2259727>>2259728you're seriously pathetic
Apparently there is a secret cabal controlling /magog/ threads
>I'm totally not discordtrooning bro I swear!!!Meanwhile:>>2245879>>2245881
that's still not proof
It's fine lil discordtroony, you can have your gay ass thread kwab
>>2259737Why are you getting so pressed about this, its just a thread
>>2258901>1 kd or below is NOT good on DMdepends entirely on what you're doing in that session, the faster you stop caring about k/d in deathmatch the better
>>2259735secret cabal conspiring to make... the threads with the same formatting used for years before that..?
>>2259744Apart from being a discordtroon, you're also illiterate. I just said I don't care about your gay ass thread. Retarded bitch.
>I don't le care>has a meltdown about make-believe discord
>>2259741It's interesting that you keep on insisting there's no proof instead of denying it. Sounds like something a guilty person would do.
>>2259744combination of uncs and schizos that are overly attached to these threads because it's the most exciting thing in their lives so they take everything personally and get super autistic about it
>>2259753schizophrenic logicI typed in that same message it doesn't exist since it's your coping mechanism :^D
>>2259745yes and no, even if you are training specific things you still want positive KD>why? can't really train anything if you get insta gibbed plus its not fun.Personally i think its better to not overthink and simply automate killing as many enemies as fast as physically possible
>>2259755Don't think I don't see the filenames redditfrogman
>>2259758welcome to 4chanthat sequence is numbers is a timestamp widely used on this website
>>2259759if you're going to post pepes to try to subtly get this thread to bump limit, at least post good ones fuck is this ugly ass shit?
>>2259760we don't usually think everyone is the same guy on this website, since the point of 4chan is being an anonymous imageboardyou never know it's the same guy replying to you without a tripcode!!
>>2259759beautiful pepe
this samefagging nigger tourist is probably the most pathetic thing ive ever seen in my entire life im out
>>2259762thank you my friendhave an old one, from the times when it was cool to be a navi fan
>>2259757getting over the frustration of constantly dying in dm is its best quality imo it teaches you not to tilt but still i get it. The worst thing to happen is you start changing your dm sessions because your k/d is dropping then you become one of those dumb niggers that stay in the same spot peeking the same 2 angles over and over, which only helps to soothe your ego and will hurt your mechanics in the long run
>>22597662021 was 6 years ago
>>2259612niko's next victim
>>2259767>>same spot peeking the same 2 angles over and overI guess i lucked out on a lot of things by playing TDM and finding things like that boring. I always move forward
>>2259797it's that chick from dispatch on the left
>404'dkek
qrd on the op drama
>>2259807some anon (not the regular one doing the OP I guess ?) decided to create a new thread to replace this one once it died but did it way too early and tried way too hard to shill ita nothingburger situation that normally you'd ignore but since it's /magog/ and peoples here have nothing better to do it almost becamea a mini drama
>>2259807some tourist loser is heavily obsessed with making the thread with gay links and has a massive sperg out every time someone else tries to do it
Big J is comfortably #7 best AWP in the world (not counting low sample size from hypex and osee, who we all know are fluking hard)
>>2259807as an abstraction there is always contention on when to create a new thread. newfags unfamiliar with the board speed want to do it too early because they think the thread will get bumped off which then cause the uncs to be scared of jannies deleting threads because the catalog is being spammed, which is a legitimate concern and should be avoided desu. Then there's the anons that like the feeling of being the one that makes the thread which then leads to personal preference on the format of the OP which I don't really get but c'est la vie. It's all very retarded people care so much about anonymous posts, but it gives me something to laugh at between my goon sessions to sjokz feet
>>2259823>s1zziis that w0nderful's younger brother or something?
I like this picuse it for next op pls
>>2259823didn't check rstings but going by eye test he was very good in the final, at least as good as an igl awper can be against this Vita
>>2259823>broky is worse than yngstr who isn't even a fucking awperfor fucks sake
>>2259839dust2 vs mouz was his show (both times), ancient vs spirit was his show, inferno vs g2 was his showyeah he has a lot of very great games. definitely not the megabaiter jame from cs:go
>>2259823>>2259839Jame is much better with AWP than this pic would lead one to believe. His clutches are insane and so are his dust 2 double doors kills.They were hard in 1.6, they were hard in source, they were hard in go, they are borderline impossible in CS2 But Jame does it.
>>2259823what does EEK stand for?
>>2259868Economically Expected Kills measures how many frags a player should get based on the weapons used in each fight - basically xG for killslet's say flameZ wielding a MAC-10 kills an AWPer. in that type of duel the AWPer kills the SMG 66% of the time - that means, flameZ overperformed his EEK by 0.66! a MAC-10 frag on an unarmored USP would be worth just +0.16 EEK though!
holy shit what happened to senzu
AAAAAAAAAAANEW THREAD>>2259871>>2259871>>2259871>>2259871>>2259871
>>2259872are you fucking retarded it doesnt even have magog or cs2g
>>2259875good
actual new>>2259876
>>2259877retard
>>2259869given that he wields the awp at about normal AWPer rate, equal to torzsi, and not a hybrid abuser like zywho, those are good numbers
>>2259837nice
>>2259870wow
>>2259870western diet
>>2259870What do you mean?
>>2259884jame so much resources
