hltv.org
1st for fuck f0ze hahahaha
Here
>>2283968who???????? are they pro team???????
What can we surmise from this?
Will frozen be the new IGL for navi now that aleksib is going to jail for being a tax cheat?
I miss the detailed OPs now I have to filter through HLTV for the upcoming T1 tournaments.
>>2283958ah so the OP discordtroon autist is a p00ria monkeyeverything makes sense now
>>2283975why are you creating imaginary enemies in your head over a 4chan general?
>>2283984the other day you said you were over the thread drama becuase you have a job, but you still seem very pressed about it
>>2283970not anymore LMAO
>>2283971another final for the MOUZ chads
>>2283971sh1ro (FORMA DE GRUPOS) is truly an insane and reliable player.
>>2283968>>2283970>>2283991>>2284005Based!
>>2283985Yes I'm over it, notice how you're the one who spammed random images to get to 300 so you could make your thread?
>>2284015I posted 1 lizard pic
>>2284015could you imagine being this guy though like holy shit lmao
>>2284016Be it 1 or 100, you're eager to BE THERE when the thread hits the image limit so you can make your own thread.
>>2284020Well, whats wrong with that lol? I see that the thread is pretty much over and I wanted to make a new one. Its not that deep lil man.
>>2284023You can have your lil thread monkey haha
>lil monkey still thinks I'm a jeetIt wasn't true the first 100 times you posted it favelabro
>>2284030I just don't understand why you are so damn pressed about this thread shit. Is it really all because it doesn't have your autistic links?
>>2284033You're the one who's being autistic about this doebeit
>>2284034how
>>2284036I'm not doing this song and dance again. Like I said, you're free to have your link-free OP autistbro.
>>2284039Ok so it really is because of the links lmao. Let it go man, I don't understand why you insist on shoving all that useless shit when everything is contained on hltv. >>2283973>muh eventshltv literally has a visual tell on which events are the big ones
>>2284043>Ok so it really is because of the links lmao.nigger (YOU) made it about links are you just gonna keep replying to get the last word in?
>>2284046I was asking why you are so pressed about the new thread. Is it the links or the one lizard pic on the previous one lol.
https://www.hltv.org/news/44030/short-news-week-10#f14>B stands for Based
>>2284043>linksnigger you were literally sperging out about "VG style OP with links" and how much of a based OG jannie loving nigger you are by making bread without links the moment we refused to use your stinking thread
>>2284062Bro there's no point in arguing with him, he's literally a giga-autist. That's why I just let him have his thread.
>>2284062>>2284065same person btw
>>2284068seething
>>2284068nigger you literally kept bumping your dogshit thread for 2 weeks and kept shilling for everyone to use it, when that didnt work you went out of your way to bitch to jannies and proclaimed them as gods LMAO
Since autism is a spectrum, that would imply 1 super giga nigga autist, the most autistic autist, the autist above all - and that's OP kwab
>>2284075don't forget the time he got his discordtroon friends to post with him>>2245878>>2245879>>2245881
>>2284075>>2284076>>2284079Same person againSaving schizo "receipts" is not very sane. Get help.
>>2284084
^pure projection you mentally ill schizo
>>2284087He always does this, whenever multiple people call out his BS he accuses them of samefagging. It's all so tiresome now.
nigga really be mad because the OP doesnt have 1 million links kwab
You know what? The next thread will be with links. To prove you're not a seething giga-autist, you won't create a link-less OP early, right?
>You know what? The next thread will be with links. To prove you're not a seething giga-autist, you won't create a link-less OP early, right?
^Case in point
>>2284097Why am I the seething autist? I literally just said I wanted to make a thread
>>2284103To prove you're not a seething autist, you wouldn't have a problem with the next thread's OP having links.
My onion is that an OP without a link to the previous thread and some pertinent information related to the game and current/upcoming events is incomplete. It is a bad look for the thread and community. If you can't bother to do more than type out hltv then you have the mind of a child and should probably leave thread creation to somebody who is capable of using their brain. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2284110I don't even get what his problem with links in the OP is. Seems like such a mundane thing to have a month long meltie about.
>My onion is that an OP without a link to the previous thread and some pertinent information related to the game and current/upcoming events is incomplete. It is a bad look for the thread and community. If you can't bother to do more than type out hltv then you have the mind of a child and should probably leave thread creation to somebody who is capable of using their brain. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2284118>monthyears
>>2284118I think its more like the guy is mad that someone other than him is making the thread lol
>>2284122Didn't this start like last month? I don't remember any such melties since the days of /ourchink/.
>>2284125that actually makes a lot of sense
>>2284125nah otherwise he'd make threads before anybody else. I lowkey like all those links, makes the thread look more official.
>>2284062>>2284075>>2284079>>2284122>>2284125He was so mad about links he made a new thread despite us already being 60 posts deep into the original thread.>>2251813
>>2284137I think >>2284125 is referring to the current OP of this thread, the one being anal about links.And I agree, a detailed OP looks presentable. I'm all in favor of making a detailed OP for the next thread.
>>2284075>picthat's me lolit still stands: get fucked
>>2284140nope, im reffering to the guy having a meltdown and posting random message pics he saved on his pc from previous threads like a schizo tranny
Guys stop being so toxic and angry. Just look at this picture and it will calm you down.
>>2284159you are a faggot.
>>2284159niko's next victim
>>2284162I'm straight. I just find donk cute. Nothing gay about that.
>>2284165tsmtand even if you slip your dick inside his anus just make sure the balls don't touch
ENCE disbandered
>>2284165normalizing this is just wrong. faggotry shouldn't be a form of humour.
>>2284169>return to Finnish CSbased, they will save navi from aleksib
>>2284159Thx bro
>>2284173Calling somebody cute doesn't make you a faggot.
>>2284062you've posted a screenshot of my posti am not the op, and this is my first post in this threadand everything i said in that post is true, and it looks like the bitchfit has started again in this threadwhy are you trying so hard to thread police over an OP without linksit's very concerning behaviour
>>2284189look at the pic, faggot lover.
>>2284195>>2284146>least obvious samefaggingbro just move on
>>2284199i am not in the second screenshot
>>2284174sdy-Aleksib swap could actually be good for both
will you niggas be tuning in to jynxzi this friday? he'll be watching /ourplayer/ donk
>>2284237is he costreaming? hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeguurd aim guurd aimuuuuh okay thats got a little hithope he collabs with ohne too gold gold gold altaaa scheize manno
ever since I started following pro CS I've been a lot more fruity
its the subtick
>>2284383makes sense
Ever since I added faze stickers on my guns I started clutching more
>>2284387
>>2284387Do you think Niko's been spiking this lil nigga's drinks with estrogen every morning
>>2284425kyousuke's been taking estrogen himself to please niko
niko is straight
>>2284151Bro there's literal proof of you having a meltie over links, calling it schizo is just pure projection.
>>2284408....cockssorry I got too excited and hit enter before I finished my sentence
>>2284408Same. I can feel the faze magic flowing through my body whenever I'm the last one alive and I have my ak with faze antwerp stickers on it. I just go crazy and rape everybody.
>>2284408Same. I can feel the faze magic flowing through my body whenever I'm the last one alive and I have my ak with faze an twerp stickers on it. I just go crazy and get raped by everybody.
>>2284447damn faze haters really have fantasies like this all the time ??
>>2284444damn faze lovers really have fantasies like this all the time ??
should you always crouch shoot?
it's so weird how pro teams have strats named after teams"guys lets go navi this round"corny ass niggas bruh
>>2284455for me, its the toxic rat
Out of snus and the next pack will only arrive at the end of this week
>>2284452yes if you want to get shat on by people strafing
We need a Legacy vs Astralis final to save pro cs.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/518615049848225874YUGE UPDATE
>>2284494i pray every day that all valve devs are raped to death
>>2284494xDwhat the other anon said
In Agartha there's no taxes..
which gloves is we copping?
>>2284510They really went all in on adding the ugliest shit possible
>>2284510yooooo wtf new gloves holeeee crapperinoooooo!!!!!!
https://www.twitch.tv/jynxziI can't wait to see ohne's reaction my bruvs
>>2284513Those are dope
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixelWEARELIVE
>more skins>glove skinschinks must be happy, i mean they knew about this months ago, volvo even added chink themed gloves
actually a pretty good case
>>2284494>ohne went live at 1 am for thislmfao
>>2284558>ohne is fast asleep, dreaming about dona>suddenly his phone rings>his eyes still heavy, he picks up the call>"hallo, who's this?">"yo ohne it's yo boy jL">"what time is it ma drilla">"fuggadabadit there's a NEW CASE that's just dropped hop on right fucking now">"VAS?!?!?!?!?! WAIT IM COMING!!!!!"
YUGE HAPPENING!Broke boomers OUT!Skinchads IN!
valve is such a shit company man they just release random shit at the most random time i hope all the lawsuits against them win and we can't trade items anymore
crane flight looks the best
>>2284573surprises are better than an expected datekeeps you on your toes
thank you valve i will buy all these skins and use them in premie-
>>2284540HE GOT SOMETHIGN
These new gloves are f*king insane brooooooo
they changed this
>>2284584Does the CT smoke from the box still works?
>>2284584why tho
>>2284585yeah line up is the same
valorant 5 euro skin
p90 is kinda sexy
>>2284595where did u get dem crimsons from, pussyboy?
>>2284601anime trash
>>2284601nah that shit's corny
>>2284601you cant even see the anime girls face
>>2284603>>2284604I like corny sometimes>>2284605Can't you adjust viewmodel to make more of it visible?
Not feeling the awp much desu. AK and P90 were good.
Only the AK is goodthey need to pick better skins mang, ts ain't it
>>2284585its actually easier now desu
kek holy animeslopsame community that was hating on valorant constantly
This one is kinda cool
The kinda shit you get when you buy a gun from a vending machine in cyberpunk 2077It's not boring at least but that purplish on white is distracting for me.
based ohne getting the ak 2nd try
>>2284620at least 15k kids watching the stream already bought a 40 euro terminal from that reaction
Aren't they just giving you good shit on your 2nd/3rd try just to hook you?
easy money brudda
>>2284619Im tired of this anime sloppa garbage flooding the workshop and getting into the game. There's mega kino stuff that have been sitting in the workshop since 2023.
>>2284636Post some, we'll rate it.
all of these are chink inspired
>>2284639https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3575113549
>>2284650nicebut too aryan for the game
>>2284650indian on twitter starter pack
>>2284639https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3646189650
>>2284657nice
>>2284650Ok>>2284657Eh
what do the mappers and modders who get hired at valve actually do day to day? how is there no one willing to work on cs2 maps, an endeavor that would actually result in a finished product? I would think people want to release something instead of endlessly toil on shit that'll never see the light of day.
>>2284639
>>2284668they do small changes like the box in dust2 that don't even get documentedjust constant random shit
>>2284617>>2284619Honestly CS is deteriorating. They're flooding the game with these garbage skins at a time when people are already getting sick of the gameplay problems. Wonder how long this can go on for.
>>2284619
>>2284675>Wonder how long this can go on for.Forever, virtually. Those who play skins don't really play the game.
>>2284668I don't know where I'd read it but Valve employees don't work like your typical game devs. They hire employees who are given to work on what they choose and CS is clearly a very low priority for them. And there are no mappers and modders, when's the last time we got a fresh Valve made map? They just buy them from existing mappers like Fmpone and make adjustments on the go.>>2284680Nothing lasts forever. With the walls closing in on CS' gambling enterprises, they won't be able to keep up this infinite money glitch forever.
kino
>>2284684*free to work on
>>2284684>With the walls closing in on CS' gambling enterprisesI don't think they're actually going to lose the case.
>>2284712Not this case but the general anti-gambling sentiment in EU - their largest consumer base by far.
>>2284684I know how they're structured. I was thinking that people generally want to finish projects and see their work released and Valve is quite sparse on that aspect when it comes to their games so how could they not have even a few people who would take the opportunity to release something? But I see they only have ~350 employees so between Steam, hardware, HLX/Source 2, and Dota/CS/Deadlock there's probably too much opportunity for more interesting work than remaking old maps.
>>2284717I think their largest consumer base are still in the US+China.
>>2284717>>2284721Though losing EU would definitely hit their pockets.
>>2284721Probably China but even the Chinese are cracking down on gambling. You can see the tape they have to stick over their jerseys during tournaments in China + introduction of gaming regulations to curb addiction amongst children. I imagine gambling is one such "evil" they'll want to avoid. Not only that but if they banned skins they could easily force those same investors to finally invest in real estate inside the country.
>gets the ak on his second try>gets the awp on his fifth>now can't get shitYeah, I see what you're doing here Volvo.
>>2284748you have to be the biggest retard to buy 30 euro cases just to have the privilege to pay 200 euros if you get a knife
>>2284726>the Chinese are cracking down on gamblingMaybe now the Chinese scene will grow since they'll no longer have to kneel to the Triads
Looking at all the glove offerings for the first time and didn't realize how few there are and how most of them just suck yet they still cost hundreds of dollars. I'd like these I think.
congrats for the knife, jynxzi
any other max winners?
>>2284764Their scene is dead bro they had a decent run last year but now it's over.
because the chinks neglected to attend any events whatsoever this past season, both semperfi and thunderdownunder are both well within range of attending the major off this little local lan thats on right now
did they revert xbox change? just played and it's the old box
>>2284891No. You are hallucinating.
>>2284846and flyquest will lose to alter ego
>>2284930Welcome back /chinkanon/, you were dearly missed.
>>2284718why make new maps when the playerbase won't play it? esports is the greatest thing to happen to valve because they just have to make sure things are running smoothly there and the casuals will happily keep playing dust2 and mirage forever. Things make more sense when you view 5v5 cs as a traditional sport where changes are minimal and the people constantly pissing and shidding themselves do so because they think they're playing your average AAA multiplayer game
>>2284932Even then there's no need to hire developers to make new maps, they've already outsourced it to the community. For a small one time fee of a $100k, which is less than chump change for them, they can buy any map they want.
>>2284931not him but they clearly shitting thesmelves rn
I bought a pulsar mouse and its so slippery I can't even hold it as securely as I want. I'm a fingerprintless griplet
grat on a revenge tour, holy
been away from this thread a few months and it's only gotten worse, first like 100 posts are incomprehensible and of no value whatsoever you guys really fucked up a good thing for no reason. you made a system where you spend all your time talking to people you hate about things that don't matter but make you mad with a thin veneer of cs on top. just a waste of what was a nice thread, once upon a time
>>2285003boo hoo
HOLY FUCKKKKKKKK
HES PORTUBRAZY
>>2284960FQ is 2023, we stan thunderdownunder now.
>>2285005autist
how do you choke that
fuck meat least grat looks good
man how do you lose to a paki stand in? disband fq already
>>2285031>paki stand in>old man polish talent>universe dominator boros>gratisfaction in 2019+7unbelievable, kicking sexter and alichad really did a number on fagquest
Flyquest...in the major!!
thunderdownunder is ass wtf
>>2285024you're doing the exact same thing you're complaining about retard, thread always goes to shit between events anyways
>>2284932your anubis and ancient?
+cache or I kill CS in 2027
>>2285175kill cs? how do you plan on doing that little boy?
>>2285179Mind control Gay Ben and make him order Valve to delete every skin in the game and litigate against every CS gambling site/company
>>2285181Fair enough. Goodluck on your mission
#FaZeUp
>>2285187lmao they're not even winning a draculan
>>2285188Faze vs Liquid is going to be great
remember when you could control bots in comp?
>>2285200I sometimes press E when I spectate my teammates
>>2285200i remember screaming at my friends to not join after crashing because the bot was still alive, good times
>>2285199>belgrade bootcamphow big are the chances they rent a house across parivision for mental damage
>>2285200Made winning 4v5 possible, why the fuck did they remove that
>>2285230because your worse friend could just leave to get the top fragger another life
We're back, Scrawndersbros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYG76ohixa0
>>2285325nattea? nice, she's great at dota events
>>2285325scrawnders? nice, they're always great
>>2285325>ok>ok>who?>bad>horrible>horrible>horrible>horrible>horrible>washed>goodblast never misses
>>2285325>NatteaHmm but like I've never seen her at any of the CS events. Dotards only.
>>2285325do we really need three clout chasing engagement baiters on the desk?
it's time to face reality: dupreeh is a bad analysthe got a pass and a pat on the back for being on astralis and being a decent guy, but as it's always with the danes, he played jack shit in int. squads to chisel out the hot potato out of his mouth like cadiaN and his analysis is just boring statswank with no strong points made since he was never an IGL (on the contrary, gla1ve said he had to dumb down tactics for his low iq ass before the game)
>>2285344>Danish accent = potato in mouthkek
>>2285325anders is kinda washed, but henryg's mind is fried from all the drugsjust get some newfag to be anders' co-caster, that duo just doesn't work
>>2285325the biggest reason dota talents are so fucking dogshit right now is because the pros and the talent itself invited dick sucker groupies to important positions in the scene, one of those dick riders is nattea who started her "talent" career by fucking a guy from ESL and not by grinding 1 view streams in twitch like everyone else. the bitch is so fucking bad at asking questions that i rather have thorin, kassad, pimp or even dupreeh asking the question and being the desk hostill be watching the brazilian madhousetv broadcast instead of this shitshow, would rather not understand a single word but feel the sovl than listen and watch this garbage
>>2285388>dota talents are so fucking dogshit right nowThey've been the same forever if you don't count redeye and tobi.
>>2285388talents are shit because dota is a dead game. nobody watches or plays that slop anymore
>>2285415Talents are fine. Some are better, some are worse. Same as CS. Dota is kind of on its way out though.
https://www.twitch.tv/frankieour queen is live!
>>2285388how'd nattea's dota career start with an ESL dicksuck if her first dota event was SEA qualifiers organised by beyondthesummit?
>unironically discussing """talent"""holy kek
>>2285457we are in a thread discussing esports, it's inherently cringe but that is ok and therefore based
>m80 grouped out of roman cupthis region...
>>2285056That wasn't me complaining, autist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG2zhPsWhAo
>>2285492>no Goatwoo
>>2285495Brother, it's a good thing HumbleWoo is giving these peasants a chance.
>>2285492Man f0ze is so pathetic they get raped despite having Spirit on their team and Furia playing with their coach instead of Molodoy.
Donk fears inferno
>>2285589When donk joins Falcons he's going to make Niko learn overpass. Inferno will become the perma ban
donk on cache... vgh... imagine...
>>2285596Might even be better than THA CS GOAT SHROUD
This is my dream team...
>>2285656is that tn1r on top? he looks like rain
how to save f0ze
>
>>2285660donk is 10 milli and sh1ro aka the second coming of device is 5 milli
i hate cs2 so fucking much changed my router settings for an hour and i still cant play
>>2285665unc...
>>2285668i really wish it was a im too retarded to change my settings problem
I can usually get a 2.0 kdr in deathmatch but that's not translating into winning duels in comp. grind aim trainers or do people do anything else to work on that aspect?
#resurrection @FURIA
>>2285694you are hopeless
>>2285696I'm trying t_t
I miss AWRA so much bros
4/5 of these guys are big streamers right? well deko used to be a t2 pro.
RISING AWP STAR JESPER WECKSELL
>>2285694watch demoyou can probably shoot well but aren't approaching fights correctly or something like that, see how you lose fights in 5v5
Will knife skins crash again or should I buy now?
>>2285828how big is his dong do you reckon
fuck cs2 who even needs that shit
>>22858871.6 maps were so fucking big man, you feel like an ant playing now
>>2285887Sick gloves unc.
>>2285852second biggest dong in cs
>>2285894are they actually bigger or are they just emptier?
>>2285902
>>2285895ayo what's his float??
>>2285904is it bigger?
>>2285908yes
>>2285916kinda, but mostly just wider and less cluttered
s1mple kino tomorrow, and also some quarter finals or something
DAMN..........
>>2285720you must be russian because I see a bunch of t4 WHOs. I have heard of strogo though because he shows up in those faceit demo edits sometimes
>>2285828Proper hit registration is unc coded and unnecesary, did you see how pretty the new graphics look though?
>>2285978i think theyre all like top 10 russian streamers
>>2285994fucking kuroko and kaneki man when are russians going to evolve past 2010s
>>2285974unc has it in him, i believe...
what's the update
>>2285995
>>2285994do none of these nigga hit their 20s and think maybe I ought to stop having an edgy and or catboy anime pfp? It's gay and cringe to do it at 14 but how do you get nearer to 25 and still think "ts is so tuff"?
Only chad teams main Inferno: Vitality and Legacy
>>2286023I actually like tokyo ghoul I was reading it on going but move on put some fucking jjk pfp or read another edgy manga
>>2286025Zywoo would never
>>2286063
>>2286068HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>2286068thats my fuckin goat
goatwoo wears the most cultural impact anime going on rn meanwhile d2nk is still on arima
>>2286068That's selling a product not larping as an anime character online dough
>>2286068That hoodie looks so cheap
>>2285826Buy a new monitor instead
>>2286081they are
>2285660>fattigankys
>>2285901I just know you're dying for someone to ask you who has the biggest dong, homo.
>>2286142its well known that hunter has a very very very large penis though
>>2286068That doesn't even look like FatWoo doebeit.
f0ze is the bbc team
>>2286174based shiro
will changing monitor from 170hz to 240hz improve me from 10k?
>>2286174ofc that's what vitranny fans are thinking about KEK
https://www.dust2.us/news/71618/ogwizard-celebrates-receiving-us-citizenship-check-out-the-potential-benefits-for-his-cs2-careerNew NA awper just dropped
>>2286213this guy sucks asst. knower
How do we save AU CS
>>2286217Move them all to Europe
>>2286217go back to importing na
>>2286174i didn't know broky was a weebalso ropz was the last player of Vitality i expected to have Vitality logo on the pfp lol, i guess he likes the team that much
>>2286217Either get a time machine to 10 years ago to fix it now by somehow moving thousands of australian children to somewhere in eastern europe and have them grind eu faceit for 60% of their life's waking hours, or do that and wait ten years then maybe you'll have a team as good as foot
>>2286188170 is enough to reach level 10
>>2286174>kingbobif you have to call yourself king you're no king, fatty
>>2286238hope she sees this ahh post
>>2286248????? get on the stairmaster fatty
>>2286248https://www.instagram.com/reels/DVBpVFlAS8m/
>>2286251who are you talking to bud? you're in a thread with 7 unique ips at best. If you want him to notice you you're gonna have to start spamming hourly threads on hltv or something.
>>2286188ropz made fpl on 60hz 45 fps
Its borky and jcobb pulling across the line
does anyone have the faze pushing car pasta
>>2286263he cheated dough
>>2286188I went from 144hz to 240hz. Only thing that changed was my enjoyment of the game
>top 10 teams last minute signups to poverty lans to retain stage spots>navi at PCC3>aurora at draculan6kek what a mess
>>2286334Its good for the tier 2 scene
>>2286336i disagree
>>2286288it was real in my mind
I won't regret the upgrade right
>>2286354Oh no no no hahahaha
>>2286361Explain...I can still refund it...
>>2286373
>>2286383I should have bought the Pro 2 Lightspeed refresh instead huh, now I'm just a small brown Jordanian boy
>>2286388No boardzy said it sucked
>>2286391He'd also say my crusty old G Pro Wireless is ass too and I loved it. I just want a modern mouse with a similar shape and left handed or ambidextrous. This is the only left handed ergo mouse I've found that's current
>>2286258could've shed 5 calories on the stairmaster instead of yapping here, fatty
>>2286336>>2286340hope they all get raped and don't make it to the major, amen
Navi to win in devastating fashion
here's to actual t1 teams raping faze out of major contention at the t3 locals
opened 2 terminals, got this, then was too broke to buy another pass so used my last 3 points on a charm and got lil boo xdboth holographic, it was meant to be
>>2286532cheers nigga
Faze and Liquid failing to qualify for the major will cure my erectile dysfunction
Donk will never beat zywoo because inferno makes him shit his pants
>>2286572he just needs to wear his shitting pants
Aleksi my tax cheat goat
monkey style rape incoming
End of the road for mongolz
>>2286174karrigan has the best pfp, if only he was as smart as armin because he already has his firepower equivalent
Aleksi finna fraud his way to victory let's go
Navi nation is here#BornToWin
what a poverty stage
Hagfu spotted
FIRE THAT PHOTOGRAPHER WTF
>wait for mongolz to lose ancient>bet on mongolz to winI'd say it's a 50/50 game, but odds are gonna be great
jLiquid waiting room
I've seen enough, I'm closing the stream.
Lets go Bobi!
FUCK THESE CHEATER FAGGOT CHINK CROWD KICK THEM OUT
legit crowd cheating
gypsy bum
>>2286633>>2286632is it worse than cluj?
>>2286635Yes, the "arena" is a bingo hall
>>2286635it's not bad, people just love complainingmight get worse when the crowd gets bigger tho
suffering from crowd cheating is just a skill issue on the part of the org for not having enough fans really.perhaps navi shouldn't have kicked s1mple.
Kick iM this motherfucker SUCKS
navi you bumsbut wp 910
>>2286613I want to kill millions of my sperm boys on her face's wrinkles
aleksi must be like>they're gonna bench me because this gypsy faggot has 60iq
ALEKSI PAY YOUR TAXES
>>2286646there are no taxes in Agartha lilbro
The Finngolian losing to the real deals?
NAVIAVI
makazze monkey style rape
>My baby blue...
>>2286659Good, that team needs to die and Frozen needs to live.
>>2286659unfortunately, they'll make itthese calculations aren't perfect, Liquid was like 25% chance for the last major and they still managed to get in
the tri cast of spunj henry and hugo is feeling a little crowded
>>2286667I expect a bunch of fixed matches in these tier 3 lans to get the big name teams a guaranteed spot in the major.
>>2286669just pretend henry and hugo are the same person.
Lets go navi
>>2286672lol yeah, but even thenit's just a tiny bit too much
https://www.twitch.tv/jlcs2We're about to begin
>>2286679there is no way this corny nigga hired dima to stream on his channel to watch his match
nigga........what is this tier5
>>2286685EZ for Liquid
>>2286687>Liquid*GayMen Gladiators
>>2286685I've just checked and these niggas will play 4 bo1 todayI know the opposition is tier5, but this could easily go wrong for them
I've seen enough, Navi is winning the whole thing.
ok this crowd is pissing me off, they are so fake its pathetic
MongolZ = Mongolian MOUZ
Liquid doubters status???
>>2286695Fuck you too man
And Navi suddenly forgot how to aim, all of them
Mongolz...
avoiding nades is for losers or what?
2 haitch peee
>No VitalityI dont watch Tier 2 tournaments
>>2286602Told you niggas.Gypsy Crusader iMCHAD and his Gypsy Executioner Makazze are on a rampage. Either Navi or God's chosen Mouz, #MouzelTov, is winning this tournament.
one and a half hours for next game
mongolzbros...
LIQUID DOUBTERS!??!???
Mongolz didn't bring their dad coach with them. If dad was here they'd have won.
>>2286717>>2286698blown the fuck outLiquid is #BACK
bunch of boring games to get through before we can watch gigachad kick donkey out of this tournament.
Wake me up when the GOAT plays today
why are they making magixx IGL through his pregnancy? it's not good for the baby!
>>2286727he's about to be on
>>2286729>No youtube streamGay
>>2286729No chance against the Aryangentinians
>>2286728who's the father?
>>2286736niko ofc
holy shit JL is owning in Liquid, he's so back!
t3 teams need to pay to enter these shitty tourneys? how the fuck do they even have money, need to also constantly travel to portugal brazil etc
>>2286744bro they get free money from easy non-EU Major spots
elige 6 kills - broke ass nigga who can barely aimjL 5 kills - HOLY SHIT HES SO BACK VITALITY TAKE HIM OVER FLAMEZ RIGHT NOW
>>2286746yeah but you need to fly pay 2k euros to enter and win to qualify in the first place
Liquid finna bussin frfr
Damn, Liquid's resorted to shitting on poor t2 teams to survive
>>2286762COPE#LIQUIDISHERE
>>2286764Thoughts on Malbs?
>>2286765A cool bloke sometimes
>>2286765Doctor Mario is gonna DOMINATE in Liquid
>>2286765what did he know
GODpayus bros we're still in this shit!!
Can you not download demos with casting for majors anymore? I can't seem to find anything online and the demo tab ingame just takes me to the pick 'em page.
>>2286778i dont think they have been doing ingame casting for years but i might be wrong
I forgot that Furia didn't make it and these brazilians did
>>2286775Knowers are here
>>2286775They dropped the wrong guy
>He has a 1.05 rating since the start of 2025, compared to a 1.13 in 2024. In 2026, the aggressive rifler has fallen further to a 1.02 rating, and just 0.94 against top 10 opponents.What a pick up for liquid, huge
no one cares about this shit
I can't wait for the esl game to start
a roster change?in this economy?
>>2286787>Work day>1 pm>Navi vs Mongols>Legacy vs AuroraCS doesnt start until 4 pm today
>>2286791the real question now is if the new rosters can get enough LAN wins
>>2286794please don't reply to obvious bait
>>2286794CS starts at 18:00 today
https://x.com/CSLostArchive/status/2032140613521731968>karrigoat can't fra-
>2010
>>2286794Legacy Vs Aurora is quite the match if you've watched the last 2 matches. Aurora usually wins but there's never a one sided map.
Malbs under Taz was a world class player, just sayin...
>>2286800How do I get my CS2 to look this sovlfull?
fuck the haters
mongolz had an entire chink crowd just to get raped 0-2
>>2286823The first one was competitive at least. The second one was pretty much this game happening right now.
turks are shooting hard atmlooking forward to semis against astralis
RIP Malbs' career
https://x.com/TeamLiquidCS/status/2032441855632359446LIQUIDISHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2286834>tradeso nertz goes to g2
>>2286834Which Americas team loses their spot in the major cause Liquid is NA again
>>2286838https://x.com/G2CSGO/status/2032441644868333716indeed
yeah we're watching this with jlegend
6-0 to 6-10 lol
Turkbros...
>>2286856More like 6-0 to 6-13.
>>2286860you jinxed it
>>2286860Yeah? What now?
6-0 to 8-13
Malbs, the doctor, died after the failed operation.
I think it's Astralis v MOUZ/Navi finals. And MOUZ/Navi winning it.
this round was sick
NAFFERS RISE UP
yekindar on jls channel
Im starting to think g2 are evil guysif they truly were good guys they would all leave g2 instead of kicking goatlbs
>>2286872uh oh
Glad Liquid got their major spot honorably
Liquidbros..?
why are you rushing top mid last round you portugese fucksjust go b and abuse siuhy again
>>2286886its okay their opponent threw. Deserved Liquid OT
>>2286886...we're still in this!
>>2286888>>2286889
Shitquid...
oh nonono
LET'S FUCKING GOGET FUCKED LIQUIDYOU SHITTERS
SHARTIMATE
OH NO NO NO NO NO
jesus christ
monkeys>roaches
liquid is gonna get into major through na anywaychill
Isn't Liquid in the major anyway with the Malbs pick up?Liquidbros stay WINNING
SAVE NAF FROM POLES
...Liquid is still able to get in via Americas even after that loss right
>>2286920it's impossible to not make it through na
>>2286914Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
LOST TO THE WORST TEAM IN THE GROUPgaimin i will never call you gaymen ever again if you beat liquid
>>2286924we were just trolling one game4-1 for liquid
Damn, soulfly's Swedish is on point.
>>2286930what? did he speak swedish?
>>2286933Near Eastern dialect of Swedish
come on HEN1you're not washedyou beat up american shitters all the time like 8 years ago
Do FUT speak english or russian in their comms?
>>2286949yes
>>2286949They speak FUTA langauge.
FAZE NIGGAS WHERE WE AT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vGDmG1qWdY
>>2286961>spirit wasn't trying!!!!!!
>>2286949Why would they speak russian
naf is better awper than pootimate
my moussies playing soon :)
>>2286174>helvetic if this is zontix this is pure fucking kino
>>2286966>3 ukrainians>1 lithuanian>1 kosovan There is like 80% chance they all know russian. Krabeni would be the only one who is unlikely to know russian at all, but if he speaks serbian it would be easy to adapt
let's go brollan
>>2286976You're fucking stupid. Please stop asking stupid questions. Every non-CIS squad uses English, unless it's a 5 stack of the same nationalities (Legacy, Aurora, Mongolz etc)
>>2286979??????????????????? why are you so fucking mad lol
>>2286974should be him yeah
>>2286980Because you're asking stupid questions, man.
holy shit mouz finally has some fans
>>2286983ok butthurtbelter
got banned from hltv again :(
liquid made groups :)haters?
GAIMINGAMINGLIQUIDNOT
tonight i will goon to futa
Today im into futa i guess
>>2286961why is broky so happy
>mouz fans
>>2286961>magixx not talking at allwhat a complete boring faggot what happened to him? he used to be the vibes guy even zontix is more into it
xd
>>2286976Launx is RomanianKrabeni is grew up in independent Kosovo and he probably doesn't speak Serbian at all, and even if he did Russian is hard to learn for Serbian speakers especially for an IGL who has to talk non stopdziugss is also young and many Lithuanians since independence don't know Russian at all, there's only a possibilityon top of that, the coach who has to listen to comms is Hungarian.so 80% is more like 40% at bestNavi with jL made more sense to talk in Russian than FUT
>>2287005>Launx is Romanianaha makes sense, for some reason i didnt realize there was a romanian in the team and i didnt think of coach at all. Makes sense.
>>2287005>independent Kosovokassad wants to know your location
i hope marsborne wins their last lan and rapes liquid out of the majorthese lucky fucking faggots literally almost got grouped by 1 round differential lmao
go go go go go
when are they replacing this fraud?
liquid were 1 round away from being grouped
>>2287017will he join jynxzi during the spirit game?
>>2287019intentional
easy for FUT if demon and cmtry show up
it's up
FUCKING MOUZ ARE CHOKING AGAINUNABLE TO GET SIMPLE FRAGSPECHO FRIOS
>sissiesKWAB
good guys are winning!
once siuhtty is gone who do they get
>hold pixel perfect angle>shoot after a whole secsimply based
DISBAND >MOUZ DISBAND >MOUZ DISBAND >MOUZ
In only 4 days all kids are banned from playing gacha games or games that have lootboxes here in Brazil
brollan fraud? siuhy was better..
SEND THEM HOMESEND THEM HOMESEND THEM HOME
>>2287050it was a skill issue in the end. contant whiffing. spinx level dropped on t side, wertion is still the same pussy bitch when it becomes a bit harder.
DISBAND>MOUZDISBAND>MOUZDISBAND>MOUZ
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? I CLOSED THE STREAM WHEN MOUZ WAS UP 13-5, WENT TO TAKE A SHITE, CAME BACK AND FUT WAS 13-11 WHAT THE FUCCCCCCCCCCCCK
mouz have choked the first map multiple times this tournament already but still won.nothing to worry about.
11-5 lead is the most dangerous
>>2287009kek
>>2287065you mean there is plenty to worry about
>Spinx: "We believe that one win can change everything" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAnigga left Zywoo for this
Its over, the mentality is gone
>>2287074>>2287076KWAB
HELL YEEAAAAAH
liquid will be good again... malbsmd was top10 rifler
>liquid's best player is the guy who's been sitting on his ass for monthsholy
Xertions tits are massive
>>2287092>mein fuhrer... the guatemalan's rating is 1.02...
>>2287098khazar milkers
Everyone relax, overpass is mouz's playground.
Navi-FUT on stage would be kino, i hope they can do it
I root for parivision fut falcons navi any other eastern european teameveryone else can eat shit pooria eats shit because of molodoy, otherwise i root for kekindar alone but i want them to lose.
fut astralis grand final
oh i like astralis as well and maybe ENCE if they bring all finnish team back
you should get at least 7 rounds on your t side map pick
Everyone relax, overpass CT side is mouz's playground.Ez4Xertion
>>2287111you're confusing it with Passover
5-7 is the most dangerous lead
>>22871395-7 is being down 2 rounds
>>228708610 years from now kids will tell you jL is the GOAT because he's that much more popular and retarded than donk or zywoo
dziugss noo
These fut niggas are throwing some easy rounds
STOP THROWING NIGGERS
nice 5v3 loss
>>2286174zontix more like GODtix
Why is YNk such a bitter little man? He needs to get HEEMED
>>2287174he needs to get killed
Hagfu
LMAO THIS YNK FAG GETTING RAPED ON CS TRIVIA
lmao ynk got cooked
>Spirit got raped by betboomIt's genuinely over. Not their day today.
>>2287186wrong thread lil broski
-jcobb+MaiL09
>antagonist might win
>>2287182>>2287183what happened?
state of jimiwhat was that bomb defense???
>>2287202Semen retention is fucking with his presence of mind
FORCE BUY WARS MEGA KINO
HOLY SHIT THE STRATS ARE OUT THE WINDOW THEY ARE JUST BRAWLING NOW
what happens if mouz lose?
>>2287215nothingb ecause they're still the #2 team
I'm getting triggered by the FUT players celebrations. with their little fists together like some t-rex or something.
>>2287215i open the champagne
ooftorzsi flashing himself, could have been embarassing
>>2287215They'll be raped for hours back at MOUZ HQ in Germany
>>2287219kek basedbut seriously i can't think of a less likeable top team than this Mouz in history of CSthey're not even villains like old fnatic or this Vitality, there literally have NOTHING going for them
I don't see mouz winning.it's over.
This might be the most entertaining mouz match in recent times
i have said it many timestorzi to g2
LFG FUT
>>2287228also 2 jews who are hardcore zioniststhey are worse than unlikeable, save Torzsi is all im gonna say
Xertion can't even trade 28 hp player in murder hole
if mouz get eliminated here, it's fucking over. they need to make a change asap. jL when?
nt fut but you needed more rounds because here comes mouz ct
Why does he do this
deep
mousissies?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2287235Israeli tier list?
damn mouz really going out like this huh? if astralis gets it done today I might cum all over the room
>>2287249SHUT UP
End of the road for MOUZ
MR KRABS MAKING MONEY
I dont say it often but... RAPE
mouz really are auraless.I hated the term but if you consistently choke in playoffs then you really are just a bunch of lame nerds.
SEND THEM HOME
I root for mouz because I identify with them, I'm ugly, a failure, an underachiever, I disappoint everybody.
That guy yelling I HATE MOUZ is my spirit animal
>>2287260>underachieverIt only applied to people who actually tried to accomplish something
>>2287258It really is a mental thing. They lost to fucking f0ze on budapest after destroying them all year round. This team is full of mental midgets.
kwab
is he really good?
12-4 is the most dangerous lead
AND A PLAYER MOONWALKS RIGHT INTO SPINX'S CROSSHAIR, WHAT A MAGNIFICENT FRAG FROM ISRAEL'S FINEST
mouz still looking like they might take it
>>2287264
If MOUZ comes back I'm gonna cum all over the floor
SURELY NO THROW INCOMING
DO YOU FEEL IT TOO DON'T YOU?
SURELY YOU WONT THROW IT HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
Yeah okay the joke is getting old. Wrap it up futniggers.
THEY'RE WINNING THE CROWD
Just put me on a suicide watch if they lose this
LMAO
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg
TORZSI TIME TO CRY
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAO Just to rip them apart on the last roundFucking brutal, beyond based.
LETS FUCKKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DISBAND MOUZ>MOUZ DISBANDDISBAND MOUZ>MOUZ DISBANDDISBAND MOUZ>MOUZ DISBAND
AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHA
KWAB
BULLSHITthis FUT team won't survive the major, most of their players will be bought
ez
brollan...
brollan, the faggot, is crying
>THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER>THAT'S ME IN THE SPOT-LIGHT>LOSING MY SEMI SPOT
yeah those guys will have a great cs career.
-jcobb+lauNX
goat
The raped
>I CAN'T WIN
Launx to Falcons
Spinx and xertion are gonna get mobilized after this loss :)
mousies :(
MOUZ is such a raped team. They have to make changes.
based ynk dropping the truthnukei mean we all know it but someone had to say it on air
>>2287343yeah he's a real one for it
>40 mins til puck dropBRO that's like 9:30 local time
Launx looks like roman cavalry masks.
>>2287350enjoy s0mple getting raped in the meantime
how do top fraggers barely have 1.0 kd and win top tournaments? I thought if I got like 2.0+ kd that would be great and I could win more but I don't know
>>2287357mazed retard
>>2287357this is why kills are a bullshit stat and round swing™ counts way more towards rating 3.0.2-beta™
>>2287357because if you had much more then every map would just 13-1
lol BCG suxno Major for them
s0mple kekkkkkkkkk
today i watched mouz vs fut map 3tomorrow i will watch navi vs fut maybe one map maybe all mapsi will play one premier maybe two premier this afternoon
Today im hooxing it
>>2287373based
>>2287373were rooting for d1nk with ohne and jynzxi
Watching bcgames is painful
how this match still hasn't startedgives me time to get high
>>2287375
45 minutes to start a match? Why do they do this? Just get on with it for fuck sakes
dude weed lmao
i know no one cares but i fixed my cs2 http error :) time to play premier at 14k and pretend i'm like my heroes
im watching BC.game match and holy shit s1mple looks like shit, dude's head is megabloated
i don't do weed i crush and sniff wellbutrin
>>2287392vodka is a clinical treatment for microcephaly
easy spirit win, donk masterclass.
6? Or 7?
>>2287392it's over
Spending a comfy night with my /cs2g/ bros.
Kind miss when I only played casual or 24/7 servers with music blaring unable to hear anything other than gunshots.
HOLY COMBOVER
>>2287413Your tendies, bro?
>>2287414awp: ondeagle: onnightcore: onyep..time to have fun
based ynk trying to jinx spirit
PHZY RAPE
THE PHZ IS LOOSE
RELOADS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUCHAD
Spirit changed sitting order? it looks like magixx and donk switched spots
theyre really playing at 10 pm first map lmao
>>2287432i meant tn1r* not magixx
HOLY RAPE HAHAHAHAHA
>>2287433sucks for teams, can't even wrap up the game early to eat at the restaurant with the bros
sp0r0t
JABBI MY INCEL GOD I FORGIVE YOU FOR BACKSTABBING CADIAN IF YOU KILL D2NK AND THE FAT TRANNY TODAY
4 rounds in a hally calls a timeout lol
>>2287447tech timeout next round too
>>2287447kwabechoes of the Parivision game from Bounty
PHZYTUBE
nice phzy but he fucked up, just hide bro.
magix is so fucking lost
>>2287453why he so red though
people are just not ready to accept that dust2 is now a ct sided map. he keep seeing CT stomps on that map.
>niggas think this will beat Vitalityholy KEK
does wearing a sleeve on your mouse arm help a lot??
Are you hooxing it?
jynxzi is in love with phzy
The fat tranny is no match for the giga chad
SHUTDOWN
Staehr, phzy and ryu the new 3 musketeers
>>2287464reduces the drag, depends of how you hold the mouse
classic esl scirpting, esl gotta farm those high concurrent viewers Spirit brings XDjyncxi and ohne having 100k alone together lolspirit gonna lose first map, or they now gonna get average up for this shit event.
wait why are spirit players sitting that way? they changed.
>>2287472im 100% sure they delayed the match because of those 2 but they arent scripting shit
>>2287472damn he was cute. it's over now.
>>2287472ESL tech pauses, loads the new script to get spirit 5 rounds.T get the max amount of rounds now
BLYAT DELETE A VEE PEE
whoever is unironically rooting for Spirit is a soulless bastardyou believe in:>projects, nepotism, ESL shilling, saudí corruption, mental retardation and degenerate activities like vapingwhereas Hooxi's followers believe in:>hard work, overcoming failure through strength of will, dominating performances, loving of animals, equestrianship, true love for the fans and fanatical embracing mistakes to make yourself better
>>2287483Based!
>>2287480avocado shaped face
>d2nk
>>2287483trvke
I've seen enoughit's time, make the call Spirit
just one more dry peek bro please bro just one more
>>2287489-magixx+karrigan
>that desperate swing on shortlol donk is finished
magi is red as a tomato tf
>>2287494he knows this is his last chance at pro cs, who the fuck would get himhe cant igl he cant do whatever he was doing before
nice one tap donk is awake now.
chopper died for this
what the fuck does hally do
>>2287494glitched anal beads, he's constantly climaxing and trying to hold it
ryu and magixx are red af do they have some anti fat toxin going on
>>2287499shiro and zontix get all the resources but they dont do anything all gameits literally donk go kill, if donk doesnt get 2 entries its literally over lmao
phzywOo
>>2287500>what the fuck does hally do
No more chopper with his tech pauses into smoke spams killing 3ppl every round.No more wins
The face of a man staring at the bench dead in the eyes
if spirit had balls they'd get frozen.
>see 3>instantly jump backlmfao
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
donk leaves by eoy
>>2287519and it worked kek
>>2287509and magixx doesn't look too good either...
STAEHRAPE
fucking hell
magix on the fucking verge of crying
ct sided map
>donk last alive saving his awpwasn't on my bingo card
Double AWP into get bodied lmao
eto over
donk not killing all there means hes washed
>>2287536look a the set ups spirit is running>clos anti>shiro jiggles?>magix far away with a flash in his hands?wtf is this
STAEHRAPE STAEHRAPE STAEHRAPE STAEHRAPE STAEHRAPE STAEHRAPE STAEHRAPE STAEHRAPE STAEHRAPE STAEHRAPE STAEHRAPE STAEHRAPE STAEHRAPE
fr what was tien doing there
ynk absolutely enjoys rinsing Spirit (and Mouz before that) kek
Holy shit spirit is done lmao
I wish it was zywoo raping donk rnI wanna see jynxzi completely silent over it kek
Spirit is done. Who's gonna stop vitality?
>does nothing>somehow extends his #1 race lead even further
#_______AreHere
why does it feel like chopper would have done better lol
Yeah, okay.
the goat rifler debate just endedd2nk prime = 2 yearsGOATko prime = 8 years
ropz >
>donk will be tilted and gonna run mid every single round and eat 75 util damage Check this out.
>>2287564comrade Xi Wu
nigga is blind
magix is such a vibe merchant XDwhat a wiff
lmao magixxx
lmao magixx on the pistoland did nobody from Spirit comm to donk that ryu's head is visible on the rightthey bootcampped and skipped a tournament to play like this, holy kek
send magixxx to the grease factory
JABBA
zz
JABBI
turn magixx into glue
zontix and shiro are baiting all game but they cant do anything WTF ARE THEY DOING
CHADS
>live rape happening for over an hour on stream in Stockholm>police is still nowhere nearSweden truly has fallen...
I owe chopper an apology. I didn't know how much worse magixx's calling would be.This also proves hally is a massive fraud and tn1r has the IQ of a professional boxer 25 years into his career
>>2286775>>2286777>>2286784Fuck that fat fuck saw atp I'm convinced paypal is his secret gay lover
>>2287092Kek
So.... Sp0r0t...
spirit might be cursed with the pro league
>>2287464It helps with consistency across all environments/conditions
sad chud
>>2287046As a Mouz fan I agree, this shit needs to go. But not sure who/what the problem even is, other than Brollan's T side IGLing.
it's over. spirit got this.
3 kills for donk or lose
Just In: Counter Strike top analyst P.I.M.P. says that FaZe are IRRELEVANTDo you agree?
>>2287624poche mo blyat...
lmao this lucky bot tn1r
NTR should consider going full Vegeta
Holy fuck zont1x has done absolutely nothing on mid every round
PHZY ACE
Hooxgod will win a trophy before Shitko.
>>2287648hes baiting donk every round cant get a single kill and shiro is baiting his entire team and has done even less LMAO
>>2287651young f0rest
>>2287653HooxGod vs Maj3rLoadWho will win his deserved trophy
what do I do if I end up ranked under 10k?
>astralis when people start to say vitality are on their way to surpass them
OOOOOH BABYYYYYY
okay how do you call that without using the word "rape"
>>2287660new account
>>2287665it's not rape when the orifices offer no resistance
PREMIER TIER ROUND HOLY SHIT
phzy has been hitting some absolutely ridiculous shots all day holy fuck
Yea this is rape
tn0r 0s so sh0t
spirit just gave up
THAT ROUND ON 11-4 HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHWHAT THE FUCK IS THISTHIS TEAM HAD A BOOTCAMP OF MORE THAN A MONTHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
m0gixxx head red like a tomato
>TEAM SHITRIT
What do you even say as spirit and mouz? No vitality, no falcons, literally the win was free. How do you even cope?
>>2287637p0mp talks, I sleep
>>2287637pimp talks, I bring my whole family to my screen to listen
>>2287685spirit can cope with really late start time
Classic esl scripting going on.i called it multiple times, random life games by jabbi and phzy back to back haha
>>2287685well that's the cope, vitality wasn't here, spirit and mouz knew it made the trophy worthless.
>>2287637*p*0mp is irrelevantFAZE UP
>>2287232many are saying this
when is p0mple playink
>>2287637that's not what the viewership tells
can they end already, i have to take a massive d2nk
uhhh is it slipping?
>>2287685Spirit at least can claim Astralis had a lifegame (and they kinda did desu)Mouz are just frauds
KEK KWAB
I apologize to Hooxi
This was really boring. Spirit can't play if donk isn't playing. Nothing has changed.
>>2287685everything working for astralis, luck, insta headshots.nothing worked for spirit. shiro, zontix, magix absolute bots.
bye bye magix
KWAB LOL
would magixx be smarter if he was thin
No wonder Skipit keep dodging Vita and GoatwooTS was so embarrassing kek
>lost to betboom>lost to astralisIn one day. Yikes!
>>2287713donk was an average entry fragger that match.Hence this is spirits level when they have an average player in that position instead of donk.Its getting sad.I am a diehard donk and spirit fan, but its time for donk to leave, hally isnt doing anything, spirit cant get a real IGL. So many issues that cant be fixed.
So, who are our guys for this event?
ego goblin gets kwab'd once againKEKAROOOOOOOO
>>2287721honestly right now, anyoneit went from a boring half online event to one of the most kino, today made up for the two weeks of online CS
>>2287720he has to leave, magixx has an igl after benching him, same for zontix. hally lost it.
>>2287721FUTA and Astralis (forma del internacional)
d2nk to falcons? haha nah bro who ever wanted that transfer? teses still got it haha
YA'LL SAID I WAS CRAZY
s1mple is about to be eliminated from Roman Cup in one of the easiest groups
FaZe donk
Faze put up a better fight against astralis. Whatever the fuck they were cookin on spirit there, it ain't it chief.
1 month no officialsskipping clujfirst bootcamp since 2024for this? monumental self rape from spirit
>>2287736they really lost against t5 gypsy team
>>2287736he's already eliminatedalliance/og are playing for the 2nd spot, nexus are 3-1 with their ffw
>>2287690>spirit can cope with really late start timespirit players are russian faceit ghouls, playing at 10 pm is like playing at midday for them
y'all laughing but what about his 75 kills on faceit uh????
>>2287742oh yeah you're rightlol
>>2287690Nah, there really is nothing to cope with. You know when your match is - you prepare for it. They just simply sucked because they either didn't prepare or they've got nothing. Worse teams who've struggled harder than Spirit in the past year put up a better fight vs Astralis.
>>2287754Hally's a fraud. Maggix is simply not experienced to be an IGL. There are probably more frauds in the management as well who are chewing through the money.
honestly felt that this astralis team could have beat anybody tonight. maybe they're entering their Furia phase just like furia had last year and they were simply the best for a few months because all their players were overperforming.
everyone on Spirit was terrible todaydonk includedhonestly made me think about something, i gotta give it to Mouz because they're practically a dead team that wanted to make changes in the winter but they still put up a fight. Spirit is a "revamped" team that should be hungry to win and they are fucking dead. what a disaster
where the russian reactions
>>2287768mouz are still deluded into thinking that winning one trophy might the solution for them to trigger something. like a couple making a baby to save their relationship.
>>2287771
>>2287778
>>2287779same energy
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2391606/eyeballers-vs-liquid-hyperx-roman-imperium-cup-vi
>>2287771I can give you the gist of it. >tongue in cheek comments about hally working hard and how spirit need to skip a couple more tournaments>one more IGL change>phzy was good>gigachad hooxy memes >no ideas, no playbook, nothing changes>shameful display>vitality made you a gift in a form of being absent and you still fucked it up>where the fuck was shiro (again)>Granny>Astralis. New Era?>notable signs of decay
>>2287783
CadiaN is about to whoop s0mple's ass
G2bwos...
and suddenly it's a huge opportunity for Navi to win something again
>>2287801wrong CS
>>2287809yeah just how it was mouz and spirit freest opportunity to win
navi junior (FUT) will humble blade.
fut clears this easily
>>2287816yes but Navi haven't been the favorite to win an event since 2024 ended and haven't won anything since autumn of that year unlike these other two, that's what i'm getting at
holy fucking KINO
this NAVI always lose against underdogs
>>2287838>check why is Tyloo not in the invite range>it's because they literally didn't play a single game in two monthswhat are those chiggas doing?
>>2287391I care lilbro good for you
how do i cash out my knife for monero
>>2287564I'm....I'm kneeling
>>2287616sp0r0tniggas will not like hearing this but h0lly is the problem
ash breaks down the 7 levels of fraud
>>2287637He lost so much weight which takes time and effort, f0ttigan could learn a thing or two from him.And he's right, no one cares about f0ze. Dead team. The final blow will be watching them get raped by t3 nonamers so they don't even make it to the major.
>>2287721I want Gyspy Crusader and Gypsy Executioner to win.
>>2287757this. h0lly should've been kicked alongside ch0pper
S0MPLEL
https://www.hltv.org/news/44082/bcgame-and-m80-eliminated-as-roman-imperium-cup-vi-reaches-playoffskwab ts yo goat p0mpletards?
>d0nkeykekekekekekekkkk
>>2287909
>>2287909Unlucky, his team mates are shit
>>2287909mid80 kinda fuckin sucks
>>2287913At what point will you stop blaming his teammates and accept that his current predicament is his own doing?
memba wen s0mple said his team fucking sucks and self benched and then they won a major
Russian reactions to Astralis vs Spirit:>chopper is useless, zweih isn't tier-1 material, as soon as we kick that trash it's gonna be E R A>need to skip a few more tournaments, can't figure out the problems without time>hally is just unlucky with captains, I think he should kick magixx and sit in his place for era>well that was easy>hally is gonna say this tournament didn't matter and that they need 6 more months to get used to magixx IGLing and tn1r>run donk run!!>I am sorry but this is horrible. Vitality made you such a gift and you can't even go past semis.>this lowtabber was supposed to be #1 last year?>clairvoyant hltv guys knew that if they gave donk #1 last year, their top 20 would look completely fraudulent due to donk becoming a top 20 player one minute into 2026, thus they made the controversial decision. finally the puzzle's complete.>I want you all to find every single analyst who said "+magixx is gonna be +ropz" or similar and forever remind them that they're low iq and should stop pretending that they're "analyzing" the game when they just collect paychecks saying shit>this is why benched players remain benched, guys, this isn't sports>OverWeight, what's the excuse now?>SIX SEVEN!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHA>it's okay guys, friday 13th, bad omen, didn't want to play this online tournament, didn't want to lose VRS by skipping!!!!!!!!>somehow this was more pathetic that pairvision and furia shitting themselves>0% winrate in playoffs for Spirit. BUT CHOPPER WAS BAD, BRING BACK GRANNY AND ZOOOOOONT1X)))))))))))>spirit are fuckmeat>donk to falcons so that I am done with this game
>>2287912jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus
>>2287928delete this image nighga
>>2287928>>SIX SEVEN!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAbased>>donk to falcons so that I am done with this gamethis
so where is the scriptfag? SPIRIT LOSE MAP 1 BUT THEY WILL UP THE HACKS ON ANCIENT TO GET THE MAXIMUM VIEWER COUNT YOU DONT GET IT THIS IS ALL ORCHESTARTED !!!!!!!!!!
>>2287877Navi is winning this, I can feel it in my boners.
my bro the_truth deleted his account on hltv :(was it because of donk's disasterclass or because he harassed spunj too much? are you here the_truth? I want to know!
>>2287951who
>>2287954some german dude on hltv forums.
>>2287951literally who the fuck is thatstop samefagging, nobody cares you deleted your account
I guess that loss finalizes PARIVISION > Spirit
>>2287960lmao I'm genuinely worried. well whatever. he'll probably comeblack with another account.
>>2287956No I mean who asked
d3nk
was I the only retard bothered by the new way the spirit players were sitting? why would they change? what if it affected them?
>>2287926tbf that was a highly fraudulent major
>>2287918I don't think he caresHe's semi-retired and he knows it even if he pretends otherwise. This is basically his MLS arc
playing retake is demoralizing
>>2288027okay nevermind he started rage hacking i thought he was just really good lmao
who asked?
>>2288036go back to hltv
>>2288038meant for >>2287951
>>2288038Why do you pretend like you don't browse both? Everyone who shits here is also there. They just don't say nigger.
>>2288049i dont actually, i just browse here watch ohne and play cshltv is only to see schedules and profiles
>>2288045I've been banned
hahahahaha d2nk and sp0r0t are so fucking trash nice job bringing back the fat tranny ahaaäha wheres the faggot pedophile spamming d2nk pictures did xe kill xerself already
>>2288085no cap
https://youtu.be/VmSQ2GmAJoI?t=2972all this to still end up #2 behind runescapewoo
>>2288049I was banned by the tranny jannies>>2288085we love mag0xx here doebeit he is /ourfatty/
>>2288118>demo review/theory 2-3 hours>6 scrims (about 5-6 hours)>more demo review/theory 2-3 hours>ynk goes like omg thats so much when its an average workday????
>>2288118Is zygoat a bondie or an ironchad
>>2288121this nigga works 12 hour days LMAOOA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjSlS9Gyfm8>posted 2 days agothis general has genuinely fallen off
I am not a fan of FUT, this event could def be a win for them tho
>>2288138the latest ESL videos were fire
>>2288121that's up to 12 hours every single day, do you even work if you think that isn't a lot of time? and going by what Spunj said it's implied that in the "free time" evening hours they're expected to do some individual practice like playing pugs, dm etc. not jerk off to anime girls or whatever Spirit players usually do.
>>2288118no wonder spirit is such a fucking dogshit teamonly in fraudlly head wasting donk, sh1ro, tn1r and zont1x time on studying vods for hours is a good idea.the retard cant just study with the igl and the analyst while the others grind faceit or dm. this is the type of retard who would bring the whole real madrid team to watch demos for hours instead of just doing it on its own and later give a summary of the strats and indications before and during practicesi think not even zonic is on this level of fraudulence
>>2288167oh boo hoo you have to watch cs then play cs then watch cs literally all of those niggas would be doin that anyways
>>2288170nobody is feeling bad for them you dumb nigger, it's inefficient because you will get burnt out just brute forcing like that
jerked it to futa today in honor of FUT's win
My favourite tag is NTR, team that's for me?
>>2288208d2nk coper lmao
>>2288244mouz3rd place3rd wheelhas a seat reserved in the cuck chair aka semis or 3rd place deciders
discuss
>>2288253No. Spirit is done. donk to falcons or irrelevancy. End of.
>>2288253d0nkey cs2 abuser needs gabe to drop new maps and more peekers advantage then we #1 again trust
>>2288244falcons definitely>paypig 20 gorillion dollars>get raped in the QFs or sometimes don't even make playoffs, forced to watch other teams with objectively worse players win every tournament
>>2288326failkeks = findom
>>2288326>falcons>>>/cm/
https://x.com/OGesportsCS/status/2032599885221126367
>no one to hatewatch todayit's over..
All the good guys (FUT, Navi, Astralis, Aurora) beat the bad guys (Spirit, MOUZ, MongolZ, Legacy)
>>2288398Mouz are the good guys beithoughsoever
>>2288399factual post i fear
was at a concert yesterday,but I was hooxin' in spiritlovely to see the result
where the hell can I watch the full vod??I wanna hear the desk/couch glazing hooxi
>>2287838>>2287851there's supposed to be a decent sized chinese lan right before the cutoffhttps://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/Yuqilin/Pinnacle_of_Battle/Season_3also a smaller xse eventhttps://www.hltv.org/events/9075/xse-loop-cup-season-1so the other aussies are likely not making it
>>2288387>>2287784
mickey mouse event
>>2288424found ithttps://www.twitch.tv/eslcs/video/2721089995fucked that I had to use google since eslcs's last vod was 5 months ago when searching on the sitefuck twitch
torzi to g2/faze when
>>2288431after walking back on his shit talk and crying? never
>>2288430https://www.twitch.tv/eslcs/videos?filter=archives&sort=timebro?
>>2288433
>>2288433>>2288435I have to use the fucking filter to get the latest? fuck twitch
>>2288435yeah, you click the filter button then click past broadcasts or allyou can literally see that esl has grouped some vods by event>>2288437it depends on the channel, look at pgl'shttps://www.twitch.tv/pgl_cs2/videosfirst some highlighted clips then just vodsit's on esl
>>2288442I just clicked "videos" and expected to see all their uploads. Shit interface>it depends on the channelthat's just fucked
maybe chopper not following hallys starts wasn't such a big deal because there aren't any
>>2288444by "it depends on the channel" i mean that esl have specifically set it up this wayit's not inherently bad that you can scroll and easily get a playlist of every single iem sydney or katowice vod from 2 years agoand the filter makes it easy to all their videos or past broadcasts in orderthat being said, I do think it's unnecessary to have a full row taken up by each one of those organised vod playlists and twitch could easily improve on the layout of the page, but i don't know how much twitch particularly cares about that
>>2288466would still lose to 'woowould somehow choke and fail even harder than the current rosterd0nk would miss the prime opportunity to join 'Woo when Apex retires and Mezii IGLs
>>2288474>'woo*NoBiologicalFatherWoo
>>2288476cope thoringworm
>>2288409hooxin' in spirit (the soul, not the zigger team)
>>2288466>>2288476Too many chefs in the kitchen with n0k0's cock up their asses.
>>2288485>thoringworm
>>2288474the falcon raped the bee last 3/4 times retard
PoundedInHisAssByHisStepDaddyWoo
>>2288502yes they're the only team I fear. on a good day they can pin you down just with their firepower
https://www.twitch.tv/jlcs2
>>2288519yekindar and dima !! yaaaaaay
siuhy lost to a fucking glock man
>>2288502how many times have they done so in bo5 grand final?
Watched Whiplash for the 10th time yesterday. ESL needs to do a Whiplash skit.
>>2288538ESL needs to stop with that cornball ahh shit
>>2288542Nah, it's cringekino. They need to keep doing it. What they also need to do is to reduce downtime between games/halftimes. Learn from Valorant, those niggas go fast.
>>2288538i want a superbad skit
If Astralis shit the bed against Aurora...
https://x.com/Ozzny_CS2/status/2032778879987826974s1mplebros......................
>>2288538whoever fucked up that molotov on new box during the B take on inferno in the blast london final in the vita g2 game"do you think I'm fucking stupid? I know it was you."
LIQUID HATERS AND LOSERS COPING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
>>2288553kekI think it would absolutely have to have the "...or ARE YOU GONNA BE ON MY FUCKING TIME!?" line in it.
>>2288551Let's see how you play with awp while on molly, smartass
>>2288538I had this version of a whiplash skit floating around in my head for a while>SPUNJ's training camp>SPUNJ asks team to do A smokes on mirage>hapless entry peaks a second early and gets blinded by a teamflash>Not quite MY tempo, no problem, again>hapless entry peaks a second early and gets blinded by a teamflash>You're rushing, again>hapless entry peaks late gets awped>again>spunj lets execute play out, then throws chair at hapless entry>Why did I do that, hapless entry>I don't know, the tempo>Were you rushing or were you dragging>I don't know>HAPLESS ENTRY, GIVE ME A FLASH COUNT>Flash 2 3 BANG>SLAP>Flash 2 3 BANG>SLAP>"Was I hitting you one tick early or one tick late">"I don't know... the subticks">"Count again">Flash 2 3 BANG>SLAP>Flash 2 3 BANG>SLAP>"ONE TICK EARLY OR ONE TICK LATE?">"one tick early">"SO YOU DO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE"scene continues with spunj raging, and at the end of the scene SPUNJ asks jks to take over hapless entry's positionYou can call the skit popflashif esl copies this i'm fucking suing unless they give me a pc, i can pick it up from esl australia in auburn or wherever it is
big things happening on hltv:chinese are crying about aussiechads once again because chinks are low iq and don't apply for hltv coverage and aussiechads do, thus giving us a big possibility of zero chink teams and 3 aussie teams in stage 1
>>2288572JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I DIDN'T KNOW THEY ALLOWED RETARDS INTO PRO SCENE AM I TO UNDERSTAND YOU CAN NOT READ FLASH COUNT?
>>2288582I saw that shit it's funny
>>2288572Not bad at all. We're stealing this.
>>2288583IF YOU DELIBERATELY SABOTAGE MY TEAM, I WILL FUCK YOU LIKE A PIG>shot of karrigan watching on, looking bewilderedi guess jcobb could be the hapless entry
>>2288587>IF YOU DELIBERATELY SABOTAGE MY TEAM, I WILL FUCK YOU LIKE A PIG>shot of karrigan watching on, looking bewildered...or maggix nowadays.
>>2288572never happening if it involves slapping tho
>>2288593do you think jk simmons was actually hitting the drummer?
>>2288593they made so many skits surely they can fake a slap now
>>2288595doesn't matter.
man i want the classic knife so bad why is it so pricy it doesn't have any unique animations
>>2288597how do you figure? you think they're against violent content or something?
>>2288599I guess, it's pure bullying.
>>2288593You can just slap the table. There's plenty of stuff that wouldn't make it into a skit like that anyway.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9ilXLsz0KE&t=285s
>>2288602Yea but imagine spunj full bore calling someone a faggotcinema
>>2288603Sponsors would definitely hate it. A big portion of the audience would dislike it as well.
kiosk was built for Big Black Swan ESL skit.
My empire of dirt...
Where are you, Liquid doubters?
>>2288608they have parodied a naziand they have a whole skit about the crowd micshttps://youtu.be/dsN7kqjeTGY?t=102yeah, they'd change the swears (if they even got to that part of scene) but it'd be great if they didn't
>>2288614>eyeballer w/ their 35yo manager>still getting carried by jloser off the couch
>>2288616I think it's more about them promoting a toxic culture etc.
>>2288618COPE#LIQUIDISHERE
need some statsfags to help me heredoes this mean hooxi is better than every single spirit player?
>>2288632>does this mean hooxi is better than every single spirit player?Yes
>>2288632>does this mean hooxi is better than every single spirit player?Hooxi is better than every single player, period.
>>2288632roundswing
>>2288632Tn1r was better, supposedly donk was more impactful but i would disagree with that.
>>2288633thanksthe gigachad moniker is definitely deservedI hope astralis wins the next major in a final against falcons
jL praised elige hard saying that he's much better than he thought he is on his stream, thoughts?
>>2288651Maybe he should leave Navi and join Liquid then.
>>2288651elige has great mechanics, he's just dumb cs wise.
>>2288657he said his calling is amazing and how he moves around the map
jL is already more popular than donk, he's the face of CS2
>>2288572ESL hire this man now
where the fuck is ohne man
>>2288542what's a cornball ahh?
>>2288686HES HERE !!!!!! ALTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2288695YEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2288694ESL
Are we all ready to watch makazze win his first trophy and first mvp?
ohne is going to host a toxic 5v5 cs2 lobby featuring players like loba nightwere, are we hyped or not?
>>2288702only if they say every racial slur under the sun on mic on stream
Stand down juniors.
Another slop bo3 like the one yesterday.
Flags need to be banned, literal n*zi dogwhistles
>Flags need to be banned, literal n*zi dogwhistles
IMAAAAAAAA
>>2288709>Flags need to be bannedfrom 4chan? i agree
goatB is reading them like sheakspear
160 ADR
Kosovo is Serbia btw and NiKo is Serbian
>>2288717he tossed them in the bin like a tax record
what if.....
>>2288702bruder this is /csgohne/
not as entertaining as the astralis spirit rape, but stillrape is rape
this is the clan that gave teenage mutant ninja turtles so much trouble?
What the fuck is this woke clown show?
bruh xqc should play dante from dmc
we are herehttps://www.twitch.tv/donacs
>>2288742fag
Why does Niko collect young boys
>>2288728navi shredded them
>>2288749it's an acquired taste
Final solution to the Vitality question?
>>2288749why did roman emperors collect young boys? men are better at everything
>>2288756Was always here.
I watched the VOD for the Spirit match yesterday and it was shocking to see how bad they were. I don't know how it's possible but they became noticeably WORSE after their bootcamp, not even individually but as a team. The calls are and reads are dogshit, the utility is completely useless, barely any trading, and so on. donk in particular was put into so many hopelessly shit situations with absolutely no support that it's no wonder he had a bad game. Watching him get baited by zont1x on Ancient CT side only for zont1x to get NOTHING done every time was maddening. How does this even happen?
did Makazze figure out it was Krabeni and didn't wanna knife his bff
>>2288762>coach's a fraud>no iglThat's how.
>>2288735why is that woke
>2288767guy in the chair - crippled representation navi fan - mentally challenged representation stunna - iraqi child killer aka US veteran representation
cmtry is such a bumFUT would probably be a legit tier 1 team if they got a better AWPer
>>2288762well, vitality were trash on bounty last season then they started to dominate, who knows.
>2-10>3-9Hey it's just like yesterday
ohne's gonna betray us bros
>>2288774Nah man this is dysfunctional on a team level, kinda like Falcons. You ain't recovering from this.
TAXED
>>2288785Again. You're playing against an actual IGL with no IGL.The calls were bad because there was most likely no good calls and the comms were probably ass. IGL is supposed to lead the team not fucking melt in his chair when they're losing. Astralis are kind of a wild card too right now with ryu and especially phzy being sharp. They beat every team they've faced very convincingly, except for Heroic that put up a good fight taking one map into OT (they still lost 2-0) and FUT which is the only team that Astralis have lost to so far.
L A U N XAUNX
the bollocks on launx there
navi are actually fucking choking this.enjoy your FUT aurora final.
oh shit
FUT are dope NGL
launx and krabeni are pretty good
DODAL GOLLABSE :DDDD
FUT>AFUT>AFUT>A
WOWOWOWOWOW
Getting Parivision vibes from FUT. Some wobbly shit that somehow works out in the end.
pretty fun to watchthey're somehow really bad and extremely good at the same time>>2288804where's the rest of the pic?
>>2288808Lol
>Navi
aleksib is an actual brainlet
Holy fuck I can't believe they almost fumbled that
>have bomb>just let Cmtry just have it>rotate around the map instead of holding a crossfire so that he can mow 2 down in the same positionwhat did they mean by this???
So is this going to be clash of awp trash or one of them will finally activate?
how did they lose it seemed like a stomp so i just had it on background
iM sounds like an indian lol
why do they wear ear buds under cans?
>>2288820Navi completely fucked their CT side and you can never count aimstars out when they have easy access to AKs
>>2288824To dampen the outside/crowd noise I think.
cmtry is good
>bladefraud>hallyfraud>saw fraud >zonic fraud >that fat polack on lulquidfraud >ashretired bald fraudwhat do they pay coaches for actually? babysitting?
karrigoat will change that
>>2288820Navi throwing rounds left and rightLast round was literally 5v2 with superior weapons and having the read on what Fut were doing
launx looks like that french actor from that french black and white movie
CAM ON FUTASCORE SOME FACKING ROUNDS
>>2288834lol woops
>>2288840Are you sure you're not referring to Salvador Dali?
>>2288839trvke
>>2288840Vinz from La Haine?
ohnonono navi xistersbl4d3 fraud
-w0nderfool+br1ky
Yikes.
w0nderful is such a bot lmao
>people genuinely think that Navi is gonna lose to junior rejectslmao
looool
n0vi bwos...
holy shit
>>2288873>russian flagwrong pic
kino!https://youtube.com/shorts/nw_EARsahIk
How can makazze sleep after betraying his fut brothers? He’s just like the estonian
Good to see some finns in the audience to support AleksiB :)
>>2288887Would be based if he meant futa, but I know he means foot
>>2288888he wanted to play with a superstar like w0nderful
>>2288888>stll thimbout ropznice digits btw
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
How did the last one hit?
lmao Mr Krabs is the second coming of apex
hhtzjvfgkkbfjoigfvnwtff is aleksi doing lmao>here's your free 4k scout headshot clip bro
Scout aceJust like my prem games
Holy fuck what in the actual fuck was that
You can't tell me that they're being serious at this point.
w0nderful standing like that on short with the gun visible from miles away, are you fucking kidding me? this bot should have been kicked a year ago at latest
FUTbros..........
I play CS2 because there is an e-girl in every match on Valorant while CS2 is filled with dicks.
>>2288905>t. major trophyless /magog/ weirdo
ggmakazze ace and that 3v2 fumble in the second half cost FUT
That eco into reverse eco was retarded and made no sense.
EZ
AWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>2288911In CS we got twinks tho, take it or leave it
>>2288926That's way better.
>>2288925launx is pure SOVL.falcons need to beat and kick teses and take launx
>>2288933Launx was kicked from Falcons
check your POSTURE
Aus cs > all
>>2288939sybau mom !!!
>>2288940imagine it was a chink texta bashed
>>2288940draculan cucks could never
Surely Astralis won't choke this?
>>2288940what happened?
freyas frail legs
romanians on top
>AND YOU WIIIIIIN >THIS MOUSEPAD SIGNED BY MOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ>.......... eeh
kek remember when s0mple said no to grinding with the navi jr guys
Which one should I ged, /magog/experts?
>>2288964right
today im turkgod#XANTARESPEEK
>>2288964left
>>2288961would serve as a great doormat
jabbi seems to have improved after stavn leftmaybe stavn is just a bad influence, in game and out of the game
>>2288964neither
>>2288964Can you buy me one? I'll be your ERP slave
>>2288967>No turkish flag pants>No turkish flag shoesIs he even trying?
#HOOXUP
OF COURSEIT ALL MAKES SENSE NOWFAT FUCKING TRANNY
great day yesterday, now I feel numb, I don't give a fuck about who wins
>>2288987
GIGACHAD
HOOXED
soulfly not like that lilbro
>>2288962Having to grind with the academy squad in the first place is ridiculous desuBlade is completely out of his mind
nah ts soufly nigga is trynna lose
>>2289004and where is s0mple now
>>2289004the academy team is clearly better than many teams, especially better than some portuguese tier 2 players
This EPL shtick might save CS...
>>2289013Please don't post this. I don't want to slip into a two hour goon sesh.
>>2289013>>2289015kys sodomites
>>2289006likely in it for the money, doubt he's got the drive to be the best anymore. It's like those semiretired football players playing on some Saudi or US teams.
why did Hooxi run through molly and sell the C4
>>2289016>sodomiteI don't do anal though.
>>2289015>>2289016LoL!
/magog/ros..........Not like this.
>>2289021STOP!
>>2289006Even his current self is probably still better than some AWPers in T1/1.5 (broky being the most obvious example), asking one of the greatest players of all time to "prove himself" in an academy team while you still have w0ndershit in your roster is absurdHell, I'd even argue the reason why s1mple isn't doing too hot these days is because he has nobody around to actually whip him into shape. You think Mutiris or BCG's manager is going to yell at him?
>>2289030delusional s0mpletard kek
>>2289030he may be better only in skill, he acts like a faggot and has been way too full of himself for 3 years, he could improve a team but also ruin a good team as well with his stupid antics
>>2289034I don't know why I even bother with monkeys like you
>>22890370 wins at a portugese poverty lan KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>2289039they beat Gringos
@9030at least leave a bit of cum for the other dicksuckers
>>2289042wasn't it a forfeit?
>>2289035A good team is also probably not going to let him throw his weight around freely, throughout my life I've found that bullies and people with big egos tend to pipe down really quickly when someone can actually stand up to them and give them a talking to
>>2289047Sorry, there was none, your mom had already taken it all.
Wanna see how dust2 goes. Astralis fucked Spirit there yesterday and it was Spirit's map pick.
>>2289052Faze was supposed to be that team, but it turned out karrigan told broky mid Major that he's back on the team. something tells me it's because of s1mple's behavior within the team and not buyout, certainly not lack of skill
>pulling out your utility in a close range 2v1
WE BE HOOOOOOOOOXIIIIIIINNNNNGAAAAAH
p00sy st0nks g0ing up yet again
>>2289073wasn't his fault though, who the fuck was with the bomb not checking back sitemassive throw
>>2289067But why go back to broky specifically and not some other AWPer that doesn't suck shit?
why the fuck do they keep showing that fucking tranny in the crowd holy shit
Soulfly is genuinely retarded
woxic is seethingthat round vs eco was a total disaster. wicadia didnt protect woxic while he was planting and then he dropped a shit spray to hold heaven leaving soulfy 1v3
>>2289080well idk, i don't get it eitherbut that's another issue, the point is s1mple didn't cut it for some reason and clearly he played better than broky, so we can only wonder why but the signs are there. i mean the guy made a fucking CS academy type video where he blames his teammate for fucking up a boost
>>2289089maybe being a nice guy should have been his new year resolution uh?
>>2289089yeah Wicadia has great aim but he is a wild player, that was fucked upi'm thinking Navi got this tomorrow against whoever
>>2289089Aurora deserve to lose if they play like that
CADIAN OMEGALUL
>>2289105what'd the goat do
>>2289108ESL office skit
why dead thread
>>2289135cs2 dogshit game
>>2289135Zygoat taking a vacation, cs is boring without Him
Didn't Aurora (Eternal Fire) play against Navi in one of these ESL PL finals a year or two back?
>>2289138zygote lmao
>>2289139yes, in 2024, it was 3:2Spirit got rolled by Astralis on this map yesterday holy shit just disband
>>2289135astralis (who cares) vs aurora (none of their fans can speak english)
>a jeet got netanyahoo killedthis is way too funny not to share
gg go Inferno
Bvos.....
>>2289140what's that supposed to mean?
>>2289146I can't believe xertion died
>>2289146Source? So far I've only heard it was fake news
>>2289146Would've been all over twitter (even if it was AI sloppa)
thanks Turks for exposing how fucking shit Spirit actually is kek
>>2289060well
>>2289159It shouldn't have been a surprise, Spirit's tactics on D2 were complete dogshitI'm pretty sure they got long presence exactly ONCE their entire T half, it was so obvious that fucking hooxi flanked it like three times and found a free kill from it at least twice
>>2289146>netanyahoo dead>mouz lose even hardernoticing...
K A R A B O G A
>>2289155>>2289158>>>/pol/530734512
>>2289190You motherfuckers will believe anything on the internet.>sources sayWell that changes everything!
Just In: G2 & MOUZ to fly their flags at half mast.
>>2289197sometimes you gotta manifest memes into reality
LET'S GO ASTRALIS
>>2289203
woxic you fucking retard
ph99zy
>>2289204EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>2289212what if Maj3r took the fight on his own without woxic to swing together with him?it looked stupid desu, Maj3r had enough time to fall back towards ruins and it was 99% round for Aurora, idk why he did that
>>2289219without telling*
>>2289219true
well thank you for everything astralis
i don't even watch if the map is d2 or inferno desu
>>2289234pussyo
Staehr jamemaxxing
>>2289216
>turks go make kebabGuards!
kek
>>2289259waifu
How to shoot with rifles? 2-3 shot burst and reset? Or learn to spray?
>>2289271depends, all types of shooting has viable scenarios
JABBED
>>2289271Yes and no
>>2289271bursting is practically extinct nowadays, 80% is spraying and the rest is tapping on long distance fights
JOBzy
Cs2'd
Sovlfly is having a rough day…
2 fucking frags in 20 rounds
>Faze magic
I'm conflicted abou this match. On one hand I want hooxi, phzy and the lads to win it, but on the other hand I want old man xantares and unc maj3r to get one more crack at gold before they call it quits.This is the ultimate good guys battle.
donk would have clutched
nigga in doubt if he wants chinless jabbi to win or a nigga whose name is SOVLfly
RAPETARES
HYPE ACTIVATED
noobs team
Anchortares
Hooxi bros....
How do you settle down and play the next round after you're screaming hyped?? Especially in a comeback like this. And play steady, without shaking, collected?
ahhstrahhlihh
shame on asstralis
kino way to end the game
KOBETAREShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPpo0NyBeLA
thank godor rather allah I guessThat I didnt bet on these choking danes
Damn, let's go.Maybe it was meant to be.
Today I feel.... Turkish...
>>2289321Aurora have a very bad record against Navi, i think they only beat them once in 2-3 years
We are here nowhttps://www.twitch.tv/demolition_d
XANTARES will rape makazze
>>2289328you have to be the corniest milennial ever to still care about this dude
#TurksAreHere
Aurora ban ancient, veto advantage for them i think
big dota final tomorrow big cs final tomorrow very happy day
>>2289331baited
>>2289339big valorant final tomorrow as well
>>2289341>koreans vs sea grand finalsthank god asians didn't get fixated on cs i don't want to see them in every single esports
>>2289348Koreans don't get there too often actually, if ever. They still dominate in League though. It's evenly split between EMEA and Americas when it comes to Tier-1 events more or less.
>>2289341manufactured scene
>>2289352What does that even mean?
>>2289355Like Overwatch League
why did more open qualifiers happen during the "closed circuit" partner era
>>2289356Nobody here knows what Overwatch League is like, let alone plays Overwatch. Elaborate further. Why? What makes you think it is and what makes you think others aren't? Seems like you're just biased against a game you don't like.
karrigan could never
>hltv still has Wicadia's name wrongbaka, maybe if he wins MVP they'll finally get it right
>>2288507>most mentally stable and least homosexual f0ze f0ttigan fan be like:
>have woman in premier>constantly talks like shes with her friend group>someone kills her after constantly yapping>screams at us to kick him, we obviously don't>she proceeds to stop talking and barely shoot anymoreAnd these creatures wonder why people insta kick them
>>2289417lol ur in woman elo
>>2289030holy delusion man are you an actual ukrainian? otherwise this cope is just pathetic
>>2289049https://www.hltv.org/matches/2391596/bcgame-vs-gringos-hyperx-roman-imperium-cup-viyes it was, s0mplefags are more retarded and delusional than f0zekeks
Oh, it's the vitality schizo posting off cooldown again
^buckbroken f0zecunt kekaroo
>>2289140My king ZyGOAT also symbolizes something as beautiful as conception, the start of life? Holy based!
>>2289437I don't even care about faze thougbeitI just find you even more obnoxious than the chinkschizo or the ropzschizo
>>2289204>>2289259oh god she's so hot I'm cumming so hard rn!!!!#FazeUP
>>2289420Guess the woman
>>2289441kek f0zenigga is now pretending to be someone else how much more pathetic can you be? I don't blame you though if I was a f0zecuck I too would be hiding out of shame
>>2289446keeeeeeeeeek he really is in woman elo
>>2289446>Guess the woman56 13,437 20 18 5 40 2250That one.
>>2289455LMAO!It was actually the third place
>>2289449>I don't blame you though if I was a f0zecuck I too would be hiding out of shameMaybe they just stopped watching cs... I mean I would too at this point LOL!
>>2289472>0 thumbs downindeed
I came back to cs, last played in season 1. Was there rank inflation? I calibrated 5k higher than my average rating at the time and I'm maintaining it, everyone still plays the same.
kenis is still the only frenchman i ever liked tbdesu
^this guy likes french menprancing la-la homo mangay lol
>>2289508We dont play that game here
>>2289522Valorant won...
>>2289527It really did.>>2289026
i should behead you all for dragging tranorant into this general
>>2289576you're replying to obvious bait
>>2289595you are replying to an obvious turkroach
>>2287235>also 2 jews who are hardcore zionistsis there a single israeli cs pro that's a decent human being?
>>2289857heavyGOAT
>>2287235>>2289857lol you faggots can drop the "decent human being" bullshit actWe love our jews here.
>>2289881bibi is dead LOL
we love our jewdaddies here
>>2289898You make it sound hella gay but yes, /cs2g/ is jewish turf. Just look at the top 25 players of last year. You have 4 jews on that list. Now that's what I call real cvltvrvl impvct.
>>2289887basedsaars redeemed
>>2289898based MIGA chad
the only likeable jew in cs is heavygoat. the other jews you wouldnt want to be near, unless is jewz, but only if he is with his girlfriend, if not then i would pretend he doesnt exist
>>2289948who?
dexter...
SEXTER1v3
>>2289955>>2289998Where are you lads watching?
>>2290001are you fucking retarded
>>2290001twitch.tv/dfragtv
>>2286780That sucks. Thanks anyway.
dexter is a faggot
-brollan+dexter
These poverty lans in australia can't even get a fucking lan match going? I'm closing the stream nigga
>>2289857
Does AU Faceit even exist or is it deader than dead? How does AU even have a tier 2 scene when there's so little of them and they can't scrim vs Russians/Asians like the Mongolz
Spirit might be fucked for Stage 3 lolthey need a good performance in Rotterdam, otherwise...
Let the younguns win
>>2290035I posted this minus the nigga part and the jannies silenced me. I tought aussies had thicker skin
>>2290085this wouldn't be a thing if hally wasn't mega retarded about cluj
Will they be okay if they get 0-2'd at Rotterdam?
>>2290096No
>>2290101Praying for Aurora
>>2290096they signed up for 2 meme LANs
>>2290105actually no, my bad, only Draculanit's Liquid who are absolutely shameless about this shit, they're playing Roman Cup, Draculan and some absolute meme French LAN where factory workers play after their shift ends
>>2290109By any means necessary, buddy
>>2290113Honestly based from liquid. Fuck those marsborne faggots. You wanna leech off poverty lans forever? Tough luck bucko
CHADster on his way to another major
That was a fun watch lol
>>2290115CHADborne will rape SA (again) and qualify doe, meanwhile shartquid will bomb every lan and fail to even reset their core
>>2290119chaotic cs is great
>>2290115>omg marsborne are such bottom feeders for BUYING THEIR OWN VISAS TO GO TO BRAZIL AND FIGHT FOR POINTS, cringe!!>omg dexter is so based for farming local lans to make it to the major despite beating 0 good teams from asia, based!!
>>2290129Sybau marborne CEO
>>2290129no1 ever said this thoughbeit
>>2290091>if hally wasn't mega retardedfixed
>>2290129It appears that my superiority has led to some controversy
>>2290163Grim will humble NiKo
>>2290163Jee will humble Molodoy
>>2290138sybau faggot
Why isn't BaitF in tier 1
please keep arguing because this way at least someone's talking about NA CS
PGL audio guy working in OCE too
hot takepua are bigger region rats than shitquid
Why are ThunderDownUnder playing against SemperFi?Don't they know they should follow the Chinese CS example and forfeit to maximise the chance that another Australian team makes it to the major? Valve explicitly allows itWhy are they competing with integrity?
>>2290260yeah and there's like 3 chinese LANs coming up
>>2290255>>2290260dexter won't make the major pissbabies
Double 1g...
>>2290260When is the last time FlyQuest played a lan? feel like I havent seen them in forever
>>2290339they'd get raped at any lan
>>2290339They got mogged in the CS Asia Championship closed qualifier this week
>>2290340I know, its enjoyable to watch. Havent seen it in a while, but f0ze has taken their place at least
I cant believe this guy once played at t1 lans
>>2290340https://www.hltv.org/events/8938/zhi-tech-elite-masters-2026the most recent LAN in asia flyquest didn't drop a map>>2290341>online cs
Sexterbros.............
>>2290270Are AU teams gonna be there?
>>2290360not likely, china makes it exceedingly difficult for other nations to play in their tournaments
>>2290364Ah I guess chances are slim for AU teams other than FQ to go to Cologne then
flyquest suck dick and so does dexter, none of them should go
the entire roster of flyquest sucked this guy's dick ^
>queue a game in AU CS>entire team has a Chinese accentThis a good or bad sign
>>2290409Kekeven from the opposite side of the world (east coast USA) I will randomly solo queue into all Chinese teammates this time of day
>>2290409>Chinese accentIf they're still speaking english and not just Chinese it can't be that bad
dexter and alistairclass is permanent
Aussies trading VRS with each other.Chinese marching straight towards major qualification.
>aurora vs navithis game will be the purest example of firepower vs strats.
>>2290088newgen aussies are tranniesat least they pass pretty well>>2290109still more respectable than faze>>2290115How is this based? Liquid have been in this game for over 15 years now and what do they have to show for it?>>2290129We love sexter here sweaty
i lost 50 dollars because of dexter i hope he doesn't make the fucking major
>>2290163Majer will humble Karrigan
>>2290340>>2290285>>2290343>>2290391You will never be him.
>>2290519>deleted>>1518028
What could have been...
futa-stralis in 2 hours
>>2290568we're waiting for Liquid, sweetheart
https://www.twitch.tv/jlcs2We're up, Liquid brothers
>>2290585Too bad this dogshit team cheated their way into the major anyway
what is your guys' favorite team?for me, it's NAVI. they are a trophy contender team
love this guy
>>2290626bot
>>2290626moussies :)
Liquidbros? cadiaN is cock slapping us again...
Liquidgros? Your response?
CHADIAN
>>2290637>>2290639Malbs is cumming soon
s1mple to Spirit
>>2290642that is still not solving the Polish problem
cadiaN bodyying these niggas
navi vs aurora nigga this is gonna be the fastest bo5
EASY CHADIAN 3K
apparently neo is leaving fazeis that finally time for karrigan to move on and let someone else igl?
jL on playing with EliGE"I'm so surprised that EliGE is such a good player, I never knew how good he was. But now, it's the first time I play with a guy like EliGE, like holy sh!t, he's probably the best guy in communication and making plans that I've ever met. I'm not surprised he's good, I'm surprised he's that good. I knew he is good, but I didn't know why he is good. I knew he is good at taking space, map control, whatever. But holy sh!t his comms and the way he moves around the map is really good, he's a very smart player."
Siuhy is 3-14 btw
>>2290654Spirit already got a good awper and a diva
>>2290672100% no way he abandons his faze status
>>2290674karrigan's successor btw
>>22906743-15
16
>>2290674the date in portugal is the 14th of the 3rd
whats the date gonna be tomorrow?the ever so helpful siuhy
>>2290683>>2290684lol i would misread the date
>beating liquid takes OG from spot 70 to 49big jump. Can they make the major?
>hooxi fans
>>2290687can they kick this nigga for a BOT?
>>2290684Me IGL papi!Me do strat!Me do Prep!Kills? Nunca Nunca!
SIUHYBROS WE ARE SO BACK
Holy moly shitquid is so fucking ASS
>>2290693siuhy and ultimate are ass*
Siuhy is so back
27 kills just to miss that kill lmfao
siuhy doubters???
kek what the fuck was that play on short
Any noticed Astralis has the big ass Stake logo at the center?
CS pros are so ugly nowadays and Jabbi isn’t even the worst.
>NEO set to leave f0zehmmmmm
holyyyyyyy\
LIQUID GODS OUR COMEBACK IS NOW
>>2290714f0ttigan to coach, bring ra1n back to igl and all is forgiven
SIUHY DOUBTERS IN SHAMBLES
siuhyGOD...
TLGODS WE ARE SO BACK
Poland was NOT the problem
third place matches bros..
Shitquid is SO back
yeah I'm thinking Liquid is BACK
dima needs to stfu about observer this is a t3 event wtf are you expecting
>>2290747That AU lan earlier today had better observing and that was tier 50
Liquidbros...?
ADAMB YOU DUMBASSTHE BOMB WAS RIGHT THERE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>2290750...WE'RE STILL IN THIS!!!!!!
Holy shit just end this awful fucking game already
>that caster povKEK
bodyyied that bald freak
siuhy is still the reason they're on fourth OT it doesn't matter that he has kills now
Liquidbros, we're going to the major!!
SIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
spooke you shitter
horrible post plant
SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HYYYYYYYYY
I really miss Vertigo...
kenny s should have sniped antonelli and rusell
bro what THE FUCK is this thing
>>2290797hooxi's strongest warrior
>>2290797average swedish woman lol
>>2290729>>2290731>>2290735>>2290736>>2290737>>2290740>>2290741Genuinely why are there so many l0qu0d fans?
>>2290797She could overpower you. Be mindful of your choice of words.
Any chances we see Rain & co. at Cologne or are they too far behind?
>>2290807they'll be in the crowd
anyone gunna watch fishtank, starts in 30 minutes? Not to sound like a shill just curious if there is any overlap between the various slop I watch on 4chan with other anons
>>2290814i usually watch fishtank on and off depending if the fish are any good. most fishtank community are freaks though
>>2290816I hate how I will start entering the threads on /tv/ when a new season starts and half the discussion is about what some freeloader that was in the house for 2 days like 3 years ago said on twitter
i thought arrozdoce had thrown that roundbut what a lineup
>Nikka name is LoveSon im crine
What map pool changes do you want to see next season?
>>2290841try and guess what map people want
>>2290841- Inf0rn0- M0r0ge+ SubZero+ Thera
>>2290841-overpass-dust2+cache+vertigo
>>2290846kys asap
only appropriate for elige to be the man to lose them the game
SHITQUIDGOATIAN
>>2290849You love cache and vertigo
>>2290854i love cache and dust but hate vertigo and ok with overpass
imagine getting styled on by cadian in 2026
This is fucking embarrassing.Malbs is throwing his career away.
FIND AND RAPE EVERY NIGGER SHIFTING WITH A KNIFEFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING NIGGERS
>>2290865you think he had a say in it? it was a trade between players
Nertz must be so happy
watchie or skippie?
>>2290870>ohnePixelof course we're tuning in bro
how is jabbi even pro it took him 11 rounds to find a kill
>>2290870who the fuck are all these people? i've literally only heard of ohne and xqc
1 trillion times more exiting than v0t0lity
>>2290875did you not see him win that round?
>>2290875APOLOGIZE
>>2290878v1t1l1ty br1ke y1u
>>2290870Are these big names
jabbi comeback this map has been unreal
>>2290876>>2290885yes for 13-20 year olds
>>2290879>>2290882okay yeah he's pro i take it back he's digging the fuck in and goin pro
I usually see Astralis not buying head armor when CTside. Is that a gigabrain strat or are mfs just gambling?
???
>>2290890AKs will headshot anyway. If economy not amazing, better to save the muns for util
welcome to Faze phzy
>>2290890overtime? you're gonna get one tapped by ak anyway
Nahhhh dis shit crazy
jesus staehr
why are they obsessed with that tranny ???????
i fucking hate that dap up why arent they just shaking hands normally
>>2290898average swede
$37,500 USD SECURED
not gonna lie that did feel like mini finale
>>2290905Don't they get more VRS? Its important
>>2290907yes over 100kidk why hltv puts the club share in small print on the event page, it all counts towards vrs
>oh this is default>oh this i copied from someone>oh this i copied from him>oh this is basic>oh i dont change anything here>oh i saw it on youtube>oh everyone does so i did even mouz video settings are basic bitch setting with no aura
Am I misremembering, but when watching mm demos in csgo wasn't there a button that did a "highlight" type thing of your best frags and it automatically skipped to those moments if you pressed it? how the fuck is something like this missing in cs2
>faceit no longer focuses on donk>all of a sudden donk plays like shit curious :^)
>>2290914you can enable that steam shadowplay thingy and if you click on a cs video it will jump to a highlight moment
>>2290870get these homos away from our beautiful game
aleksi bo5 Curse
>>2290870Black people are finally getting their well deserved representation in CS.
>>2290914it probably has to be reworked because of how game states and timestamps are all handled differently and it's pretty low priority
>>2290932fair enough, i suppose we can't even get animgraph2 to fix player model animations, something like this is 5 years away
>>2290714taz to join
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixelget in here
AURORACHADS WW@
>>2290951no
today im feeling hella turkish#AuroraKupaya
>>2290957damn Germany looks like that???
>>2290942world is not ready for such power
a navi win would delude them into thinking this squad is good enough.
OHNE AND JYNXZI WATCHING GRAND FINALSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY AURORA NIGGAS WHERE WE AT !!!!!!!!!
Stomp on these roaches, NaVi Nation!
Aurora 3NAVI 2Let's go boys
w0ndergod
>5v5 save kek
s1mple is a hack and w0nderful will prove it
wtf w0nderful decided to connect to server in a grand final, truly a unique tournament this one
>>2290986>simple is a hackerwe know
Navi will win a trophy before falcons and all they spent was a daily sandwich and pack of marlboro for makazze
vonderfull
How to make event more enjoyable 101Step 1: don't invite v0t0lity The end! )
inferno is too hard it's just an attempt to demoralize your opponent so it sucks when it's first map in a series and you have to play from behind
w0nderful follows ultimate's school of fraud, where every now and then he'll put up a lifegame to distract you from his game-losing antics
even better, invite vitality but give them new hardware in the middle of the event so they play like shit without cheats
>>2291005i thought they skipped it?what is this half-time music lmao, temu demetori
why are they cheering for makaze specifically?
>>2291011he's the face of CS2
>>2291005>>2291009>talking about vitality even when they're not playingholy impact
>>2291012kosovo and albania need to be put into their own faceit ghetto just like russians
>>2291012>cs2 is for fat gypsies or femboy slavs its over
so cringe to pick inferno map 1
I just love those shots of teams just standing on the parking lot smoking cigarettes while coach is trying to give them tips and go through the gameplan
makazze easy mvp
m0il09 shilling is getting ridiculouso
why are they allowed to smoke
>>2291048We be dippin now, unc
UrsusCHADS we got this
How are the Turks so consistently good on anubis, it's impressiveother teams were also good on anubis at various points in time but none of them for long
>>2291066most T sided map
soulfly is definitely feeling the pressureand next map is nuke which is his worst and he hasn't played it prior to joining Aurora...
>>2291079T is for TURK
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2391612/liquid-vs-alliance-hyperx-roman-imperium-cup-vihumiliation ritual
TURKSTACK
nt
>>2291105lmao
>2/3 players with kits>kitless player tries to stickscripted
uhhhhh I thought Anubis was guaranteed?
>>2291066.
>>2290837>nikkafolk
>>2290843Based subzer0-chad but realistically m1rage and 1nferno aren't going anywhere>>2290846Dust0 can fuck off but overpass has to staay, it's the only map besides maybe nuke with any tactical depth
Anubis is kino now
>>2290863oh no no no jlxisters>>2290867of course he has a say in it you fucking retard
>>2290868ofc bro who wouldnt be happy to play with paypal
GODXIC
>>2290878>v0t0lityeh not as catchy as f0ze
NAAAAAAAAAAAIS
>>2291014The Woo's cultural impact is well known and far reaching.
KARABOGA
This is a good grand final. Both Aurora and Navi are good guys so I don't mind either team winning.
>>2291154>Both Aurora and Navi are good guysWhat
>>2291155It is self explanatory.
astralis were the only good guys
>>2291154how do you know when people are good guys?
last time n0vi played a bo5they raped furia 2 maps and then they got raped 3-2 because only 1 day of preparation is not enough for b1ad3 to prepare more than 3 maps
why do they need to prepare maps? they've played each map thousands of times
>Fabre's facekek
Aleksi "allu" Virolainen
i want majer to win so it will make thoringworm seeth
>>2291178vibesfor example, f0ze and failcl0wns are 100% the bad guys>>2291181Gypsy executioner Makazze is ready to bring the hurt
>>2291194>thoringwormwho?
blade having a meltie
>>2291208thorinsed
CAN'T OUTFOX THE WOX
>>2291210Oh Thorin? The funniest and most knowledgeable guy this scene has ever seen?
>>2291213kek i know it's you you stupid ginger neet kys
Lots of cute foids in the audience )
>>2291213What people don't know is that the joke is he listens to asmr to relax stop thinking about his haters in order to fall asleep.
>>2291220They should go back to valorant. This is a game for MEN.
>>2291225>MEN
Woke up and pleasantly surprised to see a grand finals not going 3-0
>>2291225this but unironicallynothing worse than a larping foid
MAKAZZEEEEEEEEEEEEE
lol
>>2291226>>2291230Made for Bosnian riflers
aleksi just straight up gifted Ts m4 lol
>>2291237kwab
>>2291237that fat fuck is not funny.
>>2291243get bombed kike
how are they still playing nuke i watched two episodes of dorohedoro the made a sandwich
NAVI PLEASE WIN THIS ALEKSI IS KINDA ABOUT TO BE ARRESTED RIGHT NOW PLEASE HE NEEDS THIS
>>2291237he wouldn't have the balls to say that if nertz was still on the team let's be real.
>>2291247muslim lover.
I rise before the sunScrew Wicadian RhythmI bathe with sandpaperAnd my underwear is denim
>>2291237oh shartquid....
>>2291243>>2291237polish L
>>2291247ummm sweaty we love jews here especially /ourjew/ heavygoat
xantares is so trash
sit down
NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI
joids foids and roids run the world
ummm aur0rabros.....old man xtares might need to retire now
>>2291237Hearing about war le bad from an AmeriKKKan jewish demon possessed baby killer org lol
didn't know /cs2g/ had so many muslims
It has to end on Inferno. It NEEDS to.
>30 min breakfuck off
>>2291281it IS a european game
>>2291282w0nderful traditionally sharts on dust2 but this looks like his best final performance ever by a landslide
xantares was just saving his load. he boutta raw mating press navi sissies in dust2
End of the road for Aurora. The turks ran out of gas.
>>2291305Xantares is massively choking, the others aren't playing badly
>>2291226cute boys
bo5 lasts WAY TOO FUCKING LONG
hey zontixsix seven
>>2291317Finals should be bo7!
>>2291317dota 2 bo5 finals is gonna finish before this and they started an hour later.
>>2291322did Spirit give a losers interview after the qf?
>>2291322kind of
>>2291334Not even kind of. >>2288987
>>2291317Doesn’t help that ESL does like 30 mins in between maps. Just do 10 mins and get on with it.
>>2291324Nah, fifth map is definitely coming. Liquid are in the lead.
>>2291341kek
it's over
I’ve seen enough. I’m closing the stream.
>>2291348pal
WOXIC MY HIGH DPI KING I'M KNEELING!!!!!
>>2288987xD
Liquidbros where we @??Prestigious third place finish at HyperX Roman Imperium Cup VI is within our reach
better than donk
MY FAT BASTARD GOAT
makazze the janissary asserting his authority on the turkish pleb
>that 1v4lmao Aurora are not mentally recovering from this
Makazze got his boot on they neck
holy shi that is some james bond shit makaze
makaze cheating gypsy
yeah that's a gg game
Xantares is mega ghosting
always a joy to see the roaches crushed
>>2291408b-but muh xantares peak...
i wish woxic were my friend he seems friendly and he'd be my bro who helps me get a gf
>>2291409+1000000000000
11- 4 is a dangerous lead
DO YOU START TO BELIEVE?I DO
Should've ended 6-6. It's over now.
surely n0v1 can take 2 more rounds even if accidentally
>>2291417are Turkish women hairy? I don't like hairy women
12-7 is a dangerous lead
>>2291396>>2291399>>2291400>>2291404Told you niggas about my Gypsy Executioner
BLUNDERING FOOL
so... liquid...
kek w0nderful, emphasis on the 0
SOVL FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
of course w0nderful will start selling it now...
wonderSHITFUCKFOOL
yep thats the wonderful we know
HOLY SHIT WONDERFULjust send him to the front
12-9 is a dangerous lead
Ever since that team kill Wonderful hasn't been the same..
>w0nderf00l lol
how tf does w0nderful miss that>>2291442ive always liked makazze, its just impossible to be an impressive breakout rookie at the moment because of donk breaking everyones brain
WONDERGOD
ok nevermind wonderGOAT
>w1nderful
oooooooooooooooh roachiesmaybe next time, kek
>>2291462>>2291463no one says this
how do you pick your name? i used to have a four syllable name and it's too long and i didn't like how people shortened it. now i have a one syllable name but it's not really something i'm that into.
Zywoo will rape makazze in rotterdam
grrats navi!
>>2291470im purple
>V0t0lity not even in the grand finalsLoooooOLLLLLL!!!!
No wonder Vitality skipped this shit 3 weeks of this underwhelming garbage
>>2291468well it's about time then
>that Natus Vincere pronounciation
>>2291471We're ALL waiting for this.
>>2291476The event was kino
>>2291471>>2291480I love KingWoo but my Gypsy Executioner has his sights set on the King.
EPL is a mickey mouse event anyways
>>2291475Grim (not the player)
I can't wait for the eventual Vitality downfall desu I'm gonna grudgepost with a vengeance
kek even n0vi won a trophy after 500+ days, meanwhile f0ze have reached 700 days trophyless kwab!!!!
well done makazzeNavi probably still make changes in the summer i think, but good sign for them
>>2291475When VICHADGODKINGWINNERTALITY aren't there, you must be thankful to Mercifulwoo he let another team winTHANK YOU ZYWOO
>>2291475>>2291486>>2291488
my goatb won another major
iirc the "days since trophy" post f0ze are the only losers left without trophies
>>2291488Your digits are nice, but it shan't be so, I'm afraid
>>2291495i aint dying for htis
liquid will get like 1 day of scrims with malbs kek then raped out of rotterdam and every poverty lan after
>>2291498>no trophies>no fans>no views>no monies>no bitchessuch is the life of the f0zecuck
sit the fuck down kebabs
>>2291494They both do NOT have their biological fathers present in their lives KWAB
>>2291507but genuinely if you're aurora what do you do now? this project has reached its ceiling and will only go downhill from here
>>2291505>no bitchesWord?
Been some time.
wouldnt it be funny if n0vi kicked aleksi now
zweih sissies? makazze now got the upper hand.
>>2291494Thank you, all merciful Woo.
>>2291513Spirit are the next in line to have a long trophy drought i feel
>>2291470https://randomwordgenerator.com/name.php
>>2291520They've also been on a six month streak I think. I mean I don't know if their system can cut it anymore. Although I can't really help but think there's some shit that went down behind the scenes. That was uncharacteristically bad.
>>2291517Makazze won a more legitimate tournament than Zweih did, despite Vitality attending the latter.
>>2291537>everyone bombed out, vita never came >more legitimatecmon bruh
>>2291542elaborate on bombed out, be specific
>>2291485t.urk
>>2291542also just the format alone made epl more legitimate than whatever garbage blast was cooking
3 DAYS
>>2291537>Zweih didZweih didn't win it though. Donk did. Right here.https://clips.twitch.tv/AbnegatePunchyIcecreamSwiftRage-OT8vdchclR-2d11BIf he hadn't won this round they would've most likely lost the series. They almost lost Mirage as well.
>>2291552We're talking about p0rivision winning Blast in January.......
falCONS = insufferable choking faggots who bomb out before playoffs
>>2291554Well he didn't win that one either. Jame did.
>>2291544>>2291548you sound as retarded as caster which prophesize vitality vs navi fight >elaborate >pari gone>spirit gone>mouz gone>vita gone >fut gone>astralis gone >g2 gone>vita didnt participate >furia didnt participate this is shitter tier finale, aurora are the type of team that loses 5-8 every tournament, FUT is literally the strongest enemy theyve met
Everyone relax, with NEO's bum ass not paycheck stealing anymore, I predict some trophy wins to follow suit for our fazzeies.
>>2291510Train someone else to be the IGL and move old man maj3r to coach, also get a psychologist
gg
Based iM
>>2291567They need to remove jacobb already I'm so fucking tired of Polish frauds destroying every roster they join, kacspersky is like the only one that's any good
>>2291567they kicked NEO?
>>2291564losing to a better team doesn't equal bombing out your tardand the fact that you say>furia didnt participatealone tells me just the kind of drooling sped moron I'm dealing with here
>>2291552donk will lose this ability of having his opponents act like noobs in front of him some day
>>2291564Yeah but I don't think this Spirit would've stood a chance against this Navi. Mouz choked. Furia looked like ass. The only two other factors missing were Vitality and Falcons.
>>2291468>HLTV: w0nderGOD shines as NAVI beat Aurora to lift ESL Pro League Season 23 trophy well well well
>>2291570>immedialty sends the mvp medal to his cousin to melt it
>>2291572>it appears my superiority has led to some controversy
>>2291578I didn't think spirit would've made it to finals and then they didn't
>>2291574'fraid so
>>2291574Gromov said so, it's the twitter account that reports on tier 2 team shuffles and he's 99% accurate
>>2291572Based? What do you mean? based how?
>>2291588Faze are tier 1.
>>2291586would any other IGL get this much leeway with the combo of frozen and twistzz on their team and the horrible results they have been getting?
>>2291575yeah im not terminally online nigger who shills for random teams to remember every single detail, furia bombed out as well and falcons didnt participate i think>losing to a better teamreally going to pretend this is not a fluke? alright, lets see navi bomb out next tournament, astralis as well most likely
>>2291591sure they are buddy
>>2291594>to remember every single detailkwab, you didnt even watch it retard
so.... liquid huh?
>>2291594>yeah im not terminally online nigger who shills for random teams to remember every single detail, furia bombed out as well and falcons didnt participate i thinkInstead of just admitting you made a mistake you're gonna double down like the retarded gorilla nigger you areWhat is the fluke here? Astralis, FUT and Navi are all good teams and in the absence of Vitality they're certainly trophy contenders. We already knew Spirit and Mouz are only shells of their 2025 selves, no one considers them #2 anymore. And Furia? They'll be lucky to even stay in the top 10 now that molodoy has been thoroughly exposed.
>>2291597i did actually, mologoy didnt show up so they lost as they always do, the cope is fallen couldnt have attended anyway
>Liquid are playing for 3rd place in a tier2 tournamentI'll laugh if they beat Spirit in Rotterdam.
>>2291596kek the humor in this image is so subtle yet so powerful kwab!!!!
>>2291604Malbs will teach d2nk how to entry
>>2291600>What is the fluke here?>every strong team bombed out >navi had easiest win for years >this is actually completely normal and means navi can potentially beat vitality
>>2291611lemme guessyou're the retard who thinks paris was a fluke
>no t1 events until cologneboring ahh scene
>>2291611If wonderful keeps showing up and makazze keeps it up then they have solid chances. Every other team is sucking ass right now.
>>2291611literally no one said navi can beat vitality, you're putting words in my mouthright now vitality is the indisputable #1 and everyone else is fighting for #2 navi might not exactly be #2 but they showed a strong performance this tournament, all the "strong" big orgs "bombing out" just shows that they're not really strong teams and stronger teams like fut and astralis are on the horizons
>>2291614https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixelt1 tourney going on rn lil blud
Navi is almost certainly in stage 3, congrats
This final iM was better than Xantares and that's why NAVI won, because their star-rifler was better. (0.85 rating vs 0.76)
the falcons being shit will never not be funny to me
>>2291593People blame karrigan but forget Faze also have two dead weights in the form of jcobb and broky. With karrigan putting up the typical IGL numbers, at that point you're not gonna get very far even if you have god-tier calls (which karrigan seems to never have these days unless it's a major for some reason)
>>2291619It's funny how they call it a csgo tourney but they're playing cs2 kek
>>2291626they're deadweights because of fattigan's trashy calls you buffoonand even for an igl he's a deadweightan igl's sole responsibility is to win games and the fat fuck has failed spectacularly at that
>>2291625reminder Falcons only trophy was a tournament where the best teams were Aurora and Mongolz, and they won the final literally playing 6v4 against Jitu with m0nesy giving an interview to Banks about the transfer the day before the game instead of doing prep with the rest of the team (confirmed by Snax)
Fuck that bald downie shane gillis looking ahh nikka and his tournament, we all are watching yeki
>>2291629>they're deadweights because of fattigan's trashy calls you buffoonI didn't know karrigan's calling makes them lose aim duels and whiff all the time
>>2291634it's okay green ak cuck anon, let it all out
>>2291627normies still call cs2 csgo is something ive noticed recently. if anyone knows bossmanjack whenever he plays CS he calls it CSGO
>>2291637When fatty hippo dies first leaving the team in a 4v5, it puts pressure on the rest of the team to proactively make plays to try and salvage the round. Inevitably that leads to more misses.
>>2291642I still call it CS:GO.
>>2291613No actually, i thought they were the great filter for braindead teams, but it seems like nota and xielo got filtered out themselves >>2291618>navi can contend with vitaCaster implied that multiple times, i brought it up as a comparison to your retarded argument about validity >right now vitality is the indisputable #1 and everyone else is fighting for #2yesThe problem is you implied this easiest win ever for navi is somehow more valid than pari win in blast (purely because you dislike format) despite parivision beating arguably stronger team than what navi faced in this one. you specifically talked about zweih, who won IEM cologne 2025 as a part of spirit >donk won themno one wins single handedly
>>2291642i do it too at times, otherwise i just call it CS if there's no need to specify the version
>liquid getting stomped by nobodies ON FUCKING LAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO1IuXIh8mUI miss this fattigan.....
Move when convenient>>2291654>>2291654>>2291654
>>2291659look at his face man damn niggas keep talking about chopped niggas like xertion but damn jl might have the most punchable face oat
why do pros hate the Huntsman? i think it's the only knife with Navaja i haven't seen a pro use in years of watching high level CS. i saw mezii using it once on stream and right after the game he said "i tortured myself enough" and put back the M9
