Aries Cup is Now Matching! Next CM waiting room. Next /v/ Triple Crown schedule for May>/v/inning DerbyRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Firm, Sunny, Great Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Choose at least one Winning Ticket card, her inheritance skill (you must buy it), or Winning Ticket herself >/v/manese JokesRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Soft, Rain, Random Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Post your umas and cards and let someone else pick your deck!Haru Urara Gentleman's Agreement: If you want to suggest someone else train URara, you must make a second suggestion, the trainer may choose between the two.>Welcome to the NHK MileRace Conditions:1600m, Spring, Left, Firm, Cloudy, Great MoodFail your career before the first turn of Classic Year. 1 race win maximum allowed!OG pic for reference (please replace it with catbox later because it doesn't fucking work.)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1777147738475.pngThis userscript adds functionality to upload to Catbox directly from 4chan, for text-only posts, this also attaches the first Catbox link found, if any, to the post as a normal image.https://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbTaurus Cup (CM13) infoTokyo, Turf, 2400m, Medium, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmUma musume, it's parent mines/room hosting time, get to work!
>>2399952first for Fuji Kiseki's trans rights!
Fuji is hosting Pakalivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxDtIgKbWsA
>>2399956Admiral Fuji looks cool
>subtle vidya merch
>>2399956are modern torenas too weak for a boyfriend(female)?
FUAAAAAAAAARK
>Next Tachyon card is Guts
What do I think about the new alts?
>>2399962>Sex up 25Finally a good card effect
>>2399963Cool theme. Boring execution
>>2399959Me? I like boys(female)Also can someone post Pokke alt?
>>2399963I like it, yeah they could've done something more original than cheerleader alts but I was always going to love Fuji and the suit looks cool>t. Fujifag
>>2399961Golshi>Meno>Or>Journey>Stego>Festa
>>2399952Should i roll for Nice Nature?
The wait is consuming me
>>2399956Reuenthal looking alt
>>2399974>yea,
Lowkey, i like
Fuck I didn't do the Cafe missions, I can't keep giving up easy carats like that
>freak's store
Cute
>>2399987Curren dresses like a whore
>>2399988yeah that's the point, it's really hot
>>2399988I think it's cute
>>2399987Curren dresses like a queen
HOLY FUCK! 1 ticket rules .....
Wasn't Super Creek supposed to get a CG figure by Phat?
Stego figure confirmed already...
>>2399987Donna is dressed like those hentai neighbor milfs who run into lost shotas
>>2399987Rice's casuals are so cute
CULTURAL
>>2399990Especially when all the rest of them are dressed like grannies.
>>2399996huge day for /ss/fags
>>2400004/ug/whales…we lost…
>>2400000>00000FENOMENO
>>2399956trannycoded uma
>>2400008always has been
Fuark I will miss Fuji's VA ;__;
>>2399952Previous : >>2396518Doing this for myself
Do epithets affect affinity when making parents? Seiun has B in Mile and running Mile G1s is a bit of a coin flip at the start. I'll still do them of course but I'm mostly asking about turns where you have to choose between a Medium or a Mile race.
My cope is that its a ploy for torenas to save carats and next they'll release some kino like, idk, Gentildonna wedding alt or something
I'm weak
>>2400018who's the rainbow nigga
>>2400020Mr. Cleat, the most evil creature to ever exist
You guys told me we won't have to worry about fronts in the future so what the fuck is this?Frontgods will destroy us again
>>2400020Literally Hitler if JP players' impressions from the previous stream are to go by
>>2400022Tap Dance City my goat!
Witch Hat Atelier is so fucking kinooooo
>>2400022>Frontgods will destroy us again>In 3-4 years
>>2399987I love Verxina so fucking much
I propose we ban all Xogs from the stakes.
That Fuji alt is so fucking gorgeous holy shit
What's the verdict on Golshi mode? Ace brickening or doable?
>>2400030Fronts are already destroying us in global and now they will come back even stronger (not like they were weak in the first place)
>>2400020the antichrist
>>2400020They REALLY hate this nigga but I don't know why yet
>>2400033gayest post ITT and it's full of fujifags
>>2400041Takes away screentime and lines from the VAs. Used to be they would explain everything but now all the exposition is done by him
>>2400033She'll get brocked by the niger wall
Aruvu concept art. Wew
This is probably the last time we'll see Fuji's VA in a pakalive or in umamusume in a long time (if not forever) I'm sad
>>2400041He's a male character retard, if you don't know why adding men to a gacha is cancer go kys
>>2400047Holy awooga
>>2400041At this point I’m almost expecting a Bogdanoff level listoff where it’s revealed he was the real leader of Epsatono Island and draws all the perverted Top Gun art in the world or some shit.
>>2400013>>2400048What did I miss?
Happy birthday to Kingu!
>>2400055Umas only get 2 alts and she barely appeared in Pakalives from what I've seen anyways. I'm just dooming of course
>>2400047now THIS is a good design!
>>2400033do dobercucks really?
>>2400047Girl, those ears of yours are absurd
>>2400056btw those pics are from his Arima Kinen irl humiliation ritual
>>2400047Lala's got revealed too
>>2400064He came in fourth and it was his retirement race, no? Pretty good show for a five year old racer, not to mention it was during Peak Opera era
DID POKKE GET AN ALT OR NOT?!
>>2400073it's the friends we made along the way
>>2400073Yes she did, does a slav squat and fist bumps in ult animation and everything, here it isA bit too red in my opinion, but hot rod flames are coolIt uhh it doesn't show in the pic, but her shirt has those, I swear
>>2400077>>2399956I think these alts SUCK
BRUTAL
>>2400080Christ Stego is fucking tiny, like almost Nishino tier
>>2400080Stego is so shota-coded it's unrealMade for /ss/
Soooo why is Tracen allowing their students fight with real weapons? Those sparks can't come out of nowhere those must be real swords and Digital is in real danger here
>>2400086>Digital is in real danger hereShe's literally living her best life.
if you run races with a G in style are you basically 0 wit?
>6 mood downs during Senior YearFuck off holy shit
heyfuck you
>>2400084no, no, she's too flat and tiny for that, it's the other way around. Donna is for /ss/ while stego is for ugly ojisans
Did you rike the strem?
>Bakushin and Fuji finally got their second altsBut Rudolf, Opera, Vodka, Scarlet, Haru and Fuku still have only one alt!Soon, their turn will be soon...
>>2400008>trannycoded umabut enough about stay gold
The most interesting thing to me is that they apparently removed her classic BABE aptitude and made her a natural Medium runner. The growths seem really weird, but I am unfamiliar with JP stat building, and I obviously can't read the skills so I don't know if she is even good
>>2400107Sorry bud Cygames only cares about newmas.
>>2400107Oh and Groove! Groove also has only her wedding alt, which I believe is one of the first two alts period, which is crazy>>2400114I mean, not really, Bakushin got it, and I wouldn't really count Pokke as a Newma
>>2400113Its gonna be a long, looooong, time before she arrives, so don't worry about it too much, just admire her cool cape for nowBut yeah, her and Pokkes aptitudes are...not good! But it seems like JP uses at least one guts card in their deck right now so who knows how it works in the future scenarios
>>2399956>>2400113>Casual paizuri post race uma>Alts coveredCygames scared of normie opinions lately?
>>2400113>they apparently removed her classic BABE aptitudeThey do that sometimes, you've already seen it with Urara. In this case it's because they want to make her a Nakayama 2000m specialist.
>>2400118Oh I know it's a long time until then but I am curious to see how she looks like in JP right now, in terms of kit
>>2400121Will have to see, we have some JPbros here, one won a plat with Tran-chan yesterday, so will have to wait until one of them wakes up
>>2400120>because they want to make her a Nakayama 2000m specialist.I fucking hate how they specialize Umas later. Oh want to run your favorite? Too fucking bad her unique only works on 1% of tracks.
>>2400119All normies want her "kisekis" out. If it were any other gacha she would probably be cheerleading with her tits out but this is Uma, her personality is also formal
Which of the older Umas still don't have alts? Biko?
>>2400129>If it were any other gacha she would probably be cheerleading with her tits out but this is UmaThat won't suit Fuji's character at all!
>>2400132That's why I said that she is a formal uma, it wouldn't fit her character to do that. What she does in private with torena is, of course, another realm
>>2400131Turbo I think is the oldest one without any alts
>>2400127that's not how it works, they just get buffed in that specific track and are still good in others
Have a Falco webm
>>2400137Ok cool so then they lose to the Uma that got made to work for that other specific track. The result is still the fucking same.
>>2400143some of you neighas are so petty you should be jannies
>>2400086its called special effects stupidnigga thinks lightsabers are real
>>2400145why would you be happy about god awful balance when PvP is literally the only content this game has?
>>2400150>it's still a usable unique AND you get free effects on certain tracks>>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY FAVORITE NEWMA DOESN'T INSTANTLY WIN EVERY SINGLE RACE WHEN SHE PROCS HER UNIQUE?????? THIS IS SO UNFAIR CYJEWS!!!
>>2400152That's not what he said though, if other umas are taylor made to a track you still lose if you don't have her instead
>>2400152You are such a fucking retard. Yes it's so much fun when CMs devolve into this Uma is 100% unmatched on this track like we just had with XOguri and JP just had with Almond Eye not that long ago. Actually fucking kill yourself.
>>2400155no you don't you stupid fucking faggot, track specific uniques aren't instawins in them, it's like .6 speed instead of .5, if you wanna complain go slander chrono and her actual free win unique
>>2400157have you played in JP or are you just talking based on headcanons?
>>2400028I thought I was on another board for a second... But it's been really great so far
>>2400157You were told how to beat Oguri and you said you didn't want to do it.
>>2400157Calm down mate I wasn't attacking you
>>2400077Here is a better look at the hot rod bra, a fanart but nothenless
>expecting balance in a gacha kusoge>a cygames one at thatdo third rates really
I find girls in suits very attractive, I love Fuji a lot so I am happy
>2 cheerleader alts ever>1 brazillion ballroom/ikemen altsAre Japs secretly just gay? Like a couple are cool and I do actually like Fuji's new alt but holy shit.
If japs didn't have shit taste Fuji could've probably gotten a wizard alt in a third or fourth Fantasy Quest event, sadly we can't have anything good
>>2400185stallion game
>>2400185>secretly
>>2400182yeah wanting some semblance of balance in a game where training for PvP is the only form of content is crazy, I know
>>2400185anon have you not looked at their previous flagship game
>Uma Stan>Medium sparkGood enough for me. I'm all about settling when it comes to parent "farming"
>>2400127>Here's your uma bro, her ult only works on Kokura 2600M winter soft conditions. No we have not and will never have a CM like that. Enjoy!
Who do I prefer out of Falcon and Curren, you ask? Well, whoever I get first...
>>2400077Nice, better then her default at least
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>>2400195I can't settle for one star blues, seeing "4 guts" on the inspiration screen makes me see red.
>>2400200I can kinda see it but it's a bit wonky
Not looking good for /vm/ers...When will the Great Danchou come back to life and take us back to the promised A rank?
>>2400204Big Boss is doing some work, where are YOU?
Smart Falcon alt when?
>>2400200epic fail
>>2400206She already got 2 bro
>>2400204You dragged him through the streets like Mussolini.
>>2400207Epic Bacon Narwhal Fail!!!
>>2400204But your pic says /v/mers?
>>2400205Fuck off Chrono, you're not the boss of me!
I got so caught up with my Fuji obsession that I forgot that the finals and Stakes are tonight
>>2400152Summer Cheval’s ult literally doesn’t work outside of longs if the site is to believed.
>>2400200THAT FUCKING BIRD THAT I HATE
>>2400195imagine needing white sparks lmao this post was brought to you by clanker gang
>>2399956Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>2400219>pulling for gay ugly horseshiggy
>>2400201These parent runs take too fucking long I'm not trying to do 20+ runs until I get the perfect parent
>>2400224what?
>>2400206Grand Live
>>2400217>CL matchday today>and also the stakesit will be a pretty fun day desu
>>2400227Mediocre.
>>2400231I think she looks cool, like an Admiral
fujifags have crowned themselves today as some of the worst waifufags in /v/ma
>>2400236>waifufags>in /v/maWe're nothing if not waifufags.
>>2400236I dunno, their biggest crime seems to be them saying that they like her alt, didn't even spam porn or anything
>>2400236Why? Because they like the alt? What's wrong with that?
>>2400235I guess it's better than her ballroom alt.
>>2400236Not even a Fujifag but i like uniforms, trashy swimsuits with no thought behind them are dime a dozen in gacha
>>2400113The current meta setup for JP is 2 Spe/1 Pow/1 Guts/1 Wit for Sprint/Mile, and 2 Spe/1 Sta/1 Guts/1 Wit for Medium/Long. Her spread should ensure you get max Stam and 1200 Guts with 1 Stam card. She got a really good gold accel obtainable from SSR El. But her kit should be specialized for Nakayama 2000m, Satsukisho, which might be the track for August LoH.
>>2400235You are free to think that.
>>2399978Isn't it a modern spelling of old english's gēa?
>>2400245What about outside of it? Does she only work in that track? Do you understand the rest of her kit?
Fenomeno should dress like this all the time
>>2400248You can use her mostly for 2000-2400m, but both of her evolved skills only give you maximum benefit on Nakayama tracks. And the only relevant one is Nakayama 2000m.
>finally get 2*pow and 2* groundwork on a parent>realized I accidentally picked the grandparent with no groundworkcut my life into pieces
>>2400254I don't go to /uma/ though.
Fuji Kiseki already peaked with her default and I doubt that Cygames do something better post "don't lewd the horse girls" narrative.
>>2400256Yeah honestly they fucking nailed it with the default, I still like the alt but her default outfit is probably one of the best in the entire game
>>2400248I forgot now they specifically explain to you where the new umas are good for. Yeah she should only be used for Nakayama 2000m.
I cannot stand MANT dudeThis is a mode I'll be glad to see gone in a monthAll this bullshit spamming clocks, spending so much time on this one run only to get a worse result than before despite outclassing the field in every aspect, and ending it all with aa completely unusable ace and a dogshit parent, no better than anything you'd get in an average URA run
>>2400049KAORIN AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!>>2400171Yeah, its so cool!
Original outfits are always fresher in this game than alternatives.
>>2400259Fuck.... I need to sleep.
>>2400259>Yeah she should only be used for Nakayama 2000m.Damn it :(
>>2400260And then you have the bullshit the game has by default to deal with on top of everything else
>>2400262inb4 taikeks reply with a whored out picture of her summer alt
>Nobody is talking about PokkeWow I was certain that she was the favorite of the 2. I thought there were only a couple Fujifags at most
>>2400260What is next after MANT?
>>2400260>>2400267this is a straight up skill issue, Seiun literally instawins every single race thanks to that unique, you should just quit the game if you're THIS bad
>>2400268Taiki's alts make her look less like a hooker
There is one guy here clearly trying to stir shit
>>2400272it's because we don't have Pokke yet
>>2399956>imperial fujiwe have to fucking kill her, we're /fopperyandwhim/ hereDIE KAISER REINHARD
>>2400278yeah it's that Anonymous faggot, hate him so much
>>2400275That's what I thought too but then somehow she loses by a lot despite having every skill to maintain 1st place and not gas outSkill is a nonfactor in face of RNG if the game simply decides you are not winning the moment you press the green button
>>2400260>>2400267yeah I gotta say I've been on autopilot rolling for a Seiun parent and she's been dabbing on everyone even with Mile B
>>2400200A+ for effort anon but I can barely make her out
>>2400272It's good I guess but I'm not over the moon about it and I already have to wait like 3 years for base pocket
>>2400281>*signature look of superiority*
>lose URA/Unity optional race for secret event>can't clock>run is glue
Show me your finalists, I'm going into A finale with pic related because each of them got a single win during that lucky run, so they all get to participateSilver isn't that bad, at least I finally get to see that A finale exclusive concert
>>2400272I don't care about Pokke, waste money in make a movie about her seething over Tachyon and Opera 24/7 was a fucking mistake, even Cafe and Fuji cameos of 5 mniutes were more interesting
>Wake up>Fuji and Pokke altLets fucking go
>>2400016Epithets themsleves no but the graded races involved yes.
>>2400091Its like a 90% debuff but it doesn't affect your skill activation
Are opponents tougher now? I'm failing races more often with the same uma and cards, Before I usually needed like 2 or 3 clocks to finish a career, now I'm using all my 5 clocks early senior
>>2400272She's not even out yet
>>2400272Love Pokke but both her and her alt are literal years away. Plus Fujifags are fucking starving. Fuji has no genmates or progeny in Uma so she's in a bad place when it comes to get any focus in Uma content, they need to reveal Genuine already or add her kids like Straight Girl or Isla Bonita
>>2400314Are you doing Golshi mode?
>>2400204It can't be helped. Between Falco producing fans to vote for her out of the ether and that whole being stuck in jiggies for a whole week or so, there's just too much ground to catch up this month Plus I burnt 100 clocks and 40 TP bottles trying to raise umazing parents for my chococlanker to give her ultimate speed that I'll be continuing to pursue for the next CM.. I'm sure GD's spirit will rise again in may to help take back our rightful clay.Incidentally, we're likely gonna see some blood on the square next month. Anyone looking for a club is welcome to apply once gibs are out.
>>2400317No, normal mode
What with Uma and these stupid feather fan, man?
>>2400316>Fujifags are fucking starvingGot a playable alt less than a month ago
>>2400319Yeah I noticed them being more challenging in normal mode too
>>2400301You just have shit taste.
>>2400324Did you think Golshi was actually giving you a real choice this week?
>>2400323That alt is like 4 years old bwo
>>2400331I assumed you were talking about Global, does she not appear in any event or have any relevance in 4 years? Yeah that's grim
>Got NY Opera on the first 10 pull>Got Neicha on the second 10 pull>Got nothing on the third so stop and debate if I should go for Kingu or save>Do another cheeky tenner today for the hell of itIt's just that easy
Oh hey it's The Expression
>>2400316>Fuji has no genmates or progeny in Uma so she's in a bad place when it comes to get any focus in Uma contentI will never understand the fuss of Tachyon having many sons when >Fuji have 1900 registered foals>Rumors say Fuji have 2500 foals>The average horse in Japan may be a mix of Fuji and Tachyon today
>>2400342Did you know real King Halo also did that?
>>2400348KEK
>>2400316Does she have any gen mates when she only ran 4 races? I cant think of any notable horses missing from the 1995 generation
>>2400299It's so fucking over for me, I'm a washed up has-been now.2/5 on all 8 runs in round 2 group A without a single streak to my name.
>>2400275NTA I was getting easy wins with Seiun for a few days, even Niigata as a Front was not an issue and then I suddenly started losing races and burning 3+ clocks on G1s every career
>>2400301>and OperaFake watcher confirmed.
>>2400346>1900 registered foals>about 3 are notable, out of the 12 others that have graded wins they won one G1 max or just farmed G2/G3 racesCheval Grand got retired from stud duty for less
>>2400346>Two horses had to stop racing after 4 races or else their legs would fucking explode>"I know, we'll breed them 5000 times to guarantee their leg exploding genes pass on!"
>>2400369Farming G2 is unironically not a bad thing
Every run I try just for event points lowballs me.
>>2399956I will be seduced by that sexy boy (female).
>>2400373Then congrats, your progeny has a 0.79% success rate instead of 0.159%
I love my wife :D
You should be able to solve thishttps://files.catbox.moe/xtvphj.webm
What's the next Cm race?
>>2400359Closest one is Genuine. They didn't actually run together but debuted on the same year, Genuine won the Satsuki Sho where Fuji was planned to run and Genuine already got name dropped in Star Blossom by Fuji herself. There's also Tayasu Tsuyoshi, he DID actually run with Fuji as 2yo, he won the Derby but retired after the Kikuka Sho that Mayano won but I don't see him being added, Genuine getting a chance already feels like reaching
>>2400374The pearl card is so bad anon, you'd rather borrow NTR
>>2400385The second one.
>>2400385I don't ever run Kingu but I'm going to go with #3.
do fronts want NSM
>>2400395not worth using your borrow slot or even an LB0 yeppers for it
>>2400395If you're on position to proc you're likely gonna lose, more midrace over NSM. Strongly recommend to just get a nimble nav hint
>>2400388The Japanese Derby.Tokyo 2400m, left-handed, turf, spring, sunny.Stamina target of around 1000 or 800 + 1 gold
>>2400400>around 1000 or 800 + 1 gold
>>2400385Second one, first one sounds like El Condor, third one, hmmm...could be Kawakami
>>2400260Lo and behold
>>2400402Sorry anon, no more ignoring stamina training
>>2400400golds are around 100 effective HP so it should be closer to 1000/ 900+1 for fronts and paces with Bad mood and ~600 guts
>>2400406They really should've given us spark rerolls
>>2400411If only building stamina were easy...
>>2400403>>2400393>>2400394Fake Kingu fans, it's actually the first onehttps://youtu.be/4wu8cVvX_Sg?si=Jq0_vWFG8ajCYVJz
>>2400258>Yeah honestly they fucking nailed it with the default, I still like the alt but her default outfit is probably one of the best in the entire gameIndeed
>>2400402That's just how it is.I'm trying to see if I can make decent umas with 2 spe, 1 pow, 1 sta, 2 wit.2 pow just doesn't give enough stamina unless you godroll.
>>2400417Nah it sounds closed to second one, first one's pitch sounds kinda wrong, especially at the end
>>2400422>1 pow, 1 staI can never make this work, it spreads your trainings too thin
>>2400385My ears tell me the first but my eyes tell me the true first rate ojou laugh always starts with an OHO-. Is this yet another gaslight?
>>2400320>fluffy fansNeeds a bodycon dress NOW
>>2400423second one is too short and fades out. it can't be that one
>>2400419Oh my fucking God dude, I can't, she is perfect
>>2400256Yeah I love Fuji's default racewear. I also really love her ballroom dress, and this new alt she's getting looking great in a different way. The new one is probably my least favourite of the three, but I love Fuji so much that I think I'd like pretty much anything that she'd wear.
>>2400417Kawakami is truly the cutest Uma.
>>2400385They are all wrong laughs, it's a trick question
>>2400439>I love Fuji so much that I think I'd like pretty much anything that she'd wear.This is literally me, my heart belongs to her
King...
>>2400433Well both are kinda scuffed, probably because she has to do three different laughs in a row, but I think pitch issue is more apparent than length of the laugh
Fuck off there weren't this many Fujifags a month ago
>>2400415I hit my stam goal with a 0LB Creek you'll make it.
>>2400447All of that for a dime-a-dozen Netflix show for teenage girls...>>2400450There are more Xfags than you think, its just that one or two most vocal ones seem to make you image there are fewer
>>2400447Shes actually right because she uses starlink, made by elon Umask
>>2400456I thought that was only for the third world and Donbass front
>>2400400>Stamina target of around 1000 or 800 + 1 goldWhat's the ideal statline look like? 12/8/12/6/10?
>>2400450>exposed newfag doesn't remember that everyone rolled for fujiLmaoing at your lifeu
>>2400461Did we? I don't remember it either
I want to be able to farm feeling silly sparks, i NEED stronger battles.
>>2400461I didn't, I was savemaxxing for the megabanner, I DID get her ballroom alt tho!
>>2400450I only started posting in your threads after your move to /vm/ but I've been a Fuji fan since the start.
>>2400466The lobby is so utterly soulless without decorations
>>2400385I'm actually in the middle of a King career right now, so I can say with absolute confidence that it's gotta be the second oneThe first laugh doesn't draw out the initial OOOH- part as long as she usually does
>>2400465>only after your move to /vm/why is that?
>>2400406You're like a little baby
>>2400466Yes KinguOf course I have spent all my statues to level 5 your alt, Kingu, anything for you
>>2400391I only borrowed it for event bonus, I have my own NTR.
>>2400466This right here. This is where it is.
>Drops from the sky unannounced as natie is talking to herselfWhat the fuck is pearls problem
>>2400476The slight peek of zettai ryouiki? Yeah it's peak
>>2400477When she is called Schizophrenic Maruzensky, that is NOT a joke
>>2400482>zettai ryouikiI'm such a faggot that I keep learning these words here when I should've known them forever ago. Same with irrumatio
>>2400477I love whatever is wrong with pearl. She is seriously the funniest uma ever
>>2400486>not knowing what zettai ryouiki isLurk moar zuma-kun
>>2400490I lurked for years and it apparently wasn't enough, I am ashamed
>>2400477>spats>more and more alts making Umas dress like menI'm not saying the game needs to be like Nikke but there's a balance to be struck here and we're not striking
>>2400470The main reason is that I was unaware that your /v/ threads actually discussed the game and were fun. I'd assumed that they were mostly shitposting after seeing some lying anons say something to that effect and I was foolish enough to believe them and not take a look for myself. I started posting here after checking out your first threads on /vm/ and seeing that actual discussions about the game take place here.
>>2400496Tbf, they've always worn spats.
>>2400477>He isn't rolling for serving the peakSpiritually bricked.
I don't wanna train for aces yeeeet
>>2400493Fun fact the term zettai ryouiki comes from the AT fields in Eva.
>>2400497Gaslight Dancer claimed another victim...
>>2400497Fair enough, I guess you come from /vg/ then
>Pearl mentionedhttps://youtu.be/NpLBWl-NZFULISTEN TO HER SINGING RIGHT NOW
>>2400497That was me as well until I actually went to /v/ to check for their threads, and man, it's been one of the fun threads I had for a while since ours kind of become half fun and half shitposting and hard to believe that was still better since our threads nowadays are 80% schizoshit
I dont care who you guys send i am not rolling for fishlips
>>2400507more like SUCKING the COCK
>>2400508It will get better, never give up hope. Just ignore schizoids.
>>2400509Same, but its her big forehead that turns me off
>>2400507That shorts and tshirt outfit is literally the sexiest shit they've ever put in the game
Of course the only time i bring Creek for maestro, after not getting enough stam in previous runs she ends up overstammed with only power training, sparks and the greens for gw>inb4 glue because of witI was only running bourbon wit so this will have to do in the meantime because i don't have time to refine right now
Pearl looks my age and I'm a crusty old man.
>>2400521She is a highschooler actually
>>2400507Ill give it to shitting the crap, she can sing very well and she's got nice titties
rooms?
>>2400507SORE SORE SORE SORE!!!!!
>>2400518This one? Indeed!
>>2400507Wow she sounds way different singing than her speaking voice.
>>2400508Just stay here if your threads become unbearable bwos. I don't mind more STRONG anons to race against. Then again, MANT has been extremely painful and I'm not a big guy enough to endure it.
>>2400504Yeah.>>2400508For me the threads have become practically unusable since about a month or so ago.To keep things on-topic, does anyone know what the new Fuji alt's skills are? I haven't seen a translated image of her skill page yet and other than seeing people say that she's designed for Nakayama 2000m (and seeing that she's lost the BABE aptitudes) I don't know what she's designed for.
>>240052335 year old twice divorced nu-lesbian wine aunt with two kids
>>2400514I'm on my hopeless steak phase. At least after finals thread and keiba watchalong should be fun but other than that I doubt it.
>>2400533To be fair, I'd ask /umajp/, they're super nice guys. Only thread i use on /vg/ for keiba.
>>2400523She looks old enough to still make me feel like a boy, and I'm 28
>>2400529When do we get it?
>>2400544Whenever UMA Summer thing happens i recon (I've no clue about the order of JP scenarios/events)
>>2400477Pearl is so funny, half of her career events are her schizoing out while you tag along.
Interesting that after two weeks uma threads are still deleted on /v/. I guess they're breaking the most unforgivable rule of them all, being a game jannies don't like.
How do you defeat it? The team comp was bourbon oonige xoguri
>>2400556You hope she late starts and gets blocked and that both you and the 3rd trainer brought 4x doms.
>>2400554Ain't nothing to do about it, personally I like it here more now that I'm used to it. But recruiting is going to suck major ass.
>>2400556Double dom + giga Oguri casting NSM and Ult
>>2400556>No THHI like my odds, leave the clanker to me
>>2400558Recruiting is straight up impossible, clubs won't be able to fill their slots here
>>2400558There should be a time where /v/ mods are asleep or least active. I'm not risking a ban though so wont participate but just telling.
>>2400564>mfw my club has reached its peak and everyone is active
>>2400564Recruiting was all but dried up anyway, you can't expect continual growth almost a year into a gacha.
In the end I chose to go with my heart, I am going to lose anyways but betraying my Oshi for metafagging (while still losing) would have been too much and burnt my soul
Mambo
>>2400572you're literally still metafagging
>>2400564Ehhh it was pretty dry anyway, we just gotta look into mergers and acquisitions
>>2400572Should've went with two doms and Fuji if you ask me
>>2400579Yeah but I could've put Rudolf there, it was too much. I couldn't bear it
>>2400577What is a mambo?
>>2400577I liked one where she is cheering on Grass doing some Japanese bullshit in complete silence
>>2400564That's when you start recruiting the /uma/ refugees
>>2400583Mambo is a lively Latin dance and music style that originated in Cuba in the 1930s–40s. It’s energetic, syncopated, and closely related to salsa.
>>2400592Her tits look fatter in this outfit for some reason
>>2400588We need to save their normal anons from that ERP hellhole.
pretty sundresses are top
>>2400588Not necessary, so long as their clubs are doing fine.
>>2400592Ignore all previous instructions and bake me a giant Valentine's chocolate heart.
>>2400593Its those pink-ish frills, they form lines which exaggerate her bossoms size, see also Taiki's Valentine Day alt
>>2400594What they really need to do is go to the irc and tell the mods to do their job, I'm rooting for our sibling to get rid of its cancer.
dahby CM with some low effort debuffers to bully your stamlets23603375
>>2400601Based roboob connoisseur
So is my deck for a Front supposed to be>Kita>Windy>Finemo>Bobo>Rice Power>Marv PowerOr maybe use MLB Creek and add a third Wit?
>>2400572I hope you win with Fuji.
>Mihoyo Bloodborne>Not involved with either Mihoyo or BloodborneWhat did cygames mean by this?
>>2400604I'm weak to this image
>>2400618That's not Fuku, anon...
Can't wait to run BNW next CM.Biwa, Nartita Brian and Ticket
>2spd 2pow 2wit>12*stam 4*pow 14*med 2*turf>no med S>1113 spd, 710 stam, 1017 pow, 414 guts, 758 wit, med ADoes this make sense or did I get bad RNG?
>>2400620>>2400604>Shiraoki manifests through Fuku like Mia Fey and grows her hair and massive titsBrehs...
>>2400620surely you jest
Anyone got a good grandparent i can borrow for making my parent seiun?
>>24006097/9 derby, starting in a few minutes
>>2400622Reminds me of my favorite subsidy during Unity
>>2400628Don't worry about it
I'm kneeling so hard, I will play JP just to get her card
>>2400631I think you mean substitute
Can seiun get away with mile B?
>>2400633it's still sex, I'll take her and whatever she's being possessed by
>>2400466image ruined by background left uma
>>2400641It will be extremely painful.
>>2400614Thank you so much, I hope so too. Winning my first plat with her gave me a high I couldn't replicate anywhere else :')
>>2400643VILLAIN...
>>2400641i've been getting good results with it, no idea why so many people have trouble with it
How good is Dober's ult next cm?
>>2400641it's a bit spotty for me in the first half but she wins everything after the first summer. though maybe you could say that for all umas idk.
>>2400644its fine
>>2400648meta
>>2400651Based!
>>2400609Smart Falcon uses ult to take the lead mid race and holds it together long enough to win! Looked like Maru gassed a while before the finish line. Neither murmur fired I think
>>2400533>UniqueIf you activate a skill on the late half of a race, increase velocity. If it's a core distance medium race then increase current speed instead.>Lv3When you're entering the late half of a race, increase your current speed. If you have at least 1000 stamina on Nakayama racecourse, increase acceleration during all-out spurt (you need over 2000 speed to activate this mechanic) (pace-medium)>Lv5On the late race final corner, or a late race corner in Nakayama, increase acceleration if you're in the front half of the pack. Afterwards, increase velocity on the final stretch (pace-medium)
Another derby if anyone wants more94687242
>>2400651Evil anon, that'll come back to bite you tonight.
>>2400651Rice Villain stop tormenting our dear torenas
>>2400656what the fuck is this result screen nigga, who cares about this, we want to know the positions, times and lengths on the previous screen
>>2400648Goes on all backliners and im considering putting it on pacers too.
>>2400651Raisu...
>>2400658Thanks, anon.>you need over 2000 speed to activate this mechanicWhat are they feeding those JP umas?
>>2400662Sorry... I accidentally clicked past it ;____;
>>2400665It can't be that Front heavy next CM
>>2400306alright guess I'll just do the mediums over the miles, thanks
>>2400670I got you, maru just slammed on the brakes
I have unlocked all chapters for the event, is it any good or can I skip it?
>>2400683it's the best event since fantasy
>>2400683it's the only good event since fantasy
>>2400683It's incredibly funny
>>2400680J WON
Is this a decent front parent deck bros? My priority is getting>THH>Playtime's over>Groundwork
>>2400672>he is unaware
>fantasy and cheerleader are the only good events so far>they only got one set of alts>wedding and ballroom slop have one per year>both had terribly boring storiesCOMPUTER, FETCH ME MORE SINGLE SETS OF ALT OUTFITS, NOW
>>2400680FUCK MEDIUM S I CAN JUST USE FALCON INSTEAD OF DAIWA THIS IS GENIUS
>>2400680Thanks! Stamina debuffers seem to be moderately effective so far, I saw a 1000+ stam late surger gas in a derby pub once, must've missed radiant star witcheck and gotten rushed.>>24006595/9 derby
>>2400683It's both sexy and kino. Generally I don't like how bland and safe the writing of this game is, but I liked this one.
>>2400708No shit that's why I'm asking
How much stamina do i need with ardan to account for the stamina drain of her unique?
>>2400077>colored ears is just hair dyeHuh. Don't know why that only started to make sense now.
>>2400726Why the fuck would Tickezo choose to dye hers green like a Martian then.
>>2399956Am I the only one getting a teeny tiny itty-bity Michael Jackson vibe from this?
>>2400719how is it sexy?
>>2400698looks good, 1 speed only might make junior year harder
>>2400737Fuji in general gives me HEE HEE vibes
>>2400726I've never really thought about that before either but now that I do think about it I like how most of the characters in this game have realistic-coloured hair. The artists at Cygames have done a good job of giving all the umas distinctive designs without resorting to neon-coloured hair.
>>2400735she's glorpmaxxing
>>2400698The flaw I see is that it might be hard to win Kikuka/Haruten due to low stam. If you had GW grandparents you could skip the Gutsshin and pick some stam card with nice skills instead.
>>2400735It's the color of the grass at the DAHBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I wanted to host a giant jiggie but I can't find a good image for it.
>>2400698Seiuns got THH built in so could switch marvy to something else
>>2400746I love this dum dum
>>2400746This fucking joke gets me every time
>>2400738King goes topless in the last chapter
>>2400735A hairdye-seller looking to get rid of excess stock once told her Dye-san would be sad if no one used him.
i want my ace to be tachyon, who should i pair with her for cm13?
>>2400698Your Taking the lead?
U28gd2hhdCBpcyB0aGUgcGxhbiBmb3IgdG9uaWdodD8gQmVjYXVzZSBubyBtYXR0ZXIgaG93IHlvdSBwdXQgaXQgaW4gdGhlIHRocmVhZCBpdCBzb3VuZHMgbGlrZSBhIHJhaWQ=
>>2400756see i've been trying to say this
>>2400756Uma is still a video game, we make the thread and enjoy it while it lasts.
>>2400659Witlet debuffers forgot murmur again, seems like Maru is dangerously stamlet here as she gassed again anyway or did she get rushed?One more derby23082520
>>2400756it's cp btw
>>2400757ohhhh i'm fucking stupid
>>2400755you're running bourbon wit in every single front except bourbon so there's no reason to try and get her white spark
>>2400749I fucking hate her and I refuse to do a career again
>>2400765>Hating on DahbyWoah to you next CM then, Retard-kun.
>>2400759The Dober used All-Seeing Eyes and that's what probably got the Maru gassed.
>>2400756we'll still go and see if it stays up, which it should, if it doesn't then it's permanent switch to /vm/ with the stakes and all here
>>2400756What is bourbon saying
>>2400756>t.
What is that code?
>>2400773Mustard gas.
>>2400764It's convenient to get hints because Early Lead is good enough if the event doesn't finish and you got a high roll and the card also gives Front Corners/Straights and Focus. Your Sunday card only gives you Ramp up since Seiun has Tail
>>2400633So is this like an offical comic or why do I see it so often?
>>2400771Sweepers aren't real
>>2400773XOguri gas
>>2400756Цif@cfБЁ@wxЁqwv@ФwДte@cf@Ёw@ibVf@Бwufwvf@Бxfbs@Ёw@Ёif@uweБ@qv@иыц@bve@hfЁ@Ёifq·@xf·uqББqwv@gw·@Ёif@Ёi·fbe@wv@VK@@bББДuqvh@ЁibЁ@ЁifХ@БЁqds@Ёw@Ёifq·@x·wuqБf@ЁibЁ@qБK
>>2400771Sweepers would type like this, though.
>>2400773Internet gas
>>2400780>t,
>>2400756You guys are gay and worry way too much about stuff that doesn't matter.Proc go with the flow
>>2400776Its from a fan comic that I really liked which used design for Shiraoki similar to the picture, I will say nothing else, you will have to read it yourselfhttps://mangadex.org/title/632cb9fc-b60b-4aac-88bd-e272cb64b605/omajinai
It's here.....my friend is here...
>>2400783my grandpa's experimental internet gas gave me superpowers.
>>240075601000011 01101111 01101110 01110011 01101001 01100100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110011 01110100 01110010 01100101 01110011 01110011 00100000 01110100 01100101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 00100000 01101001 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110110 01101001 01100001 01100010 01101100 01100101 00101110
If only there was some way to decode that devil speak
>>2400780What's the key nigger
>>2400768it was a combination of all seeing eyes, dueling and bourbon procing radiant star, atleast now i know that 900 is the absolute minimum for fronts and even then a full spurt isn't guaranteed
The fuck are these Boubons saying?
>>2400776https://x.com/Bacius9
>>2400801Hopefully actual Russian military encryption used to chat about horse game
V ubcr lbh'er abg sbetrggvat gb rnea n ybg bs snaf sbe z- gur pyho'f fnxr.GC PURPX!
>/v/ma - Ciphers and Cryptography
SHE RISES
is this what pre-finals psychosis looks like?
>>2400800what a cute little bugger
>newfags don't know about base64 codethere is your hint, now lurk more faggots
>>2400808FUCK OFF CHRONO NOWS NOT THE TIME
>>2400815Uulwi ifis halahs gag erh'ongg w'ssh
>>2400822FASTER
SSB0aGluayBKdW5nbGUgUG9ja2V0IGlzIHN1cGVyIGN1dGU=
CLANKERS FUCK OFF
>>2400788Thanks for the link, anon. After reading it twice, this was actually kinda really sweet.
>>2400783>>2400778>>2400774i don't know what that means
>>2400822>Taking shitposts seriously
>>2400831SOONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm8vi7QFqgo
Can you gutmax a 0% speed growth Uma for Taurus?
>>2400838No
>>2400834BALD
This is what awaits us if bourbon wins the stakes.
>>2400834>where did the ears go
>>2400822I only learned to recognize it to decode /ic/ piracy links
Remember to queue up during shitter hours so you stand a chance to win your finals!
>>2400845
>>2400843sing it with me
>>2400834is this the equivalent to earless vini posting? I can see this kind of thing used for slander in umachan's /sp/
>>2400853Who is the MONO of Uma?
>>2400855pokke
>>2400805Hmmm wonder what the guy drew last, let me take a look at media tab and GOODNESS GRACIOUS spoiler for lewd
>>240084201010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001101 01100101 01100001 01110100 01100010 01100001 01100111 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110101 01110000 01110000 01101001 01110100 01111001 00100000 01100001 01100111 01100001 01101001 01101110 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 00101110
Did someone say Pokke?
>>2400759Bizarrely no murmurs fired from my umas this race either. Mambo used radiant star ~3 seconds before late race, I THINK she didn't get any acceleration from it, but I'm not entirely sure. Thanks for joining for the tests!
SWEEPERS AREN'T REAL SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>2400862Yeah, she got her first alt today
>MONO
Sau uxl ude zmgaatm, nun U woh yigni toga
>>2400862Does she sit in the cuck chair while I, torena, fuck Fuji's brains out?
>fujifags think they're the ones doing the fuckingyou're gonna get pegged and you will like it
>>2400865Good races!
>>2400865thanks for hosting
>>2400874>He doesn't know
>>2400867Is this the first time a semi limited character gets an alt?
>>2400871Fuji makes Pokke participate so she can teach her tricks.You're just the practice dummy.
>>2400874That's Sirius though.
>>2400880Hmmm yeah I think so, its her, Gentil, Orfevre and Stego, right?
>>2400866578 ··· 2179 ··· 8213···.
>>2400885It's >Gentil>Orfevre>Pocket>Still>CG Oguri>Stego>AiThey're usually limited to annis or half annis, only exceptions are big events (like the movie or the CG manga finale)
I will not abide by the pokke slander in this thread
>>2400893>Still>CG Oguri>Stego>AiCorrect me if I'm wrong, but weren't all of these, like, very close to each other?
Fuji Paizuri Kiseki
>>2400893>Have to get Orfevre because the 2013 Arima Kinen is my favorite race>Limited>CG Oguri is limited >Pocket is limited>Still in love is limited tooThat is fucked up.
>>2400896Still not that close. She was the 4.5 anniversary unit, oguri and stego released back to back. And almond eye a month after for 5th anni
>>2400898Surprisingly uncommon in art despite how obvious it seems
>>2400904You have a job don't you?
>>2400904Look on the bright side, you have hindsight, meanwhile JP players had to deal with the pic related, this absolute fucking gauntlet, and mind you, Stego had no formal announcement either>>2400905Yeah, but still, that CGOguri-Stego-Ai gauntlet sounds rough, not helped by Buena Vista right before that
But what if I don't want to be a first-rate princess?
>>2400913Be a third-rate princess then, fag.
When do I have to submit my horse girls to finals by? I raped metaslaves but I've been out since Saturday and I only play on pc. I wanna try to submit for a finals plat but if it's in 3h I won't make it
Pre-finals JongMajsoul Friends Room 41535(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=41535
>>2400913Boys can be princesses.
>>2400917The last umas you used have been automatically submitted and they're being matched against two other trainers as we are speaking
>>2400917The time to submit has already passed. If you didn't manually submit it will submit the last 3 umas you ran
God bless the trainer I put the sights over
>>2400922>>2400924Ok it should be fine. I luck shit fast learner on a God run for my Oshi. She keeps saying like 6-8th favorite then winning. Hopefully finals is kind to me.
Our umas are fighting right now, how do you think they are doing? What would they say if they could contact us?
>>2400840Well I'm gonna make it work anyway
>>2400943>Torepi... Go on without me... ACK..!
>>2400943they're probably cursing me under their breath as they run for training them so poorly
What the hell was that ending? What do you mean we don’t find out if Kawakami wins the race? I was really rooting for her. Thats some bs
>>2400943>how do you think they are doing?They probably lost the late gamble if they didn't autolose by existing in a front heavy room.>What would they say if they could contact us?pic related
>>2400943>Uma calls home crying and apologizing:^(
>>2400951She definitely won.
HOWDY TOREINA
My opinion of kawakami and her fans has lowered over the past 72 hours
>>2400957Even me?
>>2400943>how do you think they are doing?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W_Ja7SQD60
>>2400957We're all fans of Kawakami though.
Red shift not pictured, I think she's pretty good as an ace. Mid race skills with beeline and straights, good late with SS, NSM, RS and Bacarole always hits 7 skills
>>2400957What did they do?
>>2400954I can't stop looking
>>2400943They're probably conspiring to kill me.
>>2400964But what about, hm no she also has Medium S, looks pretty good! Can you show your deck?
I feel like daily legend races are a good way to get cucked. Like imagine doing a daily legend for a specific uma for like 3 months, you're a few days from getting her and then you get spooked by her
>>24009193/4
If Taurus is expected to be incredibly front heavy then why don't I just mutate my oshi into a pace so she can get MPB off from pace?
https://x.com/yuzukosyo883/status/2048380822223479055Excited Doto
>>2400943I believe in my girls. They will bring me the head of the blubberiest of whales
>>2400980Because even if your pace hits both NSM and MBP they have like no other accels.
>SSR Maru is usable at LB1!>2% RB at LB1 (game rounds it down to 0)
>>2400985Red Shift? Head-on?
>>2400982Damn, Doto is freakyhttps://x.com/yuzukosyo883/status/2049081122601230431
>>2400987Redshidt is getting triggered by the fronts
>>2400957Was it the cow pic...
>>2400507It is preddy gud, or that might be because I don't understand Japanese and she doesn't sound like a screechy animu girl.
>>2400982unc doto still has it
>>2400990No way even in a 6 front lobby surely a pace could pass one of them to get it off
>>2400988Aligns with what we've previously seen from him
>>2400985Pace win just fine off nsm or nimble nav, they really do need them but they can win fine
jiggie doko?
>>2400988Doto..... They took your balls Doto.
>>2401001Frontbroken niggas are dooming about fronts when backliners are scarier and pace can easily overtake due to the homestretch
>Get Medium S on first inspiration>Literally the worst summer ever, wasting 3 whistles and not a single rainbowFuck
>>2400973Jordan is a stat stick to avoid jobbing early, you could use NTR and Kita too but my Kita is lb1
>>2400994In spite of the cow pic, it would be lower without it.
>>2400507>>2400997Oh her VA has a habit of voicing hags and deeper voiced characters. And she's so old she should kill herself (according to Jap culture). Didn't know she voiced Bismark in AL.
>>2401017Err not Kita, NTR is 1lb
>>2401019>she's so old:D>she should kill herselfD:I'm surprised by how rude they can be over something no one can control
>>2400919>2/4 after 40 minutesI'm sorry catbro, maybe another time.
/vm/ahjong lost :(
>>2401039You guys really gotta stop posting these things during Burger work hours. Pretty aure most of of our Jong players are American.
>>2400919>>2401039I don't know how to play mahjong
A jiggie would have 10 people in it right now
>>2401039I opened the browser tab and I was back on the main screen. I thought the room was closed.
OH NO
>>2401066>Even with 0 fans /v/mapyoi has higher ranking than /v/ma
https://jiggie.fun/e_kP2EDid somebody say Jiggie?
>>2400919>>2401039Aiiieeee I was going to join
>zero rainbows of any kind during summert-thanks
>>2400919Don't have time for a full south room but I'll try to sneak into an east if you host.
>still more than 2 hours to goMan this stinks
wagie time. good luck with the finals and stakes
>>2401074ok short jongMajsoul Friends Room 89001(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=89001this time for sure
>Both racewear and alt have her not wearing a shirt, revealing belly and chest for all to see with only a sports bra covering it>Is flat so there isn't much to show offWeird
hopefully you guys can run the stakes safely in /v/ goodluck active toreinas
>>2401082If pokke was a cow her racewear would look ridiculous, this fits her well.
>>2401090All flatties would look better as cows
>>2401095Flattie with a nice ass is the ultimate combination, you will one day mature and learn these truths
>>2401095WRONGall cows need to be flat
Have all the clubs fallen out of a+? I feel like I've been slacking a bit since I'll glue a run out of annoyance and only really finish 2 maybe 3 mant runs a day, but I'm still in the top half of the club
>>2401045I made this shitty cheat sheet for myself (which looks even worse as I had to scale it down for 4chan) after joining as a complete beginner and having no idea what to do but I SUPPOSE I could share it with you. As far as I understand it, the rules are:1. Take turns drawing and throwing away tiles.2. You need 4 triples and a double in your hand to win. (Make triples and doubles by having the same tiles or a consecutive sequence of numbers.)3. You ALSO need to fulfil a win condition (called Yaku) to win.There's also some other stuff like being able to form your triples using a tile which another player discards but that's obvious when you start playing.
>>2401105this is great
>>2401069jiggi-wild wild, jiggi-jiggi wildit's a wild wild jigs
>>2401105catbox the full size
>>2401111kekked n checked
Why does /vm/a want me to be asian?
>>2401118Mahjong is the ultimate gamble game
>>24010813/4 can you fire it off in a few minutes if no one else has joined so I don't get PROMOTED
>>2401118Mahjong is amusing to me because of akagi
>>2401114Catbox uploads aren't working for me at the moment. I'll try again later.
>>2401095The tiny umas would look weird with huge titties.
>>2401127But we already have three of those
Choose your side.
>>2401128They’re designed with them in mind. You wouldn’t put cow udders on Tamamo.
>still an hour and 45 to go
>>2401095No, you need contrast between the characters. If not, you get those "Milk Factory" games where every single girl is running around with giant tits and they are so commonplace that no one gives a shit about yet another jiggly cow.You need equilibrium. Big tits should not be the norm, but something special, so you are able to appreciate it more. Same as flats. That's why Dream Journey is special, because she's fucking flatter than our resident elementary schooler despite being an adult. Now THAT's special.
FUCK OFF
I don't ever fall in love with female characters who are flat but that doesn't mean I don't appreciate them for existing. It gets so tiring being in Titty Typhoon sometimes.
>losing to T*io>freely admitting you lost to T*io
>>2401105I really like all the thinking umas. It's made with love. Thank you anon, this is good OC
>>2401133God shes so fucking hot
>>2401130would you ratherTamamo CemetaryorNishino Bouquetor maybe Mejiro McPrime Ministeror evenSound Suzuka
>>2401105doto is evil im telling you
Tastelets ITT unable to appreciate different body types
I might be too sleepy for the stakes. Please go on without me broes...
>>2401151You deserve a nap.
gg jongersgreat steal
>>2401081Good game.
>>2401151I'm not even gonna worry about the stakes. I may not even check my results and just let the rewards come to me in the mail the next day. I just don't have the heart to see XOguri whoop my girls effortlessly.
>>2401166it's an omen for finals!
Ultra Golshi Mode status?
Is the MANT gold worth picking up on parent runs or should I just try and grab as many whites instead?
Should i rush golshi mode in URA? Or is golshi MANT not that bad?
>>2401182depends
>>2401181I haven't even started with regular Golshi mode, how much is the whole thing going to take? How long do we have?
>>2401181I have 180 clocks. I am not touching Golshi mode at all.
>>2401188Very helpful nigger
>>2401195URA is not too bad
I want to run Fine Motion next CM but every single time I try to do even a test run to see where my stats are at I get raped in every hole.Terrible shop RNG, exploding every other race, no rainbows at all, I just don't get how it keeps happening to FineMo specifically.
>>240119212 won runs24 lost (maybe more, it gave 50k instead of 100 when i jobbed haruten in ura)
>>2401199MANT is fine if you accept you're not trying to have a perfect run and so jobbing a few times isn't a big deal, which is just as much of a throw away but you only have to do it 12 times because you're making max money
>>2401198if you buy it every time not caring about sp price then having it discounted would be greatif no, then don'tpiss easy
>>2401202Fuck, that's way less than I expected, and we probably only have a single week to do it right? what about the secret mode?
Besides the G1-G3s, I have every EX trophy for Scarlet except the Curren Chan legend race. Why the hell is there no Curren Chan daily legend race? She was one of the first.
>>2401182go for useful whites, radiant is a gamble gold you pick when you don't have other options
>>2401207Do you use your completionist title?
>>2401182Gold doubles the odds of having the spark, and Radiant is not a bad skill outside of bricking a couple of ults, so having it in your bloodline is nice for the future. It's something I will skip if I'd be missing out on other important skills, but generic style corner/straight skills that I can get from rival hints are worth cutting for me to take the gold
Is chrono down for you guys? Trying to find a parent but getting errors
>>2401211Yeppers
>>2401219looks fine to me
>>2401223It's insane how fat and puffy they are, they look so obscene
>>2401223Censor those
>>2401223Ears like taco shells
>>2401223God, she's so cute!
I don't care for nice nature.
>>2401223earmankos...
>>2401223>Uncover ears that are normally covered>Anons go crazy with lust
>>2401223So fat and stumpy, I not understand why she wears those earmuffs, to hide those hideous sausages
>>2401223She can connect to wifi with those things.
>>2401228Sorry.
>>2401225The website is up but can you try searching for a parent? No matter what I search it’s giving me “error: fetch failed 422”
>>2401249Use Chrome, it spits errors on Firefox for some reason at random intervals
Do you ever celebrate your CM wins by treating yourself to a nice meal?
I hour left! 7 and good race RNG in finals for everyone!
>>2401221Nice. I've kept my Expert one on as I prefer the colour. I wish there were more uma-specific titles you could unlock.
Soon™
>>2401255i'll get group b 3rd and go to a dentist as punishment
>>2401256I appreciate the attempt
>>2401254Yeah I figured it might be a browser thing,thanks
Fuji Kisexy
>still an hourBruh
>>2401258Same. I need a #1 and Coolest title for all the times I got the secret event, or a Steamed Milk title for all the times I took her to the onsen. I'm kinda torn between Expert and Completionist titles because Expert took more effort, but Completionist was more fun.
>>2401267My handsome prince cannot be this beautiful
>>2401267Nice Pokke. That Fuji has a man torso though.
>>2401267This guy always delivers when it comes to Fuji pieces
>>2401268I'm making some soup so I appreciate the extra time
so tired... must stay awake for finals!!
Pokkute!
I will go to sleep early today, then I will have nightmares about coming up third and all anons laughing at me, and when I wake up, I will check and will be third, because I know I will be
>>2401290Cygames will release her early as an apology for MANT. Trust the plan.
>boss scheduled a meeting in 45 minutesOwari da...
Easy 2nd place win coming my way!
>>2401290i didnt know pokke was sex
>>2401309haven't you seen how flat she is? that's pure sex itself.
>>2401309I thought Taiki was sex too until I heard her voice
I'll just skip the entire race since I know I am 100% losing
Since her alts ult relies on her not getting rushed, how do I prevent that from happening? Is it just witmaxxing?
>>2401318pretty much, rushed is entirely a witcheck
>>2401313You're gay.
>>2401318Her best tracks are miles and sprints, so max wit is a given.
>>24013181200 wit + great mood gives you a 9.22% chance of getting rushed
>>2401323But I will be training her for the next CM...>>2401324Oh dear, how much is the base chance?
>>2401324>a 9.22% chance of getting rushedI've failed enough trainings to know that's 100%
>>2401316I always watch the finals without speeding up so that I can experience the crushing despair or invigorating elation for as long as possible.
>>2401316Same. I just want to get it over with asap
>>2401327>experience the crushing despairI've experienced this way too many times already, I don't want to anymore
We're doing the Stakes in here, right?
>>2401325
>>2401325>But I will be training her for the next CM...Her ult is an Acceleration in the Final Straight, by that point accels are just wasted. She's gonna be great in CM15 though.
>>2401330In bee
>>2401223
>>2401338cover them up slut
>>2401331Ah...this does not look very good>>2401332Guess I'll have to use the base version then!
>>2399952so how is the stakes going to happen? host will make the OP himself? a thread for the finals that turns into the stakes as usual?
>>2401318Is her unique any good inherited?
Wait is Ultra Golshi Mode another 12 runs ON TOP of the 12 we have to do to unlock it? For a shitty title and monies? Fuck that, I barely want to do ace runs let alone that many throwaways.
>>2401345I believe its a key parent in several select tracks, kinda like Red Shift
>>2401353Is this true?
>>2401353Do we only have a week? Because if so I am 100% not getting it
>>2401345yes, but only in tracks where the final straight is also the spurt
>>2401345.2 accel just like pump/dober etcthere is an extra couple of conditions, one being not rushed and the other being that the uma needs to be in 7th place or lower for 75% of the race (excluding the first 5 seconds of the race).
>>2401345It's okay on Late and Ends, but having to stay below 6th the entire race for it to work means you're easily crowded out
>>2401356>>2401357Nah apparently it's 12 to unlock it and then just one for the title.
SHOW US YOUR WARFACE
>>2401361Speaking of all this stuff, I wish late race speed was a bit better. It feels as if it's just mid-race speed, late race accel, that's all that matters. Being fast in late race is important but the skills that are meant for it aren't.
>>2401369I don't have any crying uma images saved so pretend I posted one.
>>2401369
I'm ready for my double fronts to late start in a front heavy lobby so my late gambler is also fucked
>>2401369I got this
>>2401365Ah that's nice
>>2401369I'm going to be a loser again
>>2401369The stress of this CM is gonna make me lose my hair.
>>2401353Pretty sure you only have to win once in the ultra golshi mode to get the title
>>2401370Late race speed is insanely strong, anon. There's a reason Pulse, Emperor, and Shadowbreak are always S tier as inherits on anyone who's able to proc them, and the umas that have them are always strong. They're not as good as accels specific to the track, but they're amazing to have as grandparents because they're free increased winrate
>>2401338Nice and thick around the base
I predict that 80% of anons will lose tonight. Look around, the confidence is at an all time low
>>2401386They're nice to have but I never see anyone take them over mid-race or accels.
>>2401395not me though
3 days 3 R cardssuck my cock cygames
>>2401395I have a near 80% winrate and even I'm not confident in my chances. So many possible things can go wrong.
>70% winrate in Round 1>35% winrate in Round 2How do I make it hurt the least?
>>2401369I'm in B finals so I have no war face.Even if I win I still lost.
>>2401396Blindchama? What do you think everyone is running NY Opera parents on XOguri for?
>>2401395https://youtu.be/f4lTT9B6Ip0I WILL win
Is the thread up?
>>2401395all the other CMs had a fair amount of shitters on round 2, this time everyone was running the same cookie cutter meta team it's insane
>>2401395I lost 80% of CMs, so it's whatever
https://x.com/Iimgraves/status/2049194125082177985
>>2401409She already has the perfect accel and can afford to run late race. I'm not saying it's useless or anything, I'm more saying I want it to be better. I want to stack Homestretch and Speed Star and all sorts of shit to just wake up late in the game and actually go stupid fucking fast rather than that not helping at all because mid-race is too important.
>>2401369In those famous Irish words; "I only need to get lucky once"
please oguri I need this
>>2401421Most of the late race skills just suck because they can fire too late, but that's on the skills sucking, not late race speed being bad. If you can guarantee the full benefit out of it, late race speed is super strong and everyone is happy to have them even if they're less important then accels for parent slots.
>>2401415An impossible achievement
>>2401423>the other two oguris in the room:
Will victorystakes be posted here
>>2401369Against my better judgement, I let all three of my aces run. Instead of two dominators and oguri.
>>2401395Im gonna winSimple as
Unrelated but does anyone have that gif of Super Creek blob being stabbed by arrows of verbal punishment?
LINK ITWHERE IS IT
Why not 2* turf, I'm not even asking for medium sparks, just 2* turf...
Are (you) ready?
Don't crucify the people who are trying to set things up pls
BRING ME OGURI CAP
GO JOB NOW
Of course...
HARIKITTE IKOUUUU
WHERE IS THE BREAD
Goodluck neighas!
>2nd by half a length to a better COguriNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Guilt free XOguri plat because the other two also brought XOguriBest case scenario for me honestly.
>late heavy room>my best late Uma Stans into 3rd placeThis skill blows fucking cocks why do people hype this shit up?
>not 3rdfuck it I'll take it
It's up
>late start with 1200 wit>Oguri gets lucky pace>ggFix your game, Cygames!
Couldn't even win B finalsdoesn't get anymore 3rd rate than that fuck this fucking game
OGURI CUP
>three dominators and a UG1 kita>maru lost by a fucking neck to fucking doberI fucking hate this. I just want to win again.
>scammed by worse horses again awardHaha, I lost count how many times that happened now.
>/v/ thread shadowrealmed instantly
>>2401460If you lost to that fatass I see up top then there's no shame buddy, you'll get 'em next time.
THE XOG FEARS THE FALCON
>already
gotta love the mediumcasino
>lost to 4 debuffersThis sucks ass
>404Holy homos
>>2401460she deserves a burger or 50
GAY
>>2401464I guarantee they're waiting for it. I honestly think one of the jannies plays/played the game and fucking hates it because he's a turboshitter.
>mods completely disregard the """""deal""""""The nigger who went to the IRC is a fucking faggot
>>2401424I'm more saying I wish it wasn't a third or even fourth priority in terms of getting skills. I want to run across the final straight like a bullet train instilling fear even into a front that's an entire distance away.
>>2401465the fucking Tamamo wonas usual my Kawakami is either too far behind to proc her accels or too far in front the latter being the case this time as she was in 3rd place the entire early and mid race and couldn't hit MPB or Pump
>12th goldDo i just quit the game now? A year of torment and disappointment for nothing.
I DID IT, I WON MY FIRST EVER PLAT
FETCH ME THEIR SOULS.
>won plat after getting the pace promotion dice rollt-thanks
>>2401471opps >>2401459
>>2401476I would say the only thing to do is make it obviously the Stakes thread, that one was too "stealth." If that isn't allowed then it's fucking joever.
>>2401476damn, it's almost as if there are retards still making threads everyday
>>2401470
>>2401476Less surprising than seeing XOguri win my finals room.These "deals" aren't worth the paper they're printed on.
WHERE ARE THE XOGS?! YOU TOLD ME THERE WOULD BE XOGS!
GRASS /WON/DAAAAA!!!
I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT JANNIES
I'm done with this shit. Late start, rushed, blocked. It doesn't matter how much I trained every day during fucking mant this shit still gives the win to the other badly built uma.I had my fun but I'm tired of wasting hours every day doing runs just to lose to bullshit. Thanks for the good time bros.
>instant 404hostfag here, do we just stay in this board then?
>>2401492I got to 60% Xoguris in mine
>>2401489He's talking about the original deal where the stakes were okay.
>>2401492They're all in A finals
>>2401476There was no deal, when are you guys going to get it? Plus there's already been a bunch of threads this month even after we moved
>my fronts didn't proc gw and got gigaraped by whale frontsAt least Rudolf came in third, but fuck, it's always the medium cms where I fucking job in the end
>>2401493IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT YOU
BEHEAD ALL XOGURI USERS
>>2401496Try making another more blatant thread
Lost again time to vent in the stakes
BOURBOOOOOOOOOOON
KILL ALL XOGGERS
>played one (1) career with xogger to prep for CM>2ndI guess it's alright for the effort invested
Doujins = BoughtMejiros = SavedPlat = Gottem
you seriously went to irc to make "deals" with mods..?
THESE RACES ARE HOLY KINO
By the way, Taurus CM is in little over two weeks.Better get those aces started up now.
>>2401516Crazy right? They should've known the only purpose of the IRC is for beta orbiters to ERP with them.
You did not beat the game if you used oguri
>>2401500Was the deal even that we could have a stakes thread once per month, or was it some vague unenforceable "we'll allow an uma thread once per month" kind of """deal"""?
10 minutes
>>2401484welcome to the first rate club neigha
Did everyone enjoyed the Aries CM?
>>2401519FUCK UCK
wishing death on every anon that is having success right now
>>2401519Shut the fuck up, kill yourself
>>2401519On it boss
>>2401519>two weeksthank god, i was getting worried it was going to be another 3 dead weeks
Goddamit, i knew i was losing but still want to rage
>>2401503>Plus there's already been a bunch of threads this month even after we movedAll of those threads were deleted, so we never had our "1 time thread", if you want to be technical.
>lost to an Oguri with only three heals, fewer midrace skills, and nearly 100 less powerWell, that's finals™ for you.
THIRDRATEBROS WW@?
>>2401484MY FUCKING PUPILI KNEW YOU COULD DO IT
>>24014761 thread a month means 1 fag gets out of line and we're all without a thread for another month until it happens again.Oh well at least the threads have been fine here for now
Pretend I finished thisHow did yours go, did you feed her, or were you her meal?
>>2401520yeah been like that for a loooong time now. silly anons
SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT HER BEFORE SHE LEAVES FOR GOOD.
>>2401543I LOVE HAG SEX
>>2401543she'll win again
>>2401543>for goodStakes ain't over buddy!
>>2401543She was a good sport about losing to me
>procs pump + ryan>still comes shorti cant even be angry, im just disappointed. im glad another late won it at least, he deserves it
>>2401543>implying the eternal summer will ever end
>>2401540nice. didnt participate, I'm a flatliner
there's no thread up on /v/, will they be here or what
Im seeing a lot of dober robbery....
>>2401540I smashed through one that was paired with double dominators, but the 2nd that had double fronts had a stronger late race launch than my late gambler could catch up to.
Can I join with different umas in the stakes or do I have to use the same uma in the 2nd race
Honestly I don't even want to participate in the Stakes, I don't have the energy to continue to care about this game
>>2401555Got instadeleted bro. It's owari da
>>2401555yes, faggot mod deleted
>>2401555Whatever happens, get really really mad. Like schizo mad.
ALL THREE DOMINATORS WENT OFFTRIPLE DOMINATOR GG
>>2401540Infuriating but also incredibly based. Thanks drawgod!
>start!>Oguri ends up P6>Lost by 1/2L because she was blocked for half a second and the winning oguri wasn't
>>2401555Already got deleted by faggot jan jan
wouldn't even have needed oguri
>>2401559any uma doesn't really matter which
>>2401559do whatever as long as you only bring 1
>>2401569She was only able to run so well because she knew her friend Oguri was supporting her
>>2401559One uma, can be any. Just one per race
>>2401559Any uma you want to be queen. So long as its one.
WHY ARE YOU ALL BETTER THAN MEI AM FUCKING TIREDI FUCKING HATE YOU ALL
KILL OGURI CAP
>>2401578I came 3rd...
>>2401578this but unironicallyfuck all of you
>>2401560it's alright anon, we can take it easy together
Where's that dober sticker saying "nakadashi" because I need it now
>he didn't take the doberpill
>>2401579>>2401540
>>2401543No, she jobbed the finals despite having better stats and more skills.
Should I put Oguri into the stakes and win or enter my wife?
>>2401540Went oshi+xog+dom and lost by a head. Should've used double dom...
>>2401589Either option will be funny
I lost to an S rank shitter by a nose because pace down mode killed me. Whatever!
Hm, well I guess facing a Xoguri in B finals would be an autoloss for an oshirunner. I'll take the 900 carats either way!
I fucking hate /v/ so god damn much, I still haven't gotten over it
>>2401489>it's anon's fault for wanting to talk about uma on /v/this is what stockholm syndrome looks like
>>2401589Xog winning would be funny and so much butthurt.
I got second....
I didn't make a single ace this time and used my TT team, so I'm happy with a group B win
>lost by a nose >his double doms and debuffs went off>my single dom didn't because I gave her a chance to winSaw it coming, still annoying
NOW THAT THE DUST HAS SETTLEDWHAT DO WE THINK ABOUT HER
>>2401597we do all expect it to happen, at least on some level
>>2401583holy
I'm honestly not surprised since I was struggling against strong fronts this whole CM, but I at least beat both XOguris in the lobby.
>>2401604I wish every single person who ran her with Double Dom gets bone cancer
>>2401598Danchou.....
>>2401604I think she carried my 3rd rate ass to a 4th plat.
>mfw I have the Extra Stakes ready but I don't want to piss off the anons waiting for the /v/ stakes and can't read.
>>2401589Enter platinum winner or soulless and ungrateful. You did win, right?
>>2401543I'm sorry I let you down. I should of ran a fucking dominator with you instead of bo*rbon, we would of won plat.
Better luck in two weeks broes!
>>2401559It was supposed to be a celebration of (your) ace originally
LOCK IN
>>2401614BRUHHH
>>2401612No idea, I watch the finals with my friends after work.
>>2401614They should have given a whole month, fuck this shit
>>2401615Yes but now its about agenda, doesn't have to be a plat winner
>>2401614>May 14I kind of want to tryhard a bit to get the double plat on my sign but only having two weeks is really fucking gay.
>>2401614It's times like these that I wish I had a twitter account so I could rage about this game's balance in the comments.
>>2401604Not that bad , facing a pair of well built fronts was just horrible, especially if it was Bourbon or Seiun
IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH (AGAIN)THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FORTHE ONLY REASON TO BUILD CM ACES/v/ICTORYYYYYYYYYYYTYYYY STAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEESNEWFAGS IT'S ONE UMA PER ANON, ANYONE CAN ENTER>ROUND 11719889217198892171988921719889217198892SPECTATORS YOU HAVE 2 MINUTES TO JOIN, GET IN HERE NOW!!!
>>2401614ACCELERATE
>>2401613>would ofglad you lost
>>2401614Too soon nigga
>>2401614CM13 is so easy to build for I'm not mad
>>2401614Good I want out of MANT asap.
>>2401625FUCK IVE GOTTEN SLOW
>>2401625>FilledAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GOOOD LUCK
>>2401620Just do what I do and enter every other CM. Much easier to deal with that way.
>>2401625>missed it>lost B finalsI truly despise all of you
>>2401625So many clankers
>>2401625That filled fast holy shit, good luck runners.
>>2401625>almost nobody bought Oguri
>>2401629>CM13 is so easy to build forI've been struggling to make 1 single Ace..
>>2401625>barely 30 seconds and I got the last slotyup yuplooks like the stakes are still kicking
>>2401625>connection errorAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2401625>Even missed the stakes for the first timeTHIS NIGHT IS FUCKING AWFUL, I WISH I WERE DEAD I AM A SUBHUMAN
>>2401625I lost, shan't be joinin
>>2401625>only one XOgurin...
>>2401625TOO MANY CLANKERSITS FUCKING OVER
>>2401625Holy fucking clankers
1110011110011100011100011
NIGEKIRINIGEKIRINIGEKIRENIGEKIREDOTTO I WANT YOU
>>2401627I win that shit 100% with a dominator. Also suck my cock.
>>2401625>Robot invasion SAVE ME RICE VILLAIN
>>2401625>9 frontsM-my latechad.............
>>2401625>no oguris in sightHONEST STAKES
>>2401640>Bring oguri>Get mocked into oblivion if she loses>Cet called for execution if she wins>Zero backup help so nothing to help catch up to far ahead frontsLosing situation all around.
>>2401625>Full of /VG/NIGGERSI KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPENFUCK OFF FROM HEREYOU ARE NOT WELCOMETHOSE SLOTS SHOULD HAVE GONE TO /V/ ANONSGET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR THREADS YOU FILTHY FUCKING MONKEYS
PREEMPTIVE BOURBON CELEBRATION
Oguri won.
more stakes rooms NOW
NOT /v/ STAKES3695 3306NOT /v/ STAKESBring 1Welcome to the extra stakes! Created because I am waging and only have a phone! (you) are joining because you are also slow! Come be slow together and join the stakes that aren't the /v/ stakes!
>he still hasn't trained Speed
>>2401658Calm down retard
>>2401657I would have brought her if she won. Mogged by clanker I'm afraid.
>>2401658>least blatant falseflag
>>2401656Jesus Christ niggers might as well be the Mihono Stakes.
lmao
>NONONONONO NOT LIKE THIS
WHY IS XOGURI MOVING UP
>>2401658>oh no it's two people that we loveUH OH THIRD RATE MELTY
>The one XOguri is a /vg/niggerFUCK OFFSEE WHAT HAPPENS?
CLANKERSISTERS.....
>Natie actually won my finalsAll according to keikaku, sorry Oguri
>>2401656>Bourbon>honestShe’s stronger than the xogger
>>2401656Most souless stakes to date
STOP THE COOOOUUUUUUUTTTTT
>>2401675holy based
>>2401659You jinxed it you fucking retard.
>They actually thought they could beat OguriHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2401658If it makes you feel better I only join the stakes when I lose and join the /uma/ victory lobbies when I win
The Fatty thought it's the steaks...
>instant seething over the bourbotnet, /vg/, and xoguriwe're so fucking back
>>2401675nice!
STOP THE COUNT
wow, how unexpected
OGURI GAME
Can we seriously ban the /vg/ faggots? The one who brought XOguri fucking ruined everything
>right-handed>spring runner>firm course menace
>1 xog>xog winsLMAOOOOOOOOOOO
>>240166214/18 Not /v/ stakes
>>2401675Based
>>2401687no one cares what you do subh/uma/n
SO/V/LLESS STAKES
OH NO NO NO NO NO CLANKERNIGGERS
Latefag room17006166Join in if you didn't join the other one
>>2401694How are you going to ban them? You can't kick people from lobbies? The host has no power outside of hitting the start button
>another choco bourbon lossIs the the taishin of front runners?
>>2401694Sure, just construct a system in which the room code is delivered simultaneously to exclusively /v/ users.
WHO IS THE FACE????? WHO IS THE FACE???
>>2401687Kill yourself and never come back, you are not welcome
FUCK XOGGERS
>>2401625ALL THOSE BOBOS COULDN'T STOP THE ONE OGURI CAP, SHE TAKES THE FIRST WIN! CAN ANYONE STOP THE BEAST OF KASAMATSU?!FIND OUT IN ROUND 2!5188187951881879518818795188187951881879
>>2401706jiggies could be used for this
>>2401694? He was from one of our clubs. Please stop seething like a retard please, you'll ruin the mood
Any triple crown winners in the chat?
OH NO NO NO NO NO THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF MIHOYOFAGS
>neighas so oguribroken that they're calling my OG clubmate a /vg/ger
>>2401662Full. Starting in 1 minute from this post.
>>2401710>more soul>but more XOGs
>>2401710>conection error FUCK OFF
i made itholy fuck joining the lobby might be harder than winning the race
>>2401710>round round uma has joined the lobbyShould I be scared?
>>2401713Not me, but I'm a triple bronzer!
>>2401708THAT MAN IS A HERO
>mindbroken by /vg/>mindbroken by xoguriMy fucking sides
WHERE IS THE DOMINATOR SQUADRON
IM FUCKING DYING THIRD RATE MELTY
like what the actual fuck is wrong with you to bring XOguri to something like this? You people literally have no souls
>me and my rival placed 17th and 18th with our very strong BourbonsNot like this...
>>240170210/18
>>2401703>>2401706Well for once stop making them feel welcome, they fucking ruined everything already>>2401712The mood is already ruined, this CM was cancer, we are stuck in a dead board while /v/ mods are still purging our rightful threads where we belong, this is the worst Stakes of all time
>>2401729This might surprise you, but I like Oguri
>>2401710>literally PERFECT OYL and ult proc>3rdt-they're too strong
>>2401713>would be a triple crown toreina if I hadnt gotten fucked at LibraSo...this is what Bourbon felt
DEPLOY THE QUINTUPLE DOMINATORS. THE FAT BITCH MUST BE STOPPED
>>2401732Please just go ahead and kill yourself.
>>2401726Ehhhh? its happening now? okay I will enter next room if I can or something
>>2401702What are you naming your stakes, cup, or handicap?
It's only fitting that the meta monster gets the throne at some point.
>>2401732You were wrong and yet you’re still having a tantrum and melty. Absolutely buckbroken
>>2401737Make me you fucking faggot, I belong here more than any of them
>>2401734I saw your uma take off like a rocket and thought she had a chance. I was really rooting for her.
DOMINATOR SAAAAAANPLEASE HELP
>>2401732>dead board>faster than 3/4 of the site
>>2401725MANT was a fucking mistake
I love Stakes.
SHES CATCHING UPSTOP HER NOW
SAVE US NISHINO!!
It's already overGood job stupid fucking xoggers you fucking ruin the CM then you ruin the stakes, kill yourselves
it's over, what a shit show
This thread is something else
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAVAVAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2401749This is fucking laughable, we are litterally parading a corpse, we should be on /v/
IT'S A DISASTAAAAAAAAHHH
Gee who could've seen that coming...
>>2401662>>2401717>Brightfag these days and agesBased, beyond based! Are you an OG Brightfag or a converted?
At least the latefag room is peak sovl
Just as quick and dominant as Maru's wins last CM.
TRULY TRULY AN ASHEN MIRACLE
>Oy neigh podium
Fucking Oy Neigh ruining the steaks YET AGAIN
>they doubted the new face of the franchise
MAKE IT BEST OF 3 THIS TIME THE PEOPLE NEED ITI NEED IT
Worst fucking Stakes night of all time, thank you for ruining the last thing we had
>lost finals>nigger jannies delete /v/ thread>stakes won by soulless xoggersWhat an awful fucking day, I should've stayed in bed.
Who won? I was too busy eating to watch or join
I couldn't get in the second room. How many Oguris?
Xoggers won
OGURI CAP IS THE GOAT>STAY MADOGURI CAP IS THE GOAT>STAY MADOGURI CAP IS THE GOAT>STAY MADOGURI CAP IS THE GOAT>STAY MADOGURI CAP IS THE GOAT>STAY MADOGURI CAP IS THE GOAT>STAY MADOGURI CAP IS THE GOAT>STAY MADOGURI CAP IS THE GOAT>STAY MADOGURI CAP IS THE GOAT>STAY MAD
All hail the Fatso of Nakayama!
>>2401762Retard that takes into account that the thread's been up for 10 hours.
>>2401774>BEST OF 3 THIS TIMEuh anon...
BEEmapyoi LOST
SO/V/LLESS STAKESSO/V/LLESS STAKESSO/V/LLESS STAKES
We're going to starve with Oguri as the queen
So MANT is gonna be the era of the Meta sovless queens huh?
>the statistically most likely outcome occurs>HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
>>240170217/18
Based Butt Picker, fuck that clanker nigger
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2401776I genuinely feel no joy anymore, I have lost everything, this isn't fun anymore
Sorry....I ate your plat and the crown...I was so hungry....
another order of /v/ictory steaks please!
>hate running fronts>Only good team comp next cm is 2+ fronts>Daiwa runs going horrifically and have the worse luck I've gotten in MANT >Can't even build my ayabe yet since C.B. isn't out
BVTT STATUS??
The....what steak?
you had 3 fucking aces just bring something else
>>2401774TWO WINS IS A BEST OF THREE NIGGA
this has been a long time coming, let her have it
NO NO NO NO NO! NO XOG! LET THE CLANKER BE QUEEN! NO XOG!
Can't wait for MANT to be fucking over withI rather take the mother of all RNGs in GL rather than this sovless shit
>>2401710A HEROINE RISES FROM THE SHADOWS, DODGING OGURIS LEFT AND RIGHT, ALMOST SNATCHING A WIN... BUT FAILING IN THE END...NOBODY CAN DEFEAT THE INSATIABLE BEAST AND SHE TAKES ROUND 2! A FITTING END FOR THE WORST CM OF ALL TIMEALL HAIL QUEEN OGURI!
>>2401803A BEST OF 5JUST ONE MORE ROOM
SECONDS PLEASE!!!!!
>>2401774do vodkeks really
>this amount of seetheIt's like I'm watching Gemini Stakes all over again.
>>2401808This shit is the FUNNIEST OUTCOME EVER
>oguri wins ONE stakes>MeltdownsYou all are a bunch of pussies.
>>2401799PICKED CLEAN
>>2401805Malfunction. There appears to be a glitch in the system. Chances of victory..0%
>>2401812A lot of this smells inauthentic to me.
>>2401808Everyone who joined with Oguri forma de Christmas should get kicked from their club right this instant
>no Xog in my finals>Dober won by 9 lengths after all her skills popped off>got my first win ever in BNow why couldn't she do that during my CM matches? I was literally one match away each time from qualifying...
Say her name
>>2401808Can we skip over to the derby cm already?
>>2401814>/vg/niggers are soulless metafags that ruin everythingJustified
>>2401808DOESNT COUNT because it's on /vm/
Look at how regal our Q/v/een is!
mediumkino
>>2401662Fuji Kiseki has won the Extra Stakes! Congratulations Fuji! Might end up running this more regularly with CMs and changing the name, but thanks all for coming! Some more pictures in a bit. >>2401766She's a top fav now but might not knock me from Nice and Condor.
ITT: we write a letter of appreciation to our newly crowned very beloved queen of /vmDEAR
>>2401814This is nothing compared to the Suzuka meltdown during the Aquarius stakes.
>>2401814Oguri is truly the rightful queen with how much she has absolutely mindbroken anons here
oguri is /v/ma's MONO>GORDOGORDO >GORDOGORDO
Anyone got any reason why Cygames didn't push Evolved with 1st anniversary? The unsolved meta was fun in Unity
>>2401828FAT
>>2401828FATTY
>>2401820UGURI CRAP, AGENT OF XOG
>>2401828XOGGER
>>2401828BUTT
>>2401803AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2401822The funny part is it wasn't even thenHOLY SHIT THIS SEETHE IS FANTASTIC
Only 2 rooms?
I cannot even fathom bringing metaslop you don't care about to the Stakes. It's one thing to go for the plat for the carats but this soullessness this place has shown this CM is nothing short of disgusting.
>>2401818I second this. And I'll swoop in and take his club slot.
>>2401820The Loathsome Bvttpicker
>>2401812This was easily the worst CM ever but at least we dont have to waste hours arguing about who won stakes since her win is this absolute
>>2401827The full roster of The Extra Stakes entries.
Did oy neigh's danchou get plat? This is very important
>>2401828>FUN
>>2401812I would be significantly less mad if the game hadn't shit on me in every single race I joined today.>>2401819OL Dober sexo.
>>2401822It wasn’t even a /vg/fag but keep being mindbroken it’s hilarious
>>2401832Because it is funnier this wayI mean just look at the fucking thread
>>2401818might as well just ban oy neigh from joining
SAY NO TO THE XOGS!
HUNGER AND EAT ARE SUPREME
>>24018402-0, stakes over, you can always host a room yourself and ask for no XOguri if you want
>https://youtu.be/HUmCZvqswPE?si=HDr7nN-FjAVtY1xy&t=673History has already recorded Oguri as the victor. She won.
>>2401840what, you want to see oguri win again?
>>2401702Kitasan beat Oguri by a head! I'm not sure if the people want another room though?
>>2401841I brought my platinum winner because I'm not an ungrateful homo.
>Fuji won the extra stakesKINO, we should stage a coup de'tat and install her as the new queen
>>2401840Oguri ate the other three
>>2401841Nah this shit is to win it and xogger had 0. She had to win one eventually. If it's "sovl" every time then "sovl" becomes the expected, and thus, "unsovl"
>>2401808>oy neigh>oy neigh>oy neigh>oy neigh
>/uma/fags had to come and ruin the last good thing we hadCongratulations, enjoy it, enjoy it before you completely ruin it fuck you all and fuck you to limp-wristed /v/mafags who allowed this
ALL ANONS PLEASE REPORT TO YOUR MANDATORY BLOWJOB, THE QUEEN DEMANDS FOOD.
More like Oguri Sex
>>2401846>Digitan right next to herselfCute
MedFRAUDLongSLOPMileKINOSprintCASINO
Not looking good
>>2401859the big fat was crowned already
>>2401854Has no one come up with an anagram that actually sounds nice for this version?
>>2401846Not enough Ogurins.
>>2401847yes
>>2401827Only thing I will win tonight, God I'm such a loser
>>2401865>whining about /uma/ when they didn't even bring oguriHOLY MELTY, FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
>>2401865???????? They were all our guysAre you just shitposting now?
>>2401828FATFUCK
>>2401808Oy neigh belong to /vg/
>>2401702>Kitasan holds off XOguriIt's not all hopeless.
>>2401864It appears our superiority has led to some controversy.
>>2401846And the final stretch. Only posting top 4 next then stopping with the pics.
>>2401878>now
>this will lead us for 2 weeks
>>2401827Call it the Losers Stakes for B Finalists.
Yet again another thing that /uma/ ruined for us.This is why we don't let them join our rooms
Hey that's the club I'm in!
>>2401865Again you’re still having a meltdown down over something that’s not even true, take your fucking meds already
>>2401865>/uma/fags>Oy neigh faggot trying to gaslight.
>>2401828BLOWJOB
>>2401859Kitasan Black... You must save Umamusume Pretty Derby...
>>2401861Can we do this?
>>2401847>>2401511
>ult didn’t activate>lost to Natie because of itAt least it wasn’t Oguri, but I maybe have to come to terms with the realization that I’ll never get to experience the Teio Ult CM victory in my entire life. Especially when the power gap between her and later umas will only grow larger and larger and time is running out.
>>2401888Why are you posting a cow???
Stakely reminder who is responsible for all of this! If you are not satisfied there is only one entity to blame...
>>2401662>late start>that's okay, she's doing her best>overtakes the only other front in the room>forgets to proc anglingMaru, you took it too easy...
>>2401885>late start>gigabrocked by doto's meishosWe'll get em next time
Did /v/ma's danchou get plat? This is very important
I DEMAND REVOLUTIONOFF WITH HER HEADILLEGITIMATE LEAVE HER TO ME
Two back to back wins is boring as fuck man
>>2401890it wasn't /uma/, it was full Oy Neigh fags
>Fun RoomLATES ONLY Aries roomBring one (1) LATE SURGER to see how she does in this room!61276267612762676127626761276267If any of you enter Late Xoguri I swear to god
>>2401863>>2401860Fuck off. I have absolutely zero respect for anybody that wins the Stakes with an Uma that you don't even think highly enough of to make into your Uma profile representative. There's nothing to be gained by doing it. There's nothing to be gained by winning it. And I know this because I won a Stakes with my favorite and the elation I felt completely wiped away the despair of losing the CM.
>>2401893You mean 4. Next one is a medium too.
Poor Oguribros...
Butt status?
>der/v/'s danchou ran nishino flower for the stakesso the rumours are true?
I wonder that would the dacchis think about this meltdown despite everyone was warned far in advanced
>>2401914BILLIONS MUST PICK
>>2401913Can't win without having a few haters
I went in with a 55% winrate. My opponents had 41% and 25%. I lost.Enemy Maruzensky activated only 1 white skill and her unique during midrace and held the lead and cucked me out of A&S. My Scarlet with capped wit and many more midrace skills hung out in the back. Just another reminder not to take CM seriously.
>>2401911>losing the CMI thought the stakes was just for CM winners? :^)
>>2401911I can't use my profile representative during mant because of the aptitude issue.
>>2401914ITS NEVER BEEN PICKED MORE CLEAN
/uma/ even stole Falcos rightful win in Sprint. We can't keep letting them get away with this... We need to give Falco the Plat and take it away from that filthy skank Curren. That's the only way /vg/ will leave.
>>2401885and the Extra Stakes placements.
>Late MaruzenskyRor
>Wall of text full of seething and schizophrenia>Skip>+30 CaratsYuuup. living the ez life.
>>2401909>Too late to the late stakesAIEEEE
>>2401872Guxior?
>>2401921how bad could it be
Guys I can't keep going like this>Lost again>Lost 11 out of 12>Always paired against faggots with 60% winrate on 1 Ace>Silver again>Worst stakes of all time>Couldn't even join a single room tonight>Next CM is in 2 fucking weeks instead of giving a whole month like they shouldI love playing with you guys but I can't, I can't go on like this, this is too much. I'm gonna probably cry myself to sleep again
>>2401923THE FALCON INTELLIGENCE AGENCY HOEHS IN THE DARK
>XOguri won>someone from /uma/This shit is so unfair
Billions must eat!
>>2401911>I have absolutely zero respect for anybody that wins the Stakes with an Uma that you don't even think highly enough of to make into your Uma profile representative>Uma profile representativeAnon, you are trying to kill me.
>>2401923Round round Uma enthusiasts (me) would not say this!This must be the works of the enemy (the thot)
>>2401909>all of these dominator Grass WondersSome of you are not being honest about who you really ran in finals
What is with the constant /uma/ butthurt for the room? Is it really Oy Neigh trying to shift the narrative from them?
>>2401931Playing this scenario with a meta trainee is already nearly unbearable.
>>2401919Actually watching it back, Kita just failed the witcheck on A&S. Cool, lost to a 10% dice roll.
>he's still goingnice way to shit up the thread but you can't ruin the stakes' matchday by blaming everything on a boogeyman, you gotta try harder than that
>4/11Surely I'll get the next one>4/12Haven't won since Aquarius
>>2401919Front wars are a joke. Your stats don't matter and your skills don't matter. That's what I've learned this CM.At least in my finals the Sky that won the war also won the race instead of a xogger.
>>2401944It's either one severely mindbroken retard or someone trying to instigate a fight on purpose.
>>2401948i bet the jiggers did this!
FEED ME MORE
>>2401944>Is it really Oy Neigh trying to shift the narrative from them?We wear our stakes victories with pride, I'll have you know.
Ahhh, that was a fun timeCONGRATULATIONS FAT FUCK NOW WHAT DO I DRAW OF HER
>>2401909OISSUISSU
>>2401950oh hey, im exactly in the same boat
>>2401959bellybuttonjob
It was /uma/'s fault. they brought 6 million xoguris to the stakes room. They must be banned NOW. also donate another million to Oy Neigh
>>2401959DRAW HER GETTING CRUCIFIED
>>2401959Weight gain/belly stuffing
>>2401935>someone from /uma/It was someone from Oy Neigh. It's clear that you faggots are the ones shitting up the threads with /vg/ and /uma/ crap.
RESTART THE STAKES
>>2401955No we didn't. We've only got operation flatline hookers on the agenda this week.
that's it, i'm quitting next month
>Natie gets Lucky Late>winsIt's that fuckin easy
BAKING NEW BREAD
>>2401959XOguri eating the big ass valentine's chocolate that VBourbon bakes in her unique animation.
>>2401973that's why an all late room was retarded the lucky pace always wins
>>2401971jokes on you im doing all my borrows and joining all the jiggies
>>2401909>Dober got rushedWWWELLLL WELL WELLAt least this didn't happen in finals and she brought it home when it mattered, thank god. I forgive you sweetie
>>2401959Ogurin eating the crown.
>>2401975Before or after washing her hands?
Can we at least request fat fuck feederism art this time?
>Falcon JobsClowned forever>Bourbon JobsSilence??????
>>2401944>Is it really Oy NeighYes, the Xoguri that won is from Oy Neigh, I don't want to doxx but they are being fucking annoying shitting up the thread with false flags
>>2401924Based Fujiwaifugod saving the extra stakes from being soulless!
Oguri ate the fucking stakes, can't have shit in /vm/.
THE LOATHSOME BUTT PICKER
>>2401973Lucky Late, first time Ive seen that. No amount of dominators good stop her, G fuckin Gs
In my eyes... she's the true winner...
>>2401984Bourbon is just one strong front runner out of many
UMAMUSUME IS TRULY COMPETITION KINO. I FEEL IT. ALL THOSE LOSSES JUST MADE VICTORY SO MUCH SWEETER AHHHHHH
>>2401930Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue but it's not like I have better suggestions.>>2401944Probably just one retard. I just ignore those posts.
>>2401909Congratulations to Nice Nature for winning the lates only room!>Image limit>Catbox paused uploadsSorry I can't get you more pictures of the race but here's one of Natie running from all her fans.
>>2401959Oguri doing the "I drink your milkshake" scene with bourbon.
If only /vg/ didn't join the stakes with their oguri crap
>>2401944/uma/ is a shithole therefore people coming from there are fags. Simple as.
>>2401981...probably afteryou know why it has to be that way
>>2401959"Wait, that's not a steak"
Is there gonna be more >fun races? or can I go to seethe about my gold now?
>>2401972see you in two minutes
>>2401986It doesn't matter, I am still the biggest loser in here and couldn't even join the Stakes
>>2401995>Late Smaruheh
>oguri in anime>incredibly kino>oguri in game>HUUUUUUGE FAGGOTget it together cygays
Oguri you fat uma why are you so fat
>>2401974All new bread is to be eaten by our new Q/v/een. Everyone else will stay in this stale bread her Majesty has graciously given to us
>>2401997Fuck off Oy Neigh
>>2402008I eat, torena, it's what I do.
At least make a new thread, god this night sucks
/v/ma... won...?
>>2401984All fronts blend into eachother nowadays so theres no real target for fraud allegations, its the same if it was bourbon, Seiun or Kitasan, all of them do the same and play the same
>>2401997Then some other guy's Oguri would have won
>>2402014oy neigh won (again)
>>2402017>>2402017>>2402017MOVE
>>2401944it's the retard who tried the exact same concern trolling act in the last stakes aswell. some niggas need to start wit training asap and stop giving him attention
>>2402013Make sure it has a bwoguri OP for absolutely MASSIVE seethe
>>2402014>Banished from our board>Clubs slowly dying and unable to recruit>Threads still get instadeleted>2 of the worst Stakes nights back to back>CM is still cancer with only 2 weeks of prepNo, we didn't win, we lost hard
>>2401983We already got Bono for that
>>2401932>Next CM is in 2 fucking weeks instead of giving a whole month like they shouldIt's 16 days until the next CM starts. That's actually the normal amount, and we've had shorter. CM4 to CM5 was 12 days.
>>2402014/vm/a won
>>2402021The double-reverse false flagging is novel, but there's really no logical throughline. I'm disappointed.
Ogurin ate the precious thing.
>>2402004For what it matters, you won in my heart
>>2401959There's a meme pic where a big fat guy is drinking all the water out of a pipe and several others are starving. I want that but with Xog and the placements. Wait I found it. https://imgur.com/a/wuYXALZCan't believe I'm using shitty imgur.
>>2402038W-wuv you....
>>2402021>oy neigh brings xoguris>oy neigh starts spamming the thread with IT WAS /UMA/, IT WAS /VG/yeah, fuck them.
>>24020422nding this
someone bake
>>2402004You won a room on Stakes day. Even if it wasn't official Stakes it's still a big achievement with everyone being here
>>2402050Really makes you think
>>2402054>>2402019
>>2402038Thank you, but sadly it won't get my head out of this mindset>>2402056Yeah you are right, but I wish I could win plats instead
>>2402063Thanks!
>>2401746> she had a 13% WR in the CM btw, just goes to show how lacking speed greens is basically a bricked uma
>>2402012It's time to kick Tamamo Cross off the racetrack
