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Grim (the situation, not the player) state of affairs for faze
1 is all they get
Uhhh haters?
broky finally hitting some shots eh
KEK UNC MY GOAT
faze haters real quiet since they tied up the game
>paypal vs brokyholy fucking kino im cumming hard
broky so fucking goated
heh, sorry helvijs, paypal is the bigger schizo today
still can't believe harry went>whoever this iswhen talking about jcob
>>2275474holy based
>faze lose pistol gg
Damn they really toyed with us. Its over.
And ofc they win the fucking unwinable tec 9 round
>faze start winning rounds>immediate tech pause to ice them out
Imagine supporting the Shit Clan in big 2026.It's over dudes, we're not in 2022 anymore, Bot clan has no future while karrigan is here.Tbf I feel pity for you, having still so much hope in the Noob clan is admirable.
We're in, Liquidchads
>>2275505Once we finally kick broky we are perma top 5
>>2275505Not everyone is a plastic fake fan. I'm in this shit until the wheels fall off.
KWAB FAGGOT TRANNY CLAN LOST YET AGAIN!!
faze loses, so this is the thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qELAj9uKRag
can faze die already?frozen and twistzz in better teams would be fun to see.even karrigan can go igl some other team.
finally, mongolz
Faze hate is so transparently astroturfed.
Lol aurora vs legacy went on for like 5 hours
my moussies playing soon :)
How did donk do vs 3dmax?
So, uhm, he's back?
>>2275524Like this.
Why do all these multimillionaire pros got such boring ass cheap ass rooms? Wheres the gold, decorations, jerseys on the walls, monkey with cigar wall art? Really gives off some low life I don't care about anything besides computer vibes...
>>2275525maybe when he can pull that off against a team that isn't tier 3.
Torszi is a cool dude, a real shame he's on MOUZ
This scene is boring, valve should shake up the map pool with two or even three swaps this time
torszi reminds me of a chipmunk
>>2275534my nigga alvin
I refuse to believe real humans are sitting down to watch a mouz game right now. Literally no point of watching this shit game other than to watch kyousuke and donk. The two femboy goats.
>>2275541niko will RAPE this
>>2275541face of cs2
mongolznow that's a good team
>>2275542Niko doesn't have the power over donk like he does with m0nesy. donk will be the one raping if he joins falcons. Niko will just giggle when master donk talks.
Kino setup
MOUZ MANIACS IN THE HOUSE
>>2275551>>2275552I wonder how much they get paidI would hang around for 2 hours for some money
d2nk just doesn't have any soul unlike moussies
>>2275553Most of them are probably just MOUZ HQ staff
>>2275552I'm literally in this picture.
>>2275554>moussiesCan you stop with this dumb shit? It's really aggravating.
>>2275559take a pic of the front
>>2275560No.
>>2275561
>>2275568humiliation ritual
chat are they using the new inferno map
>>2275553nigga its a free to watch tourney that probably has some foodi'd go too if it was close
>>2275570>>2275587Hes faking. The players are using the old jersey.
https://x.com/Ozzny_CS2/status/2029961539671691570yeah this team is over
>>2275595That's not Neo, tha's karrigan.
TORZGOD AURA
why the fuck are mouz allowed a crowd of people that can signal and make noise and give them advantage?????
>>2275614the stream has a delay.
>>2275602kek
OG getting rid of chr1zn and getting cadiaN to replace him is one of the biggest blunders in tier 2 in recent memory. wtf were they thinking
>>2275602this nigga broky cant even hit a ball GET HIM OUT
GILADIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>2275665ChadiaN will carry OG to the Major thoughever
my golz :((((((
my golz :)
Didn't know graviti was in the server
-broky+degster
fraudz
just dropped a huge 50 bomb in csgo
>the only good IGLs are apex, jame, and magixxGRIM state of game rn
>>2275715you forgot Fallen & Aleksib
>>2275715>magixxWhat? He hasn't won shit while IGLing.
>>2275715you forget my buddy Jerry, who peaked at gold nova 2
>>2275719sweatie he won today
>>2275722tn1r carry doebeit
>>2275551wait those aren't their usual positions
somousesports
>>2275552kek imagine if they boo them
I hope 100t makes the major so teams realize sitting on dead cores is worse than just building a real juggernaut and winning a draculan
>>2275763karrigan to 100uncs
ct0m on major
my moussies won :)
fizh
feels like faze already got told who is getting benched thats why they played like this
trash had fun, now its time for the protagonists to play#DIADEFURIA
>>2275894>fatphobia is funnyyikes
kek raped OP making raped clan OP kek>>2275358>f0ze m0stercl0ss
>>2275512>until the wheels fall off.What would that look like?>>2275513KWAB!!!!!>>2275518kek retard>>2275531send this fat fuck to g2 asap
>>2275568holy shit an actual m0uzchad
>>2275285kek the viewsfag just can't stop being raped kwab
s1zzi era
uhhh monkeybros? the pigs are raping us? this was not part of the plan? we were supposed to win this easy tournament without vitality right?
>>2275989They heard you talking shit
>>2275989they're just matchfixing patriots are in control
>>2275568Damn thats cool. Im so fucking jealous
>>2276026Stop replying to yourself David
>>2275989helo????
https://x.com/CounterStrike/status/2030053161290068137
molodoy almost got up his chair to get cheers from the crowd
furia bros??????????????????????
Glad valve helped boost the csgo community right when epl was running two stages of online dogshit swiss on their dogshit subshit
>>2276072>still crying about something this trivialyou're the most bitchmade person in the general, are you quadriplegic so you're annoyed people can stand up and move your hands?
>>2276120their*
13-6
>>2276120I think it's maybe arrogance, I don't give him the right to act like the main character when he's nobody compared to his teammates. that's my opinion, I'm certainly wrong about it, but this is how I feel about it, hard to argue against feelings, also I get (You)s for dissing molodoy about it, so I can vent off my frustration and I also get endorphins from the replies. So I won't stop. Unless he establishes himself as a true top dog over the years.
Navi - G2
>>2276160blast tournament right after epl
>>2276160Cologne is in june
alex666 was hard radar toggling. no shame in losing to cheaters
i keep seeing the same teams in the playoffs, is CS2 a solved game?
Damn so furia got btfo by b8. Easy trophy for donkey and his ilk I guess. They not gonna shut up about it until zywoo rapes him again.
>>2276203Yes
>>2276203yes you jsut need ropz and zywoo on the same team and you cant lose
>>2276284ropz is a baiting fraud though
The only way for d2nk to win anything is if ZywOo isn’t in the tournament. How embarrassing….
>>2276297he won't even win this shit, somehow Mouz will meme their way to a win or some team like jitu
>>2276291
Recent tensions in the region have lead Falcons & the Saudi PIF to divest from esports
>>2276366based
I've been tolerant to criticized excessesEnough is enoughI want broky raped and killedJcobb banished to tier 5 where he belongsAnd gambling addict karrigan on rehab
i was shocked to learn that even GODwoo was considering taking a break from competition midway through previous season. i wonder if those were just his thoughts or he actually discussed it with the team.what do you think who would Vitality go for as replacement while he's afk? it would have been an interesting timeline.
>>2276420>I want broky raped and killed Wish granted but you must do the former yourself
>>2276424S1mple
>>2276371fake news
>>2276454Dont be surprised when the team gets picked apart in 2027
>>2276371would niko crawl back to G2 if that happens or just retire
>>2276464Niko and Elige will team up to win a majorSource: it was revealed to me in a moment of post-nut clarity
>>2276120kek why are you crying about it so much doebeitbitchassnigga
>come back from work>check hltv>monkeys rapedKWAB P00RIA KWAB!!!!!!>>2276166kek today is a good day>>2276175one can't help but notice the similarities in the ways both f0ze and p00ria fans cope
If donk wins an MVP at this tournament he will become the rifler with the most MVP's and will cement himself as the goat. (You can't use AWP and be the goat btw)
ZyGOAT is already the BOSS of GOATs.
Should I pull the trigger on this lads? Vanilla flip just looks so smooth
>>2276601Go for a gut lore
f0ze can at least beat p0in, r-right?
>>2276203roster moves aren't a thing anymore because of player inflation.the scene has stagnated with there being a whole bunch of dead teams with players sick of playing with each other.
>>2276649even with unlimited money and all orgs cooperating with each other, you still can't come up with a team to beat vitality
>>2276703Falcons have been raping vitality sucessfully recently. Mental problems have held them back.
>>2276716maybe should niko should stop raping his twink harem
Can somebody explain to me why Falcons buy players with such small fanbases. Isn't their entire point of existing to sportswash with superstars and make Saudi look like a good country? Why with an infinite budget do they not buy real superstars? Are they retarded?If they spent 2 million for kyousuke donk should be worth around 20 million based off this graph. That's nothing for these Saudi's.
>>2276748>donk - Gamer>kyousuke - Professional gamer>m0nesy - Russian professional gamerHmmmmmm...So donk is just a gamer? I don't think Niko is interested in just gamers.
>>2276748Because Niko runs Falcons and he wanted m0nesy because they're in love and kyousuke is his new boytoy.
i dont really watch cs2 esports closely but kyousuke keeps showing up in my feed because i watch other esports and hes pretty cute
>>2276762He's so gay. Anybody got that vid of him fixing his on stream? Gayest tier 1 pro atm
>>2276601I don't like the vanilla look of older knives vs the newer ones. They're clearly far less detailed and have less shine on the blade (if any). Just check out how good a vanilla Kukri looks like compared to some boomer knife
Damn you guys watching the twistzz lore video on the b stream? That witch he's with basically groomed our vegan
>>2276830nah
>>2276830I do not give a single fuck about any details pertaining to the personal lives of CS pros or any e-sports pros for that matter.
>>2276830>old hag grooms superstar youngsterA tale as old as time really
kwab
Are we getting 2022 karrigan?Or gambling addict karrigan?
>>2276830I used to wonder how a guy with so much money and decently good looks never broke out of the spell and pulled a baddie. But after the last 3-4 years its apparent now that hes probably the most awkward nerd in all of esports
>>2276839kek brutalI have a friend who's a diehard fan of f0ze, feel bad for him
Forzen looking really fucked up manGodwoo and his friends really did a number on him
>>2276838giwtwm
>>2276767
>>2276850I hope this was worth 0 majors, choko
>>2276830well what's the lore
>>2276850I hope he transitions.would really spice up this stagnant scene.
JUST
>>2276857i like his hair
>karrigan 8-5yeah faze lost this map it's always when the IGL frags the team loses
Twistzz ghosting hard
so glad ropz and rain are free from this mess
Fucking glowies man.
>>22768660ch0n didn't let us shitpost about f0ze
we are backf0ze lmao
my moussies are playing :)
HOLY GIGACHAD
actually clean ace tho
>f0ze
What the fuck was that from navi, seriously. What the fuck is going on
so what's gonna happen to failure clan now?
>>2276895what happened?
>>2276895hunter godlike igl
>>2276899They got bent by j2.
>>2276902Mood
>>2276904better quality, he's so TEA
Idk why but I can't stop rooting for Astralis despite them sucking for so long. It's nice to see them playing well again.
>>2276915well i dont really think of them as the same teami just think of them as cool underdogs now
jabbeast
no chin? no problem
>>2276929This nigga got sugar in his tank
>>2276929>nikoyeah the boypussy makes the choking worth it it seems
>>2276850>>2276929aura
>the 4 most popular russian players>3 stick figure twinks with faggot mannerisms and a fatass lesbian
>>2276943wait... being faggy is what zoomers mean with aura?makes sense
>>2276915probably because dev0rce was a washed vibe killer.
mouz lost from 9-3 lead to hooxi....
>>2276953expectedhooxster supremacy is real
>>2276944they gotta be putting something in the water over there right? they make regular zoomers look like lumberjacks
>>2276929what the fuck man
I'm leaking right now...:>)*&*
>>2276892keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>Niko>Kyosuke>m0nesy>donk>magixxIs this the perfect team?
>>2276980
>>2276987not sure about perfect but a good chance of being nr 1
soooo whats up with that jew camera?
Which t1 pro finna die soon
Mouzel tov!
We need more diversity in CS.
>>2277028why? who are we missing?
that did not just happen....
>>2275440Annie <3
>>2277051everyone south of USA except argentina/brazil, all of africa, norway, netherlands/belguim, italy, switzerland, austria, the balkans, all the middle east, india, korea, japan, SEA,
>>2277051>who are we missing?a couple of non whites from europe like italians and greeks, palestinians, some people from indonesia and that whole region, some african representation and some native americans
>>2277028>>2277062>>2277063the opposite, actually. we need to kick out non-germanics
>>2277062Japan and Korea (and the rest of SEA i guess) really have no excuse to not have at least one good team. NA as well but that's another thing...
japan plays real sports and korea plays league/starcraft
i said it a hundred times alreadymove torzsi to g2, that's a major winning team
>>2277072japan plays fighting games
oh yeah, I'm hooxing
2 jew > 0 jewdon't you know what year you live in?
>>2277072>japan plays real sportslike what? smallest micropenis league?
>>2277085baseball and football
Aulon 'Krabeni' Fazlija 48-30 101 ADRAleksi 'Aleksib' Virolainen 23-45 52.6 ADRi'm noticing
>>2277093i dont get it
HOLY SHIT IT'S UP!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCUX31Ej3lU
top 4 at major will be furia, pari, spirit, vitabut the final is furia/spirit
>>2277110anyone who bests vita on dust ii can winotherwise its vita all the way
>>2277110Falconsbros..
в пoлкy пpибылo
>sizzi vs sissiesb8 wins this one
>>2277110>pariovermemed team, they went out last on the Major and Krakow and the pressure in Cologne will be insane. if they make it to top8 it will be a success. we don't even know if it's a proper tier 1 team or just good two months run like with previous Jame teams.
uh ohhe's sad, someone send niko to cheer him up
is donk washed up already?
>>2277149yes
>>2277149'fraid so
are b8 hacking the internet
>>2277144HUMBLED
HAHAHAHAAHAhe fucking rage quit! lol
>>2277161KWAB
>>2277161what an actual bitchjust join falcons already, get raped by him and rape the competition
>>2277144nice unibrow
>>2277161he toggled.watch him top frag now.
>>2277166meds
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>2277171noob should go back to farming bots on faceit
respect the best player in the world
>>2277174I do
by now i think its very obvious for anyone that b8 is radar toggling
>losing to p0in in 2026KWAB!!!!!!>>2276862Free my nigga broky too>>2276892KWAAAAAAAAAAAB>>2277073brother, I'm the one who said itit's not just a major winning team, it's a 1000 year dynasty
>>2277181zypoo
>>2277181ZyGOAT
>>2277181whoops wrong pic
>magixx's cam shaking whenever he moveswhat a fat fuck
based spirit giving us 3 maps of kino
speer0t disasterclass hoyl shit. donk literally throwing in the last round.HURRR DURR LETS CROSS THE SMOKE!
>zont1x
does tnir ever actually pop off?
NIGGA WHO THE FUCK IS B8
So.....f0ze......whatever happened there?
>2003>playing de_rats at the lan cafe
what the d2nk doin
>>2277225At this point I want them to win a game out of pity
remember broky walking around like a retard without a kit and almost losing them the map after snow throwed it by peaking
SISSIFIED
>>2277225nqz - broky awp diff on mirage
I have to admit, I miss not hearing pimp's wrong takes
how do you make alex666 your name with a straight facecorny ass timmy
>>2277255>>2277260retard
>>2277261*based takes
The Majima cutout in magixx's room is taking me out
By far the most OTs in history of any cs event ever.this is suerley not scirpted by ESL to farm ez twitch ad money lmaothey literally double or triple their income with thisThis event is 100% scripted and they do this on purpose spirit b8 will also have ot one map? donk cant hit anything for one entire map, his bullets literlly disapear, he seemed like he was killed from the future.now b8 has no chance and gets insta headshotedSUUUUUUUUUUUURE esl, every single time the same shit in this shit event
nice rush kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5JYHXtt_rw
>>2277283yeah
>>2277269>hmm I can't decide if I should call myself Alex69 or Alex666
Just tuned in and B8 are up a map, the fuck happened there? And it was mirage too, donkey literally plays that map 24/7
>>2277310hard to focus when sunsh1ne is under the desk while you play
>>2277310Furia are also down a map vs 3dmax. For once we might see a new contender that isn't the usual niggas on final. Maybe an astralis vs legacy final would be mega kino.
>>2277318my mouzzies got this
Intel replay
>>2277310online cs.these onliners are all on meth and use probably some sort of hyper opotmized pc set up while all the normal top5 teams just chill on their shit pcs on coffee
seeing zont1x play with deagle is weird
>>2277318It's Aurora's time
>>2277328hes baiting way too much this cunt.same with shiro, same with tn1r and magix if we are honest.sending donk out first in every scenario is insane ngl
>>2277332>sending donk out first in every scenarioI'm sure that's kind of the main plan in this team
nice
spreadGODS have spoken
>shiro boring turret playstyle>tn1r 200 edpi whiffing *readjusts jersey 40x*>zontix only thinking about chinese pussy>magixx pure vibecalling fraudI hate this entire roster. Tier 2.5 bots forced to be top 5 VRS by GODONK and not even a thank you
>>2277356wdym they suck his dick every night
d2nk gonna lose and cope about anubis
>>2277356look at luria LMAOlosing to fucking 3dumbbums
>>2277367Vitality is the only Tier 1 team in CS
>>2277318thank godtotal big org rape>>2277320finally you posted something other than "my m0uzzies :)"
>monkeys got raped by pigs yesterday, today it's the frogs' turntotal and utter humiliationglad to see p00ria and f0llen and particularly the uppity igl wannabe y0kindar put in their placesdon't have to worry about playing with a coach standin if you don't even make it to the playoffs kwab!
>>2277363anubis is currently the map he frags the most on
Not so fast, 3dmax is choking
imagine Sidde grinding like a madman for the playoffs but furia gets eliminated in the groups kek
>>2277400>not so fastyes slow down the rape kek>>2277401it looks like it might happen kwab
least obvious fixing
>>2277359i would do that
>>2277414this is the gayest post in magog history
>>2277417you sure, i got more
>>2277421booba
>>2277414>>2277421NiKo WILL secure him this year
>>2277414might be possible. I'm an avid porn addict and the guys with the freakiest dicks are always manlets
>>2277422
>>2277427
It's all so tiresome...
faze vs furia 2-0 match lets gooo
>>2277429>>2277425yes he 100% has chuddy, massive big dick for no reason
>>2277443riprest in piss
Where's that Russian challenge image when you need it
donk the lowtab guardian
trans representation won
blue balls
let's hope for a faze vs furia elimination game
even better theres a chance both get eliminated 0-3
>no f0ze vs p00ria elimination matchsad, but on the flip side there's a good chance both of them will be eliminated 0-3counterstrike is healing
>>2276284>Ratz>on the same teamYeah wonder how long that will last untill he employs his legendary backstab™ . Won't be the first time after forming a band of brother and winning it all he decides it time to fuck everything up and leave for greener pastures.Considered cutting his brakes again but then I wouldn't be there to soak in all the Vitality tears after he inevitably moves to Falcons.
holy f0ze monkey cope
>>2277572>still not over it
>>2277577Some things are never forgiven
online events are mickey mouse events filled with pros with weird camera angles and sudden "crashes" despite using $20k+ pcs equipped with the latest components freshly imported from Taiwanese semiconductor fabrication plantsno REAL tier 1 team wants to win this trash because it would be a massive downgrade to their trophies cabinet, so they are just trying random strats and playing for fun. next real and worthy event is blast
^is what I would say if I was a coping bitch ass
>>2277572Zywoo is the main character of Vitality, not ropz or anyone else. the only player Vitality fans could be crying about leaving is him.
>>2277582trvke but also cope
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KIbI3FRtyj0can anyone get this working in cs2? its super easy to do every try in csgo, but this shits impossible in cs2 right now. it used to be doable, but not as easy as csgo. Now it seems fucking impossible. I can't hit it at all. Really proves to you how different the movement of cs2 and csgo are
>>2277627i thought they removed this shit
whats a good skin for a cheap ass like me on the m4-s and ak?
>>2277636search full green cheap loadout every brokie uses those
>>2277637by cheap i meant like $100 not mcdonalds meal tier
>>2277639kill yourself
>>2277629i think they removed it in that last update. when they added that jump spam stamina thing??? Unless there is a way to do it still, but I can't figure it out.. Before that I could do it but it wasn't too consistent. I been playing Cs Go and its so easy to do everytime. Makes me think it should be in the game and I don't understand why they took it out recently. It's cool
>>2277639Ak black laminateSleek classic skin
>>2277445He's so cute bros. I'm in love with him
Okay now seriously, FaZe will win against Monte. it's IMPOSSIBLE that they lose yet again..?
>>2277757same brother same
>>2277764
>>2277764Nah its over. I'm a fazehead but I've had enough of this shit. The issue with faze today seems to be purely mental. They beat vitality twice on nuke 2 months ago and now they can't win against pain on the fucking map. They keep jumping map picks from nuke, to ancient and now to dust 2 and they keep getting btfo on them. Monte will run over them tomorrow, and the fans will get tortured for many months to come because they will stick with this dogshit roster for whatever reason (its not a money problem since they recently signed an academy team, which are known to be money drains).
>>2277773I miss donka, he's starting to look too masculine.
were watching ohne play cs2 with jynxzi btw
no we are not you fucking nerd we are watching UFC
>>2277764Monte are online demons
>>2277789nah ts more fun
my nigga danny finna make the major while pua fails
>>2277832the absolute state of bestia.#vamosalmundialKEKin the end legacy proved their worth.
>>2277789would rather watch ohnepixel open cases while yelling "vas", or watch loba shit on cs2 for the gorillion time, than watch any ufc fight that is not the main event
>>2277773The face of CS2
>>2277797If it was on lan f0ze would still get raped, hope this helps.
>>2277780Tomorrow Karrigan will unveil his master plan and barely win a very close 2-1 series, just trvst
>>2277839Bestia's visa issues kickstarted leg0cy's mini run.
Vamos 9zFinally HUASOPEEK stickers are coming
Imagine Falcons donk
>>2278117Would be legendary. Forget the trophies. Just the aura they would possess would be unmatched. Imagine the Falcons team bus rolling into IEM Chengdu and out gets m0nesy, donk, kyousuke and papa niko. The chinks would be screaming like the brits used to do for the Beatles. They would become the new Kpop group for all chinks across the world. 1 billion fans instantly. Gives me chills just thinking about it, truly.
Imagine cock in ass
>>2278140just imagine, all that talent and still being unable to beat the woo.
>>2278180>the woothe guy who doesn't traindoesn't use utilplays runescapethe guy who bangs sjokx AND freya
>>2278180Winning is meaningless with 0 fanbase. donk's girlfriend suns1de is searched more than the woooooo
>>2278180>Geee I wonder why does everybody hates us so much...hmmmmmmmm
>thorin has to eat while recording a podcastput the fork down you obnoxious ginger faggot I know you read these threads
>>2278238I think having to hurl up copious amounts of mucous every few minutes is more distracting.He should probably see a doctor, constantly being in a state of sickness isn't normal.
>>2278180this so much this
>>2278211They hate us cuz they ain't us
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3118973/karrigan-fans-delulufattigansisters......I can't cope......
>>2278180What can be said, he was simply destined for greatness. >>2278207>winning is meaninglessCope>with 0 fanbaseEven bigger cope, everyone loves HumbleWoo>>2278211>everybodyNo one hates TheWoo other than d0nk/s0mple fangirls and misc turdies seething about Vitality's dominance.>>2278269This. It's just sour grapes.
>>2278286sry meant to post this
>>2278293You can post any supposedly unflattering image you want lilbro, but it won't affect my love for HumbleWoo.Because I'm not a gay little faggot like you.
Zywoo doesn't have a real father and was assraped by his stepdaddy LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL!
>Zywoo doesn't h-ack!
>>2278305has this been confirmed?
>Yup, he’s got the gear.
soon
>>2278306based image
Monte easy 2-0Faze is too mind broken
Which should I wear for the Spirit match today :3
>>2278348
>>2278352that's a man.
>>2278365Even better
Moses is unrecognizable.
lets go monte!
>>2278348>>2278352Donk..
>>2277269His name is Alexey and he copied donk whose faceit handle is donk666
-karrigan +rain-broky +random t2 awper
>>2277414>>2277425Low body fat + even remotely regular sized dick will make you "hung"
>>2276929>>2276850happy womens day
>>2278348>>2278352this one also post penis
well gg go next
FaZe is RAPING Monte and yall niggas aint hyped ??
>>2278397>yall niggas aint hyped ??of course notzywoo isn't playing
>>2278397>6-4 on ct side>rapef0zeniggas really love coping huh?
i just don't understand how teams always win after a timeout, why couldn't you do that before? you needed to hear neo say lets go boys lets focus up
It's looking like another last place finish for the Ukrainian org Monte. Unfortunate
f0ze and p00ria both win today and face each other tomorrowp00ria eliminates f0zep00ria eliminated in the 2-2 poolts is the script
Hide your old sluts /magog/boomers because he's coming...FOR THEM!
you know a team's bad when they make faze look good.
>>2278402at least PUA has one DEI nepo hire, Monte isn't even pretending
>>2278406B0TSUKA RUUUUUUUUUUUUN NIKO HIDE HIM FAAAAAAAAAAST
>>2278348>>2278352she's doing research
>>2278411
>>2278401because they're either making a correction in their gameplan or resetting the tempo, a lot of cs is just a mental game
gayest thread we've had in a while
>>2278406>Oh may gawd thank you XGOD!!!!!
>>2278412weird thumb, 0/10 wouldn't bang.
>>2278411She prefers Ukrainians. Is zont1x Ukrainian or Russian?
>>2278413>resetting the tempothis can work in MM as well btw
>>2278408
>almost losing to gl0cksyeah f0ze are taking this one m0nte is shit
apologize to br1kyNOW
>>2278415"dated" a girl that kinda looked like this kek, she was chubby but in a hot way and let me eat her pussy whenever I wanted
>>2278423I love br1ky but come on that nigga literally crouch walked into his crosshair
>>2278418both
My two favorite cs players are refrezh & FaNg
>>2278418there's literally no difference between the two
broky lifegame fuck this
>>2278425still doubting brokyGOD?
I remember a br1ky clutch
shouldve hold that retard broky wouldnt have killed him ever
you know a team's bad when they make Broky look good.
>>2278434GODKY IS BACK COPE LIL BOI
>>2278436Give your best player the inferior gun because he will do more with it. Karrigan 300iq
>>2278436wow, their best rifler didn't have a rifle and they lostno fucking way
11-10is f0ze really gonna choke against m0nte?
>>2278436>they need all the help they can get its one of those
dust 2 is such a shit mapif it were released today no one would play this piece of shit
damn there's that f0ze magic againf0ze is back
>>2278445nigger opinion
>>2278448dust 2 is literally the lowest common denominator you fucking retard
BRVTAL MOG
>>2278445if dust2 wasnt good then it wouldnt be played lmao
>>2278451just world fallacyit has an objectively shit map design
FazeGODs we're so back
kek how do you get to this level and can't fucking smoke a molly? surely this is fixed literally cost them the round against tec9s
>>2278454ok what's your cope with infernoboomer map that's hated by everyonedust 2 is a boomer map that's loved by everyone(except zoomers who think they're cool for hating it)
>>2278458>boomer map hated by everyone?no? just making shit up huh?>dust 2 is a boomer map that's loved by everyoneah I see you're just a seething millenigger
Monkey style tec 9 rush to win the map
>>2278449Go play pic rel dogshit then lolThere is nothing good about valorant maze maps, simple and balanced maps most liked most played and are simply the best.
>>2278457I still can't believe it. Costed them the map.
Another jcobbb disasterclass. How much longer until he's kicked?
>>2278459ohhh yeah i forgot how popular inferno is it's always picked in premiernah i'm not a millennial but it's cringe when people hate on popular things just because they're popular, most popular things are bad but not all
soulless faggots playing fy snow on cs2 boot up 1.6
>>2278461Overpass is a map with good design. Even Mirage is decent. Dust 2 is complete garbage that only appeals to people with nigger tier IQ.>>2278465I love Mirage, another popular map. I'm not hating on D2 for being popular, I'm hating on it for being a garbage map undeserving of being in the map pool for as long as it has been in it.
>>2278469mirage is literally another dust 2 tho
only thing i hate about dust 2 is mid
>>2278470It would be if the Ts could cut off rotation from A to B by controlling CT spawn.
>>2278473uuuuuhhhh?
>>2278475You're legit retarded if you didn't understand what I said.
>>2278478I know that you meant double doors but Ts can climb into window or control A site from jungle bro Mirage is literally another dust 2, its why its yet another most played map
>>2278478Its also why Cache was so popular, its also yet another dust 2
oh yeah broky is back
you are not boostmeister lil bro get off
-karrigan +heavygod and jcobb takes over IGL. He already have the IGL firepower. Maybe he is a good caller
^i support this idea
faze feels so awkward
>>2278481Yes, it requires extreme amounts of effort and at most one person can guard the murderhole. Big difference from 5 Ts dropping 3 smokes, 2 mollies and 10 flashes, barreling through middle whilst cutting off half the team from the other bombsite.>>2278483Again you'll notice that it is extremely difficult to do, not as easy as D2. All good maps have this one feature in common: Easy rotation for CTs whilst making it extremely difficult for Ts to control it. That's why Inferno has great map flow. There's easy rotation between sites but the Ts can also control it with some effort.
>>2278487lol>>2278488smartest f0ze fan
>>2278490>extremely difficult no really, all of them require mid control and like 1 extra smoke lol
>>2278491at this point f0ze got nothing to lose, just make it wild and gamble. keeping b0tniggan will never fix anything and will only make things worse
frozen needs a good team
>>2278499he should rejoin mouz, replacing brollan with xertion taking over as igl.that team would actually win tournaments.
>Official vita account hiding views...Oh nononononon BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHhttps://x.com/TeamVitalityCS/status/2030600281474383903
>>2278501what a weird post they arent even playing against each other lmao
>>2278501damn, the views thing got on their nerves, HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
>>2278492Actually I take that back, now that I think about it I liked Cache because of nostalgia but map design wise it's basically the same as D2, just barely a step above in difficulty cutting off rotations.
>>2278493Yes but that guy was clearly making fun of jcobb's fragging. Kick f0ttigan and get some proven IGL from tier 1.5 to salvage what's left of f0ze - which is actually pretty good. F0ze has a really good core, they just need to stop playing 4v5 every match.>>2278499He's already on a good team, just has a terrible igl.>>2278500Does xertion actually have any experience calling? Also brollan was a pretty good fragger before becoming igl as far as I can remember or maybe it was just the sg buff.
>>2278501>>2278505https://x.com/davidcunha98/status/2030606512012317073ts you lil nigga? f0ze copers are so pathetic kwab
GOATtares masterclass
>player issuefattigan had a heart attack?
just forfeit please.
>>2278521only way f0ze can win heh
Sorry, one of the players (who will not be named) had to urgently go to mcdonalds to buy 5 burgers (all 5 for himself).
>>2278516karrigan had diarrhea twizzt had constipation
>>2278527what will happen to tw0stzz if he eats indian food?
>>2278501That's actually kind of sad if you think about it. Just means they're aware of it
>>2278529he might get a call from niko
Guys is the Niko x m0nesy thing legit or just a meme? Did niko actually groom him or is that just some bs the gooners made up
>>2278537Just a meme
>>2278537>>2278539kyosuki on other hand
>>2278541It is still strange to me that Niko has teamed up with two very gay acting Russians though. What are the odds of this happening?
>>2278543>acting
>>2278543jokes aside reality is all of them are getting dicked by saudis
The universe doesn't want faze to get a win huh
genuinely who is watching this foid pretend to be interested in the game she's been "analyzing" for over a decade?
>>2278550I'm watching with one hand
>>2277876this is what they want, zywoo is crashing the party once again
>>2278551gooners need higher standards
>>2278306stop posting the old version, we're here.
>>2278554beautiful
>wonderful wanted to become fortnite pro it all makes sense
>>2278556Why did he cut his hair? Fucking retard looked majestic and now he looks like Auschwitz victim
>>2278559he's doing the reverse kyousuke.going from twink to gopnik.
Her crosshair placement was insane but her mechanics looked alright
tactical power outage to kill the opponent's momentum.
>>2278567https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_podzD4cSA
What exactly happened on Mirage in b8 vs spirit?What exactly happened in the furia vs 3dmax match?
>>2278575>What exactly happened on Mirage in b8 vs spirit?donk was getting raped and so was rest of spirit, i think it was going to be one of his worst games but he got a couple of kills in second half >What exactly happened in the furia vs 3dmax match?Furias existence is based entirely on mologoy
CHADDIGAN
CARRYgan
faze is back.roster moves cancelled for another six months at least.
>>2278575esl scripts to make the games longer as they get paid by the hour from twitch ad revenuethey 100% do this and this is not cope or a theory.they run their games on their own sever structure and they have dozens of scripts running for all sorts of things, plus their own anti cheat.and they use that to script games.Esl games look the weirdest out of any TO.Just try to keep in mind how esl games seem when you watch blast or PGL.ESL always seems laggy and late and shity or when they want someone to win, its like people cant muss, like how furia and spirit lost.
Yeah I think from now on it's smooth sailing, FaZe is winning this whole thing.
>>2278586>like how furia and spirit lost.Spirit didn't lose though
>>2278575to emphasize how bad it was, donk ended first half with 2 kills 11 deaths score.
>>2278590Yeah, that's uncharacteristically bad. Although his T on Anubis was also pretty bad.
>>2278501Sad
>Faze winning >Sun shiningHaters where are you?
>>2278589they lost one mapand they didnt want a 2 map stomp that would have lasted less than 1 hour all and all, which would only give them minimal ad rev.with a 3 map play they got 2+ hours of ad rev with the most watched team in this event.
>>2278619Seems kinda schizo but I'm lowkey starting to believe you
>>2278627Not really schizo when you remember that teams get paid by viewership
>>2278628So you're saying all the teams are in on it?
>>2278630Yeah, its not really a secret
>>2278636If this is legit you could predict outcomes of games and make bank. Based off this theory what's the most likely outcome of Spirit vs G2? Three maps I guess?
>>2278637>if this was legithttps://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/1j5khwj/updated_how_much_do_tier1_orgs_earn_in_2025https://www.hltv.org/news/40576/club-financial-incentives-introduced-as-esl-reveals-more-ept-detailsIts not IF, its legit, its public knowledge, everyone just assume that competition is completely fair and transparent. >Spirit vs G22-0 or 2-1 for spirit, don't forget that there is more than 1 team, sponsor, deal, everything has schedule that must be followed and everything costs money. Personally i wouldnt say everything is entirely fake. >you could predict outcomes of games and make bankand people do, do you think these big out of nowhere winners that bet on unimaginable upset are just believers?
>>2278628>>2278627its logical not schizoid.saudis during their evaluation casted doubt on all esl events, but EWC.So they need to show massive revenue's and the year after the Investment meeting and their doubt about esl as an asset all esl events have massive scripting signs and every 90% of they matches have multiple ots?totally not sus at alland what he says is right, esl pays out for CCV and if spirit has insane CCV because of donk and stomps everyone in less than an hour, they would lose 100ths of thousands if not millions.same for furia, so some quick scripting, so spirit and furia dont get just 3 0 swiss with 2:0 1 hour stomps.If spirit, furia, navi, faze were in the running all at the same time they all play well and 2:0 every game, esl would lose millions, so they are incentivized to script games to last as long as possible.
>>2278645Spirit gets scripted on every time, but they lose these games cause their mental is ass, shiro wiffs donk gets scripted on like in cologne 2024 and they cant recover.thats why they cant be that good to be bet on.the best team to bet on is navi.almost always 2:1, but they always make playoffs of esl events.and again OT xd
>>2278645Wouldn't it make more sense for Spirit to lose meaning they would play more games making more money since they're one of the most watched team this event. So why would they be favored to win?
>>2278653please don't entertain the schizos
>>2278659I think I'm one of them. I want to believe
>>2278661fak
>>2278653It would make more sense for esl to make spirit play more games, but spirit or furia get their points just based on CCV, so they could be eliminated early like spirit pic related but be on top at chengdu.But spirit is a good team so they can beat their scirpting systems.but wanting spirit to lose a few games here and there can get them eliminated which would lower their overall lower viewership and watch hours, so esl has to walk a tight rope on how much they want spirit or furia to lose but still make sure they make it as deep into the event as possible.but spirit is such a tility team that they after one bad game can just bomb out, or atleast they used to, now they got better. So esl has to be careful how far they go with these games.
>>2278653>there is more than 1 team, sponsor, deal, everything has schedule that must be followed and everything costs money.>So why would they be favored to win?It depends on opponents, actual viewership, deals they have and all that shit. Would it make more money for Spirit to lose once and btfo everyone 2-0 in lower group or win 2-1, go on to play vs other giga hyped team with G2 falling into lower bracket to milk more overtimesSpirit losing is not just something to forget either, they take reputational damage and in future there will be less viewers.Shit is insanely complicated, profit chasing in these event is insane.>why wont spirit lose 2-1 twicenow spirit is gone and so is a chunk of their viewers This might be the reason why mouz is eternal playoff team desu
>>2278659>>2278665you are just to low iq to understand this basic concept
>>2278665>>2278666This shit is blowing my mind. I'm going to view CS differently now
One thing that you can all call me schizo and i wont argue is AI Director, i genuinely believe with CS2 valve either added AI Director to the game or gave organizers access to it.I genuinely believe every live game is being manipulated with cheat like adjustments, all of a sudden donk has worst game of his life and all of a sudden his opponent bullets are just glued onto his head with 50 ms reaction time
>>2278669Watch how completely different the ESL major will be.Valve runs the servers at the major. All of the sudden that esl event will feel and look completely different.now that i say that, its probably also one of the reason they have to farm ad rev realy this year and script more blatant than usual. Because cologne, their most viewed event will not be able to be scripted.Also would explain why esl wasn't really caring about getting a major, as them having to get valve into their backrooms and servers.
>>2278670i think its just esl not valve.but we will see, just try to look at how esl cologne major will feel.i will call that esl cologne will be the most predictable esl event in a long time.
lets be honest replace fraudwoo and flameZ with current s1mple and elec and vitality would still win Majors
>>2278682if they replace zywoo and flamez with donk and shiro and they dont lose a single map ever.think about that, a much better team if you guys are honest.
>>2278670kek dumb russian
>>2278684donk was simply most recent example, keep seething about russians tho
why is noone talking about how donk is playing like a lurker since their break?
>>2278686????????????????????????he literally jumps out first on every exeche plays outside nuke and depending on the strat he watches the rotations as to from cts.but this is normal and he has always done this.he legit plays LESS like a lurker now than ever.and he has the highest HLTV entry stat line he ever had the last few months in his entire career, so more proof you are just a clueless tard.so you might have to check your brain
>>2278689he was often alone on t side on overpass, same for nuke where he was making plays alone.
>>2278697>lurker>making plays
>>2278682don't understand the vitality could still win without zywoo narrative when during his slump at the beginning of the second season last year they couldn't win anything.
>>2278701well yes I mean he was trying to infiltrate space while the other terrorists were together.
>>2278702they win every event if apex wasnt a bot and he had 5% of the form he had in the first season 2025 and mezi and flamez both had slumps at the same time, ropz was the onlyone who was there but still worse.proof?>vita wins 2 majors with zywoo choking and getting carried in the semi and both finals by mezi, apex, flamez and ropzliterally any awper that is half decent can replace zywoo.>shiro, monesy, simple, molodoy, jame, wonderful, torzinow imagine they switched out zywoo and flamez with shiro and donk, monesy, niko, or kyousuke, vitality becomes better. anyone saying otherwise is copingAs vita lost all the events they lost because the one team member that is baiting everyone and has the only set up in the team is choking every game and losing them the games, and ropz and mezii couldnt carry him like at the majors.
>>22787301.4 average rating in the maps won in the semi and finals of the major is called choking?you schizos love to say "if" "would" to make an argument, it's the proof you don't have any arguments.
>>2278738so we are lying now.
>>2278753WINNING MAPSwho cares about rating if you lost a map, well I guess it proves zywoo having a bad rating is more likely to make you lose a map uh?
>>2278757you cant be real.>This is the semis budapest major, vs spirit THEY WON THIS.>The finals vs faze in budapest THEY WON THIS>final vs mongolz austin majorTHEY WOOOOON THISSSSSSvita fans are consistently the dumbest people i have ever come across.this cant be a coincidence. btw everyone laughs at you when you say zywoo is the goat. as you just dont understand basic cs, proven time and time again.
If donk were to replace flamez in Vitality he'd be the one winning MVP every timeJust saying
>>2278759>>This is the semis budapest major, vs spirit >THEY WON THIS.>>The finals vs faze in budapest >THEY WON THIS>>final vs mongolz austin major>THEY WOOOOON THISSSSSSholy shit they literally cannot stop winningwinwoo, wintality!
>>2278763IF IF IF IF IFlmao fucking losers.
>>2278767winning while zywoo is choking thats the point hes making.so zywoo isnt that important when they win 2 majors with zywoo being their 3-4th best player in semi and finals>"player of the year"
Guys stop arguing. We can end this debate with one simple mog off
d2nk, lol
>>2278759I'm talking about maps won, 1.4 average rating in the maps won, the maps that made them win those trophies. this is a choke for you?
>>2278774That's a body of a Greek God on the right.
>>2278774d2nk can't recover from that mic guy humiliation.
we are talking to "people" who think that when donk has a bad map, it's part of a script.
>>2278771It's okay to be afraid of the truth, vita fans have fragile enough egos as it is
>>2278781"if" is the truth for schizos I see.this you? >>2278554
>d2nkey niggas are imaging what it'd be like to be on the winning teamKEKyou niggas are sad
People conveniently forget that Vitality never won a single major playoff map in multiple attempts until their mickey mouse Paris runSo much for being a carry lol
>>2278774I'm active in many looksmaxxing communities and donk absolutely mogs Zywoo here. donk 6psl but manlet so 5 psl. Zywoo around 3.5 psl
mongolzbros... its so over...
i am new to cs who won last two major?
>b-but the pastthe future is now, old manand it's Vitality's future
>>2278799You can literally see his d cups
s1mple_1_grafitti_zywoo_0_grafitti
>>2278776THEY WON ALL THESE MAPS YOU RETARD.HE WAS LITERLLY CARRIED LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOvita fans are so fucking dumb hahahahahaha >>2278759
>>2278790zywoo is looksmaxxing and he takes Ozempic and how he looks now is his peek form lmao.
>>2278774hes so cute :3
>>2278822
>>2278813>THEY WON ALL THESE MAPS YOU RETARD.NO THEY DIDN'Tlmao what a retard
>>2278826
>>2278822was
>zywoo>4 times #1 hltv>3 times major winner>3 times major mvp>1 grand slam>30 times MVP>whiteyep, that's my goat.
imagine niko claiming a third...
Guys is donk balding or does he just have high hairline. Because his hairline was always "bad" even in vlogs from 2023
>>2278501
Just woke up and I see faze won? Damn, 5 year contract extension for the brokster and his buddy jcobb
>>2278846He's balding. But he can always go to turkey with xantares and get a new hairline
>>2278856him with 15his hairline is literally the same.
>>2278840isthis was the other month, of of my favorite pictures.
>>2278869>>2278866from what country are you
>>2278871France
>>2278874say the truth
>>2278877why are you so mad you nerd
>>2278881you're on an anonymous board and you still decide to lie.
>>2278869I've nothing against donk but this is definitely not the best picture of his. Any photo where your gums are exposed like that would basically be a disservice.
bucket head is a better caster than Screamy and Laundry.
>>2278892many are saying this
>>2278884no, you are just mad that i like this qt more than some obese nerd? While being French?Not everyone is a retarded nationalist who follows blindly their own country people even when you dont like them.
spinx pretty goodthat was like that jks round
I think Mouz might actually win this tournament.
torzsi sounds very unpleasant
>>2278790>I'm active in many looksmaxxing communitiesHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAimagine opening a reply with this statement and expecting anyone to take you seriously
>>2278894you're a traitor and will be hanged by vitality corp
Mongolz are even worse than Mouz when it comes to being constant disappointments
don't reply to the falseflagging russki faggot
>>2278891i find it cute idkand i love the confidence to just smile and not care about anything
>>2278915You can tell the hate got to him about his gums though. He always closes his mouth really quick after talking/smiling. FeelsBad
>>2278894you don't even speak french. also being such a simp a non european trait.
reminder that if you like donk you are a pedophile.
>>2278920meanwhile gumwoo doesn't give a fuck, he also changes his hairstyle constantly. dude doesn't give a fuck.
>>2278920>You can tell the hate got to him about his gums though. He always closes his mouth really quick after talking/smiling. FeelsBadso true dimitri
my moussies :)
Liquid bros........... I just found out that we got eliminated from Master Santiago.
>>2278920have you watched a single vlog. hes cheesing most of the time.
>>2278934
>>2278934dear lord
Please Mouz win already
Bwos.....
>>2278943eating cheese to celebrate right now :)
Maaaan...now Furia are getting raped in the lower bracket. First Professor, now this.
>>2278949>valorant major vs some online cs eventKWAB
blamef at the majorsit your bitch asses down
>>2278954CadiaN soon
If donk plays like he did yesterday they aren't beating G2. Shiro only activates once every tournament.
>>2278953>valorant majorCorrection. Not a major just a t1 lan event>some online cs eventCorrection. Not some online cs event but some online cs event with botted viewers. I think we can safely shave 50% off.
>>2278949donk will push us over those basedboy gamers don't worry
Time to watch my man Sunpayus hit some AWP shots.. maybe.. or not...
>>2278951Celebrating with a pizza, it's got cheese so it counts
ez for zywoo and willhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkdiXgiyBjI
my g2ssies finna beat these inbred freaks
lmao what the fuck was that deagle 4k
I can tell this will be a game with many cheaterspams
GOATPAYUS
liquid junior
shartpayus
it's a players whiff in front of donk script tonight I guess.
Someone tell g2 theres another site
>>2279025trust in huntah
we have cs2 begging for likes using streamers
Can they stop using those cinematic flashes whenever they switch between player cams?
G2 STOMP TIME
>>2279044it's a bug
hunter is such an idiot.the kovac's curse.
>>2279044free game no bitching
donk drinking alkaline water to tame some acidic reflux. daaaaaawww
someone tell sunpayus that you shoot with left click
spirit are really running donk as giga hard entry
sungoyim...
-malbs fast
Can they please stop sending donk mid on t ancient every round. It's really fucking aggravating.
>>2279076had a mouse issue, maybe he had the issue again.
>get info which site Sunpayus is holding with awp>run in that site>winThis is the strategy
is it also sunpayus's fault that malbs played like shit?
malbs is the problem
>>2279089b-but the Doctor Mario... he was supposed to be a new niko...
>>2279082Can't tell if true or joking, that peek was so long I could actually believe it was a mouse issue.
>>2279088it was part of the script
>>2279095no I'm serious. indeed it was so long this is why I suspect he had a mouse issue again.
heroic really finna win 13-3
>>2279103Unfortunate
>furia best team in the world at overpassremember when people said this?
molodoy not even rushing and attempting to win with a miracle, instead he waits and tries to get a kill before dying
>>2279118Yeah and FUT is the best Mirage team.
>>2279118?????
https://x.com/FaZeEsports/status/2030642206118129716karrigan gets 2 kills and everyone is as hyped as they won the major
>>2279129it's been a very long time since their last win, please understand.
>>2279124yes people said it all the time
>>2279129bro they're just happy they can do something else
tactical timeout music is from the entropy centre I believe. good puzzle game.
>>2279118I don't know why they keep picking it, they've been complete dogshit at it and Mirage/Inferno are their main picks anyway
scripts activated spirit cant hit anything they get insta killed donk cant even do anything he gets insta killed
>>2279149they had a really long streak of wins last yearbut now they've been really shit. the losses have been really bad too.
>>2279150it was the opposite on ancient
y is donk throwing lule
hunter knows
>>2279167for the fun of the game
>>2279166because no scripts, just standard cs loaded.now they need to stretch that 40k average for as long as they can
You watch the game, you don't see shiroyou watch shiro, you see the game.
send malbs to the manure factory
malbsmore likemalds
>>2279168>all their kills are so lucky>they're very very luckyit's so fucking blatant
wait....faze won a game?????a game where they were>0-2>looking completely hopeless>backs against the wall, ready to disintegrate>being written off by everyonereally?? they won that game?holy shit, I never would've guessed!to be completely honest tho, I did have a bit of doubt only because it's online
ayoare going back to csgo or what
>>2279185I wish
>>2279184faze... uh... finds a way
this fat indio is absolutely trash
heavygod kek
donk has been kinda shit on Anubis lately it feels like
Totally not scripted round, you guys know what i mean.spirit cant hit anything, no bullets finish anyone off
pool's closed
SLAM DONK
who the hell entertained the schizo cheating now scriptfag
lmao that hurt
those spaghetti arms aren't built for desk slamming.
wouldn't mind a part two
>>2279200me. I regret it.
>>2279205>do you want to know how I got this scar?
>>2279211apparently a cat did it when he was a kid
kekGG (it was bad game)
unlucky
>>2279213yeah no way. unless you keep scratching the injury and it doesn't heal and it becomes a scar but I doubt it.
marsbros
Malbs didn't have a good time.
>>2279219
where the fuck is nilo living? there is sun outside of his window.
>>2279222>ancient 0.66>anubis 0.68>overall 0.67
>>2279223you don't doubt what you said, I doubt what he said.
>>2279226Maybe sunpayus should just stay bad.
>>2279228maybe his parents accidentally sliced him and lied about it
The esl script was loaded donk was only 50% effective and malbs chokes his tits off and hunter cant even throw smokes
all the good guys lost
astralis vs faze tomorrow.
>>2279243yawn
Who
>>2279250pain finna send furia packing
>>2279250EZ loss for FaZe
any valorantfags? i stopped following the pro scene for a year who the fuck is ag and m8 lmao
>>2279275no nigga ask somehwere else
>>2279275get raped
juniorwoo
>>2278790ZyGOAT literally mogs ponk here, not only is he taller but also bigger. If the girls didn't know about what they did for a living, they'd choose HerculesWoo every single time. It's surprising that despite being into looksmaxxing you still haven't understood the basic premise of height > face.>>2278910Really says a lot about the quality of this general lately huh? And the kind of retards we waste time arguing with.
>>2278784And they've been posting homosexual fantasies all day, it's beyond sad.>2278789 (you)
>>2279288fuck you>>2279290fuck you
>>2279296
>>2279301*rapes you*
Marsborne being in the final of this meme LAN is a fluke on the level of Faze in Budapest, these niggas fucking SUCK
>>2279250>faze vs astralis noooooo................fuck
>>2279296you know why noone likes you zywoo tards?because you dont even try to be funny or make it real.you know that there has to be a cornel of truth in everything right? there isnt even a single atom where anyone looks at zywoo and thinks hes good looking. that makes you freaks seem psychotic.If you were simple fans being irconic pretending that this lard is good looking, ok, but you just are some unfunny boomer shills that dont even understand that you are the reason no-one can stand this fat fuck.
>>2278501Kwab, even the twitter normies saw thru the views hiding cope. Grim (the situation, not the player) for vitality social media.
>>2279308Your d2nkey ilk has been spamming faggot fantasies all day, sybau. You're literally on a counter strike general arguing about who's the better looking nerd, unironically kys.
>>2279306cope nigga
Yeah this G2 project is over. Which sucks. They won't even kick paypal because he top frags every now and then. Fucking end me.
TIL: vitality are viewfags
>>2279317you lost nigga
>>2279325read em and copespot will be secure after frag york
>>2279330*gets farmed by snav's chud mix*
>>2279341>onlinedoesn't count
>>2279315cause he is sexy.
>>2278501Someone from the vitality social media content team saw this and thought it was a good idea to post this self rape.
>>2279231No one knows? is this general just for esports? Where can I find a cs2 thread about actually playing the game. 4chan is the only social media i use.
>>2279656there was this thread, it only recently got archived:https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2031987/#2211139just make another thread for purely discussing the game. we do it here from time to time as well, especially when there are no tournaments, but don't expect to always get an answerthouhg i just watched the video and don't understand what part you're struggling with exactly, i mean that video of the jump is literally from cs2
>>2279656idk man I've only been using the other pixel boost (the one on the middle of the side, easy jump from lower), wasn't even aware this one existed
>2279555this fag is still replying to himself kwab
>>2278501Literal negative aura and these guys won back-to-back majors
kek nigga's already replied to himself 10 times talmbout sum "negative aura" kwab genuinely pathetic
>>2279760yeah all 25 tweet replies is the f0ze nigga with his alt accounts
FLYCHADSWE FLY
>>2278501taunt to get bodied combo
Reminder: There are 2 confirmed NEET f0zetards, so one of them is 100% spamming replies to himself. Kek beyond pathetic, pathetic team and equally pathetic "fans" kwab.
Reminder: There is 1 confirmed jeet who gets super pressed about vitality views posting.
>nigga still thinks I'm a currymuncherkwab anything to help f0zekeks cope
>VITALITY FANS! MAKE. SOME. NOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and now he'll reply to himself 10 timesKWAB
>>2279810damn bruv you scouting the thread hard, vitality btfoing themselves really did a number on ya huh? Lighten up, in a couple of hours f0ze will lose to asstralis and you can come here and post 1000 times if you want, but for now let us rejoice at this beautiful self rape from vitality
m0ntenegros dropped the ball, but I have full faith in HooxCHAD to deliver, AMEN
flyquest just RAPED china
vitality just RAPED themselves on twitter
>>2279809
Broky monday
A moment of appreciation for snax, for making malbs look like a top10 player
>>2279835it says a lot about Polish cs when snax is still their best player.
>>2279835ts you?
>>2279835Choko was the reason malbs looked good btw. respect choko
>>2279669the jump is actually from csgo. and way easier in csgo. a few months ago it was harder than csgo but still possible and i used it in my games when taking catwalk. u could jump up there without showing ur head then pick any little off angle to peek from was real good... Now all the sudden after that stamina jump rework patch I can't get it working anymore. I saw louiecs2 made a vid on it recently anyway and does it wrong in the video LOL. so idk what that was about? if its patched out for good or still possible or what.>>2279680that's more for a fast rotation. This is more for taking cat on T side since they wont see u jump up and u can randomly uncrouch at any offangle at them.
>>22798192023 ahh feud
>>2278501Why even do this? Fazes troll videos legit have 10x the views of vitality’s biggest achievements
so why did lynn vision and tyloo just stop playing cs and lose all vrs
>>2279927kyasuke.
Pros are making it too obvious guys.. look at sh1ro wallhacking. He's jiggling slightly with awp and right before the guy peeks he stops doing it. Obvious wallhack. How can you explain thishttps://youtu.be/JLSJ-bMSWmc?t=382
>>2279958He even moves his crosshair slightly right because he knows the peek is coming
cs girls are the greatest thing ever
Navi: ukranian fansParivision: russian fansMouz: israeli fansFaze: normie fansFalcons: chink fansFuria: brazilian fansVitality: no fans
Maybe Vitality has no fans, but I'm glad they're here to put d2nkey in his place and to show stat trannies and russian faggots that there's levels to this. There's a gap between stomping faceit shitters on mirage 24/7 and tier 1 pro play, just like theres a gap on d2nkeys anus from all the raping vitality did KWAB!
>>2280000all mentally ill albeit
>>2280002Vitality has the most fans, they're just not spamming the thread because they're not NEETs.
https://www.hltv.org/news/44029/pgl-pledges-22-million-for-2027-2028-circuitIt's over for ESLcels and BLASTchuds.
>>2280018>Vitality has the most fans
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3119257/vitality-has-no-fanskek this retard is spreading his filth on hltv as well hahaha
>>2280028Fans of teams:KWAB!!!!!
>>2280026
>>2280028But it's still true though
>>2279089>>2279226everyone with half a brain has always known this guy is just shit
Even falleN sloppa videos completely rape vitality kwab
>>2280037KWAB KEK ROFL
Too bad this game is called Counter Strike and not Youtube
>>2280043screaM was a goat contender with no trophies, same with xantares. views are EVERYTHING
NiKo won.
>>2280047literally who? the scary movie?
>>2280043Well, the whole point of these big events, that spend millions on arenas, tv productions, sponsors etc is to draw in the views, to put asses on the seats, etc. According to ur cope all this events might as well be some random faceit pugs no one gives a fuck about.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l22dRcz6Kbswhere this this monesy go?!
>>2280055He can't abuse snap tap anymore
>>2280034Here's what's also true:1. Karrigan is fat. Fat ugly ass hippo. 2. Karrigan is the worst IGL in the top 15 teams right now.3. Karrigan hasn't won a trophy without Ropz in over half a decade.4. Karrigan kicked gigachad Rain and backstabbed king Broky for washed drunkard simple.5. Karrigan has run a legacy org into the ground with his nepotism and inability to hang up the coat.6. Faze hasn't won a trophy in almost 700 days. 7. They can keep milking this Youtube views thing all they want even when the actual viewership numbers of the actual matches heavily favor Vitality.>>2280043These idiots go around screenshotting all these Youtube channels, this is the caliber of IQ we're arguing with here. We're actually the bigger fools for arguing with them.
Just imagineRainRopzTwistzzBrokyFrozenLiteral chills. But that fat hippo botniggan had to ruin everything.
>>2280054Copey.
>>2280058Are you French?
>>2280062Yes
>>2280062No
>>2280062Maybe
>>2280062Are you French?
>>2280062I don’t know
>>2280062Can you repeat the question?
>>2280062Are you retarded?
>>2280062I see replies I reply.
>>2279819>lost to chungus warrior
Vitality views posting has one nigga on this general so down bad pressed and gotten to that he actively scouts hltv, twitter posts and discords in search of magog shitposters. Kwab.
Godtality got that nigga BOILIN'
retard your filth shows up on the hltv sidebar
Vitality should merge with Faze. Imagine the monster, the faze fanbase and the vitality players. It would be the super team to rape and end all super teams. Fazetality.
>>2280078Meds.
vitality are already raping everyone doebeit why would they need faze
>>22800780/8
>>2280080faze is a cursed organization destined for mediocracy and youtube drama
>>2280080>Vitality should merge with Faze.
>>2280088I like how you always name your seethe screenshots. Your drive must be at full capacity by now since views posting started months ago.
>you reply>therefore you must be seething
bro realized he's not built for this
>>2280093wait teses doesn't look too bad
>>2280095he mogs that big lipped vaper
I have never see anyone with vitality stickers on their guns in game. I’ve seen the usuals: navi, furia, faze and spirit (mostly donk’s signature). Weird, must be because of high prices on vitality stickers compared to these other orgs…
>>2280104Nobody cares about that frauding forced era no aura team
>>2280109how are you gonna cope when the vitality era lasts another two years at least while teams like faze disband?
>lose trophies>only thing you can win in is view countsWhat a legend ZywOo is. Giving them something to rejoice inHumblewoo Herculeswoo Fairwoo Bestwoo
>>2280109>no auraZyGOAT: Literally born on the day CS was released, destined to be CS' Jesus.Ropz: Racist chud aura + contender for GOAT riflerMezii: Cool/calm/collected Britbong who's a dad of 2 and everyone loves him, not a single haterApex: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/quMhZIuYKwEFlamez: zionist auraVitality is the team with the most aura AND the most trophies, literally unstoppable.>>2280113let him cope brother poor nigga has to watch his favorite team get raped every single time they play kwab>>2280121Top10RespectMomentsInCSWoo
If Faze lose today they won't make the major...
>>2280136
>>2279958>How can you explain thiscoincidence, happens literally all the time and if you played the game and watched your gameplay back you would also see things that are "obvious wallhacks"
Truly, the Manchester City of CS
>footy analogyVery gay.
FINE THIS NIGGER RIGHT FUCKING NOWCOCA COLA DID NOT PAY FOR THIS AD
>Let's see what the goat rifler of early cs go is up to!Uhhhhhhh...yeah....
misutaaa been kinda good
if jL joins Liquid I will hate LiquidI like Liquid rn, they should not do this
>>2280203>if jL joins LiquidWhat makes you think it's a possibility?
>>2280204my man scrawny just hit me up and said he might replace nertz
>>2280200his primary viewer base is on twitch i think, although its not much better
>>2280028it's the same tard i mentioned recently who's constantly copy pasting posts from here to hltv, mental illness
liquid rumoursspeedrunning their way to be the most hated team
Are mongolz retarded?
>>2280211jLEGEND IS BACK OMFGGG
>>2280211crazynertz is kinda bad but not exactly the issue with liquid
>>2280211jLegend hoype
>>2280211Why are they trying to make me dislike them?
liquid is back
>>2280211israel wont stand for this
>>2280211LFG
>>2280211>siuhy and ultimate still stealing paychecks>one of the actual good but incredibly mismanaged players they do have getting the boot for someone who hasn't played in a yearLiquid's team manager has the competence of a Sony exec
-jimi +nertz
>>2280211>naf>random guy hired by twistzz>mouz reject>faze reject>navi reject
>>2280216nertz has only been relatively bad under siuhy1.12 on heroic1.12 on liquid with twistzz igl1.04 under siuhy>>2280221>>2280224he probably wanted to leave
>>2280211I hated him in 2024 but I kinda miss our little wholesome chungus mr reddit guy
>>2280231If absolutely nothing else, he'll at least improve the vibes Maybe that'll keep the team from looking absolutely miserable every time they play
jL son or donk daughter?
>>2280230rumor was that he wanted to go to G2, but Liquid didn't want to sell himI also remember some rumor that Liquid wanted to do nertz/malbs swap, but G2 rejected
>>2280232>improve the vibesHe should join faze instead then.
>>2280058>BUT WHAT ABOUT FAZE?!?!?!?holy obsessed KWAB
>>2280058>1. Karrigan is fat. Fat ugly ass hippo.trvth nvke
3dmax when their "hold w on the ct side" is working is the scariest team in the world
>>2280211this team won't be good until the polish corruption is purged from it.
>losing to lerk0 and nawwk in 2026
>>2280261>device is the pro-
>>2280266overpass, you'd expect device to do work
>>2280261I don't want rain to go to the glue factory ;_;
when donk play
>>2280288He retired.
so much cheating in these pro games
how many for faze today?
think I'll rewatch some Wookino while we wait for Faze / Astralis
man this mongolz shit is dragging on bruv
>>2280332We might be looking at OT at this point
MONGODZ
>faze astralis elim gameno matter who wins, I lose....
navi is getting btfo by legacy
mogged
disband already
>>2280370They're matchfixing.
/ourschizo/ is smiling today
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
it's happening already...
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HOLY CHADHOOXI
Its over, I'm closing the stream.
why don't teams get together for these online tourniesare gaming houses dead
I'm a Faze fan and I'm too nervous to watch. What's happening guys? Are we winning?
Gambling addict karrigan hits the jackpot for the first time in 7 games
Spirit are all in the same house
>>2280380They never did in CS, bootcamps existed and still do but they often hurt more than help because you get stuck with same people for a while.Bootcamps are similar to gaming house but not really the same thing.
>>2280384He goes all in again with his previous gains and losses it all
>>2280381
GODKY
broky doubters???
Broky antwerp form
>>2280392
I've seen enough, Faze is winning this whole tournament
NICE KUBA
bad play by hooxi
>hooxi
Aimlocking
faze incel luck script
gigachad bros...
Astralis players have extremely low iq's :/ danish genes
https://www.hltv.org/news/44034/jl-to-play-for-liquid-at-roman-imperium-cup-vi
>>2280211>israel is winning>btw you can't leave keeeeeeek
>>2280425humiliation ritual (2-for-1 edition)
>>2280426>israeli star>starlol
>>2280426he was mobilized wasnt he
make some more posts about how the vrs works, messioso
Why are there non stop tech pauses?
>>2280430Why would he be but not others?
Damn uncle karrigan has crisp aim sometimes
very micro thing but most pros still don't instantly pull down on a backstab m4 kill for a bodyshot finish and they take 5 bullets on what should be 2 like that because of the dink animation, even the best aimers sometimes get raped by a 180'ing ak because of this
Man the script writers are really cooking on this one huh
>no possibility of Navi-FUT in the 2-2 pooldamn, would be kino
>-jcobbb
cmon unc give me ancient and my life is yours
damn... jcobbb's gotten talkative during rounds.thought it was someone from production at first
>>2280488He's getting topped by twistzzz on the regular
jL please save eliges career
>>2280497Only junior can do that.
btw if faze wins theyll meet furia or fut
legacy are real niggas in a gaming house
fucking SMOKED holy shit Legacy made it look easy
https://www.hltv.org/news/43812/official-legacy-sign-artcomments
how do we fix them
What do
>>2280504isnt 1.42 really low for 35-18, +4.5%, 94 adr
>>2280503armchair GMs btfo
The voices tell me to pull nades out and the worst moment
what if you said>legacy sign artbut i said>didn't ask
wtf am I watching
cooked
WE'RE SO BACK
FAZE UP
gotta love frozen
ooooh baby
its over
is this faze magic?
I genuinely can't remember faze looking good on inferno ever since Elige was on the teamthat was over a fucking year ago
today i am a hooxer
>>2280607Budapest unironically
The shoulder was visible before the plant, wasn't it? This is sad
wowhooxi sucks
>>2280622youshut your mouth
>>2280622That’s not very nice, he’s trying his best.
astralis will win a trophy this year
>>2280611this unironically
nine rounds is all they get
faze easily wins this
inferno is so dogshit
it's slipping asstralis bros
>>2280657I don't even mind playing it but it's such a boring map to watch.
OHNONONONO..
10 more years contract for gawdky
BOT Karrigan vs BOT Hooxi
battle of jobbers
classic tech pause abuse
holy shit lolvery faze
kick bro-
BASED BASED BASEDFAZE THE FUCK UP
theyre just gonna lose vs furia tomorrow anyway who cares
it went ot btw
FAZE THE FUCK UP
hooxi so garbage holy shithe needs to start toggling
Fazing hard rn...
I just fazed my pants
NICE ILLYA
>>2280689ky
You can't run a professional team with Botky on your squad
The light is fading and the water is getting colder... Is this the end Faze bros?I wish we had more time....
just swap twistzz and elige again.clearly they were better before the swap even if they didn't like the teams they were on.
I love him
byebye astralis
>fallen is backI thought he would miss the entire playoffs?
kek
That is the most FaZe round ever
kill karrigan
>>2280728
>>2280728HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2280728ACK
To the faze discord... We must give a unified response
F0Ze
fuck....I'm gonna be so pissed if astralis doesn't make the finals
>>2280750they had 1 win respect F1z3
>>2280660>>2280696>>2280699>>2280704>>2280726>>2280728what happened here exactly?
>>2280728AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH>AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH>AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH>AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Unbelievable throw
>>2280728?
kek broky is just a giant retard
It was like watching a battle of handicapped.
l000000l
>switch over to dota>retard lewis on streamJUST
>Twistzz rejoins Liquid and puts it on a doom spiral>Twistzz joins FaZe and it too enters into a terminal declineGuy's bad luck.
Playing csgo and the noise distance indicator on the radar is actually such a huge crutch in cs2, truly a game for n00bs
>>2280762yeah, he goes on pgl dota eventsit's weird
please join NaVi or some shit Frozenbe free from this joke of a team
What went wrong?So sad...
based ropz
>>2280768botky and pracobbb peaking for no reason
>>2280775jyj
>>2280777its all broky and jcbos fault king
>>2280771he won
>>2280775More like Tw0,99stzz
was neo actually good at 1.6? he's such a giga fraud.
>>2280771ts so unfair man
neo sounds so nervoushe knows it's over
>>2280787imagine Vitality gets frozen when ropz gets bored of winning
YUGE GAINS
>>2280792would probably break karrigan
The entire Faze discord server is crashing out right now. Get in here guys
>>2280785https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyygXDFRnzwSit down and watch zoomie
>"ahah, we still make the games interesting right?"jeus fucking christ
>>2280793lads, it's n0vi
just get frozen into mouz or navi or falcons or somethinghe deserves so much more than being pissed on
>>2280807we need another doom video
f0zeniggas b like
MISSED SHOT BY BROKY
what the fuck is this monster carry?
>>2280818poii on anubis is a demon. He broke the kill record on it not long ago
I thought that navi choking against g2 was the new low but holy shit losing to legacy is just something else. I'm done being an aleksib simp.
Broky is the biggest tier-1 joke. I guess the only reason why he's still playing in FaZe is that he s dating with Karrigan... Otherwise i can't explain what is he doing in this team. FaZe made a good ride from "Legends" to "Clowns" in one year! Good achivement for the management!
>>2280827lol they lost map 1 and he got 1.99hardest carry i can remember seeing
broky is better than jcobbb
>faze>tier 1
so if there was ever any doubt before, faze are surely a dead roster after this, right? do you think they make changes right before the Major like in 2025?
>>2280847They will play Rotterdam with this roster and if they fail there they won't qualify for the major. They need at least 2 wins there to keep them in the major. If they bomb out they will either disband or make massive changes like -karrigan for example.
>>2280847I think if they don't get invites to the major they might, which is very likely they wont get invs unless they go on a mega rape streak on blast and some lans.
>>2280847after the major, if they even make it, frozen will leave and the team will disband.
>niggaz overreacting to an online gamejust wait for the major lilbros
>>2280847frozen will leave to Falcons or Navi and Faze will go down to tier3, where the rest of them belong
call frozen now
>>2280854
burntpayus
>>2280861that bracelet gotta be the most npc bracelet in the current years.
OverDrive just said broky is dating karrigan and that's the only reason he's on the roster. Is this true?
>>2280885'fraid so
>>2280885and karrigan's wife dates jcobbb
>>2280885both he and jcobbb.
losing 0-2 when going 72-39
>>2280895at least he's getting paid?
why are you guys like this?
>>2280900that's me. im gay.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THE POINT OF REMOVING RAIN BTW? REMEMBER AT EPL HOW DESTROYED SPIRIT AND NEARLY BEAT VITALITY. WHY NOT KEEP THAT ROSTER YOU FAT DOG KARRIGAN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
REMOVED RAIN JUST BEFORE HIS 10 YEAR FAZE ANNIVERSERY FOR THIS SHIT LOL. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
They need to remove jcobb too. Sorry, just take the L and move on. The lad just isn't good enough.
here u go maui
WE MIGHT NOT EVEN MAKE THE MAJOR. FAZE ESSENTIALLY KICKED THEIR LEGEND AND ICON JUST BEFORE HIS 10 YEAR ANNIVERSERY IN THE TEAM JUST SO WE DONT MAKE THE MAJOR. ALL SO SOME RANDOM POLACK CALLED JCOBBB COULD JOIN LOL!!!
mandem said we ohhhhhh my days bruv u are not part of the team lad
>>2280922FUCK OFF KARRIGAN
karrigan should divorce his wife for suggesting jcobbb
>>2280911rain just got btfo from a tier 3 LAN as one of the worst performing players
>>2280919>WE MIGHT NOT EVEN MAKE THE MAJOR
I hope Liquid make it to the Major and win it, while FaZe doesn't qualify and has to watch
>>2280914rain sucks shit
>>2280919Rain was a problem, but jcobb was not the solution. They going all in on him was a mistake.
>>2280952falons buy donk NOW
just took an enormous f0ze down the toilet
>>2280952femboy convention?
Do you think there will be cobblestone and cache by summer's end? To me, it will happen, inshallah.
>>2280989i have no doubt that cache will be in, cobble will probably get teased or maybe even the train treatment of an early release in the competitive (not premier/official) pool
>>2280952Not beating the allegations.
do people in 7500-15000 prem know smoke lineups and stuff? i'm so nervous to enter prem!
With all the shitter teams out this means no freebies for d2nkey on playoffs. He's going thru an alley full of rapists if he wants to get that gold.
>>2281006you start seeing some as 12k, usually they are just DM retards that don't even bother using utility most of the time
>>2280989terrorist
>>2280952russians are such faggots lol mogged by ukrainian zontix
>>2281006Lol
>>2281016zont1x is ethnic russian lpr Z chad THOUGH
>>2281023>ethnic russianUkrainian surname, he's just brainwashed
Aurora were rinsed so hard for changing jottaa and they play the same as ever, or better than at the end of 2025 at least
ohnonono
f0zexisters... my caged sissy clitty was spurting loser goo while BVLLstralis was raping my favorite team..
SOVLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Old man xantares is one of the few uncs still using a wired mouse
I love Godtares so much bro
damn Maj3r just straight up raped Heavygod
HeavyShitter
ez
KARA BOGA
FUT-G2Navi-3dmFuria-Astralis
unc xantares still clicks heads the old fashioned way
>with a better awper Jitu would have an era
>>2280963we call them marners here
g2 would have wonned on lan doebeit
>>2280210It really is mental illness, it's also the same guy who keeps spamming this thread.
>>2280355holy gigachad vs fat ugly ass incel hippo
>wake up>f0ze eliminatedlife is good>>2280760KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB!!!!!!!!!!
>>2280801>at least we have views on our yt channel right?
>>2280911>>2280914There was no point, fat hippo fatiggan just didn't want to let go so he backstabbed king rain.
is he right?
f0ze niggas
reddit and twitter and hltv are saying so many rude things about faze
>>2281189once the cool cats of counter strike, now the lolcows of counter strike.
Surely faze management won't torture the fans and the players for another 6 months, right?
F0ZE NIGGAS COMIN TO FRAG YORK KEEEEEEEEK
>>2281206proofs
faze to fll0m mythical lan check hltv
sjokz is my sister and my mommy
marschads pulled out of frag for this
>>2280935Some anon was gloating about how good 100T was just the other week after losing at gypsylan. They are going to be another BC game without the hard out of just buying a better core, kwab
>>2281187What does he do?
Why is this vitafag so anally devastated about faze latelyLike what do these two teams even have to do with each other
when do f0ze play
>>2281272Hostilities between faze and vitality have been at an all time high ever since that nuke match of stage 3 Budapest.
why do you losers name your weps shit like mommy milk or hymen hater
who are you typing to
bro got bodied by mommy milk
>>2281293Even worse are the fags that put something like “birthday gift!!!” on their knives and shit. If someone from my family or my significant other brought me glorified ntfs in a shooting game I’d be fucking embarrassed. That’s why I do my skin degeneracy in private.
>>2281307sad post desu
Ok there is absolutely some kind of built-in mouse smoothing in this game.I was suspicious for a while, but after taking a break and playing other games for a few weeks, then coming back to cs2, I can feel it very strongly.>The game is fine, it's just you because <insert excuse here>No it's not. I'm aware of every possible "explanation" you might give and that's not it. It's not OS mouse settings, it's not acceleration, it's not vsync, it's not some other game setting or placebo effect.Don't get mad at me just because you can't notice it.Why would it be surprising anyway? Every CS game has had some kind of mouse smoothing option, they just usually let you turn it off.Think about it... Why does CS2 not have a mouse smoothing option? Either they took it out entirely, or they decided to force it on for everyone. Which do you think they would choose to do? The mouse feels like complete shit in this game
>>2281322truly, that one tops even the ragebait spammers in the amount of cringe and it's not even closealso nice digits
>>2281328raw input is the only input option in cs2
>>2281328Its all in your head. Xantares plays with a wired mouse on default settings and he rapes.
>>2281330raw input doesn't mean they aren't applying smoothing.It just means it isn't using the OS settings.CSGO had smoothing on by default. The console option to disable it doesn't exist in CS2.They absolutely have some kind of smoothing forced on.>>2281331The effect will be smaller if you have very high frame rate, and some people like smoothing and even play better with it on.I don't. I grew up with cs 1.6 when smoke grenades were literally "lag grenades" because nobody had a PC capable of rendering them higher than 30fps, and I could still land flickshots like that.It's actually more obvious at low fps because in a game without smoothing the screen will JUMP to the correct mouse location discontinuously.CS2 tries to render frames in-between your mouse flicks. 100% guarantee they have smoothing on.
>>2281307what did you name your knife?
no seriously did tyloo quit cs or something they haven't played any officials since the major
>>2281189perhaps you should remain there weebnig f0zefag
>>2281272There are several who hate f0ze you schizo>>2281274does it matter when they play? when the outcome is already decided?
f0ze should just disband already so I can go back to hating failcl0wns
>nobody talking about faze for a while>suddenly three posts in a row about them all in the same stylekek
>>2281369Yes they're all me, congrats genius. Smartest f0ze fan.
>>2281363they're playing Rotterdam, but yeah it's weirdi assume they will play some small LAN in Asia for more VRS to secure the Major spot
>>2281381What's even going on in APAC CS right now? It kind of fell off after FQ kicked Dexter and the shartening caused our resident chink to disappear.
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2391129/g2-vs-aurora-esl-pro-league-season-23-stage-2G2Chads, we lost 0-2 against Aurora with paypal topfragging.....I fear this project might be dead in the water.
-matys+frozen
>>2281389aurora are good. something happened at cluj, in the play offs against vita, they unlocked something.
>>2281400paypal is still THE problemand why the fuck would matys go if m0lbs is still there?
Boring ahh tournament without Chadtality
>>2281470jokes aside, this new era of cs sucks. with the louvres accords, at least al the T1 teams were playing the same events, now there is too much nitpicking events, it devalues trophies and mvps won.
>>2281470Jewtality is the cancer of CS. I'm happy that they aren't around this tournament.
>>2281531Yeah bro I love watching 15 days of tier 10 online CS.
>>2281531Everyone else should just step up their game tbdesu
>>2281470Soon, brother
>>2281456SunPayus is having an actually good tournament for once and they're still struggling
>>2281495>it devalues trophies and mvps won.this is a good thing to a certain extent because then majors will be more valuable and also have the possibility of kino playoff matches between two teams that haven't played each other in awhile
>>2281531They'll be back in 9 days, and seeing how shit the teams have been in EPL, its safe to asume they gonna win at rotterdam.
>>2281626I haven't actually watched G2's matches. It's irrelevant if he steps up on the rifle, his job is to strike fear as an awper.
>>2281495who is nitpicking what? spirit skipped cluj and vitality skipped epl that's it, who else skipped what?besides given the current scene, it's irrelevant if any team other than vitality skips an event because vitality is going to win them all
>>2281706>vitality is going to win them allno they aren't
>>2281706>vitality is going to win them allyep
Found out woxic plays left handed and I'm shookIs he the only one?
>>2281744matys
>>2281717yeah? who's going to beat them? and you didn't answer my original question, where's the nitpicking?
>>2281747wild
>>2281749vitality has lost 7 of the last 11 events attendedthey are not winning every event they attend
>>2281749>who's going to beat them?he's done it before, he'll do it again
>>2281756The only losses i can remember are blast in january and cologne from last yearspirit are in terrible shape and parivision has probably reached their ceiling
>>2281762wow you are fucking dumb
>>2281764still didn't answer about the nitpicking
2026 is AU CS's year
>>2281759If only they didn't lose to every shitter team before even thinking about playing against Vitality
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3119515/days-since-last-trophythots?
>>2281823line between ubermensch and untermensch is very thin patch of hair
seeing navi fans eye frozen during the current faze implosion is making me laugh as if aleksi and his squad of bums is a worthy place for a player as good as frozen.
Faze is signing up to BCG Masters and Draculan S6...
>>2281904frozen to Spirit. Slovaks speak Russian i'm pretty sure
>>2281904failcons would be preparing a bid for him, if they weren't retarded
i installed csgo played it for 3 hours and now i can't play cs2simply based, already reinstalled and tried launch options shit
>washed mid joins literally who'swhy is this a hltv article?
>>2281922its your punishment
>faze playing draculan and bcg masters
>>2281924I remember when this guy was looking like donk in the Paris major then did absolutely nothing afterwards ever
>>2281927>picLove from Kazakhstan
>>2281922I hate CS2s AK47 after playing CSGO again.
>>2281939i wish i could experience it but i cant play this godawful dogshit game all cs2 apologists need to get shot
team shitquid
>>2281946shut the fuck up
f0ze noLAN
d2nk
>>2281968where's NoBiologicalFatherWoo?
>>2281970too fly for this eventd2nksp2rit
>>2281980lol
>>2281980Fade vs Shitquid
faze went from major finals to playing against team gipsy
>>2281980All according to ze plan, comrades!
>>2281980Imagine if Vitality and Falcons signed up too
Seriously though where the FUCK is Cache
>>2281988shut the fuck up and vote for new skins and get the armory passstop being such a tryhard let valve work at their own pace
>>2281986>Faze about to miss the major>BetBoom LanDaLan to the rescuemany such cases
>jcob starts being the voice of the team>have to fight for their life in draculanimagine if he becomes the igl after karrigan goes coaching
>>2281973
>>2281989I will never use skins
>>2281988turns out is a very shit map that can't work with the new utilities meta
>>2281993fat = more food = more money and status and power
>>2281993
>>2281973Spirit have 1 trophy, not 2. wtf
>>2281999leaking the epl 23 script already
>>2281980VRS killed the scene man
donk was so funny back then lol https://youtu.be/BE71RiceWf4?si=mNo7WHXNLw0NJ-b4
>>2282003okay translate it for us
>>2282003>he thinks we speak russian
>>2282004>>2282011There's still time to learn it...trust me you will need it soon enough )
>>2282003>donk is carried by cs2
>>2282017pretty sure russian whores speak english.
>>2282018nerfed awpers, so yes.
>>2282059Based Thorin
>>2282059>the team was constantly in playoffsso thorin is just straight up lying now to get any attention? sad
>>2282059that was before the CT buff update
>>2282064>now
>>2282059they were shit with both
Misutaaa is a great fit for 3Dmax, the teamplay is low iq and that's perfect for him. honestly he would do great with faze too.
>>2282064they were in playoffs far more often with elige, though they still had rain.now they have two kyojin tier complete deadweights.
with elige faze thought not winning was trollingwith jcobb faze cant even get out of groups
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
>>2282084
>>2282084>Elden SHIT
>>2282093more entertaining than n0vi
>>2282084does he really care about cs? you'd think he'd watch a navi elimination game.
>>2282113Ohne said he only tunes in when Vitality is in the events
>>2282113aint no one sane wasting their time watching online tournies no one in here is event alking about it
>>2282084sorry but I'm watching maui
Autodeskbros...
3dmax bros.....I'm sad but at least it will make the play offs a bit more juicier.
>>2282134sure hurts to be lower seed.they faced spirit, furia, mongolz and navi
Would be great to see FUT in playoffs, i generally like G2 but this tournament they are really subpar, they deserve to go out
>>2281987The falcons would still bomb out in QFs
lets go futa
>kick sunpay-
FUTAs not so tough after being raped...
GOAT2FLUKE
doing homework last minute
>>2282187DraculaN is soul desu best meme tournament series everwhat did the winners get as a prize on the first edition? i forgot but it was something funny, there was a pic
>picking dd2 vs a team that can outaim you
Navi nation is here#BornToWin
my nigga hunter gonna hunt some futa thugs
You’d think a team of retarded aimers like futa would be unbeatable on dust 2….
jumping around like mario kek
>foot on the 'gerWhat did Moses mean by this?
>>2282220soon to be niko's third prize
what a shot
dust2 is so fucking boring
11 13 yawn who wants to watch these shit teams
lmao shit2
everyone wants to watch G2kings (specially GODpayus) win
>everyonenobody says this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88EHs37dhccLet's GOOOOO
>>2282257impressive they managed to round up every vitality fan for this video.
>>2282315KOL! (Keking Out Loud)
>>2282220SERBIAN property
>8-8 alreadygg
Gpoo
HeavyGOAT
End of the road for Goy2
wait dis nemanha nigga left this for wildcard?they also have two more lans to solidify their spot
jew sold
>>2282393>cologne stage 1Wait are the invites out?
>bot2
>>22823972 more weeks
I blame faze for this. Them giving g2 an easy win boosted their confidence and got too cocky.
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
free heavyGOAT from this prison
jitu bros...
FUT bros we did it
so closeyet so far
HEAVYGOY LMAO
I will forever hate d*ta for taking s1 away from us
fut vs astralis grand final
FUTA lovers stay winning
So who's winning this shit? Mouz or spirit?
obligatory scripted 2-0 into 2-3, every swiss has itand furia is the obligatory scripted 0-2 into 3-2 coming up next
nice top 8 desu
>>2282422mongolz
>>2282423All in on Furia. You literally can't lose money with this obvious script.
>>2282422Astralis
>>2282422Vitality
>>2282431thiseven when they aren't competing they win
>>2282423ye its basically free money
>>2282431>gets the MVP for not competing and letting someone else win the tournamentnext level from humblewoo
>>2282433the China of CS
could've easily been a 2-0, but>malbs when it matters
easy BO3 win for G2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjciJtps9GUankara kino
watchhttps://youtu.be/zvdGCHMhg18
#HooxUp
>>2282431>torzi wins a 1v3 clutch and brings the result to 13-11 for mouz in the decider map>mouz players are crying from happiness, finally they've won another title>as they're walking to the trophy, banks joins them>"well done mouz, well done... HOWEVER">trapdoor opens under the trophy stand and it falls down, out of their reach>arena goes dark>"did you really think it was gonna be this easy?">"the real final begins now">stage lights turn on as vitality is walking up on the stage
kino
karrigan frauding so hard lately that im putting hooxi above on all time
>>2282466>lately
I'M HOOXIN' I'M HOOXIN' REALLY HARD RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>2282461>every player on Mouz pulls this face at the same time>Banks: is it gonna be... Vitality?>YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY>or is it gonna be... Mouz?>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOhumiliation kino
all we need is hooxgod to deliver now
brazil is so fucking bad at cs
>already big six rounds on tsideoh yeah, I'm gonna HOOX
so uh... fartia...
no chin? NO FUCKING PROBLEM
holy rape
where stavn
bandit sided map right
the fuckin giga chad
Aw shit. Okay, it's astralis' map pick.
say it with me now
kino round
>>2282520>>2282522CHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADCHADHOOXI
What's going on molodog? No 10 chair stand ups today? Little pizza face faggot
what happened here?
>>2282536hooxi outbraining fallen without his team fucking everything up
>>2282535He's young bro chill out!!!!!!!! (2 years older than donk)
>>2282536total hooxi domination
>it's only 7-1>we can win, boysfitting
weeeeeeeee
EU ACREDITOVAI TOMA NO CU GRINGO FDP#DIADEFURIA
>>2282581based falseflagger
KUKLI STYLE
the molodoy glazing from the casters is actually insane.
>>2282581trying too hard there, besides fallen is not going to playoffs regardless so who gives a shit
>>2281904>t. fat fuck nig hippo incel shartlord fattigan
>>2281960>noLANkek good one imma start using this>>2281980KWAB!!!!!!>>2281993>peasant build vs emperor buildI know who my GOAT is>>2282001>ESL SAMA SAVE ME I NEED YOUR CLUB PARTNERSHIPS AYEEEEEEKWAB!!!!>>2282059>Heartbreaking: The worst person you know made a good point
>>2282656that celebration just to pull off a 4-16 diasterclass on the next mapKWAB
FURIA will 100% win the 3rd map. So if you want some easy money just bet furia guys. The script never fails
>>2282140G2 NEEDS to be raped in order to make changesPaypal NEEDS to go YESTERDAY
>>2282431>>2282433>>2282435>>2282461>>2282473
WTF STAEHR
STAEHRAPE
new mechanic idea: thrown utility can be destroyed midair if you shoot it before it lands
>>2282461>>2282473https://youtu.be/b3BJpO59F4g?si=Ks_zbMn0naltf0w4&t=10The crowd start booing, the bomb starts ticking, inferno bells start knocking >VITALITY?>YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY>OR Mouz?>BOOOOOOOOOOOOO>VITALITY?>YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY>OR Mouz?>BOOOOOOOOOOOOO>VITALITY?>YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY>OR Mouz?>BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RYU GOAT
Isn't yekindar supposedly the inferno rapist? He's getting raped right now
LMAO
STAEHR
RAPE P00RIA RAPE P00RIA RAPE P00RIA
Damn, where was this version of staehr when devve was the IGL?
my nigga staehr going crazy
KWABCERATO
>>2282747leaf babby
staehr looks like an unc but he's only 21
astralis won 9-3 ct side vs faze and map still went ot btwfuria wins this
>>2282756nah, furia just can't play these late night games at all
>>2282719yeah but only in the first 1 or 2 seconds, otherwise smokes for example can easily be destroyed on their 3rd or 4th bounce when they've already slowed down
>fallen shat on XA
>>2282734I think you meant y0kindar is the inferno raped>>2282743p00ria is so dogshit when m0l0dog is offlinego home monkeys
>>2282766or molodoy is dogshit when furia is offline
>>2282765buh buh buh le pr0fessor!!!!!!
>>2282683karr1guns has plowed better looking broads than have ever said a word to you, thougheverbeit
nice music
is danish cs above brazilian again?
Holy shit my boy staehr is raping these monkeys
uhhhh pr0fessorbros? think we might be going home with the pr0fessor
>>2282774these are international teams now
what a babycalmwoo would never
>>2282781what happened
Hooxin, straight hooxin
lucky staehr bot lifegame
^monkey
UM IS THAT YOUTUBE STREAM BEHIND HIM?
>Calls his boys back to the b siteHeh, old dog new tricks
>>2282794lolthey have to set up several cams, we only get to see their facecam
furia is so shit. every other team they've faced has been eliminated.
FOOOOOOOOOOOZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
12 is all they get
Yeah it's a Mouz-Spirit final with Mouz booty blasting the ziggers.
STAEHRAPERAPERAPE
HOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYYYYYYYYY KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EPL is a mickey mouse event anyways
FalleN really went and said if he can't attend playoffs none of his teammates can
if you're not hooxin' this season, you're missing out
>>2282813https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3119755/furiats you lil unc?
>>2282813it counts for the grandslam, it's by definition legit.
>>2282813>trvke >onlineslop>subtick
>posted 1 min ago>57 repliesthey're mad
>>2282785
>>2282823why isn't the tweet auto translated for you lilbro? unless......
>>2282828>autotranslatedthere's a button for translate
>>2282826lmfao look at this acne faced bitch havin a meltieyou're right CalmWoo would never
>>2282829I'm talking about twitter's auto translate feature. Their Portuguese tweet automatically shows up in English for me.
>>2282831ill click translate if i want to
>a swedish crowd is actually gonna be cheering for astralisloltell that to someone 8 years agoI don't think mouz will be booed, but they definitely - still - won't be the favorite
Brazilian fans are the worst
>>2282826he's just missing his fap buddy
>all the CSGO hype has died alreadyMan was it all nostalgia? Everyone but a few delulu boomers played that game and immediately switched back to CS2. Game was looking really rough, way worse than I remember.
>>2282862it's just too dull looking, and the smokes are so bad.
https://www.hltv.org/events/8413/esl-pro-league-season-23-finalsUp
>>2282863For me it's the combination of having absolutely no clue where my bullets go/if I scored a hit combined with needing to completely cook my Nvidia settings + monitor in order to see anything.
>>2282862nah i'd still play it if it had premieryes custom games exist but it's not the same as matchmakingactually playing csgo made me realize how horrible cs2 is i should've never touched it again because we'll never have it
>>2282867>For me it's the combination of having absolutely no clue where my bullets goholy actual retard, that's a cs2 problem in csgo you can see every bullet when spraying in cs2 you can barely see them and the camera shakes constantly
>>2282870>CS2 problem Turn on tracers, doofus
cracker saying doofus oh my days
>>2282866SpiritAuroraMongolzMouzSpiritMouzMouz
>>2282878>not hooxin'
>>2282862The convenience of the official matchmaking isn't there. Most of the servers I find are laggy russian servers where I can't even buy awp. Game still feels better than cs2, I don't care about the smokes, and it's funny when people mention graphics.
>>2282870skill issue desu, just dm until you get used to it
what unc doing
>>2282884>I find it amusing when people being up visibility in a high speed split second twitch shooter where being able to properly see your enemy is of extremely high importance
>>2282890You can have pretty graphics and still not be able to see shit, happens with some agent skins. But I'm mostly talking about people still playing on 4:3 ratio with low resoluton.
>>2282886see this shitty argument doesn't work anymore when i actually played csgo for myself and saw how good sprays are tehre
>>2282862>no matchmaking If they put matchingmaking back into go there would be as many human players on that game. If they made the skins usable on both cs2 is literally dead overnight. All cs2 has is graphics and smokes at the cost of everything else
>>2282870I find it much easier to tell where my bullets are going and whether or not the enemy I'm shooting at is getting hit in CS2 over CSGO.
>>2282910The guy you're replying to is taking his 4th nap of the day, probably dreaming of his childhood heroes known as Fnatic
>>2282912I know it's pointless to get into online arguments over video game preferences but CSGOfags are beyond obnoxious about their dated game
>>2282912whenever i see people glaze cs2 i think it's ironic but some people actually like it over csgo, i see this sentiment on tw*tter a lot from safe edgy fags
Staehr is the new dupreeh
>>2282907ok so you prefer the sprays in csgo just like how some people prefer x y z in 1.6/source. You can push past the initial friction and get used to how cs2 feels or become another jaded cs player forever crying their version of the game was the best
>>2282910 there's nobody who started playing before cs2 that doesn't think that csgo was the better game for everything from casual gamemodes to mm to comp. Kwab gimped 64subshit servers is pistachio on the shit cake.
>>2282945you see that doesn't work because csgo and 1.6 and source are all such different games that it's useless to compare them but cs2 and csgo are 90% the same, 2 is supposed to be an improvement but it isn'ti don't care that you got used to how bad this feels it shouldn't feel bad, cs2 should've been just a graphics/smoke improvement but they changed the gunplay feeling to be worse and they clearly can't make it how it used to be even though it's basically the same game
We're going to witness uber-kino
animgraph2 any day now guys
>>2282954aurora won 2-1 with two ot's last timelegacy has parivision energy right now, i think they also have a lot higher chance to beat spirit than aurora does
>>2282910>much easier to tell where my bullets are going and whether or not the enemy I'm shooting at is getting hit in CS2 over CSGOAHAHAHAHA
>>2282946I have more hours in GO than 2 and still prefer it. GO looks, sounds, and plays like ass in comparison. It's all nostalgia and cope or movement players butthurt they can't bunnyhop anymore.
>>2282953they all use separate engines so they are never going to feel the same, same goes for csgo to cs2. go play a version of cs you've never played and it's also going to "feel bad"
>>2282965>plays like assGO is far superior in the gameplay and movement, what are you even on? Why do you faggots always resort to nostalgia when an older version of a game plays better than the current one?
>>2282968but that's the thing why even rework csgo if you can't get your shitty engine to work rightwho hurried them? csgo wasn't dying at all and now that cs2 is popular there's no pressure on them ever changing the game since skintards will always give them money
Never forget, they took this from ushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWXF8hGqLU0
>>2282969This is the cope I mentioned
>>2282971its literally unjustifiable what the did to block faceit from hosting 128
>>2282975Ironic
you dont get it bro all the pros saying that csgo felt better are just coping everyone but people that started with cs2 are wrong we are right
that esl script writer couldnt help himself
>>2282965are you the same nigger who is always seething about people liking GO? last time you told me i couldnt explain to you what subtick was and when i did, you shut the fuck up and disappeared. want to know another reason why cs2 feels like shit? pic rel and this is FIXED VERSION that we have right NOW, a year ago it was 150 ms cs go is still faster than this, because in cs2 server reserves nearly 40 ms as a server buffer, specifically because of subtick. In comparison in cs go this was 10 ms and 7 on faceit servers up until a year ago there was another 15.6 ms for RENDER INTERPOLATION that is now SKIPPED entirely IN SHORT SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT
>>2282970valve have a completely different methodology than other devs with their decision making, they have the balls and the luxury to use their games as basically test beds for new tech and think at much longer timeframes. Even if csgo was in a good state had they not ripped the bandaid and started work on source2 it probably would have seriously limited what they could do in the future, subtick just from a technical standpoint is very impressive
1k elo niggas love cs2 because they dont need to counter strafe to be precise. Just peek and crouch like a retard or just counter strafe after shooting and it will still be accurate. No wonder their idol is a toggler subshit abuser d2nk who does "the d2nk slide"1k elo bots also likes cs2 because the radar helps them and because they dont have to bind the jump throw or worry about buying the wrong weaponThe only good thing cs2 has is the smoke. Not even the graphics are good because the maps are ridiculously bright and it makes your crosshair invisible
>>2282991>>2282996Look at how these cultists chimp out the second you question their dogma. Ignore the fact that 99% of these apes couldn't tell you the difference between a subtick, 64-tick, or 128-tick server in the first place, let alone have it impact their gameplay in a tangible way.
>>2282996>muh eloyou will never be pro
>>2283013unironically only silvers can't tell the difference, im not even trying to insult you.
>>2283014trvke also as a mainchad csgo > cs2
Staehr and ryu the new rapist duo
>keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>2283076THANK YOU BASED VALVEwith RMRs we never got this level of poverty
>>2282466Imagine being an igl on a team where you can hear your awper offscreen shooting all 5 bullets with nothing showing up in the killfeedOr your hyped prospect who (while reportedly having better aim than almost all riflers in the world) is consistently bottomfragging and has no input to the gameplanThey kicked Elige because no one on the team liked him. They thought he was too weird to "fit in" with their epic roster of awesome guys. If they were actually trying to win and not humiliate themselves at every event they would have kept Elige, immediately bench Broky, and fire neo and that retarded manager with down syndrome they like to keep around because he lets them do whatever they wantKarrigan is still good but they need a coach with ideas to reinvent themselves and players in mind to replace the dead weight. I nominate Ashh
>>2283013being able to give an accurate breakdown on the chemical processes and compounds involved in the smell of a decomposing fish is not a prerequisite to knowing it fucking stinks
>>2283112elige is cursed. at this point if a team hires elige it means the team is trash and desperate. you don't hire elige to become good, you hire him to be less bad.
>>2283112>If they were actually trying to win and not humiliate themselves at every event they would have kept Eligelol come on m8
>Spirit-Astralisall jabbi has to do is type zz
>>2283112>Karrigan is still goodStopped reading
I think anyone who's not a boomer or an autist would agree that CS2 looks much better visually, which is important for a game as dated as counter strike. But CSGO runs much more smoothly and is more responsive, which is also important in an FPS with a TTK as low as counter strike's.
The graphics don't fucking matter when we're all playing stretched 4:3 1280x960 at low settings anyway
>>2283188you're not a pro, take the native pill
>>2283188the brightness matters though
>>2283192I'm just better with stretched res. My brain's being tricked.>>2283195okay thats true
for me? its 4:3 1024x768 black bars medium shadows, low everything else
>>2283209>black barswhy
>>2282965based
https://www.twitch.tv/elfishguyausWE RISE, FLYCHADS
>>2282862>Man was it all nostalgia? Yes
>>2283076>G2 as wellstill waiting for vita and falcons
>>2283279Are they good yet
>>2283302always good when playing against chinks
The worse the player, the better their skins
>>2283279Sweaty we are not thunderdownunderCHADs
ngl im rooting for nu-astralis
>Rapes you
>>2283347Doesn't Elige play with default skins?
>>2283462Just say you're rooting for Hooxi
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2391639/flyquest-vs-rare-atom-cs-asia-championships-2026-asia-closed-qualifierBack in my day, a match like this would make the entire thread borderline unusable.
>>2283474Yeah hooxi and the lads (minus that snake jabbi)
Hooxi, I am coming for you.
>>2283523He should grow out his hair and wear womens' clothes
>>2283526Girls love a feminine man.
These spirit cowards will probably ban inferno
>>2283584they will probably ban the map they never have played, yes
>pussied out because theyre scared of flyquestlmao
>>2283591Why the fuck would they decline?
>>2283592overlap with rotterdam playoffs
>>2283594surprisingly g2 didnt make it to rotterdam, they were one spot off (b8 got in)no idea how liquid was ahead of g2 in february vrs
>tournaments have anti cheat protection disabledhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd7U4eG7U_onever beating allegations
>>2283686https://github.com/ValveSoftware/counter-strike_rules_and_regs/blob/main/major-supplemental-rulebook.md#anti-tampering
>>2283476g00d times
>>2283686bring back snaptap
>>2283717You must be Portuguese
AWP needs to go.
>>2283724Its in a perfect state in CS2
>>2283724t. wonk
>>2283724Based
https://kick.com/hltvorgget in here
>>2283756their podcast fucking sucks
>>2283724>t. ponk
-overpass +cache
>>2283800nah we need the goat
>>2283801I hate this fucking map but its somehow also my best map
>>2283801they need to fix the sound so you can't hear everyone everywhereor rework it to not be directly on top of each other
+season
wypipo be like -season
>>2283801I hate this map and its my worst map
hltvconfirmed semi confirmed lquid and g2 will swap nertz and malbsso liquid will end up back as an americas core
>>2283852KICK GAYPAYUS FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU RETARDS
>>2283875GODpayus IS G2
WTF Aleksibros
>>2283895>tax
>>2283895nothing wrong with tax fraud. He is very based.
what the fuck is this meme tournament? was this even announced before?
>>2283895literally fraud player, paycheck stealer
>>2283895I'm kneeling, King of Agartha.
>>2283902d2nk dodging goatwoo yet again
>>2283902little bit of this little bit of that ahh
>>2283852G2 more like Jew2
>>2283906yeah donk is dodging a literal t2 tournament
>>2283875go back to r*dditwe love Sunpayus here
>>2283895now that's aura.
>>2283895wtf I love Aleksib now!
>>2283902>dickies arenado americans really?
>>2283895Based I like him more nowI will buy some Alexsib stickers
>>2283909How is it tier 2 when you have Vitality there?
>>2283917it's a garbage 3 day tournament everyone is skipping?
>>2283887>>2283910>t.n0k0 fans hellbent on seeing G2 go up in flames
>>2283919Who is everyone lilbro? You have the biggest names there.
It's tier 2
>>2283924>furia, g2, fut, fazet2 garbage that make epl playoffs>gamerlegionfaze tier>navi, astralist1.5
A tournament Vitality attends, by definition cannot be tier 2 - FACT.
>>2283927>all those teams scared of the GOAT
>>2283927Look at this list man this is the most garbage top 10 you'll ever see.
>>2283895What's wrong with swindling your government? Everyone should do it.
Top 20 Players of 2026, Post-EPL 23 Groups1ZywOo2donk3flameZ4m0NESY5NiKo6sh1ro7Spinx8KSCERATO9ropz10molodoy11XANTARES12kyousuke13torzsi14xertioN15Staehr16HeavyGod1791018Jame19b1t20lauNX
>>2283949justify monesy in #4
>>2283949d2nk is destined to be the eternal 2nd place
Furia bros...
>>2283949How is shiro beneath monesy at this point?
>>2283960(((the committee))) has a gaytwink bias
>>2283960Also ropz is at least top 5
>>2283964>>2283964>>2283964>>2283964Move at the earliest convenience
>>2283965how is may0nesy 4 and n0k0 5?
>>2283914texas
>>2283895the most based CS2 player on earth
>>2283965nah, Zywoo and Flamez are carrying the most so far
>>2283966How much fecal matter is smudged between the crevasses of that chair?
>>2283698Keyboard and mouse cheats bypass all that
>>2284243yeah, the name brand keyboards and mouses every player use been modified to somehow magically interact with the game and give players wallhacks
crisp aim lock from the danes
