pari x migu editionhltv.org
Faze.....
>>2323231we are become more vaild by the day, fazexisters
2026 is the year of AU CS
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
>>2323234Hmmmmmmmmmm...
>>2323233So true!#FlyQuestUP #TimeToFly #YTB
>>2323229BREAKING: Jame have announced that he and Hatsune Miku are married.>We met after my trip to Japan, and we both knew it was love at the first sight. This comes as shock news to Teto, Miku's wife, and Jame's wife, who both refused comment.Dastan "dastan" Akbayev will stand-in for PARIVISION at PGL Bucharest.
faze is a good teamlol april fools xD
pick up artists going to overtime
if bestia beat the winner of 3dmax/b8, liquid will miss the majorkwaaaaaaaaaaab
faze wont qualify for majorlol april fools xDFAZE THE FUCK UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't readI can't writeFaZechad btw
liquid isnt making it to the major and theres nothing you can do about it
Kinda new to the game and I'm kinda shit. I'm using cheap weapons and using the extra cash to give AKs to better players am I a genius or a retard?
why do they keep doing frozen like this
>>2323264just get AK and learn the game nigga
>>2323265lmao
>>2323264Using them every round is bad because that's just less firepower for a team overall, you probably lost several situations that you'd win with a rifleUsing farm guns vs ecos and half-buys is good
>>2323265he's the only one remaining
AYO SHIRO GOT A BADDIE???
>>2323266okay...
>>2323271That's donk when the cameras are off.
>>2323271these niggas will get anything but a W in the game
>aurora 1-1 alliance
naf or nafany?
BOOMCHADS
>>2323265so they need to find a plane to shuttle them to Bucharest and backor forfeit games and lose a ton of VRSnot looking good
>>2323305bucharest wont be counted in msjor invite race, retardbroso they'll just forfeit bucharest matches
at least ohne is live to entertain us until the next big games
crazy things happening in the major race
>this guy walks up and slaps your girl's asswhat do you do?
>>2323320remind him that's he's getting kicked for nifee soon
>>2323322anon...
funy
d5nk
>>2323279but the camera is clearly on???
>>2323320drive her to the doctor so we can reset her dislocated hip
based calmtimate
>turksalliance decent
just finished my deadlock game aurora lost?
kwaaaab
the kid might be on a real team at some point
mail09 > d5nk > kyousuck
>>2323345like what? faze? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHBASHAHAHHAHAGHHAHHAHAHHAHGHAHGHAHGHAHAHHGHAHR PAL RLOFOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>2323346senzu >
>>2323312wasn't there change last year so that events in progress contribute to the invites up to that date?I remember some team complaining last year and volvo making changes about that
>>2323341ultimate is not missing (the major, not the shot)
What the fuck is elige's problem?
>>2323409he has always come off as a whiny little fag desu
>donk groupstage EVPoh nonono hahahahaha
>>2323409He's a nasty nasty antisemite
>>2323409he's a sniveling jew
Just a man and his will to survive
>>2323409same syndrome as niko. always wants to give his input.
Rainwaker stickers let's fucking go
>aurora, liquid and faze out before top 4 in a t2 tournament lmao what is this
>>2323523>what is thisit's the absolute greatest comeback in all of esport historyonce you reach the bottom, the only way left is up
>>2323523Just tells you how stacked the tier 2 scene actually is. Strongest scene in history.
>>2323264>using the extra cash to give AKs to better players am I a genius or a retard?You will always suck if you never try to be better, always put yourself at a disadvantage (further reinforcing your own belief that you're shit), and just hope you can let people carry you. If that's fine with you then more power to you. Otherwise, have some ego. CS is a confidence game.
alex just completely fucked M8's chances of a majornip are going to the major, boys!
>chad allianceattending lans, winning games vs "top 5" teams, going to go to stage 2 >virgin 100incelsdodging all open lans, le vrs "expert", not attending the major at all, won't qualify to astana
>>2323563
>>2323259do you also goon to trannies?
f0ze attending Belgrade really shows the kind of jewy rat fucks they are. But I actually don't care because I know they're going to get raped wherever they go.
in other news more important than f0ze:https://www.hltv.org/news/44230/nip-sign-xkacpersky-in-permanent-deal
>>2323584First good thing they did in a long time, but it's hard to fumble your own academy prospect i guess
>>2323584>d2nk>frozen>now xKacpersky
>>2323570it's a requirement to post here
>>2323584wasted career gg
>>2323229>pari x migu editionSo tournament information is a problem, but having weeb shit like this is fine? And what even is the point of "edition" if you keep insisting we're not a general? Why even have hltv.org in the OP?
>>2323710I don't know about /vm/ culture so I checked the catalog for inspiration and this is what I found:>>2313678>>2286528>>2256984>>2264466>>2269806>>2307838Properly formatted OPs with all the pertinent information and links with a link to the previous thread as well. I say this is how /cs2g/ should be run too.
>>2323720You're a weebnig too but I agree. A formatted OP is much better than whatever we have right now.
>>2323734>complaining about anime on 4chanyou know what the hltv fag is actually right, kill yourself autistic sperg that cares too much about a shitty OP
>>2323745weebnig autistgo hump your waifu pillow freak incel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NIVVCUilL8
>>2323710you need to leave, faggot>>2323720>/vm/ cultureis not a thing. You can fuck off as well
>>2323777Concession accepted.
>>2323710holy fuck nigger why do you care, thread was going just fine until you show up and get all whiny. This must be how it feels having Elige for a teammate
>>2323782>>2323781
>>2323782>This must be how it feels having Elige for a teammate
>>2323786zip it up after you're done
>>2323265The literal fuck ups of CS KWAAAAAB!
>>2323795something something broken clock
>>2323794no needyour mom takes care of that, kiddo
niggas go watch the moon rocket launch
>>2323802what cs pro should we send to the moon?
>>2323804n0ko
>>2323710linkhater falseflag btw
>>2323710>insisting we're not a generalonly retards do this since the no general rule was removed
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/528750051218948816YUGE UPDATE
>>2323825GAME FIXED?
>>2323825ok actually big? reducing cpu means a fuckton of fps since most of players are bottlenecked by it
>>2323833ok i tried the beta and i get worse fps with 16 bots on dust 2 dm kek gj valve
Thorin just said that he's GLAD that F0ze won't attend this Major.
>>2323836its a beta
>>2323848the entirety of cs2 is a beta you boot licking faggot
FUCK THESE STUPID FAGGOTS YOU AREN'T COOKING SHIT
>>2323850you're a beta
>>2323850embarrassingly low iq post
>>2323265Honestly this is a bad move since they are in a mental death spiral. Going to this belgrade shit with the idea of having to 100% win the whole thing or die is just no gonna end well. They should{ve just gone to PGL without thinking about the major and get some points there. This feels like management made a call and is now forcing them to go to the serbia lan.
What are the supposed changes from this beta update? People keep saying "FINALLY ANIMGRAPH 2!!!" but I still don't see the big changes. Is something actually having a meaningful change? Or is it a nothing burger like the reload update?
>>2323857is there even any pressure on faze? they're 100% a dead team this is like a whatever tourney at this point
>>2323860https://x.com/gabefollower/status/2039476908539216373
>>2323860You can now see your knife pull out animhttps://x.com/Ozzny_CS2/status/2039478283595583761
esports is just the same as ecelebs right
roachbros....
>>2323233They are getting three major spots...
>>2323885they only need 1
>>2323887China should have tried harder
>>2323432The amount of Vitatrannies seething about donk getting an EVP is hilarious
>>2323233Kek AU CS is just the same 4 loser teams playing and taking turns beating each other. Naturally when they go to big events they get RAPED (FagQuest at Budapest and Semper at EPL)Kwab
MaiL09 to faze I can feel it in my bones
Is animgraph 2 gonna change anything or am I just being hyped up by 40 year olds who don't actually play CS
>>2323890so regal and refined
>>2323901if you play the game it matters if you don't i guess there's cool new 3rd person animations when you're watching eslop
>>2323917idk they animations look extremely similar, maybe its something that matters once I play a match with them
>>2323901Some of the animations were really really bad, sometimes models look like theyre being blown around by the wind. All im hoping for is counterstrafing to easier to read because ADAD spamming fuckers are really hard to hitId still rather them disable the laserbeam tracers so that frauds that dont remember a spray past the first 5 bullets will just get fucked instead of getting lucky kills
>>2323901some nade lineups might have changed (see the betapatch dev notes)also you can absolutely YEET a discarded magazine if you spin with high speed, shit's funnythis shit needs to be fixed before getting into the game proper
sorry but i will literally never trust anyone but myself with these cs2 updatesOMG RELOAD CHANGES EVERYTHING TRUST ME BRO and its the exact same game, just a bunch of faggots that overhype everything in order to get more clicks
>>2323927the main reason why it matters is the current animations cost too much resources networking wise
FIREWORKS IN THE MAKINGS
>>2323969>clutcherf0zekeks.... another reckoning is coming
>>2323969faze......PLEASE.................is the highest rating of faze seriously 1.02 ??
I could never be a pro, I can't wear polyester shirts at all
>>2323969Did faze bribe the TOs
>>2323981Same, I went to Austin 2025 with a MongolZ jersey and 1 hour in I was already sweating like a motherfucker.
>>2323860ennemy movements are more readable, you can see them peek earlier due to the nature of the animation especially the legs and you can see when they counterstraff, allowing you to readjust your aim. I guess players with smgs and pistols will be easier to deal with when constantly move
>>2324009this might be a buff to more pure awpersi.e. they're buffing s1mple
>>2323710>getting mad at mikuvisionngmi
>>2324069iconic
why does he wanna be #2 and not win trophies
>>2324118He's on his depression arc. Let him cook
>>2324118d2nkey is faceit, herculesWoo is championship trophy winner
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2392682/flyquest-vs-semperfi-xse-gangkui-cup-season-2-finalsHUGE
>>2324182Tier 9 CS...is here...
>>2323818So OP?
>>2324195Tier 9 CS has been here for a while.
>>2324182Why is TDU not playing this shithole cup?
>>2324226They're sponsorless so I guess the players didn't want to spend money on last minute flights to China and do the visa shit?
>>2324226With their standings it was better to not attend, they're comfortably at the top
>>2324229>>2324230Oh well at least we'll get to see them at Cologne.
Guess its FQ + TDU at the major
>>2324270I pray to god they face each other at some point. It would be the better version of G2 vs Falcons.
>>2324273Good, that way both AU teams can't go 0-3
>>2323271is she Sami or something?
>>2324276kek true kinda like last major
>>2324280This would've given /ourchink/ a heart attack.
>>2324281If tyloo go down early here, there might not even be a team for him this time
>>2324284Unlikely but it's sad to see Jamyoung and Jee falter like this. We could've finally seen a title contending Asian team other than the Mongolz.
>>2323229why does awping and using the deagle feel much worse in this game? what exactly do i have to relearn to be good with them? i felt like switching from 400 to 1600 dpi made my aim better, but its not enough. are the new player model movements going to fix it?
>>2324317>awpthere isnt really a difference unless youre combat awping because flicks really do feel like shit because of where the retarded subtick registers your shots>deaglethe models were more static and predicable looking in csgo so it might be a little harder now but it depends. you might be AD counter strafing properly but if you arent WS counter strafing as well its gonna feel inconsistent
>>2324270FQ, TDU and SF.I think point wise CW/Huns/RA would have to win to take it over them but would also depend on how Tyloo place as they could then be the team to not make it.
Which team is the most anti-anime?TWD.
>>2324351i dont know how to read subtick at all, even stationary it doesnt feel right. do i have to aim more off??
>>2324365Ropz's team. We hate Vitality because we love anime here.
>>2324368I thought most people here hated vitality because they win.
>>2324370Vitality started winning when Ropz joined, same time as when /we/ started hating Vitality. Coincidence?
>>2324351I think with subtick you have to be more accurate because the model is being updated more frequently instead of just having to be accurate on the next tick. One thing i've noticed is after spending a bunch of time focusing on accuracy I got in the habit of neglecting my reaction speed. When you "push" and focus on being the first person to shoot in a gun fight you subconsciously aim on your own. It feels weird like you're going to ruin your spray by shooting too early but when you let your subconscious do the aiming for you then you end up winning more fights. I think there's a similar concept in archery where if you actually focus on the aiming itself you will fuck it up and you should focus on the target itself and let your body do the work
>>2324364Forgot there was the other Chinese LAN happening at the same time and place sorry. But basically stays true I don't think any other Chinese team can earn enough simultaneously.
>>2324372Vitality won before then though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhKlFX7pitcHoly shit these are finner
>>2324378Zoomer investors won so hard
>>2324365CHADCHADity.
>>2324378THANK YOU VALVE
>>2324367you cant hold your crosshair as tight as you could in csgo. You need to give yourself almost an entire extra inch on the screen to react>>2324373To be honest I have no idea how subtick is supposed to work but when I was going back and forth between the cs2 beta and csgo it is very very obvious how differently your shots would go while doing similar flicks. It felt like in csgo the game would just say fuck it and let you have the kill whenever you did one of those wristbreakers, but in cs2 it may be because the server can actually tell where the bullet is going lol
>>2324368>>2324381So the #1 dominant rapist team in the world that has been winning nonstop for the past 2 years is also an anti-anime team?weebnighaterchads we are eating GOOD
Sorry but 40% of Vitality loves anime
>>2324405>flamezjew>GodWooGohan so it's not really animePerfectWoo <3
CS 2 IS FIXEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT22kbPcFJkGET THE FUCK IN THE BETAAAAAAAAAAAAAANIIIIIIIIMGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPH 2.0 IS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE
>>2324488 (Checked)Thank you Gaben!
>>2324488I won't be able to tell the difference in a real match!
>>2324502you will feel it
lest we forgetf0zehahahahaha
>Danger Zone is coming backBASED
>f0zewho
>>2324518>>2324541
>these faggots will make the major beating 0 relevant teams while faze gets fucked by the vrs system
faze got fucked by everyone lilbrothey're the town's cumdump kek
>>2324607and that's a good thing
>>2324607Yes, we actually do want to see the boys at the major. Not fat fuck washed up b0tniggan.
>faze gets fucked by the vrs systemat least aussies are actually beating someone
>>2324613Make the screenshot bigger and include their loss against eyeballers kekalso something needs to be done about the 5 stars in their logo
All I wish is for Liquid, FaZe, NIP and fnatic to DIIIIIIIIEEEEI HATE YOU
>>2324618eh liquid is funny like a clownfaze is just pathetic
>f0ze
>>2324622Keep your head up, f0zetrannychad. After the raping and gaping at Belgrade, they will HAVE to kick b0tniggan. It is always darkest before dawn.
>>2324620nta but Liquid switched regions last minute to qualify and looks like they will still fail, it's as pathetic as Faze if not worse
bestia and gaimin gladiators please we need to kill team liquidthe less living corpses we get in stage 1 the better
>>2324638Bestia are already almost sure, they play a Latvian LAN after this with weak oppositionGaimin Gladiators need 2 or 3 wins to overtake them
>>2324622f0ze logo personified, even has 5 "stars"
>>2324607they beat the third best aussie team in a bo3 on lan 3 timesand the third best aussie team just 2-0'd china's best teamif you're picking teams from asia to come, you kind of have to pick them
sybau our goat is live
tyloo might be about to -30OT on the last map
>>2324665Tyloo are lucky Jee saved them twice in the last two roundsGG
>>2324674UR kind of choked the plant both times too
Zywoos wife left himImagine being with a millionaire gamer and leaving him to focus on .... studying
>>2324681were they actually married?
>>2324682nojust dating for 6 yearsgood for him, if she'd be the one he'd put a ring on it after the first major
I have bad sleep habits and it makes me too sleepy to play CS well after work
>>2324681vitality downfall is near
>>2324689two more weeks
>>2324691two more wives and zywoo will be ruined
>>2324685zywoo's last 7 faceit games have been with rewen, and i didn't bother counting morehttps://www.instagram.com/annamartinylund/and she's very pretty
>>2324693kek she's going to actually ruin his career
You guys switch to M4A4 or sticking with M4A1-S?
>>2324695well she plays cs, so she could just be a supportive gf. you never knowhttps://www.instagram.com/annamartinylund/p/DUWTgX-jC6Q/it might've been going on for a little while judging by the comment on this post, zywoo apparently liked it 7 weeks ago
>>2324681funny how he's been playing better this year compared to last.she was the problem.
>>2324698clicked on a random vod and she was wearing a vitality jersey jesus christ how much of a pick me whore can you be
donk's girl would never leave him after 6 years. Not even generational wealth can keep Zywoos girl satisfied #notmygoat
WHAT DOES MAGOG MEANTELL ME
>>2324705master good old gamescounter-strike is a good old gameand we are the masters of it
>>2324705
>>2324702so in your mind it's just impossible that she's a fan of vitality?
>>2324716yes especially since if you scroll her insta there are 1k selfies and swimsuit pics when she was underage, you think a full normie whore loves cs2 and vitality?
>>2324703That's what that whore deserves for calling donk a noob last major. Now she will have to work a 9-5 for the next 40 years
>>2324705lost knowledge.
>>2324719lol still seething about that
>>2324703>donk's girl would never leave him after 6 years.that's right, she'll leave him in 3
>>2324714THEY ARE STUDYING US AI COULD BE HEREHE COULD BE ANY ONE OF US EVEN ME
>>2324726nah, she wont, not until she starts making millions on her own
>>2324726donk is actually handsome unlike Zywoo. And you can tell she's submissive around him. Zywoo was always the bitch in that relationship sort of like tenz was to kyedae.
>>2324680oh cool, spirit boutta win something again
>>2324717bro scrolled to 2019 and decided the problem was that she wore a bikini to the beach or someshit, ignoring the fact that she's a horse girl
>>2324741nah it was a pic in the mirror black and white from 2018 in her room only showing her body
>>2324705go and check /vg/ archivesanswer is there
>>2324717>does a cs player like the most popular esports game and team that also has a player she's attracted totruly a mystery
>>2324746so you just ignored that she was playing in cs events in 2018?https://www.instagram.com/p/BnbWybXgzHui think she might love cs, and you were a bit of an incel with the line >you think a full normie whore loves cs2 and vitality?
>>2324736>donk is actually handsomebruh i can't even imagine what kind of abyssal zone creatures post here that think donk is handsome
>>2324767>denmark whore is simply attracted to a french guy(ugliest in the team by far) that barely speaks englishim done talking about this
GODwoo got them in a melty again
>>2324773>this whore doesn't love csshe was attending events 9 years agohttps://www.instagram.com/p/Bb6vt0nnrbM
>>2324773>ugly people don't have relationshipsunderage incel
by some VRS sorcery MIBR fell to the same amount of points as shitquid, unreal idk if the hltv ranking considers tiebreakers properly
>>2324774GODwoo's gf just left him after 8 years together. It was a mutual breakup though I'm sure, wink wink
>>2324705Adelaide
>>2324787that fat ass nigga got sent a nudie by that girl and instantly cheated on his long term gf kek
>>2324717>swimsuit pics when she was underagenice, tonight we goon
>>2324717>>2324741>swimsuit pics when she was underage>horse girlHOLY GOON
s1mple already tapped itUsedGoodsWoo
goon cancelled, aint into aids play
IncelWoo
oh dear, the zywoozers are in shambles
>all this fighting over womenAs much as we make fun of him, Niko found the answer a long time agoWe need to make donkwOo a reality
mateys are playing stfu also jba is hot
>>2324804kek
>>2324804ohnonononono 2ywoo sisters...........
M8s are outMartinez is one of the unluckiest players i can think of in recent memory, he's doing very well in every team for 3 years straight and still no Major
>>2324841deserved for neck tattoo
time for boomchads
>>2324841deserved because mexican
>>2324853G2 will kick these niggas back to their country
ya think the prices for deadhand terminals are gonna fall from now on?think ill wait for the weekend to sell mine
>are we serious right now
GOATYS
boomichmonesydonkheavygod/magnojizzzontix
latesti like how nip have more of a chance than faze
g2 so fucking lucky bro>>2324894BIGGERS WE ARE BACK
>>2324903>g2 so fucking lucky broCOPE
nertz's time under siuhy does not count
>>2324878>their only help is (b)rockyit's over
>>2324894Spirit stage 2 lol. donk probably just wants to farm aces for the record
>>2324932cope lmfao
GOD2
jealous?
>>2324942you think he'll go for a double murder this time?
singleWoo will RAPE
>>2324958...d5nk's tight bussy, then they will finally get together
>>2324942he certainly has a type
>>2324946Why stop at one?
>>2324942why ukrainian and russian women are all so fucking BOGGEDhorrendous daughter of bogdanoffs meiosis
>>2324963why did he do it bros
>>2324983he had to get it on, they were making a move
WE BRING THE BOOM
>>2324983those nuggies could've been real dinosaurs
holy flipping aura pulse.....
>>2325001raped by blamef
>>2325001I don't know Fazebro... I don't like our chances against the mighty Beer Squad
https://x.com/Ozzny_CS2/status/2039741836214837524The GOAT.
>rape on opponents map pick>get raped on your own map pickthat's our jitu!
>>2325056>turns on them when he knows they're not cool anymore
>>2325059don't forget losing the decider after a good defense half
If Vitality had played games in Draculan and similar they would have lost more games than in Tier1 tournaments.
KWABOOM
>>2325088probably. what makes T1 teams stronger than T2 is that they are tactically superior because they're good at counter strats and recognizing patterns during rounds, you can't do that against shitters, you have barely any datas against them.
>>2324942didnt his old wife die in like 2023he moved on fast
>>2325120>he moved on fast
kek based draculan killing playerbreaks
m80s were gonna do it
>>2325174DraculaN Major 2028
>>2325193no they won't, M80s dust2 sucks donkey balls. s1n can't call that map for shit and their CT side calling in non-existentthey need to get rid of s1n if he's gonna keep being this ass
IncelWooNoBiologicalFatherWooFatherlessopz
>the GOATs out of nowhere
>"Another fatherless child"Can't act right, 'cause they left him fatherless, no hood harder than fatherhood
>>2325201>their CT side calling in non-existentuh oh stinky
>be boomer that plays 4 maps a week>never play sober>somehow consistently topfragging in 25kif I was born later I could have been donk..
>>2325232or you could be like me>off/on since 2012>never played competitive in any real amount
>>2325238I played like 3000 hours of 1.6 wc3 servers, skipped source, started GO in ~2015, played 800 hours of casual and started competitive
>>2325201true however
>>2325202it's zywoo who broke up. no women would ditch a multi millionaire man when she's not married. also he alreayd got a new gf, or he got her before ditching his gf, and that's why he left her.zywoo's father is alive, it's his step father who's dead.
>>2325223>>2325257huh, they lucked outwell Monte will fuck them hard on mirage. it was a fluke they won dust2.
>>2325258holy meltie glaze...I'm crineincelWoo
>>2325258>a new gfs1mple's sloppy seconds*
>>2325305muh photo at a lan>>2325302brownie
>>2325307o yeah, he's copin' now
https://youtu.be/MCN0NfJTDAIit's up
>named simple>isn't a simphuh?
>>2324804She's done with the boy, now she's got the MAN.
>>2325312no I'm not, thinking you're a woman despite being a tranny is what coping is about.
M80 CHADS WE ARE HERE
slopwoo sisters are here on cleanup duty!
ImNotTheStepFatherImTheFatherThatSteppedUpWoo
slaxz is so fucking bad when it matters
FUCK IT'S CRUMBLING
Herculeswoo isn't even playing for another week and you niggas are still crying about him
WE'RE SO BACK
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVnhvz1yjWkKuba raped d2nk and the fat tranny on faceit
jba had some doubters
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HOLY FUCK M80 actually won thatJBA is the fucking GOATwhen was the last time NA won something? NABROS????? how are you feeling?
Can out GOAT take it? Is bcgame going to again look like none of them can speak english?
>>2325350nrg frag win over nip and uhhh jonkoping complexity We get one t2 win a year
>watching non-major CS
>>2325354ZywOo isn't playing in that game
>>2325360Zywho?
is furia the most successful DEI team in counterstrike history?
>>2325367What is even considered DEI in pro cs? And why would Furia be a DEI team?
>>2325370token lithuanian and token kazakh
>>2325370>What is even considered DEI in pro csnon europeans, or arguably non northern/slavic/germanic europeans (i dont think there's ever been a good team of meds for instance)
>>2325372Doesn't make any sense, what DEI quota are they even filling? And they are good players too.
>>2325377I don't know, I'm just trying to explain his idea
>>2325354I also rate aragornN, but even I can't say that he's the GOAT
>>2325373I can see there could be nepotism, or even just betting for a promising player (and sometimes failing), but I wouldn't consider that DEI.>>2325382Aight
>>2325377>what DEI quota are they even fillingsee>>2325373>>2325386DEI doesn't mean incompetent, it means diverse in ethnicity/nationality/etc. CS is a NW European + Slav esport, brazilians are nowhere near that
>sinners and alliance tied on the predictorimagine losing out on a major by <1 point lmao
>>2325388DEI means incompetence compared to more suitable candidates
>>2325360correct
>>2325394>DEI means incompetence compared to more suitable candidatesno, it means non-traditional (usually non-white)but it could be the opposite, DEI sushi would be non-asian sushi for instance, if timmy makes it
>>2325367no that's clearly navi
>>2325398slavs are the opposite of DEI in counterstrike, if anything it's a slav esportif you mean modern na`vi, it's still basically all slavs (yes finns are slavified)
>>2325397no, inclusion means non white, never a white will be considered a minority and given a job over any non whites.
>>2325397Dei sushi would be if Timmy was hired to fill the non asian quota, while being worse at making sushi than Hiroshi. If Timmy was better than Hiroshi then it would be a meritocracy based hire. Though in CS there's also budget and shit limiting who you can hire.
>>2325408>never a white will be considered a minoritywhite soccer players are a minority now though
Brazil is white and western, we're not DEI
>>2324643KWAB!!!! f0zetranny btfo!!!!!
>>2324680This is the best change magixx has to prove himself. If not, my beloved fat chungus will have to go.....
malbs will humble d5nk
>>2324681>>2324689>>2324692Stop coping GodWooHaterChud.>foids are temporary, CS is forever-Mathieu 'ZywOo' Herbaut'
>>2324705>>2324720kek I imagine this is what Ancient Egyptians felt like studying about Ancient Egypt
>>2325479big teams, missing parivision sadly
>>2324693I mean let's be real, if ever there was a poster for hypergamous foid it would be of her. She's only with KingWoo for his money and fame. Hope he realizes this soon.
zywoo is good but he's utterly auraless, the only time it was ever fun watching him was when he was raping furia.jame has more presence in his pinky than zywoo does in his entire body
>>2325501his lack of aura is peek aura. life isn't a movie or tiktok, life isn't an anime. just fucking do your job and do it well.
>>2325509thispeakwoo just shows up, wins, and leaves, pretty auraful if you ask me tbqhwyl
>>2325501
>>2325512>>2325509>>2325513bubblingyour star player will NEVER inspire anyone to care or watchmeanwhile the gog hits peak postrate when people like Jame or d0nk are on firezywoo gets mogged even by his own teammates like mezzi lmao
>>2325529that's cope and you know it buddyZywOo IS CS, every time you watch CS you watch GodwooHe is the game and the game is him
>zywoo is french-jewish>gets auramogged by a bong on his own team
>>2325529only a hater would say that. objective passionate people of the game love the woo.
>>2325536his haters always invent things this is how you know they hate reality.
The GOAT has spokenNertZ and SunPeakus will carry G2 to the Major GFs
>>2325542sadly, nertz seems to be a cursed player.
so any feedback from the pros about the movements update?
>>2325545I hope this fucks with donk, so he gets even angrierThen the woo swoops in and rapes him and then they become lovers
>>2325545Yes, roll it back. And remove the awp from the game while you're at it.
donk is our enemy because he's part of team tranime
AURA GUIDE FOR ZYWOO: Rape donk. Assert dominance. How the fuck can you call someone who rapes donk in game and IRL auraless?Since he broke up, he's no free to do anything. Just lead donk into a dark alley and rape his boy ass. He won't tell anyone, he's already shitted on by the community. Can you imagine people called him raped as well?Literally just rape donk and make him yours, end the haters calling you auraless. S1mple (could never), really
>>2325529>bubblingpure projection
>>2325548donk is too good, imo it might help his opponents to hit him when he moves around but he will have an easier time to track his opponents too
>i dont like donk because he's russian or somethingthey must seethe so hard that the 'gog picked jame as our current auraGOAT
Get a life you dumb niggers. I'm tired of coming here and reading all this stupid parasocial shit you post day in day out. Fuck, this place is becoming worse than hltv.
>>2325564you misunderstand, I like donk. He's cute. His arrogance getting dommed by zywoo's humbleness makes me hard, I will not lieI need ZywOo to rape donk in game and IRL. Maybe he can rape magixx too so he actually mans up and wins them some games
zywoos lady left him for s1mple is what the streets are saying
>>2325576gossiping is the only feminine trait you have, tranny.
>>2325578LOL !!! dont forget on /magog/ its all about having a laugh folks
>>2325569lack of the 'Woo is really hurting us
>>2325569the sad truth is that 4chan is dying. back then it was the center of memes, it would influence all the other websites, now it's the other websites that influence 4chan.
>>2325512>pretty aurafulthe opposite actually, aura is all about flair, pizazz, showing off, looking cool.
>>2325580happy for you anon. you got me.
zywoo is the european equivalent of a korean sc2 player lol
>>2325583in other words, arrogancebut humblewoo just couldn't, he's too damn humble for it and I respect that
>>2325582The Internet as a whole has changed.>>2325586>a korean sc2 player lolThe best currently existing SC2 player is Finnish.
>>2325588just come out the closet lil nigga
>>2325591he already got a new gf tho. she is a horse rider, zywoo's smile seduced her.
huge moves goin on in na
>>2325596kek
>>2325594coming out the closet and straight into donk's anus, yes sir I do believe donkwoo will become a reality this year
oh yeahthe ascent of jame and his victory absolutely mindbroke themthey're desperate to shift the narrative
wigger bros....
>eastern europeans cucked into shilling for zywookek
always wondered if ropz had joined vitality if faze had won the shanghai major.
the 'gog needs country flags
>>2325612what the 'gog needs is you in a different thread
>>2325059It's extremely funny how the poster guy for this, Jame, has successfully escaped the pitfall, with B1ad3 being his replacement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZmi2zfgcxQIt's up
https://x.com/pccchampionship/status/2039801765432856890>t3 tourneys have hotties deliver your trophymeanwhile t1 ones have ......................................... banks
who was that fat pig awper for sweden or denmark? even that fat fuck had more presence than zywoo
>>2325623I liked him but I can't take him seriously anymore.
>>2325625Next trophy that Vitality wins I need donk to deliver it to Woo in a maid dress
>>2325623This guy fell off so hard you'd think he's a kiddy diddyNope, he's just a low IQ AI shill who can't stop fartingMiserable
Loading Butterfly Knife.exe......
>>2325650Holy Baste!Get it king, you deserve it
>>2325657Thanks amigo. I'm thinking I'll go with BFK Damascus steel. It's quite vanilla looking and I feel like it's better than the other cheapos.
>>2325660I love my butterfly knife night MWIthink sunpayus got one too
>>2325660Damascus steel is one if the best cheap finishes in cs2 imo
>>2325683Yeah definitely got a big buff vs CSGO. It's a notch above some other cheap knives though in price, like $100 more than say a Stained or Black Lam.Personally I just really like vanilla knives and I feel like Damascus just adds a lot without being over the top.
donk has been spotted in public with his girlfriend after the recent Zywoo break up. Is he trying to tell us something?
>>2325719he's gonna break up with her soonthen donkwoo will finally be real
#whoremembers
>>2325730
>>2325593So the Finns won the Finno-Korean hyperwar? Damn that's krazy.
>>2325602kek based
WHEN THE FUCK DO WE GET CACHE
How do I get into CS
>>2325812Just play the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-67GdZRPJns
>>2325817golshi please...
Anyone here sometimes plays with P2000? I used it a lot in CSGO but I hate it in CS2 so far. It just feels like it has way more recoil than USP, maybe just because of the sound but I'm curious to check it out.
>>2325823SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOlove kz mesimple as
>>2325833
never played surfnever will
>>2325888based fuck movementfags
Malbs must be malding, sold off to Liquid just to not make the major
>>2325839>>2325817>>2325812Would Golshi be good at CS?
so we opening terminals or sticking with cases
My favorite donk picture of all time. Share your favorite donk pictures below!
how about no you fucking tranny pedophile
>>2325915I'm literally a straight white male.
Fazebros how are we feeling about Project Hail Mary?
>>2325925gonna need a rosary to replace retarded dogshit fat hippo retard dogshit trash igl retire already's magic rocks
FlyQuest and SemperFi in china waiting for a different chinese LAN to finish so they can resume the LAN they're currently playing
>>2325935FQ look like they'll be fine but Semperfi is the one in doubt right? AU deserves three spots if China can't even beat them
>>2325938they don't "deserve" anything
>>2325947Incredible that a country of 100 billion people cant find 5 people to win against a literal penal colony and its descendants of retarded societal rejects
>>2326018anime general
>>2326021fuck off to /a/ stupid cunt
kek
>>2326044nah man
>>2326073upotte now that was a showfavorite was sako
>>2326018Anime makes you good at CS
No wonder /cs2g/ is so shit. It's all weebs now.
When is niko going to IGL role?
Should I stay up to watch f0ze kwab out?
GOOD MORNING MAGOG !!!!!!!! LET'S FAZE THE FUCK UP FOR TODAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2325834the usp headshot is just way too good to trade it for p2k
If there was ever a time for that retard broky to put on the performance of a life time, its today.
>>2326174Faze is playing some literal who tier 4 teams, surely this will be easy for them to scam their way into the major
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm Fazebros??I don't feel so good
lol chinks forfeiting to try and boost lynn into the majorthe lowest of the low
>>2326186Tyloo please send these cheats to lower bracket
Faze getting a free LAN win against these Cyprus bots
>>2326186And yet HLTV seethed endlessly when Australia had a single LAN.
>>2326186Rare Atom forfeits vs LV and will beat SemperFi this weekend for the glory of the CCP
I don't understand how to hold outside on Nuke. It feels like I'm on an island having to hold a third of the map by myself and if they get sick of me they can just turn everything into smoke and either completely isolate me if I pushed or automatically get control of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN-DG5MgDy0
IF (big if) faze wins this shit, they're going to the major....imagine faze making the major.... we're either getting giga cucked or bullshit mogging absolutely everyone
>>2326202if you're solo you don't have to actually hold it and fight to the death but just delay, poke and prod, interrupt their smoke takes, doing damage/getting info while prioritizing not giving up your life for free. Do that and alternate between being aggressive and passive depending on how they're playing it feels
Can FaZe do it? I think so...
>>2326232DO. NOT. JINX.
Does 360hz make a noticeable difference compared to 240hz? Anyone got experience with that?I'm upgrading my monitor from 165hz LCD to an OLED and I'm wondering about the refresh rate
>>2326236we're watching esports nigga60hz is fine
>>2326240We're all 25k+ premier faceit 10 players here
>>2326216Faze is going to destroy every team thereonly other serious team there is BIG and they played zero t1 matches this year
>>2326242I'm not even 2.5K
Where is this HLC being streamed at? Anyone got a link?
>>23262472.5k elo on faceit? Nice!!!
>>2326248https://kick.com/rlgcs#FAZEUP
>>2326251Thanks king
We're all watching tier 2 Chinese CS thoughhttps://www.twitch.tv/krat0ntv
>>2326236>360hzDon't bother unless you're making money from playing competetive video games.t. knower
LET'S GO FAZE CLAN*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
>>2326255tyloo beat faze
Vintage nuke incoming
>>2326256I'm debating between [240hz 4k 32in] and [360hz 1440p 27in]. I'd go for the 4k 32in every time cause I play games other than CS, but I did wonder about the difference of 120hz. Probably doesn't matter if you're not a pro yea
Its over
Faze is paid by the round, don't freak out bros
owari da
at least twistzz looks awake today
Its over its actually so fucking over
Gambling addict karrigan back at it again
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
lol
>visit Belgrade>get stabbed>get stabbed again
https://www.twitch.tv/olofmeisterOlof streaming Faze game...
>>2326284This nigga still paycheck stealing the org I see
MY GOAT RETARDand his son
BEEbros...
>3v4 retakecan't we just have faze playing shit tier teams every day?
Bros ngl the skeleton knife is kinda growing on me....
>>2326302The default pull out animation is so ass I'd never bother with it
frozen lolI think he's enjoying this
>>2326304But when you get the rare pull out... Its like cumming....
>>2326186literally the second time they've done thisdon't know why valve allows it
Niko is preparing for Rio with Monesy and Kyousuke right now, and you're just sitting here watching tier 3 CS
FAZE BROS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
EZ4FAZE
>>2326315do you think nikola gets a bj and rimjob from both when they win?
>>2326314Cause it's okay when China does it.
>>2326318first step towards the major finals
HOLY SHIT FAZE IS FUCKING BACK!!!
>clutcher>can't clutch
>>2326349>frozen>hot as hell
>>2326353>donk>skinny manlet
>4.0 kdrhe's just so fucking good, boys
KARRIGOAT
Faze are literally back. This is beautiful to watch. Masterclass in motion.
>>2326377yeahtoo bad it's against absolute nobodies
#FAZEUP
GEE GEE
hlc cyprus pro faze > vitalitythis actually looks pretty nice
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2326379thunderdownunder would get raped by bee
it's the year of the clan!
>>2326379that's just because other teams are scared of hungry Faze and didn't want to attend
Now they really playing against glue factory workers
Vitality are literally shitting themselves in fear of Faze
The real reason f0ze pussied out of Bucharest:https://www.hltv.org/matches/2393010/f0ze-vs-eyeballers-pgl-bucharest-2026
>>2326399Supposedly they are also attending PGL since its only a 1 hour drive to romania.
>>2326216At this point I'm fine with them weaseling their way into the major, they've been raped and gaped enough already. At the major they'll get rng'd some more.
>>2326400they'd be retarded to desu, just focus on the most important t5 tourney of your career
imagine being so obsessed you have to sully this kino moment in cs history with f*ze postingabsolutely devoid of any cheer or happiness
>>2326318>>2326320>>2326326>>2326377>>2326384This is why it's so pleasurable to watch f0ze get raped. You retarded baboons are celebrating them winning against tier 10 nobodies.>>2326389f0ze lover is a chink? this is a revelation
>>2326409>kino momentf0zenigs truly are more retarded than the most inbred somali on this planet
>>2326411>>2326417
>>2326417I feel sorry for youI'm flattered, but still
>>2326411COPE#FAZEISHERE
>>2326420
>>2326411#DreamFaze
>>2326424well its nice to see that the f0ze spammer is literally one guy posting on cooldown lmfao
why does everyone take things so serious
>>2326421>>2326422kek f0ze>>2326426you can stop samefagging now
>>2326427Kek retard there are many othersand calling me a "spammer" is rich
>>2326427actually impressivemost active no-lifer itt
>>2326400bro, Belgrade-Bucharest is 8 hours drive
>>2326434>>2326430you just did it again nigga literally 60 seconds
>>2326435>>2326434
why you niggas still reply to the 0tard?his mo is literally just to bait (You)'s out of sorry ass niggas like ya'll
>>2326437I mean on plane. Its only 1 hour via plane.
>>2326438Yes right now it's only me, I'm not pretending to samefag. Good job figuring that out moron.>>2326440https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389258/eyeballers-vs-faze-blast-bounty-2026-season-1
>>2326434>>2326442keep huffing that copium, obsessed woman>>2326440killing time between games
>>2326441that's possible, but they'll need to find a private plane for thatnormal line is once a day, not sure if they can make it there and back with commercial flights
>>2326447>F0zenig>Accusing me of huffing copium
throw up your faze handsigns
>>2326450That has already been taken care of by the org. They are going all in on Operation Hail Mary.
>>2326454only when frozen or broky does itit's cringe otherwise
>>2326454I do this sometimes in the bathroom mirror
>>2326456Operation Hail Mary for HLC... Operation broky's Fury for the Major...we're so back bros
faze just won the most important match of their careerthey're now about to win the most important match of their career
I have seen the path unfold before my eyes......Faze to make it to the major finals again
gentle reminder
kek spamming here wasn't enough you nignogs had to spam on hltv as wellhttps://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3129060/easy-for-us
>>2326482lmfao what the fuck are they doing, can a random stack made of friends just sign up to this tourney?
>>2326486how are you so easily baited. are you woman?
>>2326480HLC is literally more important than all those tournaments together lilbro
>>2326486>Scouting hltv threads just to seetheGrim (The state of you, not the player)
>>2326488>can a random stack made of friends just sign up to this tourney?that's like half of the teams there
>>2326490who said anything about baiting? that user is a well known spammer here on /cs2g/>>2326491yes king!>>2326496c0pe
Niko Victim #3
>>2326486obsessed woman
five alive pistol!!
>>2326501nooooozywoo has to get him before niko gets his hands on that precious pudding, he already has enough!
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3127622/easy-for-us#r68876055kek dis nigga unironically posting memes from here over there holy fucking autist bruh>>2326503you already replied to me here >>2326490stupid nigger
>>2326511>Scouting obvious hltv bait accounts just to seetheGrim (The state of you, not the player)
>most important faze matches of the year are the least excitingthey need to play to the opponents' levelI didn't become a faze fan because I like blowouts
>>2326515It's you isn't it? kek fagg0t>>2326516nice inspect skillz
Time for some real T3 CS:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9i08hQwjMkAlso any idea if SemperFi can still make the major over LV?
>>2326524>Also any idea if SemperFi can still make the major over LV?just read whatever this guy writes. He's usually on pointhttps://xcancel.com/JesperLarsen222
everyone with faze flair on hltv are the f0ze nigs spamming the thread you heard it here first
>>2326529I only really care about TDU but it would be kino to have 3 Aussie teams at the major.>>2326534This is well known.
We're being exposed, code red, code red. To the Fazecord
broky going insane
>>2326538*f0zec0rd
DAMN UNC IS A HOT NIGGA
>>2326539I really hope this helps their confidence, because it sure as hell isn't the entertainment I've come to expect
KARRIGOD ACE>KARRIGOD ACEKARRIGOD ACE>KARRIGOD ACE
wasn't this f0ze match scheduled at 8? did they move it up?
>>2326549got moved into the primetime slot
since when did faze start winning?
How do pros get all these flashy skins? Is it all from skin sites
>>2326552my king br1ky.....still missing sh0tsexecute b0tniggan, he's the problem>>2326554some buy, most just get it on loan from investors, usually chinese
>>2326554There are unironical invite-only Discord servers where ""collectors"" lend out their $10000 skins to pro players.
>>2326480>won against the goat s1mpleFuark, faze are insane
>>2326553there was a price to pay
holy fricking aura pulse you guys our boys in red are really gonna do it !!!
who the fuck is drama
100t should've been at the major
>>2326554D2nk's hedge maze gloves, and emerald knives are all borrowed from chinks. That nigga doesn't own shit.
>>2326565who the fuck is faze
fattigan hard suicides into a mac-10 for nothing
>>2326536tdu don't deserve it
>>2326570moves like these really show that the team is done forthey can farm these tier 10 teams but even if they get into the major they're gonna get raped>>2326572tdu deserves it more than f0ze
>>2326570>normalfag trying to comprehend gigabrain's stratseverything happens because he wants it to happen
Up the Faze
>>2326573give me one good reason why tdu deserve to make it after playing like 2 internet cafe lans
>>2326577deserve is a conditional word herethey deserve it more than their competition, which is the matchfixing chink teams farming their own lans
another five alive pistol!
>>2326580Lmao these aus team ain't that different. They live off the same 3 shitty teams beating each other every event.
>>2326581>
>>2326583which is exactly what I alluded toit's not like the chinks are trying to play it honorably here, so by leveling the playing field and then winning - tdu deserve to be at the major
>guess I'll just roast
>>2326586nobody gives a shit about tdu brostop trying to ram your agenda into the thread now just because actual humans are posting when faze are playing
broky <3
>>2326590must suck knowing tdu is at the major and f0ze isnt:)
absolutely smackedI guess this is how vitafags feel every daynot as fun, but still entertaining
faze up
>>2325908>*buys bison on a full buy*>*gets a triple*>*buys autosniper vs full eco*>*loses the window duel*
of course I hope faze wins it all, but I do like the idea of chadF being their last hurdledefinitely want a faze vs big gf
>>2326615neither f0ze nor b0gneither b0tniggan nor bl0mfshould be at the maj0r
it will be funny if faze starts attending tier 2-3 tournaments just to win something kek
>>2326630you forgot the '0' lil'bro
>>2326634i don't really have strong opinion on faze, i do vehemently hate b0tniggan and think he ruins the whole team, but as a whole i don't care about faze.>f0ze i go by feeling, sometimes i feel like mocking them, sometimes i don't care enough
drama esports fan very quiet all of a sudden....BAITED LOL !!!
>>2326639don't care, didn't readjust wanted you to know how transparent you are
>>2326642go on, tag my posts
its overits os fucking overim done supporting faze
>>2326606Golshi would buy deagle armour every round no matter what
>>2326643you missed the faggy "kek" at the end
Fazebros?!?!?!
FUCK FU ACK FAUIOWHFASHFOSDHOIFSA FAZE WHAT HTE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
finally some fucking excitement
Faze just got their cheeks spread "andrix"
its over im closing the stream
serbian snax is RAPING faze...
I've seen enough. f0ze is done for.
>>2326648nice melty nigger
F0ZE KEKSF0ZE KEKSF0ZE KEKSF0ZE KEKSF0ZE KEKS
LMAO
nigga...
lolfaze's kryptonite
LMAOOOOO
HOLY KWAB
F0ZE BROS
jkwab
Well this is starting to look more like faze
>>2326679yeah, it's finally exciting
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING BROS
>twistzz dying with bomblolat least they adapt
4 months ago we beat Vitality on Nuke 13-6 in a Major Final and now we’re losing on it to Serbian Five Stacks in “HLC Belgrade”
kwab
F0ZE KEKSSSSSS
ACK!
nice play
UNEMPLOYED 30 YEAR OLD NIGGAS ARE OWNING FAZE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
holy shit lolgg
ECO'D
HOLD THE LINE
and with that eco the game will finish 13-9. Come back to this message in 15 minutes.
I want a map 3..... faze please
part-time plumber bros... we got too cocky...
TOO EASY
>>2326710agreedfaze needs to relaxpaid by the round ffs
it's over, I'm closing the stream
serbs getting blown out now
>trying to pistol rush my retardnot today fuckers
MY FUCKING RETARDHE'S BACK! SIGN HIM FOR ANOTHER 3 YEARS
Faze doubters status???
PROS DON'T FAKE NIGGA
pros don't fake, serb cuck
ICE FUCKING COLD
fuark! Faze DOMINATING tier 5
EAT SHIT SERBS
what is this?
DAMN UNC IS GOING INSANE
KARRIGAN MOTHERFUCKER
>>2326731oh they kicked neo two week ago, haven't been keeping attention
Faze fans celebrating dominating a fucking tier 4 team lmao.
br1ky
rounds like this is why nuke is goat'edabsolutely anything could've happened in that round
>>2326703
karrigan just fucking rapes them again to close it out lolsad we won't get a 3rd
>>2326703GENIUS?
Never in doubt.
that hug between twistz and grubby was kinda long
YOU COULD NEVER KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKEYOUR BLOOD LIKE WINTER FREEZES JUST LIKE ICEAND THERE'S A COLD LONELY LIGHT THAT SHINES FROM YOUYOU'LL WIND UP LIKE THE WRECK YOU HIDE BEHIND THAT MASK YOU USEAND DID YOU THINK THIS FOOL COULD NEVER WIN?WELL, LOOK AT ME, I'M COMING BACK AGAINI GOT A TASTE OF LOVE IN A SIMPLE WAYAND IF YOU NEED TO KNOW WHILE I'M STILL STANDING, YOU JUST FADE AWAYDON'T YOU KNOW I'M STILL STANDING BETTER THAN I EVER DIDLOOKING LIKE A TRUE SURVIVOR, FEELING LIKE A LITTLE KIDI'M STILL STANDING AFTER ALL THIS TIMEPICKING UP THE PIECES OF MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU ON MY MINDI'M STILL STANDING (YEAH, YEAH, YEAH)I'M STILL STANDING (YEAH, YEAH, YEAH)
>>2326745
>>2326745AH AH OOH OOHFEEL IT IN MY BODY WHEN I....
>jcobbb can't go positive vs tier-999 trashPLEASE kick this guy I BEG YOU KARRIGAN-SHITKY -TRASHCOB
>>2326751nag nag nagjust enjoy the kino brocouch managers are cringe as hell (except when calling for elige to be cut)
"Drama esports has been, essentially, decimated." - President Donald J. Trump
>>2326745kino
>no faze till sundayguess I'm a big fan for the rest of the day
why does maui talk like a woman??https://youtu.be/ktSrr4W2mPQ?t=131I don't get it... he must've heard himself speak on playback, so why tf doesn't he fix it? makes me want to strangle him desu
>wake up>Faze 13-0'd a teamNO ONE WOULD EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME
>the banisher of BEE>the disaster of Drama
>>2326788>the mindbreaker of fans and haters alike
>umm actually f0ze is b-ACKhaters MINDBROKEN
>>2326788the bee is foreshadowing to f4z3 raping vitality at the major btw
>>2326775he's a valley girl
this fucking duo....I really fucking hate that "classic" american sports caster speakI hope north america tanks even more
>>2326849BUT HE SHOULD KNOW THATwhy doesn't he better himself? it's fucking horrible to listen to
Does FaZe need to win the entire Belgrade event to qualify for the Major?How come performing decently at PGL wouldn't be enough? and are FaZe actually gonna play Eyeballers or ff? (why?)Can a knower let me know?
>>2326851>I hope north america tanks even morebut anon...i'm north american...me, your 4chan buddy
>>2326863sorry bro. Your talent sucks about as much as your playerslove you tho <'3
>>2326861winning isn't enough, they need other results to go their waythey will forfeit pgl matches
>>2326867PGL matches don't count for april's vrs
>>2326861VRS points are only really added after a tournament endsMajor invites are on 6 April, and Bucharest finishes after that date so it doesn't count, winning in Bucharest means nothing for Faze as far as the Major is concerned
>>2326868>>2326869ignore the insincere retards please
>>2326872vrs has been around for a year and you still can't grasp the most basic of concepts that was highlighted multiple times for two past major cycles, three with this one
>>2326873wut?
>>2326873>can't into imageboard
>>2326869>>2326867Thank youIs there a page or excel sheet with the odds? Everything I found online thus far is outdated.>>2326872Are you a retarded faggot or falseflagging?I am sincerely interested in this team's performance but I haven't had time to watch them after Blast Bounty. I keep hearing sloptubers say "almost no chance" but that doesn't mean "mathematically impossible" and this general is the best place to ask things like this.
>>2326878>I am sincerely interestedI'll take your word for it thenguess you're just retarded since this has been a major talking-point all thread long>faze wins this tier5 tournament = faze go to the major
>>2326878>>2326882also, nobody can actually figure out the odds, 'cause it's a clusterfuck of a system (in a good way)but if you want something close to an excel sheet these xitter champs are your best bethttps://xcancel.com/JesperLarsen222https://xcancel.com/MischiefCS2
>>2326873I think it was me you were trying to reply to, and no I don't know how the gain-loss VRS balance works. Even if I did I probably wouldn't know the specifics of this FaZe situation and would thus still be wondering about how many VRS they'd win by winning Belgrade, and who else need to whiff which matches for FaZe to qualify, which is ultimately what I'm curious about>>2326882Another anon said winning wouldn't be enough and that other teams need to fumble; I concede I should have trawling through the thread if this point has been well established b4 my post, but you also gotta understand that these threads sometimes look like madhouses of 3 or 4 samefags f0ze and counter-f0ze posting incessantly, which isn't easy to parse if I'm just catching up after a week of slaving away at the rape mines
>>2326887>these threads sometimes look like madhousesfair enoughsorry for flaming 'yaas far as I understand it, primarily from >>2326886faze are secured if they win this tournamentbut vrs is fucky, so something might happen that throws everything out of wack, which is part of the fun if you ask me
grand finals is gonna be Faze vs Magic btw
>>2326891but I want big....
>>2326891AWRA will humble f0ze
>>2326894I bet you do, slut
>>2326896you know it
>>2326898why does this retard have a fanbase? i was playing premier at 13k elo and saw a fanboy with a copy of his name
>>2326903>why does this retard have a fanbase?I don't think he did before when in astralis (outside of insane danes)but after becoming a mercenary and getting better results for teams every single time, it's hard not to respect himalso he's very meme-able
>>2326878>Is there a page or excel sheet with the odds? Everything I found online thus far is outdated.i stopped following these charts because the numbers say almost nothing, in the end you need to look at the real situation and draw your own conclusionshere's the breakdownpic related is the current situation of predicted VRS standings for Cologne invites, from this page:https://www.hltv.org/valve-ranking/teams/event/8301as i'm typing this, NiP just got eliminated from Stake Ranked, which means they're out. the teams on the pic that have ongoing tournaments and therefore the most chance to qualify areK27BIGFazeK27 are currently playing a LAN in Moscow (MPKBK) with a very big grand prize of 30k dollars, and are scheduled to play an online match right now, Astana qualifier (but that is less important). they are expected to do well on the LAN and make a deep run or win it, so they have the most chance, at least in my opinion. there are some upset possible teams there like HOTU or nafany and Ax1le's team though. BIG are playing the same tournament as Faze, with a weak field and solid prize pool for what it is, and they have +50 points over Faze right now.so basically Faze need to hope to-win the Belgrade LAN-K27 losing immediately in the Moscow LAN tomorrow-BIG somehow failing in Belgrade to the point of clearing the 50 points difference between themso yeah, the chances are pretty fucking slim
>>2326889I will be enjoying every up and down (hopefully only up) of this retarded rollercoaster then
Nippers...
>>2326908oh yeah, i totally forgot about Nemiga on that pic, they are also on the Moscow LAN and made the playoffs. i think it's a weaker team than K27 so i don't expect them to do much, but it's also a possibility. and one more thing against Faze, they need Nemiga to not win there either.
>>2326908>the chances are pretty fucking slim
If Faze makes it into the major, broky jcobb and karrigan will have their contracts extended
>blamef is gonna save fazegod I love this insanity
Faze finally found their level. Huge win.My local gaming arena is organizing some LAN event this weekend, kids are scared to talk about it too much in fear of Faze Clan showing up. I logged into x as I usually do and saw a dm from someone. To my suprise it was Karrigan, couldn't believe my eyes, but also was curious why would he DM me? Was he hacked? Turns out he is looking for teams to scrim, he told me that he saw my post from reaching 20k in premier and wondered if I can find 4 other players so FaZe can scrim players at the similar level. Told him that my friends are 25k+, he passed.
>>2326928Chaddigan always seeking challenges, as expected from my King.
>>2326887>after a week of slaving away at the rape mineselaborate
>>2326872it's not unusual that people who follow big teams don't know about these VRS rules, i am a Vitality fan and i didn't know about the tournament needing to end for it to count for invites until now, i only remember there was some story about it last year with GamerLegion. and i even saw people in HLTV forums these days being unaware of this as well.
Gog2 time ladshttps://kick.com/starladder
>>2326928>Faze finally found their level.nobody's been able to pinpoint their level for over 2 years, least of all faze themselves
>>2326930
SunGoatus is dunking on sn0x so hard rn
>>2326941WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
>>2326934expected nothing more of a shitality cuck
>>2326934>i am a Vitality fanbasedwho even needs to know about the rules and intricacies of VRS? Just know that Goatwoo will always be there
>>2326934fag
>>2326951Perennialwoo
us vitality fans deserve some respect around here.without us, who would talk about vitality, faze, or donk??
>>2326970Yep! All 6 of us vitality fans all across the globe are really keeping CS discourse alive!
doGshit2
lmao geepoo
>>2326972Das rite!
>>2326977>all vita players>apart from the jewish guywhat did hltv mean by this?
>>2326978israeli*zyjew is right there bro
>>2326981>zyjew>clearly cheating>apex has admitted it>no TO has called them on itreally makes you think
>>2326982>still copingthe only thing Purewoo cheats on is women when he rapes donk's boypussy
>>2326983wow Rothschilds defence force responds quick
>>2326984can't have you cattle disrespecting our goat
GOAT2
>>2326986how many babies did zywoo have to eat to be given his spot? and how many would I have to eat to take his spot at 38 years old?
>>2326993jej
i like the VRS system. watching all these weird T2 events is fun :D
>>2327007people screamed about it but turns out rewarding consistency is good
sungoatus
>>2327010Mouz exposed as frauds
haha goyimlegion
bestia really gonna deny me liquid eliminated kino by losing to big fucking academy
time to bring the BOOM
>HLC Belgrade Group Stage WINNERwe are so fucking BACK boys we have never been so back
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unxe1hhLYhs
Heroic without a real awper for the whole season is still gonna qualify for the Major more easily than Faze (if they even qualify at all)kek
>>2327121To be fair faze doesn't have one either
me and my boys are hosting a school LAN next week. we booked the classroom, we're bringing our own PCs, we got snacks, we got energy drinks, we printed an actual physical bracket to follow. This was supposed to be the greatest day of our lives.and i cannot sleep. something is eating me alive and i need to say it out loud.what if FaZe decides to show up and farm VRS points off us. or worse. what if Liquid gets the same idea. what if both of them look at our little school LAN and think yeah. yeah that'll do.like imagine you're sitting there with your $12 amazon mouse and your PC that takes 4 minutes to boot and it just. occurs to them. our event is farmable.my friend Thomas has been grinding aim training every day, for 3 months for this LAN. He finally got his sensitivity right last week. he told me he felt ready. He was so happy. Thomas does not deserve this... Thomas is a good person.our prize pool is a 20 euro steam gift card and a bag of chips.....
>>2327136hey if aimclub had a shot you guys got this
>>2327136I'm sure Thomas is better than at least 3 f0ze players, you guys got this.
>>2327091this nigga apex be something else sometimes bruh
>>2327150zamn
>>2327150straightest fr*nch """"""""man""""""""""
>>2327150its a gorilla stance
suicide boys aka k27 are hardcore choking right nowplease God make AW vs PARIVISION a thing
>>2327170>k27 are hardcore choking right nowthis is good for faze/big right?this fucking vrs circus is insane to try and keep straight right now
>>2327178good for everyone in the race since they're one of the big dogs, nyesthey are fairly neutral in a h2h since they are just abusing local competitions and didn't cross with anyone left
>>2327180thought so. Thanksguess I'll watch the last map and hope they keep choking
just had a thought....what happens if two teams are equal in vrs and the cutoff point?
>>2327189not possible because it actually goes into decimals and the delay is calculated each minute
>>2327192>delaydecay*mb
>>2327192>>2327193>it actually goes into decimals and the delay is calculated each minuteI had no ideaway to make it even harder to know what the fuck if gonna happen lol
>>2327189the team that can cum the fastest gets to go
faze is gonna win vs magic and then need only one point to qualify but at the last second a eu team cant make it due to visa and they're in
>>2327212that team?vitality.
>>2327213I hope nobody would want thatimagine a cs major without the best team competingnobody would take it seriously
>>2327215>imagine a cs major without the best team competingdon't worry, faze are making it
FUCK YEAH
ok but what if...what if faze qualify and also win pgl bucharest?what will the haters say?
and niggas trying to deny how important faze is to the cs esports community
https://kick.com/rlgcs/clips/clip_01KN99D88SM84XQ0QKPPKJ8PB3for those who missed it
>>2327226literally no one cares about that call of duty team
>>2327235they did my boy aang so dirty :crying:
>>2327215>nobody would take it seriouslyjust like my paris
>>2327242but they were competing in paris, they just simply fucked up
>k27 losing>betboom losingand still some people don't realize the Gods want faze at the major
s1iren is like naf times 10he looks so fucking dead inside AND outside no matter what happens
>>2327259>>betboom losingfack
>AWRA brings it back from 0-2THAT'S MY FUCKING GOAT THAT'S MY MAN RIGHT THERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywm2IfJvw44>s1mple was duoing with zywoos gf 7 years agokekekekekekekekekekeusedgoodswoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xna_6eMOrJ4!!!Important!!!
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEHR5zcNb6Y
>>2327326SIMPle really lost everythign to zywoo uh?
>>2327326baka typicalwoo waiting for others to do the work
Can't wait for Liquid to qualify and FaZe to not qualifyShit's gonna be so cash
>>2327326is rewen even zywoo's girlfriend or is she trying to make a move since she knows zywoo is single?
big boom's march to the major continues
>this guy carries your gf on wingmanhow do you respond?
>projecting cucks itt
>>2327519PART TIME STUDENTS
those serbian guys unironically had Faze on their knees on nuke, they won the pistol had like 9:4 and then lost the anti force and tilted out
Aurora: +ash +molodoy +Aleksib after Cologne(rumored by spunj)
>>2327556always forget it was basically a VRS buy when they got the eternal fire guys
>>2327556>Aleksibgypsy king wins again
>>2327556this is the most batshit rumor in a long time kek
>>2327702given to spunj by a trusted source BTW
>>2327556>aging unctares desperately in need of surgery>aleksibot without blad3molodoy is retarded
>>2327742aurora is a russian org so it would certainly please molodoy but thee fucked up part for me is ash, because ash never made awpers work, his systems were never made to accomodate awpers
>>2327744basedI want to see a team of 5 riflers just play unga bunga click heads cs
>>2327744sl3nd was decent until he fell offacoR was decent in CSGOthis is bullshit based on two rookies worth of data
>>2327756ok so it's a cs2 issue. I remember on his videos saying that cs2 was an early round game while csgo was a late round game, so the whole strategy was to get your entries to get the first kill to give you huge chances to win the round. And that french awper he had, said to a cs "jounalist" that PR had the priority over him in the sense that PR was doing whatever he wanted, taking kursy? that was the name I think spots, so kursy could never build up his confidence in games by taking the angles he wanted to take because of PR holding the angle, like ramp or outside on nuke. Well I guess ash simply needs to give molodoy the PR treatment.
which players are virgins
>>2327874niko
zont1xkyxsanb1t
>>2326639>>2326643Kek he thinks there's only one f0ze hater (me). F0zenigs are severely mentally ill.>>2326648Kek I end my sentences with kwab!!!!!Kwab!!!!
>>2326665>>2326676>>2326691I know f0zechuds were sweating bullets kek>>2326736let them have their fun kekthey're like little children who got a new toy to play with
>>2326751https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_ar-NSb9Ik
>>2326767>guess I'm a big fan for the rest of the dayget on the treadmill fatty
>>2326895zamn my nigga awra on magic?f0ze prepare your bussies
hardcore levels of samefagging
>>2326903unironic homosjust look at how many unironic homos we have in this general aloneif judged on playstyle alone he's the biggest baiter oat and statcels will look at his exit frags and proclaim him as the goat
>>2326928kek
>>2326947>>2326952only brokies look at the menu for the pricesiykyk>>2326951>>2326957yes kings!
>>2327025m0uz should disband now but last year they were anything but frauds, consistently made playoffs
>>2327136>>2327143Big Tom can easily beat unciggan, jcornonacob and the vegan femboy.
when you see the multi quote posts you know the tranny is online
>>2327967you also know it by the fact that he's literally talking to himself like a grade-a schizo
>>2327212already covered here >>2317215even as a f0ze hater if something like this happened it would indeed be kino
>>2327556woxic to g2? and sexter to navi?please god let this happen
>>2327874donkcan you imagine this scrawny ahh nigga having straight sex?then again some expert homo a couple of threads ago said that he probably has a donkey dih
>>2327954>>2327967>>2327968>muh samefagyou are literally braindeadkys
>>2327981He literally has a harem of Russian egirls. He's the 2nd most famous person in Russia behind Putin.
>>2327984okay but I imagine he has the same kind of sex appeal that a dying 80 yo millionaire has
>>2327987donk slings dick, you're just jealous bro.
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2392988/boss-vs-flyquest-red-esl-challenger-league-season-51-north-america-cup-3Americhads putting the foids in their placeJokes aside I remember when Boss was a decent full red blooded American team, now it's just whatever.>>2327989You're the expert homo I was referring to, aren't you?
A band of mexicans raped the american trannies
>>2327993SecretAgent looks pretty cool
>check in on the 'gog to see if they butthurt belt is butthurt about d0nk again>mad about trannies insteadhmm
I'm too scared to play anything but casual and deathmatch bros
>>2328026just q up for competitive and never look back
>>2327990I'd hate to be the guy going negative against a women's team
>>2327326s1zy2
>hally got drafted>spirit is save
So Zypoo is eating The GOAT's sloppy seconds huh? Kek, what a bitch.
>>2328041only someone with very low t would say something like this
>>2328076as a donk fan. I hope this is true
>ZyGOAT>Indisputable GOAT of both GO and 2>Calmly rapes the opposition>Wins everything>Doesn't whine and bitch about teammates underperforming>all knowing, forgiving and merciful>has a dynasty that people will remember for centuries to come>s0mple>fat acne ridden alcoholic>few flashy plays like muh awp toss are the highlight of his career>doesn't work hard to get better, expects things to just be handed to him>scams his fans with scam courses>constantly shouts at and insults his teammates>always blames others for his shortcomings>soon to fade away into irrelevancy and completely forgottens0mple wishes he was like HumbleWoo
>>2327993happens in real life too
Remember when kyousuke was hyped to be the next donk? 8 months later and all he has achieved is 1 groupstage Cologne EVP (unfairly given too).He isn't even better than makazze or jcobbb (jcobb is held back on f0ze clan). BOTSUKE!!
>>2327984nigga a millionaire but he dating a minecraft skeleton
is jcobbb twinky enough for niko?
>>2328228>ky0usukeFrom what I've seen from him he's very lackadaisical. Every time he's on camera you see him scoff at something. Getting that falc0ns back this early in the career killed any motivation he might have had to get better. Same goes for may0nesy. Jc0b's performance is still understandable because he has to play with b0tniggan. Ky0usuke's underperformance is inexcusable. I even suspect sp0r0t set up bots to hype him on forums like hltv and it spread like a cancer.
>>2328273*bag not back but he's definitely getting backshots
broky is the protagonist of cs
>>2328288
>>2328288nah that lizard banks is
>>2328273n0k0 is such a lucky man. When he's tired of his model girlfriend Sara he can just call up m0nesy or ky0usuke to practice some "strats" with him. Some men drown while others die of thirst.
jesus elige is surprisingly ripped
>>2328323hes like 50kg 160cm everyone looks ripped at that weight
>>2328324I thought he was like a skeleton
>>2328314I'm beginning to suspect you niggas are actually gay.
My FUTa lads are playing
>>2328314NiKo won.
fut is getting btfo
literal nothingburger teams man wtf is this event?
>>2328358Who isn't gay in 2026
>>2328358We're not gay, we only top.
>>2328413thisit's only gay if you're a bottom
Bro faze is already donezo?!
zoomer humour be like, gay sex
>>2328418Guaranteed these chuds >>2328409 >>2328413 are basedlennials
>>2327556vitality beating team unironically.
CAM ON FOKUSFRAG SOME FACKING FROGSIDEMOOOOO
You saw that right?
big oof
Damn Romania looks like a shithole
>>2328453What does this mean VRS wise?
what did chad say he heard about aleksib mol ? can't hear shit
>>2328464he said zywoo raped them
https://www.hltv.org/news/44174/the-race-to-the-iem-cologne-major#f70noooooooo
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2393010/faze-vs-eyeballers-pgl-bucharest-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389258/eyeballers-vs-faze-blast-bounty-2026-season-1TWICE!!!! KWAB!!!!!!!
>>2328470Kwabigan is so scared of JW
>>2328455All of Europe looks like that
>>2328469valve could do the funniest thing and ban lynn vision for the match fixing they did last year
>>2328456it's over
Its legitimately over for me.
>>2328504>last yearLV got two free forfeits in the last two days
>>2328522where to check?
>>2328524I am more than aware of the bs going on,>Oh no, the rain made us late when we had literally nothing else to do>We got told the wrong information (we didn't ask an actual official)>Refs are being improper, we didn't get a rulebookand think they were fixed, but you can't definitively prove it. Whereas last year, Lynn Vision literally put out a statement saying they match fixed by forfeiting to rare atom (they needed rare atom to be second in the VRS for china to have two slots in their Major Regional Qualifier. Lynn Vision qualified to the major with that second MRQ spot (they also beat Rare Atom 2-0 in said qualifier))https://www.hltv.org/news/41304/lynn-vision-forfeit-rare-atom-match-after-raising-vrs-integrity-concernIt was blatant, and I don't know why they're still playing
>>2328532Really PMO thinking that ibp got banned for nothing, essentially ruining the NA scene whilst T2 CS is essentially just matchfixing.
>>2328471tbf karrigan played JW in his prime and that fucker bhopping down mid and no scoping me from short to suicide would leave mental scars in my psyche so deep no time could heal that wound
>>2328534well ibp did throw to match fix, and it looked so fucking bad on streambut forfeiting for your own (or someone else's) benefit is still match fixingand they should've been banned for it. instead, they got to play the major, earning what? hundreds of thousands of dollars?and now they're going to play the major again? after a bunch more forfeits? it's absolutely bullshitIntegrity and fair play my asshttps://blog.counter-strike.net/2015/01/11261/
>>2328529Leetify
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/1sbjuo2/i_am_genuinely_scared_for_our_school_lan/
https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1sbn622/ntr_is_the_best_happy_birthday/
>>2328553these reddit guys are aight...)
>>2328532this is a chinese thing, they did it in TFT where they match fixed to get another chinese player through to the next round. if lynn vision had played that match against RA and won, causing china to lose a spot, i imagine the chinese community would dog on them for losing the spot
>>2328553thinking of making one about italy and the world cup
>>2328553this was really funny, can't wait for the skitthere was also one with faze going up against randoms and after they discovered they're 25k premier faze cancelled
>I'm going to miss BC.Game because the missus wants to go the garden centreLads... dont get shacked up, it takes time away from CS. Not worth it.
is pgl gonna be only in studio?
https://youtu.be/cp7SADxExR4?si=8oyTZI6irgVioGcH
>>2328574ya
>>2328569https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7BVtGnlxT8
>>2326928>>2328569
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2392811/passion-ua-vs-pure-urban-riga-open-season-4potential upset
Mongolz will lose to s2mple
they should make the minimap icons be the players faces
I got an OLED monitor, this shit is amazing
910woo
>>2328583it's now double OT on the last map
>>2328536lvg is just one example, t2 cs in general is rife with matchfixingall russian and brazilian teams do it for tens of thousands of dollarswhat was the point of banning a few american kids while you let all these matchfixers play?
>>2328585s0mple's fat face would cover the entire minimap
>>2328596can't do shit without proof, lynn vision conveniently provided somealso esports doesn't get the same scrutiny as real sports
Just walk mid raw bruh
how p0mple even hopes to compete with herculeswoo this year is beyond me
SAVE S1MPLE
sometimes i can't tell if these s0mple fangirls are baiting or notsave him from what? alcoholism? anger issues?
p1mple should just retire
Portugal's finest huh?
kek s0mple
>had a decent, working team that made s1mple looked retvrn to form, just need 1 or 2 changes>disband it save s1mple for ez vrs>add a certain washed rifler and appoint le vibeman as a coachs0mplefags blame muh portugal bots but in reality this roster was doomed from the start
come on astralis.... stop fucking around
hero AK ace?
A slav stack got matched with some portuguese, nobody can speak english and they are just insulting each other the whole time.
>>2328626no chin? no problem
>PUA
Why did s0mple even take a break from CS2>muh three day operationOther Ukrainians didn't take a break
s1mple doesn't seem to care about CSHe should join Vitality and start a DOTA team
>>2328637He didn't like how cs2 felt compared to go, as far as I know. Maybe hoping for volvo to fix it.
>>2328638with his salary just for his name doubt he cares much
>>2328640Animgraph2...
>>2328645Only took 2,5 years..
astralis are playing some really good op t-side
jabbi really fucking hates brazil
MZINHO!!!!!!!!!
That was pathetic from bcgame
kwabc.game
Its so over, their mental is gone
holy shit unbelievable
it's over
s1mple needs a new teamF___ C___
>>2328680Falcons forCe
>wake up>lynn vision cheating again
>>2328681he wants to play with nucleonzreal recognizes real
Mongbros...?
s1mple still fucking got it
>>2328689MongGODS
can we get faze vs bc games please.?
i will never get over s0mple getting paid 120k a month to trash talk portuguese and suck in tier 3.dude must epsteins lost son for this kind of nepotism
>>2328700they might meet in the 0-2 bracket
ivan you're a mentally ill retard
there's no fucking way these fucks are on twitter trying to explain their dogshit fraudulent scene
>>2328706they should mock the scene over ittf are you gonna do about it?
>>2328706
>>2328686>>2328706what did they do? did someone forfeit again?
>>2328709Rare Atom and Tyloo both forfeited to them
>>2328706>>2328708australia lost cry about it faggot
>>2328706I don't know what were Aussies expecting, you can't beat Chang at the cheat-off
>>2328714dexters buddies cheated to make the major by playing nobodies retarded monkey
>>2328706Chinese are cheats, who knew lmao
jame time
>>2328711Why? The only reason i see is corruption
>>2328715that's what I said, they've abused local LANs and now Chinese are going to abuse the system as wellI don't understand Australians malding about this, did they really think that Chinese will not do anything about it?
Pari lose this one, im not joking.
Passion UA and Bestia are in Riga playoffs, one of them will win the tournament and qualify for the Majornow we need old man HEN1 to beat Red Canids and then they got the Major on a silver platter - they play the winner of BH/Galorys who are the two weakest teams in the tournament. And bye bye Liquid
>>2328729not happening lil bludgoatquid is making it to the major
>>2328729would be hilarious, but somebody of those three will job
>>2328715>>23287252 lans, played fair and square, is neither cheating nor abuse. semperfi earned points playing everything they could in europe and aus, and lost them to tduthese last two chinese lans, filled with forfeits and fuckery, is cheating
>>2328739tdu played 1 (one) international tournament this season and it was online Bucharest qualifier with only three teamseverything else were Australia-only lansbasically what I'm saying is that neither of these shitters should be on the Majorin fact, only Mongolz should be invited from Asia
Is PGL Bucharest a major?
>>2328747>only Mongolz should be invited from Asiain a fair world? yeswould probably cut whatever measly money TOs make by a good bit
>>2328706Having your opponents (plural) literally forfeit their games for your VRS points is way worse than what the auskeks are doing with their AU only LANs (also something chinks are doing)
>>2328747what else were they supposed to play? try to play some asian quals where there's a server in singapore (still dogshit ping) but it gets banned by the chinese teams so they're stuck on 200+ ping?or as a team without an org were they supposed to fly to europe? or asia?they played the aus online competitions, and aus lans, and won most of them. That got them enough points thanks to semperfi earning a bunch of points overseasthey proved they're at least second of the teams from aus, they deserve their spot.
>hltv: I wanted to talk about that previous LAN. You secured your spot at the Major with that LAN win. How is the team feeling now that you've got your spot at the Major?>npl: We were happy for sure, but if we even didn't qualify we said that it's okay, because we have a lot of good tournaments in the future. We have like four or five tier-one invites, and even if we didn't qualify, we could bounce back next season and even make Stage 2, or even better.fucking B8 of all teams have better mentality than f0ze at this point. they were ready to take the L and look forward to the futurewhile f0ze forfeited a real LAN to chase a trashy last minute "tournament". and in the end they probably won't even make it to the Major anyway lol
insider here, a chinese whistleblower has exposed collusion and fixing evidence to Valve and all Chinese teams involved will be permanently banned from all VRS tournaments & majors.
>>2328747>>2328762maybe they were supposed to sign up on 5E for some chinese tournamentsexcept you can't, you're literally not allowed to from australia
>>2328767valve and chinks have been colluding for ages, chinks know about all updates like half a year before they come.
>>2328770For chinks, cheating is ok, what hurts their "face" is getting caught cheating
LAME TIME
jame....
JAME NOOOOOOOOOOOO
JAME YOU FUCKIGN NIGGER PICK UP AK SUKA CHMO BLYAT
* on every lan before animgraph2 & 128tick btw
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the niko.
>>2328797that's why the only legit major is the paris major
Jamebros...
>>2328727told you
a team this bad at mirage can't be considered a serious #2, sorrythey've been exposed hard last few tournaments
nigga considered parivison #2 lmao
>>2328825russians are crazy man
pari lose this one as well btw
Jame throwing because scared of the Mongolz
respect dumau on studio lan where everyone can hear him
f0ze are scum, wasting a spot in a real LAN so they can play faceit stacks in some shithole to cheat their way into the major
>>2328865by any means necessary, buddy
retards were hypign up parivision to lose to legacy LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO omfg this scene is an actual joke t1 t2 t3 are all on the same level except for vitality
>>2328870Didn't GOATwoo let Legacy get a win on them last year? Same situation here
>>2328865illwill, betclic, big, cybershoke and magic are all on or above faze's level, they don't win this especially when uncigan will have to play 3 series in a day in playoffs
>>2328870>t1 t2 t3 are all on the same level except for vitalityand f0ze... cause they are below that level hahahahahaa
nice game volvo
holy kek
Literally me when I play, but I'm the player who got hit by a random bullet
>>2328881retards be like animgraph2 will save cs2
>>2328881Same provider as d5nk?
>>2328881fucking outskilled
member when the 5.7 was even more accurate?
>random niggers in MM hold CT peek >parivision doesnt lul
>shifting with a knife into B site LUL, GOT TO GO FAST, WHAT IF IM LATE GUYS
The awp is so giganerfed holyshit
I want to say something. studio events are the real counter strike experience. this is the soul of counter strike, this is how the OG competitions were back then, none of that arena bullshit with viewers yelling and shit, where the players can't even see each others and flame each others by scremaing.
>>2328904valve doing their damnest to hold zygoat down
>pari players suddenly turn tier1 awp'er when saving it for jame
>>2328905omega giga trvkehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ah8l6JviUw
>>232890615 bullets is so unacceptable
>>2328910The GOAT only needs 5
>>2328905>wanting to remove the great nerve filterkyosucky fan rooting for faze's downfall?
>>2328910jame just won a round with a single bullet
>>2328904good
>>232891015 is fine, plenty of ammo, the real victim is mp9
>>2328913kyousuck could never, karribot for all his current failings actually began in 1.6 so he knows what real LANs are like
Parivision doubters?
xielo is toggling zweih generational gamenota finally not ghosting pari is losing next one for sure Jokes aside i wonder who was calling, because it didn't feel like jame
>two hours till the most important games of the day(year)if big wins everything but get beaten by faze in the final, both teams should be locked in
In other news, GOAT2 is whooping BetBoom's ass
damn, legacy is getting gaped
>>2328959can't even really blame thempari players are shooting so fucking hard right now
is saadzin or nissim the main awp'er? do they even have a main awp'er?
https://x.com/bileyiwnl/status/2040455478384148785
>>2328964fuck I can't wait for zywoo to sissify donk...
>>2328963I guess it's saadzinbut why? he keeps missing everything
>>2328964he needs a beating
>they doubted
>>2328964kyousuke to benchwarmer then to bedwarmer
>>2328964This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Iil bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of them if you catch my drift.
>>2328964
oh shitthey started early
blamef having his way with tier3 as usual
>>2328972I volunteer using my dick and will teach that little faggot a lesson
I turned the game off like hours ago, I thought it was a best of 1
Betboom are playing against G2?
12 is all jame gets
>>2329012Not today
>>2329011Goy2 was up and they somehow threw it
>>2328964kek groomwoo will deal with him
>>2329021>niko left Goy2 to get like 0 trophies with the falcons
>>2329027Didn't he win Cluj in Falcons? Back when degster was playing there?
>>2329030* monesy was throwing
>>2328964Woman brained
>bc game vs mibrsurely the goat can take this one..>faze vs wildcardtough game for faze
>>2328984Daniel Garcia
the difference in skill is wildit feels like five random audience members were pulled up to play a showmatch
noooooothey won the pistol
i want to have sex with lucy
Epic retakes from boombla and co.
papito my beloved
It's over...
>>2329062>>2329056Tf are u guys watching
LOL
>>2329065big beating on amateurswatching a bit of g2 now till their betclic match begins
HeavyGOAT
>>2329069What tourney
>>2329073hltv.org
Wait, that Belgrade LAN has entire playoff (quarters semis and final) on the same day? That's the biggest joke of a tournament since Gaming Paradise. Valve should set some basic rules for VRS tournaments format
Boombla be tweakin'
>>2329073https://kick.com/rlgcs
>>2329078boohoo nigga
>>2329078>valve should make a rule about everything
waaaaaah little b0ttigan can't handle 3 series in a day he needs to go to bed at 6pm
>>2329085>>2329093
f0ze niggas already cryin and they've only played plumbers so far lmao
did they move the fucking matches up? i swear they were supposed to start 2 hours later
reminder that legacy is the only brazilian team and they lost to are jame
Betcoom would've won that if not for heavygod
lolbetclic just keeps losing with giant advantages
Faze v betclic kino
>>2328535I think I just saw the same clip you're talking about (dust 2) and yeah that would traumatize a man
https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/Fagger
2 minute Jame voice message for the boys:>Hey everyone, here I am, won the first game today. There will be no vlogs, so I'll post more of my voice for you.>What can I say about the game? Well, it was one of thousands of games I've played. Middling beginning, but at the end I've felt more comfortable-- But, actually, had the enemy chosen a bit different decision, the game would be a lot tougher. We are missing stability. No point talking about it though, no point in talking about problems when we are winning.>That's all, won, flipped the on switch, got that boost of tough games and realized that it won't be all that easy, need to continue playing. No one cares about fatigue, that's the mindset.>About LAN, it's no different from hundreds of other LANs, finally the stress and the pressure from the stage 3 fight is gone and, roughly speaking, this tournament we should show our good game stress-free. Dunno if we'll show that or not, we'll see, that's about it.>Not the same emotions as in Rotterdam, you've seen in our cams, but we need to artificially boost ourselves, don't think I can say anything else. Today was a regular, routine day where nothing happened. I play on LAN, but inside I feel like I just played a scrim, or went to school and came back, nothing interesting. Sitting in my room and soon will go and prepare for our next opponent.>Games flew past fast, started 2.5 hours early, that's the first time something like this happens in my career. Thank you everyone, see you tomorrow, hopefully in a good mood.
GOD2KWABOOOMMM
Boomblers straight up threw ancient
what a fucking traitor
k27 please winwe need more villain teams that abuse vrs in stage 1sharks, thunderdownunder, lynn vision, mibr, and potentially k27 - all teams that did fuck all this season and will collect a paycheck from valve
>>2329197oh and faze toofaze and k27 over sinners and alliance would make for a perfect "fuck you" draft
>>2329078nigga have you watched Draculan? they had three bo3 in the same daywelcome to tier3 lilbro
>>2329195CS has become too homo lately
>>2329197B8 also did it this season, they've been bad since kicking headtr1ckthe problem is lack of midrange type of LANs like this Stake Ranked thing, there needs to be more tournamnets like this that would fill the void between the biggest LANs and Draculans, something where the best tier 2 teams (and struggling teir 1 teams) would come together. Starladder seems to be filling this void with another upcoming Stake Ranked LAN and Lorgar Rankings, i think a few more of these would create a solid balance in the VRS system.
>>2329205Draculan announced an actual t2 lan a few days after the major, 16 teams VRS invites only
>>2329207nais
Big beating betclic was good for faze for extra points right? Or was it the other way around?
>>2329195this, from ew valorant ewww to actively partaking in it and even dodging cs events. piece of shit.
>>2329211they're going to lose in quarters so who gaf
>>2329212>ew valorant ewwwHe never said that though.
>>2329218well he did say that about the skins, and skins are everything to him
I guess goatne doesn't wanna watch CS unless goatwoo is playing
>>2329211yes, but actually noBIG have a hefty amount of points above Faze. it could mean that BIG just making it to the final could prevent Faze from making the Major, because the VRS difference can't be covered by Faze beating BIG.
>>2329221If skins are everything then you shouldn't be surprised by him dodging cs events.
Skincels reminder
>>2329229this man would get heemed irl if he denied me
>>2329229I have one shitty knife i won from hltv fantasy and i get at least 2 scam/bot friend requests a week now
>>2329226shut up dona
Nemiga lost to the streamers teamK27 have the tournament on a plate now
b0g
Gaimin Gladiators woneverything is lining up perfectly for Faze and Liquid to miss the Major
>>2329244wasn't faze locked in as long as they win hlc and beat big in the finals?
>>2329247not really that's just hopium, more info here >>2326908
>>2329244please let this happenit would be so fuckin funny
>>2329249I'll just trust the twitter nerdhttps://xcancel.com/JesperLarsen222/status/2040323486787182787#m
>>23292541% chance99% faith
>>2329254but he also says BIG making it far in Belgrade fucks up Faze's chances?so >faze locked in as long as they win hlc and beat big in the finals?this doesn't hold true, for Faze it would be ideal to beat them in quarters or semis
polish trash is now gonna somehow lifegame and btfo big
>>2329267BIG are trash
>>2329272betcuck are a whole lot worse
>>2329267blameFaggot is going home kek
>>2329276They’re already in playoffs
>>2329264depends on whether they're fighting for big's spot or k27'sI hope they both make it
>>2329276at least denmark has talent it can be proud ofall pol-acks are a laughingstock of tier-1 cs
betclic vs faze kino incoming
betclic will humble broky
>>2329274yeah but their whole roster cost less than blameF's transfer
>>2329287so? they are still trash
>Both faze and liquid cs die on Easter SundayKino.
Ok so, what does BIG getting btfo means for Faze?
>>2329297are liquid somehow not making in? i thought it was pretty much guaranteed when they switched to Americas
>>2329302just the haters fearmongeringgodquid is pretty much already in
>3ms>shoot awp>hear headshot sound>die, 0 damage dealtsugoi!
>>2329301A promise of a better tomorrow
>>2329302Bestia getting 1st/2nd or pua getting 1st and Gaimin getting 1st-3rd at their current LANs will kill liquid
>>2329311lol i forgot that BR tournament has a 3rd place gameliquid are so fucked kekdoes PUA 100% overtake them by winning Riga?
>polish cancer killing faze and liquid from the inside>polish trash choking from 5-1 vs bug clanuseless country
tabsen ffs.... just retire. Or go to some german team that isn't currently trying to enter tier1
>>2329320poles were seething about the 'gog and esports on a certain other HLTV-coded board the other day
FAG clan get ecoed by polish glue factory workers lmao
>>2329330big are on t side
>Here's how Ratz really betrays his friends
>>2329335>still seething
>>2329336ropz knows Zywoo before the Faze guys, they played in a mix team when they were both nobodiesZywoo is the true friend of ropz, Friendwoo
mezzi auramogs zywoo constantly but jfs are eternally butthurt about ingerland
>>2329330SoooooooooooooooooooooooooooPoolish retard dogshit?
>>2329353dodging both magic and big is hugeliterally everything is falling in faze's favor
>>2329353nEMANHAless illwill and z10 will humble f0ze and b0g
tough game for f0ze tomorrowCounter-Strike
>>2329353Glowiing gonna kill em
will faze be the most hated team of the major if they fraud their way over sinners and alliance?
>>2329371>doing exactly what vrs was meant to make teams do is fraud
>>2329379vrs never meant for teams to get special treatment and get assigned into trash lans at the last possible secondthey almost got 4 teams in their bracket before people called out hlc's tricks
>>2329381>special treatmentok
>>2329371yes
lv chink is losing his mind on twitter lolpathetic bugmen
>calling anyone else bugmen in a genny full of butthurt belterskek
>>2329399>butthurt beltersno one knows what this means
blame valve not the chinks, theyre so lazy in terms of everything
Project hail mary status?
>>2329345mezii couldn't even make the brits cheer for him in blast london. pathetic.
>>2329401russians call this the people they oppressed
>>2329404london is the new indiano wonder the crowd was cheering for heavyzog
how the fuck will faze do to play against wildcard if they are still playing in that other lan?
>>2329416they'll just forfeit
>>2329416you are retarded
>>2329404it's britainyou can guarantee someone will boo his own countrymen
>>2329418they won't lose points?>>2329419cope
>>2329436vrs points get added or removed at the end of each tournamentthey'll lose vrs but not for april's vrs checkpoint purposes
>>2329439ok I don't get that vrs thingie
the worst thing about VRS is the fucking "LAN boost" thing whatever the fuck that is. who even came up with that logic where you get extra good boy points if you fail for too long. only makes sense to give something like that to a team on their first ever tournament and that's it, as a help to newly formed rosters.
Remember when liquid pulled out of the french lannow they won't qualifykeeeeeek
f0ze lol
>>2329396>the china man cries out in pain as he steals your major invite
Faze need to win 3 bo3s tomorrow to qualify to the major lol. And considering they almost dropped a map to fucking drama esports its pretty much over.
>>2329396>>2329565he is simply mocking you
>>2329641we'll see who's laughing last
>>2328376
Jcobb used to play in betclic, surely he will have some valuable insight on his old team to help faze beat them... R-Right?
>>2329670does karrigan gf still work for betclic?
>>2329235I get a few friend requests a week too, and I don't even have anything valuable to my knowledge. Is it possible I have some super rare float item or something?
>>2329697post inventory
Dawn of The Final Day- 24 Hours Remain -
>>2329700Not sure what the best way to do it is, but found this on google https://inventory.clash.gg/users/nutembracer
>>2329710Hmm maybe only the galil and some of your cases (some are going up) but other than that no. I still get invites also from time to time, it must be some old bots active just sending out random invites.
End of the road for FaZe. The bell tolls, and the ending is near. Broky is asking for more time, but his hour glass broke a long time ago.
Frozen has gone INSANE
>>>/v/736358462is he right?
>>2329706Faze getting almost 2x more points for beating a team 48 places below them than K27 for beating a team 30 places below them (while these two are similarly ranked) really highlights the retardation of this system perfectly at a crucial moment in time
>>2329801he doesn't play the game and neither does anyone here
>>2329806How is it retarded? Because you don't understand it?FaZe have 4 recent LAN wins, meaning they can gain over 150 points by getting 6 moreK27 fully maxed out their LAN wins, thus they can now gain points by beating good teams and earning money with no free points from LAN buff
>>2329820because "LAN buff" is retardedB8 has zero LAN wins on all tier 1 events they played this season, and they qualified for the Major based on beating.... thisi follow tier 2 teams and i don't know who half of these teams are, they even managed to lose to some unranked team here. it's a shit system
>>2329831>because "LAN buff" is retardedHow is it retarded when it directly promotes LANs, which in turn increases the quality of tier-2?Nobody would rather to see all this shit to be online.>has zero LAN wins on all tier 1 events they played this season, and they qualified for the Major based on beating.... thisBecause they had a headstart of being top 10 VRS at the end of the last year. >it's a shit systemYou're a complete moron, because tier-2 teams had zero chances to be in tier-1 without an org big enough knocking on the cabal's doors, begging to be let insideVRS is a God's gift to CS even if it is not perfect
>>2329839you can have a system that rewards winning LANs but without rewarding teams for playing literally any school basement LAN, but i know it's too hard for a phoneposting retard to think of this middle ground scenario
>>2328715>>2328712you will never be /him/
>>2328877kek
>>2329831>3 unranked teams>#324 academy team >#87 twice and almost losing >#52>Bestia and 3dmaxholy mother of fraudery kek
>>2329852"school basement LAN" which was DracuLAN before it grew big enough to be the face of EU Fragadelphia thanks to all tier-2 teams of Europe rushing to compete in their eventsYou can't define a line between "le good LAN" and "le bad LAN" that would reward or not reward teams attending. Stage 1 of the Major had a 4 hour outage and was played in a studio. StarLadder Hotel LAN was amateurish. Are those good LANs that should reward teams?
>>2329866>Are those good LANs that should reward teams?no
>>2329870Then define what constitutes a LAN that should reward teams without creating an insurmountable chasm between tier-1 teams and tier-2 teams
>>2329879good LAN = rewards teams with VRSbad LAN = gives crumbs
>>2329892Read what I typed again and reply with something related to it
>>2329894no
>>2329897vrs chads stay winning, then
What makes a LAN bad??? .....it has f0ze innit!!! hahahaha and better yet they actually win a match!! ahahahahh
it's fucking amazing that big teams are forced to do this humiliation of playing some byoc neighborhood LANs to get some extra wins and try to qualify for the Majorkarrigan and broky's career will end in some Belgrade warehouse which only the organizers of the tournament know existsWEEOOO WEEOOO WEEOOO
>>2329907karrigan would instantly upgrade at least 4 teams in current top 10
>>2329909
>>2329907only brokys career would be truly over, i cant imagine anyone picking him
>>2329912getting to major playoffs with this guy and like 3 days of practice is big evidence of that, thanks
s1mp73 owns karrib0t
>>2329907big teams are furia, falcons, vitality and none of them are playing shit lansif your team is playing shit lans they are not even mouz tier, they are around f0ze/sp0r0t tier
>>2329916and now that he has his choice of b0tky? How is that going f0zekek? haha
>>2329909he's failed at making his team work for almost 1.5 year now, with changes of his choice. and he's 35. it's time to retire>>2329915maybe karrigan can be picked as a coach but i seriously doubt he will get a shot at some tier 1 team
>>2329925how is that related? faze management is obviously trash and karrigan should never have been a quazi-gm because he has a soft spot for his players. that doesn't have any bearing on his IGLing.>>2329927>it's time to retirehe's one of the best callers in-game and does about the best he could with the absolute trash he's playing withhis "team of choice" is dogpoor and refuses to spend money on players, that's why they're failing horribly. jcobbb is a bust, broky is a bust, twistzz is mentally spiraling. 1 good rifler and 1 good IGL can never make for a competitive team.
>>2329934>jcobbb is a bust, broky is a bust, twistzz is mentally spiralingevery player on f0ze is on the team by his choice, also maybe these players are all in a huge slump is because... well... maybe its because the calls arent very good.... and they have no confidence
>>2329940>every player on f0ze is on the team by his choicecompletely unrelated to the post>maybe its because the calls arent very goodholy shit you don't watch the games at all
Karrigan antis don't think with their brain, only with their hateful hearts.
f0ze niggas be like its 0k that we've 0nly w0n 4 games this year and 2 0f them were vs h0bbyists
>>2329940twistzz needs a handjob to regain his former form
fraudigan ruined niko and guardian major
>IGLmogged this hard by fearkek, or are you seriously trying to tell me fnatic has the better talent?
>>2329953>>IGLmogged this hard by fear>posts statsprovide an example of fear outcalling karrigan, not his k/d, moron
>>2329955does the IGL role really have so little impact on the game and its outcome?
>>2329944they don't think with their brain because they don't have onethey can't notice that every top 20 team has an AWPer doing the barest of minimums and entry doing decent numbersneither jcobbb nor broky are doing that, thus leaving faze completely floorless
>>2329956I accept your concession
you retards will all shut the fuck up tomorrow when they fucking disband fat hippo gets a nice "Hangs up the mouse" article
>>2329956it does when your players can't hit a single shotno system can support your players being trash unless it employs record-breaking supernova of a player
>>2329951niko ruined his own major
>>2329964nah its gonna be like this
>>2329964>will>whennothing but wishful thinking of a low iq karrigan hater, how sad, got rekt in reality so he dreams of a world where he won
>>2329972>the reality
>>2329971didn't simple really respect rain? or am I thinking of hiko
>>2328964>that vacant staresurely he's doing hardcore drugs right?
with ropz vs without
>>2329976>didn't simple really respect rain? he did. rain even called him first to join iirc
>>2329073This is why having tournament information in the OP is important. Even if you don't want a fully fleshed out OP it's fine but including the minimum details of the important upcoming tournaments will be beneficial for all.
>>2329974the reality shows that karrigan is still calling good and would upgrade: brollan, kyxsan, hooxi and maj3r (even if remaining turks have to go to english)>>2329976yeah he did, both hiko and rainbut that feeling wasn't mutual for the latter after the major
>>2329988>the reality
>>2329986there was no info about hlc attendees by the time op was madeconcernlarping moron
>>2329197what the fuck are these stage one teams
>the reality shows that karrigan is still calling good and would upgrade: brollan, kyxsan, hooxi and maj3r
>the reality
>kyxsan, hooxi
and not a single clip that would show karrigan getting outcalled in gamebecause you don't watch the games and don't know how to spot things like this
>>2329197>sharks, thunderdownunder, lynn vision, mibr, and potentially k27 - all teams that did fuck all this season and will collect a paycheck from valvef0ze cannot even do this! ahahahah
>brollan
>>2330001>>2329998>>2330006oh no... f0zebros, regroup in the 'cord... this isnt looking good....
oh wait thats their entire 2026 lmfaooooowhat a fucking fraudulent team
>>2329371As much as I hate f0ze they're hardly "frauding" their way to the major. They are the perfect stage 1 0-3 team.Though I do think there's no reason VRS shouldn't have live updates. So f0ze wouldn't have had to abandon Bucharest.
karrigan outcalled all of those IGLs btw, it just so happens that those teams like EYEBALLERS have more talent than f0ze...
>>2329620Yeah 3 BO3s in a row is unlikely. F0zehaterchads can sleep soundly tonight.
replace b0tky with JW and faze win the major
>>2329706Where the fuck did Alliance even come from all of a sudden? I remember they were a big team in Apex Legends.
it just so happens you can't post a single clip that would make karrigan look badall you can point at is the bad results of the team overall, which is unrelated to any of my posts since I never made a case for faze being a good team deserving to win any of those matcheswhole lotta off-topic
f0ze losing is off-topic in a cs thread hahaaah
>>2330011Changes were made because teams who lost early had prizepool added to their VRS which had some early eliminations overtake teams that were still in the LAN because of it, and even get invites because of the cutoffs were in the middle of a lan
>>2329820I don't see the point of LAN win caps. I get that it's to prevent local lan abuse but it will still promote more lans overall, cancelling out the negative effects.
>>2329902kek
>>2329949they are severely mentally illjust keep a safe distance and laugh at them from afar>>2329951yes, guardian deserved a majorb0tniggan deserves the gulag
>>2330017
>>2330024?that doesn't cancel out the negative effects at all?
>>2329980He's smiling though.
>>2329988>the reality shows that karrigan is still calling good and would upgrade: brollan, kyxsan, hooxi and maj3r (even if remaining turks have to go to english)genuinely......what are b0tniggan fans huffing?
>>2330032he is unaware of what the future holds
karrigan got outcalled by Hooxi on ancient in the Cluj elimination game so hard that it was painful to watch, but this autist karrigan defender would probably go round by round and claim every round was lost because someone didn't win his duel kek. the amount of copium for defending karrigan this hard is off the charts, Faze doesn't have a decent map pool for over a whole year, actually fuck map pool, a fucking home MAP. but i think it's mainly all the other guys problem, definitely not karrigan.
>>2330023Then add in the prizepool changes after the tournament concludes? Seems senseless to hold off the live VRS updates till the tournament ends.
>>2330037>Then add in the prizepool changes after the tournament concludesPrize pool accounts for a lot of VRS (head2head, bounty offered, bounty claimed etc.), so this is just half-assing everything in the end
>>2330017nigga stop coping>>2327950
>>2330037if you delay it for one, you have to do that for all of them
>>2330030everyone's going to make their own local lan and abuse it so it would cancel out the negative effects>if everyone's cheating no one is
>>2330037Still adding matches mid tournament can have similar effects, like groups being over multiple days some teams would get a chance to have more matches than others. To fix that would require actual coordination between Valve and TOs which is not their MO
>>2330040they won an event after that by the way
>>2330040IGLs arent suppose to kill.... they use their brain to win without killing
>>2330044stop shifting the goal posts nigger you asked for a clip >>2330017 and I gave it to you
>>2330047you just posted more stats, not a clip of karrigan getting outcalled
>>2330017What's fattigan's job on f0ze? IGL. What's an IGL supposed to do? Make the team win. And the team is not the worst. Twistzz, Frozen, Broky and Jcobb. But they are losing to tier 3 teams. So yes, it's fattigan's fault.
IEM Chengdu 2024the last event f0ze took home first place
>>2330040the funniest thing about this is even without karrigan being as shit as he was, Navi would still have won that game because they won banana almost every round they challenged for it and managed to convert that into rounds, but that's totally not outcalling and outstratting karrigan, no no
>>2330052>And the team is not the worststatistically the worst awper and entry in all of top 30
>>2330050>clip of karrigan getting outcalled>>2326480>>2330054honestly I think that nigger is just baiting at this point>>2330055Okay so why did they lose to Eyeballers? Tyloo? PUA? Fnatic?
>>2330056>Eyeballers? Tyloo? PUA? Fnatic?all of those teams are more talented at every position than f0ze, except IGL of course
>>2330056all you posted is results, againdo you not understand the assignment?>Okay so why did they lose to Eyeballers? Tyloo? PUA? Fnatic?because the team is horrible
>>2330058kek you predicted it >>2330059
I wonder what kind of "person" defends fattigan this vehemently. Is it a boomer who doesn't want to let go of the good ol' days? Is it a hippo who feels pride in the fatty representation? Is it a noob who has to larp as an igl to cope with his lack of skills?
>>2330060as I already said here >>2329959faze have no floor due to having two gaping holes in places of two most important piecesyou don't need to have zero be better than twistzz when jamyoung gaping jcobbb is more than enough to make your strats fall flat
>>2330064Before I engage your bait any further, tell me which one it is >>2330062
IGL has no impact on the outcome of the game, the more talented team (EYEBALLERZ) will win every time. That is not to say that karrigan is a bad IGL, of course he isnt, its just that his calls are not being understood by the team because they speak different languages and cannot carry the order out effectively.>b-but f0ze is basically playing 4v5 because even though the IGL of the opposing team is giving sub-par calls, at least he is fragging most of the time. b0ttigan is always bottom of the leaderboardDont care. IGL calls, not kills.
>>2330062pastor enlightening the uneducated masses>baitbecause you can't provide a counter that isn't stats or results because you don't watch the games?
>>2330069Make up your mind.>IGL is not importantOkay replace fattigan, he can't kill.>IGL is importantOkay replace fattigan, he can't call.>2330072 (((You)))
>>2330069man makes up a scenario vaguely based on my posts and wins the argument against himself
>>2330075IGL is important in a functioning teamfaze have no floor so not one IGL will be an improvement, thus making -karrigan a lateral move that would leave one of the gaps still open
>the more talented team (EYEBALLERZ) will win every time>he earnestly responds to this kek
>>2330080>earnestlywords don't have a meaning nowadays?
>-karrigan>+anybody>team is now playing 5v5 instead of 4v5>this is a lateral move
>niggas who defend b0tniggan
>>2330083Yeah they're baiting, I'm not going to waste anymore time with them. F0ze is going to get raped tomorrow anyways and we won't have to talk about them for at least 2 months, good riddance.
Based hen1 and felps completing the first step of total l0qu0d and f0ze death
yall niggas aint supposed to reply to bait seriouslymfs dumb around here
>team with top10 startvs>brand new VRS teamwonder what happened there...
>>2330083they are playing 2v5 in terms of fragging, making it a "3v5" (imaginary scenario) is a lateral move because the most important pieces are ghost>>2330090and so he fledunable to refute anything and operating within the realms of a strawman, wishful thinking and ad hominem
You are brown.
>>2330096fokus have an amazing entry and an okay awper100 thieves have an amazing entry and an okay awperfaze have a horrible entry and a horrible awper
>>2329998never mind furia going 0:2
>>2330090thank god
>>2330105Fluke result, not their norm, and Furia is at 1775 VRS and will be in Stage 3 (inb4 Americas region cope 1775 points would be Stage 3 even in Europe) and did not lose a Draculan.
Furia has won an event in the past 2 years
>>2330109it's rather because>b8: yekindar (entry) played bad in map 1 and 3, molodoy (awper) played bad in map 1>3dmax: yekindar played bad in map 1, molodoy played bad in map 1 and 2see the pattern?
>>2330113I see one team is in Stage 3 and one is fighting for their life at HLC Belgrade PRO (kek) 2026
remember when Faze had Elige and he was one of the best rated T side riflers and the team was only slightly less shit than now? i wonder who's responsibility that falls on kek
>>2330117do NOT remind them about this he had bad vibes so he had to go
>>2330117broky'sremember when elige and s1mple were both in a team and that team made major playoffs on their first try?
>-el1ge and s1mple>+b0tky and jc0bb what kind of fucking idiot would make this move kekw
whoever the faze team manager iseveryone has been swearing karrigan is not gming since -broky, so...
faze have the lowest opk % but #11 highest 4v5 winrate% in top 20masterful calling from mr. finn andersen despite having training weights on his early game planning
>>2330118yeah and then karrigan called broky back into the team in the middle of the Major, truly a move for history
>>2330129don't forget kicking rain for no reason
>>2330130actually it wasn't no reason it was because he was open to IGL'ing and could have been his replacement
>>2330128heh... wonder why
>>2330132hooxi has 0.04 more rating and astralis are #10 in opk %don't see the correlation
>>2330134Hooxi is a good IGL
>>2330135your entry or awper landing the first shot is not related to calling
>putting your entry in position to succeed is NOT the igls jobalso wasnt jc0bb brought into faze because he had insane mechanical talent?
>>2330144>>putting your entry in position to succeed is NOT the igls jobfaze are #10 in flash assists, what else do they need? someone to bait?>also wasnt jc0bb brought into faze because he had insane mechanical talent?and he turned out to be trash unable to adapt to any role given to him, what's your point?
>yeki under jame = top 2 entry in the world>yeki under twostzz = washed up dogshit player, will be lucky to play in t2 >yeki under fallen = top 2 entry in the worldinteresting
>>2330152Yekindar was so fucking bad it legit made me think his career was doneI wonder if the same kind of revival can happen to Ax1le. even Godwoo embraced him recently when they were asked about players with unfullfilled potential.
>>2330152but unrelated because there's a lot of good entries under bad iglsxantares w maj3r, donk w chopper/magixx, matys w hunter, latto w art
>>2330161unrelated to what
>>2330163unrelated to the obvious "le bad igl means le bad entry" implication
>>2330168oh its the f0zekek. what does yeki's amazing career revival have to do with your shit team? kek dumbass nigga
>>2330172>replies one minute after my post on the topic of igls and entires with the same cancer "slang">dude my post totally wasn't relateddishonest behavior
>>2330173kek the f0ze downfall has really got you seeing ghosts. More sensitive than that chinese guy arent you
I never understood why people support orgs over players. If my cutie goat donk left Spirit I would start hatewatching those faggots
Gaimin Gladiators won!HEN1 pulled two 1.50 games to kick Liquid out of the Major, absolutely based
>>2330190I just don't have that l0qu0d hate in me anymore. Especially with my rotund goat m0lbs on it.>>2330184>I never understood why people support orgs over players.npcs>>2330177I miss /ourchink/ wonder where he went after the shartening
>>2330224I'll hate liquid until they drop all the poorlacks, showing true commitment to the region rather than a cynical last second switch
>>2330224I like Malbs too but it's for the best. they still have plenty of tournaments lined up to bounce back
>>2329976They ended on bad terms because s1mple is a shit teammate and a mental midget rager and that pissed off rain super hard (its in their documentary)
>>2330035Nuke was our shit. But its now gone since this death spiral started.
>>2330260Imagine the kind of piece of shit you'd have to be to piss off RainGOAT of all people.p0mple
Is animgraph2 a meme or will it save cs2
>>2330117elige is probably the guy whining about faze ittgo win some trophies instead of posting on a lithuanian frenulum piercing forum
Why are the Chinese so good at cheating?
>>2330311subhuman mentality of winning by all means
>>2330307
>>2330260>that pissed off rain super hard (its in their documentary)where?
>>2330323Its in one of these 2, can't remember which one:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHA__FsRsWwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxzOVm2v1Cw
>>2330329>>2330323Ok was watching a bit and its this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHA__FsRsWwThe bad blood starts at the Faze vs Legacy section
Donk (28 Big events played)6 Big events above 1.50 rating (21.4%)13 Big events above 1.40 rating (46.4%)16 Big events above 0.90 KPR (57.1%)NiKo (112 Big events played)2 Big events above a 1.50 rating (1.8%)5 Big events above a 1.40 rating (4.4%)4 Big events above a 0.90 KPR (3.5%)HOW IS CHOKO IN GOAT RIFLER DEBATES LOL!!!
obviously insincere posts from post-covid audience segment is not live until tomorrow, you're early
>>2330371f0zegenerouswoogodwoohumblewookwabkeksp0r0tl0qu0df0ttigan
>>2330368Literally nobody calls Niko the goat rifler. it's between donk and ropz
your favorite team is getting raped by tyloo
>>2330335faze literally died because they cared more about good vibes than performing well.
Most important match in the history of counter-strike.
jks needs to retire and commit suicide
FlyKwablmao kwab!
>liquid fucked even after pulling the biggest vrs shenanigans of the season>american hours is nothing but trolls trying to keep all eyes on fazewhy am I not surprisedanyway, flyquest looks to be getting rapedwould a tournament win here even change anything for them vrs-wise? or are they just fucked either way?
>>2330451only for seeding
>>2330474boring final thenguess I'll watch pgl until hlc starts
15 mins until reckoning
>>2330491it starts hereit will end in the major finals
>>2330492Its over bro, just let it go. I know it, you know it, this is the end. Its for the best, hopefully after they bomb out of here and PGL we get a swift bench of broky and hopefully jcobb. They also need to send ash the paycheck asap before he gets snatched.And with that hopefully a new faze will rise from the ashes.
>>2330492Frozen instant transfer to...?
FUT are absolutely pummeling NRG to the point of ridicule kek, it's like a pro team vs faceit stack
>>2330495>not believing till it's absolutely over>wanting a "new" fazewe are not alike
>>2330497FUT
Oh oh, not looking good with that mirage pick...
LET GO FAZE CLAN*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
New low for 3dmax reached
Up the Klan!
>>2330509What happened? I'm watching faze right now
Good pistol lads keep it up
>>2330511They lost a map to timbermen
THROW YOUR FAZE HANDSIGNS UP
>>2330515Timbermen you say? Not as bad as glue factory workers
>>23305186 7
V O C AOCA
Based on what I'm seeing right now, faze is not winning three bo3's today
Wake up frozen..
>>2329468that French LAN has a team with a girl in the upper bracket final currently playingeven l0quid wouldn't be able to fuck that upfor their laziness they deserve to miss the major
its over
I'm turning off the stream
faze lost a round 4v2
The face of project hail mary is ghosting hard
MokuGOD is DESTROYING FAZE. This guy used to play with the GOAT kyousuke on Spirit Academy.
im going to go masturbate and then sleep and they will have won the whole thing once i wake up
>>2330537he'll wake up when he's most needed (taking down big in the final)let jcobbb and karrigan take out the lesser teams
Frozen is ghosting, and he's ghosting really really fucking hard right now...
>>2330541>GOAT kyousukeI know you're shitposting but really, kyousucky of all people? Come on now
>>2330551COPE
End of the road for faze
>>2330551Yeah my bad. I went too far
HES WAKING UPHIS COFFEES KICKING IN
>>2330556HE JUST WOKE UPITS RAPE TIME
im doing the faze handsign so hard in the mirror
is mokujin a tranny?
Even if Faze somehow make the final of this tournament they will just get man handled by blameF. Not looking good Fazers
How do I get a perfect hairline like broky's?
never in doubt
f0zeposter awfully quiet...
>>2330584just move a couple of intelligence points towards charisma
aieeeeeeeeeee twistzzz you jobber
why the fuck would you jump window anyway after making noise?
>>2330592paid actor
twistzz you cute handsome jobber
Not the cleanest win, but I'll take it
thanks to cybershoke for making it exciting while faze warmed up
>>2330592retardation only a moskal with fetal alcohol syndrome could achieve
masterclass Mirage from faze, you don't want faze to make the major couse you're scared!
jabbi is owning hard right nowgood entertainment between faze matches
elige and niko will team up to get their first major
which player(s) is/are an incel
>>2330616mouz niggas, maybe
>>2330616it's not involuntary if all you do is play cs all day
>>2330616>ropz>brokythey saw what pussy did to twistzz
time for some real men to be in the scene
nice double from femanonbut this is faze's map, even if they didn't pick it
the vegan twister has awoken
>broky is getting out-awped by tier-5 teamgrim
BROKYWOO
GODKYYyYYYYYY
>>2330632WHO NEEDS AWPS ANYWAY???
MY FUCKING RETARDDDDDDDDDD
faze up, bitch
bad sprays all around
>broky 1v3goes for it>cybershoke 2v3saves
SEND THESE RUSKIS HOME
>>2328522Its over, its SO over
ooooooh boy
very faze ending
FAZE IS BACK BABY
1 DOWN2 TO GO
PROJECT HAIL MARY STATUS?
>confience back>vibes immaculate>frozens and twistzzs aim sharp>karrigan fragging>broky and jcobbb>major hopes still alive#Fazeup
NAbros... we are so fucking back
https://x.com/FaZeEsports/status/2040723683753234710Holy shit literally just like the zywoo transfer vs parivisonMy fucking retard...
Faze OWNING vs tier 4 team
#HooxUp
kyousuke tiktoks are so gay. niko really does only hire fags to his teams. m0nesy and now kyousuke. This is why he hasn't got donk yet because donk has a gf
#AstralisUp
>>2330685>This is why he hasn't got donk yet because donk has a gfLet us hope NiKo fixes that
Hooxibros...
Time to watch THE goat
>>2330685saudi agents are on the job, injecting estrogen into donk's foodtrust the process
>>2330700Goatwoo is playing?!
>>2330700hooxi's been playing for a while now bro
I unironically think Hooxi is cute, I'd slap his tubby belly
bcniggas aren't speaking english 100% of the time?
Do faze need to win hlc or are they clear for stage 1 no matter what now?
>>2330377blud popped his ultforgot about n0k0, f0llen and may0nesy doe
>>2330709They need to win HLC and they will qualify 100% from that. They'll still have a chance if they shit on all the tier 3 teams and lose to BIG, but I think that depends on other teams' results or something.
>>2330709they have to win and k27 has to job their lan
>>2330570I might hate f0ze but I absolutely detest b0tf
>>2330588just woke up lil nihalso idk why you keep insisting it's just me there are at least 5 unique f0ze haters
>>2330676once f0ze kick b0tniggan my king br1ky will claim his rightful place as the best awper of all time
Now that nemiga and hotu fucked up it looks like f0ze will go to the major even if they lose to b0g clan in the finalis that right?
$uicideboy$ are outsinners, alliance, big and faze remain in contention for 2 major spots
and k27 is out toohttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2392895/k27-vs-bet-m-mpkbk-cis-lan-season-4it's all up to you 1llw1ll
Faze fucking WONFaze DESERVES their major spot
>>2330727nofaze need to win as they have the biggest deficitbig need to go at least 3rdsinners need faze 2nd or worsealliance need everyone to lose
>>2330735Wait so if BIG goes 3rd place or better, Faze is fucked? Not looking good for Karrigan...
I'd love Faze to qualify just to lose every single game in the major because they clearly don't belong there
>>2330737They will mog FQ, Tdu, Tyloo, LV
>all opponents getting rapeddamn Fazebros, it really was that easy
>>2330730
>>2330730>>2330740WW wins the whole thing then disband because they would rather stream faceit
>>2330735So if BIG bombs out in the semis, f0ze is fucked right? They have to pray BIG wins and they win the semis AND they win against BIG in the finals, correct?Is there any condition in which they don't qualify even after winning Belgrade?>>2330738TDU will gape fattigan's fat hairy bussy>>2330740>>2330741what are these phony russian lans bruh so many teams that you've never even heard of, surely it's all 322 right?
>>2330738Not sure, I can see them losing to all of them.
kl1mple is pretty good
>>2330750G2 never should've let him go
The GOAT is having another meltdown over this portuguese shitters on his team.
>>2330746nobig losing right now is beneficial for faze since they'll only need to pass alliance, which they'll do in all cases of winningalso because you've never heard of them doesn't mean those are "phony" teamsall teams up until novaq are well-known in the tier-2 ru scene
The GOAT is getting raped...
>>2330753I didn't say the teams were phony I said this tournament was phony. Pretty much all these teams are owned by gambling orgs. You can't tell me they're not 322'ing hard. I'm obviously not well versed in the RU T2 scene but the only teams I'd heard of were Nemiga and HOTU and they got raped by these lesser known teams. You can't tell me this is all legit especially since we know how common matchfixing is in T2 in every country not just Russia.
Goatwoo must be laughing so hard rn
The bcgame situation is ridiculous
What if Vitality decide not to play at the major? Hmmm?
>>2330764it would not be a major then
>>2330765Now that's trve impvct.
>>2330760k27 is a small org with no betting partnertdk is orgless benched prosww is ex-pros and streamers mixbet-m is ex-rush bsparta is 2021 entropiqarcred is uzbek org with no betting partnernovaq is adren's orgif those teams are "322" then literally everyone in tier-2 is, meaning you're a crying bettor or equivalent to them
VINTAGE ELECTRONIC
>>2330758
>>2330768>then literally everyone in tier-2Yes that's literally what I'm saying. Are you really going to sit here and pretend that not everyone outside of the global top 30 ISN'T matchfixing? No I'm not a bettor and I'm certainly not crying, stop projecting.
what is it about cs fans and talking about rape
>>2330768>literally everyone in tier-2 iswell yeah, thats the reputation tier 2-3 has, i personally don't think everyone is throwing all the time buuuuuuuuuuuut
>>2330774rape is cs culture
Damn BCG are CLUTCH...
>>2330773>Are you really going to sit here and pretend that not everyone outside of the global top 30 ISN'T matchfixingThere's no pretending if you're not paranoid and repeating the same bullshit underage bettors are spoutingVery convenient that teams instantly distance themselves from alleged radar-hackers and matchfixers as soon as one accusation is thrown yet continue "matchfixing" in closed qualifier to a tier-1 lan
>>2330780>paranoidNigga are you serious? You claim to be so knowledgeable and well versed in T2 CS but you're telling me you don't know anything about the matchfixing?>alleged radar-hackers and matchfixers as soon as one accusation is thrownDo they? Also it seems these accusations are reserved for only the most retarded and blatant fixers. If you do it subtly and smartly you won't get caught.>tier-1 lanAre you talking about MPKBK?
S1mple didn't fall for the GoyStrike X2 meme (respect)
>>2330778They got a good t side on Ancient, but will choke at the end watch.
wow theyre unlucky a sfuck
FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK
sit the fuck down bbc gaming s1ss1
The GOAT....
>>2330791...is ZywOo.
zywoo can easily carry BCG to cologne major
blameF is cumming for us fazebros
>>2330783>you don't know anything about the matchfixing?I am not stupid enough to call all of them matchfixers >Do they?Yes? nifee was benched months before his ban, MaSvAI and bullet distanced themselves from h1te, synyx and vert as soon as they went big with magic, oxygeN is unemployed, nEMANHA stuff was all baseless in the end>If you do it subtly and smartly you won't get caught.Isn't that just convenient, if you get caught then you just did it stupidly unlike everyone else is
oh nononono
faze gonna go from losing in grand finals today to flying out tomorrow and isntantly losing to bc game too
Dude bc game doesnt even fist bump after winning rounds
>>2330821basedwho needs that corny shit anyways
>>2330822I do...
>>2330821They all hate each other, i feel really bad for portuguese, s1mple wasted all of their VRS lol
>>2330830they traded it for a lot of money who cares
>>2330820kek>>2330822c0pe nigga
>>2330803>is that a veteran IGL nEMANHA???>noooooooooo, I surrenderwhy is Faze like this?
Why is HLTV lying?
NA insider here, originally part of the wildcard contract was you could bang amouranth. this was supposed to draw in more players for less salary but literally everyone said no
>>2330850You couldn't pay me to touch that HIV ridden cumrag.
s1mple...
>s1mple missing easy shotsit's so over
kek "goat" awper missing when it matters as usual
>>2330854kek fatty fuck can't even get his fat hippo fingers up to do the sign correctly
>randomly jumping around and noscopingkek p00ple
>>2330855>>2330858apologise
>>2330830they did the right thing qbth, they knew their value and took advantage of itits not like they are now allowed to team up again after BCG kick them
What did PGL mean by this?
>>2330864
6 am on a sunday and nigga is typing p00ple
-nertz +insani-paypal + kl1mple>>2330859MIBR threw that round. They had a full belt of utility but didn't use shit, just threw 2 flashes and went in. P0mple just got lucky.
>>2330864Muttnigger.
>>2330864mutt's law
>>2330868>>2330869stop seething p00plecucks it's a joke
>>2330870Faggot.
>>2330864gemmy
why is this retarded obese alcoholic trying to noscope, he could have easily gotten more kills just by going for proper shots
Jame Time
bro........please lose weight wtf
>>2330875its called style lil son son. new gens wouldnt understand
>>2330873meltie
>>2330879sad how it all turned out for zeus, used to love him
Time to watch bcgame look like headless chickens
shat on
GOATple chads are here
the portguese really put the being carried in BC game
Just get rid of chinese counter-strike, holy shit3 forfeits in a row and Lynn Vision get to go to the majorHow is this allowed? Ban the country
>>2330917shut the fuck up bruce
>>2330917look at this shitit's disgusting
>>23309226 GAMES MEANT TO BE PLAYED4 FORFEITSWHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>>2330917>>2330922>>2330925kek what the fuck is this shitwhy are they even forfeiting are they really that bad at fixing? they can't put up a convincing throw performance?
i saw some improvement from parivision yesterday, they played really aggressive, snappy, jame was ghosting a little but everyone else was present, they were AWARE.Now they look lost and clueless again, extremely passive, jame is ghosting, xielo as well. i hope they play better on T side.but this is really bad
>runs in, flashes himself, and diesliterally me
>>2330930pretty sure forfeiting cancels bets so it's okay, unlike throwing which is actually illegal
Greedy fuck
>>2330917But what does forfeiting even get LVG? Haven't they already earned enough points to qualify? So this forfeit might have been genuine?
>>2330925>>2330930They can pretend to play but why waste time? realistically what do you do about this? Ban china? not an option, ban teams? Maybe but thats as good as banning china.Limit forfeits? They will just play half assed games and throw
NGL this might've been the most entertaining few days in CS in a while. The absolute mad scramble to make it to Cologne. Niggas double signing up for tournaments, creating local lans, throwing so their fellow countrymen can make it. It's all very entertaining indeed.>>2330938Valve should do something about it. They were mad uppity about muh integrity when they banned ibp.
>>2330917lol seething
>>2330942you are not /ourchink/, you will never be him
>>2330938>ban teamsyes, 100% should be done. china can get other players that have some integrity instead
>>2330917>>2330922LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOChinese can NOT stop cheating
>>2330946its china they will just throw bitch fit and start seething
kek I want faze to make it to the pgl bucharest and eliminate bc games on their first game
>>2330937i think it has something to do with if they beat RA, RA lose VRS points and then an australian team overtakes them so china loses a spot in the MRQ? I think? Thats my understanding from what I read
>>2330937Wonder if it has something to do with bettors being paid out and shit. If its a forfeit the match didn't happen?
>>2330953what? RA is nowhere near the major contention race, the asia invites were decided with the conclusion of the xse gangkui cupthere's no MRQ bruh did you just wake up from 2022?
>>2330797>nEMANHA stuff was all baseless in the endlol what
>>2330957idk brother thats what I saw on twitter
>>2330959NIGGA WHERE DID YOU GET MRQ FROM WTF
wh1ffmple
>>2330917>>2330922LV won an entire LAN play-off without playing a single map? lol
Planting still gives you money no? Even if you lose by time, why not plant anyway?
>>2330917>>2330922damn that's krazy (the situation, not the player)
>>2330964not worth the risk of losing your weapons and armor after timealso most pros are just retards
>>2330960i am retarded i was thinking of this post >>2328532which was talking about a previous scandal. sorry homie. i think it still has something to do with getting another chinese team through to the major this time though
>>2330958he was called a radar hacker for months before he went on lan and turned out to be good
IT'S OVER
>>2330917Jamyoung was too ill to play this LAN against LV, but was healthy enough to play against FlyQuest in the grand final of another Chinese LAN a couple hours ago.Guys, I think the Chinese are up to something
kek s0mplel
>>2330969>i think it still has something to do with getting another chinese team through to the major this time thoughWhich is what I'm saying, with SemperFi bombing out of this tournamenthttps://www.hltv.org/events/9079/xse-gangkui-cup-season-2-finalsLVG's spot was guaranteed. They gain nothing from fixing this finalhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2392862/lynn-vision-vs-tyloo-yuqilin-pinnacle-of-battle-season-3
NO MORE CHINESE TEAMS IN THE MAJOR UNTIL WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON - President Donald J Trump
fucking s1mple lmao.just fucking back off after you got two kills lmao
>>2330973you don't understand, they were coughing and felt chest tightnesschest tightness is probably from guilt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7EWon their major spot fair and square
uh oh p00ple fakegoat bros, how will we cope now? we lost to brazil's 4th best team.....
>>2330981KEK
>>2330981Jamyoung only had enough energy today to play against whiteyPrease understand
>>2330987penalcolonynigs are not white
>>2330976this is the VRS after the forfeit wins.they got 45 points from tyloo44 from tyloo again (upper bracket final and grand final)36 from RA for a total of 125so if you take the 125 from their current VRS they would be below FlyQuest and miss the invite. My grasp on VRS is pretty poor and idek if the numbers im getting from HLTV are accurate so maybe im wrong.
>>2330992wait no even this doesnt make sense cos without the points they'd still qualify. maybe they wanted the safety net? do thunder down under have more points they can get?
mald time
>>2330994>>2330992The Chinese are natural born cheats but today's match fixing didn't really change anything with the major invites. If SemperFi didn't job to Rare Atom it would have mattered.
>>2330992>>2330994Semperfi was the only non chink team that could've disrupted them. They lose to RAhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2392687/semperfi-vs-rare-atom-xse-gangkui-cup-season-2-finalsAfter which point LVG was guaranteed a major spot. Not even losing to Tyloo could change that.
jame is really fucking mad lol
ts is too easy
Tyloo's social credit was too low so they had to take one for the CCP
>>2330981they got uberkanker after playing one whole bo3very sad =(
>>2331000If Tyloo's players are too sick to play they should be replaced in the Major by the team who's 6th in the Rest of the World VRS
AW will humble BIg
last 3 months: 1.17 ratingelec: 1.09krazy: 0.94aragornn: 0.87mutiris: 0.89
>>2331010last 3 months is owning!!
>mongolz are just asian mouz >why would you say that? >ton of playoffs, not wins THATS LITERALLY EVERY TEAM ATM
>>2331015And for the next 5 years!
>>2331000beyond fixed, valve should just ban china
I finally got my dream AK:steam://run/730//+csgo_econ_action_preview%204B5B85FFDFF4F64A534C6BD149634E7B4F738B88D0BA480BD14A294E434B5BFA43294E434A5BFA43294E43495BFA43294E43485BFA4323C8CBCBCB473B438A5EE73F
>>2331017zywoo is not surviving another wife, its against nature
>>2331018Not gonna happen, it's their biggest market plus they have a bunch of majors planned plus the chinks are a bunch of whiny crybabies.
senzu awp is the worst meme ever
funny fact Eyeballers are sponsored by "Härryda Karlsson" who makes sausages, delicious!
>>2331026tab back in JW
>>2331026jesper is in danger
PUA won! Hope Senzu makes Cologne
bestia NO MAJOR AGAIN kwabliquid NO MAJOR kwabf0ze NO MAJOR kwab
JW is kind of sick
>>2331034So if PUA wins their next BO3, Faze is out?How's Liquid doing
>>2331034>>2331037I think liquid are in now that Passion UA and Sangal won, Sangal too low to get PUA over the line
>>2331034>>2331037>>2331043What? What did I miss?
>>23310441 point differencehttps://xcancel.com/MischiefCS2/status/2040804063718121481
>Liquid is in>Faze is outWhat do we call this
>>2331046Match forecast isn't 100% because of prizepool+head to head points aren't included, that would 100% put pua ahead of liquid
just stfu and believe in f4ze
>>2331048Also PUA has a LAN win to be refreshed, they will 100% be over liquid if they win, thats another +30
>>2331053Please give PUA the major spot. I can't handle another 3 months of Siuhy and Ultimate
>>2331050If Faze make the major, its another year of broky
JW missed 5 awp shots in a row...
#FaZeUp
There's a Pick Up Artists CS2 team now?
nemanha FUCKED us illwillbros... for FUCKING wildcard
>jw literally me
>>2331088................................
>>2331026send jw to the sausage factory.
>>2331088this is basically me every games. I think next time I'll try to miss on purpose then I'll one shot everybody
JGOATTT
https://nitter.net/ataldablair/status/2037970959580205331#m
>>2331120this will be zywoo and donk soon btw
>>2331121cope, nobody cars
JWashed
https://x.com/parivisiongg/status/2040742707161665577
not seeing any faze posting so i mguessing that theyre raping
>>2331130honestly this makes it worse, although puts dastans word into better perspective, half of them are scared and the other half is far too eager. Belchonok is explicitly told not to peek, he does anyway. I like James comment, dastan warned you zywoo would punish your mistakes, it happened, move on.
>>2331130>wait wait wait>belcho dont push>still pushesthese are pro players paid to play the game
smooya playing to be ultimate's sub fr
typed 'latvian loser needs to be kicked' in rlgcs chat and immediately got perma chatbannedjejing so hard rn, mods are lats i guess
dont worry guysclax's beautiful jawline will save liquid
>smooya
>>2331159wow epic
>>2331141and they are playing together better than many other pro teams, ceiling is still quite far ahead it seems
YESDIE LIQUIDDIE
>>2331190Fuck you
AWRAbros...
>>2331192lulquid bros praying for two bongers, two ruzzies, and a germ to beat a team with an actual NA playerironic
I didn't even see /ourguy/ Phy was casting this game
sup fatty
when is the official final cut off for Major spots? all this shit is too much to keep up with
so if faze beat big they're qualified for the major? they won't take part in the pgl bucharest then?
>>2331212there's nothing to fix
>pick anubis>totally lost on CT sidethank you pua, very nice
>>2331206benjamin finally getting his flowersyou love to see it
senwoo
>>2331010It's like having 3 brokys
unfortunately gr1ks visa was revoked and he was deported and blamef pulled a k0nfig, all totally real but BIG has decided to forfeit to f0ze also tabsen is feeling very sick
