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>>2364028Fuck off you thread splitting cunt
Posting in the legitimate thread
based no links chadfuck the /vg/ (reddit) op
>>2338858>>2338858>>2338858we're here
VITACHADS ARE HERE
>>2364028>off by 15 secondsyou win
Riobros, I kneel
>>2364056>lynched by angry brazilians after the matchvita"chads"
dumb cunt
where's my jimmy now?
pistol lost already? its joever
Is this the Vitality or Furia thread?
>>2364077yes
>>2364077it's a "fuck that dumb faggot that keeps complaining about threads" thread
>>2364028should've been Fallen in the OP
>>2364090Keep seething about Brazil,
presente
>Furia can only win by having skin of their teeth sweat lord clutches >Vitality wins rounds with extreme dominance Watching this is a waste of time
>>2364063solid 4/10
>>2364090there's a white people spot in america?nice
PRESENTE
>>2364090theyre italian and spanish which you mutts also consider "white"
>>2364090>chikaner arrivedBye, guys.
>>2364090>>2364102This is the very obvious 0tard trying to larps as the pol tard so that jannies clean it up. Give it a rest already.
>>2364111digits confirm
>>2364111he's so pathetic it's unreal
Those Splatoon gloves worn by Zywoo and Kcerato bother me greatly
Ancient is gonna be a brawl.
Seeing everyone fight over such a small thing is hurting meWe're supposed to be united! Not divided! Our GOAT ZywOo would not like this
Moloboy is fucking free
>>2364125not much of a brawl so farvitality looked extremely dominant even in two rounds they lost
>>2364126>Our GOAT ZywOoonly fat bastard doujin enjoyers like zywooapex is the main character of vitality
>fallen has fallen>billions must whiff awp shots
What does zywoo still need to achieve to be the GOAT?
>>2364136Cultural impact but unironically
>>2364136a normal BMI
Zywoo is so good man, he truly is the best playerno one will ever have game sense like him
>>2364136nothing, that's a reality
>>2364136he already ishe's just not anymore interesting than wet cardboardit's not a popularity competition - he'd have lost then
>>2364136he is already the goat of cs2
>>2364134Yeah, I wanna see donk lay on zywoo's fat bellyso what?
Zywoo laughing mid round lul
>>2364136a good dental surgeon
>>2364149>I wanna see donk lay on zywoo's fat bellysome ai anon is probably gonna make that reality nowthanks....
>>2364146cope. he was on par with s0mple in csgo and is far better than him in cs2 0+1 = 1
crowd woke up lol
nt robinson
>>2364160>he was on par with s0mple in csgonot even close lols1mple owned zypoo in 2020, 2021 and 2022
its kenny still the buttslut of that chinese billionaire
KennyS spotted
OH MAI GAHD, KENNYS?!
Pronax Fnatic are still the kings of hatewatch desu
how can zywoo be a cs goat when he isnt a goat in either CS hes played in? s1mple GO goat and donk CS2 goat
KennyS was in a random chink tournament too, what the hell is that guy doing here.
>>2364160nah, s1mple is the goat of csgo and it's not even closet. hated s1mple in csgo because of his attitude
holy shit
professor masterclass
Y E K I N D A REKINDAR
>>2364100You have never seen a vagina.
>>2364063THE BEAST OF ALL WORLDS!
okay now apex actually has to deliver with calls on T side
>>2364063colonized chicks do the ugly nose ring too? damn....she'd be a 9/10 brownie otherwise
why isn't ropz toggling yet? will he wait until half time?
>>2364183t. seething faggot
godzgodez
>expect the unexpected
>>2364063Nose rings have got to be the cringiest shit everUtterly repulse to look at and it must be horrible for hygiene
is molodoy retarded?
>>2364063>>2364204
>>2364205he is not ready that's for sure
>if only you knew....
>>2364063There's indians in brazil?
>>2364204i'm honestly surprised that i've never seen a booger on a nose ring, but women do spend a lot of time in front of the mirror i guess
>>2364204I prefer them over belly button piercings
>lost both pistolsmen, fuck off
2 chexx whores
>>2364228nah, those are hot
>>2364223Someone else just won a pair of transport moto gloves
baby goat decided to start playing
does the map shake every time zypoo's lardass hits the ground
ropz ragehx
>>2364192Only asians with their trad upbringing are safe from the mark of the liberal
>mologod has awokenum, vitasisters?
Stabz faze magic has ran out
NOT SO FAST GRINGOS
FURIA looking solid
>>2364228Imagining swapping my gf's belly piercing for a nosehook...yeah nah, button is cute and only I see it, nose is obnoxious
>the last map is dust2 I think vitality are contemplating whether they want to play more cs or not
The only piercings a woman should have should be earrings.
about time they actually gave the crowd a reason to cheer
>>2364247let it go lil bro
there's a small part of me that can believe Vitality gave Furia ancient to make things more exciting for the crowd because they know they're going to win anyways
exciting
dead cat bouncethis is over
molodoy really is retarded, isn't he?
>not firing when getting blindedis he stupid?
>>23642690 confidence
>>2364259how much coochie is molodoy gonna get tonight if furia win?
>>2364252I'll trade my belly ring for your gf
>crowd cheating againlolthey'll still lose
Holy crowd cheat
holy fuck what a round
cheating crowd baka my head
dabbed on
BASED CROWD CHEATERS
>calling that a clutchembarassing
man that crowd, I'm so glad furia is getting booted today
Peak yurih.
HOW DID YURIH KILL ZYWOO WTF
fallen deserves a little crowd cheat
HOLY SHIT WOO
GOATWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE GOAT (LMAO)
holy fucking zygod
The cheating crowd sure does get quiet when Zywoo gets a triple.
it's actually comical how quickly the crowd goes from 100 to 0 whenever the tide turns
anythingwoo
was just about to thank the crowd for getting us to map 3, and then this disgusting sack of lard shoves his french sausage up their assesgg
zogwoo would look at home on mouz
>>2364303like in real sports
>>2364309we wouldn't know
>>2364307honestly if the vitality roster was on mouz i would fucking love itthe most auraless team / player shitstomping the scene
molodoy is ultimate but from Kazakhstan
>favela economybye furia
Now comes the killing blow
molodoy is choking hard
>>2364312apEX is one of the moust soulful guys on the scene, be for real
its over
GG for GOATalityCommiserations to FURIA, of courseBut GOATwoo is le GOAT
kwab
expected
molodoy is actually mentally and emotionally broken, what the fuck
>>2364323He's the only one with any soul or aura on the team tbf
it's over...
Presented without comment.
I mean vitality will run over spirit so this is looking like a grand slam
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SEETHING MACACOS
>>2364334>NoseringDisgusting.
>Falcons v FURIANiko should lifegame to make it even worse kek
>>2364323Vitality haters are all huffing copium 24/7 bro don't expect them to make sound points about anything
spirit will just get gaped as usual, worst final
zzzwake me up when Karrigan is on Falcons
>>2364337Hey I remember you from the other thread.
no one is going to show up for the final lmao
Yep.KINGwoo.
>>2364338it's kyxsan's last game on falcons. He's the one who's gonna lifegame
ggVitality is the GOAT team, going for ancient revenge in such an arena is 100% balls
>could have gone both wayskek
HOLYYY FUCK THE SILENCE KEKLKKKKKKKKKKLL
>>2364343>the other threadyou remember him from this one...
>>2364332ropz has some aura but yeah apex is the only reason no one calls them yellow MOUZ
>>2364345the state of molodoy bruh
God i love being french
>>2364346that's one ugly mf lmao
>>2364345>19 kills in 2 maps>0.56It's time to reconsider some decisions
>>2364345The Ghost of Kazakhstan
to the brazilians in this thread:you lost LOL
if only that little kazakh choker would have played normallyi hope they make the transfer quickly-molodoy+woxic2 majos in a row
why are the casters never on camera?
>>2364345the WOO rapes and colonizes
>>2364345>gringos
fuck you Ynk you cynical depressing faggotNiko lost you nigger
who's getting more death threats rn, apex or molodoy?
>>2364371>threatsI don't think those brown psychos waste time on threatening them
>>2364345how will ner0 steal it this time?
>>2364361>+woxicI'm a Furia fan, but really?
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3135370/bye-bye-monkeys Guys please stop doing this.
>>2364376go back hltvmonkey
>>2364376Kek.
>>2364353oh... Its late here, I can't remember which threads are which
if Spirit lose the final I will get a girlfriend this year
zywoo turned furia into sopa de macaco today.
>>2364376Argies really have a chip in their shoulders against macacos>>2364384Nice mix of pessimism and optimism fren
based flamez wearing camera glasses for his vlog
>>2364375if the rumors are true then they are making the transfer with aurora, and i dont think they are gonna transfer someone else that is not the awper. so its surely woxic. who else could replace molodoy? broky? nqz?
>>2364395>for his vlogyou mean for his freya tributes
>>2364399I mean, is that really an upgrade?
>looks like it could be a blast (on paper)>will be a fucking 3-0 snorefest I hope we at least get one ot or something.
>>2364294zywoo missed his shot
>>2364407spirit will win
>Flamez already has 15 tier 1 trophiesfucking hellfor comparison Niko is on 18
>>2364400based
>>2364410Silver is a decent participation trophy suitable for Spirit.
>>2364407spirit gets the crowd buff+cheatmight be enough to get us to map3
>>2364410and I will be maidenless for 2026
>>2364421We're getting to map3 anyway though? Personally, I don't think crowd will be that interested in the series. They were kind of dead until furia showed up.
>>2364427I believe in the macaco's ability to hatewatch
>>2364427you're underestimating how asshurt the crowd will be after todaythey'll cheer for furia's pity match, then they'll do anything they can to ruin vitality's day
>>2364431Nah, they barely showed up way back when.
tomorrow I want furia to win with molodoy pulling a 3.6 rating while standing up after every rounds won
>>2364435>no pity match for furiathey'll be there tomorrow. At least more than usual
I wonder how that girl is feeling right now
>>2364439probably pain from the rape she's receiving after leaving the stadium at night
>>2364447meant for >>2364441
mezii better fucking step up, dude has the same rating as apex in the playoff this year. fucking major playoff babby.
>>2364441stuffing her ugly acne riddled obese face with food probably
>>2364454he's a big game player, and so far all these lans have been just kid's play
>>2364454>mezii better fucking step up, he doesn't need to, Vitality wins 3-0 with him just going 1 for 1 on his end of the mapit's not a post against mezii or anything, that's just the reality. they don't need 5 players all playing lights out.
>>2364404yes? a decent consistent awper is better than having this choker lifegaming 5 times per year and then play worse than the igl who is pushing 40 and is a rifleri\ve never seen woxic doing this type of retardation, even broky who is a giga retard doesnt do this type of shit.
>>2364454>dude has the same rating as apex in the playoff this yearand it's decent 1.02 with great 1.07 on CT sideare we serious
Sotf1k is THE answer btw.
why haven't the mods deleted my thread yet?if I'm gonna have to recycle it while the linkfag cries I'm gonna die of laughterI guess mods are busy since israel is at war
Why don't I see zywoo or apex or other vitaniggas brandish the flags of their home countries but some other players feel the need to do that?
>>2364490the only country to be proud to be from would be Estonia
>>2364490honest neutral answer: because their countries need it more in those/these times
>>2364490brandishing your flag is gay if you play in an international team. 3rd worldniggers show their flags to cope.
>>2364490national pride is frowned up in EUbest example is britain(nuh they're not a member anymore - fuck off) where brandishing the flag gets you labeled as a racist bigot
>>2364497>up inupon*
>>2364490>brandish Isreali flag>get onetapped IRL
>>2364504imagine....we could have lefty loons storming the stage to protest jews instead of random betting sites paying niggers to do it
tomorrow Mathie' Bal will humble d2nk forever
>>2364490"colonizers" flags are forbidden
what if spirit win tomorrow? hally is in danger?
>>2364517>Mathie' Bal>d2nkI knew the d2nk spamming retard was a post-soviet faggot. This you lil' bro >>2364492 ?
>>2364497Only in first world eu countries
>>2364545they'll just pretend its "hally's system" last time mouz looked genuinely good was when xyp9x was behind them btw for the quarters and semis at that blastthen sycrone stepped in for grands and they lost
>>2364553trueexcept for germany, all previous soviet shitholes went in the other direction
Congratulations tN1R
>>2364583donk died?
>>2364604
>>2364604who're the other four?
hate the french but watching the monkeys fall on their face is always hilarious
Why the fuck are navi loaning jL instead of just bringing him back?
>>2364617stop being full of hate
First woman to defeat cucktality
>>2364631The WOO will devour that fat boy's anus right after he gapes Donkey's bussy wide open
>>2364641>The WOOOh, the NoBiologicalFatherWoo?
>>2364631Heh first time I saw him I thought "wow there are women playing in top tier cs teams"
>>2364631Our lesbian :)
I wish I could say I'm excited for tomorrow but I am not at all excited for it.
>>2364631It's over bro.
>>2364692good to see him still trolling after this horrendous igl stintthis should fuel copers and hopers
>>2364631why is this nigger dying his hair black, why is he so fucking obsessed with uzbekistan, he is literally from moscow.related unrelated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS9t6j-640Q
>>2364765yov wouldn't g3t 1t
>>2364767ofc i wouldnt get it i fucking hate chinks, niggers and browns. dying your hair black is like getting ace of spades tattoo fucking magixx cuck queen
>>2364774>getting ace of spades tattoobased
>>2364774>dying your hair black is like getting ace of spades tattooThe absolute state of polniggers.
>>2364789dying you hair blond is the game, just in general dying your hair is cuck behavior
>>2364467does he think yuurih is covering?
>>2364467You dont understand he was crying when fallen said he is leaving...
I fragged in that last thread.
>2025 and before: played ancient once >2026: best ancient player
>4 bo3s>3 out of 4 bo3s played on dust and mirage back to back>furia is the only team that reached double digits against their opposition>vitality lost 30 rounds across 4 games played on 4 different maps against #2 and #4 >spirit lost 24 rounds across 4 games played on 2 different maps against #5 and #8
>>2364825https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOAtz8xWM0w
spirit is such a useless gf opponent for vitality, it should have been falcons or furia
remember play like s1mple
>>2364931>it should have been falcons or furiayeah, and faze should've made the fucking majorif teams can't show up for 1 fucking important game they don't deserve shit
>>2364974>yeah, and faze should've made the fucking majorvery few are saying this
donk being sick and playing subpar multiple games is a strong signal Spirit has no chance tomorrow0.1% is if he pulls something like Jordan's "flu game" but even with that the rest of Vitality are just too good for Spirit
>>2364987have you ever had an original thought? not trolling, just curious
>>2364992>92yep, donka is getting raped by CHADWOO (again!)
>>2364974>deserveno retard, I mean it's gonna be a boring and predictable result since it's gonna just another gaping for spiritfalcons and furia have shown to at least be capable of putting up a fightI don't give a shit about "deserve", I just wanted a good grand final.
>>2364987even faze think they shouldn't be at the major
>>2364995on a sweltering autumn night in Rio
>>2365006And you'll get one.The 'Woo always delivers.
>>2365006>I just wanted a good grand final.you called?
>>2364992s1 = jordanGOAT statuskind of a dickleft the sport to play some other game only to come back
>>2365031jordan won again when he came back (the first time)
VITALITY IS FOOKED
>>2365069jL never beat Vitality
>>2365069this team will be winning grand finals... against faze... in CCT
>>2365083Be there? We will.
>>2365069I can feel it Mouzisters... the AVRA is here...
https://x.com/GODaZeD/status/2045580005254873144
>>2365131always funny seeing random shitters critique the best players in the world
>>2365131he right
>>2365131isn't this guy suffering from some actual, non-meme, serious mental issues or something?
>>2365144he's beefing with lefaa thats basedthat faggot ruined too many of my deadflop games
>>2365131it's very enlightening that it reads like the schizos that post here
What happened to dazed?
>>2365168profound regret ruining his career seeing the success pro players are having today sending him down a dark path to drugs until being one shotted by psychedelics/weed then further exacerbated by ai induced psychoses and social isolation t. supercomputer
>>2365191>one shotted by psychedelicsI'm mostly neutral on them, but weak-minded people shouldn't touch that stuff, they absolutely cannot handle it
is it more retarded to buy a knife/glove combo now? everyone is saying something is going to happen soon
>>2365215i think you'll always be retarded
>>2365215what benefit will you gain from using that money on those?
>>2365219they look cool and unique and ill pass my inventory down to my children
i NEED sjokz to be really mean to me and maybe hit me a little because I'm not good enough at cs
>>2365223>passing down anything tied to an accountmaybe some day if movements like SKG succeedI think that stuff exists in a legal gray zone right now and is pretty much down to how good of a day your valve customer support person is havingI'd be really antsy about having any real monetary value tied to steam
>>2365223>>2365246for comparison I just found out some of my old mtg cards are worth thousands apparently, and because they're on the non-reprintable reserved list they appreciate in value much easier to pass physical stuff down
>>2365246valves not going to notice if i died and my kids are going to have all the necessary information to pose as me. if anything they trade it all to their accounts
>>2365252sure, I'm not saying it's not doableI just wouldn't ever treat a gaming platform, even steam, as a serious store of valuetoo many what ifs
>>2365209well "weak-minded" isn't exactly helpful, but using them when you have serious mental illness in your family then it's very risky
>>2365231get in line buddy
>>2365266you could use some more exact terminology for it I guess, but from what I've seen the more sheltered and immature a person has been the worse the effect, in the rare case shit has gone south that is. Alcohol, weed and other drugs are miles worse in ruining peoples' lives. Mental illness is kinda tricky, since it's being used to help with those both in proper medical settings with doctors and by self-learned people (less than legally) to good effect.
spirit wins tomorrow, and the counterstrike world is not ready for the consequences
reminder that ESL paid vita to hold their grand slam for cologne
whats is happening to my moussies
it's interesting that both times there was an era in CS, NiKo and karrigan will be together
2025 seasonVItality Era SagaMain subplots: MongolZ, Eternal Fire/Aurora, FaZe>Katowice Arc (Main plot: Vitality, Spirit)>Rise of MOUZ Arc>m0NESY's Honeymoon Arc (Subplot: voes of Virtus.pro)>Austin Major Arc (Main plot: Vitality. Subplots: FaZe, MongolZ, Legacy)Filler: Chinese CSFURIA Surge SagaMain subplots: G2, Falcons, Vitality>Spirit's Return Arc>Contenders Arc>FURIA, the Major Favorite Arc>Budapest Major Arc (Main plot: FaZe. Subplots: Vitality, PARIVISION, Imperial (comedic relief cover story), Spirit)2026 season:Rebuild of Vitality SagaMain subplots: FUT, Astralis, MongolZ, Falcons, Faze, MOUZ, Furia>Legend of Jame Arc>Krakow Arc>The Fall of MOUZ>Rebirth of Natus Vincere Arc>The final VRS race arc (Filler: Chink CS VRS fixing)>The Fall of FaZe arc>PARIVISION's honeymoon over>Rise of FUT and Astralis>Karrigan backstabbs FaZe>IEM Rio Arc (Main plot: FalleN retires from CS, Kyxsan's last stand, Navi Raped, Vitality Grand Slam) <-- ONGOING>Rebuild of MOUZ <-- ONGOING
>bo5good luck to spirit
Xertion to IGL? Fuckin' ell', they're throwing that poor sod onto the sharks right off the bat.
>>2365815can't wait for valve to remove dust2 for cache then anubis for trainwould nerf vita & remove all these dusty maps(but I sure hope for one day an office decider on a grand final)
office is literally the worst hostage map ever
>>2365852>Anubis for Train Can't wait for the doctors to up your dosisNobody in the entire game wants Train. They added it back and it was a massive failure both in pro play and casual. Lowest pickrate across the board. Total failure of an experiment
>>2365852>yfw they remove ancient and mirage instead
>>2365916train before they added the boxes was good though
>>2362603Is /magog/ broscience trustworthy???
the fuck is mouz doingwhy did jimmi join some literal who random t3 team from finlandwhat the fuck is happening i mean mouz doing changes is a good step for them, but right before major? lol
If they just remove dust2 I'll be happy. They can add train, cache, even fucking cobble I don't care.
>>2365999remove dust2 and mirageremake dust1 and add it to the roster
>>2366027>remake dust1you'd be better off making dust3 at that pointde_dust was fun, but there's no saving that layout in competitive cs
Is crowd cheating an unfixable problem?
>>2366117>problemit's not a problem, it's part of the game
>>2366117Its not cheating when we do it
>>2366123>>2366117It's not cheating if you lost
alright let's be real, since people are just waiting for games to start>crowd cheating by being loudkino. I especially love when it helps the opponent more than whoever the crowd is cheering forit adds another dimension to the game that we don't have in online/studio games>crowd being close enough to players to call out spots and give infoabsolutely disgusting. TOs should be punished for letting stuff like that happen
>>2366117it's just brazil problem, they should never be allowed to host any events
>>2366167I think its more unintentional vs intentional. crowd cheating when two players bump into each other in a smoke and everyone goes ballistic, that's cool. If its a crowd screaming when someone has crosshairs over a guy in smoke, it sucks.
>>2366207it's fucking scummy when players play the crowd with crosshair jiggling, and yeah it's "unfair" when people get smoke hints, but I don't think anything should be done about thatit adds excitement and people have something to complain about
>>2365231her boobs are the perfect sizecuppable but without being cumbersomenot so small that she's flat
>>2365623mateanime arcs are longyour 2026 is already bloated as shit for things that aren't "arcs"what is "karrigan backstabs faze arc" if it's two damn tweets
>>2366251we were all ignoring the cringe sperg, why'd you have to ruin it?
>>2366254because I am the author of the original post and it rather saddens me to see my autistic train of thought get so butchered
>>2365815honestly spirit can 3-0 vita with d2 mirage and overpass
>load your org up with yids>they start killing morale and making demands for more yids>sell your star player to comply with them>in 2 years they will all run out their contract and join EndPoint Gaming Israel for free
>>2366257feeling ownership of anything you post on here is cringe and gaymight as well fill out the name field
today's biggest vitality fan is hally.
>failclowns can somehow only beat vitalitykek
>>2366375the zionist fears the saud
>>2366393arent they allies
They're removing jimi but keeping spinx?
>>2366419spinx is their best player.
>>2366400yes they are
>>2366419jimi wanted to leave for a while.
>>2366434Where is he gonna go? Faze?
>>2366439he stayed at mouz because falcons didn't offer him better wages, I don't think faze can afford to give him better wages, nobody likes stagnation or getting paid less. maybe aurora, as rumours indicate they want to make a "super"team
>remove jimi >sign jl what do you call negative aura?
>>2366447>what do you call negative aura?reddit
>>2366447me
https://x.com/TheCSTimes/status/2045500688419987756
why is he acting like a nigger
NiKo won.
I just realized that spirit didn't execute b a single time on mirage, except for that first rotation in the pistol round.>take pistol>take 2 more off the back of that pistol>11-4>a execute>kyxsan ladder>gets entried by tn1r after getting mollied>12-4>same fucking shit except he gets naded first then mollied which pushes him out of the ladder, he then gets killed by zontix with every possible rotation cut off by smokes and spirit tnir already lurking jungleI also noticed that every round that falcons won they won because of that same A push. They really sucked in those mechanical micro moments. Niko not getting kills on zontix short multiple times, monesy whiffing, kiosk doing kiosk shit and overextending. I think they overcooked when all they needed was just play aggressive and quick A executes.
thats crazy
>>2366439only if frozen is leaving, they're not gonna play with two anchorsthree, if broky stays
Tick-Tock!
>>2366629The only universe where the left beats the right is the one where the tag on the left reads Na'Vi.
>>2366633>The only universe where the left beats the rightYou mean the 2028 US Presidential election?
muaaahhhh the french
>>2366649heh
>>2366645shut the fuck up you disgusting tranny lover cunt
>>2366653Yeah whatever magatard...
Arrogant French cunts.
>>2366645>>2366659who dis? she qt
I want to fucking watch anubis
>>2366671unfortunately no idea, they don't write the names on imagefap
This bitch is so fine
picrel, magixx, lucy, and those freaks competing in impact are the only acceptable trannies to post ittfuck off chaserfag
can't wait for big jahman to deal with that brazilian presenter
why are they playing at 10 am on a sunday lmfao
>absolute sex on screen>/magog/ is discussing trannies
>>2366686tranny lovers must chased, found and dealt with
Someone pm me on disscywisscy wen it starts
VAMO
>>2366686>absolute sex on screenyou could have posted some screencaps for us who can't watch rn
Falcons never winning will always be funny
why are we still having 3rd place matches?
>>2366706To humiliate the losers.
>>2366706they figured fan/hate watching still get more views than stupid show matches
>>2366716not reallyit's more about vrs3rd place matters now (except not really since both falcons and furia are firmly secured within top10)
>>2366720vrs should be changed so 3rd place doesn't matter
>>2366720yes it is. showmatches are also very expensive, because they have to pay a lot the participants
molodoy is SHOOK
still nothing on jimmy's next team?mouz basically dodged the question completelyhe's getting fucked over in the sticker money as well isn't he
GODSUKE 4K
>>2366737blud showing up when it doesn't matter again!
>>2366706stupida fookkin ESL never had the makings of a varsity athlete
>>2366706>vitality bee on hat joke
yikes moloshit so dogshit
>feeling more excited about falcons and faze being able to give an update after the 3rd place decider than for the actual finalno hate, but holy shit vitality's domination is getting boring
>molodoy with a rifle
>moloboy
>>2366747get used to it2+ more years guaranteed
Could I get by living in brazil just speaking english
>>2366748>molodoy with an awp
>>2366753>molodoy>mfw i have no face
>wanted to treat myself nicely >bought massively overpriced Colombian coffee at a coffee store >made coffee just like I would with the store brand >completely tasteless dogwater Man I'm upping the dosis but it better be good then
>NiKo misses the defuse by a millisecondkekborn to lose
>>2366750>2 more yearsnah. I don't even think apex wants to play that much longer>>2366751>Could I get by living in brazilyou'd be lucky to make it out alive no matter which language you're speaking
>>2366758moccamaster or hipster brew?
>>2366765Moccamaster
I feel like the overall pressure and knowledge of his potential departure might've broken molodoy. It's clear that fallen truly likes the guy but now that the unc is retiring nobody will be there to support him. Which team is he even going to if he leaves furia?Also>series that doesn't fucking matter >monesy and niko hit their shots when neededClassic, maybe hire a fucking psychologist or something. It's been years, choking is not acceptable.
>>2366767has to be the quantity then
>>2366761the qts though
>>2366768>Which team is he even going to if he leaves furia?Aurora, apparently
>>2366771just import one
if they just played like this, their normal group stage selves they'd win yesterday and today, hope karrigan can somehow unlock their clutch dna cause I can't take watching vita win much longer
>>2366772>Aurora, apparentlyThe only way I could see Aurora sign him is if they're dropping the Turkish roster and rebuilding as a CIS roster.
>>2366774>hope karrigan can somehow unlock their clutch dnaif he can't it's time to kick nikoguy's clearly allergic to winning, and monesy won't be goat'ed forever
uh oh are furia cooking?
>>2366706in this case it's so there's actually a crowd to be had.
hippofags really think they can kick Niko from Niko's own team kekthis is a hail mary attempt like s1mple in Faze before Austin. karrigan will be kicked and retired by winter
>falcons
>>2366785It's falcons on dust2. Funny how sandies are shit on this map.
>>2366796>sandiesonly time they've ever had one of those was boros
>>2366802I mean the org.
>that molodoy whiffhaven't seen a pro miss a shot like that in agesfalcons definitely win
>>2366770It was, I changed the ratio and it's better now but still has this weird sweet taste to it. I much prefer the "extra dark super strong XL turbo" supermarket blend.
Imagine being Fallen putting on such a big show of how much you love the little shitter from Kazachstan only for him to shart all over your special moment lol
That CT flash kill was bullshit, he was aiming like 3cm behind him. Noticed they didn't reply that one.. These guys connecting to some server in Kazakhstan or is this LAN?
I use a moka pot to make coffee. I love the little device it's great.
they added a 3rd place match just so FURIA can get humiliated twice in front of their home crowd lmao
>>2366816It's just wrestling bro, at least 4 people on this server hacks hacks installed and at least 1 has a mole in the crowd feeding them information
>>2366809What round?
Where the fuck were these clutching niko and sharp monesy yesterday though?
>>2366823it was donk's turn to top
>>236682218
>>2366818based, me too
classic falcons roundthis pity match has it all
These teams suck dicks
>>2366824donk was somewhere in the middle of that gay pile though. It was the fat bastard's minute of fame.
ts molodoy nigga playing like shit, aint knew him like that. nigga needs to be benched. sad shit to witness cuz you cant be grateful forever, ts nigga used to play like m0nesy lifegaming, now he a deadweight
>>2366834do you think the words in your head when writing them?
>>2366821I friggin' knew it! The games that are hyped up always go on for ages seemingly one team suddenly starts shitting it while the others even the scores. Then all of a sudden its map 3 and goes to overtime or a really close game. Obviously all a set up to keep people gambling
Moloboy a bitch
>>2366825bruhi usually don't say "even i would hit that" but damn, even i would hit that
>>2366809-ACK
>>2366836This is common knowledge for over a decade now There's a lot of footage of pros like Shroud admitting they all toggled and pro scene was just HvH but they're using AI to scrub it off the internet
>>2366842-ACK
>>2366845x_x
>choking in a meaningless 3rd place decider
>>2366851>chokingwhy has choking become synonymous with losing??I hate zoomers so fucking much
>>2366844I am saddened to have this confirmed by you anon.
molodoy is irredeemably bad on stage, what the fuck
#FALCONSAREHERE
wtf did molodoy do on last round?kyxsan killed him for free i didnt even hear him firing a shot
>>2366855It is okay, just enjoy the show and laugh at the sheep who believe it is real. My favorite moment is when they bring out the metal detectors as if those are going to catch cheats embedded into keyboards or inserted through people breaching the lan environment with bluetooth
>>2366857yeah this is a choke for the ages, every CT side on stage he was throwing so far, how can you even win like this
>>2366865I am seriously starting to question why I'm even watching this garbage. At least in wrastling there's a level of physical fitness / acrobatics. This is just a bunch of fat nerds having AI play the game for them?Metal detectors? What? Kek seriously? What, to prevent picrel happening again?
>sp schizofags at it againcan you guys not just use the other thread? nobody cares except you
Real schizo hours
from where did these retards come from?if you were right then furia would be in grand finals not being shit in a useless match
>Jesus on fallens shirthype
damn the beaches look so nice, Brazil is such a cool country
dont bait the poltard
>>2366896>Brazil is such a warm countryftfy
>>2366896uh no, it's not cool at all, it's hot.
>>2366896>Brazil is such a cool countryit's a cyberpunk dystopia but without the cool tech
>>2366898>>2366899>>2366900Yeah whatever, I will probably go there after my trip to Jamaica
>>2366906put your credit cards in your socks and shove some money up your assmy friend got robbed 5 minutes after leaving the airport
>>2366908In Jamaica? cuz that's where I want to go the most
>>2366836current tournament has tons of 2-0s thoughbeit
>>2366906have a secondary wallet with very few money in it and buy a very cheap smartphone to gie it away in case you get robbed.
>>2366910no, brazilI don't anyone who's visited jamaica
it's over
>>2366914nahhh there's no way it's so scary out there, look at the beaches and the sun, everyone probably is so happy and kind
falcons and winning when it doesnt matter
>>2366922you're very unlikely to get robbed or mugged but I'm just sharing a few tips
>>2366925niggas really think they would beat Vitality on stage in the final kek
>>2366908It's a nice time but I hope you know some people there who will meet you or be with you doing your trip. The drive leaving the airport immediately shows you all of the poverty of the country until you end up in Centro/Copacabana. People will mark you as a foreigner immediately so expect to be dealing non-stop with scammers and kids begging you for money, even on the touristy beaches.>>2366914This is unironically what you should do, if you're serious. Even my native BR friend got robbed in broad daylight at gunpoint for his new iphone in Ipanema.
>>2366908Why would you put your money there? Wouldn't just handing it over be less painful than them forcibly trying to remove it from your anus?
>>2366933>it's a nice time>just expect an absolute shithole that wants nothing more than to rob and rape you>>2366936gotta put up a fight somehow
>>2366922
So what's more humiliating.3rd place deciders or getting 3-0'd HARD in finals?
>>2366951not being vitality in vitality era
>>2366948I can HEAR this webm
Kyxsan will grief and give the win to Furia
I'd prefer not to be robbed at all on my vacation haha..
>>2366957retarded take
fucking molodoy
>>2366967I don't think he likes the stage
>>2366951if it wasn't bad for n0v0 before, vitality spanked them harder in rio kek
>>2366954what about this one?
>>2366978No :( QRD? I can't find any vids on reverse image search
>>2366951getting 4th
It's like a mini carnival at the stadium lmao
This is Niko's year. Major incoming
no more 4th places
>>2366988it's just anders
>>2366988https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maq9SK9lbSIanons don't remember the infamous esl tricasts grim...
>t.
>>2367018>>2367018very much these vibes, guy in the middle even looks like the guy on the right in picrel
Get leetify
>guy in the middle
>>2367037lol
ts molodoy nigga always looks like he’s about to break out in tears
>>2367049how would you feel if a majority of the population was out to kill you?
>>2366922my dad is a pilot and does precisely that when he goes to brazil because the crew gets robbed on occasion
This is the first tournament in a while i've watched so i must ask are the casters never on screen anymore?
>>2367067they never were except for rare cases
>>2367067depends on TO/production
>>2367067They have black eyes as they were beaten and robbed on arrival in Brazil so they don't want to be on camera
>teses confirmed secondary awp'er
>>2367070why lie?>>2367071so just esl stopped?
can't imagine being an observer, you have to have spidey-senses for action. miss anything and it's TTours spam in chat
>>2367018>this glock soundsovl
>>2367086The main broadcast is prolly in spanish or someshit and the Eng casters are in a closet
>>2367067the arena casting is in brazilian so the english cast is probably in a back room
>>2367088Plus having to swap away from all the suspicious mousemovements players make to pretend that it's a clean game too
Kek
>>2367097meds
>>2367097>he doesn't lift his mouse a lot
TESSSSSSSSSSESSSSSSSSSS
>>2367097trvke
moloGARBAGE
molog0y
Yikes.
molodoy....
Oh no nonono o
lol
kek monkeys
AND THE CROWD GOES QUIET
It's over Furiasissies..
nt
falcons era starts now
monesy was found with 67 gunshot wounds in Rio de Janeiro.
does the fat titted whore do porn?
is he afraid niko will get jealous if he looks her in the eyes or something?
>>2367120JEJ
sjokz & freya? Into the trash they go!
>m4s is for people who can't aim and don't have spray control>nobody on falcons buy m4a4zonic should put a ban on the m4sa team like falcons shouldn't rely this much on the noob gun unless fighting through a lot of smokes
>>2367143vai brazil
>>2367136FUCKING SAVE KSCERATO
real two finals are over, time to leave the venue and close the stream, there is nothing else to watch
>>2367143nat clears
>>2367143>caked in makeup>fake eyelashes>fake nails>real penisI'll take freya and sjokz over this mystery meat whore any day of the week
Told you niggas kscerato was good but NO YEKI IS BACK and molodoy is the new SIMPLE
>>2367155>I'll take freya and sjokzkwab
>>2367143holy moly
>>2367139verdade
>>2367136>kyusuka barely does anything once again
>>2367155Yea you can keep your stick figure white grandmas, I’ll take this real woman
>>2367177>woman
>double 13-10 to lose the semis>double 13-11 to lose the decider>all in front of the home crowdUoooooooof, molodoy's safety is all but guaranteed
The playoff stage has been so shit, a quick librarian 3-0 would be a fitting way to top it off.
>>2367166hasn't been seen since Refrezh retired
MR13 BO3's are disgusting btw
anti-globalist anti-davos anti-kippah crowd will cheer for SPIRITGAWDS BTW
>>2367144A1-S is a training wheels gun which shouldn't be available to people with over 100 hours. It turns the game into a pure point & clicker without any form of movement penalty or spray pattern.
i miss when there were no pretty women on my esports streams
>>2367205Sorry, I believe in Western supremacy
freya my beloved
>>2367227Early videogame tournaments had cheerleaders and hot women holding up the trophies
>>2367227the pretty men balance it out
great plangive the crowd time to escape so we'll have an empty stadium
>>2367234they were non-verbal bimbos
>TFW Big Brazilian Crowd will cheer for (You) today
After these finals, we won't see the 'Woo for some time again.So let us all enjoy this game together. Let us all enjoy the man that is Herculeswoo! We must cherish these moments, they won't last forever.
>>2367248stop trying to force your shitty memesapex, and mezii when forced, are the only entertaining people on vitality
>>2367250apEX and mezii are good, of course. So are ropz and flameZ. But ZywOo... he is Vitality. He is CS. Where would we be without him? What would we be? Something less, that is for sure.
>>2367250Mindbroken by the woo
>>2367252>>2367255>>>/hltv/
RaisedByHisGrandmaWoo
http://youtube.com/watch?v=geGV0SLvfNoropz will always be the best vita player since he was a real nigga forever
We'll be needing them Russian Reactions soon as the game is finished
>>2367276>bring hally back
>>2367276Just copy and paste the reactions when they got eliminated the last time.
we could have gotten a white vs white finals if FURIA had won yesterday
>>2367275what am i watching? ESL ladders?
13-813-613-7Zywoo lifts the trophyThe team receives their barsApex gives an interview in front of the ESL crew and three janitors. Molodoy bleeds out in a favela in Rio.
>>2367248dw Woobro, Blast Rivals is soon
Just got declared legally mentally retarded.Anyway, go Spirit !!
Niko will win a major in 2026. WITH KARRIGAN
>>2367324>Niko will win a major in 2026. WITH KARRIGAN
>>2367334>>Niko will win a major in 2026. WITH KARRIGAN
>donk: Vitality is a great team, maybe they are better than us.oh how generous from him
>>2367358
Falcons could never
holy shit hahahagaforcing Niko to play with fattigan again, what xould POSSIBLY go wrong?
Teach me to tune in early
big ups Chadian
falcons need a real coach
>>2367378>danish coach backdoors a danish IGL into the team Trust a dane, feel the pain
mirage nuke dust overpass anubisthis is the best option for Spirit, their only chance to win this game at all is by winning mirage first pick and then somehow win two more maps on momentum
Why does Spirit pick first when Vitality is higher seed? Isn't the rule usually that higher seed gets 1st pick?
holy shit that's gay as fuckwhy doesn't he just suck off people from the audience?fuck spirit
>>2367399apex would never
>>2367399checked thermotruclear blast
Is this nigger for real? Prophunt slop for the 93842098349857th time instead of literal grand finals happening right now?
>>2367412you have to be 18 to post here
>>2367412it's a boring final anyways so who cares
>>2367412No one watches Only1Pixel. Buy an ad.
>>2367416yes you really fit in bud
>>2367420and you don'tfuck off with your e-celeb shit
teeneer was playing pretty good just thenI really liekd how the other team lined up
>Shitality all spraying their deagles without a single shot hitting
>>2367420you probably are like 16 tho, which is fine peace and love peace and love
why is the ozempic guy casting again
>>2367424this would go HARD AS FUCK in 2015a real OLDFAGnot time for E-CELEB NONSENSEfucking pissbaby
>>2367431I thought he was a Ukraine?
>>2367432>throwing a fit because people don't care about his parasocial relationshipyou belong in a twitch chat somewhere
>>2367430Who are casting anyway?
>>2367436>load up CS2>SourceTV>Watch live>stream your own commentarywhat do you mean when their hosts are talking?
>>2367420there is no better response to someone who watches op
>>2367440He wants to have the ESL casters while also being able to blast his own ads over them
Lets get this thread back on track you mongaloids.It looks like both teams have toggled so we're seeing some nice flicks
>>2367399he wants to rizz the announcer
Hally must be a massive vibe killer.
>>2367436>TO lets you stream the games in exchange for views>tab out and play candycrush when the sponsored content that pays for the tournament is onstreamers are leeches. i remember when the internet agreed that shitty reaction content was stealing
>>2367449It sounds like what ESL really want is to prevent streamers simply re-streaming the match and making money from their commentary.
>>2367450>i remember when the internet agreed that shitty reaction content was stealingthe iphone/smartphone let women, retards and 3rd worlders loose on the webit was bound to happen
>>2367446seems like even with a Spirit strong start no one has too much faith in them
my goat igl
Vitality has the remarkable ability to pull off all their force buys in the most boring ways possible
>zont1x
>>2367436It's a reasonable rule to enforce. Streamers leech views off their broadcast without putting any money or work into the actual production. Not a good look for the organizer if they just tab out and put on brainrot for their underaged audience every time there's a break in the action.
MON CAPITAINE
>>2367459They've been pretty solid this league so far I thought. What brings the lack of faith? Is it because Donk is like their only good player?Let me know what happens guys I gotta run out to watch >picrel and its going to be dogshit I can tell already. Still might be better than watching this though.
>>2367462>in the most boring ways possibleaka the best way possiblethey're ultra sharp but, yes, it doesn't really make for exciting cs
>>2367459it's a bo5, vita would need to play their worst game of the year to lost three mapsand to achieve that spirit would need to play their best gameI mean, it's possible, but I'd give it a single digit percentile chance
>>2367469>picrelthey made another? again?
>>2367475the tagline is ironic, lel
>>2367475Yeah but apparently its completely different to the others, pretty sure they just named it "The Mummy" for views. Its apparently completely unrelated to the other The Mummies
>Casters think flamez didn't have a kitHe did, he also had a unused smoke
>>2367479>the tagline is ironic, lelDidn't notice at first then>Some things are meant to stay buried.kek
>>2367470They should make zywoo and ropz take 2 shots before each map that would then exciting to watch
>>2367482>leeching off of an already established franchise, shoehorning your fanfic up it's asssounds like a winning recipe. Who wouldn't want that?
>>2367450well maybe casters and desks shouldnt be horrible to the point that for most people its more enjoyable listening to a retard scream on top of casters just to drown the casters out
goatwoo letting goatpex get the killsmy fuarking goat
>>2367494Why do you think I'm going to see it?Here's a picture of Richard Lewis to keep this post thread-related
>>2367494zywoo is frenchhe probably drinks half a bottle of champagne for breakfast every dayropz would need medical attention
It must be incredibly mentally draining to play Vitality in a bo5 final
>>2367503meant for >>2367492
>>2367503There was a video of him drinking a champagne bottle after they won Paris Major, he definitely can handle a drink
>>2367495desks have become a lot more entertaining in the last few years desu
>>2367495they should make the segments much more visual and techically autistic, as in not just showing ingame clips, but isolate certain important plays and use different graphics to visualize things for normies, think something like showing fov-cones on a map in that shiro 1v2 on b-site that he lost to highlight how well vitality scanned and cleared the site, basically guaranteeing a trade to almost all anglesI know they sometimes do something a little bit like this and that the production required to pull it off is not easy, but they should spam visual shit like this instead of having a handful of talking heads mumbling on
>>2367503Think of all the ego peeking from zywooRopz would push smokes every round and blackout by map 3. Xypyx to stand in
>>2367507it's like getting raped.at some point it's easier to stop fighting and it'll be over quicker.
>spirit putting up a fightbetter use this momentum, it's your fucking pick
ghostwoo
molodoywoo
A TRIPLE KILLFROM THE WOO
will zypoo ghost this final?
epic pullbackthe fvcking goat team mane
ZywOo planted the bomb on A (3on1)ZywOo killedtN1R with ak47 (headshot)ropz killedsh1ro with ak47 (headshot)ZywOo killedzont1x with ak47 (headshot)apEX + mezii (assist) killeddonk with ak47 (headshot)sh1ro killedflameZ with awp (headshot)donk killedmezii with m4a1Round startedlmaoooooooo
3v5 turned around in 4 secondstheir team play is insane
just tuned in looks like a game, is vitality reign over bois
I told you guys ESL paid vita to win the slam at cologne. They'll probably just pull out of atlanta and cite burnout or some shit
overtime lestgo
fucking CINEMAI love Vitality so much
Overtime is terrible for spirit their going to invest all their mental and win or lose their fucked on nuke
mezii giv ace fukn bong
the Belarussian mogs donk so hard it's not even funny now that there's no hallyban protection
titanir putting in the work, I like it
sh0r0 keeeeeeeek
>Zywoo does a rare double miss on mid>Flamez still rapes them with a double kill anywayyeah wrap it up, this team is too good
KEK MALDING DONKEY
not gonna break any tables soon with those weak little slaps
>>2367599goatwoo letting his teammates get killsso fucking humble
Robin Kool
losing ot will buckbreak them
ropz will get mvp i can feel it
>ropz chilling with a 2 KDand he isn't even baiting
donk zero kills in overtime?fraud
GOATZGOATWOOGOATALITY
d5nk w5shed
>>2367617*gets pity two kills when the map is over*that's my GOAT
okay pack it up you had your chance to get one map spirit and you blew it.
>They doubted
spirit wasn't even playing bad... vitality is just that much better
>donk not set up for success>he is now barely better than flamezI mean I expected a drop but not this bad
>magixx
looooooooool
If they didn’t beat them in mirage (one of their weaker maps), they’re not gonna beat them elsewhere. Its over.
>>2367708donk can beat anyone on any map
>>2367716alright anontime for your nap
Vitality aim is ridiculousthe way ropz raped magixx on tetris with deagle was disgusting
ratz you little bastard kek
Is there some lore behind Zywoo using an AK with 4x Legija gold stickers?
>donk leaves magixx hangingdude.... that's your igl. if he starts tilting like you do, you're all completely fucked
>>2367771I think he just uses borrowed stuff every other tournament
are the players allowed to talk during half-time pause or do they just have to sit there?
>>2367639we been sayin this, you should have listened
Police sided map, Spirit will take 2 rounds at most on t side
Spirit lost antiforce because donk with AK can't kill apex with 5-7HAHAHAHA
does donk still have the flu or what
please send zontix to kharkiv
>>2367860>Police
godzgodwoo
donk and sh1ro?
Oh no, the faze magic is out full force from the backstabber. Spirit is fucked.
holy 1tap mezii
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
crowd so silent I love it
flamez>d3nk
>>2367915Is copper better? And called it lmao, they got literally 2 rounds.
I am absolutely not having fun watching this shit>OH WOW I WONDER WHAT TEAM IS GOING TO WIN THIS CS TOURNAMENT>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOW VITALITY>AGAIN>WHO COULDVE PREDICTED THISLike holy shit how many years of french domination are ahead of us?
>>2367970Cope.CHADTALITYGOATTALITYKINGTALITY
>>2367960they probably paid for being there and looked forward to seeing some tense moments
the ghost of Rio
Ropz is truly the GOAT
>use crowdcheats>losewhat did spirit mean by this?
Could they beat current vitality?
Guys it's time to just admit it. Russia was never good at CS.
>>2367970don't worry.karrigan will save competitive CS.
>>2368000goated team
>>2368002CIS cs was always carried by ukies
brasil events suck so hard, the amount of dick sucking they do for Fallen & co is so fucking gay. I haven't really been keeping up with this tournament, I tuned into the QFs on Friday and saw they were showing a Fallen dick sucking montage. I thought Furia must have gotten eliminated, I was like damn they couldn't even hold their load for the dick suck montage until the GFs. Nope furia was still in it. They were dick sucking a guy before a game that had nothing to do with him. It's so gay, it's so cringe how hard orgs pander to the Brasil crowd. They much drive merch sales like crazy to dick suck Fallen & co this hard. Never forget Fallen abused the coach spectator bug and sicked his favela fans on Leaf and Xeppa calling them cheaters. And now the crowd is fucking silent and it the GF of this 'premier' tournament feels like an ESL Pro League group stage game.
what is d2nkey doing?
>>2367998their 2 best maps aren't even in cs2...
I just fucking can't take it anymore
>>2368017getting the lube
>>2368010https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongrel_complex
>>2368024kek
>>2368024>The term was originally coined by novelist and writer Nelson Rodrigues, initially referring to the trauma suffered by Brazilians in 1950 when the national football team was defeated by Uruguay's national team in the final match of the 1950 World Cup, which was held at the Maracanã in Rio de Janeiro. The estimated 200,000 spectators at the stadium that day were stunned into an eerie silence after the match concluded.LMAO IT'S STILL EXACTLY THE SAME
goodbye sweet GOATyou changed the meta more than anyone, but vitality are about to win their 2nd gs in a rowyour domination will be remembered
>>2368024haha crazy I live in a simulation, I scrolled up and saw >vira lata Macacos so I googled it and I saw the wikipedia page as the first result for this literally the same time u replied
>>2368032I think Astralis will always get credit for 'professionalizing' the game in a way teams like NiP and Fnatic didn't during their earlier eras. It was so much more well oil'd machine rather than raw firepower. Assuming CS is still popular in 30+ years I think Astralis will be remember as the GOAT roster still
>>2368032>goodbye sweet GOATMy fellow Danes ;_;
I love Zywoo so much man
GOAT shit FRFR
>Immediate tripleThis is already over.There are some great looking women in that crowd.
At what heart rate do you start life gaming?
>>2368043It's also why glaive will remain the goat igl as well, the man worked absolutely insane hours antistratting every opponent they facedHe's like 50% of what astralis was.
>>2368069cuz they're buzzing
Why is a dragon losing to a bee?
won rounds against vitality - the most tryhard sweaty shit lifegame you will ever seewon rounds by vitality - completely normal round just some random kills
what does d0nk even do?
>>2367998i see a distinct problem on the left
GOATWOO
MOGGED
>>2368077he loses to zywoo
>Wins a third grand slamHow are the vibes over there faze sisters?
>>2367998in a fistfight, yes
>>2367998What happened to NBK and KennyS?
>>2368098KennyS rode the insanely op early awp and then got nerfed by valveNBK seems to have been team poison in the long run
vitadaddies
>>2368113there has never been a good french team that didnt have nbk in it
>>2368116I didn't say he wasn't good, but what I've heard about him is that he never shuts up ingame and backseat games, which as I said, can be exhausting in the long run when you're trying to concentrate and be coordinated
>>2368125he's an autist yeah
Who even enjoys this? This is not competitive cs#BanVitality
>>2368136I do.
>>2368139based fellow VitaGOD
>>2368136maybe you should go back to cod or some fgc game. cs is for white men and they enjoy better teams smashing shitters all day.
>>2368139>>2368140>>2368143scum like you is responsible for the death of CS
>>2368139flameZ robbed
>>2368147go and watch hearthstone you stupid faggot
>>2368147I'm sorry the GOAT team buckbroke your favorite team
hahahaha Vitality full trolling
>>2368147It's bigger than ever thoughbeit
What a finish, Vitality will still win though.
donkoat
>>2368147The gapings will continue until morale improveswhich for spirit will be never lmao
>>2368136Yeah it's too boring, closing the stream to do some duolingo instead
apex really wanted to kill donk in a duel there kek
>>2368147this might be the last time we ever have an era like this
looks like cs needs a salary cap, this is turning into a one team farmers league like bundesligawe should aspire to be more like the superior EPL
ropz to vitality is easily the best roster move in the history of csI'm jelly
>>2368171>looks like cs needs a salary cap,Back to LoL with you, homo.
that epl-whatever winning girl is cute :)
>>2368171I don't even think Vita is the highest salaried team, isn't that falcons?
cause we are living in a vitality world and i'm a vitality girl
>Send 2 to A to fake it>They kill 4lollmao even
it's so fucking over
>>2368184*dhl, not epl, lel
shit zont1x is about to cry
>>2368171most brainead post of all time
Every time I don't bet on Vitality I feel like a retard
holy shit this pistol is the biggest rape i've seen yetabsolute gods
gg
>>2368194Surely there have been dumber posts.
>>2368192>>2368197He completely fell asleep at car
>>2368200name one
That gook in the pink top is quite hot.
magixx is such a fucking tranny orc retard hahahahahaha what an ugly freak
>>2368200>>2368203any post calling d0nk the goat was dumber
>>2368194>>2368194it's just seething ziggers and ziggaboos, they can't handle losingif only reality didn't always conspire against them
>>2368208based
you vitafaggots are just like f0zesissies in 2024 on herefucking unbearable
Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.
yeah i'm going to watch the vod of zilians getting gaped and the crowd seethingmaybe i'll hack up something to try and measure the humilation factor of the moments and generate my own highlight clips>>2368214vitality is a boring jewish team, you're just butthurt about russiai hate donk because he's a tranime weeb anywaylove are jame though
niggas in here brainwashed themselves to be vitality fans in order to not break mentally
Crosswoo
>>2368218I'm a neutral fan for this final, but spirit fans have been obnoxiously delusional ever since the arrival of donkvita barely even has fans lel, it's just france+bandwagoners
>>2368226they're so mindbroken about russia they forced themslecves to shill for a boring hasbara jewish team lmao
>>2368223>>2368235igor want a vodka shot?
>>2368233>bandwagonersand these bandwagoners are the worst (mostly f0ze migrants I suspect)
>unironically being fan of an orgnewfags go away
>make everyone think mouz were the jews>sneak vitalitiy inbravo
>all this seethingMy niggas you can join the winning side, we accept anyone and everyone.
>>2368223>NO U ARE THE BUTTHURT>IT WAS BORING ANYWAY, I'M TOTALLY GOING AWAY NOWlmao
>>2368241I'm a follower of the woo.
>>2368240all winning teams get bandwagoners, that's the point my dear newfag
>>2368260based
>>2368260yes anon, you're only seething about spirit losing because you dislike them for your own reasons
KEK get fucked BRICS rats this is a NATO esport
>>2368260You lost ivan
CHADCHADCHADCHADCHADTALITY
>>2368260>Deleted
HOLY SHIT THAT PERFECT TIMING FROM ROPZ
ddonkbros not like this...
at least they didn't waste our time I guess?gg
TZD
ropz solidified as the Three Bar Golden Goat Riflerdonk or niko could never, quite literally
>>2368260jakub won't like this trvke
DYNASTYwoo.CONQUERORwoo.INDOMITABLEwoo.GREATESTOFALLTIMEwoo.GODwoo.
GODtality
>getting so utterly defeated and buttblasted you resort to deleting your postsziggaboos man
donk status?
These gold bars are probably fake lol
>>2368288Based and checked
someone screenshot the deleted post lol
Surely they can't win a third major in a row
Ropz better be mvp
>>2368295please continue anon, what else is bothering you :) ?
>>2368260based trvkeeven the jannie couldnt handle it
>>2368295I don't think Vitality are boring to watch at all. They play incredible CS. Always sounds like cope to me.
>wow we won wooooo hoooooooo!!!!!!!!!
oh no igor lost xer tranny mind again and started spamming... such is the life in russia (they have no indoor plumbing)
>>2368313these "people" don't watch the game. they just want to be there for the results. they don't even know what good cs looks like.
Be glad you managed to sneak the GS in Rio, ApexBecause there was no chance the GOAT was letting you take it in Atlanta
>>2368316Holy Aura !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2368304not even n0r0 can rob it from Zywoo this time
>>2368316>win>don't even care
Reminder that the true losers were brazilians
Riowoo
proud vitality fan here, let's go
>>2368334MVPWOOOOOO
for someone who doesn't care about vitality I hope their era results in the other teams being forced to improve as happened with astralisunless their era gets cut short it will likely happen, the teams who can't step up will get left behind
>hues getting raped into 4th place was a better game than the GFkek
hahahahahhahahahahha
KWAB
>>2368332>announce retirement>get raped on home soil two days in a rowhow does Fallen recover from this?
cringe faggots can't even take the medal
>>2368339subhuman stoner
HAHAHAHAAH SPIRIT ABSOLUTE LOSERS
>>2368339why does this look like ai
>>2368348kyousuke mentality, you wouldn;t get it
>>2368339crazy that zywoo didnt even fly his brother out to watch in person
>>2368361it is
Zywoo wins another MVP. Vitality wins another grand slam. "I'm just enjoying CS2." This is just another month for them.
>>2368361probably because it is, seeing >>2368339 I instantly thought it was ai as well
well that was boring
lmao what a scam, of course the awpooer wins
>>2368293die
Brazilwoo
>>2368370well thats probably the secret, entire team seems to mesh well and they like training cs 10 hours per daydo you think falcons are like this off screen? mouz? navi? they are colleagues not a team
>>2368377>dievitafags won EVERYTHING and still seethe LoooooLLLLLLL
d1.00nk
>>2368385learn to construct a sentence before posting
>>2368393vitasissies ego is so fragile loooollll
vitality won the event after beating furia. beating spirit was like writing down your name on the test after finishing it.
I'll just say it: it's been bothering me a while, why vitality is so good that isThey might be the only team that has actually embraced being tactically great while also being individually ambitious. They're not playing "a style" as much as every other team has sacrified too much of the other in favor of the other.
>>2368390d49-59nk
Please magixx you have the money, get on a GLP1, HGH, and cut your fucking hair
>humbled as fuckyeah, I guess that sums it up pretty well
>>2368404ropz is estonian and flamez is a chosen
>>2368299Here you go.
can jannies stop jerking their dick off and ban the fucking /int/oid spamming this thread
>>2368397also a pattern emerges:zywoo, ropz and flamez are all exceptionally talented players, but they're all somewhat humble and don't let ego ruin thingsnot so for many of their competitors, who have players who obviously NEED to be stars
>>2368410kek, instant classicimagine the levels of seethe you need to end up writing something like that
>>2368094what kind of weird ass mouse is this? no side buttons
>>2368425>winning a third gs makes ropz a cuck
>>2368410holy keeeeek thank you
>>2368417>yids can't go one moment without we wuzzing
we're reaching historic levels of cope+seethe along with historic levels of domination from a team
shame on tn1r for whorying hemself with the brazil flag
>Navi>Furia at home>Spiritzero maps lost
>>2368249even transfolk and MAPs?
he may be hated, old, fat and washed, but he's saving the cs scene whether you like it or notI love this timeline
Apex is the best IGL everZywoo is the best player everVitality is the best team ever
>>2368410>average frognigger post
Who's the first to decline in the Vitality team?
>>2368439I didn't mention the token diversity jew
>>2368460just let it go man, being so mad all the time is not good for you
>>2368461I wouldn’t mind suckling his penis
>>2368464whoever gets lynched by macacos
Neo? GOAT of 1.6s1mple? GOAT of CSGOZywOo? GOAT of Counter-Strikedonk? GOAT of Faceit - Season 8 launches April 22, good luck and have fun!
>>2368474what the fuck are you talking about, is this some special form of a mental breakdown you're going through?
>>2368484who is the goat of CSS?
>>2368494me
GOAT
>>2368494I think shox, but the competition compared to the 1.6 scene was incomparably smaller
>>2368484how do you say based in french?
>>2368494me in de_sauna
>nnoooo I shouldn't have made a deal with the devil to betray my brothers for questionable troph-IT BURNS NOOOOO
>>2368501basé
>>2368494
>>2368513Will you mock karrigan for fleeing to Falcons?
>>2368494SmithZz
What do them pesky Russians have to say about this event?
the audacity of the fattigan shill to still try do the "ropz traitor" spiel after what happened this month is really something
>>2368494rattlesnk
would have been a bigger blow out without the crowd cheating.
>>2368535This is not a backstab. Once unc and niko end the vitacunts, he's kicking teses, kyosucky and m0nesoy and he's brigning twistzz, frozen and broky to falcons.
WHERE THE FUCK IS JIMMY GONNA END UP?
>>2368552Liquid
>>2368552AURORA, or falcons.
>>2368521my peak rank is gold nova 2 on office and even I would flee Faze
>>2368555digits confirm
>>2368552team YP
And with that, we won't see The 'Woo for over a week.We must come together to get through these troubling times ahead.
>>2368567goodbye you ugly french nigger
>>2368567FUT vs Vitality could be a fire gameVitality should be at least a little psychologically drained after winning this, it was a big thing for them, they probably just chill for a full week now
>>2368569we'll stay here to brag.
>>2368521Bro just wait for the next step....
build a team to surpass vital gear, no need to be "realistic":donkmonesymakazzejimmphataleksib
>>2368588this team would struggle to reach the playoffs
>>2368591it's basically navi with a better awper and donk instead of imI'd really like to see donk under some real igl
>>2368595all of their numbers will go down if they have to play with d2nkey
omg vitality actually play the blast rivals? I guess they have blast obligations.
>>2368588-jimi +frozen
>>2368457i just deleted my karrigan crying webms and imgs, i apologize for my missconduct, im no longer gonna call him a fraud or a stabber. the wellbeing of the scene depend on molodoy not choking (FURIA) and karrigan vibes igl masterclass (FALCONS).we are together in this mission to bring down this anglo-french-jewish masonic nato trash alliance
>>2368597the (delusional) idea is that they would have the cohesion of a tactically sound team like navi (thus bringing in aleksi) that could match vitality in firepoweryou'd think donk has gotten spanked enough times by now to realize that maybe he wants to win and slot into more to a structured teamyou could swap jimmy/b1t, but I think jimmy has unlocked potential in a more energetic team and b1t has been inconsistent for a while now
>go to major in brazil>call a player a bitch>go to jail for misogyny>5 years, no bailkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>2368601wait, the vitality logo upside down is the massonic logo
>>2368552VP
>>2368601>gee bill, how come your mom lets you have *two* visors?
>>2368552WELCOMEFAZE JIMPPHAT
>>2368405it's true that they got humbled but it was a good tournament for them, they proved they can actually play solid CS with everyone chipping in here and there instead of only playing around one player like fucking slavesif hally doesn't wanna be fired soon he will implement some stuff differently from now on
I know hes endlessly fellated by everyone but ropz is genuinely unbelievable. I dont think its even possible for anyone else to replicate what he does. I would pick ropz for my roster over zywoo/donk/s0mple and its not even a debate
>>2368676every time I remember Faze let this guy walk for free I want to brick their management's skulls in and then my own
>>2368676yeah no that's stupid. he's a great ceiling raiser but he doesn't have the ability to raise the floor like zywoo, donk and simple can. he needs a good host to sublime it.
>>2368676he still goes under the normie fan radar since he's not le flashy and doesn't play to inflate his ratingI would probably still pick zywoo over him, but apart from that there's no one I'd put above him.It's actually crazy that vitality has the two best players and a large part of the fanbase doesn't even understand it
>>2368676ropz is the undisputed goat of his role, and he's the most versatile player when it comes to what he needs to fill as part of lurking. His role isn't as valuable, and isn't asked to do as much, but there's no better play at it than him. I think you can make arguments for every other role, except his.
>>2368676>I would pick ropz for my roster over zywoo/donk/s0mple and its not even a debatedesu he's a luxury player that needs a good team to really shine, you cannot build around him like a carry as Zywoo or donk who are constantly involved in more important spotsif ropz was left in decaying Faze they probably still decline only bit slower, and he'd be 1.09 rated and called a baiter and statpadder
>>2368690>His role isn't as valuable>>2368693>he's a luxury playerHard no. He would absolutely have the mechanics to play a more straightforward fragging role, but most of the players playing those roles could never replicate what ropz does.It's obvious his gamesense/iq is through the roof, his presence on the map makes the other team constantly doubt themselves and make small mistakes that the vitality team gets to exploit.Vitality would be a good team without ropz, but they would never be the era team they are without him. Faze certainly didn't lose just a "luxury" when they lost him.It's just that the things he does are not easy to explain on a broadcast so most people don't even understand what he does.
i feel like brollan will find a home no matter what. he was almost top 20 before being forced into a role he wasn't suited for, and he has lots of swedish friends in decent teams who can open the door for himwhere tf does jimi go though? feels like he doesn't really fit anywhere right now and his stock has tanked
>>2368683bro really tried to sneak s0mple in there :skull:
>>2368690His opponents play differently because of him. No one else in the game can command the opponents to second guess and have such a hesitant macro like Ropz doesI dont think anyone in these threads even plays cs anyways so no one can even comprehend the insanity of the way he plays, you can watch a 30 minute POV of him going 9-10 and MAYBE you can see how hard he brain raped the opponents but you will still learn absolutely nothing about how he dominated half the map the whole time. His impact is overwordly
>>2368709>He would absolutely have the mechanics to play a more straightforward fragging role,maybe he has the mechanics but he doesn't have the mentality for it, he said it himself he likes to lurk because you constantly get fed kills and find impact with macro decision making instead of constantly being involved in action.
>>2368738trvke
>>2368728>>2368636
>>2368738*otherworldly
>>2368728>his stock has tankedthere aren't that many players you can even compare him tob1t, mezii, frozenhe's not a centerpiece player, but could certainly work as a similiar stabilizing presence for a top team, elite anchors aren't that common
>>2368737I mean in the past.
>>2368709Vita is a bit special though, they are a team greater than the sum of their parts, so losing anyone would probably kill the magic they have right now. I'm not sure we can really comprehend how much impact any one of the five has, at the very least, I think any four of Zywoo, Flamez, Apex, Ropz leaving would probably kill Vitality dominance. But it is a fact that he's not asked to be the fragger or awper, or a more hard carry player on vita. Maybe he could do it too, but that's just not what he does now, because he's also the best at his role in a way none of the others are.
>>2368751>fattigan gone>+jimialmost a likeable team >>2368755none of those players have been having as deep of a slump for as long. he went from being viewed as a unique talent to barely being talked about
>>2368765spinx wanting more for himself was enough to kill the team in 2024.
>>2368765>he's also the best at his role in a way none of the others arethis is the key thinghe finds more impact from his role than basically any of the more prominent fraggers in other teams, maybe barring donk, but then again spirit has revolved too much around donk a lot of the time so it's not really easy to compare.also a lot of the stuff he does doesn't show up in personal stats as >>2368738 pointed out, ropz has a huge role in making the opponent always uncomfortable
>>2368786Well he's playing bitch roles in a slumping team and still puts up a rating that matches mezii, for examplefrozen and b1t have been admittedly better recently, but I strongly believe he'll do better in a team that has stonger mental than mouz, which is a low bar
Heard Vitality won. That's crazy.
>>2368791SPINX PLEASE COME BACK
prime get_right > poopz
cs bit boring now innit
Teams need to up their mental game, if they want to compete against the best.I keep seeing teams give up leads, which is then followed by them crumble.
>>2368863I for one am happy we are silencing the le astralis r da GOAT faggots who cope eternally just because they were the first team to stop drinking before games and learned a couple lineups that the other dipshit pros couldnt be fucked to learn for another two years
>>2368875comparing goats from different eras has always been silly, in every sportastralis basically created the modern cs meta, utility usage, antistratting, proper map control etc.vitality has perfected this meta and ups it with ridiculous firepowervitality is obviously the better team, but at the same time they wouldn't even exist without astralisputting one above the other is nonsensical, but I get it's a strong urge in people to do so
vitasissies would be NOTHING without GOATSTRALIS
The fact that no fans dan is farming trophies by doing nothing other than getting carried by a super team makes me violently ill. Remind you that he was THE RAPED prior to vitality kicking the 2 french bums they had in misutaaa and kyojin. Jame completely outcalled him.
>>2368939Keep crying, baby!
A second Mogwoo.jpg has hit HLTV
when do NA get a turn?
>>2368939>getting carried
FUT might just become the team that could stop vitality. They've got the firepower and I think they've got no pressure on them.
parivision = rasputin and 4 potato farmers
>>2368958>I think they've got no pressure on themone zywoo magic round and krabeni's faceit strats immediately stop working
>>2368946There's nothing mogworthy about being an obese nearsighted frog
>>2368986mogs donk in poor dental hygiene lmao
>It's just that the things he does are not easy to explain on a broadcast so most people don't even understand what he does.he hides and then shoots people in the back, if he were on f0ze instead of fr0zen they would still suck
>>2368965kek
if FUT beat vitality I will claim I always knew it would happen and that Vita are frauds. If FUT lose I will claim I always knew it would happen and FUT are overrated faceit stack no brain monkeys
>>2368939lmao did you even bother watching the matches? RAPEX fucking wrecked some of these teams in the playoffs. He has cultural impact plus the fans love him. Best IGL of all time btw
>>2368952d2nkeysisters???
>>2368939>makes me violently ill
>>2368863I love watching this vita lineup fuck every other team up the ass every single tournament. We are watching the greatest CS lineup ever assembled, I hope they make even more records
>>2369212based era enjoyer
Vitality should win Bounty and a tournament in Asia, it's the only two things they haven't done yet. since apEX is running out of meaningful goals to set for the lads i predict these two will be some sort of priority for second half of the season.
>>2368863only thing left to do is see if Falcons with Karrigan will work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npxhc0u6Cu4
>>2369365what if it doesn't, what then
>wake up>another vitality winfeels good to support /ourteam/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpM34UZbiGg
This week we finally getting karrigod kino on falchads
most unpopular "era" evernever seen a shitality signing sessioneven astralis wasnt booed as these bunch of faggotszypoo will never be the GOAT (s1imple)
>>2369529if not for apex and the fact they actually win tournaments, they'd be yellow mouz
>>2369529>the GOAT (s1imple)
>>2369535this is a retarded statement. what country are you from and what color is your skin
>>2369537I too am filled with mirth and joy and cannot help but break into a great smile when I think of my GOAT s1
>>2369392back to watching starcraft I guess
volumes
Tried watching the highlights but both teams just aimlocking constantly. It's pathetic honestly.
>>2369697keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek based
>>2369697why is he such a lolcow
>>2369710frenchies are just like that, always have been.
>>2369548france, brown obv
>>2368863no cultural impact on the winning team, makes entire tournaments pretty forgettable.
so are parivision or spirit winning astana?
>>2369826Zont1x...
>>2369843if nota, xielo and belchonok show up its easy win for themif they ghost like they usually do, spirit rapes
>>2369702shouldn't you be posting this in /v/
>>2369845>>2369826he is literally me...
>>2369893What's so bad about having a big crosshair?
>>2369907nothing, newgens just think le tiny crosshair good
>>2369912nah, i mean it's still just preference and it probably doesn't make a huge difference but i think there's more to it than that, there's something about small crosshairs like + that makes you feel more accurate. It's subtle but even if it's placebo it doesn't matter because the effect is the same. Only bad thing is it's easy to lose track of it in chaotic situations
>>2369907>>2369912i used xantares crosshair for years in csgo but in cs2 it feels like im missing way too much when im trying to tap heads(im kind of hoping its caused by something AnimGraph2 will fix)the one everybody calls the donk crosshair was pretty popular before donk even entered the scene but desu it is just a kino crosshair and i switch between that and the one b1t uses
why don't other teams just do what vitality does?are they stupid?
>>2370017mostly yeah
Vitality is making CS2 unwatchable sure, but its not their fault other orgs are either mismanaged or simply don't care.
you're not a real fan of cs if you think watching excellence is boring
I bought a new mouse a bit over a month ago and I've gone from 21k to 14k rating.Zonic was right. Boros was wrong.
>>2370100Boros was always wrong. Chad zonic was right for cooking his arab ass.
Kek, smug prick
>>2370157different as in last place exit... haha.... yeah
d2nkey was a flash in the pan, benefitting from new game. it is only downhill from here
>>2367378it's a lie. of course they asked the players like niko and monesy.
>>2367378Yeah this is cap. Why would falcons management be actively looking for a guy losing on tier 3? Niko made the phone call.
>>2369907Nothing everyone used relatively big crosshairs in CS:GO but idk at what point exactly everyone switched to much smaller crosshairs. I think around end of CS:GO life and CS2 release
>>2369907Does it even matter? You're not actually looking at your crosshair when you shoot
>>2370302Of course i am, thats how i know where to aim?
>>2370302It does, you don't want you crosshair to obscure targets but you also want it to be visible before and during spray. >just project crosshair yes most of your work is done by approximating crosshair placement but existing crosshair is needed by brain to be more precise and to reaffirm its location.
>>2370306I worded it poorly. I mean I never look at the crosshair directly, its something that my eyes just "processes" and uses as a reference, but I'm always looking at the opponent. I don't really think it matters whether its big or small or blue or purple. Not unless its ludicrous and the crosshair is comically thick. >>2370307I use the tracers to control my spray, I guess it matters a lot more for people who use the crosshair position.
>>2370302these are the people calling pros washed btw kek
>>2370319>I use the tracers to control my spraythats actually bad habit, i don't think anyone is using crosshair location to spray, but you dont want to completely lose either
>>2370324>thats actually bad habitI'm guessing cause transfers are harder? Well I can admit that its easier to lose track on anubis, dust2 and mirage with the colour of the tracers too I suppose
>>2370329yeah and because you are not going through memory but actively reacting, you spray will be slower and less consistent / accurate compared to if you just knew how to spray. Traces are also unnecessary clutter
>>2370329youre supposed to control your spray by learning the spray pattern, not rely on training wheels id bet my life you dont even buy the famas or galil even though you can just use le tracers to aim
>>2370336>>2370340I can still spray without tracers but its such a good point of reference to have...I buy the galil, very rarely famas
>>2370345im not saying you should disable it, i think its largely preference, i disabled traces for my self and spray better without them. But on certain guns that i rarely ever use i would like to have traces on. In CS:GO most people used to disable traces because of what i said and because they were inaccurate
Will I get banned if I use razer snap tap or whatever? Can VAC even detect it
>>2370354You will get kicked from the server i think, there are ways around it if they havent changed their sample settings but idk
>>2370351Hmm well I'll try a night without them. They're like a safety feature to me in case I ever lose track but perhaps you're right with them being a distraction, I will see. >>2370354That's SOCD if I remember. It got banned by Valve a couple years ago
>>2370359>>2370360I played with it for a couple minutes in deathmatch and wasn't kicked so was just wondering
>>2370376https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd7U4eG7U_o
>>2370319>I use the tracers to control my sprayThe bait is strong with this one.For any newfags out there: Tracers don't match the pattern.
>>2370542>Jimi in the backgroundkek
in cs there's a weird kind of "toxic" bravado when it comes to advice on things like tracers, it's like desperate virtue signaling that you're not a noob. You shouldn't rely on tracers to learn spray patterns when recoil maps exist. Turning tracers off is retarded though because in cs2 it's a tracer for every bullet and idc how good you are there are situations where you're 10+ bullets into a spray and need to transfer and the only way you're getting the kill is by walking the tracers onto the target
>>2370568>Turning tracers off is retarded thoughits not, they are a distraction >idc how good you are there are situations where you're 10+ bullets into a spray and need to transfer and the only way you're getting the kill is by walking the tracers onto the targetshitter newfag exposed, like i said in CS:GO everyone turned traces off and spray transfers were far more prevalent than today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCICKDqhovc
HLTV JUST ANNOUNCED: MEZZI KICKED FROM VITALITY FOR HAVING THE WORST BARNET IN THE SCENE
how do you aim?do you look around and drag your crosshair to where you look at or do you always look at your crosshair and move the screen to bring the ennemy in your crosshair?
>>2370542>gambler>doesn't pay taxesyep he's going to aurora for sure.
neitheri unfocus my eyes and stare at the infinity point beyond my monitor
"GOAT" of CSGO only won once
>>2370638it just happens
>>2370017vita isn't about to let other teams have their aim, radar, and wall hacks
more concurrent viewers than total views on a vitality vlog. this one is going into the txt file. im building a case.
>>2370658oh well
>>2370665he's finished.
>>2370675you're right. zywoo has no draw. i have never seen a zywoo stream with more thanl 1k viewers
>>2370678simple is just a lolcow now.
>>2370542>jimi>i wish i was at home looking at asian twitter girls
>>2370682lolcow doesnt just mean someone you dont like anon. lurk moar fagit
>>2370638depends on the map and situation, but typically >eyes and crosshair placement on where the enemies are most likely to be when pushing (think boxes or long when pushing dust2 A)>crosshair on places most likely to be and eyes checking the spots where it's unlikely at the time were I should spot someone (checking ninja or triple while clearing under palace when going mirage A close to sandwich)>crosshair nowhere and eyes checking angles CT side, like covering A from ticket20k premier so not the best person to ask it from but it's a start
>>2370689yes it is. people want to see him rage.
>>2370695still not what a lolcow is. you are disabled.
I'm tired of seeing the same team win everything.
i feel so fucking alright
>>2370704cope
I'm tired of seeing the same team win everything.YOU HEAR ME? TIRED!
>>2370654>GOAT >of csgo>wins a single major coming off the back of the fraud online era>wins a single grand slam, consisting of 2 online era """lans""" (a dreamhack LOL) and a fucking ESL pro league <--- lmao!>entire career consists of getting mogged by device and astralis, the worthless online era, Faze's era, then he bitches out and skips a LAN at the last minute on some drama queen bullshit
>>23707432 MORE YEARS
>>2370753s1s1 will never not be funny.
Can F0zekeks endure another year of Jcobbb and broky?
>>2370765well since b0tniggan is gone, there is a chance they will glow up, but yeah, if a month or two they are still shit just cut them
>>2370765Faze are absolved of mockery after recent events
Bro falcons or navi or mouz would've beat vitality in grands.
>>2370765we trust in the new project.
>>2370782>falconsthey can't handle pressure>navifirepower issues>mouzdead team + screwed over by the current map pool.
>>2370785All of their issues disappear whenever they play in grand finals.
>>2370788say that to iM
>>2370791Makazze and wondelul can offset for his lack of performance. He's not that important, just look at epl.
>blade didn't name simple as one of the players that was easy to work withWhat did he mean by this?
>>2370805who did he name? post the source
>>2370808https://youtu.be/O1xYzfb8KZQ?si=Qu10BysDMrYNLq-X&t=1166
>>2370811oh nice one, i missed this table, thanksi didn't know b1ad3 even played with mir btw>zonic tried to ruin Zywoo with his coaching but Zywoo didn't give inbased GOAT
>>2370765jcobb and broky are finally gonna play on their level
who's got the zywoo jumping in the pool clip holy lmao
>>2370805>s1mple not easy to coachyeah no shit
They would've smashed vitality in Rio if simple was there instead of molodoy.
>>2370805it's not really a secret s1mple had attitude problems, especially earlierin navi he was apparently much better in that regard, but ingame blade gave free reign to play around the other 4 who followed the early blade-systemnot a bad call; they were looking to become a real era team but it was cut short because of the war
>>2370607>they are a distractionto you>spray transfers were far more prevalent than todaycompletely made up statement based off your npc programming, and even if it was true attributing it to tracers is laughably stupid when it's a completely different engine with new metas
>>2370840cope harder shitter
>>2370842you will never be pro kek
>>2370844ok
>>2370691I wish valve implemented a proper two-part crosshair since you can already get one by using a monitor crosshair and unless you plan to go play pro lans, which is never gonna happen for me, no one can do shit about itI have a static small dot crosshair from my monitor and a follow-recoil half-translucent crosshair around it from the game itself, best of both worlds: I get the recoil babby mode and can still accurately transfer between targets
>>2370846helps especially lot with less-used guns like famas or krieg that have only a fraction of the muscle memory my ak spray has
>>2370858https://x.com/FaZeEsports/status/2046242530178842632What a coward
We're watchan, right?
>>2370867what's the list
>>2370846idk man I can't use follow recoil for shit, trying to use when I troll with the bizon and I can't get a shot in for shit
>>2370871>bizonI think I see the problem here bossman
>>2370869He hasn't revealed it yet. The stream's been up for only 25 minutes.
>>2370820never seen such negative aura desu
>>2370875but I can't play the mag7 on T side :/
>>2370881just ask the ct's to drop you one
>18 game win streak into 10 game loss streakgay nigger game
>>2370905VASWHO WILL REPLACE HIM ???????????
>>2370910kicksoonbros...
>>2370914imagine if epstein did similar post, same energy
>>2370858perfect timing of the announcement, taking all the spotlight from shitality
who we watching?
karrigan converted to Islam confirmed
>>2370920All 3 with the volume set to 100%.
Stop being mean to maui.
>>2370905>>2370910could these two be connected???
>>2370929get this tinfoil hat kook outta here
https://www.twitch.tv/mauisnakeGet in, we're rating them.
>>2370914he said 4 months ago he will play for Faze until they bench him
>>23709201hnepixels1mplem0uisn0ke
I guess the saudis do have a bit of humorhttps://xcancel.com/FalconsEsport/status/2046253812784984206#m
>>2370956kek
>>2370905does this nigger not know that euros put the date backwards?baka my head
>>2370965kyxsan was a random from when he was added until now, 0 personality complete npc he doesn't deserve anything
>>2370965>eurosit's everywhere that's not the us that use the correct and logical form of smaller to bigger
>>2370956The GOAT ChokerThe Baby GOAT ChokerThe GOAT IGL Chokerrandom ruski braindead aimer and playoff ghosterTeSeSFVARK THIS LINEUP IS CRAZY
fazebros..are we all switching to falcons?
>>2370980yea, fuck this dead org
>>2370965>backwards
broky and Twistzz are still there and I will always support my 2022 niggas.
>>2370985>backwardsyesif I were to ask you what day it is, you would be far more likely to say "april twentieth" instead of the far more archaic sounding "the twentieth of april"why write it differently than you say it?
>>2370980I can hatewatch niko and kyosucky while rooting for the majority of the teamseems like a win/win
.
>>2370920the one that plays the game
I feel bad for kyxsan
>>2371031you shouldn't
Falcons should switch that cursed jersey now. Timing is right. Not right before the major, cus m0nesy is superstitious. Do it now, I'm sick of it.
>>2371031He's fine. Bro milked that bag for a whole year.
>>2370974actually insane that they kept him for so long. at first they bought the heroic core just for the VRS points
>>2371031he was always overrated
>>2371024guess that's why arabs wanted him
>>2371073( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Would be pretty funny if ropz returns to faze and cucks karrigan and niko out of the major.
>>2371090That would be funny but he can just do that in Vitality. He doesn't need to go back to FaZe lol.
falcons karrigan vlogs gonna go hard
>>2371031same it's impossible to win anything with cs2 choko in the team, at least he's free from this revolving door team shitshow
aww poor baby kyxsanonly got to play for the richest org on the scene for over a year with m0NESY and NiKoit must have been grueling to get a $500k+ paycheckhe must be so happy now that he's free from the hell that is a consistent top 5 teamsend thots and players to the Jesus Christ of cs2!!!!!!! hopefully we'll get to see you smile in 9ine (we'll feel it through hltv's scoreboard)
karrigan is a downgrade, worse player and equally mid igl compared to kyxsan
>>2371129retard couldnt win a trophy with niko monesy kyo and were supposed to feel sad
>IEM Colongne major 2026>Its the grand final>Falcons vs Vitality on Inferno>The score is 21–20 after triple overtime>TeSeS, m0NESY and Kyosuke die to an A stack, leaving niko and karrigan on a 2v5>Karrigan calls for a fast B execute>Zywoo is the only one holding the b site from boxes>The casters, the crowd, everyone knows its gonna happen again, Boston 2018...>"Never again", says niko>Instantly deletes zywoo with a one tap>Karrigan plants the bomb as vitality rotates>They hold their ground and kill everyone>Ropz is the last man standing>Camera pans over to him>He smiles and utters the words "Today I will settle my debt, Finn">Peeks and unc deletes him with a one tap>Niko and karrigan finally heal their wounds>The vitality era is officially overHow hard would you cum after this?
>not replacing kiosk firstBig mistake
>>2371129why the hate bro?playing with monesy and niko is like playing with s1mple and electronic at that point... sounds like hell
>>2371140I don't like Falcons. I would prefer ropz to win.
>>2371140It's fun to dream, anon.
>>2371140inshallah brother, inshallah...
>>2371144I agree, just hellno one ever would want to play with those guys... if I were kyxsan, I'd beg to play with generational talents NUCLEONZ and STRESSARN in Macedonia.NET instead of THOSE guys in F*lcons!!!!!!!!!
>>2371140nice fanficropz will humble karrigan and niko, establishing himself as the goat rifler
>>2371141>just replace one of the best riflers on the scene with playoffs issues (he just turned 18)brain scan status?
>>2371155no he's gonna go to liquid now
>>2371133well anon, we've seen wha it was with kyxsan and it just wasn't enough, nobody knows what karrigan will change but we for sure know that with kyxsan it didn't work. now the interest part would be to know the length of karrigan's contract, if it's just a short contract for the major, like one last try before niko becomes the igl or if they plan to keep karrigan for at least one year.
Kyosucky is retarded, but he is very much salvageable (which is exactly what unc will be doing)
>>2371157>establishing himselfalready did bro
>>2371159finally our boy is savedI'm sure he's delighted to play under the guidance of flashie with amazing players like ultimate and malbsmd for $100k a year, leading the way with a famously nice guy eligekyxsanchads, this benching was a glorious victory
>>2371163This backstabber makes me violently ill. He still crashes on faze blogs, still wears the gloves he unboxed during the antwerp 2022 bootcamp, his guns are full of faze stickers, he does the faze sign on pics but yet he still backstabbed his brothers and the fans. Fuck him.
>failconssperg having a meltdown over kyxsanholy kek
>>2371181
teses and niko's mental are the problem, not kyxsan
So wait, karrigan gets to play at the major because of this transfer and the rest of faze are left to suck dicks?
>>2371199all according to keikaku
NiKo's mental caused:>kyxsan to resort to blatant crowd cheating>melbourne choke>screenshot metaWhat a horrible guy, -NiKo +NertZ and Falcons would have a generational ERA
>>2371140kino
>>2371199and we have to endure the hippo shill for god knows how much more it's a sad turn of events
>>2371163I love this nigga so much it's unreal.
Damn man these karrigan news hit twitter like a fucking truck. My time line is full of it. Vitality winning a second grand slam didnt get this much attention lmao.
>>2371205>>melbourne chokei know you Niko fans are clinically retarded and beyond help, but imagine saying with a straight face Melbourne wasn't 95% Niko's fault where he had 8 kills in 21 T rounds lurking yard on nuke, holy kek
remember the good times...
>>2371224>Vitality winning againnot unexpected>karrigan newsnot exactly unexpected, but was really waiting confirmation
>>2371226don't forget the two deagle round misses that could have won it
>>2371228kek
>>2371205NiKo's mental caused: melbourne chokecorrect
>>2371181the concept of backstabbing in a competitive sport is stupid desu, you play to win and don't owe any allegiance to anyone boo hoo
>>2371226m0NESY was a bigger problem but the narrative "le evil choko" feels better I guess
>>2371181>makes me violently ill.
>>2371228Now that the dust has settled: what exactly did they mean by this?
>>2371244karrigan looks a lil different ??
>>2371228bart simpson looking ass
>>2371249>you play to win and don't owe any allegiance to anyoneuntil donk realizes this, he will continue to fail
The list is in.
>>2371263>Rotterdam 2025>I was there dude... and it sucked!!!
>>2371268Kscerato really goes under the radar for many people, seems like he's rarely mentioned among the best riflers but he delivered really fucking good 5 tournaments in a row for Furia so far. i'd put makazze above but nevertheless fair placing.
>>2371268Another one has knelt to the 'Woo
>>2371285d5nk
Welcome your IEM Cologne Major 2026 MVP, Ilya "m0NESY" OsipovIlya "m0NESY" Osipov has won his 9th career HLTV x 1XBET Most Valuable Player (MVP) award at IEM Cologne Major 2026.The event started with a demolition of BIG, Shitality and Aurora in the group stage, but it was m0NESY's peaks against PARIVISION, FURIA, and Spirit in the playoffs that made sure the medal was his beyond any doubt.In seven playoff maps, m0NESY was above the 1.50 mark six times, and averaged a 1.59 rating. It was a close-to-perfect arena showing from the world's best player, just in time to push his team to establish themselves as the undeniable #1 team in the world.That included a monstrous 2.69 versus FURIA in quarters, but it was a fantastic performance throughout with a median map rating of 1.67.It's his second medal of the year, having just missed out to Nikola "NiKo" Kovač at CS Asia Championship 2026, as the Russian sets his sights on getting his Player of the Year crown.m0NESY is the heavy favorite to do so as things stand, with a 1.54 rating up to this date and top performances in all four of Falcons' trophy lifts.
https://x.com/Mauisnake/status/2046282042581880934
>>2371296Son we haven't even reached May yetLearn patience before your arrogance consumes you
>>2371257fire = niko when he chokes in playoffsshield = kyxsan until the kickstar = monesy because he's the only good player
>>2371268>>2371285holy shit...d5nk...what a fall from grace
donk is the russian coldzera
>>2371268>torzshit over Jamesonny...
>>2371285>3m0nesylmao
>>2371268>hltv number bigger!!!"analyst"
>>2371323torzsi isn't in top 20, you can disregard anything below the top 20 list, he was just moving them around.
crazy that donk is still AT LEAST 3 years from his prime
>>2371327donk would've been number 2 then
>>2371328>ONLINETARES over Jamesonny...
>>2371283he's very good. but can only get respect by going in europe.
>>2371140>karrigan in complete ecstasy stands up to celebrate, runs in front of the crowd, gives ropz the double bird passing in front of Vitality players>due to dementia unc forgot the Major final is now a bo5 >this was only the 3rd map>the rest of Falcons do their best to calm him down and go outside to discuss tactics for the next map, but the uneasiness in the team is looming>after realizing what happened karrigan is now in a catatonic state barely connected to the server, replaying his Copenhagen inferno performance>Vitality wins the next two maps in a breeze and lifts the trophy>Niko is escorted out of the venue in handcuffs after physically assaulting karrigan on stage>zonic has mysteriously disappeared after going to the toilet>the remaining 3 Falcons players stand in disbelief as they receive their silver medalswe will be there
amazing how right after spirit decided to change the coaching and give less resources to donk all the other players instantly started to play better and the midget rating completely collapsedfuck the statcels for trying to fight against the truth that donk's rating last year was only because the team was build solely around giving him everythingspirit can finally perform now, thank god
>>2371348wait he was sick apparently.
>>2371327maui is super hampered by this and always cucks to the chat when pressed on it, it's patheticand this list was SUPPOSED to be le eye test, but it's always basically just a hltv rating list where he uses individual match ratings to put one player above another, ignoring context and the supposed eye test
>>2371348surely it's donk mysteriously getting "less resources" (now they don't buy flashes for him instead of not throwing them) and not another classic of no-pressure environment
>>2371352liedonk being sick doesn't suddenly make tn1r an evp
>>2371268>>2371299Would switch monesy with ropz but outside of that it's pretty alright.
>>2371348anyone except delusional donk fans (including hally) knew this since 2024spirit has been actively shoting itself in the foot by trying to force this shit
>sh1to in top 10that's how you know the rating is a jokedude's fucking horrible in playoffs this season, and you can't even pull out the "muh eye test" card since he's a grade-a baiter
GUESS WHO JUST GOT BACK TODAYTHEM WILD-EYED BOYS THAT HAD BEEN AWAYHAVEN'T CHANGED, HAD MUCH TO SAYBUT MAN, I STILL THINK THEM CATS ARE CRAZYTHEY WERE ASKIN' IF YOU WERE AROUNDHOW YOU WAS, WHERE YOU COULD BE FOUNDTOLD THEM YOU WERE LIVIN' DOWNTOWNDRIVIN' ALL THE OLD MEN CRAZYTHE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN, THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWNI SAID, THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN, THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWNTHE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN, THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWNTHE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN, THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
b0tniggan draculan loser
>>2371426trvke
>>2371426Kek this really happened
>>2371426>>2371427>>2371428Insane self fagging
>>2371426hlc belgrade pro 2026 runner up
>>2371442KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK TRUE
>>2371411jewtality wishes they had players with such AURA
>>2371411
>>2371451Top 20
The fuck is animgraph bros
>>2371457it makes anime real (in cs)
>>2371457makes models look normal so you can shoot them easier
fat. balding. no chin.and yet he still pulls through. absolute legend.
imagine being assmad even after winning...that's the AVRA of nikogan and nikonesy
>>2371473the more important difference is it should be less taxing networking wise
imagine what frozen is thinking right nowhe needs to eliminate falcons at all costs at the major
>>2371517>at the major....................................
>>2371518oh my days I just remembered FaZe isn't there kekI'm sorry I'm just so sad for Frozen, ts is unfair fr
>>2371362donk still had the best rating, tn1r finally had an impact on t side, so did donk, but donk was far better on ct side usually for a while, not during this event.
I will always root for my goat, uncigan
CARRYIGAN OF MY SKINES I’m sad he left Faze bros
reddit is not taking the news well
ive invested too much in Faze… who am i supposed to support now?
>>2371555follow karrigan. when karrigan wins back to back majors saudia arabia will convert to Christianity
>>2371555
>>2371457cs go model movements
>>2371555Us vitachads will welcome you, we have ropz
>>2371483>neo sponsormay it reminds him his backstabbing every times he looks at himself in the mirror
>>2371555if you're looking for another dogshit team that will never win anything you could be an na fan
>>2371562woah....
>>2371562Crazy how fucking astroturfed this org is. So many retards have sprouted all over just because this is a safe team to root for, since they win everything.
>>2371578that's not what astroturfing means
>>2371555either 100thieves or vitality since the soul of faze left with rain and ropz
>>2371578you know anon, this is like football. you are a neutral, you watch a game, the emotion a team makes you feel is enough to either make you root for them or root against them.
>>2371572never heard a louder stadium in my life than when elige/s1mple got their clutches or when they chanted fuck you apex when they popped up
>>2371633simple clutch? don't remember it, I remember elige's clutch.
>>2371578it helps knowing what a buzzword means before you use it, much more effective
>>2371555join us falchads in making redditors seethe.
>>2371555We gotta keep going brother, for twistzz and frozen.
>>2371555why would you stop being a Faze fan just because karrigan left?
>>2371658because karrigan was Faze
>>2371680aura
>ag2 tonightvitality era over
>>2371691isn't ts gonna fuck with donkey even more?I know the 'Woo and his lads will adapt, but how will donk adapt?
>>2371701donk was good in cs:go as wellnothing will change
there are 24k real human beings watching ohne and dona listen to radiosnuke(the atomic bomb, not the map) this whole world
>>2371448rlewis wins again
>>2371704okayat least the karambit will be held properly in pro matches now
>>2371555nigga true Faze fans left with rain
>>2371555nigga true Faze fans left with ropz
>>2371704will be easier for his opponents to shoot at him
>>23717321.26 rating vs top 20 in 2023 (CSGO)How much easier does it have to get?
>>2371705chill lil bro, this is all just a game
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>2371824AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2371824WHAT was rain thinking with that haircut
>>2371824WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
>>2371824so glad this c0rny lineup isn't here anymore
>>2371824https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDQ-gI6_oFg
>Hey you faggot, Falcons Up or what?Well /magog/, how do you respond?
>>2371846FALCONSUP
FAZE U-I MEAN, FALCONS UP
I knew most faze fans were plastics
>>2371846wonder how crowds will respond when he inevitably tries to hype them up, but this time in a falcons jersey
>>2371875normal people stopped caring about falcons already, it's only weird r*dditors/xitters faggots that still have a chip on their shoulder
>>2371846#FalconsAreHere habibi
>>2371870plastic is made with oil
>>2371862At this point this smug prick is mocking us. Its alright, ropz will do the needful and punish his fat ass.
i really like this green effect falcons keep using
>>2371846Falcons up! The meltdown when they beat vitality will be glorious
>>2371875regular people love falcons because it's NiKo and m0NESYthey don't care about the moral issues of Falcons as an org because they have a life to live and care for what's happening with them and their country directlyso the reaction will be positive
>>2371894I would love to see what Karrigan can do with Falconsthe IGL clash with apEX is gonna be legendary
>>2371894but they beat vitality at rio....
>>2371905In a match when it did not matter muchBlast Bounty was more meaningful and there was a stand-in
https://x.com/chefdangalhardo/status/2046056518743671117fat niggas would rather die than take their shirt off
Falcons with faze magic?End of the road for vitality
karrigan + kyousuke will be a fucking circus
>>2371987he will submit or he will be kicked
>>2371987>Why do I get only the most retarded fucking rookies to ever hit the CS scene?(c) karrigan on playing with broky, jcobbb and kyousuke in his career
>>2371998Kyosucky aint that bad. He can be tamed and molded, and unc is the man for the job, just like how niko tamed and molded m0NESY.
big fat old karrigan will discipline kayosucky well
reminder
>blast rivalsvitality and faze>pgl astanafalcons>iem atlantavitality and faze>cacfalconswe won't see falcons take on either before the major
>>2372019Now let's see how long ago apEX won without ZywOo.
>>2372027their only MU is gonna be in grand finals
>>2372027>ropz continues to torment fazewhat a merciless bastard
Does zywoo need vitality or does vitality need zywoo?With donk it's pretty easy, spirit need him more than he needs them.
>>2372097yes
>>2372035you do know karrigan played two years without ropz in that time period and still won nothing, right?
>>2372097every time zywoo is under 1.00 vitality struggle or loseit's pretty clear vitality need zywoo
>>2372097both. apparently zywoo is a lazy fat cunt who doesn't prep his games. the coaching staff/apex tells him what to be aware of regarding his opponents before games, meanwhile the other players watch demos of their opponents to get ready.
>>2372137GOATwoo doesn't need to study his opponents, for he knows his opponents better than they know themselves
>>2372111>two yearsNot even one and a half bro, calm down buddy. And now he jumped to the fragtard heaven and they will win at least one tournament by just outdueling everyone.
>>2372139Sunziwoo
>mfw pretending not to notice yoda has just whipped lightsaber out
kek
>>2372139Do you ever cringe at the shit you post here?
>>2372141ropz stayed with mouz one more year in 2021 and during that period karrigan couldn't achieve even one big trophy with a star roster, bro
>>2372162and that is..?
>>2372176must be karrigna vs kyxsan
>>2372162LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>2372179I really want to believe that people who compare the fragging of classic igls have died out
>>2372182want to compare tournament placings?>>2371445
>>2372097vitality without zypoo is still a superteamzypoo doesnt even open like m1nesy, mologoat or 2018 s0mple. you can replace him with another awper who just hold angles (like sh1ro) and vitality remains the same
>>2372195TRVKE
Karrigan going from broky to m0NESY is gonna roll back unc's years
reality will be harsh for b0tniggan cocksuckers
justice for kyxsanpunished kyxsan arc
>>2372195>>2372200kwab
punished = no longer getting one of the biggest salary in cs scene for doing the bare minimum
monesy and kyo are so lucky..
>>2372240no wonder they fell so easily for himdonk will too (in time)
>>2372217PGL SINGAPORE MAJOR, SINGAPORE 2026
>>2372258>karrigan gets benched for a benched playerusing the -broky +broky tactic on him, that would be sweet
>>2371348we been saying this
>>2372240Finn is so lucky...
define resources that are apparently given to donkbecause no roles have been shifted nor has the amount of utility thrown for him
>>2372430decoys thrown in front of him, and guns
>>2358272Back from the hike. I'm not even gonna lie, I almost died. It was an 1100 feet climb and it had rained earlier. The last part of the hike was on a steep slope with nothing to grab on to. So I had to crawl all the way to the top. One slip and it would've been over. But the Spirit of the Woo was calling to me, and I pushed through.>>2364024>>2364042Thanks for trying to recycle buddies.>>2364061Kek kys nigga you're literally the one being autistic about links, I gave up this shit a while back. >2364079Autists gonna autist.>>2364107>>2364119Stop coping niggas, the jannies left up a no link thread exactly like this >>2226522>>2364143It's completely fixable if it weren't for the spergs itt. Guess this is what happens in a low trust society.>2364111>2364116I have better things to do than spam on fucking 4channel you neet incel freak losers.>>2364479rent free cuckAnyways,So Vitality, Sp0r0t, Falc0ns, F0ria, Faze and M0uz huh? Goddamn I missed peak posting hours. I don't even know what to say.1. Vitality winning was expected.2. Sp0r0t making it to the finals was unexpected.3. F0ria losing to Falc0ns was expected AND funny. Just retire already f0llen no one cares.4. jL0L joining m0uz makes them b0tniggan-falc0ns tier hatewatch worthy.5. I hope Faze know what they're cooking. Excited for the new and improved, lightweight Faze. #FaZeUP
>long wall of autism
I know you read the whole thing like a good (autistic) boy.
we didn't reuse your dog thread because it has wrong subjectno need to make that big post replying to everyone, no one cares
>>2372457
>wespoken like a true predditor
ropz leaves Faze: everyone cordially says goodbyehippo leaves Faze: not a single fucking word from anyone, anywherereally says everything about what the team thinks of this faggot and who really is the traitor
>>2372480goatz probably had a long discussion about it with fazekarrigan just did it unexpectedly
>>2372480
No peep about danedog nepotism huh?
>>2372442comparing to iem krakow 2026>decoys thrown in front of himsame amount of traded teammates per round, rio has higher percentage evenon the contrary, rio donk has a way lower opening deaths traded percentage (16% vs 30% in krakow) which points to zont1x and magixx failing to do their job and not donk failing (similar amount of opening kills per round)>and gunsak47 usage in krakow: 51.79%ak47 usage in rio: 58.43%anything else you can imagine?
>Fixed a bug that allowed silently climbing ladders at run speed by sporadically tapping movement keys.Stupid fucking interns don't understand there are certain tickets you're NOT supposed to close
>>2371824I...
d5nkey has a bad event for his standards and they make the finals for the first time in how long... interesting for sure, but I feel I am not qualified to say more
>>2372457>It's completely fixable if it weren't for the spergs itt. Guess this is what happens in a low trust society.So it literally isn't.
>5 minutes after leaving Faze and joining Falcons>already calling the guy who originally kicked you from Faze "brother"unbelievable
>Long wall of cope including replies to his imaginary 4chan enemies and a sprinkle of blog posting on topImpressive stuff
animgraph2d5nk is done
Shut the fuck up you baltoid retard.
>>2372457>I have better things to do>blog posts while trying to settle personal vendettas against anonymous postskek
0tard is shartmericanthat really explains everything
>0chad is chadmericanI... I kneel!
>>2372514I wanted the gun stats but HLTV's stat seems to show weapons with which a player got kills not the round usage otherwise mezii wouldn't have 60% of the time a riflebut otherwise donk's clutching has increased a lot, while his entrying & trading went down, so I guess he is not getting the entry/trading bonus from the 3.0 rating (ropz actual goat then ?)
>>2372592>donk's clutching has increased a lotbecause he had 3 clutches in rio and none in krakow, his time alive per round is lower in rio>while his entrying & trading went down? both of those stats are higher in riowhat decreased his rating is round swing, kpr, adr and multikills droping, which can be written-off as him being sick and not mythical system changes
d5nk is officially done
>>2372614>>while his entrying & trading went down>? both of those stats are higher in rioI was filtering with playoffs since that's when the gameplan seemed to have changed (they would have an hero AK on sick donk in groupstage while in playoff you'd see him on galil while zontix & tn1r had AK)
>>2372633looking closer at playoffs, it seems the increased trading was applicable vs falcons and vitality onlyvs mouz they were running the same setup as usual, so I wouldn't count this as the genius soft1k "solving" Spirit just yet, if this continues for the next tournament then it counts as a win for him, since there's a high possibility this is the "hiding donk" chopper mentioned several times this year to break the gameplan of the enemy
>>2372663I don't really know what was behind, I just noticed that for the first time I've seen donk on a lesser weapon than other non shiro teammatesis him trading more hiding donk or a new system ? can't tell but the buys make me think it could be a temporary system that we might not ever see again
HOLY FUCK THE GLOCK AND FAMAS BURST IS CRAZY NOW KEKKK
it feels so fucking good oh my god
>>2372796donk when zywoo is POUNDING his gay ass
1.6 famas cinema
>>2372600trvke
>>2372772they patched it :(
why are zywoo and niko fans always thinking about gay sex
>karriganmore like karrishartraitorfucking dinosaur just retire already
>>2373197he will, in tears, after they lose the major
Is we back
>>2373246what is this rainbow faggot shit in my cs2 thread
>>2372551sometimes brothers fight
aimgraph2 feels kinda good nglit's gonna nerf donk which is so fucking funny
>>2373304it will also buff players like niko and basically everyone who were more strongly impacted by the csgo->cs2 change
>>2373304>>2373318this feel like hopium
>>2373335go check any aimgraph comparison videos, it's not quite csgo, but much closer to it than beforedonk became famous for taking full advantage of the wonky cs2 animations ("donkslide" etc.), they've directly nerfed making your model tweak out like a spastic by spamming a-d-a-d and tapping crouch
The netcode feels noticeably better with AG2 even aside from the animation differences. It feels like my shots just connect as they should and fights seem less janky and hectic. No real instances of shooting someone, doing no damage, and seeing bullet holes behind their head after they move which was pretty noticeable before in any DM session. Of course, I'm basing that off of a few matches and like 20 minutes in DM but FWIW I still felt like that even in the games where I wasn't doing hot.
AnimeGraph2
niggas talking bout cs gameplay and shit when 99% (4 out of the 5 unique ips) of niggas here dont play the game
>>2373404I'd bet the majority do in fact play the gamealso the update is relevant to the pro scene if that soothes your autism
>>2373404I dont play this shit game
>>2373404Me and at least one other person evidently do so your math is wrong, you silly goose.
>>2373396the models move more predictably in pretty much all sitationsit's especially noticeable on inclinesthis will 100% buff awpers and players who rely more on good crosshair placement (niko) and remove an advantage from players who mastered making the model flop around like a wet noodle in the windhow big of a difference it will actually make is hard to say
>>2373318It's a huge awper buff
>>2373422broky is so back baby
>>2373422I'm reminded of 2024 when it seemed awpers constantly kept whiffing shots that looked like they were dead on targetthey obviously somewhat adapted since then but this will likely help them further
>>2373432The models move so similarly to the csgo ones that it's like all their visual memory will be back for point and click. Total m0nesy RESURGENCE
>>2373437how will this effect molodoy
>>2373438the update sadly wont help with bad decision making and mentally crumbling in important matchesit might make awping slightly more consistent though
>>2373438>fraudosoyIt won't
>>2372551>unbelievablewhy
>>2373351bruh just watch any of his entries where he runs in and kills 3 minimum, I think he will be fine
>>2373469I don't expect it to have a massive impact overall, but he was basically the first at that level to utilize the new model movement mechanics to such high potential so it's certainly taking a bite out of that advantageniko in comparison actively complained about how cs2 animations made the models move and he has always been known for his preaim and crossahair placement, which will benefit from more predicable model movement
>>2373469>I thinkwho cares
the update also noticeably upgraded performance (higher fps, better 1% lows) and they fiddled with the netcode to make it more snappyall in all they made actually hitting people easier, or rather, work more like it should
