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Falchads...
He's edging them.
KEK MAYON0SY YOU DUMBAHH
m0NESOY
Shitko with another choke to add to his quadrillion choke tally.
oh no no no no haHAHAHA
#JameIsHere
KEK BYE BYE FAILCLOWNS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KEKADOODLYDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TROPHIES? NEVER EVER
>Navi vs PARIVISONHoly kino
I hate to say it but monesy was not online. Pari should've closed this harder than they did. These were supposed to be 13-7ish kinda games.I think it's navi vitality
KYOUSUCK
Falcons dont have the samurai spirit
>>2313867>>2313873
HOLY KWAB
Ancient.
uh oh... zweih getting a bit cocky right now
>>2313900
NucleonZ would've done better. I don't know why falcons keep insisting on shoving that twink fraud on the team.
You have 4 millions, but requirements:>must be a superstar>must be a twinkNow fix Falcons
>>2313900Makazze will rape him
>>2313902which one?
>>2313905kawasaky
>>2313900Why must this always happenI'm gonna wait and see how the next game goes for him, but if he takes this path I'm afraid the support will be gone from me
Unfortunately for Pari, Blade knows exactly where to push. Trust.
>>2313902the twink was their best player by far today.nucleonz should replace niko if anyone.
>>2313909Its gonna be the same story as budapest. Blad3 was too focused on anti-strating for vitality that faze raped them. Now pari will do the same.
dupreeh with the $20 millions question right here
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2391960/m80-vs-heroic-academy-rog-journey-spring-2026NAbros...
>>2313914They've met before. He knows pari, I don't think they need that much to prepare against them.
Pretty funny watching "awpers" play when they can't smuggle their trigger bot into the tournament
bro thinks he's on the server playing.
so tomorrow we'll get vita blowing the back out of aurora for a warmup and then the ultimate stratchad matchup of navi vs parivision
>>2313929aurora are getting better.
/ourguy/ XANTARES will win.
Look at these colors man. You can't tell me this isn't staged.
>>2313899Another choko masterclass
>>2313935wait until you find out the final pair...
>>2313934xantares is gonna have 30 paper towels on the ground with 3 kills on map 1
>newfag aint using hltv
Vitality will win this without a dropped map
I really wanted niko to win. Why can't Jame let the good guys win? First donk, now this.
>>2313940I only know he has some health issues, what is it with him?
>>2313921>awpersThey should be playing myst instead of cs
>>2313948>donk = arrogant>niko = arrogantarrogance will be punished>zywoo = humble>jame = humblehumbleness rewards humbleness
>>2313943I use both. I like to spice it up.
>>2313952Neither donk nor niko is arrogant.
monesy laughing
russian reaction гдe?
>>2313958
>>2313957>donk: I will fucking destroy anyone in 2026>niko:
>>2313966>*I*Well, so far, Astralis been the only team he fucked up against personally. Not donk's fault he's got hally and fatgixx who get outbrained by an empty seat.
so it happened AGAIN
>FALCONS ARE HERE
zonic has to go
Russian reactions to PARIVISION vs Falcons (CS2):>Sheikhs 0-2 Bookies>There's a rumor that even after the 3rd loss, NiKo doesn't understand how they lose to PARI>THIS IS JAME! Win the tournament, guys!>Out of 8 maps, PARI won 7. Russian bogatyrs pissing on plastic sheikhs>Thank you to Falcons for making PARIVISION look good again :)>NiKo decided to jinx his team like donk>Send them spinning around the map like kids, Jame is God. Played so much rounds for entertainment, not because Falcons are good>Unreal beauty. It's so nice supporting these guys!>Can't stop staring in awe at PVISION's game. Reboot, reset and a nice comeback after EPL. Paycheck minions lost two times today.>With all due respect to m0NESY and NiKo, if you can't close the map when enemy AWP is 4/13, there's nothing for you to do in the finals>Ah... These flashes, and in Spirit's heads... But it seems it's not a reality.>Why were PV such a big underdog?>>People can't believe millions of sheikh money can lose to bookies>Public spanking>Young guns with a coach and an IGL > Stars with no IGL nor a coach>Good ole Kazakh + Russian duo achieves more than arab cash>When Kawasaki solo carries the money bags, that's a bad sign, kind of reminds me of a certain team>Yellow Trash pray for cygan lifegame>Respect to Jame for stomping on sheikh morale by allowing fake comebacks, disband soon>Kawasaki is carrying you in playoffs, are you fucking out of your mind, arab trash?>Arab Landfill - done. Yellow Pigsty - next. Eurogay-Israeli Reich - FINAL BOSS BEFORE ERA.>Failclowns are fuckmeat, retarded org with retarded decisions
Bet on Navi and obviously on Vitality tomorrow.
>>2314050God I hate that retarded ass website.
>>2314050hehe nice
>>2314099kek teary eyes on kyousuke
>>2314050>>Arab Landfill - done. Yellow Pigsty - next. Eurogay-Israeli Reich - FINAL BOSS BEFORE ERAniggas assuming turkgods gonna lose to eurogays. xantares aint choking this time
>>2313938Niko was the worst player of the whole game and ppl will still blame kyxsan for "bad T side" when he had to call with his nominally 3rd best player having less than 10 ADR in the whole half on mirage and still won 3 rounds somehow, dude's actually a magician for that feat. though Niko somehow always escaping critique when he deserves it the most of all players is even more magical, there isn't another player who lives more on past glory than him atm
The only team that can be Vitality is pairing Jame with Donk
>>2314225donk with parivision would crumble, they're fine with being underdogs, donk would play the way he wants to play otherwise he wouldn''t have the stats he wants to have, this will cause problems in the team, the other players will start to get harassed on social media for letting donk down, etc... it will fuck them up.
>>2314225nevermind I confused jame with parivision, well if it's swapping jame with magixxx maybe then ok.
>>2314225Donk had the worst rookie year to grow. He will always be a faceit queuing tab spamming retard and never evolve. Magixx gifted him that major by lifegaming
>>2314273stfu retard
>>2314099>SchizonZ>mAY0NESY and TeSeS over>kyxsan kinda over>Total KWABsuke>JUST NiKoKEKYPOW
>>2314307cope nigga
why the fuck is the finale so early? 12:30 EU time on a sunday?
just finished watching the games after getting home from worksad for mongolzpari needs to get a grip - they made falcons look way better than they arealso, anyone saying parivision should get donk is a retarded hltvigger and should stay there
>>2314538to give less time to blade to prep
>>2314225There is no pont, nothing can beat the humble woo
>>2314549>also, anyone saying parivision should get donk is a retarded hltvigger and should stay thereimagine being this contrarian lolyeah donk instead of xielo or whoever would RUIN parivision
Donk is Dogshit
>sjokz is in bed right now and i'm not there massaging her feetmy hag queen where are you
>>2314637>>2314638in my bed
I wanted falcons to win because they really are the only team that consistently beat vitality in recent times. Parivision will probably go to the grand final vs vitality again and will lose again.
they should do a segment between matches where the audience votes to lynch one of the casters live, starting with henry or anders
d2nkey will never have a good team or structure around him, no matter team or player or coach changes. Eventually people will see there is only one constant
>>2314714in 3 years donk will become the new jame and he will start winning stuff
>>2314682henry would heem you
>>2314613maybe stop being a drooling idiot and watch games and team interaction instead of just looking at numbers
>>2314851nta i'd agree with you if it was any other player than donk
>>2314665>consistently beat Vitality in recent timesA 3rd/4th place decider many months ago is the only time they won lol
>>2314871They beat them in bounty too with nucleonz. I think they can do well against vitality, but they keep choking and losing in quarters and semis.
>>2314050Sometimes I forget Pari is russian
>>2314933bounty doesn't count
damn last thread was a little too zesty, almost makes me think you niggas ain't pretending>>2313673>>2313674discordtroon ahh>>2313850goddamn this is even worse than that gay ass f0ze hand sign>>2313952based
>>2313943I'm IP banned
>>2313996>Falcons are where?
i hate every single fucking one of these people
>>2315094lucy has the biggest cock out of all of them
>>2315023you're the sicko saving screen caps of posts aren't you?
Why does changing my mouse and sensitivity make me play worse
>>2315132https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD_cW68YJC8
>>2315141I got sent this as an image like 2 weeks ago
>>2315132do a bunch of tracking practice and it will speed up the adjustment period
>>2315094agreed>>2315096correct
>>2315167ohne should call maui out on stream today
>>2315167>>2315171funniest thing is that dona interviewed niko and they did have lunch together after, manletsnake just wanted a little bit of clout
>>2315167I hate manletsnake as much as I hate warwick davisI hope he gets tortured to deathhe's right here though. Fat german should stfu
>>2315167unspoken rule isn't a rule then
>>2315173ohne would you deck you if you said that to his face
>>2315175you don't get it dude you never talk publicly about anything you only gossip with your inner group
>>2315175nigger
>>2315182we don't say this 'round here.
it's kinda crazy there are literally 0 black pro players
>>2315184uhhh
>>2315159Yeah aim drills is probably a great idea. I actually recorded myself playing a game and I did almost all my aiming with my wrist. Its really hard to activate arm aiming so I'm just going to bump up my sens to a reasonable level instead...
>>2315167For fucks sake, maybe Falcons eat together for lunch or dinner instead? Or maybe they eat breakfast together on Fridays? This is such nothing and yes I am getting paid by the Saudis to say this
>>2315188niko eats his eggs off of monesy's ass
>>2315188>>2315172
>>2315167thanks to ohne for some transparancy. we can't count on those "talent" retards giving us real info that might get us to understand more about what's happening on the servers. I guess they know that the second they spread such infos they'll get blacklisted by the teams, ohne is too big to get blacklisted. in short maui (no pun indended) and many talents and cs podcasters prefer their money over the truth, truth that they OWE us, instead we have to listen to their shit opinions and hot takes.
>>2315183if people act like joggers you can either call them out or fuck off back to where you came from
>>2315192I hope ohne continues to leak shit
>>2315194unspoken rule = mafia = criminal = not whiteohne did the white thing.
>>2315197there are no rules saying you should put back the shopping cart either, Jamal. We still do it because we care about where and how we live
>>2315198if we don't put the cart back in, then nobody would be able to move around, how do you compare this with witnessing and reporting a lack of cohesion with a team? what a shitty comparision. as I said, it's just talents protecting their own asses. you failed the white test, don't ever talk to me again you clown.
>>2315200>the negro can't into abstract thinkingit's ok, Jamal. There's multiple reddit boards just for people like you
unwritten rule virgin when written unrule chads walk in
>>2315202you are weirdly defending your polynesian manlet, very weird behaviour.
>>2315167How is this a leak? It's not some secret, anyone can just see them and know it.
>>2315205>striking down on nigger behavior = defending manlet mystery meatalright? just please act more white
>>2315208those 3 days will calm you down.
>Jame wears a $3000 D&G wool coatWhat a baller.A step below NiKo's LV bag in terms of luxury, but still, clearly a fashionable smart man.
>>2315211very disappointing.as soon as those non westerners get money they burn it away into useless stuff.
>>2315210very niggery
>>2315211that's called being retarded with money not a baller
rules = badstreet rules = goodayo
>>2315213>high quality coat>useless stuffBack to LIDL Fashion aisle, broke boy
>>2315218it may be high quality but it's not worth its price. nouveau rich shit.
>>2315218>getting 3k clothes just to use them for 10 minutes while going from hotel to arenaRussians are so brain damaged
>>2315221this doo is straight SWAG
>>2315213>>2315216>thinking rasputin didn't wear the latest most expensive silksthat's just how you gotta roll in russia
>>2315221oo he drippin
>>2315213He did look like someone more down to earth, so kinda yeah.
>>2315226it was probably given to him by those rich whores he had under his spell.
>>2315211That's nothing compared to cars. Let's be honest. Also who cares?
>>2315230exactly like jame
>>2315211>>2315218>>2315226getting gaudy brand merch like balenciaga has been over for a long time already, it's certified cringethe new(er) meme is stealth wealthit's cringe as well to spend thousands on nondescript casual clothes, but at least they're not screaming LOGO-BRAND
>>2315231it just speaks volumes to ones personality
>>2315233hehe
>thirdies mad a millionaire doesn't buy clothes from Shein
>>2315234>>>/hm/
>>2315239what about your homeboard?
>>2315238ohne is 100x richer than all cs pros combined and he isn't a faggot that needs to constantly show it
WHERETHE FUCKIS MARKPIXEL
>>2315240>no u!
>>2315236Yeah it does, especially when you go out of your way to point out a piece of apparel somebody has on them or a car they drive. One has to have some sort of parasocial derangement syndrome to truly care and gossip about this.
>>2315242germans are the last people that should be asked anything regarding fashion, so it's no surprise he's a slob like the rest of them
>>2315211>$3000>25% plasticew
>>2315245very weird issue to get so defensive about"luxury" brands are a meme for a reason
>>2315213rofl
>>2315251gambling is an addiction
>>2315245i don't really care i'm not the one that initially posted it but if i see someone with that kind of personality where they buy 5k clothes to possibly be shown for 10 seconds i'm immediately going to think less of them, it's clear why they bought it in the first place
>>2315223What? Do you think he is going to throw that jacket to the trash after or what?
>>2315249nta but, everything we do that isn't genetic is literally a meme
>>2315258no but you get luxury clothes to show them off not because you care about its actual wearing qualityi wouldn't bash a model or tv actor for wearing luxury but my nigga you aren't doing shit with that as a cs pro it's just for your zoomer fanbase to go OMG HE HAS MONEY LOOK HOW FA HE ISposting all those religious texts just to be a materialistic generic ruski is hilarious
>>2315261in more autistic terms:it's an oddly specific way to present yourself to others and to draw attention to yourself with little to no upside
>getting upset over purchases made by those who don't even know you existIt's fucking WHY IS ROPZ DRIVING A PORSCHE I WOULD'VE SPENT IT BETTER all over again.This gossip shit is honestly the kind of activity women love to engage in.
>>2315267>with little to no upsidewomen do that all the timeit doesn't have to make logical sense
>>2315274you getting mad at other people pointing out that people are retarded with money is women activitywhy are you defending people who don't even know you exist?it's not like im going to hate jame over this i just know what his character is like now
>>2315274people are just waiting for the game to startit's dumb, but it's fun
>>2315211im not a fashionfag but that coat looks nicehowever zoomers like donk and zont1x wearing those expensive balenciaga shoes look ridiculous, especially donk
ok but a quality jacket is not being retarded with moneymayweather is retarded with money3k jacket is not
>>2315280true
look at a man with good character, his bank account mogs everyones in that arena and he still has a second hand hoodie on
>>2315211Jame, sell your coat and buy a sword
>>2315242>ohne is 100x richer than all cs pros combinedReally? How come?
>>2315280>qualityyou buy luxury brands for vanity, not for qualityyou could get some custom fabric shit made for those prices
>>2315278I'll never understand everyone's obsession with sneakers.... seems like ghetto fash. Like putting on thrift store shit as a statement - except it's gone so far now that people don't do it as a meme
>>2315286he provides the entire pro scene with fent
>>2315286stop swallowing all that semenand stop taking all that bait while you're at it
>>2315286he's blackmailing the whole scene with the maniacstein files
>>2315286by not wasting money on useless shit
>>2315287>go to store and buy instantlyor>wait 6 months for some custom craphmm...
>>2315242>he isn't a faggot that needs to constantly show it>le GOLD GOLD GOLD DIAMOND DICK PATTERN manhe's the vainest of them all, for a Porsche can carry your LV bag, for a LV bag can carry your D&G coat, for a D&G coat can keep your warma digital knife has no purpose
kek only boos for all the teams
how the fuck is the ohnestream AHEAD of the official stream, same thing happened yesterdayyes I've updated it
>>2315294He's a skinfag though
>>2315304the entire scene bows to ohne
>>2315304he has a special feed so it's not delayed on his cam, i assume all costreamers from that arena have it
>>2315295yes you've just understood how mass-made "luxury" shit sold off the shelf is not in fact qualityit's mostly bought buy females trying to show off other vain females and the female-mindedan entirely valid target for ridicule
what is zyGOAT wearing?
>>2315188Or hell, maybe one of them got up later than the others. It's just womanly gossip for faggots to go on about.
>>2315310it is quality doebeit you are just too poor and have to cope about it
nat is hot
>>2315188kyousuke said in an interview that he doesn't hang with teammates outside of praccs and bootcamps, it doesn't take a big investigation to see the chemistry in the team is not so good, they're really more like 5 individual guys brought into a team, just like on the server. only Niko and m0ensy seem to be friends
very good maps for aurora here
>>2315314one has to be quite feminine-minded for luxury brand marketing to work on them
>>2315276>retarded with moneyMost people are retarded with money, even those that call out others for being retarded with money. It's just that their bank accounts exist in different digit categories. That's all there is to it. We don't know what you spend your money on but I guarantee some ascetic personalities would find a dozen things to call you out for and call you a retard for wasting too much money on stuff you shouldn't. You wouldn't even know or focus on what is it that Jame was wearing if somebody hadn't pointed it out for you. Personally, a $3000 coat isn't that big of a deal. There are way more expensive and more conventionally eye-catchy things you could buy if you truly wanted to show off. $3000 is a decent computer nowadays.
Istanbul was Constantinople Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
>>2315324if 3k is luxury for you, i'm so sorry
talking about luxury, m0NESY is also an adept of Louis Vuitton like NiKo, and owns a $1000 four-leaf bracelet
>>2315320gee it's almost like the only thing uniting them is the money they're getting paid
>>2315327>grok, what are the most famous "luxury" clothing brandsI get you want do defend le humble wholesome chungus jame, but now you're just being silly
think im just gonna become a zywoo fan he's the most normal player and the best one
>>2315332nobodys defending anyone we are just making fun of brokie boys here
>>2315334basedwelcome, friend
>>2315334>he's the most normal player and the best oneHe learned from the goat.
>>2315334>normal>scams his fans with a shitty mouse
>>2315341you say that about every mouse
someone screenshot those jaks real quick
>>2315335it's okay, just embrace your vain feminine true self
>>2315344it has well-documented reliability issues
>>2315346Weird projections there champ.
>>2315350spending exorbitant sums on your appearance is literally tranny coded lil sishell, it's a prequisite for being one
>3k is exorbitant
>>2315347lies from the haters
>>2315359that's a good one
Today I'm a cockroach living in a kebab restaurant
>>2315312h&m of course
shoutout all our trve fansfvck the haters #VITALITYISHERE
Do they even serve kebabs in Turkey?
>>2315363of course, he's our humble king after alli love zywoo more than myself
>>2315359>pred-ACK!
>>2315328now that's fucking gayrasputin would never
>>2315368they never show the amount of shots 16:9 causes you to missalso you can't see some pixel gaps with 16:9 that you see with 4:3
>>2315372>the amount of shots 16:9 causes you to missabout 0%4:3 is a meme superstition and not an actual advantage, about equal to kscerato diving into his seat or teses playing at an angle or mezii playing on very old quake controlsgod ropz is the proof of that
let me guess vitality loses 7-13 and then wins the other two maps 4-13
I've seen enough, gg
yep, it's already over.
why did aurora have to winat least this will be a quick 2-0
>always root against vitality>suddenly having to root for turksnopeguess I'll be a boring bottom feeder till the pari game starts
it's already over, Vita-Navi finals
2-0 Vitality2-0 NaviGAMBLE RESPONSIBLY
down in flamez
>>2315375I moved from 16:9 to 4:3 to prove to myself it wasn't betterit wassure there are tradeoffs but the advantages for 4:3 are obvious
kekwoo...
can these roaches play ANYTHING else than anubis?it's like they're relying on luck and xantares's wasted youth whenever playing any other map
MASTERwoo isn’t even lifting a finger against them…
>Zywoo aint doing much>10-2>donk aint doing much>...
Turkroach brains can't comprehend utility
>>2315328This is one of the gayest things I've ever fucking seen
flankpex
you know it's bad when a frog poster calls you gay
Anders has got a point. Let the game go on long enough for zywoo not to just sit in a corner and it's already overinsane how much impact that one player can have in the middle of a game
If flamez doesn't win MVP for this event it'll be the biggest robbery of the year
>>2315413you don't win mvps with zywoo on the teamyou win everything else
>>2315416Flamez has been categorically better than fatwoo this whole tournament
>>2315418that may be true, but zywoo... he goat
>>2315418doesn't matterzywoo goes ape in the final, if not on the next map, and wipes flamez' standinghappens every time, pretty sure it's part of the standard contract at this point
>>2315419>took over three years to win a single major playoffs matchNot my goatPigeh will forever live in my heart
>>2315413Noob gun players are automatically the favorites for mvp.
dona needs to contain herself
dona looks kinda good today... haven't felt this way about her in a long time...
>>2315418statistically he wasn't
>a hundred percent win mapyooooooooo
turkish terminatorbros, not like this
GODZ
faze magic really left with ropz.
>>2315429she has 10kg to shred, first
rape
ts shit aint realflamez is rushing like a premier nigger and aurora aint doing shit to stop him
nt merriman
but vitality... he monke
So he's getting his first (?) mvp then.
real ones know he already robbed ropz of an mvp, this is just karma
>>2315439He's been hard carrying the entire tournament and the only reason zywoo is any close is because of the meme round swing rating
Whatever this is a foregone conclusion I'm turning this offAurora should really bench xantares for a while so he can heal instead of making it worse for him, get xfloud or something that dude's kinda good
anders just dont got it anymore
they are so much better than anyone currently it's not even interesting to watch... they'll actually get rusty from shit competition. last year there was at least some interesting finals and losses.
>>2315479It do be like that.
pimp taught me how to gamble :3
Hope pimp gets killed soon
>>2315483Aurora is #4 but it doesn't even feel that way.
>>2315486hope you remember these words when pimp is standing over your cold dead body
>muslim team naturally better on t
>>2315483spirit are complete and utter shit, damn
>>2315486respect pimp, hltvfagnot his fault the danish scene was a shitshow by the time he reached his prime
>>2315483where is faze?
>>2315505doing the ultimate underdog rungotta go bigger than last major run
>>2315505
>>2315508Grim.
flamezbros, we got too cocky...
aaaaaand there goes flamez's mvpnt
aint worriedkosovo nigga gonna rape the tier 2 emo trash and then the goat coach gonna prepare the masterplan to rape vitality
>>2315518makazze is dogshit
CHADtality.
humblewoo
KEBAB REMOVED
kek get stomped on roachies
>>2315524would you like to know more?
>>2315525flameZ remembered he's one of God's chosen.
BCGame took more rounds from Vitality than Aurora btw
>>2315519be kind to mystery meathe's doing his best under the circumstances
>ASS COACHwhat did they mean by that?
XANTARES 14-30 -5.73% 49.8 58.3% 0.47Send this nigga to the hospital already
>>2315538I mean. That nigga is 30. What were the youngsters doing?
amazing chest
>dupreeh dabbing on the jannyalright blast, I forgive the cringe throwback vidsstill not forgiving scrawnders doing the final tho
kek maui trying to expose xtqzzz again
>>2315546and failing again
>wish we could've talked a little longerI know americans appreciate the fake-courtesy thing, but when she says it to everyone she just seems like a fake bitch to me....
I feel like PV's day was yesterday and they're about to get fucked by navi in denmark and xg in birmingham.
>>2315553She's not American.
>>2315555dasdan thought they were absolutely doomed yesterdayjust trust in jame, bro
>>2315558not my point. she's clearly used to an american audiencea dumb bitch for dumb people
>>2315559There are limits. I don't think dastan does much to begin with but there's seemingly not enough firepower on pv either.
>>2315552maybe not, because what we learn is that it's a duo, or even a trio with apex regarding tactics. the conclusion is that if xtqzzz goes to another team you will only get xtqzzz, not that triumvirat. I can understand that people might think that maara for example is a better coach because you can imagine him doing everything all alone. Anyway when you give coach of the year to xtqzzz you reward the whole staff.
>>2315564>I don't think dastan does much to begin withseems like he keeps them in checkno idea what he actually does, but you can't write off this roster as a fluke. How much is jame and how much is him, I have no idea
>>2315505https://www.hltv.org/RAPED-teams
fucking majer top fragging again. they let him down.
>>2315555yeah, Navi got Pari's number
>>2315577
>>2315571I'm not saying they're a total fluke, although everyone is so dogshit nowadays it seems like you don't need much to actually make it somewhere. But there are limits to what rosters can actually do. I think Jame's is somewhere around top 5-7 on a good day. Navi would have to shit the bed and PV would have to play well in order for PV to win. But in order for Navi to win they'd just have to play like they've proven multiple times they can.
rich nigga socks look like this?
>>2315580>Navi would have to shit the bed and PV would have to play well in order for PV to windisagreeit *should* be like this, going by the numbers, but I think pv is better overallnavi needs someone to pop off to win, even against pv
what's Zelenskyy doing on the stage?
>>2315584>navi needs someoneAnd it looks like they could have three players that could do it. Im, makazze or maybe wonderful again (although he's been kind of whatever so far)
Anyway, if I was to bet I'd bet on navi. (and I like Jam)
>>2315582what are these niggas doin bruh..
>>2315588>they have players that can pop offagreedbut it's not a given that they actually do - at all. we've seen them fail many times the last couple of months
ima giga fat obese neet and even i can do more push up that these faggots.
>>2315594They're yet to fail against pv. Last time (in Krakow) the only player who really popped off was Makazze on map3. https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389639/natus-vincere-vs-parivision-iem-krakw-2026They stomped them 13-5 there. The other two maps got close.
>>2315579kek what was it about?
>>2315587he's gonna draft w0ndeful and b1t if they lose
>>2315582not everybody can afford $1000 silk socks like jame
>>2315604You don't draft good looking boys to war though.
>>2315582Jews and Germans have truly reconciled
UA v RU kino let's get it
>>2315601>The other two maps got close.like I said, they need someone to pop offI honestly think pv has played better cs, and they've only gotten better with time. No drop offs (yet!)
Need Jame to put down Ukrainian dogs
>>2315593you don't compare socks with your bros?
>dust >inferno >mirageslavjanska potasovka
>>2315603faze vs auroramaj3r pretty much destroyed his image in the eyes of the players by pushing broky (T), when there was 2 seconds of the round left
dupreeh taking over desks
>>2315616hate this boomer core mapset
>>2315571I think it's both, like two halves of the same gigabrain
>>2315615why stop there?
>>2315328You know I never really disliked missnesy but now I have another reason to be glad that failcoons loses if this freemason kaballah freak is on the team
let's hope it's a 3 mappers, 4 overtimes per maps
>>2315328im over falcons, this is luxury brand gay shit is extremely lame and i hate them nowit was better when they were russian femboys
>>2315629jame will slay this gypsy rat org and pooskin shiptar makapee god willing
>navi can contend vitality what the fuck is this giga cope
zweih v makazzebattle for the twitter drama
blade really putting his foot down on wonderboy's faggotry
>>2315628the whole team is jewed bro saudi royals are literally israeli
>>2315637the last year never happened
>>2315637In a bo3 with a week of prep time and nobody shitting the bed? I can believe it desu
>>2315626this is a christian threadplease don't post gay porn
>>2315640>says the biggest faggot itt
>>2315637let me guess it was manletsnake who said that? he was shilling that idea hard on the last htpm. They win one event after looking like hot ass for the most part of a year and a half now and he's pretending they are established #2. All the analysts did the same thing with Pooria going on a streak last year but at least they waited for it not to be a one event fluke. Rather have an AI desk spouting HTLV comments than these frauds.
>>2315648tbf to manletsnake, who should burn and die in a fire, it's his job to make up shit to make the games exciting
>>2315648analysts are shills.they'd rather push the narrative that navi is really good than the truth that this scene is just really weak outside of vitality.
>jame kino from round 1 holy
>>2315648>Rather have an AI desk spouting HTLV comments than these frauds.The analysts screeching lifegame and other copes after matches would be funny
zamn
is pari retarded? they literally just saw and heard iM with 57, what is this fish memory
Rooting for Navi but I also respect Jame, so whatever happens is good.
are navi 2024 back? the players are on fire.
dust 2 c4 radius is so fucking retarded now i hate it
looking like a banger match so fardefinitely a jame win
lmao blade cam is so funny
pure chess
It's jame time
>>2315694I look like this when some old fart takes too long at the cashier
JAME YOU FUCKING DOG
>>2315678NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI NAVI
we balling
w0nderful's been sharp so far
it's over
dogs can't kill car, ive seen enoughvita navi final
>>2315705bitw
MY CHUBBY FEMBOY
jame plays with dot, curious
>>2315713you have no idea how memes work, do you?
WE'RE SO BACK
>>2315716huh?
>>2315717IT'S OVER
holy chess
UNO REVERSE>>2315719thought so
NAVI NATION
Slava Navia
BANG
kek severe slav(e) butthurt belt on the gog today
>>2315703>>2315670Is there something regarding these two that I've missed?
hope youre happy with your 3k jacket jame :) bye bye any placement from now
who's the cunt on ohne's stream>wants jame to diehope she gets raped like that woman in spain and kills herself
Headshot machine
BELCHADOKK
BIG DICK BELCHADOKK
IT'S NOT FUCKING OVER
>>2315742I hope you get raped and kys
hohols toggling on
>na`vi isn't a hohol ethnostate anymorewtf kek they're just eastern european slavs nowone of those guys looks indian too kek
>>2315742they're so cute together BROS...
>>2315752you think she rims ohne?
I do not trust wonderful to keep this performance upHell, if Navi are struggling like this against PV, they have zero hopes.of even taking a map off shartality tomorrow
>>2315740makazze used to play with some Albanian cheaters before he joined Navi academyzweih called him out as a cheater because of that, although there's no proof makazze did cheat
>>2315754would you trust anyone from navi?I guess bit has a high floor, but otherwise they're pretty much all one-shot wonders who peaked at the right time (major)
>>2315757iirc all of navi is dodgy, some played with cheaters, others matchfixed, i think aleksib was cleanest of them all but he has tax evasion on his record now KEK
>>2315757>zweih called him out as a cheater because of thatthere's no proof that zweih called him out for that. he only said "he will get kicked in 6 months" on Strogo's stream.zweih's "explanation" that it was about the matchfixing allegations only came in winter after he himself got kicked from Spirit, and it sounded like a massive cope and saving face
Let's go!
b1t? honorary russianaleksib? aryanim? whitemakazze? half whiteb1ad3? honorary russianwonderfool? the only proud terrorist (*kr**n*n)if you dont support navi you support the horrible retard tattoo of xielo and the fat emo trash of zweight
>jame read them and still lostnot sure if I should feel confident or not
>>2315758I trust aleksi to make my heterosexuality waver
>>2315762kys zigger
>>2315763thats every parivision loss ever, im so fucking tired of pari players ghosting matches. kick nota
>>2315766>ghostingI get the frustration, but they're playing a top5 team broit's not like they're gonna run over anyone atmI do believe tho. Gonna throw some money on pv winning now that odds are good
Noob here, on dust 2 why don't teams on t side just focus the lone mid guy more? Surely with some utility you can consistently get a 5 vs 4, right?
pro hereuse your brain
wonderGOD
>>2315772watch more; lurk more
my goat robin with the trvke
>>2315782Humblez
>>2315769nah these two niggers need to go, parivision is losing purely because they are ghosting every other match. i also hate their attitude from what i saw in vlogs, they are not fixing anything, they will keep ghosting.
>>2315782>buys porchehe's a certified retardI might put him above donk tho
>>2315784>statsfagnever mind. Should've never interacted with you to begin with....
>refrag not buying shit i can download from workshop for free. pimp is a dog who plays like shit and always did
>>2315777>>2315781You don't know either
>>2315785currently donk is just above choko
>>2315790fuck off tourist>you don't know eithergame, AND MAP, is fucking 25 years old
>>2315787they can't perform, nota tilts all the time and that affects rest of the players, they have shit attitude that is indicative of them not putting any effort to fix >muh statsNIGGER WE ARE DISCUSSING PLAYER PERFORMANCE, WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO TALK ABOUT? LET ME GUESS KARRIGAN IS S TIER PLAYER AND IGL RIGHT?
>>2315797sorry bro, I don't mix with your kindgood luck out there
>>2315794>I know why I just don't want to tell you!Holy cope
>>2315782donk responds...
>>2315785I mean flamez is atually delivering in playoffs unlike donk this year.
>>2315800>spoonfeed me please!!!!fuck off
>>2315805No, cry about it fag
>>2315802jej
>>2315804flamez is definitely doing good rnif he keeps up the consistency, I'd definitely put him in the same league as zywoo, donk and ropz (even if he's jewish)
das rite, das rite
>>2315802he didn't say that, did he?I'm not gonna say he's not the best currently, but that's the most insane cope I've read in a while
holy shit saving against pistols LMAO
when is de_rats
>>2315813he did
>>2315825
I told you, makazze was gonna rape zweih
>>2315831who are you?doesn't matter. jame will prevail
that jump into pool wtf was that lmaodastan isn't beating them enough
NAVI protocols are solid
flashkazze
>>2315839yeah, i'm thinking we're back
>kick ukeies>become goodkek
>>2315839>>2315845lol
>>2315107What?
does na`vi have jewish players like mouz and vitality
XIELOOOO, you've got a basshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tor4vqj0xuc
>>2315660Choko can't get a grip
How is Navi losing these round??
Kick this fucking retard please
>>2315210kek you're a fucking bitch
massive throw from iM
>pros dont che-ACK!
>>2315863I knew zweih was telling the truth
>>2315167not a secretsometimes the falcons' morning sessions take a long time and if you finish quickly you need to replenish your electrolytes
Jame is really outsmarting Aleksib here
>>2315772>focus on mid playerexpensive and very risky kill with little immediate benefit>whymid player is rotating player, its cheaper to outplay him. unless you kill him through mid doors, you have to commit to taking ct mid because he can always just hide, committing to ct mid is expensive and puts you into crossfire from ct, b and potentially long lurk.Its always nice to kill mid player but you still have to deal with actual site defenders and you would rather have full utility and full HP.If mid player is hyper aggressive you can easily punish it tho, so it is a nice and easy frag in that case. Pro players are not retarded however, they wont be hyper aggressive in ct mid mid to b split preys on that mid player weakness, since mid player is super easy to kill with commitment, that leaves b either empty (rare) or with 1 player (common), you can't just spam mid to b on pro scene tho, there are he reveals and general smoke spam.
>>2315874if your strats are written down in granite, don't be surprised if someone else reads them as well
FAZE SPOTTED
>>2315863LOL
>mystery meat seeing ghostsjame's psychic powers are unmatched
>>2315863>>2315882bots detected
>>2315889don't acknowledgethat's how they feed
>>2315759you say that about Aleksi if it were a bad thing
Aleksi to the glue factory
>>2315893i wanted to mention it because its funny but it is in fact extremely based.
>>2315879Thanks, well explained. I really like the mid to b split play, so was just wondering if it could be worth it to just kill the mid player.
>>2315898>just kill the mid playerknew it wasn't worth spoonfeeding you, lol
auto shotgun meta when?
Autoshotty chads. WWA
that fucking auto shotgun again
>>2315898i think Pro players like to sometimes fake mid to b to sneak one player in one of the corners (pic rel) and catch rotation.
>>2315901dont talk to those niggers. they are dotards who blogpost and shit threads, since nattea their bitch is a host at blast they came here like a pest bringing their shit culture from vg
jame has such a fat pig face
Utter flop
WHAT A FUCKING HOLDGET THE FUCK OUT
b0t
That's a NiKo-tier spray fail from b1t
>b0tOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>2315910another influx? great....
B1TCEL NOOOOOOOOOO NOT YOUUUUUUU
B1tch to the dog food factory
hohols and cigan losing)))
A'S CLOSED
AIEEEEEE HOHOLSISTERS
i really hate how navi plays this game, they are playing very dumb mongol like CS that wont work against vitality or potentially other firepower heavy teams, sure hope blade only prepared this for Jame and not navi as a whole.
belchonokk is so fucking nuts
Jame-sama...
we go too cocky navi bros, the EU payments are gonna stop!
Navi threw some easy rounds
>>2315925>>2315928polfags fuck offgod I love this shit. Gimme 3rd map OT outbraining blade and aleksi
balding fat retard that only looks at the ground while walking
>>2315925>>2315928there is only one hohol and that is wonderfoolb1t and b1ad3 are honorary russians
>>2315940post your coat.
>>2315931i fucking love when jamesus is in the zone. its just so sexy to see him completely read players and execute them one by one.feels amazing when you do that as well, man i fuckign love pari
>>2315935>winner play Vitality in 15 hoursit's a great game but there's literally 0 chance for any of these teams tomorrow kek
jame = zywoo with aura
>>2315945doesn't matterI just want to watch entertaining cs
>15 min between mapstime to fap I guessJame fan btw
>>2315949not just youwhole team is forced to jerk off in front of dasdan before any important games
>>2315948fair enough, but knowing Vitality will stomp tomorrow kills half of the fun for me
>>2315954that's a (you) problemI root for jame, hooxi, even fazeanyone who has a cool story going as underdogs are the reason I watch this shit. In the end I don't really care who wins
>>2315942>b1t and b1ad3 are honorary russiansare they from donbas / luhansk or what? >>2315954if navi wins vita will just stomp, if pari wins vita will win but it will be interesting match to watch imo
god....imagine if the curry nigger and the faggot could just shut the fuck up and the dumb bitch just kept talking over the game....
>>2315954ANULO MUFFA
crazy to think this would have been easy pickings for parivision if nota wasnt ghosting
n0ta paid off by ukraine
KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA KICK NOTA
>player who looks like a navi totally disappears when faving navihmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>2315979we dont do mexican speak here paco
>>2315986go back to twitch chat
XIELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
insane clutch
>>2315992go fuck yourself nigger, you can cuddle that nigger as much as you want but playing 4v5 on pro scene is not something to ignore
>>2315991>press 2 for english
>>2316001idgasstop writing like you're in a stream chat
>>2316005>idgassure thing nigger
russians butthurt itt
vitality will rape them so it doesnt matter
Jame is scary even with 10 hp
>>2315958b1t is best friend with monesy and b1ad3 is gay
>>2316022I didn't know mOnesy was a honorary ukrainian
GODkazze
A battle of the IQs really, and blad3 came out on top.
bloop
my cocky baby chungus zweight is probably tilted as fuck getting sharted on by his nemesis...
Pari is so damn weak on mirage. Which is weird considering their faceitmaxxer players.
be read-ACK
My day is ruined.
why can't russians play cs?
parisissies...
it's not over yet, folks
>faceitmaxxer team brutally loses the one map being played 24/7 on faceitmakes ya think huh
>>2316014Pari guys will get so much hate comments it's unrealrussians can't stand losing to Navi, especially not like this
jame boutta show his secret stratstack b and if it doesnt next round stack a
>>2316042>Pari guys will get so much hate comments it's unrealgood
>aleksib: in NAVI we try to have the balance of not spending time 24/7 with each other, but I'm close with iM, I'm close with makazze for example>I'm close with iM
comeback is on
tell me this isn't kino as fuckit's a long road to OT, but if they make it it'll me exciting as hell
I like to think blad3 doesn't actually coach, he's just like making vague hints that if they lose he'll disappear their wives and kids
Surely Navi can take 2 rounds..
>>2316051>thinking blade lets players have wives and kids
nah pari is losing this first gun round
sorry but no one is taking blade seriously after seeing his room
Uncs: Fire SerpentZoomers: X-Ray
>>2316060post pics
>jumping around>switching weaponsnavi dont even bother with bomb anymore lmao
ABSOLUTELY JAME TIME
Kino
woo
>>2316068girls looks like this when I speak
Damn navi is choking huh?
PLEASE GIVE ME MORE OF THESE ROUNDS!this is when cs is best. Just need pv not to lose until ot
during bombsite takes over/defenses I just look at the top right of the screen to see who dies.
HOLD
Fuuuuck
12 IS ALL THEY GET
TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT
this is like faze at the last majorfighting for their sorry lives.... god I love this
fucking double awp shartup
>makazze going hands upkek
Winner gets the privilege of getting owned by Vitality tomorrow
KEK russians raped by ukrgodsjust like in real life
gg boysvery entertainingI'd say I was looking forward to the game tomorrow but... lol
slava ukraini get fucking bent vatnik verminback to your shithole 3rd world stupid orcs thinks pass for a civilization
Damn that were some nice games
zweih played that in the worst possible way
>no handshakes
>slavic hairlinegrim
I might not like muzziekazze but I will gladly root for him over fat fuck zweight.
>>2316091nobody cares bro
where is banks bruh who is this lil ahh nigga
>>2316091easy when you cheat
KKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK dirty piggy raped russians so quiet now
ez4navi
The good guys won
>>2316095would you want to touch filthy orcs? >>2316098clearly the winners care cause they didn't lower themselves to being cordial with subhumans fetal alcohol induced vermin >>2316101proof you retards are all subhuman negative IQ subhuman filth. Can't wait to see you get droned.
>>2316101>disgusting germ>cheat schizo who's never played>responding to polfagsyou might the amalgamation of everything wrong with this thread
Can Navi at least take a map off of Vitality tomorrow Please holy fuck let the entire team lifegame I'm sick of this shit state the scene is in
>>2316094>tries desperate wallbang to announce presence>goes into murder hole with awp keki mean it was already a very hard clutch but he just gave up with that play
navi top 2?
>>2316110im not a retard giving viewership to a whore nepohire, and """"talents"""" like pimp voo and launders
>>2316111>Can Navi at least take a map off of Vitality tomorrowyesit's bo5, so it should be possible. Worth nothing tho: vitality has a higher win rate on every single map that isn't their banI'm betting 3-1
makazze playing in internet cafes giving him good nerves for playoffs makes sense
>>2315334Welcome big dawg. The MercifulWoo embraces all.
>>2316117>putting pimp and voo in the same sentence as scrawndersloleither a troll or completely brainrotted
>>2316111PerhapsFirst one's freeThen the 'Woo will SHUT THAT SHIT DOWNNo exceptions
>>2316111No, its going to be a stomp, truth be told had pari won it would have been exact same stomp because they are playing 4v5, not even life game from all of them at the same time will help them, navi played bad aggressive mongolz like CS >>2316112he legit just gave up, he was in great position to kill both of them from CT ramp and he just run away to window, didn't even walk just full run.
>>2310686I'm genuinely trying to understand the mindset of someone who still thinks that baitF is a good player in 2026.
>>2316126result = goodhope that clears things up for ya, sport
Navi Up!
Why are blad3's lips like that
man I've been watching pro cs for ~12 years now, I've always thought the talent was cringe. They always feel like nerdy theater kids roleplaying as cool kids. The skits can be funny but I swear every desk segment, interview, and most analysis is just not very entertaining or insightful. I usually watch with the stream on low and got music playing cause they annoy me so much.
kek true I forgot there is one less hour tomorrow
>>2316125>navi played bad aggressive mongolz like CSMerely a ruse set by blad3Yes I'm huffing copium FUCK YOU
>>2316130so he can kiss you better
>>2316132that's why I love blad3 so much. He's like the one guy that just talks shop clearly, and actually seems like a normal human being
>>putting pimp and voo in the same sentence as scrawnders>lol>either a troll or completely brainrotted
>>2315359>>2315372https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rXohigEkJ-cthis is just one example, there are thousands more4:3 is just outdated bullshit, 16:9 is objectively superior
>>2315359Predator's 3D vision is 16:9Prey's 3D vision is 4:3
>>2316138thanks
>>2316139>>4:3 is just outdated bullshit, 16:9 is objectively superiorYes. But subjectively, I just play better on 4:3. I forced myself to play on 16:9 for a while, just felt wrong. That said I recently got a beefcake PC and I play at 16:9 4k with everything set to max sometimes just for funsies, plays well enough when there's no mollys on screen, game looks great. I hope peformance can get optimized one day to maintain 400+ fps with everything maxed out because it's such a pleasant way to play the game.
>>2315505>>2315508>>2315576KWAB!
Dona is lusting for the gypsy COCK
>>2316141it actually the opposite. preys have very wide visions to not get taken by surprise, predators have a narrow vision to focus on their prey
>>2316139>>2316146pretty sure there's still another thread up just for cretins like you guys
Patiently waiting for the translated russian comments.
>>2316132I have literally always muted the analysts. Thinking about it, the idea that there are people genuinely sitting down and listening to them is weird to me.
>>2316149fake smile, she's just afraid
How did dupreeh forget about Katowice 2020
>>2316152can't imagine then being as harsh as they are on spiritjame did OK
>>2316150in what world do prey animals have wider 3D vision
>>2315766its karma for kicking awrajust like f0ze is getting their karma for kicking ra1n
holy shit Dona interviewed Makazze and right after her wallet was gone LMAO wtf??
>>2316155>win everything within two years>one long high lasting for 18 months>people expect you to differentiatehe's doing the best he can. I'd probably be completely dumbstruck if people asked me anything after such a run
>>2316166desu that's true but that was the last big tournament (like truly big, i mean Kato/Cologne/Major tier) right before covid fucked everything up, that's why it was pretty memorable at least to me. and tier 1 scene looked really exciting at that time, it was a shame.
>>2316160because they don't care about what's in front of them, they care about their surroundings.
>>2316168yeah, but combine that with the covid lockdowns and you forget absolutely everything. at least I did
>>2316156Same, can't see many hating on Jame, if there's any hate it will fall on the others. Still, they played mostly well.
fucking crazy that Navi and Vitality only played 3 games since 2023
Im gonna jack it to Dona and go to sleep. Cya tomorrow.
>>2316169anon... read my two posts again but this time more carefully...
>>2316108no one cares retard take your polceldom elsewhere
>>2316172>if there's any hate it will fall on the otherspossiblyI'd actually say everything should fall on jame (if there's any hate)his system, his calls
>>23161693D vision is not field of view 3D vision is depth perception Prey have wide FOV but narrow 3D vision, predators have wide 3D vision but narrow FOV.
>>2316111As much as I disliked m0uz, at least they made the first half of last year entertaining by being a solid #2 team, meeting vitality in almost 7 finals/semifinals, powering up each time they met them and finally defeating them at Cologne.But now they've shit the bed along with all other teams so there's no contender. No sweat off of my back though it's a blessing to watch GodWoo play.
>>2316182wide 3D vision means nothing, you meant deeper 3D vision no?
>>2316169>because they don't care about what's in front of them
>>2316127Are you sure you're not just gay?
>>2316187>wants to shit on chadF>posts pic showing 3/4 winrateyou gotta help me here, I'm not sure I get the point
>>2316146Yes obviously pick what you feel most comfortable with. A lot of people grew up playing 4:3 and switching might not suit them well, no problem with that.As for game optimization, forget about it. Valve doesn't give a shit about this game and the devs in this industry are becoming more and more incompetent each year since the advent of AI.>>2316151Seethe autist.
>>2316190Nah man I'm good
>>2316195fair enoughhave a good night
>>2316127BIG dont have any results yet, they havent gotten invites to big tournaments or secure the Major. they farmed some extremely easy LANs and online tournaments to climb up, but that core would probably do something similar with any player like blameF. so far the impressive thing they did was beating GentleMates on LAN, but nothing is proven yet, it could be just a run of good form then regression to tier 2 mediocrity. lets see how they do in the next few LANs
>>2316156>>2316172PV don't get a lot of hate because they clearly overperformSpirit gets a lot of hate because they're underperforming massively
r8 my craft
>>2316200Also Jame is humble and Donk is arrogant.
>>2316202donk gets to be arrogant to an extent desu
>>2316201Cool idea but why would you call yourself a faggot kek
>>2316205im gay my steam name is femboy
>>2316205it's made for those who pick up your ak
>>2316204How? Zywoo absolutely obliterates him and he's the humblest on the scene.
>>2316199>they farmed some extremely easy LANsI wouldn't call them thatthey haven't been tested properly, at all, but they deserve the points they've gottenif they make it to stage 2, I'll be really impressed
>>2316205would be great if cs had kill cam>kill somebody>inspect weapon
>>2316185For common understand yeah deeper is better, i said wider because technically it is wider (overlap zone) however yes it is confusing, i should have said larger overlap zone. btw im not og poster with whom you argued with.
Which would be the better option to compete against Vitality?1. Jame replaces Shiro and takes over both awp/igl duties.2. Jame replaces Magixx and only takes over igl duties.3. Donk replaces one of the 4 players on Parivision.
>>2316213>btw im not og poster with whom you argued with.that's alrightyou're both equally gay
>>2316215kick nota, sign donk
>>2316216I wish I was gay. I'm tired of being obsessed with women, they hate me.
>>2316215fuck your ridiculous fantasy game
>>2316216Too low iq to follow James system
>>2316219tsmt>>2316220how would you feel if you skipped breakfast?
>>2316219for good reason I suspectanyway, I'm nta
>>2316201shi is pretty tuff if you're in middle school or mentally handicapped
>>2316223like a falcons player
>>2316223>not playing into hltv shit = npcI hope you get ass cancer
>>2316224just world fallacy
>>2316227how would you feel if you got ass cancer?
>>2316215donk joins TDK
>>2316228very flippant of me, truebut you brought it on yourself
>>2316229like you, hopefully
Jitu is playing Roman Cup kek
>another lost dust2 that costs you the seriesLol
>>2316215Kick Teses, sign Donk.
>>2316241it wasn't their pick,,,,
>>23162154. m0nesy replaces molodoy and niko replaces yekindar
>>2316243I wasn't talking about veto.
>>2316246I'm coping nonetheless
>>2316243it was their pick
>>2316252no shit
>>23162154. ultimate replaces zywoo
>>2316244the cancer metastasizes.....
I do not understand how Jame is their best fragging player while also being their igl. I feel like this is not right.
so ancient and overpass banned tomorrow
For the finals at least, teams should be allowed a pick before the ban.
I understand.
where are the comments from that russian forum?
>>2316256>I do not understand how Jame is their best fragging playerdefinitely nervesdastan's been trying to calm them for 3 months, to not out big expectations on themI'd say this is the last "we're noobs, please be kind" tournament. they'll either rise or fall in the next 3 months
>>2316263>forumpretty sure it's just some random telegram channelmost forums today are either reddit, discord, or some 4chan clone
>>2316263the local russian guy killed himself
>>2316268It's not a telegram channel it's a newsfeed website with an open comment section.
>>2316272sounds gaybut that's russians for you, I guess
>>2316276It is but so is telegram. Forums are mostly gone anyway.
de_dust return when
>>2316278god I loved that underpass, with my scout popping off heads
>>2316278are you serious or trolling?
>>2316283is it balanced terribly or something?
How come they've got 4k on fucking chaturbate but not on twitch.
>>2316286a little bit, yeahbut fuck it. If we're going wishes anywaybring back aztek
Pari's T side on Mirage is really damn bad. Even yesterday they almost threw the game from a 9-3 lead against a whiffing monesy and dead niko. Also, what the fuck are these stats.
I thought I had missed something since I didn't think pari looked that good compared to a tournament winning form navi before this matchturns out I didn't miss anything and people were just being delusional as usual
>>2316301It's the same exact script >>2316241
>>2316210keeeeeekI NEED my favorite pro player to be le wholesome chungus
>>2316297>Also, what the fuck are these stats.they don't call it an era for nothing
>>2316293>aztecVGH
I have been trying to find a 1.6(or before) highlight on aztec, it's 4 or more one taps ak, I'm pretty sure the player is of asian ancestry, I think he's american or french I'm not sure. Anybody get a grasp of what I'm saying?
>>2316152>>2316156>>2316200Checked the comments and some are calling out nota but not particularly too harsh. Their Mirage was obviously shit. >>2316297
I can see a team upset Vitality in the final on occasion, like G2 in London, but this tournament Vitality is just insane. ropz got activated today, Flamez is having donk numbers, Zywoo is Zywoo, mezii is standard good, apex is still not falling off and manages to hold his own in fragging. if Navi somehow manage to win massive props to them.
WE AREHEREhttps://www.twitch.tv/esl_dota2
>>2316313I only fear navi and falcons. I feel mirage/inferno/nuke are vita's weak maps
>>2316313>>2316318I expect Vitality to win on Inferno and Dust2. The rest is up in the air right now.
if wonderful cana) hit all of the easy shots and some harder onesb) hit most of the easy shots, some harder ones and a few insane shotsnavi can win a grand finalhe kinda did it last time, but has more often put on a sitterwhiffing workshop in big gamesthis also means requires none of the others to throw too hard
>>2316313I think apex is the weak link still. A huge part of why Vita has been working so well is their current invincibility, as weird as that sounds. Apex hasn't been feeling enough pressure to tilt like we know he does.>>2316318>>2316320Nigga Vitality has a 100% win rate on 4 maps 3 of which are being played tomorrow it'll be another boring 3-0 rape unless wonderful and b1t lifegame
>>2316303your arrogant balding manlet gets btfo more often than n0k0 btfos may0nesy's bussysimmer the fuck down
>>2316330I'm never confident kek
>>2316333>uwu my team is the winningest team in the esports' history but I'm not confident against lil Navi EasybracketBitch please
>>2316335it is how it is.
>>2316331>grrr how DARE you speak ill of my CHUNGUSwoo he's so humble and thus we're both immune to any insult criticism or banter and I automatically win all internet argumentsKWAB
d2nk
calm down. what would Nat think of us uh?
>>2314050>the only easy day was yesterday
If ony JL would have stayed in navi, goatko in g2, and ropz in f0ze, none of this vitality era would have happened
So which team is broky joining next?
>>2316403>jL in Navi
Every team except Vitality and Furia just seems like thrown together scraps because orgs don't have the VC money to burn on building rosters management/coaches actually wantI don't know if I'm right, but when big orgs like FaZe, G2, NiP, etc aren't investing in new players and falling off, that's gotta mean there's just less money in the scene, right?
>>2316405my NA silver elite master comp pug (we only queue hostage and new maps)
wholesomeWOO supports trans rights!
>>2316437apex having a pride flag on the back of his chair as rage bait would be legitimately great if he did it in some shithole eastern europe country like Romania or Poland or something. i'd say russia but I think that'd get him murdered.
>>2316437I don't remember him saying that!
>>2316416Faze is broke as fuckG2 has a good team on paper but took too long to make a changeNip nobody knows what the fuck they're doing anymore, been that way since f0rest left really
>>2316416>Every team except Vitality and FuriaExplain Furia
>>2316416thats what happens when players want millions of dollars for playing video games and doing nothing elseno fan events no signings no content
>>2316403G2chads are glad to be rid of n0k0>>2316405G21000 year dynasty
>>2316542>G2 misses the major
>>2316550G2 can't really miss the major at this pointf0ze on the other hand...
Just got back from Blast Rotterdam, my first CS event.First match was rough but it was expected. Second one was a banger and atmosphere was very good. Also met some guys I've been playing with for years.I've noticed there's not a lot of very weird people there. Average person there was quite normal. None of the stuff you see from Smash Bros for example. Just a handful of autists at worst. Will definitely go again
>>2316565nice.
>>2316565no one cares nigga did you take a selfie with MARK ZIMMERMAN or not?
>>2316575He was in some booth. I did see NeokCS in the smoking area and there were more people I didn't recognize walking around with a camera guy following them
>>2316575did you smell natea? how short is mauisnake?
>>2316263I rarely translate PARIVISION's pages because they're rather boring.PARIVISION are probably the most beloved CIS team since 2017 Gambit, thus even when they lose online to tier-3 teams, no one is making snark comments or bashing on them since it's kind of a "good if you do, no big deal if you don't" team, while Spirit have to win, or at least be close in losses.I could translate Telegram comments, but those aren't "Russian" reactions but "Bettor and Ukrainian" reactions
>>2316585damn what complete bitches, all that trash talk for other teams just to be pussies about yours
>>2316584I was in the ring part of the arena which was segregated from the more expensive floor area right from the entrance.I did catch both Vitality and Aurora entering and almost all were absolutely fucking tiny. I'm not even 180cm and I towered over 8/10 of them
>>2316585We want any slav reaction it doesnt matter if they come from that terrorist country
>>2316589>just to be pussies about yoursJust to PARIVISION, and that will 100% change over time, after the novelty of a "real CIS superteam Jame we love you" wears off. Spirit losses are always trending negative in the comments.
not quite on thread topic, but I think it's interesting for a lot of people playing cs:valve is basically gonna be supplying a easy-to-use version of source2 soon(ish?)think UE5 for indies, mods and one man projects
>>2316599Sure thenBettor and Ukrainian reactions to PARIVISION vs NAVI:>Suck it, pv fans. Polish the balls of this game's god makazze.>PARI game plan on T: suck a dick for 30 seconds, then fly home to watch how vitality fuck navi int he finals>kick in 6 months>pissed all over russian hobos, if admin bans me, then he'll prove he's a son of a whore>SUCK MY DICK RUSSIAN FAGGOTS>Guys, why are you fighting, NAVI and PARI are top teams. Falcons are complete and utter faggots.>This was the final, tomorrow is the afterparty rape>Pari fuck Falcons, Spirit, almost Vitality. And suck against NAVI. I don't fucking get it.>nt overall, don't understand why Mirage was so horrible.>So tired of NAVI's gimmick of not shaking hands, fucking children>Navi fans are so fucking retarded...
>>2316634wow were gonna have an even more unoptimized ue5 engine, cs2 cant even handle more than 14 players
>>2316642cs itself spawned as a mod for a mess of an engine so man I dunnothere's always a chance something interesting spawns from itand again from what I gather it's gonna be lightweight to use and optimize, but I guess we'll see in time
>>2316634what's wrong with the current selection? afaik it's mostly the same as source 1 w/r/t hammer implementation and whatnot
>>2316651I'm not the best to explain itit's easier to just read about s&box elsewherehere's a video too:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZY1KsPwiHQ
>>2316634>>2316649>>2316658first thought:can this help fix surfing?
>>2316668just play momentum mod
How much can you even prep from 22:00 to 12:30, assuming you need some minimum rest and sleep time, like 1 map at most? they will play default tomorrow on all other maps and Vitality will just outskill.
doesn't time change in netherlands this night? clock moves one hour forward so if they play at 12 it's like playing at 11
>>2316670you don't sleep, blade doesn't need to sleep, players too. most players don't sleep the night before finals, adrenaline is too high.
>>2316672Yes lolIn 15 minutes the clock will skip 02:00 entirely and go to 03:00
why the fuck is this the only tournament ever that has the final at noonnavi is like the batman of cs2: give them prep time and they can beat anybodynow they are denied that preptime and it's gonna be another 3-0 for vita
>>2316675>>2316672>>2316670blast is so retarded for not making a third place match
>>2316678the blast production overall seems to be very retarded and poorly thought out
>>2316679yeah who is that presenter anyway? is it banks normally?
>>2316677>>2316678>>2316679It's especially weird seeing today the matches only started at 15:00 despite there being 2 of them.
>>2316692they're 100% doing it to cut costs on the venue
>>2316637makazee shouldve been born a woman
>>2316637>Guys, why are you fighting, NAVI and PARI are top teams. Falcons are complete and utter faggots.kek
2025 seasonVItality Era SagaMain subplots: MongolZ, Eternal Fire/Aurora, FaZe>Katowice Arc (Main plot: Vitality, Spirit)>Rise of MOUZ Arc>m0NESY's Honeymoon Arc (Subplot: voes of Virtus.pro)>Austin Major Arc (Main plot: Vitality. Subplots: FaZe, MongolZ, Legacy)Filler: Chinese CSFURIA Surge SagaMain subplots: G2, Falcons, Vitality>Spirit's Return Arc>Contenders Arc>FURIA, the Major Favorite Arc>Budapest Major Arc (Main plot: FaZe. Subplots: Vitality, PARIVISION, Imperial (comedic relief cover story), Spirit)2026 season:Rebuild of Vitality SagaMain subplots: FUT, Astralis, MongolZ>Legend of Jame Arc>Krakow Arc>Rebirth of Natus Vincere Arc <-- ONGOINGI am autistic and I don't know why I spent 30 minutes making this nor do I gaf. I don't even read manga.
>>2316727no faze s1mple mention ??
>>2316727entertainingI applaud you dear anon>I don't know why I spent 30 minutes making thisbecause everything is a story and we define our reality through stories we tell each other and ourselves
>>2316550niggas underestimating brokyjust a lil slump from b0tniggan's shitty calls he needs a real fragging igl like hunter to set him straight
>>2316729Mentioned as the subplot of Austin MajorDebated to put it as the main story, but the quarterfinals exit doesn't quite qualify it over Austin being ZywOo's moment of victory
>>2316727>2026 season:add the Fall of FaZe subplot
>>2316727>Filler: Chinese CSNigga Tyloo winning was more than just filler.>>2316729I think you meant f0ze s0mple sweaty.
>>2316746It's been ongoing for quite a bit... But I see where you're coming from. Maybe combine it with Liquid, Spirit and FURIA to form "slump" chapters? Either way the decrease in elite teams needs to be mentioned somehow.>>2316747>Tyloo winning was more than just fillerWas it, though? Can you honestly remember another match from FPG 1 that wasn't the final, or another match from Tyloo after that win? I don't.
>>2316672yes lol, i forgot that's tonight
>>2316736You have to let go bro
>>2316754I'm not letting go until we get proof that he's the problem and not the IGL, and the only way to find that out is having him play under a new IGL, be it at f0ze or any other team.
>>2316761name one AWP that has ever turned around from being as shit as b0tky is to being good by switching IGLs
>>2316751Doubling down on the autism, FaZe's story can actually be formatted as the "flashback" after the news of their disband that would have ripple effects on the scene in-between sagas.Or major qualification, in which case it can be formatted into the neat "VRS Race for the Major" interludes alongside the likes of Gentle Mates, K27, tHUNDERDOWNUNDER etc., and add FaZe as another subplot to look forward to at the Major.
>>2316768In case you didn't realize, you're replying to the 0tard. Just move along.
>>2316768Jame in 2024: 1.02 vs top 50 opponents (152 maps)Jame in 2025 under Qikert IGL: 1.14 vs top 50 opponents (84 maps)
>>2316768Torzsi>>2316778What happened, your lil filter not working sissy?
>>2316637@Grok, remove the mustache
>>2316637>>Pari fuck Falcons, Spirit, almost Vitality. And suck against NAVI. I don't fucking get it.I don't get it either
>>2316727MOUZ = filler
>>2316658so looks like it's a valve endorsed outsourced version of their own roblex, except they get to export their games as a standalone thing. nice, I can see how we'll get some downstream effects from that
360 no scope yohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REvJ3oZohkcany way. not sure I really care about today's matchcan someone conjure up a storyline? I don't think mystery meat isn't gonna put up that much of a fight
>>2317036blad3 goat coach vs french frauds, they are in form for real this time!!! last year or so was all flukes and multiple players on navi will play well and not disappear no doubt!
>>2317037appreciate it. don't think I can delude myself this much thoI'm guessing blade needs one hell of a gameplan (on 3 maps lol) just to make it close - without a single navi player playing below baseline
found a way to care about the matchjust gamble, lolnow, I don't think navi is gonna win, but almost 6.0? pretty wild
Which teams will benefit/lose the most from this new patch?
>>2317079None. The game plays exactly the same.
>>2317082unfortunate
>>2317079not any reallymp9 probably got cucked the mostfor rifles it shouldn't make practical difference (might make a psychological one)even smoke spamming on nuke, it's rare to see anyone down to their last mag today
>>2316727>2026: The Rise of MOUZ>2027: The Fall of MOUZThe script writers are getting too good
>>2317079>>2317085biggest difference for us viewers will be how often/when players reloadbut I hope we'll get a fun adjustment period where pros reload after a couple of shots
Please b1ad3 please, beat this proto-euro-jew team and my life is yours. Please bring out the s-tier strats, please makazze play properly, please please.
>>2317091>s-tier stratsname one time since their major win that his strats have won them anything
>>2317091not happening ladropz is on full faze magic at the moment, and we all know what happened the last time b1ad3 and his minions went face to face vs faze magic
>>2317113>faze magicits time we admit it was ropz magic all along, f0ze is nothing without him
>>2317115>ropz magic brought faze to the major finallolvitality, and ropz, being insanely good has nothing to do with the bullshit faze pulls off
>>2317118>with the bullshit faze pulls offlast place exits? embarrassing 0-2s to t2 teams?
>>2317122yeah, swivel to something else when you're called out for talking shitabsolute coward
>>2317091navi lack the fire power.it doesn't even matter if they have better strats.Jame completely outcalled apex on inferno and still lost for example.
>>2317135>Falcons: Firepower, no brain>Parivision: Brain, no firepowerImagine... They'd still lose to the 'Woo but still
>>2316985Mouz in the 1st half of 25 was not filler.
always had this feeling that I should support blast because they're danish and they're the ones "going against" esl. Like the underdogs of TOswith all these new TOs and one-off LANs, it feels like a weight has been lifted off of my backFUCK blastyour content sucks and only makes talent look worse than they areyou're still doing 6 teams playoffs which nobody likesyour HUD game is shiteither get a grip and re-invent yourselves and do better or just fuck off
>>2317115This is well known already.Faze magic was Ropz+Broky+Twistzz and maybe a little bit of Rain. Now it's just f0ze.>>2317118>>2317124The bullshit in question:
The more I play CS the more I want to have an anime steam profile picture
>>2317207If you value your genitals you won't
>>2317205wtf are you talking about?the whole point of it being bullshit is that they're punching upwards at an insane levelif they're to beat their last run, of course they gotta be even lower in the ranks coming into the next major
>>2317193it'd be so easy for blast to be a favourite TOjust give SPUNjay control>>2317207be hipster and go looney tunes instead
>>2317212
>>2317212kek f0ze are about to go so low in the ranks that they won't even make it to the major kwab!!!!f0zekeks imagine f0ze will miss the major invite cutoff by just 1 rank, but some team will have visa issues and they'll forfeit their position so f0ze make it to the majorf0ze start 0-2 in the first stage, get raped 0-13 on the first map of the elimination game, are down 0-12 in the second map but stage a miraculous comeback, win the third map, go 3-0 in the second stage, go 3-0 in the third stage and win the fucking majorgood story eh? is that how low you want f0ze to go to beat their last run? kek istg you niggas are funny
>>2317213>it'd be so easy for blast to be a favourite TOI agree, but for some reason they've just wasted their chances. they've had so fucking long to do anything to elevate their product, but they clearly don't give a shitat this point I'm not sure if it's money laundering or incompetence
>>2317215I always skip the lines that include clear rage baiting buzzwords. Maybe reformat your post and I'll read it
>>2317221curb your self importance f0zecuck
>>2317223important enough for you to write a wall of text and keep replyingmaybe get your priorities in order
>>2317221f0ze is an accurate description, not ragebait doebeit
>>2317219incompetencethey also try too hard and haven't earned it, they acted like the world finals was equivalent of a major or cologne
>>2317225>wall of textLmfao you illiterate retards consider half a paragraph of obvious banter a wall of text. I know you read the whole thing like a good girl and you're just pretending to not know. Also if you feel ragebaited by F0ZE feel free to filter it lil sissy.
>>2317230pretty much...my best guess is that astralis' success rubbed off on them (iykyk), and since then they've seen themselves as infalliblecrazy how destructive that management has been for the scene
>>2317236still not reading your blogpost broI'll be happy to have a grown-up conversation with you thoseems like you need a father figure
Best thing about making fun of f0ze is that you never run out of their cucked fans having melties
>>2317244which of the cucked fans' post hurt you?
>who hurt youkek literal woman antics
>>2317248which one?
that's right keep replying like the good girl you are lil f0zekek
>>2317252>can't into imageboardit's alright, bro. We've all been therelet me reiterate: which post got your panties in a twist?
>t.
fuck you pleyI don't need more cs waifus - you're actually making me like herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_2nMo_iE_k
>>2317260lowk she looks like a tranny in the thumbnail with a very light 5 o clock
#VitalityIsHere #VForVictory
#VForVagene
>>2317265meant for >>2317257
>>2317260imagine not liking natteashe's great
>>2317270I wouldn't knowI don't watch any other sport or esport
Vitality era is by far the most impressive out of all the eras we've had. It's not even close in terms of sheer dominance and helplessness.
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixelWe are live, drillas
>>2317278also: grass is greenanyway, I was hoping for another meta changing era, but I've lost hope. This era is just doing exactly what everyone else is doing but being four times better at it
>>2317281As impressive as Astralis' meta reinvention was, it was against plumbers after all. But I think we've reached the zenith in terms of meta, I don't see how else the teamplay could improve.
>>2317283>it was against plumbersthat's the nip era, stop acting dumbbut yes, it seems like we've peaked in terms of reinvention. Might be a godsend that volvo starts throwing a small wrench in the gears here and there
I love fatwoo so much bros
>>2317287you know he's french, right?
how much did redbull pay?
yellow v yellowI like it
>>2317292I'd like it more if navi was actually interesting or vitality had a change of losing....
>>2317293oh no...chance! I meant chance! please don't, ben shapiro!
Thread too slow to care for minor spelling mistakes, and most here are likely esl eastern Europeans anyway
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2392520/big-vs-sinners-radio-popular-roman-imperium-cup-viiimportant rematch
>>2317297correct on all countsbut I pride myself on spelling better than americansno idea if we have any anglos in here, now that I think about it...
you niggas believe in blade? shit looks real serious on the navi side
>scrawndersruined
>>2317307it's always the faggot and jeet in blast finalshopefully one of the smaller lans take their place as TOs
GOATWOO
>>2317313yeah, zywoo did a zywoo....I'm so excited
>>2317312we got PGL and IEM after this, no blast for another month, so we lucked out there
>>2317315>we lucked out thereno?they aren't confirmed for the final like at blast, but those fuckers still hire the duo
>>2317281>another meta changing eraImpossible in the age of skybox edge instantly dissecting eveything you do and optimizing itJust look at Ancient mid chaos, Cache will be no better.One thing of note is that Vitality are, also, head-and-shoulders above everyone in utility usage, just like Astralis. Which is probably even more impressive, but less impactful
okay flameZ, we'll need you to not engage in "sandbag for zypoo mvp" this match, you can have it but please don't ghost
Might as well give AK to Flamez or Ropz
goatzgoatwoo
>>2317320you were saying?
ropzwOo is nasty
>zywoo with an ak trying to entrydoes nothing>zywoo with an ak baiting his teammatestwo kills
>>2317323Yeah my bad, Ropz doesn't need an AK to kill
>>2317318I don't want to take anything away from vitality at allthey're absolutely insane in every metricbut yes, like with utility, they're just doing what everyone else is doing - just four times betterit's be cool if they did something game-changing, but I'll have to settlenow that I think about it, that might actually have been the only interesting thing to come out of falcons meta-wise - "let's just go all-in on firepower"
navibros, the firepower gap is too strongu, we need to kick imeh for kyousuke
MYSTERY MEAT!
HOLY GODZ
Some high quality CS.
These cunts are so strong it's unfairFucking disband already shitality
>>2317333cope, seethe, dilate, in any order of choice, my friendWE ARE HERE
keying the microtoggles
>aleksi gamble-stackingJame already changed meta more than shitality
>>2317333other teams should get better
w0nderbot sleeping at the wheel again
whiffderf00l just put the fries in the bag
Makazze is India's pride!!!
OhneHoden
I hate blast so fucking much...
How do I come back from this
its over
>faggots thought hohols will end the shitality era
>>2317352No one thought thisEPL made NAVI look better than they are
>>2317348don't worry broky, karrigan is not gonna bench you this close to the major
>>2317353delusional navi fans did
>major grand final>only 50k viewsVitality has killed competitive cs.
bestwoobestz
>>2317356people are losing interest in esportslol numbers are at an all time lowfirst stand grand finals between g2 and blg were below parivision vs spirit in viewership
>>2317356>12:30 CETbl0st has killed this final.
>>2317354Alright you got a sensible chuckle out of me...
>ropz's gun jammed>imtrash still whiffsembarrassing
kek ropz aimbot malfunctioningbusteeed
>>2317356The timeslot is really fucking weird. I'm Aussie and I can actually watch a European grand final live for once. Its only 10pm for me, these GFs and usually way later
(((Peripherials issue)))
>>2317363cause it's a bo5, but even then they'd normally start at like 1 or 3am for us
>>2317356the other 60k is on ohnes stream bro
even zywoo has mouse issues with his shit mousethis is comedic
>>2317356Navi - Parivision was the peoples' finals. I wonder what stream counts were
#VitalityIsHere
>>2317369Pulsar's QC issues never ended huh
Just found out about magogWhen did you fags started?
>>2317377right when you joined
>>2317377No idea why its not on /vg/
>>2317378>>2317380Finally i can talk about pooploop with fellow schizos
>>2317381>pooptalmbout b0tky?
>>2317377during nip's run>>2317380gacha threads took over vg
the fat fuck's ordering new peripherals like he's ordering food at the dining table
>>2317385This thread is faster than half the generals on /vg/ even with the debuff of being hidden on /vm/, it wouldn't be pushed off the board by gacha threadsWell depends on if there's any tournaments ongoing I guess but the oldest general on /vg/ right now is 24 days old with 640 posts. People ask about CS gameplay here every now and then too
>>2317386he's ordering both
gaming m0lt0
zypoo
holy firepower
ime is so fucking bad
vitality is obviously cheating, those deags actually hitting the head when the cross hair is nowhere near, the ropz moment on inferno... wonder why they are allowed the cheat *notices flamez flag* huh... nice "era" you have here
COLLATEWOO
ZywOo is so good nigga
headshots>0kills>3noob gun
say something nice about the gypsy crusader
>>2317397t. sub 1000 elo
>p0mpMUTE
>>2317406can you run a marathon?thought not.
>>2317387did /vg/ slow down a lot after the hack?but yeah this thread left because no one was autistic enough to bump it during dead times between tournaments, but maybe it'd survive nowthough it's kind of great that there's never a need to bump it, and we can have slow threads during player break
>>2317397The lengths they go through to hide the cheats are insane. I was there yesterday and wanted to inspect their setups to confirm my suspicions. They literally hire violent goons to prevent third party observers from inspecting hardware. The moment one of us comes closeby they start swarming you and push you off. Blast is compromised.
>>2317356>>2317363>>2317366This bo5 is gonna end very fast...starting early was a bit of a mistrake huh
>>2317387I don't see the problem with /vm/. I found this place organically because I wanted to see if there was a CS thread on 4chan and figured if there was one it would be on the "multiplayer videogames" section
How the hell did that end up being a HS kill through the smoke? I could understand it being a bodyshot kill.
>>2317411Is it any wonder blast was the only event cheatWoo could ever win before the israeli joined him team?
>>2317411I bet you just wanted to meet the GOAT, but had to wait in line like everyone elseJust be patient friend, Herculeswoo has time for everyone
who was the retard that peeked ???
>>23174094chan as a whole has slowed down a lot, steadily since 2015 (outside of /pol/). The niche boards are really disappearing and even /a/ is way slower than its hayday
>>2317411>They literally hire violent goons to prevent third party observers from inspecting hardware. The moment one of us comes closeby they start swarming you and push you off. >Blast is compromised.Inversly, they hire people to avoid retards from tampering with their hardware and software.
gg it's over, Vitality wins 3-0
>>2317414b-but mauisnake said vitality are the only team that can compete with vitality!
PARIVISION were a lot closer than shitus crapcere
what a fucking attention whore at 40+ years old
>>2317421>kills CS>kills 4chan
>>2317426Fuck I meant Navi.
>>2317427Shoud've just won then
>>2317429Were they responsible for the election tourists ruining this website
>>2317426If he said that he was completely right, rare Maui W
>>2317421i know /vt/ fucking died cause of the hack combined with people giving up on the (lack of/biased) moderation
>>2317430>vitality are the only team that can compete with vitalityThis isn't wrong though
>>2317429Just so you know last month Iran caused an hour long blackout in Israel and at the same time 4chan died.
>>2317431>rock would've won vs scissors>well he should've beat paper then!!!!
the only teams that can beat vitality in a series are>pari -nota +donk>navi -im +frozen
>>2317431>blad3 blew his load against PV just to get gaped for 4 hours straight in by vitalol
>>2317439>d2nkfuck that lil nigga, needs to stay in spirit to be humbled>forzenyes, free him already
>>2317439-nota is crazy, he's a secondary caller-xielo is far better
>>2317434Where did they all go? Surprising a whole board died from that hack
>>2317443free every f0ze player
>>2317439bigeyeballersflyquest
>>2317443playing under jame and dastan will humble him>>2317444either or, ive seen better form from xielo but if nota is 2nd caller then yeah keep him
>>2317434of course its a vtuber retard that thinks 4chan dying is something bad
>>2317445(eight)CH**.moea lot of gacha threads are also there now
why are these retards booing that they're saving i 100% believe vitality can clutch these
>>2317442Looks like he could play for the Falcons
>>2317445a couple of split offsi think most are on holotower>>2317449pls point to where i said it was bad
navi maybe good for anubis
I’ve been here for 20 years at this pointI will never leave4chan forever
>le timeout tiggleclassic
>>2317457based
boostwoo
just throw bomb across
>>2317457you have to be deeply retarded to not jump over when presented with a better alternativea battered wife, reallyI fully understand why /vt/, /biz/ and /vg/ switched over to alternatives
AUGZ
im here because i remembered theres a cs general on 4chan and wanted to check up on itotherwise i havent opened 4chan in years
>ropz BMing with the codgunlel
those last two rounds were so thrown by navihow do you just turn your back to the flank, there was 0 reason
n0visisters we are getting raped by a 2019 gun
Boring grand final
>>2317465I only use it for /v/ and this threadI doubt anything will capture the same energy as 2007-2011 /v/ anyway
>>2317465I checked out the gacha generals on the other website and they're dead as fuck compared to 4chan /vg/
itt: uncs
>>2317476We'd have a Valorant thread if we were zoomers
>>2317475india and russia are rangebannedcuckposting, investorposting and waifuwars are permabanned on sight70% of gacha general is all that combined
I love her so much brose
>>2317480>breaks the stream
>>2317478what is investorposting when it comes to gachas?
theyre showing manletsnake instead of goatpixel fuck blast
>>2317483>loool nikkebros on suicide watch their gacha only earned $15.000.000 while my blue archive earned $16.000.000 dead game LOOOOOL OH NO NO NO NIKKEBROS DON'T CHECK THE CHINESE DATA
I'm trans btw
>>2317478What else is there to talk about in gacha threads? I checked out the holotower website and that's very active so it does seem the vtumours moved to their own website. The 2x4chan website wasn't doing so hot
>tries to get the stream to show the young boyscalm down dona
>>2317488>What else is there to talk about in gacha threadsthe gacha itselfposting about fake dollars from sensortower and "ughhhh i wish asuna cucked me with a random nigger while i watch from the closet" is cancer, and I'd rather take a slow but high quality thread over fast trash heap
>>2317491>ughhhh i wish asuna cucked me with a random nigger while i watch from the closetbasedfazechad btw
damn zywoo lost a lot of weight huhgood for him, hopefully we'll get to see fitwoo next year
>>2317491H-Hot…I’m a navibro btw
>>2317494soon
>>2317480rapez
ok wrap it up
RAPEZFLICKWOO
This is so over
navibros we are so fucking raped
>manletsnake: Navi is the only team capable of challenging Vitality>navi: raped, gaped, forced to dig its own grave
noobibluds...
>remember that finals are today>open stream>it's already third gamefucking what? why did final start so early? omg
>>2317509manletsnake convinced blast this would go to 5 maps.
>>2317509Blast were expecting a 3-2 grand final thriller...
>>2317509the islamic state of the netherlands prevents sporting events in the evening
RATPEX
this is just embarrassinglow iq nigger b1ad3 kept mirage as 4th, achilles heel of vitality, ensuring that he's 3-0'd in an even worse fashion than paravisionbut all analysts will keep sucking navi's toes for no reason, the most coddled team of all timemauisnake needs to lose his job fast
>>2317516greatest coach of all time and highest paid member of navi btw
>>2317517>highest paid member of navisource? citation needed...
>>2317517
TOTALVICHADITYVICTORY
>>2317519I saw it in a dream
>>2317520This is why you dont give kids access to social media, trannyism + kpopyiges.
>the only one to take vitality to overtimes twice with negative firepower teamGIVEHIMDONK
>>2317524thats blades room lil bro
>>2317526funny, but i saw the video myself.
Just finish them already, I want to see these navi fans miserable
>>2317520>flying the troll flag with niggers indians and native americans latched on unironically
time to accept that navi isn't actually any better than last year.it's that all the teams other than vitality that were better than them got worse.
wundertroon such a bot
Fucking wtf
Is the awpooer going to be the mvp again? Ropz carried these games.
Polymarket is such a devil's toyHardcore gamification of gambling with all these ratty trivial linesUSA needs to be nuked and fast
>>2317509Just woke up. Turned on the stream and I see vitality up 2 matches and are currently 9-3 on dust2. I proceeded to close the stream.
auralesswoo is killing the game
mezii walhacking
CLUTCHWOOOOOO
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
crisp aimlock just like prime astralis
Herculeswoo
getting kind of tired of the trumpet guy trying to make it about himself for no reason
just end it already whatever skip the next 2 rounds who gives a shit
360NOSCOPEPEX
apex is styling on themthis is the worst final of this season yet
INEVITABLEwoo.
>getting 360d by apexjust disband out of shame
Even f0ze was able to take a map of vitality. Pathetic navi bums.
When the FUCK will they fall off
Back to cs being unwatchable I guess
Just end it already
>>2315929>n0vi still play mongolian hyper aggressive CS blade is a fucking fraud, mad reality check for hyhyls
chad b1t
Why are they so good? Nothing is standing out. They're just slightly better at every part of the game overall.
DISBAND VITALITYSO BORING
apex and getting caught with nades outname a more iconic duo
whiffwoo kek
oh fuck off hohol stop dragging this shit
based mercifulwoo letting them get a few rounds up
seeing many similarities to chainsaw man ending and this match>"hyped" fight>boring final fight that takes too long>shit abrupt ending (coming soon)>TO (mangaka) is fraudulent
>>2317574this lol10-1210-13>haha le nailbiter amiright :))
>mystery meat and im keeping it aliveseems over honestlyjust woke up from a hangover nap. Anything interesting happen?
Why they dragging the inevitable? Just end this farce
some great round here, hardcore.
>>2317578>Anything interesting happen?zywoo came out as trans between maps 2 and 3
>>2317580herculeswoo enjoys a show
>>2317574Trash ziggers should've played better then
wait... they're broke... I'm believing...
Everyone's just waiting for Vitality to end it already lol
>>2317570>They're just slightly better at every part of the game overall.as much as i much love to meme "convenient :^)" moment, its just that, they are just playing good CS without making braindead mistakes.Good trades, good utility, good aim. Watching other teams i often think "i would have played this differently" or "this was a missplay", with vitality i rarely ever have that, well except for that mag7 round apex just played, i would have waited to get even closer
>navi fans aren't even cheering because they know these rounds are fraudulent and Vita has won
vita litty
https://x.com/fanpagenavi/status/2038195629080371533
>flamez
dare I say Vitality are choking this?
>>2317592Aleksi transitioned???
damn the crowd is loud af too bad vitality is just gonna win a random round in 10 seconds
blast production tapped in on vitality's comms to tell them that they're contractually required to spend 30 more minutes in game
>>2317598shieettt
>>2317598lol
Thank you JVPITERwoo
>>2317577>>2317577>>2317577>>2317577>>2317577lol so easy to read your stupid script, blast
CHADGODKINGLORDRULERTALITY
At least they put up a fight at the end, still shit finals.
>>2317576>>shit abrupt ending (coming soon)fuck you fujimoto, fuck you blast
I kind of expected blade to take at least one map from them.
niGGer
It's overThey will reign until this decade ends.
>>2317610ropz mvp incoming
god apex is getting overly arrogant, the vitality dump last year started like that
>>2317607>At least they put up a fight at the end>0-3>""""""""""almost comeback""""""""""""lol
I like that a single team can still dominate. Means the game isn't randombut holy fuck a boring sundaywhich mini-lan should I watch?
>>2317616Watch dotards.
everyone knows you can't blow your load early in the season before the majorjame is coming
mezzi MVP
So would you say that the current top 3 are:>1. Vitality>2. Parivision>3. Navi
>>2317614>god apex is getting overly arroganthe's allowed.
>>2317617as in dota?fuck no
QUEUE UP THE ANALYST COPE:>at least they were close (c) mauisnake>bai the weeh, zywoo fans... (c) thorin>falcons need to kill niko (c) kassad>vitality are good but navi are good too (c) pimp>avitalitynavithiswascalosemtathcbuteveryohnefdkfhdk (c) dupreeh
>>2317614humblewoo's humbleness is so great it dwarf's everyone else's arrogance
>>2317622there is a limit. one gesture is enough
>>2317610the stats are telling me Navi lost the match rather than Vitality winning it
>ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?>WE ARE COMING FOR YOU>NAVI CAN END ANOTHER ERA
>>2317616Cod is having a major rn
ropz = godz
>>2317629kwaaaaab
>>2317629very surprised navi don't censor parivision's logothey always used to replace vp with "outsiders" in 2023 and 2024
This might sound stupid, but the last time I watched pro CS was 2016-2017, where are the big teams? I know NA CS died, but wheres NiP? Fnatic? VP?
>>2317615>almost come backI didn't say that, stop making shit up. Navi got many rounds in a row at the end in dust 2, at least they made it a bit closer because at the start they were shitting their pants.
another ropz masterclasseasy for the real rifle goat
G2 finna get raped
>>2317634tier 3tier 3dead
>>2317624Kek
>>2317634the teams that held the longest trying to keep a national flag are finished.
>>2317634France is back on top, just like LDLC days, means Sweden will make a comeback anytime now...
>>2317630>dota, call of dutywhat the fuck is it with you people lolI watch cs because I like cs
>>2317629>3-0>they are top 1 for a reason>we always lose against them >it didn't matter anyway>read more at...
>>2317624kassad's the only real one in this scene.
>>2317641no, france had several top class rosters back then. now it's only zywoo and apex
>>2317634all of the guys from those iconic lineups are retired except for krimz, JW and snax playing in T2/3
>>2317624>this was a shit match and I hate modern counter-strike (c) spunj>I didn't watch the finals and I have no strong opinion about it, but ZywOo is the goat anyway (c) moses>falcons would've won 3-0, but fucking parivision (c) ynk-
hltv crashed
>>2317634covid unironically exposed all of them a frauds and they never recovered
>>2317650cvltvralimpactwoo
>>2317642>>2317630>>2317616>>2317617Maybe there's something happening in Valorant, we love Valorant here
>>2317654
unofrtunate that 2 of the first 3 maps were vitality picks.
>>2317648JW? The JW? The awp pig? How the fuck is he playing for T2?>>2317638I think I remembered fnatic management issue, but there is no fucking way, NiP, a grassroots esports team with national pride is playing in tie->only plays literal who tourneys>knocked out in group stageswhat the fuck happened to my college memories and idols
every map is vitality pick
>>2317657would be funny if a TO changed the rules and forced them to play ancientat least we'd he a 3-1 instead of a 3-0
3rd place decider between Aurora and PARI in my imagination looked a whole lot better even despite being a 2-0 series for Jame with impact from BELCHONOKK and zweih over underperforming woxic and soulfly
shut up manletonly americans do that
>>2317616Fragadelphia
ought to agree, i would have more fun watching pari 3rd place decider than this
>>2317654Regionals start in 2-3 days.
very poor ct side form vitality in that grand final tho
Do you think Jame would've done better than last time? Against Vitality I mean.
>>2317659He plays for Eyeballers and I think he has an ownership stake in it with flusha, so its entirely his project
>ohne towering over flamezholy jewish manlet
l>Vita: era team, flawless gameplay>Furia: honeymoon over, getting counter stratted and not making playoffs>Mouz: actively declining, stagnant roster>Falcons: disjointed teamplay, not making playoffs, nobody in the team be it igl players coach or analysts know how the team should work>Navi: actively resurging after falling off hard, big brain tactics are working again, makazze finally slotted in, wonderful finally performing, vita still gaps them though clearly>Aurora: also having a resurgence but a very weak one, making playoffs but exiting them asap, xantares' wrist is injured and could need to be benched soon which would destroy Aurora's performance back to being shit>Parivision: biggest brain strats but too weak players, jame has to carry in brains and kills>Spirit: long term new igl project, disjointed teamplay, high firepower individuals that get picked apart one by one>The MongolZ: cobrazera isn't a senzu replacement but other players are stepping up, last played coachless so exited too early, making playoffs coachless, well put together team but not enough experiencevitality era MAYBE ends next season, not current one
>>2317673If parivision kept playing 4v5 with nota ghosting every map, no, pari would have gotten raped the exact same way. if nota decided not to throw, it would have been giga kino, with hopefully 1-3 win for vitality
lol i remember when ropz joined Vitality the meme was he never won a Blast tournament, now he has as many as the Astralis guys
>>2317679>vitality era MAYBE ends
>navi refugee cheer squad didnt even show up for this one that was pretty funny
>no mvp announcement yetare hltv afraid of donk fans or zywoo fans?
>>2317679ww3 is the only thing that can end vitality's era at this point.
>>2317679Navi and Pari need to get their shit together, they are the only hope for the future.
>Apex: We don't care about viewsBASEDThe true winner's mindsetHow will the f0ze losers cope this time?
>>2317624they ate breakfast AND lunch together
>>2317690Zywoo won it
>>2317696>How will the f0ze losers copedon't really care eithergood luck with your ghosts tho
I propably could make a 5 hours long video of apex getting caught running around in the open or getting killed by throwing utilities
>>2317690donk won
>apex laughing when ropz mentioned that faze can be the team that stops their eraLMFAOOOOOOOOO
>>2317703he still gets info for the teamhe still wins the tournaments with his teamhe can go 0-15, u can laugh at him, but if his team wins? he dgaf
>>2317704ELIGE BALDBROS WE'RE...LE GOOD?
>>2317704Why does he have less maps than the Woo?
>>2317549he's getting hired by blast obviously.
aura>posts 65 frags in the final
>>2317710He won it quicker.
The GOATs
>GODz MVPBASED
Zywoo really won the mvp? Flamez and Ropz have been consistently better.
Back to gooning. Just not sure what to.
hltv are doing some hardcore stalling right now lolprobably pulling their favorite "kills per round win" stat out of their assholes to justify shit like b1t mvp
>>2317720zooweemama
>>2317720Post more potential Falcons players
>>2317720How come school girls didn't look like this when I was growing up
>>2317725>>2317720Wait I did a reverse search, that's a dude?!
>>2317724https://files.catbox.moe/xk8z0p.mp4
>>2317704>almost 0.2 rating differenceholy vita gaps everyone so hard
>>2317728look at the thumbvery clearly a dude
HLTV NEEDS TO DIE
>>2317735GOATZ
>>2317735The woo personally requested this
>>2317735not zywoo won an mvp?wild
>>2317735BASEDASED
>>2317737>not to flamezantisemiticwoo...
>>2317735lol somehow this is even worse than Niko on Bounty, how fucking dumb
>>2317740if you don't like it you can fuck off to mouz
>>2317735They don't want to make that zywoo-donk mvp gap bigger than it already is.
ropz was the 3rd most deserving of the MVP, and I can see reasons why HLTV would benefit from not giving it to the other 2....
>>2317722I FUCKING KNEW ITSTATRAT NER0 DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEPUTA MERDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOaeDHeJ80I
https://kick.com/romanG2 time
>>2317752>carritospainoh how the might have fallen
>>2317730
>>2317751>8 attendees >no vitality>pv/navi 1st place>16 attendees with vitality>pv/navi 2nd placeIt pleases my autism.
https://x.com/Ozzny_CS2/status/2038261611031319011
>>2317730my god
>>2317735Deserved
Give it to me straight bros. If I just play more premier, will I simply get better?Do these aimlabs, tracking training (logitech), demo review and HS DM servers necessary?
>>2317758>>no vitalityfalcons owned vitality in blast bountysorry
>>2317762yesyes
>>2317193Fucking goo trophies and they simp for Scrawnny and Launders. ESL mogs very hard
>>2317755apparently carritospain forfeitedmalbs impact
>still no articlethese niggers are scared shitless
>>2317764>>2317764>falcons owned vitality in blast bountyCrazy shit. How is it possible for falcons to win them 13-6 on Mirage and then blow it months later to Jame.Is T side really that difficult to execute or what? PV also lost 11 rounds to navi on it starting on T.
>>2317735Based
Isn't draculan today? When is faze supposedly playing?
>>2317770Yes. Yesterday on premier I got ass blasted on T side inferno, and then proceeded to comeback and win once I switched to CT.
>>2317769and they should benota only 0.06 lower than Niko at Bounty with 1.50 rating in final and no MVP, but ropz gets it here, hltv lost the plot. and ner0 is so invested in his 3.0 rating project that he can't admit it's a failure and roll it back to the old system which was 100x more stable
>>2317770They had NucleonZ, allowing NiKo to take missing Kawasaki's spotsThe event was just training grounds for everyoneAnd Falcons are best when there's no pressure. They crumbled vs PARI because they were under pressure to not lose to yesterday's tier-2 warriors on their 2nd ever LAN.
>>2317770NIKO STILL HAS IT IN HIM. HE JUST NEEDS
>>2317735anything to save donk. they started to talk about giving it to semifinalists and now this.at least thorin is always wrong.
vs navi in finals? another * for their collection
>>2317777 (Checked)ONEMOREFEMBOY
>>2317778I don't think it can save donk though unless they start issuing mvps based on the raw numbers regardless of placements but they'll never do it. I'd say it's okay giving an mvp to a member of a team that loses in finals but only if they finish with a higher 3.0 than the rest of the server.
>>2317785but that win was with -1 femboy so maybe he needs less femboys so he can lock in
>>2317777This was probably before they stopped taking lunches together.
>>2317792shit you're right, they're too distracting for him+NucleonZ -kyousuke+degster -m0NESY
>>2317798Have they even won anything since degster left?
>>2317801no
Nothing to watch until Faze play tomorrow
>>2317759>ohne:which team will end your era >ropz: faze>everyone burst out laughing kek
>>2317804This is some Chinese bloke's son...
>>2317712It was mad disrespect from entire scene to pretend like n0vi can beat vitality, i would be annoyed as well.
>>2317804Would
navi fans will look at the score 13:7 13:10 13:10 and pretend like it was good and close game ignoring 12-6 12-4 11-5 vita lead every map.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIP3RtltWm0Humblewoo is so humblemy humblegoat
>>2317816Nah it was trash, Vitality felt dominant the whole time.
>>2317809good
>>2317812have some self respect there are much prettier twinks in china
if you carefully study the vitality era you will realize that they only had two real winsall the other trophies they won are either because the other team underperformed, because vitality miraculously landed perfect nades and wallbangs or because they played against fluke teams
>>2317730Is that a dude or what
>>2317840What form of cope is this?
I wonder what the Ukranians and Bettors had to say about the GFs
>>2317816actually both teams got 33 first kills, but vitality got more clutches won.
>>2317841Look at the crotch brotherman.
>>2317842the Falcons kind
cuckcage is the worst invention
Some t5 team got paid 4,5 M usd through polymarket
navi got gaped but it's ridiculous cope to whinge that "team x could have had a chance!"they couldn't even make the finals before getting gaped, they would have had even less of a chance in the bo5 final vs vitality
>>2317847Ukies pretend it was a close and very respectable game but it didnt matter anywayRuskies making fun of them, to which ukies are crying about bringing politics into the gameGenerally outside of ragebaiting ukies didn't really show up in the comments Some random retards bring up donk and spirit as an ultimate "no u" answer
>>2317870So the exact opposite of what was happening when pari lost to navi yesterday.
it's mostly russians who impotently seethe at the current vitality era we're living in though
>>2317877Comments say otherwise, they are all quite positive towards vitality, zywoo and ropz especially.With only a couple of comment saying "vitality = win, its kind of borign" or pic rel Honestly if ukies didn't act like two faced retards, most people wouldn't make fun of them today. Some even say navi lose to vitality was pretty much 1 to 1 like parivision loss to vitality
don't let the tier 1 event distract you from the fact that 0SAMAS raped blameF today
https://kick.com/trottahproper eng streamG2 time (hopefully)
You ever wonder if these forfeiting teams at open lans are even real teams and not just sockpuppets for vrs feeding
>>2317884can't speak slav, I only see english speaking sites and there what I said appliesyou're not exactly a neutral arbiter of truth here anon so I'm gonna take your analysis with a grain of saltassuming you're the one who's posted the russian/ukrainian comment summaries (from telegram?): I appreciate the effort though, it's fun
>>2317889teams not showing up at small LANs is actually a very common occurrence if you ever paid attention to them, only now it's in the limelight because these big teams sign up to farm VRS on them
ok things look goodsunpayus carry incoming
>>2317884>two facedcontext?
>>2317892Ok sure ;) $3k+ signup fees just to forfeit ;)))))
>>2317890I'm not him, i just found the website he gets them from out of curiosity, i don't exactly follow esports shit throwing discourse, so what you said might be true. >https://www.cybersport.ru/tags/cs2/team-vitality-vyigrala-blast-open-spring-2026Feel free to read comments yourself, at least in these comment section, vitality is spoken about in positive light. >>2317897Might not have been the best way to express what i meant, lets say if ukies didn't act like rabid dogs gloating and acting like parivision are the worst team ever, all the while pretending like they will stop Vitality era, ruskies wouldn't make fun of them today, but thats a big IF for both, from what i saw that website is 24/7 ragebaiting
>>2317900I wonder if the russians might have done something to piss the ukies off enough to make mean interwebs comments
stfu incels g2 is losing
>>2317901>>2317902>>2317903>>2317908relax bro its not that deep, no one genuinely gives a shit about war on either side, only ever using it as low hanging fruit and ragebaiting
kek even ropz himself is completely baffled by the MVP selection
When Liquid knock G2 and Nertz out in Major Semis maybe then he'll be forgiven for his treachery
>>2317915>no one genuinely gives a shit about war on either sidehaving seen "Russians at War" I'm not buying thatfor either sidejesus that was a depressing watch
russians rejoicing because the team that eliminated them got humilliated. Though I don't get how is that not even more humilliating to them, the team that got completely destroyed won against their best team yesterday.
navibros...
>>2317927he basically says all 3 were easy as fuck, he didn't even remember Furia winning a map
>>2317927apex said they won with their b-game against pari earlier btw
>>2317925Probably because they talked shit yesterday.
>>2317919ok
>>2317929>>2317930the rest of the scene is completely fuckedd2nk, choko sitting on the sidelinesthe rest of the teams playing lower tier lansfucked
Why are chinese fans like this
BIG are basically fucked now, right? they have no more LANs, other teams will overtake them
>Mossad Headquarters, April 2nd>(all intercepted messages have been automatically translated from Hebrew)>Ah, agent Shushan. We've been waiting.>H-Hello Sir...>Sit down.>Will this take a while? >Sit down.>Okay...>I heard you have won another tournament.>Yes, Sir.>It was your best performance ever. >Yes, Sir...>Then where is your MVP medal?>...>Where is the medal, agent?>I didn't get it, sir...>You didn't get it! [clap] You actually did not get it!>Sir, I->[table slam] [suddenly shouting] DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY STRINGS WE HAD TO PULL TO GET THOSE CUTTING-EDGE CHEATS FOR YOU?!>I do->YOU DON'T! DO NOT TALK BACK TO ME, AGENT!>...>We invested so much time and effort into this. We were finally going to have a true zionist shine at the top of esports with an MVP medal at a premier event. It was a way to better our blessed nation's public image worldwide!>Yes, Sir->And you! Didn't! Get it!>No, Sir...>[shouting resumes] A FATHERLESS AUTIST WHO KEEPS THROWING GRENADES AT RANDOM PIXELS WON IT INSTEAD!>But Sir->HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE CHEATS!>...Huh?>This is a disgrace! How could you fail like this?!>But Sir I made donk look like a fool!>[shouting resumes] HE DOES THAT TO HIMSELF EVERY TIME HE OPENS UP TELEGRAM!>...>Look at me, agent.>Sir...>You're dismissed. Do not fail me again.>Sir, Zywoo told us he'll eat the next team mate to steal an MVP from him...>Well, son... We all must make sacrifices. Now go. Glory to Israel.>G-Glory to Israel...
>>2317944>>[shouting resumes] HE DOES THAT TO HIMSELF EVERY TIME HE OPENS UP TELEGRAM!kekner0 is a Persian asset
#G2NIT
I wonder why FUT didn't sign up for DraculaN. Doing good there would probably secure them Stage 2 and they are already playing PGL Bucharest in a few days anyway, same city. skipping it, it could be close
When is the next big roster changes happening?The only reason a team have an era is because the whole scene is shitAstralis happened because chadzilians separatedNavi happened because g2 at that time was niko + worst french trash and nexaVitality is happening because falcons cant form a normal team with chemistry and real coach, and because furia have a giga choker awp with a liquid retard that thinks he can igl
>>2317944>[shouting resumes] A FATHERLESS AUTIST WHO KEEPS THROWING GRENADES AT RANDOM PIXELS WON IT INSTEAD!>But Sir->HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE CHEATS!>...Huh?
I fear the next few weeks' games might as well be skippedThe 'Woo and 'tality is just too entertaining for me, so boring without 'em
I did some VRS investigation and it might not be over for Faze yet...
-iM+whomst've ?What's a realistic replacement?replacing awp or igl in THE CURRENT YEAR would be insanitymakazze is their best piece atmb1t is okaySo who can replace the romanian?
BIGbros...
>>2317989
>>2317990BlameF is big, but not big enough, I fear
>>2317993it would be amazing if this happens before Colognegive all your power to Draculan teams tomorrow
>>2317994we must be (even) bigger men
completely forgot the final was on keknavifaggots got raped hardyou learn your place
d0nk is our enemy because he likes tranime btw
>>2318024that's a man.
When is the next faze game?
>>2318116tomorrow
Goat2 is back
>>2318119finally some good CS
>>2318131>Faze match>some good CS
>one>MAYBE EVEN two
Only -kyxsan +donk and Niko IGL can save CS
>>2318142takes balls to say that after that ass whooping
>>2318144>Niko IGL can save CSstopped reading there
>>2318140It will be kino and you know it
g2 is playing apparentlyhttps://kick.com/trottah
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(((g2)))
>>2317679falcons should be euthanized mouz too
>>2318177>10-7 vs literal nobodiesthey really only had that honey moon and nothing else
It's all so fuarcking tiresome...
>>2318218Billie you gotta stop eating so much.
has im EVER performed for navi against a good team? wondergoat would be 2x major MVP if it wasnt for that deadweight
>>2317679>vitality era MAYBE ends next season, not current oneMaybe even before. Curious to see what will happen on the pro scene with the new reload system.
>>2318230>Curious to see what will happen on the pro scene with the new reload system.absolutely nothing
>>2318230I don't see vitality spamming smokes very often
>>2318224>wondergoatYou're not fooling anyone, wonderfool.
>>2318224against furia at the budapest major
https://x.com/ataldablair/status/2038327100952699222
>>2318243That's AI generated.
>>2318243this faggotry is why he will never win a major
>>2317294
>>2318252fuck...
>>2317404He's humble just like HumbleWoo and I love him for it.
>>2317436So remember to thank Israel every time you post here :)
>>2317446except b0tniggan he needs to pay for what he's done
>>2317492>>2317487#FazeUP
>no Spirit vlog from EPL>no vlog from Blast even though it's been almost a week since losingit's over, total vibes death
>>2318186>mouz toogiven their budget they punched up way above their weightfalcons on the other hand.....
>>2317705kwab basedpex
I fucking hate mirage so fucking much. I don't know what it is, but I lose all ability to play the game on the map. Just played 3 premier games.mirage 9-13 loss, I went 9-20 bottom fragAnubis 13-9 win, 25-16 top fragMirage 8-13 loss, 8-19 bottom fragMake that make fucking sense. I feel like when I'm defending a site its piss easy for them to just run on and rape me, but when I am on T its impossible. Usually I queue as a trio and we perma ban it, but one of the guys had a kid so now we play it sometimes because we dont have a majority vote anymore. Thanks for reading my blog, might quit this game over this map.
>>2318319we could have had great content from their bootcamps :(
Israel is on a roll.
>>2317705sauce?
>>2318324Everybody knows every secret on Mirage because it's old and popular, nobody (besides you) knows how to play Anoobis because it's relatively new. I don't know I'm just making shit up.
>>2317759>>2317805Show this clip to that one autist who keeps insisting that Ropz backstabbed f0ze. Look at this, even today he speaks fondly of his former team despite knowing that they are literally nowhere near tier 2 cs let alone ending Vitality's era. You only have b0tniggan who was essentially the entirety of f0ze management, to blame for Ropz leaving.
>>2317818Thank g-d Zywoo is humble man can you imagine how annoying it would be if he was arrogant? The Vitality era would be insufferable but now it's so enjoyable, all thanks to HumbleWoo.
theyre gonna fuckin lose this arent they
>>2317885kek >>2316127
GOD2
>>2317960>Astralis happened because chadzilians separated>because furia have a giga choker awp with a liquid retard that thinks he can iglDon't ask me how I know what you are.
>>2317989Why would they replace anyone, least of all the Gypsy Crusader?
>>2317989>-iM>+whomst've ?jL
>>2318342kekaroo
In honor of Vitality and HumbleWoo, I bought this nice skin.
>>2318332I just don't see the appeal at all. I prefer Dust2 way more for boomer shit, and I do fine on it. Its not even tricks I don't know, its like all my aim dissapears when I play Mirage, and I do know the angles, so its not that.
noone cares, you are not a proread the op/magog/ /cs2g/ /csgog/ - Counter-Strike Esports Discussion
I'll post both Telegram and cybersports ru reactions from now onRussian reactions to Vitality vs NAVI (cybersports ru):>Trash is trash. Congrats Vitality.>Well that was a short celebration)>Pissed on 3-0. Very easy. Trash org, BORN TO SUCK - ahahahah>Well, Yellow Trash fans, did you watch beautiful CS? Managed to lose even Anubis (Vita have 4 games on it), PARI at least got one map to OT, and Mirage comeback is the same as yesterday's PARI - nice, but everyone knows the result)) Especially want to mention Aleksibot, as always, can't kill a guy watching away from him, iM is also a nice guy. Well, take the buses and go home. PS: ZywOo and ropz are robots. P.P.S: Vitality so don't care about pig squeals from the crowd>Stopped the era, yeah. Trolled on Anubis and Dust as well - could've closed 13-5 and 13-4.>Too bad PARI shat the bed in the semis, I am sure they'd play better.>Fluked an easy bracket and shat their pants against top players>Did someone think it'd be different?>Grats to Vitality, but their matches are just so boring, just close everyone.Telegram reactions (cs2news):>Vitality just laughed at NAVI>All teams sweat just to be beaten by Vitality in the end, respect>Who said about cuckold navi? Whare are you now? Back to the dog house, bitches. Who are n0vi? It's just meat for Vitality. VIta came and fucked all pink tight holes of n0vi and their fanboys, who squaled about the win. WANTED TO WIN BLAST????????? FUCK YOU. n0vi drove back with a mouth full of french cum, tears in eyes and blown out asshole from daddy zywoo. zywoo took his fat french baguette and fed it to the gypsy. He, like a real hungry slut, deepthroated it balls to his chin, choking and salivating, while faggotful waited on his knees for his turn. HOOOOOME BORN TO FLY HOME>Navi took more rounds than Spirit vs Astralis>pv and sp0r0t fans are celebrating like they took kiev>fuck it was a nice comeback, couldn't make it, but still played good>worst final, didn't even fluke to ot
There's more point in sitting on skin inspect servers rather than watching any tier 1 tournament in 2026
anti csgo haters?
>>2318392Yes I am
>liquid pulling out of a farm lankek this will not end wel
>>2318425>"there is no vitality there"
>>2318381Ignore the autist below you.Fact of the matter is people will have better crosshair placements on commonly played maps like Mirage plus the common smokes and exec strats. So the quality of your opponent is better on Mirage than on maps like Anubis.
>>2318401>sp0r0t>n0viMy cultural impact is far reaching.
https://www.hltv.org/news/44174/the-race-to-the-iem-cologne-major#f26baitFhomochuds, not like this.....
Bonus: Jame's video message after loss to NAVI:>Favorite part of my job - messages after losing. What can I say about the game. Probably the worst game we played of the tournament, taking quality of play. Somewhere we recovered, somewhere we didn't give up, Inferno was tough.>But that's it, forget and go next. Next tournament is in a week. We need to focus, and all these issues, if we fix them and become stronger (each game must make us better), then we must perform better. Hopefully there won't be fatigue, we'll need to dodge it somehow. We need to get used to it, that the life of a pro is going from a tourney to a tourney.>Game vs NAVI is always different from the game vs Vitality, Falcons. You need to step into the server and know what they'll do. Otherwise they'll surprise you, push you out of the comfort zone, and you'll be dazzled. It's impossible to be on tier-1 without knowing your opponents.>So when T1 plays vs T1 non-stop, that's different mindgames. When you know everyone, you open up and play different counter-strikes. Tier-1 is not about set rounds, it's about playing after a kill, trading, micro. We always strive for that. That's why we, probably, entered tier-1 faster than most, we knew how it all works here, somewhere this helped us to win, but against certain teams, nothing will help without playing a lot of games, losing. NAVI are such opponents - always tough to play vs them, they are united, they have depth to their rounds, decision pool, they're a lot more fluid than we are. That why we have issues that affect everything, I think. Bad utility, a lot of bad comms, but this is the part of the game. We won with more mistakes, we lost with less. It's all the game.(1/2)>>2318449As always, i's an adaptation. Localization, if you will.The originals are "Dnavi" (the bottom of something + navi) and "Sosirit" (Sucking + spirit)
>>2318457Ah okay thanks for letting me know
>>2318457a lot of praise towards Navi
>>2318457>The most important thing is 3rd playoffs. Making it to playoffs when the best team in the world is here is a big thing. I am happy. I value what I have, and have the motivation to grind. We didn't reach our ceiling yet. We aren't yet fully formed as a team. And yeah, we are missing a second voice. Somewhere we just turn off. Too little experience, you can't do anything about it. Time heals all wounds. Hopefully by that time I won't be shooting walls, the clock is ticking. We need to use me while I still can kill someone.>Thank you to everyone for support, new guys, old guys who supported all this time. Don't tilt, it's a part of the experience. You can't win every time. Only Vitality comes and wins everything, so everyone loses and gets sad at the end. (2/2)
>>2318401Damn, these go from absolute seething to some level headed comments. I was rooting for Navi and expected more, Vitality dominated hard most of the game.
>>2318467this mofo is going to win the major isn't he?
spirit signed up to one of them open lans, the hlc one lmaooo
>>2318473falcons are in deep deep shitthey can actually start from stage 2... mibr is also in stage 2... *gulp*
>that ratingBreh.............
>>2318457>>2318467Him and Pari should be proud, the best team in russia and one of the best in the world.
betting on aimclub to make sure faze go to the majorthank me later
>>2318509nigga gonna get rich
>>2318510t. silver
>>2318510well he might be right, the problem is that even if you get better, your opponents get better at reading you.
>>2318487>wearing gucci in your hltv picholy auratoo bad the brand is not what it used to be and regressed on the level of bape, supreme, off-white, but still
>>2318510I disagree, they very clearly improve over time. PARI at the SaarLadder hotel LAN, PARI at the Bounty and PARI in Rotterdam are three different teams.This is especially evident by the fact that the players themselves regressed a lot, but they keep winning. There are no more hype xiELO solo carries, nota solo carries, and it's alright because their macro improves.
>>2318530>nota solo carriesHe did solo carry them to the airport 2 days ago jej.
>>2318532I think he tries to overcompensate for Jame by focusing on being a strong voice, a YEKINDAR to FalleN of this team, and that massively dampens his performance.It's just a schizo theory based on nothing, but I hope he recovers. All PARI guys are beast of their own kind.
>used to play mainly esea >faceit was just for when I got banned for saying fag or wanted to dick around >used college email for the account for some reason >graduate in 2018, lose email oh well no biggie >esea slowly dies >everyone plays faceit now >can't sign into my faceit account because it's been so long I need to verify >can't verify >support needs me to verify my name with a photo of my ID >they tell me my name doesn't match what I have on my account >watdo.jpg I haven't been able to play on my faceit for years bros. I have a second account just for faceit, but god damn I'm so tired of signing in and out and not being able to use my skins.
>>2318552transfer your skins to the other account and use it as your main?
>>2318560Nah I have service medals from 2015 and a genuine tactics pin from the 2016 columbus major, plus all my non-cs friends and games on it. this faceit accoutn is just a smurf my friend had and lets me use when we first started playing faceit, but it's basically my account at this point. And I don't trust putting thousands of dollars in skins in an account that was bought from some shady account site. I'm just bitching in the wind
>>2318473lmao wild if truewhat a failed season so far
>>2318530*StarLadder
>>2318637Nope, SaarLadder
ez 4 aimclub
>>2317778>anything to save donki usually don't support conspiracy theories, but fuck me sideways if this isn't what's currently happeningBefore tge final Flamez and Zywoo were on 1.62 and 1.58, ropz was on fucking 1.23, he wasn't even in the conversation basically, as far as Vita are concerned. Zywoo played a pretty solid final, 2nd best player of Vita with 1.22, and good against Aurora with 1.43. I'd understand the decision if ropz played the final super well while the other 2 were completely missing, but not like this.I think they were rooting hard for FlameZ to take it, but then when he kinda choked it away in the final and they realized they have to give Zywoo another one, ner0 invented a ropz MVP contrary to all previous awards logic just to keep the "race" more interesting. I have no other explanation for this decision.If they give donk group EVP tomorrow it's certified fraud.
>>2318657>ner0 invented a ropz MVP contrary to all previous awards logic just to keep the "race" more interestingner0 is a fruad and hltv wont give mvp to kike (this is bad now) but also wont give it to zywoo because d2nkey would look worse
>>2318640It says StarLadder in your screenshot.
Ner0 knows there’s no chance of a #1 race between zywoo and d3nk so he’s setting up a narrative of the woo vs his team in their own little mvp race
One interesting thing I've noticed is a subtle NIP favoritismWhen analysts discuss "VRS grind", they always mention NIP. It makes sense, they started from zero and are now in the tier-2 bubble.But PARIVISION started at the same time as them, and have found vastly more success. So why is it that the NIP are the face of the new wave of VRS teams and not PARI? Doesn't it make sense to highlight the rise to the top instead of the rise to the illwill?I have no real explanation for this except the brand name.
>>2318677>Brand nameWho even knows about NIP these days? I'd say the reason was realism. What NIP did is far more realistic than what Parivision did. What they've achieved is nothing short of a miracle. They don't call him Jamesus for no reason.
>>2318677I think NiP was the first of the "VRS grind" teams to qualify for big events, Astana and Cologne, maybe that's why
>caring about some nonsense hltv awardyou people need a life
>>2318480Mibr fell down to stage 1, so Falcons are safe... for now
ugly faggot snav btfo
>>2318852we only talk about chivalrousWoo here
f0ze KEK
>>2318921you won't be laughing tonight
>>2318921KWAB!!!!!!WE BOUTTA HAVE THE FUNNIEST SCREENSHOTS OAT TOMORROW KEK
>>2318939>>2318921EZ AF boys
>>2318457>The originals are "Dnavi" (the bottom of something + navi) and "Sosirit" (Sucking + spirit)kek
>>2318921>>2318939>>2318963Tomorrow's screenshots will make the aussie-chink screenshots look like Amy Schumer's stand up jokes.
The humble woo letting his teammates enjoy the spotlight, donk could never
Aimclub chads WY@?
>>2318457Jame what I want the most in this world is a long post-win message from you. Nobody writes essays like him.
>>2319072ropz unironically sounds uncomfortable in the mvp interview
f0ze really lost to aimclub!!!! HAHAHAHAAHHA the absolute fucking state hahahahahah Ive been f0ze posting for a while now but I never.... oh ahahahha I never really believed it would end in this way.. ahahaha I just oh man I cant right now this is too great hahahaah fucking aimclub man do these guys even play faceit or are they a premier stack oh LOL man who do we blame for this f0zesisiters??? Is it still ropz fault? Maybe we wait until fr0zen leaves and start to blame him as well, its not b0tky or k0rr0g0n oh surely not haha no hahahahahahhhahhahahahhahahahhahahahah
https://x.com/GODaZeD/status/2036355935170601403https://x.com/GODaZeD/status/2036360486070133231
>>2319157who is this and why should I care what he says
>>2319157That PV match was literally jame 1v9
>>2319155based f0zehaterchad is also an aussie since he's from 12 hours in the future
>>2319157Anders doesn't even realize molodoy got teamflashed, how the fuck do you comment CS for 13 years and still not get that
>>2319196anders has been bad every time I have listened to him recently, hearing Henry try to correct and cover for him the other day was hard to listen to
https://x.com/heysnav/status/2038462374731042962
>pari cs is just: trade, don't peek, and gamble stack >btfos "superstar" teams are jame and dastan fraudchecking the entire scene?
>>2319157he and steel could save NA all by themselves but valve won't allow their precious EU region to get sidelined
People who hate inferno tend to be very low IQ
>>2319224it would seem so
>>2319275What about people who hate dust2 and mirage
>year 3>CS2 is back to being a CT fest just like CSGO was Why do people still act like this game is T-sided?Discuss
>>2318677the real reason is because thorin and snappi are buddies, so he'll always mention NIP as underrated VRS warriors and most other analysts repeat that because they're hacks
>>2319334hate d2 = high iq gigachadhate mirage = depends on the complaint, can be both high or low iq
>>2319224>spirit lose to pari>crumbled afterwards>furia lost to pari>crumbled afterwards>falcons lost to pari>crumbled afterwardsjust how much mental damage do these guys do to "elite" teamswe need them to fluke vs shitality to end their era...
fuck it we ball
>>2318552>support needs me to verify my name with a photo of my ID >they tell me my name doesn't match what I have on my accountJust talk to support, my friend lost him email as well and we got everything sorted out through support, i had to act as a translator to him.Explain why you have mismatching name and explain that it is your ancient account, they can change everything. Also im pretty faceit didn't demand real name and location in the past, i have both names and location completely fake, they don't ever verify it.
>>2318510>>2317908>>2317902>>2317901kwab
>>2319350the ammo nerf might give a big advantage to the t side again
fazesisters...
>>2319350CS2 is AK sided, whichever side has AK has the advantage. It was similar in CSGO as well but player models didnt have that retarded head flinch after headshot that makes M4 completely miss second bullet. >>2319399wont change anything
#LiquidIsHere #FaZeDown
>>2319404>CSGO was AK sidedTop fucking kekAfter the M4A1-S buff the game had a 70% CT win rate all the way until it's death
>dexter
cadiaNbros...
>>2319404that also happened in csgo lil bro
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2392594/liquid-vs-inner-circle-digital-crusade-draculan-season-6it's going to happen
>>2319436https://kick.com/draculancslet's go
>>2319414I didnt say CSGO was AK sided, i said it was similar, AK was always better option but m4 was good as well, so it wasnt necessary down to AK = win.In CS2 AK is significantly stronger than m4 because m4 can't reliably insta two tap. >>2319425CSGO head flich wasnt as dramatic but yes it did happen in CSGO as well
>>2319422I'm gonna buy so many Sexter stickers bros
shartquid
Liquid can't aim
Can I full screen I don't want to watch like this
>>2319450Theatre Mode then F11
GODhy
I hate liquid and human women so fucking much
>>2319453...on my tv app :x
We are SO back Liquidkings!
Liquid doubters awfully quiet...
goatlige
Liquidbros...
liquids map pick going to OT?
uh oh... Liquidsisters?
https://kick.com/hltvorg
>>2319481>>2319483>>2319486
>>2319490Baldemort...I kneel...
>>2319490I never doubted..
my goat
>>2319493He slept his 20 hours this time
>>2319493zz
passionsisters....
this will be huge for aurora
ts is too good mang
>>2319511moneyball, but they construct an erai kneel...
>>2319511>most expensive transfer was meziiTop kek
fucking unc spunj over here
chad a boomer with technology
>>2319511200 000 is huge at the time for apex lmao
>>2319521he was a package deal with nbk
>>2319522ah. and nbk was 180 000 of that price kek
Kwabulan
>>2318524he was probably on the briefly active gucci gaming academy. they all got gucci tee instead of actual jerseys. a
Patiently waiting for Fazekino
I hate Germans so fucking much
>>2319544we hate you too, untermensch
>>2319545No you don't...
>>2319545:^)
>>2319548>indasaars!
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAA BUDDY! Watching the boys snatch an easy DUB soon!
So it really doesn't matter whether zywoo is carrying or not...
>dexter scammed his way into the cologne major by beating like 3 teams in australia over and overthis is textbook fraudery no?
>>2319565cope
aimclub vros...ww@???
>>2319565china runs like 5 LANs and can't get more VRS points than dexter?skill issue
>>2319567>>2319572https://www.hltv.org/team/13486/thunder-downunder#tab-matchesBoxhow many good teams did he beati'll wait
>>2319574semperfi thrice
i wanted to bet for my first time ever on aimclub today fuck all these gambling ads
Vitality will lose a crucial game 1-2 soon to a team with a green logo (not Falcons)It was revealed to me in a dream, and I happen to have prophetic dreams. Not joking.
>>2319586s0mple isn't doing shit to goatwoo sorry bud
>>2319587>when given a prophecy of being defeated, the Vitality fan immediately thinks of s1mpleVolumes.
>>2319586I should specify that I don't know who the other team is, just their colors
>R0 G199 B177parivision logo is green btw
>>2319586Optic with an NA super team
>>2319565don't hate the player hate the game.
FAZE THE FUCK UP
you're telling me that I need a fucking kick account to be able to watch the faze game in 1080p?
>>2319586honestly navi fucked up so bad with the veto. well not only they were unlucky with having only one of their pick among the first 3 maps but they should have picked mirage first.
>>2319601
>>2319603They would've still lost on Mirage methinks.
>>2319607vitality's mirage is pretty shit
>>2319609Navi's even worse.
>>2319604what's that nerd shit?
>>2319611https://streamlink.github.io/
>>2319612thanks just got hacked, my porn folders have been sent to my relatives.
>>2319613skill issue
oh fuck you, eat shit
I like that smokes have blue and red tint, easier to tell which one is which compared to real gamealso pretty hud
faze really still has this random ass coach
ooh i also really like how they show kills as cards, kino hud
fuck kick they banned bossmanjack. fuck you evil eddie you fagbag jew
Observer is dogshit
>>2319615>>2319604
>>2319636the observing that round was pretty goodsaw basically all of faze die on against the force buy
kick b0tniggansave frozeni dont care about the rest how dare that fat fucking fuck act bewildered when he held pit like utter retardalso what is this bipping? it pisses me off, as if im in niggers house
aimGODS are strong...
gruby first coach to put his mic up while theres a timeout still going on
these niggas are aggressive
lolky...
broky hit thatwhat a shitty game
>>2319389Even though they went 2-0 against pv, at the end apex looked like he just lost a bo5 grand final where he sandbagged
>13k viewers unironically more active viewers for faze at a t2 lan than cumulative views on a vita vlog
>>2319659hatewatchers run this scene
>>2319658lol true, he knows he won because of individual moments, he was pissed he lost tactically speaking.
twistzz gay gamer sleeves have really caught on in fazewhy don't they just ask for long-sleeved jerseys?
>>2319586IMPERIAL KKKKKKKKKKKKKK
#FaZeUp
FAZE IS BACK BABYwild last round
Fazebros... We're going to the Major!
this nigga too hyped for aurora infinity
deservedfree him already
>>2319671very respectable .92 from the goat
>>2319658>>2319662
>>2319673he looks genuinely distressed
>>2319673to me it looks like hes mad that his teammates werent following his calls
>>2319679no, he kept running into parivision stacks. he yelled to them about their analyst or something
>>2319681kwab, how it feels to get outcalled two games in a row but winning comfortably because roster diff
f0ze niggas
f0zesisters... even if we get into the major by defeating this premier stack, can we actually feel good about it? I am having mixed feelings
>>2319683>outcalled while winning 5 maps and losing 0lmao pure zigger copium
>>2319695>outcalled while winning 5 maps and losing 0yeah
>AIM CLUB A BUNCH OF UGLY BALD M 0 NKEYS THEY PROBABLY LIKE MEN AHHA REE TARTS
>>2319703stream chats can be funny sometimes
>>2319704>aimclub looks like 5 brothers each from a different father
fazebros??
f0ze kek
>romonkey going weewooweewookek
gypsies stole b0tniggan ambulanță AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>f0ze picked Overpass
ITS SEVEN THREE ??????
Holy shit faze hahahaha
>>2319721hey zontix
Aurora also sucking ass kek
>>2319726at this point you have to wonder if faze/aurora are this ass or the difference between t2/t1 isn't big at all
>what the fuck am I doing in this crack den
>>2319726Aurora was in Rotterdam 2 days ago and they already qualified for the Major, Faze were prepping for this tournament for 1.5 week and their ass is on fire rn
why are aurora even partaking in that lan? they have lots of vrs points, they're third in vrs lmao
>>2319733need burnout excuse in the pocket, just in case
>>2319733to secure extra VRS if things go badly in tier 1 LANs, same as Navi, except looks like they couldn't forfeit on time
yeah faze easily got this
>>2319733revenge for Vlad the Impaler
>>2319738isn't it riskier to fuck up and lose more points in the process?
Unc still got it
>>2319745maybe if you ff you count as being last in the tournament and get massive points deduction.
karrigan was the only player to clutch in that round, btw
random t3 nobodies don’t choke on me…
>no upsets>winner games aren't until tomorrowalright, sell me on some of these loser teams
SHAMECLUB
>>2319770liquid and faze don't really need an introduction
das rite
Another MASTERCLASS tier 1 game from FaZe. Ropz is right, FaZe will put an end to Vitality. #FazeUp
>>2319778excited to see him on navi
FAZE IS BACK BABY
good to see faze back to playing at their opponents' level instead of below itwould've like a third map tho
never doubted
>>2319783VITALITY WE COMIN FOR YOU NIGGA
>>2319784
>>2319784Nigga was in a hard fought battle to not look at her tits there
broky was better before he got a beard, bring back the twink broky
Senzu will end f0ze
I read on twitter that in order to be 100% on the major invites faze would need to pretty much place 1st or 2nd on draculan. If they get 3rd or 4th place they would depend on other teams results to see if they make it.
This is the latest in faze cinema. Barely make it to the major and then farm a tsunami of VRS from stage one to playoffs in kino fashion.
please start the next game... I can't stand listening to the jeet
>m80 liquid>f0ze puaKino
Some niggas here just lost money betting against faze lmaooooooo
>>2319815you're welcome >>2318509
>>2319803i don't think they can be 100% guaranteed even with that, but we'll see. there's still:-Parken Challenger with B8 and 3DM-Moscow LAN with K27-Belgrade LAN where we don't know who's even attending yet-Stake Ranked which has a huge prize poolif Faze are only playing Draculan and even come 2nd i think it's still not guaranteed
>>2318509Kwab
>>2317715LotharingiaGODS keep winning.
>the last thing krimz sees before retirement
>>2319792*armpits
>>2318509#FaZeUP
Failcoons should be old yellered
>>2319843this but also f0ze
Liquid is unironically gonna get mogged by Aurora at 50% power
>>2319867aimclub was our big hurdle f0zesisters! the rest of this tournament is free
To think FaZe and Liquid were top teams 3-4 years ago and are now scraping for every RMR point possible like this
>>2319792Bro is a class S gooner I bet he can only get aroused through a screen now
>>2319784>>2319792eh, its really not that hard of a battle
this will forever feel weird
>>2319913gay
>>2319924if you are that desperate for tits you are unironically incel
ok i'm over draculan, why do i have to open new completely stream for every game while the one i just had open is just idling. its just a bunch of faggots and f0ze
Sad for Krimz getting his home rug pulled into a hohol fraud stack, hope he gets on eyeballers or something
Was this a fair exchange of words? Also I am glad I don't have to queue with that continent
>>2319960whoever started it is the guilty one.
>>2319960>amerisilver can't take vidya banter
>>2319960albanians are subhumans
>>2319960i dont speak balkan babble but darwin is a faggot
>>2319960kassad will be watching how faceit responds
>>2318457I wish all russians were as based as Jamesadly they are not
>>2319960im disappointed bans were issued. im disappointed ukies reported him.im disappointed serb reported them. (he probably did lets be real) im disappointed evropa is acting like a bunch of women.Last time i played with ukie he had no idea how to play Ancient and threw my game (premier, we ended up playing it because of his single vote) Next game, its him again, i fucking unload and warn my teammates "Do not listen to this fucking ukrainian subhuman (this is relevant because he refused to communicate in anything but ukrainian). My teammates (russian, estonian, finnish) burst out laughing, we win easily without further conflict. Another EU story, me, 3 russians and finnish guy. russians couldnt stop yapping about god knows what, that somehow led to conflict with finnish guy out of nowhere, they all throwing shit at each other in the most desperate to hurt way.
>>2319969
>>2319986>EU is the silver browniesthis is the biggest cope ive ever seen
>>2319979Does he have a basketbol analogy for this?
>>2319960eurogays are so soft, good thing balkans and cis chads keep the good manners alive
>>2319992not exactly related, but the two times I've had an argument with americans irl they both for some reason felt the need to keep repeating, word for word, that they were "grown ass men"this was repeated multiple times in both instancesI think one argument was about the virtues of smoking cigarettes and another about immigration in the UKCan any american explain why this is a phrase that gets repeated?
>>2319999kicked out of the house manchildren who feel inferior to others.
Jitu is losingMatys and GODpayus are trying to carry but it's too heavy
kwab2
>>2319422>2 AU teams/ourchink/ would've loved this ;-;
>>2319659
>>2319643frozen and broky to g2b0tniggan to guantanamo
>>2319689>>2319690don't worry they're not even making it to the majornext up is....Gr1m
>>2320046>b0tniggant. Niko "nik0major" Kovac
>>2319777KWAB!!!!!!
>>2319999Checked
>>2319787
What happened to that jitu spammer that insisted they were an AWP away from being contenders every tournament and shit talked the failcons constantly
>>2320048n0k0 can join him in guatanamo I assume falc0ns already have a plan for that in place
>>2320055I stand by what I said. Anyone with eyes and a functioning brain would agree that G2's ceiling during their incredible run last year was the awper. But way too much time has passed now and the milk has spoiled. G2 need more than one change, one of which definitely has to be paypal.
norbert 1 majorniko 0 major
>>2320055they just need anarkez as awp and they will start an era
broky is one handjob away from a 1.28 rating vs top 10 teams
BetBoomers where we @???
>>2320060I remember watching paypal in ence and thinking even then that the way he played was too "timid"like there's often an instant of hesitation when the most optimal play would be a ballsy one, resulting in the timing being off. He still has that habit and it's annoying to see it happen.a counterexample would be someone like phzy who I remember looking promising already back in wildcard since his plays were often fearless. I think he's a sleeper for a top team in the future (not this astralis certainly)
>>2320078writing off spirit getting wrecked by phzy by many as luck or spirit having a bad day was funnyhe's somehow still going under the radar
>>2320078phzy sounds like faze-ymaybe he is the chosen one for faze
gdoodoo
draculan faze or austin vitality, which is the better team?
>>2320120GangKui FlyQuest
We stan thunderdownunder now flyquestfag
>>2320131FlyKINGS own your asshole, little boy
>>2320133SEXTER is going to tear you a new one little boy
>>2320134traitors will be punished live on stageyou and dexter, just you wait
>>2320137>traitors will be punished live on stageAgreed, flynigs are about to get what's coming to them for backstabbing sexter and alichad.
>>2320085spirit are having a bad day on any day ending with a "y"
>>2320163speaking of spir0t, i noticed that magixx who is usually active on telegram hasn't posted a single thing since he became IGL this year. he only reposted some Team Spirot official channel clips and that's it.where's the vibes now, fat fuck?
>>2320183SIX SEVEN!
>gamersjew
>>2320210They should rename the five seven to this
Goyim2DogShitus
>3rd place humiliation ritual in store for G2KEK
KWABKWABKWABF0ZE NO MAJOR
my mouse playing soon :)
least f0ze has cod (and r6)btw why can't they do a cool logo like this for CS2? Instead they have those gay ass stars (not even for this game holy kwab)
>>2320250f0ze's current logo is fine as is, just get rid of the stars
goy2 is so badbotboom is now going to major, what a pain
>There are a lot of strong rosters, but I think PARIVISION are the closest to us (c) flameZ
>>2320296I think navi deservedly has the nr. 2 spot for now, but from a matchup perspective that might be trueas seen in >>2318457 navi is a difficult matchup for pari as they're basically a more evolved version of themnavi on the other hand matchup badly vs. teams like spirit and vitality who have players who are mechanically skilled enough to "break the meta". Somehow they matchup favourably vs. falcons (and niko+monesy g2), don't know how to explain that one, maybe only the very very best players like donk and zywoo really break their gameplans enough?aurora used to matchup badly vs mongols even when generally being above them at times etc.it's all very interesting to investigate
Why all top10 teams playing with CHOKING riflers???NAVI: iM chokerFalcons: Niko chokerParivision: xielo chokerMouz: Xertion mega-chokerAurora: Xantares chokerMongolz: Cobrazera chokerSpirit: tn1r chokerITS ALL CHOKERS!!! no wonder Vitality are so strong
g2 bros we will come back
I support FaZe and I'm really fucking stupid
G2 showing up when it doesn't matter
>>2320315Jame is very young still. 27 years old and IGLing when world-class IGLs are all 29+ is a big feat.So I wonder if now he finally perfected his off-meta style of play. The story of VP was this tidal wave of up and down, and PARI are really showing already that they're way past VP with a good consistency (asterisk required due to Krakow and EPL, but I'll write that off as the fault of inexperience from four young players)I wanted to tie that up to that off-meta style. Vitality are the roided B1ad3 system - they have all the best pieces that are on the market available to them, and they all well-oiled together.To beat that, you need to be off-meta. B1ad3 and Aleksib are tactically superior, thus them outplaying Vitality in several moments in the final, but they still play Vitality's CS, so the firepower of Vitality just outshines them, and always will. So that leaves two unorthodox approaches: "glass cannon" and "PARIVISION".Glass cannon is simple - Aurora, Spirit, Falcons, MongolZ. Lack of tactical depth of MOUZ, NAVI, Vitality, Astralis, post-m0NESY G2, FURIA, just shoot good. Those three teams consistently gave Vitality the most of trouble during their first era. Tactics are one thing, but what can you even DO when m0NESY just hits a 0.1s flick and NiKo gets away with the most bullshit blind triple.Also, the PARIVISION, don't rely on firepower but warp the teamplay to the absurd degree and tag team everything. That's the most off-meta of approaches, since only Jame does that, he has such high feeling of the game that he just inhumanely says "apEX is faking, bumrush mid" and is right. That approach requires only the best of dissecting, which I don't actually think Vitality have. Only NAVI.I think that'd also explain why B1ad3 struggles against donk. Spirit used to be the biggest glass cannon, and that alone beats the middling firepower with the best tactics sauce of NAVI. No other team can do that.NAVI are #2, but PARI are the weapon vs Vitality.
>>2320405>Those three teamsThose four*I added MongolZ a bit later and forgot to retroactively edit
>>2320405What PARIVISION are lacking to be "the drill that will pierce the heavens" are experience. Jame always makes sure to say that they lack a strong second voice when he is faltering. nota is the "secondary caller", but the boy only played with Jame, what can he realistically add? Not enough. I think this would retroactively explain the signing of electroNic - he was supposed to be that voice to Jame, the guy that'd say at 11-11 "Kane actually used this and this and that in semis of FACEIT Major, let's try that"In a hypothetical scenario of replacing nota, xiELO, zweih and BELCHONOKK with xertioN, Twistzz, b1t, and NAF (deleting their actual gel and egos, just talking T1 experience), PARIVISION would be #1.5 team in the world alongside Vitality with a kryptonite in the face of NAVI.
>>2320315>aurora used to matchup badly vs mongols even when generally being above them at times etc.mongolz lose best player or something?
>>2320427go back to hltv dumb jeet
>>2320427Alright now write this in the style of a Trump truth social post grok
>>2320405what trouble did Spirit give to Vitality last year lol? they won like 1 or 2 maps in total from 5 games, it wasn't even close
>>2320436read the post you commented on again
>>2320445Aurora and Spirit are on the lesser side of "trouble" compared to MongolZ and Falcons, sure.They did have their "almost" moment in Lisbon semis, though. That's more than I can say for MOUZ, who even took 2 maps in a Bo5 finals vs Vitality but still didn't convince everyone this is the "almost" moment.
>>2320405(I posted >>2320315)you make decent pointspari's continued success has one potentially BIG problem though;getting studied by other teams over a period of timeit's never a given that a team that breaks into the elite stays there for long, which is why eras are specialI'm not saying pari will suddenly get completely wrecked, but the more games they give to their opponents to study the more prepared they will be in the future
>>2320463That's why I mentioned Virtus.pro in the beginning. I have a lot more faith in PARIVISION to be afloat as the top 10 team at the very least, since VP-esque decline would already start kicking in. Jame and dastan matured enough to not allow the past mistakes to take place here as well.That should allow the leapfrogging in experience to outpace the anti-stratting for long enough to get shit together and peak at the right time to take home a proper tier-1 trophy vs Vitality.
Thoughts on bLitz's potential as an IGL?
>>2320478Yeah, I have some.
>>2320478A bit of a weird case. Losing Senzu was obviously a major hit, and we're locked out of seeing true MongolZ due to maaRaa's family emergency until MAYHe's young so the potential obviously exists, but I would not say anything until after the Major if he's keeping up with molding cobrazera.
>>2320474I'm not quite as confident in their ability to fight back against antistratting but we'll see in the futurein any case I'm a sucker for teams that play "smart" so I like parivision (despite not being too hot on russians in cs generally), since that's the aspect I most like about cs. If I just wanted mechanical skill, movement, aim & reflexes I'd go watch some quake or something.I hope teams like parivision and navi continue to succeed. Vitality is a bit of a compromise in that regard since they have such a stacked roster.
f0ze hahahaha
>>2320509lolllolololllkloll
>>2320483>maaRaa's family emergencybro became a dad
https://www.hltv.org/valve-ranking/teams/major/Europe
>>2320557shitmple sismples what the heck...
>>2320439You are a goatfucker.
What are the chances f0ze will make it to the major?
Is it possible to lower the volume of the awp only??
>>2320618portugese are animals etc.
Team liquid has the best logo hands downNu-MOUZ is the worst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvpbYhQWEDA
https://live.douyin.com/72664628140Tyloo bros gonna 2-1
>Team Skipit
>>2321013ez4mymoussies
>>2321013can't believe aurora are the favourites here.
>>2321031they'll get mongolz in quarters (with a full roster this time) and get raped as usualaurora is the fodder mini-boss that filters out teams with bad igls, not a favorite to win shit
>part of the season where hltv is FLOODED with matcheskino
>>2321042>no VichadityWhat even is the point?
https://kick.com/draculancsbWe are here
>>2321042I'd pay money to eat out her ass
Can't wait for senzu to lifegame and ruin faze
>>2321013>BCGameThey are still forcing it huh, gonna be painful to watch again
whatever JT u fuckin prawn
these anti ecos are like pulling teeth man
Sweet batman chairs
watching the passionusa faze game on a mongolian stream. weird language, not a bad sounding one but they use some weird sounds
m80 completely threw two rounds and liquid got 3 in total
>>2321111>they use some weird soundsdo you mean in their language or they have like a soundboard?
broky play the clutch like a normal human being challenge: impossible
>>2321114lol, in their language
lulquid
f0ze
and senzu isn’t even playing keeeeeeeeek
godky clutch
there's not a single player I hate more than this faggotLEAVE FAZE CLAN YOU MATCHFIXING CUNTDEATH TO POLISH CS
>22 rounds>4 kills>im le igl tho!!!!!
KWAB
f0ze vs lulquid in lowersWe WILL be there
>lose anubis to anubis merchantsexpected. the sweep will be swift and severe. DJT.
faze clan is the most pathetic team on the scene right nowlosing to a team that barely speaks the same language...
>>2321151liquid secondhow the mighty have fallen
You all UNDERESTIMATE Faze>igl Karrigan with an iq as high as his adr>Broky is easily a top 10 awper in draculan>Twistzz got amazing hair>Jcobbb is a counter strike 2 player>Frozen plays wellYou are just jealous Fazes era starts now #Fazeup
VLTIMATE
>>2321155jcobbb just doesn't belong with faze. dude barely celebrates round wins
>>2321169>dude barely celebrates round winshe's just like me
Faze are done if they lose this game, they would need to play two more matches today and karrigan isn't surviving that
..ack!
>0.31karrigan is so fucking obese and shit and this game
>>2321181420 faze it
Predictions:>faze lose this >karrigan and jcobb kicked>they get signed by BC game >they win the Buenos Aires major >aragorn MVP
hold my hand and tell me honestly if faze will make it
f0ze IS The Raped
goathy
>>2321184faze disbanding and everyone committing
>>2321184so faze was punished for going to big tournies and losing while shit like GL monte blabla cruised through t3?
>>2321193f0ze lost nigga
>>2321193monte's big points gains came from beating parivision and money from blast bounty
>>2321198basically if na'vi and parivision just beat them like they shouldve they wouldn't be anywhere near the major
faze needs to reside in bucharest farm some draculans and travel to one t1 event to scam a win, thats how you get to major
>>2321212Or become Mongolian/Chinese/Australian to play 2 lans with 0 top 30 teams and make it because VRS is a fucking joke.
why is Liquid so fucking SHIT man
>Here’s why faze deserves invites even though they lose every match>they need more time>he’s le goat igl!!!>consistently losing to t1 teams should make us ranked higher than teams that beat t2 teams consistently >I don’t understand the VRS formula because I’m a mathlet
>>2321222f0ze*
>>2321222exactly, why fight stronger opponents and not reach arena while you can fight eyeballers not reach arena and get to major
>>2321227Why indeedhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2389258/eyeballers-vs-faze-blast-bounty-2026-season-1
>>2321220malbsmdsiuhyultimate
>>2321220Cynical fake NA team vs real true blue anglogermanic M80sThey should kick poolanders and get steel and skadoodle
>>2321222https://www.hltv.org/team/13486/thunder-downunderThis team will make it to a major without playing a single top 50 team. FaZe was a fucking finalist last major and might not make it because the system can spit you out within 4 months of a top 2 finish.Make it make sense.
>>2321237boohoo nigga maybe you should’ve signed jks and senzu kwaaaaaaab
>>2321230f0zeKEKS
>>2321237>the system can spit you out within 4 months of a top 2 finish.other teams know how the system works, and they adapted to it. Aurora are playing this, Navi applied for Parken but withdrew, Spirit are playing in Belgrade, G2 are playing stuff, Liquid too.Faze almost considered not even going to Draculan, according to karrigan in the Rotterdam post game interview. it was him who convinced the team to go. shows how unprofessional the whole org is. they deserve to miss a Major if they lose.
>>2321251>Faze almost considered not even going to Draculanwhat the fuck is going on with that org man. i get theyve always been hands off but at times like this they need someone to step in and make some high level decisions and not just let the players slack off and miss easy VRS points (theyre supposed to be easy atleast). i hope the ash rumours are true and he can give them a kick up the arse
how the hell did nicx enter lmao
>molly jiggle>spot enemy>dont molly or comm jcob is such a bot lmfao
pain
>>2321255>but at times like this they need someone to step in and make some high level decisions and not just let the players slack off and miss easy VRSyeahthey had the opportunity to play this:https://www.hltv.org/news/43984/g2-among-teams-invited-to-stake-rankedbut they declined and took the Bucharest invite. they were confident they were gonna do good enough at EPL and Rotterdam to qualify. well then it's completely their fault.
>dry peak through smoke on match pointwhy....
f0ze..............
my nicxxa
went from major grand final to losing in a random romanian basement
>>2321273shit like this is what i mean. im a huge faze fag but this season has been awful and there is no excuses. fuck knows what happens next season
This doesn't even look like 720p. I guess they really want you to LOG IN.
>lose 6 map points on CT>immediately win all 3 CT rounds in OT
HUGE FROM THE GOAT IGL WERE NOW 1-1 WITH THE MIDDEST MUTT TEAM EVER
yeah I'm thinking that Faze is BACK
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
>paid by the round
draculan faze > epl navi
>>2321303vgh…
the absolute state
>broky statpadding on fucking Draculanjfc
joecob is as retarded as kyousissy but without the aim
>>2321334>I'm done being nice. If you don't hand the VRS points over soon, I'm going to get my friends and we're burning this LAN to the ground, got it?
>>2321334when you look at all the things surrounding f0ze picking him up, it begins to raise questions...
>>2321337>[SPEECH 100] If you go to the Major, you will lose even more VRS points!
based try
fazekeks
>>2321347lmfao
IT'S NOT ELIMINATION
>Yea! Who won the lottery? I did!
Kvem is such a fucking agent holy shit
remember when everyone thought the reload change is going to do anything to the meta? theyre playing on it btw
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT
senple
>PUA
senzuuuuuu
FaZe is so unlucky it's crazy.
holy shit if he jumps in CT he wins
Should've hide after the second kill there was no time, insane play though
Fuck me
senzu mm ahh mid rush
That could've been the craziest '20 play so far
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ok faze might be bad but theyre genuinely unlucky
ok f0ze might be bad
>>2321381who is that ohne-like
AAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
okay, whats the leafs excuse?
HLC signupskeklmaohttps://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3128009/hlc-belgrade-spirit-falcons
>>2321391Why are falcons there? They're locked in for stage 3
>>2321393Just to fraudcheck faze
goat senzuf0ze
That's a spray transfer aight.
>>2321393gatekeeping practice
lmao nicx silver elite awarenessbased Senzu
senzu really goodfaze really shit
Senzu deserves this win
>>2321393ez trophy to raise the morale>Vitality is on the listnvm
how demoralizing must it be to be in this small ass room playing for your life when a few months ago you were at the top
This just means more fazekino today, enjoy
>2 more faze bo3s todaylmfao its so over
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2392610/fnatic-vs-faze-digital-crusade-draculan-season-6KRIMZ ITS TIME
f0ze...............
miss me?
>shitquid losing to havu
>>2321411rain landodging cuz messioso is a retardElige losing to havu and m80s0mple dead careerRest of f0zeniggas getting raped by nicx
>we are playing better than them, they are just getting some lucky kills
FaZeValve ranking#29
Liquid with big 3 CT rounds against mighty HAVU GAMING
polacks are going crazy on hltv, saying jcobbb needs to take frozen's positions and twistzz needs to be kicked
>>2321416they did get really unlucky on dust 2 but it shouldnt have been that close in the first place bum ass niggas
>>2321422and? are they wrong?jcobb is clearly their best player
Br4tk0 will humble karribot
any vrs nerds itt?how's my goat's major chances looking after losing to pua?
broky cant even have a positive game on Draculan
>>2321427they need to take home the 3rd place to have a decent shot with some luck4th place and they're below sinners
>>2321411>everyone on faze roster after ropz left is just doomedcurious
>>2321430so they're still making it? nice
>>2321427they have hlc but actual good teams are showing up there
Ok how much does liquid need to lose to finally kick the poles
if liquid lose they'll be 1 point above Voca
>>2321425best polish player in faze's history!!!!!!!!
Thank PUA for giving us three faze games today instead of one.
>>2321443funny but deceptive because voca have maxed out lan wins while liquid don't
>>2321443I don't think they can miss the major, unless bestia and gayman gladiators dominate on their lans
>>2321093i hate being right
The world is just, neither liquid nor faze will qualify
oh my days bruv
>>2321449will they get all the points back if they win the next two?definitely worth the risk if so#paidbytheround
it was havu's map pick, chill
shitquid isn’t even fragadelphia level now
>>2321450>>2321453but if they lose this, they don't have any more games, right?
>>2321461there's a trillion other lans
>>2321463are liquid going to any of them?
>>2321464if they bomb out here, yeah
>>2321463No there isn'tLiquid was supposed to go to Gamers Assembly in France but they withdrew
>>2321467they can still go to hlc
>>2321464well let's hope for the best and that they bomb out of those LANs toomaybe PUA can make it if they pick up a few more wins
>>2321469that or Riga Open, i dont think there are more, and applying and getting there could be tricky on such short notice. even Sinners aren't going to another LAN, and they had more time to do it.
Btw, relevant site for the future Major:https://cslans.com/they track open LANs and signed up teams better than HLTV or anyone else as far as i know
>>2321457>paidbytheroundNiggas gonna get rich today, and I don't know about the points
>>2321478they're both actually registered for hlc alreadyit's a packed LAN, biggest T2 LAN we've had so far in cs2 definitely, but they're there
>>2321486This is an absolute shitshow, tournament in 3 days and zero info about ANYTHING
>>2321486bros it's overvideity are gonna disband shitquid and faze themselves...
>>2321486This is still just a google doc, there is even Navi and Vitality in there somewhere, i wouldn't trust it so much. Sinners player said 1-2 days ago in an interview for hltv that they aren't playing any more tournaments, i'd trust that more.
>>2321464they are definitely going to the belgrade lan
>>2321488>tournament in 3 daysso they'll only have 3 days to farm vrs points? that program better be packed tight loldraculan has 4 games going at once, and their playoffs last 4 days
>>2321486https://www.hltv.org/news/44223/beastik-the-pressure-of-thinking-about-the-major-got-to-usOur plans for now, we are leaving it to the gods to be honest. There is one LAN in Serbia, the last one actually that we could sign up for, but we won't go there and leave it to the gods. We will hatewatch other teams and wait.
>>2321497the whole point of hcl is to farm vrs, that's why it's so close to the major invite date
I hope the paycheck is at least bigger for malbs in Liquid
>>2321500how does that have anything to do with what I just said?
>>2321347underrated
>aurora, mouz (unconfirmed), spirit and falcons in a $30k lankino of the highest order
>>2321504Watch some #45 team win it.
https://x.com/Team__Spirit/status/2038982967427482072here's hoping for 1000 more
>>2321508Grim
>>2321508is it at all possible 100t overtake f0ze in the rankings?
>>2321508https://x.com/JesperLarsen222/status/2038997223506133180?s=20
1 man team vs 1 man team
>>2321508where is bc game?
he will ace his way to the major
This tier-2 shit is so much more fun than Rotterdam and EPL combined
VRS was genius
>>2321524
>>2317354Bro.........................
HAVU you dogs, eliminate Liquid or disband forever
Liquid is BACKDoubters finna ACK
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm HAVUbros???
These stupid fucking hohols
was the f0ze magic in ropz or rain?
>frozen owning>karrigan back to the ambulancenow just activate goat retard and vegan and there's another major final waiting
>>2321557yes
>>2321557Eddie
VP peaked when it was Polish. Maybe fnatic being Ukrainian will win them a major.
>>2321565found the fnatic general manager
is dogster retarded or retiredwhy is he not playing for some tier-3 ru stack and reminding people of his existence?
>>2321570No free stacks prob.
KRIMZ IS SO FUCKING GOOD
>>2321570other players don't like him.they think he's obnoxious, his slapping being an obvious thing.
Faze only winning bs rounds
bait more for broky please
>>2321572no he's just retarded I thinkthere's an infinite amount of russian teams: 33, nemiga, magic, nuclear tigeres, cybershoke, nemesis, 1win, spartaand no one would want to upgrade their awper? buuuuuuullSHIT
>>2321570It looks bad that he missed like half his events because Heroic can’t do visa paperwork, and now they also killed alkarens career
sdaim changed his hltv flag to russian from ukrainianremind me who was the guy that is finnish who also swapped to ru flagworldedit?
f0zekeks…….
if faze loses this there's no way changes aren't happening, right?
Oh wow, some cuties on fnatic. The guy sitting next to the nerd with the rubik's cube needs to be poached by falcons asap.
>>2321601we can still make the major grand final and lose in embarrassing fashion... heh just trust the plan f0zebros...
What if headshots gave extra kill bounty
>>2321603Niko pls..
my nigga krimz... all those DEI hires and their best player is still Swedish...
GODcobb
>>2321608?
you can tell people really don't like indian casters since the liquid game has half the viewers of the fnatic game
hopefully faze lose this and polish nigger gets fucking killed (kicked) one minute after the match
we have kyosucky at home
>>2321607They seems to be pulling their weight in this game, why are you even butthurt?
faze are the best when their backs are against the wall
>>2321620#justice4cypher
He gots to go
F0ZELMAOF0ZEKEEEEEEEK
tier 1 cs is fraudulent
>>2321623Soon, brother. Soon.
>>2321627f0ze was never tier 1 unlike KRIMZ
did frzoen have a bad map today
LiquidGODS where we @???
just saw the hottest post on hltv about Goatwoo and that little faggot femboy d2nk being gay togetherI can't wait to see Topwoo dominate him again
so this is really itthe unironic death of f0ze
>frozen laughing at 0-2its over
>>2321639No
rebuild faze around frozen and twistz
>>2321653fr0zen is leaving, the rest are kicked
>>2321642We are SO winning this shit!!!!
LIQUID DOUBTERS?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?
Liquid haters have been very silent
fOze
>that frozen peek and entire team following afteryeaaaaaaaaaah LMFAO
aced by fEAR kek
>f0ze getting btfo by a tier-3 teammeanwhile Liquid easily takes down a gigantic HAVU
CT sided map... right bros???
>>2321669real 'Send in the Clowns' energy
they look defeated
frozen one man army today lmfao
This is actually good for faze fans. A result this shitty means management can{t ignore it anymore and we finally are getting rid of that cancer broky and possibly jcobb.
>>2321688blud tried to leave out karribot
did broky miss the shot and run with his knife?????????????
>>2321688tab in finn
>2321155>>Broky is easily a top 10 awper in draculanbroky is literally the 22nd best awper in the tournamentthe only two guys worse than him are ragga from Hyperspirit and some guy from Partizan who only has 6 hltv matches on his profile
>>2321690>>2321692Broky and jcobb dropping .80 ratings against these teams is a bigger issue than unc dropping shitty calls
>>2321693>and some guy from Partizan who only has 6 hltv matches on his profileand we arent even sure of this one yet
HOW OD YOU MISS THAT ??????????
>>2321693I just don't know most of them and since it's a small lan tournament.. but yeah I can see that.
>gruby laughing>broky looking annoyedhow can that retard have an attitude?
>>2321696kek
>>2321702He knows he's getting axed after this (hopefully)
UNC STILL GOT IT
it's fucking over
foze
We're where you when faze is kill?
what are they typing in chat after the round ends?
Man, the faze guys are gonna get depression
dude literally nicknamed "lilbro" (Br4tko) will disband Faze, this is too good
lighten up guys, this is goodthe changes the team desperately needs are coming
after this comeback they still have another bo3 to play btwlets go faze
Welcome to NaVi, frozen
I hope karrigans “thank you” video has his inferno fragmovie
>>2321718>still believinglet it go bro
my beloved unc... not like this
KARRIGAN ACTIVATED
WAIT
>>2321721?
>>2321725>>2321726sybau
im sad its over, no more f0ze posting for a couple months now
PUT THE CAMERA ON FAZE NIGGER
Eliminated by an unc and some kids..
>Broky last aliveKino ending
deserved
poor frozen bro
Watching faze lose is not even funny anymore, shit is sad at this point
>>2321733thisthis his more important than their shitty lan
>>2321737AHAHAHAAHAH AHHAAHAHH OH AHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHA
>>2321737lol
I'm free!!I won't have to watch the major now
why does twistz suck now wtf is it because karrigan made him secondary caller or wtf
>>2321737so it was ropz all along...
>>2321737magnificent image
>>2321737He stole all the magic
>>2321747twistz has always been a divahe probably asked for a raise or an upgrade for the team after the major and the org told him to fuck off
>yfw you’re not a fOze fan
man 2024 really was the last good year of CS
I've been thru Boston, 2019-2021, Shanghai, but I don't think I have it in me anymore. This looks like goodbye....
>>2321758I've watched every single major since dreamhack winter 2013, even attended atlanta and austin even though I don't play anymoreyou'll be back anon
>>2321758See you in a few days
i can't even imagine how bored Aurora are playing this LAN kekXantares with one hand still posts 1.50 ratings against these shitters
>>2321760are you going to Atlanta or BLAST Rivals this month?
>>2321769no I live in canada so I only went for the majors (and my friends))))))
I expect faze changes announcement either tomorrow or on friday at the latestif not im gonna crash out
>>2321776why would it be this early
Well, that's that. broky and jcobbb cannot hit anything, Twistzz being inconsistent as usual. At least they'll fully rebuild aroung frozen and karrigan now. I wanted to see them in Cologne, but part of me is also happy because this loss means that roster changes are almost certain.
>>2321778Why not? The major run is done so might as well go for it.
>>2321776why would they change now when they got a real LAN coming up, PGL Bucharestez VRS points, chance for a trophy
>>2321782I doubt faze can even beat anyone in this pic. This is a parivision trophy (maybe astralis or fut)
SOMEONE PUT UNC ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>2321765y tho
https://x.com/HLTVorg/status/2039040568513229166kwaaab
faze are now at actual rock bottom.the run begins now.
>>2321787bc game is there, I'm sure faze can handle them
>>2321790>broky not even caring just going through the same usual routine
>>2321788Quick check the passed away tab on liquidpedia
>>2321788>the hate is validholy kek, shit is ridiculous
>>2321790
>>2321800it is but the hatred should be only towards jcob and broky
>>2321800Should have stayed on Liquid
Frozen is literally going Joker-mode insane
>>2321810he shouldn't feel bad not like his career is overbroky on the other hand
>>2321810hairline is already therejust put the facepaint on already
Loyal fan looking for a new team.... needs epic memes and deep runs....
>fOze are going to bucharest KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK NO MAJOR LMFAOOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHEN THEY FLOP THERE THEY WILL BE COMPLETELY OUT OF THE T1 INVITE SPHERE
f4z3 will rise up
>>2321818>attend Bucharest just to get humiliated againThis team has a fetish for it
Karrigan lost to fucking Krimz in 2026 and 4 Ukrainian Nepotism hires LAAAMAAAOOOO
go back to bed aussiecuck
>>2321765beautiful
>>2321810it's literally his own fault for extending the contractKWAB
>Ropz leaves to Vitality>Vitality becomes literally best team ever>Faze are in their worst shape ever, Karrigan misses his first Majornoticing...
well tiem to stop following pro cs, what fun teams are there? falcons?
surely karrigan's career won't survive this, right?>>2321852mongolz
>>2321852Vitality
>>2321852i only watch falcons but i wont miss vitality raping spirit
>>2320405ahahaha more like n0vi are a number 2 aka a BIG STINKY SHITFuria fan btw
>>2321852>what fun teams are there?at the top level currently? parivision and astralis. legacy seems a bit less annoying than they were a year agonon anywhere near faze kino tho. unless you like hate watching then, yeah, falcons as well
time for liquid to win this event
>I wish faze wins another major this year
>>2321871upvoted!
>>2321871They should be, I don't care if you have to fuck over some garbage NA or australian team to put them there. These guys are the definition of big game players and guys that will play up to their opponent. Put Faze in a quarter/semi against Falcons or Aurora right now and tell me you wouldn't put money on Faze. I pray that some dogshit EU team has visa issues and Faze makes it.
>>2321882>I pray that some dogshit EU team has visa issues and Faze makes it.KEK, we've fallen this low
i would never put money on faze because faze is capable of losing against anyone
>>2321904um didn’t these niqqa get gaped by sinners
There needs to be a clause added to VRS that the major grand finalist is automatically qualified to stage 2 of the next major. This shouldn't be happening
National teams are cool (except Brazilians)
>>2321912this but unironically, like the top 4 teams
KEKEKEKKEKEKR KWABABABBAABABA AT F0ZETRANNIES AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
CACHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2321926Vertigo
so are Falcons gonna make a move after frozen? or NaviTeses has been completely ruined since they moved him to anchor roles because it doesn't fit him naturally, frozen is just the type of player they need and they don't have to teach him anything since he's been in tier 1 for years
This game is lame, glad I quit.
FAZEBROS - IMPORTANT NOTICE: If we all write local EU parliament members or the German immigration services, we might be able to have Parivision's visas revoked in time for the Cologne major. This would force valve to slot Faze in and save our guys.
>>2321939See you next week
>>2321950the problem with this is they will just invite the first team under the cutoff, and by the looks of it it won't be f0zeyou'd need at least 5-6 teams to have visa issues for Faze to attend
The death of faze literally triggered the release of cache
Don’t worry bros we can switch to na for an invite
So what was the deal with the faze run at budapest? Was it really all just an act of God himself?
Hold on the kwab isn’t over, liquid finna die too
https://www.hltv.org/team/13270/girl-kissers
>>2321971Liquid is winning this whole thing, little blud
>>2321882holy kwab
>>2321968Pro cs is fake and gay. All these events are staged, including budapest. This was a move from the script writters and Valve.
>>2321971cope, Liquid took down the mighty Havu Gaming
>>2321882Its over unc, just let it go. This is good for faze in the end; management was blind and retarded for far too long, this will finally make them see and we will finally be free of that cancer broky.
>>2321971not news
ropz to falcons
>>2322022...in 2050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiHoq2zRQukfl0m is right. Get rid of broky and the polish fraud and then you can start talking about unc's calling.
mateys we are so fucking back
>>2322045we're waiting for phy's vid before we comment on the situation
gib me drops
>>2322045Neo is already gone THOUGH
https://x.com/PhyCasts/status/2039072342878675030
LIQUID IS The Raped.
>>2322085mercifultimate, mercifulwoo taught him well
Elige bros... not liek this
has Karrigan tried changing his rocks
>>2321217kek f0zechuddy seething about the dei hires who will bomb out 0-3 in the first stagehow the mighty have f0llen
Liquid changed the region for free Major invite, but it's not looking good for them if Bestia and GG get some wins on their LANs
>>2321225f0ze indeed
>>2321227>>2321230>>2321243f0zeKWAB!!!!!!>>2321237>seething about dei aussiesholy cuck hahaahahaahah jump off a bridge f0zecuck
>>2321337>>2321347I don't get the reference but I bet it's funny as fuck kwab!
>>2321366>>2321375Yeah? Explain how losing to eyeballers is unlucky.>>2321377This.
>>2321391Why have big (the size, not the german clan) teams signed up for so many noname lans this year? I don't remember this happening last year.
>wake up>faze lost to pua and fucking fnaitcOHOH NONONONO IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUELLLLLLMAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Auschads continue to make magogsissies seethe after all these years.
>>2321405f0ze's journey is akin to that of the average lottery winner>win lottery>blow it on crack and hookers>back to where you were in a few years>win lottery (flule win against red canids)>keep fluking your way to the major final>fraudchecked by vitality>back to where you belong in a few monthsRIP L BOZO WON'T BE MISSED!
>>2321411>>2321415Imagine RainEligeBrokyTwistzzFrozenThere's no way this roster would've performed any worse than they are performing now, right?
electronic will save faze
what did he mean?
was frozen really dumb (or greedy I guess) enough to lenghten his contract with faze?if so then he deserves all the pain he gets, he would've had obvious chances for many better orgs after the major
eyeballers broke faze
>>2321557bothropz was the brain, rain was the soulb0tniggan is the cancer that killed the body
>>2321601>>2321604f0zenigs.....
>>2321626
I haven't seen frozen extending his contract being verified anywhere, can an anon sauce me up on thisor is it just gay and fake rumours at this point
why didn't they stick with this?
>>2321688>>2321694>Finn00k "b0tniggan" anders0n
f0zeliquidaurora ALL are KWAB'D
>>2321720KWAB!!!!
>>2321773>>2321746saved
>>2321851fuck are you noticing retard this was well known already, b0tniggan's last win without r1pz was back in 2018
>people thought aurora is top 5 now
>>2321871f0zesaaar! pls let us play in the major saar!KWAB
F0ze should replace Br0ky with Alistar, K0rrigan with Sexter and Jc0bbb with Liazz.
>>2321882>>2321893kek my prediction >>2317215 literally came true kwab f0zekeks are so pathetic
what happened?keep in mind it's a lot worse than the numbers show because a lot of their losses in 2026 are vs t3
>>2321851>>2322159when all is said and done, ropz will be the true goat rifler of cs
>>2322150apparently striker said so in HLTV confirmed
and now fnatic lost 0-2 vs alliance lolfaze is so fucking bad
>>2322170well, time for him to sit back for another 3 years and enjoy the paycheckI'm sure it was worth it
>>2322163nah m8 thunderdownunder is way cooler than f0ze lmfao
>>2322179True, they're actually good enough to attend a major.
Just came back home from work, what happened to f0ze?
I'm the original f0zehaterchad and I have a statement to make:f0zenigs, be humble. This is your comeuppance for your insufferable spam last year. All the arrogance, all the mockery of other teams. The ongoing blind support for b0tniggan - This is what you deserve. I was a fan of faze clan too, until b0tniggan's mismanagement forced Ropz to leave and his ego forced Rain to leave. I don't believe in karma, but this is karma of cosmic proportions. This is what f0ze deserve. I can finally rest now :)
>>2322187they got Faze fucked, abused even, by a gang of Ukrainians and their bald leader
liquid might be so shit they don't even make it through na
>>2322188Amen f0HC
>>2322161>>>2321763>>2321763>>>2321763>>2321763KEKEKEKEEKEKEKEKEK
nachuds our time is NOW
HA-HA-HA!FOOLS!
just imagine if s0mple would have stayedtier 3 cs would have exposed two frauds at once, fraudigan and s0mple
so it's confirmed Frozen to NAVI at the end of the year?
Lmao, faze lost to this.
>>2322250I don't think navi will use the money faze would want unless his contract has an "out" for him to change team without a massive transfer feemore likely they will target senzu after the major I guesswhich means -iMthorin and pimp(lel) also talked about this topic in their video that just came out
>>2322270>lolquid>f0ze>kwabouraheh
>>2322187There's still time for her to go back into porn
https://x.com/RelogMedia/status/2039111137401225302kek can they make up their mind
Not with a whimper, but with a moan, you hear me, f0zekeks?
NOT SO FAST F0ZEKEKS
Is this the most pathetic collapse of a once great team?VP at least had tournaments change their structures to keep inviting them back when they were shitting the bed.
>>2322317this is so bottom of the barrel kek, Big and illwill are the only somewhat not total shit teams. and there's a team there named beer squad lmao (pivosquad)
>>2322336i am seeing these news lines pop up this whole day and i just keep zooming in on ropz's smile on the banner above, unreal levels of banter
>>2322355
>>2322336pretty sure theyll get 2 auto loss hereif they dont make the major it will the biggest rape ever, theyll be down like to vrs 50-100 after break
>>2322346I mean faze has been running on copium fumes (also called faze magic) for a whilebut they did reach the major finals like three months agothey've just really fumbled it in terms of vrs points, the management has really dropped the ball here some mix of complacency, arrogance and bad form for the team overall plays a large part here as wellthe first somewhat comparable situation that comes to mind is ence kicking aleksib, it was such a retarded self-inflicted wound over petty reasons, though they did not fall from as high as faze has
>>2322368Ence imploding in real time during an episode of By the Numbers was peak content.
>>2322336Faze can make it if they win unironically
>>2322370tldr?
>>2322373Ence kicked Aleksi cause they didn't win the major, actual reason being because one of the players said to kick him.BTN is happening and talking about the move when somebody else announces they're leaving. This then happens twice more in the span of an hour including Sergej leaving to do his military conscription.
>>2322379Oh I forgot that as the BTN was happening Allu was on some Finnish podcast shit talking everyone which sparked everyone else leaving.
>>2322368>they've just really fumbled it in terms of vrs points, the management has really dropped the ball here>some mix of complacency, arrogance and bad form for the team overall plays a large part here as wellinb4 faze management are being gorilla niggers and the team has been shitting themselves in protest while still stealing paychecks
>>2322394f0zekeks... we have to face reality at some point. this is unhealthy
If there is God on this planet, he will deny Liquid the major even despite their U-turn to NA
To be continued...?
https://www.hltv.org/events/9079/xse-gangkui-cup-season-2-finalsBack in my day, Magog would've had more posts about this event happening per minute than the entirety of f0ze's collapse.
MILPman I love parivision
>>2322448would be so gay if they make the major by beating some t3 teams
ropz's mom is a milf
what do you use to get lint and little bits off of your desk mat?
Isn’t spirit and falcons also attending this poverty LAN in Serbia? Even less chance for faze
>>2322510we all do
I take back all my critiques of VRS. Having this level of poverty is hilarious.
>>2322560lint roller
>>2322510migu...
>>2322609literally applying glue to your pad
>>2322625idk i use a glass pad
I get triggered so hard by this piece of shit site lagging my browser as soon as the thread hits 1000 posts. You can clearly see how they either used jeets or vibe coded this garbage ass shit.Anyways, is Liquid also dead? Or are they still in with NA VRS?
>>2322634Barely in.
https://www.twitch.tv/bowser0/ourguys/ are playing
>>2322634This website has hardly had any updates in 20 years, neither jeets nor ai existed back then. Get your bread up broky (the state of financial distress, not the best awper in the world).
and just when I thought I was out...............................THEY PULLED ME BACK IN !!!#FaZeUp #HopeNeverDies #FaZeMagic
Bc game aren't qualifying right? do they kick the Portuguese jobbers and get a Russian speaking lineup?
>>2322811they arent ever qualifying for anything anon. s1mple unironically needs to take a massive paycut and join gamerlegion because those lads seem fun as fuck to chill and gym with and he can lose the 50 pounds of liquor bloat
>>2321882>australianif tyloo lose to semperfi they're the ones that should be kicked out of being at the major
>>2322829When*
>>2322829Tyloo bros...
>>2322855>>2322860can't believe the third best australian team is cheating the vrs by travelling to china and is one map up against the best chinese team
My nigga apex is a real one
I bet Dexter is to blame for this shit
imagine, after the shit show this thread had with one chinese poster, advertising to them more
>>2322870It was fun to have him though???
>>2322873this is just an indictment on how bad the thread has been with donk vs zywoo, faze, and youtube viewcount posting that you yearn for those times
We're better than HLTVWe're better than Reddit
youtube comments are where the real niggas reside
>>2322874He was fun because he was sincerely posting. A YouTube viewcount poster would never have the conviction to admit they spend their birthdays alone.
How did a chinese shitposter make such a mark here
>>2322902Dedication and it wasn't shitposting.
???
>>2322896Viewcount posting was based. Something so simple but yet so effective at generating seethe.
Does this mean 3 aus teams confirmed?
Semperbros...won>>2322926Depends on how the rest of the tournament goes. Semper might job to FQ tomorrow, Tyloo might win it all from the lower bracket
>>2322929If Tyloo win it all that wouldn't change qualifiers, would need to be Huns or RA I think winning to kick any of the current teams.
>>2322902He brought us all together.
>>2322896if you're over 20 and you still care about birthdays you're ngmi
>>2322937You post on 4chan.
>>2322926>>2322929it's not quite guaranteed, as i think the ones who can really over take them are huns/chiggas/RAwho would probably have to win it alland SF or FQ would have to bomb out, but either semper fi or fq is losing ~20 points tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Rq98c4R1oe8we need this karrigan back..belgrade save us
They should just directly invite Faze to the major
>>2322939>You post on the best site in the world
>>2322941damn, that's a great logo, did they updated it to that?
>>2322962This but Semper Fi.
>>2322967>more insecurity
>>2322950at 14 seconds...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRSiBItLLy8
brosit absolutely sucks how there's basically no one to hatewatch nowg2 barely count
no...
>>2322950there are a lot of strong teams in Belgrade, but I still believe in /ourguys/#FazeUp
https://kick.com/starladderWe up, G2kings
>>2323042lol
>>2323073lucy's cock is so big it broke the stream
MATYS' new mousepad is starting to look as fucked up as his old oneFucking hell
>>2323075we like lucy here
>>2323077of course
>>2322804if they make it then it's proof for me that we're living in a simulation that isn't to be taken seriously.
https://x.com/JesperLarsen222/status/2039286089421136144
>>2322448seeing this shit is so damn funny
>>2323089actual witchcraft, how in the hell can belgrade even accept them? why can they just bend rules? im not complaining just funny
>>2323089Faze must have bribed the TO
>>2323077>>2323078no we don't you fucking disgusting tranniesLEAVE MY FUCKING BOARD
>>2323089
its going to be very funny when faze win HLC in a triple OT game against some team no ones heard of to pinch making the major last second
>>2323089based zoomers are turning their backs on f0ze...
>>2322896>A YouTube viewcount poster would never have the conviction to admit they spend their birthdays alone.i went to liverpool with the missus for my bday this year lad. also views still not looking good, even faze struggle vlogs get more views. SAD!!
>>2323132I watch faze vlogs by pure sadism tho. I don't like them.
>>2323132vitality should do something about the dude in charge of their vlogs because they're awful. it's too documentaryish, you can't feel part of the team, their voicecomms having most views shows their vlog format is trash. flamez did a vlog about cluj and it was just insaely better and more enjoyable to watch.
GOAT2
>>2323089bloop
>>2323149wow... blatantly out to get faze. disgusting from the TO desu
https://x.com/pglesports/status/2039296600774787434>ScrawndersTHANK YOU PGL
>lucy commentatingJUSTFUCKMYMORNINGUPSENPAI
boomchads....
>>2323089Faze and Liquid both deserve to be in the major
blud tried sneaking liquid in ah hell nah lil ahh nigga get yo white ass timmy ass outta here
>>2323216Liquid threadLiquid boardLiquid website
Faze and Liquid should've just won their games, what are they stupid or what?
What happened to nafany
Liquid vs Faze who you picking.
um faze bros are we saved? or will all the money go to a bunch of faggot zoomers gamba streaming?
>>2323229
>>2323227This is the content side of faze (with all the zoomer wiggers and shit). Faze esports is a separate entity and its owned by some holdings company if I remember correctly.
>>2322896The Youtube viewcount poster is a monkey so he's irrelevant anyways.
