Oguri Cup starting at 10pm, April 23Race Conditions: Nakayama, Turf, 2000m Medium, Right-Handed, Spring, Sunny, Firm, Ashen MiracleWe also have Triple Oguri races coming on the 25th and 26th.>URA ShoURA scenario, Spring, Good, Mile, Right, use one human card. Tazuna is not on this list for reason.>Shopsuki Shohttps://files.catbox.moe/5yaeva.pngEverything's in the image for your needs. I didn't forsee the Shakur free card and I don't know if I care enough to edit the picture. He didn't>Tenno SHOHNONONOBasically longslop hell of the last CM but you can only run umas in a style they have an E or below aptitude in. As an example, Grass can be run as a Front or End, Tamamo can only be a front, and so on. My apologies to Mayanofags, you know why.This userscript adds functionality to upload to Catbox directly from 4chan, for text-only posts, this also attaches the first Catbox link found, if any, to the post as a normal image.https://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbDiscuss Oguri Cap, prepare for Oguri Cup, host Oguri Cups, Make a New Oguri Cap
>new banners I wanna pull on release soon>I'll be at work right thenFUCK! I'll be doing a career dump (on carbon) of Yaeno on my days off
>>2366493Wuv autocorrect. Catbox. I'll be doing a career dump to catbox to not waste images
Ahh the gaslight thread, my favorite!
>>2366504>gaslight threads>on /vm/My Suzume, what are you talking about?
The devs should nerf bwoguri
Sovereigntybwos...
Bwoguri and Clanker are only things making this game bearable to play during m*nt.
How are your Flower careers going?
>Digging on artist's galleries out of boredom>Find some gems never posted here beforeA marvelous sunday treat if i say so myself
lyrics-unfasten.gl.joinmc.link
It’s Nishino Flower’s birthday! Go on, say something nice to her, will you?
>>2366555>le sussy mc linkdid niggas rediscover log4j?
>>2366548Not well. I've never been good with children.
How do I stop making MANT feel like a chore?I can see why nips dropped the game here.
>>2366557You make me feel verboten and taboo things, Flower-chan. I need to go look at some grown up, busty women to go back to baseline acceptable by society
>>2366566Don't play it the meta way
>>2366567I don't think she understands. What kind of verboten and taboo things in particular?
>>2366548Got a 6 power 3 speed 3 sprint 3 mile 2 turf 3 groundwork 2 head-on broodmare. Should be good enough to get me trough the sprintsloppa CM.
>>2366575explode!!!!
>>2366569If you int the careers then you're not getting usable builds, studs, event points, or anything. How is making the work pointless going to help with the issue of it feeling like a chore?
>>2366566stop playing when you're not having funstop forcing yourself to do all your borrows
>>2366574Things like headpatting and hand holding, tucking her in bed and of course enjoying a nice meal cooked by your lovely daughter. Truly sinful things.>>2366575As expected from one of the most successful broodmares in the game!
>>2366566Don't play MANT outside of making aces. Parents can be made in URA
Anyone have the Tosen Jordan 67 meme?
How accurate is this thing? This numbers seem stupidly high unless I've done something wrong.
>>2366619Golshi week soon, 1.5 anniversary in two months, two year anniversary in november
That's a fast archive.Anyways, is Oguri gaslight also a /v/ma culture?
>>2366619I mean you're putting thing that isn't on global like pass and LoH.
>>2366619
>>2366619the jap dude kept track of gibs per year in jp it was around 200k
>>2366632no
>>2366552I seriously don't understand this image.
>>2366632Nyes
Happy birthday to Dantsu, Flower, Bright and uhhh...Red Desire?
>>2366557I like your ear decs
>>2366652Who the FUCK is Red Desire
>>2366632I don't like most of /vg/'s thread culture but I do like Bwoguri
>>2366661Cafe's spawn, unironically thought that Vodka was the coolest irl
>>2366661Manhattan Cafe's daughter. Not yet released as a playable uma.Nun uma(like, actual nun)RedLoves VodkaFlat fuck, just like papa
>>2366632yes in fact some chanstorians claim Gaslight Oguri originated from /v/ma posters
Let's discuss our culture.What DID /v/ma estblish?
>>2366661she got so needy and lonely when Vodka left the stables the staff had to put a cutout/picture of Vodka in her stable so she'd stop crying
>>2366672SeiunletsTeiofags (horrid, horrid people, even managed to create a schizo out of their disease)Chronoposting (stolen by /uma/)
>>2366667>>2366664>Cafe's daughter>inherited the kino fashion sensenice
>>2366661https://litter.catbox.moe/y63nr1de9zvjhof6.mp4
>>2366672Weekdays>Marvelous Sunday>Mambo Monday>Taiki Tuesday>Shinko Wednesday>Twin Turbo Thursday>Fine Friday>Satono SaturdayAlso the censoring meme, which led to the Spechud edits.
Danchou... do your runs and stop with the jiggies... you're flatlining...
>>2366672>the /v/ictory stakes (which inspired /umajp/ to do their own version of it)>Chronoposting>seiunlets>OC posting (we took all of /uma/'s drawfags)>spechud edits>epsatono island>/v/mapyoiand probably a lot more I'm forgetting. /v/ still talks about us even though we aren't there anymore
>>2366691>we took all of /uma/'s drawfagsYou did? I started posting my drawings on /v/ from the beginning
>>2366672We turned Curren into a whore, Taiki into a feeder and Suzuka into an Israeli.
>>2366694I was a full on /trad/ drawer before /v/ma, I only started drawing on my tablet because of you fucks>>2366697IDF Suzuka is news to me
>>2366701You aren't aware of the Umassad?
>>2366672Part of me still regrets making this.
>>2366691Epsatono started from /uma/ tho, you also didn't steal any drawfags and I'm not sure who started spechud edits but spechud was mentioned on /uma/ before /v/
>>2366722bwo you gain nothing from this fight, let him have it
>>2366722We started the Spechud edits.
>>2366672Our campaign against the jannies that even included a brittle peace treaty and lasted until our first anniversary was my favorite OC.
>>2366697Feeder Taiki was always kind of a thing, no? Same with Akebono, it's kinda part of their personality
>>2366740We made it her personality.
Haha yes!
>>2366743She's always showing up in other careers to feed everyone burgers so it was bound to happen
>>2366713Why? It's great, and funny
>>2366722bwo here who frequents /v/ma. Not to start anything but some of /v/ma drawfags are from /uma/ who only shares their fanarts in /v/ma
Epsatono comes from herehttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716826657/#q716833723
>>2366766I remember the one time we got linked to /vma/ to check out a drawing and nobody there paid it any mind because they were busy ritualpostingWhat a sad place
>>2366680dayposting in /vm/a just doesn't feel the same
>>2366783its unironically just a /trash/ thread now. people are posting their dicks and cum tributes and seethes at us whenever we are mentioned. we're "unfun" because we talk about the game instead of whatever bullshit they're talking about
>>2366722All you guys invented was gay ERP and posting horse porn.
>>2366781Earlier /vg/ post that references an even older image https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/531032040/#531038378 but it's a shitty meme
>>2366799The only meme you have is replacing u with /v/Know your place lil bwo
tribalism at its highest
Leave /vm/a alone bwos why would you fight on a retirement home.
great thread huhAries Rooma34648679
>>2366808Uh huh. Unemployed aah behavior. If you care so much about "our culture", go make an MSpaint meme now instead of circlejerking about "uh huh we are so great unlike the other thread hurr". It's very cringe.
>>2366808type of shit you see in /vt/
>>2366701>>2366697>Israel SuzieOy Neigh, Shut it down!
Koganeno Sora (Golshi's daughter) won a G3 today and even set a track record!
>>2366819round 246138553
>>2366830/vt/'s only good threads ever were the Annoying Orange threads.
Now that the anni half cost is gone... post your TPhttps://litter.catbox.moe/tw3iowfmhz9eque8.jpg
>>2366843I don't have a pic of full TP to trigger Chronopolice
show em
>>2366847Making Chrono proud
>>2366826Fucking this.>Suzuka giving you a thumbs up (made at work)
>>2366838dober looking very strong, takes 2 in a rowround 337515032
>>2366838>>2366853what happened to that goguri
>>2366856justice
>>2366856She's not very well built...t.orena
>>2366853and dober crushes it down the straight AGAINvery impressive, thanks for joining gentlemen
>>2366870Dober deniers destroyed
>>2366864
>>2366870Is Dober worth sacrificing a Dominator slot? she seems strong as fuck. Can that doberanon post her setup?
Reminder not to brick your account
>>2366805Yet you come crawling back to us every day.
>>23668703 in a row baby! My tsun femcel is ready. Now I need to work on the other two since they are ... not looking good!Also she needs other lates in the room to work. If the room is too front-heavy she never reaches 6 since she can't get to the Bwoguris that always accelerate consistently. Advice to anyone else building her is to bring her with a Late friend.
>>2366878Please, tell me how >>2366873
looked to me like what really made the difference there was the fact that she had insane top end speed with 2 greens on top of firm course menace
>>2366874I really hope anons don't take these posts seriously, at least put an oguri smile next to it.
>>2366826>ahh
>>2366874>>2366890I was told the only must-get was Ramonu Wits...
>>2366892That is a shitposting image anon
I just glued a cursed run. So let's do Aries lobbies instead while my TP regens. Bring any 27819667
>>2366890Oguri more like Ugery
>>2366882I don't know if it's worth sacrificing the dominators. I'd play 1dom along her to be honest.. I'd play her along with Oguri and Rudolf/Grass imo. As I said, if the room has something like 4 fronts and 3 Oguris, she almost certainly can't win since the Oguris accelerate before she does and with like 95% consistency. But since Dominator spam is really popular she often gets to be on 5 or 6th. Just build her with enough midgame so that she can get past the debuffers and pray you don't get a room full of fronts.
>>2366890Post the real support recommendation image
>>2366843>Chrono is still looking for flatliners on /v/ not aware of the new hideout
>>2366907DACNHOUTHIS MAN RIGHT HERE
>>2366843FUCK chrono genesis
>>2366904Deck? I'm assuming sparks are mostly power, also did you get all the hints from rival races? my hints are usually garbage reds and recoveries 3 to 4 times
Looks like I need to slot more front debuffs on my dominators
>millionaires ITTHow in the HECK are you so rich? I never get above 500k in savings lmao
>/v/ thread about to reach archive once again without being noticed
>>2366905There can't be a proper recommendation image because future rolls are a big "if" and "depends" because you must specialize, unless you become a big whale.Ramonu wit into Pasa speed into Shakur stamina into Orfevre Guts into Tamamo power into Rudolf wit into Almond Eye speed into Stay Gold guts into Yanko wit is the path you have to follow, the rest depends on your choice, also roll every scenario card. Maybe I missed a stamina card but that's the gist of it no gaslighting added.
>>2366904in room 2 she was able to beat out a falcon with a perfect radiant star activationif the strat distribution in the lobby doesnt screw her over i'd say shes looking very strong
>>2366926Everyone doesn't want to risk getting banned just for participating in the thread
>>2366927>into Shakur staminaDoesn't jp still use super creek or was that a gaslight too?
>>2366915>my hints are usually garbage reds and recoveries 3 to 4 timesSame bro I want to murder Akikawa
>>2366870>2nd>2nd>bottom threeg-good races lads...
>>2366907>>2366913Filling up the TP bar with Chrono!
>>2366926I guess there aren't as many strays and lurkers as we thought
>>2366932She's usable. The scenario powercreep means that you rarely brought stam card it seems.
>>2366938Why is her hurting her? :(
>>2366932She's used until Shakur stamina, it's a direct improvement. You will be told to roll for sounds of earth, be careful.
>>2366915Whale-ish. You can sub Finemo for SR Tachyon and Fuku is just because I'm third rate and really like the card lol. Honestly probably Kita is better since she gives a ton of Power which lates need. Also considered Marvy SSR since her golden skill is good midgame for lates.NTR and Neicha are the important cards here. NTR is almost non negotiable. She gives good medium hints, tons of stats, and her green is almost broken here. I'd borrow her if possible
>never achieved SS+ awardI swear I know what I'm doing, I just can't seem to score very highI think not having any meta cards for MANT has screwed me a little bit
>>2366938Wow this slop is really really bad
>>2366942He's holding her back, she's about to beat a flatliner to death
>>2366929It also creates a nice illusion of "horse game dead, FOT(ten)M"
>>2366946God damn that deck, I'd have to choose a borrow between Nice Nature or NTR.
>>2366894Winners.Round 2. Let's try this other Oguri I made. 42370210
!!!CHECKPOINT!!!You must post your>favorite uma>favorite uma songif you wish to continue posting.All posts caught trying to skip will be sent to Room 101 IMMEDIATELY.
>>2366962w-what happens in Room 101?
>>2366962Ok you're definitely making her hand smaller now
>>2366962how are you going to stop me with those tiny hands?
>>2366962>favorite umaKing Halo>favorite uma songBlaze
>>2366966It's not her hands you should be worried about.
>>2366938>tearsruined. umas are for romantic vanilla sex.
>>2366962>Mejiro Ardan>Mejiro Anthem
>>2366962>Tachyon>tied between Tracen Ondo and GSK
>>2366962>favorite umaMachan!>favorite uma songWhy, Marvelous Sunday Time of course.
>>2366962>favorite umaKawakami Princess>favorite uma songGirls Legend U
>Steals your Mile G1 win and forces you to use a clock
>>2366962ikunoabsolute faith
>>2366962TAIKI SHUTARUAnd a mix between Chokkan No Problem, Yukoma Roman Junjoha and Inari no Hana.
>>2366962>favorite umaFuji Kiseki>favorite uma songEither Dream Jack (biased) or the Onsen Scenario song, it's so good
>>2366852>(made at work)based
>>2366962>Suzuka (at the moment)>Yumehayate
>>2366962TachyonBakushin! Bakushin! Bakushin!
>>2366983>jiggie startsHARO HARO HOWDY HOWDY
If debuffs are affected by range and sight, does that mean taking skills that widen your view improves the number of umas you can debuff?
For anons with JP knowledge, do Wit sparks become desirable in the near future? I'm satisfied with what I have for the CM and want to make some TT umas and assorted parents, and I have a 3* Wit 3* Pace 2* Ignited Wit C.Oguri abomination: can I use her as grandparent for anything useful. If I understand correctly, Fronts want Wit to jump ahead consistently?
>>2366962>favorite umaCafe>favorite uma songWinning The Soul
>>2366983>>2366984onsen-mind, damn
>>2366962I feel like I'm cheating because I only came to like her because of her song. This is usually how it goes for idolges for me, I find a song I like and I end up liking the character too. And uh for fighting games too, I guess this is just how I find characters.
>>2366962>Skip>+30 CaratsYup yup~
>>2366994Wit sparks are already good for guts deck if you get a full set (15+). The highest rating players are already using them.
>>2366991MANY MOREMUGEN NO POWER DE MOOSHIN SHIMASU YO!>Sonic music starts playing
>>2366958Outdueled by the spooky Dober.Last one with this Oguri. 26466784
>>2367004That Dober is on a fucking roll oh my God
>>2366962>nobody posted Teio or her song
>>2367004
>>2367004Femcel stocks RISING
>>2366962TeioBallin' performed by Teio
>>2366962Symboli RudolfBlaze
>>2366962>favorite umaDia-chan>favorite uma songMeni Shuki Rush-sshu
>>2367004deck for that dober?
>>2366962>Suzie>has to be a tie between Destroy For Dasein and GSK
any reccs on TT team changes? my current plan is to replace Maruzen with S. Maru and replace the other three S ranks with stronger builds, but I was wondering if there's any uma i own that I should swap in.I get 800k pretty consistently so honestly this will only push my safety further
>>2366962SeiunShakerock or Lucky comes true
>>2366962The first umamusume song that I loved and still my favorite is Komorebi no Yell. Then after playing global I really loved Winnin' 5. I also love UmaSugi! Gourmet Parade but only the Haru Urara mix on youtube. I have yet to listen to all songs though
>>2367022>not using tt to farm bond points
>>2367015>Meni Shuki Rush-sshuIs it because in that song you can see her diamonds bounce in all glory and majesty?
>>2367004Thanks for the races!
>>2367022I would replace Tachyon with Daiwa Scarlet because Dasca's kit gives you more medium golds you can use. I would change regular Maru for her summer alt but I'd put her on dirt duty, move Taiki to mile, Make Oguri a pace chaser and Digitan as a late. I'd replace Tamamo with either Mcqueen or Spechud as pace, end closers are not that good for TT imo.But it's up to you, staying on class 6 is easy so you can use the umas you like.
>>2367030xwoguribros, did we get gaslit?
>>2367030/vm/a is so fucking soulless
>>2367028nyes but it's also quite catchy
>>2367031>staying on class 6 is easyhaha.....
>>2367034I will never stop calling ourselves /v/ma
>>2367034Ogurin is so ridiculously broken that not using her is effectively throwing meaning you are just throwing away carats.
>>2367034uma global having such a huge foresight is an issue. majority of the players only focus on the umas that are meta rather than the girls they think are the cutest. of the "meta" umas I personally only went for S. Maru since she's hot
>>2367031>staying on class 6 is easy
>>2367034Trust me I'd be running Cafe or Doto but I CANT because this scenario renders half of the cast useless or a fucking pain in the ass to use.
>>2367034What do you mean? Are you expecting people to use oshi builds during the scenario that makes it impossible to do so?
>>2367034Welcome to MANT, we were warned that this will happen
>>2367045>t. weakest torena itt
>missed the roomsGuess I'll host one myself then!57594700My fuji will be reworked when I stop being a lazy fuck but please kick their asses so I don't get my hopes up too much.
>>2366962>favorite umaFuji Kiseki>favorite uma songDepending on my current mood, I'd pick one of about a dozen to call my favourite. Other than Dream Jack I do really like Tanino Gimlet's Destroy for Dasein:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX766xs4ywQ
>Your Trainee did not have enough ski-FINE I'LL BUY YOUR STUPID SKILLS YOU GREEN DEVIL SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>2367034blame the devs for not bring evolved skills or balance changes with MANT
>>2367034Im not strong enough to make Ardan work
>>2367034What's wrong here? Bringing King Halo to CMs doesn’t make you special.
stop instafilling the rooms...
>>2367057No.
>>2367050He? Weak? You havent seen what I'm capable, or rather, incapable of doing
>>2367056it does makes you special (ed)
>>2367051Dios mio
>>2366962>favorite umaManhattan Cafe>favorite uma songUmapyoi Densetsu
>>2367064That Fuji was amazing! Is there a reason you are running her as a front?
My uma losing races in MANT raises by cortisol levels more than should be reasonableGive me that Tachyon gif, it calms me
>training maru on my first monitor>watching Kuuga on the secondyup. it's boomer time.
>>2366962KOI WA DAHBYMUNE GA DOKIDOKI
I haven't joined a single room in ages, all my Aces are trash and I can't get any to SS, I have been left behind. I will never be on your level. You are all so much better than me that I don't even want to try
>>2367075never give up
>>2367075>I don't even want to trythat's the real third rate right there
>>2367068I refuse to run a FATwa and have no fronts other than her and seiun, so mutating fuji into a medium front runner was the easiest option as she has C in front and B in medium.
>>2367078I am fully aware of it
I, for one, am very excited for Admire Groove to become playable.
>>2367084put her on the slide immediately
How big are the differences in ult level? I haven't been able to find any info on that anywhere.
If late surgers are saved by Lose Yourself then what do paces get?
>>2367080>I refuse to run a FATwaBased. You could try making a Mayano.
>>2367075Do not worry, anon, there are jobbers amongst you, like me!I am content with living in B leagues because that means I get to run my faves AND see some funny builds along the way, there is something I found last CM, almost caught up to my mutant Biwa but I was lucky whoever brought her was a literal lobotomite, he brought in all the meta picks and didn't build them properly AT ALLHis Xoguri just died because she had six whites and 600 stamina
>>2367095It was weird seeing unity umas in the previous CM
>>2366962>favorite umaCreek>favorite uma songTailwind
>>2367094Never had any luck with maya every time I've tried using her so she doesn't even count in my mind. Her growths are also really bad for these short distances as you want more power and wit growth to help get that sweet 1200/1200/1200. Extra stamina and guts is next to useless for 2000m.
>>2367095But I DO WANT TO WIN, and I make A finals consistently but never win, it's just that no matter what I try I never become good enough, you are all so much better than me even though we've been playing basically since the same day
>>2367115NTA but I have a grand total of 2 A finals participations and 0 plats anon. Don't worry, there are always those worse than you.
>>2366962GolshiUmapyoi Densetsu (Torenah version)
hey fellow chuds
Tazunaaaa....Tazuna my emerald angel, the ever reliable secretary of Director Akikawa, my...colleague upon who I could always rely on...I'm not asking much, am I?....I don't really need that kale juice, why I never saw much use from that +2 mood up cupcake, you can keep all the mirrors you want!...Tazuna...my mint fresh brown haired beauty...all I'm asking are megaphones, +60%, I don't even need that many of them ,just two a year will do, Tazuna, that's all, I can cope with 40% ones in the finale, I promise, all I'm asking are +60% megaphones for summer, just four, its not much to ask, is it?
Jiggers, what's the name of that uma song that sounds like death metal and has screams and all that? I thought it was a Sweep Tosho song but I couldn't find it
>>2367138And that's why Eishin is my favorite Uma.
Fast&Furious+Outer Swell or Rising Dragon+position pilfer?
>>23670890.01 per level, reduced if its a mixed unique its in the google doc iircIe. Angling goes from 0.4 accel to a 0.44 at level 4
>>2366962SuzukaMenishuki Rush
do affinities stack only for g1s or it counts other graded races too
>>2367151Fast&Furious+Outer Swell, mid race skills are better and it makes it easier to proc NSM.
>>2367159All graded races count (for now), eventually they'll change it and only G1s will count
>>2367145Inari One song?youtube.com/watch?v=Tw42537DqE4
>>2367056Yes it does
>>2367164Does that retroactively make my parents worse?
>>2367145https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_-XGKuxWRo
I got only one 60% mehaphone during this career....ONE
Happy birthday Fenomeno!>>2366962>Brian LOVE>Blaze LOVE (Coincidentally my favorite sonic character is also named Blaze)
Practice Perfect is such a nothingburger of a status effect why isn't it just guaranteed on every event that can give it?
>>2367169Not necessarily. It might even make some parents better because, with the change, G1s will give you 3 affinity instead of 1
future CM metas looking interesting
>>2367145Shakerock?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPDN5mGUlYQ
>>2367179>natural pregnancy>acceleration skill
>>2367179>Natural Pregnancy
>>2367179>Horse Preference>Natural PregnancyDon't you fuck this up localizer trannies.
>>2367179Which uma has horse preference?
>>2367183>>2367184it's called breeders cup for a reason
>>2367183>>2367184$CHUD keeps on rising!
>>2367179>Recommended acquisition skills>Get it!Heh
>>2367165>>2367181No, it had a much darker tone. Appreciate it, though.I might have to check every jiggie room I've joined to find it
>>2366962Daring Tacthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnmwy0WVShI
>>2367173Gayest art of a female character I've ever seen in my entire life.We femininize and humiliate Fenomeno 'round these parts.
>>2367187>Horse PreferenceIsn't that just uma stan?
>>2366962>favorite umaSweep>favorite uma songTough call. Blow my Gale, maybe?
>>2367183>>2367184>>2367187one has to wonder how my browser translator got that from "天賦の身ごなし"
>>2367194I like both
>>2366962>favorite umaLet's see1d4(4) = Gold City>favorite uma songLet's seeWinning Live 1d33(7) = Youthful Eyes
I will give my umawife a natural pregnancy alright, don't gotta tell me twice
>>2367192False alarm, it wasn't even an Uma song. Thanks for the helphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT7CW_9qdHA
>>2367222You should Asobi Asobase, it's a funny show
>>2367075No worries bro. I got like 5 plat in unity and just washed myself out for MANT.
>>2367222>not knowing Asobi Asobasezoomer-dono...
I had just used 2 cupcakes btw
>>2367236least moody Grass run
>>2367232NTA, Asobi Asobase is nearly 11 years old
>>2367236>GrassYeah she does that a lot. You get used to it
>>2367222Kek I posted that in the Jiggies. Such a good ED to a really funny show.
>>2367192https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv8xoD-E-h0Still's single might be the closest you'll ever get to dark tones out of uma.
Was listening to uma songs and only just realised that Rudolf's sleeve has ornaments that look like the skyrim script with a taboo rune.
GIVE ME YOUR STAR PIECES STUPID WHORE, I ALREADY GOT EVERYTHING ON YOUR NORMAL VERSION
>>2367229I only have 1... If I had 5 I wouldn't care
>>2367256>skyrim came out 15 years ago>TESVI is still nowhere to be seen
>>2367263Hey, as long as its your sign.
I'm about to drop out of class 6
>>2367262Woah. Finally
>>2367266It's not, I lost my sign so badly it made me depressed and made me take an extended break
Why is this game so bleak? Every trainee swears by carpet, which means they will all grow up to be quirky wine aunts in a dead bedroom lesbos situationship with 12cats as child replacement. That literally breaks my heart.
>
CURREN CURREN CURREN!CURREN CURREN CURREN!CURREN CURREN!CUR-REN CHAAAAN!
>>2366874>not rolling for throne
>>2366962>favorite umaVodka (global) Gimlet (jp)>favorite uma songDestroy for Dasein
>2367278>/uma/ (you) bait reposts
One thing /v/ma has shown me, is that giving too many fucks about things is not a good thing.While Seiun wasn't my favourite queen, I guess she was the wisest after all...
>2367286>/uma/ (you) bait reposts (again)
>>2366962>favorite umaTeio/Taishin (please don't make me choose)>favorite songUmapyoi Densetsu, but I haven't listened to many of the songs. I just haven't been into idol stuff in years.
>>2367291So you are saying I shouldn't be getting depressed over winning plats in this game and I shouldn't base my self-worth in having so many less than the good trainers in here even though I should be as good as them?
>>2367296Dunno, too lazy to think more for now
>>2367286>can beat windyPasa is a grappler, windy can bite. "Big Butt" Windy hard-counters the spic (from the states)
Seeing people post their favourite umas reminds me:>Think Chrono is kind of cute>Timeline estimates put her banner a little over 2 years away>By the time I get the opportunity to roll for her, I probably won't even be interested anymore because some other uma will almost certainly have captured my heart by thenIt's a shame, isn't it? In another life I might have become Chrono's strongest fan grinder
>>2367304Manwhore.
>>2367309Are *aster* the ma whore club, because they roll for every Mejiro?
>>2367304In 2 years /v/ma probably won't even exist
>>2367304Did you know that horses practice polygamy?
>"My clubmate has been handling the Aries Cup terribly. Frankly, it's a disaster. 800 wit, no medium S, no Killer Tunes, you can't do it! You're up against four Dominators, you just can't do it!"
>>2367304HOLD OUT AS LONG AS YOU CANI wish I had never done my waifu's career but now I'm stuck with her...
>>2367316NO! DON'T SAY THOSE KINDS OF THINGS!!!
>everybody calls Windy stinky>YEPyano is the one that hates taking bathsCunnybros in shambles.
>>2367316It won't even exist 6 months from now.
>>2367316NTA but I'll be still playing the game even then. The only real thing that'd change is that I won't post as much during work. and I won't have a good place to post my scribbles ig
>>2367315A proper Mejiro trainer rolls for all Mejiros, but holds only one as their favorite.
>>2367309I think you misunderstood meThe problem is that I'm *not* going to be willing to switch favourites once I actually find oneOnce I settle on a waifuma that'll be it, even if other umas come along later who I might've otherwise been interested in, and statistically speaking that's bound to happen way before Chrono becomes an option
lollmao, evenhttps://litter.catbox.moe/q8fh74r3lyxoh1wx.png
>>2367320Can I get away with an LB1 Condor for Killer Tunes so I can borrow NTR?
>>2367339Fraudchyon...
>>2367326I thought everyone called her bald
>>2367323danchou, when's the next jiggie?
>>2367340If you have enough race bonus, then yeah
Bros I'm down to 230 clocks when are we getting more?
>>2367346That's not me.https://jiggie.fun/_SqGlh
When can I roll for cards I have 30k I wanna roll the gacha
>>2367364you need to wait until this a card worth rolling for
>>2367364Speed maru and speed tachyon are the next big ones, and they are at the end of summer.
>>2367291>Seiun>QueenYou mean Daiwa
Okay so Mister Cock Ball is for EndsSmaru card is for FrontsTachyon is for PacesBut what upcoming card is for Lates?
>>2367304I don't think Chrono is ever go to run out of favour in /v/ma because of the meme.
>>2367364C.B. is in a few weeks and is mandatory for ends.Next must have is SMaru for fronts in June. Tachyon for paces is in July
>>2367364Wit CB soon if you like ends
>>2367375SSR Flash is your best bet until L'Arc.SSR Pearl is okay as well but the skill hints are all over the place.
>>2366477Why is she so fucking smug?
>>2367386At least 999 buckets of KFC
>>2367375Kris S
stop giving me recovery hints Akikawa you stupid fucking CUNT
>>2367386No butt left unpicked
>>2367394>hint: Disorient
>>2367394Building COguri is the ONLY time I consistently have trouble getting corner recovery.
Luv my vrosLuv my bwosSimple as
>>2367403Luv vros more tho
So if I'm going to run my 3rd race in a row and I'm already at 0 energy is there any reason to use an energy item? Will it still decrease my odds at race fatigue?
>>2367400All of Pisces I don't get shit for long skills now the only hints Kita gives is long straights
The oguri gaslight smirk makes me want to give her a forehead kissu
>>2367407it makes me want to break her nose
>>2367411But she's so happy? Why would you do that
>>2367415She is the cancer killing Umamusume
XOGURI IS JUST SO UNFAIRHOW IS SHE THIS STRONG AND DOMINATOR DOESNT EVEN HELP AT ALL
>>2366632It didn't originate here, but it's very funny
>>2367405Guaranteed mood down and increased chances at skin outbreak >>2365846
>>2367423why couldn't you have responded a minute sooner?
>>2367425i was looking for the post that had the image
>>2366962Mihono BourbonMs Victoria is a fucking banger
>>2367442>I GOT PRIDE AND DREAMS SAA EIGA O MISETEEE
>>2367179>Natural pregnancy Whats the lore reason umas run faster while preggo
I refuse to listen to Ms Victoria unless I earn it by winning the finals with my wife. I'll even skip it if someone else wins.
>>2367442YES I AM ZA WINNAAAAAAAAAA
>>2367454I was literally going to respond with the same thing.I'm never going to win with her though she's not nearly meta enough so I guess I'll just never hear it.
>>2367454If you lose the first ms victoria CM.You will permanently wear the mark of the bricked
>>2367453more horsepower
>>2367468I still remember the very first CM that they added Ms. Victoria and against all odds winning A finals with Grass Wonder against a field ruled by Taikis.That was the moment that completely got me hooked on maximum CM autism.
>>2367467You get it if you win finals B or open league too.
>>2367468Do we know which CM is the first Ms Victoria?
>>2367467Even if I never get to hear it, I won’t budge.>>2367468Winning is easy, winning with your waifu in first place is hard to control, unless you run her with two debuffers.
Got the 2nd gold uncap. Who should I use it on?>LB3 Vodka>LB0 Wit Ines>LB3 Pow Inaru>LB0 Spd Curren>LB1 Shinko>LB2 Guts Ayabe>LB0 Pow Bakushin>LB3 Stam Jordan
>>2367471That's twice the horse, per horse!
>>2367483Ayabe and it's not even close.
HIBIKIWATARE GAIKA YO
>>2367477It's literally not the same and you know it.
>>2367481
>>2367478Libra Rerun (CM18) iirc
I remember when I won taurus, I put my girls on the make debut concert and it made me slightly emotional, winning with my oshi and listening to ms victoria would probably make me tear up.
https://snep.pw/uma/mixer/ms-victoria>mfw listening to my oshis
i barely remember any cms except for how i sucked during the first two and that i was playing open until kita rerun
Deliberately not running Taiki in CMs after ms victoria because her singing voice is ugly
>>2367468What if you win, but your oshi comes last and a jobber meta horse wins it for you?
>you now realize the first Ms. Victoria ingame you'll be listening to is either XOguri or Goldship
>>2367511Post rerun Kita was good times. Until MANT.
BOKUTACHI NO KAGAYAKU HIBI OIMA SHIKA UTAE NAI UTA OMUNE NO HATTERYOU TE FUTTEKAKENUKE-TA-I-YO!MAE O NUKU TAME O CHIKARA OWAKU WAKU DEKIRU YOROKOBI ODOUSENARAJUMPING UPMINNA DE TSUKUROU YOSEISHUN GA MATTERU~
>>2367489Actually, it's EXACTLY the same.
>>2367517SHANTI'll get to finals metafagging, and then I'm sending my wife and two pure debuffers.
>>2367514>implying I'll have a meta horse on my team unless I love them
>>2367522You know damn well there is no honor in seal clubbing the poor B tier trainers or running double debuffers with a meta uma at the cost of your pride.
>>2367524>That thigh squish on the broomOh Sweepy I need you on my breeding stable so much
>>2367517Cm 18 is 1600m, I don't think COguri is that good there.
>HIBIKIWATARE GAIKA YO >(DOKOMADEMO)>HIRAKAKETA MIRAI WA MOU >(KONO TE E TO)Plats are worthless, I have 8 of them. Thats the true high i chase, I want to see my wife in the pinnacle of the world.
>>2367524their personalities are probably different, but hearing Sweep say "Tsukaima" reminds me too much of Louise. I've gotta roll for her.
>>2367530COguri probably but I don't think there's any track that OGuri is bad
>>2367527Right now? Yeah, but in JP open league is fine and is it's own meta. It's no longer jobber league where you have to sandbag
>>2367531>Plats are worthless>I have 8 of themEasy for you to say that you gloating cunt, some of us aren't in that position
>>2367534I would much rather get matched against whales in graded than the real giga autists of the game.
It has just been confirmed that Festa's song goes hard.
>>2367532I remember NOTHING from zero no tsukaima but from what I remember, other than tsundere tendencies sweepy is quite different
>>2367483Ayabe if you are a gutsmaxxer, Shinko if you lack speed cards.
God I want to make nice nature sing miss victoria so fucking bad, she deserves it.
Sweepy is pure sex, is she actually for (You)? The younger characters in the game typically have more of a parental coding imo.
I just know that I'll fail to get Ms. Victoria on my fave every single time, I don't think I should bother so I can avoid the humiliation
>>2367483>>2367487>>2367543I mistyped. Ayabe is LB1 currently. I already have MLB Flower and I don't gutsmaxx. I'm not short on speed cards either. The only SR I'm missing is wit Sweep and every other SR not mentioned is at MLB.
there's an easy way to win group A with your faves: just get luckyand if you don't, toss yourself in the river
>>2367551Top Gun wants to jump your bones in the opening scene.
>>2367551
>>2366477Fat, terrible, gluttonous beast of the deepest darkest pit of the abyss
>>2367555Machikane Fuk'taru...
>>2367555I can't get lucky. I have the worst luck in the universe. The only reason a meteor hasn't fallen straight onto my house is to prolong my suffering.
>>2367555I can't even try to get lucky right now because mant is a slop scenario
Its THIS easy, just win>but I can't win!Just win.>but how?By winning>but I can't Why not? Just win.
>>2367554If you don't need any card rn maybe wait for better ones? Seiun wit and Pasa speed are the next really good ones.
>>2367554Save for now
>>2367564It's quite literally THAT easy.
>>2367555I have thought about killing myself over being a loser at this game many times already, you are not bringing up anything new>>2367564I am a natural loser, I can't
>>2367562you are posting during white man hours and it's already something
>>2367517I will never use my Xoguri or GoldSHIT in CM
>>2367573I-I think some therapy is in order anon kun
>>2367555
>>2367576Probably, it's such a waste of so much money though, it's much more efficient to continue hating myself
>>2367564>Start doing this>Start winningWtf bros????
>>2367540Are the gold family just good singers in general?
>>2367555based on the countless practice rooms I've done it's going to take power ball winning amounts of luck to win in A finals if I even make it
what surprises me is how modern people are drugged on being first everywhen and everywherethe worst thing? that applies to having fun, being happy, whatever there is that applies only to you and doesn't have to involve competitiveness and other human beingswe truly live in kali-yuga
My joy in playing this game comes from taking away platinums from weaker players.
>>2367605Rice villain WOULD say this
>>2367605:(
Should've watched pingpong the animation!
>>2367551Sweep is a thirsty uma, but she's a childish brat so it's nothing reciprocal as far as the trainer goes. But yes, she does want the toreina cock.
>>2367615But why not become a stronger playing and steal the plat from the VILLAIN?
>>2367630Because I am not strong and while I do improve I am always worse than the good trainers here
>>2367631I think a bad trainer here is still better than 60% of the normalfags playing
>>2367554SRs are for newfag poorfags, just save them until Cygays releases a good SR card, if that ever happens, and MLB it instantly.
>>2367632The constant losses in A finals say otherwise
>>2367631It's not necessary to compare yourself to god tier trainers. Just being better than average is what's needed to win a plat
I derive my self value from badly drawing erotic umas and getting a few (You)s from the anons I made happy with it.
>>2367630sometimes it doesn't matter how strong you are when you're trying to make your oshi win. Even the strongest of trainers cannot overcome making off meta horses win.
How important is the friend card for next scenario?
>>2367631I enter room and get rekt probably 80% of the time. It's usually the same strong trainers that join all the rooms. There's a bunch of us that are second rate, even third rate with a fourth rate deck.
>>2367637Then I'm below average then >>2367636
>>2367645Extremely. Save for a spark
>>2367642Here's another (You) friend, don't spend it all at once.
If a hag can win, your uma can win.Just not in MANT
>>2367595>based on the countless practice roomspractice rooms are not representative of CMs if you can win even one practice room you have a good chance at plat
>>2367637well group A round 2 average was SS+ during the longslop and being better than that is bretty hard to achieve
>People fighting over the jiggie jukebox
>/sp/ has a uma racing general >>>/sp/154285375
>>2367645LB0 minimum but kinda cope, LB1 for her to be good. Any further LB is just a flex.
>>2367656COUGHreignty bros, I haven't checked the general lately. What's our excuse this time?
>>2367654Thanks, but it doesn't count. It has to be N A T U R A L (and Nice)
someone hook me up with the mile/medium schedule
>>2367658I don't agree. Winning practice rooms mean you have a decent shot at getting to group A finals but winning it? No. Group A finals is going to be against 2 XOGuris+double dominator comps and it'll take an astronomical amount of luck to win.
>>2367661Oh yeah, we were there yesterday
ATTENTION: Release an emergency wuv you in the club chat RIGHT NOW!
>>2367672...why?
>>2367666Tiara route is the longlet schedule, I recommend adding niigata to the schedule too.
honestly IRL turf races are so gay it doesn't even look right when watching on TV/streamhorseracing should be done on dirt, plain and simple
>>2367675Yea that's what I needed thanks
>>2367662W-we get free rolls on that, right? Anon told me we don't get free uma rolls anymore, but cards are still game, right?
Thanks for the third rate room from last night, I really appreciate it. Triple late gamba is fun in a stupidly obscene way
>>2367661Yeah we used that thread yesterda. Though I missed the Satsuki Sho, how was it? I hate missing these but they are so early for me
>>2367677Why is this poster so round?
>>2367677There's different kinds of dirt, and the Japs do their races on really shitty dirt.
>>2367677Based dirtGOD
>>2367687Kino. Lovcen broke a record.
>>2367683Hundred, check the ancient scrolls
>>2367686Based Empress dunking on SS jobbers.
>>2367691So why don't they just import the good, American dirt?
>>2367695FUUUUCK, I should've been there
>>2367551>Sweepy is pure sex, is she actually for (You)Her story is unironically dd/lg with a little bit of femdom sprinkled in
>>2367702>he didn't conserve energy>he didn't drink the green juice
>>2367709I drank the juice, that's why I was there for the Sovereignty/Journalism race
Sweepy should get double or even triple mood down if you make her drink the kale juice
I think you should legally be allowed to slap your danchou once per month
>>2367712Ahem.
>>2367719Yup, based white hag
>>2367718I would never hurt my danchou.
I listened to ms. Victoria first time because it came on autoplay in one of the umalbums didn't think much of itAnyway, am I the only one who doesnt really give a shit about CMs? I don't think ive watched a CM race since Taurus either day 2 round 1 or day 1 round 2
>>2367719Sovereignty was feeling under the weather, and the track's conditions were far from ideal. Honestly, Abarrio just got lucky.
>>2367705I can read some of these words
>>2367718(sexually)
>>2367724>Anyway, am I the only one who doesnt really give a shit about CMsThere would be literally no reason to play this game if CMs didn't exist.
>>2367725Bay hooves typed this post
>>2367725.t
Contribute nothing to the club award ~Flatlining award ~Danchou's #1 enemy award ~Forever JOB award ~#1 dirt shoe merchant award ~Bakushin biggest fan award ~McQueen serial killer award ~
>>2367729The girls?Honestly they're the only reason I'm sticking around, I just do the bare minimum for the CMs
>>2367734She lost all her aura after jobbing to Magnitude
>>2367729I play the game for the VN part. Careers, events, main story, little conversations in the lobby and stuff. For me the training sim is what happens in between the important bits.
>>2367742>>2367738unless you're spending money on every new Uma banner that releases you would run out of content in no time
>>2367718I tried punching my danchou but his powerlevel is way higher than mine, he sent me flying with a single blow, my meridians are still shattered to this day.
>>2367745>metaslave can't fathom enjoying girls
>>2367734I wanna be (in) forever young
>>2367726Translate to fortnite terms
>>2367747there's nothing to fucking do if you're not invested in CMs once you complete their careers once and watch their individual stories which takes 2-3 hours per girl at most
>want to have sex with Sweep>i'd be cucking Kita>my second favorite uma
>>2367745I do? Ive read everything I have available, and just do runs to get carats for more umas. Matter of fact, carats would be the only real reason for me to take CMs seriously, but the time invested/carats gained ratio is too bad for me. These 600 carats more per CM I could be getting actually dont matter
>>2367669I've been to A finals 11 times now and I don't think I've once been matched up against two meta teams, much less two frighteningly built ones.
let's be real, lots of things are harder and more complex than pressing buttons in a semi-predetermined sequence according to intense decision making for 40-60 minutes until the stars aling and everything works out in a single careerthe hard part is coming to terms that being good at umamusume is really nothing but that and not finding it extremely boring at the same timeif you need to dedicate most of your life to that in order to get anywhere i feel sorry for you
What does Abarrio mean in English?
>>2367755I enjoy hanging out with my girls
>once you complete their careers onceunachievable soulless levels
>>2367755You could always aim for high score rating. Gives you an objective and infinitely more chill than PVP.
>>2367751Reminder that this is the actual song that gives name to Forever Younghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwlInThKTJI
>>2367755that's not true. we can do each other.
>>2367758Its so funny how sweep tosho is older than kitasan
>>2367778she is? that's erotic. i'm even more interested in her now
>>2367686People should make more third rate rooms, they're fun to watch
>>2367764Would Kitasan Darkerthanblack actually say this?
You guys should watch the 2005 tenno sho, it's so fucking funny how sweepy straight up refuses to go to the gates like a total bitch.
>>2367781I never join normal rooms since I'm a jobber. One time ive decided to try a so called "3rd rate room" and someone with an SS or an SS+ Suzuka joined. I left right then, and never joined another room since
>>2367781No one joins them when advertised as such.
>>2367718Don't do it! That's exactly what he wants. Next thing you know you are in a wrestling ring and he's doing some lucha libre moves on you.
>>2367779Sweep was born in 2001, kitasan in 2012
>>2367734
I wish there was some way in client to check trainee's sexual orientation. I hate wasting carats on lesbians.
>>2367790>kita was into older maresbased.
>>2367787>too third rate to join the 1st rate rooms>too first rate to join third rate roomsWhy is the second rate so rare?
>>2367719not an iota of relaxation in that uma
>>2367794This is probably bait, but all umas are trainersexual. They can go for either male or female unless it's bakushin
People say Sovereignty was rusty but why didn't they run him in so long in the first place?
>>2367798I'm probably second rate all things considered, only 1 plat, in the most mickey mouse scrub CM, consistently A finals but always get destroyed, etc.
>>2367793What exactly is she innovating here?
>>2367802>this is probably bait>it is>still replies to it
>>2367804He was stuck a long long time in the infirmary
How are they gonna make her career work? Forever Young is a globe trotter.
>>2367812Just on the off chance it's a genuine question
>>2367784There's two tenno shos and the one I found is the spring one without Sweep. I saw some other familar names though.
>>2367804Jokes and fraud allegations aside, sovereignty is an utter monster. The power of that horse is legitimately shocking
>>2367815he kept rolling the event that gave 20 energy but didn't cure the condition
>good training during an important G1why the fuck does this always happen to me
Well Sovereign and Journalism DID duel against each other.
>>2367804If Sovereignty had been in better condition, he would’ve wiped the floor with everyone. He’s just unlucky.
If the mejiro ranch was so good, why is there no mejiro 2?
>>2367829This but unironically
>>2367830Not enough stations to carry on the bloodline.
>>2367820Tenno sho autumn, also the 2006 arima kinen was also another race where sweep threw a fit and refused to enter the gate. She was such a fucking bitch
What is the max follower count again? please respond
>>23678401000
I don't know I don't think I've ever had anybody borrow a legacy or card from me
>>2367840How do people get lots of points? My MLB fine never gets shit
Theres no reason they haven't added the missing mejiros to the game
Is Doto okay?
>>2367844lend a card people don't havenobody(?) borrows fine motion, you can farm newfags lending KSB or a luxury whale card
>>2367840You just reminded me that I haven't recieved a single club or friend point in weeks...
>>2367844No one likes Fine
>>2367849Should I put my MLB ayabe for borrowing purposes?
>>2367851I like fine
>>2367818It's simple. We lay down new tracks specifically for the Nepo baby to win in.
>>2367855You don't count, Teiobro
>>2367844I used to get 700-800 from my MLB Riko. I get 300-400 from MLB Fuku now.
>>2367818Forever Young got pissy he didn't get the donut.
Is this a bad parent? I didn't realize the grade bonus was so low, I thought I ran a ton of races. The whites and pinks keep fucking me in the ass but I thought this was better
Who is the most universally loved uma in /v/ma?
>>2367865/vm/a*And the answer is Taiki Shuttle
>>2367865Oguri Cap
>>2367865Obviously Urara
>>2367849That's some BS, I have a MLB Fuku and nobody ever borrows mine
>>2367863>main is late 1>all greens 1how could this be good?
>>2367865Has to be Oguri Cap based on how often you see her in room matches.
>>2367868I read that as Oguri Cao and audibly raughed.
>>2367875I thought the grade bonus was better
>>2367873Fuku is not a good card
>>2367850Did you update your borrow uma with a MANT one yet? Niche pink sparks can get borrows too, such as 9* end closer or certain combinations such as 3* medium main parent and 6* mile grandparents.
>>2367863Not terrible but It can be better
>>2367867Nope. People only vouchered her because they're metacucks.
>>2367882Just did, it's not like my previous one was bad but it was two-three months old.
>>2367865All umas have lots of lovers, and lots of haters. But there is only ONE uma that is unanimously beloved, posted every single thread, and no one hates. Id argue in fact, she's the most influential uma of all
Does the game introduce money sinks later on?
>>2367890Neigha upgrade your potentials
>>2367888Trvest of trvth nvkes
>>2367888You are kinda right tbf
>>2367873
>>2367888That's my keiba wife
>>2367890Yeah, some money sinks and expensive items become avaliable later. Iirc you can even bank your gold later on
>>2367899>>2367881You fuckers told me people *would* borrow it when it came out ages ago
>>2367888I have been thoroughly stockholmed by this cutie.
>>2367902>bank your gold...for what purpose exactly?
>>2367888This is the right answer, behind every queen. There is one person pulling the strings and checking TP
>>2367888>All umas have lots of loversAre you calling my Umawife a whore?
>>2367903I borrowed fuku for maybe a week until I permanently swapped to NTR instead.
>>2367903Hey i borrow fuku
>>2367906There are some tickets that cost 1M each
>>2367888she's a newma therefore I hate her
>>2367894I did that already
>>2367865The one that steals your coat and heart.
>>2367888Chrono really is /v/ma itself
>>2367913She's been a /v/ staple from the start you can hardly call her a newma.
>>2367890Nyes, your hint levelsThey also allow you to buy more daily shop stocks (like 2 more stocks on top of the usual 3) later on
>>2367903A support that doesn't give skills and is mid for stats would be popular to borrow? I wonder who could be behind such a rumor...
>>2367885Nuh uh, I vouchered her because she has big tits and a skimpy outfit
>>2367906So you can have more gold than capped gold, eventually there are really expensive items sold, like random 3* tickets
>>2367923>he doesnt believe in the super lucky seven
>>2367888Leave Chrono to me.
>>2367888I know she's still extremely far off but if /v/ma makes it to her banner I think people will really like her story, it's well written. Despite the memes she's one of the sweetest umas and her relationship with her trainer is precious (and reflects the relationship of the real horse to the jockey at the same time)
>>2367903Works for me
>>2367898I wonder if this drawfag is still around and if he finished his E8 piece
>>2367903Turns out you don't really need all those extra stats as long as you have mile A, 200 speed, and a decent unique
How do I train non-golshi End Closer without wanting to blow my head off?
>>2367933I find it extremely funny that the globalbabs mutated her from mild mannered bookworm with an interest in keiba and history to an unholy mix between old testament god, the biggest of numberfags from the depths of /vt/ hell and big brother
I need to roll for Rob Roy nowFuck
>>2367947The contrast is pretty funny. I wonder if the meme will evolve to Chrono being like Jekyll and Hyde after she comes out kek
>>2367943Why would you do that in the first place
>>2367955>NowPost your favorite book, NOW or I will end you.
>>2367956That movie reference might be too old even for the average ojisan here to catch on.
>>2367963To kill a mockingbird.
>>2367962Sake of variety
>>2367943Is Tama any good this track?
>>2367963You guys read?
>>2367964>movieYou mean the novella RIGHT anon?
>>2367745Not really, no.I roll for whom I want, do their careers and then just play passively, doing at most one career a day for the daily mission.
>>2367818They've added new races to the game before, such as the addition of more dirt races.Though while adding more foreign races to the game for all scenarios would make sense, it would put scenarios like L'arc and BC in an awkward position.
>>2367976>he doesn't readAnon????
>>2367963I'm reading Roadside Picnic right now and loving it
>>2367983I need that +20 speed
>>2367973>only daughtersdamn
>>2367964Everyone with a high school education understands the reference, even if they haven't personally interacted with the work. Through cultural osmosis everyone should know what jekyll and hyde refers to.
>>2367867Correct, but no, we're still /v/ma.
>>2367888>ONE uma that is unanimously belovedKingu by far.
>>2367955GL will decimate my carats between all the uma banners and meta cards
>>2367963NTA but do VNs count? My favorite written work is Umineko other than that, huge fan of moshfeghslop
>>2367888I don't know her as well as most people, but Chrono Genesis is a cool ass name and silver haired girls are an immediate plus in my book.
>>2368001what important support banners are the aside from tachyon+ligma hello?
>>2367963Fate Stay/Night
>>2368012Finemo+Maruzensky is pretty goodIf anons are right, then Ramonu is pretty much Kita-tier
>>2368013Read a real VN for once
>>2368012Maruzensky's first banner if you like fronts. Maruzzensky's second banner if you like fronts and you're missing FM
how is this spring?
>>2367994I don't like kingu though
>>2367963Dead Souls by Gogol
>>2368018i've read a few. Majikoi, Muramasa, and Nukitashi are some of my favorites and come very close but I don't think anything can beat SN and HA for me.
>>2368025why are you questioning the game giving you a gift?
>>2368016I read her kit and I don't really get it, her seemingly best skill is from a hint event
>>2368025Spring ends late june, Yasuda Kinen is held early june
>>2367963Tom Holland's Lord of the Dead.
>>2368035why does takarazuka give summer runner then, smart guy?
of course it's a 1 star -_-
>>2367985I love that book as well probably one of my favourites, helps I like the stalker book and games as well. To throw another book in here, empire of the sun by Ballard
>>2367963Red Storm Rising....
What race gives star pieces this time?
>>2368044sei satsuki
>>2367985Oh that's what stalker ( both the movie and game) were inspired by right? Is it worth picking up as a good entry point into Soviet literature, or is it better approached with more context? Only russian things I've read are the normie authors like dostoevsky, tolstoy and lermontov
>>2367988What did Teio do to make everyone so upset? I can see the /v/ members hanging in the local thread, posting about her all day. Yeah, I see Teio, you see her? See her running, and she keeps fucking running. I don't like her, she's an asshole. She runs the races backwards. She has sticks of dynamite for legs.
>>2368041>empire of the sun by BallardNoted, also the only piece of Stalker media I haven't consumed is the movie, it seems too "artsy" and slow for my taste
>>2368049The classic Teio Derangement Syndrome
Seems we got a bunch of /lit/bros around, you guys have any favorite contemporary authors? is it safe to say I've really enjoyed all of rf kuang's works?
Teio hate is deserved since Teio posters can't sage.
>>2367963Jurassic Park.
>>2368054thats all of Tarkovsky's work, if you're not into le slow burn kino you won't like it
>mfw when people read my nation's greatest and i just read litrpg slop occasionally
>>2368054I loved the movie, though it is very artsy. I'd at least try it up to them getting into the zone and see if you want to watch the rest.
You guys are really fucking old holy shit
I only read fantasy man. Gonna reread the entire Wheel of Time series since it's been a decade.
>>2367909>>2367942>>2367911Okay so what's the next card that's going to bring me all the friendship points in the world?
>>2368081Posting in /v/ma is an indicator that you're due for a colonoscopy.
>>2368048Yes, it's the Stalker book. I'm not too familiar with Soviet literature so it's kind of my starting point as well, I'd say it's worth picking up. Everything I knew about it beforehand came from the game, I didn't have much context. I do know that it took a while for the book to get past the censors (like most of them probably), and the sci-fi setting was a way through that but it still received censorship (mainly because of profanities and scenes not being "uplifting" enough) which was only removed after the Soviet Union fell.
>>2368073>>2368080I'll give it another shot then, thank you
>>2368081I’m pretty confident that 70% of the anons in this thread will develop carpal tunnel in a couple of years after playing so much Uma
>>2368085Something good that most people won't roll for, maybe Cock and Balls?
>>2368093I use a vertical mouse though, I've never had wrist pain again
I don't want to do any more xOguri runs, this will have to do
>>2367987She had exactly 1 colt irl, last foal she bred before retiring.
>>2368058Geez, wouldn't this a good reason to call off the CM? I mean she has had quite a month. Wonder how her teammates have been doing, they're probably more worried about, I don't know whether they have enough speed or the color of the trainer's hat or some shit. Next thing, Teio shows up covered in debuffs and Medium A. Sorry I'm late, all the /v/ma posters in the whole fucking world tried to end my career, that's all. What makes her think Taurus is gonna be any better? Is Oguri gonna start throwing food at her? Are the three goddesses gonna come out of the statue and start hitting her with reverse inspiration?
>a race of ancient beings that has been exiled from their ancestral home after being wronged by their eternal enemyI just realised we are Tolkien elves.
behold, a sprinter
>>2368085Spark power Daiwa right now!
>>2368080If you'd like to see a few more films by the director, I'd strongly recommend Solaris, it's the closest thing to a companion piece to stalker, also a lot more accessible in my opinion, his entire filmography is banger after banger after banger, he has a very consistent artistic voice
>Anon B asks for Anon A's favourite book>Anons C D E F G H I J butt in instead
>>2368103Ok but what are the Silmarils in this case?
>>2368104She could do two, hell three 1200s in a row!
>>2368092as you're a game enjoyer you'll see a scene where SoC makes a homage to when the zone appears. Also the plot of S2 makes a load of references to this film aswell.
i'm sorry. i like being included.
>>2368108We (I) are all Anonymous here. One anon is every anon.
>>2368110high quality /v/ threads; Morgoth Bauglir is the janny and Ungoliant is his schizo pet
My favorite book is fear and loathing in las vegasWho is my favorite uma?
>>2368100So many of you seem to have copies of Yukino Bijin Wit SSR just laying around for NSM and I must be the only unlucky bastard that doesn't have a single one
>>2368117what the fuck is my cousin doing here
Had some anon request this a month ago on /v/. Did one attempt at it which went to shit and tried again today. I hope you're proud of yourself if you're still in here anon.
>>2368103Off topic, but the lore inaccuracies of the shadow of games REALLY soured my enjoyment of the game as a Tolkien autist, utterly terrible fanfiction
>>2368040It's probably because I'm third rate but with good enough pinks and whites I'll use a 7* parent.
>>2368122i lol'd
>>2368122Jesus Christ lmao
>>2368123I've never played them. The only thing i know about them is that Stoya is Shelob for some reason.
>>2368108It's fun to chime in, for me it's pride and prejudice. I want to fuck Mr Darcy so fucking bad it hurts
>>2368103Unlike Feanor though, we did nothing wrong.
>>2368122This is why God has abandoned us
>>2368119Based GonzoCHAd, Maruzensky of course
>>2368108Meanwhile I haven't read a book in maybe 15 years.
>>2368081Didn't we had a poll that showed most of use are gen Z?
>>2368104So this is what happens if the bakushin gaslight was successful?
one day.
>>2368148God fucking damn it
>>2368148>seiunlets are still a thing
>>2368148This is like seeing an extinct species just chillin in the amazon rainforest
Should everyone be getting their first Legend Race uma by now?
>>2368148I knew they still existed. /v/ma said they went extinct, but I knew that was a bold lie!
>>2368144It was like 60 votes that thread, and it was split 50/50 which is arguably funnier
>>2368148Skill issue
>>2368154I've got a little less than 3 weeks until Rudolf.
>>2368148CAPTURE HIMWE NEED TO STUDY HIM.
>>2368167AIEEEEEEEEE
>>2368148Are you serious? Did we just find an endangered species?
>>2368123I feel like the second game stopped trying entirely to adhere to the books
>>2368154i got mine a few days ago. I was only 14-15 off from McQueenmy next one is Opera, ~73 days
>>2368154Nah, I've still got about two months to go until I can unlock Opera
Would you take this training? The race has a rival, and the shop has some nice items but I could afford them all even with a skipped race here.
>>2368122What the fuck
>documentarian shows up>later in the thread the last Seuinlet appearsCoincidence?
>>2368148Do you having Dancing Seiun?
>>2368179Yes
>uma x /lit/ crossover discussion>comfy rooms and keiba watching with reenactments>Seiunlets still exist>on-topic discussionThis is the most I've felt in classic /v/ma in a while now, I am so happy :'D can you guys feel it too?
>>2368181Seiunlets feed on despair and suffering, it's only natural
>>2368137It's Tama but Maruzen is in the top 3 so close enough
>>2368189Damn right. This is more of what I want, we are getting our mojo back, slowly but surely
>>2368148>he didn't boughted her with the paid selectorGEEEEEEEG
>>2368173yeah. i've been here since the early days of /v/ma in case anyone is curious.>>2368183nope>>2368201i'm a broke full time student, and if i did buy the paid selector it'd probably be an uma i actually want
never train guts
>>2368201Paypigs are inherently bricked
you know what they say about girls with big foreheads?
Feels good training Sei.She's 5* and cute
>>2368123Don't care, the nemesis system was cool and they should put it into more games
>>2368209Tazuna would NEVER say this
>>2367963The Dresden Files. Sure, they’re not Shakespeare or anything, but they always entertain me and make me laugh.
>>2368209This is the fake tazuna skinwalker
the funniest thing about being the last seiunlet is that i actually posted my entire roster earlier, and nobody noticed i didn't own her.>>2367022
>>2368205>an uma i actually wantThen you are SeiunLESS not SeiunLET, 2 different species. Seems like they are still extinct after all
>>2368222You have to be actively despairing not owning Seiun to be recognized as a Seiunlet.
>>2368217Ain't that the thing that made the one average atlus fan have a spergout about?
>>2368199It was clear we were not going to adapt easily after such a big purge, I just hope we can continue like this and not lose what made the community special. We still need a way to recruit new people
>>2368225i've got a decent amount of despair since Kita and S. Maru are my most trained umas and I'm stuck borrowing Seiun, does that count?
>>2368229>FATlus catching straysIM GONNA KILL YOU WITH THIS 7 YOU ARE BANISHED TO THE SHADOW REALM
>>2368217Oh hey I fuckin loved those books in high school but that was so long ago I don't remember much. They actually started releasing dramatized audiobooks of them and I've been listening to them, 3rd book comes out on the 30th.
>>2368234You are not telling people to kill themselves when posting Seiun pulls so no, just SeiunLESS
If you truly are ojisans as you claim prove it by recommending me some classic S tier anime.
>>2368185Sankyuu.>>2367963Hero.
>>2368230Buying an ad on /v/ is like 0.11$ per 1000 impressions if I recall
>>2368243fuck
>>2368222Seiunlet doesn't mean someone not having Seiun, they have desperately want herAlso trips checked
>>2368229I have no idea what you are talking about
>>2368244Revolutionary girl utena
>>2368247There's a reason it's so cheap.
>>2368247Anyone who is not using an adblocker in this day and age must be a retarded animal that simply has no place here desu.
>>2368244Darling in the Franxx is old, right?
>>2368248Why would you even want to be like that? They were deranged
>>2367963Red Rising.I would die for the Reaper of Mars.
>>2368257It's not old and it's not good.
>>2368154I'm a month away from Suzume.
>>2368244Azumanga Daioh. Dubbed.
>>2368258simple answer. it was really funny to watch
When do we get Sounds of Earth?I want her.
>>2368244Boku no piko.
>>2368251You know this guy! The guy who claimed to be harry dresden and then broke into a home looking for victor
>>2368268August next year
>>2368244You HAVE watched LOGH right?
>>2368244Ninja Scroll.
>>2368244Well LoGH and Gunhuster of course. Ideon if you're a mechafag. Robot Carnival is a really cool anthology. What do you like?
>>2368257>Darling in the Franxx aired 8 years agoWhat the hell>>2368263The first half was alright but then it went to shit almost immediately.
>>2368268Soon.... ish.
>>2368244Trigun is still unsurpassed
>>2368244You will have watched Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann but just in case you haven't then it's good. It's almost 20 years old so I guess it counts as old now...
>>2368272Oh yes, that's him. He claimed to be the main character. Fuck me, the first time we go viral in ages and it's about that. Oh well, it's still a good series
>>2368244Your cyborg 009 zuma?
>>2368297>The first half was alright but then it went to shit almost immediately.Agreed, I haven't watched it since it first aired but I remember thinking the same.
>>2368244Rose of Versailles is unironically top tier shit
y'all ready for aries?
Should we make the /vm/ edition of an age poll? I feel like I'm the only zoomer here (though I read stuff from time to time) >>2368268Based SOE fan
>>2368282People will be shocked how for (you) she is.
>>2368282She's actually really pretty, holy.
>>2368324platinum or kms
>>2368324Real asf>>2368326On point for Canopus team, umas from Canopus are always kino it seems
>>2368244The first three seasons of Aria are the best anime ever made.https://files.catbox.moe/ch5hoo.jpg
>>2368325Maybe later, it's 99% old men right now
>>2367987uma artists are allergic to depicting trainee children as anything except carbon copies
>>2368336>umas from Canopus are always kino it seemsEveryone loves an underdog
>>2368324I have a feeling I'm not winning my 10th plat, but I'm not done building or giving up yet
>>2368324Absolutely not, 2 trash Aces that I still gotta refine and I am still missing a third member, I should just die and end my suffering
>almost cap wit with bourbon who has 0% growth with 2 cards>Cannot consistently cap wit with Maruzen who has 15% with 3 wit cardsTHIS GAME MAKES NO GODDAMN SENSE
>>2368244Monster is one of the best anime ever but it might be too slow for zoomers to appreciate.
>>2368346Without a father it's either that or they're just straight up OCs
I have never read a book.Ever.Not even in high-school.
>>2368324/v/aca and /v/ma are greatest allies!>>2368349True that. I believe Sounds did win a G1 though? Also, did Royce & Royce win anything?
>>2368244Akagi
>>2368362Not him but just saying, an oc is preferable than a literal 1 to 1 copy.
>>2368363Dummy Jordan...
Do (you) have an emotional support goat?
>>2368366>I believe Sounds did win a G1 though?Nope, not even a G2 or G3
>>2368366Sounds won twice in 30 starts, and it was not a G1
>>2368363Go read >>2367968, >>2367985, and >>2368027Right fucking now
>>2368362the children are already OCs
>>2368238>They actually started releasing dramatized audiobooks of them and I've been listening to them, 3rd book comes out on the 30th.Oh that's cool, I didn't know gotta check those out, I haven't read the first one in ages. I gotta do that after i finished the 6th one
>>2368363fr who needs to read a book nowadays when chatgpt can give you the run down in like 5 seconds
>>2368346To be fair, Taishin and Fuji ARE carbon copies of their moms, hell Torenah even confuses Taishin's mom for her
>>2368363If you're going to start, don't read "classic" trash that's recommended by boomers. Read something fun instead.
>>2368324just gonna roll with this and accept my 3rd place B finals
>>2368381Are you retarded, neither roadside picnic or dead souls is accessible for someone who has quite literally never read a book, you need something more simple. I'd recommend something direct and with simple prose like the old man and the sea or of mice and men
>>2368392I hate zoomers so much it's unreal
This is the only book you need to read.
>>2368346that's most artists when it comes to this topic from experiencejust look at BA
>>2368401The mockingbird book is a middle school book he can read that.
>>2368401>>2368381Short stories are nice. Suggest short stories. I forget which ones are short stories, as well as names, but short stories are good to dive into reading. If you end up wanting to read more, then its a good sign you want to ready.Protip: Reading has genres and subject matter like any other form of entertainment. I got more into ready with Dungeons and Dragons and 40k in the 2000s and eventually got more into other writings later on. Read something that might interest you, like post apocalypse slop, slaying dragon slop, noir slop.NO, WEEBSHIT DOESNT COUNT AS READING. It's fun to look at but its not reading.
>>2368398Skimping out on stamina there bro
>>2368346Gacha women have superior genes than the player (me), simple as.
>>2368392>don't read "classic" trashFaggot got filtered by Jane eyre in his literature class lmao, train wit. Uma is wit game
>>2368419it's fine, don't worry about it
>>2368363I won't lie, I just bullshit through high school reading assignments. I slept through my classes, too busy playing video games at night.
In my senior year of high school we read and then there were none. Our teacher read it out loud to us at an agonizingly slow pace because independent reading time is dead and the teacher knew everyone would just diddle daddle for 40 minutes and not read. I snuck a copy home and finished it in one sitting after writing down predictions on who I think would die in what order. This was 11 years ago and I can only imagine how much worse it is now.Uma Musume: Pretty Derby.
>>2368412There is ZERO reason to read kant in 2026
>>2368412No THIS is the only book you'll ever have to read
I guess ironic book discussion is better than what we've had in the past...
She fucking WON
>>2368398>Rudolfcan she even get to activate her debuffs when her speed, stamina and power are that low?
>>2368444I don't know nobody ever gave me a straight answer on that
I read smut and fanfiction, does rhat count?
>>2368412I despise kant but he was 100% right about shitting on descartes
>calls himself a torena>didnt read picrelExplain yourself
>>2368450what the fuck kind of creature is this?
>>2368440So you are telling me that this fucking small DONKEY is not only supposed to be my FUARKING HERO but also the only one besides Opera to ever win Autumn Triple Crown?
>>2368447Only if you share the best ones, bonus points if they include agnes digital
>>2368421That's like boasting about choosing to use a stone axe instead of a chainsaw. The medium of literature has advanced from such a primitive format and has reached perfection in the form of interactive visual novels and gacha games.
Wit is stored in the breasts
>>2368450The fuck is a horse?
Not to be a killjoy or anything but maybe we should try to get some video game/multiplayer discussion going as well...
Fuck it, I'm doing fan runs in URA until CM starts. I can't be bothered rerolling for better aces, and preparing for tge bext CM before the current one is over is too tryhard for me.
>>2368450WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>>2368462I dunno but it sure looks cool
>>2368465>multiplayerAnyone ever been in a book club before?
>>2368467Same, especially on weekdays.
>>2368459are we sure about this
>>2368465then post roomsfun, CM, whatever
>>2368428I got into Agatha Christie cuz of 2hu. Top tier sloppa
>>2368444What stops her from doing that? Low speed doesn't actually do anything until late race. Low power will make her lose some ground on uphills but that's it. None of this should really matter though because the speed debuffs don't use vision/range.
>>2368465You're not a killjoy anon, but yes. Time i go back on topic.I sure am glad so many people will roll for Rob roy.
WHY DO I HAVE TO GAMBLE ON 4-5 ACCELS HITTING PERFECTLY TO DO THE SAME THING THAT FRONTS AND XOGURI DO WITH NO RNG WHATSOEVER IS IT FUCKING FAIR HOW DOES THIS SHIT EVNE MAKE IT INTO THE GMAE IN THE FIRST PLACE
>>2368459Wit is stored in the ears
Anyone down for a >fun raceYou may ONLY enter if your runner has 1200 wit.
>>2368459Explain this
I have almost full power sparks, I am using Marvy-Finemo-Tachyon wits, basically the same setup as everyone else. Why are my XOguris so much worse than yours? Am I that much worse at the game than you guys?
>>2368490I played since day 1 daily, and never actually got a 1200 with uma. >>2368483When's her banner, anyway? Between who an who?
>>2368476just because you have a big box doesn't mean it's full>>2368491hammerspace
>>2368489I always knew Rice VILLAIN was a evil mastermind.
>>2368492May we see her?
>>2368492In your insecurity you might be overthinking and sabotaging yourself
>>2368496god I love RiceI just break into a smile when I see her
>>2368491Are these the worst stat growths in the game?
>>2368491>30%HOLY! 4CHAN SHAKUR IS SMARTKINO
>>2368507Wit is the best stat in the game though?
Okay, so, Rice Shower is the VILLAIN/ASSASSIN because irl horse pretty much nabbed the career defining achievements of Bourbon and McQueen right under their noses, ONLY G1 VICTORIES HE GOT BY THE WAYBut what makes Zenno Rob Roy the HERO, even umas title is Great HeroineAlso how is Rob Roy gameplay-wise?
it's been nearly a year and I still don't know what the fuck Guts is actually supposed to do
>>2368507Stamina 10% Guts 20% seems like the worst by far.
>>2368512Basically it's a second health bar for when your stamina runs out and helps you to fight back when other umas try to steal your position is how I understand it.
>>2368512it uhhh makes you win duels it uhh helps with... stamina
>>2368491Anyone got the image about how a flat girl actually just has a secret hidden massive breast? I cant find it in my folder.
>>2368519>>2368523so not really that useful save for maybe front runners and longslop?
>>236850730% guts is so bad no uma has it
Should I be calling her by the full name? Zenno Robert Roy?
>>2368511I took a glance months back and it feels like she has fucked up skills similar to Jordan. I didn't look at the triggers to see if her unique is deceptively easy to set off like Opera's and Normal Week's.
>>2368525No everyone should have over 500 guts, but I have no fucking idea why.
>>2368511The real Rob Roy is one of the only autumn triple crown winners. Don't know about in game one other than she has huge tits
>>2368527My wife? Robert
>>2368502Yes!>>2368505I am extremely insecure yes. She is so bad I haven't even brought her to test rooms because I know she'll get wrecked and because I don't have a full team
>>2368527>>2368534Robert it goes down
>>2368531Makes you win duels in the homestretch
>>2368511Rob is a generic pace chaser, nothing too exciting in her kit but she's decently strong.
Personally I want her altHoly shit, she's fucking hot
>>2368537 fuarking g(old), manit don't, it dont go down.
>>2368534>You should meet my wives, Robert, Brian, Ryan, Cock and Balls.
Does the raffle come back in future scenarios? I don't want to have to grind URA to go to the hotsprings with someone.
>Dict>Hayahide>Royce and Royce>ZRRWhy are all the glasses umas so fucking kino, man?could any knower give a QRD or air messiah?
>>2368559Yeah, raffle comes back. It's only disabled on scenarios with no character story. Should be back with GL, iirc doesn't get disabled until larc
>>2368536Your sparks? That power is low and with 3 wit cards your wit should be higher too. Train wit more instead of resting especially right before races since you're gonna lose it all anyway.
Yes I know she's not good but can she at least take me to B finalsThis is the best I have after much effort and pain>>2368314Two things that live rent free in my head from the 2001 anime are the episode where 009 got his superspeed upgrade and his mind and body were going SO FAST that the entire world froze and Genesis of Next
>>2368564>with 3 wit cards your wit should be higher tooYeah that's the problem I'm having, I am bad at this game. >Train wit more instead of restingI want to but I am forced to rest more due to lack of energy between racing periods. I rest quite a few times during MANT and I know you guys don't and that's why I'll never be good, I can't figure out how to get good
>>2368560https://youtube.com/watch?v=OqlLa8zcuJ8Her solo song is fuckin great
>>2368412six thousand hours in ms paint
>>2368565>spurtHOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
>>2368558Don't forget Jordan, King and Kris
>>2368574kek, saved
>>2368574Kino. KiNo Reason, even.
>>2368574This is so fucking stupid, 10/10
>>2368565Bro CM is 2000m, not 3000m. 770 in both stam and guts is already more than necessary, those Maestro skill points would have been more useful on speed skills or accels.>SpurtBut whyAnd I don't know what parents you used but surely you could have made at least one of them Dober or Ryan. I can't make you do more attempts but next time please post your planned build in the thread and get some feedback, having the right parent/deck/skill plan is more than half the battle.
>>2368574>Ummanual Kantkek'd
>>2368574the filename got me
>>2368574Literally the dumbest shit ever
>>2368558>>2368578Bro your Rudolf
>>2368511Rob Roy still holds the record for Arima Kinen, and one of the very rare autumn triple crown winner.PLUS, she makes the ojisan keibas seethe just like with Opera O
>>2368583>those Maestro skill points would have been more useful on speed skills or accelsHaha yeahThey sure would have been
>>2368574This author knows what he's talking about fr fr fr ong
>>2368565We have less than a week, why are people still putting spurt in their aces....in fact, why not just run late tama?
>>2368589>PLUS, she makes the ojisan keibas seethe just like with Opera OHow so? From what i know, Rob wasn't a top 1 impossible to defeat uma like opera was.
>>2368583>Spurt>But whyPeople STILL don't know how to read tracks....
>>2368560Why not read her career and then reporting back?
>>2368566Energy management in MANT is the biggest skill differentiator, I feel you man. Say you rest before the autumn Kikuka, Elizabeth, Mile Championship gauntlet. Then you watch all of that energy disappear to the races with nothing to show for it. Instead you popped a drink and took a single rainbow wit training. Now you've got more wit and speed, you're closer to levelling the facility, and you have just enough energy to make it through the races. Even if you're at zero energy popping a +20 drink and training wit is only a 25% fail chance and even if do fail it's still energy recovery. Charms are your friend too in case you do get that juicy double rainbow speed on off day that you can exploit or maybe you get a triple rainbow wit but you have zero energy and no recovery. Either way you don't need a rest. Of course this is all RNG still.
when is gorushi week? I need more gibs.
>>2368602Just like with Opera O they refuse to acknowledge Rob Roy's accomplishments
>>2368617>>2368617
>>2368618Why? Those were literally the only G1 races Rob Roy wonDid some super favorite get cucked out of their career defining triumph by him or something?
>>2368618why are sportsfags like this?
Which one of you's been making all these
https://litter.catbox.moe/mff6e22e7tr766ha.png>Have an alright but not notable career>Get a new jockey>Become very notable, gaining two exceptional achievements under your belt>Jockey leaves and its back to somewhat alright careerhm
>>2368611I only read stories of already released umas if I have them. Watching it on youtube feels off
>>2368618But....why? Is makes no sense. It's not like roy was super dominant, or infamous like rice shower, or was a fraud going against weak competition. He was a damn good horse
>>2368627I'm losing my shit at that second Oguri
>>2368628Is that a non-jap?
>>2368627P-please don't hurt me Machan
>>2368627Someone make the spechud stare
>>2368628>never below 4th>20 races in careerI dunno man, that reads like a great career to me
>>2368641Yup yup, its the french again!
>>2368627Machan and the second oguri look like they'd strangle me while I sleep.
>>2368645It was already on my list
>>2368627Tachyon and DigiGOAT look good
>>2368648I hope the french show up during IRL L'arc.
>>2368627Forehead too small for NTR
>>2368654Speaking of which, any prospects this year or is Croix du FRAUD gonna botch it again
>>2368616Ok, I'll try to pay more attention to when I can use those items, it's just that when there are no supports on wit it just seems more worth it to rest since I'd also avoid injuries by racing several times with no energy (instead of getting like 11 wit and 5 speed). Also it depends on shop rng, then again if I don't get that many charms or vitas it's probably a bad run anyways
>>2368627I've only started making one today but the hair makes things hard.
>>2368660Dunno, I don't keep track of the horse statistics but I'll be there to watch, enjoy, and most importantly, gamblemax.
>>2368660Could've sworn shin emperor was gonna run it no?
>>2368662if theres literally nothing on wit then it can be hard to justify youre correct
Will fronts work in the next sprint or is it more casinoslop?
>>2368671everyone has an equal chance in casinoslop
>Opera's Valentines event is her getting you sick so she can have you all to herself for the day.Can't believe I didn't notice that the first time.
>>2368665Like physically in france? How much does an entrance end up costing?
>>2368671>>2368677This is why I don't feel first-rate despite Capri being my only win
>>2368688Hell no, I just mean going to watch it like everything else. I heard Paris is horrible place to visit right now especially after seeing the Olympics. However, if I did go, I would visit some past internet friends in the area.
>>2368682It does become obvious after you take into account her holiday event aka outright proposing to (you)
How do you tell your trainee that you wish to keep relationship purely professional?They do know that most trainers go through several trainees over their careers, right?
>>2368694I made my worst team ever for Capricorn. Mutated two non-sprint oshis + a front-runner Akebono. Got as close as possible to a 1/3 winrate, 32.5% in both rounds 1 and 2, and went to A finals. It really just felt like rolling 1d3 to win. Such a terrible CM.
>>2368704>They do know that most trainers go through several trainees over their careers, right?Not me, I'm quitting immediately after I make my uma wife the GOAT
>>2368677I hate casinoslop so much since it's where I got my first ever bronze, and it's also my zodiac sign so it added too much salts. I legit thought quitting after that
>>2368704Just scout a full team so that she knows she's not special.
>>2368713>Hey it'd be neat to have a cancer plat since I'm cancer>Only CM I've failed to make A finals in
>>2368713>Loses once>Fucking dies
>>2368713All finals are a crapshoot, SIMPLE AS
>>2368694this shows that you belong to a Lucky-style trainer, and that's actually better than being a Whale or a Shitter
Aries is without a doubt the worst CM in Global's history and it hasn't even happened yet
>>2368704I'm marrying my first trainee after her 3rd year and canceling my contract with tracen afterwards
Does /vm/a like old women?
>>2368735The worst CM in Global's history so far.
>>2368733Bronze means anon jobbed rounds too...
>>2368662Another tip is to use charms when you have low energy (<25 ish) and use vita when you have hjgh energy (>25 ish) when training and under 50 energy. Since getting to an energy level to train takes more energy than training you will use less vita that way letting you use them for later instead. For the same reason blowing a charm on a 40 energy training is retarded when you could just use a single vita instead and save those charms for your 0 energy trainings when racing has already drained you.
>>2368739>Canonically hangs out in tracen for 6 more years after retirement What the fuck was her problem
>>2368744if they get worse then I pray for EoS soon
>>2368739I like white hair. Does that count?
>>2368735ogurislop > currenslop
>>2368758Patently false Falcuck
I wonder how many umas go broke after retirement like so many pro athletes
>>2368762This is why you take the Tamamopill
Friendly reminderCheerleader king and natie get a couple of free singles
reminder that curren lost, got brutally gaped and raped and came 3rd in a race with only 2 eligable umas
>>2368758My Bakushin had a +50% winrate in Currenslop. And I also saw extremely strong Condors and Janny Grooves.Here it's just Oguri + 2. There is no one else as consistent, strong or dominant for a CM. Not even Falcon back then.
>>2368761If you like CMs where one three-star is unbeatable but that three-star is worthless anywhere else then you're a whale faggot.
>>2368758Curren doesn't have a 100% guaranteed accel that's better than popping 3 gold accels at the same time and happens at the perfect spot in the race every single time
>>2368778I beat curren with my bakushin and won plat though
>>2368735>>2368758This one is worse since not only XOguri is so unfairly strong, there are also debuffers that makes the matches shittier
>>2368783I also got a free win because I got matched against an opponent that was bad at the game and made his builds wrong but I don't base my opinion of the CMs on whether I won or not.
>>2368771Triple front is just as strong as XOguri + 2, so if you've got 2 out of Sky, VBourbon, and SMaru to go with the Scarlet everyone has, you've got another option.
>>2368694I felt first rate about my second plat being there because I won with my favorites. I don't even care that it's a casino. Life itself is a casino, so I may as well celebrate when the good times roll.
I like going against and challenging myself against a strong oguri, i don't like jobbing out like a bitch against dominators.
race reward has given me stamina x6 and power just once this run
>>2368768Real men will spark within the first hour
Oh Oguri...if only there was someone who unironically waifu'd her, but all she has is the meta
>>2368801Hand too big
>>2368784I'd feel better about Oguri if I could at least late gamble, but I can't because dominators kill any sort of gambling.
>>2368807Can't kill something that was never alive in the first place.
>>2368807Even without dominators if COguri hit any kind of gold acceleration, even radiant star, while her unique is active then she just wins even if a front is with a huge gap. Her unique timing is just unfair this CM.
>turf S>medium S>groundwork with TWO speedgreens>NO FUCKING POWER EVER AND NO ENERGY ITEMS IN THE SHOP NEITHER IM GONNA THROW A FUCKING FIT IF THIS STATLINE SUCKS
>>2368818Your Early Lead bro?
500 SHOP SHEKELS BUT NOTHING TO FUCKING BUY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>2368816I've only won off of lates in CMs. I don't know what that says about me.>>2368817Sure, but it sucks ass to somehow get the miracle quad accel, you can just stop in place from a dominator and it's so boner killing. And there can be up to fucking four. I don't think I'm making it to finals because I just want to use my girls.
>have to train air groove of all trainees for the next sprintslop because bakushin has medium G
>>2368825>>2368818Falcobro relax....
>>2368828>Groove haters existHow does it feel to have the worst of shit taste?
>>2368826Yeah I feel that too. I've tried several rooms with my lates but even if they do hit pump and OYL or pump + NSM they just decelerate instead after a dominator hits and I don't have any kind of late-race velocity other than RNG Curvature. It sucks ass
>>2368828Sprint Mile schedule isn't that bad, it's not like the milelet schedule since there's plenty of short races so you're not stuck doing OP races
>>2366962>favorite umaBiwa, Natie, Fenomeno>favorite uma songGirls Legend U, These Tears are for Tomorrow's Sake, Ms Victoria
>>2368833Her reputation hasn't been the best in threads since people have been allowed to slander her. I didn't start warming up to her until I finally broke down and did her career.
Can I stay here for a while? /uma/ is being raided by browns again.
>>2368841Sure! But give me a rare bwoguri first
>>2368839She's usually at the top of the lists as far as Best Wives go. Just when she isn't a wife, she's the fun police.
>>2368844
>>2368850Stay
>>2368839Oh and she has shitty skills. Not terrible, but you have to use her as a late to have a reliable trigger of her unique on her OG form.
>>2368833>>2368839Maybe they just don't like being licked
>>2366962She's really cute in Tracen Ondo. The Hot Springs enka theme is also nice. Girls Legen U for global releases.
>>2368849Between Rudolf goofing off amd letting students off with a slap in the wrist, and Brian doing her best to ignore her duties, someone has to make sure discipline is maintained
>>2366962VodkaBlow my Gale
>>2368739I like Acuteshe prettywhere's the alt with the iconic hat
>>2368858This, she's the only sane woman in the school
In all my last three runs the first non-0% fail training failed and gave me practice poor. Send help.
Rooms? Fun ones or CM ones?
>>2368805I would say most torenahs love her just not in a romantic way. She is an adorable dork.
>>2368871I find oguri to he underrated in the romance aspect, she really is a total cutie
>>2366962>umaTaishin>uma songBlow My Gale
>>2368871>I would say most torenahs love herHAHA YEAH
>>2368872Looks wise she is great but the moment she opens her mouth or does anything it's over.
>>2368871>>2368872I don't feel that much romance from her, but to be fair I only have the X version, maybe vanilla is more heavy handed but only the "Oguri tries giving the trainer a gift" event felt that way
Please don't lewd this dumbass thing
>>2368805you're just envious because she has more motion than you
>>2368882whyare you implying retards don't deserve lovewhat is wrong with you
>>2368885Oguri is not smart enough to consent. Like Jordan or Urara.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! YOU WILL APOLOGIZE... NOW!!!!!
>>2368888i'll think about it in 2 month, because un*ty was tolerable for that long
>>2368888>8888NICEFuck unity though
>>2368886don't let her absent stare fool you
>>2368888I WANT SECRET EVENTS BACKI DON'T WANT TO TRAIN MILEKEKS
>>2368888I'm having better runs with Riko in MANT than I did in Unity.
>>2368888I'm sorry for not hating this dogshit scenario enough when it was current.
Anyone rolling?
>>2368902Bamboo Memory does nothing for me I'm afraid.
>>2368888fucking CHECKEDyeah unity sucked but MANT is worse
>>2368888>npcs job unity thus cucking you from NSM
>>2368902I like her design and her sexy eyes but not enough for me to spend carats on her.
>>2368902Uhhh how good is her alt?
>>2368902I have quite enough medium pace chasers with no notable intrinsic skills already
>>2368902i'll try to bait her with a ticket or two
>>2368888I will only apologize to Little Cocon. Not because she deserves it necessarily but because god damn Riko is so shit as a trainer in MANT that I actually somehow feel bad for her.
>>2368888>APOLOGIZENo, fuck off. MANT is pretty flawed but it's a hell of a lot more tolerable than Blueballs Cup
>>2368902ONE cheeky tenner
Er.......bros?
>>2368902>Blazed Head
>>2368902Soon soon soon! Ive even drawn that one thing, barely managed to do so before her banner
>>2368902God I want her to punch me so hard her hand goes through my body and I get sent flying into a water tower.
i don't like when NIGGERS pilfer the same posts from /uma/ to /v/ma and forth like dung beetles they are
Alright Bros, if these both gave umas with about the same rating/skills, what would you prefer?>Unity with race retriesOr>MANT with secret uma events
>>2368888Aoharu was peak not because of the scenario itself but because of the CMs we got during it. Now instead it's three mediums where you use the exact same team comp but you can't even recycle because one skill needs to be different.
>>2368935Which ones? Am I failing to take some ebin spicy bait or something? I don't go on /uma/
>>2368936Aoharu obviously. All of my favorites are unusable in mant because of the aptitude issue.
>>2368936MANT with secret unity events for sure.Fuck unity
>>2368936MANT with a better race/train balance
>>2368927dude
>>2368936Not having to worry about being blocked by Suzuka is literally the only good thing about this nigger scenario.
Suzubroken
I despise Oguri Cap
>>2368902She's cute, but not cute enough to kill my stash for.>UnyieldingLmao what a garbage skill.>>2368888Checked.>>2368936MANT with secret events, easily.
>>2368888>wasted quads
>>2368956What's wrong with wanting to use front runners?
Fuck, im like a good 80% sure my danchou is australian....I don't know how to cope with this
>>2368968Runaways makes normal front runners stronger...
>>2368970grim
>>2368973Literally this, suzuka is a booster
>>2368970>australianMy condolences
Alright, I did Mambo's career, now who should I do? No Teio
I look forward to the day when the suzukafag gets access to Turbo for double oonige strats to make his Suzu win even more.
>>2368978Tickezo or taishin
>>2368978fart smalcon
>>2368978You got a lot of diverse umas, what kind of story are you looking for?
>>2368979Palmer in a couple months
>>2368979Double runaway tends to murder both of them since spot struggles from them cost like 3x stamina compared to any other position's
>>2368936MANT that is not 1 hour
>>2368978Wife Shower
Build my CM13 team.Posting the trainees i DON'T have because it's easier than posting the ones I have.
so are we going to get a way to counter runaway during the next scenario?
>>2369020The counter to runaway is running anything but runaway, they're a gimmick strategy that isn't all that good.
the best part about faguri (christmas oguri cap) is that she won't even win the stakes, it will be another KWAB situation where the favorite bottles it so hard she won't even win a race just like Falco
>>2369025any other strategy? so how does my front achieve the win condition of being in position 1 at the start of late race?
>>2369026>He is unawareGet ready for your body to be sacrificed to quench the queen's hunger
>>2368990My bad.>>2368999Yeah but now that we can realistically get 1200 stam without completely killing the other stats it'll probably be possible to have them survive outside of Longs.
>>2369026The only way she won't win is if all of /vm/a, formerly /v/ma, enter a gentleman's agreement to not bring her
Some madlad is going to win the next /v/ stakes with Jordan no cap ogfrfr
>>2369030>>2369033yeah just like falco during pisces right? lmao
>>2369031You're always giving up stats to get another stat, and you're also giving up SP to train more instead of race
What is even good in CM13? Is it another Micky Mouse XOguri cup? Is Pump good? Is Dober unique good? Is SFV good?
>>2369033I propose something better.Bring all your fronts. Your best front runners. Clankers, Seiuns, Suzukas, Daiwas, everyone. We need to drown the fucking beast in order to defeat it
>>2369044frontslop
>>2369044Red shift goes on everyone, and it's more free because that's a guaranteed accel for oshi gaming but still XOguri menace.
>>2368902She's one of those umas that I'd like to have but would only wait until she spooks me while rolling for potential oshis
>>2369045If I run fronts though, I can't run my favorite girl.
It'll never happen but if Kawakami won the stakes would she still be queen or princess?
>>2369017oguri, golshi, nice nature
>>2369055slut
>>2369055Queen of Princesses
>>2369055Only the best of princesses can become a queen.
>>2369055There has to be Yurop tradition with Queen-Princesses.And checked.
>>2369055Kawakami Queen. And she'll wear a cape like picrel.
When will it be her time again?
>>2368902I'm pulling for Kingu+Neicha, I'll just get spooked by her and Nishino while doing it, easy. If I get Xoguri too I wouldn't mind either.
>>2369044You run the exact same team as Aries but you have to remake all of them to add Red Shift.
>>2369039This is a completely different situation, oguri completely destroyed the satsuki sho reenactment, it wasn't even close. Two god tier bourbons couldn't do shit against her, he unique is agnostic and works regardless of lobby size, conditions or positioning.You WILL kneel to #9
>>2369080So Pump/Dober uniques are still good then? Getting all 3 is going to be RNG as fuck god dammit
>>2369081shit that was meant for >>2369079
>>2369044Dober activates too early
>Pre-debut practice poor>Get charming afterwardsI feel as if all of my charming runs have been very, very bad
>>2369055Queencess
>>2369072Never because she's washed up and ran trough. Nishino is the new tyrant of mileslop.
>>2369086queefcess
>>2369071I can't wait.
>>2369090Its insane how fucking hot she is
>>2369081Looking at it from your perspective, they would be fine, but I would only consider Beyond to be worth the skill points in Arima Kinen.
>>2369085Ah...
>>2369039Yeah right, just how curren totally lostOr taiki totally lostOr smaru totally lostIt's her time boyo
>>2369090>>2369071>one of the worst winrates of any Uma in the gameI just cannot take her seriously.
>>2369078>I'll just get spooked by her and Nishino while doing it"Doing it" with Kingu can't be THAT scary, right?
>>2369087The cows should fear the pipsqueak
>>2369103Someone should draw Sirius kneeling to Neicha and Turbo
>>2369103>SOE winrate
>>2369099Anger. I feel anger.
>>2369087keep talking shit just wait until her unique actually works again and she WILL be queen for a 3rd time
>>2369103She was an absolute beast in Japan though. She was betrayed...
>>2369113>Was she also locked in the hyperbolic time chamber?Yes, she did travel to yurop
>>2369103I know the fraud allegations are massive, but it's because the poor horse was extremely abused by her trainers. If she stayed over in japan her record would be spotless
>>2369103There are only 4 umas who never knew how it felt to lose (according to gametora).
>>2369133>umas
>>2369103Say, why are horses like Royce or Biko pegasus in the game? Say someone like gold city despite winning only a single G1, he was a consistently strong performer of the era and has notable achievements like immense popularity and being the most beautiful racehorse of like all time, that justifies the inclusion despite a low winrate. What about the other jobbers?
>>2369137maybe they were just easy/cheap to get the rights for idk
>>2369133>GOAT>GOAT>Mile merchant>Satsuki Sho merchant.
Why are fronts weaker in field size 18 races?
>>2369103Meanwhile, the STRONGEST
>>2369145Yukino Bijin DOMINATES and MOGS Gold City so hard in their relationship it's not even funny Actually it is really funny though. lol
>>2369145>my fav at 53.85 Feels nice man!
>>2369137Fan favorites like Twin Turbo, but also win rate is a stupid meme stat because you can go undefeated in G3s and it's meaningless compared to 2nd in the DAHBY
>>2369150At least Gold City won a G1.
>>2369145Teio is lowkey wise for being a Rudolf sycophant.
>>2369145>57.14%My fuarking lone wolf
>>2369155Yeah. You could just farm mickey mouse cups like Taiki.
>>2369145Almond Eye clears every uma on this list lol
>>2369156Winrate might not show it but city was a very good horse, came in second twice at the triple crown races by very small margins.
>>2369168No wonder he killed himself after getting taken off the race track
>>2369167mogged by rudolf I'm afraid
>>2369167nobody cares about your dumb bitch newma
>>2369145Who's considered the strongest horse of the 1992 generation? Mihono Bourbon or Sakura Bakushin O?
>>2369174I thought it was because the other horses bullied him too muchShichi... had a hard life
>>2369167>smaller winrate than TieoKWAB OF THE DECADE
>>2369167BASEDCOOK THOSE FRAUDS
>>2369167>Fraudmond Eye
>>2369174What happened again, he became a disneyland horse because he was a rare flaxen chestnut (for a thoroughbred).
>>2369167They hating because they know it's true
Falco? FALCO?!
>>2369145There would be no Rudolf, if Maru was allowed to keep racing.
>>2369145>Scarlet 66.67%>Hayahide 62.5%My two faves, and they collectively never placed lower than 2nd, except that one time Hayahide got injured and had to retire.
>>2369180Rice VILLAIN, is the strongest of that generation and that's not even a jokeBakushin has a 92% win rate in sprints and had incredible success as a sire, but the horse was completely specialized for short distances and could not perform in anything else, Bourbon was a completely talentless horse with a terrible pedigree, he could only win due to training from hell. Even if he had won the undefeated triple crown, he was destined to get injured after the kikuka sho, rice was the most talented horse of that generation by far. Would've had an incredible career if he didn't tragically die.
>>2369201Coming in 17th is pretty funny, but rival Sweepy usually has encroaching shadow for some reason so I end up losing to her like half the time.
>>2369203Biwa was very based for his role in creating the most kino horse race in all of history.
>>2369214The Derby?!
>>2369218
>>2369145I don't wanna hurt the fragile ego of rudolfags but she REALLY only ran against a bunch of bums and frauds. Rudolf had no rivals because he was the only strong horse of his generation, the 1984 generation was a complete joke, really who is rudolf's peer? Bizen nishiki? Literally ran against nobodies
>>2369229Nah he's a strong horse since the environment for horse racing at the time was harsh, and she also won her debut despite it being a sprint track.
>>2369213I've never had a problem with her before. I just had a look at her stats after the Shuka Sho and she has Gatekept there (she wasn't my rival but she still came 2nd).https://litter.catbox.moe/ibx17lnkelytvcgv.jpg
I can't believe we're going to live to see a new triple crown champion (Lovcen) bros...
Lovcen is short for Love Center Academy
>>2369229And your cope for beating Mr CB 2/3 times, as well as the Japan Cup 1985?
If everyone can agree that the 1998 golden generation was top tier, who are the top 3 of the golden generation?
>30k fans for the Arima Kinen>8k fans for the Tokyo DaishotenThat's racist.https://litter.catbox.moe/i2v76g1j6efn863a.jpg
>>2369245Spe, Condor, Grass, in that order and it's not even a question
>>2369245The top 3 is not actually that debatable, el is #1 and spe and grass are 2 and 3. Which is 2 and which is 3 is highly debatable, but I think grass wonder proved that he was superior to special week, in fact, special week never beat grass wonder
>>2369254>Spe>Not 3
>>2369254Spe at 1 is industrial levels of copium
>>2369245Both the game and anime did El dirty. She was the strongest among the golden generation
>>2369255>>2369262>El is #1This is what Americans actually believe.
>>2369254>>>>>>>Implying grass isn't oneDID YOUR GOAT WIN THE ARIMA KINEN TWICE???? Correct
>>2369229Rudolf set a speed record at the time for the Satsuki Sho and the Arima Kinen on his Classic Year, the second one being specially notable since he was coming from the Japan Cup and the Kikuka Sho. Even if he'd get mogger by modern horses he was far from a bum
>>2369145What I meant to say was, Maruzensky clears every uma on this list lol
Prove El>Spe or El>Grass without mentioning muh France (spe destroyed montjeu btw)Pro tip: you can't
>>2369254based. keyed and locked./thread
>>2369270better track record (never got a third place)dahby winnahundefeated in jap G1s
>there are neighas that unironically think the top 3 looks like anything outside El=>Grass>SpeThe agenda has rotted your brain
Seiunbros............
I'll soon be winning every CM!
If nothing else, I think we can all agree on who the worst of the golden generation was.
>>2369280Trust the plan
NEVER ask special cucks who won the 1998 japan cup, or who is in the hall of fame, or who was horse of the year :^)
>>2369282Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi
>>2369282King halo of course!
>>2369282Stay Gold won nothing
>>2369282(You) know who i'm talking about.
>>2369293Stay gold isn't even part of the golden generation, he's from the one before. The 1997 generation (and not to slander stego, but he doesn't Crack the top 5. 1997 was super stacked)
>>2369282Air Jihad's not in the game so Air Jihad
>>2369295Who's from 1997?
>>2369293>Hong Kong G1s don't count
EL GODndor CHADsa will get her second alt soon and will be even sexier and sluttier and everyone will kneel forever
If El is so good, why didn't she win any money? No wonder she has to work at Taco Bell.
>>2369301Mickey Mouse cups, Hong Kong Phooey G1s, what's next Scooby Stakes?
>>2369299Taiki, Suzuka, Dober, Pearl, Bright, Fuku, and some other horses that are not in the game like sunny brian and meisei opera. Stego is a legend, but that's a very stacked roster.
JP races are the real Micky Mouse cups
>>2368902I got PTSD after rolling on Nishino's banner. 200 pull and no *3 in sight.
>>2369304oh no NO NO EL BROS CLOSE YOUR EYES
>>2369304Asians hate non whites and non asians.
>>2369304>Gaijin horsesEwww
discussing and slandering 30 year old japanese horses and races is the funniest fucking thing
Talking about Condor, I wonder if the anon that got 5 copies of Condor SSR and 0 Kitasans and seethed hard is still here. I've seen that card way more than Kita Speed this CM
Rooms?
>>2369145It's amuses me that Teio has never have any relevance in the metagame despite having winrate that high. Even mr 50% tamamo cross the only constant has higher relevance than her in the game.
>>2369321Make one and I'll join
>>2369321im on my phone grinding careers but if someone hosts i'll join
Something you guys should keep I mind when evaluating horses and discussing their achievements seriously is to not take the number of G1s at face value but analyze the context surrounding them, take dober for example. Dober won 5 g1s, best record out of all the mejiros but I wouldn't put her over McQueen, McQueen performed well in other extremely prestigious races like the G2 hanshin daishoten and has accolades like being the first horse to win haruten twice in a row, almost thrice if it wasn't for rice VILLAIN. You can't just take numbers as an absolute in a vacuum like with any other sport.That being said, El=Grass>Spe
I mowed the lawn today.I reregistered my gun. (Fuck off I'm a man of the law)But I can't bring myself to do MANT.
Testing my nigger comp701713037017130370171303
>>2369319That might be me, but I got 4 Condors and had to spark Kitasan at 0LB.I have been using Condor at 3LB on my front aces and it works fine since I'm borrowing Nice Nature to keep the race bonus up.I've since got a single Kitasan dupe at random and went in on NTR since I got lucky enough on free pulls there. Couldn't go for Fuku since I was still recovering from that fucking Kitasan banner.
there were too many umafags in the River vs Boca matchthread over on /sp/I'm afraid there's too many argies here
>>2369337It's because of Daitaku Helios
>>2369337Argentinians don't care about horse racing.
>>2369337Does it remind you of anyone?
Another Oguri won, next567638535676385356763853
>>2369337I was there but not an argie
>>2369342holy shithttps://litter.catbox.moe/tlvy2kkt9ik4dlpm.jpeg
>>2369332This is precisely why ai-chan gets fraud allegations, its not a meme. Her team dodged everything that was not her specialty after her disastrous finish at the arima kiken. Still one of the greatest for sure, but THE best mare? Thats debateable
>>2369349Wtf is flight wearing lmao
>>2369356the helios special
My Oguri with double doms win by 3 lengths985302039853020398530203
>>2369351So Almond Eye is Floyd Mayweather Jr?
>>2369337>I'm afraid there's too many argies hereAnd that's a problem because...
Another xOguri wins, if you're brocked you're brocked971177969711779697117796
>>2369364NTA but even with fraud allegations Ai is still the goat mare, no one even comes close except donna. She's one of the best mares in racing history period
>>2369356Who the fuck is flight
>Can't get in>No results post other then winner.Post the resulllllts.Happy anons are racing regardless.
>>2369379>Post the resulllllts.it's just Xoguri winning.
>>2369379>No results post other then winner.To be fair, image limit was reached
>>2369133No wonder Tazuna advice is so fucking bad. She's never learn from losses.
>>2369375tachyon's brother
>>2369379image limit and I don't want to troubleshoot to get the litterbox thing to work.Oguri wins by a head with Grass on her heels fucking NSM didnt proc721418177214181772141817
https://litter.catbox.moe/12x9lho2negzal3r.png what are the odds of getting the same blue/pink spark combination?which one should i use as a grandparent?im leaning towards right but she has 4 less wins which seems to bring don affinity a bit
>>2369395Left. More affinity plus thh is harder to get than fast paced.
Just brought back from hell the worst career I've had in months, was extremely close to just gluing her, and she turned out a decent uma. She's not gonna be a CM winner but I do feel realized as a torena
>>2369395The right is better, though the whites on both are not great and I'm not sure I'd use a Front grandparent without GW sparks unless you've got them on both great grandparents for Seiun, and also I'm not sure I'd use her as a grandparent since most times when Fronts are good you want Seiun as the parent.
Just found out uma facial expressions during races have a mechanical meaning like tapping into guts during the last spurt.
I should be safe at 774k right?
To noone surprise, Oguri wins again139689131396891313968913
>>2369401im using her as a grandparent for a generic maru Parent and maybe a front parent if i get lucky, Fujin needs atleast 1 long spark so it would open up my potential borrow possibilities
>>2369408soulless teams in here, jesus christ these rooms are really making me hate you fucking people
>>2369415Don't hate the player, hate the game. There's been plenty of soulful rooms too
>>2369415>these rooms are really making me hate Oy neighfixed
https://litter.catbox.moe/hsycxsgap4zcgaoy.pngIs this run salvageable?
>>2369418No, fuck you I will hate the player. There's nothing forcing you to run XOGuri double dominator teams.
>>2369415There's barely any viable strats and umas here. This is fat fuck hell
>>2369415next cm will be better...
Oguri won again>>2369415Have a room, no xOguris allowed 91229432
Is Sky the member of the golden generation that had the worst performing kids?
>>2369420i'm tired of oops all Oy Neigh. where is /v/mers, where is /v/mapyoi
>>2369423One strat is extremely dominant. You WILL face it in the CM. If you wanna run your favorites instead of the Tier 0 team(this is literally a tier 0 meta) then just say it when making the room
I will pray for you people. Pray that you realize that winning means nothing and you will feel nothing when you feel nothing for the Umas that you won it with.
>>2369420>Der/v/, /herse/ and ASTER room?
>>2369436It means everything if you win with your oshis
>>2369430>where is /v/mapyoiI usually join a couple of rooms and then stop so other people can get a chance to join.
>>2369412That's workable, though it might be better to make the generally good style specific parents and then borrow a Maru with X style skills, since I've already seen some Marus with late skills while I've been running my eugenics program
>>2369420Join like one room in the past 3 days and suddenly everyone hates me and my club.
>>2369438yes that's what I was trying to say but in a more retarded way
>>2369415You had 10 months + five business days to decide whether or not to roll for the fatty/use the paid ticket on the fatty. If you didn't want to because it's "dishonorable", then beat her with your off-meta team like the honorable man you are or shut the fuck up
>>2369444you should unironically kill yourself
>>2369436I like Ogurin and used my starting selector for her does that make you feel better?
Don't care if I see double doms and XOguri in every room and get my shit kicked in.I just want rooms.
>>2369438I don't wanna see my oshi who can't even run MANT get stomped by the fat fuck of meta and tryhardness.
>>2369448No, I just don't believe you
>>2369442This is why rockman stopped joining rooms, people get so anal about people being strong. There's not even any oy neigh in those rooms! Its so dumb
>>2369446Gonna cry?
>>2369442Not true... I ... WUV YOU!
Remember that the rest of MANT is just Oguri slop + dominator spam. Hang in there bros.https://litter.catbox.moe/jobtdkaccqra4n8y.jpg
>>2369427Sky had an actual, bottom of the barrel utter trash pedigree.
>>2369442>suddenlyit's been like this for a while, it's not our fault that we have a bunch of race addicts, im rooting for my bro running Dia
>>2369454Personally I like seeing people getting salty. If no one cared or acted like a robot this shit wouldn't be funhttps://litter.catbox.moe/aj2g7hfet8akq1y6.png
>>2369462BASED HEEL
>>2369450Is your oshi Cafe by any chance
>>2369454that's gay, this is a competitive game, just like the Stakes, people will get angry and that's part of the game.
>>2369440thanks, i'll keep rolling a few marus and seiun and see where i land, it's my first time really giving some thought to breeding since MANT is ruthless with sparks
>>2369465Yeah ;_;
>>2369458Jesus Christ... Riko was right.
>>2369458CyGoys should make one of these a sprint.
>>2369458mileKINO
As long as you actually like Ogurin, then there's no need to feel any shame or hesitation about using her.You should just enjoy the times that your favorite umas are strong when you're able to do so, because CM won't always be kind or even hospitable to them.
>>2369466>>2369462It was sometime last year but I remember severe fall off every Cup because many anons werent use to any form of PVP, much less in a gacha. What was the first CM where everyone used the same umas, Oguri, Golshi, and Nice Nature, right?
>>2369458i'm actually quitting until Grand Livethey had the power to change this and they still chose to subject us to this dogshit scenario with this dogshit meta
>>2369468I'm sorry for your loss. Training umas with nonexistent mile in MANT is definitely not worth the trouble unless you are insane or lovesick enough.https://files.catbox.moe/3r7wb7.png
>>2368902/vm/a WON!
>>2369466I still remember the suzuka melty when she won, NOOOOOOO BAN SUZUKA INVINCIBLE STRATEGY fucking third rates man
>triple dominator>All three umas are debuffers >Vision skills and double circle late savvy so my debuffs always hit xoguriMy goal isn't to win. It's to make xoguris lose as much as possible. I don't care if I get bronze, as long as xoguri mains never get to group A I'm satisfied
>>2369475>until Grand LiveSame but I'm still building for CM just really passively, aiming for B group should be enough to get the rewards.
>>2369482That thread was /sp/core, the third rate meltie was really fucking funny
>>2369473Taiki was very dominant for like 3 CMs so i dont understand why people are getting angry now
>>2369482That was Falkek melty
>>2369475Lmao, Xoguri isn't even good in the next medium cm, maru mogs her.
>>2369482yeah it was great to see
>>2369489Regular Maru?because you need redshift and inbreeding grandparent maru on her tanks affinity
>>2369482people getting angry is what makes the threads good.
>>2369486She was just strong, not tier 0. I think this is the first time we've had an actual tier 0 meta.Falcon on CM3 is arguable, but no one rolled for her. Even then, when you saw her in a room you knew it was almost game over. But it was really rare.Here everyone knew the fat fuck was broken so I'd say 70% of the people are running her. Then it's either 2fronts or 2dominators + the fat fuck.
I have never once complained about our first rates. I have always wanted to race the strongest. Oy Neigh is my favorite club outside my own due to their strong trainers, but I actually know most of the strongest trainers of each club just on account of racing a lot. I havent been joining rooms lately because Im taking a break from 4chan, and last time I tried to join I was too slow. There’s a demand for rooms, just need more hosts. People shouldnt take it personally when others get salty, all part of the game.
>>2369475>let's release the "kill the fucking game" scenario for the 4th time in a row, maybe this time will be differentwhat were they thinking?
>>2369492Regular maru yeah, you should build her as an ace she'll be utter bonkers
>>2369486Taiki still had at least some amount of RNG in her unique going off, too many fronts and paces and she's fucked same with too few. XOguri just get a free fucking win every race with her unique that will always activate and always at the perfect time to hit maximum speed.
>>2369467Yea, the advantage of a generalist parent is they're good for more then one CM which means you can devote more time to making them good, but if you're able to make what you need, it does open you to stronger borrows
Seething and melties are a core part of /v/ma. It's ESPECIALLY good if it comes from something people somehow didn't see coming.
>>2369497I usually can't make it to the /v/ stakes because I'm at work but I highly look forward to seeing who won and how anons reacted.
>>2369501I wish but >groundwork
Maybe I shouldn't be too surprised with this being 4chan and all, but I can't really get behind the "dude I love people being mad" mindset.
>>2369496It will be an interesting CM for sure, I expect the salt mines to be at maximum production capacity all week.
>>2369486There was definitely some Taikibroken folks during those times, what with her becoming two time queen and dominating a handful or CMs. Now the heat is all on Xoguri, but Taiki was very dominant for a few
>>2369509Not being mad mad. When a retard had a huge melty and doxxed an anon people told him to cut it out.But a slight level of seethe and spicyness adds to the flavor of the dish.
>>2369501First I've heard of this but I'll take your word for it, maybe I'll try to run triple fronts
>>2369509For me, I'm from /sp/ so outrage, anger and all those feelings are a natural part of the sport. It's great. I love when people get angry, upset or passionate about uma musume.
>>2369509When I younger I rather enjoyed trolling and being a bit of a dick. As I get older though I've cooled off considerably. Though this is the Internet so some people just take things way too seriously.
>>2369509Yeah I think r/uma might be more your speed
>>2369512>But a slight level of seethe and spicyness adds to the flavor of the dish.Exactly. I wuv my rivals, I wuv all my trainees. Some people sometimes take it a little seriously, but that's part of the joy of competition
>>2369512Okay, that I can agree with.
/uma/ CM12 rooms stopped a week ago after coming to the conclusion that XOguri = win and anything else is pure passion. Curious that /v/ma is coming to the same too
>>2369509People “being mad” means people are passionate over the horse racing game. The ups and downs are part of the rollercoaster. Not everyone can be a winner. Someone has to lose, people get sore when they want to win. If nobody got mad, that would mean we’d all be a bunch of robotic NPCs who didnt care either way, meaning there’d be no lows bit also no highs. That passion is what drives people to participate in >fun races to begin with. The people who get seriously angry, well that’s on them. Blow off some steam but either learn to chill out or use that anger to fuel towards motivation to do better next time.
>>2369528I'll still keep making them, i love seeing off-meta winners, we've had a few dotos and dias winning, dobers too if you consider her not meta
>>2369528I think the case with /uma/ is that everyone stopped caring about the rooms not because of XOguri but because the state of our threads
>>2369528People have known that for weeks. People still do rooms to try out different umas/strategies but it’s still apparent how busted Xoguri is
>>2369528It was a foregone conclusion once MANT came without evolved skills to help even out the playing field a bit.
>>2369528I think we came to that conclusion a long long time ago, but if there's people willing to run, people will run.
Man I really wish I had a Switch 2 so I could play that Tomodachi Life game with a bunch of Umas
>>2369536I’d consider Dober a strong #3 to Xoguri as #1, and front menaces as #2. My Dober double dom team may not be the most consistent compared to the main threats, but we’ve killed some strong Xoguris nonetheless
>>2369528>/uma/ CM12 rooms stopped a week ago after coming to the conclusion that XOguri = win and anything else is pure passion.To be fair, we came to that conclusion early too lol. We were running rooms while at the bunker, and it was XOgurislop as expected, her unique is so busted
>>2369546It’s on Switch 1 too, you can just emulate
You guys think that knowing what will come due to global kinda robbed us of the magic of what would come next. Like when we see that something cool is coming out for JP, it's 3 years from now, with MAYBE 1 to 2 QoL changes that come early
>>2369550Dober is legit so fucking good, she's overperformed in every CM I've seen her used in
>>2369550Dobers been #2 and #3 in a whole bunch of different CMs, definetely one of the most surprising things about the game for me has been how strong she ended up being
>>2369554on the other hand you get things like the buenavista>stego>arima oguri into Ai schedule that raped a lot of wallets
>>2369554Not to me, foresight just builds up hype
I think it's fucking gay that they don't buff underperforming Umas. And no evolved skills do not count. No reliable/good unique = dogshit no matter what innates they may have.
>>2369550When Dober works she's great. The problem is>She cares about the style composition of the room, if she's not 5 or 6th by the time the final curve starts, she will never catch up to Oguri who already started accelerating a bit before>If she gets rushed she just losesShe's a normal good uma. Has a weakness and inconsistency built into her kit. The problem is that while she can win when she works, on average she's still worse and more inconsistent than Fatty McFatface
>>2369566That's whats alt for. Too bad only the privileged got that.
>>2369566They do though, they change stuff like activation conditions in the yearly balance patch.
>>2369572ok, cool it activates easier doesn't matter when the effect is still shit
Do they ever go back and add the nameless Umas from careers once said Umas are added to the game?
>>2369566If the devs treated this like a real game instead of a gacha I wonder if they'd make more money in the end.
>>2369577Having trouble understanding your question. Are you talking like when they added Stay Gold way later?
Speaking about the future, help a brother out. I only have 800 carats right now, unfortunately. I got super unlucky in the previous banners. Had to spark kitasan black and nishino flower back to back, I'm wondering. Am I just fucked for GL? The only other umas I care about during MANT are Rickey and Sweepy which I'll probably have to skip now. Can I still make it? Can I still squeeze one of the umas? I average class 6, group A plat wins and club is A rank
>>2369579Don't asians, especially the Japs, get really PO'd if anything gets debuffed or otherwise their gacha characters aren't worth as much anymore?
>>2369577No, Kita never gets Duramente for example
>>2369570Yeah, the worst thing about an all late team is when you get put against two front heavy teams + Xoguri. All part of the gambler life. As far as gamblers, she’s the strongest, and when it works though it fucking works. The thrill I get from winning with her far exceeds any other uma I could be running right now, still giddy off beating the UG3 whaleguri the other day (and another strong one in the same room). She’s been good in other CMs but this time her ult really does go off at the perfect time. Even then you still need LUCK. I’m really looking forward to this one, part of the fun is overcoming the challenge and boy is it a FAT one
>>2369586Makes sense, just make them shit from the get-go so bugmen won't swarm.
>>2369586So don't nerf, buff.It's absurd that they make you pay money for these horses and then give them uniques that literally do nothing.
>>2369585You got 3 month before GL, that's like 60k with additional 100 FREE pulls. You'd be fine if you can hold on until then.
>>2369585Start saving up right now and you might make it in time for GL.The only thing you can spare on trainee banners now are tickets and that's just gambling.
>>2369586It's straight up illegal desu neigh
>>2369586It would be a dick move to nerf anything in this game, given that it can cost hundreds of dollars to get any particular thing.
>>2369592yep, that's the one good thing to come out of this shitty meta. feels great when you manage to take down fat hogs with your oshi/off meta pick
>>2369585You need 45k + an uncap gem to be "safe" during GL. Start saving up now and do NOT roll for anyone else, not even a cheeky tenner. Stop rolling. I think you can still roll for Rickey, but you're out of luck with sweepy.
>>2369553meh, finding emulators it too much of a hassle since Nintendo cracked down on it
>>2369588They did add Kiseki to some cutscene when she had a mob as a stand in
>>2369566Their solution for this are alts, but they only allow up to 2 alts (for now?). Which is why Teio's pretty much fucked since her first alt is during early release, and already have a 2nd alt (the only one with working kit)
>>2369611This is still not a solution when the alts are also dogshit lmao which is very common
I want to roll for Aruvu....talk me out of it please i have no jims
>>2369595>>2369596>>2369603NTA but you guys ought to be more specific. Why do we need 60K, for Tachyon SSR in June or somefin? What are we saving for exactly
>>2369618I dont know who that is but if you like her a lot then just roll
>>2369618just do it
>>2369618Just don't do it.
>>2369617The solution is to fire whichever faggot keeps giving Oguri the best ults through every alt.
>>2369622Admire groove anon
>>2369628Oguri is the goat and money maker, of course they're gonna treat her well. Without her there's no uma
>>2369628#1 honse in popularity, she will be eternally meta to make money
If you think about it, whaling for cards is retarded.The only point to do so would be to have an advantage during a CM, but you still have to put in all the legwork and assuming you DO win, you get barely more rewards than the guy who got 2nd/3rd. The equivalent of a handful of rolls, of which you paid hundreds of dollars just to MLB ONE card. Is it really about getting plat, just for bragging rights? It seems so futile to blow so much money for something so inconsequential just so you can *marginally* improve your chances of winning while still having to deal with bullshit rng in both runs and races.
>>2369619Not that you need 60k. You got 60k by then with assumption of 20k per month average jims income. And "average" luck to get the maxed copy without stone is around 60k for 5 copies. Saving for GL means grabbing both Light hello and tachyon.
>>2369619It's so you can MLB tachyon (technically skippable if you dont ever plan to run paces) and get at least one light hello, even if you don't want to MLB tachyon, wit ramonu is also coming.
>>2369634oy vey the humans know shut it down
>>2369636>MLB Tachyon>Light Jello>Wit RamonuAnything else to keep an eye on? Seems like Tachyon is the main focus. But is it really mostly a pace card? Seems like it’d be good for general use
>>2369644
>>2369644It's a speed card that helps you when they increase the speed cap on GL. 60% of the roster is pace anyway so it's kind of generic enough.
>>2369644After wit ramonu, you'll probably want at least one of the goddesses card.
>>2369650Will Pace still suck though (outside of xirgurin)?
>>2369634the entire gacha game genre is predicated on retards with more money than sense no point in using reason
>>2369654Nah, this is the beginning of the pace renaissance
>>2369654There's blaze brian on GL(I think she's still good even today in JP).
>>2369644https://litter.catbox.moe/ct8140zj4v8t22l8.jpg
host rooms
>>2369644Speed Maruzensky's 1st rerun in Grand Live if you like fronts. It shares a banner with Wit Fine Motion if you want that as well.Speed Maru actually gets 4 banners. The 3rd one is right before the 2nd anniversary and the last rerun is a shared banner with a Wit Ramonu rerun before the 2.5 year anniversary.
>>2369656I get that but in other gacha games it can be more pay to win where like you cant clear a specific event unless you have XYZ character. Here whaling for cards barely gives you a shortcut, time save, or even much of a competitive advantage and it really only helps with the once a month pvp.I know there are gigawhales that just like to see number go up but in other gacha games, the whales are usually in a competitive bracket of their own due to how inflated their stats become. Whaling in uma can only get you so far, you can still get raped by a f2per who knows his stuff or gets lucky. In some games whaling becomes invincibility. Here the advantage isnt as clear
>>2369662Stuck to phoneposting for the foreseeable future, and hosting rooms like this sucks. Im too slow to join rooms so I wont beg
>>2369663>the last rerun is a shared banner with a Wit RamonuIs this the most powerful banner in the game until that point?
>>2369664>Whaling in uma can only get you so far, you can still get raped by a f2per who knows his stuff or gets luckyThis was the mentality behind the early Pequod expeditions and why it was so fun
>>2369669Yeah, but it's a massive honeypot banner since Speed Condor coincides with the 2.5 year anniversary.
Damn I fell asleep and missed like 300 posts, I feel like American hours are way more active now
>>2369673That is still why we sail laddie, to rid the sea of beasts.
>>2368122My sides, thank you
>>2369652>you'll probably want at least one of the goddesses cardWhat are those? Are the goddesses actual umas?
Before I go to sleep I just wanna say>tfw you can't put hearts in Kawakami's eyes since it would clash with her dragon eyes' pupils
>>2369682It's a group card for the Grand Masters scenario. Basically required for it like Riko is for Unity Cup.
>>2369682They are false idols worshipped by pagans. Umesus Christ is King!
>>2369689Thank you Red Desire, very cool
>>2369682Scenario tax card, came out just after Ramonu which screwed a lot of JP
>>2369687I never got the appeal of heart pupils
>>2369688>>2369692Is it going to be another MLB it or permaborrow card?
>>2369695To me it's more of an indicator that the character can't think straight anymore and all that's behind her eyes anymore is love and lust
>>23696980LB is good enough.
>>2369698LB1 is a fine cope, but the R is not. It's required way more then Riko since the scenario mechanic requires it
>>2369701No I get it but there are probably better alternative ways to show someone's horny without clashing with their eye design
>>2369695It's only good if you pair it with the dick.
I thought I entered /uma/ for a moment
>>2369698all you need is 0LB SSR
gay ass neigha
>>2369713No, this is VOO ma
>>2369713behead all nyobwos
>>2369708Heart nippleshttps://litter.catbox.moe/h19i5btu7jyqp2z1.jpg
>>2369713VEE EM AY ma
>>2369708backgrounds, huffing steam and other sorts of artist's rendition, I guess
Just put heart pasties on her forehead and be done with it.
I caught up on reading all the posts I missed and realized there is a clear enjoyment of the game that I'll never be a part of when you are good at the game and know you are good. Damn I wish I was stronger
>>2369729>Suzuka-san…what does it mean to be strong?
>>2369729>I wish I was strongerJust use THAT
>>2369729Yes because ultimately MANT is about decisions and trade-offs. Add in the RNG and you have this 'everything is going as god intended' feel throughout its amazing.
>>2369733https://litter.catbox.moe/tt0xqaq7vyudvqmu.jpg
>>2369729Just build Xoguri + 2 Dominators and enjoy your free plats.
>>2369729Ganbare anon!https://litter.catbox.moe/0q127yssz4txhvx6.png
>>2369734Whaling for cards still doesnt mean anything if you dont put the time into the game to get a high roll, learning the meta strats for each CM and so on. Even if he used THAT, what can he even roll on? the banners right now are shit!
Why the FUCK can we unlock T.M. Opera O with the daily races but not normal Maruzensky?
Are there any U.S. tracks that have weird shapes? Only thing that comes to mind is Santa Anita has that weird green turf that goes down a long hill.
>>2369740Which one better to accompany bwoguri? 2 fronts or 2 domi?
>>23697482 domi
>>2369745The Anita Johnson has a somewhat..suggestive shape
>>2369740I'm not even good at building XOguri
>>2369754Just give it the same 3-4 heals everyone else is running and call it a day, or is MANT giving you issues? What are you struggling with?
>>2369745one dayhttps://litter.catbox.moe/a1iogmcb183umgoe.jpg
>>2369759KINOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2369682>Are the goddesses actual umas?Darley Arabian, Godolphin Arabian, Byerley Turkall thoroughbreds descend from them
I have nothing against you personally but just know if you run Xoguri you’re going straight to uma hell
>>2369758Getting 1200x3, or at least getting good stats with good stamina (this is more of an issue on non-XOguri umas, stamina is very hard to build)
>>2369769But what awaits in uma hell? Taiki Shuttles on blast?
>Merry Xmas xirs and xadams!Holy POZZED!I will only be referring to her as Christguri from here on out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhthXS_Kjug
>>2369774You get a fraction of the carats..And you ALWAYS have to spark!
>>2369774You live out the life of every E+ McQueen.
for me, it's hanukkah cap (as in kike)
Oguwi Bwoken
>>2369782Eternal rest and recreation?
>>2369729This, but instead I gave up and usually prefer the slower chill threads. I usually skip the /sp/core threads and /v/ stakes ones. Hell, the only reason I saw this post is because vm is so slow I had a good nights rest, and the old, yesterdays thread is still up.
>>2369791Ok I didn't think that one through.
>>2369791You get “transferred” to some fat rapey bastard
>>2369774You spend the rest of eternity attempting the Haru Urara Completionist title.
>>2369774>on my deathbed>slowly fading into nothingness >the grim reaper arrives>hands you a piece of paper>its a screencap of your Aries team>looks at you in disappointment >you feel like you're falling through the ground>you hear a faint noise getting louder as you continue descending > spoiler]HELLO HELLO HOWDY HOWDY[/spoiler]
>>2369754So am I. Idk why her lowest is so fucking tilting to me. Perhaps that has to do with her non existing unique for MANT.
>>2369801this would be heaven hough
>>2369801Spoilers broken, TaikiBROKEN!
>>2369774>you get to play MANT careers forever>with quick mode and skip mode turned OFF
How are you guys even getting enough guts just from scrolls and manuals when we can't train it at all since we aren't even using stamina cards? I can't even reach 500
>>2369804Rush 3 heals, I have her online before the hopeless most times
>>2369814Doesnt sound like you’re doing enough races toreina
>>2369814It's just shop luck. I can get anywhere between 500 and 700 without training it.
>>2369814I'm pretty sure Tazuna always gives me guts that if I bought all of them I got 700 guts everytime.
>>2369814stats you didn't bring cards/sparks for is literally all luck with bonus stats after races and scrolls
My club ROCKS!
>Have over 900 followers>Actively pruning those who havent logged in for a week>Dropped from 930 to 910!>long queue of inactives who I’ll have to prune in the coming daysNOTLOOKINGOOD!
>>2369829what kind of monster parent are you whoring out?
You guys weren't kidding. Pubbies are all Xoguri and 2 dominators.
>>2369832Nothing too special, just a groundwork Seiun from Unity era. thing is its been steady growth even with active prunings, but my follow list is all going inactive and these are people in clubs. I heard max follow limit is 1,000 but now im losing more than I gain with this strict policy. I could increase the inactive period but realistically these people arent gonna log back in in two or three weeks
>>2369836Your Seiun unfortunately did not make the cut for me the last time I was front running in MANT
>>2369801>see a car coming right at me>next thing I know, I'm in a hospital bed, Tazuna sitting right next to me>"Torena-san, you're in Uma heaven, congratulations">however, things never seemed quite right after that>only ever get assigned to mob umas, and they always get ripped away from me after junior year because of constant losses>late start every single time, always get blocked, she never uses the skills I taught her>On top of that, the jukebox never seems to swap off of the Bakushin song>after everything I try fails, I start listening to Tazuna's advice>I somehow start doing even worse>Frustrated, I finally confront Tazuna>"What's going on, I thought you said this was uma heaven!">she glances at me with a subtly wicked grin>"Oh, this is uma heaven. But you're not an uma.">The wind begins to blow rapidly, the sounds of weeping heard above>"TORENA-SAN, HOW COULD YOU HAVE DONE THIS?," Akikawa cries out from her private helicopter, her tears drenching my forehead>She whips out a remote from her dress, turning on the television>BREAKING NEWS, LOCAL TRAINER WAS A GIANT METAFAGGOT IN HIS PAST LIFE>My photo is brought up on the screen, along with my Aries team of Oguri and two dominators>everyone nearby glances in my direction, as if they now completely understood the reason for my abhorrent luck>I feel chilling grips on my shoulders, fear welling in my soul>and that's how I've been chained to this jukebox for hundreds of years
>>2369838I figured better Seiuns are popping up but that’s not what Im concerned about. It’s more that the amount of inactive people on my list is growing. Not trying to doompost but it does seem like player count is dropping at a higher rate than the previous few months. Before the people I saw becoming inactive were new accounts, clubless, but now its people in clubs who clearly have invested some in the game. More and more those people are logging in less and less and it feels like im pruning twice the amount I used to just a few weeks ago
>Fine Motion has Blow my Gale vocalsunexpected but welcome nonetheless
>>2369853She can motion that fine ass over here to blow MY gale if you catch my drift!
bwos!https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2045987097014939669
>>2369855omg it's Bamboo Memory!
>>2369855Gonna blow ALL my ‘rats with a blazed head on 420!
>>2369844..But at least you got your Aries Gold badge!
>>2367085https://litter.catbox.moe/o44hye.mp4look at her go
>>2369870The humiliation...
>>2369855you bwo’d when you shoulda nyo’d
>>2369844Can you fuck the mob umas with no consequence?
>>2369870haha yes... the slide takes anotherhttps://litter.catbox.moe/h9hmrc0zyrcc57e7.jpg
>>2369835Welcome to MANT.
>>2369844>running Xoguri with only 1 dominatordodged a bullet there
I have to do 5 more careers in 2 days. Time for URA Finale.
>>2369881Crash the mcqueen
where the jiggies at
>>2369888Danchou didn't give out any jiggie permission slips today.
>>2369891>he didnt wuv you backDeserved
>>2369891i'll have to keep grinding careers then
>>2369880Same, just xog+oshi+dom. Literaly cheat code into heaven and plat
Some fuku or festa fag better not steal the get. Especially this one.
I change my deck for this sky run. Despite the stats being lower than the previous ones, the run was actually better. Main problem was failing stamina at 17% way early then failing again at 4% percent because of poor practice and then having to rest and thus failing the early races. If that hadn’t happened I believe I would’ve gotten better stats than my previous attempts. https://litter.catbox.moe/939s2etwwxnkmwpe.jpeg
>>2369947do you have anything better than Nishino SR? at that lb you're only getting 11 RB and okayish stats, personally i prefer NTR over Fuku
>>2369949Hoe core is that card for future cm? I have 2 uncapped yellow things.
>>2369949>>2369947NTA but instead of Nishino 1LB (dont do that) I’d either run Marvy strength and switch out to a different wit card or change it for the Team Sirius card.
>>2369952She doesnt get her power bonus until MLB, dont run 1LB/3LB SR cards neigha. For SSRs it makes sense but SRs generally arent worth using unless MLB.
Can I get someone to yell at me and be very mean? I need to finish my fuckin borrows
>>2369947try something like this if you have these welfare cardshttps://litter.catbox.moe/fs07fux97c9h7g6t.png>>2369959get grinding neigha, every single club needs the fans
>>2369959Sure*ahem*Hey you fucking retard! Your borrows dont mean SHIT neigha. Why are you trying so hard like an idiot over this shitty mode? You should slack off and flatline, fuark your dumbass club and FUARK (You)!
>>2369959Relax, friend, you're doing fine! No need to worry about daily borrows
>>2369959You won't make a good ace anyway so don't even bother.
>>2369959If you don't feel like doing it, then don't do it.
>>2369959YOU LITTLE SCUMBAG I GOT YOUR NAME I GOT YOUR ASSYOU WILL NOT DOOR YOU WILL NOT CRYYOU WILL USE ALL THE RESOURCES AT YOUR DISPOSAL - I WILL TEACH YOUNOW GET UP AND START RUNNING
>>2369959Help out your clubmates, don't let it end up like thishttps://litter.catbox.moe/5t81whp6dm7ozhuj.png
>>2369972NOTLOOKINGOOD!!!
>>2369959/v/ma danchou...
>>2369959i've heard Chrono DMs you a lewd pic everytime you get 10M fans in a day
>>2369975Fucking bullshit, I earn 100M fans a day and all I get is sex
>>2369976>Check Eden>top earner makes 44M a dayHow is this even feasible? Why is this allowed?
>>2369978They just bot it and have it run 18 hours a day
>>2369980>24 hours a day>fan run can net 800-1M consistently in URA, maybe 20 minutes per runHypothetically if it ran 24/7 with zero gaps then it could maybe do 60M+ but even then why does Cygames do nothing? because the guy is paying money to keep his carats up?
>imagine_a_mejiro_picture.jpgDear Trainers,Today is the day. Mejiro Monday that is.The only race where elegance and dignity are the main factors.(...you did train a Mejiro, right?)>Tokyo Turf 2400m Firm Spring5818289718 slots, random mood, Mejiros onlyBring any
>>2369959DO YOUR BORROWS YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER
>>2369983>you did train a Mejiro, right?I DIDN'T KNOW MEJIRO MONDAYS WERE BACK
Danchodehttps://litter.catbox.moe/1v4m80vlkq2orcnm.png
>>2369983>(...you did train a Mejiro, right?)Does an E+ one count?
>>2369982Fan runs are carat positive from random race rewards most of the time, or close enough that they don't have to spend on them between daily gibs and such, since those accounts aren't pulling cards or umas
>>2369986That’s not your danchou, beemapyoicel.
>>2369983We are so fucking back!!!! But also FUCK i don't train mejiro slop, is it okay if they kinda suck?
>>2369987That's flogging for anyone in ASTER.
>>2369988>carat positiveBullshit. If you’re doing 40 fan runs a day you’re not getting on average 10 carats every few runs, you’re just not.
>>2369989>not their danchouwtf I love beemapyoi now??
>>2369993…said literally no one ever
>>2369993Its actually BEE EEM apyoi
>>2369995Yes, I did say that
>>2369996BEAMapyoi?
>>2369998Sneedapyoi
>>2369998Bee-emma-puh-yoy
>>2369992According to a quick google search, it's a 5% chance to get carats from any graded race, so it it's probably very slightly positive though there's variance and I'm assuming that Google isn't lying to me
I don't even have any mejiros.....they all suck dick>Fat fuck>Ugoo>Femcel>Dead>Retard>Palmer (I know literally nothing about her but she seems boring)>doesn't love youWhat's the appeal?
>>2369992It's probably only "positive" when double reward applied so you got 10 jims when it procs. Take that and it skews you.
>>2370002I’ve done many fan runs, consecutively where I dont get any carats so even so. I could believe that gibs and TP refills would keep them afloat for the most part but lets say 30 of those 40 per day are via carat refills, with TP refills making for a handful. that’s 300 per day. Gibs arent THAT plentiful, which leads me to believe any account with 5 trillion fans is paying a bit, but probably not an exhorbitant amount
>>2369983>Look inside>DOBER DOBER DOBER DOBER DOBER DOBER DOBER DOBER DOBER DOBER DOBER DOBERis the dobussy that fucking strong
>>2370008Dober is my second fav. She's literally the cutest and coolest thing ever
>>2370000Digits confirm
>>2370008Whoreber gives Curren a run for her money, she gets around
>>2369983CYGAMESUUMA MUSUME DOBAH DAHBY
>>2370008Dober hating (you) if you were a male was the biggest fucking gaslight regarding a career i'll never trust what anyone says about a trainee until i experience it firsthand
>>2370008McQueen is bad, anime McQueen is worse, Ryan is a pain to train because Pump is so inconsistent, and no one pulled for Bright nor had time to get spooked by her. Dober is a less painful Ryan and people wanted her as a parent
>>2370015That was twittard propaganda
>>2370008The dobussy has lead me to places I wouldn't go to with a gun
>>2370015Ive been telling you guys, >notfor(You)fags are some of the dumbest cucks on the planet. disregard everything they say especially if it comes in chart-form.
>>2370016You forgot the most important part.Her story is great, her events are cute as fuck, she's the classic tsundere in the purest. Perfect form.
new bread doko
>>2370025Soon tm
>>2370008She's the only viable mejiro's until Palmer arrival.
>>2370025Why, so you can waste the image limit with some gay ritualpost?
>>2370023None of those are Unity Dobers, so story doesn't really matter as much for why people trained her over Ryan, especially since they're almost certainly TT umas like mine is
>>2370025Working the dough, bread SOON
>>2370003Palmer is more of a part of the gyaru squad rather than being a Mejiro. She has a inferiority complex when being compared to other Mejiros.Palmer is also the next oonige style front runner, but she specializes in long tracks unlike Suzuka.Consider her.
>>2370035I will consider her alt since she is one of the most meta arima kinen uma ever....and pure sex
>>2370030nyes :D
>>2370025Go outside you retard
>>2370037Honestly based ngl
>>2370037lowkey cringe tbfamalan
>>2370038Alright, im outside now. What's the next step of your master plan?
Alright thread baking canceled, check back in a few days
>>2370037Go back
This must be the work of an enemy danchou...
>>2370042Now’s the easy partHave sex.
>>2370042Jump off a bridge
>>2370042Crashing this thread... WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>2370049But anon the nearest bridge for me is like a couple of hours away...
Bakery's closed due to AIDS (/vg/fags)
>>2370030NTA but I'd like my images, nothing like a beautiful English morning with some cute umas to start the day!
https://litter.catbox.moe/vz1prg2nxgvonkx5.jpglook at her massive ears
>>2370053Time for a nap, see you guys next scenario
>>2370057Bear-Sama.....did you make sure you fattened up your energy storages before hibernation?
Unironically wait for reset
>>2370055why are donkeys in tracen
>>2370053Hey bwos did nothing wrong! not really a point in a bake since yurohours are slow as hell but I'm okay with it if it picks up
>>2370061Yeah, need next thread dedicated to the /v/ma WON mascot
>>2370055For some reason I imagine they are extremely sharp and could impale toreina san if he's not careful
>>2370067uhh its actually /vm/a now
>>2370067I wish I could be more interested in yaeno but I really just don't care about her, she's so...bland
>>2370070So truehttps://litter.catbox.moe/c53et2styotnuhwl.png
>>2370073I refuse to stop calling ourselves /v/ma
>>2370073This implies /v/ma LOST. I don't like it.
>>2370076Its actually/vma/ now
>>2370073https://litter.catbox.moe/mch4nc.png
>>2370079>>2370081(club)
>>2370081Lice Lhower would say this
>>2370082…but enough about derVIM
>>2369972we really don't deserve our top earner considering he's doing his best to keep us in B+
>>2370087I don't really mind, I'm just doing my daily borrows while parent farming, I'm not fan running or anything
>>2370081My danchou would not say this
Wait is catbox still down?
Is anyone gonna bake?
https://x.com/umamsume_eng/status/2045887472274489565
Yuro hours on /v/ used to be way more active than this
>>2370110most people stop posting when image limit is hit. Start a new thread and it will be much more active than this one is right now
She's IN!https://litter.catbox.moe/a9zn9hjp6iy36nuw.png
>>2370110People are saying to wait for a bake (which i don't get, mods are competent in this board and archive our threads early) so there's no point...
>Try 3 speed/3 wit with Fuku bro>I actually consider it>Cant run triple speed and hit 50RB because dumb slut Windy never comes to me and my NTR is 3LBI like aspects of MANT, but having to gimp decks or gimp your RB is retarded.
>>2370117I'd bake if I could but I'm IP range banned from baking.I hope somebody bakes soon though, idk why we are trying to wait till daily reset, not everyone is active during reset.
>>2370117>>2370128I think that retard wanting to shitpost got the bakery closed
>>237012150RB is a good breakpoint to aim for, but it's only ~10 to all stats and maybe a skill's worth of SP, it's not worth gimping your deck chasing it, though obviously more SP is good
>>2370121Not only is your deck limited by RB, but also if your uma is a milelet you endure a humiliation ritual. MANT is like a slow working toxin and we gotta stomach it for months
>>2370142Anon that was an ironic joke
>>2370142Retardbro…
>>2370142It was me, Doto!
I don't like this dumbass meme of not baking until reset it was fine the first week when we were figuring out how to live in a slow board but now we know the jannies are competent and archive our threads quickly.>take a breakYOU take a break i just woke up
>>2370172>He can't announce and bake himselfThread in a moment, I guess
>>2370172So then make the new thread ya jerkoff>errr uhh but you see Im shy and its a lot of responsibility so…YOU DO IT!
>>2370172Then MANT bro
>>2370144>>2370145https://files.catbox.moe/o75vay.jpegI’m actually retarded and forgot my 3LB Neicha was 10RB… However it doesn’t matter largely thanks to my having no rainbows ready for first Summer and then my second summer giving me this https://files.catbox.moe/ihbzfi.png
>Confused_Oguri.jpgSorry but what does it mean to bread a thread? Bake a thread? Something with food?
Bake a new bread
>>2370178IT'S NOT FOOD YOU FATASS
breadblazer
>>2370178Mmmmm delicious bread.....
>>2370177That’s way better of a deck, roll with that and you’ll get lucky eventually. Uncap your nature or NTR to MLB when you get another crystal or dont, looks good
>>2370182Rice VILLAIN
>>2370178>staring_spechud_reddit_com_mobile.pngThe state of newfags
>>2370178Bake a new snack, or BANS for short
BANB
Sourdough for me please
Need Bread
>>2370186>Bake a New SnackMade me laff
THIS BREAD IS MOLDY
>>2370191>>2370191>>2370191
You dont actually need a new bread.
>>2370183I will be uncapping Neicha as soon as I can because I like lates. NTR isn’t a priority.
>>2370199Yeah good call
