www.hltv.org
this is the thread
>>2259876>I like to think you have enough sense to do the right thing. The rewards for doing so are immense... as are the punishments for not doing so.(c) Dzhami House about saving the AWP instead of going for a sick 1v5 clutch
>>2259885>If you want to see the fate of democracies, look out the windows(c) Dzhami House about Virtus.pro, Team Liquid, FaZe Clan
>>2259876where are all the links? where is the link to the previous thread, people apply yoursleves guys.
>>2259893holy shit he's only 19he looks like he was drinking non-stop since getting benched
Is this the thead?
>>2259906given that janitor kept this one, yes
>kyousuki
>>2259930no need to use AI on something actually real
what's with the tech problems?also why tf does the hud disappear when pov isn't on a player?
>>2259932dudeee nahhhhhhhh why u gotta do my boy like dat ((((((
>>2259936how many dollars to make his buttplug vibrate
>>2259892Hltv has all the relevant information one click away, but for some reason some loser sperg insists on adding a bunch of useless info on the op and malds, seethes and reports anything that doesn’t have it.
>>2259941is ohnepixel gayhow did he lose this to nexa with homefield advantage
fresh 3dmax news from the ceo interview in french:team fully crumbled after that loss in CAC, changes were inevitablebodyy was replaced because he had a "strong voice" aka he was soft-igling and the guys didn't like that, felt that it made the team a bit unstable. there are rumours that he also wanted to become a full-time iglwasink situation is very unstable, the ceo of 3dmax forced them to "talk it out and take responsibility" and added nbk- as a "safety measure". (team is just a powder keg now, nobody talked shit out)youknow is fully out3dmax are heavily interested in going international if they can't "keep the french flag"Maka is going back to AWP IGLingthere's an ongoing lawsuit about someone embezzling sticker money from one of the majors: "close to seven-digit number"the team is unstable, CEO says that the org is not there yet so that the players can stop worrying about things outside the server but he's surely working on this (this is always the case with 3dmax)3dmax actively talk with "vrs nerds" like that Udknud guy from twitter about maximizing vrs profitBC.Game did approach 3dmax with the same amount of money for SAW, ceo refused due to BC.Game outright saying that players will be kicked3dmax will survive if they miss Cologne
jame is actually goated what the fuuuuuuck
it's not fucking fair that vitality keeps winning
>>2259966sweet jesus the team is so fucked, 3Dmax was already hard to give attention to but this does not helpwe are not getting a good french team back are we ? shame, would have loved a good zywoo/apex/neityu/bodyy/whoever (lucky or afro ?)
>>2260004katkame will save us
>>2260011honestly having zywoo full rifle and have katkame or kursy awp instead sounds fun(still not convinced that he was bad in GL but that ztr is unable to call AWP players since the same happened with hypex)
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2390759/ence-vs-100-thieves-digital-crusade-draculan-season-5100t about to lose 30 places in vrs
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-SpLHl-DFo
>>2259942My boy ohne is only into twinks.
>>2259932it's fair to say that the true pronounciation of kyousuke is kyousucky
>>2259940it's tradishun
>>2259988jesus christ broky.send him to the glue factory.
>>2260084damn gachimuchi remake is not looking good
>>2260172sorry, his major performance bought him at least two more seasons
>>2260084What is Chudro thinking in that moment?
>>2260084shiro should grow his beard
>>2259932>>2260084When did CS become so zesty?
>>2260236When picrel entered the scene
>>2260242This nigga looks like he lifts shirts
>>2260236
I still haven't recovered from the cadiaN backstab. Heroic had it all...
>>2260251I saw /ourguy/ Phy's videos on himHe should rejoin Liquid
that cracka phy is not our guy
>SemperFiWtf when is our time coming FlyChads?
>>2260250When is he joining Falcons as igl?
>Previous thread 404'dKek, good one jannies.>>2259807It's such an autistic nothingburger. There's this one autist (OP of this thread) who gets really anal about links in the OP. I prefer a nicely formatted OP with links to the previous thread since we're a proper general now, but don't really care either way since it's not a big deal. So this OP has tried making his thread extremely early because he's paranoid someone else might make it with links. It has failed several times but a true autist like him never gives up, so he and his discordtroon friends stay online 24*7 (he's also a NEET), spamming the previous thread with images and waiting for the perfect opportunity to make his thread.Congrats OP, you finally got your thread. This is like the fourth time you've been BTFO'd. KWAB!And you can keep making your gay ass threads. Like I said in the previous thread (>>2254079) I'm not going to make threads anymore. So you don't need to spaz out at 280 images and make a new thread earlier than it needs to be kek.
^--- that guy is really autistic about being the guy to make the thread and has melted down for almost 24 hours about recycling an old onen
>>2260277Projection bro you're the autistic nig who's had a meltie for the past 1 month kek.
>>2260278this is you>>2247194
>>2260280Replying to someone is not the same as having a meltie. Spamming images and sperging out when things don't go your way, that's having a meltie. Which you did plenty of times. And I'm not going back and forth again with an autistic neet like you. I accept your concession :)
>>2260251>Heroic had it all...They choked away their chance for greatness
why are you faggots still going on about this thread war shit no one gives a shit about? stop shitting the thread
>>2260281>sperging out when things don't go your way>>2246234time passes...>>2246265
this team is a complete failure
>>2260290And people said karriGOD was tripping for giving that bum rain the boot.
About fuarking time
>>2260294KILL YOURSELF
>>2260297>>2260298did they accidentally switch the numbers around? why is heroic and nip trash on A while pari and fut kino on B?
>>2260307based and true
>>2260290can't be helped, Ence has F1KU
https://esportsradar.gg/cs2-team-3dmax-lost-almost-1-million-in-fraud-ceo-confirms/
>>2260319we have our own french guys on the job >>2259966
>>2260322ah, whoops
I remember reading a while back that the reason karrigan isn't axed from faze is because he's an owner himself. How true is that? Apparently he owns a part of faze esports along that guy kaysan and the other unc from the holdings company.
>>2260329that's falsecs2 faze was for the longest time just karrigan's playground with a full hands-off approach. it POSSIBLY changed after -rain +jcobbb via mysterious "manager" "taking over" but literally nobody knows who that guy is and if he even existsthus, if gm is a phony to take blame away from players for their bad decisions, he isn't axed because faze is karrigan and faze will very likely simply exit the sport if he says the experiment is over
>>2260340>cs2 fazeand csgo too, obviously
YUGE NEWS: https://x.com/FalconsEsport/status/2026688689577877625?s=20
>>2259932this is what happens to boys who are raised by single mothers. they can only copy female behavior
https://xcancel.com/vinnie1bb/status/2026694241066295420csgo supremacy is shutting down chuds won
>>2260423based valvefuck this circle jerk kikes
>>2260423HOLY KWAB!I cant STAAAAAND these fucking nerds who won't play the normal game and try to live in the past, MOVE ON BOOMERTROONER!
>>2260467>Donations helped, but ultimately did not do enoughYeah no shit, if you reject 95% of the people applying to your mod then they not gonna donate shit. These niggas are retarded.
I need my donk fix
NRGGERS LETS FUCKIN GO
>>2260508have a rare donk from the 16th century
>>2260358>ukranians sperging out kino
>>2258430My negro, I have made it clear several times that it isn't me. Just kys already.>>2258651>>2258687Seething polcels.
>>2259932i want to lock his useless dick in a cage so he's forced to learn how to cum from just my cock in his throat after he carries me in faceit, not in a gay way tho
thorin is on a generational meltdown on twitter about "zywoo fans"what a sad old man who can't gripe with the reality of godwoo eclipsing p1mple in everything but intangibles that can be made up at the spot
Unhhh Valvesisters? I'm not feeling so good about this one...
>>2260685what happen?
>>2260687https://xcancel.com/newyorkstateag/status/2026751056839864523
>>2260689LoL, good thing that I'm from Latvia and this won't affect me, good luck to the citizens of the USSA/AmeriKKKa/united states of Israel DOE
>>2260663didn't see the new stuff, but that thing about Navi looking like the most dominant team ever is some wild cope. they won 4 LANs in a row coming out of covid era in an extremely spaced schedule and objectively weak field, Astralis and Vitality dominance was much more impressive for anyone with an ounce of honesty.
>>2260699It's a full-on mental breakdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v5hZJwtvKYit's up
>>2260702hahahahaha
https://youtu.be/FLhmxjrWxQc?si=lcDM1fuh4gBIEW5t
>>2260699>Navi looked like the most dominant team ever>uhh but what about the team that existed 4 years later??retard doesn't understand tense
>>2260738except he said it in a reply to a "who had the scariest prime" post that had vitality 2025 in it, implying it's navi
>>2260738retard, go look at the tweet he was replying to
If zywoo looked like picrel I would literary have 0(ZERO) problems with this whole vitality shtick
>>2260756But they have another Moroccan edshot machine chad in the team (FlameZ) so it's good
>>2260756the real goat rifler who got his career ruined in every french team because apex (and later nbk) wanted to play with 100% confirmed (and exposed by Dan M) togglers#1taps
>>2260878lowest IQ player of all french scene everall he had is "style" that cost him a lot of duels but looked amazing on youtube
>>2260878trvkes after dark
Remember when all those French players moved their inventories
>>2260878the old kyosukeall shootingno brains
>>2260950i remember kioshima but not others. doesn't suprise me at all ofc.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbdwEdAsaEA
>>2260663Wait you're telling me it's p00rin having a meltie in this general over ChadWoo? KEK hi you autistic ginger
>>2260689democratsissies will do anything but blame the parents for not controlling their kids
>>2260691Yeah but you have to watch y0kindar get gaped everytime he plays doe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrSBEoFAub8It's up. They done Vance'd my boy Br0ky.
>>2261035our guy?
https://www.hltv.org/news/43959/new-york-attorney-general-sues-valve-for-promoting-illegal-gambling-through-video-games
>>>/vg/558622574
>>2261074I hope v0lve rapes their ass in court.
>>2259932>>2259936he's so beautiful bros
Thank god February only has 28 days else the wait for the next tournament might have been a bit too long.
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2390840/thunder-downunder-vs-mindfreak-pgl-bucharest-2026-oceania-closed-qualifierDownunderbros we're raping t2 AU CS
>>2260702I'm already prepared for this guy to bring up google searches to the s1mple vs zywoo debate after zywoo dominate some more tournaments through 2026.
>>2260702I knew this nigga was retarded but goddamn.Also Zywoo = Ronaldo, S0mple = pessi. He's got it mixed up.
Well done, the facts are on your side, HOWEVERX factor, aura and cultural impact
Broky has more x-factor than s1mple
Cult of TeSeS chads,How are we feeling about /ourboy/'s run with the falcons so far? I think a lot of the bad rep from the team falls into mayonesy, niko and kawasaki for choking hard. In that cluj match against parivision, TeSeS actually performed his role very well, but mayonesy had to throw the match with his retarded peeks. Its not fair. He was also debuffed a bit for using that chink karambit; he needs to go back to the gut knife.
>>2260756>>2260878scream on liquid when?
>>2261296he's wasting his time on Falcons, he could be a star player on Jitu, Faze or Navi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk8kCqHgEysliterallytoosmartforthecompetitionwoo
>>2260689Thats good tho
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kDZPVXn0xYzywoo would never
The best players of PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026, in order: France Mathieu "ZywOo" Herbaut Israel Shahar "flameZ" Shushan EstoniaRobin "ropz" Kool Hungary Ádám "torzsi" Torzsás Russia Ilya "m0NESY" Osipov Bosnia and Herzegovina Nikola "NiKo" Kovač Israel Dorian "xertioN" Berman Mongolia Usukhbayar "910" Banzragch Russia Ivan "zweih" Gogin
>>2261011he's usually the one who rapes DOE
>Classic redditors seething over thorin tellin them like it isyeah im thinkin its rape time
i can't believe they have the audacity to call cs2 cs2, it's not an improvement to any version of cs
>>2261468ACTUALLY it's called cs2, because it's cs 2.0cs go was the 1.9cs source 1.8cs condition zero 1.7cs 1.6cs 1.5etc...
Saying s1mple is the goat is like saying Maradona is the goat at that point
>>2261488>Play on coke>Embarrassed enemy players in ways no one else could imagine>Did things previously thought impossible>Is the true actual GOAT >Cheated that one timeDamn anon you right
>>2261506we need built chads like him back in the scene to rape the donkey twerps away
>>2261506why do these washed up betas wait for a team?make one yourself
100t freakazoid
>>2261506
https://www.hltv.org/news/43961/passion-ua-move-grim-to-the-benchgrimthe player on the bench
>>2261550nrg will win
>>2261550Grim (the player and the situation)
>>2261567there's something about the beach that makes me feel good )
>>2261511lazy stoners
>casual 60 round anubis
kekkerino!
Finally some good news for us - /magog/gers!
Ya'll niggas think ZywOo be running every time before his games start?
>>2261724anything to help niko
>>2261744playing with the ball between games does that
>>2261550Tactical advantage of benching your best player?
>>2261387All instances I remember are of him getting raped. He got raped vs Pain on Inferno. He got raped vs Vitality on Inferno. I don't remember a single instance of this acne faced fuck ever doing the raping.
>>2261761raped vitality on nuke.
X5G7V from K27 about praccs before EPL:>Not counting grands (FURIA, NAVI, PARI, Spirit, MOUZ), the best are Monte, the worst are Liquid. It's pretty fucked up.>You can call FaZe a Grand, they fuck everyone up in praccs. Well, it's just praccs, we can beat anyone too, it's just training... But Liquid are truly fucked up.
>>2261774>But Liquid are truly fucked up.
>>2261795Of course the jew asks the most personal and uncomfortable question ever...
https://kick.com/draculancsc#FlyHigh
>>2261795>pretty>girluh... zywoo? groomer...woo?
>>2261810Its just his jewish roots kicking in, mzinho looks like a toddler
>>2261810he's from the ch'nord. nothing surprising here.
>>2261810jeetwoo
>>2261804https://www.twitch.tv/spunj
>>2261836excellent
>>2261763Don't remember it
>>2261810pakiWoo
>>2261876someone already made this joke
>>2261810Gabe Woowell
>>2261801Nothing to do with religion and more to do with the fact that he's a HTN sociopath. He knows the chubby Asian fuck obviously doesn't have a girlfriend, just wants to humiliate him.
>>2261870maybe chengdu or hong kong. dude was walking around smoke, constantly getting good timings
>>2261878Don't know about Canada but here in the UK it's mostly Pakistanis and Bangladeshis running the grooming gangs.
>>2261883techno is the good looking one among the mongolz tho
>>2261890oh my bad I thought he asked mzinho firstmy point still stands, asians are unlikely to have a girlfriend when they're young
>>2261883>HTNhe's at least chad-lite
>>2261893too short to be chadlite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvEhK_mrSZwFalchads we up!#FalconsAreQueer
holy fucking chokequest
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2391001/aurora-young-blud-vs-atreides-cct-2026-contenders-europe-series-1Just found out that Aurora's academy team is unironically named "Young Blud"
>>2261899Don't care about backstabquest anymore#DownUndaWithDaThundahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
>>2261895he's the best on the scene at chadmaxxing, so I bump him up for that even despite being a heightcel
>>2261910>chadmaxxingWhat's that? Just being an annoying piece of shit and punching down on those beneath you?
>>2261914yes, chad behavioryou wouldn't get it, non-chad
>>2261883>HTNis this some incelbabble?
>>2261914yeah that's what being a chad is all aboutthough with that bullying on the server I can see the angle where he's not chadmaxxing but triadmaxxing overall
>>2261917I get it, it's a dog mog dog world.>>2261920Damn I hate Vitality now. HumbleWoo should rid himself of this kike menace.
What the fuck does any of this shit even MEAN
>>2261921>HumbleWoo should rid himself of this kike menacehe's statusmogging and moneymogging flameZ pretty hard, zygod got it under controlplus there's a chance he's a cryptochad and fat on his face keeps northern france genetics well-hidden, something chad-lites like flamez and apex subconsciously sense and obey
>>2261921you need arrogance to balance the humbleness
>>2261933dude stop...
>>2261936we're discussing important things here
what did he mean by this?
>>2261944Aurora bros...
>>2261967lmao
>>2261944I guess he lost another argument.
>>2261935Nope, there is 0 reason for kikez to be arrogant. He's carried by our lord HumbleWoo.>>2261933Everyone respects competence. Everyone. Take the competencepill anon.
>>2261967Wish we still had our chinkanon around
>>2261980even chinks are aware
#FLYQUESTUP #TIMETOFLY #YTB
>>2261933 this vitasissy on the dl fr
/magog/...let's all cross our fingers and pray for YOU KNOW WHAT
>>2262150>Vitality opens a cartel in mexico
/ourboy/ Launders rapes zywoo and his plastic fans again!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMHVF9RWnd0
>>2262203History is important, india 5000 years old country! respect!
>>2261944he literally got owned both on twitter and on youtubein his fucking echochambers people dunked on his asshe exposed how zygod HATERS are grasping at the thinnest of straws, literally making up reality saying zywoo has no "fear factor" when kscerato said that playing vs zywoo is like being pressed into the ground with a boot that never lets go and dastan said that he doesn't want to play vs zywoo (not vitality, zywoo specifically)
>>2262314meant for >>2262203though thorin is also a retard that fits into that post I guess, says a lot when your local proud british nationalist has the iq of an indian
Triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall.
>>2262203>>2262251Laundsirs is not Bharatian (formerly Indian), he's Canadian. We don't claim him as one of our own.
Why didn't NRG get Grim for EPL?
>>2262457They did they’re just sitting on the announcement for no reasonjeorge is already playing with voca
>>2262478>vocaHow the fuck is that chud snav on every random NA lineup?
/ouraussies/ from down under are raping the freakshttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2390842/thunder-downunder-vs-mindfreak-pgl-bucharest-2026-oceania-closed-qualifier
post sovlful line ups
>>2262878ok, go ahead.
>>2262927You werent there anon, you wouldnt get it....
man hotu won roman imperium cup that had gentle mates, betboom, nip, pua, eyeballers etcthen they fly to some t7 lan and lose to giga literal who's and ruin their chances to get invites...
launders is right you guys r fags kek
is premier 10k silver elite? players in here are so bad
>>2262939jeet
>>2262941im as anglo as they come cracka
nafany is so back
>>2262878hiko could've fixed s1mple... but he could've also eaten him. 50/50.
>>2262523>dexter>in 2026he's never making a major again he's just a meme
devicesisters...
>>2262952How would -magixx +nafany fare?
>>2263052yep russians dominate cs playerbase
>>2263052zysissies..... our.. our cultural impact....
>>2263052f0zekeks are on the level of aurora and parivisionit's over!
>>2263055why would russians want to watch a Ukrainian?
>>2263061it's not like s1s1 p1mple is strictly against war lol
>>2263065Nigga he very explicitly said he was against the war in Kato 2022 when the war had just broken out
>>2263061I have never heard anyone give a fuck or whine about s1mple because of him being Ukrainian.
>>2263077and now things have explicitly said, given that his circle of friends is strictly russian and he plays with electronic who returned to representing russia
>>2263083You can be against the war and not be against Russians themselves
>>2263052it's over zywoobros...thorin won
>>2263061hatwatching, the same reason why I watch bc games.
>>2263052being a navi fan must be awfulthey only played 3 matches at krakow btw
>>2263061bratan nam pohuy vashe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksWzUct-FFw
>>2263095SHEEEEESH
>>2263095>frfr haircutEnd of the road for Furia
>>2263095>what kinda haircut do you want f.a.m.?>JUST>say no more f.a.m.
>>2263095dangggggg he PHRESHHHHH!!!!!
>>2263095
>>2263095he look like a lollipop kid
makin' me proud ))
no cap i fuck with yekindar, ong
>>2260251It ok anon, all those who wronged cadiaN are paying greatly these days:Jabbi: In astralis purgatoryStavn: Raped and banishedTeSeS: In Falcons circus waiting to be replaced by donk or some other retarded aimer suiperstarHEROIC: raped
>>2262952in Gambit he was a good fragger IGL, nice to see him back
>>2263169they are all doing better than cocadian
holy sovlhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/lbXH_nWNqXM
>>2263233kukli vac ban? noooooooooooooo
>>2263233>>2263234Quick trivia question, no googlingWho was Pansy's colour commentator for the kukli jump shot clip?
TH3 VND3RTVK3R "666 EDITION" SQQN...
>>2263269>burger referenceskwab
ShartQuest
your time on spir0t doesn't count
>>2263350>23 maps
>>2263350>what happens when you have to drop AKs to donk every round
wtf 100t is better than absolute garbage?
>>2262878no 1 sovlfvl lineup of all time
>>2263052f0zesisters.....our c0pe......
>>2263095uhoh y0kindarcuckanon, what now?
>>2263460meant for >>2263121
>>2263427Let's not make shit up. The guy just sucked and constantly fumbled all his plays. His inconsistency still comes out on PV occasionally. Him sucking on Spirit was entirely on him.
>>2263460he looks hella good wdym? you prolly ain't got no hair left on your old dumb boomer head
>>2263487>Him sucking on Spirit was entirely on him.t. hally how does he look good in Parivsion and Nemiga but he suddenly forgets to shoot when he puts on the Spirit jersey? ofc it's the easiest thing to 100% blame the player and not take any responsibility at all for failing him, that's what everyone in Spirit org did.
>>2263095why
>Hall of Fame: s1mple
>>2263501I have no idea how you even bring hally into this when this is about his personal performance. You can literally just watch the matches, nigger. zweih kept oscillating between great and dogshit because he kept cracking under the pressure. All of his comments on his Spirit performance also confirm this. Hally can be blamed for Spirit's overall performance, but not zweih underperforming badly.
>>2263487in 2025 zweih had an AK 37% of the timein 2026 it's 44%the donk effect
>zweih misses because of donk
>>2263526Yes.
>>2263521unsurprising as pari starts t all the time
>>2263533he's got the same % for m4a1 in 2025 and 2026...
>>22635392026: 25%2025: 31.5%nice try though
>>2263500zip it up after you're done lilbro
>>2263550done with what? fucking your ex wife who left you because you have a clitty instead of a dick?
>>2263547proof?it's 26.11% for 2025 on hltv
>>2263559low iq or just lying?
>>2263564bro... obviously I'm talking about this
>>2263458Mouz made it all the way to the 3rd place match with spirit but yet they are still below f0ze who only played 3 matches in the whole event. I'm a f0ze hater but the views anons are right on this, people tunned in to watch f0ze and not mouz.
>>2263569are you genuinely retarded? do you know how to add numbers?
>>2263487Hi donk.
>>2263573donk is the one who brought him to the team in the first place
donk being at almost 60% AK for 2025 is absurd
>>2263572>>2263569>no replylol.
Really close finals at CCT.
>>2263553You make a great case for the sanity of y0kindar fans.
>>2263570Who cares about m0uz? And stop larping f0zecuck.
100 uncs are now #44
>>2263607>Who cares about m0uz? Exactly, no one. Same as how vitrannyty, despite winning the whole thing, is 5 spots below The GOAT who only played 5 matches and mongolz lol. KWAB
>>2263611lol niggas here have been talking shit about this roster how it's already dead and no chance to qualify for anything, absolute dumbasses
>>2263617Kek f0zecucks are so retarded they now have to outsource their views cope to other teams because they know #9 in views after harping about views for the last 2 months is completely indefensible kwab so pathetic
>>2263611My nigga Ra1n finna qualify for the major and rape that backstabbing hippo f0ttigan
>>2263626f0ze was just an example, the main point still stands, no one gives a bollocks about vitrannity or zypoo. Navi also played 3 matches lol.
>>2263635KingWoo is the GOAT, the science has been settled. S0mple is just a fraud alcoholic kek.
>>2263637The people still tuned in top watch s1mple and not zypoo. More people tuned in to watch mongolz, navi, furia and spirit than fagwoo.
>>2263611yeah but so much is lan wins componentthey'll soon reach the limit for easy vrs points, after that they'll get a lot less points per win
>>2263641That's because it is well known that HumbleWoo is going to rape whoever is in front of him. GigaChadWoo is so dominant, the outcome is already decided. "People" tuned in to watch s0mple in hopes that their alcoholic GOAT WON'T get raped by some random t3 EU mix this time.
>>2263611WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
>>2263635vitality played mouz in semis to be fair
Really makes you think
>>2263803FR this scene be getting zestier by the year
>>2263803yikes
Where is everyone
>>2264074grinding
>>2264074I’m not your friend
>>2264074gooning
>>2264114>>2264147yes
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2390780/flyquest-vs-100-thieves-digital-crusade-draculan-season-5100unx vs Australia's 2nd best team, who we got?
>>2263812KYOSUCKME>>2264074watchin hockey & flom
keep us updated buddy, we care about those bums
>>2264181flykings of course
>>2264208We stan thunderdownunder nowshitquest is dead to us
>>2263457i see u yt boy
so i guess furia. spirit, mouz and pari are the 4 favorites?
Why do people get so mad when you play music in casual? Just mute me wtf you don't got to start a vote kick.
>>2264440Yes, it's a battle for #2
>>2264444forcing actions out of people will annoy anybodywhat songs were you playing? i wouldn't vote kick you anon i would have you take my requests
>>2264361I'm Indian......
Boris QYUE TEE ;)
https://www.hltv.org/news/43967/naf-returns-to-liquid-lineupWe're back, NAFFERS
It's literally up:https://youtu.be/rER5cXP2RHA?si=Emjjsy3NM26nU0O8
>>2264781nice
>nocries 75 bombfaze needs him
https://kick.com/draculancs#FLYHIGH #YTB
>>2264806he loses too often, he must have a low cs2 iqyes, he's perfect for faze.
YEAH THE BOYS!!!!!
>>2264827Devve will #RAPE Flyquest
s m h
KWABQUEST
>>2264781interesting T2 prospect... will be interesting to see where his career goes from here.
lmaoquest
rain is so based and awesome and handsome and cool and smart and humble and nice and good and fucking cool...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l-Klf3iPl0onestepaheadwoo
So you can get top30 by just reaching grand finals of a t2 lan? Why didn’t s0mple do that?
>>2265033more like onesteplatewoo in this vid with torzsi killing him
>>2265045he tried and failed
>>2265074He never tried before begging his org to buy a core for 3mil tho
>>2265081s1mple isn't very smart...
>>2265045he is going to do just that in two weeks
>>2265045bc game tried for a while and got like #30 but then they started forfeiting and not attending tournaments. i guess it's because they intended to just buy a vrs core.
Imagine being DazeD in that FPL game and having to be all like "damn, Adren you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight corners and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally make a team with you, both stream me and the real me". when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his parent's bedroom. Like seriously imagine having to be Sam Marine and not only sit in that chair while Morber flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, match after match, hour after hour, while your dog bleeds to death. Not only having to tolerate Steel's jewish fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on stream tells him he's GOOD FOR AN IGL and DAMN, A NA CS PLAYER CALLS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and listen to his jewish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of streamers and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies of California. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his forehead as he struggles to keep up with the current match, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "professional and intuitive (for that is what he calls himself)" play-style, the set ups he worked so hard for with coaches in the previous months. And then the queue pops for another match, and you know you could kill every single person in this pug room before the FPL council could ban you, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Sam "DazeD" Marine. You're not going to lose your future coaching career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>2264757l0qu0dbros.......In more important news:https://www.hltv.org/news/43949/short-news-week-8#f20
https://kick.com/draculancs1oothieves are raping her0ic
>>2265416they're actually doing itthink they're hard capped with device tho, unc needs to hang it up, 0.99 awp in t2
>>2265418dev0rce should've hung it up years ago but whatever, let's just celebrate them making it to the major for nowTill now we had G2 vs failcl0wns kino revenge story, now we will get kino-er 100thieves vs f0ze revenge story.
>>2265427The situation and the player.
Forget Draculan, we have something even more kino afoot:https://www.hltv.org/matches/2391045/aurora-young-blud-vs-yngods-cct-2026-contenders-europe-series-1young blud vs yngods
>>2265427nrggers lfg
>>2265427>norwood reaper sickle in the backgroundGrim
I hate that the casters have to say 100t's full name which is roobet
100tbwos.....
unluck
100uncs should sign skadoodle
>>2264781>CAN YOU SMELL WHAT S1MPLE COOKIN'?Chills down my spine...
When are we getting Faze vs Vitality again? I need more schizo wars on the thread
>na games in the first block>againi am sick of this discrimination
>>2265700faze is about to lose against faze2 (100t) now
yxngstxr twice as many awp kills as device...
>46%f0zesissykwabies... uh-oh...
>>2265753HYUGE potential for insider trading with shit like this. I give it till the end of the year till we have a scandal going something along the lines of:>Will X Player Retire by X Date?>X player lets a bunch of his mates in the scene know hes gonna retire and they buy Yes >X player and friends make a chunk of changeAdmittedly I don't think the CS markets have enough liquidity or volume for it to be worth doing but still. Its already happening everywhere else
>>2265541That's why in game any time I am t side I run to CT spawn and open my ass for real men.
QT PATOOTIE )))
Niko will win a major and there's nothing (You) can do about it.
>>2265808two more weeks
>>2265808Maybe after Falcons buy zywoo and donk
I remember m0NESY to Falcons hype...
>>22658150 trophies btw kek
>>2265817Back then it felt like Falcons would hold the entire scene by the balls
>>2265823The kyousuke transfer was the straw that broke the camel's backZero chemistry or role cohesion between the riflers, it's why they get 3v5'd or 2v5'd every other match
>>2265834>The kyousuke transfer was the straw that broke the camel's backhttps://www.hltv.org/news/42042/falcons-sign-kyousukethe comments here are something else :skull:3 finals, 0 trophies, 1 map won in totalKEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOO
can new pua do it?
>>2266058Hell no
>>2266058Both teams suck total shit, liquid gets the edge because Senzu probably has no english still
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLa5Nu-zAX8NOCRIES IS BACK
>>2266193Yeah back to toggling. He shat his pants at faceit hq, and shat his pants at his wildcard try out. faceit knows it, but won't do anything because it would be disastrous pr for their shit platform.
>>2266229It's actually a donk video
>>2266230Oh didn't check the link, figured it was kwabcries since he also dropped like a 70 bomb game recently that is making the rounds on plebbit and twitter.
>>2266193he's using the op one shot gun though
>>2266245yueah you mean my ak when i 1tap noob?
>>2266253i mean the gun with zoom that kills in one shot to the stomach
>>2266255oh the fun gun
Kinovision in 4 bongs
Have you apologized yet? He was always right
End of the road for Trannyvision. SemperFi will expose them.
WEARELIVEWhere the fuck is everybody? Man, vitality really did kill pro cs interest huh?
>>2266604actually the thread is slow because Godwoo isn't playing
isnt this supposed to be a studio event? why arfe they online? i remember the last pro league was on lan from stage 1
Is the stream on James game zoomed in for everyone else as well?
>>2266617ESL jannies fucked the YT stream with VR mode. Twitch is working:https://www.twitch.tv/eslcsb
Deagle on first round lol
SEMPER FI, MOTHERFUCKER
Damn, SemperFi just raped Jame
>>2266620>>2266621>>2266622jame is going to rape your irrelevant shitters
>>2266618I see, I prefer youtube because twitch changes the quality automatically when I check something else for a bit. I think they are fixing it now.
>>22666255000 pesos maybe
Timeout this early? Its over for asstralian cs lol
is the best aus team really gonna lose?
>>2266627likely was aud
>>2266625holy based
>>2266631less relevant than pesos
Are some of these guys playing with 300 ping?
That xielo kid has one of the most retarded tattoos I have ever seen. What compels a person to do this to themselves?
>>2266635no
>Australian CS
aw shit cunts
I'm switching to the nrg/heroic stream. Watching one sided rapes is not entertaining.
FlyQuest would've been better
SemperFi = Australian MOUZNRG = American MOUZ
astralis no longer have money problems
>>22666582 Major wins incoming
Honestly its kind of insane how Jame gathered a bunch of no names, went straight to tournament and won.
guess what happened
its incredibly GAY and WOKE that stage 1 is being played online. The saudis must be redirecting their money to regime change in Iran
>>2266671stage 2 is online too
Predict FaZes results in this event.
>>2266672man fuck ESL>>2266675theyre playing online so theyre not gonna win a game
Grim (the situation and the player)
>>2266671>>2266672spirit dodged cluj over this btw.
https://www.hltv.org/stats/matches/mapstatsid/221024/semperfi-vs-parivisionwhat went so wrong for pv on dust2? there's no way they should nearly lose it
>>2266677and the players hair
bumas playink
danesissies? our guys are getting raped...
There's something about these ex-VP players making career comebacks that makes me happy )hope flit and fame will find a team soon too
my g2ssies are winning
>>2266693Won pistol round Simps initially outplayed Pari, Zweih died like a dog in B tunnels while rest did mid to b, but Simps failed to kill nota, who quickly turned round aroundNothing special happens. 3-0Won buy round, Nota dry peeks A site and catches Keen doing god knows what, after that Simps despite getting advantageous kill exchange thought it was a good idea to push smoke and die, Simps terrified it can Jame can pivot into B, kept 2 players in mid and 1 on A, A is quickly taken, Simps decide to retake 4-0Nothing special happens. 5-0Lost round Simps decide to push long with 2 players which Pari were ready for but Jame got unlucky or missed and only tagged second player, Belchonok fell asleep in long house and died like a dog, losing bomb. 5-1Won round despite Simps getting early kills and tagging most of Pari players this happened >>2266668 6-1Lost round Pari can't kill shit 6-2Won round Simps make it unpredictable and send Keen to get early kills with AWP, he succeeds but Pari does basic bitch A execute and wipes the floor with Simps 7-2Lost round Pari does basic bitch A execute but Simps outplay them, causing Pari to pivot to B, picked off one by one on the way, leading to 2v3 and 0 respect from Simps 7-3Lost round Pari does basic bitch Long execute but they are slow and get flanked 7-4 (pic rel)Lost round Pari does basic bitch B split with Tec 9. 7-5
>>2266702hard to be hooxin' when it's onlineeven harder when they also go 4-13 on their own pick
>>2266693Lost pistol round and kept forcing until 7-8.Lost buy round (pic rel) by fumbling B defense. 7-9Lost another buy round similar to pic rel but B split from T. 7-10Won round Simps got picked off 1 by 1. 8-10 Lost round Nota died like a dog flanking Long, Xielo run out of bullets on m4a1s and only got 1 kill, belchonok was caught jumping on new box (i think) Jame tried to clutch but both Simps sat in Goose, which Jame did not expect. 8-11Won round Simps fumbled B push, went one by one with Pari expecting B push (3 CTs were present) 9-11Won round Jame got early pick, Simps managed to get to A site and plant the bomb but were picked off one by one shortly after. 10-11Won round Simps saved AWP and decided to force and rush long with Tec-9. 11-11Won round Simps had a half buy, Simps decided to send 1 guy to long while the rest went B, Zweih got early pick on Long and instead of dying like a lone dog on B, Pari decided to give it up and retake it, which they did. 12-11Won round Simps had half buy, did A execute (smoke wall on short and drop CT), 3 players die immediately (all 3 went CT, one of them was too eager and jumped before smoke opened up the other 2 died because Jame did a CT smoke reveal), rest get picked one by one. 13-11
Oh baby>>2266735That was CHADHOOXI giving them a free mapOh ye of little faith
who cares about this tournamentgorgc is playing cs get in here!https://www.twitch.tv/gorgc
someone should make a decoy cs general in /vg/ so these type of niggers stay there
>15min break between mapsESL are such niggers, it's insane
what is this
Astralis doubters?
wtf was that knife kill
>>2266795esl notorious for toggling, they even cut the clip on replay. he was 10x further than max knife range
It's finally up!https://youtu.be/6emUgO5BMDU?si=kXuJzSsEKdAyxqC5
nip just won a 2v5
>>2266827based
AMERICA ON TOP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EztA93NXAWI
>ace clutch with a hero galilwild
>>2266916Kaspersky is a great talent, Navi should have pushed to get him on jL's position instead of fucking up the whole structure with makazze
holy shit flamez is dead check liquidpedia
dumau wonned
NAF will humble Senzu
Is Overpass Horde or Alliance sided?
the absolute state of NiP
>how many frauds are coaching these teams?says the ultimate fraud coach nepo hire, god i can't stand this faggot
can any russian from here tell me whats the deal with this guy i keep seeing on tiktok
>>2267075He's being scouted by Niko
>>2267073sybau
>>22670731v1 me bitch
god those casters........
>>2267080>>2267082go back to yapping nonsense Janko
Raped in Pajamaes
holy shit https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3117381/senzu-situationIs this the Norwood Grim Reapers legacy?
are you hate- or hope-watching?
>>2267107both
funniest shot since that esl bcg skit lol, jL is a mental midget with an iq of a pigeon btw https://youtu.be/nsFBfhuKFLU?si=m1xPW3KR9SoH2FXl
>>2267115shut up maui, watch those players steal your job. you're useless.
>>2267107im just not watching
>>2267124the only thing that some lithuanian wishes to steal is a muffler
#LET'SGOLIQUID
>>2267115damn mauis streams seem to be fun ash will definitely tune in for the next one!
I burst out laughing every single time they switch to Elige's webcam
complete sexual assaultI love hating on elige, but now he's just making it too easy
senzu spent 1 month on a western diet and that nigga is iflammation maxxing. sign to go back to somewhere the jews haven't bothered poisoning
el0ge?
>>2267158his pain fuels me, and I'm not even a hater. weird.
>>2267196This dude is nothing without floppy
I'm afraid lelige was never good.
>>2267196why did his parents name him Guy? that's like an eglishman naming his kid ahmad because that's who conquered him
Ya'll niggas hating on Elige and Liquid finna pay the price this game
why is Elige so autistic about skins, is he colorblind?
>>2267222it's one of the only based things about himthat and him owning his hair loss
based PUA cooking these shitterscan't wait for another ultimate CT nuke masterclass
>>2267236Please understand a lot is going on for him
Christ this is embarrassing to watch
if you put half of the """t1""" teams like pooquid and pee2 in an online gauntlet like bcgame or 100T they'd end up <100 vrs rank
GODLIGE
>>2267227that's not based at all. it makes him special and that's cringe. fit in bucko.
what happened to elige haters?
>>2267258there's ways to transgress fitting in without being a totally objectionable faggot
>>2267261bald, gay, polish. star of a t3 team.
Liquid turned down steel for this
>>2267262the issue with that take is that owning skins is basically investment. so not having skins when you have enough money to get great ones that gain value overtime is stupid. but then again taking stupid decisions is what defines elige's carreer and playstyle.
>>2267227he has 10 knives, agents and some other shit in his inventory, so it's not like he has a principle against skins he just plays with defaults with a shitty sticker, it looks ugly imo
>>2267274Normal people just buy stocks actuallyShitty pixels that valve can crash whenever they feel like are for brown people and criminals trying to circumvent taxes
>>2267222majority of skins makes you look like a clown. vanilla skins and dark skins are the only acceptable skins because they fit with the tt and ct models. elige is not doing it with this purpose but in the end he is the only pro that doesnt look like a retard in game
>>2267279cope. nobody would shy away from making a few bucks while looking pretty :)
>>2267280>dark skins are the only acceptable skins
KWABquid status???
yeah senzu is just at the start of his journey, he was right to leave mongolz
good clutch
im better than shartimate. give me the positions and awp every round and ill give you .5 kpr
>>2267258>you refuse to buy any funko pops?? that's cringe. fit in bucko
>>2267294yes.
>>2267287Overtime, somehow
poohy poolige pootzpootimate poof
>JT when elige doesn't whine in his ear all the time
JL catching strays OOFfucking analysts
>>2267297grim (the game, not the player)
>Senzu try Kvemlol a team started for fun by a Ukrainian football player has a harder hitting core than Navi
>nertz gets two opening kills, and fucking survives>everybody else die immediately
senzu you slant eyed retard
can this game end so i can go masturbate
>>2267325planned to do the same thing while eating canned peaches
>>2267325>not rubbing one out to another liquid downfallcan you even call yourself a cs fan?
elige is the dumbest pro
ending in the most liquid way
Decent game, Liquid looks more sad than Faze
>>2261774i guess this guy wasn't exaggerating
I have to say once again, how do these painN fags keep getting invited to big events? They straight up suck ass but yet they keep getting invites. They even got a stage 3 invite to budapest what the fuck? Who are they blackmailing to get these invites despite being so fucking worthless?
How much longer is Liquid going to insist on these worthless Polish faggots and their retarded coach? If the team's been together for this long and still look even more lost and less cohesive than Falcons then you have a clear problem wirth leadership and structure. ultimate whiffing more shots than me in 9/10 of his matches doesn't help either.
>>2267370the solution is (at least) one more poolack
elige went from like 18-12 to 22-30 on nukewhat's wrong with him?
>>2267366if you fluke a few teams with good "opponent networks" on lan every year you maintain your vrs a la 3dmax, lulquid etc. and get another chance at fluking somebody for vrs points. the flaw in vrs decay is really obvious at the stagnance at the fringe and the decay at the top. Vita can rape and gape all year and furia wins a couple trophies and is immediately #1, pain can get raped every time they show up and hang on to invite status .
>>2267414now this is retarded
why do all russians in premier have a voice made to annoy you
>>2267414based
>>2267432image or video title?
>>2267447he's the resident vitasissy and karrigoat hater, you shouldn't need to ask
>>2267414karrigan deserves a good ending. seeing him slowly rotting away since 2022 is rough. him snatching major finals repeatadly just to lose every time must be soul draining. this guy should have won at least 3 majors.
>>2267414yes please, failcl0wns (especially n0k0) and fatty mcfat fuck f0ttigan deserve each other
>>2267500>slowlynigga are you serious? remember the 1 frag stinker he dropped in a fucking MAJOR FINAL? he hasn't been good since his days at m0uz
>>2266677>>2266695gr0m (the situation, the player and the player's situation)
>>2267504inferno can be rough anon, especially when you always go for the entry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_ar-NSb9Ik
>>2267512My point is he's lucky to have won even 1 major post-mouz. He's a ropz babby. Someone had posted his last trophy without ropz was in 2018.
>>2267512this has to be the funniest of all fragmovie memes because it's literally the decider map of the Major final + the copypasta it gave birth to, legendary
>>2267517Even funnier is the 2 clips added in the beginning of him showboating.KWAB!!!!!!
>>2267514if he's a ropzbabby than so is zypoo. guess who had more trophies in that time period before ropz joined vita?
kek f0zesissy hallucinating
>>2267523>thanSmartest thirdie GodWoo hater.
fattigan would never survive the tier-3 grind, he's literally a superteam merchant that has only played for a bad team once: for a month in envy
>>2267500Probably won't happen, but no one has to be sad for karrigan desu, the lad had a good run across 3 games, won every title at least once and made a dickload of money. Not a rotten deal in my opinion.
>>2267523zywoo won trophies without ropz you know? ropz is just a massive buff.
boring ahh matches tomorrow
d2nk
>>2267684competition on who gets into the longest freakshow game
>>2267684based godx1c owning d2nkey
>>2267684My king Wox1c......I'm kneeling.....
you now remember the first ever public rape and gape of s0mplehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZn9a2u95v4
>>2267747Based XANTARES. An old dog at the top of his game, still hitting diabolical shots after all these years.
>snav the chudcel qualified to pgl
>>2267783>bucharestdon't ask this nigga his opinions about gypsies
Astralis is winning epl
I don't like this guy and how he looks like a chudjak
>>2268016what do you mean? it's funnyhe does belong on parivision tho
#HooxUp
>online
>>2268021online + good casters > lan + scrawnders
#WEBEHOOXIN' #LET'SGOASTRALIS
>>2268027no, just mute when they're casting or watch a different stream you big baby
>>2268050go suck jeet cock you massive fag
>>2268047this but unironically
Who's Heroic's IGL?
>>2268061xfloud
>>2268061chr1zn
ZWEIGHTLIFTERS HOW WE FEELIN
>>2268081pain is too powerfuljame fluke ends here
epl casting is so shit
>>2268089it's online so nobody cares that much
>>2268090has nothing to do with that. it's shit when it's lan too.
SemperFrauds...
based xielo.looking good from that angle
>>2268090I do, we all do. this is a multi million dollars industry. fucking get serious.
>>2268091>has nothing to do with thatwell that's just not true, it's definitely part of it even players don't care as much because online is shit
>>2268115you're so retardedit's an epl thing where they literally tell the casters to be "laid back" and "funny"
every single year someone complains about the epl casting being unhinged...why would you want all events to seem exactly alike? it's not like it's a major or an iem
dont know how redditors always get mad at video game casters having fun
>>2268118cs casters are never funny
>>2268119reddit loves it actually
>>2268117yes i know but casting online games is also different from lan, saying it doesn't play a role at all is stupid
As a north American watching early in the morning on my couch, I don't mind the laid back casting. It's still better than scrawnders, as long as they don't do it as the stages progress its fine.
>>2268125the casters would get fired if they acted like this while being told to be serious
>>2268089I think it's funwho cares about pain gaming niggawho cares about 3dmax semperfiall in a studiofucking no one, not even their home countries
>>2268134the casters aren't funny
>>2268135that's your opinion
the big name cs casters are just badcct casters are better
>muh astralisholy fuck dupreeh is such a one-trick ponyliterally the most forgettable part of that astralis roster so all they fucking do with him is "remember when we were le robots 8 years ago? hehe xd"
>>2268140not his fault that's all they hire him forget that bag before it runs dry, dupreeh!
funny how they've separated the casters into two groups where they've grouped all the most charismatic ones with each other.
>>2268143no one says it's bad for him, but come on, there's now like 10 separate dick-sucking "documentaries" about them since 2024, does he have nothing to say about his own career? no one cares? no? only gla1ve and dev1ce? okay
>>2268128yeah
>>2268140just milking the astralis era before vitality completely overshadows it.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA BELCHONOK
>>2268083monkey bros........we are lightzweight baby
parivision are doing this top5 team thing where they barely win map1 and then niggerstomp map2the boys are officially tier1
didd i miss something or did pain swap awper?
>>2268164bogdan's rule of thumb
>>2267684maybe im tripping but this just indicates they were stuck in endless overtime games, which is nothing good.
Man, I agree that this commentary is fucking ass. Casters are supposed to help make these games more interesting, not talk about shit nobody cares about mid rounds while interrupting each other.
>>2268179That's why if they ever make CS ppv it absolutely has to include an option to mute casters but leave the in-game sound
>>2268183Agree, could use that option right now.
pv being a bit shaky on d2
pari chad, winning 13-11 just to fuck bettors
nt
>wake up>m80 raped nip
So this is why they are called Pain
kino
>Passion UA - FUTholy kino match-up
snappi is too unc for NiP now
least existentially dreadful Liquid fan
-jcobb+xkacpersky
>>2268216That sounds a lot like Faze and its fans
>>2268027>>2268050Based, we love scrawnders here!
>>2268159kek good one, sadly the fatty fucks in this general won't get this reference
>>2268226f0ze and l0qu0d are in similar states right now
damn these futa guys are hitting some pretty good shots
How come no one's posted this yet?Grim. (The situation, the player but at least not the player's situation this time.)
ddk and bardolph are casting on the b stream btw
>>2268243
>>2268240was expected desu, Monte so far seem like a solid EU tier 2 team
>>2268238This could've been NaVi...
>>2268238They got some big guns
can liquid lose this?
>>2268271Always bet on it
pooa
Futa always blows its load on the first map and then can't keep it up for the second
>>22682654u
HENI will humble liquid
>>2268298that would be pretty funny
JUGSSSSSSSS
nip only got 4 on d2 defense?yikes
I miss PeakWoo so Goddamn much man this SUCKS
>>2268385can't even have a zywoo faceit fix, he barely plays faceit games.
WHAT THE FUCK IS CMRTY DOING
Ynk again running his mouth way too much for a failed nepo coach
>>2268294heh, told ya
liquid steel
nice sissy tunes, ESL
Imagine using the UNCrambit instead of the superior buttefly knife
HEN1EN1
>>2268341lolI don't think anyone denies the ubiquitousness of matchfixing in T2 at this point.
poopa
Senzubeans...
>passi0n ua
MR KRABS
>>2268495There are much better positions to play with an M4 I don't know why he chose that spot.
>Losing to hen0 in 2026Almost as bad as losing to jw in 2026
>2026 hen1 still hungover from carnaval partying is better than ultimate
>Bardolph: "Nekiz just gets absolutely JFK'd"kek I love this nigga like you wouldn't believeHope he comes back to T1 casting permanently
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Liquid in a death spiral. Grim stuff.
lmao shitquid
bahaha classic liquidNAF lolhow's that nigga still getting paid
holy fucking shit kek, just disband on the spot after that round
>>2268521he killed one of his family members and they still refuse to let him go
oh nononononononono... pfffffffHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Karrigan made the right call by kicking elige. He's a mega choker/tilter/mental midget.
this was on the level of Falcons 5v3, it's an easier site to retake but there was like 20 seconds on the bomb, holy fuck
>>2268518Not that they were doing much better before, but it appears both f0ze and l0qu0d have jumped off a cliff after swapping el0ge and tw0stzz.
>>2268526f0ttigan hasn't made a good call since leaving m0uz kwab it's time for fatgigaunc to retire
Liquid disbandPassion UA: -nicx +NAFwhat do we think bros
>>2268531?????WHO THE FUCK WANTS N0F IN 2026???PUA are in a decent spot right now, they've just added 2 new players who barely speak england. Considering that, they're doing pretty well.
>liquid HAS to go NA to make the major kek
>>2268533NAF is an upgrade to nicx that allows them to keep NA "majority"nicx has horrible in-game IQ, he's not fit to play with senzu and try
YNk needs to be beheaded. He's been talking mad shit abouit the players and orgs when he's a failed bum coach/player now banished to be an ESL wagie.
liquid bros im not feeling too good
>>2268531Pua will lose the core if they change another player, so no
>>2268548nobody says it's gonna be right nowafter the major the new points will replace the old ones
>>2268544what did he say now?
>>2268544crying why? he's the only real analyst left that's saying things as they are instead of being a middle-ground whore like mauisnnake and pimp on broadcasts
Literally the other team's map pickJust wait
g2 are fucking dogshit
>>2268552Hi YNk, kys.
>>2268563too mad for any arguments?did you learn about his faze coaching career yesterday or something?loser
>>2268552trvkeso many boosted csgo uncs in t1 rn and they never get called out otherwise
goated cam from elige
>>2268565Stfu YNk, you will always be a raped bitch.
>>2268574tardieragemad meanie serbian called out your dogshit player in front of thousandswah wah
Why is elige so autistic about skins? Nigga, get yourself a karambit fade.
idk guys im thinking about buying some elige stock rn he's at the absolute rock bottom.
>>2268542Even then there are much better NA players than n0f
>>2268588such as?
>>2268553>mouthbreathing horse in logoit's over>>2268555good, we need to sink lower before we can kick paypal
>>2268589floppy
>>2268589everyone bruh n0f is fucking finished
>>2268592retired chud>>2268593not a player
faceit puts you in the esl/east europe pool if you don't buy premiumonce you do they put you in the english speaker/human pool
Every round loss Eliges cam loses 1% of its pixels
