FINALS ARE UP!!! CONGRATS TO THE WEIGHT OF THE FRANCHISE FOR EATING THE STEAK!Next /v/ Triple Crown schedule for May>/v/inning DerbyRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Firm, Sunny, Great Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Choose at least one Winning Ticket card, her inheritance skill (you must buy it), or Winning Ticket herself>/v/manese JokesRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Soft, Rain, Random Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Post your umas and cards and let someone else pick your deck!Haru Urara Gentleman's Agreement: If you want to suggest someone else train URara, you must make a second suggestion, the trainer may choose between the two.>Welcome to the NHK MileRace Conditions:1600m, Spring, Left, Firm, Cloudy, Great MoodFail your career before the first turn of Classic Year. 1 race win maximum allowed!OG pic for reference (please replace it with catbox later because it doesn't fucking work.)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1777147738475.pngThis userscript adds functionality to upload to Catbox directly from 4chan, for text-only posts, this also attaches the first Catbox link found, if any, to the post as a normal image.https://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbTaurus Cup (CM13) infoTokyo, Turf, 2400m, Medium, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, Firm2 weeks until the taurus rerun! Get ready to train your uma musume
FRAUD FUCK
>>2402017MYFVARKINGQVEEEN
Your Q/v/een
kill all xoggers
The dark age of famine is here....
>>2402017KILL YOURSELF
How'd your CM go anon?
>>2402017Can drawfags draw fats of she?
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT OGURI CAP IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING PLAT
>>2402040It went very well. How did yours go?
>>2402033I can't stay mad at this.
>>2402040Carried by Oguri Cap thanks for asking.
IF YOU WON WITH OGURIYOU DIDN'T BEAT THE GAME
>>2401959Here's the reference pic for Xog.
YOU COULD'VE PREVENTED THIS
>>2402040I don't know what to do anymore.
>>2402040I lost to a low tier king due to pace down mechanics. It was humbling, we’re over it
>>2402052What if I lost with Oguri Cap
>>2402040>>2402047>Spamming the same image slightly changed so you can spam it more and try to be funnyYou /uma/niggers are so obnoxious this is why nobody likes you
>>2402057IM SORRY DOBER I DIDN'T JOIN IN TIME
>>2402057>late surger>full lobby>not brockedPick 2
>>2402057MAYBE IF YOU ACTUALLY ACTIVATED YOUR ULT ENOUGH FOR ME TO GET MY 3 WINS INTO A FINALS I WOULDN'T BE HERE SEETHING ABOUT GETTING SENT TO B FINALS
Reminder
Does new queen approve of my modest proposal?
>>2402064Don't look up this image on the archives
Here's a good drawfag idea. Bourbon and Falcon on the left and q/v/een xoguri on the right
I've never been more disgusted with this place.
>>2402057DOBER SAMA I TAKE IT BACK I SHOULD'VE PUT YOU IN AND NOT BOURBON
>next CM starts the 14thOH BOY ONLY 2 WEEKS OF DOING NOTHING BUT NONSTOP FRONT RUNS I HATE THIS STUPID RUNNING STYLE
>>2402064Mindbroken
>>2402062If you lost to XOguri with double debuffers while you were running XOguri + oshi and real aces, you're fine
>>2401995Thank you for hosting!
>>2402071No, SHE will gain 20 pounds
>>2402078>>2402072>responding to bait
I BLAME /vg/ FOR THIS
>>2402041I can draw a bit of tummy and a bit of chub, but I refuse to draw obese or bigger. I really do not like it. Also I don't plan on drawing Ogurin in the near future. Not mad or anything, I just have a huge backlog of ideas and some wips that I've been too much of a lazy fat fuck to finish.
NOW THISTHIS IS THE GREATEST QUEEN OF ALL TIME
>>2402077>not building a front that can be used for 2 CMs ahead of time
i love mcqueen
remember when people were saying dober was strong in this race?
>>2402080What if I was the one running double dom and the oguri that won had no doms.Hypothetically speaking
the face of pure evil
>>2402077Unless you're a metanigger in Oy Neigh, no one is forcing you to bring front runners
FOR MY FIRST DECLARATION!!!!uhhh.....im hungry
>>2402090Dictus...
>>2402096The wisdom of the ages....
>>2401889Nah, just want it for the sole purpose of me being slow and the same for others. This all depends on when and what I'm doing at work too. With that in mind, I might switch to calling it the Bright Handicap.
IM PUTTING AN END TO THIS NOW
Alright. How do we raise Oguri's PR now that she's queen? She definitely needs the boost.
>>2402095>Unless you're a metanigger in Oy Neighoh well, triple fronts it is
>>2402040Flower was dead last but a win is a win...
>>2402095my danchou is standing next to me with a machete
>>2401919Reposting my loss. Failed the >90% wit check on A&S. Radiant Star went off 1 second too early. gg try again next month.Reminder not to take CM seriously.
>>2402095No danchou please... I don't want to make fronts again...
>>2402096I KNEEEEL TO THIS ENDLESS WIT AND WISDOM
>>2402104Reminder not to reply to the local schizophrenic
How could you possibly be mad at this goofball?
REMINDER MARCH IS IN THIS THREAD SEETHINGDO NOT ENGAGE
>stuck in b finals with 16//40 wins just because i genuinely couldn't get a single winstreak>completely dominate my finals lobbyI won gold, but I feel bad because it wasn't even a real competition.
So it's over.Another CM another gold.After a year, it's 5 plats, 5 golds, and 2 silvers, all in Group A finals. How's (you)r result?
>>2402093
>>2402096Can't do wrong.
>>2402095YOU VIL FARM ZE GROUNDWORK SPARKS
>>2402095The game is.>You don't HAVE to run fronts2+ fronts is the best team comp, and team comp matters a lot.>ButKachitai.
>>2402112I'm more mad at the soulless faggots that chose to bring her over Oguri herself
>>2402114It never is.Every CM is a mickey mouse cup
Guys.... why is my refrigerator empty..?
>>2402113FUCK WHO SNITCHED
>>2402114>2/5 2/5 2/5 2/5 2/5 2/5 2/5 2/5 Damn
I do NOT warm to alarm you all but the food supplies are FUCKING GONE
>>24021152 plats, the rest don't matter. I don't think I'm ever gonna win again. I have the worst luck in the universe.
WTF OGURI CAP FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
My F/v/ll power will be unlocked soon. Backliners will kneel
As a reward for becoming the new queen I believe Oguri Cap deserves a weight gain progression drawing
>>2402115I Oshi game only. 4 plats for me so far.
>>2402087>bit of tummy and a bit of chubPerfect by me tbf, to me the appeal is watching her eat more than what you described
Dead board, it's over... We might as well quit... /v/ma lost...
Torena, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing....
>>2402040Ive never won a CM. Do i have to forsake my F2P status to even come close to winning now?
>>24021156 Plats. Half and half basically. Could have done better maybe if I played the meta harder. Lost by a nose this time so stings a bit but Im over it
>>24021152 plats, 3 golds, 6 silvers.One of those silvers was a group A win in open league Taurus.That's two more plats than expected for a third-rate like me.
An oguri reign is ACTUALLY a good thing btw
>>240211510 plats, 1 silver, 1 gold.
>>2402142>if I played the meta harderLike what, run two Xogs instead of one?
>>2402113March cannot hold a candle to Mill "forgotten generation" Wakaba.
>>2402145The people are starving, Ogurin...
>>2402136>4 plats>Oshi game onlyOh yeah your oshis must be Taiki, Gold Ship, and Summer Maru
WTF SOMEONE STOLE MY LEFTOVERS
>>2402114That's how my Pisces went. I went 2/5 every attempt in round 2. I made it into A finals this time and got a deserved third place.
>>2402141The main ingredients are luck and dedication. You can definitely win without swiping.
Every time i think i managed something useful I get destroyed by players with similar builds but also skills that I can't afford because of not having the cards/not having them at mlb. It's never getting better isn't it
Handsome girls
>>240211510 wins 2 second places.
>>2402138everyone lost and doesn't want to come here today
>>2402017MY HEROIC FAT FUCK QUEEN PLEASE EAT ALL MY FOOD
Why the fuck am I getting a mile long error in litterbox?
/vm/a WON
Our food reserves… gone in a blink of an eye…
>>2402153Emphasis on luck. My first plat was with a 1100 speed gutsmaxed Taishin. Just get your ticket to A finals and pray you get a good result.
>>2402017NUKE KASAMATSU
>>2402147I dont have a xog, didnt run fronts neither. Most of my teams are focused on a particular theming. If I dropped my theme autism Id have better chances but it dont matter. You can metafag and still lose so might as well try and win with a weirdo team
>>2402151Terrible stuff. How could Oguri do that?
>>2402141Mmmm I'd say plan your rolls around a meta card and go for it, then you'll be able to build a competitive deck with a meta card or two + the borrow. That's all really. I rolled on FineMotion and NTR and disregarded the megabanner to be able to compete. The carat pack does help. It's a 50% bonus of daily carats over your F2P income, plus some paid carats that you can spend on daily rolls. I whaled for Nice Nature but honestly with 2 meta cards + welfare or SRs should be enough. I saw people with worse decks than mine with monster umas.
>>2402169Posting that pic is defamation. Her name is on the bottle. It was always on the bottle.
>>2402150I really just oshi game, I lost this CM because triple late start and Natie got rushed. Lost by a neck to a bourbon.
>>2402162IDEAL IDOL>IDEAL IDOLIDEAL IDOL>IDEAL IDOLIDEAL IDOL>IDEAL IDOLIDEAL IDOL>IDEAL IDOLIDEAL IDOLIDEAL IDOL>IDEAL IDOLIDEAL IDOL>IDEAL IDOL
So who are you running next CM?
All trainers, please bend over and prepare for a mandatory butt inspection from the queen.
>>2402162I KNWEEL MY CKNVEWEEN I KNEEEEEEEEEL
>>2402161>Mile errorUh oh.....his parents didnt spark....
>>2402141Not really, other than Kita and Creek for Longs basically every card we use right now will be dead in a year
>>2402172Yeah there's nothing worse than starting the finals and seeing Late Start on your 1160 wit ace...
>>24021154 plats despite making A finals every single time. My last plat was Sagittarius. I don't feel so good.
>You will never be dragged into the mandatory milking mines to feed oguriWHY LIVE
>>24021150 plats, 5 golds, 8 silvers, 9 bronze
>>2402175NOOOOOOOOOO
>>24021156 plats 4 silvers 2 bronze3 Teio Plats (Leo, Virgo, Scorpio)1 Rudolf Plat (Pisces)1 Rice Plat (Aquarius)1 Spe Plat (Gemini)
IS SHE THE NEW KWABOTY?
>>2402161I tried uploading my loss and got "Request timedout after 1200000 seconds." Didn't realize CM12 was already 14 days ago.
>>2402186Falcon working overtime
>>2402115Nigger look at this fucking shit, nobody here gets to complain while having 4+ plats, I wish I were you, I am fucking worthless
>>2402186Her time is next CM, trust the plan.
>>2402179Yeah, late start hurts lates a lot more because they get stucked and blocked all the way up, can't trigger Dobers ult, and Ryan's ult also gets fucked in timing.
>>2402186Kek what a bot!
>>2402184>3 Teio PlatsUnfathomably based.Do you have any tips on how to build Teio for the Taurus rerun?
>>24021158 plats 3 gold 1 silver
the ningen know shut it down
THAT'S IT I'M RELEASING THE EPSATONO FILESXOG CAN'T GET AWAY WI
OKAY SO WHICH CLUB HOLDS THE MOST PLATS NOW
>>2402115Currently on 8 plats, I won Aries with a pace promotion diceroll on an Oguri mirror so it's not as honorable but I'll take it
>>2402186There were almost no Bobos in the 2nd lobby so it was over before it began
>>2402198>8 platsKill yourself
>>2402197That's impossible to know, but the answer is MY club
>>2402197you already know the answer in your heart
>>2402201I couldn't join in time....
>>2402197Oy neigh is just a metafag no fun allowed club, so probably them.
>>2402207It appears her superiority has generated some controversy
>>2402186Next CM will decide it, but it's not looking good after 7 Bourbuns got blown out by a lone XOguri.
now THIS is how you build a champion
>>2402127Fujin, you should have worked hardernow we are homeress...
>>2402193>Do you have any tips on how to build Teio for the Taurus rerun?Absolutely none! I haven't even started making aces yet for Taurus cup, and haven't looked up rooms yet to know the meta. I'll probably make Teio aces (both OG and Anime), try in rooms, rinse and repeat till I get the one that can win
>>2402107im sorry daiwabro, mine late started in capricorn and lost to an 800 wit akebono, would have been nice to win my first plat for her
>>2402212Was this screenshot taken from 9 months ago?
>>2402115Horrible, only started getting into A finals after the Kitasan rerun and got third in scorpio, first in sagitarius and capricorn, second in aquarius, first in pisces and now second in ariesIn B i won Taurus, third in gemini, won cancer, second in leo and virgo, and won libra
>>2402216no but the uma was built then lol
>>2402212Wodka? VON!
>>2402181...Milking what?
>>2402215Damn, someone else ran a Daiwa Sprintlet?
>YOU WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER BE A XOG USER
>>2402212Daicowbroes...
>>2402181>went from a b/v/ttpicker to a c/v/m devourerNot looking good for my $CAP!
Now that the dust has settled Make sure to thank her and wish her luck!
>thread is already dead
>>2402236I wish her a trip to Jenny Craig.
>>2402236This beautiful face won me my 7th plat. Im supposed to be angry at her?
Alright enough messing around.Time to pick your butt
>culture war bait thread with an uma twotter screencap stayed up for hours>CM thread shot instantly
>>2402238Many asses were fatally blasted by our queen last thread
>>2402238/vg/ killed it for joining our stakes they took too much slots and didn't give /v/ma chance to join
>>2402238>over 6 PPM 1 hour after the stakes is le badCan we kill all concernposters?
>>2402248Gachafaggot umautist bwos our response?
>>2402248Nice try Oy Neigh!
>>2402214Unfortunate. I've had success with a late Teio in Sagi so I was thinking of doing that again because paces just seem like the worst style for Taurus. I guess I'll just try some things and look out for other Teiobros.
>>2402256I'm gonna run her too, but I'm bad at the game so I don't think I'll be any help.
>>24020402nd vs 4 dominators because I decided to bring a front thinking it would be a front heavy lobby
>>2402017that was a pretty fun stakes, I wish Grass won that final race to have at least one more but it is what it isas always, any feedback and ideas about anything stakes-related is greatly appreciated. I know Maruzen looks pretty bad but I had zero time to draw her, whole banner was made in 3 hours, next one will be much better, and I hope the stakes themselves are too...Thanks for joining, /v/ma
>>2402255Oy neigh loves being the heel. They revel in it.
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKEwuv you
>>2402238Many torenas lost today. Some just lost the finals and the stakes. More still lost their souls by turning to the beast
>>2402238They forgot to wash their hands
>>2402265>that was a pretty fun stakesIt was easily the worst stakes to date
>>2402265Wuv you host kun!.....now about nishino flower....
>>2402234Huh? We're over here in the ichiban league. We don't enter easy races just to win.
/vg/ infiltrated oy neigh and joined with a bunch of Christmas Oguris. There is no end to /vg/s depravity
>>2402017Enough with the reddit horse OPs. No oguri, goldship, tachycafe, haru, rice etc. Get some taste faggot
XOGuri will be known as the Q/v/een that killed /v/ma
Proof that you aren't just a metaslave and post cute Ogurins that you saved.
>>2402265I wouldn't call it a fun stakes but the SMaru on the banner was exquisite.
>>2402273Wtf a /vg/ just flew over my house
>>2402256I heard late is pretty strong next CM but I'll probably run her as Pace again. I'm biased with pace since all my Teio plats were pace although it could also be because the meta back then were still pace friendly.
>>2402265address the Nishino Flower allegations
>>2402265Like usual, I had a lot of funWuv you, next one anyone can win. It will be a fun time
>>2402275But she gave birth to /vm/a
>>2402277Is going to eat the smaller one?
>>2402265As always thanks for the host and all your hard work. I hope we'll see some cool Maya builds for the Taurus rerun to honor the first q/v/een.
>>2402265THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM
>>2402265>I wish Grass won that final race to have at least one moreI got this if it's any worth to you
>>2402266Nobody actually dislikes Oy Neigh. They are formidable rivals. Anyone who says otherwise is an attention seeking fag trying to stir up artificial drama
>does well on every round>jobs in the finals>repeat x5 timesShe hasn't won me a single plat, Suzuka, Brian. Grass and fucking NY Urara won me finals over Oguri
>>2402265Good races vro, let's hope the inaugural champion of the next cycle is someone worthy
>>2402290You're supposed to feed her bro....
>>2402284She is protecting the future Taurus stakes winner.
Now that a new cycle begins What will YOU eat to celebrate
>>2402289>Nobody actually dislikes Oy Neigh.LOL>They are formidable rivalsThey are metafags, might as well just join vfcord if I wanted to race against souless meta teams
>>2402295Can we finally have the legion of feeder architects come out of the shadows?
>>2402280Pace can probably get some wins but you'll likely need NSM. I'd only try that with anime Teio because she has lower stam requirements, on OG losing stats to the yeppers card is going to hurt.
>>2402265wuv you!
>>2402301Buono buono!
THREAD THEMEhttps://youtu.be/YExL2ilCMLs
>>2402277not cute but
do we implement a no /vg/ /uma/ rule next stakes? no hate but everytime they join and whether they win or not we get melties
>>2402225yeppers (for some reason both of them are labeled CM9 and i cant remember which i used, likely the NSM one), she wasn't great since i had to run some unholy makeshift sprint parent which resulted in not getting power sparks and was overshadowed by my much better pasa, but she did win a few matches when pasa got blocked. they both late started and daiwa came second in the final aside from how ass making parents for it was i honestly really enjoyed capricorn even though i was pretty depressed when i lost
>>2402307I think that's a pretty cute butt
>>2402304Taiki not welcome, mutual is for fags
>>2402308They didn't join this time though, no need for that rule.
Least obvious bait award
>>2402290Same thing happened to me>ran her in 3 CMs>does well everytime>picks her butt in the finals
>>2402299masturbate
>>2402213She's so fucking cute... I don't get why she's so unpopular with the nips. I love what I'm seeing of her...
>>2402308It's unenforceable, it's annoying, and it excludes people with citizenship (like the two guys that joined). I'd rather the faggot who melties just bite his tounge
>>2402277
Okay so who won the 10 plat race? /v/ma or oy neigh?
>>2402318the nips have shit taste
Why does ogurin pick her buttWhat's the lore behind it
at least it's a new queen, you fags didn't complain when Taiki and Maru won TWICE while ALSO being the metafag picks
>>2402314no need to lie. they joined you're not making it any better with lying like this
>>2402318She's an independent wagie that interacts with other males in her character story and doesn't slobber over your dick (she's still for (You) though)
>>2402321tie
>>2402308Kneeling to schizos will only mean that they will start to obsess and be schizophrenic nuisances over something else after that. You can't fix mental illness. Would you kneel to our schizo on /v/ just because he yells a lot and is really mad about inconsequential bullshit?
>>24021151 plat8 gold3 silverI'm doing my best!
>People with 10 plats>I am still a fat loser with 1Please explain how the difference can be this big, I want to feel better about myself
>>2402324The oguribroken lash out in anger, for they are not ideal idols
>>2402324>you fags didn't complain when Taiki and Maru won TWICE/vm/abab bro....
the jigger faggots conspired in their psuedo-discord to have all of the /vg/gers come in with their XOguris and steal our stakes. Behead all /vg/gers, behead all jiggers, and FUCK YOU
>>2402321The stalemate continues!https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/737846426/#q737846813>>2401511
why is everyone so angry
>>2402324I seethed about Taiki though. It was really cathartic!
>>2402328This but unironically
>>2402323https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TszRk8RmtY
>>2402330ten percent lucktwenty percent skill
>>2402337It's the usual shit stirrer throwing the whole tackle box into the pond.
You ought to stop replying to the schizo. It’s pretty clear his gimmick is trying to stir drama between two boards, and if that doesnt work le club wars. If I had to guess he’s also falseflagging on /uma/ linking to his own posts>GUYS! /vm/a is making fun of us again guys!!Just pathetic behavior, not the first time we’ve seen this song and dance
Specchan will win the next stakes. Save this post.
>>2402337oy neigh is shitting up the thread again, just ignore them
>>2402337Its one guy. Im over the moon, I stole a plat and im having a good time
>>2402337I lost in B finals what the fuck do I have to be happy about?
>>2402337Im sky high neigha, I won
>>2402306the real themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBfKGMEaHv8
I heard Xoguri's so fat, she gets Inner Post and Outer Post buffs in the same race
>>2402352The kasamatsu dance is the cutest shit ever
>greatest fucking CL semifinals of all time>terrible /v/stakesI guess things do cancel each other out...
>>2402309Here's how my Capricorn finals went.Front runner Scarlet btwI think Capricorn was the most unfun CM by a mileStats didn't matter, nothing fucking mattered except are you Curren or not.
>>2402352Its a real folk dance?
>>2402353Son of a bitch.
>>2402342Such a huge difference can't be just luck
>>2402355>PSG winning>anything but terrible
>>2402360T. Eishin Flash
>>2402360the match was pure sex and it's just a one goal lead, they're away next week so literally anything can happen
>>2402352Soulgurin...
>>2402359You know how some dudes MLB cards in one spark and others don't get a single card other than the spark? It is what it is man, uma is an RNG mitigation game.
>>2402335Wait, there was a /v/ thread?>deleted almost instantlyOh...
I have been called metafag before. Many have said I make teams that are not correct to make. I don't believe in such talk as this. I am nice trainer with fun teams all of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross Oguri Cap with grilled carrots?My ass.
>>2402367It got instanuked friend
I can't believe my danchou is a rorikon... TL note: lolicon means pedophile
That was a real fun time.Now, anyone wanna run a >fun race to decompress?
>>2402368Stream that film, if you're so great.
>>2402373This post would get you permabanned on /v/
>>2402370I think Nishino should own a club only for enlightened anons
>>2402362>>2402355I missed it for the worst stakes of all time, I hate my life
>>2402353Danchou, I want you to sanction a hit on /vm/adacchis. They violated my trainee's honor.
SHE DID IT THANK YOU LUCKY GOATTHE CHESTNUT MONSTER THAT RAPED THE RUNAWAY SUZUKATHE HATTRICK HEROTHE GOLDEN CHILD OF THE MATIKANE CLAN
I'm more disappointed with how many COguris there are on the stakes. With how everyone was showing off their non-meta team and mocking meta teams you would have thought stakes would be mostly soul.
>>2402374Anything but culture war and pornbait gets you banned there.
>>2402380>mad about the 2 xoguris>not the 13 bourbons
>>2402382there were at least 4 in the 2nd race
>>2402379>S+>A+Why the fuck do I keep getting UG monsters in my finals. Does the game check how good your team is? is it score?
>>2402382Bourbon will never have bad rep here, she is the symbol of the first treaties of diplomacy that got us off from the first purges. Of course this time Bourbon didn't work and we got permabanned but eh
Is there a comprehensive list of future soulful vs metaslavery CMs so i know which ones i can tryhard?
>>2402379>A+ MamboWhat the fuck is this Mickey Mouse shit?
>>2402391>>2402386it's B finals
>>2402380I dunno, I put my favorite into the first room and there were 12 bourbons. She didn't even have a chance there. Might as well throw in Oguri and see what happens the second round you know.
>>2402395That makes sense, thanks.
>>2402380A room had 1/18 XOG and she fucking won. I mean what can you do
>>2402390All CMs SHOULD be soulful. If you're not running your oshi every CM then there is something seriously wrong with you. The only exception is Haru since she can't run turf mediums/longs.She should be run in turf Miles and Sprint turfs if she is truly your favorite.
I LOVE MY GOAT
>>2402401But what if Oguri is my oshi?
>>2402403Cingray Oguribabs don't exist anon
>>2402402knowing the winning newspaper thing says the Umas achieved their dreams makes it hurt so much more....
>>2402382Bourbon is one of the most popular girls here
>>2402372I can't decompress, my depression and frustration with this game keeps getting deeper and heavier, how am I supposed to win against 2 60% winrate XOguris? why do I ALWAYS get the worst draws in the finals while others didn't get a single Oguri? How am I supposed to keep going when not even taking breaks helps me lose the frustration?
>>2402402The screen in the corner is kino
>>2402404
>>2402382>not the 13 bourbonsI wonder why..
>>2402408Dude you ran XOguri why the fuck do you expect anybody to feel sorry for you?
I heard Oy Neigh ruined the stakes. Is that true?
>>2402380I legit like oguri so I don't mind people brought her. Happy with the new queen
>>2402413Its a guy getting mad about ghosts, it was fun
>>2402411Might unironically be the hottest uma
>>2402372I'll do one I guess.Ojou-sama Stakes: 67802520Queen Elizabeth II Cup: 2200(medium), turf, Kyoto, fall, firm.But you can only enter one of the following umas:King HaloAir GrooveMejiro McQueenKawakami PrincessFine MotionMejiro ArdanSatono DiamondMejiro BrightWill start as soon as it's full or after 30 min, whatever comes first.
>>2402408It's easy bro just meet with an XOguri with 70% winrate that decided to not activate her recovery skills in the finals like me.... haha....
>>2402414Im happy she won decisively because anons arguing over who the real queen is does horrors to those uma's PR
>>2402401I've run my favorite on every CM except the dirt and sprint one. That doesn't suddenly make CMs soulful when every lobby will be full of metaslaves.
>>2402413Oy neigh fag brought xoguri and won, the only one anon to bring her. Then they started to spam that it was /uma/ doing it. At least if they are going to be fags, own it, but don't spam the thread with /vg/ crap.
>>2402418>No doberSLANDER
>>2402426Fuck. Dober is fine too.
>>2402418D-Dober?
>>2402418pretty sure my Umas just die at 2200m and I haven't made Taurus cup horses yet
DOBER IS NOT AN OJOU
>>2402411I think mihono bourbon should have stronger skills and dress more modestly
Can the guy who won plat with Dober please post her stats and setup? I've been asking him nicely to do it for several threads and he keeps ignoring me
>>2402435>stronger skills>already strongest frontPlease no
>>2402418I mean if we're being completely frank and honest Kawakami is too rough around the edges to be an ojou even if she wants to be one
>>2402441Kingu approves, so it's ok
>>2402418>67802520It would be easier for me to pick an uma if you turned on uma restrictions
>>2402418I literally don't have any of these, and no, I haven't run King Halo since August of last year, fuck her and fuck her career
>>2402444MANT is the best time to run King because you don't need to deal with her career.
>>2402436There's like 20 guys that won plat with dober, but on the off chance you're talking about me here's my setup. I've already posted her multiple times before so I apologize if I ignored you.
>>2402444Your Groove?
>>2402446plus being able to run sprints makes her better to train than your average longlet
>>2402115not looking good!
>>2402449I have never started an Air Groove career in my life
>>2402452Anon.....groove is so cute
>>2402448Full power?
>>2402452That's not very groovy of you.
>>2402448Yes, I think it was this, thank you very much and sorry about my forms. Wow you won without Medium S? Impressive, I wish I could say the same. Will you run her again in Taurus?
>>2402456Like 13* power 3* stamina
I really want Kingu alt but I can't afford to spend the carats...
>>240241815/18, starting in 20 min or whenever willed>>2402443I was worried I'd forget someone if I turned on restrictions. And I did forget about Dober so it worked out.
>>2402452/weakmind/ we WUV janny groove
>>24024411) It's Ojou-sama Stakes, not Oujo-sama Stakes2) You don't even know what a Princess *is*
>>2402460Do 10 pulls and you'll get her. Trust me.
>>2402454>>2402457>>2402462She's a bitch and a janny and she hates you
>>2402418Lame only 16 umas in this 18 horse race.
>>2402468What the hell?
>>2402468damn, that's hot
Three-way dead heat in 7 front finals. I love mediumkino so much.
I guess I'll do the opposite thenBoy's club: 3066 1773Osaka Hai, Turf, Hanshin, Spring, FirmBring your boyish umas, your tomboys if you willNo bans in place, bring whatever but don't be a neigher with metafag setups
Hear me outNeicha and Dober in CM13Double ASE + Mystifying Murmur
>>2402477fug I don't have a MANT Taishin
>>2402478That's not enough to kill the 1k stamina umas but it will definitely hurt the third rates.
>>2402458>wow you won without Medium S?Uma musume is midrace game. You want your late surgers to be stepping on front runner's shadow by the late race.>will you run her again in Taurus?I won pisces plat with bourbon (my fav girl and i will run her every single CM), won Aries plat with dober (my 2nd fav girl) and I'm trying to figure out if I can fit in gold city (my 3rd fav girl) somewhere in my comp for the Taurus rerun cuz i want to win it again. There's no space for dobah, though i suspect she'll be the biggest threat of the whole CM
>>2402477I don't have any boyish umas...
>>2402478I don't think ASE is hitting anyone based on my tests
>>2402477I threw my seiun parent cuz I have zero boyfaggots kek
>>2402488Your late surger savvy?
>don't have xoguri>don't have vbourbon>don't have dober>finemo card is 3LB>only decent ssr is the pits of the franchiseshould i stop playing?
>>2402492You're fine, Taurus rerun is anyone's game. You cam unironically do well with the og oguri, gold ship (who is super strong btw), neicha comp.
El isn't a tomboy what the fuck
>>2402485So you are still planning on running 2 Fronts and a Late? That gives me a few ideas since I also thought about doing something like that, even though people say it's not optimal>midrace gameI am not lucky enough to get all those hints from just races I think
>>2402488>>2402490ASE has been getting worse and worse as the gaps have been getting bigger.
>>2402485>You want your late surgers to be stepping on front runner's shadow by the late race.I think this is the biggest tip people can learn about building lates, they might be very inconsistent but focusing exclusively on gambling can hurt a lot.
>>2402477Sorry I'm kind of retarded and threw my Maru in because I can't read.
>>2402490It's not enough, fronts are too strong with A&S + Redshift, backliners are too strong with Moving Past + Pump some Iron + NSM + Redshift. If your ASE doesn't proc the moment late-race starts, savvy or not, it won't hit them
Reminder that your horses are glue if they don't get left/right handed, respective season runner, AND firm course menace.
>>2402494Honestly....I can kinda see it
>>2402494not all tomboys are short-haired small-breasted tanned menwhich archetype is she, anyway?
>>2402500I don't even know how people do that though. I can run 3 gold speed skills and all the relevant corner and straightaway skills on Tama and still stay at the bottom of the pack in mid-race.
>>2402504I will not fall for the 500 meme
>>2402507grappler
>>2402494Wrestling is a man's hobby
>>240241816/18 or 10 min>>2402477I wish I had made a good Fuji fuck.
>>2402507Average Latina before she balloons in weight
>>2402477Is Teio a tomboy
>>2402477>potential'd
>>2402071>>2402083Fuck it, this will disappear in 1h anywaysTW: Fathttps://litter.catbox.moe/bkyb6f8elb3nax5y.png
>>2402514but she's from kentucky
>>2402515Don't know but someone thinks Rice and Dia is a tomboy apparently
>>2402518FATTERMORE CALORIES
>>2402518Holy shit
WHAT IS A TOMBOY?
How'd the /v/ictory Stakes (or /vm/ictory Stakes?) go?I was too busy being depressed about losing to bother reading the thread, especially since taking part in the stakes always seems to make me feel even worse, but judging by the OP image I assume Oguri won everything and it was extremely boring?
>>2402352I love my simpleton wife so much
>>2402418Daiwa has a cute tiara, does that count?
>>2402418>no fillers to fill 2 spots.Not very Orange Juice you.
>>2402527Worst Stakes to date
>>24021151 plat, 5 golds, 4 silvers, 1 bronze. It would be 6 golds if the first one gave titles...
>>2402527Correct.The associated melty was entertaining at least.
>>2402526A miserable pile of secrets?
>>2402355>CL semifinals?
>>2402527First race had 1 XOguri and she won. 2nd race had half a dozen of them and she won again. You didn't miss anything.
>>2402527it was garbage
>>2402527Incredibly amusing melty, slander and funposting, great thread.The actual races? OGURIWINSLOL
>>2402521>DiaWhat the fuck? Take him to the island immediately.
Maruzensky, Satono Diamond and Rice Shower are not tomboys, can you faggots read? Are you mentally retarded?
>>2402538Champions league! Don't tell me you don't watch divegrass.....
Fittingly, Potential "Man" takes itThanks for the race boys, a few icky girls made it in but we still have a winner to be proud of
>but she's from kentucky
>>2402545Half of us are PMfags, you expect us to read?
>>2402527It was okay.
>>2402545I play yugioh....
>>2402548>El gordo pasa
>>2402418just start it already
>>2402548Where did the goggles come from?
>>2402548>>2402518Just posting fat porn now?
>>2402418Holy CUTE
>>2402548>No sir, I'm from Kentucky!
>>2402547HOLY FUCKING POTENTIAL
>>2402548El Pasa Gordo
>>2402547that dastardly scoundrel...
>>2402547NSM game
>>2402548>El Gordo Grasa
>Stole the plat from this xoggerDober I fuarking kneel. I should draw you something
>>2402547And final spurtHere, you can see a dastardly being making her final move on Seiun
>>2402547Taishin continues her undefeated streak of dominating farmer's leagues
the pace down mechanic is fucking insane my girl just went from like 7th to 14th what the fuck is that
>>2402547I may be a bad trainer but at least I could give Taishin something instead of nothing.
>>2402418She's waving at me! Kawakami's so cute...
>>2402546EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>2402567Holy shit that guy must be absolutely fucking livid. And he deserves it.
>>2402527It was pretty boring and ruined by the /vg/ fags for joining with XOguri like with the first race
>>2402567I find it genuinely hilarious how dober steals plats for anons every single CM. Like a thief in the night
>>2402115>6 plats>3 golds>3 silversI won plat for the first six CMs in a row and haven't won one since...
>>2402559Based reference.
>>2402418>get brocked by mob umas in career>get brocked by mob umas in race
>>2402577I know you're just a faggot hungry for (You)s but seriously dude it's pathetic. It was literally an oy neigher.
>>2402418>oy neigher and /v/mapyoicel went neck and neckholy SOULLLLLLL
>>2402418DIAAAAAAAA
HOLY KINO FINISH
>>2402527it was fun but underwhelming, Oguri dominated and it was over in 3 racesIgnore the guy blaming /vg/ and oy neigh, just the usual shit-stirred that appears on stakes nights
>>2402583Don't call my trainee a mob uma
>My Dia got into 1st place too fast and her ult didn't procShe won backwards..
>>2402584>knows it's bait>responds anywaysbwo........
Grand Feast bros.....
I should've built Dober I have to kill myself, I can't fix being this much of a loser unless I commit suicide
>>2402418Satono Sweep. Thanks for joining.
I love running Seiun sky but the groundwork mines are breaking me… tell me it gets better bros
What does this mean for the thread's future?
>>2402547>Late Taishin wins>End Taishins get lastIs late really the right play?
>>2402599Wealth beyond measure.
>lose CM>lose stakes>lose all """"""fun"""""" racesThis day is going to make me quit.
r8 my TT team
>>2402595>Raped the sprint CM>Didn't take the Doberpill>Raped the mile CMsDidn't take the Doberpill>Raped the medium CMsDidn't take the DoberpillAnd even today, anons REFUSE to take the doberpill.
>>2402597>>2402599
>bought three lottery tickets and didn't win a single one
>>2402599LOCK HER UP
>>2402600Ends are getting a stimulus package in a few days with wit C.B. but lates will still be stronger because in the perfect storm, all their gamble skills trigger perfectly and they can win against anybody, like dober showed this CMWhen the reddit horse swimsuit version comes out things will change
>>2402604junior, if your only joy comes from winning, then you will never be happy, because when you win, you'll find a new thing to complain aboutYou must enjoy the journey, not the destination, as all young masters learn to
Group shot
>>2402599GET ON THE FUCKING SLEEVE
>>2402611literally not the same but sure
>>2402598Speed Maru's card will at least give it as a hint so you won't have to pray for the Three Goddesses to not abandon you during inspirations. It's one of 10 possible skills.
>>2402599Free trips to Epsatono Island
>>2402614real easy to fucking say when you fucking people actually win races
>>2402597>Pace ult>LateExplain
>>2402608mambo/10
Now that you've wasted your precious time making aces just for them to lose CM 12. I think an apology is in order.
>>2402615Shouldn't satono diamond be disqualified for her use of the shadow clone jutsu technique?
>>2402621Calm down, junior. I'm a loser myself, it's why I've learned to find joys in the very act of racing, we're very lucky to have fellow young masters to race against.
>>2402626*spits*I won all MANT CMs so far without oguri
>>2402621I have won exactly 0 /v/ma races and still enjoy these threads. Lost by a neck in a reenactment once.
>>2402609People keep telling me she doesn't fit the team compositions I want. Also I didn't unlock Dober until recently so this was the first CM where I could have used her and I didn't, I deserve death, I want to die
>>2402626I would rather lose unity finals a hundred times than suffer through another summer without items.
>>2402626I'm 2/2 on MANT CMs though
>>2402626Anybody that tells you MANT is better is insane.
IT ALLRETURNSTO NOTHING
>2 ura wins>2 unity wins>0 mant winsI'll get there...
>>2402636How did she pull that out of her ass?
>Lost all URA CMs>Lost all Aoharu CMs but one>On my way to lose all MANT CMsI have an 8.3 winrate in CM, what should I do? slit my wrists? jump off a balcony?
>>2402638Did you wonned tho? Mine got late start too but as long as she's not rushed she can proc ult and win. It's not hard to pass the dominator slaves
>>2402638Cygames with yet another excellent mechanic devised by the geniuses who brought you PDM and Festive Miracle.
is that true?
>>2402645Yes, I punched my PC once and xoguri got a speed boost and won plat
>>2402626I will only apologize if I can have a night with Little Cocon.
>>2402599
Any more ideas for fun rooms?
>>2402643She came 10th, it was the >fun room
>>2402651Only the uma that pissed you off the most
>>2402651Xoguri only room
>>2402644NTA but I really don't get how intelligence doesn't affect late starts, you're literally teaching your uma the fundamentals of racing
>running Maru as Late to try and get hints on a parent runJUST WIN FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST
>>2402651Parents only, not the actual ace.
>>2402651no S+ or higher allowed so i can have a chance
>>2402657Wit doesn't affect it? Christ...
Any JPbros know what the longevity of Wit CB is? Do Ends get more support cards that help them out. Wondering since all the umas I want later are ends but they won't be out for over 2 years
>>2402654You too?She ran out of stam so it didn't really matter.
>>2402651Dominator-only room
Maybe COguri isn't so bad after all
>>2402651End/Front only, have a mile of space between each pack
>>2402659how about only umas with 25/50/100+ inspirations?
>>2402662It only affects the chances of getting rushed, sadly.
>>2402665bro we're racing anime horses
>>2402651Heavy Rain Stayers Stakes is my idea of fun
>>2402667>downplayed fronts effectiveness and hyped up Seiun over V.BourbonGot what he deserved
>>2402671Somehow that makes me feel slightly better about getting a Late Start, I thought my 1160 wit meant that I'd failed a tiny chance.
>>2402665holy shit who the fuck cares you always post the same thing, just go play another game and post about the game you fucking attentionwhore, no one ever says anything about you but yourself, it's the ONLY thing you talk about
If meta why cute?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWFnYnQVRw
>>2402665My 1200/1200/1200 umas all got triple late start and rushed (9% btw), and lost by a neck to a dumbass S+ Xoguri. Then the Oy Neigh fucktards ruin the Stakes. I'm not having a good time either, but at the end of the day it's just a game. Sleep it over and move on.
>>2402674Should be <600 stam no recoveries and Long <D only
>>2402665Neigha who cares, we are betting on 3D titty anime girls with horse tails.
>>2402684I guess I would still sign up for that...
>>2402684That's miserable
>>2402674We had one of these with only sprinters, the sprinter death march. It was insanely funny
>>2402680LETS GO RICKEY
is next cm really anyone's gamei'm building a tachy ace, i just don't know who to build with her
>>2402689It's funny to watch all the umas casually jog across the finish line
>>2402679Sorry
>>2402692>is next cm really anyone's game_No
>>2402692Yes unironically anyone's game.
>>2402696>>2402697WHO DO I TRUST AIEE
did uhhhh, the /v/ thread work?
>>2402690I remember joining one of those and Tama somehow survived all the way to the end, it was really weird.
>>2402690>sprinters death march thanks for reminding me of one of the greatest threads I've ever been in
>>2402699lol
>>2402684YESSPRINTER DEATH MARCH 2
>>2402692There's still going to be very strong umas but it'll be less of an absolute DOMINATION than this one.
>>2402692Next CM is front faggotry. They will try to gaslight you saying that Lates are also strong but this is a lie. If you get into a full front room, your lates just die, also too many paces (Xoguri again LOL) and your lates also die. Only fronts are truly strong and consistent. Don't believe their lies.
>>2402684Not even my sprinters have less than 600 stam with MANT stats
>>2402692No its not, front comps are still strong as fuck, what they mean by "anyone" is "oguri isnt broken here so other umas can have a miniscule chance of winning"
Should I run a triple front or a triple stamina killing team for cm 13?
THE PEOPLE DEMAND THE SPRINTER DEATH MARCH
>>2402692Pacer with NSM
>>2402692It's still front favored but it's not as optimal of a track for XOguri as Aries was.Paces overall are decent, lates are just as viable as in Aries, and good ends are very scary.
Are there enough fronts in lobbies for paces to reliably get off Dober unique?
>>2402713Should I get YEPPERS LB0 with my goy paid ticket? I still have it
>>2402708>he fell for the front gaslight>he doesn't know about gold ship>he doesn't know about dober>he is unawareJoin rooms anon, next CM is the most balanced CM in the games history
>>2402716Maybe. If you bring 2 yourself the chances are good.
>>2402717Well.....LB0 yeppers is ass I'd cope with nimble nav, unless you already have all 3 big cards MLB
>>2402687I take it back, I wouldn't bother joining that.Uma players are so allergic to clicking the stamina button, you'll take a casual distance race and turn into no stamina allowed.
Alright, I'll do the sprinter death march if no one else is gonna do it.
Is two lates and an end a good comp for the next CM?
Would anyone want to do a miserable Tenno Sho Winter >fun race?
Making a late Maru parent is fucking miserable
>>2402726if you're Kaiji
Ukanlos
>>2402727Sprinters only?
>>2402727YES
>>2402714>good ends are very scary.can i get away with a tachyon, golshi, and tamamo comp? my best fronts are S. Maru and Kita and I honestly kinda went through hell training S. Maru just to end up in B Finals for 12 so I'm not looking forward to doing that again
>>2402727MOVE FORWARD
>>2402714People who are saying its a front CM haven't joined a single room, it's an END/LATE cm
What do you do if you find yourself in this situation?
>>2402738Get blown the fuck away from the wind pressure of her cracking her knuckles
>>2402738Hit it
>>2402738Die, but die happy.
>>2402738I will bribe my princess to not hurt me in exchange for watching every season of princess fighter with her while eating as much KFC as she wants
>Anyone's game>Pace is garbage and has nothing AGAIN>End Spurt doesn't work lolPlease stop lying to people
>about to train a fatty rainbow on good mood for +81 speed>realize I can burn a cupcake to great>+95 speedI genuinely didn't know mood affected your gains that much. I knew it had some influence, but not that much.
>>2402744I'm begging you to join a SINGLE room
>>2402744It's frontslop so just play your lates as paces. Pace Dober and Ryan. Fuggit
>>2402732Let's just go with whatever, but after this one I could do a sprinters only misery race.>>2402733>>2402736Let's suffer then.Winter Sho, 3200m, awful mood, snowing. Bring whatever.106275071062750710627507
>>2402748>join le rooms!Rooms aren't even reliable as to what you'll run into anymore, I was in rooms for the last CM and there were almost no dominators.
>>2402748How? I have nothing>>2402751>Pace DoberThis sounds retarded, can it work?
>>2402751How many per anon
>>2402734That should work fine. Wit C.B in a few days should make the training process less painful at least.
>>24027571 per anon but if the room doesn't fill after 10 mins then we can take more.
Literally what's her appeal? I don't fucking get it.
>>2402744>End Spurt doesn't work lolAnd you still have to bring it because ends have fucking nothing
>>2402754Rooms are sweatier than the actual CM, backliners and pacers are doing well in rooms they're gonna do better in the CM
>>2402751I first brought my sprinter then I saw OP with Long A and 2 recoveries so I went back for a long horse
>>2402761Your daring strike?
>>2402764Yeah I didn't know if the sprinter restriction would be too much.
How reliable is this shit?
>>2402772Very
>>2402772I believe it is one of the worst recovery skills in the game.
>>2402770Not him but I used the fuck out of Daring Strike in Pisces ans every time it activated it did FUCKING NOTHING, I don't get where the shilling for this skill comes from, every time it activated the uma stayed exactly the same
>>2402772It's very reliable in career
>>2402748I expect once I make my aces, I'll end up losing to every single front like I always do. I can never beat fronts.
Why aren't you running HER next CM?
>>2402783Don't have her.
>>2402774Well it's either this or BOFA they're the only ones that fit in the deck I'm trying to run and Unruffled would certainly be the better deck since I can borrow NTR instead of using welfare Jordan.>>2402781I'm talking about CM, obviously
>>2402780Your wit?
>>2402751>host is my dacchiFunny coincidence
>>2402763But that still doesn't mean you'll run into what you see in rooms in CMs. I ran into and lost to some scary lates, not dominator hybrids, in rooms for Aries. You know what I barely saw and didn't lose to one single time in the actual CM?
In 2 weeks, you will be reminded yet again who this game belongs to.
>>2402783There's only 3 people who pulled for her and I'm not one of them
>>2402783Go back to the ship, Amiya
>>2402773>it doesn't say unreliableNot reliable at all actually, whoops
>>2402786Does the effect of the skill scale with wit? I told you it did fucking nothing when it activated
>>2402789People will be shocked at what a witmaxxed gold ship will do to their fronts
>>2402783I don't have her
>>240275115/18 if anyone else wants to join the Winter Sho for some suffering.
>>2402789>2 weeksI already have to see her every time I login or see the game icon. It's always a Golshi game.
>>2402789Seriru warned us
>>2402801
>>2402783She spooked me twice during Nishino and the cheer banners so I'm willing to give her a shot, after I make my other aces, to test different compositions
>>2402795No but the more wit the better your end closer keeps up with the pack, with low wit you hang all the way back and can't catch up, the closer you are to the pack the more daring strike will do
oshirunners who are we bringing next cm? my plan is brian (late)/jordan (pace)/shichi (late)
>>2402787Oh yeah, fancy seeing you around these parts.
Where are you going when Global EOS?
>>2402804>after I make my other aces, to test different compositionsThis, I wanna run like 6-7 different girls this CM. Ill be playing a lot making different teams and shit
>>2402803Don't think I ever will, actually
>>2402809The grave probably
>>2402807Digital (late), Fine Motion (Pace or end, dunno yet), and then probably one soulless pick who can actually win.
>>2402692Expect debuffers to be around, but yea, it's much more open then XOguriwinslol
>>2402807I'm using Yaeno as a pace. I'll figure out the other two later.
>>2402807Posted it before, will post it again.
>>2402807I'm bringing Special Week to win the Derby just like she did irl!
>>2402814Where is she?
>>2402814>It's Digitan's timeWew
>>2402807I'll try but MANT hates her so we'll see
>>2402814Runaway suzuka for triple fronts right?
>>2402751It doesn't look like we'll get any more, so I'll start in 5 minutes. If anyone wants to add a second uma to fill the room up that's fine too (hopefully nobody loses their spot if multiple people do this at once...).
>>2402807I am highly considering turning her into a pace with MPB and running 2 fronts to push her back to 5th.
>>2402814>oonige suzuka is just as effective at raising a team's winrate as a dominator
>>2402807DIGIGOAT (end)CHIYOGOAT (pace)GROOVEGOAT (late)
>>2402822She's doing well, but also getting carried to that level by one guy with an insane WR, a shame I can't see his team.
>>2402822The digiGOAT army has been planning this attack for months.
>>2402807The same as always, Teio Taishin Tama but I'm sorta burned out. I'm not sure how I need to level up anymore. I'm out of ideas.
>>2402828>half legitimate competent contenders>the other half got lost on their way to the special ed track
>>2402811bring her forth, end me
>>2402835You've done extremely well teiochad. Perhaps its time to....try a different team?
>>2402838Yeah it's looking pretty miserable for some of these umas...
>>2402807Teio Rudolf. Undecided with the last one but thinking of Doto/Rice/Tamamo/Natie/Spe/Nishino/Mambo
>>2402807MAMBO / DIGITAN / SPE (forma de sexo)
>>2402807Nobody, I am done with Oshigaming
>>2402807>Valentines flash>Slutty Natie>Mejiro BrightThese bitches don't know whats comin
>>2402807Im thinking mihono bourbon, seiun sky, and gold city? I'm quite undecided to be honest
>>2402353Don't badmouth my Oguri like that
>>2402842I don't care enough about anyone else right now. Cheval Grand is the next uma I'm willing to actually use and that's a long way away.
>>2402855Unironically laughed
>one point off power and witthis game loves tugging my dick sometimes
>>2402860Maybe I'm wrong but I feel like 1 point in each doesn't actually matter
>>2402835I kneel. I've also brought my Teio to all CMs except Dirt since best I managed was Dirt C Mile A
>>2402862That anon you're talking to is extremely dedicated to his harem, I think he won plat with a sprint tama and a dirt teio
will red shift work on ends? or is cm13 just dober + ryan
>>2402866>Dirt TeioMY KNEES ARE GONE. I also managed to make a sprint Tama but unfortunately lost
>>2402867If you're not in 5th to proc Red Shift, you're not winning. It's Dober + Redshift, Ryan if you get lucky and spark it but it's not worth a parent slot.
No more oshis, Will
>>2402862No, I didn't get to make dirt Teio. I tried but also got locked, except it was A dirt C mile.
>>2402867Just pack a lot of midrace skills so they move to 5th for redshift and mpb. End has little differences with Late for mid-race.
B-Bakushin shin?
>fantastic roll on stats>med S + groundwork>groundwork greens>multiple support chains unfinished>lacking SP for some reason>the actual worst skill selection I think I have ever seen in my life, almost zero medium/front skills>radiant star is literally the last skill that was applicable, that's how bad it is I'm going to cry.
>>2402353They slept with Oguri cap?
>>2402879But nobody came....
>>2402874You owe me!
>>2402876I still kneel regardless since hitting those sparks were suffering and I've spent most of my borrows and days training trying to hit both A or at least Dirt B Mile A
>>2402867Yes, just remember. Your backliners need a metric fuckton of mid race skills.
>>2402040You didn't have to ask, but also, now I'm clubless
>>2402866He didn't do dirt but he did win Sprint with those 3>the two hosts of the big races (/v/triple crown and /v/stakes (both from der/v/)) are loliconsreally makes you think
>>2402890Funniest shit ever, though i could've sworn the triple crown used to have a different host.
>>2402890So, are they recruiting?
>>2402141The only thing that matters is autistic levels of dedication
>>2402040>>2402889I know I'm gonna sounds like le evil hall monitor but this sucks, we have an extremely tiny image limit compared to the amount of posts we get to post the same image oguri image 7 times. At least make funny edits to it like we did with SpeFace instead of the EXACT SAME PICTURE, like the big-nosed doodle
>>2402751Kitasan Black couldn't stand to see everyone so miserable so she brought some festive cheer to the Winter Sho. Thanks everyone for joining, and I do feel like I owe Curren and Bakushin an apology...Sorry about the results delay, it took me a minute to put this together.
>>2402901>Santa hats on top 3Cute.
>>2402900The point is to troll the other anons with the same face over and over, making funny edits would actually make it soul.
>didn't get a single guts ankle weight in the shopthis game loves to fuck me
>>2402901Fun race thanks bro, Curren deserves her fate.
>>2402900I will agree on one thing, the oguri face thing is funny but at least make some edits
>>2402889>I'm clublessWhat happened?
>>2402901Holy sprinter humiliation
>>2402910It was supposed to be an in-club joke, but after reading the club chat, it's not that funny anymore
>>2402901Thank you for hosting!
Every day I get closer to declaring all out war against my RIVAL to FINALLY settle the score
working on a Kiryuin/Riko ass stat line right now
>job CM>rank up in deadlockNot too bad of a day overall
Where do you get the strength to continue from?
>>2402921isn't the game trash right now where everybody just goes gun on every hero?
>>2402923Unironically oshigaming
>>2402923I have the same mindset as haru urara
Where do you get your ideas from?
>>2402754Because Doms are So/v/lless I wouldn't use Doms against my /v/wos
>>2402923In my trainees' eyes, I see two things: a monument to what we’ve built, and a reminder that giving up was never an option
>>2402925Maybe in the shitter bracket, spirit damage is the easiest to snowball from
>>2402923Because I'd feel even worse if I gave up.I'm not going to win every single plat, I know that for sure, but if I quit I'll never ever win again.
>>2402933I mean I watch streams and youtube videos and stuff even though I haven't played recently and I'm almost positive it's the opposite. Shitter bracket is where spirit can thrive and E6 is where spirit is shit.
>>2402900I don't disagree with you but that image is posted like 5 times tops, it's really not that big of a deal. We can always just make a new thread, the (BASED) mod here basically autoarchives the olds ones.
>>2402923I like racing with my clubmates. It's what keeps me going.
>fuck up and bring 3 spd cards by mistake>still couldn't cap speed on a 10% because the cards where fuck all but speedI really hope this shitty run absorbed all the bad luck so the next one can be at least decent
>>2402923I simply like to run with the strongest, where there is no struggle, there is no strength
>>2402935Well, the strongest heros right now are all gun heros so they are the ones that win the most. There are heros that always go spirit because their gun is shit or can be played gun or spirit like Seven or Lash
>>2402938if you can change a few pixels to be able to post it again then you can edit it and make it actually different, oguri face is just speface but unfunny
>>2402934>if I quit I'll never ever win again.That sounds so peaceful though, so calm without this game's bullshit, I'd like to try it at some point
>>2402923>take a break>see others racing>get envious>motivation refilledIt's not an efficient cycle, but it works.
>>2402943>speface>but unfunnybwoguri.jpg
Alright gents time for the official HOPE status! Answer, how do you feel after CM12?https://poal.me/2xq4cehttps://poal.me/2xq4cehttps://poal.me/2xq4cehttps://poal.me/2xq4cehttps://poal.me/2xq4ce
>>2402900Your opinion has been duly noted
>>2402926This is the real secretI was bummed from having to run CM builds all this time, but Yaeno came out and I started having fun again by reading her story and running her career, and even trying to get her some CM wins
>>2402949What's between hope and despair?
>>2402952A boner
>>2402923My HERO wouldn't give up, so neither can I
>>2402952and
>>2402951The moment you can detach yourself from plat wins and just run for fun and thr joy of competition is when an anon is at his strongest.
Oshi this oshi that how about you go-shee yourself some bitches
>>2402961Which uma would say this?
>>2402961Why would i shit on some bitches?
>>2402961Why would I want a bitch instead of a good girl though?
>>2402923I'll see her on the podium one day
>>2402962Gold city, the staciest uma
>>2402962Air Shakur after about 15 seconds of listening to Digitan talk
I've lost half the CMs but none of the loses affect me, just means I wasn't strong enough and that's on me, not my trainees, one day i will happily see them sing ms /v/ictoria. That's what I fight for they deserve to win and be loved.
Do I want to be normal or do I want to go scorched earth with debuffers next CM
>>2402965Rice ANBIGUOUS invaded our boys-only race podium, so she's at least winning there
unsure if low roll or trying to go 2/2/2 is stretching yourself too thinI tend to think it's the latter. I think Gutsmaxing might be too hard with such a high stamina requirement this CM.
The final ranking of CM is super useless, but seeing people from here in my bracket is always funnyExcept for the ones with triple fronts, congrats on your plat, niggers
>>2402975How do you know that people from here were in your bracket?
>can't make it into group A>get 1st, 2nd and 3rd in B finalsthis is just like me and fighting games
>>2402972If you mostly want an oshi win, then go nuclear, but otherwise its smarter to run 3 aces.Debuffers are mostly there to make one really strong uma even stronger
>>2402974Use power sparks and stam cards instead so you can meet stat reqs and still get a respectable amount of guts from stamina training
>>2402923I'm a stubborn idiot who refuses to quit until I feel like I can be proud of my accomplishmentsI am NOT proud of my current accomplishments and probably never will be, therefore I'll keep on jobbing CMs until EoS. It's like a perpetual suffering machine
>>2402971when does ms victoria release in game?
>>2402923I just like seeing them run against my rivals.
>>2402982CM18 I think, could be gaslight dancing
>>2402976I check the ranking
>>2402974I think 1200/800-700 /1k/1k/700-800 is doable BUT it'll only be a highroll run, not to mention you need S on medium.You might need 1 speed card, Fuku, 2 wit and 2 guts with stam-pow sparks to feed the gain.
>>2402883I did. Twice. (2 hot springs trips)
>>2402986Oh shit
>>2402986I know that evil look
>>2402986>check all 100>nothingThis sucks
>>2402986So every person that is on my #1 bracket won plat like me?
>>2402990Power is definitely an issue and I really don't want to remake my Maru parent with power sparks instead though. I mean she only has 5 stamina sparks so it's not like she's some powerhouse stam parent either I just fucking hate making parents.I could do 1 speed with Fuku but then I lose out on Professor which seems not so good. I dunno gutsmaxing is probably more trouble than it's worth.
The secret is to have your oshi be a canonical jobber so even if she loses, it's in character and you can just pick yourself up for next time while every victory will be that much more sweeter. Unfortunately, my jobber oshi wont be out for a while
>>2402986I only found a triple front /v/ma anonsad
>>2403003No, not all of them>>2403008That's him lel
>>2403008this imposter thinks he's my danchou or something
>>2403005If she's a jobber is she a canopus uma?
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2049307919095894356
>>2403015Has science gone too far?
NSM or KT on paces?
>>2403018NSM by far
>>2403015Golshi Spechud edit when
>>2402923I think about my favorite uma and just jack off to her, then fall asleep and when I wake up I'm all good.
>>2402923seeing other people win with her despite all of the ones I made being significantly better than theirs pissed me off so I have to try again for Taurus
>>2403027I will not fall for neicha propaganda
There's no way Late isn't a complete brick this CM there are going to be significantly more rooms of 6+ front/pace
>>2403013She's a part of Kitahara's team in the cingrey manga
>>2403033it's not propaganda when it's true
>>2403035That's why you bring 3 Lates or, 2 lates and 1 end.
>>2403036Kitahara is Buena Vista's childhood friend?
I'm building clanker, do I >2 spd (renting NTR), 3 wit, 1 stam (Creek)>2 spd 2 wit 2 Pow (renting Pasa for KT)>2 spd 2 wit 1 pow (renting Pasa) 1 Riko (stinky LB1)
>>2403039...which changes nothing? With 6+ pace/front your lates are NEVER getting into 5th place to activate their accels
>>2403043Not all fronts will get the Angling and some of them will die because rush or late starts, also not all paces will maintain the 6th spot.
>>2403045I'm telling you I ran 3 lates for Aries if there were no other lates/ends in the lobby it was an automatic loss every single time and that's not going to change in Taurus
>>2402783Because despite her alt being made for June's CM. 2 of my slots are reserved and the 3rd one might go to level 7 Spe.
>>2403048Your lates probably lack good skills, all your Lates need THH and uma stan, are you at least getting those?
>>2403048That was really rare because everyone was playing Doms and I think next cm it will be either doms or doms+stam debuffers. Either way rooms with no other lates was really rare in my opinion
>>2403051You have no idea what you're even talking about. All the mid race skills in the world does not overcome position keep and well built fronts/paces. If you're running 3 lates/ends and you run into a 6 pace/front lobby in round 2 or finals you're going to lose, plain and simple. Now if you run into shitters round 1 with their A+ Umas yeah you can overtake them but not people that know what they're doing. >>2403053I'm not saying it's going to happen every lobby but the all front/pace lobbies are going to be more prevalent in Taurus.
>>2403059>if opponent is good you lose, if your opponent is bad you win.Sounds like an excuse to metafag.
Ended up getting 3rd because she failed to proc either U=ma or 777. Feel free to make fun of me for losing with the OP uma.
>>2403067no, I'm just trying to justify mutating my wife into a pace
>>2403041>2 spd (renting NTR), 3 wit, 1 stam (Creek)This imo, unless you can get enough stam and another source of a gold to get KT
>>2403080I will not make fun of you because despite being a metafag you're still my /v/ro. You'll get em next time toreina, I believe in you
>>2403080I will make fun of you. You lost with the meta uma! Hah!
>>2403080I can't make fun of you without making fun of myself.
>>2403088I kneel........................
>>2403088kek'dalso sorry for your losses that's pretty brutal
>>2403088Rough night, huh?
>>2403087Wait a second, brat Urara is a fucking hot idea.
>>2403088NN's face at the end sums it all up I guess.
>>2403088I fucking kneel
>>2403088BRUTAL
>>2403088Ouch....
>>2403088
>>2403080It happens to the best of us bro, you made a hell of an uma that you should be proud of. You ARE strong, be proud
>>2403088theres so much to pick apart and analyze i dont even know what to say
>>2403088If you don't want her can I have the Maya
>>2403088The numbers I'm seeing here, they're not adding up. Unless...
>>2403080Shit happens sometimes. Back in Scorpio my XOguri got a late start and lost by a neck.
>>2403088Don't worry bro we have CM14We don't talk about CM15
>>2403088This is the funniest shit
>>2403088>>2403117Oh no no no. Anon, please say you didn't...
So it just occurred to me... In the English localization of Air Groove's career, she prepares a whole set of training exercises for umamusume that don't have trainers, so they can still improve. It's also implied that the umamusume can race without a trainer, but a trainer is highly desired.In Air Shakur's unlocalized story, however, she can't race without a trainer. That was the entire point she signed you on, just so she could debut.Did the localization change something, or am I just being silly about Air Groove's career?
>>2403123I don't remember the context of the Air Groove moment, was she talking about pre-debut umas?Pretty much every trainee's first 4 stories have them doing practice races and stuff before you become their trainer.
>>2403123Umas don't necessarily need a trainer to improve, but the trainees at Trancen are required to have a trainer if they want to compete in the Twinkle Series.
Too scared to look at my match, I already know I lost by a nose.
Won my group B finals.
>>2403123I don't remember clearly, but like the other anon said I'm pretty sure she was talking about umas who hadn't debuted yet. A large number of other careers seem to imply a trainer is necessary to debut.
I am a bronze Torena...
>>2403088>lv. 6Wait a minute
>>2403123Air shakur iirc, already had like 4 different trainers before you, she bullied all of them away and (You) are the latest trainer that lost the lottery system they use to see who would train her
>>2403088I dont get it. He lost horribly despite high end oshi umas and then rage rolled?
>>2403137Hate to break the news, but it's from a twitter user that waifus Nishino Flower. I saw the gif like an hour ago
>>2403142>waifus Nishino FlowerImagine the weight of that trainer.
>>2403123Umas with no trainer just do normal school life and train in order to get scouted some day.Without a trainer they can't participate in the Maiden race, which is needed for the G3-G1 races.
>>2403142So I can repost it on /uma/ for (Yous)? Neat
>>2403148>Maiden raceDebut*Maiden is for umas that already raced before but haven't won
My first plat get fucked xoguri all hail Queen Dober
>>2403153Were you the anon that was dragged singlehandedly by Dober to finals? How does it feel
>>2403148I'm wondering how long the average uma can attend Tracen without being scouted. Do they attend indefinitely, get a diploma and move on to normal life? Or transfer out? I'm being mostly rhetorical but any examples would be interesting.
>>2403157I am and it feels great. I could tell by mid race she had won when she was already in fourth so from there it was just smooth sailing as soon as the alt popped.
>>2403153Dober really might be the sleeper GOAT of this CM, bitch has been SAVING so many anons
>>2403162That faggot with the SS+ dober should've brought her to the stakes, could've saved us from oguri the terrible
>>2403161 (me)>altult*
>>2403162What took you so long to take the doberpill? I took it during the sprint CM.
>>2403158Umas have to pay a fee to stay there.
>>2403170How would tama or fujin afford the acceptance fee?
>>2403174Sexual favors
>>2403173Neicha might be the cutest Uma
>>2403158I suppose if you don't cut it out as a racer you just transfer into the non-racing division in tracen, that's what belno did. Now, I don't know where its determined that you couldn't make it as a racer. I forget did belno debut?
>>2403175I doubt either are akikawa's type
>>2403177Belno was very rich though. A country bumpkin like Oguri could never do that
>>2403179Oguri's mom said Tracen's fees were cheaper than her food.
Requesting pic related with left as toreina and right as xoguri
>>2403184Wasn't that Kasamatsu's fees?
>>2403184Oguris food is probably a whole second mortgage
>>2403184Wtf did oguri's mom did for work
>>2403125>was she talking about pre-debut umasI think she said "umas that don't have trainers yet," and her training was very harsh even on herself. The event happened senior for me so there was a heavy implication that it was pretty advanced training.Might be another case of "event triggering way outside of an acceptable timeframe." I got For My Admirer from my TM Opera O before her debut race... y'know, the one where an oil tycoon proclaims that he fell in love with her racing and desperately wanted her in his own country.
>>2403188Uma hostess
Imagine opening the thread and seeing your name in 2nd place in someone else's screenshot.
>>2403196Thank god that'll never be me. My B+ umas can't fuckin' win shit.
>>2403196I rush through finals the second they drop to avoid either this, or queuing into someone who already has the plat title on.
>>2403196KEK NO WAY WHAT ARE THE ODDS
>>2403196This is why we censor
>>2403158Victoire Pisa's chara story had a friend who ended up transferring to a normal school in her hometown after 3 years of not making any progress.
>>2403196A-Anon? S-Something you wanna tell us?
>>2403132My XOguri jobbed her ult and my Dom had to step up too
>>2403200>>2403203No it's just I thought it would be funny if that happened to someone.
The next track is medium again? Can the doms I made here work on the next Cm?
>>2403209yes but stamina debuffs are more useful this time around
Y'know, people head-canoning that all of these horses have blood connections, but... Outside of the Mejiros, we don't actually see many cases of ACTUAL blood relations between the umas. Maybe the Stay Gold line, but even they are more friends than family, and probably met each other IN Tracen. The best evidence against the whole blood relations thing is Kawakami Princess. King Halo and Kawakami Princess don't show any familial bonds, or even a HINT that they're related. It's probable with this information that King Halo's mother isn't Goodbye Halo after all.
I am Engrishing so hard right now, I think the sugar from my ice cream is frying my neurons.
>>2403211Speaking of which, does anybody else hate fan art that depicts one uma as the mother of another. Pics of Tachyon holding a baby Scarlet make me irrationally angry.
>>2403215I think you might be autistic anon..
>>2403215that does sound very autismal to get mad about
>>2403215I don't mind it, since it can lead to silly, somewhat in character antics(the Umabay video comes to mind,) but I start getting annoyed if they treat it as gospel.Also, why the FUCK is Teio almost never depicted as related to Rudolf? We've got the majority of the other connections, but depicting Tokai Teio as the daughter of Symboli Rudolf is a bridge too far to these faggots?!
>>2403215I actually think those are funny.
>check umalogs>the average team comp that isn't double fronts is now 1 ace + 2 debuffers>anything else drops below 15% winrateGrim outlook
>>2403170>>2403177>>2403202All helpful details, thanks. I'm kicking around the idea of a short story about a mob uma and care too much about the technicalities of the setting.
>>2403220Why the fuck isn't haru's mom in the game yet?
>>2403231Good question. It's a complete waste of such a great design.
>>2403209Doms won't be nearly as effective and you're probably understammed.
>>2403185Adding to anon's request with Xog holding a drumstick in her left hand.
>>2403211Usually they're only related in cases like biwa and brian where they both shared the same mom iirc. Almost every blood connection is headcanon
>>2403232>>2403231She's a filler uma like Dicta Striker. If they ever get the rights to the actual Nippo Teio, then the current Akitsu Teio might not be what you end up getting.
>>2403236>Almost every blood connection is headcanonto be fair they aknowledge a lot of the real life connections, things like the fathers day event are pretty blatant
>>2403239it would be stupid to not just use that design
>>2403242I agree but it would depend on if the owner okays it and having his horse that's been dead for 10 years look like a harlot.
>>2403220Now imagine that they had ALL of the children they were sired...>>2403218Eh, I'll defend him on the grounds of narrative. Most people write themselves into a corner over this, and it gets hard to defend them when you have a horse like Gold Ship who sired over 500 horses. How the fuck are that many going to be daughters to one uma? I get they age like elves, but the humans sure as shit do not. Agnes Tachyon sired 2641 horses, so if we try to apply that to the real life horse, you're looking at approximately 3962 years for all of them(going by the guideline of 18 months between pregnancies. I couldn't find the "unsafe minimum", otherwise I would've used that.)It should also be noted that, in lore, umas can give birth to men and that human women can give birth to umas, so the umamusume heritage doesn't even have to be maintained. Makes me wonder what the hell the Mejiros did with the non-umas.
>look up haru's sire expecting a jobber>3x G1 winnerI guess the apple does fall far from the tree.
It somewhat disappoints me that we're not really allowed original trainees in umamusume. They're very good at coming up with their own designs and characters.>>2403246>to the real life horseOops I meant the umamusume.Also while I'm here, I meant>on the grounds of narrative writingI shall continue to blame the ice cream.
I am disappointed I don’t have the funds to spark camping Dober now, when is our next Uma selector? I need to pay tribute.
Haneda Hai later today in around 7 hours, yuros rejoiceFirst leg of the Dirt triple crownhttps://www.youtube.com/live/3G1H6zOpvcQ
>>2403250At the same time, I think it's probably for the best they focus their efforts on umas based on real horses with real stories, lest they ever run into an issue with some rogue writer that demands his OC Coldsteel the Cleatkiller body every other uma
>>2403246>spoilerI have a theory.
They should give you an award for coming second twelve times in a row.
>>2403250Thinking about it, people bring up trying not to make porn of the umas because of the origin and the Seiun guy, even if it's sort of nonsense, but wouldn't the original characters be safe from that meme rule anyways?
>>2403250That's a stone best left unturned. While OC umas that are there as stand-ins have great designs and characters, I'm pretty sure once you stop basing them off of IRL thoroughbreds you'll very quickly get>The 3rd member of the Orfevre and Gentildona rivalry, [insert name here] is a 9x G1 winner and is loved by all, she'll have cracked support cards you need to MLB and multiple alts and merch buy her And if they add the stand-ins, then they're in a bad spot if they ever actually get the license because now you have the real deal competing with the stand-in.
>>2403261This pleases my autism.
>>2403246Reading what Epstein did with his breeding farms gives me a pretty terrible idea...Uma is a much kinder universe so my guess is that they become a secondary family that mostly takes care of some business that belongs to the Mejiro but are not allowed to climb the ladder like a member of the main family would.
>>2403250Id like to see the OC umas added with their original name, like obey your master. Just call her pay the butler
>>2403264>>The 3rd member of the Orfevre and Gentildona rivalry, [insert name here] is a 9x G1 winner and is loved by all, she'll have cracked support cards you need to MLB and multiple alts and merch buy herRoyal Family bros...
>>2403261*almost twelve times
>>2403266I figure Mejiro men were either folded into their butler army or became trainers.
>>2403246Sorry to say but only notable progenies gets to be in horse valhalla. No need to consider the fates of thousands of jobbers produced every year.
>>2403256Eh, the Japanese are generally good about reigning in people like that.Generally.Don't look at Sakura, he's the head of the studio.>Coldsteel the CleatkillerYou reminded me, I was going to ask if there was a purpose of "quad-cleating" uma shoes again.Two cleats on each shoe, one after the other. Kind of like quad-treads on a tank.I doubt there's any practical purpose to doing so, even if it might have a minor theoretical benefit, but I'm more curious if there's any obvious drawbacks beyond "that's double the cleats you need normally.">>2403263Yeah. Go make some sexy sexy umas now.>>2403264That happens in American companies partially because of toxic positivity.I am not saying it CAN'T happen, but it's less likely to happen with Cygames here.At the very least, I wouldn't mind them just having the OCs be stand-ins for umas they couldn't acquire yet, with no alts. Then, if they DO get the actual umas, then they can just replace them in the banner pool, and reuse almost all of the assets with minimal changes.
>>2403263That hasn't lead to an uptick in tazuna doujins which is a shame
>>2403275Anon I...
>>2403271I read that as>folded into their butter armymmm butter
>>2403211>It's probable with this information that King Halo's mother isn't Goodbye Halo after all.Nah that's probably still the intention. AFAIK pretty much any time an uma's mother is mentioned, the information given seems to line up with the IRL horse's mother (Spe's dead birth mom, King's mom being a G1 winner, Brian and Hayahide being siblings, etc.). The only potential exception I can think of is Director Akikawa's mother
>>2403268Difficult to happen since they make a new design for Stay Gold when there is already Kiniro Ryotei, also happens to Montjeu and Broye.>>2403250Might be a good idea if somehow they want to make a console version of the game since Pawapuro, the game they stole its career system from, already has (you) as an OC to train. But I dont think they will do it because Cygames.
>>2403281IIRC, Tannhauser brings up her mother, who WOULD be Akikawa if that was the case... but they aren't.If they don't then I'm just wrong and I apologize.
>>2403274>That happens in American companies partially because of toxic positivity.Devs creating an OC and then championing it is absolutely not an American only problem. It goes hand-in-hand with gacha games in general. FEH and FGO come to mind. Sure, cygames might have restraint, but it's because they know they'll still have to bag contracts with the IRL owners, not because they're somehow immune to it.
>10 days leftwhat now?
Imagine Umawife lap pillows
>>2403288>Devs creating an OC and then championing it is absolutely not an American only problem>I am not saying it CAN'T happen, but it's less likely to happen with Cygames here.
>>2403293Kawakami is such a great character. Her casual outfit is one of the best as well.
>>2403295nyo
>>2403283Not necessarily, there's no reason obey couldn't just be transported 1 to 1 to the game but just get a name change.
IM SO PISSED OFFI WON PLAT BUT I DIDN'T HAVE FUN I WANT SOUL
>>2403312"soul" does not exist in gacha pvp.
>>2403313that one dude that won with cheer nature proves you wrong
So maybe my wife isn't fast enough to beat Oguri in a race but I'd like to see Oguri try to beat her in a fist fight
>>2403285Northern Taste was the IRL Tannhauser's father, not his mother, so that doesn't break the pattern. I did forget about the Air Groove > Admire Groove > Duramente lineage, though, which would definitely be an exception to the rule
>>2403274>Go make some sexy sexy umas now.You're not gonna like this. And not just because I can't draw.
>>2403313So many people won with their oshi, why didn't you?
>>2403289Did you just blow a bunch of TP potions?
>>2403319woah...
>>2403269At least add Fami-chan as an NPC. Please, I need it.
>>2403319Is that lil coon?
>>2403269Qrd? Who is this jobber
>>2403319Aw man, you censored the best part >:(
>>2403250Would anyone complain if they just made someone like Happy Sex trainable when there is an actual horse after the fact?
Litterbox isn't letting me upload.https://limewire.com/d/G34nb#cR41GLMf1xI suck at this game man...
Does ougi need a gold recovery skill next Cm?
>>2403337I fucking love how limewire became the default alternative to litterboxd due to a boomer anon
>>2403333>Who is this jobberput some respect on the savior of Japana horse from the show Passing the Reins /The Royal Familiy, it got an "official" uma design when they had a collab event with Cinderella Gray
>>2403337Nah, game just has a lot of support card catch-up to do. Your runs are noticeably improving, so you're clearly doing something right.
>>2403345Oh thats kinda cool, what's it about?
>>2403269>>2403327What do you mean this isn't Mayacchi
>>2403353Squint hard enough and it can be*
>>2403343It's one anon doing all of the limewire uploads.I know that because I'm that anon and there hasn't been any limewire usage outside of the very first thread lol>>2403347Ehhh... Well, we'll see.I'm about to fucking dick myself by trying to train a Goldship medium end closer with this deck.https://limewire.com/d/Or3l7#R17Z6ECJepI wanted double O affinity but none of my B+ umas could double O the ones I wanted to train, but my C Goldship was double Oing.
>>2403353Maya was so successful they made Mayano 2.
>>2403352Pic related, basically.
https://limewire.com/d/2HlGP#1HAUcfc2i8Do I gamble? I already forgot how to build end closers anyways. (I think it was prioritize power and stamina somewhat equally with speed being the close third priority?)
>>2403377>predebutPICK CHARM
>>2403315>Dom and NSM out the box She’s pretty good?
>>2403381Well I'll be damned, I've never fucking had that happen before.https://limewire.com/d/3IsyJ#mOdCcaWcQ8Now, can someone tell me how to build an end closer before I fuck up this run? I've got Practice Perfect AND Charming pre-debut.
>>2403387It's alwaysstam target > speed > power = wit > anything else. What are you building them for?
>>2403387if you're doing URA/Unity goldship has mostly mediums and longs focus on speed and stamina, early on focus on building friendships with charming and then pivot to mostly speed and stamina, ~350 stamina should be enough to clear the classic Kikka Sho and 500-600 to clear senior spring Tenno Sho
>>2403390Mediums. That's it. I don't know how to properly farm sparks nor do I do more than one career a day, so I'm content with just clawing my ass up hill, even if it disappoints me that I am not getting As yet.
>>2403392Medium as in TT team? Aim for like 800 stam and Goldshi's gold recovery
>>2403391I'm doing MANT mostly because my scroll/notebook spam from last run gave me a high I will never ever get to touch again.I might do another Unity Cup in the near future though, Unity was fun and gave me the Haru you saw in the first limewire image.
Do practice perfect rewards stack? I already have Practice Perfect O and I'm getting offered Practice Perfect O from an Admire Vega event.
>>2403363My immediate thoughts upon seeing that deck are>You generally want to stack cards of the same type for bigger rainbows instead of spreading your deck thin like that. 'Meta' decks so far have typically focused on only 2 or 3 card types at once, not all 5 stats>You should probably look to pick up some of the story mode welfare cards (particularly McQueen/Brian/Suzuka), and also the friend point Urara>I'd also recommend a few of the recent event welfares like Shakur, but if you aren't using them already I assume you've only just returned to the game after a long break (or something like that) and missed them>>2403387Speed is always the highest priority statPower is also goodYou can get away with slightly less stam than usual compared to paces or frontsFor skills, prioritize mid-race/late-race speed and late-race accel plus a bit of recovery
Aries /v/ictory Stakes recordings are up for those who missed themhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLG-2uyTAXcbYU4iZDLKb5J8QtlsVQbBmEit's been quite the ride hasn't it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfcxExjuCv8Everyday, you wonder why Taiki's parent ship her to Japan.
>>2403399Noppers
>>2403400>stack same and focus on less cardsI forgot I had a better configured deck right next to it for EXACTLY this purpose. 3 speed(1 bororwed), 2 staminas and a wit card. Oops.>pick up the story mode cards?>friend point HaruI've got 39k, might do it after this run.>event welfaresYeah I just got back. There was a 3 month break before my C Super Creek and my B+ El Condor Pasa, and then about a 1 month gap between my B Mejiro Ryan and my B+ Smart Falcon.>stat spreadHuh, I'm getting all sorts of different answers. I guess so long as I'm winning races?>>2403406Yeah I asked /vg/, thank god...
>>2403411for the record there are some secret events that give Practice Perfect ◎ in careers like Taishin
It bothers me immensely that I can't view a replay of the race if I hit the "view results" button.
>>2403411>story mode cardsThe ones you get from reading the main story chapters, I mean. You get one copy of each for free just by reading the story, and then to uncap them you can buy extras from the shop using club pointsThey're a bit weaker than MLB SRs, but would probably be a meaningful upgrade over the cards you're currently using
>>2403403Those are Quarterhorses, not Thoroughbreds (umas).
>>2403421YOU GET A FREE CARD FROM THAT!? I had no idea!>it'd be an upgradeAre the Rs worth using AT ALL? I've got a lot of LBs I can do.
Gold Ship is running so fast that she's in the fucking late pack.It didn't win her the race though. She got stuck in the pack of pace chasers when she tried to accelerate. 6th place on my first G3, eugh. At least the rival didn't win?
I made up for the G3 loss almost immediately. I stamina trained in the turn I had and then went for the Hopeful Stakes. Eat shit Winning Ticket, I hope your Derby is successful but I don't want you ever winning against me.
>>2403424https://gametora.com/umamusume/compareA MLB R is probably better then a LB0 SR, yea, but you can see exactly what is what here
>>2403403Didn't Taiki's roommate get lonely without him? So they made a cardboard cut out of his head and put it in his table to make the other horse think he was there.
>>2403443Take a wild guess who Taiki's IRL stablemate was.
YES, SECOND IN A FINALS BABY, WOOOOO, I mean I know its not impressive for plat winners, but you need to understand that this is the first time I even survived A semifinals, much less got into finals or ranked wellalso notice how Tokai Teio Expert didn't bring Teio and has the most sovless team possible out of all of us
>>2403448>Latehomo seething
>>2403132>Bringing the meta team into B finalsHonestly what's the point?
So long as Gold Ship keeps winning the G1s, I think I'll be happy.She hasn't lost outside of that G3 yet, so I'm already pretty damn happy.
>>2403450NTA but Latekino is a winning strategy
I think the reason my MANT runs are going better than my other runs despite my distaste is because I typically run very few non-campaign related races. MANT forces my hand, so I end up stocking up on like 8 races a month.
>>2403463>a monthI meant a year but it sure as shit feels like a moth.Anyways, Gold Ship the CLASSIC PLATINUM is now a thing. God damn.
>word "Hate" is too strong it's filtered ingameUmazing
>Night Owl>First infirmary visit did not fix itHAHAHAH FUCKShiraoki be with me, I need your power accompanied with the holy spinach leaf...
I keep rewatching my plat win and this moment makes me happy, I am eternally in Dober’s debt.
>>2403450Why would I be seething? It went better than I expected, for the first time I made it into A finals, I ran relatively well and didn't even need to sell my soul for itI feel pity for the Teio Expert more than anything, he has a waifu, one that he runs a lot, and yet he was not brave enough to go for a plat with her
>Staff Retreat>Sasami was there>She helped Riko>wasn't a plus oneoops.Honestly I wanna catch her and force her to be my assistant trainer.
Wole up, gonna guess Xoguri won the stakes, soulless but this is MANT we are talking about, so I have a better question, did you lot attempt a Stakes thread in /v/? If so, how did it go?
>>2403475Instadeleted.
>>2403475It was a failure and people instantly gave up
>>2403475It got sniped like Vindicare Assassin waiting years patiently. On the flipside there was a few side-stakes races and peeps recovered afterwards to have a jolly good time.
>>2403484I did not have a jolly time
>>2403485Looks like you need a Xog to rescue you!
>>2403255*SSSSSSIIIIIP*
I lost a master cleated G1, and my rival won :(What the hell is a sympathetic heart, anyways?
>>2403494Are you an AI bot or not self-aware ESL?
>>2403255Bouquet spotted
>>2403504>not self-aware ESLI'm an American dipshit. I lost a G1 race that I had used master cleats on. It was also a rival race, she got first place.As for the "sympathetic heart" remark, I got a random event from MANT, and one of the options was Sympathy.
Oh for fucks sake, another wasted master cleat hammer.
I need Lucky Lilac
Speaking of Sympathetic heart what a waste of a skill, they don’t actually expect people to take it, right? For it to even work means you are helping at least one other trainer also activate theirs.
WHY DO YOU KEEP LOSING SENIOR JAPAN CUP AAAAAAAAAAH
>>2403518There'll be another skill to forcibly activate Sympathy later, but for now, yes, it's garbage.
I missed 400+ posts
Open to suggestions on building Urara for the /v/manese jokes cup. Add a Winning Ticket card in if you'd like and she can go for the double crown.
Please tell me I don't have tp train wit again...
This is the first time I was the one who got lucky.Somehow my 50% wr Xogger with no head-on beat the whale Xogger which looked all around better except for no PoC. I think she just forgot to proc her ult. We even had the exact same team comp.Truly a mickey mouse game mode.
>activated pity on the bingoDamn, what a shit way to end the night. The rank is lower than my Smart Falcon too(to be fair, the 3 races I missed were utterly fucked and not 2nd places like hers were.)
>>2403570I almost feel bad but it's not my fault the whole tournament's results hinge on one fuckass race
>>2403509>SympathyYou get a speed bonus if 4 other umas also have Sympathy (i.e. never).
>>2403575>shuka sho instead of kikuka sho for the triple crownNige what are you doing
>>2403584>consistent wins>game fucks you over in the finals where it truly matterHoly fuck I would be malding hard if I was the owner of that xogger
>>2403575 >>2403363For the archives, this is the same Goldship. >>2403591I don't have the races memorized. I just picked whatever the fuck said "Turf, Medium" at basically complete random(Classic got dominated with the mindset of "whichever gives me more fans") with 1-4 turn gaps determined by literal "however the winds blow." I am Shiraoki for Machikanefukukitaru, not Hana Toujou over here.I somehow won the last Tiara which I wasn't expecting and felt goofy getting in that clusterfuck.
>>2403575newcutie? *smooch*
>>2403597Don't ERP
>>2403597Speaking of Agnes Digital...https://limewire.com/d/WFg5j#fSsm0Rb8V0
>>2403599yeah? fuck you too
Wait, why are the crowns even necessary? Do different races give different rewards for winning, outside of the final races?
>>2403607What are you talking about
>>2403607Akikawa hands out extra stats for acquiring titles/epithets
How do i make Vodka werk in the Derby CM all of her innate skills are unusable beyond her ultIs this just a fool's errant to try to get Vodka in here just because her whole thing is winning the Derby? Winning Ticket's moveset is way more conducive
>>2403608Was confused by this >>2403591.>>2403610Schisse.I guess I'm looking into epithets to get bonuses...
>>2403613https://gametora.com/umamusume/nicknamesSet this to Type = Scenario and Scenario = TrackblazerOr ask someone to post the infographic.
>>2403613>>2403614You can play with this toolhttps://uma.guide/agenda-planner/<- or make sense of that
Sorry Nakayamanon, the run took longer than expected. I promise to do some writing tomorrow.>>2403614I've been neglecting that site for too long.>>2403617Okay, new tool to work with. Thanks.
>>2403607You get epithets that hand out additional stats or skills. The races in the Triple Crown or Tiara is a prerequisite for several of them. For example, you'd get the "Stunning" epithet for winning the Kikuka Sho in your Gold Ship run instead of the Shuka Sho, which is on the same date. From there, you can win the Japan Cup or Arima Kinen for "Incredible". The former and latter epithets give +10 and +15 to two random stats. You can ignore epithets if you have juicy rainbows and the items to maximize your gains, but it's good to be aware of their reqs and what you'd lose if you ignore them.
>>2403177>that's what belno didNo she didn't. She enrolled as a non-racer from the start.
>>2403177>did belno debutShe never tried again iirc
>>2403584Where do you see this?
>>2403625NTA but I didn't realize that.This is actually the last part of Cinderella Gray I watched and I thought it was strange how it's supposed to have been unprecedented for Oguri to move from Local to Central, only for Belno to be like "btw I'm transferring too haha."
>>2403584I got 3rd place from a late start but when i plugged all the racers into a practice lobby i won 7 out of 10 timesmy oguri's stat card on the pamphlet looked like the top one on two occasions that i screenshottedShe had the highest winrate of the entire lobbyfeelsbadman
What an awful night that was
>>2403636>but when i plugged all the racers into a practice lobbyNever do this, it's a fucking cognitohazard.
Is Uma Stan good on fronts?
>>2403642I've done it twice now and i now know how it feels to have won while knowing i was the favorite and lost while knowing i was the favorite instead of only being able to suspect i was just by going on win percentages i could see on the stat windowsI learned that a race i was the 50% favorite to win still meant i only had a 50% chance to win, and some scenarios my win could have been a bad 3rd place lossBut this instance did make me feel really bitter. Not only did i win 7/10, fucking 5 out of 10 races ended with a 1st / 2nd place victoryAnd I lost Aquarius because my dominant ace was a pace chaser late started there as well but i didnt have the idea to recreate CM races back then to really see what could have happened
>>2403636>>2403642Won't the results be inaccurate too since debuffers will hit everyone, as you can't assign teams in practice rooms?
>>2403552Damn I forgot Unity's flow. Even being generous with cards that was difficult. Now to run that back until 6 inspirations pop too.
>>2403664Hmm, that might be trueI only ran two Tethers, the others ran one Dominator and two stam-sapping NaturesIt still seemed to come out in the wash if i ran all 3 XOguri's in the main 3 slots for them all to be blasted equally by everything
>>2403570>Truly a mickey mouse game mode.that "mode" at the end isn't necessary
>>2403664They should make debuffers should hit everyone, see if they like their own shit
>>2402923My beloved
What's the meta for this cup? The sweatiest meta
>>2403688That's the neat thing, there doesnt seem to be one...Can you slap Red-Shift onto your uma? Then she can win the Derby..
>>2403629Replay the race, and check the magazine on the results screen>>2403680Team Trials is pretty fair doe. The game lends itself well to the law of averages.
>>2403628I could've made her a 7 G1 winner...
>>2403689That's not true, there is bound to be a team comp and umas that are stronger than any other, so what is the sweatiest strongest meta?
>accept milelet status>concentrate all pinks into Medium>still can't get S on a good runI hate this game. I really, REALLY hate this game.
>>2403552>>2403676Harubro why do you do this to yourself?Anyways hmmm...Ayabe+Yeppers guts, Kita+NTR speed, Wit nature and power ticket, mostly for her gold which is alright, I would've suggested guts ticket, but I can't find her
>>2403700>Milelet>Those statsMilelet works and I'm tired of people pretending it doesn't
>>2403688Almost anything can work until you run into two 3xfront niggers.
>>2403552>Add a Winning Ticket card in if you'd like and she can go for the double crownVery well.>Kita, King, borrowed Biko, Riko, Creek, and power Ticket
>>2403704So Triple Front is the way? Sadly I don't have 3 good Fronts. Neither version of Maru nor VBobo
>>2403706I'm not sure, I haven't run many tests yet. Other styles can probably beat fronts, they only auto-die when there's enough fronts to turn off Red Shift/MPD/Pump for everyone else.I don't dislike fronts but the triple front strat is such cancer that I refuse to use it.
>>2403695
>>2403700Milelet schedule?
>>2403710Can someone please answer the question?
>>2403249Haru was kinda trained bad on purpose to be a jobber, low tier race tracks need horses to fill gates and be there all the time, so haru was barely trained so they would keep their endurance to job every week.
>>2403716>We have purposely trained her wrong, as a joke
Win that G1, if you're so great
i fucking hate oguri but i'm happy my king managed to get me silvergroup B for life, would have killed myself if i got in A with all the UG niggers
Gonna admire my Vega for this cup. How's duel Dominator for the Derby?
>>2403711The standard one.
>>2403714>>2403695I'm still doing research and I'm a 1 month newfag, so take what I say with a grain of salt, but so far it looks like Lates/Ends should have a comparatively better time in the coming CM. I'm seeing that it's suggested to run at least two altes at a time to make sure that the Pump+Moving gamble works better (making Ryan parents because I don't have Dober, wanna kms)We'll get Mr CB in a few days and Gold Ship is a good End that everyone has so it's expected that we'll see a good chunk of them around. Paces are unfortunately almost completely fucked, most of their uniques trigger at the wrong times (Nishino, Brian etc.), and even XOguri is very gambly in her activations.
>>2403724My anon, my King got me second in A league
>>2403724actually you know what, i don't count losing to oguri and bourbon i got gold and she beat kita, i love my first-rate king, she never lets me down except when she loses every race in junior year without 2+ skills
>>2403691I see, it seems I got put into a lobby of people who got one lucky run to make A finals. We take those.
>>2403249Haru Urara was a very temperamental horse, and she didn't listen to most of her jockeys, but I do think it's hard to say whether she couldn't have performed had she ever been trained more seriously. For the most part, they just threw her into races.Hell, when you look at Nippo Teio, it makes me wonder if Urara could have actually had a stronger proficiency for mile or medium turf races that she simply never had an opportunity to demonstrate, since she was only ever entered into dirt sprints for her entire career.
>>2403736Damn really? Looks like I won't have enough Umas to make a proper strong team comp
>>2403742Didn't Haru win a race after her retirement?
>>2403724I mean... it seems there are Ugs in Group B as well..
>>2403702Even I didn't expect to find ticket at 3LB so i don't blame ya. I appreciate the generous MANT deck. Just gotta race max in unityPlus I'll share why I do this on race day>>2403705And thank you too. I'll bend the rules about a second suggestion and flip between both. Whichever gets the better turf/medium goes in the running
>>2403739>SpoilerFor some reason her alt is having a real bad time from the few careers I did, maybe she needs wit parents not to get rushed as often
>>2403746I think that was a 'soft keiba' race, some horses basically walk it, it's a lot more chill then a proper race.
>>2403744I think that, worst comes to worst, you could make a turbo-cancer budget team by running base Neicha/Grass as double doms+Golshi ace by borrowing a MrCB, both Lates and Fronts want to double up on roles this time so you would have one more debuffer on average compared to the other teams.
>>2403753I'll consider it, thank you, I just want to stack the deck in my favor to give myself more chances of winning
>>2403750>I appreciate the generous MANT deck. Just gotta race max in unityAh fuck, my brain is hard wired to MANT, sorry, still should be a decent gutsmaxxing deck if nothing else, I think Ayabe is a good guts card period as she has both speed and power growths, but second anons deck is probably better
>>2402807Opera O, Doto and Ayabe
how many losses until doberbros admit they wasted their carats?
>>2402807King Halo(Late)(Base form because anon told me that Cheer ult won't work next track)Rudolf(End)Opera(Pace)(New Year)I had enough of A league, it offers nothing interesting, I'm coming back home
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>2403746Her post-retirement victories were in soft keiba, which isn't really comparable to conventional horse racing as we would know it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYdih8YPBxIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ0CyrNqb2kBasically, as far as I understand, it's a kind of pseudo-race where people submit clips of the horses walking certain distances as fast as possible... with some caveats. You're disqualified if you complete it faster than the minimum allotted time (i.e, if it's 16 seconds, your final time has to be at least 16 seconds long), but in order to win, you specifically have to be the second-fastest horse. The actual fastest horse (that doesn't go under the requisite time) gets last place.
>>2403751getting late straight and a recovery usually stopped most losses except for a few G1s for me, if i can get double circle straight on debut i will otherwise just lvl1, blue and PoC whenever it shows upi am a shitter though so don't take my advice fully, i tachyons unique but thats if you are running meds with her i guessthis is what she was
>>2403769What a weird race
>>2403768>minus 6 million
>>2403768>its realWhat the fuck?
>>2403768Not looking good...
If global is smart they'd release every available casual outfit by 1.5 anni instead of doing it in pairs like JP did
>>2403783>instead of doing it in pairs like JP didHuh?
>>2403770Well your uma is already better than any of my attempts, although remember that next CM is left handedYeah, I can actually remake that deck one to one, neat!
>just woke up. How did it go? The stakes, the /v/ thread, whatever? >>2402115>t. hird rate
>>24021154 Plat3 Gold4 SilverHuh. I know I joined late but I didn't realise I missed a CM. That or I skipped one for whatever reason.
>>2403795Taurus 1 didn't give any titles unless you won in finals.
>>2403789could probably swap out helios for riko and just take all power/wit sparks
>>2403768>>2403782
>>2403789and a guts riko/sirius SS, might have a higher rating but she's garbage
>>2403793It was all awful, one of the worst nights of my life
>>2403797Oh yeah. It's been a long time.
>>2403804Don't think one should bother with gutsmaxxing without Ayabe, desu, even doing it in medium is stretching it
>>2403810yea normally i'd borrow or just use my LB1 but wanted to try a riko+sirius guts runnever doing that again
Guys i have an idea, what if instead of Tracen (apparently standing for Training Center) we had foocen, meaning Food Center, and instead of training you could eat there. Thatd be pretty cool i think>t. Ogurin
>>2403768I can't believe Oguri ate one of my club members...
>>2403755No problemo muchacho. I figured as much and think if the stars align and the sparks hit, I can make use of that RB with G1s. So far I've got 1 medium spark so time will tell.>>2403769These videos were cute as fuck to have in the background. A genuine wuv you to you
>>2403816I bet /v/ma did this...
>>2403761I got her on a daily pull and I won so where are my wasted carrots?
>>2403815I mean in the first three seasons of anime that’s about all Oguri does anyway.
>>2403815Isn't that what the gardening scenario is, essentially?
>>2403761This is her best performance to date. She saved a bunch of anons this time. Her ult being 5th or 6th instead of just 6th really does save lives.
>two weeks until next cmFuck it, I'm not going to bother making parents. May as well just accept I'll never get plat at this rate.
>>2403847Some people here really had the nerve to say that they were glad they didn't give more time, fucking niggers
>>2403847I didn’t make parents for this CM, I accepted I was not going to get plat but Dober had other plans. Take the Doberpill.
>>2403847Go for CM15?
>>2403781This happens when someone quits a club mid-month and all their earned fans that month get deleted, it's a shitty thing to do but at least they weren't at risk of dropping out of top 1000. Not sure what the fuck was Cyjews thinking with this retarded system though
>>2403855Not him but I can't take the Doberpill if I'm making Fronts
>>2403862Two front one Dober to actually win easy
Making Maruzen into her own grandparent is basically mandatory if you're running the summer version, right?
>>2403857No it's just over. I'll never win Plat
>>2403865I've been told that is a terrible idea several times because too many fronts will fuck with her positioning requirements
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>>2403881Flock off!
..!
>>2403881Need something?
henlo!!!
henlo
>/jp/ is here
Fuck off
Fuck on
>>2403847you guys make specific parents for each CM??? I haven't done a parent run since URA, they're pure cancer, no wonder you end up like this after losing CM
>>2403898they never left
Fuck quantum superposition of off and on, a Shrodinger's Fuck if you will
>>2403903Yup, just use failed aces. They should have all the skills you want tooMaaaaybe I do a parent run if I need something specific, like a Mile Seiun or a Mile Dober
I think that /jp/ are also our allies
>>2403847This is why you should have taken the frontpill. The same Angling + Groundwork stud works in every CM.
>>2403915We've never had anything to do nor interacted with those subhumans
>>2403768
I forgot how terrifying URA is
This is the most obvious raid I've ever seen
>>2403903Lmao you will never win another CM if you don't make MANT parents
>>2403730Dual dominator is not nearly as strong as in cm12 but it can still work, ita better to do a 3 ace comp
>>2403918The Momoi Opera O, Dont say the oonigger word!
>>2403928What's wrong with 2 ace + nice nature debuff
>>2403768former /v/mapyoi anon found dead with 2 bullet holes in the back of his head.
>>2403934What a shame for such a promising young trainer to take his own life.
Medium size jig.https://jiggie.fun/3BMebz
>>2403867Correct
I finally have some free time because I got laid off so I figure might as well spend some time finally making these multipurpose MANT parents that I've heard of. Can someone give me a QRD on it, I heard you basically run Oguri/El/Digitan with dirt on every CM and with a deck that gives all the important skills (uma stan, slimstream, playtimes over, ____ corners/straightaways, etc) and breed them into each other over and over?
>wake up>someone left BEEmapyoi>grinded a bunch of fans before leaving too, not even flatliningIs he stupid? If he was gonna leave why not just wait until gibs?
>>2403948>spoilerbro... I hope you are ok
der/v/ bros where can I get 50 gallons of hydrochloric acid? asking for a friend.
>>2403933Stamina debuffers will always be a meme
>>2403916>Angling + Groundwork stud
>>2403888>>2403891Hi!>>2403902Probably SIrius, she is quite chill with other umas but really, really doesn't like Trainers, I would also say Shakur but she isn't friendly with anyone period
>>2403950Some men just want to watch the world burn.
>>2403948Welcome to the club bwo I'm jobless for 6 months now
>>2403957How bad are we talking?
>>2403924The best eay to make parents is to just Frankenstein some bullshit together from failed aces
>>2403961>bwoAAAAAAAAA
>>2403955Bro you didn't get the contact list for chemical, weapons and other item needs?
>>2403959>Replying to them
>>2403948You are talking about looping parents?
>>2403951>>2403961Yeah I have severance pay and unemployment for a few months. Going back on the job hunt is the bigger pain though.>>2403973Maybe? Tbh I never really focused on making parents other just trying to randomly cobble together stuff for specific CMs
>>2403950You're assuming that he's going to continue to play, he could be quitting the game completely.
>>2403986Yeah the clubs are falling apart and so are we, /v/ma isn't making it to Breeder's Cup
not looking good for /vm/a...
>>2403994Can doomniggers like you quit the game already? You're an annoying faggot
EoS soon...
>>2403994God I wish all concernposters left already
>>2404000>>2404003It's obvious bait, extremely annoying bait but bait nevertheless
>>2403950Considering the timing they were probably thinking about uninstalling beforehand and then ragequitted after losing the finals to XOG
>>2404000>>2404003Last thing we need is to lose more people gents
>>2404008This CM was so miserable that I can easily see people getting mindbroken by it and quitting. That being said, the next ones won't be that bad, we just have to endure until MANTslop is over.
>>2404010I've thought about it, even though I knew I was losing the fact that matchmaking keeps placing me against the biggest gigametaniggers in the game makes it very hard to want to keep going. Also 2 weeks until the next one is a giant fuck you to everyone, they should give at least 3 weeks
>>2404010>getting mindbrokenPeople actually get mindbroken by CMs? I only won a couple and I dont care if i lose>WinBe super happy and celebrate>LoseDon't care, did my best and had fun
>>2404014That's the right attitude to me too, but still some people take it extremely seriously. I assume most of the seething here is performative but not all of it, some of it has to be real.
Was nice nature always super flat? I thought she has nice titties
>>2404018Not super super flat like Suzuka or McQueen, but she always had small ones
>>2404014>>2404016You wouldn't get it, that's why you don't do competitive sports
>>2404018She has a nice handful of nice naturals however some artists take the flatness to the extreme, which is weird because it's usually the opposite
>>2404024Natie works better as a flattie that a cow because she's supposed to be an unappealing plain jane
>>2404034I agree but she doesn't work as an extreme flattie either, she is supposed to be nice and average, nice and natural
>>2404010I'm mentally checked out of medium MANT CMs so it doesn't bother me in the slightest kek. I'm 1-1 on MANT rn.
>>2403859Pretty ass for the guy to leave when its literally 2 days before the welfare check too
>>2404039We need Medium CMs to ban Dominator ASAP
>>2404041That time will come with Swimsuit Golshi, although you might have to live through a triple dominator CM for a bit before that
>>2404041What card games do is either>Give tools specifically to counter dominatorFor example, a horse that had a skill that said "If this horse were affected by a speed debuff, increase speed instead". Then a while skill that is cheap with the same effect. That way if no one brings it you wasted little, but if someone does you came prepared. You can be even more crazy and add a horse that gets exponentially stronger the more it gets debuffed, but we're then entering whack territory>Replace an OP skill with something more riskyFor example, ban dominator, but add a dominator lite that also affects your side of the field, that way you have to pay a cost too for doing it, or make it cost stam or something. Increase the risk instead of it just being brainless. If you dom, and someone else brings a stam debuff, you could just lose. That way it has more counterplay>Just ban itI don't like this one because I enjoyed gassing out people with debuffs. It's part of the strategies and just reducing strategies is bad game design imo.We already know what happens though so it's a bit pointless to speculate like this, but still, they had many options
>>2403040cingray is absolute fucking dogshit when it comes to characterization
>>2404024I drew her once and buffed her a bit. Then someone flamed me through DMs for it, but also said they really liked how I did the hair. I thought it was pretty funny.
>>2404048Grossly incorrect
I missed the stakes thread, who won?
>>2404059I won
>>2404059Oguri and oy neigh.
>>2404059Grass Wonder
>>2404054kek, I always tend forget that you drawfags don't always exclusively post on 4chan, so the DM part took me by surprise a bit
>>2404059Fuji Kiseki
Rudolf please let Maruzensky win Arima Kinen my danchou needs those 100k fans
>>2404060>>2404061>>2404062>>2404065I hate you faggots.
>>2404066She said no....
>>2404067Ok no longer joking, XOguri won probably the worst Stakes night to date, so that's why people are disinterested, literally nobody cared, it was an awful night full of losing and metaniggers
>>2404059Summary of the stakes:>/v/ thread died so fast stakes was done here>xoguri destroying everything>anon got so mad on xoguri /uma/ is blamed, but its really just Oy NeighThats pretty much it i think.
>>2404067Maybe consider looking at the OP image and reading the first sentence nigger
>>2404069How do you even lose as a front in career? Are you doing that golshi mode?
>>2404070It was fun, the ensuing melty and funposting was top tier
>>2404074What funposting? I didn't see any funposting, maybe I was too teary from my Aries loss
>>2404054May I see? I hate drawing nice naties hair, it always comes off looking wrong
>>2404075We were making fun of you and the seething people probably, I had a great time clowning on everyone who doubted her>bros she won't win a single race and will be KWABOTYLol, LMAO in fact.
>>2404078>We were making fun of you:(
>>2404074I found it hilarious that everyone was trying not to be labelled soulless and used vbourbon but the moment xoguri won the first round, the others just went hog with it
which straw broke the camel's back
>>2404081Bourbon is the "acceptable" metafag choice because she's generally very well liked here
>>2404078That's so rude dude
>>2404076Here bro. In retrospective, drawing a goober like Neicha like this is pretty silly, it was just my experience playing Taurus cup back then
>>2404081You have to be a retarded nigger to think Fronts were meta this CM
>>2404080Just bantz mate, think of it this way. You ever clown on the losing team after a finals game despite not feeling any ill will towards them? All part of the game. wuv you
I refuse to roll for Neicha's alt, her fluffy twintails are more important to me than her naked ears
>>2404086You gotta let those thangs on her head hang free now
>>2404083Oguri isn't?
>>2404072Fuck you
>>2404083What about Smaru? I think an excuse of just being horny for her goes a long way
>>2403040Diffrent continuities
>>2404093Oguri is only well liked by feeder fetishists here
>>2404080>>2404085Not in a rude way, maybe i phrased it wrong. During the build up to the big day there were many oguri doubters claiming she wouldn't do anything, it's was genuinely pretty funny seeing her dominate and curbstomp the competition. And then the ensuing melty with half people trying to find someone to blame, half the thread celebrating and posting about the fat fuck. It was very funnyNo ill will at all, just nice to shut up the doubter who thought she'd be another falcon.
High cortisol thread
>>2404095That anon that called you a nigger was very rude, I think you should settle it in the track and whoever wins will be exiled to the ryan mines.
>>2404098I don't like architect shit, but I like Oguri
>>2404100Leftover seething.
>>2404103He called me and others faggots first, he's the one being rude and deserved to be called a nigger
>>2404096Smarus been great, wuv my hag
>>2404083Bourbon is just an universally strong front runner, I wouldn't call her broken. She has everything a front needs and she's easy to train. She doesn't have a 6L unique and she can lose to other front runners. She's a "I need a front/10" and that's why she's meta. Even Falcon used to be more broken than Bourbon before they began to release mid-race heavy fronts like S.Maru
Honest question not shilling. Will (You) guys use this as your front parent? I’m just worried I won’t max out the daily CP I got from my previous parent.
>>2404086I still like this drawing a lot btw. The look on her face is mesmerizing and weirdly erotic for me
>>2404110This, bourbon is meta and strong but she's also very "fair" there's no gimmicks when it comes to making a strong bourbon.
Will the reign of the gray monster be kind to Teiobros?
>>2404115The Mile 1 is sad because it can't raise aptitude on milelets
>>2404119Depends....do you have hachimi?
>>2404119She will eat you all who survived Curren's massacre before you can lay eggs, I hope you enjoy a bath of Teriyaki Sauce
>>2404115Any good Front Parent right now is gonna have Ignited Wit/Power, Prudent and Dodging Danger.People use shit parents all the time though so you should get your CP
>>2404121Hachimi?
ITT
>>2404119You will all be devoured unless you pay tribute
Whats a good frontrunner deck for taurus? For Suzuka or Vbobo, id think 3 wit 2 speed and Creek?
what settings should I change on this thing, I just put my FPS to 120 so far
>>2404119Your fat bodies will make a fine meal for her.
>>2404130You better ask /vg/, we don't cheat here
>>2404129Should be fine desu, I'm going 2 speed 3 wit 1 power (i want killer tunes) with full stam sparks and gambling on jordan giving be bofa
>>2404132Anon....oy neighs danchou used the FPS uncapper back in the day
>>2404132Except for Oy Neigh's danchou,of course
>>2404132how is it cheating
>>2404136That guy blames everything on /vg/, ignore him.
>>2404130Config editor>GraphicsUI animation scale as high as you can tolerate>GameplayChoice delay 0.1Text speed multiplier 10
I don't hate people who bring meta Xoguri into A leagues, it makes sense, that's where she belongs, with the sweatiest of sweatlords going all out on the numbersWho I DO look down upon are people who are so bad, they have to cope with said meta teams in B finales
>>2404140Nigga, /uma/ famously uses Sweepy and other external cheating softwares, how am I wrong?
>>2404134I uninstalled it months ago because I have a club to run and didn’t want to risk getting banned. However, I have to admit that playing at 120 FPS was fucking glorious.
>>2404123>People use shit parents all the time though so you should get your CPI got a lot of noobs borrowing my previous shitty parent so this is reassuring.
>>2404144Fair fair on something like sweepy, but uncapping FPS is not cheating, thats just being smart lowkey.
>>2404145>I have a club to runBased sensible and responsible anon
>>2404145I wish my danchou was this responsible
>>2404145Kinda weird Cygames would have nuked your ass for that when they let all the Eden clubs bot all the damn time.
>>2404141Oh wow that speeds everything up.Is there anything other than the FPS uncap that makes the game look nicer on the eyes though? That's why I downloaded it.
>>2404129I'm consistently getting 1200/1000/900/500/1000 with Kitasan, Fuku, Creek, FM, Bourbon and NTR with 9/9 stam and power sparks.
>>2404143Do you think I WANTED to finish in B league?My shitter ass couldn't get a single streak in round 2 then proceeded to dominate my B finals with a podium finish that I didn't deserve, and it felt like an insult both to me and the guys I got put up against.
Was leo the first unity CM or not ? I can't remember.
>>2404159You could've sent your oshis, anon
>>2404073>Are you doing that golshi modeYes and it is a parent run which i coincidentally didn't bring any mile sparks for
>>2404158Well that deck is insane so it's no surprise, not him but I lack Fuku, NTR and Creek at MLB. Which one should be the borrow? Also how do you compensate not having Killer Tunes?
>>2404162>mileLong* I should go back to sleep
>>2404162KEK
>>2404162Funny OC
>>2404162>>2404164Why do you need long, next CM is a mediumAlso fair enough, I'm about to do the same and eat dirt, although with how my latest few runs are doing, I feel like normal mode also has the Golshi-mode difficulty increase without the rewards
>>2404162Need a follow up to this of Maru encountering Tom Cruise
>>2404156Cygames doesn't ban hachimi users, they only ban bots and actual cheats. My old JP account from back in the day is still working and my Global account too, and I'm a day 1 user.
A question to my fellow oshigamers. Do you guys ever "retire" umas after they win you plat? Every plat I've won (with the exception of gold ship winning in longs twice) was done by a different uma and that makes me want to not use the uma in CMs to give others the chance to shine
>>2404172I never win a CM with mine so it's not a problem
>>2404172No, I run whoever I want
>>2404172I will only not run my wife it is practically impossible to get her necessary apptitudes for a race
>>2404172Imagine calling yourself an oshi gamer and retiring your "oshi" after a single win.you are a disgusting man whore. Nothing more nothing less. I hope you never win a plat again.
>>2404172I never won but in theory I would probably keep a plat winners with a special tag
>>2404172>Do you guys ever "retire" umas after they winNo, that sounds very silly
>>2404172I run my oshi everywhere unless I want to "skip" the CM by making a cookie cutter meta team, like using a triple end team for longslop CMs
>>2404168Fair point, I probably don't NEED the long sparks since long C is manageable so I might have gotten unlucky even with the stats I had. Other than that the run went fairly well but too bad I ended up with dogshit whites
I’m not a weeb, why does Fujin keep saying “-no/-nano” at the end of every sentence? What’s the name for that? It’s cute.
>>2404163Borrow NTR so you can cap speed every run. You don't need Creek if you have another gold recovery source or can consistently reach 1000 stam. Fuku is a gambling card. I don't have room for SSR El because my borrow slot is for NTR. I just cope with the white skills I get from rival races.
>>2404162I wuv your drawings Anon! L O V E
>>2404192verbal tic, kind of like nanoda/desuwa/ssu
Damn it must suck not being able to have multiple favorites. Couldn't be me. I won't field an uma I don't like.My favorites are oguri, maruzensky, creek, tamamo, ayabe, bourbon, tachyon, orfevre, jungle pocket, aston machan, grass wonder, biwa, rudolf, gold city, falcon, el condor pasa, mr c.b., and more.
>>2404196Nanoda, isn't that what Stinko does?
>>2404158>Kitasan, Fuku, Creek, FM, Bourbon and NTR3 speed? Why?
>>2404193>another gold recovery source or can consistently reach 1000 stamI do have another source of Gold recovery but I cannot by any means consistently reach 1000 stam, Stamina is ALWAYS the stat I have the most trouble with
>>2404197I feel kind of sad for people who don't have a favorite at all because they don't feel attached to any of the characters
>>2404197This man likes Mr Cock and Balls!>>2404199Windy talks in the third person, watch Global fuck that up.
>>2404204But doesn't WIndy talk in third person in her card? Rice also talks in third person in global
>>2404204The bell bottoms are real slick.
>>2404172I don’t usually retire umas, but I’m less likely to use them in back to back CMs. Personally, I like to run my wife every CM, even though she’s already won me a plat once. As for the others, I prefer to switch things up. Dober just got me a plat, and before that Digitan won me the Aquarius plat, so even though they’re some of my favorites, I probably won’t use them for CM13. Right now I’m thinking about who else I should give a chance to.
I really really really don't like Golshi mode
Are we still seething or have we moved on to another stage of grief?
>>2404210it's a placebo, there is no difference or if there is it's not noticeable enough
Okay, so, ends and lates get to use red shift and dobers ult, what about a pace? What else is there to use other than Red SHift? Don't think Nishino's ult is any good
>>2404196Why doesn't she just....not say nano? It's a whole ass word. Is she stupid?
>>2404216Brian's, NY Opera's
>>2404172I trained my favorites as winners so I'm going all the way whether it fucks me up or not
I failed my dailies again, careers take too long and I am too tired after work but I am too busy during work
ITS A NEW DAY
>>2404217That's kinda cringe nanorowukirukuenuinerudesuwa
>Free single pulls on the uma bannerwhoa
>>2404213>mad about losing plat>go for a run>no longer madit is what it is
>>2404217dont be mean nano
OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
>>2404091You could just change her to her default outfit if you want her skills/unique from the alt
>>2404232TEIO INCOMING
>>2404232EXPLODE NIGGA
>>2404232FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
>>2404232ITS OVER
>>2404240DESU WA
>>2404240Oh my fucking God dude, bricked
>>2404240LOL
>>2404240PAKU PAKU DESUWA
>>2404240BAHAAHAHAHAHHH
>>2404240desuwalol
>>2404240OH NO NO NO NO NO
https://litter.catbox.moe/h5wqxgg64b9yfu43.pngit's that easy
>>2404240FAT FUCK
>>2404201>Stamina is ALWAYS the stat I have the most trouble withIf that's the case, then borrow Creek and aim for at least 800 stam. Your other cards can be Kitasan, Windy, FM, Bourbon and Tachyon/Marvy.
>>2404240HOLY FUCKING BRICKED
>>2404248Time to explode negro
>>2404240Actually dying, bricked
>>2404248>King GayloSorry for your loss!
>>2404240S W E E T SWEETS
I cannot count the amount of times anime Teio and Mcqueen bricked my pulls
>>2404240Will Cygoys ever buff this alt? Give it NSM or something...
>>2404262Anime Teio is very useable though. Not top tier but very decent horse.
There is no way McQueen, Rice, Special Week aren't more prone to appear right? The rates are huge
new bread doko
>>2404270Wait for reset
>>2404270What variant of bwoguri do you want as an OP
>>2404264Yes, evenutallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAU2fxyfnxA
>>2404273Reset just happened
>>2404273Etoo.....that's 24 hours
>>2404278>>2404283The OTHER reset!
>>2404285Nigger that is 7h from now you can't expect us to use catbox for 7 fucking hours
>>2404274None. We want an actual /v/ma user to make the thread and not some redditnigger
>>2404275Incredible... eventually unbricked
>>2404288Say no more
https://litter.catbox.moe/on28o41511hlb0i0.png
Reminder that we can always MANT if the one somebody makes in bad spirits is not to our taste, just don't have a melty in it
Did they up the rates of the roulette wheel for this event? I've been maxing out my bingo cards in like half as many spins as normal.
>>2404297Nigger explode
>>2404291Are you baking or just shitposting? Add next CM dates and move it higher
>>2404297Live in a black neighborhood
>>2404288Oguri as the queen deserves some OPs. But next one should be different.
>>2404240Should have worn the shirt.https://litter.catbox.moe/p2akl6oan9rsokgq.png
Have you not heard? it was my understanding that everyone had heard
>>2404307This catbox shit never works for me
>>2404300I'm just shitposting. I don't bake early
>>2404311It's not early
>>2404309Heard what?
>>2404311Imo, reaching image limit at reset and basically during the peak activity is a good reason enough to bake, I don't want to double bake, though
ALL RIGHT I WILL BAKE
>>2404318good enough*
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>>2404324I actually laughed out loud. There's no hope for me.
>>2404318nigga just bake, nobody else is baking
Endclosers don't need spurt for this track right?
>>2404326>>2404321 is baking
>>2404328Nope.
[BAD NEWS] our q/v/een ate the bake again...
>>2404328Yup.
>>2404332Did she wash her hands???
>>2404332Food supplies are gone for 2 weeks.....
>>2404329>he fell for the fake bake
bake faster i need to post the same oguri image 20 times again
Niggers, I'm going to BAKE this is NOT a SHITPOST you fucking BLACK CREATURES
WE RAN OUT OF BREAD
I hope queen Oguri gets nice and fat
Oguri took my bread.....
Oguri just fucked my wife and raided my fridge....
Would be fucking funny if 2 or more bakes happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQQCBaGO8oU
Oguri just ate my entire house
Oguri drained my balls dry... there's nothing left for the rest of my trainees... this is tyranny
Oguri just flew over my house
She ate billions....
>>2404352I wish I could got to Amerika
>>2404359>>2404359>>2404359
>he bakedDO IT
