Aries Cup starting at 10pm, April 23Race Conditions: Nakayama, Turf, 2000m Medium, Right-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmWe also have Triple Crown races coming on the 25th and 26th.>URA ShoURA scenario, Spring, Good, Mile, Right, use one human card. Tazuna is not on this list for reason.>Shopsuki Shohttps://files.catbox.moe/5yaeva.pngEverything's in the image for your needs. I didn't forsee the Shakur free card and I don't know if I care enough to edit the picture. He didn't>Tenno SHOHNONONOBasically longslop hell of the last CM but you can only run umas in a style they have an E or below aptitude in. As an example, Grass can be run as a Front or End, Tamamo can only be a front, and so on. My apologies to Mayanofags, you know why.This userscript adds functionality to upload to Catbox directly from 4chan, for text-only posts, this also attaches the first Catbox link found, if any, to the post as a normal image.https://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbYaeno Muteki debuts on Apr 20 (UTC), share builds, parents, host rooms and feed your horses
>>2370191Bamboo Memory!
She's so ugly bros....
Start a new career. NOW. Or I will END you
/vm/a WON!
>>2370196…but enough about Stinko Windy
>>2370198But /v/ma lost
Hmmmm fresh bread
>>2370201/v/ma (club) won
I don't care who you faggots send im not pulling for this bricky ugooo
>>2370200Fuck you, nigger.
I prefer Rice
>>2370204...the participation trophy!
She doesn't even look like bamboo memory
>>2370205Everyone here has a moral obligation to do a cheeky tenner on Yaeno Muteki, that or daily paid rolls while she is in rotation. A dozen trainee tickets will also suffice
>>2370206She looks like she's weak to anal
>martial artist >not even known to be strong
>>2370213Umas don't do anal. They're for breeding purposes only.
Join the unplanned race of the day! Mejiro Monday! Bring your best mejiros! (Or most likely, dobers)58182897
>>2370214Martial arts is more than just pumping iron. I wouldnt expect a mejirohead to understand
BREAD
>>2369959Get back in the fucking mines, maggot.
>>2370221Thats not a bread, thats a bred
>>2370218Can I swap my McQueen to a sacrificial daily one?
>>2370221Curren's never beating the whor(s)e allegations.
>>2370222LMAO, WHO MADE THIS
Name my band
>>2370191I’d pull her if cheerleaders weren’t next, maybe if I get lucky and hit the double whammy in a single tenner.
>>2370229The Red Flags
>>2370229Queen Flabby and the Dobermen
Yaeno looks really fucking bad ngl, anyone know how she does in game?
>>2370211>t.Yaeno
>>2370219>Martial arts is more than just pumping ironWith enough STR no DEX can save you from getting one shot
>>2370234One could say she’s more than meta defining - She’s ERA defining. Take one good look at her and it’s not hard to see why.
>>2370191Worst part about mant is releasing all these random ass WHOmas
>>2370218>Oh cool! Can't wait to see some memejiros >look inside>All dobah
>>2370241Bwuh? Douba is a Mehjiro too
>>2370231>He can't luckbend>He can't pull both cheer umas with the free rolls.
How much stamina does VClanker need? I got like 500 with 2*stam
>>2370245I have like a 97% spurt rate with 650 stam and a 1 white
Her unique seems comically hard to get value out of
>>2370236If that were the case bodybuilders would win boxing/MMA without a sweat but those muscles dont translate to fighting mastery, it’s not that simple. Too much bulk can make you stiff, drain stamina, and so on. pumping iron doesnt necessarily equate to a stronger punch. If you want a stronger punch, then you practice punching. There’s more to fighting than just raw power as well. It’s as much a mental game as it is a physical one, predicting one’s moves, using movement to corner someone into an advantageous spot, feints, counters and so on. At the highest level, raw power falls short and oftentimes the speed and timing to land the hit at the opportune moment is what’s more important. Simply put if you are too slow and predictable to even land a hit, you wont do any damage, power be damned. People see the big wind up punches coming from a mile away, so better to have the straight shot with no give even if it does less damage. It hits
>>2370250Too many words. I punch hard and I win
>>2370245700ish if no heals and 500ish guts. Grab some heals, that aint enough.
>>2370191>Aries cup in 3 days>Havent made anything yetHahahaha I'm boned arent i...
Stop bullying yaeno, she's a nice girl. She still believes in santa
>>2370251*Ahem*Big punch SLOW. me move out way, now hit with fast punch. You dead, me winner!
>>2370254these mean posts reek of /vg/ sensibilities desu
>>2370253Anon.....we had more time than ever...
>>2370258I was doing 1 run a day making TTers.. and then doing it again when I realized I was still seesawing...
>>2370257I think you should take your meds, I dont like this UGOOO and I'm a VOOma OG.
>>2370257nyo bwo!
I'm struggling to understand, how the hell do you struggle slurping noodles? How do you fuck it up
>>2370258Not him but I also don't even have a full team, this is bullshit
PUT THE GL SCENARIO ALREADY!!
>>2370257/vg/ likes Yaeno Cuteki
>>2370265She’s good at slurping my noodle!
>>2370271Why should she have trouble with it? It's so short and slim
>>2370265Because her tits are big so shes having a hard time slurping noodles without going to her uniform
>>2370270Finally, we might come to an understanding
>>2370265maybe she almost chokes herself or makes a big fucking mess
>>2370258No amount of time or prep will improve chances of victory Just run bwobwoguri and doubledom and enjoy your stay in umaHELL!
>>2370265SLURPtono Diamond
>>2370265Super rich girl upbringing only supplied her with the Finest ramen noodles that have peak optimal flavor absorption that never go too soggy and have perfect elasticiy and mouthfeel so she never needed to slurp them up like us plebs.
>>2370265Some of the newer secrets are very amusing, tama is hank hill
>>2370279Lmao
every time I'm sad I touch my horse and become happy
>>2370265If it's not sucking her trainer's dick she's kind of bad at it
>>2370286Please don't touch the hors
It's the same Uma.
>>2370275We go together like shit and pissAnd i’d like to think we’re the piss
>>2370286
>>2370282What the fuck air shakur is italian?
>running xoguri + 2 domYou cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
>>2370288no>>2370291cute!
I will win every mant CM with the most soulless team possible to prove that this scenario is garbage.
>>2370289Bampoo is a cringy backseat janny
>>2370282They're getting pretty cheeky now that they added the Tazuna ones. Still haven't spotted a Akikawa one though. Anyone got a screen cap of them?
>>2370292>SoccerCALCIO
>>2370295I KNEELI SQUEALMY CM WINS AREN'T REAL
>>2370295Only thing you’re proving is that you’re a soulless metaWHOREYou WILL answer for this in the afterlife
>>2370292Fun fact, the lore reason for this is because air shakur was gonna be called Air Scudetto, which is the name of Italian flag sewn on a jersey
>>2370293what if i run my (non-fatty) oshi with 2 doms because i have complete faith in her to defeat the HOG menace?
>>2370305>Racing outfit being inspired instead by Milan or InterWould've been kino, we need a footy Uma
>>2370299Yeah it’s called divegrass!
>>2370295Truly carrying the weight of the world
>>2370292Air Shakur SEETHING at the ABSOLUTE STATE of it*lian football
>>2370308That’s so/v/lAnything that’s not fronts/Xoguri is so/v/l
>>2370297They're all in the secrets tab friend
>>2370304I can't use my favorites during this scenario. What am I to do?
>>2370308As long as your oshi isn't a clanker or a hag
>>2370313How the fuck did they fail to qualify for the World Cup AGAIN? I feel so bad for them, it was only Bosnia lads...
How much of a difference does Medium S actually make? I don't know which of these two clankers would do better in CM.
Air Shakur would probably suck Maldinis dick
>forgot to do my team trial today>tallying period>can't finish my dailiesAAAAAAAA MY 45 CARATS
>>2370321Medium S is like what, equivalent to 120 speed?
>>2370321I would stick with the right bourbon because 775 is way too low for a front. Try to make a similar bourbon with med S and it should be great for CM
I'll be starting the Mejiro Monday race soon.>not a single BrightI knew I should have brought her...Also, I'm not on my PC right now so if someone wants to screenshot the results, feel free to do so.
>>2370321>775 witShes glue boss
>>2370292since she's a 4chan user, i hope she's pirating them because italian pallone (soccer) is fucking shit. use the pezzotto, dont give them any money
>>2370328Please wait, there's a guy finishing his Mejiro run
>>2370328>No Ardan>No Bright>Just DobersSo can we agree then, that dober is THE Yurouma?
>>2370321Without looking at your image, let’s put it this way. You wouldnt run a Clanker with 1080 speed would you? Well medium S is 120+ speed. So you go from 1200 to about 1320, it’s a game changer.
>>2370332Sure.
>>2370335NTA but I won a plat with a 1100 speed jobber late surger, I still don't know how lmao
>>2370332How long could it possibly take? She’s done by the end of junior year!
>>2370342That was a good one.
>>2370328/howa/bros....we were too late again....
>>2370256>I'm sure to win because my speed is superior
>>2370339Well you can still win, especially if you get lucky or your abilities get you into good position, good accels will help as well. Gamblers are like that. Good positioning and accels will cancel out not having that extra speed, but extra speed helps especially the longer the race. If it’s sprint/mile it’s less impactful but still important imo. And sometimes in a long race you can win on account of just not gassing, and lates are energy efficient. Still, if you wanna win, you best bring that distance S
>>2370327I'm so fucking tired of inheritance rolling.I've had so many potential CM aces ruined solely by missing ground/distance S.
>>2370339if it was mile, S matters less there. my virgo winner had mile A and only slightly less WR than my mile S aces. and you can just luckshit into wins sometimes with lates
>>2370350Medium S is a gaslight.You heard it here first folks, you will one day remember this
>>2370293>xoguri and 2 frontsIt's tough being an underdog against all the metafags, but I believe in my girls.
>>2370244I blew my Uma luck here, it’s been suffering since.
>>2370348You think it’s a meme but it’s true (to an extent). Assuming both men are of similar weight class, if you only spam power punches, a real fighter sees that coming from a mile away. You have to set them up with fast strikes that pave the way. That or a counter shot that uses the opponent’s force against them. A straight shot that lands first beats the slow looping shot. Timing + accuracy overrides power in most cases. Power is good, but if you’re too slow to land you’re just wasting energy. Against a shitter or a drunk idiot that might work, but if you’re talking the art of fighting, on the champion level speed is VERY important and punchlets can get away with a lot if their movement/defense/WIT is also high
>>2370350Just slime the career if you don't get anything from the first inspiration. That is the secret to defeating m*nt.
>>2370355I know, its so hard to make my oshi oguri cap win but we are trying our best
>>2370358>slimeAre you retarded?
>>2370353This wasnt even true during the original CM. Even during Taurus, not having Medium S meant you’d lose to Oguri (vanilla) who had it. Now Xoguri is so busted even she can win without medium S, but that’s a different story
>>2370362KEK UNC MALDING
>>2370293I'm running xoguri, choco clanker, and the beach hag.Call me a metaslave, I refuse to run debuffers.
Is winning with BASE oguri soulful?
>>2370366nyes
Should I feel embarrassed and hate myself over not only my Aces bring shit but also not even having a full team yet? Because I am
>>2370368You are worth NOTHING, your life has NO PURPOSE! Your aces are SHIT!
>>2370368No, its xogurislop, this is a mickey mouse cup
>>2370366It’s like one of those poor people that wears designer clothesOh you got the gucci bag but you’re poor, who cares
>>2370370>this is a mickey mouse cupBut you say that about every CM…
>>2370370But my XOguris are not good
>>2370372M I C K E YM O U S E
>>2370369I should kill myself now
>>2370368Dont be hard on yourselfJust be ready to get raped by you know who. There’s no shame in not trying for this one, it’s awash
>>2370337>He didn't make it in timeIt's over...
>>2370375DONT ANONWE NEED TO GET TO A+
>>2370368I don't really care to say anything or read the post
>>2370377I have XOguri, it'd be even more embarrassing if I didn't try, I can't even get her to 1200x3 with good skills
>>2370382WHO CARESAre you gonna cry or are you going to lock in?
>>2370383Cry, I am worthless
>>2370382You can always run her in one of the upcoming Xogurislop CMs, there’s like 3 more alone during MANT. What’s the rush?
>>2370265Do you think she goes to her fellow rich girl and local ramen connoisseur Fine for tips?
>Champions meeting>Not everyone you meet is a champion????
>>2370383The reality is nobody cares about how many plats you have. Worthless trinkets. Did you have >FUN?
>>2370382ive seen the S+ slopguris win by miles, youre gonna be fine as long as you get SOMETHING
>>2370388Potential Champions Meeting didnt exactly roll off the tongue
>>2370384I think you got bigger problems than your CM team brotisserie chicken. Always remember plats are a meme and its better to just have fun
>2nd time Groove won against SS umas I am not used to this feeling and I'm not sure if I like it either
I wouldn't care about winning plats if it wasn't such a massive income of potential pulls
>>2370393Based Empress slapping those frauds into submission
>>2370394I care because winning plats is the only reason to feel good about yourself in this game
>>2370394its like three extra rolls
bwoguri + two debuffers = metaslavebwoguri + two fronts = metaking
>>2370393Post her
Is XOguri protestant or catholic?
>>2370392Mental problems?
>>2370398more like metaFAGGOT
>>2370401neither, jewish
>>2370403MetaKING
>>2370401Cath, protestants are cucks
>>2370406Heard you were worried about proccing groundwork. No worries, I got three greens for you: my dick and two balls!
https://jiggie.fun/RSjLurEuropean Extreme difficulty, join at your own risk. Only 252 pieces to compensate.
>>2370410Are u retarded, if your cock and balls are green go get that shit checked out.
>>2370399ok
>>2370412Jesus Christ, noped
>>2370397Try 7
>>2370412Is this one of the famous difficult tests of the trainer exam?
Tell me your headcanons anon, be it funny, angsty or anything else.Personally I head canon jordan to be one of those undiagnosed ADHD retards
>>2370421I think Taiki likes to play arcade shooters and Taishin is her rival.
>>2370421I like to think that grass actually sorta hates natto but to keep up the Japanese larp she gaslit herself into thinking its the best shit ever
>>2370270In the last like 10 months I never thought I could say this, but /vg/ faggots are alright sometimes.
>>2370421Seiuns umastragram account has 3 followers and she only posts extremely shitty photos of fish she caught
>>2370421I like to think that most umas have weird fetishes other than just Digitan, they must all have a special kink that they don't tell anyone right?
>>2370421Suzuka bribes politicians and lawmakers to increase the speed limit for umas
What's your opinion on the newest donkey in JP?
>>2370431Just holding up the UI with those things, goddamn
>held the grilled carrots until i got charmingyep yep, looking good
>>2370328Starting NOW. Thanks for joining, and enjoy your Mejiro day, desu wa.
Nerf XoguriBuff BigSlutty
>>2370431Those qualify as Antenna
Happy birthday to Fenomeno!
Does Grass' ult actually do anything?
>>2370431Total cute, groovegenes continue producing Kino. She's such a bitch but its okay I can fix her
>>2370436>4/20 Mejiro Daymore like Mejiro Doobie
>THAT horse has a birthday>NOONE posted herWhat happened to this place?
Holy christ
>>2370448Do these guys know that only 3-4 are going to proc Moving Past and Beyond?
>fast learner>thinking cap in the shopwhy?
>>2370431get them big ass ears out of the damn caption
>>2370449Dont care didnt ask + Dober won
>>2370191>I didn't forsee the Shakur free card and I don't know if I care enough to edit the pictureT-that means my Bright that I made with Shakur card still applies, right?
>>2370449yes, MY dober will proc it and win
>>2370448>this is the only way dober can win a race
>>2370455My Dober was so superior she got too far ahead of all the other Doobers and didnt proc it. What a sham!
>>2370456>still thinking that Dober is badBoy you are retarded
>>2370456dober was doing really well in aries rooms yesterday
>>2370431Someone check if she's finally the one to surpass Rice
>>2370448>my dober gassed out right before the finish lineI mean it was to be expected since she was only made to run in CM12 but FUUUUUUUCK
>>2370191I KNOW SHE DOESN'T SEEM THAT GREAT... but I remember a JPbro saying her career is great and she had one of the best character arcs in the manga. It'll take a while for the anime to get there but once it does you may regret not being an early believer. Give Yaeno Muteki a chance!
>>2370466Based MutekiCHAD
>>2370466Sadly I don't have the funds, tho I really feel bad for her, I don't want her to be ignored but she is in a Jordan situation of being sandwiched between good banners and people not having enough carats :(
>>2370466>another medium distance pace chaser with no notable intrinsic skillsthat's going to have to be a skippa from me
>>2370466Muteki a cool, a cute, and seems to be a KINO.>banner comes out in the middle of my graveyard shiftMaaaaan... Will pull tomorrow for sure!
what do I need for valentine's clankerI got no fine motion so I can't get 1k witcan barely make it to 500 stamina with 2* stamkitasan and ntr hate each other and never train togethercan I gutsmaxx or is that stupid
>>2370468Jordan is a good comparison because it seems like a lot of people who got spooked by her ended up doing her career and love her now
>ASTERgod defends this Mejiro Monday
>>2370466I do want her, but Cheer Kingu's and Palmers banners is so close that I cannot afford it, I don't even know if I will have carrats for Palmer!But then again, Palmer WILL get a rerun, even if after a while, perhaps I could sacrifice her and hedge my bets on Gyaru banner, but then again I already have Shinchi and Jordan, so it would be a bit of a waste and there is a smaller chance of luckshitting her while the other three are there
>Racing CarnivalQuite possibly the worst carnival ever
>>2370485How can it be the worst if you get to race?
She's coming.... I am intimidated
>>2370488Not much of a carnival reallymore of a Grand Prix
>>2370485An event that doesn't make you play careers is perfect during mant.
>>2370493Is that the Phat one? Looks really good, I never bought an anime figurine before how much do these tend to cost?
>>2370495when does the “having >fun” part start though?
>>2370498Ask your mom.
>>2370498when mant ends in july
>>2370499She told me to go to a real carnival
>>2370497The yen is very devalued. Assuming 25k yen, that would be around 150~ dollars. I bought a Neicha fig and it was around that too(plus import taxes but I won't count that)
>>2370412That was fun, good job everyone. And remember that completing a monument to Chrono-sama entitles you to one day of vacation!
>>2370502I'm a yuropoor so I'm guessing anything I save from the stronger currency will bite me from the shipping costs.
>>2370505See me in room 101. Now.
>>2370506>I'm a yuropoorUnironically how do you guys even survive the 20% shipping tax?
>>2370413>balls (green):|>balls (blue):O
>>2370509I eat shoe leather instead of semen for a month
>>2370511We don't talk about Unity here
>>2370509We dont>t. Have 4 figurines, over half of what I paid was for shipping
The jiggie crap doesn't belong on 4chan.It's just a pseudo Discord server, and coordinating things off-site ruins the anonymous part.I hope all the jiggie posters kill themselves.
>>2370518Hmm...
>Trying waaay too hard there, bub.
>>2370493God those tits
>>2370265I'm still trying to figure out what Ticket's first secret means.
>>23704742speed/2pow/2wit got good results for me. Gutsmaxxing should work with her growths, 3guts/3wit might be good but you have to try it out. I hope you have Ayabe.
>no medium S>Firm Course Menace and double Right-Handed is sort of like having 1320 speed, but this just means that I lose to the fatties that have those skills AND medium S
>>2370518Without it everyone here would keep getting banned while trying to make threads on /v/
>>2370518Jiggie is the reason we get to be here.
>>2370520He's right you know
>>2370537I know bait when I see it. The same can't be said of the Teioposters though.
>>2370534your spring runner?
>>2370518>ruins the anonymous partUmagrok, whats a "tripcode"?
>>2370539Hey what's with the stray bullet
For someone who's heading to group B, I wanna do 1 dominator, do I do grass or rudolf? What deck?
>>2370515I'm a thirdie and pic related ended up costing me around +50% between shipping and taxes. Still worth it tho. Neicha love.
>>2370535We would still be in /v/.Why did 300-400 anons surrender to a single mod? He couldn't possibly had infinite stamina to keep that kind of pressure going forever. What he achieved was a psychological victory, because our leadership is weak-minded.
>>2370539I do feel like we could ease up on jiggies for a while at the least. I passed you again in fans anyways.
>>2370541/v/ma should require using your in game ID as a trip to post
>>2370545>group Bwhy not triple ace at that point
>slopjuice is backloaded so far into the run that it doesnt even matter anymore
>>2370544Inferiority complex
>>2370544>American uma>has a revolverI mean, it's fitting at least? >>2370548>We would still be in /v/When carpet banning started people went over to /vg/.>He couldn't possibly had infinite stamina to keep that kind of pressure going foreverKek
>>2370548>Why did 300-400 anons surrender to a single mod?It wasn't a SINGLE mod anymore. You weren't there to see what was actually going on behind the scenes. It wasn't just about uma.
>>2370553Because I'm too shit to make a good ace even by B standards.
>>2370518While rude, this isn't incorrect. People become parasocial easily. One or two lifeless niggas will eventually try to make as many jiggies as possible to satisfy their daily social needs, and will become dependant on it, identifying regulars as their friends, and will get withdrawal symptoms and start acting weird when their needs aren't being satisfied. At that point people aren't "Anonymous" anymore, which is the point of being here and not on a fucking discord server.Jiggies should happen once in a while, not every day at every time. But that's just my personal opinion. Do whatever you want.
>>2370529I don't so I guess I'm fucked. Was thinking Urara, Yeppers and maybe Groove might work but I guess it doesn't for whatever reason. I can't make sense of three-way splits for decks, how are you supposed to level each of the trainings up? I can barely even get 2 at lv5 on normal runs.
>>2370265>Kitasan usually falls in love with things at first sightFinally, I found a realistic way for someone to ever love me.
>>2370560We got convinced that it was futile to continue, but the same thing could have happened to the other side, if we had shown that our behavior doesn't change with the bans. If all they could see was a waste of energy that doesn't accomplish anything, then maybe they would rethink if having an uma thread is really that bad and worth all that effort. But now they're convinced that it works, and that anons are easily bent over. While these people that forced our surrender get to flaunt their stupid chatrooms.
>>2370525She is very peculiar about her underwear, its not that complicated
Oh, its doomposting hours again?
>4 turns before debut>holy fuckinb4 "nyooo, dont post midrun, thatll brick it" im shit at the game regardless lmao
>>2370582>Posted itBRIIIIIIIIIIIICKED
>>2370582
>>2370582By this 7 you'll get hit by slow metabolism twice and will quickly lose practice perfect to balance it out.
>>2370582It’s okay. Even if you don’t brick in the run, getting infamous will end up bricking you during the CM instead. I’m still a bit sad about that super Ticket I made ages ago.
>>2370572>Urara, Yeppers and maybe GrooveThis can still work, but the lack of speed and power bonus will make it harder. If you want to try anyway keep in mind that you may want to press good speed trainings during summer.The other problem with guts/wit decks right now is that's you don't really get good golds. Bourbon relies on Angling to mid race golds like Curvature and Killer Tunes are good to have.>three-way splitsIdeally you train wit plus one other stat outside of summer and get good rainbows for the third stat during summer, but even if that doesn't happen (which is the case most of the time) I find that lower training levels don't matter that much.Another thing you could try is use 5 total speed/wit cards and then use the last slot for a card with a good gold, such as power Condor. But it'll be harder to get enough stam that way unless you can compensate with sparks.
Oh nyo!
>>2370551Not every Taiki poster is me.
>>2370582i curse you with rainbowlet summer
>>2370577Fucking nigger you don't know what you're talking about
7 more centimeters VS 15,000,000 CC
>>2370582Would be a shame to fail Niigata Junior 4 times in a row ahah
>>2370588>Even on boards with gets enabled, Fukutards miss them by one
>>2370599You shouldn't have told them that dubs work on /vm/ you don't know what you just did
What blue sparks do you need during GL?
>>2370603>You shouldn't have told them>Even though you can clearly see them
>>2370605Do you honestly think Fukutards are smart enough to put two and two together?
>>2370611Don't worry, they'll forget about it in a second
>>2370599>>2370603You can get dubs here?!
>>2370612i do NOT have memory of a goldfish!
>>2370613Don't bite the hand of the nice jannies that are accommodating you here.
>>2370614You are breathing manually nowTry to remember that!
i have a parasocial relationshitp with my danchou, my rivals, and (you)
>>2370621I BREATHE MANUALLYI FEEL MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTHI FEEL THE CLOTHES ON MY SKINI LOST THE GAMEI AM ALIVE!
So what accels work on the CM after this anyways? I heard the usual for lates isn’t gonna work this time so I’m not sure what to use now.
>>2370286all the milk goes to her ears
>>2370286Why no uma BE?
>Turf and Medium S in my daily URA run for the daily.Fuck me.
>>2370582Update: kek'd at the inspiration event
>>2370642forgot to upload picrel lmao, what a dumbass
>>2370286She's not getting any bigger because she's dead.
>>2370644Jesus Christ dude
>>2370644my neigha...
>>2370648News flash newfag, most of them are.
>>2370431Love her, my timeline is nothing but the cutest pictures of her
>>2370659
>Rainbowless summer>Sub-600 speed at the end of Classic>So many mood down events I'm seeing things I've never seen before>Ran out of clocks and lost 2 G1s alreadyI hate dailies so fucking much, I just want to glue this garbage run
>>2370657Uh oh, it seems I upset the only Ricefag in the world.
>>2370644Shiraoki givethShiraoli taketh away
>>2370661Not the slide!
>>2370628pumpmpbredshiftlatekino
neighers i feel like i am getting so close to THE RUN™what measures do i take to ensure that i dont choke it or make hasty choices
>>2370663Please be the first meltdown on /vm/. It'll be funny.
>>2370661humiliation ritual
>>2370671We're watching you do it right now lol
>>2370666that is an above average run for me dude, ill just put it to mile TT to use that mile Salso, checked devilish gets
>>2370628Angling + Red Shift CM.
Is the next CM still oguri cup?
>>2370696'Fraid so
>>2370669What is it that can ruin the career aside from no medium S? Do you need white sparks to complete the build?
>>2370628who told you that? pump + moving still work too
>>2370696Every medium CM for the rest of the year, yes.
>>2370696fronts are stronger but everyone who has bwoguri will use her because that's -1 build that you need to grind groundwork for
>>2370700I don’t remember, it was one of the threads. I just needed to verify since I’m gonna be using two lates again.
How bad are Mile C and Mile B really? I want to make a sprint Maya for TT but her natural aptitudes for Sprint and Mile are both D, and I have neither a 7+ Sprint nor a 7+ Mile parent.>just make a mile parent broYada.
>>2370711Mile C is awful and B is unreliableWith roughly the same stats and skills you can either lose 6 races in a row, or easily clear the whole career without losing a single mile race with Mile B
So what's the next support card that is a must have? I don't really have any umas I want to pull for the next months
>>2370711>Mile CDon’t even try it>Mile BDepends on position, pace and late can do it but it’s not the most reliable, don’t even bother if you’re using a front or end
>>2370719I had a Seiun Mile B that won every Mile race. I think she can do it since Angling is OP in career mode
>>2370717CB wit if you main ends, Tachyon speed if you main pace. Next general must have is Light Hello and then Ramonu Wit in fall.
>>2370723It’s probably because I’m basing that on Kitasan who kept jobbing even with Mile A god dammit Kitasan how can you job so hard and so often I thought you were supposed to be strong. At least I got her for free though so I don’t have to complain as much.
>>2370717also: Speed SMaru card, which run in like june, and then reruns in august alongside Finemo wit. extremely important for fronts
>>2370714>>2370719I'll try with Mile B (as pace) and report back.
>>2370699more like hoping for the stars to alignbut the base of what im looking for is groundwork + either medium or turf S and good stats which is arguably the hardest part this has happened precisely once so far but shes still somewhat lacking in midrace skills and power
This is one of the worst low rolls I've had since MANT started and it's such a fucking shame because wasting Medium S and these hints where I didn't get Agemasen'd hurts so much. If only I got a SINGLE speed rainbow in Summer it would've been pretty good
>FOUR food event in the first year>all of them at near full energy so they weren't even useful
>>2370756Some things just never change
>>2370756Good... Fatten your uma up
this shit takes too long
>>2370773add some fiber to your diet bwi
>>2370756>>2370760Buono buono!
>>2370749Pisces was like that for me and I never want to go trough that again. If I couldn't print out the Aries statline every time then I would have quit the game until GL.
>>2370793my goal for pisces was virtually impossible so aries is still better in comparison for me
I don't think I can hold out much longer losing every CM. If I'm still platless come the second anniversary I'm deleting the game.
>>2370398Sorry danchou, it doesn't work that way
>>2370570Might aswell stop running rooms since i always see the same regulars there and can tell when someone starts or stops joiningStakes too
>>2370783I was going to post one of those Bono stickers we had a while back but I can't find them now
>>2370797We all are gonna make it, but if everything fails, drag everyone else to your level, host jiggies and stuff
>>2370798all danchuds are kings except beemapyoi's
>enter the Mejiro Monday races, go to sleep>wake up to see that I've successfully defended ASTER's honorDanchou would be proud.
I hate Junior Year races so fucking much
>there STILL are anons that dont like Golshisad
>Shit hints>Only NTR finishes events>Everyone sandbags on trainingIt’s all so tiresome trying to make someone you actually give a shit about when you can just lologuriwin
Yup yup, I'm sure this will work
I'm seeing double here
Hey!Guess who's birthday it is today?IT'S TEIO'S BIRTHDAY!Say something nice about her!
>>2370803Have this one on the house.
>>2370853Happy Birthday Teio, tomorrow I'll be back to hating you
Is this good? I don't think its going to get any better than this considering the duct tape I'm using, most of the time I only get like 700 wit
>>2370859and when I say "Is this good" I don't mean "can I win plat" I mean "can she survive"
>>2370863oh she can survive for sure
>>2370854KEK, saved. I meant one of these, there were a couple, I just found this one. Feels like anon's barely disguised fetish
>>2370851I wish Muteki would teach me some some sauna endurance exercises, if you know what I mean
>>2370877You could ask any Finnish lad to do that
>tokai teio has the same birthday as adolf hitler
>>2370853I want to have a threesome with her dad and uncle. She can watch if she wants.
>>2370849>Christmas Miracle inherit>dies to front heavy rooms because u=ma2 requires being 3rd or 4th>no NSM>low number of mid race speed skillsGood luck Tachyonbro.>>2370859That's more than enough stam, you didn't even need Standard Distance. More mid race speed would have been better than Plancha, but if Akikawa didn't give you anything good then you didn't have a choice.>>2370883Wow I love Teio now. Just kidding, I already loved her.
>>2370883>it's true
>>2370885which one gets your ass?
>>2370883So does Feno, she was just following orders
Finally...The time has come
>>2370889Oh shit I was in that jigg! I think I might've actually solved this bit. or her books maybe
>>2370894Welcome, brother.
>>2370886It's supposed to be a joke to test how much I can tank my compatibility and realistically get Med S without sacrificing Mile sparks, trying to fit all these skills is expensive as fuck
>>2370886Yeah I was hoping Prof Curve and Escape Artist would be enough and there was only... Front Runner Straightaways to grab from what I saw so I just took whatever that made sense to me before the day was up. Never had stamina get up all the way there either before this, she's always at 500 or so by the end of it so maybe I subconsciously added standard distance. I'll do a couple more spins I guess but I doubt its gonna be any better, thanks.Rubbed this run out in like 40 minutes which was kinda neat.
Ideally, how should I make a good Nishino parent? Been playing for a month or so now and I want to make my first good parent for borrows (that and I love the little clock gobbler). As far as I understand, she usually gets paired with Taiki as the other parent, so I should avoid her as a grandparent ideally? I have Brian so I suppose she's a decent idea for the other grandparent, but what skills/sparks should I strive to have?
>>2370951Shrewd step and head-on is probably to look for. Can rent new daiwa for the gold head-on I guess.
Something happening today? My feed popping off with Teios and Acutes.
>>2370959I dunno about granny but April 20th is Teio's birthday.
>>2370959Don't worry about it
Rank all of our clubs on a tier list
>>2370885are you not forgetting somebody
>>2370959Adolf Teio's birthday
>>2370962Wait... That's Hitler's birthday too.
>>2370951>clock gobblerNot sure if typo
>>2370966GOD TIERMy clubParty/v/anHotumaglueMID TIEREveryone else's clubSHIT TIERYour club
S+: Everyone elseF: /v/ooners, party /v/an, cunnyinc
>>2370967Tsuyoshi is for gentle lovemaking in private, but yes her too.
>>2370951>she usually gets paired with Taiki as the other parent, so I should avoid her as a grandparent ideally?affinity penalty only applies if you have your trainee as a grandparent (ie. when training Taiki and using a maru borrow with Taiki and Opera as grandparents the affinity you get from the grandparent Taiki would be 0) so it's fine if you have taiki as a grandparent and actually a good thing since she has the highest affinity bonus with Nishino Flowersince she's mostly used in sprints and miles Power is your target stat, speed and wit are fine, sprint and mile pinks are good and Medium is okaygrandparent skills aren't as important but she pairs well with Taiki anyways so use Taiki, Curren, Bourbon or Scarlet preferably with a 3* power and sprint/mile legacies, use https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility to check the actual compatibility valuesas for skills anything for paces and fronts, Head on, groundwork if you're feeling lucky, shrewd step, corner adept, corner recovery, right handed, uma stan, tail held high, etc.
https://fixupx.com/nisiki_aNoNym/status/2046239156662411505
>>2370957Hhmm, got it. What about blue/pink sparks? For cards my hands are kinda ties because I started very recently, I have to rent either Kitasan or Natie/Fine Motion to make my normal and Guts decks work.>>2370970She has to grow up, she NEEDS to turn all those mile clocks into sticky glue to eat for proteins
>a cute potential umawaifu>well actually she's a furious carpet muncher and would never see a man in a sexual wayI really really really really really wanted to pull her, but she doesn't want me as her trainer. Why does this happen every time?
>Already got the shards, tickets, and clocks from the shopIs there any reason to do shit shit anymore?
>>2370969I always remember it as Fire Emblem’s birthday.
>>2370996One can want to protect their idol without wishing to fuck themThat's how fans are
>>2370996>shitpost made simultaneously on /vmg/>same thing happened yesterdayNooticing
Ugly creature, look at this stupid face
lmaohttps://litter.catbox.moe/wnxvax2hukpdcwm5.jpg
You ever notice that if you time your taps on the title screen just right it freezes for a second on a Suzuka upskirt before it goes to the main menu?
>>2371000Do YOU want to protect Curren without fucking her?
>>2370987
>>2371002I saw the bodycam footage, she shot an unarmed black teenager after giving him conflicting orders
>>2371005messed up my post like a retardhttps://litter.catbox.moe/4ypfqie8u1n5rx0m.png
>>2371007Is that you Urara jiggle anon?
>>2371009Sure, I would step up if she was attacked
I wonder if they had Teio in mind to be an OP medium racer but fumbled hard because they wanted to make her as lane movement gimmick character. Not only they made it lane movement but they also made her kit mid-races
>>2371001>it's trueWhat a fucking rage-addicted faggot, lmao
I came very close to dropping out of class 6 for the first time this week. My TT team is at the top of S4, but I struggle to get more than ~720k on a good run. I've never needed to bother with actually making TT-specific umas before but it seems like now I have to. Do I just need to pack gold skills onto my umas to increase my score, or is winning races more important?
>>2371009Does she need protecting? She has a black belt in Aikido, which reminds me of all those /jp/ aikido shitposts.
>>2371001>>2371019It's really best to not even acknowledge it
>>2371018I'm looking forward to accepting Cygames' apology next year.
>>2371027Would Akido even be effective in self-defense? Fatfuck sensei Seagal has ruined my perception of the art, but assuming belligerent umas commit fullforce to an attack ala golshi dropkick maybe it makes more sense in this honse world.
>>2371026gold skills come from cards and innates so it's not like you have to train to get them and racing gives you SP to buy them, run golds that can easily trigger and try to witmax in every distance
I don't understand if I should pull for Tach or not.I like Pace and Fronts but the way I understand it is that Pace sucks until around the time Gentil comes out so I'm not really gonna use Pace Chasers for around a year. Will Tach still be relevant at that point? Or will there be a better Pace Speed card to use?
>>2371053This is the time where you plan where you want to specialize in. You won't be able to make every distance good without whaling hard for cards. Speaking of I need the list of Late cards.
>>2371033>Valentine's Fujin is goodWagies... won?
>>2371053You don't have to pull for Tachyon, it's just recommended since it's a good pace card on the same banner as Light Hello and we get some free pulls on it.There's Maruzensky as an alternative if you like fronts more, she'll last a long time.
>>2371051Thanks, I'll see if I can make some decks with easy-to-trigger gold skills and remake my TT umas with those.
>>2371058>>2371061Fronts are good right now and are important for some other pvp mode so I was gonna roll for Maru and then pivot to Pace when Pace becomes good. I don't think I'll have enough carats to roll on both banners.In a year I will be a Pace main so if Tach is still important at that point I'll roll for her but if there's another Pace Speed card that will come out around that time I'll consider skipping Tach
Finally unlocked makween! Any tips on how to build her? I'm assuming she is better as a front? She has innate spring runner so she must be good this CM right?
>>2371067>Mile F
>>2371067She's not Oguri Cap so there is that, but yes, she works good as a front for this CM12, her unique activates at a bad time for CM13 so she sucks there.
>>2371059Those saggers can't be real
>>2371053I believe Tachyon lasts up to GM if you're a pace main. Otherwise you drop her after GL
>>2371067Somehing looks off with that makween, hmmmm....
>>2370229Rage against the McChine
I haven't played a career in 2 weeks
>>2371067Golshi dressing as her grandma against I see
>>2371074They aren't that big, but the wageoid titties are indeed kinda huge
Someone here make some rooms, I'm way too lazy to do it myself
IF Tama is so poor, why doesn't she get a job like Fujin?
>>2371088Child labor is illegal
>>2371064here's a few examples of my biggest earnershttps://litter.catbox.moe/gbchv1fl8h285gr1.pngthey're not minmaxed at all and a lot of them are CM aces but i still hit 770ktry to not run dupe styleshttps://litter.catbox.moe/gbchv1fl8h285gr1.png
THE SMARTEST
>>2371069What inherits should i go for other than Angling?>>2371068>Mile FI'll make it work somehow. If nothing else i will giver her a round two victory lap after i already made it into the finals so i can give other people a better chance.
>>2371086give me 20 minutes to finish this career
>>2370838I spent way to many clocks because of Seeking the Fertility being a slut in Junior year, even when she's not my rival. I don't know what it is about her.
>>2371092Thanks again, yeah most of mine have 2 or maybe 3 gold skills so I'll try to remake them with more.
That's not the motherly uma I was hoping for.
>>2371079Ok so only for 2 scenarios, might decide to skip out on MLBing her if that's the case, you have any idea what card replaces her for Pace after GM?
>>2371114Pasa speed SSR is the direct successor of Kitasan.
>>2371114Condor speed is the next coming of Kitasan.
>>2371114EL CONDOR PASA speed, comes out 1 year from now, then Almond Eye 1 year after.Tachyon is strictly for Pace Medium and will last you a while, but you can skip it if you don't have the resources.
>>2371118>>2371117>>2371121Yeah but that's the generalist Speed card not a style specific one. Or will people only be using 1 speed card at that point?
>>2371106Truly the new Turf Queens, her and Super Creek on the Kikuka Sho
Is there a specific point in time when Cygames figured out what makes a card/uma/skill good? They obviously had no clue what they were doing at the beginning of the game's lifespan.
>>2371123Your Kitasan Black? You can still use it. Tachyon is the beginning of the Pace dominance but yeah, Kitasan doesn't go away from your deck.
>>2371128Grand Live
>>2371123>Yeah but that's the generalist Speed card not a style specific one.She is a pace specific card that happens to be so strong that she becomes the generalistt card for everyone. Sort of how Kita is technically a Long/Front card but nobody sees her that way.
>>2371123People still use multiple speed cards.Condor is also a pace/late specialist card with the 2nd gold she has.
>>2371114>>2371123My bad, looked at the upcoming speed cards and it seems that she only really dies off when Still shows up and El takes Tachyon's place as the secondary statstick/pace card (and then gets fucked by Ai shortly after)
>>2371142>2nd goldI hate powercreep
Why does every horse have to be a lessy period blood snorter? Just once is a while they could release one that is het..
GL is where stat cap gets increased yeah? So we should expect soart inheritance to work different by then or after it?
>60 free rolls on Kita>90 rolls for Flower>Mambros, how do I cope?
>>2370604Speed sparks
>>2371161Your statues?
>>237116180 statues is nothing...
>>2371047what the fuck i do not remember this HAHAHAHAHA
>>2371128I mean they know what they were doing with Santa Oguri. They also learn restriction after the mistake that was XOguri. Future umas will have some busted kit but only works only on certain condition(Tokyo only, 2400-2500m only, sprint-mile exclusive etc)
>>2371086CM12, come get fucked by oguri362552313625523136255231
>>2371131>>2371138>>2371142My initial understanding was that after El Speed Fronts would use Maru + El and Pace would use El + Tach>>2371146Oh yeah I think I heard about Still being the next strong Pace card.3.5 Anni is when Gentil comes out and when Pace becomes strong from what I heard so I guess I can skip out on Tach and play Fronts until then
>>2371178>they know what they were doing with Santa Oguri>They also learn restriction after the mistake that was XOguri
>Dominator from the Front>Anti Bwoguri techWtf I love wagies now?
>>2371053Pace renaissance soon, you'll be using her a lot. Its for the most common style in the game and has a scenario link in GL
>>2371182>he isn't aware of the upcoming front specific cards that will powercreep the current setupsFront running is very expensive anon, good luck.
>>2371171>80 statues
>>2371185The problem with bwoguri is she's too good for everything that no need to whale when you can train bwoguri.
>>2371186i thought it only worked when in the lead, 3rd or best looks really good
>>2371179falcon didnt ultlol
>>2371179My schlub Maya did as expected she just refuses to shit out a good run man maybe I need to stop trying before I full tilt.
>>2371186speed eater was such a good skill they made an uma around it
Will end closers ever get their moment in the sun? ;___;
>>2371179https://litter.catbox.moe/ezdw3sm2pixms7ic.pngcool Falco4740645847406458
>>2371188If latechuds are saved by Lose Yourself then what do paces get?
>>2371204C.B is good. Too bad she can't use her card that was designed for endsloppa.
>>2371204We just had a longslop CM.
>>2371204The upcoming Mr. CB wit card is good for end closers. Then there is Orfevre.
>>2371207Everything and the kitchen sink.
>>2371204End Closers' been in the sunlight ever since Taurus CM
>>2371182Still is a generalist card that just so happens to have a late/end skill as her 2nd gold.For fronts, I believe you want to go for Maru SPD > Bourbon Wit > Falcon SPD > Scarlet Wit and then Bourbon PWR
>>2371193Elaborate please
>>2371206https://litter.catbox.moe/9ac0pjukmllvap0i.pngclose one, Seiun late started, somehow blocked the other Oguri and allowed mine to pass
>>2371230forgot the room code award179401811794018117940181
>>2371230>somehow blocked the other OguriShe didn't get blocked, she failed to ult due to missed witchecks :^(
>>2371207From Opera Wit
>>2371230I've seen that falco in at least 5 results post and haven't seen her win once.
Did the servers explode for someone else?
>>2371193All I know so far is up till Bourbon Wit. I figure that since Fronts are good for League of Heroes I might as well invest in them>>2371223Oh alright that's not too bad, Falco comes out just before Still, by that point I'll move to playing Pace. Would be nice if I could afford playing Fronts + Pace but I dunno if that will be possible without spending a bunch of money
>>2371225Post above yours, there is also Palmer STM after Maru, you will have 3 new front cards before Pasa speed comes out.
>>2370388>>2370391Hopefuls Meeting!
>>2371239first eminem and now kanye west...
>>2371240its time
>>2371236>>2371240lolhttps://litter.catbox.moe/w0p111cv1e94ryt4.pngrunning a few more955219839552198395521983
>>2371256Round Round will never win another CM.
been running clanker for the past day and I still get a chuckle every time I see "It's Bourbon not Barbin" pop up
>>2371250Looks like it's over the next year and a half which doesn't seem too bad.
>>2371267What about yellow DUMB Falcon?
>>2371260>get better accel than the other XOguri>still lose to her due to only having Medium AUnfortunate, but I can't be bothered to grind for Medium S. Thanks for hosting.I'm happy I finally got a win with Bourbon.
>>2371273Ok she might win one.
>>2371273Mogged by 4000 years of chinese martial arts
>>2371267>when i finally get the 9* power spark with multiple turf pinks
>>2371273Strong, but nowhere near as strong as a 7 chakra-aligned Rickey.
>>2371267ENTER
>>2371260https://litter.catbox.moe/057lzj8ozjrpbqyt.pngthe clanker takes it>>2371275yeah it's pretty apparent when that medium S kicks in in the last spurt, still a pretty good bourbon647749186477491864774918
I ask you again. What virtue must an Umadol possess? What does Tracen need the most?Answer me, Smart Falcon.
>>2371282>bottom 3 favorite>top 3 winnerWhy is Tazuna so shit at rating uma
>>2371267ahh, ignorant slaves, how quickly you forget...
>>2371267It's not that round!
>>2371291
>>2371289What Tracen needs... is Dirt.
how does pace chaser falcon look in the future
>>2371282https://litter.catbox.moe/atm7pgujtukq1mls.pngdober got close, next one285671962856719628567196
>>2371289Ricky is hot and her tits are nice but that one hahakigi Falco "doujin" (it's like 6 images) is high art that has never been matched by any piece of Ricky fanart.
>>2371304why didn't i borrow topro and get firm menace...
>>2371310>he fell for the matikwabne fukukitardu gaslight
>>2371207Everyone starts getting better cards, currently jp meta is Lates>Pace>Ends >Fronts iirc
>>2371047I've heard people say akido would be the best martial art but humans are incapable of being good enough to use it, probably bs but if umas are stronger maybe this applies to them
>>2371310She's only good because of the 10% bonus on this scenario
>>2371267Laughable opinion, grand live smart falcon is very strong, parade smart falcon is the current ruler of dirt in JP (yes, above COPEano)
>>2371298round 2
>>2371316She's good because of the 10% RB and 20% TE, and she sucks later on because the TE disappears outside of MANT.
>>2371304https://litter.catbox.moe/n50us7vook6fb8vt.pngvery close finish, i thought grass had it in the bag566344415663444156634441
>>2371322NSM coming in clutch
>>2371307Kumiyabe posted some Rickey /ss/ not too long ago
nimble is good enough surely i don't need to nuke my stats and borrow bijin just for 0.2 potential accel right?
>>2371320Biko is better as a stat stick while having 35 starting speed, shame her gold skill sucks ass
>>2371329>he can't cap wit with bijinYour 3 wit bro?
Dirters are pure soul
What's the star piece today? Pls respond
>>2371329Yeppers card feels fucking cursed, no matter if she's the second or fourth SSR in my deck she never finishes her event chain, I barely see her reach her second event even
>>2371336It's still Seiun in Satsuki Sho, right?
>>2370206>>2371273>>2371334Why are dirters so anal-coded?
>>2371336It's still Seiun.
>>2371334She looks like she FUCKS young masters
>>2371322https://litter.catbox.moe/xw3ogxmvnpsxjzln.pngthese last spurts are amazinglast one for now472083284720832847208328
>>2371345That master? Me
>>2371349how the fuck did my tachyon nearly win, she was only meant to be a quick dominator ace
>>2371342see >>2370217
>>2371334>You will NEVER EVER pull up to the sect with Rickey to steal a 10000 year old ginseng root.Why live?
>>2371349>>2371356I don't feel so confident with my ace now
>>2371326>recommending a shittedfagyou must be from /v/mapyoi
>>2371361>Artist has a god tier art style>Draws primarily or even exclusively NTRWhy the fuck does this always happen
>Satono Crown>Copano RickeyAny more chinese umas in the game?
>>2371368Tosen Jordan
>>2371349>comes from behind>slips between the top 2>steals your plathow do you respond?https://litter.catbox.moe/uc3cl5fpwqnlqsqr.pngthanks for joining, good races, glad to see so this many people with different comps
>>2371305If Suzuka turns out to be meta despite having to be trained in an obsolete scenario then that will make CM14 the new worst of all time.
>>2371368Technically ardan no? She went to china and...did something there i dont even know
>>2371372Thanks for hosting!
>>2371372>how do you respond?[X] genuflect before the emperor
>>2371372Thanks for hosting the races, good stuff.
>>2371356The power of LOVE and DETERMINATION can make an uma break her limits
>>2371379
>>2371356few fronts and paces means the pack gets compressed, as good as Xoguri is lates still have better innate acceleration on the late-race so if your late is close to the pace blob and hits all the accels she just goes off as seen in >>2371372
>>2371385Did JP ever update the chibi club scenes?
>>2371379>Increase velocity a moderate amount with the power of love and determination when well positioned on the final straight
I AM BOREDMY ACES ARE DONE AND I DONT WANNA GRIND CM13 WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
>>2371397Have you tested your aces?
>>2371397Play Vintage Story.
>>2371397Masturbate
>>2371397
>>2371397read a book
>>2371397Your class 6 is secured?
>When she should run, she performs, when she should perform, she trains>Due to her bad timing she lost 2 trillion fans>Falco is a Fatuous umadol, a Fatuous umadol!
>>2371397Test your aces and make sure you'll stay in class 6, then masturbate while playing vintage story and listening to an audio book.
>>2371397Draw ur umawife
>>2371397parent runs are comfymake a jig
sekai saikyou ha?
>>2371413
I could actually go for a jigger right now.Any takers?
>>2371417Neighga it's still the middle of a work day
>>2371418Shit it is? For some reason the sun is setting here
>>2371417sure
>>2371417Use your borrows!
>>2371408
>>2371425>gifCracks me up every time
>another stealth thread about to get archived without a replyHave we lost the will to fight? Has even the schizo given up?
>>2371430I like it here.
>>2371430I've come to realize that not having to look at the wasteland that is the /v/ catalog is a good thing.
>>2371430I havent even gone to /v/ since we moved dude. "/v/ma- videogame discussions " was the only good thing about the indian shill board that is /v/
>>2371430As fun as witchecks were they were exhausting and I don't care to scour that shithole to have the same conversation that we're currently having here but worse and with the chance of getting banned.
Oddly arousing
>>2371423https://jiggie.fun/WEI
>>2371431Without the balls she looks like shes doing the six seven thing
>>2371430>StealthNo fucking wei
>>2371430I don't want to risk a ban when I can talk about the game here just fine. I feel like most anons just miss the back and forth retaliation against the meidos more than having a thread alive.Also, keeping said threads alive will just kill all the chances (if we had any in the first place) to make /v/ stakes there
>>2371430I only used /v/ for /v/ma anyways. The only thing I miss from there is the forced breaks we had to take after every thread.
>>2371430Speaking of that, I'm starting to believe there aren't that many strays or /v/malings there. Either that or they are gone already
>>2371430I didn't even bother to look for a stealth thread honestly, I don't think those threads are needed anymore, just makes it harder for people to find it and right now everyone is shitposting about pragmanta anyway.
>>2371430>Some schizo nigger trying to ruin every thread by falseflagging and sockpuppeting and making discussion as uncomfy as possible>Scat dumps>Pizza dumps>/vg/ schizos goading us to get into a fight with other uma threads>Mods taking the side of a mentally ill schizophrenic that spent 16 hours per day to find, ruin and mass report uma threads>Threads deleted as soon as discussion would pick up just to maximize frustration>Mass bannings of anyone that posted inside an Uma thread in the last month there>Had to see how blatant porn dumps full of ERPing losers would stay up unbothered while you had to endure all the bullshitI... do not miss it. This is way better.
>>2371460Any strays show up on /vg/ asking for directions and are redirected here.
>>2371465Not to mention mods here actually tolerates or allows us to have threads, and even archive past thread just hours after the new bread.I'm fine here. We're still /v/ma in spirit anyway.
She's right fuckin' there. I can recruit her right now with the ticket and have a chance at surviving through the next few CMs.I can win if she's there. I won't have to see my front runner get overtaken at the last second every damn time. I won't need to notice my late ace hitting every accel yet not move up at all after getting chained up by four dominators.
>>2371474Yeah the mods here are cool
You know im starting to think the derby isn't THAT pretty, it looks like any other track.
>>2371465Dang... We went through a lot ;__;
>>2371480She's so round ...
>>2371430I found out about this place yesterday while reading the /vg/ thread. Now other than master duel threads (which are dead) I have no reason to ever go back to /v/
>>2371430>Has even the schitzo given up?No. I spotted a non-stealth thread earlier today and the usual suspects were there before it got deleted.
>>2371438HOLY FUCKING MOGGED
>>2371460Not everyone was on 24/7. I'm a regular and I only found out yesterday because I also spend time outside of 4chan
>>2371471>>2371485Well, /vg/bros are cool for doing that at least>>2371493Damn I had no idea it was still like this for so many, I hope everyone can find this eventually :(
>>2371485>only found it yesterdayWouldn't be a terrible idea to get a /v/ thread off the ground if only to have more /v/ma regulars find us
>>2371493>I also spend time outside of 4chan
>>2371485>Now other than master duel threads (which are dead) They're not that bad right bros....
>>2371387You get chibi scenes for new scenarios I think.Or maybe just the one where you grow vegetables.
Hello neighbors.Hope you guys like /vm/, recommend me an uma, pic related is the only gachaslop i play
>>2371214What if I don't wanna run the poohuffer? Are there any other future cards good for Ends?
>>2371502nobody plays that kusoge anymore, they're either dead or full of labrynth shitposters
>>2371510Vodka, comes free with your account
>>2371510Check out Manhattan Cafe, she was pretty kino in "The beginning of a new era" movie
1. there's always a limbab in an uma thread2. if there aren't, consult the 1.
>>2371510>plebbit filenamedo limbabies reallyanyway there's not many umas in suits for PMfags, maybe Rudolf or Fuji?
>>2371514The labtranny is the LEAST of the problems in the master duel threads
>>2371510From the starting roster Bakushin has the easiest career. She takes almost everyone's first time. She's also fucking retarded which makes her better.Also she's kinda hot af if you get past the mental retardation.
>>2371523well yeah there's also the ancient gear schizo, but it all goes back to the main problem every /v/ thread has: no game discussion
>>2371522>google an image>download it>i am now a redditbwoIts over
>>2371528>kindaBakusexo has always been ridiculously hot, she was a staple of the early days of the old republic
https://jiggie.fun/SAU50SOne more jiggie.
>>2371067wait a sec... makween is not that stacked...
>>2371083Gold Ship is actually a closer rendition of the OG McQueen than Maccie is, the real McQueen was unhinged as fuck everywhere EXCEPT the racetrack, he was tall, he had a big chest, he was a real fuckhuge horse. In-game McQueen is too polite and refined and too short and flat.
>>2371542>game takes inspiration from real life>improves them significantly in all aspectsI kneel
>>2371510I wonder who would be the favorite canon umas of the other self insert gacha protagonists (gudao,sensei, doctor, etc)
>>2371542>Grey horses are unhinged Many such cases it seems.
>>2371536Shan't ever join a jiggie, where the fuck are the fans
>>2371528I find the fact that she's the only trainee that does not exhibit trainer lust to make her even hotter, she's the final unconquered, untamed beast
>>2371535Well yeah but if he's new he won't get to see her cool custom outfit that flaunts her assets. Also Bakushin is kind of a slow burn. I think you don't really think much of her until suddenly, one day, you end up realizing how hot she is.
>>2371548>gudao>nishino (he's a pedophile)>doctor>sweep (he's a pedophile)>sensei>biko (he's a sentaifag pedophile)>dante>rudolf (he doesn't do anything)
>>2371542Now I know where Goldshi got her personality from
>>2371548I think Dante would train Bourbon.
>>2371522>do limbabies really>Implying most of us aren't PMfags from the old threads or limbabs
>>2371552>almost a year into global >still shitposting with this
>>2371553Based take
>2371554>gudao>nishino (he's a pedophile)SLANDER my fuarking hero is a cow enjoyer
>>2371554Rudolf would love Shuckaroonies-man and making puns about his clock-head
>>2371552You smelly faggot, we had this argument for 6 months now.If you cant comprehend picrel, google "5th grade english literature books" and start fucking reading more
>>2371573AIIEEEEEE MY IMAGE LIMIT
I miss bakushin so much fuck mant
>>2371554>Sensei>BikoCould anyone tldr the biko career for me?>t. Sensei for 4 years now
>>2371585you can still run her tho? even medium C is fine and you can finish all of tiara without using clocks
>>2371574>You look a bit wound up toreina-san>Why so ticked off?>I think you should dial it back
>>2371573WOULD say this!!!!!!
>>2371570The cows are only there to cuck him though
>>2371590>even medium C is fineIs this the new trailer for an unreleased spicy gaslight or it this true.
>>2371613source: i trained her for aries
You know I miss the Tanuki bro, it was always nice to see those tanukis in a thread, I hope he is alright
What's a good deck for dominator Rudolf/Grass? Right now I'm trying; Kita/Windy/Fine/Marvey/TeamSirious + Yukino borrow for NSM. Is Fine worth using as stat stick, or should I just switch to another SR like Tachyon? And besides Dominator, what other debuffs should I be going after?
fuck me isn't the stamina requirement for medium tracks like 800? i've been training S. Maru and getting 600 - 790 without realizing anything. i'm getting murdered
>>2371619Me personally? I miss good morning neighas ai-chan JPbro
>>2371622If you get lucky with Marvelous and get hesitant paces, that's the only other debuff you get on top of dominator.
>>2371622>And besides Dominator, what other debuffs should I be going after?Hesitant Front/Pace. Marvy has both as hints.
>>2371622Secret strat is end closer rudolf with dominator, intense gaze and crusader for a larger AOE debuff
>>2371627I miss Ai tore too
>>2371626Little over 700 is fine if you buy a gold recovery.
>>2371626Smaru requires a recovery and the stam requirements for the cm are low its only 2000 meters, so long as you got good wit you're fine
>>2371647>>2371650oh thank god. i've been basically buying corner recovery + restless most runs so i guess i should be fine
>>2371617Wtf post her
>>2371656>>2360568
Why does this CM have no carryover speed? Will it be a major factor in CM13?
>>2371663
>>2371585isn't there a mediumlet schedule?
>>2371663I kneel. Kiss her on the forehead for me
Is /uma/ gaslighting me by saying uma selectors are only from 2.5 anni onwards?
>>2371676Yea, it's fine. I've ran it for my sprint team and there's enough races unlike the milelet schedule
>>2371678Selectors? Like paid ones? We literally had one this anni
>trying to improve my okayish aces>the runs are some of the worst i've seen and the new "aces" end up being glue because no dsitance SEvery fucking cm
>>2371678im pretty sure it is every 6 (4) months starting from the 2nd anni, maybe they'll add them to the next half anni
>>2371678Grand Live doesn't have 3Star Voucher, look up JP items
>>23716781.5 doesn't have one, but they're in every anni and half anni after. Its easy to look all of them up in the JP inventory section of gametora, side note it's kind of stupid we get no chance to get the anime VD selectors.
>>2371690the first attempt is always the best. FACT
>she's too much of a Stamlet for CM13
>>2371697What's really stupid is they have the SSR deal but not the 3* deal.
>>2371700This is Pokke's son?!
>>2371713Yes, even if she wishes her dad wasn't embarrassing
>>2371700>Jordan will never be balli-
>>2371556Its actually speculated the crazy behavior of the Oriental Art brothers and Gold Ship isnt tied to the Stay Gold/SS/Halo or Dictus genes but rather the McQueen ones, Point Flag was also quite the nutcase.
>>2371702no way...
>made a Fuji on Tomodachi>can’t post her because I’m on Switch 2Well now what?
>>2371699>1.5 doesn't have oneWHY dude, why do they hate giving uma selectors so fucking much
>>2371724Just take an IRL screenshot dummy
>>2371724Take it on your phone like a boomer and post it
EVERY RUN FEELS THE SAME I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING NUTS
>>2371430Mite b related but saw a fairly active and on topic spic Vidya dev thread last night that got to 300+ posts and it got nuked. Safe to say the mods are still being faggots.
>>2371724I want to see anything Fuji-related, I love Fuji
>>2371700>lets her hair down>instant upgradeIs there anyone this doesn't apply to?
>>2371699Wait, none at all? Not even paid? Literally why, do they hate money?
>>2371724Bro you can move screenshots from your switch to your computer you absolute fossil.
>>2371727They sell them semi-regularly in modern JP desu. What's bullshit is not being able to get the promo code ones or the anime BD ones
>>2371742Check gametora, they have the SSR deal and the free SSR selector like usual, but the uma selector deal was not around. They MIGHT change it in global since it's free money, but I doubt it.
>>2371742Let's use some critical thinking anon.If you don't have the safety net of a selector, then that puts more pressure on you to swipe for an uma you like.I can safely pass up summer goldship and instead use my carats on support cards if there's a selector. No selector means I'm forced to roll both goldship and the cards, which means >buying carats, which gets them much more than the selector bundle
>>2371700Do not let this distract you from the humiliation ritual she and other Gyarumas will be putting Bamboo through!https://litter.catbox.moe/a18tgiuh7h0fdayf.jpg
717095997170959971709599Aries room
>>2371755Why is this hot
>>2371755I-IS THIS IT?THE LEGENDARY BAMBOO PROPAGANDA?
>>2371755Tomboy humiliation vidya
>>2371755Aw shit, finally some good fucking food for starving memorybros
>>2371755I'm now keeping Bamboo in my memory.
>my coguri or fronts have never won a room>2nd againNOOOOOOOO
>>2371740Ogurin, Bakushin, Teio and Maru. Ponytails are the superioriest hairstyle.
>my oguri won me my first /v/ roomYep yep, now let us watch this plat roll in for free
>>2371740>upgradeYou are a true homosexual that will never see the vision of using them as handles
>>2371758https://litter.catbox.moe/6p6jgk7dcqmkprdl.png>Oguri>Oguri>V.Bourbon>S.Maru>S.MaruThis CM is slop
>Everyone is having fun in the rooms>Can't join because I'm a shitter and don't even have a full team, let a lone good aces
>>2371777I ran into a front Jordan earlier. Is that a soulful pick?
>>2371777trvth
>>2371778Neigha just join, knowing how you will get raped is half the battle in building a good ace.
>>2371438This is just obscene. Where does she rank on the donkey tier list?
>>2371773Everyone has XOguri (except me)
>>2371778Join so I can rape your cute umas with my BTC lil bro
>>2371789your bitcoin?
>>2371791He's gonna buy your account, bro
>>2371784I don't know how many /vg/fags there are here, I don't want to get doxxed by joining with less than 3 umas
>>2371791HAND EM OVER FAGGOT, I KNOW YOU'RE IN DEBT
>>2371800Nah the /vg/ fags that come here are good lads. The erpers and shit stirrers either stay there or go to /trash/
>>2371775This webm lives rent free in my head
>>2371800>Muh /vg/ boogeymanAnyone who goes out of their way to post in this dead ass board with us here isn't here to shit up the thread. Can we stop having a fun police? Opinion discarded
>>2371775After doing her career I can't see her in a sexual light.
>>2371800That rule only exists in /vg/. We're in /vm/a
>>2371808After doing her career I see her in an extremely romantic light, she instantly skyrocketed to my top 5
>>2371806It's not an opinion, they did doxx someone for joining with less than 3. Understandable fear desu
>>2371816on purpose or on accident?
>>2371820On purpose iirc
>>2371816Yeah but that's never happened here, and the guys from /vg/ that come here have been with us for literal months, there's zero reason to come shitpost in this dead slow board if you're precisely trying to (even temporarily) escape shitposting. /vg/ is a massive boogeyman, the bad posters stay there because they thrive there.
I usually dislike sloppa, but these plushslop accounts that pop up from time to time feel alright to me for some reason
>>2371816>>2371820I was there when it happened since I'm a bwo. Someone from /v/ma joined with only one trainee not knowing /vg/ mostly follows the rule of bring 3 umas. The doxx was posted, and of course, /v/ma anon retaliated by doxxing everyone on the room.Like one anon said. We're in /vm/a and not /vg/ so no need to fear of joining with an incomplete team. I even fill up the room with remaining umas if it's not filled up.
God damn
>>2371804Jordan is literally the cutest girl ever and I blame all of you for not shilling her. I gotta wait for the gyaru banner now
>>2371755+500 PR for Bamboo
I'm from /vg/ and iIf you join my lobby with less than 3 I will doxx you and your penis size
>>2371827All water under the bridgeWUV MY BROSWUV MY BWOSDont wuv danchou though
i'm from /vg/ and i'll doxx you if you don't join my lobby
>>2371836Wait, that's our beloved drawfag
>>2371836Don't bully danchou
>>2371827well we aren't in gay ass /vg/ so there's no rule to bring 3 umas. but i WILL dox you if you dont censor everyones name in the result screenshot
>>2371838Yeppers. He has his own booru tag
>>2371838Guys talented, he posted shichi sexo to celebrate when we moved back
>>2371840I fucking love that the kids all look different, this is the umawife content I live for
>>2371842That's so cool>>2371843Glad to still have him here
>>2371841/uma/ is the tryhard central. I've been there since early times and that rule just came to be without someone even trying to implement it. It just became the norm.
>>2371830>Jordan fans excited to finally pull Jordan
>>2371847They still look only like uma copies, the BEST Umama content is when the kids look like a mix of both
>>2371827>the rule of bring 3 umasthat's a stupid rule, not everyone has 3 aces ready 2 weeks before the CM, the entire point of making rooms is testing how your umas and everyone else's umas perform, sometimes it makes it harder to fill the rooms but that's a minor inconvenience at worst
>>2371856While I agree, a lot of umama fanart is based on the self insert fantasy so it's hard to give them any defining features as that would break the immersion, in that fanart while they all look like orfevre they have slightly different hairstyles so to me it's the perfect middle ground between OC and carbon copy
I can't find the micro SD card converter so I'm doing it the boomer way. Not the most accurate hair, but too much paint screws with my autism because it looks bad from any other angle from the front so I made a concession.
>>2371860NTA but I don't find it to be a big deal either way, I prefer 3v3v3 too because its "optimal" realistic conditions but it's whatever. We should host some rooms instead of arguing about hypotheticals
>>2371860Conversely, the point is testing them in CM conditions and if everyone is bringing just one uma, you're much more likely to end up with duplicates and non-representative compositions
>>2371869Tiny ears...
>>2371860I do see their point of only allowing 3 umas since they're mostly simulating Group A or finals performance but it does prevent me from joining rooms unless I have 3 aces. Although it also kind of motivates me to train 3 aces so I can join rooms.
>>2371880I agree with this! But it's pretty dumb discourse over hypothetical fear mongering anyway.Less talking more rooms please!
you can always slot in a tt jobber if you don't have all 3 aces ready
>>2371860hell I don't have 3 Aces ready now LMAO
>>2371882That's definitely a big limiter, they don't give you enough space for ears. Especially sucks if you want to make someone with long ears.
make a room and see what happens
>>2371888Yeah this. Let's just drop the subject since this all started with an anon's fear of joining with an incomplete team. The most important is it's fine and allowed here.
I haven't hosted a room before so let me know if I've fucked something up.Aries Cup445039114450391144503911
>>2371869Cute, does she wear a suit?
>>2371893I find the first rate third rate divide fascinating, this thread is 60% shitters (lovingly) and 40% extreme tryhards
>>2371891What's the difference between putting a random jobber uma vs the NPC one? The 3 rule is dumb as fuck, it's dumb there and it's dumb here.
>he only has 2 aces ready
>>2371840>>2371847If I had artistic ability I would make the children of Torena + Uma a grotesque combination of a giant T for a head or a bald head with a T instead of a face, and the uma's hair and features.
>>2371904I am an extreme tryhard, I'm just shit at the game
>>2371900soulful room
but what does "doxxing" mean in this context?
>>2371908I have the concept of an Ace, so that's more than me.
>>2371917Not censoring usernames
Do you neighas know what Ace means?
>>2371917a picture of their penis.
>>2371917Just posting the username of the people in the room lol. But it still violates the Anon's anonymity. Now hes... pseudonymous... a fate worse than death.
>>2371919Donarudo-San....CM is in 3 days
>>2371901I only started so not enough stuff in the store, just went with something close to her casual outfit. Also surprisingly, there's clothes that look like something Smart Falcon would wear so I'm tempted to make her too.
>>2371922of course
>>2371907so you don't have a situation when you come 4th, like in >>2371900
>>2371922MY FUCKING GOAT OF COURSESHITBOLI POODOLF NEED NOT APPLY
>>2371900Is it better to post this results screen or the one with the times on it? And do you want to see the top 3 umas skills and such?Another Aries room578451785784517857845178
She's shorter than I thought she'd be.
>>2371935And here I thought I was the only acebro in /v/ma
>>2371938To be fair Oguri and Creek are both kinda tall
>>2371936the ones with times and strategy used, usually top 3 or 5
Kung-fu tomboy propaganda is a GO!OSU!
>>2371936SO/V/LFULLand burbon...
>>2371860While I do agree it's dumb I also see the point since I join and host public lobbies and I have a situation where there's FOUR GOLDSHIP or 30 minutes of waiting because one joined a single ace. Only difference is we have codes here so someone could always fill up the remaining slot.
>>2371922What about this unemployed fraud? (Never developed conquerors btw)
>>2371928Cool, have fun anon
>>2371949be nice to my bourbot she isn't top of the line SS like her peers
>>2371935>>2371941>No tits>No ass>No childbearing hipsExplain yourselves now.
>>2371946SEXMUTEKI SEXA FULL DOJO AND LINEAGE WITH HER
>>2371946Based drawgodIf I get her without a spark today, I'm thanking you.
>>2371957Tomboy humiliation
>>2371946Is this OC? Damn that's cool, saved, Mutekibros are looking good
>>2371946....fine TWO cheeky tenners
>>2371946>5'3I could literally step on her and there's nothing she could do about it
>>2371946>A drawchad is a MutekifagBased... based as fuck. I love drawchads making content for their underrated oshis.
>>2371936Hopefully this format is ok.Another Aries room948173769481737694817376
>>2371946I would drag my balls across 10 miles of broken glass for the chance of Yaeno GOATeki kicking my teeth in
>looking through my favourite umas>they are ALL tomboys
>>2371778You learn a lot from studying your rivals and seeing where your uma's weaknesses are.
>>2371993I can't see how my rivals play MANT and how they get those SS ranks and crazy stats
>>2371992Anon....might be time to ask some uncomfortable questions.
Bamboo Memory drops in 30 minutes but I don't think I'll roll for her
I've come to realize that smart falcon is cute
Which one of these cards should I put in my profile, which one do you think has a higher chance of being borrowed?>MLB Kitasan>MLB Fine Motion>MLB Rice Power
>>2372005Fine Motion 100%
Fuck it, I'm doing a cheeky tenner even though my carat reserves are at a critical level for what I'm saving for.
>>2372005FineMo.
>>2371992Is Kawakami considered a tomboy?
>>2372003>Rolling for WHOtekiI don't roll for zonelets
>>2372005Finemo, Everyone has kitasan and Power Rice is pointless when you can use Super Creek instead
>>2371983my soul is burning brightly seeing these rooms
>>2372010Kawakami is a cocklet femboy
>>2372005noone will borrow you card if you have a bad parent, you can have a high affinity one there to be at the top of the search, but if you have an actual usable parent people will borrow your card even if it's a bad one
>>2371983Another Aries room. I'll swap out the dominators for three aces this time.966538799665387996653879
>>2372014You know xoguri would clear out all the soul from these rooms. At least we have the /v/ictory stakes to look forward to
>>2372013Nobody is using stam cards for a 2000m CM. Rice might actually be decent for the next one, a 2spe/2pow/2wit deck with Rice and Maestro can probably get 1200/x/1200/x/1100+ without dying.
>>2371983>color-coded team comps>showing debuffersAs a bystander, you're going above and beyond. It makes it a lot easier to tell which team comps are doing well.
>>2372014Certainly soulful i don't wanna join with my xog and ruin it lel
>>2372013>Power Rice is pointless when you can use Super Creek insteadshe's pretty good next CM where it's more valuable to run stamina sparks and power cardsvery underrated card
>>2372020Fuji? Bakushin? A actual SOVLFUL /vm/a(formerly /v/ma) lobby?
>>2372021bring bwoguri to stakes? heard loud and clear
>>2372005I'd honestly put Rice power. I've got 120 followers from having a couple of decent powers and my FineMo gets maybe 3 to 4 borrows since it's like Kita in that everyone has it and everyone has it up for borrow.
>>2371983Based documentation chad
>>2372031bwoguri got raped in every stakes she was brought into
>>2372030Looking good for VEE-EM-uh!
>>2372037Not true, she won rooms in the one before the last one. And she slaughtered the satsuki sho reenactment.YouWillKNEEL
>>2372011>tfw you'll never be able to roll for obey
>>2371957Self explanatory
>>2372017I thought I had a high Grade Bonus, but I checked and I somehow have a fucking awful 16 grade bonus, how did that happen? I ran so many races
>>2372037Who else could it be? Fronts always do badly in 18 field size races for some reason.
>>2372013I've used Rice more than Creek in my lifetime. Regarding Swinging Maestros, Rice's modest peaches > Creek's obscene melons
>>2372022In that case you borrow Pasa, better stats, race bonus and gold skill
>>2372054Our last 2 queens were Fronts tho
>24 hours before CM opensHow are we feeling broes?
Damn this break really killed my momentum for Aries and now there is a new Fuji wrecking havoc in rooms, I should be there too with my own. Working on it
New rules for the stakes. Xoguri is now banned forever. but you can still use regular Oguri.
>>2372062*3
>>2372054Its gonna be bwoguri, people are coping so hard but you WILL be fed to the beast or dober will steal it
>>2371946Fuarking KINO! Wuv it when drawchads like umas i like as well
>>23720612400m means you either need a gold or a couple of whites regardless, especially since stam debuffers will be running rampant, so a strong power card that also gives you stam and recovery is nice
>>2372064I wouldn't put much stock into Oguriless rooms
>>2372063>he can't count to 72 on his fingers
>>2372063Jobbing A finals
>>2372054Haven't 3.5 of our past 4 queens all been Fronts? I think it's really only Lates that get shafted with those field sizes (and Ends outside of longslop).
>>2372067i'd be down with a dober steal
>>2372061If you can get enough stam that way, yes. If not you want a heal, in which case Rice is a good choice.
>>2372062big nige is a fifth strategy
>>2372072It's more about seeing good Fujis, I love training Fuji, I want to be there too. She's my wife
>>2372066A Front Runner Curren won? I always assumed she was running Pace
>>2372066>KWAB
>>2372077Dober is fucking HYPE she was so close to stealing the taiki 2nd term but she just HAD to get brocked.
>>2372065hmmm... nyo
>>2372077>>2372086How would a Dober reign be?
>>2372082curren got 3rd in a race with 2 eligable umas lol
>>2372065WRONGWE DON'T POLICE THE STAKES FAGGOT DANCHOU REMOVE HIS BALLS
>>2372020What I learned from this one is that if there are no front runners and your ace gets lucky pace, then you're going to miss out on NSM.Another Aries room707747127077471270774712
Guys.How do I make Mejiro Bright workI feel like her unique does nothing
>>2372088Your average thread will turn into crystal cafe
>>2372065as much as i'd like someone else to win i think it would be thematically correct to have a queen that everyone hates, who is going to be the brave trainer to bring her knowing full well his name is gonna be etched in the darkest pages of /v/ma?
happy 4/20 toreinas!
>>2372094I don't know who that is
>>2372063>Only have 2 aces ready because I STILL can't get even a single Seiun run with groundwork + medium S + serviceable statsI can barely scrape by in CMs even with a fully built team, so I'm doomed for sureThe way things are going I'll be baffled if I even make it into A Finals, let alone actually win
>Vbourbon, Law: furthers oyneighgazation 13's agenda to make the Nigekiri sisters all q/v/eens>Xoguri, Chaos: plunge neo-/vm/a further into the dark ages by creating a utilitarian society where everyone plays meta>Dober, neutral: disrupt both law and chaos to return the /v/ictory stakes back to what they used to be, soulfulthese are your queens
>>2372100MY FUARKING GOAT
>>2372063My team is flawed to say the least, but it has proven itself in rooms. Shiraoki willing... plat will be ours.
>>2372088Anons forced to do reps on the drawing mines instead of wasting their time jigging aroundObligated Uma x Trainer reading material study timeTea time fridaysFemale and maleoid only rooms.
>>2372093>metapig came in>*crickets*>noone else joinsif this isn't SOVL, what else can it be
>>2372100Curren WOULD do this!
>>2372108Bourbon reign is just I, Robot or Terminator
>>2372099
>>2372093>if there are no front runners and your ace gets lucky pace, then you're going to miss out on NSM.some people are taking Angling on their oguri for this exact reason, im running a single front just to prevent this
Who's the current q/v/een now again? I somehow forgot that, it's been that insignificant of a reign.
>>2372100Happy 4/20 Curren!
>>2372125Maruzensky literally started her car and then exploded
>>2372108>Implying XOguri isn't law.Requesting pic related but with bwoguris
>>2372129Oh right, based finemo
>>2372129...Fine Motion is behind this I just can't prove it
>>2372099I will do it to bully dobercucks
>>2372125SMaru led us to our new home after weeks of Suzuka slacking her duties. (She was probably out running.)
>>2372094You need to hardcore staminamaxx, her unique is very strong, but you need to be VERY overstammed for it to work
I get home from work and I go into the Kawakami mines. Today is no different. I must keep trying until one is perfect.
>>2372108>to make the Nigekiri sisters all q/v/eensnow im rooting for Bourbon
>>2372142Prince... I kneel...
>Mile C>No guaranteed access to a late recoverywtf Training Rudolf actually sucks for this cm. What's the best way to approach this?
>>2372129https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KA9QKgcNRM
>>2372148neigha take 1 (one) mile spark
>>2372148Either get her some mile sparks or do a milelet schedule.
>>23721484 mile sparks and the tiara route, you don't need more then like 650 stam as a late for the CM and you have Radiant as a gamble to help cover things
>>2372125It started of well, with anons posting retro games and old music.Then everything changed when HE attacked.She led us into our new home, saved us from extinction and now is on an extended beach vacation, history will look to her second term VERY kindly. drawing some stuff about her
>>2372125Our glorious war time leader Maru who fought a vicious guerilla war against the jannies.
>>2372142>231/240clean up, your stable isn't worthy of her arrival
>>2372163No. I will continue to remove them as I hit the limit.
I love maruzensky and I'm glad I have her and she even won me a plat but fucking my god she has been such a bitch to train.
>There is an extremely high chance we'll get a queen even lamer than Golshi this CM>If by some miracle it doesn't happen this time, it'll probably still happen in one of the other MANT mediumslopsI don't like this future. Can we go back to URA Finale?
>>2372093I'm shaking and crying so I'll go back to using dominators.Another Aries room698727216987272169872721
>>2372157>It started of well, with anons posting retro games and old musicThat was very nice, we should keep that up. Why the FUCK haven't you played Wipeout for the magnavox odyssey yet anon?
>>2372143>now im rooting for Bourbon
>>2372178>Wipeout for the magnavox odysseyI'm too much of a zuma for that wizardspeak.
>>2372142Impressive dedication. Godspeed, Anon. Hope you post her when you get the perfect one.
>>2372173Unlike Goldship Oguri is probably going to get a drawing. Fucking bastard.
>>2372183you're not ready for oy neighs master plan
>>2372088The age of the foid begins, she will command a great and terrible army, and she will sail to a billion threads. They will sail until every moid has been extinguished.
>>2372193You still haven't killed yourself? You deserve to die
>>2372177What happened to the UG clanker?
>>2372194anus fusion...
I'm looking forward to face of the franchise reign
>>2372193You're still a fag btw
>>2372108Now all I can think of is Vbourbon, XOguri and Dober wearing Demonicas
>>2372194Mathematically speaking the perfect front runner.
>>2372218and no Seiun particles so she can inherit her ults
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BROS IM FUCKING BRICKED
sorry cuteki, your gate was stolen by a flat fat bitch
>>2372224Did you get Nishino at least?
Are der/v/ members forced to watch old gundam anime by their danchou?
>>2372226
>>2372224Flowerlets exist?
>>2372178Im not a unc, gomennasorry>>2372193Nigga, its over https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/736245249/#q736263838
>Do a cheeky tenner>ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
Fuuuuck I forgot to read Flowers 4 chapters, those 80 carrats are now gone!
>draw uma>be rawardedWe're all gonna make it bros
>>2372224no overlap period this time, usually trainee banners overlap a little
Does anyone want to trade? Got this junk I don't want.
>>2372238NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2372242Based MutekiGOD I kneel. Enjoy your fightan tomboy
Why are you all doing tenners STOP
What the hell was that?
>>2372247
>>2372247LMAO
THAT easy
>>2372247MCKWEEN
>>2372177Thanks everyone for joining. I'll stop there for now as it's Muteki time but I might host some more rooms later.>>2372202It was hard for me to tell in amongst the skill spam of late-race, but I think that although she managed to activate all of her skills she got hit by at least 2 Dominator procs (and maybe some Hesitant Pace Chaser procs too but I couldn't tell).
>>2372249https://litter.catbox.moe/4e5ls82c2rw5ei6o.jpgIt was a momentary lapse in judgement caused by my /weakmind/.But I am rewarded for it and from here on I will cultivate a /strongmind/ that will resist PR.
>>2372232rate-up is a lie but i'm fine with this cutie instead
>>2372247A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!
>>2372247AWWWW MAN
>>2372228I wish, would be a cool pastime with my clubmates whom I wuv
>>2372255Based Fujianon
>Pulling for a literal brick
>>2372247This guy just got hit by the happy birthday.
Impulse rolling is the best! (Also picked up a Raisu, who is new for me as well.)
my danchou has been gone for 2 days and I'm starting to get worried
>>2372255thanks for hosting bro, nice aces
>Umawife gets a bunch of mood downs, loses races, etc.>it's never her fault it's just the game being shit>any other Uma gets mood downs and loses races>can't stop getting angry at the Umas themselves and cursing them for being such useless cunts
/v/ma WON! BROS DAMAGE REPORT!?
>>2372247Kek, enjoy.
Fact: hating Oguri because she is strong in CMs is more soulless than anything, runs completely antithetical to the entire point of the project, and displays a staggering amount of ignorance about the JRA.
>Literally NOBODY cared about Muteki >There were jokes about how nobody cared about her here>Suddenly everyone is pulling for herYou are all bots, you can't fool me
Getting two 3* umas that I ALREADY HAD is even worse than if I didn't get any to begin with, because now there is a nagging thought in my mind that I might just get lucky again
>>2372274He's fine, he just has some stuff to take care of.
I got Muteki on a single pull. It's just that easy.
>>2372284wise doto
>>2372286Beep bop, sex with cuteki beep bop
>draw that muteki comic>time to roll!>Dude... mysterious are the ways of Shiraoki
>>2372284I just hate getting dominator debuffed and having literally 0% chance of making it to even B finals.
>>2372247And just like that, another nugget baby is born.
>>2372299Just run your own dominator bots
I WILL DO ONE (UNO) (1) ROLLWITNESS ME
>>2372302i keked
>>2372297Based fellow mutekiDEITY, i loved your drawing, hope you liked mine, and keep going, I believe in you!
Fellas does your cheeky 10er ever turn into a cheeky 40er?
>>2372303But then I can't run my favorites and then I may as well stop playing because I've failed them.
>>2372297What a perfect 10-pull.
>>2371430>all the anti-/v/ responsesMaybe the mods were right. You were a bunch of parasites with no loyalty that just wanted to benefit from /v/'s traffic. If I was them, I would kick you out of /vm/ too, you don't deserve kindness.
>>2372310No, I'm only a little retarded.
>>2372310My cheeky tenner turned into a cheeky spark cuz the /howa/propaganda was too effective....
>>2372286>Literally NOBODY cared about MutekiAnd yet she got more PR-boosting OC than the average uma release. I think your bot-detector might be off.
>>2372310i had mine turn into a cheeky 100s
>>2372307It's over
Are 777 and Go with the Flow decent skills? I know 777 has it's meme roll on XOguri, but I keep getting hints for those two skills from the MANT events on my parent runs and I never know if I want to get them or some generic skill that you can get from rival races instead.
>>2372297The Tickezo council deemed you worthy.
>>2372286Next time we really mean it though.
>>2372124It'd be hard for me to fit Seiun into my Fuji's grandparents but I'll give it a go when I do some more ace runs later. Anything would be better than Kawakami's inherited ulti; I don't think it's ever worked and I wonder what madness possessed me to spend SP on it.
>ZERO pullsIts so over, she was born in the wrong era
>>2372321>>2372332Next you'll tell me that EVERYONE will be pulling for Bubblegum "Fellow" lmao
>/v/ thread is still aliveare we... back?
>cheeky 10er>Fine motion spook>Oh that's neat I guess, but I'll run it back>Fart Smalcon dupe>Oh that's neat I guess but I'll run it back>JunkThey got me. Is finemo good at all?
WHERE IS THE CAREER DUMP
>>2372237Good
So what are Yaeno's story and career like? Sell me on herI'd go read her uma story myself but I'm busy playing Slay the Spire 2 multiplayer lobbies so I may as well test how good you guys are at propaganda posting
+44 wit training or Senior Takarazuka Kinen?
>>2372355Post em stats
>>2372355how much Wit you got? how many energy recoveries you have? did you win classic Takarazuka?
>OC>All these pullsAs one of the two(?) Yaeno shills it makes me happy to see this. Plus I got her in 23 pulls so I'd say my enthusiasm saved me from sparking
>>2372355Wit gives you energy for summer. Run if you have energy items. Wit if you don't
>>2372311You could still give them tether if you really wanted to, it's 60% of dominator power at half the price
John Cygamesu here.If I see ONE more muteki being pulled, everyone itt gets to have sex with yanko
I completely forgot the CM was coming and didn't train a single uma, not even my TT trio is cut for jack shit this time.Whatever.
>>2372367Just train a piggy with 2 debuffers and enjoy your plat
>>2372367you got 4 days and round 1 is basically free
SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP GIMME CARATS FOR THE FUJIN STOCKPILE
>>2372358Honestly the stats are kind of dogshit and this run is glue anyways since I didn't get Medium S>>2372359>>2372362Yes I did win the classic, I know there is that website that shows all the epithets and stats but setting it up every time is awful
>>2372371jokes on you' i,ve had actual troubles with doing 3 wins in round 1 since mant dropped
>>2372373Based and Nigekiripilled
6 days until I forgive Golshi
>>2372377go ahead then, extra energy in senior summer is always good
>GAYnes WHOjin????
>>2372386nobody says this
>>2372386rice villain would say this
>>2372387Correct!
>>2372386>SEXnes KINOjinI say this btw
Brutal mogging
>>2370191I will not impulse pull I will not impulse pull I will not impulse pull I will not impulse pull I will not impulse pull
>>2372394Those should qualify as deadly weapons.
the one thing I miss about /v/ is that one guy that would post cosplay sluts at the end of threads
>>2372396>this anon won't get to experience the excitement at seeing the decorated door or the director suddenly appearingSAD
So is Yaeno good at all? I want to win with her and then post I HAVE SURELY WITNESSED IT, YAENO MUTEKI
>>2372394I want to make fun of her huge ass ears then poor chocolate milk over her head
>>2372402I already got it during kitasan freebies and ended up with a dupe Jordan (mind you she was the one I picked for the selector)
>>2372401
>>2372346I...didn't get her....someone else will have to do it, my wifes alt is next and I have exactly 30k carrats,.know how it is
>>2372407Can mambo do this?
>>2372406>Spending the ticket before the free rollsI hope you learned a valuable lesson young man.
>>2372401im pretty sure he's on /vg/
>>2372396I can't do it because I already got Nishino and need to save. All I got besides her was Fine Motion, and I regret playing her career because it made me want Air Shakur.
Opinions?https://litter.catbox.moe/v2qv69appovuy6sz.jpeg
>>2372413Yeah I remember him being there while in the chaos before I found the bunker. But I think he left, he said he didn't like it
>>2372417
>>2372413You've been tricked. It was me, the cosplay slut poster pretending like somebody missed me.
>>2372398There is notning deadly about ear smacking
>yaeno's growths are 20% pow 10% gutsThat hurts
>>2372423Is there underwear underneath bloomers or...
>>237243120% power is great though.
>don't have a single orange training partner going into first summer campholy fucking glue
>>2372435Having to take 3 speed isn't.
>>2372431I like power growth, means I can more easily spam speed cards!Now 20% guts 10% power, or 20% wit 10% guts, NOW we have a problem
>>2372247kek
>>2372439You can cap speed with 0% growth and 0 speed cards if you gutsmaxx correctly*.*may require some sparks
>>2372401>Wanting ritualposters that spam garbage 3DPD>>2372419Well we don't like him here so he should've stayed there
>>2372441>Now 20% guts 10% powerIf you ask me that's a very powerful growth rate. A growth rate worthy of a princess.
>>2372439You can easily cap speed with 2 speed cards on a 0% speed growth uma in MANT.
>>2372439In what world do you need 3 speed cards even with zero growth?
>>2372441The real problem? 10% stamina 20% guts.
The kinoest grow rate is 20% guts 10% spd
>>2372449Wonder if her growth rate being a mirror of her dads was intentional, but yeah, its a pain, Bowas is even worse if you ask me, but at least she got a straight upgrade altBNW privilege and all
>>2372449Kawakami should have had 20% power 10% guts. It's not fair...
>>2372449This is why I will never play her career.
>>2372467Be stronger, anon, challenge yourself
>>2372417Bloomers are awesome >>2372412Actually it might have been a paid solo instead but yeah, real unlucky>>2372416>All I got besides her was Fine Motion, and I regret playing her career because it made me want Air Shakur.I can't wait to run Fine and Shakur together in CM while Brian plays as the third wheel
I bought the hat...
>>2372467I mean I can understand not wanting to make her into an ace since she doesn't have a unique but if you have her you should at least do her career once. Her gorilla woman, tomboy personality contrasting with her desire to be an elegant princess is quite endearing. Plus she's a very for (You) Uma. Probably one of the most.
>have to wait 3 years for still in love's meltdownIT'S NOT FAIR I WANT IT N O W
>>2372474Your Medium S? Your capped stats? Your completed event chains? There's no hope for any of that now.
>>2372454Doto?
>>2372493Rice...
I finally know the "normal" race schedule well enough that I no longer need to load it into the agenda, saving me roughly 35 popups per career run. Life is good.
>>2372343That was the monthly thread, by the way.
>>2372499...at least we are catching some unaware anons... that kinda makes it worth it
>>2372343>>2372506The fuck? There is another one?
WAITER OH WAITER, ANOTHER MEDIUM DISTANCE PACE CHASER PLEASE
>>2372297Sadly had no more luck other than some dupes, but oh well, thats why i saved>>2372309Yup, it was kino, wuv you, drawchad!
>>2372506We should've waited for the Stakes...
Daily reminder if you like stallions you're gay
>>2372247ONE OF USONE OF USONE OF US
>>2372523so it goes
>>2372522>WeYou can't control the mass Anon.
>>2372338Hey, fuck you leatherman. Ive drawn stuff with her already, and will continue to do so in the future. Her PR WILL increase, and you WILL Pull for her
>>2372518
>>2372247Cygames B-team dev here. The senpais were joking about secretly raising the rates for getting Teio to one third of a pick-up 3 star unit's on her birthday. I asked why they did that and they said it's because everyone would be happy to pull Teio. It's also why she has the most support cards.
>>2372423Teio's dad is kinda hot...
>>2372550based cygods
>>2372474Based. I buy the hat every time it appears in late classic or senior year.
MUTEKIFAGSCAREERDUMP CHOP CHOP
>>2372568There's 18 images left...
If i want to make a Dober parent is it worth stuffing her with enough Long stars to be able to do the Triple Crown tour or should i instead look for borrows with Triple Tiara for maximum compatibility?
>>2372570Triple tiara, dober has great growths it's laughably easy to get her 1200x3
>>2372568I am at work, and its a night shift, so if noone else decides to, and i will be doing it, youll have to wait about 12 hours from now
>>2372570Triple Tiara is enough for Ace Dober.You get more compatibility with Long G1s of course. And since they are mostly a Stam check you can clear them with Long C
>>2372572Oh so i could be doing SS parent runs to boost the parent quality that way instead then?
HOLY FUCKING LOWROLLKitasan didn't finish, dogshit hints from races all run, Junior year was so bad I didn't have a single relationship to orange by first summer camp so no rainbows in any stat.
>>2372578I know that feel bro >>2370754
>>2372576You'll lose out on a bunch of affinities without long A, but it doesn't really matter in the end when dober is such a smooth career. She's one of the few umas I feel comfortable not buying skills for in the career and waiting for deep discounts, it also lets you maximize your pink sparks easily
does anyone know where /v/aca migrated...
>>2372569I think we all know what needs to be done with those last images.
How long has /v/ma been in this dead ahh board bro, no one told me
>>2372591we've been here for a week and a 2 days
>>2372586No idea /v/acabro, but if you need a safe place to organize you can count on your allies.
>>2372591About a week or so. Did you not read the memo?
>>2372591we've had daily /v/ expeditions to safe as many stranded toreinahs as possible
>>2372595cows and horses...
>>2372588dont do it you'll ruin teio's good reputation
>>2372599Uma has both cows AND horses
>>2372570Tiara, people complaining about affinities are dumb because most people doing parent runs are doing the Tiara route because you don't get stam checked and can run a weaker deck, especially since you don't really want stam sparks atm so hitting 11000 for double odds of 3* stam isn't a good target when you can aim for high wit instead if you're fishing for SS
>>2372247i pulled her last week just got around to doing her career. so much different from her anime season. she's so immature and bratty it's like she's a completely different character.
>>2372586Anon....check the club, split between 8/bag/ and /bag/
>>2372591jannies were giving 3 day bans to everyone posting in the threads, so it was difficult to even post anything uma related.
Can I steal one of the last image slots for this Shichi pic that I tried to get done for her birthday (and failed)?Also a no-coat version: https://litter.catbox.moe/s918xp.png
>>2372629Lovely work as usual drawGOD
>>2372629Holy
>>2372629God fucking damn dude, you are spoiling us
>>2372632>drawthats clearly AI generated
>>2372629Gold city propaganda at an all time highLOOKING FUCKIN GOOD
>>2372629Her coat is CARRYING her outfit from looking like a streetwalker fit. Goddamn she's so fuckin stunning
>>2372315>you should be happy with constant harassment from mods, jannies, schizos and shitposters >and you shouldn't complain about it ever>just because it's muh /v/lol enjoy your shill board, /v/ma is still as big as ever
>>2372629I kneel.
>>2371755Feline spot undergarments make me hard
>>2372629I am literally going to fucking explode, its like god descending to show us his wonderful creations
>>2372629DrawCHAD stop I cannot... I'm a faithful man to my umas AAIIIEEEE
>>2372629MAY YOU FOREVER BE BLESSED WITH GOLD CITY SEX AND PLATS ANON
That Urara thighjob OC had no right being that hot
>>2372629SEEEEEEEEXOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>2372629Very nicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=045Bixq03-U
>>2372629BASED
>>2372629ALRIGHT FINEILL PLAY GOLD CITY'S CAREER
>>2372662Its kino.>>2372297Bumping my old post to ask a question: am i right in thinking that Maru needs at least pot4, and alt Fuji pot5?
>>2372629Based as always I KNEEL
>>2372629>no-coat versionI would kill for a coat-only version
>>2372662Her career is really good. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did
>>2372662Nice! I hope you enjoy it.
>>2372664I've never ever used a maru potential skill, as far as fuji goes. Yes.
>>2372668That's definitely a great idea for the future.
>>2372664Focus is super easy to get and all the other skills are mile only. She already comes with early lead, so you don't really need to upgrade her potentials.
>>2372668I made this post
>>2372629I swear to God you faggots just secretly love gold city, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS HATED HER MONTHS AGO
>>2372676*Also, Focus is dogshit, only Concentration is good.
>>2372678She tsunI tsun
>>2372662DON'T, SHE'S GOING TO CALL YOU AN INCEL!
>>2372680This, it's 0.9 vs 0.4 (and preventing late starts altogether)
Guys I don't know what to do I have 0 copies of yeppers and my Condor is LB1, I can't get to 50RB at least with this setup. NSM is so good for Paces but I can't get both that and Killer Tunes, what do I do? What do I sacrifice?
>>2372678>I THOUGHT YOU GUYS HATED HER MONTHS AGOThe "Coal City/Gold Shitty" schizo is literally just one guy
>>2372678She reminds me of an actual woman so I still don't like her
>>2372687Sacrifice Killer Tunes. NSM is vital and while KT is nice to have it's not critical.
>>2372629Beauty of the century indeed
>>2372678I love all umas, except one.https://litter.catbox.moe/zi48b8.png
>>2372678If I didn’t main front runners and Suzuka didn’t exist, I’d probably bring her to every CM. She's one of the prettiest umas in the game and her career is one of my favorites.
>>2372694>doesn't like HEREasily the gayest post in this thread.
>>2372629Your art is so good, do you draw only Uma or do you have more things in your portfolio? It's something I've always wanted to ask the different drawfags
>>2372701I'm a bit of a one-note artist, so it's only really uma right now.
>>2372692I guess I can always make up the mid-race difference with several hints right? if rng treats me well
I wanna run some FUN rooms, any ideas?
>>2372696YOU HAVE 3 SLOTS
>>2372710Mambo monday races?
>>2372708I just pray for medium/pace corners/straightaways from rival races when I do runs.
>>2372710Hopeless Stakes MANT edition
>>2372707I see, thank you for replying, I love your work
>>2372716Would but unfortunately I have never ran a mambo career kek
Am I right in thinking that, since there is only one downhill in the mid-race, that Straight Descent is a very good mid-race skill?
>>2372721Same, except i never ran her in MANT. Did several URAs, but never managed to get the onsen ticket
>>2372629How would a relationship with gold city be like?
>>2372687Killer Tunes is nice, but it's not essential on a Pace and can get fucked over in a front heavy room. I also would say that NSM isn't so much better then NN that I'd drag along a completely dead card like Yeppers as your borrow. On my XOguri, I eventually settled on using my LB0 yeppers for NSM and borrowing NTR for FCM since it's a more stable set up, but I honestly think that you can cope well enough with MLB Ryan power which is 10RB and guaranteed NN.
>>2372729it is my understanding that acceleration is worthless until the final spurt
>>2372732Id wager that its insanely close to what you see in the career
>>2372732getting cucked daily by manager-san
>>2371502i still play...
If i want to main pace chasers, what cards do i need in the next, lets say 1 year?
>>2371502They're pretty fucking bad lately, which only makes sense since the game has been fucking awful and only getting worse for like a year straight.
>>2372715I’ll see what I can do in Gemini.
>>2372729Velocity increases your max speed, acceleration increases how fast you reach max speed. Acceleration skills are for the start of the last spurt. They are completely useless for the midleg.
>>2372639>lol enjoy your shill boardI hope you don't come to /v/ to host the stakes then. Why would you?
>>2372734Sadly I don't have a single Yeppers copy so it's either borrowing it or not getting NSM at all, it's one of the biggest doubts I've had all CM
>>2372732High maintenance and giving extra support when her figure starts to go.
wait... I forgot that Mambo exists. I STILL HAVENT DONE HER CAREER
>>2372747Tachyon Speed, El Speed, Ramonu Wit, and then McQueen Wit, as well as the scenario tax cards if you don't want to eternally have to borrow them.
>>2372757DO IT NOW also, unlock the outfit if you didnt already
Stakes on /v/ or /vm/ ?
Idk, but I feel like shichi would spoil her boyfriend (after berating him of course)
>>2372757i got a grand total of 0 tanhauser copies during the kitasan gibs
>>2372760We should try on /v/ if we get shut down we can just have a whole thread here, since it's a multiplayer event
>>2372747speed tachyonguts ks. miracle (luxury)wit ramonuwit opera o (bait?) speed El
>>2372760Both and watch the chaos unfold when 2 queens get crowned simultaneously.
>>2372759I must save my statues for Blaze Brian so I'll have to play the long game and roll more Mambo copies during my venture for Sweep and Air Shakur
>>2372729It’s not ideal, for tracks with long downhills what you really want is Wit. There’s a mechanic called Downhill Mode that makes you go faster and saves stamina, but you need high Wit, at around 1200 Wit you’ve got about a 45% chance to trigger it.The game checks every second to see if it triggers, so you want to enter Downhill Mode as early as possible and keep it going for as long as you can, and if you drop it, then re-enter again soon.Straight Descent is only good when the downhill happens during the late race.
stupid-ass game, I hate you
>>2372760/v/, since the thread will reach bump in an hour and they're usually around 700-1000 posts
>>2372760/v/ since it will be just that one thread and it will die on its own fast.
>>2372747MLB Tachyon Speed at the end of MANT, you get 100 free rolls for it.
>>2372776And we'll all get banned and have one last laugh to the void
>>2372769>statues for blaze brianSovl? Im thinking sovl. How many statues do you even need to go from 3 to 5*? Like 2k?
>>2372754I'd go Kita, NTR, Ryan, FineMo, Marv Wit, Tachyon personally, NSM is nice I really don't think it's as essential as everyone else is thinking because you're not going to be procing it in a lot of lobbies if you're winning since there's nothing ahead of the paces, but maybe it's more important if you're not using XOguri and are desperate for an accel, though I think that's why you either run as a Front or go full gamble as a Late
>CM sign-ups startedNOOOOOOOOOOO I'M NOT READY
>>2372767der/v/ would do this
>>2372784I was going to run XOguri, Grass and my Oshi Fuji since double Pace would benefit from NSM that's why I was rating it highly, though I also planned to have an extra Dominator Ace just in case I had to metafag to get into A. Though I probably won't have time
How many people got Muteki? Would a Muteki Monday make sense? How about a collaboration of Muteki Mambo Monday next week?
>>2372791I'd probably just mutate Fuji to a Front if you want to run her, though you don't want to solo Front so that'd then need you to run a second front alongside her which then gives NSM a lot more value for your XOguri since it's a guaranteed target to slingshot off of.
HELLO /V/MA
>>2372801Hi welcome back torena
>>2372800I don't think I want to suffer with that right now, there is not enough time, plus having Speed Star and Head-On already is too good to pass up. I'll try to apply your previous deck advice, thank you
>>2372780A stupidly large amount but it'd be even more stupid to try rolling for more copies of your target just for 90 more star pieces. I have 1,091 statues at the moment. It took me months to get OG Brian to 5* even with 120 extra star pieces from dupes.
I'm real fucking sick of Stinko she never shows up on trainings with multiple partners and I can go until the 2nd summer camp some runs without getting her to orange
Yeah she definitely needs a 3rd speed card or a lot of speed sparks to hit the cap. Not bad for a first run though.https://litter.catbox.moe/i8duqc065v1l7243.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/r87259ptpddhl1bd.jpg
>>2372812As is to be expected of this brat.
Hello trainers, with the upcoming CM signups opening and the next /v/ictory stakes edition coming up, given our current situation, (((we))) have decided to poll /v/ma so (You) decide where it's hostedplease vote here desu neigh https://strawpoll.com/jVyG2baPGZ7
>>2372833I don't trust Grass posters
>>2372833i trust Grass posters
>>2372833Should've put this in the bunker
>>2372841No?
>>2372841that's not metaposting thoughever
>>2372801Ehm, actually. It's /vm/a now
>>2372847VOO EEM A
>>2372833Is this you my old danchou in der/v/?
>>2372833Oy neigh runs this shit don't forget it
>>2372833you guys are fucking faggots I shan't be participating if it's on /v/
>>2372867The logistics are much better if its in /v/
>>2372833>/v/agabond>Horse MD>No representativewtf
>>2372872At least your club got listed
>>2372872Im in /v/agabond, just chose to be anonymoose
what in the actual FUCK are they all doing here? I have fucking 400 stamina at first summer camp with no stamina sparks for christ's sake https://litter.catbox.moe/zh9x6stm1mzhrtei.png
>>2372867It is our home
>accidentally posted on /v/ thinking it was /vm/AIIIIIIIIEEEE I DON'T WANT TO GET BANNED!https://litter.catbox.moe/h2n32opnbc99tv5y.jpg
>>2372877Priority is a meme
>>2372883I've been baking and posting for several days now and have gotten a warning at the worst.
>>2372847wait did Danchou change it?
>>2372882Yeah good idea go start fucking spamming /v/ with threads on CM finals day so they not only ban it from /v/ but come kill it here too. Retards.
>>2372889Nta but that's definitely the most active thread we've had since the purge, it's definitely dangerous ground. Maybe they are honouring their word maybe not, either wa I think it's too risky especially if we want to attempt the Stakes there
>>>/v/737338506We might be so fucking back
Does this look like a good deck for the next CM? I was also thinking about swapping Sweepy for 1 or 2 lb Stinko Windy for a little bit more rb, but it's probably not worth it.https://files.catbox.moe/8b4x0c.JPG
Litterbox just not working for anyone else?
Am I getting Nakayama Festa's personality right?https://limewire.com/d/hZFri#2Bk28iVm7d(Litterbox is down and the thread's image limit has been reached.)
>>2372909I will not help you make a sex bot of my wife.
>>2372909>Litterbox is downit's not thoughI'm also not clicking a limewire link it's not 2001 anymore
>>2372909For the most part yes, looks very good.If you need inspo go to the umareader and read through some of her events. I feel like that really helps with writing
>>2372909>limewireMENACING ゴゴゴゴゴゴ
>>2372857No that's our new danchou, four vaginas or something
>>2372922Wtf, did der/v/ explode
Is the bakery open or should we just migrate to the /v/ thread?
>>2372902Who's this for?
>>2372902who are you planning to run and what is your speed card situation? if you're running someone with an innate golden you don't need rice and can run Fuku or NTR instead
>>2372909>limewirehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th6PW5VwDFI
>>2372922Wait what, draw danchou quit?
>>2372926Wait several more pages at the least.
What the FUCK is limewireImagine i posted a confused helios
>>2372932Nah, Oguri ate him.
>>2372927>>2372929It's for front runners, most likely Maru, Falco, and either Suzuka or regular Bourbon. These are my cards, the only change from the picture is mlb Kitasan.https://files.catbox.moe/ck6lfd.jpg
>>2372935Gen A bwo.....
>>2372909Isnt limewire that unc piracy app? Christ, yall ARE old, damn...
>>2372937Ah dem, hope oguri shits him out.
>>2372939Im a 2007 zoomer>HeliosWEI.png
>>2372945Please stop making me feel old at the age of 28
>>2372932>I share a thread with anons that haven't watched the best gundam in the seriesgrim
In retrospect I should've sent more but I'm so fucking nervous. I don't write canon characters usually because I don't feel like I'd be able to do justice to them.Anyways, hope you guys enjoy cringe, I will be posting the full mess sometime this week.>>2372911>I will not help you make a sex bot of my wife.I wouldn't want to make a sex bot of her either to be fair. It seems like it'd be too much of a gamble :P>>2372913>it's not 2001 anymoreThe world would be better if it was 2003 still.Fair enough, next time I post a screencap I'll look for something else to post it with.Also litterbox must've come back online literal seconds after I posted because I was spamming Ctrl+R and being met with the infuriating HSTS error. >>2372907 backs me up here, it clearly went down for more than just me.>>2372918>for the most part yesGood. I'm using a translated version of her character story to try to get a feel for her personality. Specifically, this one:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcoarXkJfiELet me know if this is a bad idea.>>2372921In my defense I went to files.io looking for a quick replacement and didn't notice it converted into Limewire. I should've seen the logos in the top left :(
>>2372945>zoomers from 2007 are already legal of age to announce on 4chan Ouch my back
>>2372945>Im a 2007 zoomerMODS
>>2372948How did you get to school when there were dinosaurs trying to snatch you neighas up
>>2372945>19 and posting on 4channgmi
how the fuck do zoomers even end up on this unc website?
>>2372949>the best gundam in the series You better answer correctly, so what in your opinion is the best gundam?
>>2372932>he doesn't know where I came here to laugh at you comes fromget the fuck out of this website
>>2372945>he was born in the year the internet diedgrim
>>2372964The same way we did except it's a lot easier for them
>>2372956Anon.....2008 can legally post here
>>2372964I got shown it back in high school in 2012
>Your RIVAL could be in high school
>>2372964epic 4chinz greentext stories and shitposts that get posted somewhere else, /b/ stories were quite popular in youtube a few years ago, stuff like pool's closed and the autism shit wars have millions of views
>>2372972>spoilerhttps://litter.catbox.moe/kz8kgv.jpg
>>2372972>>2372970(﹏)
>>2372949But I did watch G Gundam
>>2372977That poll did show two underb&s....
>>2372964you faggots took so long to find a new home i actually started using the green reddit stalker site to talk about uma
>>2372966Ah i get it now, my bad my bad.
>>2372981>>2372980>>2372972I graduated in 2010 I don't think being in high school in 2012 is anything crazy
>>2372983It was four actually, arguably more grim
>>2372938use Wit bourbon for Taking the Lead instead of Tachyon, i would also try to use Speed Brian since she has 2 speed bonus and the same 5RB as sweep, borrow Rice is good
>>2372980>>2372981I'm 30 next year, fuck you guys.
>>2372966Btw pls say hi for me to him lol.
I was probably a baby while ojisans in this thread were in high school
>>2372964People still stumble upon this site because containment breakers can never shut up about it. You can easily tell if someone hasn't been posting for very long just from the way they type and what sort of slang they use.
>>2372997unc...
>>2372909Limewire still exists?
Uncs mad they got all those years of experience and still zero plats lmao, keep up brochacho
I might be thirty years old but i am still a retarded manchild that refuses to grow up so i count myself in the zoomer contingent.
>>2373003i still don't know what made moot so mad he had to filter baka desu senpai
>>2372945DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEKILL YOURSELF OFF MY IMAGEBOARD BROCCOLIHEAD
>>2373019Moot was the fun uncle that was almost constantly drunk when he wasn't doing something fun. He got pissed at some weird ass shit, and made even more bizarre choices. Egg got censored and that snowballed into rickrolling!
>>2373019Shorthand like that is lazy and was a sign of someone mobile posting back in the day. Allot of website owners hated it. Moot probably got the idea from Blowblax on Something Awful.
>>2373019It was spammed non stop like it was punctuation tobequitehonestwithyoumalamamadingongerino.
I want to spend my first 4th of July and Christmas (Holiday) with /v/ma
>>2373019Do you not remember everybody putting s/mh, t/bh, and f/am in every fucking post back then? Shit was rampant.
>>2373019moot is a glownigger asset fuck that faggot
>>2373003One way to out yourself on this website is if you talk as if 4chan is all about being edgy and had to act like an asshole to fit in >>2373032hmmmmm no. I'll spend my Christmas on r/a/dio like the usual
>>2372997Im 30 and im still in this hell hole, probably because even if this site is a fucking shithole this is still the best the internet can give when it comes to talking hobbies and shit.
DESU
>>2373032GAAAAAY
>>2373019I'm glad he did, I wish the current admins did something similar about stuff like tranny
>>2373048https://litter.catbox.moe/lt6f52.jpg
>>2373054doctor I need pictures of doll joints to live
that /v/ thread is doing well I wonder what this means, I like /vm/
>>2373059I am a black man
>>2373060Too honeypot for me. I'm reading the posts though
>>2373035Just a symptom of certain anons being faggots. How do you solve anons being faggots?
>>2373060I don't understand why people would even want to go back /vm/ is way fucking better
>>2373067No matter what the jannies do /v/ is for the discussion of video games. We did nothing wrong hence posting there is a holy duty of every soldier in the astral autism war.
>>2373060reminder that it wasn't about quality or on-topicness but speed, the moment we start picking up speed is the moment the whole thing starts all over again, drawing attention isn't a good thing, but do whatever you want
>>2373064The honeypot thing is scary, I hope it's not true this time
>>2373067it might have been a post of someone who doesnt know that were here, i think its a positive because since it seems like many strays got to know where we are right now.
>>2373080Well, it's been said multiple times that thread.Some people are stubborn and will refuse to leave, that's just 4chan to ya.
>>2373078Threads are either always made by someone who doesn't know about the happenings or someone purposely trying to get people banned.Eitherway I'm not risking it.
>>2373074Why fight retards and schizos and potentially mods to be on that shit board when we're comfy here. Having the main stakes thread there makes sense for exposure but otherwise fuck /v/.
TAZUNA YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT SELL ME SOME FUCKING 60% MEGAPHONES
>>2373086>someone purposely trying to get people banned.Nah man, some people really want to fight to stay over in /v/. I honestly get it since it's our home, some guys will refuse to flee.
holy shit stop giving me so many good trainings I need to RACE
It really is true that some anons don't care about the uma musume thread but want an excuse to fight with jannies instead...
>>2373097It's not so black and white./vm/a has a lot of great things, but it IS different from /v/ma. Just like how you got many set in their ways, there are many who have the will to fight. I personally think we should eventually return full time to /v/. But God knows when that time will be
>>2373097Feel free to stay here and watch this community stagnate.
>>2373097It's part of the addicting toxicity some anons are looking, and maybe even one thing they're looking forward with /v/ threads. I do agree that it's kind of fun but only for a few times otherwise it gets boring real fast.
>>2373105>I personally think we should eventually return full time to /v/If we could have threads with umamusume in the subject field, sure, otherwise im just too lazy to scroll through the board to find the threads>>2373107I honestly thought that this would happen at some point one way or the other.
>muh stagnation boogeyman
/vm/ is so much better and we were finally getting our groove back again, I don't want to leave at the moment
>>2373111>boringMeant to say tiring
>>2373115I think a nice healthy balance is possible, have this be the main thread, have the odd one every few days and THE big event in /v/ for exposure, honestly I think the big clash of ideas really shows the age divide in this community kek, you got a young passionate side and an older more tempered one.
I didn't intend to incite the realization that we're all getting old before dinner...Also how the hell did that 2007 zoomer not know about Limewire? Everyone and ESPECIALLY their grandmothers knew about Limewire. Did the legend fade so fast that a 4 year gap resulted in its disappearance from collective memory?>t. Jan 03
>>2373135Limewire was already old tech by 2007Steam was 4 years old when he was born Megaupload died when he was 5Prate bay was compromised before he turned 10He was born too late to be a pirate
>>2373143You fucking nigger, you tanked my mood hand over the cupcakes
How are those clocks looking bros?
>>2373135Limewire is already almost non-existent on 2007.Hell I didn't even know it's still alive till today
>>2373143I miss megaupload so much its unreal
>>2373132Im a zoombro, and i really prefer the chill threads over here
>>2373143Man... I wish I was an adult at the time. I did get to enjoy the sunset years. Fucking hell...>>2373146Calling it "alive" is an overstatement. It's a skinsuit.
>>2373145865I'll survive.
>>2373115we got rooms going, my arguments don't get cut mid discussion and i dont have to deal with (as many) mentally ill people, this is much better
>>2373154Im a zoombro and I'm the opposite, I like the slow pace here too, but for me? I want fast paced, clash with rivals, telling everyone FUCK AUTHORITY we do what we want
fuuuuck I don't know what to do hereI already skipped 2-3 races for trainings I'm worried about skill pointshttps://litter.catbox.moe/ls4nml9j3anxgpmb.png
i'm a zoombro and i'm kinda apathetic. if we stay, i'll stay. if we move, i'll move. i just hope there's a place to be when Palmer releases
>>2373174Don't skip G1s
>>2373174Go race, it's not worth it
>>2373174Did you already do Takarazuka Classic year? If yes you can skip it although I think the stats you're getting is lacking for sacrificing a G1
I'm a boomer and I think all zoomers should die
>>2373170Im guessing thats what the anon i was replying to meant, then?
>>2373174If it was classic year, I might take the training but I don't think you can afford to skip senior year G1s
>>2373174800 wit is good enough for pre-summer, you should focus on speed for now
>>2373174>senior late jun>719 speedYou better hope for an insane summer
>>2373165>dont have to deal with (as many) mentally ill peopleThis is the biggest boon, there are basically zero schizos. Our only "problem" posters are at most the hall monitor and other people who want to gatekeep /vg/ out, but honestly I get them. I don't agree and think they can be annoying but I fully get it.
>Umas keep failing multiple sub 3% trainings today>also no medium S in 5 borrowsMake it stop please
https://litter.catbox.moe/0hj4xkcmaxazbccs.pngI wonder how umas who can't run professionally feel when their significant other decides to take them to the racetrack for a date.
1200/x/1200/x/1200 is such an unachievable statline I don't understand how people do itclosest I've gotten is like 1200/x/1100/x/1100
Everything about Fenomeno makes me want to bully her.
>>2373201>unachievable statlineBro, every fucking XOguri or Dober has it
>>2373205Guess I should have specified on Umas with ethical stat growths
>>23732012 speed, 1 power, 3 wit, on an uma with power growth. Speed growth is a meme, you will cap it regardless and it means you're wasting stats training speed when it's going to cap just for the power or have to actually hit power rainbows + a couple of roamers during summer
>>2373187>>2373186Summer camp was in fact not huge. Everything felt like it was going well there for a while then I just get no energy items, no charms, and Stinko and Kitasan refuse to ever go on speed together.Oh well, 5 more runs tomorrow.https://litter.catbox.moe/qz0g1ovq7e7p2czx.png
>>2373211well I can't fucking do it faggot so fuck you
>>2373201Full power inherit, getting wit rainbows active early, and some luck.
>>2373201Just high roll with Fukuhttps://litter.catbox.moe/smjxo611jlwog3h4.png
>>2373201I got a few 1200/x/1200/x/1200 umas that still lose due to their skillsSkills are much more important
>>23732011200/x/1200/x/1200 is understandable. What I can't understand are people getting 1200/x/1100/1100/1200 where the fuck are they pulling the guts with only 1 guts card
>>2373222Guts builds like that are hidden behind 100 attempts at that kind of highroll.
>Bring 2 speed cards>Game decides I won't cap speed because no one wants to go to speed when it counts>Bring 3 speed cards >Game decides I won't cap speed because no one wants to go to speed when it counts Its all the same
>>2373224I still don't understand how it's achieved even with a highroll. Best I managed was 1200/x/1000/1000/700
Stinko fucking sucks I'm already using two 15% RB cards it's not like I even need her anyway. Think I'm gonna use Jordan welfare speed instead.
>>2373229You use highroll wit cards like FineMo and NN at the same time. Then highroll the shop. And highroll the rainbows so your wit trainings get KSB and NTR with your wit and guts rainbow trainings.
Next scenario sure is going to be fun for umarollers like me who don't have SSR wit cards and will most likely have to settle with using MLB SR wit cards while borrowing the scenario card
>>2373231Guess I was missing the cards for it. I would have probably done better if only I got Ayabe guts during free rolls
>>2373238>umaroller>tryhards at CMsI always thought you had to chose one. I just roll for umas without a care in the world for cards or Chanmi, and take it easy
>>2373248You do have to choose which is why I don't tryhard at all. I do at least attempt to pretend to care about support cards every now and then but there is absolutely no way I'd pick a support card over an uma. Symboli Kris S's banner is on the same day as the next scenario card too so my hands are quite tied...
Does Ignited Spirit WIT combo with anything for front runners or is it just shit?
>>2373280the early movement skills
>>2373280It can be a prudent positioning replacement
>>2373283>>2373284thats what I was hoping for, thanks
is there anything worse than seeing your favorite get a card from an event you would have liked to have seen them get an alt from?
I'm... Alive! I can post! I'm alive!!https://litter.catbox.moe/utjg4t.jpg
>>2373291Fuji my beloved...https://umamusu.wiki/Fuji_Kiseki/Gallery#/media/File:Support_Card_30271.png
Test https://litter.catbox.moe/rr7e62fz2w9nobqp.jpg
>>2373316AIIIEEE
janny-dono...
>404Well, I hope everyone managed to make it here
I blame the anon who posted akikawa lewds
>>2373309For me, it's Kawakami. Wedding dress alts are the absolute peak of alts if your favorite was to get one but she got a card so she'll never get one. Honestly I don't really like the one alt she has, the festival one. Traditional Japanese garb like that does nothing for me.https://litter.catbox.moe/n27wktvyck31m3aw.png
>>2373291Palmer...
We saw 2 separate drawings, 1 OC shitpost, a Jpbro and some familiar faces in that thread, if those neighas are so dense they still don't know to move to /vm/ I'll be annoyed
>>2373330Cygames are missing a big trick with the support cards. Imagine if the MLB of a support card unlocked a skin (purely cosmetic) for that character. I guess they just hate money.
>>2373337Maybe they don't want to move here
>>2373341Then perish
>>2373327We found a lot of stray anons. It was a nice thread. A nice incursion to the ruins of our civilization>>2373337Eh it's not about being dense. Some people simply prefer /v/. I have been a /v/tard for years. I like just simply walking into a thread and start talking about the topic or just insult someone acting retarded. This board is nice but it's too civilized. You don't want to shit it up with shitposts. Theory of the broken window and all.
Shockingly enough I did not eat a ban from posting once in that thread.
>>2373337>oc shitpostThat one might be me
>>2373346Ze iceberg? That was funny
new bread doko
>>2373341>>2373343I guess so, I guess I just see anons complain about the lack of threads or wondering where /v/ma is and the solution is literally right here. I just don't get it, I guess it's futile to think EVERYONE can come home
>>2373353In a couple of hours when this thread hits page 8 or 9
give 1 (one) good reason why making it so that support card events are guaranteed the whole way during careers is a bad idea
>>2373355Nah that's completelt unnecessary, we usually bake at page 5-6. Page 8 takes days not hours.Guys its literally fine to make a new thread
>>2373360We need to keep ze goys playing
>>2373360Make it so people using SOUL teams get their support card events to complete every time, while meta whale teams never get to complete theirs. And never tell anyone about this mechanic.
>>2373360Gambler's high and it would favor whales even more if they didn't get punished for running 6 SSRs by not finishing chains regularly, which means they wouldn't be forced to keep playing until they get a run where enough finish and then eternally chase a run where more do
>>2373364Whoops meant for>>2373356
>>2373360It'd make whale decks more consistent, thus making whales themselves much stronger
el thread on /v/ got deleted despite being up most of the day
>>2373375Someone posted akikawa lewds so it got nuked, hope them stray anons (specially the drawfag) found their way
>>2373375hope none of you gals get banned
>>2373360for better or worse, EVERYTHING in the game is designed to level the playing field and to waste your time
>>2373375I think no one even redirected them here. Thread devolved into meta and janny topic
It's worth it to buy triple 7 during smaru's career right?
>>2373384/vm/ got mentioned 7 times in that thread and multiple people tried to direct, it's on them if anyone failed
>>2373385yeah, it helps with stam and usually triggers your unique at a good spot
>>2373385I prefer corner recovery since triple 7s is a wit check so if you fail and it doesn't go off you don't get a unique. At least corner recovery has multiple chances to activate while triple 7s is one time per race.
https://litter.catbox.moe/f2eq17n06i5t5bmu.mp4look at this dog
>>2373394She's such a huge ball of joy it's adorable
>>2373394The better and cooler Taiki
>>2373394Taiki looks weird
>>2373291Brian...
>>2373291Dude, Palmer vampire and McQueen dress cards still hurt my soul
>>2373400her third alt will be Maid/Butler screencap this post
I'd be so fucking angry if my Umawife got an alt that made her dress like a boy
but can your umawife do this?https://litter.catbox.moe/9s800m.png
>>2373406Hishi Miracle's alt fucking hurts my soul... she should be sluttier and chubbier... not be in a grandma' sweater...
>>2373402>ButlerThat would literally fucking kill me DEAD
>>2373413yeppershttps://litter.catbox.moe/hrh2rb.png
>>2373291For me, it's Symboltree Rudolfhttps://youtube.com/shorts/v1YS5Dl60ok?si=PHWmz2e3aMcwJ-Pj
>>2373291Ulala has a lot of great designs on her SSR cards...
>>2373420Cygames are soulless for not adding this.https://litter.catbox.moe/52s6u2kbl7xugm29.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/md4t9jntljeen0y4.jpg
>>2373413I don't know you tell me what the tag is for such a pose and I'll find out
>>2373420I think it's really underrated how she's considered one of the cool umas but always go "hell yeah lets fucking do it" to the silliest things. Saw some images of some of those umas being forced to do a concert or whatever and she's just immune to that.
>>2373427standing_split
>>2373413Sure.https://litter.catbox.moe/m5k4pzmbi2ng1xr0.jpg
>>2372402>Rolling for an uma>Regular door>One of the gates turns rainbow>Off-banner>Giga door>One of the gates is rainbow>Off-banner>Director shows up>No rainbows, but one of the gates turns rainbow>2 off-banner umashttps://litter.catbox.moe/9mhl7pihflbi3a94.jpg
>>2373420>>2373425the fact that Christmas themed Rudolf does not have a red nose is criminal.
>>2373433i think this artist might have exaggerated the thighs just a tad
>>2373429I think it helps that she's usually portrayed as very dignified, but not at all concerned with how people perceive her beyond being worried about being too intimidating
>>2373413It seems as though she is capable, yes https://litter.catbox.moe/r58f7pvgye094v8h.png
>>2373425I wish we could change the outfits inside races
>>2373429People acted like it was a humiliation ritual for her, but she takes being an uma seriously, and everything that comes with it. She has absolutely no issue being silly and cutesy if it's for the fans. Seeing her casual side has really made me start falling for her, even though she's not one of my favorite umas. https://files.catbox.moe/bv0jh8.jpg
>>2373436That artist does tend to exaggerate proportions a little but it was the only Fuji artwork I could find with the standing_split tag.
Remember that time Oguri Cap walked into Taiki's wardrobe? https://litter.catbox.moe/g2km8zrqlm33pqn0.png
>>2373413Yes, Brian definitely could https://litter.catbox.moe/wyb741iaep76eivf.jpg
>>2373452im surprised Oguri with a gun wasn't more of a meme
>>2373447Rudolf would be the type to actually enjoy the slide. She's very cute and silly when she's not talking about racing and being an umahttps://litter.catbox.moe/2u0k4d.webm
>>2373460Wow!
Such Calamity...https://litter.catbox.moe/5dg54x6mtrmwyv0j.mp4
>>2373464>Open vid>See JoJo>Close vid
>>2373460I want to pick Rudolf up and spin her around like a princess after she wins the triple crown.
>>2373475same but the other way around
>>2373467Jojo is now uma adjacenthttps://litter.catbox.moe/xbz2nd35mwalvuro.jpg
>>2373478https://litter.catbox.moe/z3bmnzi8lj1epa56.png